Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: I keep getting unsolicited advice from people about things that I already know and it pisses me off. It’s from people who have met and know me and yet feel entitled to tell me things that I already know. Most recently it was about not sucking on straws after you get your wisdom teeth out. I’m was like “yeah, no duh, it’s the first thing the dentist tells you after they finish”. 

I also keep getting HORRIBLE advice about credit cards to (they keep saying to close the accounts I’ve paid off, even though it would kill my score because the accounts are old).

Same for “oh, you can sneak an extra gallon of gas into your car if you pull the handle”. Ummmm, no shit stain, when you do that on my car, it just spills out, but thanks for telling me how to gas up my car that I’ve been driving for 3 years.

I’m 35 years old and have had enough experience in life to figure a lot of things out. If I want your advice, I’ll ask.

responding rudely to unsolicited advice