text: Incoming call 1 Aug 2023 0700 Agent 1: Good morning, what is your zombie concern? Caller: Has the zombie apocalypse started? Agent 1: No sir, we are all safe \[Disconnected\] Incoming call 2 Aug 2023 0701 Agent 1: Good morning, what is your zombie concern? Caller: Has the zombie apocalypse started? Agent 1: No sir, we are all safe \[Disconnected\] Incoming call 3 Aug 2023 0658 Agent 1: Good morning, what is your zombie concern? Caller: Has the zombie apocalypse started? Agent 1: No sir, we are all safe \[Disconnected\] Incoming call 4 Aug 2023 0708 Agent 1: Good morning, what is your zombie concern? Caller: Has the zombie apocalypse started? Agent 1: Sir, have you called every morning for the last few days? \[3 seconds of silence\] Caller: Has the zombie apocalypse started? Agent 1: I’m just curious because I set this up as a joke and you are only my 4th caller, they all said the same thing and sounded like you. \[6 seconds of silence\] Agent 1: Caller? Are you still there? Caller: Yes those were all me, and are you telling me that this service is not a proper zombie survival call centre, its all a joke? Agent 1: Yes sir, I’m just a student who though they might get a few jokers call to see what the service was and make a few pennies and have a laugh. Caller: OH! Umm.... It might be worth getting a few employees quickly. Agent 1: Why? Caller: No, No reason. Just a hunch that you might see a pick up on callers. Agent 1: Why? Caller: So the fact that i’m the only one to have called you means that, as far as you know the apocalypse hasn’t started. Agent 1: As far as I know there has never been any reports of any apocalypse but I’m now a little concerned that it may have started but reports haven’t gotten to me yet and that you know something about it. Caller: Ok, thank you. \[Disconnected\] Agent 1: What the hell was that about? Incoming Call 9 Aug 2023 2324 Agent 3: Good evening, you are speaking to Jane. What is your zombie concern? Caller: Hi, could I speak to your... boss... manager... the person in charge of this line? Agent 3: Could I ask what it is concerning? Caller: Tell them that its caller number 1 wanting to talk to them. Agent 3: ok... OH! Give me a second. Slack message \[Jane 09/08/23 11:25pm\] Caller 1 wants to talk to you. \[Alex 09/08/23 11:25pm\] Can you remember how to transfer callers? Transfer them \[Jane 09/08/23 11:25pm\] yes Agent 3: now transferring you. Agent 1: Good evening, have you started it yet? Caller: OH GOD! You know? Agent 1: Know what? Caller: OH GOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! Agent 1: Are you for real? Zombies are real? Caller: Yes Agent 3: \[gasp\] \[inaudible\] Caller: and you need to prepare for a LOT of calls. Agent 1: SHIT! \[ 2 seconds of scilence\] Agent 1: I have been preparing, I have a few friends who can also take calls and even been publicising the number around the net, I’ve even been getting a few pranksters call up. Caller: Pranksters? Please tell me none were from {location retracted} Agent 1: Give me a second, I’ll check Caller: And I think you need more than just a few friends. \[12 seconds of silence with some slight thudding noises\] Agent 1: no, none. Caller: Good. \[3 seconds of scilence\] Agent 1: Hang on a second, how do I know your not also a prankster?Caller: umm... just look \[loud banging and muffled shouts from callers line\] Caller: Shit. Look up my phone number and get many people answering your phones from all around the world, your service WILL be needed and don’t look me, I will be dead, dead dead, not zombie dead and don’t \[Crash then 2 loud bangs with caller disconnecting immediately after second one\] Agent 1: Jane, you're still there arnt you? Agent 3: yes... did we just hear what I think we heard? Agent 1: I hope this is one very elaborate joke because if it isn’t then yes we did. \[20 seconds of silence\] Agent 3: are you going to look up their number. Agent 1: I suppose so, im a bit concerned what I will find. It could be something confirming zombies exist or it could be a rickroll and I’m not sure which one I would prefer. \[42 seconds of silence\] Agent 3: the fact I can’t hear Rick Ashley, things are bad. Agent 1: Yep, can you wake Mark up, I will see if Bob is home, staff meeting in my kitchen in 10 mins.