Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened last night through this morning. 

my fiance and i are currently visiting our old hometown and have been staying with his dad and stepmom, who have a big ol' lab/husky mix. i'm personally much more of a cat person myself, but i've begrudgingly slightly warmed up to the idea of someday (eventually) getting a dog, since my fiance loves doggies. with that in mind, last night we had a family dinner. as we were all hanging out in the living room, i was sitting on the floor and petting the dog, who was stretched out next to me. i'm thinking, "okay, here i am, being friendly to a dog, even though i don't like dogs very much. way to go, me!" and i'll admit, he's pretty cute. not as cute as cats, and especially not my cats, but not bad. i lean over to give him a hug. 

can you guess where this is going?

he reciprocated the hug by giving my face a hug. with his teeth. it could've been a helluva lot worse, but i ended up with nine stitches next to my eye, a giant black eye, and a couple other scrapes, including under my chin -- he must've really gotten his jaws around my head.

wanna know the best part? the reason my fiance and i are back in our hometown is because we're getting married. the wedding is next week. so, yaaaay, next saturday, i get to be the stitched-up frankenbride on my fucking wedding day. i've already messaged my makeup artist and told her she's really going to be earning her paycheck on this one. 

sorry, soon-to-be-hubby: you ain't gonna be getting a dog for a long, long time.

[proof.](http://imgur.com/hsjygdo)

edit to add: we've been living with this dog for the past three weeks. it's not like we showed up one night and i hug-tackled him out of the blue.

TIFU by giving a dog a hug