Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: to understand how i put myself into the position to fu you need to understand the dynamic between my so and i. we drive each other crazy in a good way. neither of us has ever met someone we're so freaking attracted to. we don't even have to try, virtually everything we do turns the other on. it's awesome.

on to what happened... we met for coffee earlier this week and sat in a little corner booth of the shop. soon the place was empty and we were nice and hidden away. my so proceeds to kiss and nibble on my neck. this move drives me wild. every. single. time. so he's kissing my neck and try as i might i can't stop the occasional little moan from escaping my lips. then he pulls back, looks at me and very casually says 'you know there's a disabled bathroom in the mall...'

yup. i am so very keen. this is not like me at all but this guy just takes me to new heights all the time. so we head into the mall proper. the unfortunate thing being that the women's and men's bathroom are on opposite sides of the floor and the disabled bathroom in question was by the women's. cue a covert mission to try and sneak into the bathroom without having my so spotted by some holiday shopping grandma.

hurrah! as luck would have it no one is around and we manage to slip in and close the automatic door. as soon as the door closes we're on each other like horny teens on their first date. in seconds our pants are off and i'm pressed up against the wall as choirs of angels are singing in my head. at one point i notice the red light on the door is still on. you're meant to press the button when the red light is lit to close and lock the door. the door is closed so it must be locked right? i think this is strange but there's no time to ponder as all thoughts of lights and doors disappear as the choir is reaching its crescendo.

crescendo reached, my so and i are staring at each other breathing heavily when suddenly the door opens. my so engages lightening quick reflexes and presses himself against the wall out of sight, his junk in hand. i turn to face the mortified and profusely apologising intruder and hit the close button repeatedly but the damn thing moves as though it's wading through molasses. meanwhile i'm standing in the doorway naked from the waist down giving a group of about 5 women a view of my lady bits. after what seems an age the door finally closes. the red light is still on so i hit the button again... green light. turns out you have to once to close and again to lock.

at this point my so and i are trying to dress while laughing hysterically. we're finally decent and proceed to make as stealthy an exit as possible. as we're walking away he commends himself on his cat-like reflexes and quick thinking. that is until i point out the positioning of the full length mirror. yep, despite his attempts all of those lucky ladies would have had an eyeful of my man's junk in the reflection.

all i can say is thank god the woman didn't open the door 10 seconds earlier.

NSFW TIFU by not locking the door