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Input: Throwaway because this situation sucks. 

One day I randomly mentioned to my Uncle and Aunt that I would love to visit [exotic location] where they live and hang out with them. I said I’d probably only be able to stop by for a day on a cruise. They said 1 day is too short and I should come stay for a couple weeks. They also generously offered to pay for my ticket (money is no concern for them). Internally I was thinking, wow this kind of stuff never happens for me!

So today I fly out, get to their house for the first time ever and it’s a mess. I try not to judge because not everyone wants to be a minimalist but every surface is covered with newspapers, books, papers and miscellaneous broken crap. For example there is a broken under seat suitcase on their coffee table. Wtf. Overall it’s a bit grimy and generally unclean. Lunch is ready on the stove but it’s uncovered with little flies and the stove is covered in bits of old food. I gag a bit and mentally decide to stick salads for the next two weeks. My room is the neatest space, with a few boxes and an overflowing closet. 

I spend the day at the beach and come back to their place tonight. As we’re eating dinner a roach runs into the kitchen. They casually continue eating but I jump up out of my seat and start freaking out. They tell me it’s silly that I’m afraid because I’m so much bigger than a roach. Also this is part and parcel of living in [exotic location]. I cringe but continue eating not to be rude. Then while we’re in the living room another roach appears and a mouse runs from under the fridge and starts eating the dogs dinner. I scream and jump up on the couch. They start chuckling that I’m overreacting because there are mice and roaches everywhere.  My Uncle feels bad for me and tries to get me to calm down. 

I want to leave ASAP but my Uncle is SO happy to have me here and has been telling everyone I came to visit. He would be hurt if I leave early. I have a splitting headache, can’t sleep and I don’t know what to do. 

Tl;dr- Uncle and Aunt fly me out to stay at their home in [exotic location] for free. Their house is dirty with roaches and a mouse. I want to GTFO ASAP. 

AITA for wanting to leave ASAP?



wanting to leave early on a vacation I didn't pay for