text: Kelly slumps down into the recliner. Adrian, Dexter, and Kim watch her suspiciously. (Aleister) “So a descendent of Vandal Savage and some weird clown thing not at all Joker-like attacked your headquarters after coming through the rift, got everything?” (Kelly) “To the letter.” (Teagan) “Sajji, one of four warriors of legend that once protected their villages. Until they were corrupted by a man calling himself Savage. They were eventually beaten by a powerful mage that sealed the four warriors away in a time prison.” (Aleister) “This descendant studied the stories and eventually found a way to open said prison but time travel is unstable, unpredictable, hence we all ended up here...” (Kelly) “Seems to be the case.” (Dexter) “Remember being normal? Remember just getting up and getting ready for school and that was your biggest worry...not the fate of the entire space and time continuum!?” He storms out of the house into the backyard. Adrian stands and claps their hands. (Adrian) “Well now that we’re caught up let’s get to work. Lex, Kim you two with me and Chrys, me and Teagan didn’t want this to get ugly but it looks like we have no choice now so you two need to learn to fight. The brainiacs can work on a way to seal four dudes in a time prison and get us all home. Let’s go people, we’re losing daylight.” They hoist Kim onto their shoulders with ease and head toward the backyard. Chrys and Lex shrug and follow them. (Kelly) “They’re breaking down. Dexter too.” (Aleister) “We’re all scared Kelly. We were just normal teenagers and now we’ve been sucked into a fight we never could have seen coming.” (Kelly) “I don’t believe we qualify as normal teenagers Drake.” (Aleister) “Our last names aren’t normal, our heritage isn’t normal, we were...” Teagan sighs and begins to ascend the stairs. She sequesters herself in her room leaving Kelly and Aleister alone. (Aleister) ”...anyway debating about being normal or not isn’t going to get us anywhere. So where do we start?” (Kelly) “Finding out the identity of the other three warriors might be helpful...” (Aleister) “Helpful but impossible. It’s a centuries-old legend that has been passed down and retold through generations, cultures, and religions, who really knows which ones are accurate.” (Kelly) “Teagan said the one that I fought was named Sajji right? That’s where we start. Find the versions that name one of the warriors and go from there. It might not help us get home but at least we won’t be blindsided if...or when they come through.” (Bonus story): **Adrian and Teagans First Day in 2023** Not far from Gotham harbor, Adrian Wilson slowly comes to. Their head is a mess, their sight is blurry, and they can barely stand. The last thing they remember was being in Teagans room watching some old monster movie. (Adrian) "Tegan..." (Tegan) "Adrian..." Her voice doesn't seem that far off but Adrians sight is still a mess and standing up illicits instant dry heaving. Their hand is suddenly enveloped by the soft touch of Teagans hand. (Teag!) "I'm so glad you're ok..." (Adrian) "I'm glad you're ok too...