Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: I tend to fart and make loud shits when I use the bathroom. It’s pretty gross actually. You can hear me poop and go “ahhhh” sometimes. 

AITA? I’ve heard people mumble “gross” when I do this. 


This isn’t a shit post. I’m being completely serious. I just want to rip it all out

not conserving/hide my poop and fart sounds at the university bathroom