Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this didn't happen today, but rather a few months ago. 
and english isn't my first language, so this might end up pretty messy and badly written so bear with me.

i was just cleaning my room out when i stumbled upon this white tube which i later found out that contained anal lube. and like the curious dumbass i am, i decided to open it and squirt a dollop sized amount on my hand to smell it.. it smelled like cherries! i freaking love cherries. so i proceeded to taste the unknown substance to check out if it tasted as good as it smelled, i'm one of those people who taste everything to verify what the hell it is by the way. but here's the real fuck up, i licked my palm clean and then it hit me. this was as a matter of fact, not delicious candy.. it was anal lube. numbing anal fucking lube. so there i sat with half my mouth entirely numbed trying to figure out how to "reverse" the effect in some way or another. i looked like an complete jackass, i was drooling like cray for at least an hour before the effect subsided. and this is the story of how i stopped tasting random crap laying around in the house, next time it might be cyanide infused glue.

(NSFW) TIFU by tasting lube.