Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened today. i'm in my late 20's and single for the first time since i was 18, and like any guy who might feel like they missed out on their prime party years, i've been living life like there is no tomorrow. unfortunately i also work a lot of weekends, which is a huge dilemma, but i have been living my life by the 'you only live once' mantra, so fuck it, i don't let  that stop me from having a good time. surprisingly enough my body has adapted fairly well so i have been scraping by on little or no sleep for days at a time as i juggle my work and social life as if i was a super responsible 19 year old party animal. it has been the most fun i have ever had, the past few months have been epic for me as i have always felt like i was sitting in the backseat of life just along for ride, and now i don't let a minute go by without maximizing social opportunities and new experiences.

a few years ago i met this girl named laurie throigh mutual friends. laurie is drop dead gorgeous, a few years younger than me, she is easily a 10 and if you strip away her glasses she's an 11. laurie and i never talked much beyond the casual hi, how are you; besides the fact that we were both in relationships, i was a bit intimidated by her, and quite frankly she made me nervous. 

fast forward to now. we haven't seen each other in a couple of years, i'm a new and improved version of my former self, and one drunken saturday night we match on tinder. she messages me, we exchange messages for a few days, and i invite her to a little get together at a friend's place. we meet up and we go enjoy a cool september saturday night with some drinks, a guitar, and good people around a backyard campfire.

(the fuck up actually began the day before this on friday. i was up early for work, and then went out on friday night. only a couple hours of sleep and i was up for work on saturday. knowing that i would need to be in good mental form (ie: not falling asleep) to make a good impression, i took a couple of caffeine pills before picking up laurie. about the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee. also of note is that i stopped drinking anything with caffeine or sugar a few months ago. i did not take that into account.) 

so somehow we end up back at my place (picking up another coffee on the way), one thing leads to another and somehow i end up in bed with the most beautiful naked figure i've ever laid eyes on.

now i'm a pretty modest guy but i feel like if there is one thing i'm good at its sex. not to say that i'm a god when it comes to smashing vag but as far as the overall experience goes i love to please, nothing makes me happier than driving a woman wild, and i really take pride in the whole thing. so what would happen to me this night/morning was about the worst thing that could happen to me under the circumstances. 

things are progressing well but mr happy is having trouble standing at attention. its taking a while but i eventually get hard-ish and here we go. within seconds i'm soft again. wtf. i'm able to get firm, and try again, but in the end i'm left with nothing but a weenis. this has never happened to me before. here i am with the hottest girl i've ever had in my bed and i can't even do the horizontal dance with no pants!!! i try and try, but in the end its just not working. i apologize profusely, trying to be as reassuring to her ego as i can, eventually realizing that the fatigue of being up for almost 48 hours straight combined with alcohol, an excess of caffeine, and lack of nutrition has turned me into a sad floppy mess. she got off anyway but she was definitely disappointed, not nearly as disappointed as i was/am though. knocked both of ego's down a peg. we cuddled for a couple of hours (i couldn't sleep, my heart was racing) before we got up, i drove her home and went to work.

with any luck i will one day make it up to sweet laurie (and myself) but i won't be holding my breathe. 

sorry if this story sucks, my judgement may be a bit off after being awake for 62 hours, just wanted to submit for the weekend deadline to get this off my chest. goodnight.

Tifu by replacing sleep with alcohol and caffeine