Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory this was years ago. the thing is i feel as if the feeling of demise has grown over the years.

alright so past me was living in detroit and was visiting my local trap house to get some great green.

i get there sucessfully in attempt to avoid all cops. obviously

little did i know, what came ahead was far worse than what i feared.

i leave the trap and start walking cautiously towards home and i hear a desperate voice call,

"hey you with the booty."

obviously this wasn't directed towards me, since i am a male.

but no!

she exclaimed, "you know who you are."

dreadfully, i turn around, and think at the same time that she may have a gun and if i don't this may be the end, to be greeted by a massive, bald headed crackhead dressed in what seemed like a half assed attempt of a mermaid-prostitute costume.

"you got a nice booty, you got to let me feeeel you," she pleaded.

still in fear of a gun appearing from under her mass rolls i walk towards her.

i also feel the need to mention that i used to wear tight pants at the time to be more comfortable skating.

i finally get over to her in seconds, which felt like eternity, to her scaly, greased caked hands groping my man-ass.

when i say she went to town, she didnt only go to town she traveled the world....my ass of globes...

at this point i get extremely uncomfortable and regret not running to begin with and start to break away.

as i am walking away in shock she asked me in a now-hopeful tone, "are you interested in black girls?"

i reply as i start running, "it depends!"

it dawned on me now that i should of not said that....

needless to say at this point, she followed me home from a distance and bothered me for months...

TIFU by letting a bald, fat crack head touch my booty.