With the Ruble in freefall, I am obligated to post this for the amusement of my Romanian followers:

"În ziua de azi, rubla nu mai valorează nici cât o **** "

(For non🇷🇴 speakers : "pula" means d**k in Romanian. In 🇷🇴 idiomatic slang it can also mean something like "sweet bugger all" in English).