Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened today. i know that's rare around here, but it wasn't truly my fu.

a little back story, my ex and i are currently in the middle of a custody dispute for our child. the court ordered a parental investigator to do a report since i had so many witnesses and the ex is unbelievably crazy.

the child investigator wanted to see how my daughter and i interact. the short and sweet of it is that the investigator is sitting there talking to me and my 5 year old daughter decides to start sniffing my crotch like a dog.

the only saving grace was that my two dogs were sniffing eachother at the time.

TIFU by having Dogs and an Impressionable child