Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was about 16 years ago when i was 6 years old. i was at the pond which is part of the biggest attraction in my city making it a very high traffic place.

anyway i'm there feeding the ducks with my mom (she is very mentally ill and has me twice a month) and she gets thirsty so she says we're going to go into the market to get a drink. i follow along la-dee-da but once we got to the counter i got very bored. i end up running away from my mom when her back is turned thinking i know my way back to the ducks to give them more bread but i don't. i do get outside however and started wondering around looking for the water but i couldn't see far distances being short with a lot of people around. 

it must have been less than 5 minutes when these two gorgeous blonde women approached me asking "are you lost? i think i know where your mom is". at this point it struck me my mom didn't know where i was but i didn't know how serious it was until they brought me back into the market and i could hear the deathly crying screams of my mother from the other side of the building.
when i was able to see her i saw 20-30 police officers and security guards trying to calm her down/trying to get my description while she was on the ground hysterical like somebody was murdered when all i wanted to do was feed the ducks.
that was the first and last time i wondered away from my mom, i received the spanking of a lifetime.

TIFU by wanting to feed the ducks.