text: Emily: Oh Linda...Something horrible has happened. I'm so sorry. I have broken one of your green tea cups. Just looked away and brushed it off the table with my skirt. SORRY!
  Linda: No worries babe! It's nothing. Really.
  Emily: I'm feeling so bad about it. So clumsy of me.
  Linda: Look. I never really liked the set, so one cup makes no difference. I hardly use it anyway. How come it was on the table BTW?
  Emily: I was cleaning the cupboards in the dining room.
  Linda: You did what? Whatever for? The crockery there is more for decoration.
  Emily: Exactly. I thought they're so pretty, especially the green ones, and then noticed how dusty they are. So I thought I'd be a helpful guest and wash them. I did. And then I made myself a cuppa in the green one. And it happened.
  Linda: Ya golden! Really! Look, calm down. You are a fantastic guest.
  Emily: Ya. Smashing. As we say in GB.
  Linda: You know what? Take out the whole green set. If you like it so much - it is yours.
  Emily: But Linda! I'm speechless.
  Linda: Precious! See you in the evening!
  Emily: CU
  Emily: And THANK YOU
target: Emily's a guest at Linda's house. She broke one of Linda's green tea cups when she was cleaning the cupboards. Linda doesn't like them and she offers Emily the whole set.