Once upon a time, some brave scientists had a noble dream of
ridding our food of the plague of nutrients. Today, at the start
of the 21st century, the miracle of food processing has brought
that dream closer to reality than ever before. From vitamin-free
"blueberry bits" to spray-can cheese to avocado-free guacamole,
food scientists have worked tirelessly to bring us new and
exciting foods that contain as little nutrition as possible.
Even apparently "healthy" foods such as soups have been
ingeniously overloaded with so much salt you feel as if you’re
eating French fries. In this article, we’ll provide a handy
guide to six uniquely unnatural processed foods that will
hopefully serve as a blueprint for humanity’s eventual triumph
over the tyrannical fist of Mother Nature. 1. Spray-Can 'Easy
Cheese' Dipping a butter knife into a tub of cheese spread and
putting it on a cracker takes a lot of time and effort.
Thankfully for all of us, the wizards at Kraft have developed a
product that ensures we’ll never again r