Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: we were having a family bbq and some friends and co workers of my parents were invited. naturally after one solid conversation most of the adults are too dull from years of the constant grind that i politely excuse myself to get on the sticks i have set up in their garage (nes, snes, n64). low and behold the my parents were repainting the guest room so there was a bed perfectly set up right in front of the tube, i fire it up and after a while i got into 8 year old mode and lay down on my stomach and move the bed even closer as i munch out and down cans of soda like its going out of style. 

well a nosy little boy heard they faint sound of mario kart and the "fuck you"s that were coming from the garage after every match. he does have the common decency to ask if he can come in and watch and i say sure and make sure to turn the censors on my vocabulary. well he goes around is is kinda looking all around in the room when he asks me if i'm ticklish, which i very much am. i tell him no because when you grow up your feet get really hard like a rock and you don't feel anything. 

he decides to test this theory, he tickles my foot and out of years of being teased about my sensitivity i had instinctive skills that immediately incapacitated any threats. so i pull my knee up to get away from the immediate danger and then lash out to repel and cock it again in case a second hit is needed. my foot and heel went right across his face and eyes knocking him back and immediately letting out a huge cry. 

everyone comes into the room, and from their perspective it totally looks like i lured this little boy with video games, candy and soda then botched the the actual molestation. well his parents leave immediately and i'm sitting there for the next few hours waiting for the cops to come get me for questioning. nothing. 

i saw them at a restaurant about a week later and this kid looked like uh, like if you would have put a ski mask on em, you would have sworn he was black. but the parents are pretty crass with the fact i basically entrapped their young boy to get kicked by a size 13.  i payed for their dinner and they're still cool with my parents.

TIFU by heel kicking a 7 year old right in his face