Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, i remember i had about 200k of shares which was at an otc price of a few pennies per share. i decided to invest in from my fathers advice... he said "just hold on to these for while..." ok i said... two days ago i really needed to pay some bills so i remembered i had stocks totaling to about $2000 and some change "wow, made about a $100 bucks cool!" i said. sold em all, and paid the bills. was so happy!

i check this morning, and the stocks i sold to get this $2000 could have yielded close to a half million dollars... its at $1.90 and soared over the nyc stock exchange on the 17th-18th sold on the 15th of this month. a uranium company.

not only did i yell at the top of my lungs at 6am in the morning... wake half my neighbors and wife... i broke one of my monitors out of pure anger. if i tell my father or my wife, im sure im going to get castrated. today i realized ifu...... man what a feeling this is.

if anyone wants some links or more details ill be more than happy to supply... so at least the community can get some laughs... or something positive out of this... cause i'm sure as hell going to get me a bottle of johnny walker black and sit home all day and pretend it never happened....

edit: please excuse the grammar... i kind of could care less at the moment. needed to vent...or get some advice on how to forget this. i'm literally imagining how easy life could have become over night...feel like i had the winning lottery ticket, and just used it to wipe up some snot, and toss it in the toilet... (i would go on a fucking pipe massacre at least if this was the case.....)

TIFU - Sold some stocks which I held on to for years. only to know if I waited just two days, I would have had close to half a million dollars.