It's the day before White Day, and a sinister trio of villains has ruined the village supply of sweets. It's been quite a few days since the Leaf Doll's Festival ended, but some prankster keeps putting the dolls back out every night.
...such a demanding hobby.
What a surprise!
un pasatiempo tan demandante, qué sorpresa.
tenga un pasatiempo que 
requiere tanta dedicación!
...tivesse um passatempo
desses. Que surpresa!