Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory "this happened yesterday", possible nsfw because of the pics. 

so, yesterday, my best friend(who is like my sister), took me to the beach(one of the nj beaches) with her friend & the friend's kid. 

so, i don't exactly leave the house very often. i can count on one hand the amount of times i've left the house in the past year. my anxiety is very, very bad, so i stay at home and game. 

well, because of that, i slathered myself in sunscreen every half hour. i was out on the beach for about 7 or 8 hours. i didn't feel anything until i went to the bathroom and my legs started to burn. like, pain. i went into the stall and looked down, and lo and behold, i burned through my sunscreen!!! we didn't leave for almost 2 hours later. the car ride was hell, every little movement hurt, the sun shining through the windows made it feel worse.. the worst part was how badly my stomach started to hurt from it. 

it took a 2-hour car ride before i got home, i got home around 21:30. i got in the shower at 22:00, had my mom gently wash my back for me, and help me put aloe on after the shower. 

getting into bed was the worst. i have 6 cats, and one of the, loves me and climbs all over me. yep. he came in and crawled on me. i cried like the little bitch i am. i slept in nothing but panties because i couldn't put a shirt on.  i ended up getting an hour of sleep because the weight of my blanket made everything hurt terribly. 

i got up at 06:00 to find i can barely walk. i put a tank top and some boy shorts on..  i was very thirsty, and rather hungry, so i did my best to go downstairs and get something without brushing up against anything. of course, i failed and smashed my knee into the freezer... i almost screamed, it hurt so bad. i went back to my room and laid down for an eternity. 

after my dad got up at 11:00, i went downstairs to chill in my parents' room and play the xb1. i'm still in there, and it's about 17:50. 


it feels like my skin is melting off my body. send help.


here's pics of the damage: https://imgur.com/a/wqcwb

 

edit: forgot tl;dr and the edit about forgetting the tl;dr and a typo

edit2: it's about 21:57. front page woooo. wasn't expecting that since i'm basically hated on reddit. anyway, for those wondering, i live in pa of the usa. i know i said i'm german, but i'm pennsylvania german. should've mentioned that. also sorry to those who didn't realize until the end of the post that i'm a chick and felt bad about thinking i was a dude. sorry for confusion. 

edit3; it's about 08:50. i slept okayish, tempted to go back to sleep. my legs and my back still hurt like hell, but my arms are better.

TIFU by not getting out enough. [possible NSFW]