"So, I got Piers to give me a head, but like, that kind of head... He has been begging me for awhile to fu- him raw. Should I do it chat?"
"Oh Chris, thas not smartphone you dumbass."
"Shhh, puppy"
"Istg this man so hopeless when he drunk"
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