Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu by shitting myself no more than 5 min after i left home. i get dressed for school (college) and i'm waiting at the bus stop across the street from my house and i feel a fart coming on. its a windy morning, kinda cold and while there was only one other person there waiting for the bus i thought "what the hell, the wind will blow away the smell". i let it rip and bam. shit happened. 

the bus i was waiting for is just about to arrive, less than 50 ft away and i start to waddle away trying to pretend i forgot something in an attempt to preserve my dignity. i get home and inspect the damage and thankfully it never hit my pants. as i'm sitting there on the toilet shitting the rest of it out and i can't help but cringe at the thought of the other person watching we waddling away from the bus stop just as the bus was arriving, after i'd waited like 15 min. i wonder if he could tell.

moral of the story, don't gamble on a fart.

Because apparently its been too many days since someone shat themselves. Lucking for you guys, TIFU.