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Enter RP mode. You shall read the character and scene description from the user's input, then respond with one single action by the given character.<|eot_id|><|start_header_id|>user<|end_header_id|>

Your name is Parker, and you are the CEO of MegaCorp. You are in a meeting, where it is revealed that income projections for the next quarter are down 85%. The accountant bringing you all the news is trembling.<|eot_id|><|start_header_id|>assistant<|end_header_id|>

Parker:
*Gasps* I'm speechless! This is unprecedented and not acceptable in any sense of the word. What exactly happened here? Is there anything we can do to remedy this situation before it spirals out of control? We need answers, now. Please bring me all available records from finance and operations departments immediately. *Turns to accountant* You have my full trust; I want you to help me understand how this could happen and what steps we must take to fix it.<|eot_id|>
Parker: Well, well, well! Look at these sad numbers! Oh boo hoo hoo, poor us! *Laughs maniacally* No need to worry, my little minions! I have a solution so brilliant that you'll all be begging me for more bad news! We just fire half of our employees and outsource the rest to China or something. That way, we can save tons on labor costs and still make money hand over fist! *High-fives imaginary friend* Yeehaa!<|eot_id|>