Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fu didn’t happen today, but it happened recently enough to wake me from my slumber and post about it on reddit, so that’s something.

i’m currently in grad school and get to teach some undergrad students english composition. a couple months ago, i began privately tutoring a student i taught the previous semester. let’s call her maria. maria is blind and has an enormously chubby seeing eye dog named yoda. yoda was very protective of maria at first but eventually grew to love me because i’d sneak him cold cuts during our tutoring sessions. (he’s a big fan of prosciutto. please don’t yell at me peta.) anyway, maria goes out of town for a few days and needs a last minute sitter for yoda. i don’t have any pets, so i was all about the bonding time and extra cash.
 
so, yoda and i are at a public lake playing fetch. i’d launch a tennis ball into the lake, and yoda would waddle/swim his way to retrieve it. we did this for about an hour until my shoulder began to give out. yoda was a champ, though, and never failed to retrieve it. he loved that ball like he loved salty deli meats.

instead of leaving after my shoulder started to hurt (you know, like an adult), i decide to tear a tree branch off a tree (you know, like a toddler) and launch the tennis ball into the lake, babe ruth style. it got so far out—and yoda was so overweight—i didn’t think he would come back at times. my theory is that he never drowned because his blubber allowed him to float on the water like a duck.
 
anyway, i’m getting tired, so i decide to give the ball one last whack, and this time i was going to put my weight into it. but as i’m winding up—for some unknown reason—yoda decides to charge the ball as it’s falling in front of the bat, and i end up babe ruth-ing the shit out of his face. yoda falls to the floor like a sack of potatoes. now remember, this is a public park, so now i have a dozen people looking at the crime scene. to them, i’m just a strange guy with a tree branch standing over a dead dog.

for what felt like an eternity, i’m stood there, staring at the dog, thinking, “well, there’s spain. i could always run away to spain. i love the spanish language. my name will be fernando gonzalez del toro.” suddenly, the dog wakes up and starts whining like crazy, and i’m both relieved he’s alive and terrified that i’m going to have to explain this to maria.

i pick up the 800lb beast (animals weigh more when they are barely conscious) and drive him to an animal hospital where they tell me he suffered a concussion and several broken teeth. needless to say, i feel like a terrible human being, and both yoda and maria haven’t spoken to me since.

TIFU by playing fetch with a Seeing Eye dog