Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: disclaimer: i did not know that you were supposed to trim pubic hair before waxing. moving on...

today i decided to buy some waxing strips from the supermarket and give my lady bits some tlc. i've tried hot wax on my legs before but i couldn't be arsed today so i bought some of the cold wax strips that you rub between your hands. 

i come home with my newly purchased item and i go into the bathroom to begin the procedure. i read the box and decided to try out the strips on my arm first (just in case anything went wrong :') 

i rubbed it between my hands attempting to warm it up and then placed it on my arm. i pulled the strip off, minimal pain...all good. except no hair came off!!! after some googling it turns out it's because the wax wasn't hot enough.

so my inner einstein suggests that i microwave it for twenty or so seconds. i did just that and returned to the bathroom with my nice and warm strip. i take off my dress and my pants and prepare for the pain. i place the strip across my entire vagina and prepare to pull.

it was uncomfortably hot and i was starting to regret my decision to microwave the strips. i took a deep breath and ripped that fucker with all my might. i saw stars, my head was spinning and tears were streaming from my eyes. i screamed and looked down at my cooch. i'd only managed to pull about half the strip off!!!

at this point i was seriously considering living my life with a waxing strip attached to me rather than having to pull it off! the strip didn't even pull any hairs away instead it left me with a sticky tangled wax coated mess between my legs. i decided to grab the scissors from the cabinet and just cut the strip off. now here's were i really fucked up!

i had one leg on the bath and the other on the ground, as i went to grab the scissors i basically cemented my legs together with the wax stuck to my pubes. i was like a penguin and as i waddled towards the cabinet i slipped on the other strips in the packet and fell towards the toilet.

i woke up an hour later in accident and emergency, the waxing strip was gone and i lie here typing this right now with a concussion and a broken nose :)

never waxing my lady bits again!

TIFU by trying to wax my vagina