Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: the other day i read something on reddit about never trusting reddit. and then i saw an askreddit about "never again" moments 

nutmeg: guy said never again.

about 10 minutes ago i wanted to forget my troubles and just get high...so i mixed 2 teaspoons with  a glass of milk and chugged it.

turns out nutmeg is a psychoactive drug, and not the good kind. and right now im shitting myself because it only takes full effect in a few hours.

edit: fell asleep and had weirdly vivid dreams, woke up shaking and rapid heart rate. my maids face looked weird when i saw her this morning, like her eyes were bulging. still feel delirious

TIFU by not trusting reddit because i read a TIFU post about never trusting reddit.