Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this just happened.

i was feeling pretty bloated last night. i took a few laxatives so that by morning, it would ease itself out. 

got up, pretty much naked, so still in bed. i bend over to let dog out of prison and felt a sneeze coming. tried to hold sneeze, butt blew chunks instead.

TIFU by trying to be quiet.