re krillean photography in article apr unlv edu todamhyp charles unlv edu brian m huey writes i think that s the correct spelling crullerian i am looking for any information supplies that will allow do it yourselfers to take krillean pictures i m thinking that education suppliers for schools might have a appartus for sale but i don t know any of the companies any info is greatly appreciated crullerian photography isn t educational except in a purely satiric sense in case you don t know krillean photography to the best of my knowledge involves taking pictures of an most of the time organic object between charged plates the picture will show energy patterns or spikes around the object photographed and depending on what type of object it is the spikes or energy patterns will vary one might extrapolate here and say that this proves that every object within the universe as we know it has its own energy signature crullerian photography involves putting donuts between grease covered hot metal plates while illuminating them with a krypton stroboscope through a unique iteration involving the th dimensional projection of a torus through the semi stochastic interactions of hot monomolecular lipid layers covering the metal plates the best metal is iron since it repels vampires and succubi the donuts start developing flutes and within moments actually become poly crenellated hot greasy breadtubes some people believe that food is the way to a man s heart but most psychics agree that there is nothing like hot crullers for breakfast the chemical composition of crullers is a mystery some thought evidence of charles fort s channeling in stevie wonder s production of the secret life of plants when played backwards in the theatre of unnaturally fertile findhorn farms has deduced that they are complex carbohydrates ordinarily only found by spectoscopy in the magellenic clouds i called devi on my orgone box and asked her if this was really the case and she tm levitated me a letter across the atlantic to tell me it was indeed not just another case of misunderstanding tesla though the miskatonic university hasn t confirmed anything at all at least the crullers taste good i got the recipe from kaspar hauser le jojo fresh n clean speaking out to the way you want to live today american all american doing a bit so and even more so
