Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened a few months ago. i was in the shower rocking a totally awesome performance. the audience was screaming my name and i was belting into a mike and doing awesome guitar solos and i was just so into it. as my performance was ending i decide to twirl and strike a final pose similar to that of the freddie mercury meme.

as i twirled i slipped and hit my head on the faucet. i'm splayed out on the cramped shower area and my head felt like it was gonna explode into millions of pieces. my sight grew dim for like ten seconds and i legitimately thought i was gonna die so cue hyperventilation. i tried to stand up and saw that my hands were covered in blood so cue even more hyperventilation and an even dimmer eyesight. 

fortunately and unfortunately my dad was in the house so i yell for him like a motherfucker "dad dad where are you dad come in here right now please oh my god please". so my dad tries to get in the bathroom but since i always lock the door and there's no key for it he just bangs on it which  adds to my already growing headache while i stumble fully naked and half blind to unlock it.

when i finally do my dad comes upon his completely naked child bawling and hyperventilating on the fucking floor rambling about bleeding out on the floor and dying and becoming blind and funeral arrangements and he couldn't help but chuckle at the sight. i cried even more so he carries me into my room and i just laid on my bed until i calmed down completely. i get up to look for my wound and what do you know i just scraped an elbow in the midst of my fall. i still take showers sitting down and with the door half open today.

TIFU by being a shower performer