Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: boss wanted me to get rid of some poison ivy. coworker told me that if i hadn't had a poison ivy rash ever in my life, i probably wouldn't be allergic to it.

i used rubber gloves to pull and bag the poison ivy. long story short, i somehow  still got the oil from the ivy on my skin.  

on my dick skin.
ouch.

no idea how. i have the rash on my arms where the gloves didnt cover.

maybe i somehow transferred the oil to my johnson while taking a leak.

TIFU as a groundskeeper.