Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway for obvious reasons :p

so, it's getting warm where i am and i decided to sleep naked. i love the freedom of it, my boobs rarely get any time out from their "cage" and yeah. i laid my head down and went to sleep.

around 7:30 am, way before my alarm, i was half awake. i strained to fart and felt a wetness between my legs. *oh, no. i peed myself.* was my first thought. now, i am not at my best mental capacity at 7:30 in the morning, so i stuck my hand down there to find out what it was. my hand came back bloody.

great. my period had started. no big deal, i'd just run to the bathroom that wasn't far from my room and get a pad, right? right.

except.

when i stood up, the floodgates opened.

i speedwalked to the bathroom (i don't know why i didn't run, again, i am not at my best) but halfway there it appeared this would not be adequate. i had one option, and one option only.

needless to say, i walked the other half to the bathroom with my left hand cupped between my legs. toilet paper was my savior, but when i finally looked at my hand, it was covered in blood. gross.

i got dressed and went back to sleep, this time, protected :p

TIFU by sleeping naked and perioding on my hand