Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened just a few moments ago, and i'm still just.. completely disappointed in myself. long story short, i've been having a serious issue with recurring, piercing headaches that prevent me from being able to sleep.



 to stop it, ive been keeping an icepack on my head and a cup of water next to me in case i need something to drink.. so! while i was laying down in my bed, i had my absolute relic of an ipod touch laying down next to me, in all its cold, metal-backed glory. i was watching youtube and catching up on some old machinima videos when i decided i would go to sleep.



 i tried to lay my head down but was immediately met with that cold metal surface of my ipod. like a total idiot, i picked it up in the dark and tossed it over my bed's rail and heard a splash a second later. i looked over the shoulder of my bed and found my ipod face down within the water. i immediately snatched it put the cup and tried to turn it on to see if it worked. big mistake.



 the screen looked totally fine at first, but then i started hearing a hissing sound coming from it -- which i imagine is not unlike the manifesto a galaxy tab 7 chants moments before an hero'ing in someone's hands. with schrödinger's bomb in my hand, i bolted downstairs like a bat out of hell and found the last bit of rice we had, praying that my ipod could still be salvaged. given its coming up on its 7th birthday and has practically half of its screen gone thanks to my earlier misadventures last winter, i'm far from optimistic :(

TIFU by keeping a full cup of water next to my bed