I grew up somewhere between "" annoying "" and "" cynical. "" (Laughter) (Applause) And New York City's number one word is "" now, "" as in, "" Now I'm working as a waiter, but actually I'm an actor. "" (Laughter) Or, "" Now I'm a professor of engineering at NYU, but actually I'm an artist. "" If you go upstate, you see "" dinosaur. "" That's Syracuse.