Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened not 5 minutes ago. a little background information; i have switched from shaving to epilating my legs. for those of you who don't know what that is, here is the wikipedia url: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/epilator.

  you may be thinking, well clearly your fuck up is using that torture device, but no, mine was actually much worse. see, the great thing about epilating is that there is less money and less ingrown hairs involved. i don't spend money on shaving equipment that much anymore and my legs stay smoother longer. the only problem is, it's too incredibly painful to use on my lady bits. 

   being resourceful, i looked online and saw a way out of shaving forever when a website suggested i use a lidocaine cream! numb the areas i'm ripping hairs out of? yes, please! i can finally break free of the tyranny of razors!

  so today i went out, and got a maximum strength pain relieving cream. i was all set, those little pubes were going to get annihilated. 
a quick browse of the directions didn't say anything about keeping it away from your cooch, so i went with full gusto slathering it where ever a hair could be found. 

  you know those tiny hairs you get on your ass sometimes? that was my last section to tackle, and it was about there that the burning set in. never in my life has something gone downhill so fast. the burn went from "oohh kind of warm, i hope it doesn't get any worse" to "thermonuclear destruction" in about 5 seconds. all i could say was "ow ow ow ow" over and over while i frantically turned on the shower and tried to wash away the vaginal greek fire. i about puked the pain was so intense.

  i turned the shower water to ice cold, and it finally, finally soothed the pain. turns out, the cream i got, didn't even have lidocaine in it. it's a mix of menthol and methyl salicylate. i'm just gonna go out on a limb and say those things definitely don't numb an area of skin.

  i guess the upside to everything is, yea i may be a huge dumb-ass but at least i have a nice minty vagina.

TIFU by trying to epilate my bikini area - NSFW