Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: let me preface this by saying that i have had a deathly fear of spiders for practically all of my life. 

so today i was in my bathroom taking a much needed piss, when suddenly, next to the toilet, i see a huge ass motherfucking spider. naturally, i got tense and was ready to run as soon as i was done peeing.

the bitch started moving.

as soon as that motherfucking bitch ass punk spider started to move, i screamed like a little girl, turned around and tried to haul ass (effectively spraying the whole bathroom in my piss) and ran straight into the door, crushing my nuts.

fuck.

TIFU by trying to run away from a spider in the bathroom