Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: inspired by another bird-related fu i thought i'd submit my own.

this was years ago, i think i was a sophomore in high school at the time. my buddy leon & i were some little punks back then. leather jackets, infrequent showers, the lot. we skipped class pretty much daily to smoke whatever crappy weed we could muster up for five bucks. there was a spot creatively known as "the woods" that we'd walk to to partake. on the way to the woods was a small pond with benches which we'd often sit at post-smokening to enjoy our high. 

on this fateful day, the ducks that often roost on the pond were paddling particularly close to the bench where we were perched. before i go any further, it must be noted that i love animals. i've been vegetarian since i was seven & would never hurt any creature on purpose. back to the story. i picked up a small pebble (no bigger than a dime) & underhanded it near the crowd of ducks. they must've thought it was food because they all quickly dove for it & came in closer. my buddy was cracking up, "stupid birds", & he followed suit. we did this for a minute until one of the pebbles actually landed on a duck's butt & bounced off; prompting a tail shake & quick indifference on the duck's part. stoned as we were, this was hilarious.

we sat there a few minutes & continued bouncing the pebbles off the ducks; no harm, no fowl. finally, my buddy had grown tired of our feathered jesters & picked up a bigger rock (no larger than a walnut, mind you) in hopes of scaring them off. he stood up, pulled back & chucked this rock. 

he was legitimately aiming for the water. instead, this rock hit a duck square in the middle of the neck. the duck's neck immediately *snapped* clean in the center. its head slumped over in the water, drowning, its wings flailing about fruitlessly. "oh fuck", leon covered his mouth with his hands, devastated by the rocky horror he'd personally unleashed on innocent honking bird, sending it to a premature, watery grave.

we stood there in shock for a minute as the rest of the ducks noped the fuck out and the twitches of the innocent flystander faded (along with the last of my friend's innocence). mouth still covered, he slowly shifts his gaze to me. "dude i... i didn't mean to...". his muffled explanation did nothing to change my reaction. i burst out laughing "dude!! you just fucking murdered that duck, you're a fucking dick! i can't wait till joel hears about this" lmao.

this was the only time i would ever see any remorse out of leon, and it was definitely genuine. not long after (though unrelated, he would claim), he too went vegetarian (after all the times he chastised me for it). to this day i bet his dreams are haunted by the garbled squawking of that floating poultry. may that poor duck breast in peace.

TIFU by tossing pebbles at ducks