Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've spent a long time lurking, laughing in the shadows but due to others unfortunate car posts recently i've decided to add mine to the list. i should add that this was around 2 years ago. 

i placed an ad to do a car trade, nothing fancy just a change. a guy came out, viewed and decided to take the offer. a day later, since my wife (julie) was heavily pregnant and still having cravings i decided to pop out for some of her cravings (strawberries dipped in the powdered chicken stock for those who must know). i got some weird stares buying both of these together, and that's when i received a call from julie's mobile, it was actually my mother in law saying they're heading to the hospital as her waters have broke.

 in a rush i ran out, not remembering where i parked, i frantically run around the car park and praise the lord i spot it parked a couple of rows down. i tried the key, tried the door & then tried the passenger side. i screamed "why won't you open!" being this our first baby i didn't want to miss a thing, i wrapped my jumper round my hand and smashed the window. jumping in i try to start the car, shaking like crazy thinking i was going to miss one of the best moments in my life. suddenly the realisation hit me, oh god no, i had just broke in to my old fucking car. sheepishly i ran to the cash machine and left money in the compartment and a poorly drawn note on the back of a receipt, because leaving would just be a dick move. 

once i found my new car i did get to the hospital in time and julie went on to have a beautiful baby girl, which made up for the whole fuck up of the day, and leaving myself skint until payday. i didn't tell the guy it was me, have seen him driving around and he gives me a wave now and again, i give a little wave back but i can't face to look him in the eyes. 

sorry for the format, first time posting and being on a mobile really doesn't help. 

ps mark, if you reddit this was a lie. i did not break into your car.

TIFU By selling my car