Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu: i have had a thing for this girl for at least a good solid 5 years. we dated for about a week or two in high school but that never led to anything. and then after high school i have attempted to have something with her, and hook ups occasionally. she would always decline! now on to the moral of my post.

i had this girl in my bed, drunk, naked, and wanting it last night. what was the problem? i had limp dick for being too drunk....fml.


i had to cry on the inside as this opportunity in my life faded away right in front of me. 

please pray for me reddit. today has been rough lol.

TIFU after 5 years of trying