Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: like all submissions in this sub, this happened over saturday night/sunday morning.

let's preface this little recount with the premise that i'm totally and utterly inept when it comes to identifying hints from women. i do not pick up on them. i am completely clueless. i'm like that catholic girl in seventh grade who didn't know that she had a pee hole as well as a vagina. anyway, moving on.

i was just having a nice bong session at a mate's house party when this fine young lady comes up to me, with a huge ass fucking grin on her face. her face. i recognized her face but couldn't remember her name, nor where i knew her from.
"it's me, woodenial!" she said.
"oh yeah?" i replied, lamely.
she laughed, told me her name, gemma, and then it all clicked. i had met her at a party a couple of months ago and we got along really well, we had lots in common. one of the things that we had in common was that we hadn't seen many disney movies. so i bring that topic up.
"so, gemma, you seen any disney movies lately?"
"no, but i just downloaded toy story!"
"oh that's awesome, i wanna see that!" i reply.
she smiles, bites her lip, and says i should come over and we can watch it together.

keeping in mind that this is about 1am, this should have been my first hint that she was dtf. but, being a clueless fucking idiot, i didn't pick up on it. i was far too preoccupied with my own excitement about watching toy story for the first time and far too enamored by her charitable nature to realise what was happening. so off to her house we went...

we laid down on her bed, she set up her laptop, and put on toy story.
"hey woodenial, do you mind if i take off my pants? it'll be a little hot."
"not a problem. i might do that too. you mind?"
"nope"
that's hint number two. that's a big fucking hint. but there's me, completely shrouded by naivety laying in her bed, under the fucking sheets, with a girl with no pants on, and me with no fucking pants on either, and with the genuine belief that neither of us wanted to get too warm.

so, anyway, we watch the whole fucking movie without any as much action as holding hands. i mean, we chatted and made lots of eye contact and she giggled a lot (probably another hint, she laughed at all my shit jokes, such as "venison is dear.")

anyway, i had worked 13 hours that day and i was fucking exhausted. on top of that, i had been smoking the ganja earlier that night, and it was like 2.30am at this point as wel,l so i was ready to fall asleep.
"hey, girl, do you mind if i sleep here tonight? i can't really get home."
so she turns to me smiling, with that same big ass fucking grin she had when she first came up to me in the night, bites her lip, again, and says
"sure, if you want..."
big hint number fucking four

so i fell asleep.

while i was sleeping, it all clicked. the whole night flashed before my eyes, each hint bulging out just screaming that i am a fucking idiot. i look at her, and she's only 5cm away from he - she hadn't given up hope of any action, a true, honest and optimistic warrior she was - so i do what any man would do in my situation.

i hold her hand.

i hold her fucking hand.

which actually turned out to be an okay move, because this progressed to cuddling. but nothing more.

so, yeah. i tried my fucking hardest to not get laid and i succeeded.

but, i'm seeing her again this thursday. so it wasn't a complete fuck up, i guess.

TIFU by not identifying hints that a woman was into me