Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened this morning and i'm now feeling the pain from it. 

so my dad tells me my grandma was coming to visit so him and his girlfriend were cleaning the entire house when i woke up. i had to get ready for work, i grab my towels and walk into the bathroom. 
i needed to pee but being the civilized creature i try to be i always pee in the toliet if i can help it. i look in the toliet and it's a weird yellow green color, and me being groggy i didn't think twice about it. 
i'm sitting on the toliet, starting my business and i smell something really foul, and i hear a hissing noise. i look down and the toliet water is fizzing and the smell is getting worse. i push out the rest of my pee as much as i can but apparently i had about 2 gallons stored.

finally my bladders empty and i hop into the shower and realize my lungs really hurt. i turn on the shower water then instantly turn it off and run out of the bathroom in the nude when panic sets in that it hurts to breathe. i sit in my bedroom with my window open to try to get fresh air.
 unfortunately for me while i was peeing the water back splashed on my vagina and whatever chemical they used to clean the toliet was now on my genitals. 
i use my dad's bathroom to get ready, try to wipe my vagina off as much as i can and get ready for work. i couldn't return to my bathroom without my eyes burning. 

now i'm off work, 9 hours later and i'm worrying about chemical burns on my vagina due to pain in several different places. luckily my lungs seem fine.

TIFU by not peeing in the shower