Human personality syndrome From Uncyclopedia, the content-free
encyclopedia Human personality syndrome, also known as HPS, is a
disorder affecting a significant but fortunately rapidly
decreasing proportion of humankind, as well as certain non-
humans. It is defined by the APA as "the ability to be
sensitive, compassionate, sarcastic, cynical, etc. or otherwise
demonstrate any individuality whatsoever", and is known to be a
serious mental condition. Doctors, government and the media are
working around the clock to inform people about and eventually
eradicate this disorder. Three diagnosis criteria must be met
for a person to be diagnosed with HPS. These are the following:
- Characteristic symptoms. Four or more of the following, each
present for much of the time in a 1-minute period: - Lack of
hallucinations. Example: not seeing any pink elephants. -
Visible emotions about one's surroundings. Example: appreciating
any form of art. - Attentiveness. Examples include:
understanding Shakespeare. - Critical thinkin