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Input: Text: **preface:**okay i just found this subreddit like two days ago and i love it and think its fucking hilarious! so i'm sorry, but this was not recent. my trip to amsterdam happened exactly a year ago, but i think my story is worth it, and hopefully you guys feel the same! i'm sorry it's so long, but a lot happened! i wanted to give you guys some backstory, or...a lot of backstory!

**backstory:** i went to amsterdam last summer with my aunt and uncle. it was very fun, filled with great memories! museums, the "i am amsterdam" sign, the anne frank house, the boat we lived on for the time we were there, belgium, and bike tours, just to say a few. the reason i stop at the bike tours is the same reason i am writing this now, this is where my story begins.

there were two sets of tours we could take, the countryside tour and the city tour. we did both, but this specific event happened when we were riding through the city. 

as you all probably know, guess what is in the city of amsterdam? the red light district! of course, i was looking forward to this situation, being a hormonal guy. trld w very popular, and pretty ghetto in some parts, but since it was a big part of ansterdam, of course we went through the alleys of whores in windows! 

we got off our bikes to walk because the alleys were very crowded. this was the last part of our tour, and there was a nice bar nearby that we headed towards after we got done. because of the location of the bar, and the time, the nearby locations were getting very busy. the tourists and i, and our guide sat down at a table and ordered some drinks.

**shots, and...hookers?** me, not drinking much as of yet, was excited and a little bit nervous when i heard we were going to take shots at the same time. when we got done pouring the tequila in the glass, we all counted down, and with a nervous look to my uncle who was laughing, i swallowed the liquid fire down my throat. i thought it was going to feel different than it did. we took more and it was pretty fun! **fuckup #1** me, thinking i was all cool, got a big head about the strippers only a courtyard away. i apparently was yelling (i thought i was whispering) that this stripper with huge tits was really hot. i found out this moment that strippers have breaks. she heard me, she understood english, and came over to our table. my aunt and uncle didn't know what to do when this whore sat on my lap. i just remember laughing hysterically. this is where the **fuck up** happened, in a big way! she literally had two strips of clothing, and you know where. i guess im a horny drunk and started touching her boobs momentarily. apparently i shouldn't of done that..some sketchy guys came up to our table after seeing the recent events and threatened me and punched me. this was the fuck up that wasn't so funny.

**heineken factory:** amsterdam has this huge factory that is a brewery for the beer, heineken! this was what my aunt and uncle and me toured the third day of being here. there were a lot of cool things in here! i will not go through all of them because i do not want to make this post too long (it already is too long!!) anyway, long story short, i lost my family in the tour somewhere and become apart of a different group. i lost them because while they were still looking at the history section, i went into this brewery simulator that i didn't know only had one exit, which wasn't the same door you got in by. 

when you get out of the simulation, you enter this white room with the lone red star hanging in the middle of the room, under it, was a man who was serving heineken to everyone. from the bad first experience (and good one, got to second base with a whore!! *yeeaaaahhh*) i was hesitant on drinking the beer when the countdown started.  **fuckup #2** instead of the drinking all of the beer, i accidentally dropped it. on the floor. it made a very loud noise. everyone was staring at me and some laughed. i quickly just left the room trying not to get red (i'm sure i already was.)


**the asshole bouncer:** in amsterdam, i am pretty sure everything is legal. including live sex shows! one night, my aunt and uncle were walking down the streets (the world cup was actually on, and netherlands just got finished playing) and we crossed the corner with in big neon letter read, **live sex show** and a bouncer in front of it. bouncer, i guess is what i would call him, he looked big enough to be guarding it. **fuckup #3** but he was also yelling things like, "see a big dick for once ladies!!" and when i heard him, i replied, for no fucking reason at all, "i bet you have a two incher!!" 

he got pissed and came up to my aunt and uncle and i and yelled at us. 
we just left him while he kept yelling "i have a huge dick!" and "fuck you americans!" yeah he was a total asshole but i provoked him!

**irish girls >** after the trip was finally over, we flew from amsterdam to dublin and back the states. in ireland, there was a pretty girl waiting at the airport for a connecting flight. my aunt and uncle were both teasing me "go get her!" "ooh forgottenphenom, she is so cute!" **fuckup #4** i can't believe this! my aunt and uncle were my wingmen! i sat next to girl and tried to strike up a conversation. andddd right when i opened my mouth and i forgot to swallow and drooled on her jeans...right in her eyesight. i continued to say "oh my gosh, i'm so sorry, i didn't mean to-" her laugh cut me off and she said it was fine. after i drooled on her, we talked and laughed before she had to leave, exchanged emails and stuff. and that's how i meant a friend that lives in ireland that i still keep in touch with now.

thank you guys for reading my stories! i hope you enjoyed them and i hope they did not bore you that much. if i wanted you guys to remember something from all these stories, it is this: never touch strippers boobs without paying any money. have a great one redditors!

TIFU by going to Amsterdam... (strippers, shots, beer, an Irish girl, and a bouncer who was a total asshole, all included)