Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i can only start by saying that i have been swept up in a nationalistic fury of soccer and was thrilled with the outcome of the u.s. women winning their third world cup- spending weeks dvring the group stages and learning the names and faces of opponents.

 my wife is sick of soccer now (gold cup, anyone?), and is ready for sports to be over. i, being satisfied with a dominant performance by the uswnt, agreed to not watch post-game talk or trophy-hoisting, and agreed that the godfather 2 (just a coincidence-we finished 1 a few days ago) was a good alternative. 

just as i had the movie ready to go, we heard a crash of glass coming from outside. my wife asked if it sounded like it was our kids, who were asleep but tend to make noise if they are "down for the count." i thought the crash sounded like it came from outside and said i would investigate. 

...so i did. 

you have to understand that my wife and i live on a busy corner lot and are sociable with our two neighbors: watching out for strange cars, talking about how to grow tomatoes, and why albuquerque cops sometimes have issues. we have no problems  and ask each other to watch our houses when we are out of town. my wife and i are also the under 40 crowd but our neighbors are retired.

so... my wife says she hears loud voices outside and i decide to investigate that crash and subsequent voicing. 

i leave my garage (thinking a car-related incident) and see my two octogenarian neighbors talking about leaves in our adjoining ditch. me, (our enthusiastic hero) being fresh off a big win, asked if they heard anything and they said no.

now "charles" is asian and elderly and he and his wife are very sweet and delivered house warming gifts of tea and cookies, which i can only remember as japanese treats. now i see this as a mistake. 

i asked charles and "byron" about the noise and voices, and they said they didn't hear anything (hint- they were the talkers) and we proceeded to talk about the awesome finale that just concluded. 

me: what a game! charles, you're japanese,right? 
 

...

charles said he was american. 

...  


he proceeded in telling me he was chinese and that he has been battling racists like me his whole life. just this week he was told that he should "go back where he came from."

i was taken aback because i was about to talk about the last two cups and the u.s. and japan teams, but failed to realize the implications. 

seriously,though. i meant it like i am norwegian and german- not nefariously. 

byron told charles not to be a hothead, and i could only choke and stagger at being accused at being called a racist. 

i am a music director and helped create a service opposing racism in light of the charleston massacre. today i was called a racist for remembering a gift of tea and cookies two years after the fact.

TIFU By Asking older neighbor if he was Japanese.