Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this "fuck up" occurred at six-thirty this morning. before we go ahead with the incident and its repercussions, i need to explain two things.

first off, i am virtually incapable of taking a dump in any location other than home. it stems from an incident in my youth. my parents took me and my brothers to shea stadium. i was mocked and ridiculed by a group of puerto rican teens after taking a particularly loud poop in one of the stadium restrooms. i've taken virtually no craps in public restrooms since, especially not in the ones at work. if it ever got around the office that my bowel movements sound and smell like a small animal is getting slaughtered, i won't be able to unring that bell.

the second thing you need to know about me is that i am in extraordinarily good health. i am both free of chronic illness and resistant to bacteriological infection. i believe i owe much of my this to the copious quantitities of antioxidant-rich spices that i consume on a daily basis. ginger, coriander, oregano -- you name it, i've got it. 

the fuck up occurs where these two traits meet.

in an effort to start my day off right,  i tend to wake up early and pound cups of coffee like a freshman in college pounds jello shots. to make the coffee more palatable and healthy, i mix a decent amount of cinnamon into each cup. for those who don't know, some studies suggest consuming half a teaspoon of cinnamon each day can help reduce ldl cholesterol (the bad kind).

last night, i had made hummus, which requires cumin. after using this spice, i carelessly placed it back in the cabinet right where the cinnamon usually resides. by the way, both spices are mccormack brand and have the same red top. 

this morning, while mostly still asleep, i accidentally grabbed the cumin instead of the cinnamon, dumped it in my coffee, then proceeded to pound the cup. the taste was that of gargling a middle eastern man's sweaty ballsack. i choked and spat it out into my kitchen floor. 

i was forced to clean up and make more coffee, which through off my entire day. i felt like a dirty hipster on account of not having time to shave, i had to poop at a dunkin dognuts on my lunch break (that's a story for another day), and the aforementioned balls taste won't go away. also, i've thrown away the cumin as well as my delicious hummus. 

never again. thanks for reading.

TIFU by not putting things back where they belong.