Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened 2 nights ago. i always eat an oz. of dark chocolate for desert after dinner, except this time i messed up bad.

i work night shifts and i'm in the transition of going back to day shifts. i got absolutely no time to flip my schedule so i've been extremely exhausted these past few days.

i got home around 7:30 in the morning, grabbed my chocolate bar, and jumped in bed to snack on it while watching some youtube videos. the minute i took a bite, i pretty much crashed. i was still in my work outfit with my shoes on too.

i woke up around 8 pm and got out of bed. popped in the kitchen when my mom starts giggling as she turns to my dad and points at me. i asked her what was so funny and she loudly says "kevanbacon shit himself!!" i was extremely confused as i was barely even awake. she told me to go look in the bathroom and check my pants. 

when i got into the bathroom i understood why she was laughing so hard. chocolate was everywhere. up the back of my shirt. down both legs of my pants. in my hair. it was a crime scene. my bed was even worse. theres smears of melted chocolate stains going up and down my bed, blanket, and pillow. to make matters worse, i had my clean clothes piled up at the end of my bed where the chocolate got all over those too. i'm the type of person who moves a crap ton in my sleep and my bed is really small which made the extent of the mess even worse.

i threw my work clothes in the laundry to prepare for work that night, paying no mind to how much dark chocolate stays in the fabric.

i was running late to work so i threw my clothes on the second they were dry and rushed to work. about 4 hours into my shift i went to the restroom where i was greeted with a decent sized brown stain running down the left side of my pant leg. i had been working all night and people probably assumed i shit myself at work too.

i'm scared to go back to work.

TIFU by falling asleep on a chocolate bar NSFW maybe?