Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened last night when i was pretty hammered. i wanted to paint my face like a zombie because i want to dabble in sfx makeup. all my face paints are buried in a box in my shed so like a retard i use this cheap fabric paint. first mistake. i paint a decent enough face considering how tanked i was and thought it could use a lil blood. second mistake. again all my sfx stuff's buried in a box with my halloween stuff so i went with food dye. i figured the clothing paint created a barrier over my skin so i'd be ok. nope. i wash it all off and discover the dye still stained my skin. i try regular soap three times then dish soap and when that didn't  work, i got the brilliant idea to use baking soda and apple cider vinegar (because i didn't have regular vinegar). my alcohol sodden brain reckoned the fizzing action would lift the dye out of my already irritated skin and ignored the fact that helloooo- this ain't pepsi!. i might as well have poured rubbing alcohol on my face and lit it on fire. shit burned!! so now as i type this, my face and especially my  lips feel dry and sunburned from all that stupidity and my goddamn face is still tinted red in places. sigh. at least i'm not hungover.

TIFU by not using proper paint