re sex uniforms and good taste in article apr news cs brandeis edu st pip cc brandeis edu writes in article r r s ob network ucsd edu king cogsci ucsd edu jonathan king writes which reminds me yet again of a bucs cards game in whitey herzog s last year as cards manager karen and i were watching the game on tv and for some barely explicable reason the camera kept dwelling on the white rhino himself at his uniform filling worst truly horrible do you remember game of the nlcs after the dodgers defeated the mets and ugh a dugh foo boo fat stomach tom lasorda came running out on to the field in celebration yuck he undulated his arms flew up and down keeping time with his rolling set of stomachs which flew all around the cozy confines of chavez ravine he oozed like a white gastropod he ran it was a disgusting sight not only couldn t i watch my mets in the series i had to watch fat stomach lasorda roll around dodger blargh but what made it memorable was what karen eventually said about this which was i would rather sleep with a jar of bill landrum s spit under my pillow than look at whitey herzog in one of those uniforms if you like short fat men who grunt curse and spit a lot whitey s certainly your man former wfan host pete franklin on the white rat but it s true this emphasis on the appearance of ballplayers in tight uniforms only works if the player actually has an extraodinary physique looking at charlie hough s scrawny torso through those tight white shirts just sort of makes me decide hmmm i don t want to eat lunch today or tomorrow or anytime soon when al harazin first became mets gm he was asked if he intended to help redesign the mets uniforms and change their image in particular they asked him about the orange and blue racing stripe that runs down the sides the uniforms he said that he s very much in favor of keeping them because they re sleek and they re sexy sid fernandez in a tight fitting uniform with a sleek racing stripe to denote speed and potencty mmmmmmmm lard kevin mcreynolds diving after a fly ball mmmmmmmm man o war baby pat howell well never mind nothing could be tight on him they don t make uniform sizes that small adam wishes he contribute something more interesting to r s b levin jason a miller some doctor guy frank tanana
