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Everyone in my office (mostly women) seems obsessed with who poops in which bathroom. There is one women’s bathroom upstairs where all of the cubicles are, and there are several downstairs where the main lobby, kitchen, and everything else is. On my first day here the HR rep told me the downstairs bathrooms were the designated “pooping”bathrooms. I’ve heard office gossip about one girl who allegedly poops in the upstairs bathroom just to spite everyone. At an office meeting yesterday one of the women in my office made an announcement to reiterate this rule, and complained that someone had pooped in the upstairs bathroom and that it smelled up the entire office. Even though whoever pooped had used the air freshener that’s in there, this apparently only caused the two smells to mingle. I feel that this is extremely petty and on the level of high school girl behavior. Especially to bring it up in a meeting as if it’s official business worth sharing to everyone. Personally I use the upstairs bathroom to poop if all of the downstairs bathrooms are full or if I just don’t feel like going all the way downstairs. I do feel a little spiteful when doing so because I feel they are being so petty about their “rule”. However my cubicle is not near the bathroom so I actually can’t be sure if it truly smells or not. I also don’t think that my poop ever smells that bad or strong, but I can’t be sure of that either because people tend to be a little smell blind to their own poop. I understand being disgusted by the smell of someone else’s poop, I also think it’s super gross. I just feel that these women take it too far, so I continue to poop upstairs. Am I the asshole for spitefully pooping upstairs, and possibly putting the petty women through the uncomfortable experience of having to smell my poop? 

(FYI I was given the name of the woman who is accused of spitefully pooping upstairs, it’s not me. Again I’m not sure if they know that I poop upstairs or not) 

pooping in the designated "no pooping" bathroom in my office at work