Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: getting ready to go to work, noticed my section down under could use a nice freshening to get it nice and comfy so my junk doesnt stick to my legs. now, here's the fuck up. most people use the big [bottles full of powder](http://media.onsugar.com/files/images/300.jpg), but i use an aerosol deoderant spray because i like to think it works better. now, next to the spray, my mother's almost identically-looking bottle of hair spray, extra strength, lays there. without looking, i grab the hair spray and spray it liberally all over my stuff, including my asshole. i didnt think to notice until i felt my my pubic hair harden, and by that point, i knew i was in deep shit. i stripped my pants off and jumped in the shower to scrub it all off, my pubes slowly tearing off with every step.

i got to work 15 minutes late, and i had to give my boss a long speech about how the traffic was bad due to some massive family reunion that filled most of the streets.

my junk still stuck to my legs.

TIFU by spraying my privates with hair spray.