Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: decided to cook up some peppers and onions to add to a day old brisket.  after slicing and dicing the peppers i figured i would take a break w a cold one on the recliner. as usual i assumed the al bundy position.  needless to say i have never hit the shower so fast in my life.

TIFU by touching myself at the wrong time