Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as with a lot of tifu this actually happened about a year ago.

this all started with me coming home from work one night and heading straight to the bathroom to bust a shit. i was sitting there doing my business, my phone was dead so i was bored. i look over at the small trashcan and i see the end of a condom poking out from under a tissue, the tip. my first thought is "i don't remember having sex today..." then it hit me like a 10 ton truck. i freak the fuck out. i finish up and plug my phone in and begin frantically calling my wife. she doesn't answer, i immediately call my best friend and ask him what to do. mind you i'm in a full on panic. he tells me to calm down and just try to think rationally. i sit down and try patiently to wait for my wife to get home. about an hour later she walks in the door. i look at her, stand up, and blurt out "what the fuck?! how could you fucking cheat on me?" she looks at me bewildered and that's when i storm into the bathroom and point to the condom in the trash. she looks at it puzzled and then moves the tissue. it was a latex glove. a single finger from a used latex glove she used to clean our bathroom. thankfully she laughed it off but has yet to let me forget that moment.

yes, i know. i'm a total dipshit.

TIFU By thinking my wife was cheating on me