Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened when i was 7 or 8. i had just gotten a new sticker book full of arthur the aardvark stickers.(i was a pretty sheltered and wholesome kid, cute too) so as any collector with a slight case of forgetfullness i both kept my stickers in pristine condition... and immediately forgot and started putting them on the walls and stuff. now i was a fat kid. and i had a tiger mommy basically. that being said i had a whole treadmill in the living room exclusively for me. i also had a sega genesis and an afternoon all by myself and what i thought were some clever ideas. treadmill on and i plopped my fat butt on the couch playing sonic and whatever other games i had at the time. fast forward half an hour and i was getting a bit bored/hungry. so getting up i checked on the treadmill timer and went to my backpack of hidden snacks. inside said backpack, my newest treasure the arthur sticker book. i held it up high and proud like some rpg character that just got a quest item. sonic and snacks forgotten i started playing with the stickers putting them anywhere i pleased. one of these places include the the tread of the running treadmill. now this is an old model treadmill, without a lot of the newer safety features like real safe key activation and the tread had gaps in the back and could also be lifted while running. well low and behold i waited for my sticker to make a full rotation. when it did not, curiosity abducted me and made me its bitch. remember those gaps i mentioned. that was the first place i decided to look. and of course that was where the sticker ended up. so being the genius that i am i promptly stuck my finger into the gap where the tread started ripping away at my skin. surprisingly not much blood even though it got down to my bone, and now i have a pretty cool scar and people's ridicule whenever i tell them how i got it.

TIFU because I love Arthur