Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so guys this is a really crazy story. it sure is a crazy one. so i was sitting at home and i decided to pop open a bottle of vodka and i started mixing it with orange juice and drinking it one glass at a time i started filling the glass a quarter full of vodka and a quarter full of orange juice. i mean a quarter full of vodka and three quarters full of orange juice and then i started to decide to mix the vodka and orange juice half and half and i kept drinking it and it was a really big bottle of vodka and i drank most of it and then i got to feeling kind of uneasy and i already had the shits so i thought that i had to fart but actually the shit came out of my butthole and i was so drunk that i wasn't sure if i shit my pants or farted so i stuck my hand down the back of my pants and pulled out a big glob of poop and then i took the poop and i smeared it all over my laptop computer screen and i slammed that little fucker shut and i picked up that little fucker and i punted it across the room and then that little fucker started crawling across the sky and i tried to chase it down but it started flapping like a bird and flying away. so that was bye bye and then i got on a boat for a nice stupid but that you take you to look at really cool stupid stuff and it was rocking more than normal so, you know, i was feeling fine until this chinese girl started throwing up on the boat and the just the smell of her vomit made me feel sick so i kept looking and puking from the bottom of my stomach and it was just no good.

TIFU by drinking too much hard liquor. I'm never doing that again.