From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia “This includes
me, even you at the back.” “Its more than one person.” “Cheer
up, the worst is yet to come.” “They're all bastards.” edit
Introduction to Everybody Everybody thinks they have the right
idea, but most don't realize they are living in a post-modern
world where nothing new can happen. It's the age old question:
What does everybody know that I don't? In this short
introduction, we shall explore the many meanings of 'Everybody'
and provide if we can examples of use and misuse of the word.
First, a short history. edit A Short History Historically, the
first known use of the word 'Everybody' was when there was at
least 5 humans walking the earth. We estimate it was sometime
before Noah and his boat, and probably after Moses. We can't be
sure as the Divine Intervention placed the records of the
original history of Everybody into the Ark of the Covenant, and
Everybody knows that was abducted by the Wah Wah Boing Boing of
yester-year, (See Bernard; p. 001,