Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've been crawling around in the attic for the past couple of days running wires for new lights/fans. 

its full of old blown in insulation and even though its 90*, i still make it a point to wear work pants. 

i'd say ultimately my mistake was not wearing a belt as somehow a chunk of it made it down into my sweaty ass crack. 

so i finally crawl out and immediately have to shit. i go shit, and must have drug a piece of the insulation of my tender little brown eye while i was wiping. 

it's itching and stinging and the shower didn't help much.

TIFU by wiping my ass with fiberglass insulation.