Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: okay so allow me to explain a few things before we get started so i can give you the full picture (as one guy got) of my post. everyday i walk to walk for a good forty minutes and lately the weather in jolly old england has been skyrocketing, this has led to a unusual amount of sweat building up around my forehead everyday on my walk, most times i don’t even bring a drink of water because i’m an idiot.
i’m also an idiot because on the sunday just past i went into my local shopping center to pick up some new underwear, mainly because at this point all the underwear i have either had homer simpsons face on it of reindeer and snowflakes, christmas underoos from eight months ago that i’ve been wearing for so long that it’s almost the season to be wearing them again. of course i’m a moron, an absolute moron because due to my lack of will to shop i just threw my underwear of choice into the trolley without looking at the size.
i bought two sizes larger than needed, that comes into play for the story.
so i headed out to work this morning, painfully aware of my large boxers and sweating so much i could barely see through my eyes. when i get into my place of work my shirt is soaked all the way through with one thick line across it bathed in the aforementioned sweat where my bag strap had been across my chest, but i had prepared for this moment dear reader, not wanting to sit in the soaked attire all day i packed my work shirt separate, so it would be nice and clean and more importantly…dry.
i took my new shirt and went to the bathroom to change, now i should mention at this point the next nuisance to my summer day, for some reason unknown to me my neck was killing right down to my back. i don’t know if its due to the way i slept or picking up heavy loads but my back was killing me and when i got into work i had the start of a massive headache on my hands…or head as it were.
now reason with me if you will, after walking for forty minutes in the boiling heat, sweating so much that my eyes are watering and my shirt is soaked through whilst also dealing with terrible neck pain and what feels like a massive headache coming on, i was bound to make a mistake wasn’t i, surely i was, all of the above against me how could i not.
i get into the stall and take my sweaty top off, hanging it on the provided hook behind the door and then i realize that due to the rancid sweat pouring through my skin and the constant motion of my walking through the city, my underwear, large underwear had gotten itself knotted up and twisted so much that it was giving my groin pain.
here’s the interesting part, my god it’s the interesting part, i pull my trousers down and my underwear along with it as i attempt to undo the damage of my stride, correcting and flattening it. then i hear it, the most terrifying noise you could ever hear when you’re in such a compromising position, the click of the door and the twist of its handle.
in my rush, in my aching and sweating state i had forgotten to do the most important thing of all, the door behind me was unlocked. god help me. i had forgotten. to lock. the door.
a fucking new guy rushes the door open and this is what he sees, a naked sweaty man bent over with his ass high up in the air, an ass i might say that was perfectly pointed towards the door, what he had you could say was a front row seat to the butt show and for a good three seconds there was awkward silence, i didn’t move, he didn’t move, our fates intertwined in that moment and then he very calmly shut the door.
i promptly lock the door and burst into a quiet laughter, i’m giggling right now, the dude had only been working here for a couple of months and my ass (which i could compare to the hairiness of a gorilla) was going to be the low point of his day, hell maybe his week and i found that hysterical.
worst part is i can’t even remember who it is, i hadn’t seen him enough to recognize him around the place, i guess i’ll be watching out for the guy crying in the corner when i turn my back to him.
anyway that’s my day, how was yours?

TIFU by sweating and not locking the door