Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i'm new to reddit, like literally signed up a few minutes ago. but anyway go back time two years ago when i was 16, i was living my with my girlfriend at the time (now ex girlfriend) as i had broken up from sixth form and decided to stay at hers for the two weeks off. things were going well! we were really in love and happy within our relationship, and had been with each other for nearly a year now. until one day i massively fucked up.... big time. so we were in the front room chilling on the sofa, talking to each other while she was on her laptop scrolling through facebook. anyways, i get a bit bored, so i suggest to her we watch a film in the front room! she says okay, and we both walk over to the tv where she grabs a movie from the pile of dvd's next to the tv, she stands up, looks up to me (she was pretty short) and says "what about this one?" and for some reason i just got this random urge to put my hands up her top and touch her boobs (cause you know, why the hell not.) i said "it's up to" and just as i was about to finish what i was saying, i see someone in the corner of my eye walk in... it's her dad!! looking straight at me with my hands on his daughters breasts!! he looked like he wanted to kill me!! like he wanted to summon my soul!! the look he gave me was so god damn terrifying it literally teared me apart. i was getting ready for him to beat the absolute shit out of me. i rapidly take my hands off my girlfriends boobs so quick i think i could of set a world record from it or something. i can't believe this is happening... i can't... i'm literally begging for it to be a dream and that i'll wake up in a minute. and all i can keep thinking is " he's going to kill me... he's going to beat the absolute shit out of me! what do i do! what do i do! i pretend to then look at some more dvd's facing my back towards her dad, trying my best to avoid eye contact and pretend like he hadn't seen anything (my girlfriend does the same) while she looks at me like she's about to cry, she's that scared. 10 seconds later, i look behind me and her dad's gone from the front room. a massive sigh of relief yes, but this shit storm isn't over yet. next thing i know, i hear him go in the garden and yell to the top of his lungs! at my girlfriend's mom, and older brother who's 22 and built like a brick wall about what happened!! luckily her mom is really understanding about it and does her best to calm down my girlfriend's dad to try and avoid him rearranging my face. she then comes in to the front room and explains that she's got her dad to calm down but that it's best for me to go upstairs and wait in her bedroom for a couple of hours while my girlfriend sat with her mum, dad, and older brother in the garden (to discuss what the fuck just happened) so for a whole hour i'm waiting in her bedroom nearly having a panic attack while trying to calm myself down, shit scared about what's going to happen next. my girlfriend then comes in to the room to tell me that her dad's gone to work, so were alright for now. and oh the relief... the relief when she told me that was the biggest relief ever!! also told me that her brother is okay about it, and that he went through something similiar to what i was going through when he was younger. so he was okay about it which was also such a massive relief! for the rest of the night me and my girlfriend discuss how scared we was and that i thought her dad was about to murder me etc. but we managed to see the funny side of things and tried laughing it off. the next day her dad didn't say a word to me, but felt the need to stare me out  for the whole day!! looking like he still wanted to kill me. 

anyway a week later her dad didn't seem mad or upset about it anymore, and i don't think he forgot about it but just decided to let it slide this once. me and her dad started talking again and things went back to how they used to be. about 6 months later though me and my (now ex) girlfriend broke up. was truly heartbroken as she really did mean everything to me, and don't think i could ever love another human being as much as i loved her. reason for break up: she didn't reply my texts or calls for a whole week, i rang her and she finally picked up, was angry as hell asking why she didn't reply back to my calls or texts, she said cause she simply didn't want to be with me anymore. i said "fine, go fuck yourself." hanged up and we've never spoke since.

TIFU Ex girlfriend's dad wanted to kill me.