*Pikachu taking a long drag from a cigarette*:
*Sigh* "Pika Pika. Pikachu."
*Me, beaten and bloody lying in a cold, dark alley*: "I-I just wanted to be the very best. Like n-no one ever was."
*Pikachu with tears in his eyes, raising a gun to my head*: "Chu. Pika, Pika...chu."