Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: was supposed to get up, go for a run, meet for coffee, and go to a baseball game. i ended up getting baked, watching judges give death sentences on youtube, essentially creating synthetic sorrow and depression until eventually i had to poop. you make a large self-realization when a tear runs down your cheek while you are holding your phone with one hand and wiping your ass with the other.

TIFU making plans for the day