Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: first of all, i'm a recently unemployed 31 year old who plays a lot of magic: the gathering.  

a week before yesterday, i went to play magic before going downtown to drink with my friends.  i had a few extra mtg sleeves in my front pocket that i forgot about.

i got a little drunk and ended up at a nightclub.  an attractive blonde girl approached me and within 15 minutes we were making out on the dance floor.  she grabs my hand and takes me to her place nearby which is on the 32nd floor of a sky rise apartment.

we ended up making out all night because she was "on her period and doesn't have sex with strangers anyway."  while we were making out, she tore off my shirt and four mtg sleeves flew out.  in the morning, i tried to grab them but i only found three.

i ubered out the next morning after saying goodbye.  i text her to ask if i left my keys at her place and she sends me [this pic](http://imgur.com/ex3vifc)

we have a good laugh about the card sleeve and we proceeded to set up a second date on tuesday.

she cancels last minute on tuesday and reschedules for thursday.  on thursday, she cancels last minute again to write a paper and tells me come over to pick up the keys.  i go to pick them up but she won't respond to my texts or calls.

i need my keys because i'm moving out of state the end of the week.  i don't want to be a jerk because we had a great time and i think she was being sincere about seeing me again but i have no idea how to make a girl respond to me.

TIFU by leaving my keys, belt and a MTG card sleeve at a one night stand and now she won't respond