Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i just got done with a pretty intense chest/tri day at the gym and i was feeling the pump. i get home and cook a delicious dinner (chicken, rice, eggs). well i start eating it and it taste way better then i expected and i'm feeling the protein get absorbed into my muscles (i am also stoned, [7]) and for some reason i begin to scream at my biceps saying "yeah you feel that?" and then i yell " feed me seymour" right at my bicep. well my brother walks in right when i scream that and he just looks at me with this wtf look and starts laughing. 


i'm trying to go to sleep and i can hear him say "feed me seymour" everytime he walks by my door. 


update: fuck all of you. 15 fucking days and everything i post or comment gets replied with feed me fucking seymour.

TIFU Just now. /fit/ has ruined me.