Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so yesterday i decided to do some cycling. i decided to cycle along a bike path and had planned a nice route so i'd be out all day.

i was riding along when out of nowhere some guy jogging crosses in front of me. i swerve out of the way but my handle bar hits a metal fence, pulls me to the side and throws me off. the guy just keeps jogging. i have a few small scratches but decide to carry on. maybe i should have chased him down but i wasn't in the mood.

i was then onto a section with a long and fast decent. it had been a tough climb and i was feeling quite warm. i decided to let gravity do it's thing. i accelerated off and could feel the cooling air rushing over my smooth and attractive body that had been toned after hours of working out in the gym.

i looked at my watch and hit a tiny bump in the track which knocked my wheel up into the air. i pulled the brakes and this threw me further off balance. i ended up sliding across about 20 metres of the concrete path along my back. it's a good thing i was wearing a helmet.

oh and the time was 01:24.

so having no choice i carried on riding and being lucky that there had been no body there filming. i got a few strange looks as there were tears and dried blood all over me.

about three miles away from home some asshole in a toyota camry 2004 le sedan with a 2.4l inline 4 4-speed automatic pulled out slowly in front of me. feeling tired and pissed off at this asshole i grabbed his car's spoiler so that it would pull me along. he must have got angry as he accelerated up to about 60 and we were in a 30 zone. a speed camera flashed really brightly as i held on for dear life but then he turned the car round a corner so i let go.

miraculously i managed to hold on and the bike carried on moving. being a fool i turned my head to try to catch his numberplate and this is when i fell off my bike for the third time yesterday. i went straight into a fire hydrant.

anyway i was almost home and people were staring. some took videos probably and so i got on my bike and rode away.

i was riding fast up to my driveway when my uncles' cat ran out from under my car towards me. i panicked and slammed on the brakes. my body was too far forward and so i went straight over the handle bars and into my rose bush. it was the softest landing all day.

 i went into work this morning feeling like i had slept on a razor blade mattress that had a blanket made of sharp nails and i looked like i had done too. quite a few stares.

TIFU by crashing my bike four times