Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: Even the stupid title seems retarded. “No of course the fuck not.” Or maybe yes. We never go out. Two years together. Moved in together. He never wants to go anywhere with me. It’s enough, he says, that we live together and see each other every day and morning. Okay. But when he wakes up it’s to browse Facebook. When we get home from work there’s no together time. If he goes out with his friends he asks to go alone or reluctantly invites me. Tonight I asked him to get a drink at the bar downstairs. He gripes, “if you want.” But I say, well not if you’re in pjs already... and he responds “oh my friend texted me, he’s there, meet you there?” 

Wibta if I fucjing say something for once ? 

asking my boyfriend to go on a date with just me