text: # Chastity By Chandler Morrison &#x200B; It was on their wedding night that the girl first saw the boy turned into a man, and it was a very ugly thing, indeed. She sits by the open window, a warm breeze tugging lightly at her hair, beckoning her out beyond the gently-rustling curtains and into the still of the night. If the fall were farther, maybe she’d listen. Instead, she wipes at her eyes, lights a cigarette, and looks at the man who lies asleep in the bed. Yes, the *man*, for that’s what he is, though he hadn’t always been that way. Not to her. No, up until this night, he had been a boy. *Her* boy. He’d been the boy on the playground, pushing her off the swings and yanking her braids, only to follow such acts of juvenile cruelty with a surreptitiously-passed note ending in “Check YES or YES”. Two boxes, one possible answer. That’s all he’d ever given her, and that’s all she’d ever needed. He’d been the boy who waited, because she told him she wanted to wait. He’d been the boy who never protested, never pleaded. Never tried to snake his hand where it didn’t belong. He’d been that rare kind of boy who was too bashful to even let his eyes drop anywhere south of the hollow of her neck, even when she was wearing a swimsuit or a snugly-fitted top. “Wait...not even *once*?” one of the bridesmaids had exclaimed that morning as she was helping the girl primp her hair. “You two have been together since, like, *forever*, and you’ve *never*...?” The girl’s responding smile had been one of both gleeful pride and diffident innocence. She looked at the bridesmaid’s reflection in the big vanity mirror, curled eyelashes batting bashfully, and said, “Not even once.” Hip cocked, holding the hair curler out to one side like a magic wand, the bridesmaid said, “But you guys, like, did other stuff, right?” The girl shrugged. “I mean, yeah, we French kiss all the time. And once I let him put his hand on my chest...over my shirt, of course...but that was just because I’d drank half of Alyssa’s beer at Jessica Tomlin’s party in tenth grade. Everyone had gone outside, and it was just me and him in the basement, and we started kissing and obviously it got a little out of hand.” She giggled at the unintentionally turned phrase. “But we stopped after a few minutes and went outside with the others.” “Oh my god, honey,” the bridesmaid said, her eyes wide, “How can you marry a guy you’ve never slept with? I mean, fuck, you don’t even know if he has a nice dick.” The girl blushed, and shrugged again. “I don’t know the difference between a nice dick and a bad one, so whatever he has will be just fine.” The bridesmaid rolled her eyes theatrically and said, “*Darling*, you’ll *know*.” She set the hair curler down, indicated a distance with two raised index fingers, and said, “If he’s not at least *this* long...” She paused appraisingly, then decreased the distance by an inch or so, amending, “Okay, *this* long, just to be safe...if he’s not at least *this* long, you’re going to have *serious* problems. Of course, girth is really important, too, and...” The girl put her hands over her ears and said, “*Lalalalalalala*, stop, I’m putting on my earmuffs.” Now, the girl looks over at her sleeping husband, thinks about the space between the bridesmaid’s fingers, and sighs. She holds the cigarette up to her face, glances once more over at the man in the bed, and feels fresh tears burn her eyes. How different it had been, just one day previous. How different *he* had been. He’d been her *boy*. In her mind, she sees that roguishly handsome prince, hair blowing in the wind, bouncing between the broad shoulders of a galloping white stallion. But that boy is not in that bed tonight. That boy is nowhere to be found. Now, it’s just the *man*. The great, oafish man, sprawled across the tousled sheets, the pallor of his flesh reminding the girl of long-curdled milk. Dense tufts of curled, wiry hairs erupt from the oddest and most unseemly places on his body. His toenails are jagged and untrimmed, and the heels of his feet are scaly and cracked with dead skin. The glossy sheen of oily perspiration in which his body is encased carries with it a pungent odor of overused athletic gear. A grumbling, sputtering snore-like noise emits periodically from deep within his nasal passages. “Do you even know how, like, um...how everything *works*?” the bridesmaid had asked, regarding the girl’s mirror-reflected face with troubled concern. “Do I need to give you the, uh...the *talk*?” It was the girl’s turn to roll her eyes. “Oh, *stop*, I know enough. I’m not worried. It’s going to be special and beautiful and perfect. This is how it’s *supposed* to be. It’s how Jesus intended.” “Please, spare me the Jesus freak shit. Let’s get real, here. There are things you need to know. You can’t just go bounding blindly into your bridal bed and expect everything to go as you imagine it will.” “I *won’t* be blind,” the girl said, “for the Lord is my shepherd.” Swiping at her eyes once more with the back of her hand, the girl looks out at the starless night sky, and she does not see God. She had indeed bounded blindly into her bridal bed, and things had not gone as she’d imagined they would. She did not feel shepherded. It had been inelegant, clumsy, and disjointed. Their clammy, naked limbs had tangled together like knotted seaweed. Her breath came out in nervous gasps, his in loud, heaving grunts. They fumbled about, twisting and groping awkwardly as they attempted to align themselves in the most logistically sound position for the task at hand. Each time he went to clutch some part of her, his grip was too tight, too cold. It was like being prodded and probed with kitchen tongs. And then, all at once...*the metamorphosis*. As soon as he entered her, he changed. Lying on her back, struggling for breath and squeezing her eyes closed in a vain attempt to shut out the revulsion twisting within her stomach, she felt her husband morph into a man. Gone was the sweet boy of her dreams. He’d been replaced by this maladroit mass of tectonically shifting flesh that ground atop her and pushed the air from her lungs. His face, prickly with stubble, was buried in the side of her neck, his breath bursting out in hot plumes like smoke from a steam engine. She could hear gurgling digestive noises bubbling within his stomach. She imagined all of his internal fluids, all that blood and bile, mucus and pus and diluted, befouled water...all of it jostling around inside of him as he fucked her. In that moment, the girl considered the possibility that she’d made a mistake. In *this* moment, watching him sleep while contemplatively dragging from the cigarette with awkward, unpracticed motions, she thinks to herself, *No. No, I’ve* definitely *made a mistake.* She looks back out the window, peering down to the ground just two stories beneath her, and finds herself wishing they’d taken the hotel concierge up on his offer to upgrade them to the bridal suite on the fifteenth floor. “That’s okay,” she’d said in declination, smiling up at her new husband. “We don’t need anything fancy.” He turns over in his sleep, snorts, and then lets out a protracted expulsion of gas. The girl cringes. She feels nauseated, and she can’t tell if the cigarette is making it better or worse. “You *know* I’d never touch one of those,” she’d told the bridesmaid when she’d held the pack out to her after she’d finished with her hair. Rolling her eyes, the bridesmaid thrust the pack into her hand. “Trust me,” she’d said. “There’s nothing like cigarettes after sex.” The girl doesn’t think this is what the bridesmaid had in mind. Trying to ignore the pain throbbing between her temples, she takes another dejected drag and holds the smoke in her lungs until her eyes burn and tear up again. When she exhales, she finds herself wondering, with increasing despondence, what else she may have been wrong about. She’s been married for a matter of mere hours and has only just lost her virginity less than thirty minutes ago, and already life is revealing itself to be a disappointment of seismic proportions. She wants to be angry...that, she feels, would be the appropriate response...but she’s unable to find anything at which she can direct said anger. Her parents, for not preparing her for what was in store? The boy, for not living up to her expectations? Walt Disney and Nicholas Sparks, for *creating* those expectations? Or herself, for allowing that omnipresent torrent of mystical hopes and dreams to sweep her off her feet and drop her down into that wretched, sweat soaked marriage bed? She suspects all of them had something to do with it, but the lattermost one guiltily hangs its head the lowest when standing shoulder-to-shoulder with the others in the lineup. Deciding it isn’t helping, she flicks the cigarette out the window. Her eyes trail after the yellow ember as it makes its descent before crashing onto the asphalt in a muted explosion of sparks. Then, her eyes flick over to the phone on the nightstand. It rests languidly in its cradle like a sleeping dog. Biting her lip, she thinks about her future. She doesn’t have to think for very long. Advancing on tip-toe, she creeps over to sit down on the edge of the bed, and then she lifts the phone and dials the front desk. “Yes, um, hello,” she whispers into the receiver, looking over her shoulder to make sure the man hasn’t been startled out of his slumber. “Yes, my...um, my...my husband and I...” She pauses, her mouth dry. She licks her lips, eyeing the open window. “Well, I’ve changed my mind. I would like to have that bridal suite, after all.