A cat from Ryuuguu Palace brings wealth.  A greedy man freezes as he eats all the persimmons.  A man sells farts that are sacred to the Buddha.
If someone wants my wife, they can have her.
¡Me da igual que se
 case con quién sea!
¡Me da igual, que se case con quien quiera!
Se alguém quiser a minha
 esposa, pode ficar.