Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my buddy and i were giving a presentation in english where we had to create a school with various curriculum based on transcendentalist ideals.

i was mentioning that we would require p.e. classes for all students during attendance in order to promote good health when, all of a sudden, sassy gay black guy (all of these adjectives could be confirmed by my peers) asks me why. i say that we want to promote good health, and keep students "in shape".

 i can tell he's looking for an argument as he immediately snaps, "oh, so you don't want any fat people at your school?" naturally i try to tell him that was not my message at all, but since he is also a drama student, this boy is an expert *sass*assin, so i have no way of defending myself whatsoever.

a few pointless comments later, an enraged me attempts to shut him up by snapping back with reason i made up as to why we want mandatory p.e. classes:

"because we don't want any fatty fatsos at our school!"

keep in mind, after a class-wide gasp and some "oh my god . . ." comments, all thoughts and a few pairs of eyeballs now gravitate to the one girl in our class who could be described as morbidly obese. unfortunately, this incident occurred before the point in my life at which my social skills had developed, so i had no witty recovery statement to bounce back with.

i had no intention of expressing hatred toward anyone, but i just wanted to shut up sassy gay black guy; i succeeded, but at a great cost.

i made sure to avoid all eye contact with that girl, but after the presentation was over, i shot a few glances in her direction to see that she was clearly affected by the statement. i immensely wanted to apologize to her for my statement, but then something occurred to me. if i do so, i could just be acknowledging that she is a "fatty fatso" and making things worse. it was quite the awkward teen dilemma.

to make matters worse, she coincidentally moved a few weeks later, and to be honest, i don't really know if "coincidentally" belongs in this sentence. i still think about it from time to time and wonder how she is.

fun fact: the name of the school my friend and i were presenting was transcendentalists in teaching students, or t.i.t.s. for short.

TIFU by snapping at someone in the middle of a presentation.