text: Jason, Monica, his sister Kayla, and her boyfriend Jake were traveling down a desolate road in West Texas. "There's no way they'd create an Office show attraction out here in the middle of nowhere," Jason said. "See, The Office Experience, 50169 Route 118, Texas," Kayla said, pointing to her phone. "I don't care how great the show was; eight hours from Austin is too far for anything," Jake said. Jason got out his phone and searched for it. "We looked it up already," Kayla said. "I just want to make sure. Okay, here's Yelp; it has 15 reviews, all 5 stars, and three comments; it was fun with a period; it's a good place for family, and I be back soon, again with a period," Jason said. "It sounds like it was written by a foreigner," Jake said. "I don't think this place exists," Jason said. "You're wrong," Kayla said. Suddenly, a building appears out of the miles of flat terrain. Kayla lets out a sigh of relief. "There it is! This is going to be so fun." As they pull into the small parking lot, the building looks like the building from The Office television show. A banner is hung a quarter peeled off the building that reads, "The Office Experience," with pictures of Steve Carell, John Krasinski, and Rainn Wilson. They went inside and found a self-service kiosk that accepted all payment methods. They purchased four tickets, and an elevator door opened, transporting them to the attraction. It was a replica of the Scranton Branch from the show. "Wow, it looks exactly like I thought," Kayla said as she sat in the reception chair and twirled around. Monica entered Michael Scott's office as Luke and Jason sat in the sales chairs normally occupied by Jim and Dwight. She exited with the famous "World's Best Boss" mug. "I must say, they got every detail right!" Monica said. Dressed as Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson burst into the office and approached Luke. Everyone is shocked. "You're in my seat," Rainn said. Luke moves, surprised that it is the real actor. "Oh my God..." Kayla was about to say something else when Jim and Pam entered the office, and she fell into shock. Jim sat down after Jason moved out of the way. "Can I help you?" Pam said to Kayla, who was sitting in her seat. Kayla couldn't speak and sprang out of her seat. Jason approached Jim. "Hi, John. I really liked you in A Quiet Place. Can I have an autograph?" "I'm sorry, chief, but I think you got the wrong guy," Jim said. "Oh, sorry, you just look like the actor from the show." "No, the name is Dwight Schrute," Jim said, putting on convenience store glasses and imitating Dwight. "What are you doing, Jim?" Dwight asked. "Bears, beats, Battlestar Galactica," Jim said. Jason stepped back and whispered to Monica. "Is that really them?" Jason asked. "They're in character. Do you know how much they'd have to pay to get the real actors? Millions!" Monica said. The remainder of the cast then entered the office. Oscar, Angela, and Kevin were the first to enter. Ryan and Kelly then entered bickering and proceeded to the annex. Andy, Meredith, Creed, Phyllis, and Stanley walked in and to their respective desks. Andy stated as he passed Kayla, "Good day, lady." Finally, Michael Scott entered the room and addressed the staff. "I have some important information to share with you all," he stated seriously. "As you are all aware, there have recently been several attacks in Scranton, and the police have been unable to catch the culprit, who has come to be known as the Scranton Strangler." As Michael continued, everyone fell silent. "I have reason to suspect that the Scranton Strangler works here." The meeting was filled with gasps and murmurs as everyone glanced at each other in shock and suspicion. "This is too much for me, Michael," Angela said. "That's what she said, but seriously, I know this is difficult to hear," Michael replied, "but we have to face the facts. And to capture this person, we must take matters into our own hands," Michael said. "What do you want us to do, Michael? Right now, I have a medieval torture device in my car," Dwight said. "That isn't going to be necessary, Dwight. I designed a series of tests based on material from the Scranton Strangler case file, which may or may not have come into my possession when I hit a police officer with my car," Michael said. "You hit someone else with your car?" Meredith asked. "It's not like that; he was barely bleeding from the head when the ambulance took him away," Michael said. Jim stares at Kayla, and she smiles because it is the same stare he does in the show. "The first test is in the warehouse, so let's get started! Anyone who does not comply will be forced to spend the afternoon with Toby," Michael added as he led the way to the warehouse. Kayla, Jason, Monica, and Jake accompanied him to the warehouse; they thought the immersive attraction was great. Michael hops onto the forklift and addresses the employees in the warehouse. "For the first test, you will each use the forklift to..." Darryl cut Michael off in the middle of his sentence. "No one is using the forklift," Darryl remarked. "How can we catch a serial killer if we can't operate the forklift?" said Michael. "I don't care; no one is using the forklift," Darryl said as Michael climbed down. "All right, everyone will stack these boxes by hand in a specific arrangement. I'll take note of your methods and compare them to that of the Scranton Strangler, who stacked boxes to hide a body three months ago," Michael replied. Everyone in the office started stacking boxes, including Kayla, Monica, Jason, and Jake. Michael is taking notes. They made their way to the conference room once everyone had finished stacking. "The first test results were inconclusive," Michael explained. "I want you all to complete a series of questions in this next test, and I don't mean crossword puzzle questions, Stanley," Michael remarked. "You're an idiot," Stanley said as he resumed his crossword puzzle. "As Assistant Regional Manager, I demand to know who the murderer is immediately!" Dwight insisted. "Assistant TO," Jim declared. "Right, Assistant to the Regional Manager. I still want to know right now!" Dwight stated. "Everything will be alright. In Threat Level Midnight, Michael Scarn prevents Goldenface from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game by determining that the bomb is in the puck. Today, I'll figure out who the murderer is by analyzing your responses to basic questions and comparing them to the Scranton Strangler's phycological make-up," Michael said. Michael's short quiz is taken by the entire staff and visitors. Michael threw the answers on the ground after analyzing them. "There is still no killer!" said Michael. "What happens now, Michael?" Pam asked. "The last test will be at an office party, which will be held in one hour. The killer will be revealed at the party," Michael said. "You want us to plan a party in one hour?" Anglea asked. "I have everything you need," Michael said. The party planning committee (Angela, Pam, and Phyllis) decorated and put out food provided by Michael. Kayla, Monica, Jason, and Jake explored the office for the next hour; they spent time in the breakroom, reenacted their favorite scenes, and took a ton of pictures. There was no cell service in the building, but they would post them later. The entire staff attends the party. "I have provided an assortment of food; please eat the refreshments," Michael insisted. Kayla, Jason, Monica, and Jake also ate the food. After a few minutes, everyone collapsed to the ground, and it revealed that all the characters were bug-like creatures who were digitally altered to look like The Office characters. "What's going on? Are they okay?" Kayla asked. Michael takes a seat in front of the four guests. "No, they're no longer alive," said Michael. "Who or what are you?" Jason asked. "As aliens, we discovered that people will go to incredible lengths to be entertained. Being out in the middle of nowhere helps us to kill humans without being discovered," Michael explained. "Are you going to kill us?" Kayla asked. "Yes, but first, if you're so inclined, we'd like five stars and a favorable review," Michael explained. "This was fun." Jason typed on an office computer, making sure to put a period.