Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: yes, it's one of those stories.

i got up to the usual new year's eve business with friends. i got home around 4 am and slept until about 9. despite all the drinking and little sleep i felt really refreshed and wasn't hungover. pretty energetic in fact.

i decided it would be nice to take a walk. i popped out of bed and checked the weather - it was snowing pretty heavily. my phone also said it would snow all day, but i figured i could handle it. i put on long underwear, thick socks, jeans, heavy boots, and two sweatshirts before my long coat. i put my ipod onto shuffle and hit the streets.

it was damn cold but i liked it. i struck off in no particular direction and just listening to music. after around a mile and a half i decided to head home and have some breakfast/lunch.

about a minute after turning around i felt a fart coming on. i imagined it making a little steam cloud because of the cold and laughed, which triggered its release. uh oh, that bitch was wet. i figure "gross" but since there's no follow up i don't worry.

a few minutes later pressure's building. i start hustling a little. i get a couple blocks and suddenly feel like there's a sledgehammer trying to escape me. it was so fast that i seriously looked around for a spot i could take an emergency shit without being seen. i decided to walk in an alley in case.

i got most of the way home when another rumble alerted me that i was coming to a final stretch. there's a gas station near my place, mostly on the way, but i didn't know if it had a bathroom. at that point i was actually weighing the risk of taking a 15 second detour to find out - what if i checked and they didn't have a bathroom? could i afford that?

i decided i couldn't, and just went straight home. two blocks away, i felt i couldn't handle it anymore, ducked into another alley, and prayed this feeling was just a fart. i released ever so slightly.

a fart! good god i was so pleased, but i knew i'd only bought myself a few minutes. i went right back to my trek and made it to my street. i was doing a weird penguin speed walk. i passed a neighbor who was walking his dog and exchanged the least comfortable "happy new years" of my life. just after passing him, i started running - i was only 8 houses from my places. 

i got to my door, keys already in hand. my arms and hands were shaking as i unlocked the door, as if a serial killer was about to get me. i decided i didn't have time to retrieve the keys and just ran inside. i accidentally stepped on my cat's tail as i sprinted to the bathroom while taking off my big coat. :/

i ran in and nononono! it happened while i was standing on the bathroom rug two feet from my toilet.

fully dressed, i was shitting in my pants in the bathroom. i just stepped into the tub and began undressing. it took about five minutes for me to be confident that the first wave was done before i thought i could rinse and walk to the toilet for more.

TIFU by taking a walk on New Year's Day