Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened just a couple of hours ago. for clarification, everyone in the story is male and gay.

my ex and i had a bad breakup (posted about it before, but not going into much here). the short story is he told me he felt guilty about having his friend, who i'll call "t," manipulate him into having sex, and decided he couldn't stay with me because of the guilt. he also pulled some shit of continually telling me i did nothing wrong, but telling others how i was a colossal waste of his time.

he constantly told me how t manipulated him, and that he's been trying to stop contact, but he can't bring himself to do it because of their long standing friendship. he couldn't do it with me either, saying how he felt we could start over at some point in the next few weeks (while also constantly saying we couldn't have contact outside of social events). today we came to the consensus that we can't have any contact for a few months because of how he's leading me on without realizing it, and i plan on sticking to it.

i, however, decide to take the step he couldn't, and speak my mind to t, telling t about how t constantly manipulated my ex into doing things that disgust him, and how he blames t for our relationship ending, and that t should do what i'm doing and give my ex space for a few months to contemplate everything.

i message t on fb, and he calls bullshit to the accusations, saying that they were baseless and that i simply couldn't handle the fact my ex dumped me and then had sex with t. my ex also went on to t about how immature and stupid i was acting after the breakup because my ex did "absolutely nothing wrong" because he was "100% honest" about his opinions to me. (see previous posts for info on the breakup and why this is bullshit)

i sent t screenshots of conversations with my ex describing how t manipulated him into having sex when he did not plan on it, and how his attraction to t is akin to a crack addiction, as well as the explicit "if t didn't fuck me, we'd still be together" one. nothing in these posts related to the issues he supposedly broke up with me over.

well suffice to say t's surprised by this. it turns out that they did sleep together, after my ex told t that he was dumping me. my ex went and spoke to him about how unhappy he was with me, and that he feared my reaction if he dumped me. t told him he had to dump me because it would just eat away at my ex if he didn't. after concluding that he would dump me, my ex decided that he would reciprocate t's offer of having "good sex" (apparently not having t's 8"+ dick made my ex resent me).

well now i realize something: my ex only slept with t so he could have an excuse to break up with me. he needed a scapegoat to blame for his actions because he thought it would be better than actually saying that he wanted to end it because he didn't want to be with me.

turns out my ex is an even bigger fuckhead that i previously imagined, and had no problem trying to throw his friend under the bus to cover his own ass.

i'm suddenly cool with t, and he wishes me best of luck in life (t still tried to blame me for everything, but i expected nothing else given his history of "it's never my fault" excuses).

TIFU by speaking my mind