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Input: Text: this happened a while back.

i moved to the city for work about 7 years ago. i had no friends and i knew nobody except my new roommate. in order to meet new people i decided to sign up for an acting class. i will be the first to admit that i joined the class with the sole purpose of meeting women. there's no shame in that game.

after a few months in class, a hot red headed fair skinned vixen-like woman joined the class. she was beautiful in a milf-y jessica rabbit kind of way. we get to know each other within the context of the class and i find out a few things about her. first of all, she's married. lives in connecticut. she has six kids. six!!! two from her previous marriage, two from her new husband's previous marriage and two adopted ones. at the same time i find out that she has had her share of plastic surgery done not too long ago. she had a tummy tuck and breast implants. we become friends and decide to do a scene together.

for some reason, every scene she picked involved intimacy between the characters, whether it be straddling, making out or whatever, which i am very uncomfortable doing in front of people and i let her know about it. she decides that we should go for it to take me out of my comfort zone. at this point, who am i to argue?

we get together to rehearse our scene and we are going through lines and we get to the big kiss and i stop myself. she insist that i have to go for it the next time to get comfortable. so the next read through we do, i grab her and give her a very romantic kiss, which lasted about 30 seconds longer than it should have. then we continue rehearsing. as she is getting ready to leave she looks at me and says "do you want to practice that kiss again?". not sure what to make of it i say sure. and we start making out. i am thinking this is all an act until she proceeds to grab my dick which was not in the scene. she tells me we should rehearse again tomorrow after class, which was weird because class ends at 11pm.

next day we go to class and then go back to my apartment afterwards to "rehearse" which we don't do and decide to have sex instead. it was our first time and she had to have some corrective surgery over one of her tummy tuck scars which was still healing, so we had to be very gentle. this goes on for a week or two until one day she tells me her scar is healed and we can now have sex any way we want.

two things you need to know: i like rough sex. and i had just gotten a new duvet.that's all.

so we go to my room, i turn off the lights and we start having sex. it was fucking fantastic. it's agressive, passionate, sweet and rough at the same time, there's biting, scratching, slapping. it was by far the best sex i'd had in my life. i bend her over and fuck her doggie style very rough until i finish.

after i finish, i get up to get something to drink. i feel all our wetness in the bed. i am so in awe of this woman that i turn on the light so i can see her naked. and that's when i notice that the side of her tummy tuck that had been healing has split open and there is blood everywhere. i literally could see her insides.
i try to play cool, but on the inside i am freaking out. so i am trying to clean the blood from my bed but it is everywhere. she is trying to figure out how to stop the bleeding and close the wound. this shit looked like joran van der sloot's hotel room in peru.

i walk her to the pharmacy to find butterfly stitches or anything that can close this wound. not only that, she had to figure out what to tell her husband. in the end i think she told him that it opened up when a door hit her while boarding a taxi.

i learned my lesson. never have an affair again. i mean, i still had sex with her for one more year, but there was a lesson somewhere.

the worst part is that i slept with the bloody duvet for longer than i care to admit. any time i brought a girl back to my place i had to tell her i spilled coffee in my bed, which always got the same reaction: "how much coffee were you drinking?"

TIFU by having an affair with a MILF.