text: It's Hot or Not time again as Ian Ladyman reveals what's been making him feel warm this week and what's been leaving him cold inside. Shivnarine Chanderpaul and Steve Davis remain heroic despite their advancing years but what is the point of Formula One? HOT . FC PORTO . Bored of flags on seats? Try capes on seats. The Portuguese club's slaying of Bayern Munich was achieved against a backdrop of fans draped in co-ordinated blue and white. Does this mean that the visitors' lumbering defender Dante became the first footballer ever to 'lose the ball in the background'? Porto's fans were co-ordinated in blue and white as their side stunned Bayern in the Champions League . SHIVNARINE CHANDERPAUL . The West Indies batsman is a throwback to when Test cricket was true to its roots. Slow and boring. But the 40-year-old's longevity is staggering. More than 21 years he has been at it. When he started, Test matches still had rest days. Now that only happens when England play Australia. West Indies' Shivnarine Chanderpaul may be slow and boring but he is still going strong at 40 . STEVE DAVIS . Only the truest sportsmen keep going when nobody else cares. Last week the six-times World snooker champion, now 57, played a qualifying match at a swimming venue in Sheffield. He lost 10-1. There is something mildly heroic about that. I think. Steve Davis failed in his bid to qualify for the World Championships at the age of 57 . MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL. If Match of the Day remains our go-to for weekly football then it now has serious competition. Neville, Carragher and Co have taken analysis to such a level that, on more occasion than one recently, the chat has been a darn sight better than the football. Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville's analysis is often a better watch than the game they're commenting on . NOT . THE GRAND NATIONAL . It remains hypnotic viewing but when winning trainer Oliver Sherwood says: 'I'm just glad the horse came back in one piece' does that not beg a very obvious question? Crabbie's Grand National winner Many Clouds and owner Trevor Hemmings with trainer Oliver Sherwood . FORMULA ONE . Watching a sport where only two or three can win has always struck me as rather pointless. Rather like watching football in Scotland. Now it turns out Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg can't even decide how fast to drive. At least Hunt and Lauda had personalities. Mercedes team-mates Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton have been at loggerheads this season . ALASTAIR COOK . The England skipper has always struck me as a fine batsmen and a poor leader. Now his bad form has continued after tips from Graham Gooch, the man he sacked from the England set-up last year. Are you thinking what I am thinking? Alastair Cook's struggles with the bat have continued in England's first Test against the West Indies . JURGEN KLOPP . Much interest in his decision to leave Borussia Dortmund but Klopp may find his mobile doesn't ring quite as hot from the game's biggest clubs as he thinks. Proof once again that, if you are going to walk then do it when the team is winning. Jurgen Klopp announced this week that he would leave Borussia Dortmund at the end of the season .
target: Porto set a new standard as fans were draped in blue and white in midweek .
  Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher are often a better watch than the match .
  Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton's rivalry lacks personality .
  Alastair Cook probably shouldn't have gone to Graham Gooch for tips .