Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a little background: i live in a desert overseas, where alcohol is tightly controlled and very expensive. the few places that have bars charge premium prices for crap quality alcohol. so we sometimes fill up a small water bottle with gin or vodka if we're going to the pool for the day.

i woke up, as i often do, about five in the morning with a bad case of cottonmouth from sleeping in such a dry environment. i went to the kitchen and picked up one of the water bottles sitting on the counter (we re-use them by filling them from our water cooler) and took a big slug. can you guess what happened?

five in the morning is not when you want to chug warm vodka.

TIFU by not drinking water