Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: not sure if this is an /r/offmychest or a /r/tifu, its a mix of both really. rule 2 is to provide context, so here it is.

i really hate myself when this happens, i really do. more so than i do when nothing happens. ever heard the phrase if you got nothing nice to say don't say it at all? well i have no concept of that. i say things. i say hurtful things, but i don't realise they are hurtful. i only realise it when other people point that out to me. sometimes it works the other way around, i end up saying a nice or funny thing at random but unfortunately that is too few and far between. i have a very sharp wit, but only when i am frustrated or upset. sadness is the only emotion that effects me at present.

so i said a thing on the internet because i really hate murder. i hate war. i hate preachy religions, i hate sexism, i hate society, i hate humans. i want to like humans though but i heard a thing moments ago that made me do a dumb pun moments after that i regretted instantly. cuteness is my last bastion on earth, if the internet wasn't composed of cats i'd of prob left it years ago. my mind turns to pure malice whenever i picture harm come to an undeserving soul, depending on the severity of the mental image. well today it was a very severe one.

there is a well known gaming youtube personality who has a very cute pet. this person has posted videos of the pet in question, i have watched them. it is very cute. i hold a high amount of respect for this person, so i follow them on twitter. moments ago revealed a tragedy of animals in relation to their pet. the breeder the pet was obtained from had the rest of the breed run down by a wasteful existence. what is worse the arsehole in question is trying to pin their rampage on the breeder. i suppressed this knowledge, condensed it down to a single word.

that word is how i fucked up. it didn't last long, but it lasted long enough. this is the internet after all. within moments it was pointed out how much of an absolute cunt i am so now not only do i feel like shit from this news, i feel even worse i potentially made others feel worse. whenever i unintentionally upset people, real life, internet, anonymous, i feel like my existence is invalidated. doesn't matter if i did or didn't, just the possibility is enough to break.

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TIFU : Because I am a near emotionless arsehole