Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: dear reddit, tifu by not masturbating in over a year.
now, it doesn't take much to excite me--if you know what i mean. so i'm out on my girlfriends balcony, i live on the floor above her and jumped down, and i let myself in. the surprise visit got me some bonus points with her, and things got flirtatious fairly quickly. it didn't take long before she asked to see my penis. let me tell you, this freaking thing was a diamond at this point. six and a half inches of the hardest thing you ever did see. so anyway, things got hot and heavy real fast, but this was both of our first times. so for a while, it really wasn't that great because i didn't realize the v-hole was so far down. but then i remembered something i read on reddit about it, thanks reddit. armed with the knowledge of reddit, i went for it... and that's where it all goes bad. the moment it goes in... well, let's say i didn't have any endurance. i didn't last even two seconds. all of a sudden, i woke up alone in my bed like i do ever morning, albeit a little early, and i had to go clean myself off and change.

TIFU by not masturbating in over a year.