Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened last friday, but it still terrifies me a little bit when i think about it.
i am a student studying abroad (currently in canada), and i went to the university library to study for a few hours. now a key thing in this story is my umbrella, it was a rainy day and i decided to take my umbrella with me. now the thing about this umbrella is it has this plastic katana handle, it was comfortable when i held it so i bought it without really thinking much about it.

so fast forward a few hours later i wait for my bus at the university, and i had my umbrella closed cause it wasn't really raining that much. i get into the bus, put my headphones on and just zone out. 
now something i never thought of happen, i hear someone calling out sir multiple times. i look on my left and i find two female officers with one of them having her gun out pointed at me, at this point am terrified to an unbelievable point. i start thinking of recent police shootings and movie, and if movies taught me anything, i just threw my hand in the air. i have no clue what is going on, or why is any of this happening. then i look down and realize, the damn umbrella.

i look at them and keep repeating "its just an umbrella, its just an umbrella", they don't seem to care, and ask me to exit the bus and put my hand on the fence outside of the bus. 
at this point am dying in the inside, they take everything away from me and put it on the ground while it is raining, i keep repeating it is just an umbrella while she asks me if i have any id on me and what is my name, at this point am almost sure am being held cause am middle eastern and someone thought i will go blow something up, cause they don't seem to care when i tell them about the umbrella. i ask the officer if i may know what is wrong. she tells me someone from the university saw me walking back and forth with a sword, planning something crazy. she then proceeds to ask me if am feeling mentally well today or not, and i almost burst out laughing (that is basically my defense mechanism if am nerves or scared), i tell her am ok and again i repeat that it is just an umbrella. 

then a third officer arrives and he checks the umbrella and then screams "i knew it! it was a sword umbrella, i told you guys!" he starts laughing while admiring the umbrella while am just staring into the fence. the officers tell me am ok while they are having a laugh and just to be careful while holding the umbrella around, also to consider getting a new one. they walk me back into the bus  while my brain is confused, i get in and a few people are clapping and others are just shocked, they ask me what happened and if am ok. i tell them all is well, and it is because of my umbrella. some laugh and some look shocked and outraged, they try and keep me calm but at this point, i am just about to cry and laugh at the same time. 

i walk home with the umbrella completely open so this does not happen again, i don’t tell my family about what happened and i just stare into the roof thinking that i want to burn the umbrella to the ground.
i will add a picture of the umbrella at the bottom, sorry for the bad quality of the post and pictures.

 

also, here is some pictures of the umbrella, i do understand how they behaved when they saw it.

with the cover thing: http://i.imgur.com/usjr9r8.jpg

without the cover thing: http://i.imgur.com/7ge7ab9.jpg

TIFU By (almost?) getting shot by the cops