Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it happened today. i'm sitting at my console at work and the poop pains hit me. i walk out of the room and head for the toilet. i open the door to the restroom and there stood david, my co-worker, wiping his butt. he forgot to lock the damn door. this is only a single seat shitter. i bust out laughing and return to the main room. i thought this was absolutely hilarious! i shuffled back to the main working area and just had to tell everyone that i caught david wiping his butt. not only was it hilarious that he forgot to lock the door, but it was hilarious that he was standing up and while doing it! everyone thought this was funny until i kept emphasizing that he was standing. finally someone asked me why that part was so funny. well, because, who stands up to wipe?! i don't!

apparently i don't wipe my ass correctly. i'm a guy and i've always sat down to wipe my ass. now i'm getting made fun of because i wipe my ass like a girl wipes her vagina when she is done peeing. 

i'm calling out sick tomorrow. i can't believe my parents didn't teach me how to wipe properly. i'm mortified. 

please tell me that i'm not the only person that wipes their ass while sitting down?

TIFU by walking in on a co-worker that was pooping and making fun of how they wipe their butt.