Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i'm in the shower having a go at washing my hair. my eyes are closed and i'm trying to remember the words to the second verse of 'lose yourself' (rapping in the shower = a great start to the day for me). somehow i manage to violently insert my middle finger up my right nostril whilst going through the motions of lathering my hair, thereby shoving my nose stud right up in thur.  ouch! fuckingfuckfuck! 

anyway, when i finally open my eyes and go in for the rinse, i realize that there is a deluge of blood coursing down my chest and into my belly button. natch, i had just cleaned my shower and i watch helplessly as blood splatters from my nose all over the pristine white of the tub and shower walls. trying to minimize the mess and allow my nose to clot, i tilt my head back out of the way of the water. bad idea. blood fills my mouth and throat and i sputter and sneeze three times, coating the walls, ceiling, shampoo bottles and shower curtain with a thick spray of blood and boogers. most of our towels are white, so i don't want to grab one, nor do i want to exit the shower in my present bloody state. so i turn the shower off, grab a piece if tp (the one time living in a shitty rental property with a tiny full bath actually comes in handy) and lie down in the bloody tub to wait for my nose to clot. 

when i finally had a chance to survey the scene it looked as if someone had dismembered a corpse with a dull fan blade in my bathroom. i sincerely hope that i cleaned up the mess sufficiently to get my damage deposit back when i move in a few months.

TIFU by giving myself the nosebleed of all nosebleeds in the shower.