Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a few years back, waaay before i even discovered this site, so backdated, but trust, you weren't even there.

anyway. during 1 fateful summer eve, i had my gf at the time crashing at mine, we were on the bed, having a chat , then things turned frisky etc etc you know the drill. but i have a preference for going down on women, it's a switch, i can't stop it, and i actually crave it, like it's made of nicotine or sth. so i started tracing my tongue down her stomach, hooked my fingers to the sides of her pants ready to whip them off. 


as i was about to yank them down, she tenderly mutters "oh... just so you know, i'm on my period"

this is where the preference thing gets out of hand, because at the time i was like "fuck this, i'll sail the seas of the angry, red twat water" thankfully she's not heavy flow, and she was in the twilight of her time of the month, but still, 99.9% of most people would see that as a sign to turn away. to digress actually, that 0.1% of people that still would do it, contact me, give me some validation that i'm not a bloody monster (pun intended)

right so, i done it, nothing overwhelmingly gross, just a bit sour. took her home, said goodnight, then on the way back, i got a drum of bbq chicken (those tubs of pre-cooked meat) opened it... smelt exactly the same. binned it. never ate bbq chicken again.

TIFU by giving into my preferences during a dark hour, and now I hate BBQ chicken.