Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck up happened just moments ago.

i work onboard a private mega yacht and we are doing maintenance work on it for the next few months. one of my responsibilities is to make sure our water systems are flushed out so no bacteria can grow while we are doing work.

so throughout the day i have been adding a few gallons of bleach into the water reservoir and flushing it out by letting all the sinks and showers run. i figured while they flushed themselves i could do some work on the exterior.

well we are based in florida and as true florida nature goes, it's hotter and more humid than satan's sauna. after about two hours of ripping up hatches i feel heatstroke coming so i run to the already running faucet (how convenient!) and take as many gulps as i can, quench my thirst and return to work.

well after about 5 minutes my stomach goes into a knot and i think i have to poop, so i sprint to my quarters and sit on the toilet. the second my cheeks hit the seat i realize why i feel like this and before i can even freak out i vomit all over my sink and counter for a solid minute. i'm talking one minute projectile vomiting bleach-water all over the bathroom. 

called poison control and they said i should be fine since it was so diluted and if i threw up again to go to the hospital. so now i'm sitting in the kitchen shaking from my violent episode sipping milk and working up the strength to clean my bathroom.

TIFU by drinking bleach & ruining my bathroom