A roundhog What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?\nWhat do you think is the punchline of the above joke?
The ground frog!
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
Ground-dog Day!
Explanation: All three of these jokes play with sounds: “roundhog” sounds like groundhog; “ground frog” sounds like groundhog; “ground- Dog” sounds like groundhog. And a puppy is a baby dog.
Sorry about being two days late for Groundhog’s Day… or is it Groundhog day? What a silly holiday!