Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, my roomate was redditing while sitting on the toilet giving labour to a big one, and accidentlly dropped his phone into it.

now, the guy is pretty awesome roomate but he was clueless about what to do in order to make sure his phone won't die, so me being a good roomate stepped in to help him.

he assured me that no piece of his unhumanly stinking bricks have touched the phone because he dropped it after flushing and indeed it didn't seem that way, so i opened up his phone to make sure i seperate the boards and dry them up quickly so i can do anti-corrosion treatment.

cue to opening it up and removing the battery i am hit with the full extent of power that his anus was capable of producing, all while still holding the phone. my hand was smeared in shit. someone elses shit. i paniced and tossed the phone, the battery hit me square in the face and the phone itself smeared shit on my jacket too.

TIFU by being a nice roomate