Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i went on a bike ride around my neighborhood and just as i get to a hilly part, i see two kitties chilling on the side walk. "thank god i can rest from this hill and pet some cats." i hop off my bike and the cats walk right up to me!! i pick one up, but it jumps out of my hands. "fine, i'll just sit down and let you play with my headphones."

so, i'm having a dandy ol' time until i feel itchy. i look down and there's a bajillion ants around me. so, i'm allergic to ants. it's not super bad, but bites swell up to the size of a quarter and and get super hard and itchy. i realize that an ant crawled up my shorts bit me right near my butt cheek. it hurt like crazy. to make it worse, i had to ride my bike home with a bite on my ass. i get home and i find out that it is very swollen with a diameter of about two inches. it also spread to the area right around my coochie lip. weird to explain to my fam fam why i was scratching my crotch. 

also, i wasn't allowed to bring the stray kitties home :(

TIFU by petting stray kittens