Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened 3 years ago. i'd been doing construction for 2 summers and my boss and i were repairing drywall and waterspots at a famous football players house. the player is such a wonderful guy, his grandma comes over every morning and cooks breakfast for everyone including several people with downs. they help look after then during the day so their parents can go to work. really wonderful thing to do.

anyways, my boss tells me to take care of the waterspots in this small half-bathroom. so i go out to the van and grab a rag from the pile that looks clean (we reuse rags until they're dead). its still kinda damp, but whatever. so i throw some bleach on it and start trying to scrub out the water spots on the ceiling of the bathroom before we decide to replace the section.

i quickly notice the spots disappear almost immediately, as well as a decent amount of paint. oh, and my hand is starting to burn. the burning gets unbearable so i take the rag down to look at it. the rag is smoking and holes are forming in it.


fuck

i drop the rag in the sink and gtfo before anything worse happens. i go out to the van looking for my boss, who is nowhere to be found. shit, i forgot to turn on the fan. i rush upstairs, throw open the door to the bathroom and i am greeted by a 30 y/o woman with down syndrome coughing and wheezing with her panties around her ankles.

i panic and shut the door. about ten minutes later she comes out, lays on the couch, and passes out. i turn on the fan and spent the rest of the day planning for a new job and worrying about murder charges.

the next day we return to finish the drywall and the woman waves at me and doesn't mention anything. as far as i know, i could've done permanent damage to her, but no one knows because they can't tell.

this is hand down the worst feeling i've ever had in my life and will never live it down, so at the very least i figure reddit can laugh at me.

obvious throwaway since my friends know this story and there's only so many people who've gassed someone with downs.

TIFU by gassing a half naked 30 y/o woman with down syndrome at a professional football players house.