re ten questions about israel cpr igc apc org center for policy research writes is it true that israeli stocks nuclear weapons if so could you provide any evidence yes israel has nuclear weapons however their use so far has been restricted to killing deer by lsd addicted cherrie soldiers they are locked in the cellar of the garinei afula factory and since the gingi lost the key no one can use them anymore even if the gingi finds the key the chief rabbis have a time lock on the bombs that does not allow them to be activated on the sabbath and during weeks which follow victories of the betar jerusalem soccer team a quick glance at the national league score table will reveal the strategic importance of this fact danny keren
