Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: (i'm kinda new to reddit so their might be some screw ups so please forgive me. sorry if it's to long.)
anyhow, today it was a casual friday; and i'm just your average teenager-it is 6pm for me. my mom decides to cook me this fabulous asian cuisine that me and my brother loved. we ate our food til' our bellies were full as hell. so about half an hour later i decide to go on the computer and relax my belly for a bit until. i feel this sudden urge in my belly constantly pounding over and over. looking down at my legs they vigorously start shaking. i realized i needed to take one of the biggest poops in my whole life. i suddenly start to panic in fear because it is very hard to maintain this entity while still trying to waddle my way to the bathroom.

 but something was not right. as i had finally reached my destination to happiness, my mom was in there. she had just started to take her shower. i could've simply got a key to open the bathroom she had locked but, you know how people say that moms get very frustrated when you walk into them naked. so i decided not to get the key. i thought to my self, "it;s just a bath right? how long could it simply take. i can probably hold it in just in time.". but i simply could not. i have proven the words of my self by simply "holding it in" wrong.

my face started to get red like a cherry, my thighs started to get sore from clenching the fatness of my butt cheeks, my arms tightly wrapped around my stomach as i can feel the poop coming in and out of my stomach. i was in agony. i could not simply ask for help in this kind of situation. i then slowly waddled my way into the computer room. i then started to patronize god to let me live in this such delicate but hard situation. he let me down. i could not simply "grasp" the peace i have asked for.

each minute, each second, each millisecond my pain got far far more worse. it has been 20 minutes, my mom has still not done her so called "bath".i am agonizing so badly i start to get on my knees for god's sake, i slowly start to shed tears from my face, but then i realized. enough is enough. i have decided to turn the tables. i went up to the door. asked my mom politely, so she wouldn't throw a hissy fit, of me seeing her naked, and you know what she said. she said "of course come in". at that moment. all hell broke loose. i charged through that door with my pants down waddling my way to victory. as the seat is warm from the heat of her bath. i'm glad. i have finally achieved victory. as i replenish my butt by letting all that disgusting feces out of my rectum. i am smiling, over filled with joy. as i turn to my left.

another tifu happens. i forget to get more toilet paper.

tifu by eating too much and basically killing my own anus for about 45 minutes to an hour.

TIFU By not asking politely.