Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throw away account, and this happened this morning. 

so, i'm living at my uncles house, and tensions are high in the house. everyone's mad at each other for something, and i'm just trying to hide in my room until i move next week. as usual, this morning, i wake up having to take a massive shit. while i'm in mid-shit, i realize that that there is no toilet paper, and i can clearly hear my aunt bitching about something so i don't want to interrupt her. i look around to find something to wipe my ass with, but there is nothing around. legit nothing, not even a towel. all that that's available is a couple pieces of toilet paper in the trash bin next to the toilet. fucking gross. but, you know what, it's just family right? the pieces of toilet paper didn't have shit on it, and it looked fairly clean. both pieces were neatly folded, and looked like there was some type of liquid that had dried up on it. i avoid those areas of the toilet paper and continue to wipe. i take a shower afterwards, specifically scrubbing in between my ass-cheeks  because i feel disgusting - then it hit me. i just realized that my cousin had recently contracted gonorrhea and we are the 2 of the 3 people that use that restroom. i'm having  panic attack by now, and i started furiously washing my butt. i tried to even dip my soap lathered finger up my butt hole, but that was a lot harder than i thought it would be. i made a doctor appointment for tomorrow, but i'm honestly terrified that i contracted gonorrhea. 

how fucked am i? :(

TIFU by possibly contracting Gonorrhea from my cousin