The game is simple. Post 5 words to continue a never-ending story.

RULES:

1. No violence or anything inappropriate. You all know what is okay and what is not.

2. Use proper grammar and spelling. If someone misspells or something, correct it when you post your 5 words.

3. Your post should look like this:

Blah blah blah. Blah blah. Blah blah blah blah [b]These are my five words.[/b]

I'll start.
[b]
Billy went hiking today with[/b]

blahwe rabwekrjabwelrj [b]his only friend, Isabella.  They[/b]

[hide="in here"]Billy went hiking today with his only friend, Isabella. They[b]walked and walked, until they[/b][/hide]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they [b]came across a bear! Then [/b]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then [b]the bear ate Billy. So[/b]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So[b] Isabella had no friends.  She[/b]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She [b]took out her [i][u][color=blue][size=200]Guass[/size][/color][/u][/i] rifle[/b]

(notice how that says GUASS!)

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle[b] and threw it at the [/b]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the [b]bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately[/b]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately [b] flew over the bear's head.[/b]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. [b]Isabella opened her laptop and[/b]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and[b] went to FTW for help.[/b]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. [b]Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx[/b]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx [b]wanted to eat pie. But[/b]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But [b]isabella2296 and [/b][b]program4 helped. They[/b]

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Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  [b]He gets burned to death.[/b][/hide]
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Wow mathblitz, read the first post.

[quote="ernie"][/quote][quote="mathblitz"][/quote][quote="mathblitz"][/quote][quote="ernie"][quote="aleph0"][quote="evilhamster"][hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"][hide="Chapter 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death [b]by ernie. Then ernie tripped[/b][/hide]
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Wow mathblitz, read the first post.[/quote][quote="mathblitz"][/quote][quote="ernie"][/quote]

[quote="aleph0"][/quote][quote="ernie"][/quote][quote="mathblitz"][/quote][quote="mathblitz"][/quote][quote="ernie"][quote="aleph0"][quote="evilhamster"][hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"][hide="Chapter 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death by ernie. Then ernie tripped[b]and landed in hot magma[/b][/hide]
[/hide]
[/hide][/quote][/quote]
[/quote][quote="mathblitz"]

Wow mathblitz, read the first post.[/quote][quote="mathblitz"][/quote][quote="ernie"][/quote][quote="aleph0"][/quote]

[hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"][hide="Chapter 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death by ernie. Then ernie tripped and landed in hot magma. [b]ernie died. isabella attacked mathblitz[/b][/hide]
[/hide][/hide]

[hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"][hide="Chapter 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death by ernie. Then ernie tripped and landed in hot magma. ernie died. isabella attacked mathblitz [b]for unspecified reasons.  ernie lived.[/b][/hide]
[/hide][/hide]

[hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"][hide="Chapter 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death by ernie. Then ernie tripped and landed in hot magma. ernie died. isabella attacked mathblitz for unspecified reasons.  ernie lived, [b]but then he was shot.[/b] [/hide]
[/hide][/hide]

[hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"][hide="Chapter 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death by ernie. Then ernie tripped and landed in hot magma. ernie died. isabella attacked mathblitz for unspecified reasons.  ernie lived, but then he was shot. [b]Nobody mourned for him because[/b][/hide]
[/hide][/hide]

[hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"][hide="Chapter 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death by ernie. Then ernie tripped and landed in hot magma. ernie died. isabella attacked mathblitz for unspecified reasons.  ernie lived, but then he was shot. Nobody mourned for him because [b]he was always very mean.[/b] [/hide][/hide][/hide]

dude series 1 book 1 chapter 1 is a long chapter

So?
[hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"][hide="Chapter 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death by ernie. Then ernie tripped and landed in hot magma. ernie died. isabella attacked mathblitz for unspecified reasons.  ernie lived, but then he was shot. Nobody mourned for him because he was always very mean. I[b]sabella realized mathblitz is dead[/b][/hide][/hide][/hide]

[hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"][hide="Chapter 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death by ernie. Then ernie tripped and landed in hot magma. ernie died. isabella attacked mathblitz for unspecified reasons.  ernie lived, but then he was shot. Nobody mourned for him because he was always very mean. Isabella realized mathblitz is dead. [/hide]
[hide="chapter 1=2"]1=2 complains about Chapter 1.1.1.[/hide]
[/hide][/hide]

[hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"][hide="Chapter 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death by ernie. Then ernie tripped and landed in hot magma. ernie died. isabella attacked mathblitz for unspecified reasons.  ernie lived, but then he was shot. Nobody mourned for him because he was always very mean. Isabella realized mathblitz is dead.  [b]Nobody cared.  Izzy then lost.[/b][/hide]
[hide="chapter 1=2"]1=2 complains about Chapter 1.1.1.[/hide]
[/hide][/hide]

[hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"][hide="Chapter 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death by ernie. Then ernie tripped and landed in hot magma. ernie died. isabella attacked mathblitz for unspecified reasons.  ernie lived, but then he was shot. Nobody mourned for him because he was always very mean. Isabella realized mathblitz is dead. Nobody cared.  Izzy then lost. Oh no![/hide]
[hide="chapter 1=2"]1=2 complains about Chapter 1.1.1.[/hide]
[hide="chapter 1=2, addendum"]Sorry, meant "ranted"[/hide]
[/hide][/hide]

[hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"][hide="Chapter 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1b"]Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1c"]He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost. [/hide]

[hide="Chapter 1d"]nothing to happen.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2"]ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 2b"]So, chapter[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 3"]nothing happened[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 4"]Fluvian bomber[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 5"]imploding[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 6"]hyperspace[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 7"]into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 17"]Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter i"]
and now back here, causing something absolutely usual[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^2$"]hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ i^3$"]but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 7i$"]Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.[/hide]

[hide="Chapter $ 8i$"]Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally[/hide]

[hide="Chapter 84373787"]Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide][/hide]
[hide="book 2"]
[hide="chapter 1"]
Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh![/hide]

[hide="chapter 2"]2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death by ernie. Then ernie tripped and landed in hot magma. ernie died. isabella attacked mathblitz for unspecified reasons.  ernie lived, but then he was shot. Nobody mourned for him because he was always very mean. Isabella realized mathblitz is dead. Nobody cared.  Izzy then lost. Oh no![/hide]
[hide="chapter 1=2"]1=2 complains about Chapter 1.1.1. [b]Nobody cares what he thinks[/b][/hide]
[hide="chapter 1=2, addendum"]Sorry, meant "ranted"[/hide]
[/hide][/hide]

[hide="Series of series 1"][hide="series 1"][hide="book 1"]

Billy went hiking with his only friend, Isabella. They walked and walked until they came across a bear! Then the bear ate Billy. So Isabella had no friends. She took out her Guass rifle and threw it at the bear. Unfortunately the throw inaccurately flew over the bear's head. Isabella opened her laptop and went to FTW for help. Appearantly, no one but dannyhamtx wanted to eat pie. But isabella2296 and program4 helped. They bought a new rifle and they missed again. Then, ernie committed suicide because he loved eating ice cream. So guineapiggies ran over the little children in her big white ice cream van. Then Dojo ran them over with his steam engine but luckily Mewto55555 gave gauss1181 a rifle. She then gave it to Isabella. Isabella lost self-control and massacred, outspilling 1337 kiloliters of blood. program4 kicked isabella2296 and ran away.

Dragon96 stops the inappropriateness by kicking program4 and running. program4 helps Isabella and saves the little children by CPR. program4 saves dannyhamtx by saying "PWNT!" It doesn't work. Isabella2296 was saved by program4. Also...

Mewto55555 became world ruler and owned every AOPS user except Lawrence Wu. Lawrence Wu owns.Mewto55555 begins playing SSBB, owning himself and superllamel, who is recently owned, but mewto55555 is no longer world ruler. Mewto55555 becomes the town weiner. He does the weiner dance and embarrasses his girlfriend, violin321. She dumps him and joins the CTC, but mewto55555 avenges her by weiner dancing again. She is more embarrassed than him.

Meanwhile, Lawrence Wu pwns program4. Mewto does the weiner dance to celebrate the mometus occation as violin dumps eggs from Egg toss-adapted from Beat the Mod!!! Dojo rushes in with his superhero suit, kills program4, and saves isabella2296. But isabella2296 was wounded, so pythag011 decided to kill 1=2.

Then the all-powerful, pwning levans gets his revenge on pythag011. But pythag011 stops pwing levans. I like pythag011 a lot. He is a cool user. But levans knows they are not so awesome, so he confinscates all their bananas, unfortunately...Now it seems like levans has allied with 1=2, and is visiting the stinkin’ graveyard!

Everybody died but iphailedusamo. END

Somehow, dragon96 revives and lives.

AIME15 pwns iphailedusamo. THE END

so it seemed, but CCM was pwned by everyone else.

Nobody lived. It was desolate.

The bear spat Billy out. Isabella 2296 decides to log off. Then Billy reunites with Isabella. They have 7 children named Mewpoo, Mewpoo1337, AIME15pwns, AIME15rocks, AIMEpwns, AIME_is_hard, and mewto55555. Poor mewto55555 and AIME_is_hard were murdered by their religiously persecuting mother...

Just kidding, 1=2 haunted them. Ghostbusters tried, but the accidentally bought 1=2 back to life. 1=2 muted mathelete on AoPS, but Bugi pwned 1=2. Now gauss1181 gave birth to her and commited suicide, as usual. gauss1181 shot isabella2295 with AK-47 but AIME15's friend, AK, saved himself. Now mathelete is banned from humanity, and is a weiner just like mewto. Then, Spaceman Spiff appeared spontaneously and granted superhuman powers to cf249 which cf249 kindly refused. Weiner dog came and kicked Spaceman. Mewto55555 and Weiner Dog did the AIME15 pwns! dance and fall off a cliff...

Then Dojo comes in and tries to save AIME but doesn't save him anyway. He died. Then Dojo slipped on a banana peel. cf249 laughs at Dojo and dies because of laughing. Dojo throws the peel at cf249. Captain Baseball-bat boy comes and whacks Dojo in the head.

Everyone died permanently. The End.

It was the inevitable apocalypse.

1=2's posts are all spam. But that doesn't matter now.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, which ernie transported to, there was nothing. EVERYONE died.

Except for AIME15, pwnficating king, and herefishyfishy1, and everyone else.
Captain Baseball-bat boy killed program4. Wickedestjr magically appeared and he killed himself because he got near lotsofmath and his sister isabella2296. isabella and lotsofmath went towards Wickedestjr and saved him. gauss1181 slapped Wickedestjr and countdowned dragon96, who suggests that we should get a life. Then, TZF shot firebolts at Walmart and messes up the mess. Meanwhile, Blumiere and Timpani were dead like the rest. Mathelete should stop spoiling games and start hiding his posts. Also should stop flaming 1=2. I wish mathelete would stop.

At that moment, you-know-who realized he was dead, like the one person named ernie. Isabella2296 said ernie doesn't know genders, he just knows sexes. Izzy died of surprise. Ernie too. Thus, apocalyptic explosions started occurring and somehow resurrected everyone except aleph0, evilhamster, ernie, and TPBM. Thus, johnnybeard eats poop. Again. And again. And again. Mewto55555
joins and does the weiner dance, discovering that DHMO=Water.

Unfortunately, ak909090 splashed acid on himself but it wasn't unfortunate. I mean, he just died...but came back to life! Then he died again. Forever. However, it is impossible to die again forever.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Billy registered an account on AoPS and created a blog. The computer he used blew up. He died like the rest. He wouldn't be hiking anymore.

ERNIE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!! An alligator ate his legs and spit them at Wickedestjr. Wickedestjr ducked and wasn't hit. Then, Wickedestjr's head snapped off, and it hit the alligator. The alligator decided to run to attack Captain Hook instead.

But DHMO=water. So AIME15 ate some and killed himself.

Then ak909090 came back! He got bored and killed himself. HE DIDN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

ak909091 then killed herefishyfishy1. Herefishyfishy2died.

Mewto55555 does the weiner dance and commits suicide by spamming on The Never-Ending Story. He gets banned from AoPS. Then 1=2's monkey decided to smack mewtwo (not the aopser, the pokemon) in the head with a huge banana made from cheese...

Then Dojo rushes in as the Mafia from game 37 try to shoot him and then dojo tripped and fell. DHMO=Water: I am right! Dojo fell in a pit of water, which is DHMO. Dojo was swallowed by a shark. Princess Peach killed 1=2. Lotsofmath turns into Mario and Peach transports them to a DHMO pool, which is water. Lotsofmath/mario drowns, and Peach tries not to drown, but fails.

ak909091 then kills everyone playing. He fails to kill pythag011. Then they find Wickedestjr's body. They dance on him wildly. Wickedestjr becomes a zombie. AAAAAHHHHHH! He attacks ernie because he wants to. He misses badly. Then he killed him. Him was Wickedestjr. Then, 1=2 killed ernie, and save Wickedestjr. He couldn't; Wickedestjr was DEAD.

The bear spit out Billy. Isabella2296 suddenly became happy again. Ernie and Wickedestjr came back and so did also Bugi who could not talk right then, but in some time, he died. Eggylv999 becomes God, but is dethroned by evilhamster, who died.

Chapter 1b is under construction and will never be finished. So Wickedestjr added to it. He realized he just lost. Then, hyperspace bended...

He survived, founding Chapter 1C.  Ernie got confused.  You lost.

nothing to happen.

ernie decided Chapter 1 should disappear, but it didn't so he did the world a favor by making it disappear. Then they stopped talking about ernie. They started talking about mathlete. They said mathlete was addicted to chocolate, calculators, and Teletubbies. Mathlete was watching teletubbies, and realized that Po was missing!!! But nobody cared except tinytim. Tinytim said, "The world is weird." That's false about me. That's true about me. Later, contradictions blew up Earth. SOS! Tinytim also liked Teletubbies. One day, tinytim dressed up as a super model. He went into Chapter 3.

So, chapter

nothing happened

Fluvian bomber

imploding

hyperspace

into the bear!!!!! Isabella2296 thanked Wickedestjr and then ran away. She went into hyperspace.

Tinytim went back in time and made Chapter 1b.

and now back here, causing something absolutely usual

hyperspace imploded and trapped james4l

but ernie became less confused and Wickedestjr killed himself as a result of being stupid.  Again.

Again. Now, these chapters are getting ridiculous. But chapters are fun, ernie.
I concur.

Now, we diverge into the world of $ 8i$. Hyperspace bends normally

Hi. This story has no plot so the game died. isabella tried to revive it but failed epically, making her mad at all the other chapters and like just about everything else in this story it blows up riduculously. Sigh. Dojo stops playing with his barbie dolls.It's about time he did the end and on to book two![/hide]
[hide="book 2"]

Under the sea the royal pineapple exploded. Uh-oh!

2.1 is boring.  This is too complicated; I think book 2 is not a good idea.  THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody hates this dumb series. But everybody besides everybody loves ernie because he is awesome. He is on death row.  He is referring to 1=2.  Hooray! The whole world parties and starts quoting. Now the mathblitz gets killed by pineapples.  He never posts here again.  He gets burned to death by ernie. Then ernie tripped and landed in hot magma. ernie died. isabella attacked mathblitz for unspecified reasons.  ernie lived, but then he was shot. Nobody mourned for him because he was always very mean. Isabella realized mathblitz is dead. Nobody cared.  Izzy then lost. Oh no!
1=2 complains about Chapter 1.1.1. Nobody cares what he thinks
Sorry, meant "ranted"
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