Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i carry an [insulated cup with a straw](http://www.coolgearinc.com/chillers-tumblers/products/chiller-1209-blue.jpg) and drink water a lot. i wash them daily, have several i switch between, and try my best to keep them clean and fresh. during summer, you can't help but get a few flies in the house here in south texas. you might already know where this is going. 

went to hang out with a friend, watch some movies, no big deal. had my trusty cup and was steadily sipping until drama scenes happened and we were all glued to the tv... then decided to take a sip because, well, thirsty. bad idea. a fly had decided it, too, was thirsty and had climbed into my straw. i didn't look closely at the straw, had *no idea* a fly even managed its way in there. but it made itself known as soon as it was in my mouth. cue the spitting, gagging, and general disgust fest, followed by a rush home and a thorough cleaning once my body assured me that every last ounce of that water was gone.

i now reek of alcohol, crest, and peroxide. everclear makes a hell of a mouthwash.

edit:

TIFU by drinking water.