Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i live with my dad and take care of him since he was diagnosed with lymph-node cancer.  my father was throwing a birthday party for his girlfriend debbie today (my mom passed away several years ago).  i was out all day at a christening and then bowling with my friend and his wife.  i came home and had a few beers with my dad and his girlfriend before they went to sleep.  i grabbed a few more beers once they went to bed and got a little hungry.  
  my dad is famous for his dry rub and makes porkchops for every party.  i saw a stack of porckchops in the fridge and assumed that they were the leftovers from the party.  i found a big ole porkchop and threw it in the microwave for two minutes brought it downstairs and started to get down.  i was about seven beers deep a this point between bowling and the beers i had at home but noticed the consistency was just wrong.  my dad had just scored the chops a little so they would keep better but they were raw in the middle and i had chowed on almost half of one.
  i have a pretty sturdy digestive tract, i've been in fourteen countries and sampled the cuisine and violated the rules on bottled water.  but i know trichinosis is no joke and am worried i am going to spend father's day crapping and vomiting instead of cooking corned beef for my dad as planned.

TIFU By Eating Raw Porkchops