Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: last friday my friend j had surgery on his chest. monday morning he comes into our first period chemistry class and i give him the usual slap on the chest as a greeting (i'm not the least bit articulate verbally so i avoid speaking as much as possible) he winces and i ask why. he tells me he had surgery and that it was complicated to explain, but said he had a [port](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/port_%28medical%29) removed. i'm not educated medically, and having severe adhd i quickly forget this. j is a pretty shy guy, even around his friends, and when word got out that he had surgery everybody was questioning him, and he always gave the same answer, "it's hard to explain.", but being the curious teenager i am i kept prodding him for answers. school ends, and our group of friends is hanging out in the animation classroom at our school. finally, i blurted out "what is it cancer or something? that's why your hairs so sparse right, chemotherapy? "(he has the thinnest, waviest hair on a 17 year old you've ever seen) he stared at me for a second, like a *gollum assuming bilbo has the ring* stare, then quickly retorted "no?" after everybody else went home he asked me if was that obvious. i replied with "not really." we went the rest of the day as usual, did a quick bro-fist/daps, then went our separate ways.

still haven't mentioned anything about it and probably never will.

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TIFU by almost making my friend tell my group of friends he has cancer