Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: alright, let me start off by saying, this is going to be a pretty long description of my relationship for the last 6 months, up to the big bang that led me to being single today!

so about 6 months ago i started dating (let's call her mandy), mandy is younger than me by a few years but neither of us are over 25. mandy seems like a really kind girl at first, shy, timid, cute, a solid 7.5 on a bad day.  our first few dates should have been a warning sign as she would show up drunk and on our third date vomiting.   but i'm no quiter at the sight of a little spew! so i continued on.  

here's where it gets difficult, about two weeks into our relationship, my roommate (call him dwayne) started seeing my previous long term relationship (call her dianne) and i was a little shaken cause he broke the code and slept with her right after we'd broken up and in the same apartment where i slept. but anyway dwayne likes mandy but is fucking dianne who is my ex, so dwayne decides to kick me out because i'm using his place as a so called "fuck zone", i move in with mandy, dwayne and dianne live happily ever after. (p.s) dwayne couldn't afford apartment alone, so i lived with mandy ' s mom and he moved in with his, for awhile anyway.

so now mandy and i are living at her mom's!  things are going smoothly, other than the odd fight between her sister and her boyfriend, and the screaming.  so mandy starts telling me she wants to go work for the summer in another state, before she goes to college, now i was fine with this, so i searched and got my own place. 

this month is were things get a little fucking wild. mandy is a bi - sexual and we happend to meet one of our friends at the bar (solid 8) and some body most have been shining on me that night because dreams came true! until after the so called event where mandy proceeded to call our friend a slut, through dishware at me and call some guy in another state she is moving there. from that day i found out and went through a lot,  self - harm,  forcing her to throw up pills , discovering she was talking to her "best friends" at 3 am while i was sleeping. regardless of all that, i'm no quiter so i tried being supportive and guiding her to the help she needed, being as i'm no doctor and i'm kind of more on the cold side of things.

so things are rough this last week, and on friday she decides she is going to see family , because she thinks it will help with the depression, i say perfect! we agree to talk every night and take things a day at a time, well i think she forgot i had instagram! because she sent me a message about me having tinder ( last match july 27th 2014, 2 weeks before we started dating) and then turned off her phone,  me being worried about her safety looked to other social media outlets and discover 2 instagram posts of her with her so called best friend she called that one night,  so now i've packed her stuff and am waiting to take it to her mom's. i don't know whether i'm glad or sad this is over.
thanks for listening

 

update 1:
i guess her thing now is telling guys that there girlfriends cheated on them with me...

TIFU by dating my girlfriend. (NSFW possibly)