From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia A singer-
songwriter is a creature who sings and write songs. It is also
the polite term for someone who is not good enough to be a
composer, but can play some very basic music. In fact, several
monkeys have been able to independently compose the beatles' "A
hard day's night" given the correct instruments, thus proving
the skill to be not limited to humans. (The name is a misnomer,
as singer-songwriters are not actually songwriters, but
songengineers, songconstructionworkers, and songplayers.) This
poor creature (poor both in money and in fortune) tends to
migrate towards coffeehice and offer to play Breakfast at
Tiffany's while having Tiffany pay for meals (usually not
breakfast seeing as how few singer-songwriters get up early
enough). Few singer-songwriters are left in the wild; most are
in captivity, leading poor, sheltered lives while crammed in
cages which are clearly too small for them to move around in. A
large business recently announced it would stop p