Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: scene: bathroom jacuzzi full to the brim.  a slightly inebriated man has a bathroom window open with his feet in jacuzzi. in one hand - a glass of semi-prestigious bourbon. in another -  a fine specimen of modern ingenuity -  a technological marvel of futuristic device -  htc one m8. a $650 computer in a palm of your hand. 

cigarette extinguished,  man recklessly tips the bourbon glass and immediately his cat-like reflexes kick in,  as he reaches for the glass.  *ploink!*  goes the glass...  *phtwoolp* goes yet m8. 

well,  shit.  bless be yer ninja grab of your freshly bathed investment. fucker survived the dip,  which can't be said about your bourbon.  and that crappy glass you poured it in. 

good luck draining and picking up slivers of glass... 

well,  at least my phone survived and water exposure indicator is saying "it's all good". at least i got that going for me,  which is nice...

TIFU by having chosen poorly.