re dogs vs bikes my first encounter with a dog chasing after my bike was on my first poker run a big german shepard ran out into the pack of bikes i was riding with and tried to bite the right leg of the guy riding in front of me he kicked the dog a couple of times we were all only going about mph and just made the dog angrier and got away by applying wfo and outrunning the dog who then started after yours truly at the time i had open drag pipes obnoxiously loud as hell and as soon as the dog was about feet away from the right side of my bike i pulled in the clutch and revved the motor up to about rpm and the roar of the pipes frightened the dog away probably made the dog s ears hurt like hell and he didn t come back for the rest of the bikers behind me either my second encounter was with an already deceased road kill dog i wasn t paying very close attention to the pavement when the car in front of me straddled the carcass i looked down just in time to see what i was about to run over so i just held onto the handlebars and freaked out both wheels went squarely over the dog s belly with a thump thump just like running over a piece of a x lumber the bike didn t lose any stability at all and i kept on going after i got to my destination i found bits of fur meat and blood stuck to the bottom of my motor and frame gross neal howard xlh dod computrac inc richardson tx doh o neal cmptrc lonestar org std disclaimer my opinions are mine not computrac s let us learn to dream gentlemen and then perhaps we shall learn the truth august kekule
