Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my wife has find out that a tell little lies. i told her i tell these lies to make her happy. 

she told me to give an example. 

i told her that when she ask if i think she is over weight i would say no she is beautiful. 

she then told me to be completely honest. so i said i think you are very overweight and could lose a few lbs. 

i'm going to sleep on the couch tonight. 

as suggested by /u/1assman i tried his approach.

here is the cookie cake http://m.imgur.com/q7iimps

results are not as expected. she yelled at me saying only fat people eat that. and now i am sleeping at my parents house.

TIFU and I may not live through the night.