Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
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The dog isn’t aggressive, just intensely annoying to me. He always sticks his face in my crotch or ass when I’m sitting down, walking around, and bending over. He also can’t deal with stairs and whines. When he whines it’s like a loud cry which makes it sound like he’s getting the shit beaten out of him. Whenever he tries to stick his face near my lower half I just gently move his face away. I’m never aggressive or mean towards the dog and I haven’t said anything about my feelings about it to my SO. I feel like a total douche because they love the dog so much but I can’t help but just feel so irritated every time he’s around.

being extremely annoyed by my SO's dog