Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: unlike most tifu this actually happened just a few minutes ago. being the fat ass i am, i love pop and whats better than a nice slushy cola. so after a few hours in the freezer i grab my 2l  and take it to my room. i noticed a little bit of ice stuck to the top of the lid, but i figured fuck it i can open it real quick and pour some in my cup. immediately after opening a geyser of faygo cola erupts out of the bottle and hits the ceiling. i jam my finger in it to try to stop the flow, but every time i pull it out to put the cap back on it's got way to much pressure, and goes everywhere including all over me. worst part is i didn't even get to drink any of the delicious cola, and am now afraid to open the bottle again.

TIFU By opening a frozen pop