This is the story of a certain man who's in a band...
What is going on? Why is 
any of this happening?
ما الّذي يجري؟ لمَ يحدث أيّ من هذا؟
Was ist los?
Was wird da gespielt?
¿Qué pasa y por qué pasa?
Che sta succedendo? Perché succede tutto questo?
Что же происходит?
В чём загадка?