Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this tifu happened about 30ish minutes ago.

slight backstory: i have been prescribed a rectal suppository due to some slight inflammation. basically, i shove a little pill up my butt twice a day and sit there for 10-15 minutes to let it melt and coat my rectum. 

i generally wake up at around 5:30-5:45 am to get ready for work. lately i have been setting an alarm to take the suppository and then i will fall back asleep for 10-15 minutes until my next alarm goes off. here is where the fu starts. 

to get the pill up far enough to keep it from falling out, i push it in with my pinky and my finger goes in just past the first knuckle. normally, i have a baby wipe to wipe my finger off in the morning, but i forgot to grab one from my son's room so i just used toilet paper. fell back asleep for 10 minutes and then got up to shower.

i also have a bad habit of biting my nails, especially my pinky fingers. so in my groggy, still half asleep state, i see an opportunity and completely forget that i had that finger knuckle deep up my rectum. i go to bite the nail, and get a lovely taste of my butthole, which, let me tell you, was not lovely at all. thankfully, since my stomach was empty, i just dry heaved for a minute instead of puking all over the bathroom floor.

TIFU by tasting my butthole