Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened two days ago. figured i share. i rarely ever go out to have a drink, so i figured this past friday would be the day i drink with friends, meet with my girlfriend, and have a drunken shag. seemed reasonable. so after a night at an art exhibit with my friend i took a walk to a near by bar my girlfriend was at with her friends. her friend was a bartender their so there was no entrance fee and the drinks were on the house. those incentives fueled a lack of inhibition and in less then an hour i was down four cups of liquor. bad idea. so, i admit i'm a bit over protective of my girlfriend. in between drinks a barback in the bar had pulled my girlfriend to the side and had invited her to go to the "back" with him. my girlfriend declined and told him she was with me. she didn't think much of it and kept partying on. when the bar was closing and we were waiting on an uber she had told me what happened and drunken me lost my shit. it wasn't merely the fact that some guy had tried to pull a move on my girlfriend, what had me on edge was that this guy who was sober was trying to take advantage of my girlfriend's intoxication. so i did what any drunk would do. i tried to walk back in to knock this guy's teeth in. my girlfriend wanted to avoid the trouble and urged the bouncers not to let me in. now, it's after all of this where i black out and wake up the following morning facedown in my bed. i had no idea how i got home. i called my girlfriend and she gave the rundown on the events that took place. apparently after i was denied entry by the bouncers i started taking out my frustration on my girlfriend which is something i am not proud of. it wasn't her fault. but i wasn't all there. on our uber ride home we got into an argument and mid ride i told the uber to pull over and walked away. my girlfriend tried following me and managed to get lost. we live in two different cities so she doesn't know her way around. as she tried looking for me she tripped and fell, cut her knee and experienced an asthma attack. she called her friends and they managed to find her and looked after her. during this entire incident i was nowhere to be found. where was i you ask? well according to my uber reciepts i had taken a second uber home. i also blocked my girlfriend on my phone, texted her an illegible angry letter and took a piss on my mom's couch. fortunately she's okay and find the whole circumstance hilarious. she also says i lost out on a night of freaky sex. i hate myself. oh and my mother was none too pleased. it's fair to say i won't be getting invited out anytime soon.

TIFU by getting black out drunk and abandoning my girlfriend.