She asked if I can get up. nope. She calls 911 & covers me in a sheet to protect me from mosquitoes. 
Fire comes first. 
Mom “omg they are so hot!” 
Cool mom 🤫 not really paying attention to that atm. 
Paramedics come.
“Omg is it a requirement to be hot!?”
Momma I do not care about hotness level atm