HTML - What it actually means It is rumoured that HTML stands
for `HyperText Markup Language'. However, the evidence seems to
point to other expansions of this acronym. - Horrendous Tortuous
Messy Language. - Horrible terribly mixedup language - courtesy
of Rob Wilson (as are the next n). - Horrible truly muddled
language. - How to murder language. - How to multiply lunacy. -
Hack's trite message language. - Humungous tremendous monstrous
legpull. - How to miss life. - How to mangle lists. - How those
men laugh! - Hell's teeth! More lunacy. - Holy temple to
mindnumbing laziness. - Headache that mimics lobotomy. - Heap of
true micturated liquid (a.k.a. a real pile of piss!). - Huge
tragic mistake, look. - Hazardous to mental lucidity. -
Hazardous to mathematical lucubration. - Hazardous to mortal
life. - Half the men's latrines. - Here, there - mere logorrhea.
- Have those maniacs left? - Haha! Teehee! (Manic laughter.) -
Haven't tested many lines. - Have tasted much liquor. - Have
tried many languages. - Hard