Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: technically this was last night but it shall suffice. 

i went out last night with my so and for some reason decided to get the spicey, extremely hot chicken breast called the firebird. im usually pretty good with hot food but man..this thing was on fire. emphasis on the fire part. i was literally tearing up! now, this supper was a special occasion as the next day i was getting on a plane to a conference so yay for good food right?

 fast forward to right now and i'm in the terminal sitting on the toilet with my plane boarding being called and my asshole is literally burning and spastic responding with terrible fury. my asshole on fire and i have to sit on a plane for the next four hours. help me. 

 

**edit** on the flight now. take off soon. studying terrible. my intestines are just loving this shit.

TIFU by eating the chicken breast from hell