Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok, this happened a week ago and i'm not sure if this breaks the 'bodily discharge' rule, i'll keep it saved in case but anyway, here goes...

i was out for my staff night out and the drinks were flowing. i'd spent a lot of time speaking to my manager whilst we were out having a smoke, not for any reason in particular i just have a lot in common with the guy. we went back inside and the group announced that we were leaving to find a new bar to continue our drinking and debauchery, my manager upon hearing this decided to go to the toilet and not wanting to seem like a creepy brown nose, although i also needed to piss, i elected not to follow him and hold it.

we left and began our search, it was a cold night which really didn't help my cause. every step i took i felt my bladder shuddering and urging me to blast my hose but i held firm.

as we kept walking i seen two guys pissing (not side by side) behind a small electrical box, we were heading down that way so i ran ahead and took up my place behind the box also. the other two left and i was left holding my pecker by myself, i wasn't bothered, more relieved as i get pee shy. i began to drain myself and it had never felt so good, i felt like frodo after destroying the ring; total relief. moments pass and i hear a voice from behind me say 'stay where you are'. i turn round and am confronted by two police officers, with my group arriving just behind them as the drama unfolds. with the alcohol starting to control me i decided that the best form of action was to run. i ran like forrest gump. my penis still hanging out and swinging about like a slinky. i cut up another street and into a small doorway to sort myself out, my boxers and jeans are covered in my piss but at least i'd escaped the fuzz.

i settle myself down, attempt to dry myself off using my hands (terrible idea) and head back towards where my group were headed and again i hear that voice 'stay where you are, don't run'. police caught me again. sat in their back seat with my hands, jeans and boxers covered in piss and they slap me with a hefty fine. night over.

TIFU by urinating in the street