Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened last friday, but i'm just now remembering to post this. friday morning i wake up to go to work. i make my usual cup of coffee in my favorite mug, grab my laptop bag and head to my car. i open the door to my car, toss my bag in there and then proceed to drop my coffee mug on the ground. i pick up the glass piece, throw them in the garbage and run back inside to get another cup of coffee for my morning commute. my smart self left my car door open, and my laptop is in the car, anyone can just go up to my car, take the bag and walk away. i was even thinking about that specific situation possibly happening. 

a minute later i'm walking out to my car again, and there i see a guy wearing a hoodie and carrying what seemed to be my laptop bag, and just passing by my car. i instantly freak out, run up to the guy, and say "you grab that from my car?" dude looks at me like i'm an idiot and says "do you have a similar looking bag in there?"  i say to him again "did you grab that from my car?", but he just keeps walking away. i then run to my car check to see if it's there, and lo and behold my laptop bag was there. i instantly feel like an asshole, run to the guy again and start apologizing profusely. dude was having none of it and told me to have good day in an aggressive manner.

i felt like shit for the rest of the day, and now every morning i check outside my window hoping i dont run into him again. if i do see him, i will apologize again, but i've never seen the guy since then.

TIFU by accusing a random guy of stealing.