Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i've been choofing on my mflb,and i decided before i get up, i will perform a ritual, the choking of the chicken.

i get down to work as i'm flicking through gonewild looking for a nice lady. settle on a vagina and soon, the chicken was finally choked. 

just as the deed was done, my father walked past my room and decided to ask me "what my plans were for today." so i replied and for some high reason i decide to unlock my phone (s6) and not look at him (im at an [8] but dad doesn't mind if i smoke.)

and as i unlock it, that lovely pussy pops up on the screen! can't be sure if he saw it, cause my back was turned on him at the time.

TIFU by being high while having a bat