From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia “Ahhh, work:
the curse of the drinking classes.” Much of the field of
economics is devoted to analyzing the phenomenon called work.
Essentially, there are things you want done, and it is human
nature to want other people to do them so you don't have to do
them yourself. When there is a body of work you want done, and a
body of bodies you can get to do the work for you, then it's
customary to divide the work into the amount that you want each
body to do for you. Consequently, each one has a job. A person
thus gainfully employed is known by the Yiddish term, schlep.
When there is no other way to induce or trick the schlep to do
the work, it's customary to give him something of value. This is
called the pay for the work. But there's always another way. Two
of the most commonly used are: - The schlep gets told that the
business survives on informality, and being a stickler on
trivial points such as bounced paychecks is a sign of bad
teamwork. (Although things got v