Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, my girlfriend of about 4 months dumped me last night. today, i decided to browse backpage and work the sad emotions out of my system. i find a gorgeous 18 year old blonde and text her. she says she can come over around 9 pm, and we agree on price and services.

now, don't judge me, but my young daughter has school tomorrow. the plan was to put her to bed, have the escort come over, and leave an hour later with my daughter being none the wiser.

around a quarter to nine, i text her back to confirm. she says that she is still getting ready but almost on her way. i give her my address, and her last text is "sure thing baby! you're doing the vip right."

and i thought, "i sure am doing the vip right i.e. correctly." an hour later, i am exhausted and wondering where the fuck this girl is (one reason i picked her was that she was <2 miles from my house). i text her to cancel saying that i have to get up early tomorrow. and she says that she asked if i wanted the vip and when she didn't get a reply assumed i had fallen asleep.

there was no fucking question mark in her text...

TIFU by being such a grammar Nazi that I couldn't even fuck an escort...