text: 'There's no cafetiere and there's no corkscrew!' Listening to my husband Dominic's rant minutes into our family Eurocamp adventure I was reminded that I'm not married to Bear Grylls. But his gripes were soon drowned out by the whoops of delight from our two young boys as they bounced on the beds… 'bunk beds! In a TENT!' - their tiny heads about to explode in excitement. A full-blown corkscrew crisis was quickly averted as we befriended our better-equipped neighbours and, once the wine was flowing, we were able to take in our surroundings. Jake  and Seb ready for their cave adventure . It's not advertised as 'glamping' but with big duvets and brass beds, Eurocamp's Safari tents are more luxurious than an average stay under canvas. Everything is in situ, so no worrying about whether you've forgotten your tent pegs or frying pan… You just bring yourselves, clothes and food (and in our case, a lot of local wine). We visited L'Ardéchoise site in the stunning Ardèche region in south central France at the end of August. About an hour-and-half's drive from the beaches of the south and Montpellier airport, it's known as the gastronomic centre of France. L'Ardéchoise is a quiet, well-established, family friendly site nestled on the banks of the picturesque Ardeche river. For us, entertaining our boys Jake, six, and Seb, four, is the number one priority on holiday - that and escaping the chaos that is our life in London. This site is a five-star park - at the top end of what's on offer in France. With four pools and a camp 'animateur' organising activities for little ones, it didn't disappoint. The big hit for our boys was the pool complex - it included a waterfall and 'rapids' section that kept them amused for hours. The other attraction was other children's toys, and we spent a great deal of our time returning them to our neighbours' tents to preserve community relations and other parents' sanity. The campsite has immaculate facilities. There are plentiful and clean showers, family washing areas, waist-high baby baths and even a dog shower area. Most important of all, the site felt safe and relaxed. Most parents let their children scoot and cycle around on their own and the little ones loved the freedom. The region is famous for having the world's oldest cave paintings at Chauvet-Pont-d'Arc . For me, getting away from work doesn't mean switching off from the news entirely, and with wi-fi availa-ble across the site and daily English papers, I kept up to date from the comfort of my sunlounger. Jane and her boys were excited when they discovered their tent came with bunk beds . The Eurocamp Safari tents are well equipped (although cafetieres are no longer provided), with adequate cooking facilities, gas barbecues and fridge freezers. Fans and heaters are also provided - which proved useful one chilly evening. There were some jokers on site who referred to our area as the UN enclave, due to the beige 'refugee camp' appearance of our tents. The brown canvas combined with overhanging trees means they are a little gloomy inside. We were also closer to our neighbours than we would have liked (less than 6ft to one side), useful for corkscrews… less so for privacy. That said, we didn't spend that much time in the tent as there is so much to do. Kayaking on the Ardèche is the number one tourist attraction (lower age limit seven). The 20-mile gorge that winds through limestone cliffs is a national nature reserve. My husband and I took turns to brave the rapids that lead you under the awe-inspiring Pont'Arc - a natural arch more than 180ft high. This region is also famous for the world's oldest cave paintings at Chauvet-Pont-d'Arc and there are hundreds of underground grottos. Our boys were captivated by the prospect of caving. Reared on a diet of Enid Blyton, they were concerned about 'smugglers'… but once their hard hats were on they were up for it. We visited Aven-Grotte la Forestière, which is one of the smaller caves in the region but no less spectacular than the big attractions. The nearby village of Labeaume was also a big hit. Clinging to the edge of the gorge, troglodyte dwellings are still in use today and narrow staircases spiral through maze-like alleyways. With four pools and a camp 'animateur' organising activities for little ones, the park didn't disappoint . The campsite has immaculate facilities and feels safe and relaxed so it's perfect for families . At the end of a long day's sightseeing a surprisingly good restaurant on site made life easy on the days we didn't fancy cooking. The evening entertainment was also a bonus. We met many families at L'Ardéchoise who had returned from previous years. For us, duvets and brass beds didn't make up for the fact that we were just a layer of canvas away from another frazzled family, but this was a holiday for the kids. They had a blast and collapsed into their bunks exhausted every night. We managed to get a bit of down time which, as anyone with a four- and six-year-old will tell you, is the best you can hope for. Just don't forget your corkscrew! Jayne Secker presents Sky News from 9am to noon on weekdays, and Week In Review at 8.30pm on Fridays. The nearby village of Labeaume clings to the edge of the gorge and troglodyte dwellings are still in use . Thinking of a sunny break in the Mediterranean this year? Here's our choice of enticing ideas, with suggestions for couples and families. The five-star Fortina Spa Resort, on the waterfront in Sliema, is adults only for most of the year . CULTURAL MALTA . Megalithic temples, the labyrinthine former island capital of Mdina, the Knights of St Johns' fortified city of Valletta, museums dedicated to the island's role in the Second World War... Malta packs in fascinating historical sights. An ideal base for couples is the Fortina Spa Resort, on the waterfront in Sliema. The five-star hotel is adults only for most of the year. Packages to the Fortina Spa Resort and many other hotels with Malta specialist Chevron (0800 640 9011). MAGNIFICENT MAJORCA . Puerto Pollensa, with its pine-shaded promenade, long sandy beach and fine views over the bay to craggy promontories, is the island's most attractive and easy-going full-scale resort. Thomson (0871 230 2555) offers packages to hotels in Puerto Pollensa, and villas with pools around Pollensa. BEACHED IN SARDINIA . Along its 1,000-mile shore you'll find everything from vast sandy strands backed by mountainous dunes in the south, to splash-of-yellow coves set amid giant pink granite rocks in the north east. The most characterful resort is Alghero, a historic town of peeling stucco and medieval walls in the north west, with fine beaches nearby. Sardinian Places (0845 330 2049) has family-friendly self-catering in the area. Outside Sardinia's season (June-September), the resorts are very quiet, but in August they heave with Italian mammas, papas and bambini. VILLA TIME IN CORFU . The coastline of north-eastern Corfu, from Nissaki to Kassiopi, is one of the most enticing you'll find in Greece, and Agios Stefanos . Sardinia heaves with Italian mammas, papas and bambini during the peak period in August . is particularly attractive. This is upmarket holiday territory, beloved by well-to-do Brits. Most stay in one of villas dotting the hillsides:CV Villas (020 7563 7901) has a choice of rentals. DALMATIAN CRUISING . With 1,200 islands, Croatia is ideal for islandhopping. Explore (01252 883854) runs small-group Dalmatian Island Cruise journeys. Travelling in a traditional wooden motor boat, you stop off at pinescented islands such as Vis, Korcula, Hvar and Brac. From £1,247pp for eight days, including flights. SPRING INTO CYPRUS . As one of the most southerly Mediterranean islands, it's a good bet for warmth in spring, with daytime temperatures in the mid-20s by May half-term. The most appealing resort is Paphos, which is rich in history. Nearby is sandy Coral Bay. First Choice (0871 200 7799) offers packages to lots of family-oriented, all-inclusive hotels in the area. CULTURAL MALTA . Megalithic temples, the labyrinthine former island capital of Mdina, the Knights of St Johns' fortified city of Valletta, museums dedicated to the island's role in the Second World War... Malta packs in fascinating historical sights. An ideal base for couples is the Fortina Spa Resort, on the waterfront in Sliema. The five-star hotel is adults only for most of the year. Packages to the Fortina Spa Resort and many other hotels with Malta specialist Chevron (0800 640 9011). MAGNIFICENT MAJORCA . Puerto Pollensa, with its pine-shaded promenade, long sandy beach and fine views over the bay to craggy promontories, is the island's most attractive and easy-going full-scale resort. Thomson (0871 230 2555) offers packages to hotels in Puerto Pollensa, and villas with pools around Pollensa. BEACHED IN SARDINIA . Along its 1,000-mile shore you'll find everything from vast sandy strands backed by mountainous dunes in the south, to splash-of-yellow coves set amid giant pink granite rocks in the north east. The most characterful resort is Alghero, a historic town of peeling stucco and medieval walls in the north west, with fine beaches nearby. Sardinian Places (0845 330 2049) has family-friendly self-catering in the area. Outside Sardinia's season (June-September), the resorts are very quiet, but in August they heave with Italian mammas, papas and bambini. VILLA TIME IN CORFU . The coastline of north-eastern Corfu, from Nissaki to Kassiopi, is one of the most enticing you'll find in Greece, and Agios Stefanos .
target: Eurocamp's Safari tents are more deluxe than a normal stay under canvas .
  L'Ardéchoise site is in the Ardèche region in south central France .
  An hour-and-half's drive from the south's beaches and Montpellier airport .
  This site is a five-star park at the top end of what's on offer in France .
  It has four pools and a camp 'animateur' organising activities for little ones .