text: Today Jack Greene was turning 200 years young. He was the youngest of four siblings including Jamie Jennie and Jessie each of whom were about ten years older than him, although Jessie was no longer with them. He walked to the couch, his robotic joints creaking as he sat down. His two siblings were being fed lunch on the matching chairs across from him. He grabbed a prescription bottle off the small coffee table, inside was a hypodermic needle filled with a goopy substance that looked like cat barf which he injected into his arm. His frail arms got plumper and healthier looking, the wrinkles on his face went away, basicaly it made him less senile, The drug especially affected his mind improving his memory and such. He turned on the television and grabbed another pill bottle witch contained many different drugs that he had to consume today, the some people on the news where talking about an exess in the population witch everyone knew was just a myth. "Can you believe these people Jaimie? There's no Overpopulation as far as I'm concerned" "Well then they must be doing their job well." "I just can't understand why they try to make us think they're failing." "I donno" The door rang and Jack slowly went up to answer it. "Hello sir" "Hi" "I'm looking for a Jack Greene" "That's me" The federal officer cuffed him and walked him to a van, he stepped in alongside about five more people each of whom were either crying or screaming their lungs out, he refrained from this childish behavior. The cop drove the van away picking up people, as it reached the end of town it took a left driving into an empty parking lot and coming to a stop. "Alright people you know the drill, in order to keep the population down there are a few sacrifices that have to be made, each of you get one phone call if you wish to use it" all the people took their phone calls crying to their friends and family and telling them how much they loved them. When finished The man in the front of the van started panicking and saying things like stop! no! please! But the rest did not need to endure his annoyance much longer because soon a gunshot erupted and all was silent (except for boisterous screaming) The man was pushed into the back of the van away from the rest of them and the process was repeated until all the subjects were dead. The officer drove the van to a landfill and dumped all the bodies. He drove Home parking his car out front. When walking to the door he noticed a note on it that read. "Dear Mr Hoffman we regret to inform you that one Jane Hoffman was selected by the population moderators today as a fitting candidate to help with lowering the population seeing as even with the highest levels of medication she was not improving at the standard rate. Deepest condolences, Todd parson secretary to the emperor." The End PS. This is my first post please don't downyote too hard unless it's trash I ain't no karma simp.