messages.role: user
messages.content: write a story where a man is abducted and taken to a fantasy world to be turned into a permanent football player, and so he is forced to undergo surgery to have all of his hair, vocal chords, and reproductive organs permanently removed. then he has a full complete suit of thick heavy football gear grafted to his body forever, and then a jersey and pants are permanently grafted to his body over the gear so that together no skin is exposed. describe each piece of the suit and jersey in immense detail and each step of the grafting process. afterwards, the new player assimilates with the other players. 