Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i saw the other one night stand post, and i think mine was probably worse, you be the judge.

to set the scene it was a monday night, should have been tip off 1 not to go out but it was first week back to college after winter break and my room mates were going to one of the better pubs in town so i thought what the hell why not. like most college students i'm a broke as mother fucker, and decide to split a 26 of jack daniels with my one roommate. now fairly intoxicated me appears at the bar. my plan to not spend money there fails, and i drop 200$ on drinks, just for myself (fuck up two). walking to the washroom where all romantic meetings occur i lock eyes with a brunette who seemed cute at the time. after i finish up go out to pursue new found intrest, i find her waiting outside the washroom for me, kinda weird totally into her taking it upon herself to chase me though, and think nothing of it.we end up back at my place and begin to do the deed, but something isn't right my dick hurts a bit, i figure she's just pretty tight and we ran out of lube. flash forward to the morning i am amazingly hungover, have no money turn over (totally oblivious to someone else in my bed) and think that's pretty cool, turn to get out of bed and instantly fall on the floor on my stomach. remember the dick pain? i sure as hell didn't, so i run (waddle swiftly) to look and see my dick is stuck inside out. inside the fuck out. i go and be the lovely gentleman i am and lead the lady out of my house so i can deal with this, to find what looked like a bloody murder scene on my sheets, she smiles and goes, "do you know if anyone in your place has tampons?" welp, now i have to burn the sheets. i have no idea what to do about my inside out dick, so i go to a clinic the next day at this point my dick feels like it's being chocked by an elastic band while with every step i take someone is giving me a sand paper hand job. they told me "well just take the treatment after we test you, if it's something you're covered if it's nothing no side effects." i think well how bad could the treatment be, it's not like it'll be a needle in the ass...it was...it was a needle in the ass, new form of gonorrhea, and chlamydia treatment in canada (well at least ontario). great now that it's over they send me to a urologist, and could you believe it if i said i needed surgery cause i did. so, i sit here 1 week removed from penis surgery with 26 stitches, holding my cock together, a literal pain in my ass, not able to do anything sexual for the next 3 months. 

 

fin.

TIFU by having a one night stand.