From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia “Crikey! Those
are big balls!” Sascrotch (also known as Bigballs) is the name
given to a race of hairy, ugly, unintelligent, ape-like
creatures living in the forested areas of North America. Unlike
the sasquatch (who is obviously real), nobody is sure whether or
not the sascrotch exists. People have been searching for
sascrotch for many years. Usually they end up getting eaten,
lost in the woods, or locked in asylums. What we do know about
sascrotch is that it has big balls (its namesake). Sascrotch is
described to look like a big hairy monkey-thingy or something.
It is said to have an incredibly ugly face like that of a
toothless old guy who spends his days laughing hysterically at
the walls for no reason. Sascrotch fur is said to be either
black, brown, and sometimes blonde. The blonde ones are the
dumbest. It also has extremely long arms that wiggle around like
the arms of a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man. The
most distinctive feature of sascr