Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i know this sounds weird, but bear with me for a sec. i love spicy things, and as such, i love tabasco. recently, i got about 3 large bottles of the stuff from costco and decided i would keep a bottle at my desk so that i could use it whenever i had food with me.

after a little bit, i decided to drink the stuff in small sips because mmm fuck yes does it taste good. at this point, i've nearly finished my 400ml bottle and pretty much destroyed my tongue over the last week or so. this is where i fucked up.

it's bloody hot in australia right now, and my tongue is dead (i think), and because of this, i could barely tell if any sauce was dripping into my mouth even if i were sucking the bottle.

about 20 minutes ago, i was letting some sauce trickle into my mouth, and before i realised it, my throat was on fire. i had accidentally poured tabasco into my trachea. i felt my entire throat seize up and i could barely breath for a minute and was half flopped onto the floor for the next 5.

 

edit: did some research related to this, turns out 'inhaling tabasco' can actually kill via laryngospasms which basically means the entire throat area to swell or seize up, leading to respiratory arrest... :'(

edit 2: just woke up, throat feels kinda icky, though not too bad thankfully. don't think i have any lasting damage

TIFU by drinking Tabasco Hot Sauce