Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this incident happened today morning. there might be repercussions but nothing that i've noticed yet. 

before moving forward i'd like to state that i'm in the ist timezone to avoid any confusions with the timeline. 

so moving forward to the story, i went for a shower and the normal business with the phone. everything was pretty much by the book. what could have gone wrong? 
until i stumbled upon a heavily upvoted post of a dog that suffered from a tick problem and how it got adopted after getting rid of it. aww such a sweet story right :) ? 

except i cringed. i cringed really hard when i saw the first picture and that's when the first event in the following chain if events happened. 
i was sitting on the seat. 
my hands were dry and my phone slipped and dropped right into the gap between my legs and the edge of the seat. you see phones are rather getting smart or the ai is evolving and it calculated a course of trajectory right into that hole. feels like it did it on purpose.
anyway, that was not the end of it, it was rather the beginning. now here i am butt naked contemplating my next move because i don't have the luxury of time as my cell phone is not waterproof. 
i scour the bathroom for any sort of protection that i could wear before inserting my hand in the whatever remains of my yesternight dinner. 
unfortunately i come up with nothing and waste close to 15 seconds and finally decide to go with the flow and just continue the rescue operation with my bare hand in the seat hoping to steer through any fecal matter. 

now since it's not a league under 20000 i get to it within a second only to find it stuck to the u-bend. well i needed some strength to pull it out and i did it obviously. 
since my focus is to pull out the phone without i forget where my hand is and proceed to decorate my hand with something i've been avoiding my whole life but i needed to embrace my fear this one time and letting the pursuit go for the expense of my most loyal little companion, i say it's  it worth it!

so i took out the phone and the rear side was smeared with shit. i panic and immediately let go off of my phone and bamn it's on the ground. i don't have any protection on it. nor screen guard, neither any protective case, so the first thought that ran through my mind was, 'well all this effort and i still fucked it up'. thankfully to the technology of today it can withstand a 5 feet drop like a champ. 

so here i am with my hand and phone both covered in shit. i was debating whether i should wash my hand or phone first. here was the conundrum. 
i wanted to get rid of the mess on my hands pronto and if i do so i will have it on my hands again while washing it off of my phone. but my phone was in immediate need of attention also. as if the abuse it goes through by me is not enough now my bodily reject was taking over it as well. 
i gave this one to my lil buddy and went on to clean it with caution. just the surface because i didn't wanted to get anything in the headphone jack (apple 1,android 0(if not having a headphone jack is a parameter for judging when you drop your phone in a toilet fill with chemical induced water)or the charger port. 

so i did it. 
and then pretended like it never happened and proceeded to spend my day normally. 



oh and also i noticed shit in the headphone jack and the charging port. at this point i was amazed that my phone was still working so i didn't bate an eye on the smelly and shitty remainder of what i did today. i cleaned it up with a needle and it works. 
maybe better than new? well we'll see after a few days.

TIFU by taking my cellphone to the bathroom and browsing reddit.