Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: dear reddit:

   today i fucked up by scratching my leg. see, dear reddit, i have varicose veins and as a result of the condition my legs itch. (i in my late 20's)

  this lovely morning i was sitting at my parents table and scratched a spot on my leg . let me tell you it was a very satisfying scratch after which i proceeded to drink my coffee, until i look down and see a blood gushing out of the spot. 

   usually i was able to stop this types of bleeding by applying pressure and icing the spot. today however was different, i panicked and could not stop the bleeding which resulted in my parent's kitchen and bathroom looking like i just committed a first degree murder. so eventually i got to the bathroom and was passing in the tub while bleeding. my mom who got home at the time panicked because she eventually found me  in a bathtub w  icy running water in a  bloody mess. ambulance was called, i went to the er. 

   this dear reddit, how i tifu....

TIFU by scratching my leg...