Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: shit.

i like to sext my man and send him nice pics of myself to him. i was about to hop into the shower and thought i was looking mighty fine in the mirror, so naturally i took a quick selfie and sent it off to him. 

afterwards i check my phone and i have a message from my boss. "although i feel i must thankyou for flattering me with eye candy, and admittedly a part of me is disinclined to refrain from your advances, i'm afraid i must turn down the offer to 'destroy your vagina.'"

i've got to go into work tomorrow and i have no idea what to do. god i hope he hasn't shown anyone. i feel completely humiliated with my own stupidity and beside myself with worry.

edit: i called him last night to apologise. he laughed it off and said mistakes happen and that he saw it wasn't for him and deleted it. he said not to be ashamed or embarrassed as many do it and all would be mortified if others found out how they interact with their partners. god i'm relieved. 

and for those who think he would masturbate to me, well that's his business not mine. he's never been creepy or leery to me or anyone.

TIFU by texting a nude photo to my boss.