re my gun is like my in article apr vax oxford ac uk jaj vax oxford ac uk writes what all you turkey pro pistol and automatic weapons fanatics don t seem to realize is that the rest of us laugh at you you don t make me angry you just make me chuckle that s nice we strive for entertainment value i remeber being in bellingham washington and seeing a pick up truck in front of the car that my friend and i were in it had a bumper sticker proclaiming gun control is a firm grip on a now i m sure that that wanker thought he was pretty cool what he didn t realize was that we took a photo of the back of his truck and showed it to our friends when we got back to vancouver canada where i m from originally people were guffawing at the basic stupidity of such a sticker and the even greater stupidity of the person who put it there in the first place in the first place you have to realize the feeling goes both ways canadians laugh at the u s and americans simply shrug and woner why the hell we let them be a state in the first place i knew somebody else who went to one of your gun mart superstore places just so he could experience the sight of people putting guns and ammo into shopping carts i didn t believe it myself until i drove by one in vegas last year interesting strategy posting here with complaints about people elsewhere now that i live in britain i can see how the rest of the civilized world perceives you gun nut morons courtesy is apparently a dead commodity in the rest of the civilized world gun nut morons indeed the bbc recently referred to the american penchant for pistols automatic weapons etc very appropriately it was called a national eccentricity we ve got guns they ve got a monarch and an economy on the verg of collapse finger pointing across the atlanticis a waste or time the only problem is that canada i hear is suffering from your national eccentricity in that easy to purchase weapons are being smuggled cross the border canada has been blaming the u s for their problems for years the simple fact of the matter is this ten years ago they crowed about how great their system was because they d gotten rid of the guns and the u s would be so much better if they d just get into the divine light shining from the north we pointed out that it was cultural differences and pointed to their pre control crime rates we also pointed out that the history of the entire world contained smuggling and that whenever something was wanted it was smuggled in if the problem were based on u s guns it would have surfaced years before now more canadian criminals want guns and they are being provided canada has its own version of the drug problem yet drugs are prohibited in the u s hell here in britain the cops don t even carry guns that s another funny thing you see a us border guard and he s got his or on his belt with tons o spare ammo never know maybe some canadian shopper might get out of hand hell as i recall in people s court even rusty carried a gun never know some plaintiff might go nuts saw a news report out of britain that armed crime is on the rise and several police agencies are considering have permanent firearms officers to deal with it according to u s news world report british handgun deaths have risen over over the past twelve years the u s number has dropped maybe they re smuggling them across the u s u k border yeah that s the ticket cya have a nice day steve learn a little common courtesy and politeness david veal univ of tenn div of cont education info services group pa utkvm utk edu i still remember the way you laughed the day your pushed me down the elevator shaft i m beginning to think you don t love me anymore weird al
