Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i really enjoy hot food. i pride my ability to eat habaneros and ghost peppers straight faced, without need for milk. i've yet to try the trinidad scorpion, but my buddy is going to hook me up with either some peppers or seeds so i can grow my own. anyway, i was making some hot sauce the other day with habaneros and ghost peppers. i'm chopping them, cooking them, cutting up onions, garlic, the whole nine yards. i get it all cooking and have to take a really bad piss. like i'd been holding it in because i was so in the zone cooking. so i run to the bathroom, and relieve myself. if you don't know where this is going yet, i forgot to do the one thing you absolutely have to do when handling peppers that are in the "holy shit what the fuck is this" spectrum of the scoville scale. i didn't wash my hands. i get about half way back to the kitchen before i realize my balls are tingling. i notice my eyes are starting to water and burn a little as well. in seconds i'm standing in a cold shower screaming at the top of my lungs, asking for the sweet lord to end my existence. the neighbors heard me and called 911, the cops are at my door and i'm standing in the shower screaming. the door was unlocked so they let themselves in, surely they can smell the hot peppers in the air as they are still cooking on the stove. i hysterically try to explain, while still in the shower, that i got capsaicin from the peppers on my hands and inadvertently on my crotch and face. the two cops are laughing (went to school with one of them) but took off after i assured them i'd eventually be fine. the heat went away enough for me to get out and finish my sauce, but i promise i'll never forget to thoroughly wash my hands after that shit.

TIFU while making hot sauce (Possibly NSFW)