Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: I go to a pretty small public highschool and my friend is one of the biggest kids in our school, but he is also the strongest and sometimes that gets to his head. So my friend is constantly making fun of me for not being able to lift as much as him and calls me weak constantly even though i can lift a good amount already. Then i retaliate by calling him fat and how i can do more body weight exercises than him. He then gets all butthurt and I tell him that I wont make fun of his weight if he stops calling me weak constantly. He says the 2 things are completely different and I shouldnt make fun of him.

So am I the asshole?

calling my friend fat