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Input: Text: so technically this happened last night, but it was after midnight so it's still today right? anyway. background: i live in a house split down the middle into two apartments, and my bedroom is on the second floor, with windows facing the street, and an awning over the porch. my bed is right under one of the windows, which also has my window air conditioner. our street is on-street parking only, so mine and my roommate's cars are usually parked right out front, below our windows.

background number two: i am a lazy mother fucker. 

it has gotten cold this week on the east coast, and yesterday was also especially windy. lying in bed, i decided i had had enough, and decided that the air conditioner that had been with me in that window all winter thus far needed to come out. should be simple enough, right? remove side screen (those little accordions that fill in the rest of the window), open window, grab air conditioner from the back and haul on in. 

i was thinking ahead. i laid down towels on my bed in case it leaked, and i looped the cord around my bed in case it slipped. 

so here we go. kneel on bed, remove screen, grab air conditioner from the back, lift window--window only moves an inch. ok fine, i don't need that much space, just gotta bring it in--oh, there's some plastic on the bottom that's stuck now. i'll just move it back out--nope, wait, now it's crushing my air-conditioner-holding-hand against the window frame. great. 

air conditioner won't come in any further. i realize several things at this point. 

one, it is heavier than i remember. two, i'm kneeling on the bed at the same height as the window, which is wide open. three, i'm not tied to anything. 

so i have three options at this point. one, reach up to the window to try and open it further, but possibly lose my now precarious balance and go out the window on top of a big metal box. two, let go of the air conditioner and hope the cord holds and i don't have to call my insurance tomorrow and ask if air conditioners falling from the sky and smashing my car are covered under my policy. (i'm guessing no.)

three, hulk-smash the thing through the window and hope i don't break too many things. 

i look at my parrot. he looks back, as if to say, "if you go out the window i am not calling for help." 

so i went with option three. heaved backwards as hard as i could, snapping the plastic piece off the bottom of the air conditioner, scraping the window against my hand, and taking some paint off the windowsill. 

today, my hand is sore and my pinky is a funny color, but at least i didn't add a new sun roof to my car. 

tl; dr: tried to get an air conditioner out of my window, ended up sacrificing my hand to save myself and my car instead.

TIFU by deciding midnight was the best time to take out my window air conditioner.