Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this morning my mother was set to have a dental procedure. as per normal they hyped her up on some laughing gas and gave her a valum. 

fast forward about three hours after the procedure and we're on our way home. mom is complaining she is thirsty, so we stop at a gas station. she hops out and says she going to grab a drink and will be right back. i stay in the car thinking nothing could go wrong. i wait about 5 mins and finally start to wonder whats taking so long, i get out of the car and walk inside to find my mother soaked in pop and arguing with the store manager. apparently, she attempted to stick her head under the soda dispenser and drink from that instead of getting a cup. when the manager told her to stop, she laughed, still feeling the effects from the surgery. to make matters worse the store manager didn't believe anything i was telling him.

 

edit 1: yes op is an asshole, can confirm. i failed to confirm the post was free of typos before sending. i gave the manager 5$ and called it a day. i figured that would cover what ever the cost of the pop she drank was. when i called my mother to see if she remembered she didn't have a clue as to what went on after the surgery. i'm not sure if she's planning on going back to apologize or not.

TIFU by letting my mother wonder by herself