Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well, lets start of by saying i didnt actually fuck my tablet.
so here i was, jacking of to certain stuff on my tablet than when i started getting an orgasm, i moved my ipad and put it in between my thighs (didnt realize my ipads charging port was facing my dick) and went to go grab some toilet paper, but then, before i was able to grab the toilet paper and put it in front of my dick i cummed... and you know where it went, in the ipads charging port (it was a ipad 2 and those charging ports where massive)

and now theres cum waiting to dry up in my ipad and i wont be able to remove it unless i take it to an apple store to get it disassembled, cleaned and embarrassed that theres cum inside my ipad. and i technically made it pregnant


but hey, im getting an ipad mini 2 once its born!

TIFU by fucking my tablet