From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia A piñata is the
female offspring of a male pirate and a female ninja, or simply
a female Pinja. The piñata is brightly coloured and filled with
candy and toys. It is generally suspended on a rope from a tree
branch or ceiling and smashed during celebrations like a ninja.
A succession of blindfolded, stick-wielding children try to
break the piñata in order to collect the candy inside of it.
Every year, thousands of piñatas are savagely beaten to death
wanted only for their precious innards. It has been used for
hundreds of years to celebrate special occasions such as
birthdays and Christmas. edit Geographical origin Piñatas are
from Mayheeco (located in North Cacolakian suburbs), a land far
away where Piñatas roam free (although sometimes engaging in
combat with Darth Hitler.) In Mayheeco, though, things are
pretty sweet because you have tortillers which is an animal in
fun packaging. Piñatas work because, firstly, they have a swervy
line over the ñ, and that's