text: America’s only slapstick comedy themed restaurant. My name’s Buster and I’ll be your server today. Oh don’t mind him, he’s not hurt, it’s all part of the experience. Bet he wishes they hadn’t ordered the soup of the day though ha-ha! What do you say we start you off with some waters? I’ll grab some menus too. I’ll just be righ- WHO PUT THAT BANANA PEEL THERE? Ha-ha, just kidding. I knew it was there. In fact I’m in charge of laying down all the peels before we open. No, no please don’t help me up. It’s all part of the experience. Just think about my physical therapist and lack of health insurance come tip time. Ha-ha, ok, enough lounging, how about those waters and menus? Oh and of course a basket of slapsticks. Which is what we call breadsticks. So just give me a mi- Oop! Ok I’m back! Sorry for the wait. Didn’t notice Curly was mopping the floor right behind me. Would it have killed him to put out a “Wet floor” sign? Jeez! Oh, the window? Don’t worry that’s stunt glass. We have some very good relationships with a few window guys in the area. You have to in the restaurant business. The fire hydrant? No that wasn’t a stunt fire hydrant. That was a real Brinks truck too. Remember that come tip time. Ha-ha! Anyway, those waters, menus, and slapsticks. Again sorry for the delay, you guys must be starving. I’ll comp some apps for the table. Don’t even worry about it. Is that my tooth? Thank you I’ll take that. I’ll bring some napkins too. Well if you insist, maybe I will sit down for a second. That wasn’t me by the way, this chair has a whoopee cushion sown in. Look, I’ll do it again. Well ok it’s deflated now, but you get the idea. Alright, I’m up! Waters, menus, slapsticks, comped apps, napkins, some gauze and a splint, coming right up! I’ll just- Wooooahhhh momma! Abbott, buddy. When you’re bringing out that flaming Baked Alaska can you look where you’re going? And pick your pants up! Speaking of, how the heck did you get a lobster down your pants? Just get that dessert to table seven while it’s still hot will ya! I’ll get “pinchy” here back to his tank. Sorry I didn’t catch that. My sleeve? My arms on fire? So it is! Those waters would come in handy right about now ha-ha! Excuse me a second. Flames really picked up for a while there. You can thank management for these polymer-blend uniforms, always good for a couple hijinks. Oh did I seem scared? Had you going there for a second huh? Just another day down in the salt mines, ha-ha. And in case you’re still wondering we do all our own stunts. Remember that come tip time, ha-ha! Burnt hair, yeah, hate that smell. While I was looking for the fire extinguisher I checked in on the kitchen. Apparently the chef ran into a full-length mirror again. It might be a few minutes till he’s up and moving. But worth the wait! And besides it’s all part of the experience. Listen to me blab, getting sidetracked again. Let me get you those waters, menus and apps. You guys can dine on “pinchy” while you wait. He got pretty singed while I tried to put the flames out. No please, I’m fine. Your concern is appreciated but this is all just part of the experience. Is that my blood? My most sincere apologies. Ok I’m just gonna- AHHH! Hey Harold. Had to throw that key-lime pie in my face didn’t you? Very funny. Had to be me, huh? Oh yes, I’m sure you were just in a hurry and tripped.