Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: like most posts on this subreddit, this didn’t happen today. it happened a couple years ago. i (college student at the time) went to a birthday party for a friend. it was one of those parties where you go to get really drunk and just have a good time. anyways, let’s get started.

i got to my friend’s apartment around 6pm, and was immediately greeted with a drink. from that point on, i started drinking almost non-stop. fast-forward a few hours to about 9 or 10. party is in full force at this point. it’s dark with a lot of party lights going and a lot of loud music. there was a girl there that i kinda knew of, but never had any interaction before the party, and didn’t know anything about her. keep that fact in mind. she was drunk and giving lap dances to people. i was sitting on the couch and she walked over to me and started giving me a lap dance. i too was drunk at this point, and we started a general conversation while i was getting this lap dance. afterwards, we kinda hung around each other and talked to various people throughout the night, did shots together, and just had a good time. 

here’s where the fuck up begins. fast-forward yet again to about 11:30 or midnight. i was extremely drunk, and so was she. we were talking with another person, and she suddenly says “oh god, i don’t feel so good. i’m going to puke.” so, the person we were talking to and i took her to the bathroom. i offered to hold her hair back while she threw up.  when she was done, she sat down and the three of us have a conversation on the bathroom floor. “man, for some reason i’m really horny,” she said.  our mutual friend said in a sarcastic/joking voice, “oh, why don’t you just have sex with imadeathrowawayfordeez then, ha ha ha!”

“okay!” the next thing i know, she jumps on me and starts making out with me. drunk and shocked, i thought *“hell yeah, this is awesome!”* so, i went with it. we make out and our mutual friend awkwardly leaves. after making out for a while in the bathroom, she asks if i have a condom. *“fuck, imadeathrowawayfordeez, you fucking idiot! the one time you don’t have a condom on you a girl wants to have sex with you.”* i thought to myself. you may think that this is my fuck up. heh. nope.

“i’ll be right back, hold on.” she said. she left the bathroom and returned a minute or two later with a condom. fuck. yes. we start having sex in the bathroom. things were going great…

…until suddenly out of nowhere, she starts screaming for me to get off and to stop. in a drunken panic, i backed away really quickly with a boner that went from full sail to limp in a split second. she started panicking and freaking out, and i didn’t know why. i threw my pants on as fast as i could and ran out of the bathroom. i found our friend that was with us in the bathroom earlier, and told her that something was wrong. she ran in to the bathroom, calmed her down, and took her home. turns out she had a panic attack from two things. 1) she was raped in a bathroom a few years back, and 2) she was actually a lesbian, and had a girlfriend, that half way through drunk sex, she realized she was cheating on. i hadn’t felt so bad in my entire life. i’m not the type of guy that tries to take another guy’s—uhh, person’s girl. i spent the rest of the night looking for my underwear that i lost in the process and drinking even more to try to wash the horrible feeling i had off.

TIFU by attempting to be the nice guy at a party