Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this just happened 10 minutes ago. throwaway account because it's probably one of the worst things i've ever said.

my boyfriend of nearly 4 years and i were having some sexy times. i gave him a blowjob, and he finished rather quickly. afterwards he looks at me smiling and says, "how did you do that so quickly?" i smirked at him proudly and say, "it's rather simple..." i pause to laugh, and then the next words out of my mouth are: "it's so simple *a child could do it*."

he looks at me wide-eyed and starts laughing awkwardly. "*wow*," he says. he then proceeds to make me feel bad, and says its the worst thing he's ever heard someone say... i think i agree with him.

edit: my boyfriend was laughing and making fun of me, i should have elaborated more. he thought it was hilarious.

TIFU by bragging to my boyfriend about my blowjob skills (NSFW)