Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, last night i made dinner.  usually whoever cooks doesn't clean, but i was feeling pretty good last night and decided to clean up the stove-top.  

we've got a 5 burner gas cooker with these pretty awesome, heavy, rings.  the stove-top is one of the pretty glass ones that shows every single bit of filth.  grabbed a damp dishrag to clean it off, wiped down the two on the sides, figured it had been long enough to pick up the middle burner ring.

turns out that it retains heat for a bit more than 5 minutes.  burned my thumb and index finger badly enough that i couldn't play destiny and was treated like a cute, yet developmentally challenged puppy by my wife for picking it up.  received instructions that while she appreciated the attempt, she wants my daughter to grow up with a father so i shouldn't attempt any mentally taxing procedures like that again.

TIFU by Cleaning the Stove After Cooking