Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this incident didn't happen today, but a few years ago. i was at a beach in south carolina with my parents and my little sister, and while my parents had a few drinks at a beach bar, my sister and i decided to explore down the beach about a half mile.

we got into a salt marsh, it was super muddy and covered in oyster beds. and this mud was absolutely disgusting, it was oily and it stank, and it was at least a foot deep. eventually i decided i wanted to get out of this nasty ass mud, but there was a problem. the crocs i was wearing kept slipping off my feet in the mud. 

after a few minutes of getting frustrated and slipping and sliding in the mud i tried to jam my foot back in my croc, but in my haste and anger my foot slipped right off the side of the croc into an oyster bed. i felt a sharp pain in my foot and suddenly blood was gushing out of my foot. shit.

i waded as fast as i could through the mud back to the sandy beach and went to go get help (abandoning my little sister and my crocs in the process) because  i could tell it was bad. but instead of going to the lifeguard seated 100 feet away from me, my anxiety ridden teenage ass decides not to bother the nice lifeguard and go get my parents instead. 

so i ran the half mile back to my parents, squirting blood every other step, and as soon as i got there i started yelling for them. they run over, eyes filled with concern, and ask "where's your sister?!". but when they realized i was injured they started to clean my leg off, because it had become encased in a layer of the mud i had slogged through, with a stream of blood pouring through onto the ground. a kindly bystander volunteered to go get the closest lifeguard. the one i ran right past a half mile ago. 

tense minutes passed with the puddle of blood below me growing but eventually the lifeguard runs up, inspects my leg, and sprays some mud off with a hose. suddenly blood spouted out of my leg like a fountain, pulsing a good foot into the air. i had no idea blood could actually do that, and as i stared incredulously, the lifeguard said very casually, "yep thats a severed artery." i passed out and woke up in urgent care all bandaged up.

apparently i had severed one of the digital arteries in my left foot, and the mud that coated my leg might've actually saved me, because it covered the wound and stopped much of the bleeding. i out of urgent care very quickly, and it didn't even leave a cool scar. (my sister was fine by the way)

TIFU by wearing crocs