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wanted to be one!” edit The History of the Flamingo edit Early
Life Contrary to popular belief, the flamingo is the most
feriocios bird on Earth. Flamingos, along with crocodiles and
Leonard Cohen, were here long before dinosaurs became extinct
and some scientists believe that flamingos and crocodiles share
the same gene pool. However, no one knows the origin of Cohen,
who is widely believed to be of alien descent. It is a little
known fact that flamingos led the dinosaurs in the resistance
against Cohen, who was eventually deposited in one of the
planet’s rudimentary bottomless pits, which could be found at
every other service station and in most Costa Coffee outlets. On
his descent of the bottomless pit, Cohen managed to create a
pair of wings, from his own elbows, foreskin and arse cheeks.
This enabled him to fly back up the pit after billions of years
of falling down. He eventually reached the entrance to the pit
on September 21st 1934, which h