Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: here is the back story. i am currently on a low carb diet and prescribed lithium.  its sunday and i am driving home from a cabin.  i used to be a drinker but due to my diet and medication i really don't drink but i had a few the previous evening. i am driving along looking for some waterfalls to photograph, drinking diet root beer and eating pepperoni.  all of a sudden feel a little queazy but shrug it off.  then traffic picks up and i am in a round-a-bout with no escape and i start projectile vomit pepperoni and diet soda.  all over myself, the car, the steering wheel, the windshield.  what to do, i also have 3 empty case of recyclables in my back seat(doing favor for a friend.)  this all just looked bad and it smelled worse.  i was an hour away from home.  the drive home was one of the most disgusting things i ever experienced.  stopping every few minutes for a drive heave covered in pepperoni and diet soda.  of course i hit every light and at some point i gave up trying to stop swallowing my illness and just let it go.  i gave up.  i was like just please don't let this day get worse…eventually i got home and i was covered in a hot mess. still trying to clean up the mess.

TIFU I did not pull over when I should have…