Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was actually a few months ago.  it was around 3:30am.  i was in bed trying to sleep.  i was in one of those half asleep half awake states when suddenly i heard strange stopming/footsteps coming from outside my bedroom door.  the footsteps were unsettling because the timing was all off.  *stomp stomp, pause, step step, pause*.  the retarded walking was getting closer and finally stopped right at my door and by now i am wide awake and thinking "wtf is going on out there?".  then my door knob starts to jiggle.  "fuck!".  i keep a loaded .38 revolver in my nightstand and reached over and grabbed that sucker (just in case).  my room is pitch black and my door slowly creaks open to reveal a dark figure, slightly backlit from the faint light from the hallway.  i couldn't make out any features of the figure but someting was definitely wrong.  the person just stood there in the door frame for a few seconds with it's head and body just swaying back and fourth and side to side in a zombie like manner.  my mind starts racing.  "is this a mother fucking zombie!?  zombies aren't real!  did some crackhead high on pcp wander in my house!? am i actually going to have to shoot someone!?".  i'm in bed holding my pistol.  the figure then took a short, retarded, zombie step into my room.  now i'm not going to shoot someone without fully knowing whether my life was in danger or not (i'm not crazy), so i quickly reached over and turned on my lamp.  when the light came on everything quickly came into focus.  there in my room stood my housemate, piss drunk, with his pants around his ankles doing the baby walk.  "damnit paul!  you scared the shit out of me!" i yelled.  he was blacked out and didn't respond.  i got out of bed to get him out of my room and he started to resist and argue with me drunkenly insisting that "this is my room".  i wrangled him to the couch in the living room and went back to bed.

TIFU by almost killing someone.