Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i was walking with my grandad in cambridge, a city in england. i was 6 years old at the time, and i didn't know that santa wasn't real, let alone what porn was. my grandad wanted to visit a bookshop, so ok, fair enough. he goes up to the counter to pay and my 6 year old attention span has reached it's end. i look around for something to do. so then i see a magazine (oh god) and decide i should read some batman. i open the magazine... and it was pornography. cringe.

anyway, 6 year old me was morbidly curious about why the woman was eating his penis, and what "fap fap fap" meant. my grandad sees me, rips the magazine out of my hand and says threateningly:
"don't you tell your mother." 
i knew i had messed up, so i didn't say anything. i feel sorry for my grandad most of all; he now has to live with the fact that he permanently scarred my innocent, sweet, virgin mind. 

 

edit: grammar.

TIFU by reading a porn magazine (NSFW)