Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a couple weeks ago i fucked up. 

a little back story... this happened 2 weeks ago, i work at our local fire department and stay on 24 hr shifts starting at 11 am so it's customary to cook three meals. this particular day i was on the ambulance. for dinner i went to the market took a leap of faith on the rotisseries thinking, " hell everything's better in a tortilla!" so i have this for dinner with the jalapeños that are stored in vinegar chopped, avocado, and other delish veggies! i think to myself, " not too shabby" and head off to bed. at 5 am we get called to a swat stand off... as y'all know these things can take hours, even days! so 6 am hits, i feel a bubble pop in by gut. no biggie. i'm a man! just gotta think of... chicks and guns and *bubble* . i suddenly became squirmish, restless, diaphoretic! i quickly do a 360 and crap, i'm in the middle of a neighborhood with i shit you not at least 150 cops everywhere! bushes, trees, hell even the sidewalk looked like a toilet at this point! i get out of the ambulance to "walk it off" only aiding gravity in provoking the inevitable. it was coming... the only question was where? i quickly got out of the front cab and into the patient compartment where i found a bed pan and got recorded pooping into it by my partner. thank god for biohazard bags and clorox ! the standoff ended at 11 am with the perp in custody and my underwear clean and intact.

Tifu by eating store bought rotisserie chicken