Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i finally slipped on ice for the first time. this is my first real winter, and i've been fairly agile for the most part when walking around town. this happened about twenty minutes ago. let me describe the scene: i'm walking past a packed bus stop; a girl's backpack somehow accidentally catches my headphone wire and unplugs it as i walk by; i turn around to see what the hell happened while - stupidly - still walking to round the corner onto a sloped road; i step onto a massive patch of ice and instantly go down, despite some balancing efforts which at least soften the fall; arms out like i'm crucified, i proceed to slide down the hill and into a ditch of ice/slush. i kind of wish i had been carrying a cake, just to glamorize the event. home alone, eat your heart out.

TIFU by not paying attention for a second while near icy surfaces.