From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia Newmath was
approved by Minitrue for inclusion into the state curriculum in
1984. It is part of the Oceania newcurriculum, along with
newspeak and goodthink. This document will assist teachers,
principals, and parents in understanding the newcurriculum.
Newmath was determined by researchers at Miniluv (oldspeak:
Justice Department) to be doubleplusgood at promoting goodthink
and discouraging crimethink. The inclusion of newmath in the
core curriculum will also hasten the obsolescence of oldthink.
As part of an interdisciplinary program in elementary and
secondary schools, newmath will foster skills that students will
need to fully function in society, such as blackwhite and
doublethink. Newmath will also encourage patriotism and respect
for the state. Students will learn newmath through a problem-
based approach. Some problems included in the Minitrue-approved
text, Newmath, 3rd edition, are excerpted below. - Last year,
Miniplenty announced that chocolate ratio