I said, "" No way, ma, you have embarrassed me my entire life. "" Of course, her comeback is, "" When have I embarrassed you? "" (Spanish) And she's still talking while she puts the car in park, hits the emergency brake, opens the door, and with a spryness astounding in a woman her age, she jumps out of the car, knocks out the phone books, and then she walks around — she's carrying her cheap Kmart purse with her — around the front of the car.