Shinzou asks the Sket-dan for help with a makeover to make a good impression when he meets Megumi-dono, a friend he made online, in person. But is Shinzou in modern clothes even Shinzou anymore? Can Shinzou somehow rectify his samurai beliefs with modern garb? Later, Himeko tries a new workout video, but it doesn't "work out"...
Sorry bub, not happening. 
Not a chance, no way.
Siento mucho decírtelo, pero no 
tiene caso. No tienes oportunidad.
Siento mucho decírtelo, pero no hay
 forma. No tienes ninguna oportunidad.
Foi mal, chapa, mas não dá.
 De jeito nenhum.