Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: let's rewind to last night. i was feeling a bit hungry. i decided the best thing would be to go up to my place of work (i work at a pizza delivery place with salads) and order a salad. right? salad's are healthy and cheap so why not? 

well, i walk right up and my best bro is all like, "yo, what you want?" so i order a salad. he's all like "ayye boy this one's on the house!" oh hell yeah free food. well i go sit down at one of the three tables and eat my salad. 

almost done. and guess who walks in. the fucking owners of all the locations in my area. so they're all like "we were watching the camera's, can we see your ticket?" queue stutteringfool.exe "aduh-duuh, umm i haven't paid yet." so now im sitting here like fuck. then they proceed to go behind the counter and fucking light up my homie. 

i'm just sitting there shitting all over myself when it happens.... "you"re fucking fired." my other friend there was training to be a manager. nope not anymore. and the manager from that night got demoted to a pizza maker. so me wanting to order a salad got 2 people demoted and my best bro fired. and they still made me pay for the salad...

TIFU by ordering a salad.