Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: 27 is way too old to be makin a rookie mistake like this.  also i'm on tylenol 3's while writing this, so please forgive me if i make a spelling and or grammar mistake(i heard the internet is good for not doing that anyways.)

cans were $4 at the bar last night.  i mean that is never really how a pleasant story ever starts.  "cans were $4 and then we all went to the orphanage to read to the kids."  it's always more like "cans were $4 and now mike and doug don't speak to each other".  "cans were $4 and now i'm not allowed back to the water park."  so after a night of drinking and discussing who would win in a fight andre the giant or anderson silva with my friend dylan, we decided it was probably best to just go home.  and then we had a couple more.  anyways i digress, i got home and was jonesin for this delicious bacon, jalapeno with butter sauce spaghetti thing i make.  

after i put the bacon in the oven i went to my room to watch a little fresh prince of bel-air while it cooked.  well as any long time fan of the show knows, that shit's engrossing.  i realize 13 minutes had gone by so i make a dash to the kitchen to rescue my bacon and i may have been too eager because a heaping amount of bacon grease that was hotter than will smith's first basketball season at bel-air prep(seriously is there anything better than that show?) lands on my hand.  it was my non-dominate hand thankfully so i can still...write cursive.

so i immediately run it under cold water which doesn't feel like it's making a difference so i decide to finish making my meal and eat it out of some sort of misplaced rage towards the bacon.  hospital was fun, everyone was nice. i may end up having a scar that would warrant me auditioning to be a spider-man villain.       

http://i.imgur.com/bj0h497.png

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