Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so to preface i have serious issues caused by ptsd but i make due cuz they don't usually surface unless i have been drinking heavily and yes i do know i need pro help but i am a soldier, i can handle anything.

so fuck up 1- i mentioned the ptsd thing cuz some days before work ihave to wake up a bit early/am forced to in order to get my mind right to be around humans or face anxiety bs to swallow down all day dealing w/ other ppl and shit. anyways i got volunteered to help open/prep the restaurant i work out at now which is no biggie cept no one told me there was buzzers if you missed the "these many ppl need be here to go in open this place" crowd (i'm used to working the night shift and rarely does anyone show up more than 5 minutes or so early but) and they def didn't tell me the back one didn't work. so i show when i was told to and apparently was just late enough cuz no one was expecting me to come on that shift to not make it inside although i was roughly 10-15 min early cuz when you are on time you're late right? no. so i'm just stuck outside making phone calls no one answered and banging on the front door and the back gate. long story short i ended up hanging out bsing w/ the supply guy dropping off our shipment for almost a half an hour before they were like "oh shit we are way behind time on stocking and fuck we left the new guy waiting w/ him." so there's 1 after we haul the shipment in the manager is all on my ass about why didn't i ring the front buzzer? mind you no one told me that was a thing we had and so i ended up looking like a jack ass for not knowing.

fuck up #2 after a way longer shift than expect i finally get cut to go home, now i fucking hate my new job and my roommate as much as i love her,isn't the type you can go home and just relax to, we tell each other everything and she recently became a mom so i usually take a service road that adds maybe 5 minutes on the drive home but there's usually close to zero traffic so i go that way to like have a sec to blow off my fml i hate this job steam before i go home, right? well as i said ptsd had been fucking with me all day the fact i even shown up for work w/ anxiety so high did make me feel good and i was on the mindless part of my drive so i was trying to listen to music to deflate and go on about my evening. well some fuck decided "i can't be bothered to just place my trash in a can." and hurled it toward the curb completely missing and from my perspective as i reach the residential area just seeing a big ass white blob land near my right front wheel in the street so i swerved not very smoothly around it had a minor panic attack cuz ieds are a thing and was trying to get in the midst of calming myself down when what i didn't notice behind me on the semi-zone out part of my drive was a cop and he pulled me over.

mind you at this point i'm like fuck man damn near in tears cuz i'm just worn out in general and just wanna go home. the cop to his credit was pretty cool in the end he made me get out follow his pen w/ my eyes and a few other simple things and broke it down "well if you aren't impaired, why the hell did you swerve like that?". as stupid as i felt i explained why and he was pretty cool about that as well. i parked my car nearby and ended up having a friend come back to get it later. the officer gave me a ride home from there and we had a small chat about how the va here sucks and i should look into alternatives for counseling and what not. i wasn't super comfy talking about it but i mean could i complain at that point really?

and 3 and probably the worst, my roommate has a kid so she had her younger cousin over to babysit for the gap between when she had to leave for work and i got home. so this is our first time meeting and it all goes well i guess i'm polite and she seems very receptive to me at first. so i go to my room and notice my air mattress is kinda flat so i pump it up as quick as possible then after i'm like fuck this i need a smoke. when i walk outta my room i catch her cousin do a prop head snap she was clearly looking in my door's direction and was clearly pretending to watch monsters inc. didn't think much of it at first til after being gross from work and a lil sweaty from inflating my mattress in like record time since i moved in a bit ago so i hop in the shower. it isn't til i'm mid shower it dawns on me why the sudden awkwardness i go in my room for like 20 minutes she probably only heard some grunts, grumbles and my mattress making noise..... pretty sure she thought i was cranking it. so then i'm just like well idk how to fix this w/o being more awkward so i just hid in my room and watched movies til my roommate's kid gets picked up by her dad and drops off her cousin at home.

TIFU by getting out of bed aka 3 for 1