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Input: Text: tifu. background: i take pills daily for blood pressure, cholesterol, acid reflux and parkinson's. most of them i take around 5, after i'm home from work. two of the parkinson's i have to also take when i wake up at 5, then at 9 and 1. usually, i fill up the pill daily box on sunday night. but i was feeling lazy and i had missed the evening of saturday and the afternoon of sunday, so i had two doses ready to go. i figured i'd take the morning dose from one of those and refill for today, then do the whole week tonight. so, i'm up at 5 but not awake. i take the morning dose fine, but when i went to fill up for the missing daily does for today, i find a bottle of carbo/levo in the target bottle.
so wait, there's more setup. target fills the prescription with non-generic but i have switched to the mail pharmacy my health plan likes cause i get three months for the price of one. the target bottle pill is smaller and a white table so i think, that's what the real thing should look like. what the heck, i have to use up those, so i put in it. and that's the one i take at 9 a.m.
the problem, target does sell me my ambien prescription and it puts it in the "you're never going to open this sucker" bottle. i had gotten tired of opening that bottle, so i put it in a all-used up carbo/levo bottle. i don't take my sleeping pills daily, just when i need them, so i know they're kept beside the t.v. well, i know when i'm awake.
i took the pill while i was on a email call, which aren't too hard, but i find myself losing focus. i get off the call and i get my review with my lead who has since moved on to another position so it's been a while. i'm feeling sick and falling asleep. i leave work wondering what the heck is wrong with me now and don't remember the bottle switch till i'm on the bus.

TIFU By Taking Drugs at Work