Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened a few years back in the house i shared with my (now ex) wife. 
at the time?  a local music magazine was giving out a free condom with each edition as a safe sex thing. anyway,  i happened to have my copy beside my bed one morning when my wife had left for work. for whatever reason i thought it'd be a novelty to put it on and jerk off. so i did! without a second thought i disposed of the condom in the kitchen bin. that's where i fucked up. later that night i hear my wife screaming "what the fuck is this" and starts accusing me of cheating. apparently a 'posh wank' is not a very believable story. we're not married anymore.

TIFU by having a posh wank.