Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this is happening right now. first day of college, i get up early despite being heavily hung over to catch the shuttle to my campus. soon after i find out it's going to the opposite end of the city. so now i'm violently writing this on my phone to make the stress go away.

TIFU by being early