Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this didn't happen today, but about 10 years ago. i was hanging out with my first girlfriend; i was 17. we had only been seeing each other a few weeks and probably had sex less than 5 times, so things were still new, exciting, and awkward. i kinda had to pee, but not enough to do anything about it.

we started fooling around and eventually had sex. it lasted  about 30 minutes because i couldn't ejaculate during sex at this point in my life. it was mostly due to anxiety.

afterward, we were laying in bed, and at this point i really had to pee. foolishly, i did nothing about it. one thing led to the next, and i got another erection. we started having sex again.

we were about 40 minutes in to the act and the phone in the other room rang (pre cell phone days). i had to stop what i was doing to go and get it because i was expecting a call from my friend before he picked me up for a trip. 

after talking to him briefly, i hung up the phone. i looked down at my half erect penis which still had the condom on it. i gave it a little tug and it felt really good. in fact, it felt better than the feeling of the sex i was just having.

so, i gave it another tug. and another, and another, until i had a pretty good orgasm. i watched as a modest amount of semen filled the end of the condom. i'm sure you can guess what happened next, but my young and naive self had know idea what was about to happen. 

all of a sudden, the orgasm got really intense and the condom started filling up like a water balloon. the feeling of pleasure was equal to the feeling of anxiety and confusion. my nuts felt like they had just exploded (but in a good way), and before i knew it, i had a huge cantaloupe sized latex pouch dangling from my penis.

i was naturally very embarrassed and didn't want my girlfriend to see, so i ran up stairs and emptied my shame into the toilet. this is about the time when i realized that i did not, in fact, rupture my testicles during the world's most spectacular orgasm, and it was just pee. 

i went back downstairs and tried to hide any signs of the mental trauma i had just been through. i got dressed, said goodbye to my girlfriend, and met up with my buddy. 

i eventually told my girlfriend about it a few weeks later when we were more comfortable with each other. we had a good laugh, but for that one brief moment of my life, i was confused, scared shitless, and at the same time, very satisfied.

thinking back, it was probably the best orgasm of my life (minus the fear that something was very wrong). think about  how sensitive the tip of your dick feel during an orgasm when a few ml of semen passes through it? now imagine a few hundred ml of liquid passing through that sensitive tip, backed by the pressure of a full bladder. sometimes i wonder if i should try and recreate the events that led to this, and set myself up for another big one. but i digress...

 
i peed in a condom and i liked it. hell, i'd even do it again.

TIFU by accidently peeing in a condom.