The angel alligator was quite the sight! It loved to scream with all its might! 

It loved to roll in mud and sun. Then it would go for a run. 

But why did it run? Why did it scream? 

It had a fork in its butt! 

It sat in a trashcan. This was not a smart thing to do! But he did it, oh yes, oh me, oh you! 

The alligator had a beard. It was a great beard. But nobody ever talked about his beard. Why? Because they would only see the fork in its butt! 

But one day, the alligator made a friend. The friend needed a fork. How was he to eat his spaghetti without a fork? 

But...I'm not sure a butt fork is the best way to eat spaghetti. 

Do you?

Now, provide a numbered list of answers to these questions:

1. Why did the angel alligator scream?
2. How did that happen?
3. What facial feature did he have?
4. Did anyone notice?
5. What did they focus on instead?
6. What did the animal do next?
7. What did he require?
8. Why
9. What did the animal love to do?
10. Why did it gallop away?

Numbered answers:
1. It had a fork in its butt
2. unknown
3. a beard
4. no
5. the fork in its butt
6. made a friend
7. a fork
8. to eat his spaghetti
9. roll in mud and sun
10. unknown