top ten ways slick willie could improve his standing with americans top ten ways slick willie could improve his standing with americans institute a national sales tax to pay for the socialization of america s health care resources declare war on serbia reenact the draft stimulate the economy with massive income transfers to democtratic constituencies appoint an unrepetent socialist like mario cuomo to the suprmeme court focus like a laser beam on gays in the military put hillary in charge of the ministry of truth and move stephanopoulos over to socialzed health care balance the budget through confiscatory taxation remind everyone again how despite the democrats holding the presidency the majority of seats in the house and in the senate the republicans have still managed to block his tax and spend programs go back to england and get a refresher course in european socialism resign now copyright c edward a ipser jr be sure to look for slick willie s first very own book of top ten lists available soon in paperback
