Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i was feeling peckish and thought i'd try my hand at a stir fry. started with onions, mushrooms, green peppers and shrimp. was looking okay but too small. i had some boiled potatoes in the fridge and i thought that might add a little bulk so i threw them in. gross, so bland, needed to be spiced up a bit. looked in the fridge again and found some herb & garlic salad dressing so i added that. even more gross.  i turned up the heat in an effort to at least fry it up properly. went to the bathroom. came back and it was almost on fire. smoke alarm went off. knock at my door. it was the super coming to see if i was okay. apparently, i had funked up the whole floor of my apartment building. i said “sorry, i can't cook.” he replied “well, you could learn!”

TIFU – my stir fry went horribly wrong