Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i was in desperate need to take a leak. no gas stations, hotels or restaurants in sight. my bladder was screaming for relief. i finally gave in. i was on the verge of pissing my pants when i spot a large flatbed tow truck parked on a street that was perfect for a clandestine public urination. i briefly look up into the cab, empty. i unbutton (more to that later), and start. suddenly i hear a voice...*from inside the truck!*

the driver was sitting back reclined on the phone. he sat up when he saw someone right next to his passenger door. we made eye contact. i used my pelvic floor muscles and turned away mid piss. 

as i walked off hastily i could not for the life of me get my dick back in my pants! i also could not re button them either. result? dick flashing a few cars and a pedestrian. oh god i hope there weren't any kids in those cars...

i finally get my dick back in my pants. i button up. and i start walking across the street. as fast as my shame can take me. that is when i notice the warm rush, then cold of dribble. and not just a little post pee dribble that we are all familiar with. but full on "look, that guy pissed himself!"

fuck.

to make matters worse, i am wearing acu army pants. so the patch is darker than the rest of the trousers. oh, and i still had to pee desperately.

TIFU by pissing my pants, in public, in broad daylight, in front of a tow truck driver and commuters.