Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it's not even noon yet and i want to leave out of sheer embarrassment. i use the men's room in the morning because my bladder gets full around this time and then decide to wash my hands like a clean human being. soap dispenser is one of those pricier tabletop pumps you refill, metallic head, ceramic/glass exterior - the works. i work in a hotel setting to the bathrooms we use are really nice. this bed bath and beyond fuckabout dispenser would not cooperate with me so i use a bit of extra elbow grease thinking it was stuck. i didn't know that these things need their pumps fully twisted clounterclockwise to pump properly and smoothly. as my hand forces down, it twists a bit and the pump is pressed with the force of 1000 suns. it shoots out a splotch at ftl velocity and ricochets off my palm right onto my crotch. 

i. want. to. die.

i still have 5 hours in the office. my office is also all women. its drying up excruciatingly slowly, but the stain looks... questionable. i'm capable of covering it with a sweater - thank god. on the plus, there's a constant pleasant soap smell wafting from me - like some kind of aura of freshly washed hands. still want to go home.

TIFU by being too rough with the soap dispenser