Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: walking my dog this morning around 5:30 am after a heavy snowfall and yeah, i'm listening to a podcast and my greyhound quickly lifts his leg on the tire of a big truck, apparently the owner of said truck is the guy shoveling his driveway across the street and he yells at me and says if he sees me around his street again he's going to send the cops to my apartment...am i the asshole? car tires are literally touching the ground all the time and i'm not sure this is a get the police involved kind of situation. 

letting my dog pee on some guys car tire