Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened a few years ago. so to give a little context i went to a military school and was an officer. well when it came time to have a parade one day all the other upper class men disappeared and left me to be in charge of an entire batallion (about 400 people). alongside 5 other units of similar size. well while marching we went about our usual routine of marching a specific route onto an open area that had a lot of brass (important officials). 

well while on this area called the parade grounds, it tends to get a little hot since you are out in the open, on a hot sunny day, in uniform. keep in mind you cannot move while at the position of attention. so i'm standing there in full uniform sweating and just being all around miserable.

so i decided to rock my knees back far enough to lock them. i made the mistake of not bringing them back forward and unlocking them like everyone else. i passed out while standing up and fell straight forward like a board onto the ground. 

thankfully i was unconscious, because there was a rock under the dirt that my nose hit. broke that. so not only did i pass out in front of almost 2000 people, i also broke my nose and looked like a murder victim.

TIFU by locking my knees