Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened four days ago. for anyone who has been to thailand you know that bartering is mandatory unless you want to be ripped off. not including restaurants, grocery stores, and any "real store" (aka not a market on the side of the road), and of course the 7/11's. there were four of us traveling about eight k.m (a trip we had taken about six times and had been able to barter at least a couple hundred baht off each time. so we go to the tuk tuk stand and ask how much the guy says "six-hundred baht" (about twenty-four canadian dollars) so of course i say "one hundred baht each, we got a deal"? the driver looks at me like i've just called his mother an old goat, but none the less tells us to get in. usually driving in thailand is pretty wild but our driver took it to a new level. before we had all even situated ourselves in the back the driver slams on the gas; almost causing me to fly right out the back. then immediately slams on the brakes, i don't mean a light press on the peddle, i mean he pushed it to the floor causing all of us to fly into the partition between the cab and driver seats. he then drives at a normal pace for a few minuets so we thought he had quenched his blood thirst; boy, we were wrong. he proceeds to run a red light which i'm surprised didn't kill us right there. once through the light he again slams on the brakes and pulls of a drift that would make vin diesel himself proud; sending us all to the side of the tuk tuk almost flipping it in the process. a few more minuets until we should reach our destination when he again slams on the breaks and tells us to get out. not the usual "thank you and have a goodnight" but a scream of mixed thai and english that seemed to mean something along the lines of "get the fuck out right now you stupid fucking tourists" while wildly waving a wooden baseball bat around us.  

 

edit- spelling/grammar/punctuation. just spent six weeks partying in thailand, i'm surprised i could even type this in my current state of hangover.

TIFU by trying to barter with a tuk tuk (taxi) driver in Thailand