Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've posted this before elsewhere, but figure it will fit in here as well. also, as always, this didn't happen today, it was a few years ago.

backstory:

it was the summer of 2012, and i was just about to start grade 10. we all know that this age brings a lot of awkward times with it, but this one set the bar for all other awkward moments in my life. it was the final weekend before school started up again, and the youth group at my church decided to go up to muskoka (cottage country in ontario canada for those who aren't familiar) for some final summer fun. however that wasn't the main reason i decided to go. the girl i liked at the time was going. we can call her beth.

beth was very pretty, with a great looking body, beautiful eyes, and gorgeous, long, flowing hair (remember this, it's important!) i arrived at the church where we were getting picked up by the youth leaders, and scored a spot in the car beth was going in, along with 3 more of my friends. the car ride was a lot of fun, and beth and i kept making eye contact and smiling at each other, which further confirmed my idea that we were perfect for each other and we were in love and we were going to get married one day.

we get to the cottage, which is on a small island, only accessible by boat. the girls are staying in a smaller cottage on the property, the boys slept in the boathouse, and the youth leaders slept in the main cottage. we got there late in the afternoon, so we had a bonfire, during which i snuck off with beth to look at stars, but annoyingly, her friend decided to tag along.

the bad part:

the next day, we had some free time in between activities, so beth and i decided to go tubing. a bunch of her friends came, so i got 2 of mine to come as well. 2 of my friends went tubing first, so beth and i were sitting beside each other at the front of the boat, along with all of her friends. they were teasing me and beth and we were laughing. she was blushing, and i probably was too.

suddenly the boat turns in such a way that her hair starts blowing directly into my face. i look at her, and she looks at me. we are looking into each others eyes through a tunnel of hair, blocking out the rest of the world. i cant remember exactly what she said, but it was something like "you like my hair, don't you?" i maintain eye contact, thinking "say something cute, and witty, and then go in for the kiss! this is your chance!" i look down at her lips, before moving my eyes back up to hers. i open my mouth and say the line that will win her over, and cause me to lose my mouth-to-mouth virginity.
i blurt out, "it's better than my mom's hair!" silence. beth's face scrunches up like she just smelled a bad fart. more silence. the boat turns and her hair starts blowing the other direction. i look around. all of her friends are staring at me. the only sounds are the boat motor, and my friends screaming with excitement on the tube. the silence felt like it lasted a few hours. the only thought in my head was "fuck".

i considered throwing myself over the side of the boat to escape the almost tasteable cringe in the air. the silence was broken by the guy driving the boat asking who wanted to go next. i volunteered and went tubing alone, but all i could do was feel ashamed about was what i had done.

the aftermath:

beth and i stopped talking a few months later (turns out she had a boyfriend already) and nothing happened between us, but this memory is one that i have recounted over, and over again. i recently saw her again for the first time in almost 2 years. i asked her if she remembered what i said to her on the boat. she did. i hate my life.

TIFU by telling my crush she had nice hair.