Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: in college in my apartment, so not today, but...
i was making the worlds best strawberry milkshake.  you gotta use the good, expensive vanilla ice cream, grandma's strawberry jam, fresh strawberries, malt, and vanilla extract.  

well, the vanilla ice cream was just too packed into the blender to get the whole thing mixed up.  i stopped, pulsed the blender, but i still couldn't get that big clump of ice cream to get down to the blades and get chopped up.  after trying different speeds and pulsing it for a minute, i and tried to push the ice cream down with a wooden spoon while it was on liquefy (because wood is soft, right?).  i thought i was being careful and not pushing the spoon too far down when the ice cream quickly moved out of the way and bamm!   something hit me in the face and i couldn't see anything.  i kept thinking fuck i'm blind, fuck i'm blind, fuck i'm blind. 
 
it took about 30 seconds of blinking over and over before i could finally tell that my eyes weren't injured and that the place where i was hit did not cut the skin.  after another two minutes i cared enough to look around.  the contents of the blender exploded upwards sending the cold mixture in both of my open eyes and hitting me hard in the forehead with the spoon. the milkshake was all over the ceiling being mostly concentrated around the blender, but as far as 8 feet away dripping from the ceiling.  the walls, me, and cabinets were covered/splattered and the blender was essentially empty.  after i got all the goobers out of my eyes, i was totally fine.  the only milkshake that night was the chocolate in my pants.

TIFU by temporarily blinding myself with a blender (a real blender story).