Teacher and student jokes These are some teacher jokes and
student jokes that you can use for a teacher appreciation
activity, writing or event. Have fun! TEACHERíS DAY (Teacher
appreciation jokes) On a special Teacher's Day, a kindergarten
teacher was receiving teacher appreciation gifts from her
pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held
it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is....some
flowers." "That's right!" said the boy. "But how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy
store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead,
shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is...a box of
candy." "That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from
the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it over her head
but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her
finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy
replied. The teacher repeated the process,