Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this one happened last week. but before we get to the fu, a little back story ... i have been out of the closet (bisexual) to only a very select few people since february of this year. i moved in with my roommate/classmate/friend a few months ago, who is not one of the few.

the story:
one of my gym instructors that i have been crushing on for a while is leaving the country. so, being the person i am, get him a best wishes card with several people's from the class name on it. i end up meeting him up to give him the card, and we proceed to get drinks. well, the night ends up going extremely well with talking, dancing, etc, and me crushing hard. we part ways at the end of the night nothing nsfw. i go home and pass out ... at least i think.

the next morning, i’m at work. my roommate, who left on vacation, texts me, "did you make it to work?". "yeah just a little late". 
"you came out of the closet last night. only way i could put it. hahaha". 
“ok ... wow was not expecting that one.” 
“i wish i had a video of that. we probably need to discuss this, right?” 
"haha yes. it was hilarious.“ 
"do you want to wait until you get back? or do this over texting?"
 “texting for now. you were drunk and refused to use a door. i was like you know there’s a door. and you were like ‘no no i came in this way’. you don’t remember?” 
i reply, “no i don’t.” thinking to myself what the fuck did i do, coming out to him drunk as hell, and laughing out loud at work from nervousness."

apparently, during this blacked out discussion, i had mentioned my drunk food snack along with the fact that i got two numbers, which i didn’t get, and to top it off, i guess i really wanted to watch sharknado 3: oh hell no because i kept on mentioning it to my roommate.

the fu: so in my mind at this point, the story is that i blacked out and came through the closet, figuratively and literally, which is probably the best coming out story that i’ve heard myself. i get out of work and go to the gym laughing to myself the whole time thinking i can’t believe i did this. 

after the post-gym shower, i text him “i have to say that i am shocked though that it took this long. i thought i would have done told you drunk.” 
“wait what?” 
i thought that he misunderstands the text and reply, “i’m shocked that it took so long to tell you, considering how many times we’ve been drunk together.” 
“told me what? i’m so confused right now hahaha” 
“oh shit! i didn’t say anything to you?” 
“just that you got numbers and were out with a guy from the gym and sharknado”.

my jaw just drops and i feel a little weak and have to sit down to comprehend, what i just read, and meanwhile, i’m thinking “what the fuck did i just do?”

as you can gather, i didn’t tell him that i’m out, i just came out of his closet to talk to him while he was in his room after a night filled with booze.

so, now when he comes back from vacation, we probably will have a conversation about the night, and i’ll actually have to come out of the closet to him this time. don’t know how he’s going to take it, but it’s going to happen one way or another now.

 

edit: formatting

TIFU by literally coming out the closet