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Input: I am the father of 11 yo twins. My twins don't know who the "older" brother is, because we didn't tell them. We believe the birth order of twins is completely irrelevant--they were born mere minutes apart, after all. Somewhat predictably, my sons are somewhat upset by that, and they keep asking me about it, despite our 11 yo old silence on the matter.

Telling A that he is technically older could make him feel smug or evoke protective feelings towards his "little brother". I don't want an essentially meaningless and irrelevant fact to affect their relationship. 

Needless to say, once they're fully grown adults I'll tell them who the "older" brother is, because by then they should be mature enough to realise that their birth order has no impact on anything.

Thoughts?

not informing my twins about their birth order