text: [Something I was writing goes here] *This is why you type outside Reddit.* *This is why YOU type outside Reddit.* *Stop forcing yourself to write. Go play a game.* *I can't fucking stop writing! This is terrible, but I have to do it. I won't want to do it later.* *You don't want to do it NOW.* *Write me a novel about it.* *Isn't that what YOU'RE trying to do?* *Hush.* *What's the matter?* *There isn't anything to write about!* *Oh, of course there is.* *Shut the hell up. No, there isn't. Maybe It's another disorder of mine. I could use another for the shelf.* *Just because you have OCD and talk-* *More like think, really.* *-to yourself doesn't mean you're crazy.* *That wasn't what I said. And for the record, being able to see something that isn't - might not - be there qualifies me.* *It's probably just a symptom.* *Of what, puberty?* *Yes.* *Doubt it. I could always see it, you should know that, seeing as how we're the same fucking person.* *Does that count? We're just you thinking, as far as I can tell.* *What he said. And you know you couldn't always see it. There was a time...* *I don't remember that far back, okay?* *What DO you remember?* *When you didn't exist.* *I think we always have...right...?* *(Murmuring)* *What are you ACTUALLY thinking when you're typing this thing, by the way?* *What I'm typing, come to think of it.* *So...is this something we would actually think.* *See for yourself.* *.....Yeah, that's pretty accurate.* *What were you saying about writing?* *You know damn well what! There isn't anything I can write. I wrote a two page apocalypse novel, once.* *It was 3/4s of a page. In 78 point font.* *Yeah, that.* *What was it called?* *Never came up with a name.* *Mr. "I can't be cheesy or stereotypical in any way whatsoever" over here is bland and unimaginative, then?* *That's very, very accurate.* *I just thought of something.* *What? That this is surprisingly easy to write and flows pretty well?* *Well, it flows pretty well for US. For them, though, they, uh...* *Yeah.* *Look, no, I meant that...fuck. I forgot.* *That's because you were revising that bit up there and you have horrible memory.* *Both valid points.* *Are we allowed to revise and edit what would in any other situation be our normal thoughts? Can we do that?* *The better question is whether these WOULD be our normal thoughts.* *I'm pretty damn confident they would be.* *That's your opinion, then.* *Everything's an opinion.* *Including that.* *Think people'll agree with us on that? We might get some death threats.* *Quiet. I'm writing.* *HOW LONG DOES THIS DAMN THING NEED TO BE?!* *I could type like this forever, you know that.* *I know a lot of things.* *You make a lot of valid points, there.* *And you say "there" after things a lot.* *You also make a valid point.* *Are we all the same person.* *I can't tell. You?* *You got me.* *No clue.* *How many of us are there?* *Don't answer that. Are we just asking those questions so whoever is reading this won't be confused?* *They're reading, I hope, a post about someone's train of thought. It's most likely already confusing.* *Maybe they can figure it out. Reddit isn't the Youtube comments section or Yahoo Answers. People are intelligent here.* *Here?* *We're on the site, aren't we?* *Anon1: I would say so.* *Anon2: Stop pretending this is 4chan.* *Anon1: It isn't? Sure looks like it.* *Just because....good, no Anon thingy. Just because it's a long string of text with each individual thought having it's own line doesn't mean it's 4chan.* *Anon4: Besides, you barely know what 4chan IS.* *Anon5: Dammit, they're back.* *Anon6: Yes, but I did look it up on Wikipedia during Journalism earlier today.* *Anon7: We know, we were there. Oh, hold on.* *Anon7: > ...because it's a long string of text with each individual thought having it's own line confirms my belief that it's 4chan. FIFY* *Anon1: Damn you.* *Anon8: I'm hungry.* *Anon7: Right on time! Pizza Guy is here!* *Anon6: Does that have to be capitalized?* *Anon4: Yes. 7, what kind is it?* *Anon7: Pepperoni.* *Anon2: Don't they have anything else?* *Anon4: Nah. It's not a chain restaurant.* *Anon6: Follow me, 4channers! Let's eat!* *Anon2: Please don't call us that.* - If you can understand this, consider it funny, or read it at all you must have the patience of a saint. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm hungry.