re i hate to mention acker but in article apr jhuvms hcf jhu edu hasch jhuvms hcf jhu edu bruce m hasch writes in article apr hpcvaac cv hp com paula koufax cv hp com paul andresen writes i feel as if i might be causing some bad karma by doing this but i just have to know is the ack man still in organized baseball glad you asked the ack man and nine of his relatives are currently impersonating the baltimore orioles pitching staff personally i believe that the evil ackers kidnapped the real o s staff and are currently in the process of impersonating mussina sutcliffe mcdonald olson no no no the ack man is apparently an alien life form much like the pod people from planet mars who can take on any form the ability remains the same however the ack people have been spotted on many teams to date but it appears that the orioles staff mentioned above and the expos bullpen barnes walton fassero gardiner and rojas have been the prime target apparently john wetteland was roughed up by the ack people during spring training due to the fact that his system rejected the takeover and has been on the dl ever since contact the authorities this evil plot must be stopped the ack people can keep jack morris and juan guzman though i enjoy watching toronto fans suffer too much to want these guys returned to normal scot scot hughes department of chemical engineering expos in falcon cs mcgill ca mcgill university montreal quebec witty saying here
