Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened seconds ago, so forgive me if i seem a bit shaken up.

i walked into the bathroom at my office to tinkle in the urinal.  no biggie, i do it all the time.  i start to hock, as one typically does at a urinal, and commence the spitting process.  now, for some unknown reason my saliva was a thicker consistency (similar to when you run for a long time in the cold, at least for me it is).  the saliva exits my mouth, simultaneous with my golden stream, and as it hits the urinal basin, the now unbreakable rope that is my loogie decides to make its way back to my mouth.  if you've seen the movie big daddy, you'll remember [this](http://imgur.com/typ3h9n) scene.  same fucking thing happened to me, granted, i didn't will the spit back to my mouth.  so i freak out and start desperately spitting to get the taste of my own piss, and potentially others, out of my mouth.  as i'm spewing and spraying all over the urinal/wall, someone exits a stall and concernedly asks "what the hell are you doing?".  to which i have no response but: "i don't really want to tell you...".  looks like listerine and breath mints are on today's menu.

TIFU by ingesting my own urine.