Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this one happened many many years ago, probably around 10 years ago back when i was still a kid. i was dining at a steak house, my mother and two of her friends were there as well. the food consisted of essentially pork meat and squid. this particular squid wasn't very fond of breaking down into little pieces, so it was a bit of a pain to eat. the fu comes when i get tired of munching on the damn thing and try to swallow it down. i can feel the slimy thing making it's way down my throat, but then... it stops. soon i realize it's stuck. i repeatedly try to dislodge and swallow it, but no cigar. i get a little panicked and it's a bit hard to breathe, but i'm still able to. at this point i haven't told anyone at the table about the predicament. i calm down, and decide that if it's not going down... it's gotta come up. so i look upwards, reach my hand inside my gaping mouth, pinch part of the squid with two fingers and pull out an 8 inch long piece of squid. quite a sight for everyone having dinner.

TIFU by not chewing properly