Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: lately i've been driving a big old diesel pickup truck. tons of torque, but not real fast accelerations. i don't drive slow, i just don't gun it whenever the light turns green or space opens ahead of me. as a result, and also to avoid rear ending someone, i leave more space between me and the car ahead than most boneheads here in california. basically i'm a pretty cautious driver.  
i have the day off today and thought i would use it to check out motorcycles on craigslist and test ride a few. neither of my bikes are running and i'd rather just build up my collection and make projects for when i'm an old man and have kids than work on them now. so what. i'm on my way to test out a magna, but realize i had forgot to check the forecast for showers of stupidity because i've barely made it 2 miles and have been nearly hit twice by what appeared to be one-eyed monkeys with sideways baseball caps and a fingers up their noses trying to get to the next red light 2 seconds faster. as a biker, you have to be used to this sort of thing because remaining calm and in control keeps you alive, but in a *truck*...in a truck i can **do** something about it.  
3 blocks later, this beater jetta cuts me off *bad.* i'm already slightly over the speed limit coming up to a green light, with plenty of time to make it through when it turns yellow. but just as it changes, this guy cuts right in front me and i had to slam my brakes to avoid being clipped, and then even though he had plenty of time to make it through the yellow light, he brakes too and i have to put my foot through the floor to avoid smashing into him. i'm sitting there absolutely fuming at this point, only him between me and a red light when i start to lose it. i carefully let my foot off the brake and roll forward slow enough to just bump into his rear fender. :d it feels *good.* i can see the driver and passenger freak out a little at the jolt, so i put a little weight on the pedal that makes things move and the jetta starts sliding forward into the intersection. teehee, jackass is really freaking out now and waving his arms around before he gets the bright idea to go all out on brakes. the attempt is so pathetic i start cackling maniacally and just press a little harder on the accelerator.  
now the car is almost completely over the limit, when a bus goes by in front, narrowly missing the front of the car. i'm not trying to hurt anyone, just make a point(in retrospect i don't know what point that was) and vent some steam, so i let off just as he gets out of the car yelling at me. and his passenger chick gets out yelling at me. as soon as i see her and she sees me..."god damnit wild! what the fuck is wrong with you! you see me with my ex and you're so jealous you have to try to kill us?!? his mother is in the hospital you insensitive fuck!"

TIFU road raging like a mad man