Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i am in a resturant and really have to take a dump. i walk into the one stall and the toilet is midly dirty. i figured i would position my hands on the clean parts of the toilet seat to leverage my ass over the toilet hole.

everything was going fine but felt odd at the end. i stand up to wipe and there it is... a perfect pile of shit on the toilet seat. i panic as the stench of shit starts filling the bathroom. at that moment i see the paper toilet seat covers i wish i used earlier. i grab a wad of the paper toilet seat covers and try and push the shit into the toilet. in my mind it would have fallen in like a domino. in reality it just smeared shit everywhere.

my mind alerted me to the fact i have too many paper toilet seat covers with shit in my hand to flush. the panic increased as i start picturing the stench making it out the door where nice people are eating breakfast. 

i took stock of the situation. there was no way the bathroom is going to be clean when i leave and a flooded toilet is worse then a non-flooded toilet. i drop everything. wash my hands. eat quickly. pay. run like hell.

 

sorry.

TIFU by hovering