Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this is the most terrifying and mind changing fuck up that has happened to me and i never want it to happen again.

i had a synthetic drug that i had smoked a couple of times that created a huge mind fuck.
you can't blink, you then can't breath properly and then your muscles start to relax to the point of you straining to move them.

now i had smoked this only a couple of times and it's not a bad trip but the first couple of times when you don't expect it just fuck you up.

now i had just met up with a friend who we will call john, john always told me drugs never affected him. he'd swallow painkillers by the handful and tried a couple of other synthetics i had bought before with no effect.

my last trip with this stuff had me fucked over but when i came back it was a great time. so i was keen to show john, i knew this stuff was intense and i only needed a little so he just had the leftover smoke from my hit, but i wasn't thinking properly and thought her be ok.

6:41 - we just had a smoke and walked out of the house. i walked over and put something in the bin and when i returned john was talking about how everything was 'slow motion'

6:43 - john stopped in the middle of our shitty gravel patio and then, just, fell flat on his face. only he didn't he fell onto his chin first.

6:45 - me and my other friend jane saw what happened and i just froze up, jane jumped straight into action and tried to help john who wasn't responding to anything we were saying. i flipped him into the recovery position and we just kept trying to get john to respond, but he wouldn't.

6:47 - by some miracle i started to tell john to just blink, his eyes were wide open the whole time and not responding. so i used my fingers and forced him too

6:49 - jane is just amazing and i am forever in awe of her as well as debt because i put her through the whole ordeal. but she helped me through it, and i picked up john to move his arm around and he snapped out of it, picking himself up.

6:51 - john came to and clarity had come to his mind, his chin is pretty scunned but ok, he had two smashed molars and a headache. 

worst 10 minutes of my fucking life.

i almost killed my friend today.

TIFU by sharing (drugs are bad mmkay)