Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu by trying to poison myself with the chemicals in a can of compressed air.

everyday i get a bit sleepy around 2p.m., so everyday i have a soda pop at that time. when i am at work i always put a pop in the fridge in the morning so it is cold by afternoon, everyday except today. so 2 p.m. arrives and i start yawning, but alas i only have the warm can of pop.
aha! i remember seeing on fb a wonderful little trick about spraying your drink with compressed air, just hold the can of air upside down and spray away. so i find the air we use to clean out our keyboards and spray the sides, and only the sides, of my pop can. once it was nice and cool i crack it open only to have a frothy mess come pouring out. of course, i immediately try to drink the froth so it doesn't spill all over the place.

this was where i messed up. despite "carefully" avoiding the top of the can, when i drank the froth i swallowed all of the chemical crap that sprayed out of the air can. i ran to the bathroom and spit in the sink. i know it didn't help, but hey, what else could i do? i rinsed, i gargled, i hung my head in shame. i spent a few hours with a terrible taste in my mouth and strange, kind of numb, feeling in my throat (possibly imagined).

TIFU by drinking compressed air