Title: I thought this was a joke, but apparently it isn&#x27;t.<p>Summary:
Late to a class? You get an F and need to leave.<p>Late to section? You get an F and leave. By the way, four sections have been dropped. If you have a schedule conflict, report it by September 2nd, or get an F and need to leave.<p>Unanticipated absence due to family emergency or medical reasons? Full documentation must be submitted on the same day, or get an F.<p>Religious absence? Submit it by September 2nd, or get an F.<p>Cell phone beeps? Get an F and need to leave.<p>Use any non-medical electronic device at all? Get an F and need to leave.<p>Don&#x27;t have a book yet? Pay $50 and also pay out the nose extra to get it overnighted; there&#x27;s an exam on Monday. Oh, and the second textbook hasn&#x27;t been published yet. Too poor? Too bad.<p>Requesting a re-grade? <i>All</i> of your exams will be re-graded.<p>Need to use the bathroom during a quiz? No.<p>Need to use the bathroom during an exam? Your test will be taken from you and photographed, and you will be escorted to the restroom.<p>Suspect someone is looking at your exam sheet? Stand up and report it immediately during the exam or get an F.
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