Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had to wait until the weekend to post this, as per the rules.  it was a casual thursday evening and we were hanging out at mcdonalds, so naturally a couple of us decide to split a 20 piece order of mcnuggets.  i also got a mcflurry because they're fucking delicious.

we eventually make our way to starbucks and hang out there, but soon i begin to feel some sharp, lower intestinal pains, and ask for the code to the bathroom. turns out this starbucks has no bathroom, so i tell my friends some excuse about buying water and make my way back to mcdonalds, sphincter clenched as tightly as possible. i never get how you guys shit yourselves so often but that was the closest i've been since i was in diapers.

after a block and a half of jogging (i figured a sprint would be disastrous) with my phone in my hand so it wouldnt fall out of my pocket, i enter the famous establishment and rush to the bathrooms, shoving the phone in my hoodie pocket.  ok, no line.  first bathroom? shit! it's locked! second bathroom? success! i scurry in, quickly lock the door and throw down my pants and toilet seat, not really checking for cleanliness.  i just barely manage to avoid shitting my pants.  the catch? in the process of doing all of this, as i sat down my phone somehow slipped out of my hoodie pocket and fell between my legs into the toilet, by which point my anal evacuation was already halfway complete anyway.  i looked down, realized the fate of my phone was sealed, and shamefully flushed toilet.

TIFU by eating McNuggets