Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: to begin ladies and gents, i was hammered. because this was past midnight, it truly was a fuck-up from today.

so last night a buddy and i decide to have a few drinks. a few turned into a lot and a lot turned into too many. we head to a local bar a few blocks from our apartment building. as we're finishing our cigarettes, two girls strike up a conversation with us. even in my drunken, half-in-the-bag state i knew that the one girl who was eye-fucking the shit out of me was butt-hurt. like not good looking at all. now before you judge me, remember that everyone has standards and she was just not in mine. we all go inside the bar, have even more drinks, and then my buddy disappears. i realize that i am alone with his girl, which she probably realized at the same time i did, and am then proceeded to be given shots. this is where things begin to get fuzzy.

she is not taking the hint that i don't want anything to really do with her, which in retrospect may be hard to tell because i am a genuinely nice guy. she suggests we leave and head to another bar. i oblige. i figure this might be my chance to bolt out of there. not so fast, unfortunately. we go, have another drink, and then we head out of the bar to have a smoke. she then proceeds to stick her tongue down my throat, which wasn't half bad i must say. she says "op, i have to grab my coat and tell my friends we're heading out, i'll be right back... don't run away." she goes inside and what do i do? fucking bolt down the street. i felt like usain bolt in the 100m dash. this is where the real fuck-up comes in. as i'm running the last 20m, she must have come out of the bar and saw me running. she screams my name and i stupidly turn my head. i don't see where i'm running and step weird on an uneven piece of concrete. boom. torn acl and mcl. i'm currently sitting in the hospital right now. she didn't even stay with me until someone could pick me up. how rude.

TIFU by trying to ditch a girl at the bar