Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: you know you're high when you step on a rubber chicken and it makes a terrible shrieking noise so you think "oh shit, i stepped on the dogs tail" and you end up lifting your knee and smashing it against your closet door. then you think to yourself, fuck, i don't even have a dog, why did i rush to get off of one's tail? i hurt my knee for fucking nothing. that was 3 days ago and my knee still hurts like a bitch.

tifu while high