Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu by simply contributing to the birds and wildlife with a perfectly good apple core. i was riding shotgun, my boyfriend at the time was driving also eating a delicious apple. we both got to the core of our juicy fruits and looked at one another. 
boyfriend set his inside his cupholder, ensuring it's safe arrival to a trash compost or trash can.
i looked at him again and said, 
"what if i just throw it out the window?" 
he glanced at me skeptically, then shook his head.
     "but....why?" i playfully pestered him, it made me laugh.
"because, jamie. if you throw that out of your window, it will most definitely hit that lady behind us who can barely even see over her own steeringwheel. how will she react to an apple core aerial attack?"

i paused to contemplate his words and standpoint. i understood the consequences, i also understood the rewards.
i rolled down the window and hurled the core high up and backwards, then ducked into the tiniest ball cuddling the floor mats , giggling relentlessly. alas, shit got real. 
i not only made direct contact with the apple core, i hit this poor woman's windshield, causing a panic to erupt and i glanced behind us to see her feverishly striking her windshield wiper lever, apparently this was not enough to get her back on track. i hit that thing smack dab in the middle..... and my boyfriend wanted to say nothing to me at all for quite some time. we saw her pull off the shoulder, completely oblivious to the crime committed on her... only trying to resolve it and move on. i felt like an asshole, still do, and wont be chucking anymore fruit from my vehicle, ever.

TIFU by chucking an apple core out of my window while on the highway.