Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened two nights ago about 11pm.  to preface, i am a female living in a house with my dog.  there have recently been a couple car break-ins so i've been extra careful lately.  other than that it's a super quiet neighborhood and house, and i never hear anything out of the ordinary other than mice in my kitchen very rarely.  i was on my computer and all the sudden hear a loud bang that came from the basement.   it sounded like metal on metal, like a dryer door being slammed very hard or a garage door being hit with a baseball bat.  my dog starts her loud aggressive bark she always does whenever she feels threatened, and runs out of the room to the top of the basement stairs.  i'm freaking out and pacing at this point, not even daring to go downstairs.  contemplating calling 911, i call my neighbor and tell her what happened. she looks at my house from her side window, says she doesn't see anything, but told me she would tell her husband to get someone out to my house asap if i wanted. (her husband is a firefighter and knows several police officers & the police/fire departments are right across the street from each other.)  cop pulls up 5 minutes later with his lights & spotlights on.  walks around my house, sees me through the back door and i let him in.  i explained to him what i thought it sounded like, and that it came from the basement.  he walks downstairs with his flashlight, hand on gun, and looks around for a few minutes.  i stay upstairs, still freaking out mind you, and next thing i hear is him calling up to me, "uhh, ma'am, has your closet door always been off the tracks?" ... it had. it's one of those closet doors that has hinges in the middle and i forgot it had been standing up on its own with no support.  at that point i walked downstairs to see that the closet door indeed had fallen back on the metal furnace. cop was understanding, explained to me that the furnace vibration probably triggered it to fall.   i profusely apologized to him, thanked him, shook his hand and he left.  i'm a dumbass.

TIFU for thinking someone was breaking into my house