Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory "this happened two nights ago" on the night of canada day. went to a party with some friends and some friends of friends for some drinks and good times after the fireworks.

skip further into the night, we're all heavily boozed around 3am and people are starting to either go home or find a place to sleep. i go out with a couple of my friends to wave off one of our friends getting in a taxi to go home.

after this friend left, a couple of us were standing out in the driveway where one my above-mentioned friend of friends has parked his motorcycle.

here comes the drunken idiot part. i see this bike and think "hey riding a bike would be really cool. i'll just sit on this for a minute just to say i sat on a street bike." i proceed to sit on his bike with my god awful drunken balance.

i bet you can guess what happened next. if you can't, well i basically fell over immediately with the bike still between my legs. the bike falls over onto the rock driveway and scratches the whole side in a couple different places and my ass ends up falling off the bike and down over the hill where the driveway ends. 

one of the lesser drunk guys out with me picks up the bike and we inspect it for damage which is when we realized how scratched it was.

next day comes and the real damage is seen during the daylight. dude is pretty upset with me (rightfully so) and wants me to pay to get new parts for the pieces i scratched.

the situation is still unfolding as we're trying to figure out how this is going to be paid for. either way, i learned two lessons. 

1. motorcycles are a lot heavier than the bicycles i'm used to riding.
2. don't make stupid ass mistakes while drunk otherwise i'll end up $800 poorer shortly after.

TIFU by being a drunken idiot