Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: Usually this is something I’m 100% comfortable with, but this is weird for me. I met a girl at work the other day that I REALLY liked. Kids around the same age as mine. Really sweet woman. We started talking about one of our common interests and she invited me out for coffee and I was elated. I’m a social person but it’s a little hard for me to make connections like that organically. 

Today she messaged me asking me to post something for an MLM on my wall for her...

I am beyond a little turned off by MLMs. I seriously fucking loathe them to the point that being the crazy MLM hater is a part of my identity. The friends I have know at this point not to even MENTION it to me. But she doesn’t know that, so it’s not as if she was totally oblivious. 

I can’t decide if I’m being too harsh. I hate to be so blunt but it’s easy for me to write off people I’m kind of friends with when they make a choice that they know, thanks to me lol, is unethical and exploitative and still have the balls to ask me to support it. Because they’ve taken what they know about me and ignored it. But this girl has no idea how deeply the hate flows through me, and she could be really nice...

I feel like I’m not going to regret keeping another hun out of my life but my passionate hatred has been the subject of many debates among my friends and family and I just gotta hear it straight- am I being kinda an unreasonable asshole? 

cutting someone off because they seem to be involved in an mlm