Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory not today, but i just regained feeling in my finger and enough clarity to tell the story, so give me a break. typing is hard.

i'd like to begin this story with the fact that i tend to have exaggerated reactions to stinging/biting insects. the bites/stings usually welt more than usual and are painful at least until the next day, if not longer. even my mosquito bites get an "oh shit" reaction from my friends, because they get so huge and misshapen. the fun lasts for hours.

i was on a super relaxing, chill 30ish mile bike ride. it was a 15 mile trail, you just go to the end, pet some sweet ass horsies, and bike back. very little hillage, just straight, paved, chill bike trail. usually an awesome day.

enter the "leaf." it fell from some overhanging trees right into the top of my tank top, coming to rest between the boobs. not wanting a crunchy leaf crunching up in my sports bra, i reach in real quick with my right hand to pull it out.

pain. this was not a leaf. it was a wasp. immediately, my index finger started to swell. i got off my bike and sat down and cried. i'm not proud of this. a few people passed me on the trail, asking what was wrong, could they help, etc. there was really nothing to be done but suck it up and ride the remaining 8 miles home, but oh shit, my left brake pads have been dead forever because i'm broke and i've been pretty much using my right brake for everything. so now i can't stop without terrible pain. for 8 miles.

i made it home and put some sting stop on my finger but god the pain. at the point, it was radiating through my wrist, nearly to my elbow.

at least it wasn't my boob though, i guess.

TIFU by thinking a wasp was a leaf.