Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so saturday i was with my girlfriend and we were driving around the city searching for fun things to do. at dinner, she ordered steak, potatoes and gravy. after dinner she wanted a taste of my baby gravy so i willingly and happily let her have it. after the blowjob fest in the back of my car, the only way to clean up was to use these napkins i found in the back seat. i wiped us up and found a little empty bag of pork rinds that i stuck the cum wipes in. i was going to take the bag out to the trash when i got home but i forgot. the next day, i'm driving my grandparents to the deli so we can grab some brunch. on the way home, she finds the bag of pork rinds and starts digging through it picking up the napkins telling me to not put my "snotty tissues" into a potato chip bag. i corrected her and said it was a pork rind bag but i was not about to correct her about the snot actually being semen. she got some "snot" on her hand and wiped it on her dress. needless to say, i fucked up.

 

edit: no my grandma did not blow me you sick fucks, yes my girlfriend didn't swallow woopdy doo

TIFU By letting my Grandmother touch my semen