Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this tifu happened a few weeks ago. it was a sunday night, i was having a nice fap before i went to bed and, as i orgasmed, one of the strongest head aches i'd ever had came on. at the time i was thinking something like "what the fuck? maybe i was just doing it in a slightly weird position" and then took some pills to take it down... which didn't realy work very well. next morning, i come to stroke my junk again, same thing happens (still suprised i managed to philosophy). i continued for a few days until i had had enough and went and made a doctor's apointment.this is where the true fuck up begins . i was told by the doctor just to leave it alone for a week or so (a long time when you have hormones rushing around like mine). an hour after the appointment, i got a phone call from the doctor to go to the hospital immediately (this is because i had been hit by a car in mid december and landed on my, thankfully helmeted, head while i was coming home for lunch on my mountain bike). first i went to the amu as instructed but the buggers sent me to a&e, where we were stuck for 6 hours until they decided just to keep me overnight to observe. they took me to an observation room (in what seemed to be either a geriatric ward or a lung ward). i turned the lights out at about 2 am and was rudely awakend by some bugger trying to take my blood presure at 5:30 in the morning. they told me later that i could be out by 9-10 am, but i didn't get out until about 6 pm or so. during that time they gave me a lumbar puncture... which they buggered up (gg nhs bristol) and effectively told me (by that time i was past caring) that there was nothing sinister going on and that my brain wasn't bleeding. the only good thing that came out that day was that my uncle told me a certain major west country cider brand use to give scrumpy drinkers diarrhoea and that the orgasmic head aches were light enough to get away with if i used some pain killers. as of now i've stopped geting them.

TIFU by fapping [NSFW]