Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: not today (sorry). but last year i was a teaching assistant for an anatomy lab, basically i prepared cadavers for student viewing, did some short lectures and set up lab supplies for student use. beyond that and answering questions the students were going to do everything themselves with only instruction from me. basically we weren't ever supposed to actually do anything for them in labs. 

this particular day i broke that rule and thought i was being helpful. the students were dissecting cow eye's. a group of girls in the back had an eye that seemed to have more pressure inside than the others and they were having trouble cutting into it. most of them were pretty soft but this one felt very solid. these girls were afraid of getting squirted with "eye juice" as they called it and asked me to do it for them. i wasn't supposed but said fuck it. i grabbed the scalpal and tried to make a cut. i couldn't.... this thing was a bitch. rather than slice it open normally i decided hey, let me just poke it, relieve the pressure than make the cut. 

nope. the cow eye burst, squirting the feared "eye juice" across the table, the girl who was afraid of this to begin with has substance covering her face hair and clothes and starts crying, i stood there shocked, jaw dropped as she ran out of the room. about 5 min later though i couldn't stop laughing.

TIFU by cutting an eye.