Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was ten years ago. my girlfriend at the time and i were dry humping in my car on a friday night. i was so excited and got so into it and i came. fucking huge load, my first outside of masturbating. i didn't tell her and it was dark so it worked in my favor 

it was time to drive her home and i still hid the creamy oyster in my pants. we pull up to her house and normally i walked her to the door and said hi to her parents. i couldn't and her dad was having a beer on the porch. she asked me repeatedly to get out of the car and say hi to her parents. eventually i had to make up an excuse and pretend i was upset. she then stormed out of my car and i went home covered in knuckle children. 

all night she was calling me and writing me on myspace asking what my deal was. i eventually sat her down a few days later over some romantic taco bell and confessed. she laughed, i laughed, didn't get laid until half a year later

TIFU by making Oyster in my pants