Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: alrighty so this doozy just happened and i'm probably typing in a bunch of pee residue but it's fine so anyhoo i was on the phone with my girlfriend talking about who cares and i started peeing (into the toilet) and i set my phone down on the counter with my earbuds still in so i could hear whatever she was saying and then my ~~huge penis~~hand snags the wire and my phone flies into the pee water. 

**luckily** i have the reflexes of a ~~cat~~dying sloth and ~~managed to~~absolutely did not catch it in time so my girlfriend got the privilege of hearing firsthand what it sounds like to dive into a bunch of pee. also i got pee on my phone. and in my case. and on my hands. there was pee everywhere is what i'm trying to say.

TIFU by dropping my phone into a pee-ridden toilet whilst on said telephone with my girlfriend