Blasphemous?
Microwaving is the BEST way to cook crunchy bacon.

Nuke it in 15-20 second increments.  Replacing the fat-soaked paper towel as needed and then flipping it.  Have to nuke it like 4 or 5 times to get it so crispy it crumbles.

Mmmm.  So good.  Now I want bacon.