Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this tifu happened today, about four hours ago.

i drove over to sportsman's warehouse to buy cleaning supplies for my gun. my girlfriend was with me. turns out i didn't have my wallet where i thought it was, so i had to go home. as i was driving home, i think i was moving my phone out from underneath my gun, so i had put it on my lap. 

all of a sudden, pop! i was stunned. this couldn't be happening to me. but, there was a lot of blood pouring out of my leg, so we started screaming. i kept screaming for my girlfriend to call 911, as i drove into a parking lot (i don't know why i needed to park). i knew there was a femoral artery right in the general area of where i got shot, so i really thought i might be dying because of a stupid fucking self-inflicted accident. 

the ambulance came and took me to the hospital, where they did some x-rays and told me that it did not hit my femoral or my bone. i honestly am lucky to be alive right now. 

 

edit: i know about gun safety, yet accidents still occur. my uncle was a police officer for many years, and he has had accidents occur. i did not intentionally chamber i round, and i did not deliberately put my finger on the trigger. there is no manual safety on my gun.

TIFU by Shooting Myself