From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia “I wouldn't be
seen dead with a mustache like that” Friedrich Wilhelm "Reach-
Around" Nietzsche (rhymes with "pietzsche", "mietzsche", or
"tietzsche" and not to be confused with the British
pronunciation of "tkczienschtzsche"; October 15, 1844 – August
25, 1900), also known as the "Morrissey" of German philosophy,
was a man most noted for his suave demeanor and impressive
sexual prowess. Nietzsche is persistently mistaken as a German
philosopher, psychologist, and classical phailologist, but he
was actually a psychic superhero and could fly using telepathy.
He was also known most of all for his acidic attacks on Marxist-
socialist, Buddhist, liberal, egalitarian with neofeminist
ideologies. Nietzsche found equality and egalitarianism as signs
of decadence and the key ingredient to people sleeping in late
and holding pseudo intellectual debates with smug people in
Starbucks. He never had much time for Christianity, Judaism or
Baseball, as he considered them all si