Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was a couple of years ago so some of the details in my mind are fuzzy.

as a broke freshman in collage i heard about getting paid a good amount of money for donating blood plasma. many people i knew had good experiences with it and would suggest doing it time to time. one weekend (or summer day idk) i had some time on my hands and no money in my pocket and thought "hey giving plasma gets you money!!" so i googled some plasma banks near me and made an appointment with what was either the closest one to me, the first one i saw on the list, or the only one open at the time (i can't remember which it was) so i call my mom and ask for some extra info about what to expect at the plasma bank my first time. "you will be there a long time so expect to be there like 2 hrs your first time giving; what place did you make an appointment with?" i tell her the name of the place and she passively mentions that she hasn't heard of it before and suggests maybe do a little more planning before just jumping into it "maybe wait till tomorrow so i can help/ maybe go with you" (i lived near home at the time) but i brush this off "i am an adult mom! i have made the appointment and can do this on my own! i was a good grown up and was gonna earn my own money.😀

i get to the place and i first notice that no one was there other than me and a few workers and my sister who had backed out at the last min to actually give plasma with me ("her loss" i said). the people were nice and professional and gave my a questionnaire asking what i felt at the time were expected questions for the situation. the questions did take some time but nothing i felt was agonising. next thing i know i am hooked up with a needle in my arm and blood is coming out of me. i sit there for what was probably 20 min and the lady come around saying "your almost done!😄😄" around this time my mom texts to check in on me and i give a proud response of "i'm almost done!! ✅"  she immediately responded with a confused "how? you've barely been there long enough?" 

it is then my brain started connecting some obvious dots: 
-the clerks never asked me financial info.
-the blood was only coming out of me and not being put back in (like what i'd been told happens)
- everything else my mom said....😳

i was in fact not giving blood plasma but in fact donating blood to my local blood bank. 

an act that in fact does not give broke college students money and in fact was not what i went in there to accomplish.

i tell my sister while the last of my "charitable donation" was being sucked out of me and she nearly pissed herself. she at least let me have the dignity to not let the blood techs know my mistake and waited till the car to call my mom on speaker phone and the both of them have a long hard laugh about it.

morals of the story:
1. moms know things (no matter how old you get)

2. donating blood even by mistake is still a good thing to do and more people should do it

TIFU trying to get paid by giving blood plasma