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Input: Text: didn't happen today but it did happen last night:
first of all yesterday wasn't a great day to begin with heavy day at work and then even more family it support when i got home. also my fibromyalgia was playing up as per usual so life was a struggle.

after all it jobs were done i went to the bathroom. while in there i had the brain wave that the shower drain wasn't clearing too well that morning, 'i'll stick some of the shower un-blocker down it' i thought to myself being the diligent newly wed husband that i try to be, that'll earn me some brownie points for sure. so i grab the cleaner and throw the remaining half bottle down there making sure i do a thorough job getting it in every available orifice the shower had to offer.
job jobbed! left it to do its business and went downstairs to enjoy a nice chinese takeaway. 

after food was eaten mrs gentlemanmetalhead turns to me and asks 'can you smell something?' usually i'd put that down to rex the dog but she said it smelt like chemicals. "probably just the drain cleaner my dear i poured some unclogger down it before i had me tea. i'll go check it out"

well fuck me

the whole upstairs is covered in thick white clouds of gas, the shower sounds like it's turned on full blast there's that much hissing coming from the bathroom.

fuck fuck fuck

i ran round the upstairs opened some windows and cleared the bedroom and landing of the gas. bathroom is thick with smog that's violently pluming out of the drain.

'be a man gentlemanmetalhead' i thought to myself imagining mufasa's image appearing in the cloud of gas. the gas was already starting to effect my sanity.

so with t-shirt over mouth i stormed the bathroom, look at the drain and it's rapidly throwing out gas. shit this stuff burns my eyes and my skin its also making breathing is a difficulty. i manage feel my way through the gas and find the window and open it up, doesn't make that much difference the gas is being replaced as soon as its cleared out the window.

 i remembered the back of the drain cleaner bottle said that you're supposed to wash this cleaner away with hot water.i bang the shower on highest setting and start blasting the drain.
the waters not fucking draining, black goo starts discolouring the water. gas still bubbling through the water. fucks sake.

so we are onto plan b, mrs gentlemanmetalhead grabbed me a screwdriver and i donned pair of marigolds and started the task of trying to remove the drain cover, completely blind because i can't see through the water and the gas is still coming fast and strong. thrashing about in the black acid water i finally managed to get it off after 15 minutes of being exposed to this unknown chemical. the waters still not draining!

plan c: i get stuck in with my rubber gloved hands and a coat hanger and another ten minutes of wiggling and pulling goes by and i manage to liberate the middle of the drain cover and the water finally drains.

thank fuck for that.

the drain made of aluminium looks like it's been through an acid bath and the metal has started curling up on the ends. the drain cover which once was a brilliant white now has a shiny aluminium finish. feeling strange but relieved i washed down the shower cubicle and hose down every thing the black water touched, including myself.

after all the drama had ended i decided to have a smoke and call it a night just before 10pm. disappointed that one of my first acts of domestic help as a newly married man had ended in massive 
acid gas cloud and a disappointed wife reconsidering her life choices.

 

edit: thanks for all the concern me and mrs metalhead are going to seek medical attention. will update further

edit2: have gone to hospital

edit3: [proof](https://i.imgur.com/66p2d23.jpg)

final edit: we are all clear folks, also i now have a pretty valid excuse to never clean again. again thanks for all your concern. you're good people.

final final edit: [it was this stuff i used](http://scotchcorp.com/product/hair-grease-drain-opener/)

TIFU by waging chemical warfare on myself