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Input: Harken gang! 
I’ll get right to it. My roommates (who are active in the queer poly kink community) have a friend who crashes here a lot- let’s call them Halibut. This halibut and I have gotten pretty close; we play chess together, garden, they’re teaching me sign and generally have a pretty good repor. One of my roomies - iguana - has been all over halibut for a couple of months and shared with me that she’s crushing on the romantico/sensual sense, you get the picture. 
One of our mutual friends told me that iguana told them that halibut has a crush on my a couple of weeks ago. I was like yeah obv I’m beautiful hilarious humble (this isn’t the part where I’m an asshole yet) but I didn’t think much of it. 
On an unrelated yet related note there’s been a demon or evil spirit haunting me for some time now and lately I’ve been having real intense night terrors whenever I sleep in my room. I ended up crashing on the couch when halibut was and we snuggled our way right into fuckery. 
Context: I like to sleep around quite a bit  so going into I was like whatevskies but as it turns out halibut is suuuper sadist and ended up being a phenomenal lay. We’re a pretty good match in the biblical sense and have been fuckin with the occasional Gatorade break since Monday (this is a bit of an exaggeration) . 
This morning I told iguana and she seemed really sad :( she said she was grumpy at halibut for other reasons but wasn’t surprised. 
Am I the asshole?!? Since these two are both poly it seems like we should be cool but we are roommates so I’m not sure if that changes anything. On the flip side I’m really enjoying exploring this aspect of my sexuality with someone I know and trust. 
Discuss 
Ps: if anyone from the house is reading this apologies for airing our biz we can talk about it next house meeting and it was me not the cat making those noises. 

having salacious monkey sex with my roommates longtime crush