From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia “Llama Llama
Red Pyjama...HERE WE GO!” The Llama is a four-footed quadruped
camelid closely related to the camel and is indigenous to the
Andy Warhol mountains of South America. Fully-grown adults can
reach up to 1.8 meters (0.83 Chamberlains) in height and weigh
up to 200 kg (1.4 O’Neals). Their favourite song is known as
'Llama Llama Red Pajama' by the infamous Miss Nina. Other
terminology may include reference to a particulary llama-like
figure. For Example "Oscar Smith is such a llama! Another
example of llama evolution. Originally known as the
“Machalpacka” (literally, “big alpaca”), the llama would
probably have kept that name except for a chance visit by
Thubten Gyatso, His Holiness the 13th Dali Lama, to Machu Picchu
(literally, “large pokemon”) in May of 1925. During Gyatso’s
morning Tai Chi session, onlookers noticed that the Machalpakas
around the Lama shared his impressive limberness, and remarked
that they (the Machalpakas, not the onlookers) were