Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu.  and not 2 years ago... not 1 month ago... not yesterday.  at work, we got a new district manager and loss prevention manager.  they are basically royalty of 13 stores.  now, recently the district managers have been looking internally for promotable talent.  i do what any boss would do, and dominate the group during the evaluations.  this basically puts me into a position to become a store manager within the district.  

about a month after these evaluations i was told that i was a top candidate for a brand new postion, at a different store, within the company.  this is huge as its a fortune 500 company and i am getting a opportunity at a huge job that could determine the future of this position.  they tell me i will start soon.  red tape prevails.  the process was drawn out 5 months with me being told several times of a non-existant start date.  i start to become frustrated.  

finally, today, the call comes.  the district manager and loss prevention were both on the line.  i was offered a 45% raise and multiple other benefits.  a career with more money and tons of opportunity.  the district manager says, "how does that sound?"  my reply:  "thank you for the offer, it sounds great but give me an hour to think about it, thats a lot of gas to the new store and stuff."  ...silence... "i will call you at 430."    somehow, my frusturated brain decided to pull the power move.  except it wasn't a power move.  it was me bitching about $40 dollars in gas a week.  i know this because shortly afterwards he called my immediate supervisor telling him that the talks with me "hadn't gone well."  i called him at 430.  no answer.  tifu.

TIFU by rejecting a promotion.