A man sleeps and waits for good news.  A woman wants to divorce her husband because his mother farts too much. A man marries a snake.
He would ask any woman he saw to marry him,
Ese hombre declaraba su amor a todas las 
chicas pero siempre era rechazado.
Ese hombre declaraba su amor a todas las 
chicas, pero siempre era rechazado.
Ele pedia para todas as mulheres
que via para se casarem com ele,