Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: granted this wasn't today, rather it was like 14 years ago. we've all had that age where we just learn shit about how stuff works.

well i was at this age figure 5 years old or so.
l i had a fever. my mom, before work, told me to stay home give me a small container of tylenol and i took it. all good, i survive.

now it's time for the fu.
the following sunday comes and i have another small headache or fever so i naturally being the fucking doctor that i am, went to go get the tylenol from the can. i drank about half the bottle and i crashed on the floor with a bottle of tylenol leaking just a drop out like blood in a murder scene.

mother gets home sees me on the ground what appears to be completely lifeless corpse. she then calls an ambulance and they come to take me to a hospital to clean out how much shit i put in my body when i got home that day i got a nice ass whooping for being my own doctor.

not sure if every detail is accurate this is how my mom told it to me. and i remember being in a hospital room when i saw a photo.

lesson learned:

TIFU by drinking a ton of liquid painkillers