Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: in grand tifu fashion, this happened last night, not today. background - i work full time and attend grad school full time so i do a 9-5:30 work, 5:30-9:30 class every tuesday and thursday. i work at a research facility with classrooms, and they have a collaboration with the university that allows them to offer this specific program for employees of my company only. so my classes are actually right in the same building i work in. very convenient. none of this is too terribly important, but it sets the scene.

yesterday, we got the first real bad snow storm of the year. i got out of class at 9:30 as per usual and began my journey home in a slip-n-slide whiteout condition. the road that i take home has a pretty good sized hill and traffic is typically kinda busy there, especially last night because the plows and salt trucks weren't prepared for the dumping that we got and the roads had a nice thick sheet of ice over them. so as i'm driving, i notice a car stuck on this little pull-off. it was an old cutlass with some big-ass rims on it just spinning his tires, and it was pretty obvious that it was going nowhere. if i see someone in trouble and there's something i can do to help, unless i have some very pressing matters myself, 9/10 times i'll stop to offer my aid. i have new snow tires on my car and it handles well in the snow so i wasn't worried about getting stuck myself, so i pulled over and put on my flashers. i jump out, and see this kid, maybe early 20's, sitting in the seat. i shout, "hit the gas, i'll push you!" he does and i rocked the car until he escaped the trench he dug himself into. he pulls up to the top of the pull-off, getting ready to u-turn and go back down the hill to avoid the remaining 200 yards of the slip-n-slide. i walk back towards my car and was kind of put off by the fact that i just had a 12 hour day and still took the time to jump out and help this little shit, yet he didn't even have time to take off his beats by dre and shout a quick thank you. nothing. so i get in my car, traffic still stationary, when i realize my hand is covered in blood. son of a bitch, i was so cold that i didn't even notice i cut my hand on his rusty-ass rocker.

another 15 minutes pass and i've only moved another car's length or two, then i realized i lost my id badge for work. i work in a secure facility so i need to swipe into every room i enter, and company policy states that i have to be wearing it in a visible location at all times. it also costs $50 to replace. so this badge is pretty important. i had mine clipped to one of my belt loops and i know for a fact that i had it when i got in my car because i had to swipe out of my parking lot as well. gone. i must have dropped it while pushing that car out of the ditch. so i once again pulled over, put on my flashers, and walked over to where the guy was stuck. he's still sitting there waiting to turn left to go back down the hill, only maybe 20 feet from where i left him. i walked past his car and spent the next 15 minutes kicking around snow near where i was standing. i was obviously looking for something, but do you think dickbag takes a second to ask me if *i* need help with anything? nope. he just sat there and watched me. to make a long story less long, i never found it. i had to go to employee services today and sit and wait for over 1 ^1/2 hours and pay $50 for a new one. that's what i get for trying to do something nice.

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TIFU by helping a stranger in need.