text: Bobby: U know what annoys me the most?
  Mickey: Not being able to watch TV or listen to music without pesky interruptions?
  Bobby: That too, but the thing that annoys me the most is pharmaceuticals, medicine and drugs.
  Mickey: Y? Aren't they good 4 ur health?
  Bobby: They may well be, but not for my wallet!
  Mickey: What do u mean?
  Bobby: I was watching a film last night and suddenly there's a bunch of commercial of different medical products and so on.
  Mickey: And what of it?
  Bobby: Imagine that pharmaceutical companies invent illnesses!
  Mickey: What? Are u sure?
  Bobby: No, I'm not, but in the commercial they mentioned a name of an illness I have never heard of.
  Mickey: So what? There are many illnesses and diseases I've never heard of. 
  Bobby: So I did some research. Turns out such a thing does not exist. No medical journal writes about it, no medical forum suggests caution.
  Mickey: That doesn't mean it doesn't exist. 
  Bobby: I even found a youtube video of a doctor explaining y it's not an illness. 
  Mickey: All right, this is quite serious.
  Bobby: So I put my mind to it and do u know what I came up with?
  Mickey: What?
  Bobby: That in this particular case they're selling mints as medical products!
  Mickey: Srsly?!
  Bobby: Absolutely!
  Mickey: How long do u think they've been lying to us?
  Bobby: Can't be sure, but probably 4ever. Imagine every illness, disease and so on. Where do these come from? Why do they spread so fast?
  Mickey: That is kinda puzzling.
  Bobby: Right?
  Mickey: So why is no one doing anything about it?
  Bobby: Do u know how much the pharmaceutical industry is worth today?
  Mickey: No.
  Bobby: At least $1.2 bln!
  Mickey: Explains a lot.
target: Bobby's most annoyed by pharmaceutical companies. He believes they invent diseases to make money. He discovered that one company is selling mints as medicine for an illness that doesn't exist.