Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: pretty straight forward really. i get up at 5:45am everyday and head straight for the bathroom. i always flip on the bathroom light (which makes me squint), grab my toothbrush, apply toothpaste, sit on the crapper, and drain my bladder whilst brushing my teeth. this morning i grabbed the tube of prep h by mistake. i figured out what i had done after a few strokes, but it still made me gag. had to throw away my toothbrush. great way to start the day.

TIFU by confusing Preparation H for toothpaste.