Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as with most of these posts this happened some time ago.

it was 2009 and i was in the midst of enlisting in the army national guard to help pay for college.  because i used to smoke pot pretty consistently, my recruiter had me take piss tests to make sure i was clean before i made my trip to meps to make things official.  let me set the scene for you; my recruiter was little more than samwise gamgee with a buzzcut and full army garb and i had just come out of the bathroom.  i cut my way awkwardly through the gymnasium inside of this massive armory carrying a rather full cup of my urine.  i set the cup down on his desk while we discussed the things to come and how enlistment day would go down.  he snapped latex gloves onto his little hobbit hands and continued to talk while i unscrewed the top to my piss cup.  apparently he wasn't paying attention because instead of grabbing the actual cup he just lightly gripped it's top and lifted it from its resting place on his desk.  before either of us knew what was happening there was a flood of pee all over him, his desk and his office floor.  i don't know what was funnier, samwise shaking his hands, shuffling his feet around while mumbling "ew....ew...ewewew...." or the tiny dripping noises of my pee running from his desk to the floor.  i was lost in a giggle fit while he grabbed the least absorbent paper towels possible (you know the brown ones they make you use in school) and handed them to me.  while it was no pleasure cruise having to wipe up a puddle of pee, cleaning up my own urine has never been so rewarding and i'm sure his office contained the sweet, sweet undertones of my pee for weeks.

TIFU by taking a drug test