Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my son stubbed his toe today. being the comedic genius i am, i found this to be the prime opportunity for an ever-beloved dad joke. 

"hey buddy," i quipped, "do we need to call a tow truck?"

at this comment, my other two-year-old son's interest was piqued by the mention of a truck. "truck?" he asked. 

my robust chuckle was of no resolve to his earnest inquiry. he asked again in an escalatingly frantic tone, "truck? truck! truck!" and thus commenced a full-scale toddler meltdown because there wasn't an actual truck to back my glorious attempt at humor. 

there was screaming, crying, thrashing, and flailing for many minutes thereafter; trucks are no joking matter. 

at least i laughed.

TIFU by telling a dad joke