A 34-year-old unemployed recluse get hit by a truck... and wakes up as a newborn baby in a fantasy world! With loving parents, a lifetime of regrets, and a beginner's magic textbook, he sets out to make the most of his second chance at life.
Oh, well, my life was basically over anyway.
حسنًا، من البداية وحياتي بائسة
Na ja, mein Leben war so oder so vorbei.
Bueno, mi vida estaba acabada
de todos modos.
Bueno, de todas formas, 
mi vida ya se había acabado.
Tant pis. Ce sera pas pire
que ma vie pourrave.
Mah, vabbè, tanto la mia vita 
non mi stava portando da nessuna parte.
Bem, a minha vida estava
praticamente acabada mesmo.
Да и пофиг…
всё равно жизнь пошла под откос.
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