-Long ago, the Demon King was sealed away thanks to the special magic known as Guru Guru. 300 years later, he has returned, and humanity is waiting for a hero who will rise up to oppose him. Unfortunately for them, all they'll get instead are the lazy Nike and the naive Kukuri, who set out on an adventure to save the world.
You sheem pretty fasht, 
but your shwordplay ish no good.
تبدو سريعاً جداً، لكن مبارزتك بالسّيف سيّئة
Bist zwar schnell, aber deine
Schwerttechnik kann man vergessene!
¡Eres rápido,
pero no sabes usar la espada!
¡Eres rápido,
pero no sabes usar la espada!
Tu es plutôt rapide,
mais t’es nul à l’épée.
Shei veloce, ma con la shpada
shei proprio una shchiappa!
Você parexe rápido,
 mas não sabe usar a expada!