Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i have the flu and have been having my temperature taken orally a few times a day. my wife is the doctor of the house, and usually she grabs the thermometer and administers it when i need it.  this afternoon, however, she was busy and i just wanted to get it over with..so i went searching for the thermometer.  found it, took my temperature and left the thermometer out on the counter for the next time.  and, of course, i had a small sense of accomplishment knowing where the thermometer is stored and that i can now help myself.  later on, the wife walks into the bathroom and says, "what were you doing with the rectal thermometer?".

TIFU by using the first thermometer I saw