Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i was watching my brother’s soccer game. it being a club founded in the 1940's and of a certain ethnic background, the typical mentality is; if it’s not broke why fix it. so while being one the most dominant clubs with a massive following. everything is ancient and never maintained, especially the toilets. here is where i fucked up… i hadn't used the toilet before i left.

the weather was a standard winters day, absolutely terrible. i had eaten [ćevapi] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%c4%86evapi), which is served with cabbage salad and onions in roll. after 2 of these and a coffee i began to get stomach pains which i thought was because of the cold and not peeing prior to the game.


**i could not have been more wrong…**


after i pissed and returned to my seat, the pain was still there so i returned… now the state of the toilet was not the best but after 50 layers of toilet paper it was useable. so i bent over to pick up toilet paper when disaster struck, the demon inside of me could not wait. i clenched like i had never clenched before (i mean i could have turned concrete to dust without breaking a sweat), but no, the beast could not be tamed. i had sharted. for the first time since childhood i had shat my pants.
at this point i panic, rip my pants off and squat unleashing the power of zeus via my bowels.  the toilet was a mess though i had managed to miss myself apart from what was already collected in my undies. i spent and i shit you not 30 minutes wiping my ass. i always keep emergency clothing in my cars boot so i was lucky i had a change. 

i was so naive to once judge those of you who had shat there pants.

TIFU by bending over.