Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this past week, i went on a website to find a dog sitter/walker (not trying to advertise the site; easy to find). i usually use my parents, but they're too far away and i needed someone for this saturday. plus it'd be nice to have them available for the future if it works out.

anyway, i'm on that website glancing through profiles, and i come cross a female college student who advertises herself as an 'huge animal lover'. she works with rescue groups, donates to various charitable animal orgs, etc. 

she had a few pics up with her and her dogs and she was extremely cute, but i also liked her profile and her pricing was where i wanted to be. her pics were pretty basic, not heavy on makeup or anything risque. i contacted her through the site and arranged a meet and greet the next day.

i have a girlfriend but we don't live together yet, so she wasn't there for the meeting. but it went very well and i'm confident she can handle my dog properly, so we agreed on the saturday deal. and she was very attractive, well put together. just a bonus right?

now after all that, i wanted to look her up online so i can know about the person i'm letting into my house (naturally). it didn't take long for me to discover she's done all kinds of modeling, including nudes in playboy, even very recently. of course she hadn't mentioned this to me (not my business) and nor do i care (it is cool though), but i cannot imagine how my girlfriend will take this.

i'm just not going to say anything about it and play dumb if it ever comes up somehow. just hoping it doesn't. on the flipside, i have a playboy model walking my dog, so i've got that going for me.

 


edit: thanks for all the comments. after reading through, i tend to agree, this is not a fu just yet per say. however, if it does go south, i promise to create a followup post detailing that out. if i'm alive.

new edit: so, taking the advice of so many: i told her!  very matter of factly. she actually took it very well!  we even laughed a little. however i think it was a passing moment since she started getting on my case about something else that has nothing to do with any of this; either way, win-win!  thanks all. sorry it was so uneventful.

newer edit: i did f up slightly; later in our convo, she made a joke about the "stripper", and i, somewhat, firmly corrected her - model. whoops. still, we moved on.

TIFU by hiring a dog walker based off her profile pic