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Input: So, I have two of my friends who are in a relationship currently living with me in a studio apartment. They have the living room, and I have my “bedroom” with no door. We’ll call them Mike and Anna.

Living arrangements are definitely subject to change in a few months once we’ve saved up enough to move to a 2-bedroom. The reason we’re all squished in here is because the two of them needed a place to stay to get away from Mike’s narcissistic parents who essentially were trying to ruin Anna’s life over her “taking him” from them.

Among the other issues that can arise from three people living in a studio, Mike and Anna obviously have sex. Most of the time, they’re not bad about it and either do it when I’m not home or at night when they have a video playing or something to muffle the noise. 

They aren’t loud and obnoxious about it. Usually. The problems arise when they don’t have anything playing to muffle the sounds and I hear....well, everything. And I can’t make myself to go sleep until they stop. Even if I can’t hear it, just hearing it start and knowing it’s going on is enough to keep me on edge even with headphones. Usually it isn’t for long.

Last night though, I got about four hours of sleep just because they started at around 12:30am and kept at it till about 2:30-3am. And it was a good bit louder than it usually is. Ended up blasting videos from my phone at full volume because I left my headphones at work and was also annoyed that it kept going for so long. And very tired. I realize it was petty, but ugh.

Haven’t mentioned it to them as of this morning. Don’t know if I need to. Still irritated about losing sleep over it. I can’t exactly tell them don’t have sex. But I dunno, it’s always skeeved me out when people bang near where I can hear all the little noises and such. 

Would I be an asshole for asking for...some kind of compromise, I don’t know what, with having sex? Until we get separate rooms in a new place, that is. I don’t want to make them feel unsafe or that they need to walk on eggshells around me. Do I just keep quiet about it and try to find a pair of earplugs that render me temporarily deaf for when I go to bed?

being uncomfortable/annoyed when people have sex in the same room as me