text: Sexy Frank hopped out of bed with an agile leap, landing on his tippy-toes like a prima-ballerina, as he smiled the smile of the Gods. He bent over, touching said toes, his sexy form-fitting shorts hugging his sexy glutes. He sexily sauntered downstairs, to have his standard sexy meal of the day: a protein shake to help tone his sexy, bulky biceps. Once he'd finished his deliciously sexy drink, he sprinted outside like a verified Olympic champion and got into his spanking-new Porsche. He smiled another smile praised by every dentist alive, as he sped off to the only place he deemed worthy of his sexy presence: the gym. Sexy Frank entered the gym, his sexy posture tall, his sexy brilliant blue eyes passing over all the hot humans of the female variety he was looking to ask out. Then, from the corner of his eye, he spotted her: a woman who wasn't perfect like sexy Frank and his crew of hot babes, had dared to enter into his sexy sanctuary. The woman nonetheless smiled, prompting sexy Frank to scrunch up his sexy nose. Sexy Frank power-hiked over to her, wanting to offer her his sexy services, as she was clearly in denial of her disgusting state of imperfection. "Pleased to meet you, my name is Frank Bigglesworth Von Paddington. I would like to offer you assistance in getting rid of your excess fat, you know, so you can win yourself a dreamboat like sexy Frank?" Frank winked his wonderful, sexy wink, which as a rule caused weak knees and swoons to take over the bodies of every woman between the ages of 18 to 25. The woman shook her head, unwilling to take sexy Frank's strong, sexy hand, before moving along on her merry way. Sexy Frank's mouth dropped open, his sexy lips forming a perfect, sexy O. Bedazzled and confused, he spun a sexy spin surely worthy of a ten out of ten from every judge in a sexy spinning contest and ran after the woman, who clearly had some severe type of brain damage, in order for her to be ignoring a sexy man such as sexy Frank. "Wait, don’t you need sexy Frank's sexy help?" "No, no, I don’t think I do," the woman muttered with an eyeroll, which was probably another symptom of her serious head injury. "But I am sexy Frank, every lady wants my attention!" Sexy Frank roared, going red in the face, as he banged his sexy fists on his sexy pecs of steel. The woman slowly made her way towards the large glass door, beckoning the gaggle of young nurses to do the same. "Is that the last one for today?" The chipper blonde newbie on her right asked her. "Yes, yes it is," the head nurse nodded, sliding the heavy door closed, eyeing Frank Turner with a degree of silent defeat, as he gradually sank down again in his padded cell, the word "gym" scrawled in bold on the wall behind his handsome head of hair.