Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so today while lounging in my living room i see something buzzing around my window.  i look over to see a big hornet trying desperately to fly through my window.  it's a beautiful day outside which for most people means flowers, bikinis, cookouts,  and beer but for jacobywankenobi it means flying asshole insects of death and torture.  i am terrified of bees, i have been stung by every kind that can sting you in my geographical area so this is a big fucking deal to me and to make matters worse i am alone and nobody is coming anytime soon.  i have no other choice, i have to fight. 

i geared up and wrapped my face in thick t shirts like a mummy with a thin opening to see through.  i get my largest winter jacket, zip up, and throw the hood over for good measure now all i needed was my weapon.  i scan the room looking for a flip flop, newspaper, or anything to kill this hornet.  i have not bought my bug spray yet so i had no other option.  then i found it, my excalbur, my light and savior, my right new balance tennis shoe.  i picked it up and adjusted it in my hands and went towards the window searching for the hornet.  as i walked towards the window i saw a silhouette on the curtain, the outline of the mother fucker who had to die.  i brought the shoe up to my face and hesitated for a moment,  long enough to make sure my calculations and angle of position would grant me a one shot kill which i desperately needed because i am too big of a pussy to fight these things face to face.  the moment came and i struck the shoe hit the curtain and then crash!!  the window smashed into hundreds of pieces.

i stood there in shock and disbelief.  my heart was still racing from the attack and now started to beat faster and faster when i thought about having to explain this to my pregnant fiancé.  i needed to know if i was safe, i still had to check the wreckage and see if i killed the hornet.  i slowly drew the curtain back and find this son of a bitch just chilling there not dead and very much ok.  i am sitting here writing this as he is planning his counter attack and hope i will be able to update.

TIFU when trying to kill a hornet