Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: didn't happen today, but 8 years ago. almost exactly 8 years ago, actually.  

it was the beginning of my freshman year of high school, and there was a certain video that was making the rounds on the internet. everyone at my lunch table was talking about it. in fact everyone who was anyone was talking about it. looking back, it seems a little weird how popular this video was. i felt like everyone had something to say about it.

"this video is so sick man, i almost threw up." 
"try to make it through the whole thing, i dare you." 
"no way, richard. it's not ice cream. you can see it coming straight out of her ass!"

i am talking, of course, about 2 girls 1 cup. i had never seen it, but after hearing about it all day long at school, i was definitely intrigued. i decided that i would watch it right after getting home from the bus when it would be just me at home. 

i took a seat at the computer, typed in that simple web address, and finally saw for myself what everyone was talking about it. i almost made it to the end when i heard my little sister come in the front door after getting dropped off from school. i quickly exited from the site and went upstairs to my room like nothing had ever happened. looking back, i distinctly remember not feeling the need to clear the history. for one, i was always paranoid that my parents would know what i was up to if the web history was ever empty. second, the title of the site was just 2girls1cup or something along those lines, and i didn't think it would catch their attention for being very porn-like. 

about an hour goes by, and after playing some xbox i decided i wanted a little snack. as i took my first steps down the stairs, i began to hear a familiar tune...(if you've seen the video you know what i'm talking about)

"that song...it can't be the same song...holy shit, it's that song!" 

i sprinted down the stairs and into the living room to realize that my absolute worst fear had come true: there sat my 4 year old sister, eating pretzels and watching brazilian scat porn. i rushed over and slammed the laptop shut, but she just kept looking forward like she was in some sort of trance.

she then turned her head and told me with the straightest face, "they were eating each others poop. and then she threw up in her mouth and ate it. why were they doing that?" needless to say, i was mortified. 

i tried convincing her that it was just ice cream, but to no avail---she knew what she had seen. i spent of the rest of the day in sheer terror, as i thought for sure that she would tell my parents all about what she saw on the computer, and that inevitably it would lead to me getting questioned. to my surprise, i never heard anything from them. to this day i wonder if she still remembers accidentally watching that video.

a few days later i realized how it happened. my little sister could barely read at this point, but she could recognize words, specifically the title of her favorite website for computer games, which was something along the lines of "games for girls". she knew how to navigate to the web history, and she would just scroll until she saw the word "girls" and click on it. well, this time the first site with the word "girls" in it wasn't a game site.

TIFU by not deleting my history