Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i'm at home today and i make some pasta right... so the noodles are on the stove boiling and stuff and i'm getting the sauce (which we already made before) so i'm warming up the sauce in the microwave, and you know those little like microwave covers you put over food so it doesn't explode and get everywhere well i had that on and after i made the noodles i moved them off the burner... and here where the chain of fuck ups started. i left the burner on and was putting my noodles in my bowl and was ready for sauce, took it out of the microwave and but the cover down on the burner not noticing. went outside which is right beside the kitchen and i'm sitting there enjoying my noodles, 10 minutes or so later my mom comes out coughing and yelling that the hole house smells like smoke and i look in to see the cover melted all over the stove... and ive been breathing this in for about 10 minutes now and i go inside to try to open windows and such and i guess just to much plastic smoke mixed with all the noodles caused me to puke all over our lawn. my mom tells me to get rid of the puke so i take a shovel and basically dug a hole around the puke and scooped up the hole chunck of grass it was on... so now we've got a melted cover, destroyed stove, a whole in the grass, and me with an empty stomach

 

update: went down stairs to close one of the windows i had opened because i'm leaving soon and i knocked over a flower pot and it broke... one of those days

TIFU by making pasta