Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am an in-home (female) sales rep for a solar company, this is just in the meantime before i start my career in law enforcement. i go in 4+ stranger’s homes on a daily basis. 


today i was on a sales call in a very liberal area. i began my presentation like i normally would. i introduced myself, played with their puppy and started a conversation. this particular homeowner happened to be especially nice and it's a natural, comfortable interaction. 


there was a very nice aroma coming from the kitchen where the homeowner had been slaving away on dozens of christmas cookies.  i sat at his kitchen bar so that he could continue. he asked if i would like a christmas cookie, “i’ve been working on these *all day* and they’re very special.” i have never turned down a christmas cookie to date and today wasn’t going to be any different. it was delicious, not sure what it was... *oatmeal, cinnamon, nutty?* 


i get right into the quote, he was very excited and ready to take the next step.  he decided that a cash purchase was the best option for him, so now we’re talking a $25k transaction... i ask if he has a check for a $1,000 deposit on the project and then we’ll get the paperwork going. i’m doing some simple calculations. i can’t seem to focus on the simple division… but *my god, this cookie is really good, what is this? chunky, crispy, i almost want another*


his husband arrives, great guy but has a lot of questions, and they’re *really good.* “how long do the panels last? … how many years till the roi? ... what happens if we take a vacation for a year?” 

why can’t i find the words to explain these otherwise easy objections? *why do my arms feel really warm?* 

the homeowner to his husband "you wanna cookie?" "husband back "*oooh*, yes! these are the *special* ones?" homeowner "yup, how are they ____? wow, are you going to eat the whole thing? whatta beast! oh, i don't think i have any checks left. i need to put the on the list" he writes *post office - checks* on the shopping list on the fridge.

oh, my fuck.... i just ate a pot cookie. i'm trying to become a cop, and i just accepted a special cookie. i start to get panicky, i'm starting to sweat. *can they tell i'm losing my shit right now?* 

okay, i have to get out. "well, you know what. this is a big decision, you said you were expecting two other companies today? i want you to feel completely confident with this. why don't you get those other company quotes? make us fight for it honestly and if you still want to move forward with us in the morning, shoot me a text." 

with that, i politely make my exit, leaving $25k on the kitchen bar behind me. 

i sat in my car, contemplating how i will get home (home being 2 hours away.) i decided to call my boss. 

"heeyya, so i went to the appointment... i ate a pot cookie and lost a definite $25k deal... i think he likes me, i mean, we got high together, that's trust..." my boss "wait what?" me "yeah, i didn't know they were pot cookies, i think he told me? anyways, i'm stuck in ___ ____ and i don't know when i'll be safe to drive." my boss "you ate a special cookie and lost $25k... " me "yes... exactly." "park your car, do not drive, i heard that they have an awesome zoo there, it should be within walking distance. have a great rest of the day, try to enjoy it!"


 


edit: i must still be high because i cannot spell...

TIFU by accepting a Christmas cookie