Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i must say that his was a couple of years back, maybe sophomore year.  i was running for vice president of our class (i run for a position every year even though i never win, i just don't want to regret it later).

anyways, it was time for me to get up and do my speech.  now, i've never been the best at speeches.  in my eighth grade speech, i decide not to wear glasses or contacts to try and ease the anxiety since i wouldn't be seeing the the people (horrible idea) and i ended up insulting some girl who was running because i made a joke about her position and was apparently staring straight at her- the crowd went 'oooh' and she apparently teared up a bit.

what makes be bad at it, you ask?  my writing isn't too bad but it's better aimed at thirty-year-old men or as a ted talk than for high school children.  i'm not very good at actually speaking in public either- my body temperature drops and i start to shiver, stutter a bit, and my mind goes completely blank.  i also go into what a friend of mine once called 'hitler mode'.  i become very authoritarian and cold.

in this speech, i didn't have a piece of paper with me, so no guide unless my memory served me well.  in fact, there was no podium this time either, it was just you on stage in the auditorium.  i walk up and the activities director passed me the microphone.

'hey, i'm gabe', i started and then started talking about some basic leadership stuff, although i try to avoid being like almost everybody else's speeches which begin with 'merriam-webster defines leadership as…'.

at this point my mind starts going blank, i start to shiver a bit although it was probably contained, and then i stopped speaking for a second, booting up hitler mode, and i said the dumbest possible thing: ’y'know, i just really don't like people.'

half of the crowd just frowned (one of my friends told me that his little area liked me and then went into a minor depression at the severe tone and dark look on my face), thinking of why i wouldn't like them, what they'd done to deserve my hatred.  my friends start laughing their asses off, and the activity director is probably just shaking his head.

needless to say, i lost again.  but hey, at least i tried. :/

TIFU by Saying I Hate People in Speech