take the waco quiz impress your friends win valuable cash prizes the waco quiz what would you do in the following hypothetical situations you have committed no crime the batf conducts a no knock raid a hands in air say do you have a warrant think of hefty suit settlement b say you have second to identify yourself as a cop or i shoot c shoot heck at least in federal prison you might get to have sex you have killed federal agents they blast strange music at you a come out with hands up i wish to turn state s evidence hope deal s good b wait figuring other federal agents will get bored and go on vacation c wait if they come after you there will be a chance to kill more g men the fbi has you surrounded asks you to come out immediately a come out figuring long prison term is chance to catch up on some writing b stall you just can t concentrate when you re on trial for some reason c decide to write novel length prophecy now while ideas are fresh in mind fbi calls and says they will use tear gas if you don t come out a come out with hands up your radical bro in law hated getting gassed at uc b get out your gas mask really these feds will have to give up eventually c shoot at vehicles delivering tear gas it s rude to break down a man s door fbi calls and says they will use tanks to break down your walls a come out with your hands up flimsy cardboard construction won t last long b with presence of mind move flammable devices away from tinder dry haybales c spread some kerosene around and hit a match big schwarzenegger ending points are awarded in the following manner points for every a answer points for every b answer and points for every c answer count em up and compare with your friends if you answered a all the time you are probably in jail but alive if you answered b all the time you may still be holed up in your compound if you answered c all the time you are probably dead feel free to copy this and distribute to your friends the koresh cult standoff is over may his victims recquiescat in pace the above is a net moment of silence daniel a hartung dhartung chinet chinet com ask me about rotaract
