Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this tifu happened well over a decade when i was a young little boy (6 at the time) and lived in an apartment in a rough neighborhood that had a driveway that was diagonal.  this driveway sat at a roughly 50-60 degree angle; it was quite steep and was at least 25-30 feet in length.  from the top of the driveway, a road is visible to both sides of the entrance of the driveway with no obstruction.  

with virtually no parental supervision and a ton of time on our hands, my neighbors and i would often play in front of the apartments as kids do.  one particular time though, a little girl decided to drive around in her fake car, those plastic ones that are usually red and yellow in color.  she propelled herself towards the driveway entrance, which was a boundary we were not supposed to cross.  knowing this information, i watched as she headed towards the driveway.  i glimpse a vehicle approaching from the left side of the road that was visible and i get it in my mind that the car would strike her if she kept going down the driveway.  

mind you, i was 6 and somehow processed this and decided to chase after her and grabbed onto the back of the plastic car while she began the descent down the driveway.  gravity is a bitch and decided to use my kneecaps as friction to help the car stop because i was dragged nearly halfway down the hill before the car stopped descending.  the rest was a bunch of me screaming my lungs out as my kneecaps were both cleanly scraped off by the cement.  the scars have faded a lot since this incident, but if paid particular attention to, they're still on my knees!

TIFU by trying to be a hero and scraping off both of my kneecaps