Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating
goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are
like portable heaters that snore. A lady on the airplane strikes
up a conversation with the fellow sitting in the next seat,
"..and where are you going?" "I'm going to San Francisco to a
Unix convention," he replies. "Eunuchs convention?" she
questions. "I didn't know there were that many of you." A
language instructor was explaining to her class that in French,
nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically
designated as masculine or feminine. "House," in French, is
feminine-"la mansion." "Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le
crayon." One puzzled student asked, "...What gender is
computer?..." The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in
her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two
groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide
whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both
groups were required to give four reasons