Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory this didn't happen today but rather last weekend. 

my so and i were invited over to our friend's fuck-buddies house (lets call him jake) to have some drinks and play some cards. we arrive and all is well, some shots are poured and everyone is feeling good. 

the night turned sour when our friend pulled my so aside to tell her that her other fuck buddy(lets call him mark) was going to be in town, and that jake can't know, so don't tell him because he hates mark with a living passion and will kill him on sight (yes they know about each other, i never said my friend was smart). she also asked if mark could stay at our place while he was in town, which i obliged to. 

eventually we reach a point in the evening where it was just us guys sitting around the table while the girls were upstairs talking. me in my slightly buzzed state of mind looks over at jake and says (que fuck up), "hey man, you should know that mark is coming into town. but don't worry he's not gonna stay with her because he's staying at my place i got you bro". jake did not take this well (he was drunk and also has anger management problems i find out). fast forward through a bunch of bullshit, and jake and our friend have been up in the bedroom for quiet a while talking about the situation, both drunk as hell. eventually he comes downstairs, grabs the bottle of jim beam, and chugs the rest. he proceeds to look at us and say "i think i fucked up". apparently he was referring to what happened while he was upstairs with our friend. they had decided to have sex to avoid having a rough conversation, and he tried to slip it somewhere she was not expecting. she started crying. 

fast forward even further and we had taken our friend back to our place because she is extremely distraught and drunk from the nights events. she grabs an uber and goes to the bar that jake and everyone else had gone to. she finds jake passed out in the parking lot, and calls us to ask if we knew if he had taken his insulin that evening. he didn't. this proved to be a problem since he had chugged who knows how many beers, taken who knows how many shots, and chugged that bottle of jim beam. all because i pissed him off by telling him something he should not have known about. 

he is taken to the er and is in critical condition when he arrives. 
luckily they were able to stabilize him. 

i feel like an ass.

TIFU by unintentionally causing unwanted anal and sending a diabetic to the hospital.