Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: yesterday i had a doctor's appointment at 11:00am and of course she was running late. on the way out i decided to pick up lunch at wendy's and eat in my car on the way back to the my office as it was after 12:30pm by the time i left the clinic. 

did you know that a large value meal at wendy's comes with a cup that contains enough liquid to drown a baby lying on the floor if spilled?  i didn't realize that as i don't usually order a large meal, but i had been fasting that day and was starving.

by now i was running late for a 1pm meeting that i was supposed to be part of so i decided to call in from my car as i wouldn't be at the office until 1:30 or so. i forgot my headset and i didn't really have to talk much on the call so i put my phone on speaker and mute and chowed down on my spicy chicken sandwich, shoveled down my bucket of fries and gulped my vat of coke.

as i exited the highway and neared my office, i had finished the drink that was making my right arm sore from lifting it up to my mouth and my pee urgency reached new highs i hadn't felt before. i was cursing every red light and was bobbing up and down in my seat attracting the strange stares from my vehicular neighbors. my bladder was pulsing and throbbing and asking me to just put it out of its misery. 

by the time i got to my office at 1:30, my meeting was still going on and i could barely contain myself. "i'm at the office guys, i'll be right in," i strained to tell my co-workers as i unmuted my iphone.

i hastily put the phone back on mute again threw it in my front pants pocket and dashed straight for the bathroom to relieve myself. i unzipped approaching the urinal and opened up the floodgates. i couldn't help but let out a nice loud, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" while my powerful stream sliced deep into the urinal water and foamed up the yellow-tinted liquid like using excess bubble bath in a jacuzzi tub. after one solid minute, i gave a couple of shakes, zipped up and headed off to join the meeting in person.

leaving the bathroom, i whipped the phone out of my pocket and noticed that i wasn't on mute anymore. shit. i hope i the phone just unmuted coming out of my pocket.

as i got to the conference room, i hung up my mobile and put my sweaty hand (not pee covered - i washed) on the doorknob and turned. my heart was racing.

swinging the door open, there was silence as everyone turned to look at me. 20 of my coworkers burst out in laughter.

"glad you could join us, racehorse" and "you should take it easy with the flowmax," were the only comments that i was able to catch above the raucous laughter.

i was beet red for the rest of the meeting and glad i only had to sit there for 15 more minutes.

i think i might have to get a new job.

TIFU By Unknowingly Peeing In Front of 20 Coworkers