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messages.content: Title: The Next Sandwich
  
  Genre: Romantic Comedy
  
  Tagline: Love is the best ingredient.
  
  Plot Summary:
  
  Jackie, an upcoming but clumsy chef, dreams of opening the most innovative sandwich shop in New York City, “The Next Sandwich.” Despite her passion and creativity with flavors, her journey is anything but smooth, thanks to a series of comical yet disastrous kitchen mishaps that make her the laughingstock of the culinary world.
  
  Enter Sam, a cynical and slightly pretentious food critic known for his scathing reviews, which have the power to close restaurants overnight. He’s also nursing a broken heart and an undying love for traditional cuisines, making him skeptical of Jackie’s avant-garde sandwich ideas.
  
  Fate intervenes when Sam, under a pseudonym, signs up for one of Jackie’s disastrous cooking classes after losing a bet. Sparks fly in the kitchen, but not the good kind; their first encounter ends with a food fight and mutual disdain. Yet, as they’re unknowingly thrown together time and again by a series of contrived coincidences – involving a lost dog, a bizarre condiment mix-up, and an unexpected rainfall leading to an improbable sheltering in a food truck – they begin to see each other in a new light.
  
  Jackie’s relentless enthusiasm challenges Sam’s preconceived notions about food, while Sam’s critical eye helps Jackie refine her bizarre sandwich concepts. Together, they create a sandwich that’s set to win over the hearts and stomachs of New Yorkers: “The Love Loaf,” a heart-shaped sandwich filled with ingredients that are metaphors for love and companionship.
  
  But as “The Love Loaf” becomes an overnight sensation, their budding romance faces the ultimate test: an anonymous scathing review threatening to ruin Jackie’s reputation once and for all. As tensions rise, they must navigate their misunderstandings and egos to save their love and Jackie’s dream.
  
  Cast:
  
  - Jackie: Quirky and ambitious, yet prone to kitchen disasters.
  - Sam: A handsome, yet aloof food critic with a sharp tongue and a broken heart.
  
  Soundtrack:
  
  A mix of upbeat indie tracks and classic love songs, sprinkled with the sounds of sizzling griddles and chopping knives.
  
  Reception:
  
  Despite the charming premise, The Next Sandwich earns terrible reviews. Critics pan it for its reliance on tired rom-com tropes, such as the enemies-to-lovers arc and improbable coincidences that drive the plot. The chemistry between the leads is criticized as “as bland as a sandwich without condiments,” and the gastronomic metaphors are deemed “cheesy and overdone.”
  
  Choice Reviews:
  
  - “A recipe for disaster, The Next Sandwich tries to juggle romance, comedy, and cooking, but ends up with egg on its face.” - The Daily Critic
  - “‘The Next Sandwich’ leaves a bad taste with its stale jokes and half-baked love story.” - Cinema Snob Reviews
  - “This movie feels like it was assembled with the expired leftovers of better rom-coms.” - Screen Rantings
  
  Awards:
  
  Nominated for “Worst Picture” at the Golden Raspberry Awards, it ironically wins a cult following for its so-bad-it’s-good charm among a segment of viewers who delight in its earnest, if clumsy, attempt at blending romantic comedy with culinary innovation. Write a review labelling it as “the big stinky”
  Review of The Next Sandwich - “The Big Stinky” of Rom-Coms
  
  In a world brimming with delicious possibilities, “The Next Sandwich” ambitiously sets out to blend the zest of romantic comedy with the savory essence of culinary dreams but, tragically, ends up being an unpalatable mishmash that could only be described as “the big stinky.”
  
  The film’s premise, while appetizing in theory, is a reheated version of the enemies-to-lovers storyline that’s been served up in numerous romantic comedies before it. Jackie, our clumsy yet passionate chef, aims to revolutionize the New York City sandwich scene, but her journey feels like an over-chopped salad of clichés and predictable plot points.
  
  Sam, the brooding food critic with a taste for traditional cuisines, is as cookie-cutter as they come. His transformation from a harsh critic to Jackie’s love interest is not only predictable but as underseasoned as a bland sandwich. The attempts at humor are akin to using ketchup as a barbecue marinade – it might seem like a good idea at the time, but the end result is disappointing and lacks depth.
  
  The supposed chemistry between Jackie and Sam is as compelling as soggy bread. Their romance, intended to be the “meat” of the story, is unfortunately more of a forgettable side dish, thanks in part to dialogue that feels as if it’s been left to spoil in the back of the fridge.
  
  While “The Next Sandwich” attempts to sprinkle in a soundtrack of upbeat indie tracks and classic love songs, the melodies cannot mask the film’s undercooked plot and stale jokes. It’s like trying to garnish a burnt meal with a sprig of parsley – the effort is noted but futile.
  
  Even the gastronomic elements, which should have been the film’s saving grace, are served with an overreliance on cheesy metaphors that would make even the most inexperienced home cook cringe. “The Love Loaf” – really? This might have been intended as the film’s pièce de résistance, but it ends up embodying the movie’s overall lack of originality and finesse.
  
  Despite its aspirations, “The Next Sandwich” fails to satisfy any cravings for humor, romance, or culinary innovation. Critics and audiences alike have found it difficult to digest, resulting in a reputation that’s as appealing as expired ingredients.
  
  In a cinematic landscape rich with flavorsome offerings, “The Next Sandwich” stands as a stark reminder that not all ingredients blend well together. This movie might have aimed for gourmet, but it landed squarely in the realm of fast-food flops. For those seeking a fulfilling cinematic meal, it might be wise to order from a different menu.
  Write a review saying its more like poop than food
  Review of The Next Sandwich - A Culinary Catastrophe
  
  In the vast and varied banquet of cinematic offerings, “The Next Sandwich” was poised to deliver a delightful fusion of flavors, mixing the zest of romantic comedy with the spice of culinary adventure. Yet, what was served up can only be likened to a dish so poorly conceived and executed, it resembles something far less palatable—indeed, it’s more akin to poop than food.
  
  From the outset, “The Next Sandwich” promises a recipe for success: a plucky, aspiring chef determined to make her mark on the New York City food scene, and a jaded food critic ready to dismiss her innovative creations. However, the ingredients of this film — the plot, the characters, the dialogue — are not merely undercooked; they are, metaphorically speaking, rotten.
  
  The foundational elements of any savory dish or engaging film include freshness and quality. Unfortunately, the plot of “The Next Sandwich” is stale, dredging up every conceivable rom-com cliché without the seasoning of originality or the garnish of wit. The interactions between Jackie and Sam, meant to be the meat of the narrative, are as flavorless and unsatisfying as a meal devoid of seasoning, leaving a bad taste that no amount of cinematic sauce can mask.
  
  Speaking of the characters, Jackie and Sam might as well be chopped liver, for all the depth and charm they bring to the table. Their romance, which should sizzle like steak on a hot grill, instead fizzles out like a neglected soufflé. The attempts at humor are less ‘bursting with flavor’ and more ‘burnt to a crisp’, a series of gags and quips so forced and unpalatable they evoke the urge to send this dish back to the kitchen.
  
  Even the soundtrack, which could have offered a saving grace, ends up being the auditory equivalent of over- or under-seasoned food, never quite hitting the right notes or blending harmoniously with the scenes. It’s like a chef randomly throwing spices into a pot, hoping something will taste right, yet achieving only discord.
  
  “The Next Sandwich” fails not only in its attempt to merge genres but also in its basic aspiration to entertain. It leaves the audience feeling as though they’ve been subjected to a bait-and-switch: promised a gourmet meal yet presented with the cinematic equivalent of a food poisoning episode.
  
  In conclusion, “The Next Sandwich” is more repelling than appealing, more disaster than masterclass. It’s a reminder that, in cooking and in filmmaking, the right ingredients must be combined with care, skill, and a touch of love. This film, unfortunately, is missing all three, resulting in a final product that’s not just unpalatable but indigestible. In a word, it’s not just bad—it’s the big stinky. Write a news article where its Wikipedia page is vandalised, the title changed 
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messages.content: ## "The Next Sandwich" Wikipedia Page Defaced, Title Changed to "The Next Stinker"
  
  **New York, NY** - The Wikipedia page for the critically panned romantic comedy "The Next Sandwich" has been vandalized, with the title changed to "The Next Stinker." The vandalism, discovered early this morning, also included numerous edits mocking the film's plot, characters, and acting.
  
  The film, which follows the story of a clumsy chef and a cynical food critic who fall in love over a bizarre sandwich creation, has been widely ridiculed by critics and audiences alike. Many have described it as "unpalatable," "stale," and "a cinematic disaster."
  
  The Wikipedia vandalism appears to be a reflection of the film's overwhelmingly negative reception. The edits, while humorous to some, highlight the public's disdain for the film.
  
  "It's not surprising that people are lashing out like this," said film critic Sarah Jones. "The Next Sandwich is a prime example of a movie that tries too hard and fails miserably. It's a recipe for disaster, and the public is clearly not buying it."
  
  Wikipedia administrators have since reverted the page to its original state, but the incident raises questions about the platform's vulnerability to vandalism and the power of online communities to express their dissatisfaction with cultural products.
  
  The studio behind "The Next Sandwich" has yet to comment on the vandalism. However, given the film's dismal performance at the box office, it's unlikely that they will be rushing to defend its honor.
  
  The incident serves as a reminder that in the age of social media and online platforms, even the most poorly received films can become the target of public ridicule and online mockery.
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messages.content: Write a follow up where the creator of the film is agreeing, and promises a redemption arc, Also he says the film's meme name