Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a little introduction to me: i'm a 17 year-old who is single atm(not desperate or anything and i really don't care if i'm in a relationship because i want to blow up when i hit the uni next year) and i happen to have a really tight schedule for masturbating that goes like this: every other night except fridays or saturdays when i go out. 

and now the actual fuck-up: whenever i masturbate and finish, i clean my dick and hands of cum into the sink...and since a few days ago...it clogged. and now every time you let the water run for a few moments it starts flooding and cum-hair starts appearing in the water like mushrooms after rain. and no, i don't live alone...my dad started looking at me strange in the couple days...i think i fucked up bad.

TIFU by beating my meat