Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened a while ago, obviously not today. my wife and i were going to elope the next day, had plans, had the scheduled courtroom appearance, et cetera, et cetera. 

at that point in my life, she was working a regular 8-4 job, and i was working 4am-1pm. some days i would decide to take a nap after work and wake up when she got home, it was one of those days.

now, the thing to mention here is that this isn't the first time she had gotten almost-married- her previous fiance had proposed to her, they had a plan to get married, they had set a date.

about a month before their wedding, he complained of being tired, she tucked him in on the couch to take a quick nap, and she went out to let the dogs out. she was outside for a few minutes, since it was cold and snowy, to make sure the dogs did their business and came back in. she lets the dogs back in, says something to him, he doesn't respond. she goes to touch him, and his corpse falls off the couch- he had a chronic respiratory disease, and it claimed him in the few moments when she had walked out.

so she's understandably a bit worried about that happening again. (at least she has a good, dark sense of humor- she thought it was *hilarious* when i told her he must have just gotten cold feet before the wedding.)

back to present day, the day before we go to elope. she calls about something after i get home, and before she gets home- i can't remember what, and i didn't answer my phone, as i was sleepy, and trying to nap, and didn't check to see who was calling. i try to set my phone to vibrate, i figure that i'll answer it if they call again, because they will if it's important.

i set my phone to silent.

she calls a couple more times, and she starts to panic. she thinks i might have died, and that this might have happened to her *again.*

she bursts into the bedroom when she gets home, i was conked out hard, and slept through her coming into the house. which is pretty abnormal. she freaks out at coming into the bedroom with me not having moved, and bursts into tears while hugging me and sobbing.

i wake up to this and am super confused.

(she still doesn't think this was funny.)

TIFU by making my wife-to-be think I was dead, like the last guy who tried to get married to her