Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so it wasn't today but more like ten years ago but it came up in a conversation so i thought i would share. also if squeamish, nothing is gorey or anything.

 i was around 7 or 8 and barbecuing over my aunt's house with the family. we were running around popping fireworks and eating food. ever since this fourth of july, i haven't had a good one since. the rest would consist of me getting burnt/hurt again, it raining, or like now, with having to bury the family dog.

but anyways back to the story. so i was sitting in the grass, holding an unlit bottle rocket in one hand, while investigating some bugs or something and then achoo! i sneeze. when i went to wipe my nose with my hand, i forgot i was holding the firework and jabbed it in my eye. i was holding it upside down so the wood part went in. i immediately jerked my hand and the firework away and stood up and started crying to my mom.

my mom had left for something so my uncle took a look at it. i couldn't open my eyes due to the pain to i took hold of his shirt and followed him. i open my eye best i can to get a reaction of shock.

"your eye is gone!!!"

then i started crying again until he said just kidding and really looked at it. i later looked in a mirror to find half my eye red with a darker spot where the stick had poked it. it didn't bleed outwards and i didn't go to the hospital. some days later, i go for my regular check up and my doctor got to look at it. he said it was fine and gave me some eye drops. 

it took it months to heal and to this day, the dark spot is now a light brown spot on my eye. it has gotten a lot smaller than what is was but here is a crappily taken picture because my phone wouldn't focus. [my eye](http://i.imgur.com/jvipuiq.jpg)

TIFU by stabbing myself in the eye with a firework