Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck up happened like 3 hours ago and i'm still paying its consequences.

so i suffer from heartburn from time to time, and this monday morning, the morning of my family road trip to the beach, was one of those times. so when i woke up i could feel the acid from my stomach going up and down my throat like if i was eating fire or something. so i get up and go to the kitchen drawer where my mother keeps her medicine and other stuff to see if she has something in there to turn off the fire in my throat. 

here's the fuck up. i can't see anything without my glasses, and i went to the kitchen without putting them on and it was also really dark in the kitchen so my vision was pretty limited but since it was early in the morning i was too sleepy and all i could think of was getting rid of the heartburn so i open the drawer and pull out some pills but i couldn't really read their names and since furosemide and famotidine both start  with a "f" and being as blind and as sleepy as i was this morning i took one pill of furosemide thinking it said famotidine. 

as soon as i swallowed the pill i came to the realization that famotidine doesn't come in the common round white shape most pills come but in some rectangular green shape. so i run to my bedroom, put my glasses on and turn on the kitchen light  only to find out that i had taken a diuretic and that i was destined to piss my self to death if i didn't do something, so i ran to the bathroom and unsuccessfully tried to vomit the pill and so now i'm in my father's car, seating in the back seat, waiting for the next gas station so i can go to the urinals for the 6th time in like 3 hours and thinking that i might die dehydrated in this 6 hour road trip under the tropical sun of costa rica at noon.

TIFU by taking furosemide (diuretic pill) instead of famotidine (heartburn pill)