Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as nearly  every other fuck up this didn't happen today but 4 month or so ago. 
a bit of background information
i am rowing since 2 years and i am training hard to achieve something. i would like to row for my country in international races but until this happens some time will pass i guess.
the fuck up happened at a rowing machine(for thoose who do not know what that is(http://tinyurl.com/pmsuopn))
i wanted to pre-qualify for a qualification for the squad of my country. for that we had to go to a place and pull a required time on that machine. 

the fuck up is litterally the race. 

i warmed up myself really well and the race started(it was a 2000m race and we had to be faster than 6:35 to qualify)

 500 meters passed: i was already exhausted after that. 1500 more meters to go

700 meters passed: at this point i was sure i wouldn't be able to make the time

1000 meters passed: heart rate was beating at 223 and i was feeling like jelly. i was destroyed. 1000 more meters to go. i had no clue how, but i was still on a good course for my time(6:35)

1200 meters passed: my vision started to get blury, i couldn't read the display anymore

1400 meters passed: my trainer was shouting at me but wait.... i couldn't understand him. i couldn't hear propperly and my heart was exploding at that point. no clear vision either. 

1600 meters passed: everything lturned black.

 i can't remember what happened after that point but my memories came back when i was lying on the floor like a baby and my trainer was trying to get some water into me. 
at this point he was talking to me but i couldn't understand him.
goodbye, i passed out for a few seconds at this point.


next thing i can remember is how he tried to pull me up and i fell onto my face. i was not able to think at all. didn't even think about cheking my pulse. 
next thing i did: can't remember. memories passed out again. 
i remember going to the toilet at some time  and puke out everything i ate in the last 4 days. was a great relief. after that i tried to sit onto a bicycle and move a bit. fell down 3 times. trainer had to put me back onto it. 

we soon cancceled that and he just sent me outside to take some fresh air. it was now 30 minutes after the race and i was still not able to move properly. i tried to get outside and fell onto the stairs. just laid there for 15 minutes. cheked my pulse after that. 185 -45 minutes after that shit. couldn't talk or think for the rest of the day. only thing i realized is that i somehow got my time. don't ask me how alright? i don't know either.

not sure if this really is a fuck up but i don't know where to post.

for thoose who wonder, i passed the pre-qualification, but failed the real qualification.

TIFU at going in too hard at rowing