Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as a generation y female, i'm super social media savvy. i grew up with smartphones and social media, and i've grown to have quite the following. 

and when i say that, i mean that a lot of my professional life revolves around my social media presence. i'm an event promoter, which means i actively use my private social media to promote events that i'm sponsored for. my main instagram account has approximately 2500 followers, which isn't a ton, but mostly local people that i see around the campus of my school and such, a few of my coworkers from my second job (i'm a barista), old teachers i'm still friendly with... it's just safe to say i'm pretty well-known in my small town where i grew up and go to post-secondary. i have a lot of social media traction. my instagram is perfectly curated, established as a business profile, and i only post at appropriate times 

about a year ago, i started a finstagram -- a fake instagram, where i can be much more raw and authentic with the people close to me. i've had a hard year and i post a lot of rant type stuff, and the account only has 25 hand-picked followers that i trust. 

anyways, lately i've gotten into the habit  of posting stories rather than actual posts just because they're temporary and i just prefer them. this morning i woke up feeling like shit and i had a note of a court date (i'm standing witness for a trial) coming up. naturally, i went to post on my private instagram about it (i post a lot). 

the fuck up: so i take a terrible photo of myself, where you can see right up my nose, all of my double chins, wearing no makeup, and captioned it *"wow i have a court date on friday. i remember booking it when [my ex] and i were still together! #timeflieswhenyou'redepressed".* i posted the story without a second thought and went about my day. 

well, reddit, it is safe to say that yes, i posted that on my real instagram. due to the popularity of my account, i also keep my notifications off because they can freeze my phone right after i post a picture. so while 26 people privately messaged my main account to let me know, i didn't see the messages. 

it wasn't until about 3 hours later, when i was casually eating lunch in my form cafeteria when a girl who lives on my floor approached me. 

"having a rough day, stagnantjournalist?" she asked, cautiously. 

i looked up from my delicious spicy chicken wrap and was met with gentle, but anxious eyes. she seemed genuinely worried about me. it was only then that the realization dawned on me. 

"did i..." before i finished my sentence she was pulling up my instagram story. on her phone. there, in all of my "just woken up and aggressively raw" glory, was my face. on my main instagram. loudly proclaiming i was not over my ex (we broke up four months ago) to the entire world and flaunting my impending court date. 

of course, i then checked my instagram. 500 views on that story, many of them including the new guy i've been seeing, my ex himself, 15 of my exes friends, my boss for my promoting job and the company i work for, multiple coworkers, my highschool writer's craft teacher, and hundreds of others. 

immediately, i removed the story and deactivated my main instagram. but the damage has been done. two hours later i received an email from the company i promote for saying that my account no longer portrays the image they wish to display to the public and that they'll no longer be seeking my assistance in promotion. 

so i am absolutely mortified, devastated and now without my main source of income.

TIFU by having both a private and a public Instagram and posting to the wrong one. Now I don't have a job.