Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this didn't happen today, it was freshman year of high school, but it's a monstrous fuck up nonetheless.

for clarification, no, i'm not this much of an asshole anymore, but i was at one point. don't hold it against me.

i was online, on omegle specifically, talking to random strangers, inadvertently seeing a lot of genitals when i came across someone who did something pretty funny. they asked me how old i was and i told them, but before i sent the message, they said, "i mean how many times have you had sex with your dad?" then i said my age, ha ha ha, ect. for some reason, i thought this was the funniest joke in the world, so whenever i connected with someone new, i started doing it. 

fast forward to the next day.

there was this girl in my class who's name i can't remember, but she always wanted to talk to me. problem was, i thought she was the most annoying girl on the face of the earth and i tried so hard to blow her off, show my disinterest and basically just get her to stop talking to me. it never worked. 

and it's not like she was mean. she was just annoying. like a yappy little dog. 

anyways, i was standing out in front of the school waiting for my ride to show up and this girl skips up to me and taps me on the shoulder. when i see who it is, my heart skips a beat, not because i was excited to see her, but because in a split second it dawned on me that i was going to have to talk to this girl until my ride showed up, and that was on the bottom of my list of things i wanted to do. 

she started talking about something or other, completely oblivious to the fact that i was not paying attention to her, when the thought crossed my mind to try out my new found joke. so i opened my mouth and said, "wait, how old are you again?" now, younger me was not at all aware that this joke i had learned doesn't really work when you do it face to face, but i kept going with it because i thought it would be hilarious. 

before she said anything, i added, "i mean how many times have you had sex with your dad?" i started laughing a toothy, douche-baggy laugh, until a moment later when i looked at her and saw she wasn't laughing at all. 

she was crying. 

that's when i gasped and remembered about a week ago this girl, during one of her ramblings that i wasn't paying much attention to, told me she had been molested by her father. it was one of the first things she ever told me about herself, which i hope communicates the kind of chatty person she was, the kind of person that even if you were both hiding from demons she wouldn't be able to keep her mouth shut.

after she burst into tears, she turned and walked away. i never saw her again, not even in the class we both had together the next day. i honestly hope she's okay and i still wish i could apologize to her. needless to say, i'm done using that stupid joke.

TIFU by trying out a joke I found online in real life.