Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am sort of awkward and most of my social graces have been obtained through dutiful observation. 

i was at a networking event where there is obviously a lot of handshaking going on. i start a conversation with a woman and she presents her hand. her hand was bandaged up and i think also had a splint. 

so what do i do?

*i grasp it and shake it.*

the woman winces. realizing the ridiculousness of what i've just done i'm mortified, apologize profusely, and promptly leave the event. 

edit: basically she had gotten through the first two words of trying to explain what happened to her hand before i shook it.

TIFU by re-injuring a stranger