Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had a pretty shitty day so i wanted to unwind and play some videogames and read a book till late. i left the window slightly open because of the summer heat and the lights on.

all was going well, until the deathstar of a hornet took a liking to my lamp. now what does a big hunk of pain (otherwise known as european hornet) doing at 1 o'clock in the morning is beyond me, nevertheless it obviously confused my lamp for a moon. it proceded to bang against it for about 20 minutes until i noticed that it wasn't a fat fly, but evil incarnate itself. i have never faced a hornet in closed quarters before, but i knew that some serious guerilla warfare was about to take place in my bedroom.

no matter how ninja-like i was, i woke the rest of the household up while gearing up in the living room. long coat, trackpants, gloves, scarf, baseball cap... for my weapons of choice, i went for the windex (or rather my regional alternative), a broom and a backup rolled newspaper.

the next 20 minutes were marked by a no-compromise steaming hot diplomatic attrition between me and the hornet. i opened the window all the way and turned off all the lights three times, politely inviting the beast to return home, but alas, the thing was stubborn as a mule (incidentaly also as big as one). "we don't negotiate with terrorists (anymore).

mustering all the courage i had left, i braved the chemical warfare. "if it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger". the bull got angry in the china shop. i wasn't sure if the squirming and agitation was that of poison, anger, or both. i decided that the best course of action was to outlast the threat, until it either succumbs to poison, or leaves by the early dawn with triumph (possibly becoming invincible). then, the cavalery came.

when a hornet/bee/wasp is being attacked, it releases pheromones that signal its palls to gang up and punish the agressor. at this time of night (morning?), no "official" backup would show up, asleep safe and sound in their cozy nests (unlike some assholes), so i got surprised with an interesting guest/invader/agressor

a grey shadow glides across the room and begins to make circles around the lamp. from the size of it, i was ready to meet my maker by the hands of the colossal hornet-prime scourge of the mankind iii. then our eyes crossed (literally, it suddenly took aim for me), and i realised that it was no insect (fortunately) but a bat. i am throwing that lamp away first thing tomorrow, as it seems to posses supernatural abilities to summon nocturnal animals.

at this point i decided to cut my losses and retreat, sealing off the room in hopes that by tomorrow the joint-ops would go home and never return. i decided to hit the google and read up on both the animals to be prepaired next time. so apparently bats eat hornets. probably it was the reason why it got into my room in the first place. and i would be ok with that, circle and life and all, but alas my liege, the banquet is poisoned.

now things could develop in 3 ways: 1)the bat and the hornet peacefully leave to their lives and families 2)the bat eats the hornet and dies (possibly in my room) 3)the bat and the hornet join forces and overthrow the government in my house, forcing me to burn it all to the ground

TIFU By failing to negotiate with a hornet and possibly poisoning an innocent rat