Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: the thoughts of our 3 year long relationship were tearing me up inside so i decided to post 2 posts. little to my surprise i normally delete them within 2 hours. fell asleep. woke up to my ex boyfriend texting me hey i replied good morning and he immediately replies quote "so you're bashing me on  missed connections oncraigslist now"
well what was i going to do is lie so i had to tell him the truth that i have nobody up here really to talk to you and it just so happens i love writing and sometimes i post them then get rid of them,  but forgot! well thank goodness those were the edited versions because he would be livid. oh and i added him that i know he's on plenty of fish and that he's illiterate misogynistic prejudice and just plain too stupid to be venturing into the world of online dating because you actually have to write proper words and use grammar. oh and there wasn't an education box for him because he's a high school dropout, you are a real winner! whatever i'm not going to apologize for saying how i feel i'm entitled to my opinion and so are you and that's how i perceive things even if it did f*** up my morning and made you tell me that you think i should move back down south to southern california sweetheart you wouldn't be that lucky. and let's be honest you don't even care if i was here, there, a hundred miles away, a country away, or dead so you're going to treat me the same regardless so f**** it :)

cheers to not giving a crap!! and the fact that everybody read those thinks i'm crazy which i'm not i'm just getting over a broken heart and unrequited love

TIFU Using CL to Talk about EX. His friends showed him