Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway account because you know.

 

so i live in a small town; we do a small charity bike race once a year. there are ~100 people in the race, to show how small it is. the top 20 people in the race are in it to win, so we're wearing all the typical cycling clothes and shit, complete with the super [fucking tight pants.](http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-50333102007840/classic-padded-bike-shorts-made-in-usa-by-aero-tech-60.gif)

i'm chilling in third place behind this girl with an amazing ass - long story short, i start daydreaming about her ass and get a hard-on while still cycling. with a mile to go, i slip out from behind her and finish second. when we finish the race, we instantly ride to the podium (if you place first through fourth). i don't want to get off the bike until the boner is gone, so i delay a little bit and eventually feel like it's gone so i get off and step on the podium. 

what i don't realize is that my penis had shrunk to the state where it's in between a boner and its usual dormant state, so i look like i'm having a boner with an insanely small dick. long story short, people/media are taking pictures, and it eventually makes its way to the front page of the fucking newspaper in our town.

i haven't been outside my house since, i have to go to work tomorrow and have to face my fucking coworkers, my boss doesn't have a sense of humor either, so i might be fired for getting a hard-on.

TIFU by getting horny during a cycling race (slightly NSFW)