Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: gonna make this one quick. 

i work at a supermarket with an employee bathroom that makes most downtown detroit portable toilets look like the queen of england's personal bathroom in comparison. 

today i went into work with $300 cash in my pocket with the intentions of going to the casino after work with three of my buddies. around lunch time, i decided to make a trip to the bathroom. after completing the task at hand i decided instead of touching the toilet handle, that was most definitely coated in strains of bacteria that were yet to be discovered, i would use my foot to flush. as i lifted my foot up to press the handle down, my pocket decided to open wide and spill all of the bills into the forsaken bowl of no return beneath my outstretched leg.as the toilet started to flush, i plunged both hands into the filth, in hopes of retrieving some of the money. 

only recovered 20 bucks and ended up with hands that are stained brown for life.

TIFU by flushing almost 300 dollars down the toilet