Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today, i bought $16 worth of taco bell, relishing every bite. it was the perfect food to my high. i went home, took a long sobering nap, and woke up to a rumbling in my stomach that was the fury of cheap fast food. i made my way to the bath room, lifted the lid and was graced by the bluest of toilet water, here in my own home. it was then that i knew i'd be christening this freshly cleaned bowl with some raunchy stank. i sat down and prepared for a liqiudy  shit and was surprised when a good push squeezed a solid log out. i heard the plop in the water seconds before i felt the back splash. that's when i realized. i waited several long seconds before i felt the excruciating burn of bleach in my asshole, which was still flowered out in an attempt to not get it further inside me. i rinsed and cleaned as best i could, but reddit, my asshole is on fire.

TIFU by getting blue toilet water in my asshole