text: Yeah, got chopped in half. Why; what's up with him? *I heard he got robot legs now. I was wondering if you heard that too?* Nah I heard The General is keeping him in stasis and putting him into the cloning program. *Nah that was Brent.* Shit, was it really? That fucker owes me fifteen bucks. I'm wondering will all his clones pay up if I ask them? *Well he's only got two of them. And both are currently infants so probably not.* Ah crap. (Boom) Crap, they 'invading' now. Who's in charge today? *I think it's The General's girlfriend. What was her name again?* Oh, The Red something I dunno. I just know I don't like her. *Woah man just because...* It's not because she's a woman asshat. It's because she's kind of a bitch and incompetent. Look I ain't got no problems with women being in high position. Look at Yolanda, head of Sales. Woman is a beast at what she does. Red whatever her name is always puts us in the wrong place, groups us up way to tight, and then blames us when she fails so her 'Boyfriend' doesn't punish her. The last base she was in charge of got destroyed. The G-man himself cut our budget and 1/8 the staff. *Nah man I didn't hear that. I thought it was because our performance that year was bad.* Oh come on man. Our performance every year is bad. At the last general meeting she basically cussed out half the staff because we weren't doing our 'job'. *I can't go to those. It's Jeremey's ballet time.* Your son does ballet? *Yeah. My wife wants to be progressive and all that. We tried to sign him up for baseball and he was really good at it. But let's just say the parents of the league were just not happy with him.* Ah jeez Pat I'm sorry, I didn't know. *It's fine, don't worry about it. I might try to get him in Dr. Malcontent's team next season.* Mal's got a team? *Yeah, I think they're called the Mustang's or whatever. Honestly they're not that great but the Doctor is really good about not yelling negative things and he tries to make them learn from their mistakes.* Well that's good. I'm wondering if he'll still being doing it when Millie is old enough. *I don't know I was gonna talk with him this Thursday about it.* (Louder boom) *And they're drawing closer. Rick you ready to [wink] destroy the enemy* Yeah let's do this. Hail the General, hail VENOM. Hail the General, hail VENOM.