Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ugh. the title is self explanatory, but what sucks hard is i'm new. i've only been here for about 10-11 weeks, in a new state, where i'm not friends with anyone. the location is pretty rural, and i'm definitely regarded as being from "the city". i've been working hard to win everyone over, but i was anxious, and while cooking multiple dishes before the party, i didn't eat, and had a couple of drinks at home. yes i know this was a bad idea. 

a couple of co-workers picked me up, and off we went. while there i only ate a little, but managed to polish off a bottle of prosecco, eat a bunch of vodka laced candy, and then some jello shots. i went from tipsy, to unable to stand up without stumbling. thankfully i don't get sick, but i just get quiet. add to that the one coworker who has become a friend, and who i trust/feel safe with wasn't able to attend. so i became a little paranoid.

i'm in my mid-thirties, everyone is either 10 years older or 10 years younger (not that it matters because i have friends in both age groups), and somehow i found myself totally alone and on my own. i haven't gotten that hammered in years, and i felt like a complete idiot, and excluded. everyone was taking pictures and carrying on because they've all known each other for a while.

eventually my ride and the others in the car decided to get me home, where they then all went out later. 

i know i didn't say or do anything stupid, but i just am embarrassed. the car people said i wasn't bad, but i feel like i blew my chance to become part of the group, and now feel even more isolated.

TIFU by getting wasted at work Christmas party