Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've been lurking for a while now and created a throw-away because, well, if anyone finds out this was me then i guess i'm... not sure what to do.

i've read through some of these f*ck ups, and thought, "wow, these guys are morons." nothing would have prepared me for last night, though. and if you think you'll never f*ck up as bad, then count your lucky stars until then. i'm currently in a hotel and unsure what to do at this point, as i'm pretty sure my life is permanently ruined, but here's the story. please offer advice because i couldn't sleep last night and i can't sleep tonight after this.

i've been coming over a really bad cold, the kind you get that blocks your sense of smell and taste completely. this becomes important later. also, i love to use *a lot* of soap. this also becomes important later.

so, i was out of soap yesterday evening and figured what the hell - i'll use my dish washing soap. now, i've done this before and have had no issues what so ever. it's like poor man's soap. so, i'm lathering this on; my bathroom now has a really dim light as the main light blew out. i'm putting on so much, and i'm thinking to myself, thank god i can't smell this stuff, because it probably smells really bad. so i continue lathering this stuff on *everywhere*, completely, and fully. then i get to my head (i always do face/hair shampoo last). and what do you know, the shampoo is empty. ok, i thought, no worries, i'll use the dish soap in my hair. now by this point my skin is starting to sting. i'm thinking to myself, well that didn't happen before when i tried this, but i ignored it. so, i continue and get my face in this stuff and get the hair dish soaped up. 

now i have this really big headache. well shit, this cold sucks, i think. what i didn't realize is that the headache wasn't from the cold, but from the soap i was using. so i went to bed stinging all over - balls and all. fuck, i thought, i have to buy soap in the morning, this stinging sucks. well, i was really tired and slept through it all. i woke up this morning and the burning sensation is now magnified. then i remembered the kind of dish soap i bought. added bleach. my heart's racing. i pray as i sprint to the fucking bathroom. and through the dim light my heart stopped as i stared at my now, white face. my parents are from africa. fuck. 

i'm a professional. i couldn't go to work today. i'm screwed.

TIFU by changing my race.