Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened yesterday. i had some spare time in the morning, before going to work, and i looked a bit too hairy for my taste, so i decided to trim my pubic hair. i have a solid wahl hair clipper and it does the job perfectly, at least if you pay attention. but damn, it can cut like a kebab shaver if you dont. so there is this seam that runs from the tip of the dick to the asshole, and if you pull your dick up, it makes a little sail. and i cut into that. i shaved a solid 1 cm of the skin. i quickly realized my mistake, grab my balls and run to my room where i have first aid kit. i was bleeding quiet a lot, the time i had before running late was shrinking like my dick, and i was afraid to put a band aid, because of the prospect of removing it. so i crafted one with smaller glue side and managed to be in time in my work.

today, old hag punched me right in the spot with her heavy bag, when she speeded to catch her spot on the bus. now i am sitting very carefuly and bleeding a bit. i think i am going to take a sick day.

**update: slab is ready to go, but i am waiting for it to fall of. it doesn't hurt at all, unless i forgot and scratch my balls.

update no.2: sack is healed, and as we happily proceeded to wild sex again i teared my frenulum. this shit sucks much more. now i am looking at least at 14 days of abstinency :( 

wtf i am doing with my life?**

TIFU by shaving my balls