Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, while shaving in the shower earlier this week i dropped my shaving razor. on the way down, the razor hit the head of penis cutting it open, enough to make it bleed, a lot. fucking great.

i quickly finished up my shower to get my willie bandaged up to stop the bleeding which seemed for about 15 minutes a lost cause. by now i'm quite late for work and i know my boss is going to lose his mind. i try to give him a call to let him know i'm going to be late, he doesn't answer. i get to the shop and my boss storms up to my car already blowing his lid about being 10 minutes late. i get out of my car and say, "i'm sorry i'm late, but while shaving in the shower i dropped my razor and cut my dick open.". i can watch as his red face returns to normal as he gives me the look of "ok, i'll let it slide today.".

about a half hour goes by and my boss walks up to me to talk about this smoking hot girlfriend he had when he was young, pictures included. in my mind i can't stop thinking "oh, fuck you." because now he's trying to get my erected.

long story short, spent most of the day trying to keep myself from getting a boner to bleed from. underwear and pants would give people the impression i was on my period.


edit: missed an "and" between razor and cut in the title...

TIFU by telling my boss I dropped my shaving razor cut my penis.