Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened about four hours ago. sorry for my bad english, it isn't my native tongue.

 today for breakfast i decided to make two boiled eggs for myself. set up some hot water and punctured the first egg, no problem until this point. then the problems started: 

while puncturing the second egg, the upper half of the shell cracked and spilt the half egg in the kitchen. as the bottom half was intact, i filled the rest into a little bowl and put it in the microwave for some seconds until it was cooked.  

normally i use a little egg-like plastic thing which i put into the water with the eggs, which shows how hard boiled the eggs already are. as i couldn't find it today and having no idea how long it would take to boil them, i simply decided 10 minutes would be sufficient for a hardboiled egg.

after that time, i took it out of the pot, put it under cold water and started peeling it. halfway through the peeling i decided it was still not hard enough. but i didn't want to put it again into the water as it was already half peeled and i didn't want to risk that it would soak in the water. 

so, what worked once must work again, i thought and put the egg for 50 second into the microwave with 600w. the egg was still intact, so i took it out, cooled it down and finished peeling it. went to the table, sat down, and hungry as i was i took it with the hand to my mouth.  

the second my lower teeth hit the egg it exploded with a loud "flop" spreading it through the whole room: on the floor, the carpet, the wall, the window, my shirt. simply everywhere. 

in the same moment my mouth seemed to be electro shocked and set on fire at the same time. i immediately ran to the sink sticking my tongue in the cold water stream for the next 15 minutes.

and as if my bleeding tongue and burning lip wasn't enough, my two cats preferred to give me confused stares while i hung under the sink instead of helping me cleaning the floor by eating the egg, making me vacuum the floor all by myself.

at least, after three hours the burning feeling is gone leaving behind a relatively relaxing numbness.

 

[here](https://imgur.com/a/aperv) are some pictures of my tongue as verification if somebody is interested. might be a bit **nsfl if you are delicate**.

**edit:** added a picture which shows some more bruisings. you can see only the stuff at my teeth and below my tongue. there is more on the upper side but it is just to frakkin' hard to get a non-blury picture with my smartphone...

TIFU by eating an egg.