Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today i took the company car (the subaru) to a vendor on legit business and afterwards realized i needed to do some errands.. and by the time i'd make it back to the office to get my personal car to do them it'd be too late (stores close early, heavier traffic, etc.). so i just decided to take the company car to get some personal things. not a super busy day for me, and i didn't take a lunch, so who'd notice.

at the register, i had a guy in training, plus i was buying a "special item", so he had to do two distinct transactions. and for each one he had to call over the supervisor to approve. and because he was in training, he fucked up a couple times. finally, after 15 minutes waiting to spend hardly $40 i get out of there, and in the lot i put my hand in my pocket to get out the car keys... and they're...not...there.

at the same time it's dawning on me that i don't see the subaru anywhere either. i check all my pockets. i run around the parking lot. shit. it's either keep looking for the car, which.. did i park it somewhere unexpected??? or call the cops right away to increase the chance of finding the car..?? either way ths sucks!! it's obvious what has happened... i left my keys inside the store, and some lowlife (which populate this area a lot), found them, saw that they said "subaru" on them, found the vehicle.. with my laptop in it!!.. and stole it! and i can't even call the cops because i don't know the license plate of the subaru, or the year, or... goddammit i have to call the boss and get the info. think! do it now. do it before things get worse.

how many times have i regretted reporting something missing to find it right afterwards? last week it was printer paper. this week, a freaking car.

i call the boss. that is, one of the bosses. i mean to call his cell, but in the rush, call his home, and his wife answers. she's also the boss, but isn't in as much as the guy. and she's the one who is, let's say, a little tougher.

"the subaru's stolen!"
"what!"

and on.

well while she was on the other line, i saw the subaru. in a spot right opposite to where i thought i had parked it.. forward in one of those two-lane parking situations, you know? where you can drive it forward so you're facing outward. but i had forgotten i had done this and a big truck was behind it, and this is why it was hidden from view, and i thought it had been gone. 

right now my bosses are... i don't know what they're doing. panicking? drawing up my termination papers? handling it calmly while doing deals on the other line? no idea. either way i'm relieved, but i feel pretty freaking stupid.

i run into the store knowing i left my keys in there and that's a pita in itself but at least the car is still there... and she gets back on the line and i'm like "all clear! it's here! sorry! sorry! sorry!!" and eventually i do find the keys, which i had left by the register, while waiting 15+ minutes to check out. and, i still have my job (i think)... i just feel like quite the idiot.

TIFU by reporting the company car stolen...when it wasn't.