Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: for background, i'm a middle-aged man approaching my 40s, rather shy guy and not really good when it comes to flirting and picking up girls. i've only ever had 2 serious relationships in my life and no other relations. i live alone with my two loved cats and lately i’ve been feeling a bit lonely and old.
 
at the beginning of this year i started taking dance lessons at a club and meeting new fantastic girls. in september i met a girl that i liked and i did my best attempt at flirting with her because i found her attractive at first and then she hit me like a nice person. i somehow did succeed and we had a very small affair, but before 2 weeks passed i started to see some big red flags and i bailed out. i told her we couldn't date. mind you we didn't even say anything up to this point that we were a couple or anything like that, we were more or less fuck buddies and that's that. but she wanted way more, she was hook up on me. i went up to her house (she lived very close to me) and told her, in the kindest way i could, that we were not going to go beyond that point, that at most we could be friends and/or fuck buddies if she was into that. she told me she was not willing to be fuck buddies and i said ok, we could be friends then if she wanted. she seemed to be a bit hurt about the outcome but there was not much else i could do at this point for her (i think?).
 
some days go by and i meet her again at the dance club. here comes huge mistake #1. we hang out together, dance a bit, start getting a bit frisky and we made out there. i told her, before that happened, "do you remember what i told you, right? that we aren't going to go beyond this point?". she said that she remembered, and that she didn't want to do it if that was the case. even though she said that, we ended up making out.
 
we had sex, even when she was aware what i told her (i repeated it several times during the night) and she kept saying that she didn't want to have sex if i only wanted to be a fuck buddy, i told her ok, we can stop right now, but in the end, we both wanted sex and we did it (flesh is weak...). after we finished i repeated that there was no couple and she then started to get upset, like i was playing with her or something. honestly, i think i couldn't express any clearer that sex was the only thing that would happen between her and me, but in hindsight probably i should have just be gone and not even make out with her.
 
one of the red flags i saw on her started going out of control. she was jealous as fuck, and whenever i would greet some other girl (just about any friend) in the dance club and/or dance a couple songs with any girl that she would find moderately attractive she would come up to me and make a scene, even when we were not a couple at all ever!!
i tried to politely tell her (huge mistake #2) that we were not a couple, that i was dancing with a girl because i'm at a dancing club and i went there to dance, and that i was just talking to a (girl) friend and that she shouldn't make a scene. this happened a couple times and i tried my best to be nice to her and escalate down the situation.
 
 
now it gets to the worst part. i met another great girl, but in this case, it was not just some physical attraction, we started talking more and more and i really liked her. i even told her about the affair i had with this other girl and some of the problems i had with her. i didn't give her all the details just because it was a rather long story to talk about the first day we were hanging out.
yesterday i went to have dinner with her and then we went to the dance club. there she was girl #1 dancing as well. i tried to get away from her and start dancing with girl #2. girl #1 comes close to us and starts moving around us to be in front of my view. i try not to look and continue dancing until the song is over. at this point, girl #1 comes up to me and starts making a scene. after some discussion with her where i try to be polite, girl #2 bails out and says she is not willing to be in the middle of that. i go after her trying to apologize and ask her for forgiveness for the scene. she is mad at me because apparently, she had many men lie to her in the past and she is really not willing to believe that girl #1 is obsessed and i have nothing to do with her. she tells me that i was not being nice to girl #1 for flirting with her in front of girl #1. i told her i was not trying to flirt in front of girl #1, in fact i tried to move away from her and was girl #1 the one that got close to us. i also told her that i was not willing to stop going to dance club and live my life because girl #1 could be there and be upset for anything i could do (extortion much?).
 
now girl #2 is moderately mad at me and i couldn't even talk (yell?) at girl #1 when girl #2 left the club and i chased her because girl #1 left before i went back to the club to confront her (even considering pressing charges if she does not stop all together at this point).
 
i know some points where i fucked up, like making out with girl #1 after telling her nothing would happen and being polite with her when she started making scenes, where i should have been sterner, but, beyond that, was my behaviour really despicable? i'm genuinely wondering if my behaviour was not correct towards any of the girls because i really don't want this to happen ever again, i have myself for a nice guy, but maybe i'm acting wrong and i don't even notice...

 
make out with obsessed jealous girl, some weeks later meet really nice girl that i'm totally into. obsessed girl sees us and makes a scene provoking that nice girl bails out.**

edit: nicer words

TIFU by flirting with a crazy girl