Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so around midnight, after a day's worth of fishing i felt a need to relieve myself so off to the bathroom i went. whipped out my iphone and began browsing r/nsfwgif. i found a couple of videos and off i went. it was good for a while but then fifteen minutes went by and i figured it was high time to finish up but no matter how hard i tried i just couldn't finish. i kept trying for another five minutes but nothing i found was inspirational enough. so i remembered a video from the other day of a guy doing this well endowed colombian chick and how it got me off pretty quick so i scoured he subreddit for that video. finally finding it, my pace sped up to a vigorous rate as to quickly finish. still nothing...so i slowed down to a snails pace and jesus the slow motions got me so sensitive i had to stop entirely without finishing. it was great! i finished showering and off to bed i went. i woke up the next day to go fishing some more, only catching a few small fish then i decided to take an after fishing showed. my bladder told me to pee first but and that's when i noticed my slightly enlarged penis. with further inspection i see some skin bubbles had formed just below the head similar to those that would form from a fresh blister. it stings a little when i mess with it but otherwise i think i'm ok.

TIFU by jacking it too hard