Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory "this didn't happen today" opening. this happened when i was maybe 10 years old. back then, my front yard had two huge trees, one of which had split in a nice "y" low enough that us kids could climb. eventually my step father at the time decided to put ladders up to the split and a rope to swing from. you would climb up the tree, grab the rope, step your foot onto the loop and swing away. this made our summer days great. well one day, i was riding around the driveway on my bike. i was excited because my cousins were coming over. as i'm riding around, i think it's a good idea to ride in the grass between the house and the trees. i do this a few times, and nobody is watching to yell at me to stop so i just have at it. now back to this rope. it has a loop but if i'm going to be honest here it looks a lot like a noose. so as i'm riding in the grass, i'm headed straight for that noose. i think nothing of it. the chances of my head going through that loop are just too slim. but it does. i duck my head in such a way that it goes right around my neck as i'm riding my bike. well of course, i'm fucked. the bike goes flying from my hands and i'm nearly horizontal by this point. on the way back on the swing, my body just drags across the grass like a rag doll. it gets better. my aunt with my cousins in the back seat had just pulled up into our drive way and saw the whole thing. not only that but my mother just glanced outside to catch me mid air and choking. they were all horrified but i assured them i was okay. since then both trees have been chopped down(sadly).

TIFU by almost killing myself (accidentally)