Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: me: while at office chair, unbox new phone because old one shattered, almost drop new phone. like, catch it by two knuckles.

me: go to show roommate nick how close i just was to dropping my brand new effing phone. move the chair so that as i show him, i'm holding the phone over the bed, just in case.

me: while demonstrating how i caught it, fling new phone backward over shoulder, onto the hardwood floor.

me: dive for phone but roll in office chair and knock over a fan, which hits the tv. 

me: cower in shame.

nick: quietly puts a tender hand on my shoulder.

TIFU by breaking so much shit