Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: in classic tifu fashion, this happened yesterday. 

i was at the swimming pool, and let me explain a bit about it. the pool in my town has 3 pools within it. the main pool, dive pool and the race pool. around 1pm the race pool becomes a second main pool, but with bodyboards and little rafts for kids to use as boats and have fun with. i really like it there, since it’s usually either very calm with everyone doing their own thing alone or with a group, or it’s a figurative warzone where everyone is split up into teams and fighting over rafts. it’s usually not that violent, just a bit of pushing and pulling, and if it goes too far beyond that there’s always some people looking over that’ll make sure no one gets hurt. yesterday, the latter happened and there already was a bit of a fight going on between raft a and raft b (which is how i will be referring to them) but it was nothing bad. 
but me being an asshole, i wanted to see how a war of sorts would play out between them. i like starting wars to see how they will play out. i know. i am an asshole. 

some more background: often people on the rafts collect the bodyboards and stack them to build on the raft. 

my plan was to steal a board from raft a and then “attack” raft b in the name of raft a. that worked. after the two groups went at each other, i sat back and watched. but after about a minute of fighting, raft a seemed to have won. then raft b got angry, counterattacked them and completely took their raft. after that, the “leader” of raft a, let’s call him timmy, got really annoyed at the leader of raft b, let’s call him jack. that went pretty wrong. see, jack was a really big guy for his age and timmy was quite small, although he was younger. jack decided to keep timmy underwater for a while. the first 5 seconds i didn’t think anything of it, but after that it became pretty clear that jack was drowning timmy. so i intervened, and pulled jack off of timmy. 

timmy was fine as far as i could tell, but he was definitely scared because of what jack did. i asked him for his parents, which he didn’t think twice to take me to. turns out, jack had already been bullying timmy for a while, and i incentivised a big 10-year-old to fight a small 7-year-old that he was already bullying.

TIFU by instigating a war between some kids and nearly getting one killed