text: So let me get this straight." God said to one of the archangels who's nation he was watching over was damaged by a sudden wave of natural disasters that was randomly sparked off. "Kali: The goddess of destruction got into a fight with Ares: The God of War and somehow their quarrel had spilt out from our realm onto the earthly plane, creating a small famine, multiple earthquakes, and more supernatural activity in India, Greece, Hong Kong, Australia, and most of all what I hate the most, people claiming its the end times for the one thousandth time?!" "Yes my Lord." The angel answered. "I'm guessing they wanted to fight out of boredom. You know how Ares is, always trying to provoke a problem with either humanity or the other gods." "Okay okay, I'll call Azrael and Death to go collect the souls, you get Michael to go on a patrol with the Heavenly Host on the ends of the earth to stop the demonic presence." God demanded out of frustration. Death was attending to his pale horse in Hades while some of his workers were guiding the souls who've exited the earthly plane crossover to the next life whether it was Purgatory, Heaven or Hell. God appeared before Death who had manifested himself into his anthropotheistic form. A bearded man standing at a solid 6 foot 6 inches. Death was unmoved. "There's been a problem." God said. "Im guessing some damn mortal had found a way to become immortal again?" He replied. "No but you're not gonna like this." Death had put away his grooming brush and looked at God face to face arms crossed. "Ares had got into a fight with Kali and it's gotten to the point where they've caused some destruction onto some of the nations on Earth. Reasons, I'm guessing is Ares had angered her." Death let out a heavy sigh. "Great, a fight between the gods and humanity receives the wrong end of the stick. We need another meeting." Back on Earth a Hindu leader and Hellenistic Pagan got together to discuss the random natural distasters and paranormal occurrences in a meeting at the UN Headquarters. They both could agree that this isn't how Earth normally functions. The Pope had received a lot of attention from his followers who demanded answers yet he was silent. He knew what was going on but hasn't said anything due to the fear of world leaders politicizing these events for their own gains or playing the blame game on each other. The one thing the Pope agreed to do was to go onto an expedition with the Hindu and Pagan in secret. The fallen warriors in Valhalla were training with each other along with a few giants who were laughing together and sharing meals and drinking on one of Asgard's finest wine which was soon interrupted by a sudden sound of horns which signaled an emergency. "Don't tell me a goddamn demon had slipped through here again. This is the 85th time!" An Army Sergeant exclaimed. He was an infantry officer in the 96th Infantry Division who died in WW2 while protecting his fellow soldiers from 241 Japanese Imperials during the Battle of Okinawa. He manned the M1919 Browning and took down at least 70 soldiers in the span of 20 minutes before dying from a grenade. In the skies of Valhalla, Kali and Ares had entered the Norse plane holding and punching each other angrily until they crashed into the ground. "Hold your fire!" The Sergeant exclaimed. "Damn it." Kali cried as she fixed her broken nose with one of her arms while the others were holding blades. "We've already caused some trouble on Earth, why do we have to destroy Valhalla because of your stubborn ass?!" Ares gave a nasty grin before swinging one of his swords near Kali's neck. Before the sword came into contact a hammer had flown into both of the torsos of Ares and Kali striking them with a forceful electric blast. The hammer was summoned back into the hand by the one and only: Thor. "Enough both of you." Thor said out of frustration. He jumped down the hill landing on both of his feet and approached the damaged gods. "You guys have caused enough destruction in each plane. And now the humans on earth has to recover because of you two. Shame on you both. In the next meeting you need to take a few lessons or two from a few of the Buddhas. You could learn a few things, especially controlling your anger!" Thor said angrily as he looked directly into Kali's eyes. The heavenly host had got finished banishing the last few powerful demons back to the depths of Hell, Azrael along with Death were exhausted from collecting the souls of the people who were lost from the destruction, and the gods along with God and Jesus had got finished fixing some parts of the Earth in the span of 8 months. The world had returned to "normal" after those events.