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Input: Text: it has been 8 months of regret to say the least. so a little back story. i have worked in the restaurant industry for quite awhile and as most of you who have been in the biz know it seems to be a little lacking in morals. i.e. everyone pretty much sleeps with everyone at some point or another. me and my friend lets call sam, worked at a couple of places together as chefs, one would get a job somewhere and the other was soon to follow. its often like that, you find someone or a group you work well with and seem to find yourself's like a traveling band of idiots moving from restaurant to restaurant.  it's a constant cycle of booze, work, the occasional hook up and back to the grind. so sam and myself found our way to a typical high end sports bar. you know the type, good food, cheap drinks, tons of tv's and hot young wait staff....with the usual characters of slutty hostesses and macho bartenders willing to bang them in their cars before they need to head back home to mom and dad to finish their senior papers. anyway me and sam were pretty tight...i take that back he was like a brother, we did everything together. and we had a motto "never get your pussy where you get your pay check" this should be a lesson to all of you.... we had been working at this place for just over a year and i noticed that the time we had been spending together started to get less and less. that only meant one thing, one of us had some pussy on the reg....and it wasn't me. not a big deal, we still found some time to spend together, fishing and hunting..you know man shit. time went on and i too got a girl friend, and eventually found out who he was playing hide the salami with and to no surprise she worked there. shit moved fast for them and before a year together they got engaged. huge mistake and they both knew it. with all of the long hours of work and being around your so every second of the day dumping booze, adderall and weed on top of a powder keg of work emotions day in and day out will get the best of anyone and it did. it was a messy break to say the least but i had my best friend back and i didn't care, i was happy... we got back to the typical shenanigans and that never works well for any relationship so i too became eligible for field play once again. during this time sam had moved on and found a new chick and they hit it off .... he was hooked and he ended up getting her pregnant ... it sucked. i had an opportunity to get out and i did, found a dream job that paid amazing no nights or weekends paid holiday 401k.. a real job. we stayed in contact and bull shitted from time to time but the magic of the chef brother hood was gone all we did was work and when i was off he was working and vice versa....then some time around mardi gras i ran into his ex. it wasn't sexual at all we just hung out told stories and joked around, it was nice to hang out with someone i knew and that was fun to be around. so we decided "against my better judgment" to hang out again. except this time it was a drunken shit show, shut down the bars and went back to my place for a little after hours get together but the people we were with called it a night and it ended up being the two of us. so i get the bright idea we should drink just a little more and get out the tequila. she make a little joke about a threesome with me, her and jose quervo, i laughed it off as we took our first shot. then she started to rub a lime on her neck and gave that look like.. i know you want to do a body shot... now right here is where i fucked up, yes... yes i do want a body shot! in a drunken blur of clothing flying off and a sloppy make out session it went from the kitchen to the to the wall in my living room and made our way to the bed before i could regain any common sense the deed was done. we both just laid there, she rolled over and said you know sam is going to be pissed, and then it hit me....revenge sex! and i fell right into it. i instantly felt like the lowest piece of scum on the planet, and i knew i had to tell him before she did so i told her i was going to talk to him the next day.now i know bro's before ho's and being drunk should never be an excuse, but it didn't help the situation. i was just sick i had to let a couple days go by as i worked up the courage to tell him and it did not go how i thought. i figured he would punch me in the face the next time i saw him and that would be that. i get him on the phone and told him he better sit down while i explained. he blew his top! told me to loose his phone number and never talk to him again. blocked me on fb and shut me out. i have tried to reach out about a thousand times over the past eight months to no prevail, i even got one of the cooks where we worked to try to get him to talk to me and nothing. i feel as terrible as i should. any advice on how to reach out to him would be great.

TIFU by sleeping with my best friends ex