When Orochimaru's poison leaves Guy-sensei completely bald, it's up to Lee and the gang to find him the right wig. Our beloved narrator comes down with a bad cold, and much to Tenten and Neji's chagrin, Lee's his temporary replacement.
being sucked into the black 
holes that are her eyes!
y yo soy una tonta nebulosa 
gaseosa perdida en ellos!
y yo soy una nebulosa de amor que 
inevitablemente acaba perdida en ellos.
sendo sugada pelos buracos 
negros que são seus lindos olhos!