Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so just before you read this, it isn't gonna be all that funny. i honestly fucked up today and i thought i'd see if you guys had any insight. 

some back story, i've been caught smoking pot and doing other teenager things and it's gotten me in a ton of trouble with my father; he thinks i'm now immoral, an idiot, and wants me gone. 

so yesterday i get caught sneaking out and my parents catch me and make me come home. they're pissed beyond absolute hell because my dad is one of those three decades in law enforcement kind of guys. later that night i snuck back out and was successful, and that was that. 

come today, it's been a very shitty one and i'd been working from 10:00 to 7:30. at about 9:30 i want up to a phone call from my older friend, we'll say his name is ryan. he asks me to come to some party with him and his friends. my parents were doing plumbing upstairs and thought i was asleep so i made the stupid decision to sneak out again. after hanging with all them until about 11:15 my mom texts one of them saying "bring my son home right now, and come in the house with him." 

naturally, we freaked out and and sped home at about 80 mph through private neighborhoods. when we got there my parents are waiting on the porch and my driver tyler asks me "so they called me in too?" i confirm, get out of the car, and then he slams on the gas and leaves the area. what the actual fuck? 

i go up to the porch and see my parents, my mom won't even look at me and my dad tells me repeatedly that if my brother wasn't watching through the window he'd be beating the shit out of me. eventually he can handle it anymore and he throws me into the front door and sends me downstairs. after about twenty minutes of lying on the couch he comes in and tells me he's going to tylers house to talk to his parents and possibly get him attested.

he's sending me to rehab on monday because i smoked marijuana at the party, my sister's avoid me, my dad hates me, my mother has no trust in me, even my nine year old brother asks my parents why they don't kick me out. i've totally fucked up my life and i need some guidance. if you have any genuine advice or you could just talk to me, message me, i'd appreciate it a ton.

TIFU by sneaking out of my house