Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: alright if you are joe i'm sorry for putting this on reddit but i had to tell somebody 

i'm in a group with my crush and his best friend (michael) they came to my place so we could finish the work. i gave them some lunch and then we started working.

about 2 hours after my crush went to the bathroom and he took a long ass time there! his friend went to check on him, and i went right after... he was having like massive diarrhea. it was very intense (we didnt hear it earlier bc we were at my room wich is the last room in the apartment, the bathroom is all the way to front of the apartment) he was literally crying! after what was like five minutes since we checked on him he he came back to my room looking very sick. i told him to lay on my bed while i called my mom since we were alone but my mom didn't answer my calls, i tried to call his mom but she didn't answer me either. as soon as i stop calling his mom he threw up at my bed and all over the floor! his friend is gagging (i am almost puking as well) he start apologizing i'm like:
"don't worry about it" but im actually freaking out because who is cleaning up this mess at the end of the its me.
after a while he asks me wtf did i put on that lunch and i say nothing because i didn't actually and then he says:
so why am i so sick then?
and i say:
so how me and michael are not sick?
at this point he rips a loud fart.
michael: 
you didn't shit yourself right dude?
joe:
i hope not
me:
c'mon seriously?! in my fucking bed?

at this point his mom calls me and i tell her everything, in no time she was thereabd left with joe. now it's just me and michael cleaning up my room. i don't know how i'm going to face him tomorrow but damn! who tf shits in a fucking bed?!

TIFU WITH MY CRUSH