Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: its summer, i recently moved into the sierras and been loving it. my sister came up to visit with my cousin, and we agreed to go river tubing. i'm cheap, and instead of buying a river rafting tube, decided to use this pool / lake inflatable raft i had from last year. it's pretty big, round, doesn't have a hole in the middle, and has a rope thats fastened to the outside that goes in a circle. recent snow melt has made the rivers and creeks much fuller than normal, and i suggested we take it down this local creek thats easy and has less rapid like spots. my sister wants the real deal, so we go for the bigger river close by. we bring two cars and drop one off at the end, and drive up to begin. its amazing! i love swimming, the river is really wide and slow, with the occasional speed boost of a gentle rapid. the 'rapids' at first were fast, but very shallow, so if you fell out you can easily just stand up. i don't have a butt hole in my raft, so i can take these easy rapids, while everyone else ends up hitting their bums on the rocks. my sister constantly gets out and walks hers around because she's scared. i'm laughing at them and usually in the lead.

well, we get to this one spot where we can either go forward into a stagnant pool and get out and walk to the other side back to the river, or go around a blind turn that looks like it moves pretty fast. of course i take the blind turn, because why not? now this is like normal white water rapids, and as i go around i realize the river gets narrower and there's a 3-4 foot drop of a waterfall. i'm already headed for it, no backing out now. i brace for it, but end up flipping my raft. i immediately get tangled in that stupid rope, and my raft is now stuck above my head. i'm constantly getting sucked under the water fall, unable to break free from the rope. each time i barely get to the surface i suck in as much air, which usually means i suck in a ton of water as well. i'm freaking out, in total panic. eventually i unwrap my leg from the rope, shooting the raft down stream. i'm so exhausted and gasping for breath still that i try to stop myself from moving down the rapids more, each time i put my foot down to try and stand or stop, it hits a jagged rock. eventually i calm down, lay on my back with my feet up and float down the rest of it into a very current-strong deep pool. the current was so strong that it just circles things around in this pool rather than going down stream, i keep swirling around trying to fight it but am too tired to do so. finally i find an underwater log that i can grasp onto to hold my head up. my cousin comes down next, survives it but is a little shook up. she helps me get to shore.

in the end i fractured one foot, on the ball of it, and sprained the other from the rocks. i have small cuts all up and down my feet and legs, two cuts on both bottoms of my feet. lost my gun-ho spirit so quick, i was now a scared drown rat. we all got our asses kicked that day, and eventually walked back to the car on the road. i learned my lesson about fast moving water.

 

edit: http://www.kcra.com/article/skip-the-dip-dangerous-runoff-claims-19-lives-in-california-rivers/10216175

don't make my mistake! stay safe!

TIFU By almost drowning like an idiot