Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this fuckup happened about 15 minutes ago.

i got home late from work this evening and felt too tired to make a proper meal and too poor for takeout. so, i decided to compromise and whip up a bowl of every 20somethings most cherished foodstuff, 2 minute noodles. now, i'm a big fan of noodles, and i tend to put a little bit more effort in than most; i like to at least throw in a handful of lentils and a sliced onion or something, some stock, bulk it out a little so it doesn't feel like i'm eating battlestar galactica rations or something. i finish making the noodles, deposit them from the saucepan into the bowl, and then notice i have too much broth. uh oh. i put on a pair of oven mittens and carefully, oh so carefully, pour a little of the broth out, making sure not to spill any noodles in the process. feeling rather proud of myself, i start walking from my kitchen to my pc so i can kill two birds with one stone and eat and browse reddit at the same time, still carrying the bowl of noodles in my mitten'd hands. 

this is where the true fuckup happens. as i get halfway across my room, i trip over the pair of shoes i'd carelessly discarded when i got home, spilling hot water down my wrist and into the oven mitten on my left hand. my hand is at this point literally soaking in boiling hot water. naturally, this is pretty fucking painful, and in my haste to pull the mitten off, i drop the bowl directly onto my bare feet. so now i'm sitting here with one lobster-red, blistering hand, two lobster-red, blistering feet, and one sad, grumbling, empty stomach.

TIFU by making Two Minute Noodles