Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened when i was in 5th grade. a small little note, my dad was pretty aggressive before my parents got divorced, so he cussed a lot (not a sob story, it will be a key part later in the story).

anyways, on to the story. when i was in 5th grade my school offered a basketball camp after school for a week, so i begged my mom to sign me up for it. little did i know, the instructors were volunteers from some extremely religious group of christians. now, i'm not the religious type, and personally i think the idea behind it is pretty damn stupid, but i had no issue with them believing their own thing. that is until they started putting their religious views onto us. i mean, it was ridiculous. half of us would "learn basketball", while the other half learned about stories from the bible. then after an hour, we switched. i was too young to stand up for myself so i never said anything. anyways, fast-forward to the end of the week. on the last day of the camp, they gave us all basketballs. i got a red ball while all of the other one's were the normal orange. i was shooting around and some other kid took my ball. i was pretty upset when he wouldn't give it back, so i asked an instructor if i could have my ball back. he said he couldn't do anything so i responded with "goddamnit, i want my ball back" at this time, i didn't know what i was saying (my dad would use vulgar words pretty often so i learned from that). after i said that, every instructor went silent and just kind of stared at me. i ran out of the room crying until my mom finally came.

TIFU by saying "Goddamn" at a religious basketball camp.