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Input: My wife and I live in a magical neighborhood where everybody knows everybody. Mostly everyone is friendly, and we have some neighbors that would truly qualify as friends - like the ones in this story. We've known these neighbors for at least 2 years, participate in activities together, have each other over for parties, and recently have even traveled over a weekend together. We've really clicked on a lot of values, conversations, and senses of humor. We all can tell some pretty raunchy jokes, and sexual innuendos abound. They're Catholic (we're not) and they have a very young baby (~3 months old).

So last weekend a mutual neighbor-friend invites my wife and I and this other couple over for dinner. The 5 of us are having a great time, making conversation and laughing, all sorts of jokes. Our host had made a cheesecake for dessert, and asked someone to whip some cream for a topping. The husband from the other couple happily obliges and quickly starts making masterbation jokes as he beats the cream (too easy, right?)

As we're eating, the other couple tells a story of how he likes to tell jokes but she often messes them up, and he proceeds to tell a joke about being embarrassed to have sex with fat girls, and then she told it how she butchered it.

In the course of conversation they mentioned how their baby slept through mass, and how the priest likes to wiggle the baby's toes on the way out the door.

I must have made a face like I was holding in a fart because our host leaned over with a twinkle in her eye and said "priest joke?" And I said something to the effect of "ehhh I'm just not sure they wanna get the priest started so early..."

And the dude said to me, seriously offended, "you may think that that is something to joke about, but the rest of us don't find it funny at all."

My wife quickly and sarcastically retorted, "Yeah, we draw the line at fat girl sex jokes". And everyone was quiet for a few seconds while trying to regroup.

The evening lasted another 30 minutes or so, and the rest of the conversations felt forced and awkward. I've since seen the wife of the other couple and we acted like everything was fine, but I haven't seen the husband.

Obviously no decent human finds it funny that priests have actually been so predatory. Just like I wouldn't have found it funny if he was actually in the kitchen beating his dick into a mixing bowl on front of us. Not every joke is funny, but I feel like my joke wasn't out of line with the rest of the humor of the evening.

AITA?

making a priest scandal joke