re chrysler bailout in article apr magnus acs ohio state edu mconners magnus acs ohio state edu michael r conners writes plug this one in i m a conservative i hate pee cee s although i have to use one at work and am a proud owner of a next station the real question should the feds bail out steve jobs next a la chrysler so that important manufacturing jobs wouldn t be lost you have just reminded me of an old tom paxton song i m changing my name to chrysler tom paxton oh the price of gold is rising out of sight and the dollar is in sorry shape tonight what the dollar used to get us now won t buy a head of lettus no the economic forecast isn t right but amidst the clouds i spot a shining ray i caneven glimpse a new and better way and i ve devised a plan of action worked it down to the last fraction and i m going into action here today chorus i am changing my name to chrysler i am going down to washington d c i will tell some power broker what they did for iacoca will be perfectly acceptable to me i am changing my name to chrysler i am heading for that great receiving line so when they hand a million grand out i ll be standing with my hand out yes sir i ll get mine when my creditors are screaming for their dough i ll be proud to tell them all where they can go they won y have to scream and holler they ll all be paid to the last dollar where the endless streams of money seam to flow i ll be glad to tell them all what they can do its just a matter of a simple form or two it s not renumeration it s a liberal education ain t you kind of glad that i m in debt to you chorus since the first first amphibians crawled out of the slime we ve been struggling in an unrelenting climb we were hardly up and walking before money started talking and it s sad failure is an awful crime it s been that way for a millennium or two but now it seems there s a different point of view if you re a corporate titanic and your failure is gigantic down in congress there is a safety net for you chorus perhaps steven jobs should take paxton s advice and change his name to chrysler or perhaps set himself up as an s l maybe neil bush could give him a hand akasacou alfred ccs carleton ca no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn j morrison the opinions expressed above are mine like anyone else would admit to them
