Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: right, so i wasn't really too invested in the eclipse (don't live in path of totality), and didn't know when it was going to be. i was planning on watching a live-stream and in my mind, i remembered the date as somewhere between august 25 - 30.

so, i decided to go for a morning run as i usually do. lo and behold, it fell right on the timeslot of the eclipse. out of habit, i went on the same trail that i always go on, which happened to align perfectly with the sun, where if i was facing directly down the path, even just tilting my head the slightest bit upwards would have my eyes looking at the sun directly. i glanced at it about 5  times (0.75 seconds -  1 second each time), spread out over 9 minutes, until the 6th time where i looked at it for 3 full seconds and thought:

"feels kind of weird toda-"
then it hit me. 
"i-it's not today, right?"

i did a quick google search on my phone and my heart sank. it's been 6 hours since then. i had a floater in my right eye after the run, but it quickly went away. 

i'm hoping that it wasn't enough to damage my eyesight, but i think those 3 seconds might have done me in. fuck me.

TIFU by forgetting that it was the day of the eclipse, and by looking at the sun during a jog.