Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: just as the ton of bricks decimated wile e. coyote, i too felt the pain of the wall it... in the form of dual ear infections, bronchitis and the flu. doing everything right i ensured to stay hydrated and get rest. here is the fuck up. i have progressively gotten worse over the past 40 hours however, my condition grew much worse about an hour ago. it then hits me, i have yet to have any form of caffeine in more than 40 hours. this may not be a problem for most, but coffee is my life blood... the ying to my yang... the pepper to my salt... it is just like a vampire that has not fed on blood. it grows weaker and irritable, unable to sustain life. my body is in such a knot of withdraw and sickness, anything more than half a cracker does not stay down.

TIFU by getting sick and messing with my bodies chemistry