Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so preface this with, last week my brother fucked up. i am too busy to take time off to go tour germany on any form of automobile, let alone leave the state i am in. so my brother, 30 years old and my father go to germany to ride a really scenic route. [this is what they rode.](http://i.imgur.com/v4kjrdx.jpg) 6 days planned for riding. 

upon getting to the bmw bike shop, they picked out their rides and and are super stoked. in the interest of what i read...

"billybob laid over the bike yesterday entering a busy highway. a wheelie scared him. too much power.  lifted the bike three times before it went down breaking the right valve cover and dropping a quart of oil on the road. we thought we were screwed... first day, under 100 kmtraveled... totaled bike(fortunately insurance has a $1500 deductible).

but the worst thing is billybobs busted pride and bruised hip. no real injuries. 

i found a bmw dealer 30 miles away today and bought some tools and ordered parts. the parts come in on tuesday. i'll be able to fix the bike so no damage will be reported to the rental company. parts are under $300.  funny thing is the bike is absolutely brand new...1 km when we started."

that's a way to start off one of your bucket list items and have your son absolutely waste 36 hours of your dream ride. just playing he is a good guy and was just as excited to be riding there.

TIFU- LWmBFU By Going half way around the world to total a brand new BMW motorbike with < 1 Kilometer on it.