Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu. this actually happened today; within the past 2 hours in fact. first a little back story: i am very recently divorced. it was finalized on august 24th. my ex-husband was very emotionally abusive towards me and my 8 year old son. i mention this because i was told that i could never mow the lawn because it was a "man's job." he would get very mad and yell at me if i ever asked to do it.

when i left him, i moved in with my disabled mother. she'll be better once she has knee surgery on both her knees but right now, she can hardly walk. naturally, it's now my job to mow the lawn. we have about a half acre of land and i didn't have a lawnmower. 

i'm trying desperately to get my life back after i gained my freedom. i'm always broke and i i can hardly make it financially. i've got some people in my life who are great blessings. on mother's day i was gifted a riding lawnmower by a local church. it's old and rackety, but it gets the job done. 

now, i'm 37 years old and i've never mowed in my life. it took awhile to get use to the beast. the dings and dents are evidence of that. today though... i really fucked up. 

running the back of the yard is a swampy stream. in the spring the rain and thaw of minnesota fills the stream so high, it engulfs half my yard. right now though, it's mud, muck and reeds. my first pass through along the stream, about a minute into my job, i noticed a giant hole but i didn't notice the giant rock. as i was simultaneously trying to avoid both the hole and the swamp, i steered wrong as i was going a little too fast. the wheels slipped on a big rock that i never noticed before, probably unearthed from the recent rain.

i started to go in and in a panic i missed the brake. then my foot slipped off the mower and went under the deck, twisting the hell out of leg. i thought for sure i was going to lose my foot but thankfully the mud stopped the blades. 

i tried to pull the mower out but it's way too heavy. i got the bright idea to turn it on, and push it out. to do this i had to reach over the seat, push down the brake with one hand and turn the key on with the other. it drove alright, all the way into the middle of the swamp!!

by this time i was crying; i'm unfortunately a very emotional person, especially when aunty flo is soon planning a visit. i ran into the house flailing my arms, screaming to my mom that i was so stupid and i put the mower in the swamp.

i went back out, my mom was soon to follow. i climbed into the swamp, unfortunately losing my shoes somewhere in the murky abyss. i turned the mower on and signaled to my mom to put it in gear. i was able to push it out onto dry land after a couple of tries.

i escaped with both feet, minus my shoes, and with some minor cuts from the reeds. my leg is really sore, too. thankfully, the mower still works great and i was able to mow today so i don't have to do it on labor day!

TIFU: Drove my lawnmower into a swamp, almost lost my foot.