Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: earlier today(well technically yesterday, but it's after the last time i slept) i bought the album "metal health" by quiet riot, i played it once fine earlier but the accident happened the second time, i accidentaly dropped the needle on the wrong spot, and in a panic (i realize now my stupid ass shouldn't have) i moved the needle the wrong way and fucked the first part of the first song, which is metal health (bang your head)... on the bright side only a small part of that song was fucked up and it was the only song that was damaged. also on the bright side ratts out of the cellar and europes the final countdown (both of which i also just bought) are still near mint.

tifu, i wish i would have shit myself.

TIFU by scratching a near mint vinyl album I just bought.