Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this story happened to me but about 20 years ago. 

so i was a very smart kid probably about 3 or 4 when this happened. this is what went down. for months my young self was thinking of a way to take over the house. my dad went to the library and my mom had just gone outside to get the cloths from the clothesline, and like the mutherfucking genius i was i locked the door that my mom went out. then somehow i turned on the sink and put the plug in. before my mom knew it the house was a new home for uncle nemo. i ran to my room and pushed my chair towards the door and barracked myself in their like it was my final stand off. then before i knew it my mom got our neighbor to bust down the door, but my plan worked, the water knocked him to his feet and he was halfway to china in 20 seconds. my mom pushed through the water and got to my door. she tried opening the door but i held out. i knew she was gonna break it down, but i didn't know what was gonna happen next. the fucking us army surrounded the house. they called me and i told them i was chilling out, maxing relaxing all cool and all but they wouldn't listen. they gave my mom the door hacker 9000, and she put it into the small part into the door and with a twist of her wrist the door was open. while she was trying to break down my final barakkade i surrounded myself with a bunch of generic puppy dogs and barney stuffed animals. i loaded them into my machine gun arm and kept on throwing them at her while she approved while i was singing my la resistance song. she came at me and she had won. he saluted her victory by giving me a thorough ass wopping. this is my major fuck up. the details might be a little off but this was true.

 

edit: because people can't take a joke, here is the real story. 

my mom went outside to get the cloths off of the cloth line when she locked herself out by accident. i poured over a cooler of water we had in the kitchen. it fell over and i sat their playing in it. my neighbor got a crowbar and opened the door.  my mom picked me up, put my in her room, and to she cleaned up the water.

their you go, the non funny version.

edit2: apparently i fell for a troll.

TIFU Trying to takeover my parents house