so I'm staying with my girlfriend's family for the bird holiday which means I get to introduce a bunch of Europeans to my grandmother's legendary Oyster Dressing a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶e̶r̶i̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ for mutual cultural enlightenment