Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened a few months ago, but i just got a reddit account.

i do the whole tinder thing, and a few months ago i tried out okcupid. so, being impeccably witty, the ability to start a conversation without needing to "match" gives me a great advantage. i end up meeting this really nice girl. turns out we're both insomniacs, and hate being bored and alone at night (though i have a dog). this leads to me convincing her to come over.however, in the process of this convincing, i find out she hasn't ever done anything with a guy before. not even holding hands. so i promise we won't do anything unless she wants.


she comes over, we hang out in my room for awhile, and she starts adapting this "yolo" (forgive me) mentality, and wants to try some stuff because she's young and feeling adventurous. before you get carried away, by "stuff" she means like, laying close to me in bed so that you can vaguely feel each others body heat. hours into this, i actually get her to cuddle with me, which she seems to enjoy.


then it happens.


something hits my nose, and i ask her if it smells funny in my room all the sudden. she comes up for air, and agrees. then comes to the realization that the blanket covering her legs is wet, and that it's all over her legs too.


i sit up to be greeted with a massive, horribly chunky pile of vomit, mixed with the horrendous stench of shit filling the air. my dog must've eaten something nasty because she puked all over the girl's side of the blankets, and then had explosive diarrhea all over the floor. how neither of us noticed or heard this happening, i have no idea.

 now the actual fuck-up is that when i have a girl over i usually kennel my dog, but i was just lazy this night, and it came back to haunt me as the most embarassing moment of my life.

bonus: i have a weak stomach so i was gagging trying to clean it up while she watched and laughed. she used to be a vet tech, so she kicks me out, and cleans it all up for me. she tells me to come back in, and we get back in bed because she's more comfortable with me now that i seem more human. end up giving her her first kiss shortly after, to which she laughed like a schoolgirl kissing a yucky boy.

TIFU by ruining a girl's first romantic experience.