Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: technically it was yesterday, but whatever.

i was getting ready to go to football (gaelic) training and was still carrying a slight knock/niggle to my hamstring that was bothering me. no problem, i thought. a combination of deep heat and tiger balm rub would sort out that pesky hamstring.

i applied a decent coating onto my thigh and threw the rest of my gear into a bag and got ready to go. but first i decided to go for a bathroom break. after i drew my meat sword and did the deed, i tucked everything back into my thermal shorts and headed for the door.

little did i know, my torment was just about to begin.

in the car journey to training, i began to experience a tingling sensation on my thigh. no problem, i thought, that's just the deepheat and tiger balm kicking in. soon it spread up to my nether regions and the tingling became stronger.

by the time i was out on the pitch, my balls felt like they were slowly burning, but with a strange tingling accompanying said burning sensation.

without a doubt, the most pain/damage i've ever inflicted upon my boys, and that's saying a lot for someone who spent a lot of nights alone browsing the darker areas of the internet.

TIFU by not washing my hands