Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: in classic tifu fashion, this happened about 5 years ago. i was on holiday with my family in japan, and we were having a great time. however about half way through the trip, i started developing a horrible cold, and this was right before a trip to the northern part of japan, so there would be lots of travelling within the next few days. this cold came at literally the worst time it could.

 fearing for the worst, me and my brother, went to a local drug store to pick up a decongestant, in hopes that it would at-least suppress the cold. the cashier pointed us to a blue box, with labels and warnings slapped all over it. being the adolescent that i am, i thought to myself 'fuck it, i need the strongest shit possible'. this was my first fuck up.

 after getting back to the hotel, i briefly skimmed the box, didn't think too much of it, just a regular decongestant right? nope. this was some industrial strength shit man, it probably could have unclogged a toilet if you dropped a pill into it. the instructions on the box said to take one every 12 hours. yea, this shit worked for 12 hours, so it probably wasn't my finest moment when i took 4 pills within the span of 6 hours. 

that night i woke up in a puddle of sweat. i had 3 showers that night, and would keep washing my face in the sink every 20 minutes, in some sort of autopilot. i didnt even realize what was happening, just kept thinking to myself, 'man i'd really like a cold shower right now'. in hindsight i realized my body was overheating, and i was subconsciously cooling it down. 

the morning came, and i honestly felt great. my nose wasn't leaking and only one nostril was blocked, so i proceeded to have a great time on the rest of the trip. then after a while i realized it. it'd been 2 weeks and i was still breathing out of one nostril. 2 months had gone by and i'd tried every trick in the book, so i decided to see a doctor about it. he stuck a camera up there and literally just shrugged, and over the next year, 5 other doctors would do the same. stick a camera up my nose, find nothing, shrug.

it's been 5 years, and i still  have a blocked nose. it goes away when i exercise, so that's nice relief sometimes, but for the most part, i am constantly being annoyed by a blocked nose. especially when trying to sleep.

TIFU by trying to get rid of a cold.