Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: couple of months ago, me and a group of friends decided we were going to end the summer semester by doing shrooms together. our experienced friend suggested we all do an eighth for our first time trying it. such a terrible, terrible idea.

everything was going well until i decided to shut my eyes and falling asleep upstairs in my friends room while everyone else was downstairs. during my sleep i started having nightmares and was moving unconsciously that i have no recollection of. i was told i was rolling around on the ground, playing music on the laptop, and uttering nonsense. with all my friends high on shrooms, nobody knew what to do and they had no idea i wasn't acting on my own.

they tried waking me up to no avail. they soon got desperate because they didn't know how to control me while i was sleep flailing. they then come up with a brilliant plan to try to knock me unconscious by punching me as hard as they can. one of them punches me in the stomach, another punches me in the chin, and another punches me in the eye. apparently i was unfazed and still rolling around and rambling nonsense.

the final resort was calling 911 on me. i understand they did this as a last resort and that they were scared, but because they called 911 i was taken to the hospital and had my swollen face checked out. 

i lied to my dad about the shrooms and told him i only went to the hospital to get my swollen face checked out from falling down the stairs. now the insurance bill came and his insurance doesn't cover the county hospital i went to and every lie i foolishly made is going to come full circle and nip me in the butt.

TIFU by eating too many shrooms and lying