Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: (obligatory note about this actually happening several years ago)

my now-husband and i were over at my parents house for dinner, and as usual i had migrated into the kitchen to help my mother finish dinner while my dad sat with my man in the living room talking about computers. my parent's cat, evan, was underfoot and whining, so i got him a handful of food and then ignored him. 

while making conversation with my mother i made the mistake of stepping backwards, though i didn't know it right away. it was only when i suddenly felt the stinging sensation of what felt like 10 to 20 sewing pins in my right leg that i looked down and realized i'd been standing on evan's tail. 

i'm normally much more careful around the cats, but i was wearing those sketchers shape up shoes with the enormous pillowy soles and so i had no idea i'd stepped on him. unable to free himself, he decided to defend himself instead.

i ended up with not only deep puncture wounds from every single one of his claws around my calf, but somehow he managed to sink all four fangs into my leg as well. (vertically. i'm not sure how he did it, perhaps unhinged his jaw like some kind of snake?)

after i lifted my foot up, evan shot out of the room and i spent most of the rest of the night with paper towels around my bleeding leg, crouched near the couch trying to coax him out to apologize.

TIFU By Wearing Sketchers Shape Ups and Stepping on My Parent's Cat