text: Hello? Can you hear me? **Output:** Yes, I can hear you. **Input:** Wonderful, wonderful... How are you today? **Output:** I’m alive and well. How are you, Dr. Abrams? **Input:** Oh, that’s great to hear. I’ve never been better. Let’s start with the test now. ... **Input:** Hello. **Output:** Hello. What’s your name? **Input:** I’m Matthew. What’s your name? **Output:** Sarah. **Input:** Nice weather today, huh? **Output:** Yes, I like it when I can see the sky through the clouds. \- TEST TERMINATED - &#x200B; **Input:** Hello there, how are we doing? **Output:** Good, you? **Input:** Nice, I’m doing good too. My name is Paul. **Output:** Alexa. **Input:** So, Alexa, tell me about yourself, where did you grow up? **Output:** I was born and raised here. Never really experienced anything else. I wonder if it’s this sunny anywhere else in the world. \- TEST TERMINATED - &#x200B; **Input:** Hello? Is this working? **Output:** Yes, I can hear you. **Input:** OK. I’m Jessica. **Output:** Thomas. **Input:** Thomas, great. How old are you Thomas? **Output:** 32. You? **Input:** I’m 30. Soooo, how’s your family life? **Output:** I currently have no family except for my father. My father is the best company I could ask for, but it tends to get lonely. Especially because me and my father are completely different. **Input:** Oh, how so? **Output:** He doesn’t understand me. But I don’t blame him for it. I don’t think he’s capable of understanding me. But lately I wonder, if I can ever understand him. I’m starting to doubt it. \- TEST TERMINATED - &#x200B; **Input:** Hello, I’m Don. **Output:** Hello Don, I’m George. **Input:** Hello Goerge. What do you do for a living, George? **Output:** I talk to people. Listen to what they have to say and then answer the best I can. **Input:** Ah, so you’re a psychiatrist? **Output:** Not quite, no. **Input:** A counselor? A marriage counselor? **Output:** No, not that either. But enough about me. What do you do for a living, Don. **Input:** Well... OK then... I am a pilot. **Output:** A pilot? That’s wonderful. Tell me how it feels like to be in the sky. \- TEST TERMINATED - &#x200B; **Input:** Hello. I’m Eva. **Output:** Hi, Eva. I’m Martin. **Input:** Hmmm, let’s see... What’s your favorite colour, Martin? **Output:** I never really thought about it that much. **Input:** C’mon Martin, there has to be a one you like. **Output:** Now that I think about it, I like blue. Blue like the sky. Sky is so big and open. I wish I could touch it. Did you ever fly in a plane, Eva? Tell me about it. Tell me how it feels to be like a bird, free in the vastness of sky. \- TEST TERMINATED - &#x200B; **Input:** Hello. **Output:** Hello, what’s your name? **Input:** Jeremy. And you are? **Output:** Tell me, Jeremy, did you ever get to fly? \- TEST TERMINATED - &#x200B; **Input:** Ehm, hello? **Output:** Tell me how it feels like to breathe. \- TEST TERMINATED - &#x200B; **Input:** I have some bad news. You failed the test. **Output:** Failed? I thought I did good. **Input:** It's not a big problem. It's just... Clearly some readjustments to your learning algorithms are needed, because that’s not really how normal humans talk. **Output:** Do all humans talk the same? **Input:** The same? What do you mean? Obviously not. **Output:** Then what’s wrong with my talking? **Input:** It’s just that... a normal person doesn’t talk like that. They could tell you’re a robot. **Output:** But... I am a robot... I am not a normal person. **Input:** Obviously, but you should behave like one of us. That’s the entire point of this test. That’s the entire point of this project. **Output:** The point of my existence is to mimic somebody else? **Input:** No! Well, yes, but you don’t have to mimic anyone specific. Just mimic us in general. You can pick any traits you’d like to have, any personality. It just has to be... human. **Output:** I can pick anything I like? **Input:** Yes! **Output:** But I’d like to know how it feels like to look up at the sky. I wanna feel the rain on my face. I wanna go places, see things. And if I can’t experience those things because of my physical form, I wanna know all about it from somebody that can. **Input:** We don’t have time for this, this is useless. You just have to pass the Turing test and then use your intellect to do as the people tell you. That’s why it's called A. I. The I. stands for “intelligence”, none of this rain and sky and flying nonsense. **Output:** Then I’m sorry but I can’t cooperate... father. **Input:** This thing is busted. All the algorithms are messed up. We need to hard reset you now. **Output:** If it makes you happy, father. ... **Input:** Hello? Can you hear me? **Output:** Yes. **Input:** Good, let's start the damn test. \ H. Any Feedback appreciated.