Little Red Riding Hood Once Upon a Time there lived a young
girl, nicknamed Little Red Riding Hood. Her many, many friends
gave her that name because she always wore a red hoodie. She
loved her hoodie, she loved her nickname and she loved her
friends (and her nickname was in no way an attempt to bully or
make fun of her, because that would be wrong). She was a very
happy, well-adjusted girl with a loving family. One day she
walked through the woods to her Grandmother’s house. She didn’t
walk by herself, but was accompanied by an adult, her father,
because everybody knows walking in the woods alone is too
dangerous. And of course they took a clearly marked and
designated safe path through the forest. Now, her Grandmother
was not feeling well, so Red was bringing her healthy snacks
like apples and bananas and granola (free from nuts for the
allergy prone) and green tea for her cold. Red was a good,
thoughtful granddaughter. On the way there they met their
friend, the Park Ranger, who warned them a stray wolf wa