Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i had just brushed my teeth this morning and did my first spit, then i sat down to take a poo. i always spit a couple times after brushing because i don't like the feeling of swallowing all the minty water/saliva build-up.

i can touch my sink from my toilet but it's just far away enough that i can't put my head over it. i desperately wanted to get this spit out of my mouth, so instead of doing the logical thing, like spitting into tissue, or standing up for a quick second to spit in the sink, i decide the best course of action is to sway my head back-and-forth, preparing for the most incredible spit aim of all-time.

i swung my head back and launched forward with the spit of a thousand suns. on the forward swing, i smashed my face mouth-first into the corner of the sink. hurts like a motherfucker and my mouth starts pouring blood, and it 'aint gum disease. luckily my teeth seem to all be intact, hopefully it stays that way.

but hey, i made the shot.

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TIFU by trying to spit in the sink while taking a shit