Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this all happened a few years ago.. 

my friend sean organized a night out here in italy to have a drink with all of his ex classmates, including me (we all went to an english school here in varese, a small city in the north)
the night started with me drinking one bottle of red wine at the house of another friend, who then proceeded to drive me to a pub where we would have met with the rest of the guys. 

i usually deal well with alcohol and have a quite high resistance to it,  but what followed was highly unexpected.
i greeted the guys at the pub and sat down, they offered me a 2 liter glass of beer,  which i proceed to down together with the others. 

i was tipsy and the taste felt a bit off,  but i didn't mind it too much,so i asked for a second round.

my friend sean asked me if i was sure, and me, being a total bellend, told him to fuck off and to hurry up with it. 
i grabbed the glass and after some minutes i was done. 

the guys finally decided to continue the party at sean's house, so we moved to our cars and proceeded to drive home (the drivers were sober, they got wasted later at home).

during the drive home my head was feeling woozy,  but i just opened the window to catch some fresh air and soldiered on. 

once home we reached the living room and we turned the ps3 on (gta4) taking turns with the game and with beers in hand. 

after watching a few minutes of a car chase i felt like as if i was about to throw up,  so i ran to the toilet and since i couldn't find the light switch i found my way in the dark to the toilet seat and i finally projectile vomited for a few minutes. 

after doing the deed i flushed and went back to the living room where i collapsed on the sofa,with a great feeling of peace running through my body and mind.

 a few hours passed and i was suddenly woken up by the sounds of a crying child and the punches of my friend, who started shouting at me,  blaming me for some kind of disaster that happened in the toilet. 

apparently his 8 year old sister had woken up for a piss, and once she switched on the light, she found the toilet floor full of vomit, shit and wet toilet paper,plus, she entered it while being barefooted,which caused her to scream uncontrollably.

i was so drunk that i hadn't realised that someone had clogged the crapper before me,  so when i vomited and flushed i caused all the stuff inside the bowl to overflow,moreover,when confronted with the evidence,  i stubbornly defended myself by blaming the kid, telling everyone that she had done all that and that she was a bloody liar. 
unsurprisingly,  my friend kicked me out of the house and banned me for life. 

a few days later while speaking to my friend who drove me to the pub, i found out that what i drank at the bar wasn't normal beer, but super tennents, which caused me to underestimate my total alcohol intake and got me drunk like piss.

TIFU by scarring a child for life