When Orochimaru's poison leaves Guy-sensei completely bald, it's up to Lee and the gang to find him the right wig. Our beloved narrator comes down with a bad cold, and much to Tenten and Neji's chagrin, Lee's his temporary replacement.
He's got a hundred thousand 
tails. Can you believe that?!
¡Tiene cien mil colas, ¿puede creer eso?!
¡Tiene cien mil colas, 
impresionante, ¿verdad?!
Ele tem cem mil caudas,
 dá para acreditar?!