Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: okay you guys caught me. this wasn't today, it was about 2 years ago. i just found this sub and remembered this story, so here we go. 

i started working at this restaurant about 3 or 4 years ago when i was 16 or 17, just as a bus boy at first, but after a year or so my boss started using me as a waiter for private parties that they had in the restaurant. it was a pretty easy transition, the only real difference was that you had to actually talk to people and get their orders. i was never a huge talker, but for the money bump, it was totally worth doing a little talking. 

so here i am, this nervous 18 year old kid, waiting my first party, doing fantastic throughout dinner i don't recall what kind of party exactly it was, but we very usually had christenings and birthday parties, so i imagine it was one of those. i got all of my orders right, talked to the people with confidence, the whole 9 yards. then it was time for dessert.

for dessert, they were having cake, some pastries, and coffee for whoever wanted it. my job was to go around asking people if they wanted coffee, and if they did, pour them a cup. sounds easy enough right? i thought so too. i was walking around, being my forced happy cheery self in hopes that it would help bring up the tipping after the party, and i approached one of the tables in the back of the room. "would you like some coffee?" i asked the table. i wish i could remember what this woman said, but she said something so i bent down to respond to her. i relive this moment weekly. it's been two years, i still cringe so hard thinking about this. nobody at this restaurant told me about the coffee pots from hell we had. these fucking coffee pots that we brought the coffee around in have this long, curved spout that if you pull back too fast, they spew molten hot fucking coffee everywhere. well guess what fucking happened. i bent down to talk to the lady, and when i came back up, i started to turn around to walk away and i hear an ear piercing scream. fuck, i don't even know if i could call it a scream, it was more like a desperate, deadly cry for help. i turn back around, and this younger woman who was sitting at the same table was standing there, in her gorgeous white sun dress, her bare legs drenched in coffee. this wasn't cold coffee. this was fresh out the fucking pot coffee. she's standing there, screaming, in a small room with about 40 members of her friends and family in it. and then there's me. 18 year old, dumbfounded, asperger-y statured me. holding the pot of coffee. i ask you reddit, what you would do at that exact moment. because i sure as fuck didn't know. i still don't know what the appropriate reaction would have been. the best i could come up with at the moment was to really really quietly mumble something like "i'm sorry. let me get something" and i jetted out of there some people in the room even realized what happened, satan's coffee pot in hand. i told one of the other older waiters working the party, then i just stood there. i couldn't go back in there. so i just stood. 

the woman wound up being okay, she just left the building with possible minor burns, but i never found out the end result. i know for a fact her dress was ruined, but that was relatively insignificant considering. my boss didn't say a word to me, for the rest of the day. hell, i don't know if i talked to him the rest of the week. the rest of my co-workers kept telling me stupid things that they've done in the restaurant, but none of it was nearly as bad as what i just did. 

easily the most embarrassing experience of my life, hopefully it stays that way.

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do i have to say fuck jenny for this to get any notability?

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TIFU by learning to become a waiter