Two beers for them is four beers for him. "" She said, "" I knew I couldn't go in there and interrupt him, but I went home, and I left him eight messages on his cell phone. "" She said, "" And then I thought, if someone had said to me when he was born that my future worry would be that he'd go drinking and driving with his college buddies — "" (Applause) And I said to her, "" What do you think you did that helped him to emerge as this charming, accomplished, wonderful person? "" And she said, "" What did I do? I loved him, that's all.