From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia Kashmir
(formerly Shangri-La), a "disputed" region on the border between
Pakistan, Wales and India, was best known as an exporter of
Kashmir wool sweaters and in-bred children. The region was
renamed after the famous song by Led Zeppelin in 1980, shortly
after the death of drummer John Bonham. Although this was
controversial in the rest of the world, the name change was
highly popular among its residents, with one resident
exclaiming, "our territory may be disputed, but our love of this
song is undisputed!" A Richter 1.6 earthquake wiped out the
region on the morning of October 8, 2005, with about forty
thousand believed dead and more dying as food and shelter are
scarce and narrow roads into the region are blocked by
landslides. Authorities have been trying to pull out as many
sheep as they can, alive, to save their wool making
capabilities. They don't give a damn about the humans. In fact
it would be better if all the humans were wiped out, it would
leave mor