Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu: my 11yr old was given a tablet for his birthday this year and he's been restricted to using it only on weekends because of his attitude after using it too much.  he gets all kinds of agro if he's allowed to play on it for too long. like, you just spilled his protein powder before the big cross fit competition, "omg bro! my gains!" kind of agro. it's bad. he'll even cry if we ask him to shower. anyhow, tonight we (my boyfriend and i) decided to check his internet history.  i'm mortified.  anal dp, tranny, lesbians, 3d fuck buddies or something.. my jaw hit the floor.  i can't even.  i have to address it, but i don't know how without having him wind up scarred for life and having me taxidermied and stored in the attic.

TIFU by checking my 11yr olds internet history.