Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this just happened, and i’ve been having a couple beers even though i have a paper due tomorrow. apologies for the length, and it’s pretty boring and anticlimactic. 

anyways, a little bit of exposition. this isn’t as impressively intense as some of the other stories i’ve seen here. but when i first came to college, i started dating this girl i just met. actually, i broke up with my long-term so to date this girl because i was young and dumb. we dated for about a month, but then broke up abruptly with no warning after her ex visited her at home over a weekend. they didn’t get back together, but she cited wanting to be single for awhile and that was it. so i did what any rational, emotional 18-year-old would do and i didn’t speak to her after that for about a year. fast forward to two years ago, and we suddenly had classes together four days a week from then until now (first unintentional, but now we schedule our classes together). so we became amazing friends, because we still love the same things and banter so well. she had an on/off boyfriend for a bit of it, and i was fine until this semester for whatever reason.

so this girl and i are like thing 1 and thing 2. we love all the same things: we both love disney. up (the movie) and got is our thing together, our taste in music is identical and i can tell her everything. not only are we just super compatible in taste and personality, but everyone is convinced we’re secretly together because we’re just always together and do everything as a pair; everyone we know or just meet asks. i’ve thought about a relationship, but i just cared too much about our friendship to really tell her, and i know she’s not into me like that. we read each other too well for there to be any doubt.

recently, she started hanging out with a mutual friend that neither of us really talked to much before. but they started texting every day, and he’s super whipped and will leave class or bike across campus whenever we get out just to say hi. so naturally i got suspicious and whenever i asked her about it, she usually deflected or ignored it until today, when i pressed, and she basically said yes, she had a crush on him (and i know it’s reciprocal) but nothing would happen since we were both studying abroad in the fall and she can’t do long distance. after he went to class, we went back to her place because i’m done for the day and she has a meeting, and i was being super moody because i’m immature as hell so she asked me about it; i usually just scoff or murmur or deflect, but she kept pressing, so when she dropped me off at my place before her meeting i kind of told her. i said something like “it’s that thing where you’re really into your best friend and it’s frustrating because you know she’s just not into you” or whatever, and she just immediately understood; she probably already knew. but then she went, “i’m sorry, i don’t know what to do” and we agreed to talk about it later because we have our paper due for our class tomorrow that we need to write, but i pretty much already know how it’s going to go.

no miracle here guys, the most boring climax ever leads to the most predictable ending. either we’re going to forget about it, or we get a repeat of freshman year. either way, please call me an idiot. i’ve heard it here before, and i agree. i just wanted to say something. advice on what to do later would be cool too, even though i already know what it’s going to be.

TIFU by telling my best friend how I feel.