Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this all happened last week but it's finally wrapping up now.

i've always been that one guy that everybody's friends with but doesn't have many actual close friends.  so when it was saturday night and i got a call from a friend, i'll call her m, about going out to a club(for lack of a better word) i was rather surprised.  i would have much rather stayed home and watched hockey but i said ok because since we had know each other since high school and i didn't want to disappoint her.

this is where it started to go wrong.
we drove in m's car to the club on the outskirts of the city and immediately after arriving, m ditched me to chase after a guy she liked.  being the social butterfly i am, i decided, fuck it, and found a place to sit alone and watch the game on my phone.  i'll been there for a solid two hours when this girl walks up and sits next to me.  i'll call her e.  she looked upset so i asked her what was wrong.  she told me that her boyfriend was being a prick and that she just wanted to get away from him for a while.  i didn't know what to say so i just said something like, "well i'm not doing anything if you want to just talk."

we talked for a while and somehow e brought up something about kids so we started talking about what we wanted to do in the future about having a family and what not.  we both got really into a conversation about having a daughter.  e said something along the lines of "if we had a daughter she'd be pretty adorable." and we both laughed.  

that was the point of no return.

it turned out e's boyfriend had been looking for her and had found her, alone with a guy talking about having cute children together in basically the coat room of a club.  he got pissed off and started calling her a bitch and a whore and told her they were leaving.  when she said no he tried to grab her so i decided to be the knight in shining armor and told him to fuck off.  big mistake.  he was a big guy, like captain america big...  nevertheless i tried to step between him and e so he punched me in the face at least twice before storming out.  e managed to find m inside and then i got a fun trip to the walk-in clinic and left with 8 stitches and a broken nose.

it wasn't all bad though because e left the guy and my injuries were covered.  i finally feel better and e called me and wants to "spend more time together."

TIFU by standing up for a girl