Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this just happened like 20 minutes ago. so i have this "thing" where i like to remove the callus stuff from under my finger nails, and i like to pull the side of my finger nails away from the skin. not in like a super grotesque way, but just pull it apart a little bit. you wouldn't notice unless you reaaallly look at my fingernails. 

well, anyways, after i pull the skin apart, i like to apply a lot of pressure to it so i get that sharp and deep pain. it gives my body tingles and it just feels really good.well, as i was tightening a rubber band around my finger, like really tight and my mom saw me doing it. 

i thought nothing of it and she started freaking out. she was asking whats wrong and what drugs i have done. after i explained to her i'm completely sober and nothing is wrong, she is asking me 100 questions as to what the fuck i'm doing. she asking if i need to see a doctor, saying that it's fucking sick what i'm doing and i seem really crazy.

after a few minutes of explaining why i like it she started to calm down, but said "when i saw people hurting themselves in prison, we'd give them medication." she gave me some super weird look as she was walking away saying "we're going to talk about this tomorrow!"

honestly, i don't know why i like the pain, i just do. it's not like i'm causing major bodily harm to myself. it's just a little pain feels really good.

 

edit: i forgot to add i don't leave the rubber band around my finger for more than 5-10 seconds. i know cutting off blood circulation for prolonged periods of time causes major problems.

TIFU by making my mom think i'm crazy. (NSFWish)