Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i'm a vegetarian. i came home super tired and hungry, and i remembered that boyfriend told me he had cheese hot pockets. they are unboxed in the freezer so no way to tell the flavor. i make one, take a bite, and low and behold it's pepperoni.

i decide to eat it because i hate waste, and there's no one else around who could eat it for me.

it is now 5am. i have been vomiting hot pocket for the last half hour. i will never eat any kind of hot pocket again after this.

TIFU by eating a hot pocket