Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: dear reddit, a fuck up that happened 20 minutes ago! 

so, background story: me and my boyfriend are in berlin for a couple of days to celebrate our 5 tears anniversary. we took only cabin luggage because we're only staying 2 nights and a checked luggage is like 60 euros.
since i'm only allowed to bring 20x20cm of fluids on board, i pack only what i need. normal so far, right?


now onto the fuck up.


throughout the whole day i had a very itchy but. maybe i caught something from the ryanair seats? anyway, it's the end of the day, i'm tired and my boyfriend, gentlemen he is, decides to let me shower first. 

in the shower i discover the problem: a very, very dry anus. damn, i didn't bring a nivea cream. but i have a thick clinique handcream that's basically the same consistency, totally ok right?

that's fuck up number one.

now you all have experienced it: in winter you have a cold and you blow your nose until it's all red and sore and your mum applies nivea or whatever moisturizer to let it heal faster and it *hurts like hell* amirite?


now take this feeling, and take into considderation your butt has a gazillion nerve endings. the feeling of being stabbed with 10 000 needles in the butt hit me and left me sobbing on the floor. i need desperate relief!


fuck up number two:


my first thought is to wipe off the cream and i choose my shower towel. it's definitely more comfy than needles so i'll let it hang from my butt like some weird poor knock off furry tail. i needed more. the window was open and a perfect breeze caressed my buttocks... just what i needed! i decide to place my furrytail sore butt near the window and relax a bit.


...that is, until i realize this appartment is in a very popular turkish neighbourhoud. the neighbours decided to continue their party outside to enjoy the view and laugh, and the party is still growing. right now i'm hiding in shame in my anal furrytowel on the ground. 


 


ps, sorry if layout is messed up, i'm typing this from my phone.

TIFU having a sensitive ass