Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a few months ago i became horny and started relieving myself so to speak with a glass drinks bottle. thinking little of it, i washed it when i was done and chucked it in the recycling. there are no weekly collections and to my knowledge, no bin nearby where you could deposit glass. my plan was to look for somewhere online. 

later on i asked around the internet about where i could deposit my glass. a man then offered to take them, and i assumed that this was to earn some extra money by taking them down to the recycling plant which pays a small fee. i then found the bottle and washed it again, a little more thoroughly, to ensure there were no visible signs of my activities. he then came round and i gave him the bottles. he thanked me, saying he used them for home brewing. i seriously considered taking it out but did not want to draw attention to the issue. so i just smiled and handed them over. 

somebody probably has already drunk out of that.

TIFU by recycling (NSFW)