♫ Feminists don't have a sense of humor. ♫ ♫ Feminists just want to be alone — boo hoo, hoo, hoo. ♫ ♫ Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors. ♫ ♫ They have a tumor on their funny bone. ♫ ♫ They say child molestation isn't funny — ha, ha, ha, ha. ♫ ♫ Rape and degradation's just a crime — lighten up, ladies. ♫ ♫ Rampant prostitution's sex for money — what ’ s wrong with that? ♫ ♫ Can't these chicks do anything but whine? ♫ ♫ Dance break! Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫ ♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫