Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had promised to attend a family dinner with my girlfriend without realising the said day was also the same day a champions league soccer match would be played. on the said day, i feigned sick and even pretended to throw up. she cleaned up, tucked me in bed and went to her family house for the dinner; promising to come back the next day to check on me. the moment she drove out, i called my friends, got their location and hooked up with them at a sports bar down town. 60 mins into the game, while we were sipping beer and occasionally arguing if the referee got a decision right, i saw my girlfriend's father walk in, along with her two brothers. the first thing he said when he saw me was, thomas! lisa said you were seriously ill and she left immediately after dinner to tend to you. i wished the ground would swallow me, especially as i saw the grimacing look on the faces of her brothers, coupled with the fact that my phone started ringing and it was lisa!

TIFU by lying about my whereabouts