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Input: Text: so like many fuck ups this started a while ago... i'm a male 16 and sophomore in high school.

1 year ago: i learned that a girl named "cali" likes me but flirts like a first grader (usually by hitting and saying how they hate the person they like) i didn't know that she was flirting with me when we were younger so i had hated her for being mean to me and always will hate her. but since i hated her, when i found out she liked me, i took advantage of the situation to mess with her and i was pretty mean but don't remember too much of it. and apparently it takes her a couple of years to get over guys.

6 months ago: she started exacting her revenge on me but she takes it way too far. i'll give you some examples of stuff she has done. 1. would stare at me in every class and then when i'd look up from my work i'd see she was staring at me and then she would announce to the class that i should stop staring at her. 2. i was walking down the hallway minding my own business when she speed walks in front of me for about 10 feet then turns around like a bat outta hell and starts yelling at me screaming that i won't stop following her. 3. most recently but still a couple months ago i was outside for science and doing my experiment on eggs or something and we were on the bleachers and i'm minding own business walking past her not thinking anything of it when i hear her say to me that she wishes she could just kick me off the bleachers so i'd be dead and gone from her life, i think little of this comment because i have taken verbal abuse from her many many times before so i finished my science experiment and when we get back in the classroom the science teacher walks over to me and tells me that i will be having a talk with the dean of students because i threatened to kill "cali" by kicking her off the bleachers and i've also supposedly been hitting her and calling her names on the bus. i ended up getting a in-school suspension the following day.

last month: "cali" hasn't done anything to me in awhile so i have a false sense of security and her sister is a freshman and i like her a lot so i started talking to her and we've been talking a lot.

today (biggest fuck up begins): i should mention that "cali" and her sister both ride the same bus as me and only live like a country block away from my house. anyway skip to fuck up. school ends and we get on bus to go home and "cali's" sister and i sit together which is normal for the last week or two. but "cali" sits in front of us and idrc at the moment but i was play fighting with "cali's" sister and took her phone and was asking for her passcode and she wouldn't give it to me unless i tell her why i want it and i finally tell her that it's because i like her then she gives me her passcode and i'm happy then she asks me what my passcode is and i said "i'm not telling you unless you say it" she didn't want to so i start to pretend to be sad and i look to my older brother and say i'm gonna cry the "cali" joined the convo and says "yeah why don't you just cry" and i flipped shit and shouted at her "would you just shut the fuck up you stupid whore" then "cali's" sister tells me to stop and tells me that she likes me and i'm ecstatic about that. and we had already had plans for her to come over to my house. i get off the bus then and i get ready for her to come over. then me and my older bro walk to go get her from her house and walk her back to mine. we saw a car pull out of her driveway and we didn't think much of it and kept on walking to her house. the car passes us. and when we're about a hundred feet away from her driveway the car comes back from behind us and stops traffic and a cranky old looking mother gets outta the car and starts screaming at my older brother and he is polite and everything while she is saying that none of her daughters will be coming to our house and that anyone who calls her daughter a whore doesn't need to see any of her daughters. then my brother simply says "sorry ma'm but i'm not seth" she said who are you then and he responded caleb and she pointed at me and i said i'm seth (in a cocky tone my brother would later point out) and then she started to scream at me but i was bored of her shit and walked away while she was yelling at me so long story short she stfu and got back in her car and drove home. my brother was terrified and i was pissed that i didn't get to see "cali's" sister

TIFU by calling a girl a whore