Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: alright this fu happened a few years ago in college, but my friends still bust my balls about it almost weekly.  i was living in a little college town in upstate ny with my best friend, lets call him ted.  ted and i lived in the ghetto dorm hall and because we liked extra room, we turned the twin beds we had into bunk beds.  ted had top bunk, i slept on the bottom.  it was late december and it was around 3 am when ted had come back from the bathroom or something and stumbled across the messy floor.  i was barely awake when he laid down in bed with me.  i sat up, confused by this action.  i tried shaking him at first, demanding that he wake up and go sleep in his bed. i shook him over and over again getting louder and louder but he was out cold and not moving.  i decided if he was going to sleep in my bed, i would sleep in his.  i pulled my leopard skin blanket out from under ted then started my short journey up the ladder to his bed.  i reached the apex of the ladder and put a hand down on the mattress to find what appeared to be a foot. "it must be ted in his bed, but if ted is in his bed then who is in mine?"  i thought to myself.  i try to piece this new information together in my head of how ted could be in two places at once.  i turn on my desk lamp to discover that ted is not in my bed.  in fact the man in my bed is a rather large, completely naked, black man.  i wake ted with a shake and tell him that there is a black dude in my bed.  ted looks at my bed and asks me why there's a black dude in my bed.  we manage to awaken the black dude with some water on his face.  he, half consciously, gets up, puts his pajama pants on, calls me a "fucking whore"  and walks out of the room, leaving us both stunned.  this happened 5 years ago and to this day all of my friends joke and ask me for the "true" story of how a big, naked, black dude ended up in bed with me and why he called me a whore.  so remember kids, always lock your door before you go to bed or you might wake up being some dudes little spoon.

TIFU by not locking my door