Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this morning i dealt with the fiery pits of magma in my eyeball. while making my breakfast in the kitchen this morning, as usual, i touched the jalapeno fork. i went on finishing my breakfast making skill with the culinary expertise of rachel ray or bobby flay. i came back to my desk to set to work with daily tasks as my eye began to twitch; with all the common sense of a baboon rear i rubbed my eye. at first it was an irritation of about the level of defcon 3. the burn quickly escalated to that of a soul sucking monster pulling the shards of my soul out through my eyeballs. eye drops were useless against the pits of hell my eye was now engulfed in. i tried to wash my eye out the water helped slightly but the sting came back with the vengeance of a scorned lover. finally, my friend, my ally, melissa decided the eye wash was the method of torture to use in this now defcon 5 situation as she rolled a chair to the bathroom and began the hellacious torture of spraying my eye with what felt like the force of a hose from a fire engine. i laughed to fight back tears as it felt as the devil and his demons left my eye. it still burns a bit.  this was at work-all of this...

TIFU By Burning My Eye