Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: help me. so, lately these jehovah's witnesses keep coming to our neighborhood. every day. at 9:00 am and even 9:00 pm sometimes. then i started getting letters stuck into my door. they were always in english, and this is important. so today, i got to actually speak to one of them. i thought that the best thing to say to them was, "don't come here. don't come anywhere in this neighborhood. you're not convincing anyone." i then slammed the door on them. great thing is that one of my friends is now a jehovah's witness, and he knows what languages i speak. now i get letters in english, french, spanish, and even in farsi. now i get a lot of letters. everyday there is a letter in a new language. so many letters. today, i got one under my doormat. then i will get one squished in my door. help me.
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update: i quickly called my friend, and it was all a prank. turns out they have a lot of letters left over. and i was going to file a harassment charge against them. also, my father has also gotten these letters in his language (he lives in an entirely different state), but i don't know how they would know his language. anyway, if they come again, i'm just going to give them one of those "why the jehovah's witnesses are wrong" articles and say that i'm gay so they can leave and never come back.

TIFU By Telling The Jehovah's Witnesses to Go Away.