Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am still reeling from my own absolute stupidity after the events today (and still a little bit cross faded) so please excuse my slip ups in the writing.

from friday-sunday midday i was on business in amsterdam and had a personal day before my flight back on monday. after doing what work needed to be done on sunday (i work as a part time software developer whilst studying back home in the uk), i went to go spend the evening/night with my grandma, with the idea of passing through amsterdam for a 'coffee' stop the next day before my flight. i woke up on the day early, making sure i had plenty of time to go into amsterdam and catch my flight. after catching the train into amsterdam, i found a beautiful coffee shop that liked the look of and stopped there. i smoke rather infrequently and when i do, i use a bong or vape. i never smoke joints as they burn my throat so i am not sure how much i am meant to smoke. unfortunately they didn't have bongs so a joint was what i had to settle on; 'fortunately' the joint had a very long filter so the smoke that came out of it was much cooler than that i was used to on a joint. after purchasing said joint, i sat down and started chatting to the group of people next to me who lent me a lighter. the conversation remained rather light, where we were from, what we did etc. but by the time i had finished the conversation, 2/3rds of the joint was gone. and then it started to hit me and i realised i had fucked up.

i had to excuse myself from the conversation to go to the bathroom as i believed i was going to whitey (edit: throw up). luckily, after sitting down for a bit, i was alright but needed to be outside. inside simply felt too noisey and like there was too many people. i made my way to a canal where i sat on the side for a while and started to relax into it, enjoying watching the reflections on the water and the canal boats going by. i had never been this stoned without eating edibles before. as i started to sober up and had 2 things on my mind. chips and a cheeky cold one. luckily i also had 3 hours before my flight. i was going to be okay.

i managed to pick up some chips with mayo in amsterdam and caught the train to the airport, arriving 2 hours before my flight. security was a little odd but i fly regularly so i am well versed on how to go through and did so with no paranoia despite still being a 6/10. after making my way through security i went to go get a beer in the airport and sat down in the seats, relaxing, realising that i had made it for my flight and things were going to be a-okay. i walked over to my gate and sat down, looking at all the people queueing for a plane that had not arrived yet. i put my headphones on, saw my plane had been delayed and started browsing reddit as the beer started to hit me and mix with the weed. occassionally i looked up and an hour after my plane was meant to leave, the queue started to move. i joined the back and gave the check in lady my boarding pass smiling, thinking how nice a flight this was going to be.

'this is not your flight sir'  
'i'm sorry?'  
'your flight left an hour ago, you will have to go to the easyjet desk and try to get on the next one'

at this point i had realised that a queue had joined the back of my queue for the plane and in my slight stupor and distracted by headphones and music, i had completely missed the point where i was meant to board. whilst sitting less than 20m from the plane that i was meant to be on. i cursed myself but realised there was nothing i could do and made my way to the desk. it was there i saw a 2 hour long queue in front of it because they had cancelled another flight (yay for budget airlines) and realised, i was not going to be making it home today. i called up my grandmother and returned to hers. the worst part was both her and my father (who was meant to be picking me up from the airport) ripping into me (and rightly so) for my absolute stupidity.

 
got cross-faded in amsterdam. went to go catch my flight, sat at the gate, people queued for the next flight behind those queuing for my flight. assumed they were for my flight. sat there and did nothing as my flight took off and only realised when i tried to board the next flight

TIFU by getting cross-faded and missing my flight