Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this didn't hapen today.

couple weeks ago (or maybe it was a month ago) i went to a friend's house to hang out and get high. we started off drinking a couple glasses of wine. then my friend puts out his stash and prepares a very carefully rolled joint. we smoked it outside his house.

i had 3 puffs... then i remembered that i haven't smoked in years. so i said i've had enough.

after a few minutes of chatting. i felt it. i said "dude your batch is strong". now this friend of mine smokes everyday. he can handle a strong one pretty easily. but me? nope. weak as shit. my friend says "really? i don't feel it."

okay, now let me describe to you everything that happened from this point.
first... i felt my face becoming numb
second... i chuckled then it came out as half a cough, a quarter of a burp, and another quarter of a laugh.
third... i felt tingling sensation go through my chest then my arms, down to my fingertips, up my neck then into my head.
fourth... i saw white vignette forming from the corners of my eyes.
fifth... i said to my friend "come here" while holding out my arms to him
sixth... my friend was all smiles and he was slo-mo walking like he was gonna give me the most romantic hug weed buddies could give
seventh... i said "no come here im gonna fackin pass out"
eigth... white. all white.

i felt my friend catch me. i was out but i knew he caught me and he dragged me to the side walk.

woke up few seconds later and threw up.

ok, i know this seems like a mild fuck up. but that wasn't the meat of the story yet.

i immediately insisted to my friend that i better drive home. so i did. that was the most horrifying drive i have ever drove. i was going so slow and hitting the brakes all the time coz i was paranoid. but i got home safely.

here's the fuck up:
i went straight to the bathroom to brush my teeth. for some reason, i put my pants down while i was brushing and at the same time left the door open. my mom walks by and sees me with my pants down while brushing my teeth. i noticed her and remained calm as fuck despite the situation. she asked me what in the living crap am i doing. i grabbed my toothbrush from my mouth like it was a cigarette (holding it with my index and middle finger), took it out of my mouth, then blew the toothpaste foam out to my mom as if i were blowing smoke from my lungs. and then i turned around and continued brushing. i don't remember what my mom was yelling to me when i had my back to her but she was yelling.

after that, i went to bed.

when i woke up in the morning, i saw that i parked my car two lots away from my house, windows down and blinkers on.

TIFU by smoking too much