Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: earlier this morning i decided i was going to masturbate, nothing out the ordinary as i usually masturbate regularly like any other man.  

my usual choice of porn site is xvideos of course(i don't know what you guys use but i love it), but i told myself, you know what, lets try something different. so off to pornhub i went, not knowing the anger, anxiety and pure destruction of my mental state of mind that was waiting in the wake of pages i was on my way to visit.  
i chose categories, went to hentai, because, fuck it i guess. might aswell watch some giant penis destroy tiny cartoon girls for a few minutes this time.  

i chose a video that read, "triangle blue".

minutes into the video, here i am, dick in hand, door locked and ready to stroke my dick and go back to sleep.  
and this fucking video turned to something that satan himself wrote and had m.night shamallama had directed.  

it began as a regular same ol' hentai video about a guy and his virgin girlfriend, who let the girls childhood friend stay with them because he was in trouble.

the guy rapes her.  

okay, fine. that's hentai for you, it was just another regular porn video. until, it got deeper. way deeper than the fucker who wrote this autistic piece of shit should have took it! she fucks the friend multiple times a day while her boyfriend is a work all day and night. she takes loads to the face, the gets into bed with her boyfriend. the boyfriend comes home while they're fucking, and they hide under the bed. he sits on the bed and spanks it to her clothes she left on the bed, then continues to fuck the dude under the bed, while the boyfriend is still above them!! i mean, holy fuck! who writes this shit?  

but it gets better.

i suffer from, depression and anxiety and take my medication regularly. why did i watch this shit? not only did this hentai piss me off because of what it was, it hit home because i just got out of a relationship with a cheating ass woman who fucked some dude in my bed. i lost all control of my feelings as i reluctantly continued watching, hoping that this story would resolve into a happy ending. no, fuck that. no resolve. no happy ending. the boyfriend and the girls sister get the guy out the house, and he still does not fuck the girlfriend. he continues going to work day and night for him and his so. while she is at home, fucking students she tutors! i mean, what the fuck? who can get off to shit like that? shit that countless people, sadly, have in common. it was sad! it was annoying, and it pissed me off. so much so that [i texted my ex and told her how i felt at that moment.](http://i.imgur.com/23shei0.png)  

i took my pristiq, went to sleep, and woke up even more pissed! now all i want to do is find that loser that ruined a 3 year relationship and fuck him up!  

damn i fucked up on that one.

TIFU by watching Hentai