Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened yesterday! also throwaway account. 

so i'm out at a pub with my friend, and we happen make friends with this group of people. we're sitting at a table very close to darts. everyone's drinking and everyone's having a good time, they're playing darts and i'm sitting on a comfy chair until i look to my left and see money! not just one or two dollars, but maybe 500 on the chair with no one guarding it. i should also mention this pub is very dark...

now i know how this sounds, but in my defense, if i wasn't a drunken fool at the time i would have never even touched it. maybe i would've returned it. i'm usually a very classy and kind person but this one slip up... not too proud of it lol

so anyway, money on my left. i pocket maybe two 50s and not 5 seconds later i'm getting grabbed by one of the big guys saying "we're missing some gambling money" and another one asking "where is it?" i never had enough time to rethink my actions, maybe if i had a little more time i would've put it right back. i mean, i once found three 100 dollar notes on the floor at a wedding party, and i was pretty drunk at that time as well. i pick it up and i believe it belonged to this one guy next to me. it was literally right next to us, so i return it back to him with absolutely no intention or thought of stealing it.

but anyway, on to the main story. it all happened so fast, i wasn't thinking clearly and i say "i have no idea! i don't know!" until one of them reaches into my left pocket and pulls out a 50! at that point i knew it was game over, so i say "the other one is in my other pocket." i'm expecting a little beat down or something, but one of them said "go back to your friend" while the other one had to reluctantly let go of my arm. i tell my friend "we need to leave right now." and he's going "why? what happened?" and i explain that they're not happy with me. oh and i should also mention that we came here by taxi. so yeah, we have no ride... i ask the bartender, who happens to be my friend, and his girlfriend to let us hide upstairs in their place. their place is upstairs on the pub, the boss was nice enough to give them a place there.

we head upstairs and call for a ride. it's a taxi guy i know but he says he'll be like 10 minutes before he gets there. one of the waitresses came up to change her clothes, she looks at me and shakes her head. she leaves and goes back down. now call me suspicious but i think she sold me out because i look out the window and i see three cars outside in a line. it's them. 2 black cars and 1 white car. there should be no way they knew that we were up there. they were waiting for me to come down! i just sit up against the wall and think... i'm done for. i can hear yelling and shouting outside as well. i think for a little longer, i call my brother and give him a quick run down and then i proceed to tell him in a calm voice all the passwords to my online business accounts but he's having none of it. he's yelling at me to come home now. i know it's a bit dramatic that i did that but i honestly thought i was done for. these guys looked pretty big and well buff. still talking to my brother, i say okay i'll see you home. i never got to give my passwords properly either.

maybe 10 minutes later, the taxi man arrives! but those guys ask him to leave or move out of there. so i think, well that's great. then we call the slowest cops ever. by the time they arrived, the guys left. i come back down and i'm allowed to leave pretty quickly. the bartender explains the whole thing for me... so yeah. that was my night last night. this didn't happen in america btw.

 

edit: i should also mention that drunk me thought someone might've lost it or fell out of a pocket.

TIFU by stealing