Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this literally just happened, but heres some backstory


so i broke up with my ex today, it was bad. real bad. we had been together for 13 months, and a series of shitty things made today happen. i've been taking it super badly, she was one of those girls where you're just like "theres no fucking way i'm actually fucking this girl right meow." so anyways, we got in a fight today, she was yelling, i was yelling, the cat was scared shitless. so ya know i left to go kick it and hit some bowls with a buddy, take my mind off it as much as i can

my bud said, hey man go on *tinder* and bang something tonight. well, i swiped and swiped and swiped some more. i had a few matches (i'm honestly not bad looking, not to brag just for context) within a couple hours. i had been talking to this damn cute girl, small, cute green/blue eyes, and one of them short cuts, i like it.

so we're talking and talking, i eventually ask her for her number. we keep talking and we both just start getting more into it with the flirting, we're basically fucking over a text message at this point. i was gonna take off from my homies to go meet her and in one of those "wow i'm fucking stoned and just blew it" moments, i had sent a text saying "i'm on my way to you my horny ass short haired fuck bag" to my ex, instead of tinder girl. 

she has yet to respond

i am on my way to the bag now!

tifu by calling my ex a "horny ass short haired fuck bag"