Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this fuckup actually happened a few days ago. many apologies, yadda yadda yadda... here's a bit of a prologue; several months ago i bought a bottle of hot sauce off the internet, one of the hottest in the world in fact. this is the kind of hot sauce which stops all control over snot and saliva, the kind of sauce which leaves your tongue feeling battered and pillaged with no recollection of what's gone before. i had bought it with the intention of pranking my flatmates, which may have been my first mistake. fast forward to last weekend when me and some friends were going out for a night in typical student fashion. the night passed without issue and soon it was time to leave. we returned home and sat in the living room eating the customary post-night out pizza. one flat mate, say x, decided to go to bed. me and another flat mate, y, stayed up chatting and listening to some tunes. soon, we too decided to call it a night. its worth noting that i had my duvet in the living room at the time and then carried it back through to my room. next i went for the usual pre-bed pee before returning to by room...which was covered in hot sauce!! the sheets, the wall, the floor. turns out x had poured some over the door handle to my room and the light switch also. good potential for a prank, but of course i'll remember its there and avoid any contact. then, a knock on my door. y had misplaced their keys on the night out and couldn't get back into their room. being the upstanding gentleman i am, i offered up my bed while i was to sleep on the couch. midway through our conversation however, i felt a tingling downstairs...surely not! it got hotter and hotter still and sure enough, i had hot sauce on my member! like all over. it was burning so bad, with the heat of a billion suns. it felt like the devil himself was trying to emerge from my chap much like the genie in aladdin. this was bad! i ran to the shower and stood, naked and afraid for an hour, washing as much sauce off as i could. i wasn't able to use my hands though, as they were themselves covered in sauce residue, which while mostly invisible, was certainly still there. eventually i left the shower, noticing that the sun was coming up. with my room no longer available and nowhere else to go, i slept on the couch in nothing but a damp towel while the remains of the hot sauce still ravaged my gentlemen's sausage. i tried to sleep but the pain was just intolerable. it eventually faded hours later. i have since spent the last week re-painting my walls and washing my sheets/towel several times, yet this sauce just will not budge...fuck me right?!

TIFU by taking a drunken pee