Yamakawa phones his buddy Ooshima so he can watch him on a live webcam feed.
Don't kid around. 
You look even more pitiful.
Keine Albernheiten. Das macht
dich nur noch bemitleidenswerter.
No bromees.
No bromees.
T’es pas marrant, tu sais…
En fait, tu fais encore plus pitié.
Senti un po'…
Não brinque. Você fica ainda mais ridículo.