Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: about a month ago i quit a terrible job in a fit of anger and smoked like crazy the same night. that job had random drug testing for the 2+ years i was there so i hadn't smoked until that night. i also had a cookie on top of it.

i realize it was completely reckless since i have and share bills/rent with my gf who lives with me. she was understandably upset but i insisted i'd find something.

fast forward to this past thursday when i was interviewed for a sweet job. got hired on the spot which paid way more and was considerably less stressful than my last job. they asked if i was ok with a drug test and i accepted thinking i wouldn't test positive for anything since the last time i smoked was a month ago. i also drink tons of water and exercise daily so i thought that further improved my chances. they said they'd get the results within 24 hours. started working that same day after the test and continued to work. after friday i figured i passed and would keep the job since i hadn't heard anything about it and went on to tell all my friends/fam that i scored a great new job and wouldn't be struggling anymore. 

today during work i get a call from the testing facility and they tell me i failed and my employer would be notified of it. my job involves driving so once i returned to the office, i'm immediately called in by the big boss who fired me on the spot.

i understand that for driving positions they do this for insurance reasons in case i ever get into an accident... but it just blows. i'm not a regular user and just wanted to do it again since i hadn't done it in so long. they even told me i was doing a better job than their previous driver who had been there for 5 years while it was my 4th day.

now my gf is on the brink of leaving me and i have no idea what i'm gonna do about rent and bills.

so ya i fucked up

TIFU and lost my dream job