Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had  a stoumach ache for a few hours. suddenly i had the urge to splurge. my dumbass brain says "masturbating is good for getting rid of head aches, why not stoumach ache? so i decided to do it. so as i was getting into it my stoumach ache gets worse. i ignore it and continue. right at the climax i end up puking all over my dick. and when i say all over, i mean all over. it even covers my thighs. but thats not nearly the worst part. i end up throwing my head backwards to yell fuck. i end up knocking my chair back and falling over the mix of vomit and jizz then falls onto my chest. i then cleaned up the mess after a little while.

TIFU by masturbating with a stoumach ache