Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened a few hours ago and i still feel terrible for what happened..

so, every morning i go to the gym i always take my martial arts equipment with me. one of those pieces of equipment are 2 bo-staffs that are concealed in a massive case. so as i was walking out of the gym with my bo case and held the door open for this family of three for they too were leaving. as i was holding the door open the mom and dad said thank you while their son (who appeared to be around 6-7) just stared at me with his eyes wide open in wonder.

the parents were telling their son to say "thank you" but he refused to say anything and just stared at me but i didn't mind. he was a cute kid and i just played it off and said "oh, don't worry about it! you guys have a good day!" and began to head out to my car..

probably 5 seconds later as i was walking towards my car i hear the kid scream across the parking lot..

**"heeeyyyyyy!! is that a bazooka!!!!"**

i look at him and laugh loudly at his remark along with his parents as he was pointing at me. i screamed back..

"why yes!! it is!"

i could see the kid's eyes widen and he became so excited to see what he thought was a real bazooka.

"cccoooolll!!!..can you fire it!"

the parents where laughing even harder as their child was jumping with excitement and energy. now, being the stupid idiot i am, i decided it would be even funnier to pretend to fire this bazooka at the kid and his parents. so, i fling my bo-staff case over my shoulder and i kneel down in the snow pointing it right at the family. i scream at the top of my lungs..

"ready!..aim!!..-" now its at this point the kid realized that i was gonna fire this bazooka right in his direction so he did what any 6-7 year old would do...get the fuck out!

this kid was terrified and he began to scream "no no no no no! not at me! not at me!" and his parents were chasing him in the parking lot trying to catch him until this boy slid on some ice and fell flat on his face in the cement..

i stood there, terrified at what i have done as i hear the kid scream in pain as his parents picked him up from the ground. i saw his face covered in blood for he probably got a massive nose bleed. the dad turned around and gave me the most evil death stare i have ever seen which was all the encouragement i needed to get the hell out of that parking lot and never return.

i think its safe to say i won't be going to that gym for a while now..i might just lay low for a couple of weeks and let this blow over.

 
a kid ate the pavement by trying to out maneuver my imaginary bazooka in the icy parking lot.

TIFU By pretending I had a bazooka