Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu. my roommate left early for thanksgiving break, so i thought, "i am all alone and can be as weird as i want to be!" and that is when the fuck-up began. my friend had given me a condom as a joke, and, being a lesbian, i didn't really have a use for it. since i was not going to use it for its intended purpose, i decided to just play around with it. kind of like a vegetarian playing with their meatloaf. it was so fascinating, this oblong, lubricant-greased balloon that was all my own. naturally, i decided to make a giant water balloon with it. that's right. i made a condom water balloon. first i tucked it inside of my shirt and laughed to myself about how i had made a condom baby. clearly, college life has made me a real adult. then i formed a funnel with my fist and watched my condom balloon slither through it over and over again. playing with a condom water balloon is quite fun. then the most genius idea i have ever had blossomed in my mind. i decided to stuff it down my bra and make super boobs! so hot. i turned on michael jackson's p.y.t. and danced around my room, shimmying my super boobs and slapping my ass in the mirror as if i were seducing myself. that was when i felt my bra becoming wet. uh-oh. there was a tiny hole in my suberboobs. i was pseudo-lactating. i thought, "oh well. i'm just going to keep on with my stripper routine as the superboobs drain away." then, all of a sudden, they burst inside of my bra. my shirt was completely soaked. i went to the mirror, fishing bits of condom out of my bra, and audibly said, "evaluate yourself."

TIFU by making fake boobs