3D Animation was invented in the summer of 1912 by Adolf Hitler,
who went on to become the leader of the Unfree World and the
host of the 1936 Special Olympics. Hitler managed to
revolutionize cinematic animation. Unfortunately for him, for
us, and for the world of 3D animation, his tools were painfully
slow. After nine years locked in his mother's basement with his
tools and shelves of energy drinks, Hitler managed to complete
only 240 frames--eight seconds--of his first 3D-animated film,
Herr Toy Story. The frustration this brought him led him to
abandon his work, change careers, and become leader of the Nazi
party in 1921. In an interview on his experiences as a 3D
animator, the new leader said, "Eight seconds in nine years! If
I could have produced an average of at least 1 second of footage
per year, I might have considered continuing. Still, I think
there's something big around the corner for me. I don't feel
angry about the failure to fully establish 3D Animation as a
profitable industry, but I do blame