Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tonight, the selection of meals was as follows: half a spud, a block of red leicester, spring rolls, and salmon primavera. i chose the last option. i was, however, not in the mood for the whole thing, so i halved it into a bowl. per the instructions on the packaging, i proceeded to microwave my dinner for 5 minutes, 30 seconds. i waited elsewhere.

upon returning the kitchen greeted me with a steamy slap to the face. i couldn't see the other side of the room. "oh, sod, i boiled the kettle without the lid on", i thought. i found the lid firmly on the kettle, however. you can guess what had happened. i reread the instructions, and they turned out to be for a 600w microwave. mine is a 900w.

the door practically fell off its hinges. water had condensed inside between the glass and the metal mesh. the salmon was less well off. the "sumptuous dill sauce" described on the label had acted as the mortar in this culinary concrete. the pieces of salmon and pasta had provided the structural integrity which the now-spongey sauce lacked. the salmon, by the way, was no longer pink, but orange, and had adhered to the bowl so strongly that it pulled some glaze off with it.

sticking out of the top of this mound of vulcanized remains was 1 piece of asparagus. it alone had survived the nuclear holocaust. it's slightly wilted bud stood proud, prodding insistently at the cling-film from inside the bowl. the asparagus seemed to say, "here am i, sole out-liver of my charred companions. i stand to mark this unholy spot, so that it may never be forgotten, and so that men may never make this mistake again".

TIFU by combining the inability to read with a microwave.