Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened two months ago. 

being the antisocial geek i am, i was cooking with my mother. we were making meatball soup, and my task was to chop celery. i made the mistake of holding the vegetable above the cutting board.

when i sliced into the celery, i also sliced right into my left pointer finger. it didn't hurt that much; it was more shocking than anything. that said, it was bleeding profusely, so my mother told me to put pressure on the wound with a paper towel.

no matter what we did, it would. not. stop. bleeding. my mother drove me to the emergency room, where i was given a temporary dressing. my vital signs were also taken.

it's worth noting that this was my second time in the er. when i was a baby, i got very sick, and was there before being admitted. but that's a story for another day.

i was soon seen and taken into the smaller room. after being sat down on the bed, i was told that i needed stitches. the stitches themselves didn't hurt, since i was given a numbing injection.

for the next few days, i had to wear a glove on my left hand so that i didn't wash it. i also had to bathe, not shower, and make sure to keep my hands out of the water. i couldn't risk getting my stitches wet, which could reopen the wound. it wasn't a fun few days, although thankfully i could still type.

eleven days later, i had to get the stitches taken out. *that* hurt like a bitch.

TIFU by chopping celery and ending up in the hospital.