And one doctor said to the others, "" Did you see my article in the New England Journal of Medicine? "" And the other said, "" No. That's great. Congratulations! "" The next one got kind of a wry smile on his face and said, "" Well while you were, you know, doing your research, "" — notice the condescending tone — "" While you were off doing your research, I was off doing more surgeries than anyone else in the department of surgery at this institution. "" And the third one got the same wry smile and said, "" Well, while you were off doing your research, and you were off doing your monkey meatball surgery,