Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: So I'm lying on my bed besides my beautiful girlfriend and I'm already cranky because instead of sexy times she's been tickling me. So I'm trying to get comfortable and ask her to scratch my back and she tickles and blows air on my back and that makes me itchy. Suddenly she yells PIOJOSSO and smacks me hard on my right eye and I'm like wtfff and she yells there was a mosquito and I'm like whyy and she's like here it is and shows me her hand and lo and behold she killed a mosquito but why my face and then she cleans her hand ON MY SHOULDER so am I the asshole for telling her to go sleep on the chair? She says she's a hero because she saved me from evil mosquito overlord.

Also now she wants me to go serve her some more dessert. Third portion.

Sorry for bad second language English and mobile formatting.

TLDR: girlfriend suddenly smacks me hard on the eye turns out there was a mosquito she thinks she's an epic hero I think my eye hurts.

not wanting my gf to smack my face