From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia Even though the
Chicken is one of the dozens of wonderful wildlife species that
inhabit this awesome and beautiful Earth, 50 billion of them
live in captivity. The regal chicken, by design, is supposed to
be a free spirit that wanders the land, pecking away at seeds
and flying about as it pleases. This is not the current state of
the chicken, my friends! The greedy corporate agribusiness slugs
have imprisoned and enslaved the entirety of chicken-kind and
exploit them for human taste-buds! These soulless cowards steal
the fruits of our feathered friends' labor, cage them in cramped
quarters for their entire lives (about six weeks in most cases),
and harshly mutilate them on a large scale! Friends, the time to
act is now! Help us break the shackles of slavery so billions of
these noble creatures can once again roam the planet in peace.
Only then can we truly call ourselves PETA, the friends of all
the animals! The rise and fall of the chicken A descendant of
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