text: This my friends is a marvelous tale! The tale of the glorious frog city! Our story begins in a land not far from town. A beautiful oasis of tall trees, lush grass and soothing smooth sugar sand. The sound of the birds chirping and the locusts in the maples muffled the sounds of glass breaking and mommy's drunken rambling / screaming.. but I digress An enchanting land to be sure. And in this enchanting wonderful land there lived a young boy. Now this wasn't some ordinary boy no this boy was special... he had big dreams! " I wanna be king of the frog people!" The boy yelled into the canopy of his personal piss tree slave. So he set out across the vast territory that was to be his new kingdom in search of the perfect piece of junk in the yard to be his newfound holy grounds. "Ah this will do nicely" said the boy as he found an old plastic pool filled with stagnant emerald green alge water. The boy drug the pool out from under the trees and into the heat of the summer sun. "Yes! this is where I shall become GOD" smirked the boy Now for some frogs The boy set back out on a new quest. A quest to find his new subjects. He had a burning passion in his heart.. a passion to be GOD. High and low he searched for the amphibians of his desire. Until finally he had acquired a good number of new villagers of his kingdom. And all was well. Until the first escape attempt After about 2 days of tending to his frogy subjects He noticed not all were loyal to there gracious new lord. Several frogs tried to flee his courtship. Now as we know desertion is a treasonous crime punishable by no less then capital punishment. This made the new found God of the frog people vary agery. "AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD" the yelled as he ran to the kitchen and grabbed mommy's wooden kebab sticks. 1 by 1 he impaled the frogs atop the sacrificial slide of doom. This will show ALL who oppose me! The boy then felt hurt by the frogs betrayal. Heart broken even. So he took off the cover he had over the pool protecting the towns folk from the ravages of the star in the sky. "I... I don't care anymore" he said as he walked off to do something else. Now the frog city wasn't the only project this king had in store. A king need lots of prisoners. And one of them was none other then a raggity ann dole he had nailed to a tree.... The boy picked up his hatchet and continued chopping up the doll. The boy loved taking his time slowly copping away at the vintage doll. And frog city slowly dried up and withered along with all of its prisoners. And the forsaken city was eventually discovered along with the chopped up remains of the ann doll by the boys alcoholic mother.