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Input: Text: a little background: i work from home in the adult industry. i don't do any on-camera stuff, it's all behind the scenes. one perk of my job is that i get to review sex toys. yes, i get paid to sit home in my pajamas and masturbate. it's a dream come true. i was recently sent a shipment of g-spot toys to test and review which is where my fuck up began.

the story: for the past couple of months i have been trying to squirt. i've tried to squirt on my back, on my stomach, on my side, on my head. i've tried to squirt with hands, with toys, with inanimate objects. no luck. no squirt.

then i received the holy grail of squirting toys. i read all the reviews which include helpful tips like, "put down a towel because you're going to gush like old faithful!" gross, but exciting!

i had been reading a lot of squirting guides and they all say the same thing: light some candles, put on relaxing music, drink a lot of water, use a lot of lube, and prop up your butt with a pillow. when you feel like you're going to pee, just work through that and you'll be rewarded with the best orgasm of your life.

so i light some candles, burn some incense, put on some smooth jazz, and prop myself up on my husband's new tempurpedic pillow. i begin using the toy and whoa, yeah, something is happening. i shift a bit and find a new spot that makes me feel some things i've never felt. i realize this is it, i'm going to do it, i'm finally going to squirt. it's all happening.

i feel this sharp sensation in my vagina and i figure it's that "i kinda gotta pee" feeling that all the sex bloggers told me to work through. so i work through it. i remember someone recommended literally pushing through that feeling. ok, so i push, i start to push pretty hard, and then i feel a rush of warm liquid come streaming out. it's happening! i did it! i....wait, this smells familiar.

i jump up from the bed, bend down to look at the giant puddle on the pillow and sniff it. then i remembered some bloggers said the fluid sometimes smells like urine but it's not urine. so, like any normal person, i gently lick the pillow to taste it. 

yep. that's just straight up pee. i just straight up pissed on my husband's memory foam pillow. and not just a little dribble, like i full on emptied my bladder on his pillow. just soaked it. and then licked it. i just licked this disgusting pee covered pillow. 

i run naked to the kitchen, grab the pet stain carpet cleaner and while surrounded by softly flickering candles and the sounds of spa music lapping gently at my ear i spray carpet cleaner all over my husband's pillow.

TIFU by peeing on my husband's pillow