Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: back again, for a story that doesn't involve me getting electrocuted - hooray for the small victories! this time was far less...shocking...and i was less pissed off than...well, we'll get to that.

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men - have you ever been on autopilot when you go to pee? it happens around the 12am mark for me, where you just know exactly what you're doing. whip it out, hit the water, jobs a good 'un. however, this evening went a little differently. it's bloody cold in my house at the moment, so i was winding down watching a film whilst wearing my bath robe (that's called a dressing gown over here in the uk) and i had the overwhelming urge to urinate.

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i opened my robe, pulled down my boxers, and began to relieve myself. i bent my knees briefly, and that's when i knew that i'd fucked up...

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apparently, i hadn't untied the drawstring that holds my robe shut, and my knee-bending had resulted in me pissing all over it, which in turn, made me piss all over myself and the floor. it was like somebody had popped a hydrant, and i didn't need to be "cooled off" by my own liquid waste. you know the scene in "the 40 year old virgin" where he urinates with an erection? it didn't hit me in the face, but i'd liken it to that. i had a delayed reaction as well because i was on autopilot, and i was peeing fine for the first couple of seconds before the knee bend.

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let's just say, i'll be sure to be more aware from now on, and now that it's over? i'm definitely relieved...

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gid

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for more random stories, feel free to check out my subreddit the totally pointless media broadcast over at /r/thetpmb - we make gaming videos and talk about stuff like this! thanks for reading.

TIFU by urinating whilst wearing my dressing gown/bath robe...