Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was a few weeks ago, but fuck the police.
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i was just sitting at home, relaxing near the fireplace, with a laptop on my lap. 
everything's fine, until the smoke alarm went off.

i was confused, because there was absolutely no sign of any smoke. that is, until i turned the dining room light on.

then i saw smoke, just casually floating around above the dinner table.

naturally, i freaked the fuck out and dialed 911. then i got the fuck out of there. 


so then i was sitting on a plastic chair, on the patio, at 10:00 at night, freezing my ass off, and watching the smoke in my poor house becoming more and more opaque.


after some time, the firemen came and i was led to an ambulance to defrost my numb-ass feet. i must've been in there for hours, yet it felt like mere minutes of me looking out the front window at my house, wondering what will become of it.



now, here's where it gets real bad...

after a small amount of time of me being in the ambulance, another ambulance showed up and parked in my driveway. this confused me, because i didn't live with anybody or have any pets, but later i was talked to by some of the firemen that went in.


turn out the flame was in the closet behind the fireplace ([diagram here](http://i.imgur.com/wumytwy.jpg)) because apparantly, there was some sort of weak spot in the thin brick wall that seperated the two and the fire *burnt through it.*

the fire must've got to the ceiling and weakened it, because the grandfather clock on the next floor **fell through the ceiling and hit a fireman** ***right in the head.***


so then i was sitting there, paralized, wondering if  i would have to pay for his medical bill. did that count as assault? could i end up in court, or worse, prison!?


i know this fuck-up wasn't *really* my fault, but... damn.

i fucked up **hard**.

TIFU by not having a safe fireplace.