Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as is tradition, this fuck up did not occur today. this happened about a month ago at the brand new quiznos outside my gym.

a little about myself, i am a 27 year old male, try to be smooth but end up being socially awkward, 6'3 decent looking guy. 

so i was a quiznos virgin, but my workout buddy told me it was the best. there were quite a few promotions at our quiznos to try to incise customers, including a frequent sandwich card, and 10% discount if you had a gym membership.

so after ordering my first sub, i fell in love. i was hitting quiznos after ever workout. i even found myself workout out even more so i could enjoy a quiznos after. the cashier was a nice 20ish year old blonde, which i admit, i flirted with on a daily basis. she was nice and i even picked up on her work schedule.

income fuckup:

so i got some good news, a court case had been settled in my family's favor so i couldn't get the smile off my face (it had taken 10 years). with my gleaming grin, this girl had to ask "what is making you so happy? you're glowing!". i told her in as little detail something had gone in our favor in the courts. she responded "that's amazing, my brother is trying to get custody of his son and its not going his way". i was a little startled, but in my attempt to comfort her, it got worse. i let her know that i had a cousin that was able to get custody of his kid and that it all worked out in the end. i wished her good luck. 

she then decided to open up to me more. "yeah, i just had a miscarriage." i was startled and uncomfortable. "oh, i am sorry to hear that" i said. "it's okay, it was a blessing, i went to the states and was with some guy, he knocked me up. he had a criminal record so he couldn't really come back to canada to help with the baby". so now i am totally uncomfortable. "oh, well uh, glad everything worked out", still waiting for her to wrap up my sandwich. "yeah, it was actually my second miscarriage". i apologied again "sorry to hear that... or? was that a blessing too". i asked too much. "yeah, the first miscarriage... the guy raped me." my jaw dropped and the socially awkward guy came out. "nice!" i exclaimed (in my head i couldn't figure out how i actually formed words). she looked up, the people behind me in line looked at me... i she looked away. i said outloud "awkward" grabbed my sandwich (yes i paid for it before this point) and left... i have never been back. 

my workout buddy "and that's why you never talk to people". i have learned my lesson.

TIFU by being nice to the girl at Quiznos.