Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: bit of background, i have known this woman since i was a tot, and she has been my mom's friend since before that. this tifu happened a few years ago at a summer resort me and my family go to every summer. this particular time, mom's friend (lets call her patty) is having a rough time at home so mom decides to let her come up for a night to hang out and unwind. now, patty would be considered a milf, at least by my standards. she has luscious, wavy red hair, light skin, a decent body for a 40 something year old with perfectly round, only slightly sagging tits and an ass you could stare at for days. fast forward to midnight and i am ready to go to bed. as i am about to hit the hay, i realize my iphone charger is in with my stuff in the room patty is sleeping in. i quietly open the door to a pitch black room (the hallway was dark as well so i couldn't really see in). i walk to the end of the room avoiding chairs, her purse, etc all the while listing to patty snore like a fucking sasquatch. i turn on, but quickly cover as much as possible, my iphone flashlight as it lingers between 1-2% battery. as i fiddle around in my backpack i can hear patty rustle in her sheets and glance over to discover a sight branded into my brain. she is sleeping butt naked, ass facing the shitty little top bunk (she was in a bunk bed) with the blankets off. i was shocked to see this as we were in a small, apartment style suite with 6 of my family members, like wtf who does this. now, i was a horny 16 year old kid, and like most horny 16 year old kids, i basked in this magnificent sight. i got as close as possible without actually touching her. this may sound creepy to some, but the the guys of reddit, if you knew what she looked like, i would personally judge you for not at least looking let alone examine this once in a life time moment, oh, and it was for science *cough*. seconds after this, even though i had my iphone flashlight low, it must have affected her because she began rustling again. now this scared the fuck out of me, and i darted as quickly and as quietly as i could towards the door. however, this is where i tifu, i slammed my fucking foot into the foot of a chair close to the door. she immediately wakes up sits up and turns on the light catching me in my sleeping attire with a full on boner. she looks at me with eyes that are saying "what the fuck?" and buddy up in my head decides to let me say "you're naked...". you're fucking naked.. thats what i said. she looks at buddy downstairs, then back up at me and says "please leave". i did so with haste, and hit one off in the bathroom like a champ. the next morning i could barely get myself to emerge from my room out of sheer awkwardness. i was called out for breakfast and as i walked out patty made eye contact with me. we all sat down and she said she had a dream that night that someone was watching her sleep. i nearly passed out. thankfully, she never told mom, however whenever i see her, the tension is real. there was another incident with patty a year or so later, but thats for another tale

 


edit: apologize for the lack of indentation/paragraph format, i will do that when i post part 2, which i will post soon enough


edit 2: i have finally posted part 2 here - http://redd.it/2fm1w7

TIFU by walking in on my mom's naked friend