From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia For much of the
early Twentieth Century the greatest threat to humanity was
perceived to come from the so-called Germ-Men. No sooner had the
world fumigated the hive of Kaiser Wilhelm, than a new Queen
took his place and began to breed another army to spread its
poison across the continent. In the late 1930s, as Europe
prepared to stand-up to the tyranny of Adolf Hitler, America
chafed at its reputation as Johnny-come-lately glory hunters,
aware that its troops were required at home. Even as Poland was
dismembered America spiked the guns of the mighty Mexican war-
machine and faced down Canadian aggression. What the public on
both sides of the Atlantic could not know was that the greatest
threat to our freedom came not from Chaplain-impersonators,
Mariachi bands or Beaver Scouts, but from the very heavens. It
is a little known fact that as the Wehrmacht goose-stepped into
Paris and the Marine Corps stood guard upon the forty-ninth
parallel, Emperor Ming the Merc