Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened maybe a month ago.

i had a whole package of those extra-long necklace glowsticks on the floor in my bedroom. i stepped on the package by accident and cracked all of them.

i figured, "well, why waste them?" so i finished cracking them, shook them all up, and looped them together. then i turned off the light . . . to find my entire room was speckled green.

one of the green ones had cracked open. so i figured, "hell, might as well wander down to the kitchen and get my glow on in a glass!"

i went to the sink, put a glass in it, cut one end of the glowstick and inverted it. then i tried to cut the top off, too. somehow the scissors bent it and when the top came off it flung glowing liquid everywhere, speckling the kitchen and dowsing my eyes.

i normally leave all the lights off but it hardly mattered as i stupidly rushed blind to the bathroom instead of trying to rinse it in the sink.

admittedly, the five seconds of glowvision were pretty sweet. not to mention that moment between looking in the bathroom mirror and pulling the chain for the light.

long story short, i washed my eyes out and was fine. the chemicals weren't corrosive or anything but it burned like crazy.

TIFU by Giving Myself Glow-in-the-Dark Eyes