Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm actually 4 days into this atrocity, about 4 days ago i was taking a pre-shower dump when i sneezed and fired that turd out of my ass like an rpg.  the bad part was the too-old chinese food i ate that was behind that wall, which had me take three shits at work - wiping with the standard office typing-paper toilet paper.

i'm a smoker, and every time i cough my wounded asshole clenches as if to say "fuck you!"

is this what it feels like to be raped?  because it sucks, i'm afraid to eat because of what it will do to my asshole.

TIFU by sneezing while taking a shit...