Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i thought i was being clever by buying a relatively cheap, older used processor from someone online for my setup that i was updating with a new budget videocard.  it would allow my ancient rig to go a few more years, and i could avoid buying a new motherboard.  

well, on the way back from picking it up at the post office , my finger got caught on the box right as someone pushed past me, and i guess it ended up ripping a sizeable chunk of my fingernail off.  because it was so cold out (toronto), and i couldn't feel my fingers, i didn't even realize i'd been injured until i was in a store buying thermal paste, and i saw that i was bleeding all over the counter with the clerk staring wide-eyed at me.  had to ask for some tissue and awkwardly wipe it off, while wrapping my finger.

cue me getting home, having to cut off the remaining hang nail, and then wash the wound out.  i now had a ton of exposed red flesh from under my nail, but i was still determined to install this stupid piece of shit that i'd gone to so much trouble for, so i bandaged my finger up and went to work putting it in -- only to accidentally bend the pins on my motherboard socket by applying too much force, while taking the old cpu out.    

now i'm sitting here in an incredible amount of pain with a non-working computer and no money to replace it.  i can't even buy a new motherboard because it wouldn't support the older gen cpu i'd bought, and i don't have cash to grab a newer one on top of the money i've already spent.  

 

(posting from a shitty laptop my sister left here)

TIFU by trying to save money on my computer