You can never remember what exactly goes on in an episode of Wooser, can you?  But did you know this is actually the 88,888th broadcast of this episode?  Is everything a dream?  Can Wooser overcome Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrence, and defeat Diogenes in his attempt to live an austere life?
My master's lack of productivity 
is causing an entropy spike!
قلّة إنتاجيّة سيّدي تُسبّبُ ظهور نتوء إنتروبيا
Die fehlende Produktivität meines
Meisters erzeugt eine Entropiespitze.
Aumentó la entropía por culpa 
de la pereza de Wooser.
Ha aumentado la entropía por 
culpa de la pereza de Wooser.
Toutes ces discussions stériles
font augmenter l’entropie !
La mancanza di produttivita del mio maestro
sta causando un picco di entropia!
A inutilidade é tanta que a 
entropia está se multiplicando!