text: Something considered to be **08/15** is totally normal and nothing of particular importance. If you have **clattered off** a town, you have explored its entirety to the last corner. If you can **make-up something off yourself**, you are definitely not going to do it. You're very surprised, which leads you to believe that **the ape is delousing you** and **your pig whistles**. Thinking you can punish Serbia for the Srebrenica massacre the same way Germany was punished for the Holocaust means **comparing apples to pears**. You have an absolute disadvantage that will have you lose this argument no matter what you say? Well, you've **pulled the asscard**. An **asscrawler**, also referred to as **spitlicker**, does tiny favours for a superior, such as saying what they want to hear, usually to avoid or lighten punishment. Again, you've gotten into trouble and I get to bear the consequences. It's always the same: you do something and I have to **bathe it out**. If you do destructive things all the time, you **behave like the axe inside the forest.** What? I have no idea what you just said. I only understood **train station**. I can see in your eyes that you're lying. Tell me what you want, but I know you're **binding a bear on me**. He told me something magnificent and unbelievable had happened, but - **the labouring mountain gives birth to a mouse** - it's only a small new update for a PC game. If unfortunate events have led to a terrible situation you're in now, **you have the salad now**. Look, you're in a really shitty situation with all the problems you have to face, but I can **build you a golden bridge** to get you out of this mess. You know what? Kiss my ass, **slide down my humpback** and **take a shit on the wall**. Your concerns **pass my ass** right now, I don't give a shit about them! I think this guy is cooperating with you. I don't have proof yet, but I'm pretty sure he's **beneath one cover with you**. Oh great, you've ruined it. Everything was fine, then you came, and now everything is **in the bucket**. To help you remember the conversion better, I might show you a **donkey bridge**: "five tomatoes" sounds like "five two eight O" and a mile has 5280 feet. Things were turning against democracy, and Hitler seized the opportunity, **turning his little fan after the wind**, and established a dictatorship. I have to run away. It was a difficult decision to make, but I have finally decided to **give heel money**. There are many ways to embarass yourself, and if you've done it, you've stepped in a **little bowl of fat**. If a German calls you a **bottle**, a **rag** or a *bag*, they mean you're an idiot. If you get **cold feet** about something, you're sure it's doomed to be a total failure. My **patience thread** is about to break. If you do such a thing again, this won't go unpunished. If someone is overly sensitive, you should talk to them with a lot of caution and empathy, or in other words, **touch them with velvet gloves**. Oh, all those terms for death... - scratching off - passing the spoon - biting the grass - smearing off - crossing the Jordan - hearing the little angels sing - being off the window - looking at the radish from below - being called home - blessing the temporal things If something a person said isn't acceptable according to your customs, it's **below the belt line**. A **joy girl** is a hooker. This theory and its arguments are pretty far fetched, or as Germans call it: **pulled along by the hair**. It **has neither hand nor foot**. **"Broken neck and legs!"** means "Break a leg!", which is a wish for luck upon someone. You've insulted me, and now you'll feel my revenge. I'll **show you what a rake is** and **where the hammer hangs**. If a lot of cold wind rushes through your room, it **pulls like pike soup**. The sentence "What the fuck?" has various translations: - What the devil? - What the hangman? - What the cuckoo? - What the vulture? **Seventh Heaven** is just Cloud Nine. If you have **a little chicken to pluck** with someone, you two have a score to settle. You can't sit still for a second! Do you have **bumblebees in your butt**? This is too much for me, I can't take it anymore, this **goes over my hat string**. If two options yield exactly the same result, they are **jacket like pants**. **Sailor's yarn** and **hunter's Latin** are blatant lies. You have run 100m in 8 seconds? Yeah, **and I'm the emperor of China**. This type of behaviour is outrageous! You've been behaving **beneath every cannon** lately! Another round of beer, this time on my **cap**. Yes, I'm paying this one. If something is **for the cat**, it's hopeless, useless and/or pointless. If you are willing to take a risk, you take what may happen **into purchase**.