Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my first tifu post, throwaway because of astonishing levels of stupidity. (this tifu actually *began* at least a month ago.)

my car is old and has 2 batteries: the 12v (under the hood) battery and a hybrid battery located in the back. the electrical system had been acting weird and i wasn't sure if it was the 12v dying or the hybrid battery giving out so i bought a new 12v and installed it:

**fuck up #1:** instead of immediately trading in the old battery i hold onto it in case that doesn't fix the problem. i place it in the back (on the carpeted platform directly above the hybrid battery and other **really important electrical components of that system** and go my merry way.

new battery fixed my problems but i just keep procrastinating about disposing of that old battery. all is well for a week or more until one day i'm driving home and it tips over on it's side. (despite this story i'm not usually a complete idiot. i'm well aware of the dangers of battery acid.) within minutes i arrive home, immediately open the back, and turn the 12v right side up again. inspecting the battery and the carpet underneath everything is completely dry. again i remind myself to drop it off at the auto parts store ....later. another several days go by and i'm on the highway when the battery falls over again.

**fuck up #2:** the lack of any leaking the first time lead to me having an oddly nonchalant attitude about picking it up this time. this is not like me at all! the real fucking up begins.

it sat on it's side for *isweartogod* a week or more during which we had some uncommonly warm spring days. one day i notice a faint "sweet" smell when entering the car but can't find the source (honestly i didn't really try.) at one point i even opened the back for something else entirely. standing inches away from the battery i eyeballed the area around it for any leaking, saw nothing, but still didn't turn it right side up (???!!!)

you can guess what happened. days later i have an interview for my dream job and decide to clean my car the day before (maybe i'll find the source of that smell!) the second i tilt the battery right side up again and see the slightly damp patch under it i understand. i'd been inhaling the refreshing scent of battery acid slowly leaking into the carpet and hatchback area. remember, this is directly atop that steel box of *really fuckin' important electrical stuff.* i peeled back the carpet praying that was all but with each layer the trail of acid continued. i finally traced it to the very bottom where the spare is kept. guys, there was about a half cup of battery acid pooled in the bottom.

 i gloved up and went through every bit of baking soda in my house trying to clean this up. i removed anything fabric, which was saturated in acid, soaked it in a baking soda solution. the back of the car looked a mess with baking soda, tools, and the still partially acid-soaked carpeting but i did the best i could and moved everything i could into the front passenger area. miraculously, i opened the steel box and none of the hybrid components seem to have been touched! 

**fuck up #3:** i put off power-washing the carpet for some other day because i didn't want to risk interviewing with chemical burns all over my body. a few weeks go by (again with the procrastination.) 

**fuck up#4**:  earlier this week i decided to take up jogging again so i downloaded a running program and set out early one morning. feeling awesome i come back to a shattered car window (not sure if nearby tree or random person did it.) 

so now i have baking soda, remnants of battery acid, and an astonishing amount of glass strewn about the interior. my car is old so replacement windows are: 1) insanely expensive 2) must come straight from the manufacturer. i've now waited almost a week for a company to receive and install the window but that’s the least of my problems. cut too…

this morning i *finally* head to the carwash to power-wash that carpeting. freak out yet again when i find several new corrosion spots from where i missed acid on the carpet that rests against the metal. (see fuck up #3) 

**fuck up #5:** i'm spraying the hell out of this carpet when suddenly **the wind changes direction** and the battery acid/ baking soda-containing mist goes everywhere including all over the back of the car and me. i rush home to shower immediately using garbage bags to carry the wet carpet home. i*thought* i protected the passenger seat too. despite vigorous rinsing there's apparently still traces of acid in some of it because during the less than 5 minute drive home it leaked under the passenger seat. now there's acid under there too! 

currently i’m taking a break to type this, the carpeting is drying in front of a fan, i washed the spray off the car, i've attacked the metal corrosion with sandpaper and steel bristle brushes. seems to be working! i also vacuumed up the glass. after a 64oz box of baking soda the whole passenger side carpet looks like i dumped cocaine all over it but it seems to be pulling the acid from the carpet.

TIFU by acting like a chemical spill in my car was no big deal and trying to workout.