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Input: Ok, so I was trying to make a dash to McDonalds to grab some food before a show came on. I jumped in the car without even putting on my shoes and headed down the street. There is a McDonalds that has a shared parking lot with a grocery store. If you go in from the street side you have to drive around the back of the McDonalds to get to the drive thru line. But if you come from the grocery store side you can pull up directly to the spot to order AS LONG AS THERE ISN'T A LINE ALREADY. In which case you'd also have to drive around the McDonalds.

So as I came from behind the McDonalds I'm driving thru the lane and coming to the last corner right before where you place your order.  As I pull up a car shoots in from the grocery store side and cuts me off and pulls directly into the drive thru line ahead of me. I LET THIS GUY GO, I felt like he was a dick, but he beat me there, no big deal. But now I'm stopped at that corner bc he's now stopped on the other side of it. And this is where it gets weird.  Because after that car another car pulls in with a couple of women in it (I only know this bc of the result, I didn't know who was in the car at the time).  This car pulls directly up to the line as well except now it's full of cars. This car lines up directly in front of me as if they plan on cutting me off as well. At this point I don't even know what to think bc I have no idea why they thought this was gonna be ok.  So I immediately pulled closer to the car ahead of me, but because of the corner there was a gap on the right side (because the turn is to the left). The other car pulls up closer too as if we have entered into some amazingly slow ass game of chicken. And I pull up literally about 3-6 inches, she pulls up a little. I pull up, she pulls up. And now are cars are at a point that's so close that I can't believe we haven't already touched. I moved up one last time just to show that I'm not gonna back down and she inched up again as well. And honestly at this point I kinda said fuck it.  The spot on my right front fender had a mild scrape on it from a pole I had scraped a few months before this. I just put the car in gear and hit her as hard as I could in 3 inches, which honestly did NOTHING to my car but tore hers up pretty good. She jumps out of the car livid.  Screaming at me "look what you did!". And I just looked at her and said "You did that!".  Then she says "I have a witness!!!". And I tell her "lady, look where my car is, I'm IN THE LANE!  You are not. Who do you think they'll side with?" Then she said she was going to call the cops. Which I had to say "thanks, because i didn't even bring shoes, let alone my phone".

The lady got back in her car and took off. A couple of people from McDonalds came outside after she took off asking if I wanted to call the cops (and saying "That was friggin awesome!") I asked them to.  When the cop got there he took down the information but they never found her.  The cop actually said because it happened on private property fault would have been 50/50. But because she drove off she would end up being found at fault (but that never happened).

So am I the asshole for hitting her car?

hitting someones car in the drive thru on purpose