text: The year is 2050. The world is thriving. The borders are there only to let you know you should change the input language of your AI real time translator and acknowledge if it is socially acceptable to publicly experience flatulence. All the countries are one, while also keeping their unique traditions, their beautiful language and tempting foods. We have won our territorial unity, without losing our wonderful heritage. Every history class is as accurate as possible and we are not changing any narrative for the benefit or feelings or anyone. The past is the past. We will do our best to describe it exactly as it was. Economy is booming. We have not experienced a financial crisis since 2026 and even the most mundane job (like a technician at the sex robot rental) will earn you enough currency/year for a 2 bedroom flat and an exotic vacation . We have managed to balance the fallacy of constant yearly economic growth, when we have mapped it to the birth rate. For decades they have been trying to bring more capital into the economy while the birth rate was severely declining. Severe idiocy. Society is flourishing. Elders are there to guide the youngsters, and youngsters are eager to learn and respect everyone. We have successfully eradicated bias from the collective consciousness. No one cares about your skin color, your money, your sexual preferences, your political views. You are either a human, or an asshole. This is solely decided based on your behavior and ideas, a shocking concept for the woke 20’s. The chalice of science is overflowing with miracles. We keep pushing the boundaries of medicine and achieving new peaks. We find God in every pill that removes the “incurable” label from a disease. We keep trying to make our last discovery insignificant even if it seemed impossible before getting it. While I was enjoying my coffee in the morning, I hear my husband joyfully screaming: -Benito! Benito! Benito! Someone called from the institute. IT WORKS! -I hope you are not joking. This could only be achieved theoretically. -I know. I am speaking the truth. Another day, another miracle from the institute. We now have cold fusion. Unlimited energy. No greenhouse gasses. No radioactive waste. No scarcity of resources. No exploitation of poor economies in abundant countries. How did we achieve this, you ask yourself? I like to think I played a decent part in these progresses. Everything started in 2025 when I got forcefully transported to the Nonblack House, put in a dark room with a blinding light shining on me . -Congratulations Benito Moose Oolmani. You have the perfect profile! -What do you mean sir? Please let me go. People will be looking for me! -You can go home by the end of this discussion. Pay attention to what I say, and you might want to stay here. If you decide you want to go to your bing bok social media shit or fluid studies at your college, we will gladly let you go. -Yes sir. -In your file I see that our genetic lineage shows you are Jewish, Afro American, Argentinian, German, and Middle Eastern..Somewould call you a fucking walking paradox. I would call you a fuckin gold mine.