Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: itty bitty the destroyer. that's the official name on her paperwork. i guess we just knew what she would become.  
  
great danes are *gigantic* (waist high), sweet, very low energy dogs. they are a little goofy and not the brightest dogs. this is what we've become accustomed to over the years. english pointers, however, are very intelligent, fast-moving, high-energy hunting dogs. we got this girl a few years ago as a puppy through a rescue organization. she was supposed to be a great dane, but we're pretty sure she's a great dane-english pointer mix. 
  
as a puppy, itty bitty destroyed everything. shoes. rolls of toilet paper. books. an entire pantry. part of a couch.... you get the picture.  
  
itty bitty was also an escape artist. we live on an acre lot in the suburbs, and we've never had a dog get loose before itty bitty. she climbed the fence, dug holes under the fence. she can open any door. she even opens doors that swing inward by turning the knob and pulling the door at the same time. she's smart, and she wants to run free.  
  
i can't count how many times she got loose in the evenings. we put a run up using a steel cable running the entire span of the yard, but she broke it multiple times. itty bitty would open the doors from the inside after the kids forgot to lock them. we put steel fencing along the bottom of the fence to prevent her from digging, but she figured out how to go under it. we have a concrete wall on the side, and she found a weak spot and broke it.  
  
one night, i accidentally left the door from the master bedroom to the patio unlocked, and itty bitty got out of the house in the middle of the night while we were sleeping, but of course, we didn't know because we were sleeping. yes, the door swings inward.   
  
itty bitty put her door-opening skills to good use that night. she walked over to our next door neighbor's house and let herself in where she proceeded to eat everything off of their kitchen counter, their trash, etc. then, she rifled through the pantry. she ate snacks from one of the kids' rooms while the kid was asleep in his bed. she basically foraged and ate whatever she could find throughout their entire house.  
  
finally, itty bitty opened up the walk-in storage closet where they keep their christmas decorations, and she tore into a box of candy canes that hang on their christmas tree each year. by the time she was done, there were sticky bits of candy cane on the floor, wall, door, basically everywhere. the candy canes were her undoing, though. the loud crunching of the candy canes is what finally woke up our neighbors.  
  
coolest neighbors in the world, though. they just opened the door and shooed itty bitty home and then cleaned up the massive mess she had made. itty bitty let herself back in and went to sleep, unbeknownst to us.  
  
i'm tempted to set her loose with a gopro camera to see how many other houses she visits, but i'm afraid she'll get shot. lucky for us, she grew out of her rambling ways and has only escaped once in the last year.  
  
 

edit: edited the second paragraph to make it more clear. got rid of some pronouns for clarification.

TIFU by not securing my escape-artist dog