This guy decided he would go down to the Amazon and give it a whirl, or give it a lick, and he did, and he wrote, "" My blood pressure went through the roof, I lost full control of my bodily functions, I passed out in a heap, I woke up in a hammock six hours later, felt like God for two days. "" (Laughter) An Italian chemist read this and said, "" I'm not really interested in the theological aspects of the green monkey frog.