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Input: Text: just happened two hours ago. 

i work in a kitchen in the back of a safeway, cutting fruits and vegetables. we have been very busy lately because of the holiday season so we were all very hard at work. to finish up for the day, i was assigned to do three batches of guacamole and five batches of pico de gallo which my other two coworkers (let's call them william and jackson) finished up fruit bowls. i, admittedly, use waaaay too many dishes when i do guac and pico i was assigned dishes after i was done. 

i'm making all of the food and it's turning out great. it's now that i should mention that both of these items contain jalapeño and cilantro. by the time i was done, i ended up using a dicing machine to dice 11 bundles of cilantro and close to 50 jalapeños. the air was already ripe with it and that's something we're used to. but my dumb ass makes it even worse. 

all the food was packed up and sent onto to the floor so i started on the dishes. whenever somebody else washes dishes, they don't like to use the hose because it gets their clothes wet. i on the other hand, having worked a while in restaurants, love the hose and use it liberally. doesn't matter what i'm washing. so i use it to knock out the dishes. including several pans and a machine with diced cilantro and jalapeño. 

it started off as coughs, which is normal. when we make those kinds of things, we're in a corner so it's normal to clear the tickle in the back of your throat. but the coughs suddenly becoming more and more frequent until there was no longer silence, at least one person was coughing at all times. and then the sneezing started. we all started sneezing. all sneezes around the room within a few seconds of each other. i was the one washing the dishes so it was hitting me the hardest. i coughed hard enough to give myself hiccups

but unfortunately, hiccups weren't the only thing i gave myself. 

for some reason, when i coughed, my gag reflex triggered and i found myself spewing vomit into the sink. just a little bit at first. but i'm the kind of person that hates vomiting so the feeling of vomiting makes me vomit more. something about the chunky feeling coming up your throats makes my stomach nope. so i'm blowing chunks into the sink, leaning into it when i hear william fall to his knees and also begin to vomit. apparently william has a weak stomach and can't watch people vomit without vomiting himself. jackson is just stunned at this point, still sneezing violently and coughing and goes to get out of the room. however, right when william thinks he's done throwing up, he looks up at jackson and vomits again, landing on jacksons shoe. this makes jackson grab onto the nearest wall and throw up against it. which makes william start throwing up again. while i'm just trying to stop myself from throwing up. 

it was the second most intense 30 seconds of my life.

TIFU by making my whole kitchen crew vomit