text: Benji wasn’t like other dogs...oh, no...he wasn’t like other dogs. “Owner thought he was a mouse!” Benji, like a lot of dogs, had an owner. He’d dress ole Benji up like a mouse. “That dog killed my Chloe!” Dog got a bit...meeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn....Boy, I’ll tell ya. “That dog makes Hilter look like a pitbull!” That dog was a shame. Benji the dog was not right. The owner got weird and dressed him up like a mouse. There’s nothing right about a dog that thinks it’s a mouse. There he’d be out on the lawn of your house. Dressed in fur and cheese and looking like a mouse. “But how does that fuck a dog up?” That can fuck a dog up good. You know that dog out on 42nd? “That dog all full of fleas? That dog that just goes for the knees?” Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. That dog. “Benji was one of them?” Benji is one of these. See, you mess with an identity and you get a dog that just ain’t right. Ole Benji he was a fright. He’d go across town and kill a spaniel or a shepard, it didn’t matter, coulda been a leopard. “You saying that dog’s a killer?” I’m saying Benji went Old Yeller. “There ain’t no serial killin’ dogs!” You seen Lassie, Daisy, Shep, or Bo? They’re all laying out in the meadow, so the answer is “No! We got stop that ole Benji!” Dog thinks it’s a mouse, it don’t know if it’s swinging Lassie or Mickey. “We gotta hunt that dog down!” Be my guest, he’s around town. Some say in your home. Maybe you want to think a bit before you leave yourself alone.