Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: which just so happened to be the exact second an insect was flying in front of my mouth. you can guess what happened next.... i inhaled that mother lover, i'm super duper creeped out by bugs man, i started freaking out after i felt it squirming inside my neck, tons of people staring at me, eyes watering spazzing out and hacking loogies in every which direction. which i continued to do until i threw up about 2 minutes later. even as i'm typing this i can feel it in my air pipe, though i believe it's dead now. i will not sleep tonight):

TIFU by inhaling at the perfect time...