Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i'm at my friends house (who lives right off the intracoastal like the water is his backyard) and were in his pool tossing a ball around. my friend throws it too hard and the wind carries it into the intracoastal. my 2 friends decide it is a lost cause but i think why not ill just get it and i climb down the ladder of the dock into the water. the bottom rungs of the ladder are covered in sharp barnacles and little did i know, there was a really sharp one in the water just below the ladder and it was hard to see. i manage to get in and start swimming in the nasty water. i swim about 20 feet and get the ball and toss it towards the ladder so i can swim more easily. as i am swimming back the current/wind pushes the ball right into some barnacles and, just my luck, it pops. as i swim back to the ladder, there is a foam platform about 5 sq feet and i climb onto it to make it easier to get onto the ladder because the bottom 2 rungs are just about useless. i have one leg on the foam platform and with my shitty coordination and balance i manage to tip the platform over and i fall back in the water. my natural instinct for some reason was to kick out me feet in the water to swim back up for air and as i do this, i kick right into a group of barnacles below the ladder but i feel nothing and am unaware of what has happened. on my second try i manage to get on the foam platform and climb up the ladder to the dock which is when one of my friends says "shit dude ur foot is bleeding". i look down and my foot is bleeding everywhere so we quickly grab a water hose and wash all the blood away. we managed to stop the bleeding and i take a look at the cut and think "shit i might need stitches on this one". i ended up using some neosporin to disinfect and then using anti-bacteria bandaids. i waited till the next day and decided that it was under control and i did not need stitches because the wound had already started to close itself. 

 

proof/pictures (warning mildly gorry) 
http://imgur.com/a/olp3u

TIFU by almost having to go to the hospital by swimming in the intracoastal waterway.