Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i'm in a curriculum that draws preppy, cheery, clean cut girls. i'm working on a pretty laid back lab project in class, and my classmate says to the group, "this *might* be tmi, but my friend works in a hospital, and she just texted me... that a guy is there (deep breath) because he has... a *sharpie* stuck... in his *butt*..."

so my dumbass (used to you dumbasses) replies, "pshhh, he got that from the internet. there's a whole subreddit dedicated to it called buttsharpies."

right about now i'm realizing i have over shared. they're like, "movepeck, what are you talking about?"

all the attention is on me dying as i make an attempt to explain this aggregate website where one can view a range of things from cute animals to goddamn buttsharpies.  many of you have accidentally attempted explaining reddit irl. you know my pain.

i trailed off half heartedly with something like, "well, it started on 4chan." like i was blaming those retards because being a reddit neckbeard is regarded as being so much more respectable! 

goddammit

TIFU by attempting to explain buttsharpies. (NSFW)