To fund his elegant lifestyle of never leaving the house, Wooser decides to enter a one million yen movie contest.  But he knows nothing about making movies, and has nothing but crazy ideas.  Just when the project is about to fall apart, a certain famous movie actress agrees to help.
If I'm a popular director, 
then I can just sit back and relax,
إن أصبحتُ مخرجاً مشهوراً، أستطيعُ حينها الجلوس والاسترخاء
Wenn ich ein berühmter Regisseur bin,
kann ich mich zurücklehnen
Si fuera un director popular, 
podría relajarme y descansar
Si fuera un director popular, 
podría relajarme y descansar
Si je deviens
un réalisateur connu,
Se fossi un regista famoso, 
potrei passare il tempo seduto a rilassarmi,
Se eu me tornar um 
famoso diretor de cinema,