Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm typing this post incident as a recap, it all happened today over the course of the last hour and a half.

i'm 29 years old and sitting in my office having a nice bowl of soup for lunch when i sense some gas. seeing as i have an office and can rip one off any time i feel the need, i see no issue continuing that practice.

this is where the fu occurred. something wasn't right after the fart and i knew it was different. i stood up and realize that i liquid sharted in my chair. i was in absolute panic mode. i used the paper towel that i was using for my face to clean up my chair and speed walked out of the office to go to 'lunch'.

i drove about 15 minutes to get home and sprinted up to the bathroom to shit, shower, and wash off the shame and shit mixture. after that i cleaned my shower, cleaned my car (since it ran through my dress pants) and threw everything in the washing machine. i drove as fast as possible to wal-mart to get some leather cleaner for my car seat and my office chair. i came home and cleaned up everything and returned to work. i closed my door for a 'conference call' which was me scrubbing the literal shit smell off my chair. 

i'm now typing this from the chair that is the scene of the crime. 

my car seat is cleaner and better but there is still an off-color stain that i can't remove that'll be a constant reminder of what happened there. 

what got me through the incident was knowing i could share that experience here since i will never tell anyone i know.

TIFU by sharting at work