Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened a few years ago when i was like 8 years old. we lived in an apartment and we have two chair/sofas. they were put together at an angle to the wall leaving a triangle shaped gap, two sides of the triangle were the sofa backs and the third side was the actual wall. my friends would come over often and my parents would give us all hotdogs. me being the fat ass kid that i was, only ate the hotdog part and saved the bread. i didn't want to eat it but my parents would have been pissed if i wasted the bun, being typical frugal asians. so when they weren't looking i threw the bun into the triangle shaped hole and nobody noticed. now this happened every few days for a week or two. soon we started to notice two roaches on the floor near the opening of the triangle. my parents pulling the couch chairs apart and lo and behold, roaches everywhere. there were probably over 100 roaches that dispersed in every direction when the light hit them. i was kicked out of the house my while parents tried to cleanup.

TIFU by not eating my hotdog buns.