Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: while watching a rather lousy movie, i began to feel a rumble in my tummy. thinking i could hold it i continue to watch the film. round two of the rumbles start up and i fling my self across the hall to the hallway bathroom. this is where i fucked up. 
1.) in my haste i forgot that the hall toilet doesn't flush.
2.) my house is always filled with spiders during the summer.
so i sit and i let mother nature take her course. i clean up and go to flush. the toilet clicks but doesn't flush. cursing i look down to see how bad it is. amongst the fecal matter is not one, not two, but at least over a hundred tiny spiders, struggling to escape the poop. 
suppressing a scream that could shatter glass, i grabbed my hairspray and a lighter that we use if the power goes out.
i precede to burn the little shits. when it's all over, the spiders are dead but there was poop in there too. after being subjected to fire, the poop began to stink. it got to the point where i just noped and went back to my room. when my dad woke up the next morning, he learned the horror of what his seventeen year old daughter can do.

TIFU because I had to poop.