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Input: Text: so this actually happened about a year ago, but i finally feel comfortable about talking about one of the most embarrassing things that has ever happened to me.

here's a little background: i started dating my now-wife when we were just graduating high school. we both made a conscious decision that we would wait to have sex until we get married. we didn't make a big deal about it, we just wanted it to be something to experience for the first time on our wedding night. for about four years we dated and became pretty comfortable with each other's families. they supported our decision and were pretty impressed we did wait as long as we did. she was on the pill because neither of us want kids for a while, we want to enjoy just the two of us and be selfish. 

a few months after being married she was taking antibiotics, which render the pill ineffective for a while. so one afternoon while taking a shower, we had sex in the shower with a condom. after the deed was done, i tied the end and spouted "kobe," and threw it over the shower door to the trash can. i opened the door and it landed right on the rim. not thinking much of it, we continued in the shower and when she was finished washing off she got out. i stayed in for a few more minutes and when i was clean, got out to notice the condom wasn't on the garbage can rim anymore. figuring she took care of it, i went about my business as usual. 

the next day was my wife's cousin's birthday party and they all love my dog. our little fur baby is a jack russell/chihuahua and a very well behaved dog. he never chews on anything that isn't his toys, or gets into the trash. we brought him along to the party at my mother-in-law's house so everyone could enjoy him. this was one of the first parties after our wedding so we were catching up and telling everyone about what we've been up to. her mom, sister, brother, cousins, aunts, uncles, and grandparents were there. maybe ten minutes into the party, my dog stops running around and squats to go poop. of course the cousins all start screaming and laughing that the dog is pooping so everyone looks over to watch. we all notice he seems to be struggling and can't finish his business. after a minute of that everyone is now interested in how long it's taking him. the dog, for some strange reason, walks right into the dead center of everyone at this bbq and starts pooping out this yellowish object. immediately i know. that is not poop, that is the condom from yesterday. how is that possible? pretty soon, my wife's family members start realizing what it is. one by one they look up at my wife and me, with this ghostly "i know what that is" face. i feel my face just drain of all color. this whole time my cousin-in-laws are laughing because they have no idea what is happening. luckily my wife's nana says it's a balloon so the kids don't really find out what it is. it isn't coming out so my wife runs inside and grabs a paper towel, comes back out and pulls it out from his butt. i stood there silently shaking my head back and forth hoping this didn't just happen to me. luckily, one of her relatives snapped a picture (which i will post when i get it) with the condom hanging out of him. because why wouldn't i want physical evidence of the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to me?

i don't have a problem with her family knowing we have sex, but i don't want my dog pooping out evidence to prove it's going on.

now it's one of those stories they bring up whenever we get together, because it wouldn't be family if they let you live down an absolutely mortifying experience.

TIFU because my dog did a balloon trick