Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: to set the stage, i work in a fine-ish dining steak house. we had a new manager start on a friday. i introduced myself, shook his hand and went about my night. 
i was the closing server. a couple sat pretty late at the bar and had a leisurely dinner. they were the only patrons left, had paid, and hung out for two hours after we close. the bartender, and i were in the back bullshitting while waiting for them to finish up. music is off, it's quiet, and when i poke my head out there are two empty wine glasses on the bar. i go lock the front door and start talking mega shit about the couple as i walk back. something to the tune of 'fuck those losers, i hope when they get home, she gives him a blowie and pukes all over his cock!' the bartender laughs, and from the restroom vestibule on the other side of the restaurant, we hear the man say 'uh guys? we're still here.' i turn ghost white. i walk over to try to gloss over what i had said, and he is visibly pissed. i unlock the door, they leave, and we finish up and walk out. they are in their car in the parking lot, so i go over, and knock on the window to talk to them. i tell them how embarrassed i am and how i consider myself a professional and how that was the opposite. i apologise and tell them to come back, ask for me, and i'll buy them a bottle of wine. 
saturday i get to work a little early to explain this shit show to the boss i had met 24 hours ago. i'm positive i'm fired. we talk it out and his view was basically, 'you're an asshole, buy them the wine, and pray to god they don't call and complain to corporate.' they don't. 
they come back to the restaurant on my off night a couple weeks later. i get a call from the boss. he says 'well your best friends are here, and guess what they want? opus one!' he laughs hard and long. i gulp hard, and rattle off my credit card number. they chose the most expensive bottle we offer, coming in at $350. they left happy i kept my job. everyone wins.

TIFU by Talking Trash