Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i went to the grocery store today and picked up a large quantity of canned goods, as i am bachelor.

as i was leaving the store with my plastic sack of metal, a little two-year-old cut loose from his mom and sprinted into the store. i rounded the corner out the door as he was entering and clocked him right in the face with a hard, angular bag of boyardee. he flew straight back and landed on the concrete hard, wailing like a banshee.

his mom was very understanding. i didn't see him coming, he was running wild, etc. but i'm pretty sure i ruined cheap canned pasta products for that child forever.

TIFU by hitting a 2-year-old in the face with a bag of cans.