This farce concerns Lord Godard, a vampire who has decided to live as an ally to the human race. Yet somehow, it seems an intruder made their way onto his estate to murder his beloved wife with a silver stake. A certain detective comes to the estate...
Despite my physical state, I will 
have no problem solving this case,
رغم حالي البدنيّ، لن أواجه
مشكلةً في حلّ هذه القضيّة
Selbstverständlich ist mir die Arbeit
auch mit diesem Körper möglich,
Pese a mi estado físico, no me supondrá
problema alguno resolver el caso,
Pese a mi estado físico, no me supondrá
problema alguno resolver el caso,
Cela dit, même avec ce corps,
je n’aurai aucun mal
Stia tranquillo, sono in grado di portare a termine
 il lavoro anche con il corpo che mi ritrovo.
Apesar do meu estado físico,
não terei problemas para resolver este caso,
Впрочем, невзирая на особенности тела,
работу я исполняю прекрасно…