Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: might be a little long, so i will just say that i miss my sweatpants already.

today, i went to burger king and had a lovely lunch of chicken fries dipped in barbecue sauce. the nice young lady at the window offered me extra sauce because she only gave me one, so i'm just like "fuck yea! i like the way you think!" then i ate as i drove to my grandmother's house to check on her and visit. while i was eating in the car, i realized that i had eaten all of my chicken without even opening that extra sauce. like any reasonable person, i stuck it in my pocket of my sweatpants for later use. upon arriving at my grandma's, i notice a very new, very large black lab on the porch of my uncle's house that's across the field. it looked nice. i see a globe chew toy on the ground when i get out of the car, so i pick it up. he comes at me running fast as hell. in a panic, i throw the ball. as he's supposed to, he retrieves it and brings it back to the middle of the field, which i reward with a pet on the head. then he starts sniffing. then he starts licking my crotch. then he starts nipping at my pants, which causes me to start power walking to the porch. he wouldn't leave me alone, so i threw the ball and proceeded to hauled ass toward the porch; but he turned around to chase my ass when he saw me running. because i was wearing sweatpants and nike socks, i thought i could juke the dog like a matador. nope. when i realized that he was going to catch me, my reflexes told me to jump. he jumped with me. i looked down to see (and feel) a small nip in the middle of my pants. this dog was going for my nuts now. i promptly ran around my uncles truck yelling for help as i shed my sweatpants in the middle of the rocky road. i then heard a voice yelling "luke! luke! get back, luke!" i ran to my uncle with in nothing but a shirt and boxer briefs into the safety of his home. luke continued to devour my sweatpants, attacking the pocket first. it then dawned on me that i could have just thrown the barbecue sauce instead of the pants. no fucks were given though. my uncle then gave me a pair of basketball shorts and an escort to my car. i don't even know how my grandmother is doing thanks to fuckin luke.

TIFU by accepting extra Barbecue sauce.