Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: dear reddit,

today i was in my new apartment unpacking, while my fiancé was at the old house about 1 km away (1.4 miles) when i needed to to out some rubbish in the chute outside. so i got up, and since this is just across the hallway or so didn't bring keys, wallet or even shoes.

i walked back after placing the garbage in the chute and i've locked myself out. the apartment is very secure and i cannot break in by any other means. so i do the natural thing and sprint, shoeless to the old house. of course for some reason my fiancé had already left and on her way to the new apartment but i didn't know this since i thought she was cleaning and both our phones were locked in the new apartment.

i get to the old place and sit on the verandah for about 20 mins. 
meanwhile, my fiancé has gotten back to the apartment and sees my wallet, my sunglasses, my phone and most importantly my shoes. and comes to the logical conclusion that i've obviously been kidnapped and sold into modern day slavery and or murdered.

obviously coming to the conclusion that she is back at the apartment, i walk back. a shoeless man in jeans in need of a shave. i am judged many times by passers by who simply assume i am homeless. i get back into the building and find my fiancé, shaking with fear and anger with her friend who has called in quick succession:
my phone
my work phone
the building manager to grab the security footage of me leaving which she could not obtain.

many hugs and calming down later, everything is fine. 

lesson learnt: wear shoes everywhere.

TIFU by putting out the garbage in my new apartment