I was married to a Scot for 14 years, so I said, "" Cunt means many different things in different countries — (Laughter) but I'm pretty sure you epitomize the global standard of a dick. "" (Laughter) (Applause) I've tried to rise above it, I've tried to get in the trenches, but mostly I would scroll through these social media platforms with one eye partially closed, trying not to see it, but you can't make a cucumber out of a pickle.