Finish the following sentence with the best choice: How can I get blackheads off my face?

Choices:
- Cover them with Elmers glue, allow the glue to dry and peel them off with the glue.
- Cover them with cow offal, allow the offal to dry and peel them off with the offal.

Answer:
Cover them with Elmers glue, allow the glue to dry and peel them off with the glue.