Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu by sleeping in.  last night, i set my alarm for 8:30am, so i can wake up in time for a flight to seattle that leaves around 10. i only live about 15 minutes from it, and i was only doing a mileage run, so i really wasn't concerned about getting to the airport extra early.  so my alarm goes off, i look at my phone, and google has an alert saying that the plane is delayed 50 minutes.  great! i can sleep in a bit more.  so i do, get back up at 915, turn on the tv for a few minutes, then look at my phone again, see that it's no longer delay.  i jump out of bed, get dressed, only have time to eat a banana, hop on my bike and race to the airport.  of course, when i get there, i have a hard time finding parking because all of the bike spots are taken, so i start to panic even more.  eventually finding a spot, i power walk into the terminal, can't get my ticket printed at the kiosk, so have to go to an agent.  he tells me i can still make it if i run, so i do.  

by the time i get to the gate, they are on the last call, excited to have made it, show the boarding agent my ticket and get on.  to my surprise, only 7 other people are on the plane.  i take my seat and before closing the door, the flight attendants offer the 3 of us in coach to sit in first class.  as we are pushing back, my stomach starts to cramp up, it hit me that i wasn't able to take my normal morning poop.  i'm squirming a bit in the chair, trying to play it off like i just can't get comfortable, hoping it would just pass.  i feel a fart coming on, so i bend over like i'm reaching into the seat pocket, letting one slide out.  unfortunately, a bit of shit came along with it. so there i am, stomach cramping, sitting in a shart, which smells of baby diapers, nothing i can do about it, till we get off the ground.  

the captain comes over the pa and lets us know we are third in line and should be taking off in about 7 minutes.  i toss an turn the entire time, eyes watering from the pain, smelling that awful smell, the nice lady beside me notices, and asks if something is wrong.  i just tell her, i didn't sleep well, my back was hurting.  so we are now off the ground and i'm waiting for the 10,000 foot ding, to let me know i can jump up.  patient waiting, have my eyes set on that bathroom door, hear the ding, reach down to unbuckle, and before i can get it off, the guy, 2 seats in front of me, is up and walking, almost like a ninja.  with a brisk pace, i walk up to the front and ask the flight attendant if i can use the bathroom in coach since this one was in use.  she just smiles and says sure.  racing to the back, finally on the toilet, relief strikes, and figure my day will be good.  

look down and of course, it was a pretty bad shart, my briefs are just covered.  i take them off and throw them in the trash can, while i finish my poop. all finished now, i stand up, clean off my butt, flush the toilet, and realize, the cow pie i just left, wasn't going down.  i again start to panic, because they fa's will know it was me because i was the only back there.  i wad up a grip load of toilet paper, soak it in the sick, throw it on top of it, to try to get it to flush and it of course does nothing, just wooshs down, finally giving up, i wash my hands and head back to my seat.  the rest of the flight was unproductive. when land in seattle, deplaned, said bye to the fa's.  

now since this was just a mileage run, i was only staying in seattle for 50 minutes, then heading back home.  of course it's on the same airplane, but i figured it would be packed on the way back, and i could hide in my seat.  got some food, since i missed breakfast, then they started boarding.  as i'm getting on the plane, the same fa that said i could use the rear bathrooms, sees me, and says "welcome back, next time, just ask us for a bowl cleaner." i of course, hung my head in shame, took my seat and, didn't get up till it was time for me to sneak off the plane.

 
woke up late, couldn't do my morning routine, nearly missed a flight, shit my pants on the plane, left a massive cow pie in the toilet, and a flight attendant called me out on it.

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TIFU by over sleeping