Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: alright, so there's this other post about this guy getting poisoned, but i've got something better for ya, and my girlfriend thinks it's funny. so when i was about 12 i had discovered that i'm quite flexible and sometimes would polish my own shlong for the sake of, well, why not? i'm really flexible so i can give myself a decent blowjob (like, all in, you know), i've been thinking it can't be healthy for me neck though, but bj is good and whatnot. until this year as my body decides to age it also decides that it can't handle all these blood pressure issues that i guess i caused myself (if i bend like that my head feels really heavy and stuff and i can't hear so i guess it does do wonders to my blood pressure). i started getting issues that'd get worse progressively, starting with diplopia and getting to dizziness. they'd get much better if i don't do it for a while, but i refused to believe i'd have to abandon my amazing hobby for the sake of my health, how bad could it get anyways? so after last time i did it i felt really dizzy and this headache, and then some time later (some days?) i get this massive headache that's really bad when i move my head up and down and stuff. hospitals led to more hospitals and turns out i had a haemorrhagic stroke at the age of 19, being pretty healthy and not having habits that could lead to it. i haven't told my doctor about this, but i'll definitely abandon my habits for the sake of saving my brain. am paralyzed on one side of my body anyways, so would be a difficult thing to do.

TIFU by sucking my own dick and having a stroke