Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so about 10 years ago i was out with my brother and met up with two incredibly beautiful women. we ended up going home with them and hooking up. no crazy foursome or anything, i went into one girls room and he went into the other. we kept in touch with both of them and i hooked up with the one a couple of times after that. turns out the girl i had hooked up with and my brother ended up hitting it off and within a month or so decided they were soulmates or whatever. he was a little bothered by the fact that i had hooked up with her but was able to see past it.
turns out, she had gotten pregnant and we weren't entirely sure who's it was as there was a week between my last hookup with her and his first. since we couldn't exactly keep it secret from family until the baby was born and we couldn't do a paternity test we just decided he would say it was his, since we figured that was most likely anyway. after he was born we secretly did the test and found out he is, in fact, mine. him and the mom got married a year later and i am very close to them so i get to be a big part of the kids life.


my son has found out about the whole 23andme thing and purchased the genetic testing kit. i had done it about a year ago when they still had the medical screening part, now that he has submitted his i'm worried what will happen if his results come up showing his father in the relatives, when my brother hasn't taken the test. does anybody know if that is a possibility? i don't really know how the kid will take it or how we could explain this to a 9 year old.


technically didn't happen today... but i sure did fuck up.

TIFU by letting my brother raise my son as his own, and he might find out this week.