Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: winter is finally upon us, and my house is 100 years old. that means i have ac units to take in and out every year. 

 about four day ago this huge cold front came through my state and we had 20 degree weather plus some snow. that meant i could no longer procrastinate about taking out the five acs i have scattered through out my house. 

 it's a fairly simple process - just take them out the window, weatherstrip the window, and put the acs in the basement. i ended up taking the three "bigger" ones out first with no sweat. 

 that's when i go into my nephews room and try to pull his out. what i didn't realize was although his was smaller compared to the rest it was also two times heavier. it also wasn't actually put in right. 

 so i grab it from underneath and lift up the window when all of a sudden the whole thing shifts crushing my right hand underneath it out of no where! somehow this smaller ac is twice as heavy as the others and my hand is pinned against the scalding hot metal radiator. 

 not only is it being crushed. it's also being burned! in one simple motion with my body i pull it up trying to save my hand from burning or being crushed and what happens? the whole thing shoots back from the window and hits the top of my roof hard! 

 i should bring up the fact i just bought a new washer machine and so my concern is 100% not spending any more money on appliances. especially with christmas coming up real quick. i have gifts to buy other people! my mind in that moment was 100% focused on, "this shit is expensive! hell no!" 

 so being the quick thinking instinctual genius i am i leap through the window head and arms first super man style while banging my knees and legs against the radiator and window sill. i start sliding across my icy roof chasing the falling ac when i realize i have way to much momentum, and holy fuck i'm about to fall headfirst off two stories! 

 life didn't flash before my eyes. realizing i'm a fucking idiot flashed in my head! 

  luckily, natural reactions took over and i bang my fist, nails, knees and then feet down into the roof as hard as i can and started slowing down. i actually slammed them down so hard i ripped shingles off! 

 right as i stop my speed and avert death ---- i quickly grab the ac cord with one hand and halt basically all of its momentum right as the corner dips and falls into my gutter! one more second later and it would have rotates off! 

 that's when this guy on my street who saw the whole thing starts cheering! he's whooping and hollering loud as hell, and i start smiling. i'm thinking, "holy shit. that was awesome! i wish i had that recorded! i feel like an action movie hero".

 all my previous thoughts about my intelligence went out the window as fast as the ac did. 

  i pick the ac up with gusto, and start waddling up the roof. that's when life swiftly reminded i'm still a fucking idiot. 

 you see in my excitement i totally forgot the roof was in fact covered with ice. so not only did i slip but i basically slipped so hard forward that i bet i could have done a front flip with a bit more clearance. 

 for whatever reason i didn't let go of the ac in both hands. maybe my brain knew i was committed to saving it and compromised. one hand held onto the ac from the bottom while the other hand shot out for the window. 

 my full momentum, weight, plus the ac  crushed my hand. i knocked the wind out of my body and hit my head on the window all in a second smooth motion. 

 i have no idea how i didn't let go of the ac or the window but somehow i did. i held onto it like a lost lover and slowly dragged myself into the safety of my house. 

 i'd love to say i went back through the window with style but i did not. i kind of plopped through it like a fish and laid on the ground.

 i guess my nephew finally decided to come and see what the noise was and panicked when he looked at me. he thought i was committing suicide because i was so bloody and banged up with torn clothes. 

 it took me a long time to explain what happened to him. he couldn't grasp how i hurt myself so quickly. 

 i ruined and ripped my clothes. i cut open my knees and shin. i have a deep gash on my head and scalp. i must have caught a nail somewhere on my torso because i have a long scratch. i had a splinter in my toe? (no idea.) i had dark bruises everywhere and could not function physically the next day.

 the top of my hands were beyond recognition. two nails were full of blood and many were ripped. they swelled up and only my thumbs went unscathed. i burnt one hand, tore the skin off both, and crushed one hand badly. i possibly broke the knuckles or worse on one but we will see when i go to the doctors thursday. oh, and i ripped off a nail.
 
 the good news? the ac is fine! just some dents here and there. maybe some skin and blood, but nothing a quick wash can't fix.

 bad news? the roof was damaged a bit.

 the ugly? i scared my nephew and probably lost a ton of respect.

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TIFU by saving an air conditioner superman style.