Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: about a year ago i drove over 1,000 miles straight to have time to stop and see me girlfriend at the time. i was dead tired when i got there but still found the strength to satisfy her for about 2 hours before passing out while she went to the bathroom. about 20 minutes later i woke up with her 12" monster cock vibrator buried in my ass. i went to jump up and as soon as my privates cleared the bed she flipped up under me and started blowing me while ramming her vibe in and out of my ass. in sheer shock i froze for about 30 seconds and that was all it took to blow the biggest load of my life. 

now when i say biggest load of my life i freaking mean it. my girlfriend had nerve damage to her throat during a tonsillectomy when she was 8 years old and had no gag reflex......until i blew my load.....pretty sure she had cum cumming out of her eyeballs and ears and oh yea she chocked big time and almost puked on my balls before i pulled out and cum when flying all over me, her, the bed, the floor, the walls, etc.

TIFU my ass got penetrated too