Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i live in wisconsin and it's pretty normal to wear a hoody this time of year. so, i'm at my buddy josh's house and we've been playing some xbox when my seventh sense alerts me i have to use the restroom...

obviously i've got to get back for the next round, so i do my business without taking my phone out of my hoodie.  anyways, i force it all out asap, wipe a couple of times, wipe again and check tp. tp comes up white... nice! i stand up, spin around to flush, and my phone flys out of my pocket and lands in the toilet.

i stare down at it for a second trying to decide if i should reach in to grab it. 


"no, no, no, no, no" my brain is telling my arm.

"bubble, bubble, bubble" my iphone starts saying.


so i quickly hit the flush handle and voila! for a split second all the piss shit is gone and iphone is just standing in an empty toilet bowl. easy pickings for my two fingered snatch!


i felt like i belonged on r/iamverysmart for that move, and after an easy hand wash, i walk out to the living room and tell josh what happened. 


"dude, you should put that in rice and let it sit for like 24 hours, it'll absorb all the moisture and your phone should work. i've got rice here if you want." volunteers a friendly josh.


of course one moment of brilliance inspires another, so i accept josh's offer on one condition. you see, i don't want to be here for 24 hours, i don't want to leave my phone here for 24 hours, and i don't want to take a bowl of rice home and let my shitty phone culture there for 24 hours.


josh accepts my condition, i get my bowl of rice and i get to use his oven.


 i bury my phone in the rice, set the oven to 200 deg f, put the bowl of rice in, and we get back to xbox for another couple hours.

needless to say...

TIFU: By trying to make the rice method work faster.