Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, i went to pizza express. i bought the etna, and by force of habbit i added garlic and chilli oil to it. bad idea. my mouth was burning and spicy oil was smothering my hands. i was frequently wiping my hands in a conveniently placed napkin beside me.
suddenly, i needed the toilet and got up to go and poop. when i returned i sat back down and resumed my meal.
later, my nose began, as i was consuming copious amounts of spicy food, running and i yet again noticed a conveniently placed napkin beside me. i picked it up and immediately wiped my noise with the slightly orange stain covered napkin. another bad idea. another bad idea that i immediately regretted. my nose was burning like our lord and saviour, satan. so... yeah.

TIFU by eating a hot pizza at Pizza Express.