Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened about a year ago. and i was recently reminded of the long forcefully forgotten memory. 

so myself and my girlfriend at the time had pretty regular sex. she was on the pill for a while but got off due hormonal issues. so it was back to condoms for me. 

now i am absolutely terrible at buying condoms. i never know what to get. ideally i try to go for something that will give me at least 30% of the feeling because lets face it condoms are just the worst. especially after not using one for a while. so i see the trojan fire and ice ones and think "oh that sounds interesting" and pick up the box. 

few days later the gf and i are getting ready to do the dirty when i take out one of these bad boys and roll it on. instantaneously i get a cooling sensation on myself. i'm thinking huh that's kinda neat. 

5 minutes pass into the sex and she starts screaming bloody murder "holy fuck it burns it burns what the fuck stop"! not even a second later it hits for me too. 

what went from a neat cooling sensation slowly but surely got hotter and hotter as i was thrusting. stupid me assumed it was friction... or something. then all of a sudden if felt acid surrounded by a force field what hugging my penis. it was like i covered croch in icy hot and injected tiger balm into my urethra. which was probably amplified by 100 for her. 

i rip the condom off and her and i jump into the shower as fast as possible wincing and wondering how this evil creation was available for purchase.

TIFU by using Fire and Ice Condoms