Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i write this sat on a kids toilet hoping someday someone reads my story and it makes there day a little bit better. i sit here lonely but with company, i'm in a toilet cell and my friend is two down were two scared to leave as we saw this fat mutant teacher with a disgustingly big stomach. it was not the sight of him but it was the way he saw us he entered a sketchy back gate to the school as we attempted to leave... during class. our plan was to meet in the toilets after class before the assembly and to walk out that gate walk to my car and go to some nearby fast food joint a hobby of ours, this game. i was all good till we got to the gate at this point we saw him coming back and he saw us we were in his class last year so naturally he knows our names and at this point i'm to scared to leave as about 30 minutes ago he walked in to where we are now hiding the junior boys toilets and stood at the door of this small room for about 5 minutes there is only 3 cubicles and two of them are shut one containing my writing this lame tale while my friend presumably jerks off or looks at motor bikes. our current plan is to leave 20 min into the lunch break and walk off as if nothing happened. 

we just looked outside still nothing haven't posted yet as i have no internet. we saw nothing but are gona stick to the plan me and my friend had a small discussion about motorbikes and the plan over the top of the two cubicles. my back is super sore as i'm too scared to place my white school shirt on the pee covered toilet back and have spent approximately 60 minutes in here. just looked at the time and the bell should have rung ages ago unless lunch is gonna be short as hell they are gonna have to make the last class short as. i'm listening to daft punk and have listened to this album through like 2 twice in this sitting every time my friend moves he makes a noise and i'm scared the teacher that looks like a boomer will find us and i don't know.. yell?  

i gave way my back is against the water holding part of the toilet the smells from the back of the cubicle staining my nostrils stale urine dried at the back on the floor. i plan to post this when i get home as i have no credit/data. the black walls of this cubicle remind me of laser force the one you would go to as a kid and shoot your friends under black lights as you all remarked about how jerries white socks are now purple!!! on the third time listening to ram by daft punk school finishes in 70 minutes and classes are that long so if the bell doesn't ring soon i'm gonna freak out. i'm really looking forward to going to the gym after school i would eat now but that seems disgusting eating on a kids toilet. this is not how i planned for my school assembly to go he could still be in this room the teacher he could have come back i'm too scared to check haven't heard from my friend in about 20 minutes his toilet just shuffled nevermind. i actually need to poop now but am too scared to go as lifting the lid would make noise. lose yourself to dance!!! i hear voices in scared af maybe people just got let go.

the bell never rang instead we head voices and thought the masses were coming to kill us when we left. now i sit here at a table enjoying my lunch hoping to remain anonymous and out of trouble.

TIFU by skipping class