Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: blah blah blah this happened years ago when i was twelve blah blah blah.  
  
  i was in seventh grade, attending the wedding of my twenty-five year old cousin whose name i could only sometimes remember.  between being significantly younger than the rest of my cousins and living on the other side of the country, i didn't really know much about that side of my family.  
  
  some quick context: i spent the entire weekend wishing i was back home because our volleyball team had been undefeated for almost two years, and this was the last game.  if we won it, we'd be completely undefeated for two years straight. ^in middle school but it was still important to me, ok?  
  
  so while my friends and classmates were playing the most important sports game of our young lives, i was sitting at a table with my aunts filling out a questionnaire about a cousin i barely know and his wife whom i knew even less than that.  it was *riveting*.  
  
  we eventually came to a question that asked: "what do /u/blueroanoke's cousin's brother's dog and the bride have in common?"  i, of course, had no idea.  but that didn't stop me from saying the first thing that popped into my head.  what was that thing you ask?  
  
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  "they both bark."  
  
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  the entire table stared at me for a second, then started howling with laughter.  and then my aunt stood up, and walked away from the table.  
  
  a few seconds later i hear a microphone voice coming from behind me.  "hey everyone, /u/blueroanoke said that so-and-so's dog and the bride both bark!  that's what they have in common!"  
  
  
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  it was at that very moment that the full implications of what i had just said hit me like a ton of bricks.  ten years later, bride is still mad at me for that.  it makes family reunions painfully awkward.

TIFU by calling a bride a bitch on her wedding night.