Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: “this didn’t happen today”. on my previous [tifu](https://redd.it/6ox1x7) comments i mentioned this and this was requested. so here we go.

i was a 11 year old boy when it all happened. i was friends with this neighborhood boy. we used to go to school together, we played together, and we studied together. we were like peas and carrots and we loved each other’s company (in a platonic way).

he lived with his parents and his grandmother. his grandmother was a very peculiar person. she wasn’t crazy, but something was definitely wrong with her. maybe her mind slowly deteriorated with old age, maybe something else happened which i never knew. she looked fine when she chatted with me every once in a while but strangely she answered towards her dog juju instead of me. the dog used to stare at both of us while we were talking and he used to get very confused with who’s talking with whom.

this one afternoon we were really bored and decided to play hide and seek. another boy was there with us too. friend’s parents were out, he had a big house so the plan looked really fine. we drew sticks and my friend lost. the other boy and i decided to scatter and hide inside the house. i ran and opened the first door i could find upstairs and stormed inside for hiding.

and there she was, my friend’s grandma, completely naked in front of me - changing her clothes. a stream of awkward feeling flowed throughout my spine and i froze. grandma was confused too. juju was in that room also. he got confused way more than usual. the three of us were looking at each other for about a couple of seconds before i explained my situation quickly and went for the door to leave. as my friend screamed from downstairs “i am coooming!”, it all went wrong. terribly wrong.

granny grabbed my hand from the back and pulled me back inside the room and shut the door behind her. “well you got to hide boy!” she whispered with an excitement in her voice, “let’s hide under the bed, quick!”. and before i knew anything we three- i, juju, and crazy naked granny were under the bed.

she was in her mid-50‘s, she exercised and jogged regularly. she was fit. and as you can imagine 12 year old horny me had an erection of the size of an east coast lighthouse. with every passing second i became increasingly uneasy and juju got more and more confused. i wanted to run from there but granny was grabbing my hand with all the power she got in her naked body. 
after god knows how long, both of them boys stepped inside the room and started looking for me. as my friend said “i know you’re here man!” – juju barked “woof!”. my friend quickly looked down under the bed and screamed “ah got y…” , he froze in the middle of his claim. all of the blood on his face disappeared and went into my face. granny screamed, “you found us honey!” and juju said “woof!”. i didn’t say anything, not a word, and slowly stood up. the boner was still there. the three of us were confused beyond reason. we left both of them inside the room as soon as possible. i left the house soon after. too many questions were left unanswered that day.

after that incident our friendship never fully recovered from that pit.

TIFU by bumping into my friend’s naked grandma. [NSFW]