Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened about 2 years ago but whatever.

i had been home sick for three days with a horrible stomach flu.  the kind of flu where you keep a barf bucket with you wherever you go.  i had just finished taking my third bath of the day when i headed to bed.  3 hours or so later, i woke up with those horrible diarrhea gut knots. i knew the reckoning was approaching. i gingerly waddled to the bathroom (any exertion whatsoever would have been a one-way ticket to brown town). i readied my self on the seat and started painting the bowl. not even thirty seconds through it, i feel a vomet comit coming on. for some reason, i thought it was a good idea to remove my sputtering sphincter from the seat and vomit into the shit-filled toilet. because of the smell of my rancid flu shit, the puke was extra strong. the exertion from that heave caused my ass to explode and form a chocolate pool on the floor. then, as im squatting in front of the bowl, i manage to lose my footing on the floor due to the shit water. i slip downwards, still vomiting, and slam my head against the toilet bowl. i was out cold. i woke up the next morning caked in shit and vomit. fuck the flu.

TIFU by pooping/vomiting on the floor and passing out in it