Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: surprise surprise, this actually happened years ago. seven years ago.

a little back story, when i was 14 my cousin made me get my nipple pierced as a birthday present for herself. my cousin loves making me do things i don't really want to because she's evil and likes to make me suffer. which is why this was a gift to herself. why didn't i fight back and say no? there's no arguing with her. ever. and as i'm sure people will ask, how did i manage to get my nipple pierced at such a young age? her mom payed for it and since we have the same last name she just said she was my mom. also, what kind of place agrees to pierce an underage girl's nipple? the kind that is set up in a swapmeet. yeah. 

anyway, i got it pierced and it actually didn't hurt. at all, for an hour, then the 3 month healing period started and that was a bitch. but i loved it. my god did i love this thing. i took care of it too. i cleaned it regularly, i had many rings for it, and i loved showing it off. especially because i was so not the kind of person you'd expect to have a nipple piercing. i was that girl that sat in back of class reading books the entire time and never talked to anyone. i loved this thing so much sometimes my friends would catch me pulling the neck of my shirt open so i could admire it. 

onto to the sad part. three years later. i was showering. i was scrubbing my chest rather vigorously with my loofah because i used to get horrible acne there if i didn't exfoliate often. i swiped across my chest and my nipple ring got caught in the loofah. now, i wasn't wearing a regular doorknocker that day. i was wearing an eyebrow ring with cones instead of balls, why? because it looked cute. like a little devil. well, i yanked that loofah. i yanked it hard. and i felt pain. true pain. pain starting from my nipple and spreading to my armpits then my navel. it felt like hitting your funny bone. multiplied by a million. i fainted in the fucking shower. remember, when i got it pierced, it didn't hurt? but this. oh. my. god. i still haven't felt anything that painful ever since and i kicked a sea urchin once. 

well, when i came to, i looked down at my nipple expecting the worst. but it was totally fine! it was tender, but it was fine. or so i thought.

two weeks later i was changing the ring and i noticed the skin around it looked dry and little scaly and swollen and it looked crooked. so i picked some of the skin near the inside of the piercing, and i had to tug at it. at first nothing. but a few tugs and it tore a little! and pus came pouring out! at this point i thought i might loose my nipple. i love my nipple you guys. i almost cried. but i didn't. instead i took my boob in one hand and with the other hand i pinched my nipple and squeezed. and so much puss. and then blood. and then nothing. and then the tears finally came. 

i never put the ring back in. my nipple has two scars now. it still makes me sad. especially because one scar is lower than the other. i have a crooked nipple piercing scar.

TIFU by getting my nipple ring caught in my loofah. possibly NSFL