Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: the date is 07/08/2014 at 7:30 am and i and getting ready to go to sleep, -i work graves. i lock the doors, i feed my cat and strip down to my underwear. i don't particularly like this underwear. it's the new fruit of the loom boxer briefs. they fit nice, but my penis tends to pop out of them when squatting down or sleeping. next, a heavy rain starts. i walk to the garage to make sure none of the rain water is getting into my freshly epoxy coated garage floor -36-hours fresh. i close the man-door behind me. the overhead garage door is only a foot off the ground to allow circulation. i look at the floor and it's dry. no worries. no rain water is coming in. i'm confident, and my floor looks great! i walk back to the door and...
[http://imgur.com/a/nxkee]
(http://imgur.com/a/nxkee)
i'm locked outside of my house! i laugh and begin pacing around. the rain stops. i look at the tools that i have available to me in my garage. i go for the flat head screw driver first. i maneuver it between the latch and the strike. right away i see the trim on the door begin to morph to the shape of the screw driver. i think, "perhaps i'll just sleep out here until my wife gets home. i can't do that she has a 12 hour shift today." i find a painter's stirring stick and break it in half. i think by breaking it in half i'll have a thin edge to maneuver against the latch. i jam it in with all my strength, but nothing. my cat starts crying inside the house. i can hear him jump at the door-knob a couple times trying to save me from unavoidable embarrassment. the 10-lbs exotic shorthair's efforts are futile. i pace around again, hoping my cat will calm down and leave the door alone, maybe find something else to do. the mosquitoes start buzzing around my ears and now i need to pee. i think, "if i try to pee outside wearing only underwear the cops will be on top of me in no time. no id, trying to break into a house, it's a believable story... i'm in my underwear." there is a big bag of rags available. i consider crafting pants and a shirt. how stupid can i be there is no sowing needle in my garage! my cat quiets down, and i go back to the door. i try the painter's stirring stick again, but the tip is becoming withered. i wrap the tip with a square paint sample and try again. i push with all my might. nothing. i pull the stick out and the paint sample is now shredded. i use a rag to wrap the stick for a little extra durability. still not enough. i pull on the door. i don't know why i pull, i need to push. then i hear the door click fully shut. i think, "what just happened, did i have it open for a moment? i don't think so. maybe it was; if i did it once i can do it again." i try the stick wrapped in the rag a little more. nothing. i stop to walk around and kill 3 mosquitoes. i see car lights pass by my feet and stop. i freeze. i think, "i can get this myself, i don't need anyone's help, maybe it's the cops, have i been making to much noise?" the lights start moving again and disappear. i peek under to see who is there. no one is there. now i'm ready to go back inside. i grab the cold steel pick and jamb it in place trying to jack the door open. nothing. i try the screw driver again, it puts a second mark into my door frame. upset about the frame, i make the mark even more noticeable by pushing it further. i have it in twice as far as what it was before. i'm sure it will open, but nothing. i stop to walk and look around again. i dance a little because i need to pee even greater. i consider urinating in a bucket, but i don't and it passes. i think,  "sleeping in the garage with the overhead door cracked open, but what if the neighbors see me, what if i need water before my wife gets home. no i'll be fine, there is a water spigot in the garage. what if i can't sleep, i need to sleep in order to work tonight." i look at the buckets in the garage and take the wire handle off one of them. i shape it in a way to pass between the latch and the strike. it fits and the door pops open an inch. i stop and breath for a second. i laugh. i walk inside. my cat has long forgotten about me. he is sleeping in the hallway. the time is now 8:30 am. it has been an hour. i use the toilet, wash my hands, grab my camera and head to reddit! i type this story and now i'm going to bed.

TIFU by walking outside in only my underwear