Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it's just happened about an hour ago. i think i just lost my voice, and the fu is not funny or anywhere close to funny. 

anyway, i spent about $2000 (i'm a student still and i support my self) flying across half the globe last month to visit my family and surprise them by just turning up at the door. it had been 3 years since i last saw them and honestly it was just great to see everyone (mind you, ive never heard mom screaming like that before). i thought everything was normal until i noticed that my dad drinks everyday during dinner. sometimes it's a beer or at least 3 shots of solid alcohol. the man is 60 himself... and yea it's like there's a alcoholism gene in his family. 

for a little bit of background: im from asia and not sure about other countries in the area but, when people are drunk over here shit can hit the fan pretty fast. my dad in particular would start complaining and rambling, shouting, finding shits to talk about and get real angry very easily. i kinda got used to it since ... forever.

anyway, today was my mom's birthday and mind you it is 2 days away from luna new year. us kids spent an entire day cleaning the house and we were expecting dad to drive mom back home from grandparent's place (she stays there to take care of my grandma). surprise surprise, dad decides to go out and drink with some "mates". mom refused to be driven home by a drunk man, staying at my grandparent's place, there goes of of the plans for her birthday. 

by the time he got home (about 3 hours later), i could smell alcohol through his breath. dinner was passing with the occasional poke at his alcoholism from me and my sister ( she's 30 and im 19 btw so we had a fair share of experience). as drunk as he was things got out of control on his side and there was shouting/ swearing/ blaming/ flaming/ shits about his alcoholic family and the troubles they caused us through the years. note my brother in law - my sister's husband heard the entire thing. 

i was extremely distressed and disappointed at the fucked up man i was looking at and flying through half the globe to see. so.. i exploded like never before, my shout surpassed his voice and everyone else's (yet he still got going- i didn't swear or anything though just the simple "get the hell into your room and get some rest!!" to stop the situation). nope, he kept going, couldn't catch a breath any more i slammed the table and here's the quote: 

dad_ "what the fuck was that slam for ?"
me_ "i can't freaking speak and want to get your attention- please leave and get some rest"
dad_ "if you can't speak then shut the fuck up!!"

the shouting between my siblings and father went on for a wee while until he shuts up and leave for a shower. i just felt numb at this point and continued with cleaning the sofa and living room (spring cleaning) and just broke down at one point. i felt like i was about to have a seizure when i shouted at my dad.

note: i actually witnessed my sister getting a seizure in a similar situation like this about ten years ago. that was another fuck up on dad's family, his younger brother attempted suicide after getting pissed with him for some shitty reasons. 

i'm leaving the country in about 3 days and i don't think i'm coming back for at least 4 years. this is the mess that my family and i will have to deal with over the next few days. i think mom knows about this when she called me aftermath. i'm just scared for my family having to deal with this for as long as my father lives. he's a loving and hard working man but, it's always the alcohol. it was a fucked up situation and i fucked up. 


please drink responsibly. 

i don't know what to do, or think.

TIFU by screaming at my alcoholic dad