Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so my story starts out with me in my little town of maryborough wild australia. about a week ago i was at the hospital taking my father in for a check up and while he was there my curiosity got the better of me, i decided to go outside and look for any means of entertainment and to my right i noticed a very shifty looking vending machine that only accepted 2 one dollar coins and so with my child like mentality i quickly scurried up to my car to gather the necessary gold to fulfill my urge. i placed my coins into said machine and a small black box fell out i grabbed this box of mystery and ran to my car. fast forward two days and i'm cleaning out my car on my backseat i find my purchase from earlier in the week that i had previously forgotten about and so i opened this box and found out that it's contents contained 4 syringes, a tourniquet and some bandages i thought to myself

"hmmm okay." and went about with my day. i later found out that these are clean sharp kits put in place to prevent druggos from sharing syringes. but this is where the story gets interesting.

fast forward again to today.
as i mentioned before my tiny little town of maryborough, just recently this place has been stricken with flood water after cyclone marcia ripped through our country and so the surrounding areas of my town is bombarded with water. i finished work at 4:30pm (at the time of me writing this its 6:43pm) and decided to look at the flood waters, so i drive to a secluded part of town down where the flood waters are rising watching things get swept away, sitting in the backseat of my car enjoying my view when all of a sudden i hear a police cars siren rock up behind me, both police officers ask me if i'm alright and in need of any assistance i then say to them 

"no sir i am most definitely fine" with a cheesy grin
they then proceed to ask about all my personal details etc etc to which one of the police officers notices the sharps needle kit that i purchased last week spread out on the backseat next to me so now the police are going through my car looking for drugs and i was on my way to the police station for a drug test and now i sit here on my phone waiting for a lift back to my car.

TIFU by buying a sharps kit from a hospital.