Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: So my local Sainsbury's (uk) petrol station always has a que. I (like most) patiently wait my turn but get frustrated because people block the entrance by waiting for a pump that is on the correct side for their petrol cap (even though the hoses are designed to reach the other side). 
On this day 3 cars were waiting even though I could see two pumps available on the far side. After about 2 mins I thought sod it and weaved between them to get to an empty pump.
Am I the asshole for not being traditionally British and waiting politely in que.

jumping 3 people in line at the petrol station