A few centuries back, the Pope decided that all the Jews should
have to leave the Vatican since they did not accept Christ.
Naturally, there was some uproar from the Jewish community, so
the Pope offered them a deal. He would have a religious debate
with a member of the Jewish community — if the Jewish leader
won, the Jews could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave.
The Jews realized that they had no choice, and nominated a
middle-aged man named Moishe to represent them. Moishe agreed,
but had one stipulation: to make it more interesting, neither
side would be allowed to speak. The Pope was a little curious,
but agreed nonetheless. The day of the great debate came, and
everyone assumed their places silently. Moishe and the Pope sat
opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his
hand and showed three fingers. Moishe looked back at him and
raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around
his head. Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope
pulled out a wafer and