Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: like all great fus, this started several months ago, and i only felt the consequences today.

so, as you can probably guess from the title, i live in good ol' 'murica, the land of bacon and freedom. more to the point, i go to a public highschool. now, our summer break ended in early september, and i was promptly loaded down with copious amounts of ap homework, and competitive club test-outs on top of that.


anyways, back story time - i have a \*personal\* (take note) skype that i literally only use for talking to 3~4 friends. being somewhat paranoid myself, i never put in actual personal information, especially on something so informal.

now, onto the actual fu. in response to the afore-mentioned stress of my schedule, i decided to change my skype name, as i periodically do, to express my mood - "rip school." 

now, for those of you who aren't as caught up on the hip terminology of kids these days, the phrase "rip (something)" is roughly equivalent to saying the outcome of completing said event is going to be on par to the result of sugarless gummy bear consumption.
 
since every highschooler's vocabularly consists of copious amounts of sarcasm  and overexaggeration, saying something like "rip school" or "rip my grades" or "rip english" is something literally every single teenager would understand with 0 ambiguity as meaning "wow that test was hard i probably bombed it," with milder overtones of "sigh my gpa is probably gonna drop."

fast forward  3 months: my friend loses his phone. at this point i am completely unaware of what is transpiring. some random stranger sees his phone, and turns it in to the office.  my friend goes to ask if the staff have seen his phone. they hand it back to him. now, between the time he lost it and the time he goes to retrieve it, i have sent him a skype message, unaware of my impending doom. evidently, the staff had pressed the power button to see the lock screen, since when they handed the phone back to him, they started questioning him about my username, which was visible as "new skype message from 'rip school'" (or something along those lines). not wanting to get into trouble for refusing to tell them, my friend told them who i was. and was given back his phone. an entire evening passes by uneventfully. 

this morning, i go to school as normal. math first hour - calc bc, and for once i'm actually understanding the concepts. i remain blissfully unaware of the oncoming apocalypse. the bell rings. i walk to the door to get out, only to see a counselor walking towards me. he calls me over, and says he needs to see me. we shove our way through the crowd of people and slowly travel towards the main office, making small chat as we walk.

upon arriving at the main office, we go into a room and sit down. the interrogation begins, and i still have no idea why i'm there. the conversation itself was really long and winded, but the gist of it went like this:

 "so, do you know have any social media? say, a twitter or a facebook"

"no, i don't"

"what about \**pause*\* 'rip school'?"

it was at that moment that i realized the alternate possible meaning of my username - "rip school" because of a shooting -  but the true magnitude of it was not yet upon me. upon explaining the mistake and the colloquial meaning of the phrase, i was released to go to my 2nd hour after being told to change my username, burning hot with embarrassment. it was only then that i learned that a few days prior someone had tweeted that they were going to shoot up the school, and that police were still investigating to find out who it was.

0/7 with rice would not misinterpret again.

TIFU by forgetting I live in post-Columbine paranoia America