Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: apparently "segue" and "segway" are not two different words. "segue" is pronounced "segway." 

i used "seeg" once or twice on a conference call today until a coworker pulled me aside and side "the word in that memo is 'segway', not 'seeg.'"

i feel like an asshole.

TIFU by pronouncing the word "segue" as "seeg"