Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: in the classic tifu format, my moto dropped the ball. so here's the story of how tmfu or depends on how you look at it tgfu (moto/google for those of you that are a little slow).
on my way home i drove by the pet store and thought to myself, self, "i need some dog food for my pup" so self obliged and pulled into the pet store to pick up a $59 bag of dog food for my precious angel. everything went according to plan; as usual i walk into the pet store which, more often then not, has about 5 or 6 smokin' hot employees working...this night was no exception. anyway i head back and grab the dog food and walk my fat ass up to the counter, plop the dog food down and the cashier (hot redhead...hnnnnggggg) notices my moto360 and she flips. literally i have this goddess drooling over my wrist so in my quick witted manner after showing her some of the active notifications i told her "yeah, i can even send texts right from my watch, what's your number?"
without hesitation she started giving me her number and i beckoned the google gods with all my might but "ok google" was not having any of my witty shenanigans. i'm desperately clinging on to any hope i have now screaming "ok google" into my watch face begging for it to activate the search function.
i got so close i inadvertently hit the watch face with my nose and the "speak now" screen appeared. all hope was lost and i could feel the cringe, my concentration was lost and i blew my opportunity to show off. i started to say "text..." and realized i forgot the number, panicked and ran out of the store.
i will never be going back there again.

TIFU - Asked a girl for her number [xpost from /r/moto360]