Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: home alone today.  have been experimenting recently with self-anal play with her 7" dildo.  decided today to try her little vibe.  

pic - http://content.adameve.com/cms/image/208149-208263-350x350.jpg

now i know why they say "don't insert anything without a flange".  it disappeared up there.  the feeling of panic while this thing is on "high" inside of me was almost overwhelming.  "do i call my wife at church"? (awkward) "do i go to the hospital"? (really awkward). 

decided i had some time before she came home and it wasn't hurting me, so i sat on the edge of the tub and relaxed and it found its way out.   to which i exclaimed "now that's dodging a bullet".

TIFU by trying to use wife's vibrator to tickle my prostate.