Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well, i should say that in the manner of all true tifu's this didn't happen today. it happened last night during skynyrd's set at louder than life festival.

i'll start off by saying that i'm not a very big guy, i'm 5'10'' and weigh 150 lbs. my friend and i were pretty close to the stage and people kept trying to crowd surf over us, the only problem with that being that nobody near us had any interest in helping the surfers. we were surrounded by a bunch of women and their completely intoxicated boyfriends who were in no way capable of holding themselves up without support, much less someone above their heads, and one surfer in particular fell. hard. i tried to help as much as i could, but people were moving out of the way, so i couldn't really do much. i lost my hat and glasses during this, but i eventually found my hat.

when this guy got back up he just stares this chick down for like 30 seconds until her man guy starts pushing the dude back to where he came from. the dude walks off and is gone for a couple of minutes. when he comes back, his shirt is off and pushes his way past me towards the couple that let him fall. he turns the dude around and hits him once, and i assessed the situation and decided that the best tactical move to reduce casualties of this fiasco would be to put the drunken enraged fool into a full nelson and walk him back to where he came from. 

in the heat of the moment i failed to notice the 3 friends that he had brought with him, the biggest of which grabs me and throws me to the ground yelling "let go of my bro!"

i let him go, which was a bad move on me, because as soon as i let him go i yell to the guy "i did i did!" and i get hit 4 times in the face.

he yells to me "i'm on your side now!", and just hugs my head from behind, covering my face with his massive arms. i could still feel his arms being jarred from the punches, but no more went through. 

he was thrown from my back and i stood up, grabbed my hat and yelled to my friend "lets dip!" 

as we were pushing our way away from this now massive pit, i turn to see a pile of 6 guys on the ground and somebody getting their face stomped into the mud. 

we made it out of the crowd and back to our friends and i made it out with only a sort of black eye, a sore jaw and some asshat punched me in the ear so now everything sounds kinda weird. we enjoy the last tow songs and make our way over to the north stage where shinedown is playing and left while zz top was starting to beat the crowd out.

i haven't heard anything about the fight elsewhere and i really hope that the man that grabbed me is alright.


 


it's weird that out of al the bands that tried to get mosh pits going: atreyu, bring me the horizon, we came as romans, and the color morale (just to name a few), lynyrd skynyrd had the only one where people got hurt.

TIFU by trying to stop a fight at a Lynyrd Skynyrd show