Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so about 3 months ago, my girl friend and i had went our separate paths. every since then, i've been spending my free time studying for school and of course reddit, no time to go out and talk to girls. i've been so busy for the last 3 months, i haven't "choked the chicken" since before my girlfriend and i split. so tonight i had some extra time for once and i begin to browse reddit cause why not. while i'm browsing, i see several pictures from  r/gonewild. my little pecker starts to poke his head at me demanding for some attention, so i think to my self why not. i start getting it on then right when i climax, the mistake had happened. when i ejaculated, the cum went right into my eye. all hell broke loose. it had felt as if satin himself had pored some type of satin acid in my eye. i ran to the bathroom to get it out of my eye, and now i'm sitting here with a towel on one of my eyes, browsing trough reddit.

Tifu by not jerking off in a while