Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've been out of the dating scene for quite a while and have let my undercarriage become somewhat unkempt.

[these are trauma shears](http://i.imgur.com/o8v3dxm.jpg) and here's what the are capable of [doing](http://i.imgur.com/hnlgcae.jpg).

since my dumb ass has a thing about using a face trimmer on pubes, i decided to use the pair of shears instead. i don't think i'll ever not use trimmers again.

i was on my third bushel of hair when, mid-clip, i snagged a chunk of upper-dick skin and avulsed a half-inch flap. it wasn't bleeding at first but after about a minute blood started seeping out. panic, fear, and *why-me's* started shortly after.

i immediately informed my roommate and he got some antiseptic and bandages for me. i managed to find a capsule of skin glue and now tonights events serve as a cautionary tale to myself that i'm not completely darwin-proof.

TIFU by trimming my manforest.