Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: actually happened last night.  my wife and i were going to get jiggy with it, but i had drank a couple beers and she hates the smell on my breath.  no biggie, figured i would just swish some listerine.  the problem is, instead of the usual light flavor she usually buys, my wife had picked up the cinnamon flavor.  i found it intense as hell but i didn't think it would be an issue.  well i must have had some of it left on my tongue, cause when i went downtown to vaginatown she screamed bloody murder, accidentally kneed me in the face, and ran out of the room.  i found her in the kitchen rubbing an ice cube on her poontang.

TIFU by using Listerine before making sweet love to my wife