Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu- today, like many days before it, i was playing fetch with my dog. she was ecstatic, as usual. her whole body was wriggling like a furry dolphin as she leapt across the living room to retrieve her braided rope. as i tossed the rope, i had my laptop balanced on my knees, searching for a job that would pay for more toys for my dog (and my food, but you can see my priorities.) 

as she returned with her prize, head held high, i became distracted by a new craigslist posting, taking my eyes off of the dog. she didn't appreciate that very much. with a sigh, she pawed at my leg, trying to catch my attention, but i remained distracted. finally, her impatience outgrew her training, and she leapt onto my lap like a flying squirrel. unfortunately, she weighs almost 60 pounds, and is less squirrel and more clumsy lioness. there was room on my lap for only one, and in her mind, my laptop was stealing her claim to the iron throne. 

with the bat of an enormous paw, my laptop went flying, spinning across the room accompanied by a soundtrack of my horrified shouts. my dog, now perched on my lap like an enormous hat-box, stood silently, staring at the carnage she had created. my twisted face relaxed into relief, as i saw my laptop alight peacefully on my nearby couch in a surprising but heartening turn of fate. it was only then that i realized that my dog's behind was conveniently resting inches from my face. 

i no longer ignore my dog.

TIFU by multitasking and having a dog