Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well, this happened about two weeks ago. but anway, i went out to get coffee at about 1am, because why not. i was quickly informed that it was cash only. so i trekked down to the shop to get cash out, and ended up talking to the cashier for about 40 minutes about his whole life story. it was pretty interesting, but then i really wanted my coffee. walked back in the freezing cold and finally got my coffee. it's maybe 2am by now. i start my drive home, but pull over 15 minutes later as i need to check my phone. then suddenly from the corner of my eye i spot an acquaintance. this guy would play at my local each friday, and he also busked in the valley. i'd seen him around, spoken to him before, and we also had mutual friends, so i assumed he was a chill guy. we had a good chat and he invited me over to smoke, i said yes. anyway, so we're having a great conversation, smoked a bit, played cards, and it was all completely platonic. there was no strange sexual energy, no flirting, nothing out of the ordinary. just two casual friends hanging out. then he begins to prep for bed. dims the lights. gets under the covers. all over the space of 30 minutes i'd say. so i'm talking about the birth of my child, and my labour (because we both have kids, and that was the subject of our conversation), and hear this faint rustling sound. i look over and he's actually wanking. he's wanking. having a tug. spanking the monkey, etcetera. i freaked the fuck out, but didn't let him catch on that i knew. i calmly said that i had to go because i had work in the morning. he orginally had his back to me, but he rolls over, continues to tug, looks me in the eye, smiles, and says "yeah, no worries". i legged it. i eventually messaged him later to say that his behaviour wasn't cool, and he said that i should've locked the door on the way out, and that he apologises for his nocturnal reflexes and that next time i can sit on the floor. cheers.

TIFU by going out for coffee and accepting an invite to smoke joints