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yesterday, i was feeling really bloated and backed up, and being the hypochondriac that i am, i went and popped laxatives without even thinking twice about my actions. about an hour later, i'm on my way to a friend's house to hit the gym and then have a sleep over. half way through my work out, i start feeling the tell-tale laxative cramps, you know, the ones that come a few hours before your shit. i work out for an hour, and on the way home, i comment to my friend that i feel a tad nauseous. she suggests we have dinner, and i agree. then, i indulge in the biggest fucking omelette i have ever eaten. i'm talking 5 eggs, and all sorts of fillings. then comes the rumbling. as were cozying up to watch a movie, my gut starts rumbling like nothing else, so loud that the girl i was staying with commented. i start panicking, assuming that i was gonna either shit myself, or throw up, and call my mom asking her about the dosage on the laxatives. she tells me i'll be fine, so i go to bed. in the middle of the night, i wake up and run, butt cheeks clenched, to the bathroom, very nearly shitting my pants. diarrhea. tons of diarrhea. i panic, and try to flush as quietly as possible as to avoid waking up anyone else in the house. to my horror, the toilet wont flush. the water drained a bit, but nothing really went down. i start crying silently, and praying to the porcelain gods to take my offering, but to no avail. i take the lid of the toilet off the tank to see if there's anything i can do to fix the toilet without making too much noise. as soon as i take a peek inside, im shocked to find that the tank is completely empty, so i do what any sane, dignity-valuing house guest would do: i take the trash can, fill it with water a little at a time, and slowly try to refill the tank by trickling water from the trashcan down the wall of the tank so it doesn't take noise. after about an hour of painstaking tank-filling, leaving the tank about a quarter full, i try to flush it again. it helps, but there's still shitty-water in the bowl. i try filling the tank again, and repeated that process three more times until i get a complete flush. i put everything back, and by the time i get back to bed, it's 6:43am, and i had been out of bed for 2 1/2 hours trying to get a fucking toilet to flush.

TIFU by taking laxatives before going to a sleepover.