Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this actually happened today, a few hours ago. i have three small children, so disease is not a foreign concept in our household, but this december has been particularly bad. 

all members of the household have been sick sometime during december, and i am currently on week 4. it started with the flu, had a few days were i felt good, before i was hit with the mother of all throat infections. this seemed to clear up for christmas, and was followed by some standard runny nose and coughing, no big deal, i started seeing the light in the end of the tunnel, when bham: sinusitis wants to say hello. 

great, now the entire left side of my face hurts, my teeth hurts, my head hurts and i'm getting build up of pressure in my right ear. i remembered that i have had issues with earwax building up in the ear that i have been meaning to flush out, and i am afraid that if i let it stay, i will increase the chance of an ear infection on top of everything else. so here comes the fuck-up. i get the ear flushing kit, see that it clearly states not to use this if you have an ear infection. well, my aim is to avoid an ear infection, and i don't think the pressure i am feeling constitutes an infection, so i go ahead.

 everything goes fine, but i am not able to flush out any ear wax, unfortunately. oh well, it was worth a try. 15 minutes passes, and i am suddenly hit with an insane pain in the ear that i just flushed. i am currently on every type of pain killer we have in the house, with no effect. so i guess i will not be getting any sleep tonight, and i can probably add ear infection to my ever increasing list of december diseases.

TIFU by not following the instructions on the patient information leaflet