Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well, saturday night.

most of my nights consist of my ritual of gathering my little montreal canadiens lunch bag with my paraphernalia for smokin weed, filling up my water bottle and bong, grabbin the keys and heading to my car.

so, i recently got myself a gram of shatter cause my girlfriend doesn't want me ordering from moms. i went out and bought a torch, some fuel and was excited as hell to try it finally.
i get to my car, turn it on, picked my pieces of shatter out, heated up the bowl, and went to the fucking moon.

anyway, i decide after a few songs, i decided i've had enough, glanced up at the time on the dash and it's 2130. i've been smoking for 20 mins. i get inside, hang the keys to my car up, proceed to the sink to dump my bong water, put said bong and smoke kit away, sat down on our loveseat, ate and watched disjointed. 

my gf and i decide to go to bed around 2330ish. 
another typical night, or so i thought. 

we get to bed and talk about going to the store to get some things for breakfast.
we get up, get ready to leave, stepped outside and my girlfriend asks..."where's your car?" 
i thought: "fuck. now what am i going to do birthday dabs in...?" cause there's no way my anti-pot gf would let me smoke in her car.

feeling like an idiot cause i like to leave my 2nd spare key in the console so i can heat my car up in the morning, i make the call to 9-1-1 right after. tell them what happened, head down to the station to give them a statement and head to the grocery store like we planned. 

i'm not upset about the fact my car has been stolen, but the fact i no longer have a place to do bong tokes. 
my car getting stolen ruined my girlfriends day, but i wasn't going to let it ruin mine.

anti-pot girlfriend made me birthday keto pizzas last night....and let me do bong tokes in her car for the first and last time. 

now, i'm driving around different parts of town pressing the panic button on my car keys hoping it goes off. 

anyone else have their car stolen st. patrick's day night?

TIFU by forgetting to lock my car!