Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: on being asked if i’d prefer cranberry, cran-raspberry, cran-pomegranate, or some other sort of juice, i answered that i’d like cran-cranberry juice. the ensuing ambiguity blotted out the sun, and we spoke in the shade. ([link for the confused](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdddhmwhu2s)) it took me several minutes to explain what i really wanted.

somewhere along the way, i forgot that “cran” is a [cranberry morpheme](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/cranberry_morpheme). i blame this on ocean spray’s penchant for portmanteaus.

when i finished the conversation, i returned to the activity which had prompted the conversation: pouring the last of the cranberry juice. glancing at the label, it took me a few seconds to figure out what sort of fruit the “berry” in what i read as “cran-berry” was. engrossed in my attempt to parse the mystery word - now at about a 100° angle from upright - i didn’t notice as the cranberry juice began to spill over the top of the glass.

as the damper, less-confused person i am today, i’m going to buy orange juice in the future.

TIFU parsing “cranberry”.