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Input: Text: this happened 3 hours ago. sorry for the long post and my english is not my main language :)

introduction: i'm a 20 year old college student studying mechanical engineering. i always travel an hour from home to college and i sometimes see people (while traveling this far distance) who i was friends with from like 4-10 years ago.

in the first years of higschool, which was like 8-9 years ago or something (i was 11/12 y/o), i was known for having a big tongue and because of that the two hottest girls of the class always gave me hints but being the shy dude i never picked up on those hints.

the 5th year of highschool was already the moment where my puberty had been fucking with me for a long time, making me an asshole sometimes, having raging hormones, not listening to anyone. and that was the moment i realised: ''shit, those girls from 4 years ago were really hot, i'm so stupid that i never understood those hints''. one of those hot girls had the best ass i've ever seen in my entire life, let's call her rukhma. this was the time i realised that i love ass.

years later, when i started college (3 years ago), i wasn't shy anymore ofcourse, i started working out, going out more, understanding life more, seeing education as serious business and trying to get high grades while still being social. this mentality of mine made me get lots of friends and basically just having a normal life with no awkward shyness anymore. one thing still hasn't changed though: my obsession with ass.

now, a week ago, i was in the bus going to college while listening to music and minding my own business. the bus arrives at the metro station and i stand up to scan my travel card and get out the bus. while i stand up there's a girl with long blonde hair standing in front of me and i notice her butt, i was thinking: ''whoa that ass is pretty familiar''. she turned around and i saw her face and i immediately thought : ''holy shit that's rukhma!''.

she was like : ''hey! long time no see! whatsup!''. we had to take the same metro so we talked and talked a lot about pretty much everything. we started talking about diets, workouts, nutrition, staying healthy. and i found out she started working out too and dieting (keto diet blabla). she knows a lot about health and working out so i started asking some advice and she helped me a lot with it. at the end of our convo she asked : ''if you want we can go swimming next friday''. she knows that 7 years ago i was training to become a lifeguard and that i was a pretty fast swimmer. i said : ''of course! my end goal is to look like michael phelps anyways lmao'' 

on the way back home i was thinking : ''yes! now i have the chance to impress her, i was the best swimmer in town 7 years ago, i can now show off my skills again, what could possibly go wrong right?...''

so on friday (today) we went to the biggest pool of our town (which was actually not big). she came early so she was already swimming inside. i went to the changing room, got geared up, put every valuable stuff in the locker and went to the pool. 
i told myself : ''hehe, long time no see pool, we meet again''. yes i was thinking full of myself because i used to beat everyone in this pool while racing, save heavy dolls from the depths etc. little did i know that my cardio is really fucked up and that all the workouts that i have done (which were just to pump some muscles) didn't contribute to any improvement in my cardio. in the years that i stopped swimming from highscool to college, i became much fatter which really had an impact on my cardio and this is why i decided to workout at the start of my college. i gained a bit of muscles, and i did lose 8 kg's (i'm 1.80 m and 77 kg now) but still, when i sit you can notice a visible belly.

i asked rukhma : ''wanna race?'' she said ''sure''. so boom here we go.
she used the breaststroke method and i was using the front crawl method which is way faster speaking from experience. you can see all the water splashing in my lane because i was swimming brutally, and she was way behind me. i was halfway there and suddenly i had a weird feeling in my body and i felt immediately exhausted, this made me slower and she won the race. i was breathing heavily and said : ''ok holy shit wait stop i cant go on anymore i'm not feeling well'' 
i had to rest for a bit and we continued again, this time using the breatstroke method. every lap i had to rest because i wasn't feelling well. so i decided we should go to the water slide **here starts the fuck up** 

we had to walk the stairs and it was like 6 stories long. we arrived at the top and i felt really fucked up from walking those stairs, but i ignored the exhausted feeling and we still went to slide, it was really fun. 
so i was really stupid and still ignored my health issues and went for another slide. why did i ignore it? because my mind was still in the mode: ''must. impress. girl''. i just kept pushing myself, and at the 4th ride my vision went black, it felt like my 1920x1080 vision became 200x200, i could barely see anymore. i splashed in the pool at the end of the slide and stood up feeling extremely dizzy and really warm, i was still trying to shake it off and act as if nothing happened and then boom **i threw up all over the floor**. yep that was not really charismatic ofcourse. everyone was like ''wow are you okay?'', rukhma was already trying to get a lifeguard but i said no it's ok: i threw up so much that it felt like a relief and i actually felt ok afterwards, my eyesight restored, my dizzyness faded away but in my mind i was extremely mad at myself thinking : ''noooo i fucked up, why did this happen', right when i try to impress the hottest girl'

i actually laughed about it, it was that laugh when you start an exam and you read the first question and you laugh cause you know you're fucked. 


i promised myself that from now on i will go jogging at least once a week because i realised how much my cardio sucks.

 

the hottest girl i know from 5-10 years ago saw me in the bus and asked me to go swimming. i thought i was a great swimmer because 7 years ago i was the fastest in town and training to be a lifeguard. but gaining more fat throughout my life has detroyed my cardio. felt dizzy while trying to push myself to the max and eventually threw up all over the floor fucking up my attempt to impress the girl with the best ass from 7 years ago.

TIFU by trying to impress a girl while swimming