And you obviously have been hoodwinked or you've talked about somebody else. "" And they all got up and they all went downstairs and the child was still there. And they did something very intelligent: they asked the child, "" Can you read? "" And the child said, "" No, I can't. "" And then they said, "" But wait a minute. You just looked through that manual and you found... "" and he said, "" Oh, but that's not reading. "" And so they said, "" Well, what's reading then? "" He says, "" Well, reading is this junk they give me in little books to read.