Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so the other day i finally got my wife and i new cell phones for which i was getting a new phone number. 
the guy at the counter showed me a long list of numbers to choose from for my wife's phone, she was not there at the time. scanning everything i suddenly saw one number that just...stood out. i couldn't explain it the number was just deliciously familiar to me and it felt that this, was the number for my wife.

so that's it, nothing happened my wife got her new phone didn't tell me anything was odd about it and life went on as normal.

then today i was tired from work, it had been a long day and i had to drive to the store to get groceries for dinner. i get out my phone and start to dial my wife's number and choose the first number that auto pops up that has her name on it, a woman with the worst fake chinese accent pics up. 
assuming it was her sister putting on an accent i demand i wan't a cake, she tells, "bakery is closed"
so i demand a cake, i tell her to get me a cake or i will fire-bomb the fucking store!! i must have my fucking chocolate cake!!!

...phone clicks, "welcome to the costco bakery"

wait...how did she do that...it's a cell phone how could she, i look down...the number...the fucking number!!!!!

that was why that number was so familiar, i chose a number 1 digit off her work number!!! [she works at costco i call there often]

i panic...i had just threatened to murder some random asian bitch!!!

i call my wife and explain what happened she laughs and calls her manager, no one had reported my phone call, how is that possible ?

to my luck, i had called the manager in the photo department, who happens to be possibly the dumbest person ever to some how manage to keep a job.
she had put me through to the bakery and decided to ignore me, i was lucky!

[TIFU] By calling in a death threat to Costco