Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: not a throwaway because i don't give a fuck, also excuse the plebbish writing i'm 17 and really amateur at this. anyway this fuck-up happened 4 weeks ago, after school me and 2 friends went back to my house. lets call them fred, and velma. so we get to my house and start sparkin up a little bit of the devils lettuce, and relaxing, fred then decides "hey, i'm gonna lay down and rest my eyes" he lays there for about 10 minutes before puking everywhere, and i mean everywhere. there was vomit on the rug and the sofa. so we panic and tell my mom and she gets mad but helps me clean it up anyway so we got most of the vomit out and washed to sofa cushion and proceeded on with our day. so fred goes home super embarrassed leaving me alone with velma who can't get a ride home. so i am still a little baked while velma is completely sober. this is where things go completely wrong. velma comes on to me strong, very strong. she touches my dick and begs for me to fuck her(by begging i mean she said "please please fuck me now, im really horny") not in those exact words but you get the gist. of course what would this fuck-up be if i didnt happen to have a girlfriend that im in love with. so i do what any gentleman would do, and turn her down. i end up not doing anything with her and apologizing because i felt as if it was somehow my fault i couldn't please her. fast forward to the present day my friend fred tells me that he got texts from her saying i had touched her while she was falling asleep and i had told her i was going to rape her. he doesn't know who to believe and she told him not to tell me for obvious reasons (she knows shes lying) and now i'm very nervous she'll tell the same story to my girlfriend.

 

edit: some format editing.

TIFU By not cheating on my girlfriend