Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hello reddit, didn't really ever think i'd be on here. i currently feel like shit. this actually happened about 6 hours ago from time of posting this.

my gf of 2 years is currently at university off about 4 hrs away, sometimes her parents will go to visit her and they have me house sit. i am a stoner, obviously.

i had been house sitting since friday night; i was alone so naturally i had been smoking in their backyard. under the impression that they would be getting home at about 2pm, i left my things there when i left that night, you know, just in case i get pulled over. it didn't matter because i was planning on coming back to clean and get my stuff, but they had got home 5 hours earlier than i expected. i left all of my things on a table in their backyard; i had made no attempt to hide anything. 

i woke up to a ton of messages and phone calls from my girlfriend and her dad. i called my girlfriend right away and she said he was pretty pissed. her dad sent me a picture of my pipe and grinder, and he said to come get it out of his house. i went over there, went into their backyard, and grabbed all of my shit. i was hoping not to be seen; her mom was in the backyard waiting. i spoke to her breifly, she said that the dad had gone to the gym, evidently he didn't want to even see me.

 i have been a pretty stellar boyfriend (self plug) and her parents liked me, keyword "liked". her parents are actually somewhat liberal, and both are pro-legalization. i live somewhere where it is illegal, so they are mainly concerned that i have the potential to be arrested. her dad said she needs to break up with me, but i'm 100% sure she won't. we have a pretty solid relationship, and she's my best friend.

my girlfriend texted me and said that her dad claimed i was high when i came to get my shit. how the fuck am i gonna be high if you have my pipe and my weed?! he was not happy that i was "driving high". come on man can you even use logic?

thanks for reading my tifu, will update if anything happens.

TIFU by leaving weed at my girlfriend's house