Amamiya Yuuhi, an average college student, wakes up one morning to the sight of Neu Crescent, a talking lizard claiming to be a knight. Neu asks for him to help save the world and protect their princess from an evil mage seeking to destroy the Earth, but Yuuhi finds it hard to believe such an absurd request. However, later that day a golem created by the evil mage appears before Yuuhi. Yuuhi is about to die when suddenly—
What was that for, you brat?!
!لماذا فعلت ذلك أيّها الشقيّ؟
Was sollte das, du elender Rotzbengel?!
¡¿Qué haces, mocoso?!
¡¿A qué ha venido eso, niñato?!
Non mais ça va pas, la tête ?
Che cosa credi di fare, mocciosetto?!
Fez isso por quê, moleque?!
Совсем спятил, молокосос?!