text: Trevor: I've got a bit of a problem, Uncle
  Richard: Have you, Trevor?
  Trevor: Yes, Uncle I need to get you advice on how to break this to Dad
  Richard: You haven't gone and got that Abigail up the duff have you?
  Trevor: That's the long and short of it, Uncle.
  Richard: Shit. How did that happen?
  Trevor: Well, it's her father's fault, Uncle.
  Richard: Her father's fault? And him a church pastor?
  Trevor: Yes, Uncle. She has sneaked me into the house really quietly and we are in her bedroom doing it.
  Richard: Fucking hell. Do go on.
  Trevor: And we haven't got any condoms so I am planning to pull out at the last moment
  Richard: Unbelieveable: Bloody idiot. What then?
  Trevor: So I am just pulling out and all of a sudden in bursts her father and delivers me such a kick up the arse that I am back in there coming.
  Richard: So you say it is all his fault, then? Incredible.
  Trevor: Yes. 
  Richard: So maybe we can get him to pay the child support instead of you then, eh?
target: Trevor got Abigail pregnant. When they were having sex without protection her father, a church pastor, kicked Trevor in the butt and Trevor came inside Abigail. 