Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this wasn't today, but two weeks ago. 

i live on campus and share an apartment with a friend. last week we both left the apartment for a couple of weeks---he went on vacation and i went to live with my parents until school started back up.

the night before i left, however, my friends convinced me to have a few beers. it was a thursday night and i had to be at work early the next day, so i was hesitant, but they eventually coerced me in to joining them. 3 hours later i'm ready to puke and can't see straight, so we have to walk home for 40 minutes. awful. i'm assuming the extended walk home wore me out because i passed out almost immediately. since i fell asleep before preforming my hydration ritual, i woke up just as sick as i was the night before. so i laid on the floor of the shower for 2 hours until i had to leave for work.

a week later i returned to grab some clothes from home and there were flies around the house. i got pretty annoyed but i realized the bananas i bought the week before were looking pretty rough, so i figured they were fruit flies and tossed the bananas. i noticed similar flies at my friend's house the night before and he confirmed that they were fruit flies. anyhow, when i stopped to grab my clothes i also made myself a couple eggs and toast.

fast forward to today. i was freaking out about the eggshells i left at my apartment for almost a week. my roommate was due back on sunday, and i really didn't want him to come back to a shitty, smelly house full of flies. especially from something so preventable. so i drove back to my apartment straight after work, planning on spending the night here in order to get the apartment in shape.

when i opened the door, it smelled amazing. i have an air freshener from bed bath & beyond and holy fuck; worth every penny. i opened the trash can and there were a couple flies in there along with the eggs, so feeling pleased with how mellow everything in the apartment was, i cleaned up for about 30 minutes and took the trash out; after i finished i just sat around. i started to get hungry but i didn't actually want to *make* food. i just wanted to eat. so i settled on the laziest dinner possible: a sandwich.

i like ham and cheese sandwiches, especially when they are microwaved just long enough for the cheese to melt. so easy and so delicious. so as i'm making the sandwich i poke the microwave door button.

mistake.

the door shoots open and with it come literally *hundreds* of flies. i had an issue with maggots a few months ago so i am freaking the fuck out man. i could vaguely make out something behind the wall of flies as i threw my hands at the door: a fucking sandwich.

i guess two weeks ago when i went out drinking, right before i passed out i threw a ham and cheese sandwich in the microwave and then forgot about it.

i decided almost immediately that the microwave had to be tossed, but i figured if i heated up that filth then the maggots and flies would die inside and i wouldn't have as much to worry about.

fucking mistake man.

i heated it up for 2 minutes. and i can't even make this shit up, it fucking smelled *good*.

i still feel dirty.

TIFU by going out the night before I moved out