Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened about 6 months ago. 

so this all started with a really hot bowl of chili. i mean like born in the fiery
pits of hell where no men dare to go, hot bowl of chili. i was really proud of myself. tears and snot only came out of my face for like an hour. eventually the pain subsides and i go about my day.

queue the fuck up. a few hours later, my girlfriend texts me wanting to come over. we're hanging out watching a movie in the bedroom when she starts kissing me. "oh baby, you're kinda spicy" she says with a sexy grin as she drops to her knees. i'm not going to get too detailed as this is tifu and not a porn sub.

however, its relevant to the story that as she's blowing me my member starts to hurt. like a lot. she starts complaining that her mouth is on fire and tells me to finish. i accidentally blow my load in her eye and she starts yelling what the fuck.  i help her to the shower and we both jump in where the hot water reflashes it and it opens us up to a world of pain i never knew existed. it literally feels like i'd rubbed broken glass into my mouth, eyes and dick.

TIFU by eating spicy foods NSFW