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Input: Text: this is the greatest fuckup i ever did to my horse (so far), he's a 2yo red roan appaloosa. went to the barn with a non horsey friend. i'm not so much of a horse person myself, i just know some of the basics in putting on a saddle and riding but still need guidance from pros. as usual, he was tied (we don't have stables) and a few feet from him is a very pregnant 4yo arab. no one was there to help me put on the riding stuff bc the in-charge was out. and i thought, meh i can handle this. and oh boy was i wrong.

i was so happy when i installed the bridle coz most of the time i get confused which part goes where, especially how to place the bit. he looked comfortable when the bridle was on (this is the part i wish i opened his mouth to check) so i proceeded with the saddle pad and saddle.

when i got on him and started to walk, i noticed he was moving his head a lot and trying to nudge my pants. i interpreted that as excitement (wrong!) bc he hasn't been ridden in a week and must've wanted to run around.

we kept on walking (around 2 minutes) and he tried to speed up and shake his bridle off. he became more agitated and he was biting my shin this time. finally i noticed his tongue was sticking out!!!! i immediately realized i made a mistake in placing the bit and placed it under his tongue. it's supposed to go over the tongue. we went back to the barn and took off the bridle saw some blood and became over-the-top worried af.

i was panicking and my non horsey friend was going to hand me the horse's rope when i accidentally let go of the temporary rope i tied him with and all hell broke loose as he ran towards the goddamn mare.

i was screaming his name and said no out loud and just fuckin hoped he would walk back to me. the mare was kicking towards him (but not hitting him) coz my horse wants some sexy time but glad he got the memo and realized girl horse wasn't interested in him so he distanced himself. i wouldn't have known what to do if they kept doing that...

found the right time to tie him and i was so happy he didn't resist.

fed him with sweets once he was tied to his original spot and didn't notice anymore bleeding. he was eating grass after that so it seems the injury wasn't that serious.

learned from my mistake, have to double check the bit next time.

TIFU by accidentally injuring my horse and accidentally letting him loose near a mare.