Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu (well 16 years ago really) so i remember vividly a story about how ifu on a hot date. it started when i met this girl in university, she was two years older than me, extremely hot and from greece. we would go out for coffee after class here and there and each time she would say, "i have to go get my brother now. see you tomorrow!" or if it was friday she would say that she would miss me over the weekend. so things were going great!
now, i was never much of a pothead or a drinker, but the weekend before our first date i was hanging out with my buddies, going off a bender and had smoked a little too much. a buddy of mine told us a joke, a bunch of guys were having a laugh. no women in the house to have a say in the humour. (that should have been my clue.) now another buddy of mine, with a thick irish accent comes up in front of the tv and shouts out, "hey how do you kill a retard?" we were laughing so hard already at all the other stupid jokes, "you give him a knife!" the irish dude said as he mimicked a mentally challenged person hitting himself by the heart with his right hand. let us just say that monday was a day for me to sober up.
looking back is 20/20.
our first date went well. dinner, movies and a kiss. the second date pretty much happened the next day. i was weirded-out but good to go. i suggested we go to a comedy club. she suggested we go some place with her brother but without any persuasion from me, she, well she liked the idea of going to a comedy club and said that she would see what she could do for her brother. (that should have been another clue.) she calls back and exited. i'm exited. we go to a just for laugh (in montreal) and sit and chat before the show. we get closer. show starts, we laugh, show ends, we walk on a beautiful summer night and she leads me to her house. she begins to tell me a joke or two, we laugh. i tell her a few jokes myself, we laugh. some were naughty jokes, others were just cruel. for example, she would go off with a beautiful greek accent, "how is casino like a woman?" giggle, " liquor in front, poker in back!" and give me a sexy look. i mean things were happening! so what do i do, i say the worst possible joke i could ever say to her, the one my irish buddy said to me the last weekend before we went out on our date. she gives me a sad look, "my brother-" pauses, "my brother is mentally challenged you know." she says to me. my jaw drops. i don't get laid, that's obvious enough. and she walks away, never to say another word to me. i would see her here and there, in class, but that was the end of it.

TIFU 16 years ago today 12 AUG 1999 in Montreal