Actual interaction:
Me: I'm here for a pickup.
Store: What's the name?
M: ULFRIC.
S: Alfred?
M: No, ULFRIC.
S: Alfred?
M: Nope. ULFRIC.
S: Uhm...it looks like there's nothing for an Alfred. Could it be under another name?
M: Probably. Is it under ULFRIC?