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Input: Text: so, i was on the road again earlier this week... managed to keep my dignity in tact this time (no smile wars)... especially admirable since i was traveling solo, and because i wore a dress.


still managed to eff up, clearly. my schedule was off from the drive, so i was taking my vitamins, including fish oil, in the morning instead of after dinner/before bed like i usually do. the only potential issues being that i'm not always a breakfast person, and also am easily distracted. the first day, there was no problem, but on the second morning, i had to pack up and head out. 



i had designs on eating a belgian waffle "in a few," and was otherwise done with my personal care items and wanted to pack them up, so i took my vitamin, fish oil, and an aleve for my cranky back. there wasn't a fridge in the room, as a result i only had water and rockstar, which i could keep cool in the car, to wash it down with. no big; i was en route to food and my stomach is fine with like, everything.



so i took the vitamins, and promptly got sidetracked by packing. i'm technically an adult, but i never grew out of my add, it happens. like fifteen minutes later, cops comes on the tv & someone immediately rattles off on some hilarious, ignorant bs, which made me chuckle. except my stomach kind of turned when i did. huh. don't think much of it; bodies are weird, whatever.



maybe 5 minutes after that, i had brought a couple things out to the car and was collecting some more miscellany, obviously bending over a lot in the process, lifting heavy-ish stuff from one place to another and so on. all of a sudden, my only thought is, "uh-oh," and i instinctively run to the bathroom... barely in time to deposit, with just one forced cough/wretch, a disgusting, fishy, mineralized foam cloud of disgusting which just sat there, being repulsive until i could spare a hand to flush (i was supporting myself on the bars on the wall, i also accidentally booked also handicapped room.. not a fu, but it was kind of funny). 



obviously, this wasn't over. i had mineralized bile and fish oil coating my mouth and throat and, partially, my nasal passages. supplemental fish oil apparently tastes like i would imagine licking the scales of a tropical marsh-dwelling, dirty-ass fish would taste, and not just strongly like fish as i had naively anticipated . i grabbed mouthwash and rinsed, then brushed the fck out of my mouth like 4 times, because i kept spitting up fish sludge for like 10 minutes, which not only restarts the cleaning process but also makes extra cleaning seem extra-appealing. 


chilled for like ten minutes, then went and got my waffle. waffle was excellent, and all returned to normal. i'll never trust myself to eat in a timely fashion again; the waffle saved the day, but it can't erase the memory of the most disgusting taste my mouth has ever been subjected to.

TIFU by trusting myself to eat in a timely fashion