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Input: Text: tifu by almost killing my employees 

obligatory this didn’t happen today or yesterday, but all the way back in 2009. after my discharge from the idf in 2008, i flew to new zealand to become one of those annoying folks selling dead sea cosmetics in the malls. i was pretty damned good at it, too, so much so that the company i was working for decided that it would be a good idea for me to come back to australia for the 2009 season, only this time as a manager. 

the premise was simple: i was given a van, a trolley and 2 employees, and i was to travel up and down queensland, spending 3 weeks or so in small towns set up in small shopping malls, before i moved to another even smaller town with an even smaller shopping mall, and you more or less get the story. 

after 4-5 months of this, i was told by the head office to move on to mackay, a fairly large area, where i would set up in 2 malls instead of one. this meant that i would be getting an additional 3 workers. this also meant that instead of staying in a cheap motel or rental unit, which was good enough for 2-3 people, we were instead given a proper, 2 story house to stay in. best part? it was literally a 1-minute walk to the beach. 

and so, that’s exactly what happens. we get the beach house, i set up my stands in 2 malls, i get my additional employees, and all is good with the world. i should tell you about the type of people who sign up to work for these kind of companies. they are either ex-idf soldiers, recently discharged, or 18-19 y/o european backpackers running low on money that need a job so they can keep on traveling. in either case, they have very little contact with home, and i’m responsible for them. i’m not just their boss, i’m also responsible for their safety, i cook their meals, i make sure they don’t fuck up too seriously when we go out, basically i’m supposed to be their parent, even though i was only about 3 years older than most of them, and in one case, 5 years younger than one of my employees.

**now here’s where we get to the part where i fucked up:**

being that we had an awesome beach house, and november in australia is about as summertime as summer can get, on our days off on sunday, we would go to the beach and go swimming. we did this for 3 weeks or so, until one day, as i was driving home from the mall, i actually slowed down to read the sign on the side of the road [(courtesy of google maps)](http://imgur.com/awyk6fh). basically, we had been swimming in waters infested with box jellyfish, perhaps the most lethal (and painful) jellyfish in the world, during the season where they were most plentiful (october-may). to make matters worse, we had been doing this without any vinegar, not even in our house. if any of my employees had been stung, there’s a decent chance they would have died before one of us managed to get off the beach, let along run to a neighbor looking for vinegar, got all the way back and tried to rinse the area. 

needless to say, i immediately forbade my employees to ever go near the water again, and thanked about every single deity i could think of that i didn’t have to deal with telling my bosses and someone’s parents that i let their beautiful sweet little baby die because i couldn’t be bothered to slow down and read a sign on the side of the road.

TIFU by Almost Killing my Employees