Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i eat my breakfasts (generally waffles) off of a paper plate each day. i'm very clean about it so i tend to use the same plate for a few days. today i ate my breakfast and left it on the coffee table like i usually do and turned on the tv. not much was on and it had been a few days since my last wank so i thought, "why not?" i get going an finally climax to be surprised by one of the largest loads i've had in years. no tissues around i decided to drop a majority of it on my breakfast plate so i don't drop it on my way to the bath to clean up. i got cleaned up and when about my day. a bit after lunch time i hadn't eaten and figured i should make a bagel since it was too early for dinner. pop down the bagels and blindly grab the plate i used for breakfast. it is a white plate and my apartment isn't well lit so i didn't see anything out of the norm. take the bagels out, butter them, and put them on the plate to carry back to the couch. first half was fine and delicious, second bagel i had noticed was a bit wet. oh well, it must have been some ice from being in the fridge i thought. on my last bite and i think to myself, "even if it was ice it wouldn't be this slimy." that's when it hit me. i hadn't thrown out the plate from this morning i used to dump my jizz on.

TIFU by eating where I jizz