Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so about 20 minutes ago i had to use the bathroom. i went in, sat on the toilet and started making some doo-doo butter. i immediately got bored and decided to pull out my phone and watch some porn. i watched for about 30 minutes and finished in the toilet. this is where i fucked up. in my post-masturbation haste, i had forgotten why i went in the bathroom in the first place and pulled up my pants. unfortunately i had forgotten to wipe and a little bit of aturd fell into my underwear and firmly pressed up against my balls. and that's when i knew, i had shit-balls!

TIFU by jacking off while making a turd NSFW