Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i always tend to have a pretty small appetite. i can almost never finish a whole meal when eating out. it embarrasses me a bit to leave so much unfinished food, and i also worry about making the restaurant think i don't like the meal. 

so normally what i do, when nobody is looking, i dump uneaten food onto the floor under the table.

this makes it look like i finished my meal. they won't find the food on the floor til later in the evening, and won't know it was me who did it. they have to clean anyways, so it's harmless to everyone. a win-win. 

i foolishly got a soup appetizer when i was out earlier tonight. i was about half way done and i knew i couldn't finish and wanted to save room for my dinner. 

i waited for my friend to go use the restroom. when i thought nobody was looking, i dumped the soup out onto the floor under the table. 

to my astonishment and horror, this busy-body gentleman (i use the term loosely!) sitting behind me saw me and exclaimed "hey! what are you doing!?" 

i ignored him. i was panicked now. i was astounded and horrified as i saw him get up and talk to a nearby waiter. he was pointing at me. i then overheard him telling the waiter i had dumped the soup on the floor! 

my friend sat back down and i knew he could tell something was up on account of how odd i was being. soon enough the manager came over and asked me if i poured my soup on the floor. 

i insisted it was an accident and apologized. this busy-body fucko kept interrupting saying he saw me pour it on purpose. i insisted no, he's wrong, i spilled it by mistake. the manager didn't believe me but he couldn't prove shit. he sent somebody to clean the soup and i had to sit there as she did it. 

everything would have been fine if that bastard had not intervened in what wasn't his business. 

i will not stop doing this, ever, but you can bet i will be extremely more careful now.

TIFU by dumping out my soup onto the floor at a restaurant and getting caught.