Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: weekend mornings are when i get my longer runs in at the gym, and today was no different.  i set my goal at 10k, and started running on the treadmill near a window in the direct sun.  i was sweating like a bastard, so i was continually wiping my face with my towel.

after 8k in the makeshift sauna, my body packed it in.  i got off the treadmill, wiped it down and headed to the stretching area.  the ladies could not keep their eyes off me. 

now being the lanky, gawky, ape-legged, ape-arms, weird, ape-awksward guy i've been most of my life, i didn't question it, i just rode the wave, man.

i completed my stretching and headed out of the gym, finally understanding what george clooney feels like.  i stopped on the way home to get a coffee, and even the baristettes were showing love.  

i got my coffee, went to back out of my parking spot, and i saw why i was so popular.  my suspicion is that people were paying less attention to my status quo face than they were to the massive amount of lint from the gym towel that was caught in my two days' stubble growth.  picture the parting shot from a nature documentary where a wolf catches a rabbit.

oh well, mom still calls me handsome.  i can hang my hat on that at least.

TIFU by thinking I was really hot, but it turns out I actually just let myself get too hot.