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Input: So my ex is comfortable with himself. He farted while we were in the shower together and almost knocked my naked-ass unconscious. Like y'all, it was bad. I thought his colon was rotting from the inside. And that was about only a week and a half after we started talking. It didn't take long for him to start pooing in front of me. There's only been once when he locked the door, and that's because he said his booty-hole was going to explode. Sexy, I know. 

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As much as I'm okay with him dropping brown clumps of doodoo into the porcelain throne with the door open, I didn't want him to see me dropping anything into the chunder box.  I don't usually care what people do, but I could never get used to pooping in front of someone. He would ask what I'm doing in the bathroom with the door closed, and I always answer by saying something like "BITCH! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT! LET ME BLAST ASS IN PEACE!". It happened quite often, and he would tell me to open the door and tell me that it's okay to let him see me be vulnerable. What he said would have been so cute if he weren't talking about my bowel movement. 

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I never wanted him to feel like I wasn't comfortable with him, cause I was. I just didn't want to shit in front of him. Maybe, eventually, I would have, but we never got to that point. Anyways, at what point do you let your partner see you poo?

locking the door when I take a dump