Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: let me begin with saying i have broken many bones in my body, 13 to be exact. however i will never get over hearing or thinking about injuries. this was the main reason i gave up being a vet as i can't stand to look at open wounds or broken bones. 


this starts in my biology class, 6th period. we were completing a diagram of a neurone when suddenly our teachers face lights up with excitement; usually indicating a story was on its way. sure enough, she asked if we had seen 127 hours. personally, i hadn't seen it, however this was because i knew the plot and refused to watch it. after explaining the basic premise of the movie to a few others, she began to tell us of an interview done by nat-geo with aron ralston (survivor in 127 hours). this is where it takes a turn for the worse.


my biology teacher explains that he first needed to break the bones in his forearm in order to begin cutting his arm off. naturally, this sent a hot shiver through me as i grimaced at the thought. it did not stop there. she acted out the motion of throwing your body forward and pulling the arm back, informing us he needed to break both the upper and lower bones of the forearm before cutting. at this point i started to feel nauseous as a heat filled my head and chest. i turned away to my laptop and started to make notes, blocking out the surrounding noise. however this was to no avail; the room was silent and the only voice was that of the teacher.


she told us this is where the story was relevant. aron had found a nerve while cutting through his arm. being curious, he used the knife as a pick and plucked the nerve like a guitar string. apparently, aron described this as being the worst pain imaginable; lava running through his veins throughout his arm and upper chest, so excruciating that he passed out in a matter of seconds while writhing and spasming in pain.


at this point i knew i was about to throw up. i turn quickly from my classmate as to not hit any of her belongings. too late. the launch-codes were set, and a nuclear crisis could not be averted. as projectile vomit erupted from my mouth, i grabbed the closest thing near me to stem the flow, my eyes watering to the point of crying meant that i had zero vision of what i was picking up. little did i know it was my mac book pro, a gift for my christmas and birthday that was to last me through university. not anymore. realising what i had picked up moments after it was too late, i swiftly placed my laptop on the table, vomit still pouring from my launch bay over my teacher's shoes. this all took place in approximately 4 seconds.


my face was red and sticky, vomit all over the table and my laptop, with a small amount on the ground near where my teacher had been standing. at lunch i had eaten a beef burrito and almost a litre of orange juice. it made for a deadly combination of thin yet chunky puke, a deep orange colour close to brown.


my laptop does not now start, thus i typed this from my phone. due to the nature of this incident i may not be able to claim warranty on it. my parents are pretty pissed that i ruined the laptop and didn't even laugh when i told them the story.


my classroom was evacuated so it could be cleaned, and the teacher decided to end the class early; probably so she could clean her shoes and ankles. even though it was extremely embarrassing, i'm still a class hero for getting my them out of another 30 minutes of grueling biology.


tomorrow i must sit down with the principal and biology teacher to explain what happened. wish me luck!


 


*yes i did make a reddit account to share this story
*also, does this post count a bodily discharge?

TIFU by vomiting on my laptop and biology teacher