What Kids Are Thinking... The Egyptians were all drowned in the
dessert. Afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the
ten amendments. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
eat the apple. The seventh commandment is: "Thou shalt not admit
adultery." Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua
led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. David was a Hebrew
king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the
Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others
before they do one to you. It was a miracle when Jesus rose from
the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. The
epistles were the wives of the apostles. St. Paul cavorted to
Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name
for marriage. Most religions teach us to have only one spouse.
This is called monotony.