A man wants to be a Sennin but fails, so he becomes a salesman instead.  Kobayashi Issa, the haiku poet, thinks of the sun, the moon, and his soba.
And so I'd like to borrow some scissors...
¿Puedes prestarme unas tijeras?
¿Puedes prestarme unas tijeras?
Além disso, gostaria de pegar
 uma tesoura emprestada...