Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so when i woke up this morning i felt the need to pinch one out. i said fuck it, didn't have time, and headed off to work. at work i had a long meeting and got distracted for the rest of the day by my job. i got off work and headed up to do laundry. then i went grocery shopping - all in all, i was too busy to stop and and let it go. so on the way home i grab some coneys (chili dogs to most of you) so i don't have to cook when i finish putting groceries away. it's 10:30pm by the time i wrap up. so finally i can feel this cramping pain in my gut as i pass the bathroom for the third time. i say hell with it and go take a dump. spend a half hour on the john filling the bowl. i get up and examine my handiwork, feeling more manly for dropping a deuce that was literally half the bowl. i flushed..and that was my mistake. water poured in, but didn't drain. prior to even getting to wipe i was cleaning shit-water off the floor. i think i had two shits build up and come out at once - i fucked up by not taking the time earlier to let the first one out :(

(trope avoided)

TIFU by holding a shit too long