Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as you're probably used to already, this didn't happen today but yesterday (12h ago to be exact).   
  
a friend of mine (let's call her emily) and i landed in bangkok 2 days ago. we're here to do a month of backpacking around the country. as we were walking through the streets, i got distracted for a second and didn't look where i was going - and bang headfirst into a street sign. next thing i know the niagara falls open up and blood comes gushing out my forehead like a fire hose.   
close by was some kind of institute with a security lady out front, who could supply me with paper towels while emily got help. with the aid of two thai students in their 20s they got me a taxi.   
now at this point i should probably mention that no matter where i applied the pressure i could not get the bleeding to stop, it still kept coming out like crazy! mr. taxi drivers cab is a downright mess as the puddle keeps getting bigger and bigger and from what emily told me later, my face looked like carrie. you know, the one from the stephen king movie.   
mr taxi driver refused to accept more than the 55baht (~2$) the meter said even though he would need to clean all of this up.   
rushing into the er i'm put on a stretcher and sent for an xray. luckily, my skull is still in one piece. 20(!) stitches later the 7cm (~3'') wound on my forehead is shut again. doctors think it's a small miracle i never lost consciousness with the blood loss. good thing is, i shall now be known as harry potter.   
big thanks to emily, the thai students, the security lady, awesome mr taxi driver and the great team at the hospital.

TIFU by not looking where I'm going