Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so over the weekend i was at my girlfriend's house (we're both hs seniors) and while we were waiting for her mom to fix lunch they began talking about my gf going on birth control soon (not because we have sex or anything, we're both virgins and plan on waiting if we do in fact make it that far). so they go on for a few minutes, i'm scrolling through twitter, checking my fantasy team, half listening, etc. before her mom said "now tom, don't you get any ideas." and jokingly winked at me. at that point my brain and mouth disconnected and forgetting that dirty witty humor wasn't appreciated here the following phrase came out, "oh it's fine we only do anal anyway". as you can probably guess the reaction to this wasn't great and i was asked to leave. since then gf has ignored me completely and i don't plan on being invited back. 

edit: gf and i are talking again, everything is good with us at least. as for her mom, she eventually calmed down over it and decided not to tell her dad (thank god!) and i'm just on "probation" for a while. sorry if ya'll were clamoring for a more dramatic ending haha

TIFU by not thinking before I spoke