Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: was not today but last week. 

any way be me a horny 17 year old, living at home with my two parent and one sister,  playing some elite dangerous when suddenly the power went out.  

so i decide to lay on my bed and wait it out, keep in mind its evening and it was dark out thanks to the storm so people are still awake in my home. we light candles and the whole thing we all hanged out in the master bedroom when suddenly i got a little horny. this is where i fuck up.

  i left the master bedroom and headed to my room down the hall, i closed my door and contemplated rubbing it or not. i though "fuck it i can rub one out and even if some one walks in the wont see" what could go wrong right? ok so i have two tumblr accounts one for my daily stuff and anime and the other for my "science" research, (i have at&t and they provide back up batter for modem in case of power outtage) so i log in and start the deed.

     { some details that are needed for the story is that my room is a cliche bedroom: my computer and desk on the far side of the room on the right corner, walking in from the door you will see it, and immediately to the right of the door is my bed}

  it was glorious rubbing it to sweet amateur college girls...close to climax i hear a noise out side my door i didn't think much of it (cuz im fappping here, fuck that right?) i fapp furiously as i get cum all over my crotch  and navel...  when the door starts to open, i throw my phone under the covers and just lay there naked and i hear my moms voice asking "is everything ok sweety" i reply shakingly " y-yeah" ... i think to my self "thank god the lights where out or else she would have seen me ..." at that fucking moment the lights come back and my mom is in shock as she sees my naked, erect, cummed on 17 year old penis ... i died .. she closes the door and starts to scream... so yeah i fucked up

TIFU by Masturbating during a blackout at the wrong time.. Possibly NSFW