Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: okay, so i was going to post everything on my facebook for everyone to see and judge as they will, but i need to get it off my chest. this wasn't a today i fucked up it happened tuesday, started out i slept in, i woke up around dinner time, she walked in from doing some shopping and taking my daughter to school, it's her mams birthday.
so she tells me she isn't doing the shopping today, i thought "okay what ever, well can i have the money for the shopping i have the kids while you go to work" we argue, i seen my arse pretty quickly and threw my phone, it nearly hits her, so she gets angry and i push her away, now shes shocked, she gives me this look of disgust, a look i knew right there and then shit, she simply just tells me, " how can you do this jordan, it's my mams birthday you know what today makes me feel like"  i just look at her with rage and tell her i couldn't give a fuck, i know right, i'm a cruel, horrible person, i don't deserve her and she didn't deserve that.

she has pressed charges on the push, i can still see my children but i sleep at my parents of a night and return in the morning to watch the kids and stuff. i haven't slept properly in 3 days last night i managed 4 hours sleep of a previous 2 in 48 hours, i'm waking up from being haunted by the day, reliving every moment of it when i close my eyes, it keeps me awake or it'll have me in blubbering mess on my mams sofa. 

so there you go, judge as you see fit, i've lost my lively hood, if there where no children involved i would probably take my own life.

TIFU by telling the love of my life i didn't care about her late mother.