Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i was making ramen noodles just now, and when i went to open the flavor packet it slipped out of my hand. instead of letting the packet fall harmlessly to the floor, i decided to halt its descent by slamming it violently into my own dick.

hurt like shit.

TIFU by nut tapping myself