Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so the obligatory this wasn't today. 

me and this girl have been dating for about 11 months now, and she's currently in wisconsin seeing her family for the remainder of winter break. she's been saying how much she misses me, and how she would do anything to feel me/see me. 

me being the amazing boyfriend i am, i decided to mail her a sweater that i got for christmas from my cousin. the sweater is a size too small for me, but two sizes too big for her. she absolutely loves big sweaters, as you can assume most girls do. 

here's where the fuck up happens, as i'm prepping everything, about to put the sweater in a box with a cute love letter, i take my bottle of ralph lauren polo red cologne out, and give it afew good sprays. unluckily enough, the head of the cologne bottle was facing the opposite direction of the sweater, and as i squeezed it twice, it sprayed me right into my left eye. 

i've been sitting in the bathroom washing my eye out, wandering if it's really worth all the effort to go blind for this woman (it probably is, she's amazing).

TIFU by sending a sweater to my girlfriend whos out of town