Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: warning: mildly graphic

day off from work = take some time to manscape.

i've been doing this a while. i got myself a body trimmer, and use it for everything. it's faster, easier, cleaner, and less painful than a razor. today that all changed.

so i'm about 80% of the way through cleaning out the underbrush, and it's time to service the tree. off comes the trimmer guide- because i'm getting nice and close on this one- and away i go. everything is fine until we get to the underside. mid-stroke the clipper teeth grab a skin bump and searing pai-oh, that didn't hurt too bad.

but then i inspect the wound, and i know. this one's gonna suck. there's no cut, per se, but the clipper has ripped a pea-sized chunk of the epidermis most of the way off. and it's starting to bleed.

first step is to remove the skin flap all the way. a man's junk is a breeding ground for bacteria, and you do not want an infection. nail clippers were the closest/cleanest tool i had. more pain.

second step is to sanitize. see above about bacteria. hydrogen peroxide in unavailable, so an iodine solution will have to do. it works the same way, so moar pain.

no neosporin on hand? damn, alright good enough. apply bandage. lament lack of marijuana to distract from pain. consider day drinking. lament lack of sufficiently hard alcohol. post to reddit instead.

fear trimmer, for it has tasted blood.

TIFU shaving my junk