Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my husband runs his own metal fabrication business. late tonight he remembered he needed to install a gate for a customer before the beginning of the business week so the customer didn't get fined by the city for not having their pool properly secured. the existing gate was already removed and a new post anchor was set in concrete. all my husband needed to do was hang the gate. simple enough.

as the only available muscle on a sunday night i accompanied my husband for extra help. we get to the residence and it's very dark with only a few neighborhood lights on. we unload the gate and struggle to get it into position. i realize i need light as i can't see shit. being the ms macgyver i am (sans mullet), i took the decorative top off the post and balanced my phone on the top to cast the most helpful of light. then we forced the pins in place. and everything went fucking dark. 

me: did my phone drop?


husband:yes


me: where is it?


husband: in the post


me: (dumbfounded laughter ensues) 

so my phone is about 8 feet down square tubing. anyone have any suggestions how we should get it out? my husband already google searched and apparently this isn't a common problem. 

here's my shitty [sketch](http://i.imgur.com/nyqjlje.jpg) to elaborate my predicament. 

 


update: husband tried the shop-vac and it was a no go. the phone was at too much of an angle and he couldn't get enough suction. and... he tried to text me telling me it wouldn't work and thought it was weird that i didn't reply. he decided to move on to the duct tape idea. figuring it would be hard to keep the duct tape ball from sticking to the side of the post, he thought up and built this [contraption](http://i.imgur.com/hqyc0r0.jpg). he attached it to a tie-down strap and added a piece of duct tape to the bottom. he lowered it down into the post with [much success](http://i.imgur.com/dwho3pu.jpg). what you see there is a nicely retrieved phone with a little bit of mud. after snapping that photo the phone fell off the contraption and hit the concrete and cracked. i'm one lucky gal with my phones.

thanks to everyone for their suggestions! with combined ideas we saved my phone.

TIFU by using my phone as a flashlight