Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: since becoming single, i have partaken in choking the chicken most glorious mornings. i have alse learnt the value of the "almost there", the "hold it just before the end", and the "finally, let it rip". i enjoyed this method in glee this morning of winter, and kep myself at bay for a full half hour longer than usual.

finally finding a wondrous moving picture to empty my swollen sacs unto, i shimmied and harumphed, and released the dragon's milk from my pulsating appendage. mine aim was so falsely predicted, and the missile ejected with such force, that it graced my head and face with biological prowess.

TIFU by aiming in the wrong direction