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Input: This is pretty fresh as it's basically like nuclear fall out in this ski cabin were staying at and I'm just trying to hide out. Whether or not I'm the asshole will definitely affect how I approach the weekend. There are 12 of us sharing this huge airbnb house close to a major ski resort. Some of us got here Thursday, everyone else Friday. Thursday me and this girl "Angela" were two of the first to arrive. I've had a FWB thing with her for almost 2 years now. We've had sex a few times but more often it's just heavy making out. We had a massive make out session on Thursday while we still had a private room. 


Friday, everyone else arrived and Angela basically kicked me out of the master bedroom because she and two other girls were going to share it. No problem. So last night everyone got really drunk and I needed to pee and the other bathroom was occupied. I knocked on Angela's door and when she heard it was me she gave me this very seductive but probably joking "commmme in...." and said I could use the bathroom. 


She was sitting on the bed with this other named "Jenny" and it appeared to be just talking, but Jenny was in a robe. They both said hello and asked me to make sure the bedroom door was closed, so they absolutely knew I was in the room. I went to pee, but was in there for probably 15/20 minutes texting and looking at Instagram. 


I came out and they were in full on make out mode. Jenny's robe was open, Angela had her sweater and her bra pulled up over her chest and she was just in her underwear. I mean full on girl in girl make out session. Angela was on "top" and kind of looked over at me and smiled and I was like "holy shit! jackpot...they must have been waiting on me!"  


So I got down to my underwear, pulled them down in the front and went over and started kissing and rubbing all over Angela. The both freaked the fuck out. Like I mean FREAKED out so bad that the rest of the party came to check on them as if someone had broken in the window. They kicked me out of the room without my pants, so to the rest of the party goers I looked even worse as I'm standing there in my raggety boxer briefs while Jenny was openly crying in behind the door. 


Jenny said she felt so unsafe with me in the house she went home. Angela is beyond pissed and called me an asshole among other things. The other 9 people are my close friends and there's sort of a spectrum of "well everyone was drunk and nothing really happened" to "I can never trust you again and want you to leave." 


It's 6:10AM as a I write this and I need to make a decision whether I should just leave for the benefit of the group or if I should try to make the best of it. 


AITA?


thinking two straight girls making out and about to have sex was an automatic invitation to a threesome