Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: new pitbull woke me up at 7am to go outside. i rounded up all the dogs and took them out. i forgot to take off the pitbulls diaper (he isn't housebroken yet) and tried to catch him before he pissed in it. i ran outside in nothing but my underwear, hit a patch of ice, busted my ass, jumped up and chased a diaper wearing pitbull across a minefield of dog shit in 28f weather.  
i hope at least one of my neighbors saw it. it would be ~~a shame~~ a fucking crime if that whole sequence of events went unnoticed.

TIFU by ice skating after a diaper wearing pitbull in my underwear