Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: like most, this didn't happen today. i was 12 and was trying to go to sleep but it proved to be rather difficult because of the rainstorm outside my house. frustrated, i tried to find something to cancel the noise, for some reason i thought it would be a good idea to use bb's ( ammo for a bb gun), so i put em in my ear and tested it out. weirdly enough it didnt work, so i begin extracting these little balls from my ear, first one comes out fine but the second one decided to stay in and any attempts to remove only pushed it further inside. i panic for a minute but because i could still hear i just dismissed it. for the next 3 months it lived safely in my ear without doing harm. i began to get the flu and an ear infection, to the hospital i went completely forgetting about the bb. the doctor checks my ears and tells my grandmother and i that there seems to be some red swelled up ball (the bb was red), he couldn't identify it and told us to go see an ear specialist about it. i could not bring myself to tell my grandmother that i was stupid enough to put a bb in my ear even though the trip to the specialist would cost us a couple hundred dollars. the night before we left i went hardcore trying to get that bb out of my ear. after an hour the red waxy plastic ball emerged from my ear. i still didnt tell her that there was nothing wrong with me. we went to the specialist which was a while away and in a big city where i got to buy cool toys and the specialist found nothing wrong with me.
i wish i was making this shit up.

tl; dr: got bb stuck in my ear while trying to sleep, doctor thought it was serious ear infection. got to go buy cool toys in the big city.

TIFU by trying to get a good nights sleep