Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my cat really likes to lay on my chest. this wouldn't be a problem except she's a hefty girl and that makes it difficult to breathe. i wanted to take a picture her crushing me to send to a friend but gravity happened. i dropped the phone and it landed on her. in her fear and fury, she managed to scratch me collarbone to navel. i got what i deserved.

TIFU by dropping my phone on my cat while trying to take a selfie with her.