Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened today, but for context we go back a couple years.

a few years ago i woke up with immense pain in my groin, i checked my self out and had a cyst about the size of a marble that had grown overnight right at the base of my dick where it meets my balls. i went to urgent care and they removed it and ended up getting stitches.

fast forward to last night, i noticed a pain down there and saw another small sore similar to the cyst, but not as big yet. i decided to wait over night and see what happened, if it grew i'd go to the urgent care, but hopefully it would subside.

this morning nothing had changed so i called it good. i got home from work just now and checked it out, and noticed it was oozing a little like a white head that is popping. i went over to the toilet and grabbed some tissue to clean up.  i didn't want to get blood on my shorts, so i dropped them down to the ground.

as i finished cleaning up, standing in front of the toilet like that eventually made me have to go, so since i was already there i started taking a leak.

as i'm going to the bathroom, my roommate comes home and walks into the bathroom (which i had neglected to lock because i wasn't planning on taking a leak and because i was home alone at the time).

roommate walks in, sees me standing at the toilet with my shorts around my ankles like a 5 year old, stops, turns around and shuts the door.  and now everyone in the house thinks i never learned how to pee in public.

TIFU Getting Caught Peeing Like a 5 Year Old