Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so  was a few months ago, but oh well.

at the time i had recently got a girlfriend, lets call her jess. she's 18 and i'm 20. both of us were virgins, so we started messing around pretty quickly into the relationship. 

at first we used bare skin condoms with no problems at all. my best friend, lets say andy, was stoked i lost my virginity finally that he agreed to surprise me with a box of his favorite condoms. 
"free condoms, can't go wrong there!" i though with enthusiasm. well it went wrong there

the next day, jess and i decide to try the new ones. we start doing our this, wam bam thank ya mam, sexy time complete. the day after she notices when she goes to the bathroom, it hurts. since she still lives with her parents she tells them about the bathroom issue.

so her mom brings her to the doctor, jess tells her doctor (with her mom in the room) that she had sexual intercourse the day before. turns out the lube on the condoms caused the infection. the worst part is that her parents now know i deflowered their daughter within a month of dating her.

 

edit: spelling errors

TIFU by giving my girlfriend a tract infection, and her parents find out we have sex