Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: backstory- this happened maybe an hour ago. i'm new to weightlifting, but progressing quickly. i got sick twice back-to-back and then had finals week, then got my wisdom teeth taken out, so i haven't been to the weight room in a month or so. i get there, and start deadlifting. after a bit, this very fit, very beautiful girl starts deadlifting next to me. because i haven't been to the gym in a month, i'm pretty weak, and also, she's very strong. she's lifting the same as me, which is unacceptable. i must assert alpha-ness by lifting heavier things. so i keep piling the weights on, even though i'm weak from sickness and mouth surgery. maybe if i lift heavy enough things, she'll see me for the fine muscular specimen i (kinda) am. eventually, i lift to the point where i know she won't be able to match me. this is when i realize that legs feel very, very bad. i call it quits, and hobble to my car. i just got home, and i think my legs are done for the day. i can't really even walk normal. 
tl, dr: got sick, got weak, lifted lots, hurt legs, didn't impress pretty girl, lost my last bits of pride.

TIFU by trying to out-lift a girl