Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as most tifus i've read this also didn't play out today, it happened like 10-11 years ago. i used to live on the country-side and was best friend with a neighboring kid in my age. occasionally a mutual friend to us would visit and we played in the forest, often in indiana jones kind of expeditions. 

so this day we find a rusty old crafting knife that we practice throwing into trees (and failing at it, almost making it bounce back on ourselves). lunch-time made its claim as faint growls in the pits of our stomachs, so we decided to head back. we were then currently standing on top of a small hill in the forest and i was last in the line of three. i remember i stopped and watched them go while i contemplated what to do with the knife. so i shout down the hill asking them what to do. 

"just throw it!" they shouted back and continued walking. so i decided not to throw it towards my friends, because that would be insane, but instead of just letting it drop or throw it over my shoulder i turned to the direction known as north-east from my position. and i throw.

i see the red handle of the once shining blade twirl in the air, smiling in awe as it cuts through the air like... like a knife, i suppose. suddenly it hits the massive being of a breathing tree but is not stuck. it bounces. and because of the, now horrible, angle i chose to throw the knife, it quickly changes direction towards the pair of my oblivious friends. the last thing i see before me and my best friend's mutual brother of adventures sacks to the ground, is that red handle staring back at me like the eye of a demon. 

i sprint down the hill and catch up to my buddy who's holding his head in pain. i was prepared for the worst but luckily enough he was only hit with the handle so he was never cut. he got a nasty bruise but he covered it with his hair and we went on with our day.

TIFU by trying to avoid killing my friend