From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia Lamingtons are
small, ground-dwelling marsupials related to the Drop Bear. They
are usually chocolate brown in colour with white flecks of
dandruff. They are common animals throughout coastal regions of
Australia and Russia. Unlike other native animals which have
suffered from the Queen's evil, chav rock, and satanic
possession, the lamington has adapted to the perils of the
modern landscape and thrived. In fact, so many live in populated
areas that lamington attacks on Humans, the Chinese, and other
household pets have become common. Suggestions that lamingtons
are the result of Australian settler's attempts to cross-breed
Drop Bears with Tasmanian Devils for use in dog-fighting pits
are put to paid by the fact that the lamington appears in quite
a number of Aboriginal stories and artworks dating back
thousands of years. In fact, the name "lamington" is generally
thought to mean "vicious little bugger" in the Dand and Nong
dialects. Although quite vicious, lam