Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was quite a while back but i remembered it today.

my brother and i were about to watch the hobbit: botfa and we decide to go to the toilet which is outside of the cinema so we don't miss anything in case nature starts yodelling. we do our business, wash our hands and use a dyson airblade-esque machine. now these machines never get rid of all the moisture on your hands so i my hand was still moist when i left. with minutes to spare we hurried back into the cinema. along the way though i placed my hand and glided them over plants, walls and velvet ropes, going up and down with each curve and point. i run my hand along one large velvety chair that has these nice plaid ridges. it's facing away from me so i run my hands from the corner of the chair down.

my hand goes over the top and i fling it down going with the flow but my hand is stopped by something soft. i turn my head and a woman looks up and gives me the most disgusted look i'd ever seen. as a reaction i recoil my hand and say 'oh fuck, shit, fuck, sorry'. my brother bursts and can't stop as i waddle into the theatre.

TIFU by accidentally rubbing my toilet hands in a girls face