Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as any other day, i'm getting ready to hop in the shower and cleanse myself of all evils. after placing all my clothes on the counter, i twist the shower knob and start to regulate the temperature. once inside i'm going about my routine: scrub here, scrub there, scrub everywhere. i then go ahead and grab my shampoo bottle, but little did i know this would be my downfall. squeezing too hard, i release more shampoo than i should've. my cranium now as slippery as ever, i attempt to massage it all into my hair. running down my forehead, i suddenly feel this burning sensation in my eyes. what could this be?


the pain in my eyes gradually getting worse, i finally realize after beginning to think i'm going to lose my eyesight forever, that this was caused by the shampoo. i start to panic. i mean *panic*. flailing my arms in all sorts of directions, i swing straight into the shower curtain full speed. having now banged my knee extremely hard against the tub, i've also managed to knock the curtain completely off the wall. in one swift motion i find myself flying out of the shower while also being wrapped like a mummy by the curtain. i hit my head so hard on the toilet seat that i considered buying iggy's latest album. lying there in a cocoon of freezing drapes, i hear my brother knock on the bathroom door and yell, "is everything alright?!"

i faintly said, "i need a little help." my brother came in the bathroom and helped release me from captivity. i'm not sure i'll ever shampoo my hair again.

TIFU by slipping out of the shower and almost into a coma.