Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i literally just had the worst experience of my life. i had to go take a shit at work. i’ve literally never done that before. in fact, i’ve pretty much never taken a shit in a public place or friend’s house before. with the exception of houses we’ve stayed overnight at or camping. i also came to the realization that i might not be fully potty trained.

so i’m from india, and i’ve been living in north america for 15+ years. yet whenever i take a shit i still squat. yea you read that right, i mothafucking squat. it’s not that i prefer it, or its easier, or some smart reason like that. although i have heard it’s better for your intestine or something. it’s just that i literally don’t know how else to take a shit. i know you’re supposed to sit on the toilet with your bum and all, but i cannot comprehend how to do that. let me explain. when i say squat, i mean an asian squat; both of my feet are on the toilet seat. they face outwards and don’t entirely fit on the seat, forming about a 55 degree angle. my knees are entirely bent, which ultimately places my arsehole slightly above the level of the seat. this allows me to easily wipe my butt when i’m done, as i have easy access from the front. if i need some more space i can just my legs to lift myself a bit and wipe more easily. 
the problem with fucking sitting on the seat like most people do is that i have no fucking idea how to clean my ass. like i literally don’t know how to get my hand under there and wipe my ass with toilet paper. there is no room in the front, which is normally how i go in, so how the fuck are you supposed to wipe your ass?


anyway, i had to take a massive shit today and couldn’t hold it in. now when i say i couldn’t hold it in, give me some credit, because as i said before i’ve pretty much never taken a shit in public before. i’ve held it in over multiple days and through explosive poops.  diarrhea aint got nothing on me.  but i couldn’t hold it in anymore, so i went to the bathroom and decided to try sitting down. so i sit down and do my thing. but when it’s time to go i have no idea what to do. i can’t figure out how to wipe my ass. so what i end up doing is taking off my shoes, socks, pants and underwear, and go in for the squat. then i can finally wipe myself. and all this time there’s no one else in the washroom and no one has come in yet. thank god for that. but just then there two guys walk in and i’m like oh shit, shit, shit, shit. but thankfully they just need to take a piss and leave quickly enough. once they leave i get my clothes back on, flush, wash my hands, and leave. 


ultimately i learned a few things. squatting is uncomfortable as fuck and i need to figure out how to take a shit normally. so seriously, help me out here and explain what the hell i’m supposed to do. how are you supposed to take a shit normally? what do you do when you’re done? seriously people, i could use some help. 

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TIFU by using a Public Toilet