Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so a little pretext, my wife - bless her heart - has night terrors. some are worse than others and some are downright terrifying with waking up kicking and screaming.

last night was one of the latter nights but there was a slight difference. she had just come to bed and we were spooning as couples do with me as the big spoon. i had her completely wrapped up and then the screaming started.

keep in mind i was fast asleep, and a noisophobe, so my subconscious reaction was to cover her mouth with my hand annnnnd now i'm a murderer in her dream.

she starts thrashing causing me to constrict more in my spooning position - hand still over her mouth. she's screaming louder through my hand.

then in my 0.05% awake state i blurt out, "it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" in a tone that doesn't at all sound like me because i'm just waking up thus making the situation even worse since it didn't sound like me at all.

i figure out what's going on in the moment and take my hand off of her mouth now that i'm fully awake and she's screaming so hard that i can't get her to hear that it's me for a good 10 seconds so we're both just screaming at each other and she still thinks i'm a murderer/rapist.

TIFU by trying to quiet down my wife's dreaming