Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i'm getting a new job and they need me to do a drug test. fine and dandy, i'll just chug a bunch of water before i leave so i know i'll be able to go to the bathroom when i get there. about 45 minutes and a half a gallon of water later i arrive at the testing place. my bladder doesn't want to cooperate and i end up waiting another hour until i feel like i can actually go. i ask the lady at the desk if i can go yet and she says to give her 2 seconds. i wait another 20 minutes. at this time my bladder feels like it's going to explode but i finally get into the bathroom. it was the clearest and longest i have ever peed. when it was all done they had me esign on the computer and i make my way to work, which i'm now late for because my bladder didn't like me. about 3 hours after i get the test done they call me and tell me their internet goofed and they lost the signature. fine and dandy, i have off the next day so i can just waste an extra 2 hours driving there and back just to sign something for 5 seconds. the day passes and i feel slightly tense and worn out.

the next day i wake up and i feel horrible. i'm all clammy, cold, all my muscles ache and it feels like i'm going to explode from both ends. i have a dentist apointment in the morning that i barely get through without puking, go home and wait for my husband to get back from school. i have him drive me out to the testing place because there is no way i could concentrate enough to drive that long. we arrive and they have us wait for a bit and then call me back. they want me to take the test entirely over because they left the specimen on the counter all day. i tell them no, the lady on the phone said i just need to sign. i'm extremely agitated and feel like i can barely stand but for some reason stuck to my guns and they finally conceded. so i sign it, make my way back home and proceed to kill the toilet with diarrhea. i then slept for 12 hours straight and woke up fresh as a daisy.

 

edit: if only i could do a drug :/ and spelling

TIFU by getting sick in the stupidest way