Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened last night so i guess it's more like lnifu.  anyway, i was watching tv, being generally lazy after putting the kids to bed and decided that during the next commercial break i'd go get my nightly snack.  so the commercial comes on and i decide to try and pull a risky business slide across the kitchen floor because hey, that's always fun, right?  so i go into my slide like a pro, arm outstretched to grasp the cabinet knob as it comes into range and successfully open the cabinet door in one fluid movement.  i remember opening the cabinet with my left hand, reaching in with my right hand to grab the delicious fiber brownie goodness, and then i remember a feeling of euphoria and being very comfortable, like i'm laying on clouds.  so i open my eyes and i'm staring at the ceiling, having somehow ended up on the kitchen floor.  i realize at that point my nose and big toe are throbbing painfully and i kind of start to panic.  

what i imagine happened was, upon completion of my risky slide, i stubbed my toe on the underside of the dishwasher, bent forward in exclamation directly into the cabinet door i'm opening with gusto and knocked the bridge of my nose in a violent manner and collapse upon impact.  that's the only logical conclusion i could come up with, so i stagger up, gather my snack, and shamefully wander back to the couch after realizing i was kod by the kitchen cabinet.  the commercials are still playing so i was only out for a few seconds at most.

TIFU by trying to get a snack before the commercial break ended