Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: I think i'm the better person because i'm mean to everyone, where on reddit people will only be mean to the 'safe' targets that can be disrespected 'politically correctly', meaning basically white people, usually poor and uneducated white people, conservatives, and other sorts of commonplace people whereas it is much less accepted for people of color to be treated with that same degree of disrespect. I am mean to everyone, rich or poor, white or black, happy or depressed, i will textually abuse you to no end, despite anything, because i'm an asshole, but i'm an equal opportunity asshole, so i think i'm more of a decent person than usual redditors who will only talk relentless remorseless shit about people who their group deems should be demonized, and then be all pissy and defensive if anyone talks shit about their group or people they defend.   

I preach saying I should have the right to beat other people's children in public. I preach telling people we should kill all of the kids with cancer and old people to save money on health insurance, I preach saying that when people wanted equal rights for slaves that means the whites should have been enslaved, when women wanted equal rights that means men can no longer vote. I will be mean to everyone and disrespect everyone. Nobody is better than anyone else, they are all the bottom rung of society, so I hate everyone to the degree that a vehement nationalist racist would hate a black man who flew a plane into the world trade center and raped 100 white women on the way. Everyone is that shitty to me, at least I'm an egalitarian though. I'm not that angry, the way I feel about people is like having a retarded child, you just stop giving a fuck and hope the child dies instead of making your life fucking intolerable and painfully retarded just by existing. Of course it can be said I am so viciously pretentious, conceited, and arrogant that I have a God complex and I am consumed by attention seeking narcissism, but on this website that would be like saying that I breathe oxygen. See you in hell. ;)   

being mean and viciously shit-talk people on the internet, but textually abusing everyone, whereas on reddit being common place for people to only be shitty assholes to the 'unpopular' people