Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened last night. i don't remember what i was looking for but came to the realization that there was something in my junk drawer that i needed. i went to my junk drawer and found it full of mouse shit and destroyed packets of pizza hut parmesan cheese. so i start cleaning it out throwing away a ton of things that really weren't very necessary to keep in the first place just junk drawer things. i look in the next drawer over and it too was destroyed. decorative frosting things from birthdays past chewed through. several seed packets from the garden destroyed. i get this drawer cleaned out. 

i go into investigator mode gotta figure out where they are coming from and plug up the hole. i remove drawers get into the areas with my flashlight. finally i see the drain pipe to the basement has a decent amount of extra space... bingo. i go down to the basement and the drain goes into a utility closet right under the kitchen. 

i am poking around looking for mousey evidence. i have to figure out where their point of entry to the house is. i am looking around and i feel up into the rafters when ow fuck that hurt. did i just get bit by a mouse. i pull my hand out and look at my thumb in horror as there is a used bent hypodermic needle with an attached syringe sticking out of it.

we bought the house 3 1/2 years ago and we had been told by the neighbors that there were some skeezy people living in the house beforehand. 

i go into panic mode. make it bleed make it bleed. i push on my hand trying to get it to bleed as much as possible. i run upstairs and put my hand under warm water forcing as much blood out as i could. i grab the rubbing alcohol and pour it over my thumb. i then think i need medical advice so i called first nurse. while waiting on hold i am talking with my lovely lady and trying to keep it light hearted jokingly saying well now i have aids and am addicted to heroin ha ha ha.......

first nurse picks up i tell her my story and then she gives me fantastic news hiv only lasts out in the open air for like 3 days and as this needle was years old i should totally be fine for that. i however might have hepatitis b, or possibly tetanus. so i have to go in for a booster shot today so i don't die a horrific death from tetanus.

TIFU by looking for evidence of a mouse.