Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this story is a bit old but it's something i chuckle at and a defend saying to this day because i am an awful human being with 0 filter. 

my family loved to try eating out somewhere new every couple of weeks just to see if they were any good and that day we were heading towards the waffle house. we had all heard the stories of waffle house being a mecca for rednecks so we decided to give it a go because that stereotype was honestly a bit unfair. til we got inside.

in the dimly lit diner there was but one old man reading a paper and drinking coffee and a young waitress about 19-24 at most. she greeted us and asked us for our choices after handing us our menu's. i noticed there was all the essential cooking apparatuses behind her and i was wondering "where the hell is the cook"? turns out at the wafflehouse the waitress both takes and fills your order.

so as she began to cook our food she began to tell us a story. a story about how her boyfriend is a bit of a "loser" for about 10 minutes and how her lifes a bit of a wreck. this lasted far too long. i just wanted my goddamn hashbrowns. then she gets into a tale about how shes 3 months pregnant..

she looks very well kept for 3 months pregnant. washboard stomach and the works. i knew several women who were pregnant and i saw each one by month three have a baby bump. not much but there is little way they could have a washboard stomach and be 3 months in.

this irked me.

here i am sitting in a diner watching and listening to a girl who was cooking my hashbrowns in front of us talking about her lifes story and why it's shit while i look to my left and notice a tip jar.

i am irritated. i am hungry. i want my goddamn hashbrowns. and i want to leave.

so then she says how her boyfriend who is "such a loser" wont pay for the abortion for the 3 month old "baby" she is harboring and that she is too poor to afford it herself and she doesn't have medicare.

my internet mindset ripped through my weakened barriers of self restraint like wet paper trying to hold back a mad wolverine with assistance from my slowly compounding irritation.

"have you tried falling down some stairs" i said. the room turned into a vacuum of sound. my family looked upon me with horror as if i was carnally feasting on the infant itself. not saying they didn't think it. i am their child and we share similar levels of tolerance. but they have far greater restraint than i. 

she turned around and asked "what did you say?". my dad who is a somewhat master of diffusing situations since he did nothing but manage people for the past 20 years fabricated an excuse for about 5 minutes and having me apologize.

i knew had we not been in vision of her cooking our food it would be garnished with a few ml's of spit. thankfully she was cooking in front of us. my parents left a charitable tip and left.

when we got to the car every single one of them. brother, mother, and father burst into a roaring laughter. i am their child after all. their thoughts were echoed by my own.

but it sure as shit made eating that meal more awkward let alone for the rest of the time she really didn't talk about herself again.

 

for those curious http://www.yelp.com/biz/waffle-house-blue-springs that is the one i went to several years ago.

go ahead and read the reviews for yourselves.

TIFU: I suggested a cheap way to have an abortion to a gabby waitress in front of my family at Waffle House