A cat from Ryuuguu Palace brings wealth.  A greedy man freezes as he eats all the persimmons.  A man sells farts that are sacred to the Buddha.
There's no such thing as a 
shijuukara that makes you fart.
No existirá un herrerillo
 oriental tan raro.
No puede existir un herrerillo oriental tan raro.
Não existe um Shijukara
 que faça você peidar.