Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened about an hour ago

i was painting my nails black and white for college tomorrow morning whilst sitting in front of my computer. in my house we actually have a separate room just for the computer, with a desk for the computer specifically.

i'd been working on coursework and other such things for quite a while so i got up to go and get a drink after i'd finished one hand and accidentally knocked the black polish bottle under the desk and onto the carpet as i stood up.

now this would have been fine…if only i'd remembered to screw the lid on properly.

polish on the carpet, polish on the desk, and polish on a drawing i'd been working on for most of the day, and most importantly, polish all down my jeans and all over my jumper. for such a little bottle, it somehow managed to splatter everything in metre's vicinity including myself 
even worse my jeans were light blue and my jumper was dark pink so there's no passing the mess off as some sort of artistic pattern or it blending in.

i managed to clean the desk and the floor up pretty well, but the jeans were completely wrecked and to make matters worse my mum found out what'd happened about 5 minutes later and began to rage. there was no way i was showing her my ruined jumper especially as it was quite expensive and almost brand new so i decided to get the stains out myself.

nail polish remover obviously did not work and neither did holding the jumper under a tap, but at this point however ,i noticed the polish stains that i hadn't accidentally spread about by wiping it with the remover were drying and could possibly be cut out - so i started to cut and pull them out with a pair of scissors.

many holes.
many many holes did i create.

i'm not sure what exactly i was expecting to happened, but now the jumper has several large holes and i clearly have several large holes in my brain for thinking this was a good idea.

TIFU by throwing black nail polish down myself and destroying a jumper