Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: christmas eve, 7 nights ago.  me and the family pull in to the brother & sister in-laws house for christmas family food and fun. 

getting out of the car, for some inexplicable reason - i never do this!!  no-one ever does this because it is stupid - i grab the pillar between the front and back doors as i get out.  and my son proceeds to open the back door, pinching my finger to the car.  as i felt the squeeze coming on hard and fast, i yelled stop!!!!!  and tried to block the door from opening any further.

so now i am hopping around in major pain thinking, yay me!!  i thought i managed to block the door in time enough to get away with just a good firm squeeze............. until i saw the blood.

turns out i cracked my fingernail diagonally, from the top to the bottom.   hurt like i cannot even begin to express, unbelievable.  brother in-law is scrambling around for supplies - bandaids, bandages - to soak up the mess and help stop the bleeding.  bundled it up tight ...... and sat down to 4 fingers of crown for the pain.

all the while i have a throbbing heart beat on the end of my finger.


to make this tifu even better.  2 days later at work one of the guys convinces me to glue the 2 halves of the fingernail together with super glue.  which actually worked quite well ...........  little bit of the mess (blood) mixed with the super glue as it cured making it look even better.  even stylish.

turns out that the one piece of nail was also broken all the way around the quick of my finger.

this is gonna take months to heal ... (possible nsfw)

http://imgur.com/ahixgnr

TIFU By getting out of the car with my Son on Christmas