Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: sorry, didn't happen today... a few years ago actually. 

so i was feeling extra horny and decided i wanted to play with my butt; also wanted it to be sparkly clean so i went into the bathroom to do an enema. thought i had gotten all the water out, seemed clean to i put on my robe and sat on the couch to watch some porn for a bit.

after a few videos i was sufficiently turned on, so i went into the bedroom and opened up my drawer of tricks. the side of my bed is about 2 ft away from the wall, perfect for me to hang my ass off the side with my feet on the wall. so i'm going to town with my dildos and vibrators and lube in my vag and my ass, enjoying myself... when i decide i want to see if i can fit two toys in my ass. lubed up my small vibe and squeezed that in with the dildo that was already there.

and that right there was my fuck up... because as soon and my asshole wasn't wrapped tight around the dildo some extra airspace was created. annnnnd somehow right at that moment a waterfall of liquified poo came gushing right out. all over the floor, but thankfully not on my bed since my ass was hanging off! apparently some of the enema water stayed way up in there and mixed itself up with the poo. killed the mood completely, having to clean that mess up.

TIFU by giving myself an enema