Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: preface: i have these skin tags. they're on my neck, under arsm, and i recently had a couple of small ones on the backish side of my thigh. it's depressing, but whatever. just another thing.

i am at work and i am wearing these khaki pants. my inner thigh starts to itch. i ignore it. it gets worse. i ignore it a little less. then it starts itching at maddening rate and i can't ignore it anymore. i go to the bathroom, drop my trousers, and i scratch. it feels great. the skin tags have gotten noticeably larger, and i think nothing of it other than, "oh fuck, those are larger." 

put my pants back on, out the bathroom, and off the work i am. hour passes by, get up off my chair, and someone goes, "holy shit! you're bleeding a lot!!" i ignore it, as i don't think he is talking to me. then my superior taps me on the shoulder asking if i was okay, if i had to go to the hospital, or anything. 

then it hit me. i scratched one of the tags so hard it started bleeding.

tifu by scratching that itch