Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened two nights ago, and this is also my first post to reddit. i made a throwaway because i don't really want it getting back to me, but i want to get it off my chest, and can't really tell anyone i know.

backstory- i've had a problem with gambling and depression for about 12 years.

so life is going mediocrity okay. i spend the previous three days watching over my mother's house while she is on vacation. at the end she gives me way too much money ($300) which i tell her no thanks, it's too much. she insists. i insist again, then i give up and take it.

i go to a bar, have a few drinks and play a bit of video poker. put in $50, and get it up to $300. instead of cashing out, i play it all back down to nothing, and also lose the rest of the money my mom gave to me. pissed off at myself for not cashing out, i go home and get all the money i have saved, which is $600, and go to get some of it back. i lose it all and think to myself how f*cked i really am, now that i can't pay rent in a couple days or the bills that i have piled up.

get a couple stronger drinks and head to find a place to hang myself. i had some pretty nice rei shoes with good strong shoelaces, so i found a tree on a trail that was mostly out of the way, and tied it up, and spent the next hour or so working up the courage to go through with it. my legs were trembling tremendously as i was about to go through with it. 

so i don't have the courage to just jump down, but i do slowly lower myself and i figure that is it. i don't know how long i passed out for, but i assume it wasn't too long since i disoriently wake up on my back. it was very confusing figuring out that i was feeling grass or straw with my hand and what was going on. 

the thing i don't really understand is how the shoelace broke. it wasn't a regular shoelace. this thing was made of paracord and meant to withstand some force. i tested it out too by putting on my weight on it to make sure the branch didn't snap, but when i sat up, the cord was frayed. did an angel come and cut me down? if so, i'm not too happy about that. 

so now i have 3 days til rent and bills are due, no money, and i can't really leave my room as i have a huge noose-looking line around my neck.

if anyone has any ideas on where to go from here, i'm open to suggestions. to be honest, my thoughts here are: try it again, go to a shooting range and do it there, maybe try to do a non-violent crime and go to jail, pack up all my stuff and run away to another state and be homeless, or try to sell everything i own and hope i can make up the money. 

thanks reddit for letting me get this off my chest.

TIFU by gambling away my monies and failing suicide NSFW