Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i absolutely love cashews it had been awhile since i had some. i ended up eating the whole container, yum!

so i am asleep in bed with my 3 month old daughter, and i literally shit myself awake. oh god did it get on the baby? no so i transfer her to her crib and luckily she falls back asleep. then i proceed to assess what had just happened. 

most of it was contained in my underwear, but to avoid having anyone else in the house see me, i decided to try to take care of removing my underwear in the room. big mistake. it was like a water balloon of shit and splattered when it hit the floor.

i was practically suffocating in the smell of my own nutty shit at this point. it took lots of vinegar to clean up. needless to say i won't be gorging on nuts ever again.

TIFU by eating a whole container of cashews