Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: firstly, the main fuck up happened in the fall, but i am just facing the consequences now. secondly, english is not my first language. i moved to 'murica when i was 5 though, so feel free to mock me for using bad grammar or whatever.

anyways, so i was born in south korea. my little brother was born 4 years later. my parents split up, and i moved to america with my dad very early in elementary school. my brother stayed with my mom. when i was 17, i started working for a local korean-owned restaurant. i worked there all through college. i still pick up shifts from time to time so i can pay all my bills since my "real" job pays like shit. i still live with my dad because of the mediocre pay and student loan debt. this past fall, my little brother came to live with my dad and i so that he could spend a year at an american university.

during my years at work, i became really close with another guy my age. to entertain ourselves while it was slow, we'd make up... uh... questionable stories about the hot chicks that came in. we did all of this very quietly and in korean, so in all the years we had been doing this, we had never been caught by anyone. it probably helped that almost none of our customers knew a word of korean.

early in the fall, this girl came into the restaurant. she was exactly my type. gorgeous face with cute features, petite, cardio bunny looking body, cute clothes, pretty hair, the whole deal. so of course, as is tradition, i must make up a story. the whole "teehee i'd do te thing with that chick teehee" type of story got old long ago, and basically we tried to either be poetic, or make the stories as disgusting as possible. i got disgusting with my story. i got disturbing. i got creepy.

when her to-go order was ready, my friend went to ring her up, but dared me to get her number. so after she was done, i asked her, in english, for her number. she called me a pervert and told me to leave her alone. in barely-accented korean.

my friend nearly died laughing, i nearly died of embarrassment, i figured i'd never see her again.

anyways, so my brother had been having a great time in america. we drank a ton (nothing else to do here in the midwest), he made friends, and he did well in most of his classes. there was one class he was having trouble with, but some chick helped him out and he got an a. well, they became friends, and he seemed to like her a lot and always told me how she's pretty and speaks korean and it's a match made in heaven obviously.

looking back, i should have been suspicious that there was a random korean-speaking white chick in his class, but whatever. it's a university, there are some foreign students and students who have visited other countries, so i don't even think about it.

he eventually invites her over for dinner and video games.

it was that girl. the one i had made the disturbing, creepy, disgusting story about. she was obviously scared and started crying. ended up telling my brother, who told my dad.

i grabbed a few things and left. noped the fuck out of that house. i'm on my friend's couch for the night, and god knows i don't know what i'm going to do when i get home. my father doesn't tolerate saying stuff like that to/about women. my brother probably won't talk to me again.

 

****for clarity, i did not actually want to do any of the stuff in the story, i was just making it super nasty to get a rise out of my friend.

TIFU by Speaking Korean