Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a few weeks ago i walking home from the gym and i get a text message from a girl i had hooked up with once several weeks earlier. the hookup was a classic drunken mistake, woke up to find a girl i was not really attracted to and she was also extremely annoying. anyways, the story begins a few weeks after the original hookup with the text i read while walking home. 

text reads: "i want to come to your place and make you cum."

being an impulsive and often irrational decision maker i reply:
"sure, get here now"

this girl shows up about 15 minutes later(its the middle of the day) and the moment i see her i am instantly reminded of how little i am attracted to her. it seems to mean/awkward to send her away after i texted her to come over so i go ahead and lie in the bed i've made. afterwards, she starts getting dressed and i grab a towel to get ready for a shower. i say something like "i'm gonna grab a quick shower then i've got three hours of class." 

panic sets in when she quickly responds "oh that's ok, i brought my book bag with me. i'm going to get some work done from here and then when you come back we can have sex again."

shit, i have no class for the rest of the day and i really do not want to hang out with this girl.  "um ok" is all i muster for a response and walk to the bathroom to try and solve this in the shower.

what in the hell am i going to do for three hours? it crosses my mind to go see a movie, but then i still have to come back and deal with this girl in my bedroom. i take one of the longest showers of my life, trying to find a solution that doesn't have me telling this girl to get out. i am a coward. 

i leave the shower without a solution and as i walk down the hallway back to my room i see the red fire alarm handle on the wall. i pull it almost as soon as i see it. i know, decision making hasn't been strong to this point. it takes like four or five second for the alarm to go off and i am already back in my room when the sirens start blaring. i look at the girl in my best attempt at utter bewilderment and then throw out a "we have to evacuate." she packs her stuff and leaves, i quickly get dressed and head outside to get away from the deafening sirens. 

about ten minutes later the fire department shows up to turn off the alarm. everyone who lives in the house is sitting outside on the porch(alarm goes off all the time and been through this routine dozens of times) except this time after they do their sweep of the house the guy in charge calls over everyone who was inside the house at the time of the alarm. "which one of you pulled the alarm?" i look around as confused as my housemates. one of my friends responds "this thing goes off all the time, a light breeze will set it off." fire chief standing next to police officer immediately comes back "the system shows us which handle was pulled and the handle has to be physically reset after being pulled, this wasn't a smoke alarm. pulling the fire alarm can be prosecuted as a felony" 

police and fire department guys spend over an hour grilling us to figure out who was responsible. i resist shitting my pants the entire time. after not being able to single me out, they finally give up and leave with a warning that if it happens again someone is going to jail.

 

edit: did not make this clear but we had sex and she waited around to have sex again.

TIFU by lying about having somewhere to be