Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened a couple days ago. 

so it was just a regular ol' day and i was outside skateboarding with a friend. i was practicing some trick that i don't even remember, and i was explaining to my friend that it was quite dangerous. the next thing that happened, (quite ironically i might add) was i jumped, and the board went vertical to the ground, and as i came down my legs landed on both sides of the skateboard. needless to say, i sat down for a bit. after a few minutes i went inside to assess the damage, and almost passed out. there was blood all over the inside of my legs, and a large gash in my ballsack. i yelled for my father, stating "i may have to go to the hospital." 

after we got there and the doctors had taken a look, they decided all it needed was a few stitches! so i lay there, holding my balls as the doctor sewed them up, wincing as the needle went in and out of my balls. 

word of advice, maybe it isn't such a bad idea to wear a cup skateboarding.

TIFU by cutting my balls open.