Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: okay, so i have just created an account after lurking and getting schadenfreude from posts here, it is only fair that i return the favour. 

i work at a supermarket in new zealand as a grocery assistant, nothing fancy but it pays the bills for now. a big complaint i have about my uniform is that it is not well suited for physical work, the trousers are especially inflexible which results in tears down the seam of the pants. i have been fed up with resewing time and time again and have elected to use a few safety pins threaded through the split to keep my trousers together until i can be bothered fixing them.

so, work as usual yesterday and i am walking back to where i am working, and i decided to walk through the least crowded aisle, which contains snack foods on one side and baby needs and wax, condoms and lube on the other. there are only a couple of young guys down there, i'd guess mid twenties, and when i get closer i see that they are a couple, no big deal to me. they take little notice of me and are looking at the lube. as i pass them however, my pants feel a bit weird, they are moving just slightly strangely on me and that is when i feel one of the safety pins stabbing into my upper inner thigh and i yelped "jesus that hurts!" whilst clutching that backside of my trousers and limping off, only to look back at them to see if they heard me out of mild embarrassment. i was not even thinking about what it looked like, until i saw one of them scowling at me, his partner merely nonplussed with the lube in his hand. i turned back the direction i was heading in disbelief at what i had just done and feeling absolutely awful. 

so yeah, i would say i fucked up.

TIFU by being lazy with clothing maintenance... and potentially offending a gay couple. Nsfw