Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this is a short one.

so i was at nandos, i just had the extremely spicy sauce and was in desperate need of water. i poured some clear looking liquid into a glass, and drank it, im dumb, it was vinegar. i was already vomiting all over the table, ruining everyone in the entire restraunts day, when my brother gave me some tomato sauce to "dilute the taste." he's a dick. it was the same hot sauce that started all this, i was then vomiting for about 5 minutes, i could have sworn i had no more water in my body to vomit. every time i drink water, my family always says ,"check the bottle," before i drink it. til my family can be dicks sometimes.

TIFU by thinking a certain liquid was water, it wasn't!