Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this just happened. it's actually still happening. 

as i watched this abortion of a movie i felt a wee tickle in my nose.  i gave my nose a little scratch and  behold.. a booger that needed my attention. 

as i gave it a little scratch and tug it became  apparent that it had a long wet noodle type appendage attached inside my brain. finally, with relief, i had the entire nose nugget in my hand and i proceeded to twist it into a little ball for easy disposal. 

on screen travolta started ranting about the academy  and in a fit of rage i shook my hand at the tv and cursed l ron hubbard's name.

there is now a big wet snot noodle in the center of my beautiful tv.

TIFU by watching Battlefield Earth