Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this just happened not 5 minutes ago.so little bit of back story, i spent this summer growing a thai chili pepper plant on my balcony (i live on the 2nd floor of my building) and tonight i decided to cook with some of my ripe ones in some sauce. so i chop up 4 peppers to mix in my sauce and dinner is made, great!. now after chopping the peppers i make the brilliant decision to not wash my hands (i had taken my contacts out before to avoid burning my eyes, so i’m good right?) wrong. 
now my so and i are into ass play on both giving and receiving ends. tonight i was doing some man-scaping getting ready for her to come over. so naturally i try and have a bm before she comes over so im all clear, and i decide it would be a good idea to stick a finger in myself so i can check to see if the roads are clear. i immediately realized my mistake. i didn’t know my asshole could have tastebuds, but lo and behold i can feel the fire of every seed searing the inside of my rectum. i would consider doing an enema of milk, but i’m lactose intolerant and eating milk is hard enough to shit out as it is, let alone pouring it up my ass before it would explode back out.. my so should be here in about 20 minutes, so i’m sure this will make for a fun conversation.

TIFU by shoving thai chilis in my anus