Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my wife and i have been trying to get her pregnant for a few weeks now, and we've been unsuccessful thus far. being that it's something we really want, i told her maybe she should go to her doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with her lady parts. nothing was, so naturally i had to do the same thing and go get checked out to see if my swimmers could all swim. i go to the fertility clinic for my appointment. i'm sitting in the waiting room, wondering what to expect, as i'd never been to one before. the receptionist calls me for my turn and tells me to go see a nurse. i talk with her for a second, and she hands me a little cup and says go to the bathroom and fill this up.  so of course i take the cup, head over to the bathroom, and post up in a stall. 

now i'm feeling a little weird. no magazines? no content? the wifi is shitty so i can't look up anything, i'm sitting alone in a white washed bathroom stall, the complete opposite of anything that sexually turns me on. but hey.. come on, it's for my wife. 

i close my eyes, bite my lip, and rub one out. it took quite some effort, my sexual juices just weren't flowing that day, and i was nearly chafing from trying so hard... but who doesn't like a little challenge? i finished up, pulled my pants up, grabbed the cup, walked back outside and handed the cup to the nurse. the face she gave me wasn't quite what i'd expected, and at that moment it all clicked. no wonder there were no magazines, i also hadn't even filled out any paperwork yet... she just wanted a urine sample.

TIFU by getting a little over anxious at the fertility clinic