‘Drunk’ teacher allegedly kicked cop in the groin, tried to kiss him
A boozed-up Florida elementary schoolteacher driving with her 10-year-old son told a cop who arrested her “I feel like kissing you” — before kicking him in the groin, according to a report.
Saryna Parker, 43, a probationary eighth-grade science teacher at South Dade Middle School in Homestead, was pulled over Sunday on US 1 and Southwest 182nd Avenue after she rear-ended another car with her Cadillac, the Miami Herald reported.
When a trooper tried to talk to Parker, “she slurred her speech and he could smell a strong odor of an unknown alcoholic beverage emitting from her breath,” according to her arrest report obtained by the newspaper.
Another trooper was called in to conduct sobriety tests and when the officer “explained the exercises to her, she touched me on my back and advised: I feel like kissing you,” the cop said in the report.
Parker was unsteady on her feet and refused to take a breath test so she was placed under arrest.
As she sat in the back of the patrol car, “she violently kicked me in the groin with her right leg then continued to kick my right rear passenger side door,” the officer wrote.
“During this whole incident, Ms. Parker was uncooperative and very belligerent.”
Parker was arrested on DUI and child-abuse charges. She also faces a charge of battery on a law enforcement officer.
Miami-Dade Public Schools told the Miami Herald that Parker will be “terminated.”