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Input: Text: throwaway for obvious reasons.

so this did literally just happen. i work as a cam girl and i generally hang around my apartment naked until i shower after a show. i finished a show and decided to paint my toenails.

this is my first mistake. i don't wear makeup, i'm a natural kind of lady. the men online like feet though, and my boyfriend also has a foot fetish...so i decide fine, out of sheer boredom i'll paint the toenails black.

i decide to remain naked, why not, i'd be getting in the shower afterward? 

so there i am, i have painted my toenails, but they do not look the best. i decide to take q-tips and dip them in the remover to clean up the excess polish around my nail. 

and then it happens. in slow motion as i pull a q-tip back out of the long-necked bottle, the bottle is tipped toward me. to be honest, i was actually immediately worried about my eyes, so i closed them.

then i felt it. it splashed all up in and around my vagina. so then i had to run to the shower and try to rinse it off, but without letting it enter me more.

this was not a pleasant experience. nearly an hour later i have a sterile smelling vagina, decent looking toes, and a remorseful decision of painting toes naked. **psa everyone: don't pain your toenails naked.**

TIFU by splashing nail polish remover on my vagina. NSFW