re braindead drivers who don t look ahead in article tekig pen tek com jitloke tekig pen tek com jit loke lim writes in article apr cbnewsd cb att com hhm cbnewsd cb att com herschel h mayo writes anybody is going anywhere so i block the would be passers not only for my own good but theirs as well even though they are often too stupid to realize it ah we are looking for good people just like you we are a very concerned group of citizens who are absolutely disgusted at the way that the majority of drivers simply disobey traffic rules like going above the speed limit passing on our right and riding our tails while all the while we respectfully abide by the rules of this great country and maintain the mandated speed limits with our calibrated certified cruise controls while keeping the respectful car length distance mph speed how many times have you been ticked off by some moron who jumps ahead in the car lengths that you have left between you and the vehicle ahead of you while driving mph finally you have an option we are a totally member supported group that perform functions for our own good for the good of this great country but most of all for those unfortunate ones that are too stupid to realize it bless their souls for a paltry you can join citizens for rationally advanced piloting c r a p a non profit members only society but but but there is a slight hitch the initiation rite to be a full fledged member of this exclusive club you must proof that you are able to be in the fast lane of the busiest interstate in your area keep the correct car lenth mph speedand i know this can be difficult with those morons around not let anybody pass you not in the next lane not in the slow lane not in the breakdown lane not nowhere for a complete list of acceptable interstates and times send and by the way over of our members are highly regarded attorneys in the auto field and they are completely absolutely positively in the business only to serve your best interests as a testament to their virtues they will give members off the initial consultation fee feel free to drop me a line at your earliest convenience and remember only speed kills jit of course you are a bunch of arrogant lawyers who know whats best for the rest of us you are doing such a wonderful job with our judicial system getting all the criminals off i bow to your superior intellect not to mention the fees you collect from us poor slobs who get tickets from speeding state police officers so you can soak is when we go to court i just love lawyer jokes don t you c
