“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask…hey, who’s the
blonde?” ~John F. Kennedy It is a sad but simple truth that not
all of our American heroes live a full life. Some are fixed in
the cosmos, shining beacons of glory, while others pass through
like a shooting star, all-too-brief, but spectacular for its
short time among us. And sometimes, a shooting star will see
another shooting star and bone it. John F. Kennedy was one of
those sex craved shooting stars. JFK was born in a quaint little
town called “Brooklyn” in the state of New York on May 29, 1917,
during the first World War. His parents, Rose Fitzgerald and
Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr., were amazed when their second child
emerged from the womb with perfectly coiffed hair and
immediately seduced one of the nurses in the maternity ward.
This is where he uttered his first words and his first
successful pickup line, “Daddy’s home.” To this date, no one
else in the history of the world has succeeded with this line,
not even Barney Stinson from the classic t