Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu by trying to put on the post-shave stuff from dollar shave club. i had just gotten out of the shower after nicely shaving my legs and armpits, i decided since i was going to wear a dress i would make my skin nice and soft. i fucked up. as i was trying to get it out of the bottle thing and it wouldn't come out, after making the stuff go to the top i squeezed. really really hard. almost the whole bottle came out on to my expensive sheets and expensive bed. scraped it up and used it. had to wash the sheets but all is good. almost lost a 4000$ bed's warranty. with an adjustable base. not good. but yeah, that was close. anyway sorry if formatting is wrong whatever on my phone. sorry if this story is boring just thought i would share it with everyone, i read these things all the time and thought i would share. plus i'm drunk so ye lol

TIFU by trying to use post shave stuff