After the head of this most exalted agency couldn't become provost of Kemerovskii State University for Culture and the Arts, she decided to go all out: she sent Vasily "I'll suck you off for eight grand a month and a crate of vodka" Zhopka up shit creek, removing him from the editorial board at the journal 'Pust' govoriat' 'Ogni Kuzbassa' (she gets my respect for that), then she ran around Mount Shoria, looking for female yetis to breed abominable snowmen, and finally she awarded the musicians of 'Mashina Vremeni' a memorable and steaming pile of shit (which, for a couple of days, sent the whole blogosphere howling at how 'Yetinited Russia' had tried to ride the coattails of such a famous band).