Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i thought i would have enough time to sleep this off. take the trip, my demons told me. it is, afterall, just a sleeping pill. right?  
  
wrong.  
  
i'm sitting at work now pretty much in a hypnotic state. dazed and confused. discombobulated, disconcerted, and derrrping hard. my head is lolling from side to front to back again and my eyelids are about as swollen as a hippo's ass after playing hungry hungry hippos with 4 fat and angry gay kids.    
  
i drank some apple juice, now i'm onto the coffee, attempted to fight the drowsiness by eating a bagel blt, had a cigarette. and still i'm royally fucked. a few moments ago i put my head down on my desk and th....  
  
...my eyes fly open. my manager's piercing tiger-like glare has me pinned to the desk. the hunger in his eyes is wild, animalistic. he stares. i stare. he doesn't blink. i blink several dozen times. my eyebrow twitches ever so slightly and he pounces...  
  
it was at this moment that i knew...i fucked up.

TIFU by taking the blue pill 6 hours before work