Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my mom needed my help with a new bottle of super glue she bought. she already opened it and fiddled with it for a bit without success. she cut off part of the tip of the bottle to make a whole in the top since she couldn't read the instructions since they were too small. 

she calls me over to read the instructions to figure out how to get the super glue out. the instructions said something about rotating the top of the bottle which i did but when i turned the bottle over nothing was coming out. i shook it a couple of times and tried again, without success. at this point my mom was standing right next to me equally as perplexed as me. she asked what the two red handles were on the side of the bottle. i knew that was to squeeze out the glue but i thought the top had to be taken off so there was no point in pressing that. she told me to just try it as it could be the fix we were looking for.

at this point i was holding the bottle facing me and my mom and i didn't really sense the danger in that since nothing was coming out. i decided to press both red handles on the side and a large stream of super glue shot out and hit my mom in the face, neck and hair and i got it all over my hands. so my mom is currently in the shower and has been for the last 30 minutes while i'm typing this out with sticky hands. nice.

TIFU by shooting my mom in the face with a stream of super glue