Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hi guys, a mandatory this didn't happen today, it was a few months ago.

a bit of background; i was in a customer service  job where you get restricted breaks and therefore have a limited ammount of time to go to the loo. i also get raging erections some of the time which are very awkward when you have a full bladder. 

i needed a poo. as i was meant to be working and couldn't hold until my next break i was in a hurry to get in and out because it was busy and i didn't want to put too much pressure on the other staff. 

que the erection. they can come on randomly sometimes and don't always go away quickly. as i mentioned, my anus was trying to hold back a rather large log of shit, and this was distrcting enough i completely forgot about the erection and the problems this can cause.

my penis was angled upwards as i relieved myself, not down into the bowl as it normally is, and in my rush to empty my guts i also emptied my bladder and shot a small but high powered stream of piss into the air. fortunately very little landed on me or my clothes and i didn't need to spend much time cleaning myself up.

unfortunately, i was in a cubicle with a gap at the top of the door. my penis somehow managed to propel part of the stream over the door, and as my bad luck would have it, i heard a cry of shock and "wtf" as it hit someone. i heard the door of the cubicle next to me shut, as they probably grabbed a load of tissue or something, and i somehow managed to get out before the saw me (i think, i didn't take the time to look back or wash my hands). the next day a message was sent around about keeping the loos and surrounding space clean, but i don't think anyone else other than the person i hit actually saw the incident itself.

Tifu by going for a poo <NSFW>.