Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck up happened about 2 hours ago. 

i work at decent hotel nere a popular city as a night auditor. tonight we were fully booked and had two auditors on. when we have two auditors on we usually take turns doing the audit so tonight i was able to just kick back and relax. its about 2 hours into my shift and i decide to heat up my extra pizza in the toaster oven in our break room, then go to our back office and kick back until my pizza is done. i usually do this because the back office is in between the break room and the front dest so i can listen on for my toaster ding and i can tell if my co-worker needs help with checking a guest in or taking a second call. little to my knowledge my extra cheese pizza slices were about to fuck me over by spilling a glob of melted oily cheese onto the toasters heating pipes, this of course instantly starts creating a  smoke screen any ninja would be proud to vanish from.

not even 2 minutes after just checking on it i come back to the break room to a cloud of smoke heading straight for the fire alarm, i make my desperate attempt at dispersing it enough to not trigger the system only to be met with the loud screams of the alarm system. within minutes our phones start blowing up with people asking if they should evacuate and angry guest setting up to take a good amount of hush benefits from the hotel. i try my hardest to keep my cool as people are yelling at me, the alarms yelling at me and my coworker yelling at me. within 20 seconds we now had half the hotel waiting at the lobby groggy eyed and pissed staring at me as i try to answer as many calls and reassure people they are safe.

the fire department finally comes and silences the alarms and sends people back to their rooms. i photographed the toaster before cleaning that bitch up to make sure next time its turned on we don't get a repeat, then call my lead auditor to ask if i should fill out a formal incident report or just write down what happened to deal with a internal incident report later. im staying longer to make sure to help out as much as possible because im only a recent hire and could easily be fired for costing the hotel so much money in fire department fees and give outs to the angry guests so early on in my employment. my coworker tried telling me it was an accident and i shouldn't get much backlash but i know the hotels income and we haven't come out of our dry season yet, they have already cut hours so this could be an easy out to cut some fat off the payroll. so i want to make sure to be there and be responsible as i can so if it comes down to the decision of cutting me, its going to be a hard one for them to make. 

ill add an update after i speak with either my gm or agm when they come in in the morning and i know more of whats going to happen.

 

update: got into work, my supervisor nicknamed me crispy. got word my gm wasn't happy at all about it and has sacrificed the toaster. we now only have a microwave for all our soggy rubbery needs. besides that i should be in the clear just missing a stern talking to.

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TIFU by getting extra cheese on my pizza