Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this tifu actually happened today (crazy right)

so i was watching a buddy of mines house while he went on a trip to see his family up in washington. so i get to the house and he has this big black lab that he refuses to neuter. that damn dog follows me around all day and won't stop trying to hump me. if i closed a door he would ram into it full force until i would open it. by the end of the day i'm laying down in the guest room trying to watch lost and the dog starts ramming into the door until i open it and i decide i'll let him lay on the bed with me until he just passes out from a whole day of trying to hump me.
as i'm laying there hitting his nose every time he tries to hump me i finally give up and i just put a pillow where he is humping me at hoping that he'd just hump me and be done with it and he just goes to town on the pillow that's on my leg and all of the sudden... boom that dog blows the biggest load ever all over me all over the sheets, in my hair, on my face, everywhere. (no i did not think he would do this) and you know what he does when he's done? shits on the carpet.
 

edit: wow my first reddit gold!

TIFU by letting a dog hump and blow a load all over me (not beastiality) (NSFW)