Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so like most tifu’s, this didn’t happen today, but this past weekend.  i was at a party in my neighborhood and this really attractive girl i have a crush on, let’s call her allie, was there.  i’ve tried to ask her to dinner a few times but she has a boyfriend so it’s not working out.  anyway, we were at the party and allie’s roommate, lauren, was there too.  

at some point in the night, when i was sufficiently hammered, i said i was walking back to my place to get some more liquor.  lauren heard me and said she wanted to come along, which i didn’t really think anything of at the time.  so she comes back and we grab the liquor but she said she wants to see my room.

“um, alright.  i don’t see what that could hurt.”

now you should note that she was definitely hammered as well, we were doing that easy semester in college type of drinking.  so we go into my room, one thing leads to another, and we do shit that drunk people tend to do when alone in a room.  i’ll just leave that open to interpretation.

here’s the kicker, i’m really not attracted to this girl at all.  drunk vision just really did me dirty.  we realize that we’ve been gone awhile and head back to the party after about 30 minutes.  as soon as we walk in, apparently i looked happy because allie immediately says, “did you just bang my roommate?” 

“uhhh, no.”

she didn’t believe that shit.  so now lauren is starting to feel more drunk and i take her back to allie’s place, with allie coming along.  i get lauren into her bed and, the real fuck up, say “alright lexi i’ll see you later.”

shit.

she freaks.  “you just had sex with me and you don’t know my name!?”

allie cracks up, but it was super awkward.  this one is gonna be hard to live down, if that’s even possible.  now i don’t know how the hell i’m gonna act around those two.

TIFU by hooking up with my crushes roommate and then forgetting her name.