Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so today i went to walmart. as i was checking out i saw a bag of beef jerky from a company i had never hear of before, but it was chilli lime flavor. i love chilli lime flavored anything, so naturally i grab the bag.

i get up to the counter and the guy behind the counter is giving off major awkward vibes. so i keep to myself and await my total. that's when he spoke up. "are you sure about this?". i look up to see him holding my beef jerky out in front of him like it was going to bite him. this caught me way off guard because i've never had an employee of any store break the 4th wall like that in order to stop me from buying a product. immediately i get get defensive because fuck this neck beard. i'm a grown ass man. i think i can make jerky decisions on my own. i tell him that i am positive i want it and leave. i take on bite once i get in the truck and the texture is way off. its really soft, whatever. i'm still amped about the guy in walmart questioning my jerky ethics. i eat the whole bag.

later im with my brother at his girlfriends house watching some football and i realize i have to go to the bathroom. unlike most tifus this didn't seem like an emergency. until i got in the bathroom. the toilet was tiny. like way smaller than any toilet i've ever seen, but i'll just courtesy flush. no big deal. from here, if you've spent much time on tifu, you know the story. the churning, the sounds, the anus licked in fire.... the whole deal. i go to flush, anus still tender, and it clogs. holy hell. my worst nightmare. no plunger in sight. i'm not proud, but i just left the bathroom and closed the door. i waited until about an hour later when my brothers girlfriend went to the bathroom. she shrieked. it was bad. i kept quite and played it off. i escaped without blame, but not without a defeated anus and a shame that cant be washed off.

TIFU by not listening to the Walmart cashier.