Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: last saturday morning my wife and i sent our two girls out to the backyard to play. twenty minutes later, sally, 6,  comes running in saying that jane, 3, is going to the bathroom in the yard. this happens sometimes because she has seen her male cousins doing it, and she wants to be like them (big thanks to my brother for that /s).  the good news is that even though she has removed her pants for this, it is not a problem because she's wearing a t-shirt that goes down past her knees, so my wife and i just say fuck it and let them keep playing while we get some peace in the house. kids, man.

some time passes, and then sally comes running in yelling, "you have to come outside! you have to see what jane is doing! hurry!!!" sally is pretty good at knowing when there's an emergency, so i head straight out and down the hill to the back of the backyard, where jane is playing on the swing set. she's doing the superman thing where you put your belly on the swing so you can fly, but her shirt is hiked up and i see something black hanging out of her lady parts. i react with a hardy "what's that!?!? why???" and she proceeds to pull a few dead leaves out of there. i guess she was trying to wipe? kids, man. 

so i tell her she has to come up to the house to get cleaned up. she protests, but i grab her arm and start dragging. meanwhile, my wife has come out onto the porch to find out what's happening. halfway up to the house i see her and yell, "she's been shoving dead leaves into her vagina!" my wife gets a horrified look on her face and sort of motions me to shush while at the same time subtly pointing the house next door. now that house has been empty for months while it was being renovated, but it has just finally gone on the market for sale. which is why, when i look over, i see a young couple and their realtor on that porch, looking right at me. kids, man.

TIFU by giving my (potential) new neighbors TMI.