Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu about an hour ago. a few of my friends have a running facebook conversation where we share funny videos and links from reddit. it turns out that a particular tifu tickled my brother’s fancy, and he decided to forward it to us with me unaware…

and it all really started off innocently enough. i had to go to home depot to copy a key and was wandering the aisles looking for said machine. as i’m wandering past the mass amounts of porcelain thrones, i hear this music in the distance. it’s kind of faint and sounds like a techno beat, but it’s not really audible. i’m really straining to listen when i hear the words, “butt sex! butt sex!” repeated over and over again. at this point i’m looking around wondering where the hell this is coming from—i mean who in their right mind would play this is public? but as i’m searching for the source and perfecting the shameful look of disappointment that this person most certainly deserves, i realize that i’m alone. 

next to the toilets.

“doing the nasty!”

it’s my phone! i jam my hand in my pocket, and like clockwork, manage to get both snagged in a knot. so here i am, a monkey trying to force a banana through a tiny hole while proudly proclaiming my love of all things butt related, when i look up and see a couple enter my aisle. and this was no normal couple. this was true love, two people searching for the proper hue of baby blue to accent their child’s nursery, and here i am rocking out to the raucous beats of acts they would never even consider. so i do the respectable thing and run for my life. 

i’m still trying to get my phone out of my pocket when i round the corner and nearly tackle a woman with my free arm. i manage to hit her full on while spinning to her right, blurting out a quick sorry as i picked myself off the floor. i also happen to glimpse the rather confused and disgusted looked on her face, perhaps due to the fact i just exited the toilet aisle with my hands down my pants, as “butt sex, doing the nasty” is still blaring at full volume. i round another corner and finally retrieve my phone from my pocket. i unlock it. i’m thinking that my fateful journey is finally over. 

but no media is playing. no music, no video, no nothing. my phone is even on freaking silent! i have no idea how my phone is playing this music, but it will not turn down from the maximum level of butt love. at this point i consider smashing my phone into the ground, but realize that there is no way that such an act would stop a tune so set on completing. moments before i decide to just leave my phone on a ledge to sing the song of its people the music stops. i quickly find the correct aisle, make a copy of the key, and get the fuck out of the store as quickly as possible. 

when i got home i finally saw the conversation that my friends had had. i clicked the link and my personal anthem instantly started playing.

i hate my brother, but i hate my phone even more.

 

[link](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2uynqs/tifu_by_not_plugging_in_my_headphones/) to the tifu that caused this.

and of course the [song](https://soundcloud.com/supremacy/do-the-nasty).

TIFU Running from Buttsex