Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway for soon to be revealed reasons 
background info: i am a 17 year old high school soon to be senior.
i have never had problems shaving my pubic hair before.

dear reddit,
earlier today i sincerely fucked up. yesterday morning i decided to shave my pubic hair, no biggie i've never had a problem with it before. about half way through my shaving i received a phone call from a buddy of mine asking if i wanted to go disc golfing, and of course i couldn't say no so i told him to give me 15 minutes. that was my first mistake, now i put myself in a position where i had to hurry up my shaving. so i am going all out down there.. taking no time to make sure i made no mistakes. by the time i am done shaving there are little cuts everywhere, and i can already tell i am going to have razor burn. 
fast forward three hours to me sitting in my room watching man vs. wild and out of the blue my balls start itching so bad, this was as if i had a million tiny little bugs biting my nut sack. nothing would remove the pain, and itching it made it 100x worse so i run upstairs in a panic to find a solution. i was rummaging in my medicine cabinet for about five minutes and then it seemed like god answered my prayers for i found the almighty anti-itch cream. i don't use it too often and i was in too much of a hurry to read the warning labels so in one swift motion i empty about half the tube in my hand and lather my balls and dick right up. ah, sweet relief. everything seemed fine for the rest of the night, no itching, so i fell asleep and had amazing dreams. when i wake up i always have to use the bathroom so i walk upstairs from my bedroom and open my pee-hole in my boxers and i pull out what used to be my penis. guys it looked horrible.. it literally looked like i went tanning outside for 10 hours straight with no sunscreen on while focusing all the light on my cock and balls. it was peeling and super red and still hurts to touch 27 hours later. i really don't know what to do, every time i get an erection the outer layer of ruined skin (or dried up anti-itch cream) rips and tears and puts me in extreme pain. i could not even imagine masturbating, but i assume it would feel like all my foreskin was ripping. 
now i am reading the warning layer of the anti-itch cream and it says visibly " do not use on large areas of skin. "

reddit today i truly fucked up.
please help me. :~(

edit: i still went disc golfing.

TIFU: By over using anti-itch cream. Slightly NSFW