Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened yesterday. my girlfriend had came over for the second time to my house, and it went over really well. my parents seem to really like her so it was all puppies and sunshine. so, it was time for her to go, and as i can't drive, and neither can she, she was going to bus home. it's a pretty long bus ride home, and i was feeling pretty bad for her, so i asked my dad to give her a ride to the train station. he readily accepted and we were on our way. 

here's where i fucked up. so i'm, admittedly, a bit of a nose picker. sometimes, it gets bad, and i can barely even breathe through there. so as we're pulling into the train station, i decide to subtly try and relieve some of the pressure in my congested nose. soon after this my girlfriend mentions she lives in tuxedo, and i just tell my dad to drive her straight home, about a 45 minute drive away. soon after that, i chose the wrong place to dig, and my nose just lets loose a torrential downpour of blood. and this ain't your average run of the mill nose bleed, oh no. this is the one that gets so bad that it starts to run down the back of your throat, and all over your face. now i managed to hide it for a good 2 minutes, but my dad then looked over and says "oh you've got one hell of a nosebleed goin on there."

oh no, it gets even worse. not only is the blood staining the shit out of my quicksilver shirt and my shorts, but now my girlfriend and my dad are searching to find something to stop the downpour, making it even embarrassing. and then my girlfriend pulls something out of her purse. 
its a fucking tampon. 
i had no choice. for the next half hour car ride, i'm sitting shot gun, with a tampon up my right nostril. not gonna lie, it worked pretty well. pretty damn embarrassing.

TIFU By Picking my Nose and Having a Nosebleed in the Car