Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this story starts out like every good tifu, it was about ten years ago (i was 15ish....) so any guy that grows up with a brother knows that pranks are life...sometimes they are nasty...sometimes homoerotic...sometimes both. basically we had a phase where we would do nasty horrible things to each othetvwhile sleeping, trying not to wake each other up. best thing to was something horrible and you take a picture and they never know it happened...
until days later and you showed evidence.
   so my brother had gotten particularly henious and used a catturd (yes you read it right) and more or less used it as lip gloss on my poor innocent sleeping self and had recently produced the proof to me. i had to get him back, thought for day...finally got the idea i would straddle him, cup my boys and squat while spreading my cheeks so he would infact kiss my asshole (again you read that right...and everyone knows that in the name of a laugh, nothing is gay).
  opportunity finally arrives and im in position and almost fully squating down, took a while because as i said the objective is to not wake him.  when to my horror i hear the doorknob kinda flutter (you know the sound). this noise caused me to fumble the ball, brother woke up in that confused daze. and as he wakes and realizes and grabs me(kinda hip/ass area) who is there? who see's my brother tossing my salad? jenny from da block (not her real name obviously) who had been blowing me consistently for months....she freaks out, squeels and leaves asap, brother throws me off while in assed out balls hanging.  never could convince her we weren't caught in the midst of a taboo love fest, which even if i could make her believe it was a joke she probably would have thrown in the towel


edit: sorry about wall and formatting, on a phone...as a side note why is submitting stuff mobile as hard as being butt raped?

TIFU by putting my asshole directly on my brother's face....maybe NSFW