Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened to last night.

i haven't carved a pumpkin in a few years, so i felt fairly noobish at it. i thought it would be a great idea to get one of those battery power saws instead of an actual carving kit for a 26lb pumpkin. little did i know, the power saw cut about an inch a minute... and was useless as a saw, but great as a vibrator, but that's a different story. eventually me and the gf find out that its actually easier to use the saw without using the actual power part of it.. so we carve out a minion in this beast of a pumpkin in about an hour. i live in a small apartment in a city, so there isn't many places to put the pumpkin. this is where i fucked up, i thought it would be a great idea to put it on my fire escape. little did i know, my fire escape has an alarm that the pumpkin tripped.. and this was no nice little quiet beeping alarm, this alarm was loud enough to set off a car alarm near it.. i quickly jump out onto my fire escape fetching the pumpkin which smashed into the ladder and unrecognizable now. i ran back in turned off all my lights and locked my door. hopefully the apartment management company never finds out it was me that tripped the alarm.

TIFU By Carving a Pumpkin