Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: like many others, this happened a few days ago. i'll try to make it as short as possible!

recently, my boyfriend has acquired several skateboards. two skateboards, a longboard, and a penny (very little skateboard), to be exact. this past friday, i asked him to teach me how to skateboard in the parking lot of the gym we both go to. everything went pretty smoothly, and after a while i could roll down the slightly declining sidewalk without jumping off before i got going too fast. 

that night after we went to dinner at moe's (fuck yeah moe's), we decided to skate a little more on the recently paved sears parking lot. i was learning quickly (at least i thought so) and was rolling from one end of the parking lot to the other without a problem. feeling smug and satisfied, we went home for the night. 

the next day we went to another parking lot to skate more. this parking lot was slightly rougher than the other, given that the town we live in is not the best. i had my first fall in that parking lot and scraped my ankle. it stung like a mother fucker and it actually made me cry from both the pain and the frustration. my boyfriend said no more skating for the day, and got me some bandaids and snacks to make me feel better. 

with the snacks waiting to be eaten, he took me to a little park by the lake to sit and relax. with one battle scar on me already i was determined to get back on a skateboard and keep going. he told me not to many times but i didn't care! i marched over to the back of his jeep and got a skateboard out, and began rolling down the pavement. this pavement was kind of rough, and i told my boyfriend to watch how slow i was going because of it. i kicked off and totally collapsed, and there was immediate, awful pains in both of my ankles and feet. i was just thinking "fuck fuck fuck did i just break both of my fucking feet?" i rolled around in pain and my boyfriend had to carry me back to the car. i put my feet on the dashboard and noticed a bump protruding from the left side of my left foot. i figured i just hit that one especially hard off of the pavement. i was more worried about my ankle, which i could barely bend without pain. i called my mom and we went to the er, where they told me my left foot was broken and my right ankle was badly sprained.

today, i followed up with a podiatrist, who confirmed the broken foot, but is concerned i may have torn ligaments in my right ankle and may need surgery. so here i am laying in bed with two feet i'm not supposed to put pressure on, and only have a pair of crutches. my graduation party is this saturday and i just recently got a job that i can't work now because i can't drive with my injured ankle. i just started working out recently and was really getting into it, but now i won't be able to resume that until both my feet heal. i'm starting my first semester of college this fall and i'm worried that i won't be able to walk around campus to my classes. i feel really helpless right now and my ass is getting sore from laying and sitting around all day. this basically killed the rest of my summer for me and my dad won't let me forget that yes, i did fuck up!

TIFU by rendering both my feet useless