Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: alright, i must admit that this did not happened today but around **10 years ago** when i was **9**. i was living in a condominium somewhere in asia and i decided to go for my daily swim as i was practicing day and night to be a state swimmer. i had big ambitions when i was young... anyways, as i was walking to the pool ,i saw a girl who was probably around 6 years old in the adult pool swimming. well i thought she was swimming ... (note: this pool did not have a lifeguard) as i was looking at the girl swimming, she was looking back at me grasping for air but my 9 year old brain could not differentiate a person who was drowning and a person who was swimming. she was trying to call for help but i guessed she couldn't do it because water was probably suffocating her. there were also a few benches for people to sit in front of the pool and there was a guy in a **tuxedo** for some reason.. the guy in the tuxedo was on the phone but he was also trying to communicate with with me using sign language probably asking me to jump into the pool and save the girl but i did not know what he meant so i just stared back at him. 30 seconds passed and the guy left his phone on the bench and jumped into the pool to save the girl(he was still in his suit, that was one of the most heroic things i ever witnessed and the suit did not look cheap). as the girl came out of the pool, she was grasping for air while basically vomiting out everything within her little 6 year old body into the drains and she started giving me  a very scary stare which no 6 year old girl should ever make.. after that, i realized it wasn't a good day to swim and i decided to go home as the sun was scorching hot. i never did get to see the girl again after that day too, maybe her parents decided it wasn't safe for her anymore. people always laughed at me when i tell them this exact story thinking it was a joke ... little did they know it wasn't.. and before people ask, yes i did feel sorry for not trying to save her

TIFU by nearly killing a 6 year old girl