Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: after a few hours' coding with my laptop and a full nalgene, i had a full bladder. i finally decided to break my flow, and resolved to take a bathroom break on my next compile.

hit compile.

grabbed my shiny new iphone 6+ and ran to the bathroom.

i was finally pissing and it was glorious. had potential to be a 30 seconder. could be a new record. the multi-tasker i am, i even had time to clear my iphone inbox with my right hand.

pissed for a full 40 seconds! excellent.

pleased with myself and phone in hand, i flushed and began zipping my fly. not a simple task given the phone.

and plop, in went my iphone, yellow water rafting in the toilet.

i immediately plucked it out, and trying to salvage it, began sucking on the microphone/charger part of my phone.

yum.

well the audio is not working well, but otherwise still working...

TIFU By Drinking Piss Out Of My iPhone 6+