Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i have this really good friend who i can always freely talk shit with, usually about work, we just judge away at any mouth breather that gets on our nerves. she was really depressed this week because she got dumped and i decided to cheer her up by sharing a rather infuriating yet slightly hilarious story that happened at work. 

the fuckup: the whole time i was actually texting my boss, who i had texted this morning to let him know i was running late: it all went down like this: 

me: oh god, 
me: the trash i work with 
boss: what happened  

me: so this black girl is talking, and she uses the word "mayhem" in a sentence, and one of my managers, this 40 year old hispanic lady who always dresses like she's in high school,  likes to do coke, fucks guys half her age ect she says "mayhem, mayhem?? what the hell is that" 

boss: i dont get it
boss: come over

me: and the black girl is just like "mayhem" i it's just a simple word... and the manager lady finally says in spanish "is that a thing of her colour?" and i'm like omg learn english you bigot whore, and she asks lacey this other boss our age "lacey what is mayhem" and this girl really thinks for a moment and she's like 
"oh! he's the guy from the commercials" the allstate commercials these are all my superiors -_- 

me: i have to answer to these inbreds everyday 

me: i cant come over :( my gas light is on and i dont have cash until payday. 

boss: no, clock out and come over to my office.


it was only until after he sent that last text that i realized i wasnt texting my friend :(  im kinda shitting bricks right now you guys :((((

update: im still employed!!!!! he said he just needed me to clock out because he didn't want me gossiping on company time... he seemed utterly confused so after i explained, he found my horrible mistake hilarious, and tried to blackmail me into washing his car which i obviously will do without a fuss. he also kept coming by my desk and saying "those inbreds" loudly. i'm still super embarrassed but atleast i kept my job :s

TIFU by letting my boss know what I REALLY think about management.