Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: okay so this happened yesterday, first tifu worthy post.  
let me preface this by saying i have never used any kind of apple product before, only android and the pre-smartphone phones.  
onto the story...   
 
just over a month ago my android based phone decided to just stop accepting change and i was forced to go and borrow a family members phone while i save up the cash to go get it repaired. the only thing they have is an iphone 3, with the only other option to go without a phone i accept and they wipe it.  

now i have tried and tried to activate an apple account just so i can have everything on my own thing but for some reason apple hates me and doesn't let me open an account. so its still on my mums account, i thought i had stopped access to everything from my phone, contacts and such.   

apparently i hadn't done as good a job as i thought and here's where i fucked up. 
about a week ago a close female friend of mine and i were having a conversation that devolved into an exchange of sexy pictures. with both of us taking various risque pictures of each other doing things to ourselves for each others pleasure. 
unknown to me my younger sisters and mother are getting every one of these pictures uploaded to their home computer and their personal phones (youngest sister is on a shared network with my mother to monitor her use of it).  

so i visit my mums place for dinner to celebrate me getting a new job and she sits down and lets me know in front of both my sisters that i should really change the settings on my phone to stop photo stream sharing everything. seeing her sons dick and his friends "toy collection" isn't something shes interested in ever seeing.    

i don't think i'll use apple ever again after this.

TIFU because i have never had an iPhone before