The American language is the language spoken by people who live
in the United States of America, who do not typically learn any
other language. Actually "English" is only spoken in the United
States. The language now spoken in Great Britain has only two
phrases left in it: "Spam, spam, spam, spam, wonderful spam" and
"This is an ex-parrot." American was spread via a secret U.S.
Government plot during the 1970s and 1980s through the
widespread adoption of spell checkers and install programs which
provide no other option for language choice, especially not
English. American typing style is characterized by excessive
wear and tear on the "z" key, cobwebs on the useless "`"/"~" key
(though the almost equally useless "u" key comes in at a close
second), and odd pronunciation of almost everything including
the letter Z (which is supposed to be called "izzard"). edit
Relation to English American is very similar to English, (OK,
it's identical, except a few choice alterations just to make it
seem different, but don't