Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so a little background:  i am a recovering addict who suffers from chronic pain.  in attempting to treat said pain without using opiates or even the nsaids i have become intolerant to due to stomach issues, i purchased some kratom in the hopes it may offer relief.  i researched articles in scientific american and other medical papers and found that responsible use offers relief to opiate addicted chronic pain patients. yesterday i took a small dose and experienced since relief with the intention of doing the same this morning. i have relapsed once in the two years of sobriety i have had (after 1 year, so i know that i only really have the time between that relapse and now as sober time). anyway, i put the kratom in my pocket with the intention of trying it again to see if it would indeed work.  when my wife got out of bed she decided to embrace me and shove her hands in my pocket which i didn't want her to do as i wanted to be sure it would work before telling her about it.  well of course she found it and became upset...not about the drug but about the fact that i hid it from her (honesty and hiding things has been a long standing issue).  now she will not listen to any explanation why i did such (she is a prosecutor so any and all drugs are bad and the worst information she can find on a subject is the only truth of it).  now i fear we will be divorced and my 2 boys will suffer the same fate i have as the product of a broken marriage.  
to summarize: my dishonesty and willful deception has once again led to conflict with my wife even though i had the best of intentions in keeping it hidden until i could verify efficacy and now the damage is seemingly irreparable.

TIFU by hiding something from my wife... Again