Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well this actually happened today. my semester exams are just over and it is mandatory in our college to do a summer internship for 1 month. last year i had done my internship at an ngo and though it was awesome, i really wanted to gain some industry perspective and hence do it in the corporate sector this time. fast forward a few months and behold, i have two offers from two pretty good companies. now here comes my fuck up. the person with whom i was interacting in each of these companies had the same first name (lets say john cat and john dog).   

so fast forward a few days, after getting the acceptance letters from both the companies, i decide to join mr. dog's company. the asshole that i am didnt check whom i was calling and set up an interview with john cat instead of john dog.  

finally today i confidently go to mr. john dog's office  and was waiting at the reception when he calls me to his office and tells me i had not given any confirmation (which was precisely stated in the email) and they have chosen someone else. naturally i am very confused ( i had called up cat instead of dog) and tell him that i had called in for the meeting and we even had a lengthy conversation regarding the job. after a few minutes of confusion and mr. dog getting pretty irritated, i finally realised my fuck up. well i apologise to him a number of times and call up mr. john cat as soon as i get out of his office. he is pretty angry and should be. i was supposed to meet him an hour ago and it is in a completely different direction (take a minimum of two hours to reach there from here). he shouts at me for being irresponsible and cuts the phone.   

now i am posting this from my phone in a bus as i go home, jobless, from two fucking offers.

TIFU by losing out on two job offers at the same day.