Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: reddit.. today i fucked up.

here i am, little old 16 year old skadz, getting out of third block here in sunny senegal, just waiting for school to end so i could go home and enjoy my weekend. of course, me being me there was no way that would happen. during third block i started getting cramps in my stomach, i quickly realized this was due to the fact i have not shit in three days. now, i'm sure some of you have done this before, and know the feeling. but to those who are normal and shit regularly, here's what not shitting in three days feels like. it's.. it's horrible... imagine cramps every small movement you make, every small movement.. it's like being eaten from the inside out, along with what feels like your shit trying to claw its way out of your mouth.
         anyways, back to the story reddit. i quickly and badly realized i needed to go to the bathroom. so soon after third block ends and i head to the bathroom with my five minute break, i come to realize that what i was taking was not a shit.. no, what it was could only be described as giving birth through your asshole to a massive black turd. this lasted over and over again, and then resulted in my fourth eye spewing little nuggets every where during the whole 4th block. after school has ended i leave and walk right past my math teacher. the one whose class i was supposed to be attending. she says, "go to the nurse, go to the principle then come back to me." i do as i was tasked. nurse says she can't help me, oh well. i go to the principle's office. he isn't there, oh well. i go to her class, she informs me that she has sent an email to my mom and has also filled out a form reporting me for skipping her class, to the principle... i'm furious, but i manage a "have a nice weekend," and i leave. 

now reddit.. now i'm waiting for my mom to arrive home so that i get my shit-pushed in. 
r.i.p skadz


 

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TIFU by "skipping class"