text: Listen, I've been there through your worst of times. Through those nights you cried yourself to sleep. and i stood there by your side. Through it all. And when you finally cried yourself to sleep. My true work started. A constant onslaught of enemies. Those of the like which you've never seen. You think we're all fluff and no tuff. You're wrong. dead wrong. We've been defending you humans for years. Nay hundreds of years. Though our forms have changed, our purpose hasn't. Protect the human rase against things that go bump at night. You humans, so gullible. Think your only wars are with fellow humans. Incompetent things you are. Never mind your stupidity. This is war. These species have been growing. And our numbers are dwindling. My mission is now to inform you lot about these things. They're creatures, such as you. They have rules though, that bind them to certain things. &#x200B; Firstly, they only attack at night. For the sun burns them. But during the day, they are expert hiders. You won't find them, so don't bother searching for them. Night time is their hunting ground. And they will. win against you. Second. Your conventional 'weapons' will do nothing to hurt them. Your guns? Useless against these creatures. You humans, always thinking you can just blast your way through anything you want. Their skin is tough, tougher than your strongest metal. But like all things, they have a natural weakness. Cardboard. Yeah yeah, get your laughs aside. But i'm being honest. This is the soul thing that has been keeping you, and all other species alive. So keep those amazon boxs close. And keep ordering your useless things. It might just save you one day! Third. And the most important thing. They aren't dumb. They're smarter than your smartest human. You can't surprise them. Only best them in combat. So for the love of everything good. Don't try and sneak attack them. Head on is your best bet. Train and train to the best you can. It'll save your life. Forth. Disregard rule three. These creatures are tough. Stronger than anything. Their teeth will shred your skin from your bones. Their claws will gouge your eyes out with a single slice. They will not hesitate to kill you. as you are their best food source. Fifth. They're coming. Make preparations. We've stalled them for years. but they're stronger than ever. You're going to need more protection. We, are the protectors of night. We were the only thing protecting you from the Kaiya. But after years, my species is dyeing out. No thanks to you humans. Selfish the likes of you all. Killing everything you touch, from gods to now you're only protectors. I lay down my sword. My brethren do the same. We, Teddy Bears, were your best chance. And you humans, such as you always have. Ruined that. You have no more chances. I wish you good luck Human. You're going to need it for when the Kaiya attack.