Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened just minutes ago.

so here i am, working on a project outside, cutting up some pallets with a jig-saw. everything is going great, the machine, while old, is still holding up and doing wonderfully. i hit a particularly hard-to-cut-through bit, but, after checking to make sure that i wasn't trying to power through a nail, the jig-saw and i manage to power through.

all is well. the board isn't even burned. i check to make sure the blade isn't bent. it isn't. i poke at the blade to make sure it hasn't come loose. and by "poke at", i mean that i did what every single shop teacher i have ever had told me exactly not to do. i grabbed that blade and wiggled it. 

the same blade that i had been cutting through wood with for about an hour. 

with my bare hands. 

fuck.

i don't know what i was thinking. i've only been handling machinery for about four years. i've only known not to do this since the dawn of my birth. it's honestly common sense, that for some reason didn't even cross my mind. i feel so stupid.

 

edit: forgot the tl;dr

TIFU With A Jig-Saw...