Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu by eating chinese on easter day not paying attention while brushing my teeth. 

this happened this morning and has been a few days in the making.

so easter day, my wife and i are feeling like getting something quick and easy to eat for lunch before we head out to our family gathering. i go to a chinese restaurant and, although the sign said closed, it was open. there was not a customer in sight. long story short, we probably were served some old rotting chicken, got some kind of food poising and have been best friends with the porcelain god for the past few days. 

as a result, my butthole has been feeling pretty raw last night. i grabbed the white tube of desitin ointment we used for my baby, head to the bathroom and apply it. then, i tossed it on the counter and went to bed. this morning, i wake up feeling much better thanks to said desitin and head to the bathroom to shit, shower and shave.

i put some toothpaste on my toothbrush and notice somethings not tasting right. i figured my daughter must have been messing with my toothbrush as she's been known to do and keep brushing, moving on to my tongue. 

then it clicks. i'm brushing my teeth with desitin.

TIFU by eating Chinese on Easter Day not paying attention while brushing my teeth.