Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened today. less than 10 minutes ago.

i live/work in nyc, and was walking home as i usually do. right now it is raining so the streets are pretty slippery & people are walking creating clouds of umbrellas.

i'm not the type of person to be looking down at their feet when walking. perhaps today if i did things would have been different.

i'm walking down a block when i feel that i hit something.

kicked something.

something that felt very light, i barely noticed.

i turn around and look down to see a really cute bird, perhaps 1/2 the size of my closed fist. it's wings are slightly spread and its feathers are ruffled. it looks around slightly, almost as if confused, and its tweeting.

only now that i am looking straight at it do i hear its tweets over the rain and the traffic and the people and the hustle of midtown.

fleeting thoughts enters my mind, "it probably has an injured wing", "perhaps i should do something?"

and i keep on  hearing the tweets.

it couldn't have been two seconds since i turned around before some else accidentally harms the bird.

unlike i who hit it with the toes of the foot, he hit it with the ball of his.

he full on stepped on the bird, kept on walking, perhaps it being 100% bellow his notice.

i barely noticed the birds leg twitching before the bird, or well what was left of it, was punted.

now the bird pretty much just resembles roadkill.

is there such a thing as sidewalkkill?

i look around bewildered. no one else is looking. was i the only one that cared? how... cruel. how cold. the rain felt for a moment rather fitting. 

i sit back now wondering if this was my fault. most likely the bird was already injured well before i kicked it, otherwise i probably wouldn't have.

i was an instrument of death today, cause or not.

 

tifu by ending a life on the way home from work.

TIFU by walking down the street.