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Input: Text: this is staying short and sweet. 

gf and i were fooling around yesterday after we got high, and we were about to do it when she notices she is bleeding. w/e, i love my girl every day of the month. no big deal, right? so we do the business, and that's that. i go wash my junk with a washcloth, blood was a little thick and chunky, and all is fine and dandy. 

today, we go for round 2. goes just as well as the first time. so i clean mr.penis once again. i also brush my teeth, because during our session i reapplied some spit and maybe got some blood in my mouth. no big deal. just blood.

i wash my face and brush my teeth. i may have mixed up the clean and dirty washcloth, but it's no huge deal. just wash and clean up with a brand new one. so we get ready and talk about her period. she confides that she was supposed to have it a week ago, and last night she had super sharp stomach pains and assumed they were her period starting. she started bleeding only after she got sharp stomach pains. as of today, she is no longer bleeding.

we think about what it can be, and realize that it could have possibly been a miscarriage (she's horrible about taking her pills on time). i then also realized that i washed my face/put my fingers in my mouth with what could be our miscarriage. i seriously feel like i'm going to pass out. could still be her period, but is starting to seem less likely since she feels fine.

TIFU by fucking my gf on her period