Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: yesterday it was so cold outside that i thought it would be nice to eat some hot chili! we made a big pot from scratch, got some cheese, onions, frito's scoops, and sour cream, and went to town! it was delicious, and perfect for such a cold day. however, the only kind of sour cream was one that had chives in it too. no, problem. chives are okay, i guess. not exactly what is made for chili, but it'll do. i open it up, stir it, and plop a nice heap on my chili, being careful to get as little chive in there as possible. well... flash forward a few hours and holy shit! literally. like, shitsplosion! my asshole made sounds that i don't think are native to planet earth. aliens had invaded my body and were waging war with my intestines. i've never hated a portion of my body so much. at this point, i'm racking my brain trying desperately to figure out who hates me enough to poison me. then i tried a different approach, thinking of what i had eaten within the last 24 hours, and all i could come up with was that maybe i didn't cook the chili long enough. after the first hour or so of intestinal warfare i look in my fridge, intending to rid the world of the alien chili, and something catches my eye... the sour cream. immediately i open it, looking for signs of the enemy. there it is. right on top. mold. spots all over the surface had begun to form within hours of my ingesting it. i then realized that what i had earlier thought were chives... was mold, and probably a fuckton of bacteria. i look at the label, "exp 10/22/14". so here i am, emptying my bowels of all traces of what was supposed to be a lovely meal, turned instruments of war, and wishing vehemently for a ceasefire and world peace.

TIFU by accidentally poisoning myself.