Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm posting this using my throwaway account because it is too embarrassing to have any kind of attachment to my normal account. so last night, i was hanging out with a couple friends that i've known forever, let's call them cam and rob. we're all going off to college soon, so we're trying to hangout as much as possible. so after a day full of chilling, playing some video games, and just fucking around, we decide to mellow down and go out for a little sesh. it's approximately 10:30 pm when we leave and drive up to a nice hiking area that's mostly not populated, especially at this time of night. instead of staying in the car, rob has the bright suggestion to go on a little hike because, "it would be so cool to go on a little adventure right now." after a little bit of conversation regarding if it was safe, what if something happens, etc. we decide to go on a short hike. as we set out, cam asks to use my iphone for a flashlight, since he knew the trails and was leading the way. i happily oblige, and we continue following the trail. after about 10 minutes of walking, we get to an open area at the top of a small hill with a crazy view of the city, the perfect place to chill and take a few hits. cam hands me my phone back, rob takes out the j, and we spark up. we sit around for a while, marveling at how cool the city looks with all the lights at night. after maybe 15 minutes of sitting around talking, we head back to the car. again, cam asks to use my phone as a flashlight, and i let him. we get back to the car, light up a little more, and head back to cam's place. at this point, we're all pretty baked. when we arrive back to cam's, it's around midnight, and i get thought it would be a good idea to start texting my girlfriend (let's call her christie.) so i begin texting her, just asking her what's up, and seeing if we could get together later tonight. after a couple minutes without a response, i begin to get uneasy and text her again saying how we need to make this last as long as possible and how we only have a short amount of time before our high school relationship comes to it's inevitable end. five minutes later, and still no response. now, normally, this wouldn't really be a huge deal; that being said, i was really high at this point. now, for whatever reason, i'm freaking out, feeling kinda paranoid, and venting to rob and cam. like the shitty friends they are, they suggest, "dude, you should totally send her a dick pic right now! that would be soooo funny!" looking back at the situation, i have no idea how i went along with it. i guess i must've thought the idea was hilarious or something, because minutes later, i went to the bathroom, and got the job done. 

snap.

click.

send. 

not realizing i had made one of the biggest mistakes of my life, i walk back into cam's room like a champion, while rob and cam are laughing their asses off at the fact that i just sent a picture of my junk to christie. the night is coming to an end, and still no text back from christie. it's 2 am-ish, and rob and i head out. i get home, get into bed, and i'm asleep in a matter of minutes. this morning, when i woke up, i see a text from cam on my phone.

"dude, you didn't actually send a dick pic to christie, did you."

"yeah dude, haha i did why?"

"hahahaha i changed christie's contact with your mom's on your phone when we went on the hike last night!!"

i sent a picture of my genitals to my mother.

so now, it's 3pm, i've been sitting in my room, awake, for hours, afraid to leave. i'm now ready for the most awkward several days of my life. wish me luck

 

i'll update as soon as anything noteworthy happens.

update: mom arrived back from a meeting a few hours ago. i've remained in my room for the entire time while she's been home, up until just now. she just opened my door and asked if she could "have a word." i'll be back soon, updates will ensue!

update #2: just got back from my talk with my mom. when i first walked into her room, she was silent for a couple minutes before asking what was going through my head last night. i tried to explain the whole situation to her (minus the drug use, obviously) and told her how my douche friends changed the contact names, but she was not having any of it. she began interrogating me, and asked me why i would ever even send a picture like that in the first place, why i thought she was my gf (though i explained to her already that the contacts had been changed), and wrapped up her talk by educating me on "the dangers of putting a picture like that out there." i told her i understood the dangers and how sorry/embarrassed i was, but she remained silent after her questioning. after a couple minutes of silence, she said, "let's talk about this again when your father gets home." shit.

TIFU By getting high with my friends