Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened around 15 minutes ago and i am in an extreme amount of pain. 
i was sitting around in my house when i thought, "hey, i need to take a shit!" so i get up, watching a youtube video on my phone, and walk through my house to my dark bathroom. as i go in the bathroom, not bothering to turn on the light or put my phone down, i go to pull my pants down and sit down. this is where the fuckup happens. me, being the wonderfully forgetful person that i am, had earlier in the day put both parts of the seat down after i had peed without thinking about it. no big deal, right? wrong. after pulling my pants down, all my attention still on my phone, i sit down pretty hard, and as i do this my balls swing up underneath me, and i land on them with all my weight, crushing them between me and the hard cover of the toilet lid. i drop my phone and yelp, falling off of the toilet and clutching my injured testicles. i will from now on turn on lights and look at the toilet.

TIFU by attempting to take a shit.