Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, we have a 15 week old golden labradoodle (pics will follow). 

he is good as gold and is almost there with his toilet training, when he does go indoor we have paper/puppy pads down by the doors in the back of the house for him to use.

so after a particularly large bowel movement it was my turn to clean up, no biggie, breathe through the mouth etc.

anyhow, pick everything up and stuff it in one of those thick "bag for life" type plastic bags (run out of the thinner ones) and do it up with the handles nice and tight in a knot.

this is where the fu occurs, the kitchen bin is quite full so i have to push the bag down into the bin, in my haste i had not squeezed out the air from the bag..... so as i push the bag into the bin the air squeezes out and i take a miniature hurricane of feeces flavoured foulness in the face. 

my disgust reaction is quite strong....i have just spent the last 15 minutes with the stench of dog crap in my nostrils thankfully/not thankfully covering the smell of vomit as i scrub the kitchen floor

TIFU:By cleaning up after my puppy