Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so last night, but whatever. yesterday was pretty warm in my neck of the woods so before bed i decided to take a shower to cool down. i had also had a few beers in me by this point so i was less than sober. i hop in the shower and two things begin to happen immediately. the first is that i begin to piss, because i'm a bit drunk and who the fuck doesn't pee in the shower. did i mention i had had a few beers? this was a fairly substantial release of urine. the second is that the water starts to pool in the bottom of the tub. there's a hair catcher in the tub drain because my wife has long, thick hair that molts like a motherfucker and because we both shave in the shower and our pipes are easily clogged. obviously my wife didn't clean it out after her last shower and it's preventing the water from going down the drain. i'm not planning on shaving tonight so i reach down and remove the hair catcher and put it on the ledge of the tub to be cleaned after my shower. here's the fuck up. when i bent over my hair went under the shower's spray and got wet; when i stood back up the water began to drip down my face. instinctively i wipe my face with my hand. the same hand that went into a backed up pool of my piss mixed with water in order to remove the hair catcher. so yeah... i wiped my face with a piss covered hand.

TIFU by rubbing my own piss on my face