Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this story is really split in to two parts but let me give you a little background. i am currently 26 and managing the front office at a hotel. the first part of the story occurred when i was 17 and a junior in high school.
part 1: me and a good friend, lets call him steve, were hanging out at my house one day. now steve was a strange kid in many different ways. steve dealt marijuana fairly regularly, kept thousands of dollars in his piano, and was quite talented with a bo staff so to a high schooler he was pretty awesome. steve had a saying that he liked to use and it went as such:

     "on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being you love cocks and 10 being you love cocks, how much would you say you love cocks?"

now this was a juvenile and quite offensive question but we were young and thought it was quite hilarious to ask people. steve particularly would stop this girl diane (who was a freshman) in the hallway and ask her this and she would giggle and carry on with her day. diane and i were friends that flirted a lot and i was still really looking for my first real girlfriend so i was thinking "why not a freshman? i can't mess that up too bad!". fast forward a week and i posted steve's famous saying directly on diane's myspace page (yeah it was the tail end of that). 
later that week steve and i were hanging out at my house and were on aim chatting with diane. she asks if steve and i want to come over and hang out and of course steve is all gung-ho about it. she doesn't want us to just come over though because her mom wouldn't allow it so we had to come over to "tutor her in chemistry" which actually made sense since i was a chemistry tutor. we go over to diane's house and go out to this gazebo in the middle of a cul-de-sac right outside of her house. while "tutoring her for chemistry" her mom slowly approaches from across the street with some papers in her hand. she stops right outside the gazebo and just stands there for a minute and stares at me. i just slowly shut my chemistry book and stared right back at her. mrs. anderson (diane's mother) slowly turns the paper around and shows them to us. on those papers was the print out of her daughter's myspace page. she proceeds to lambaste me for disrespecting her daughter so much and asking what kind of sick bastard i was for writing "on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being you love cocks and 10 being you love cocks, how much would you say you love cocks?" on her daughter's page. 
i was completely mortified. i mean i was a pretty good kid with good grades, extracurriculars, and a good reputation. i had never been yelled at by an adult before besides my own parents. completely embarrassed after mumbling some excuses i got the hell out of there and drove home as quickly as i could. i never talked to diane again. which brings us to today....

i am the manager of the front desk at a hotel 2 states away from where i went to high school. i was covering a shift at the front desk this morning and a couple came to check into their hotel room. i asked for their last name and the man responded with "blake mitchell" so i started the process of checking them in. towards the end of the process the woman (who looked vaguely familiar) asked me what high school i went to. i responded with the name of my high school and this little smirk comes on her face. she asks me if i recognized her and i responded by saying no. she just stared at me and said.... "i'm diane anderson's mom".
shit.
my face went completely white... then bright red... and now i am hiding in the back office dreading the time she comes down from her room. it has been 9 years and this woman still terrifies me.

TIFU by confirming where I went to high school to a still angry mom