The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
If I put effort into it, I could 
probably buy all of Japan.
.إن بذلت جهدا كبيرا فقد أتمكن من شراء اليابان بأكملها
Creo que podría comprar Japón
si me lo propusiera.
Creo que podría comprar Japón
si me lo propongo.
Je pourrais acheter le Japon,
si je le voulais.
Se mi impegnassi,
potrei comprare il Giappone intero.
Se me esforçar, provavelmente
poderia comprar todo o Japão.
Если постараюсь, смогу купить всю Японию.