NEW ZEALAND – Archeologists at an excavation site in Dunedin,
New Zealand, discovered the fossilized remains of winged humans!
The discovery was made yesterday morning when Dr. Herman Meyer
of Massey University uncovered the fossilized bones of a human
male with bird-like wings. Further digging by Dr. Meyer and his
team yielded even more astonishing discoveries. After the 30 day
excavation, which concluded on Saturday, over 250 winged
creatures had been found. “I couldn’t believe what I was
seeing,” said Dr. Meyer. “One after another these fossils kept
appearing out of the dirt. It led me to think that an entire
civilization of winged humans once lived here!” Dr. Meyer and
his team ran tests on the fossilized remains, concluding that
the winged humans were a nomadic people that roamed the Earth in
mass groupings or “flocks.” “These winged humans were a
civilized people” said Dr. Meyer. “They used tools and built
houses. They may have even developed their own language.”
Additional tests found that the winged h