(Video) Stephen Colbert: I've got my eye on a wildly popular program from Norway called "" National Firewood Night, "" which consisted of mostly people in parkas chatting and chopping in the woods, and then eight hours of a fire burning in a fireplace. (Laughter) It destroyed the other top Norwegian shows, like "" So You Think You Can Watch Paint Dry "" and "" The Amazing Glacier Race. "" And get this, almost 20 percent of the Norwegian population tuned in, 20 percent.