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Input: Text: so as an american studying in new zealand, i've had some pretty epic fuckups. in nz, everyone is perfectly familiar with us culture and how americans tend to speak, but no one from the us knows shit about nz. this makes it very, very easy for kiwis to troll us.

my child development lecturer, for some reason, despises americans. i don't know why. but from day 1, several minutes of every lecture have been devoted to why murca is the worst country in the world, and no americans should be allowed into kiwiland. i accepted this with mild bemusement and went about my day, making a mental note not to speak with this professor and let her hear my accent.

then comes the first exam. we're being tested on prenatal (before birth) development. it's my first exam at my new school, so i am very prepared. enter professor. "okay, class. everyone needs to take out a pen or pencil for the written section. make sure you have a rubber [american slang for condom] for the practical section, which will focus on conception and germinal stage [first 2 weeks of pregnancy] development. you'll be partnering up for that bit." she surveys the room, as if looking for those of us rapidly losing our shit in horror.

i happen to turn around, and see rows of microscopes set up in the back of the room. they'd never been there before.

now, if i hadn't been frantically cramming for this exam, i probably would have figured out what she meant. but i wasn't thinking straight. instead, sweat began to pour from every skin cell i had. i prepared to nope nope nope all the way back to america. visions of dyi embryos danced in my head. i turned to the person standing next to me and asked in horror, "we're supposed to bring condoms to our exams?"

she looked at me in blank confusion, grinned, then tossed me an eraser.

oh. that kind of rubber. fucking american-hating professor.

(for the curious, the microscopes were for an exam happening later in the same room)

TIFU by being entirely too American for my own good