Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so a few weeks or maybe a month or so ago i bought a bedside table from ikea and was assembling it at home, it's all going pretty well considering im usually complete shit at diy until i have to get the metal roller slide things that the actual drawers of the table go onto, they have cable tie things on them for whatever reason and i get my trusty knife out to cut the ties, i hold one of the rollers by the top, with my fingers poking over the top edge, and cut away from my body, apply a little too much force and the next thing i know, i have a knife straight down and stuck into my finger, from the tip inwards. i pull it out and instantly have family worrying more about the amazing amount of blood on the carpet that my finger was spewing, than my actual finger; i then spent the rest of the day trying to stop the bleeding and lost proper use of my index finger for a good week or so.

TIFU by building a bedside table