Have you tried jerking off to the Bhagavad Gita?🍆🤛
Have you tried spanking the monkey whilst reading The Dhammapada?🐒✋
Have you tried stroking the lizard on a copy of the Tao Te Ching?🦎👋
Have you tried wanking to the Analects of Confucius?🍆✊
Nope? Me neither, but...