Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, there was a housekeeping service at my house, and as usual, i was sleeping with my ass in the air and without a care. well, the housekeeper stepped into my bedroom and began to vacuum the room and bed. then i woke up and was like **oh shit** there is a vacuum cleaner in my asshole. i looked on my bed and it was splattered with red and brown. my housekeeper said "my bad" and walked out to continue cleaning with the rest of the housekeepers. i feel empty inside.

 

edit1: i saw my doctor and the news isn't good.

TIFU by letting a vacuum cleaner in my butt.