Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu. so, recently i started speaking to this girl. let's call her hilary. she's very funny, and very smart and we get on great. she's been messaging me every day since we started talking for about 2 weeks. we have only been texting and messaging each other on fb.
today, i came home to find a message from said girl's boyfriend saying;
"hey dude, i just wanted to make sure that you know i am going out with hilary. i don't mind you messaging her or whatever, but i wanted to give you the heads up so that you don't say anything inappropriate. if you do then we will have a problem. thanks."
personally, i never talk to girls who have boyfriends, but she only told me she had one after this chump threatened me. after speaking to her about him, she told me that she would 'be up all night tonight and she will talk to me then' as i have a tendency to stay up late.
anyway, that was all fine and good until... i accidentally sent him a screenshot of his message that he sent me, with his details scratched out with the words 'what an insecure b*tch' scrawled over it. so, after shitting myself and sending that, i went on to the message to check and he has indeed seen it. to make matters worse, my location is visible to him on the messages.
he's not replied.
i have two options.
1 - give an excuse as to why i sent it to him,
"i just wanted to check that you wouldn't mind me sending this to my brother, as he wanted to see what you've said. that cool with you?"
bullshit and juvenile, not to mention the p*ssay way to deal with things.
2- tear the shit out of him for being an insecure bf. for example;
"i would say your girlfriend is a 9/10 all things considered... but now that i get the chance you destroy your life in my attempt to 'woo' her i'd rate her a 10/10 mate.
i already know she can speak in a multitude of different languages... her french accent is right turn on don't you agree, still surprised how fluent she is with a pair of balls in her mouth..."
i prefer this idea, as it's more manly and i think it would be hilarious.
what do you guys think? looking for some advice?

TIFU - Threatened by Girl's BF...accidental reply