Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened today. 

as a bit of backstory a couple weeks before christmas i was part of an unexpected corporate downsizing at the company i worked for. about a year before that i got extremely into weight lifting and had kind of tapered off my enthusiasm due to the time commitments of my job, buying a house and remodeling it, etc. i was still going 3 days a week but wasn’t really making a lot of progress. once the layoff happened i decided in an effort to fight off boredom and depression to really ramp up my gym routine. 

i actually managed to find a new job fairly quickly but unfortunately it starts at 9:30 am. as i’m a guy who was making most of his gym visits in the afternoon i committed myself to waking up at 6:30 every morning, driving the 20 minutes to my gym, lifting, driving the 20 minutes home and being to work right on time. 

wednesday is the universally dreaded leg day but i woke up with all the enthusiasm a man who’s still adjusting to morning workouts can muster. i get up and mix up the first of my three supplements i take and gather up gym clothes. by the time i finished that from my experience the previous 2 mornings i knew i’d have to poop. i go back to my supplements cabinet and grab my creatine, mix it up and head to the downstairs bathroom so as not to wake my wife up. in my groggy not had a cup of coffee state i fail to see that the supplement cabinet has not latched and smoke the top of my head on it. i bend down, yell a few choice words and reach up to feel the wetness now oozing from my scalp. it was bad. like ric flair at starcade bad. i look in the mirror and it’s already running down my forehead. 

so like any logical person would do i go to the upstairs bathroom with better lights and take a selfie of the damage as it’s going to get me massive cred with my fellow pro wrestling nerds. clean myself up as best as i can and go to wake up the wife for instructions on what to do. as my bell was still pretty rung i wake her up by saying “honey i hit my head and i need your help!” probably not the best way to wake someone up and accordingly she freaks out on me. 

by this point it’s about 7 am and we decide i need to go to a doctor. i reluctantly text my boss worried that being late on the 3rd day is going to spell the end of my time there but he calls right away and tells me to go to the doctor and not to worry about being late. 

i take a shower and put on some other clothes that aren’t quite as bloody and go to the local urgent care. seeing as how i had a head injury they walk me right back, check me out and give me 5 staples in my scalp to show off to my friends and family. 

everything was done by 8:45 so i had time to come home, make and eat breakfast and be at work to clock in at 9:29. all things considered wasn’t the worst fuck up of my life. i do however still have to do my leg day routine after work tonight. 

 

[pics for proof. warning they’re bloody ](https://imgur.com/gallery/lrrji)

TIFU By getting hurt before I went to the gym