Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: "boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that's why i poop on company time!" is my motto. tifu by redditing a bit too long whilst sticking it to the man. 

my poop was perfectly normal, not one of those cringe-inducing 'spawn of hell' diarrhea poops like reddit loves. a one-wiper too. because i was so efficient at pooping, i decide to browse reddit, and while deep into /r/weeabotales, i realize i should probably get back to work. i stand up to pull my pants up only to realize both legs are 100% asleep from thigh down. as i'm realizing this and bracing myself for the immense nerve pain as they reawake, i start tipping forward ever so slightly. well, because of gravity and my useless legs, i end up falling completely forward, face first into the stall door. couldn't brace myself with my hands, since they were clutching my pants about mid-thigh. from one of the adjacent stalls i hear a '..what the hell?' i reply 'we're all good.' by now my legs are waking up, and with each movement to stand up, it feels like my skin is being peeled and my legs are being torn from their sockets. i manage to stand up and tap dance the excruciating pain away, wash my hands, and leave the bathroom with my tail between my legs.

TIFU by redditing on the toilet