Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened years ago when i was in college.  i lived with two other guys in an apartment close to campus.  on this day i had a bad headache and had tweaked my ankle.  i decided to skip class and eat a couple pain pills to deal with both issues.  so i pop a couple as i lay on the couch watching tv.  about an hour after i take the first two, my head is still rocking and my ankle is still throbbing so considered taking two more.  now i have never been a fan of pills so i was a little nervous before i took those last two but eventually decided it would be fine and just took them.  this did seem to do the trick and i started to get drowsy.  

this is where the fu happens.  as im starting to drift off, my roommate walks through as he's  headed to class and i mention that i took four and plan on sleeping all day.  he jokes that maybe i shouldnt fall asleep because i might not wake up.  normally this wouldnt have affected me much but for some reason after he left i got super freaked out and thought ill just call the poison control hotline (this is pre cell phone and internet) and make sure im going to be ok.  

so, i call up, tell the lady what i have taken, how much and why.  she then tells me that i may be doing serious damage to my liver and that i probably wouldnt notice the symptoms but my liver could shut down and i could die!

ok so now the drowsiness is replaced with pure panic.  i jump up like a maniac and hobble to my car.  i race to the er like a crazy person, yelling out the window to people that im dying, to get out of the way, honking, just being a complete moron and drama queen.  i squeal into the er parking lot, hop skip my way to the front desk and explain that my liver is being metabolized per the pc hotline and that if i dont have my stomach pumped, im a goner.  thinking this would get me straight back, i was surprised when the lady calmly told me to take a seat and someone will be with me soon.  perplexed, i repeated my pleas thinking she couldnt have understood, again, please take a seat.  so i did and i sat there sweating from pure panic and hopping on a bad leg at this point a  nice couple in the waiting room asked if i was ok.  i explained that no i was not in fact ok and probably was going to od.  i told them the situation and although i could tell they were kinda amused they very calmly recommended that i call a pharmacist because they really doubt that four pills would kill me.  so i take their advice and find out that i am fine and am in no danger.  

i've never felt so gullible in my life.  i still catch shite from my friends over this and its been well over a decade.  

tl;dl. took too much pain medication, called poison control hotline, was given bad info, panicked, made an ass out of myself at er, was totally fine

TIFU by calling he poison control hotline.