It's Valentine's Day, which means it's time to give chocolate to the boy you like! But an unexpected face makes an appearance…
I am Betelgeuse Romanée-Conti,
the servant of diligent love.
Yo soy Betelgeuse Romanée-Conti,
Je suis l’apôtre de l’amour assidu,
Pételgeuse Romanée-Conti.
Eu sou o Betelgeuse Romanée-Conti,
servo do amor diligente.