“Billions of years ago, a big bang produced a large rock. As the
rock cooled, sweet brown liquid formed on it’s surface. As time
passed, aluminum formed itself into a can, a lid, and a tab.
Millions of years later, red and white paint fell from the sky
and formed itself into the words “Coca Cola… 12 fluid ounces.”
Of course my theory is an insult to your intellect, because you
know that if the Coca Cola can is made, there must be a maker.
If it is designed, there must be a designer. The alternative,
that it happened by chance or accident is to move from the
intellectual free zone. Here is another: “The Banana: The
Atheist Nightmare” Note that the banana… 1. is shaped for the
human hand. 2. has a non-slip surface. 3. Has outward indicators
of it’s inward contents. Green – too early, yellow – just right,
black – too late. 4. Has a tab for removal of it’s wrapper. 5.
Is perforated on wrapper. 6. Has a bio-degradable wrapper. 7. Is
shaped for the human mouth. 8. Has a point at the top for ease
of entry. 9. Is ple