Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had to leave the house early today so i grabbed a big bucket full of cashews and chowed them down for breakfast. during lunch hour, i felt some pressure in my stomach which i attributed to being hungry, but i suddenly let out a giant fart that sounded like a wet towel slapping butt cheeks.

uh oh.

i started taking a few steps and then the stench started piercing my nose. the smell was something i've never experienced before. it was a little bit like shit but not really. i was honestly more surprised and intrigued from the smell than i was revolting. so, i ended up bolting home to clean up myself.

i got in the bathroom and took off my pants to find my entire legs were covered in this orange oily substance. i don't fucking understand how something can come out of my ass and cover the front of my legs...?! i took a shower, got all cleaned up, put on some clean clothes, but i still smelled the shit. took off my clothes again and found my ass was still covered in orange.

i had to google anal leakage and apparently, your ass drips orange oily shit when you eat too many cashews. til.

so right now sitting in front of the computer, i have to go wash my ass and change my underwear every 10 minutes.

edit:  
an update: i solved the problem of my asshole leaking by sitting on the toilet for 2 hours squeezing oil out of my ass. i did not know i had so much control of my asshole muscles until now. slept like a baby cause flexing your asshole is quite a workout.

TIFU by eating cashews.