It is a common fail amongst all people in this world that
Elephants and Mice are, in fact, separate creatures. Mice =
small Elephant = huge as hell However, this theory was shattered
when contemporary zoologist Samuel L. Jackson formulated the
hypothesis that elephants and mice are, in fact, one and the
same creature. edit The Theory "Well, these elephants wait til
you ain't lookin', and them BAM!! They just turn into these
mice. Damn" - Samuel L. Jackson What Samuel meant by this theory
is that elephants morph into mice when not under the speculation
of the human eye. How exactly they morph is a question of much
debate, and the question has caused much segregation amongst the
Mormons who believe in this theory. - Natural Transformation
Theorists believe that the transformation from elephant to
mouse, and vice-versa, happens as naturally as the growing of an
infant or the opening of a flower's bud. However, this theory
has been dismissed as being silly. - Mechanic Transformation
Theorists believe that small m