Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: to keep it short i was going to get laid today. me and my girlfriend never have the chance because our roommate is always home and the most drunken awkward 40 year old ever. i fucked up because i got emotional and cried because i want us to get married but she doesn't want to in no less than 5 years because of reasons that do not need to be mentioned. i'm now laying in bed next to her remaining as silent as possible to keep myself from being emotional and depressed wishing i was dead rather than put her through this. i fucked up and now not getting laid for another two weeks. i hate my life.

TIFU by being my emotional depressed self