Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok, so this didn’t happen today; it actually happened a few years ago, but being new to reddit, i thought i would post this here.
 
so, i went to a very prestigious military academy for college (i won’t name which one, but for those of you in the military, i’m sure it’s not hard to figure out), and during your freshman year, you have to check out a dummy m-14 rifle, keep it in your room for almost all of the school year and demonstrate that you can take care of a weapon, even if it’s just a dummy weapon.
 
well it was finally the week where all of the freshman could turn in the rifles, and we were all given a schedule as to which squadrons would turn in their rifles at the appropriate times.  
 
at the same time in the “real world,” however, there were a couple of active shooter incidences happening around the usa, like fort hood. anyone in the military knows active shooter drills are a part of everyday training, and recent events only served to highlight the importance of them.
so naturally, an active shooter drill was scheduled for our school the week of rifle turn ins, and being the dumb freshman doolie that i was, i was unaware that the active shooter drill was taking place the same day and time as my squadron’s rifle turn in. at this point, i am sure most of you can figure out where this is headed, but don’t get ahead of me now.
 
i have a couple of free periods off and i’m in my room waiting for my time to shine, and i decide to take a little mini-nap before heading over to rifle turn-in. because i was napping, i didn’t hear the announcement for “begin active shooter exercise.”  my alarm goes off, i get dressed and start walking across campus with my rifle in my hands, unbeknownst that we are in the middle of an exercise.
 
as i’m walking across campus, i hear behind me in a huge megaphone, “stop! put the gun down, turn around, and walk away with your hands raised above your head.” at this point, i turn my head to see what the commotion is, and i couldn’t really see what was going on (i’m not making an excuse for what happened next, but it was a super foggy day in the middle of april; you could barely see 30 feet in front of you). i first thought it was a bunch of seniors playing a prank on a freshman – it happens all the time, so i didn’t really think anything of it. i just shrugged my shoulders, turned back around, and kept walking.
 
as it turned out, it was the school’s security forces that were trying to get me to relinquish the rifle, and they took appropriate measures against someone who ignores their warnings. the next thing i know, i get tackled to the ground, and put in zip-tie hand cuffs with my face planted firmly to the ground. all i hear behind me is a bunch of commotion and someone yelling into a walkie-talkie, “end exercise, end exercise. real world, real world. base lock down, base lockdown.  we have a real world active shooter.”
 
at this point, i am starting to realize my massive fuck up. i just caused a lock-down of not just the school, but the entire base. security forces detains me, and i get brought into their offices and questioned for about an hour until they realized that i was just some idiot freshman that caused a royal fuck up. my punishment actually ended up being pretty light given the circumstances, mostly because i was just a freshman and a lot of the people at the school agreed that an active shooter drill should not have been scheduled at the same time during the freshman rifle turn in. thank god for military bureaucracy right?  to this day, i would say 99.9% of the people at the school still don’t know it was me who cause an exercise to turn real world, although in passing i would hear tons of people making fun of that “idiot freshman.”

TIFU by carrying a rifle