Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened about 2 months ago. me and my girlfriend took a weekend trip to new orleans and got a hotel there. so almost the second we get there sexytimes commences, because what else did we get the room for? after about an hour wink wink i get up to go check the time on my phone since we had dinner reservations that night. to my horror, i notice that somehow i had called my dad while taking off my pants, and the call length was a whopping 10 minutes!

i immediately went into panic mode, thinking of every single possible scenario that could play out when i get home, while my girlfriend is freaking out in the background, repeatedly saying "i'm never going back to your parents house again." things eventually calmed down and we just decided to see how it played out.

the next morning on the drive home i get a call from my sister. she tells me that my dad collapsed the night before and is in the hospital. the first thing that came to my mind wasn't "oh god is he alright?' or "why did this happen.". no, it was "holy fuck he probably heard my disgusting thrusting and grunting and it was too much for his heart to take!"

for some reason i could just picture me getting there and him being on his deathbed. i walk up, with a sad and concerned look on my face and he whispers in my ear "you did this you dirty bastard.." as the ecg flat-lines and he passes away.

thankfully things weren't that dramatic. he had to get a minor surgery and is recovering nicely. i still haven't been able to gauge how much, if anything, he heard that fateful night, and a part of me doesn't want to. i'm a lot more careful with my phone now.

 

reposting this due to it being taken down during the week (i assumed the rules were more or less guidelines..)

TIFU by butt dialing my dad during sex