Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: been lurking reddit for years, decided to make a first account today, this story doesn't compare to other ambien tifu but here goes:

so this happened about a month ago. 

i was prescribed it a couple years back, hadn't slept well for a couple days so i took one of the four i had left. it was 10mg.

took it and laid down, woke up in the morning felt great and we'll rested.

got out of bed and noticed the empty bottle on my dresser with the top off, the other three gone missing.  that was strange but oh well, went to jump in the shower, took my shirt off and noticed in the mirror i had a big red circle around each of my breasts.  looked like targets, my nipple being the bullseyes.  thought wtf and was a little freaked.  went into the living room and found a red sharpie marker laying on the couch.

TIFU By taking Ambien.