Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: the day i fucked up and never went back to university.

so there i was... in university and kicking ass. finally i'm doing really well at something for the first time in my life!
cruising through bach. of i.t. course with no effort.

then i discovered alcohol.

maybe i should've stopped when i realized i was drunk at 10am and on a bus on my way to my uni.

maybe i should've stopped when i had a beer at a bar to top up my buzz.

maybe i should've stopped when i asked the uni cafe for 2 beers.

all i know is that i sat through an hour long lecture with a stupid smile on my face. then right before then end. i ran the fuck out of there spewing an absolute shit ton everywhere. a man blocks my path to the toilets "are you ok?" he says.  the next thing i remember is i'm on the floor of the bathroom covered in vomit. i fucking leg it all the way to the bus stop o_o.

and that is why i didn't go back to uni. :/

TIFU Throwing up fucking everywhere at university.