Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened yesterday.

i thought i'd make cheese stuffed peppers because, well, they're awesome. i had some jalapenos leftover from a spaghetti sauce i made, so i thought why not use them instead? so i cut them, stuff them, put them in the oven, and made damn sure i washed my hands because i've had painful experiences in similar situations before.

now here comes the first fuck up. as you probably figured from the title, i subconsciously and very briefly picked my nose without thinking. as soon as my finger left my facial cave of wonders with its gooey magic lamp, i understood what i had done. i couldn't feel it just yet, but i knew it was coming. it soon felt like someone had lit up a candle and shoved it up my nostril. i ran to the bathroom and started blowing my nose tremendously to no avail. i ended up getting a glass of milk, soaking tissues into it, and shoving them up my nose for the next 20 minutes. i've had more graceful moments in my life, but it helped with the pain. once it was all gone, i washed my hands again and used tons of soap.

but wait, there's more!

here comes the second fuck up. two hours later, the pain i had experienced was off my mind. i was well. things were normal. i was a happy man living a happy life. like any normal person, i had to go to the bathroom at some point. i walked to the can, did my business, and went back to my occupations. this is when i got a tingling sensation down there, and it wasn't my spider sense. the tingling quickly escalated to what i can only describe as having the dragonborn scream "yol toor shul!!!!" at my junk. i couldn't think of a way i could bathe things in milk to soothe the pain and not lose my pride in the process, so i toughed it out. after what seemed like hours, things were back to normal. i spent most of the night, however, with my manparts uncomfortably positioned because i didn't dare reaching down there to put things back into place (even after multiple additional hand washes).

you think that was all? you're wrong!

another few hours later, i went to bed swearing never to cook with hot peppers again. what happens next will blow your mind. you'd think that after a few hours and that many hand washes, dear capsaicin would be gone, right? wrong! i laid down in bed, turned off the light, and right as i was about to slip in the arms of morpheus (not talking about cuddling laurence fishburne here), i scratched my eyes. guess what happened next?? ya guessed it right! needless to say i'm a bit sleep deprived today and not very productive at work.

i could describe how these peppers felt on their way out today, but i'm sure you can use your imagination.

TIFU by picking my nose and touching myself twice