Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: okay so a little background story here. i'm moving out this week right, so i've been trying to get by on the food i have at my current house just to get rid of it and save some money. i had eaten just about everything out of my cabinets and fridge and my the only thing that was left was some red beans and rice. i didn't just want to eat that by itself ya know? who would? well i  get home from work one morning and my brother brings home some sausage links and i find them in the fridge. since its the only thing to eat and i just got off a 12 hour shift, i just ate the shit cold. it was soo good. i had 2 of them. i woke up for work and took a few more with me to work. then when i woke up this morning i made the beans and rice and just threw some of the chopped sausage in there. the beans and rice were already hot so i just through the sausage in there cold and stirred it around. my brother woke up for work around the time i was just finished eating and goes to make some breakfast. he starts frying the sausage in the pan. i lost all recognition of my thoughts. i instantly felt that feeling of just pure helplessness. like somebody fucked me in my sleep. in my ass. the sausage links i had been eating like crazy the past couple of days were raw! i originally read them to say "smoked sausage" turns out they were "smoked flavored sausage" the package gives an internal temperature to reach and everything. i literally couldn't taste raw meat until the moment i found out they were raw. they seemed perfectly good to me until that instance. i can already feel the tape worms growing inside me.

TIFU by not reading food labels properly