Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am an clumsy man. today, i watched some videos on youtube about krav maga, and was like "hey! i have (limited) experience in taekwondo!" so i went to my punching bag, and took a few swings at it. then, remembering real life situations are different, i pretended someone punched me in the face. the adrenaline from my fist hitting the bag was much higher than the stuff that caused my reaction. soreness built, dignity disintegrated, and, feeling like a total dumbass, me and my hurt wrist trudged back inside. i waited for an hour (ice on and off, on and off) and then got onto reddit. "hey /u/chocolate_poet, dinner!" said the being i came from. my sister and her friend, who has two younguns, were over. walking out to the table, i sat down with my shame injury. roast and potatoes are a very good dinner. impaled toddler feet aren't. i watched the tod so i wouldn't run into her, tripped over the soap bucket, dropped the knife, pissed myself (let me check), and ultimately limited the rest of my night to reading reddit. perfect.

TIFU by spraining my wrist and almost stabbing a toddler