♫ Young man, you were surfin 'along ♫ ♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫ ♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your' Pod ♫ ♫ Then a phone call came to tell you... ♫ ♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫ ♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫ ♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫ ♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫ ♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫ ♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫ ♫ You're depriving the bands ♫ ♫ You are learning to steal ♫