Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: She’s 15 but looks about half that (sidenote: I’m 16, not even a year older so I'm not an actual MAP). I want to be open with her, so I always tell her how I feel despite the fact that half the time she makes me feel like a child predator. I also constantly make jokes about her small hands, small size in general, and flatness (all in good fun of course). Despite feeling like I’m with a small child, I still really like this small child, I just constantly harass her for being a small child. AITA? 

Note: My original sentence to her was something along the lines of "you're so small, it makes me feel like (word meaning adult attracted to minors that this subreddit censors)" 

telling my girlfriend she makes me feel like a map