Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this tifu happened about five hours ago. 

a bit of back story. i am a (british) ecologist working in china and i regulary go out on field work in the sub-tropical forests around guangdong (south china). now, mosquitos love to bite me. normally i can avoid it by using these plug in thingies or i use a spray if i am out and about. first fuck up, i forgot both of these things so not only am i being biten outdoors in the forests but i am also being biten in doors. in short this field work is hell. 

now, i am absolutly covered in these red massive nasty bites that are swelling up, making my arms look deformed. when i get back to the insitute i work at, the first thing i do is take a long shower. i don't know if this is just me, but the cold water beating down on these nasty red bites feel like pure bliss. i mean, this feels better than sex in my current state. so i take this long shower and i am making these groaning noises because it feels that good.

fast forward to a meeting i am having with some students and supervisors (all chinese). people are quietly chatting and some snickering breaks out. whatever, i need to quickly look over some notes before i talk. the snickering gets louder and my supervisor asks (in english) whats so funny. they tell her (she is actually pretty chill) and she looks at me red faced and kind of agast. i asked what's up and someone blurts out "everyone heard you have sex with your girl friend in your room and it didn't sound like she was enjoying it". at this my face actually goes a nice shade of red. i proceed to tell them about the bites, show them my arm and when i am done everyone bursts out laughing.

so yea, by foreign mystique is well and truly broken!

TIFU by making sex sounds in the shower for all to hear.