Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a few minutes ago i made a perfectly glorious coffee, sat in my usual sunny chair like a boss and thought about how awesome the day was going to be, bringing a warm smile to my face. 

as i reclined in my chair, i decided it would be completely acceptable to balance my perfectly glorious coffee in my groin, because that's what leet ninjas do. everything was going swell until i reached into my pocket to grab my phone and ever-so-graciously tipped the coffee over. 

i squeeled like a 14 year old girl and just sort of shook my thighs, which of course only ensured the roasting hot liquid gold was well and truly coating every millimeter of my man bits.

i'm now sitting here typing this out while nursing my balls with an ice pack.

TIFU by thinking I had leet ninja skills