Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a not so long reader and subscriber here, in fact i'm a somewhat new redditor, and i'm loving it!

i have been playing pokémon series for a while, and i'm a huge fan of alakazam, i have been using that badass for generations, and recently i was able to hatch a shiny abra, it was incridible, even thought it's not that different from a normal abra, it really shine when it get to be alakazam, but for that i would need some help.

yesterday, it evolved to kadabra, and as any kadabra, it was ready to be traded to be what's meant to be: an alakazam, in this case, not a normal one, a majestic pink alakazam. 

i started talking with a irl friend over the internet to know if he could help me with that task and he said yes, he said his ingame name, which is masso and was ready to trade, and would trade his onix, evolving it in the process, it was a win-win situation for us, except for one thing: i'm a living tifu

i got online at the pokémon online thing and was engaged to trade, i sent my brand new shiny kadabra and received a snorlax, i took my chance to trade a sentret egg that i received from someone, as it needed to be hatched in a different game card (thanks /u/geetaarmstrong you are awesome), i received a spinda for that one, so i was waiting for the tradeback, to see that beatiful alakazam again, but it wasnt happening soon, i called my friend to trade with me and sent a message asking for my pocket monsters and he said: "what are you talking about, are you in the right conversation? my onix and i are waiting for the trade", i reviewed what i was doing and i was trading with someone named mason, which i have never seen before, one word: fuck.

desperately, i started spamming mason with trade requests, when it finally accepted, he was there, offering huge loads of shitty pokémons waiting for freebies again, i needed to have my alakazam and egg back, but all i was being offered were tangela and friends. i offered my not so mine spinda hoping for him notice that i did a huge mistake and was trying to fix it, it didnt worked, he showed alakazam and troll cancelled the trade, but i wasnt done yet, i'm brazilian after all, besides posting hue hue, we are known to never give up.  i keep calling him for trades until he accepted it, this time i was showing good pokemons, and he kept showing shitty tier pokemon, i was offering good pokémon and rejecting offers until he realizes what i was hoping to see again: my beloved alakazam, he offer him, in his pink glory, to be traded for my shiny moltres, he accepts, bye moltres, it was a pleasure to be with you. now i just had to convince him to give my egg back, i started showing a shiny rotom for minutes, after being offered so many weedle tier pokémon, he finally showed and offered the egg, he ended getting the rotom too. the only good part about it is that i got moltres and rotom from a a friend and a /r/casualpokemontrades giveaway, they are hacked, likely.

now i'm reunited with my alakazam and sentret egg, which happened to be shiny <3. screw you mason, stop calling me for trades, you aint getting anything from me anymore

TIFU by trading my Pokémons online