Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: at a permanent carnival in rehoboth beach, delaware on vacation.  saw this "paratrooper" ride and wanted to scare the kids and perhaps the wife a little.

picture of a paratrooper:  http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6132/5945256932_d80dae51cf.jpg
video of a paratrooper:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpn9lruc2j4

i had my five year old with me, and in the car in front of me my wife had my three year old with her.

the ride is about 40 feet of the ground at its peak and spins you around at a swift pace.  the only thing keeping you in is a single bar.  there are no seatbelts or any other kind of restraints.  the ride was operated by a pimple-nosed 15-16 year old probably making minimum wage.

long story short, the sole restraint in my wife's car failed.  she started frantically screaming.  i laughed at her until i heard her f-bombing and saying "the fucking bar (restraint) is open".  my wife clung to my three year old with one hand, and to the back of the her seat with the other.

i then begged and pleaded for the operator to stop the ride each time we passed by him.  he was clueless and only stopped it after about 7-8 revolutions.

apparently he couldn't understand what "fucking stop" meant.  all the bystanders on the ground did nothing to help us, perhaps they didn't realize, but even i could realize and i was on the ride behind her.

TIFU by taking my family on a sketchy carnival ride.