Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened after i got home from work today, and i got home like any normal day and sat down on my porcelain throne to take my evening dump. 

i've been battling a runny nose as the weather changes have been quite bipolar, and as a result i've gotten a cold. 

i finish pooping and i start to wipe up when all of a sudden i feel a tickle in my nose. normally i don't feel the urge to cover my nose, except i already felt the snot running down my upper lip and so instinctively covered my nose with.. you guessed. my shit covered toilet paper. tiny bits of shit are now in my nostril and are soon propelled out in a hellish mixture of snot and shit in one sneeze. i then proceed to throw up next to the toilet from the smell in my nose. it was quite a clean up.

Tifu by sneezing on the toilet