Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, i borrowed a car from an acquintance/friend of my girlfriend. 

we're moving to a new apartment, and just as i was turning to park outside our apartment...i drive the side of the motherfucker into a garbage skip, shattering the window and wrecking the side door.
now, the door is bent harder than liberace and won't close properly. just beautiful.

it's her work car, which she uses to drive to clients, and since it will have to go to the mechanic tomorrow, i had to help her do all of tomorrow's work today. which means i haven't had time to do any of the mandatory work for tomorrows lecture.

it's now 01:01, and i'm up. tired as hell and have to do this. tomorrow it's lectures, and later i've got work.

and i've got a bill coming for about $2000 that i don't have.  
and she's got surgery to pay for.  

i need a ~~second~~ third job

TIFU by borrowing a car