Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today i fucked up by almost killing myself. there are some stains that have been in my microwave for a few days, left behind by microwave popcorn butter. i decided today was the day i was finally going to get those pesky stains out. short on time, i gathered the strongest chemicals i could find, bleach and ammonia, and decided to mix them together for an even more powerful cleaning agent. what i didn't know, was that these two chemicals mixed together bubble and form into a heavy gas. as soon i mixed the two, my throat and eyes started to burn. i started coughing profusely. i tried to keep my eyes open but i couldn't do it, tears were streaming out and my eyes were burning. the overwhelming and quick acting fumes almost knocked me to my feet. i scrambled outside and gasped for air. that was the only thing i could think of doing.the effects started to subside. and i was able to breath normally after some time. i ran back in the house with my mouth tucked in my shirt and eyes squinted so that i could throw the mixture outside. i threw it outside in the dirt where it dissipated. luckily i don't have any lasting damage that i know of. now i know first hand why "they" recommend not mixing chemicals.

TIFU by almost killing myself