Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: My two roommates and I recently had our fourth roomate move out. It’s a very inopportune time since few people want to move in the middle of winter. So needless to say, its been a bit of a struggle to find suitable candidates.

We had one guy who would’ve been great until he said “So i’m a vegan, and I can’t smell people cooking meat” which immediately disqualified him since the three of us are omnivores who cook often. 

But anyways, I put up a facebook marketplace listing with a very detailed description of the place. This included the expenses, what the room and apartment has in it and the location, specific demographics for our ideal roomate, mentioned that NO pets are allowed and that we don’t want children here either (we’re a couple guys in our mid 20’s-Early 30’s, no kids pls), and I also added that I don’t speak Spanish since most of my inquiries were coming in Spanish. 

My inbox BLEW up because honestly this apartment is a really great spot, low rent for a nicely renovated place near a state capital city. In my inbox were tons of messages just asking me the most idiotic questions that easily could’ve been answered if people took a minute to read the two paragraphs I wrote. Questions like “how much is rent” and “what utilities are included?” But aside from that were people who very clearly did not fit the criteria for what we needed and would’ve understood that if they read the damn post. Even though I wrote that we are only looking for young professionals, recent college grads/grad students, my inbox was full of 50+ year old men and women, and then lots of middle aged single moms with babies/toddlers. Also surprisingly plenty of messages from 18-20 year old sound cloud rappers. On top of everything, some people just were flat out rude. One guy FIRST messaged me and said “what’s the address, i’m coming for a tour tomorrow”

Now I’m not an elitist in any sense, however when it comes to the people I live with, its important that we have common ground and can get along well. I’m a professional photographer, my other roommates are an aerospace engineer &amp; a social worker. Aside from myself, they have M-F 9-5 jobs. We like similar music, all love to cook, can talk about politics and social issues civilly, relatively active lifestyles and are roughly the same age. 

I feel like i’m an asshole for being so picky with my selection process but why should I give someone a chance living with me if they can’t be bothered to read a bit before wasting my time with bs. 

searching for a roomate on facebook marketplace and not giving a chance to people who clearly didn't read my listing