Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this'll be my first fuck-up (that i've submitted :p)

so last night i went to see inside out with some friends, and i was using a free movie pass i got from my birthday from a while ago. because i wasn't spending money on a ticket, i figured i might as well get popcorn and a drink for about the same price. the movie was great but by the end of it, i'd only finished half of my $8 medium popcorn cause i started to feel kinda sick from it.

fast forward to this morning: i get in the shower to get ready for work, having shower thoughts about how the emotions from inside out might behave in my own head, when i get this overwhelming feeling of nausea. it happens often when i get up early, but this time it went into that full-on phase where your body tells you "/!\this is not a drill, you're going to throw up/!\". 

i step out of the shower with shampooed up hair, and begin to assume the position and flip up the toilet seat. unfortunately, the seat didn't stay upright cause my towel on top of the tank stopped it, so as i threw my head down to let loose, i slammed my right eye right into the lid, which also somehow acted as a goddamned sprinkler head and sprayed my puke... everywhere. seriously; on the seat, on the wall, on the floor, on some towels, on the clothes i'd worn in there. all i could see in the bile was popcorn too. i looked up in the mirror at my eye after the first wave of vomit cleared; there was puke, there was soap, it was bruised and red, there was even a damn kernel shell in it, and it stung like hell.

while continuing to puke, with last night's movie still on my mind, i heard mindy kaling's voice say "this is the worst", followed by lewis black shouting "why the f**k did we even buy popcorn in the first place?!" it was the insult to the injury.

after finishing, i cleaned myself up, cleaned up the puke shrapnel, and finished my shower. the only positive take away from the experience was that i vowed to never buy movie theater popcorn ever again.

TIFU by purchasing theater popcorn