Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, i work 12 hour shifts and the worst part is the last hour, i have extensive patient interaction then. knowing this i planned on visiting the restroom first.
i sit down, do my business and stand up. i turn around to flush and suddenly hear a *clink*... i look down to see my id, forever unclean, looking back up at me. but it wasn't floating in a pool of piss, no, it fell into a vat of diarrhea. vile, putrid stool.
the highlight is: i learned my id floats.
i proceeded to wash it furiously and now plan to blame everyone else for that "smell"

TIFU by dropping my ID badge