Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: saw something earlier on the front page about forgetting some rotting potatoes, thought i could add my dumbass actions.

i am a native tachilhit speaker, but once i moved to the us when i was young, i got a little bit rusty over the course of a few years due to speaking primarily english at school. 

my grandmother moved in from our native country to visit and stay with us for a few months. she speaks no english but i was easily able to communicate with her, seeing as i am mostly fluent in our language however i do tend to make the occasional flub. 

only my grandmother and i are home and i'm about to leave for a few hours, and she asks me before i go how to make our dinner soup for the night. usually the soups we eat consist of veggies like carrots and cauliflower and other things blended together with potatoes as kind of a base. its primarily potato and carrot. 


so i'm telling her all of the stuff she needs to cook in the pot and i emphasize potatos and carrots because they're the main ingredients. for some reason shes looking at me in this bewildered way, and is asking me "potatoes? you're sure you need that much potatoes?" and i tell her yeah its a potato and carrot soup, you need at least four potatoes, trust me its delicious. 
she stares at me and says fine, she trusts me. 

fast forward a few hours later when i get home and the soup is all done and everyone is ready to eat. i get the pot and look inside and i'm just like- what the fuck. 

turns out i completely mixed up the words "butter" and "potato" in my dialect and instead my grandmother put four to five sticks of butter instead of potatoes.  it was so incredibly greasy and disgusting looking that even thinking about it right now is giving me acne. like two inches of liquid butter just floating on top of the pureed veggies. it was some next- level paula deen shit. 

honestly, i feel like paula deen would have run away scared.

in my defense, potato in my language sounds a lot like the english word butter, so i must have just confused the two in my head. it was terrible. 

we ended up getting shitty chinese food for dinner that ended up giving my brother food poisoning. i'm never allowed to give anyone recipes in any language other than english again.

TIFU by actually forgetting what potatoes were.