Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, like many other fridays, i woke up with an immense lust of cleaning the house. in the corner of my room,where i always have a rolled up carpet leaning against the wall a lot of dust and filth tends to pile up. this particular friday i also hade an umbrella in this corner, for it was raining yesterday and i didn't bother carrying it down to the basement. i live in a very small room in an apartment i share, you see. i store most of my things in the basement.
after moving the carpet, i decided the umbrella didn't need anything of the sort. intelligent as i am, i picked it up with my mouth, sharp iron end first, and held it there. after carefully applying my proficient use of a feather duster to the wall, i bent down to dust the floor. problem is, i bent down too fast, resulting in the umbrella thumping against the floorboards and the sharp end, being carefully stored in my mouth, stabbing me in my palate. luckily, it turned out to be just a minor wound, so after just getting back from the hospital, i am in good enough health to write reddit posts.

TIFU by stabbing my palate with an umbrella