Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so on reddit i saw a while back that taking a shit with your feet propped up on something makes it easier to poop. also read about weird shit people do like pooping completely naked or with the lights off. 

so as you can imagine, i figured why not try all three at once? surely this *trifecta* will change the way i poop forever in a good way? right? 


**wrong**

and it was only wrong because i decided to do it at a friends place. now his parents weren't home at the time and we were playing video games as usual when all of a sudden i got a rumble in my tummy. told him i was going to use the bathroom real quick so i run upstairs and go inside. that's when i remember all these neat things redditors do so i decided, fuck it, why not try it all right now? 


so i "lock" the door. see i thought i locked it but apparently it didn't turn all the way. feeling safe and secure, i get completely naked and turn off the lights. i didn't have anything to prop my feet on so here i am, butt ass naked, perched on the toliet seat like some poop gargoyle and i can hear the front door close. great, his parents are home. no worries tho, door is locked yeah? 

**wrong again**


so here i am naked, vulnerable, perched on the toliet seat in darkness when i hear footsteps walking up the stairs. i figure his parents are just gonna go to their room but no, his mom all of a sudden has to use the bathroom. since i had the lights off, she assumed no one is in there and since i thought i "locked" the door, i figured i was safe. 


but i wasn't. i can hear the fucking door knob turn and i realize i am completely fucked. she opens the door, turns on the light and sees me in all my naked, ass gargoyle glory. she lets out an audible wtf and walks out. 


she never said anything to my friend since hes never brought it up but i can never look her in the face again. 


 





edit: everyone keeps saying i fucked up by not locking the door in the first place. i thought i locked it but i apparently didn't

TIFU by taking some advice I saw on Reddit.