Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened tonight. i marinated sliced chicken in some jerk chicken rub. it called for 1 to 2 tsps, but i just dumped a couple of tablespoonfuls in. whatever, i like spicy food. 

an hour later, i was cooking dinner. my infant was on the floor, trying to eat the cats' food, while i was grilling the meat. 

she started fussying. then i started coughing. my husband and older daughter came in ... each started gasping and coughing. the baby was bright red by this point, tears streaming down her face. my eyes were burning, fiercely. 

husband raced to open windows and wisked the baby out of harm. i finished cooking and we let it air out a bit before going back in. dinner was delicious. and spicy.

tl; dr. i weaponizing blindingly hot peppers and gassed my baby.

TIFU by weaponizing habeneros