Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this is and old tifu probably about 2 years ago.
so a while ago i really got the pyromania bug i was burning anything i could make or get my hands on, but sparkler bombs were getting old and tiresome so i decided to step it up a notch i recently downloaded the anarchist cookbook since i heard a couple of forums mention it also they did a vice video about it and i was like fuck it can't buy fireworks in australia so might as well. i look at the recipes which usually require a bit of money or something you could only get in america but soon i came along the recipe for napalm since i already had the ingredients  (styrofoam and petrol for lawnmowers) i decided why not it's simple enough thing to do just stick it in the cup then it makes the residue so i make about half a tin of this stuff and decide to save it for tomorrow night since my parents would be away and wouldn't have to worry about sneaking out. so night time comes and i talk to my friend about it and how i'm going to try it out so we go down to the lake and i pour a cup on the ground near the water and this is where i fucked up it suddenly ignited really quickly since me and my friend were a little stoned we started to freak out thinking we were going to burn everything down so i start to put stuff on top it thinking it would burn it even more to "control" burn it and that obviously didn't work so i started wracking the napalm thinking it would go put if i abuse it for some reason but obviously  that backfires and a glob of flaming napalm flings towards me onto my forehead luckily i blocked a bit or i wouldn't have an eye right now but after all that me and my friend still continue to the mall me blissfully unaware of how bad my blister was getting whilst we were there people looked in confusion at me. so me and my friend leave off to go back home i go to sleep for the night and next morning i wait for my parents to get home just realising how i'm going to explain why i burnt my head so my mom gets home and i i try to turn my heads in certain ways so she couldn't see it but the instant she saw me she started asking a bombardment of questions asking how i got the scar to which i replied i burnt my head on a light bulb she luckily believed me but deep down i know she knows i was bullshitting.
 
pyromania gets bored of old sparkler bombs
makes can of napalm
freaks out and burns self with napalm 
gets scar and has to say i got burnt by a light bulb 
mum still asks to this day waiting for me to slip up

TIFU by making napalm