Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've been sick for a few weeks with pneumonia, and just put some vapor rub on my chest since breathing is kind of not easy right now. i then used that same hand, without washing it, to adjust myself. this is not a pleasant feeling.

TIFU by adjusting my junk with the hand I had just used to put vapor rub on my chest.