Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: like all tifus, t="that one time"
a while back, my car battery died.  no problemo, i'll just buy a new one and install it.  brought my old dead battery to the store, got a new one, went home.  
whilst installing the new battery, i was tightening the positive post with my left hand.  i didn't know it at the time, but car batteries come fully charged from the store.  my wedding ring made loose contact with the wrench, which was electrified from the positive terminal.  at some point, it also touched something else in the car, forming a circuit (the other terminal was already connected).  
i remember three things:  
1. a snap! sound followed by a szzzztttt! that was just like you'd hear in a sci-fi film  
2. a shower of sparks  
3. the smell of burning flesh  
oh, and also pain.  the pain was so intense i thought that i would black out.  i didn't even think about it.  i just reacted.  grabbing what was left of my ring, i yanked it up and over my finger, not noticing that it was effectively welded to my skin.  i degloved about 3/8" of skin before the crispy bits detached themselves from my wedding ring.  
a quick trip to the er got me relief in the form of anesthetic injections and a scrip for some decently powerful pain meds.  no stitches, which was a surprise to me.  i spent the next few weeks chewing vicodin like it was candy and waiting for my ring finger to stop looking like a bratwurst.  
my ring was completely messed up.  some of the gold had literally melted into my skin and had had to be picked out by the er doc.  i took the bits and blobs and the less-damaged arcs to a jeweler, told her my story, and got it recast and re-engraved.  but the thing is, i needn't have bothered.  i have a permanent wedding band branded on my ring finger.  it's faded a lot over the years, but you can still see where i tried to rip the skin off of my finger.

TIFU changing a car battery