Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'll set the scene. i was at a rugby tournament in australia (imagine a festival but instead of music there are rugby matches and massage tents) and just as i arrive, i realise i'm in desperate need of a shit. like particularly bad. i know the portable toilets on the grounds are really nasty, but there is just no other way.

when i get in to the toilet, it is really unpleasant. and as its pretty cold outside, its freezing in here too. i clean off the toilet seat, but because its really cold decide that i won't sit on it cus i'll freeze my ass off. instead, i brace my hands against the wall and kind of awkwardly squat over the toilet.

and then it happened. my hands slip, and my butt cheeks meet the freezing seat. its so cold that i jump up a little, and for whatever reason (probably the heat from my sweet cheeks) the toilet seat comes up, stuck to my ass. as im awkwardly squatting there, the toilet seat falls, right on to the tip of my penis. there are no words.

after shouting a bit (and assuring someone outside that i'm okay) i decide to examine my throbbing member. the whole tip had gone purple, and was incredibly sore. worst still, i had a rugby match to play and really didn't feel able to explain that i didn't want to play because my penis hurt.

TIFU by not holding my ding dong while on the toilet