Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: not really today, but i got the email today.

this last semester of school i was broken up with by my girlfriend of ~1.5 years. i have a history of depression, as does my family in general, and that sparked me going into a pretty bad depression. i turned to weed and alcohol, and stopped going to a lot of my classes just to drink pretty much all day, or get high. i blew off homework, blew off everything. by the time i realized i was being a complete idiot, it was too late for my grades. i wasn't able to fix them over the last 3-4 weeks of school after a month and a half of tanking them. it's my own fault for being so pathetic and stupid. i failed two of my classes, got a d in another, and two c's. my gpa tanked to 2.21. i didn't even get a notice of academic probation, i've simply been dismissed. 

what am i supposed to tell my parents? what the fuck do i do? i was going to be an ra next year, a leader on campus to being a dropout, worse, a failure..

TIFU by getting dismissed from school.