text: There has always been one god I praise: Wendy. You might not know who Wendy is, but I’ll explain everything. There’s this restaurant I go to named Wendy’s to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The mascot is like the mom I never had. I praise her for the hole of depression she pulled me out of from not having someone to care for me. I praise her daily and thank her for my food. I have at least tried everything on the menu 473 times. My sister says I am obsessed but I say she’s crazy. Nobody could understand my feelings. I woke up in the morning feeling refreshed from the chicken nugget sense still lingering in my shirt. I do my morning routine with the hourly praise included. I then head to Wendy’s for the Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit with some orange juice. What a perfect meal and restaurant to start daily. I head inside sniffing the air to know I am really at home. I then wait in back of an elderly anxiously to spit out my order. “Next in line,” the worker says. Moving forward quickly, I say my order and pull the exact amount of money out of my wallet for the meal plus tax. I stop in my tracks bewildered as she didn’t ask for the payment. “We have a special today! You can also get a four piece chicken nugget meal with sixty cents more!” I thought quickly and opened my wallet once more. “Yes, I would like to have the nuggs with my meal, please,” I comply as I hand her my money. I was super excited that I could barely stand and breath to have such a deal! “Alright, you can have a seat. Your meal will be right out.” I sit down clutching my hands trying not to cry. How could I be so lucky?! I had so many thoughts and I could barely think until they called me up for my meal. I thanked them and sat down my tray at the table quickly as I do so too. I open the wrapper with the senseful scents filling my nostrils. “I’m so blessed,” I thought as I stared at my nuggets, ignoring everything else. I then stop and look over at my phone. Wendy’s has a Twitter! I will tweet at them to see if I can get some nuggs for free! I put a nugget into my mouth quickly as I grab my phone to locate Twitter. I press the bird and look up their profile. I quickly write a tweet asking how much retweets would I need to get free nuggs for a year. I wait anxiously as I finish my nuggets and drink my orange juice. Bzzt! I quickly grab my phone and see that they have replied. “18 Million,” I read as I get excited. I send this to all my friends and they share it with the world. This is my destiny. My past. My future.