Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so a few years ago, i was in year 7, and this really annoying kid was being himself. in my annoyed state, i threatened to stab the poor child. so a few minutes pass and he thought it would be a great thing to scare me. little to my knowledge, he told some people he was going to do it. now comes the time, he jumps out and i, in my scared state, i drive my pen into his hand, to the point it can sit there by itself :(. he starts screaming and the people around start screaming (1 girl cried) and i'm shitting my pants. thankfully i was only sent to detention. mfw it turns out, he went to the doctor to see if he had ink poisoning. 

but he was fine if anyone wants to know

TIFU - accidentally stabbing a poor child