Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: unlike most tifu mine literally happened about 5 hours ago and i'm writing this hungover as shit so bear with. 

just to give you a bit of a background i live in a shared house with 1 girl and 2 guys. me and this girl are around the same age and we get on pretty well (our house isn't very sociable so she pretty much the only person i see). 

well my story starts when my housemate, we'll call her s, comes in from a work night out. it's like two in the morning and she comes in knocking on my door. she's a bit drunk and just being a usual girl. after chatting a bit we both went downstairs and went through a bottle of red wine...fuck..where did that go? 

we talked for hours about personal things and even agreed to do something together on sunday. it's a bit of a deal 'cause as you may have guessed, i like this girl. 

coming up to 5am and we're both fucked. my other housemate came in from work so we hit the bong...that was the mistake. 
after running upstairs and attempting to reach the toilet (i ran like fucking usain bolt) i then proceeded to be sick. not just in the toilet but everywhere. 

it was on the wall. it was on the ceiling. i even managed to ruin a 9 pack of toilet rolls in the process. 

my red wine infused vomit, packed full of undigested veg from my previous meal, coated the pristine white bathroom like something out of a saw film. bearing in mind s and i share a bathroom she wasn't happy. 
on your hands and knees at 5am wasted in the bathroom looking like i'd just taken my tampon for a walk is not a good look.

now i don't know what to do. i've just woken and not seen her yet and i've probably ruined any chance with her. who want's to be seen with the guy who looks like he's just gone down on an menstruating bear. 

 

edit : red wine

TIFU By projectile vomiting all over the Bathroom.