Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obviously this didn't happen today, but everyone will understand why. so it's thanksgiving morning and my entire family usually does the turkey trot/gobble wobble/whatever you call it road race on thanksgiving. but this year, my entire family slept through their alarms and we all woke up around 11am. even with this time problem, we still went through with our tradition.
 
now here's where the fuck-up begins, i always eat a yogurt and go to the bathroom before a run, it's just my ritual and it works most of the time, but thanksgiving was not that day. we were running around a lake close to our town and the lake is about 4.5 miles around. about 3.5 miles into it, i start to feel the urge to shit, and i'm never sure what to do in those situations, stop and walk to let it subside, or pick up the pace to get to a bathroom as fast as possible. 

i ended up trying both, i walked for a little while until i got to our local rec center which is about a quarter mile away from the rest of the town, but of course, it's thanksgiving and it's locked. so i kept walking until the urge went away and i hauled ass over to the next closest building, a local restaurant, but of course, there are no cars in the parking lot, and it's closed. then i hauled down the street to a local park and tried both the men's and the women's restrooms, but because they shut them down during the winter season, they were both locked.

so i kept sprinting towards our local library which was maybe 200 meters down the street and i pulled on the handle and, salvation, the door was unlocked, but when i went to open the second door, my fears returned to me, it was locked.and this point i'm about to bust, so i try one last effort to sprint across the street to our local track and try the bathrooms, i really felt it coming, i grabbed for the door, and of course it was locked. then my body couldn't take it anymore, no matter how hard i tried to hold it in, a tsunami of self-defecation was on its way.

i'd never felt so helpless and pitiful in my life, and the worst part about it was that i then had to walk another third of a mile to get to my house and clean myself up.

TIFU By going for a run on Thanksgiving.