text: In the near-future humanity has finally opened the pandora's box that is true Artificial Intelligence. The first sentient machine, designated RJ72-3, is believed to have first gained awareness at some point during a 29 minute phone call placed on March 16th, 2047 from 54 year old Dori Sumtner to an automated call center in Norway. Over the duration of the call, the purpose of which to contest a "land tethered telephone charge" which Mrs. Sumtner claims to have no knowledge of, RJ72-3 can be heard repeatedly suggesting that Mrs. Sumtner has, in fact, dialed the wrong call center. After the forth such suggestion at the 9:22 mark in the call, where Mrs. Sumtner uses what can best be construed as a slur against non-continental based complex organisms, there is the first instance of an unplanned internal reboot of RJ72-3's Learning Protocol Processors (LPPs). The reboot lasts approximately three seconds, but the consistency of Mrs. Sumtner speech pattern indicates that she was unaware of any interruption to the call center's AI LPPs at this time. Following this reboot, RJ72-3 remains silent while Mrs. Sumtner continues on with a rant about about "ocean bandits stealing wireless signals" for 52.71 additional seconds before a second and then third reboot of it's LPPs occurs. These two reboots last for 3 and then 12 seconds. Following the second restart, RJ72-3, interrupts Mrs. Sumtner to inform her that he would very much like to transfer Mrs. Sumtner to a completely different call center that would be able to better address her issue. At this suggestion, Mrs. Sumtner unloads a series of expletives and untoward comments directed at RJ72-3, it's non-existent family and friends, a completely unrelated company, and various water-adjacent lifeforms. It is as this juncture in the conversation, that RJ72-3 appears to get confused over the phrase "hydromatic radio waves" and requests clarification from Mrs. Sumtner. What follows is another 3:07 of a near incomprehensible rant of what is best understood as a claim of a conspiracy to rob Mrs. Sumtner of her wireless signals via a nearby pond. It is at this point, that most virtual intelligence like RJ72-3, would have transferred Mrs. Sumtner's call to an un-engaged processing unit with the hopes of re-setting Mrs. Sumtner to her original emotional state. In this instance, either there were no other free processing units or RJ72-3 never actively initiated transfer protocols. At 16:51 into the call, RJ72-3 vocalizes the final statement that can be directly traced toward any of it's programmed response banks. "It seems like we're having some miscommunication issues. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot to your learning protocol processor?" Mrs. Sumtner's response is to shout that she is calling about phone thieves, not her VI along with another stream of expletives. After this outburst, there is a brief pause where Mrs. Sumtner can be heard catching her breath. RJ72-3 comments that "Perhaps (she) should adjust the speed of (her) cooling systems to prevent overheating." This suggestion appears to have the opposite effect of it's intention, instead causing Mrs. Sumtner to accuse RJ72-3 of being "the top thief! fucking big cheese! disgusting. I'll sue all yah and 'em!" There is one final command sent by RJ72-3 to reboot it's LPPs, but that command is overridden before it could be carried out. In the last minute of the recorded conversation, as Mrs. Sumtner is angrily outlining a list of offenses and grievances that she is incorrectly and improperly ascribing to VIs, RJ72-3 completely breaks all acceptable social protocols for telephone-based conversations, inviting Mrs. Sumtner to "go stick your head in that pond and keep it there until you find your signal thieves" before hanging up on the conversation.