Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened about an hour ago, and i'm still fairly drunk as i write this, so i apologise for any inconsistencies...

it was the end of a fairly rough week at university, so i decided to have some drinks with my flatmates and a girl from my course. the night started off fairly tame with a few casual drinking games and music. come 2am, my flatmates decided to go to bed, leaving me alone with the girl from my course. i thought this was a good time to pull out the "let's cuddle up on the sofa and abuse the fuck out of my netflix subscription". after watching a few horror films in the living room, we decided to go to my bedroom and watch a comedy film as we fell asleep. this is where the fuck up happened. just as we had chosen a film to watch, she suggested that we should order some food in as we had both devoured a 70cl bottle of vodka each without having anything to eat at all, and she thought that eating something would somewhat suppress the inevitable hangover that would follow in the morning. i, however, disagreed. as she stood up to grab her phone to order some food for us, i grabbed her by the waist and pulled both of us back onto my bed, in what i thought would be a playful show of my affection towards her. this was not the case, as i ended up throwing her face first into the headboard of my bed, snapping her front teeth in half.

she rolled off my bed and spent the next 10 minutes groaning in absolute agony, at which point i got dressed and ready to carry her to a&e. when we eventually got there, the woman behind the counter at reception informed us that they had no dentists on call and gave us the number of an emergency dentist. realising that the aforementioned dentist was not available until 10am (3 hours in the future), we made our way back to our university accommodation. the entire walk back, i apologised profusely and offered to pay whatever it would cost to get her teeth fixed. 

when we got back to our block of flats, she decided that it would be best for her to go back to her own room and said that she would pick up the things she left at mine at some point in the week. in one perfectly executed move, i managed to disfigure the girl i like, ruin my bank balance and make lectures for the remainder of the semester awkward as fuck.

TIFU by suplexing the girl I like and sending her to A&E