Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: fuck your obligation, but to be honest this was january 2014. i just hate that "obligatory blah blah blah shit." 

alright here we gone. now i'm no wordsmith, but if you thug it out through the story then you'll get a laugh... or something.

i was on my way back from an awesome new year's eve bassnectar show (seriously great fucking time) and i get a call from my soon to be roommate. 


me: "what's up homo?"

rm: "man you're not going to believe this shit!" 

me (still kinda trippin): "believe what man?" 

rm: "someone burned our house down!" 

i didn't believe him he told me to google it and that it was on the news. he was right. we were just about to buy the carpet and put it in this house we were fixing up on the grounds that if we fixed it we would have free rent for a year. luckily all our stuff was still in storage so we only lost a couple grand and our pride of self accomplishment/ now we were homeless. so i drop off my friends and gf and decide to go see the house. 

this house was not in a nice neighborhood, but us being us we didn't care we've never really lived anywhere nice and always have had big intimidating looking dogs (they're really lovers just don't swing on myself or the roommate) and guns. we're obviously americans and flex our freedom to bear arms as much as possible... anyways i go down to the neighborhood to see what was left of our house and there's a guy stopped in the middle of the one way street. another guy is leaned into the passenger window talking to him. so i hit him with the quick beep to show that i'm trying to go around. the guy leaning into the car gives me this kinda "fuck you look" and goes back to talking. i figure fuck it i'm in no rush and wait. 

they finish talking and the driver pulls down the street. he then stops again in the middle of the street. now i'm thinking this fucking guy is just doing this to piss me off. nope! what ended up happening i will never forget in my life. the passenger window of that guys car rolls down and out comes a pistol of some sort. the owner of said pistol opens fire on three guys standing on the corner and fires 7 rounds (i counted the blasts in my head later). he then turns and fires two in my direction! i was already ducked behind the dash of my car. both landing in the windshield of my car and flew out the back windshield. they then drive off at top speed. i sit up and see the bullet holes and look over at the three guys that were originally shot at and they were all ok too. i pulled my car down the road got out looked at my burned down house and realized it was probably for the best. if you're wondering why i didn't pull my gun out, it's bc i keep it at home for home defense, i do not carry it that's not why i got it. 

there was never anything on the news about the drive by and i kept my mouth shut too. idc what you got to say there was no way i was getting myself anymore involved in that shit. and my insurance wouldn't replace the windows bc i only had liability. fuckers.

TIFU by politely beeping at the wrong one