Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: background: i have a minor health issue that i'm working with my doctors to correct, but one of the annoying symptoms is bloody noses. most of the time i have to blow my nose, or be breathing hard for them to start so i don't think that much of them. also wrote this on mobile so please forgive formatting or autocorrected words.

fu: i've been hanging out with a super cute, really fun guy for a couple of weeks now. we finally got the chance for some alone time tonight, and things were progressing perfectly. we had made it into his bed with minimal clothing, and losing the rest quickly. i suddenly feel a wet feeling from my nose, i think it's just some silly allergies no biggie, breathe deep through the nose and keep kissing him. suddenly the gates of hell have opened from my nose and i have too much running from my nose to ignore. i pull away and run to the bathroom abruptly, he thinks he has done something terrible or painful so he followed me. he finds me over the sink with blood pouring from my brain, or so it would seem. he freaks out and grabs paper towels and shoves them against my face while grabbing some clothes and his keys for both of us. i am still distracted trying to not leave blood all around his sink, and quenching the river of blood coming from my left nostril. he picks me up and takes me to his car, where i finally realize he is taking me to the er. (talking with bloody noses is nearly impossible for me, makes me swallow the blood) after talking/signaling him down from such drastic measures i am now sitting in his backyard, replacing the kleenex every so often and explaining my entire relevant medical history of bloody noses.

TIFU by getting a bloody nose, during sexy time.