Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so tonight i'm all pissed off at my husband because we fought and i figured i could go cool off and buy some groceries. i was probably in the wrong and a total bitch.

i get in my car, turn up some music, and begin my escapade. 2 minutes into my drive i feel something crawling on my cleavage, it's dark, i look down and can't see much. turn on the overhead light, hai it's a wolf spider. i pull over, get the fuck out of the car and start doing some crazy dance that i'm sure the people driving by assume i'm on something. some guy pulls over to ask if i'm ok, i tell him what's up, he dies laughing. 

go to the grocery store all wigged out, talking to myself because at this point i'm practically nuts. buy my shit, get back to the car, sit down and chill. i'm not a heavy smoker by any means but when i'm pissed off or anxious i'll have one. so i do. 

on my five minute drive back through the **suburbs of chicago**, dude in front of me swerves to avoid a deer, said deer runs in front of my car so i'm trying to get the fuck out of the way without killing any humans. about 10 seconds later same dude swerves again, this time killing a skunk and i get skunk ass right through the vents. 

i get home, drop the groceries on the floor, husband looks up immediately realizes at least part of my story because i'm sure i smell rank. he laughs and says "karma, bitch". 

the end. 

p.s. first story in here so i'm sorry if it sucks.

TIFU by driving to the grocery store.