Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i don't know what to do. i had a everything bagel from a local coffee shop and i took a drug test a few hours later. i was shocked to find out that i tested positive because i always though the poppy seed drug test thing was an urban legend. 

this drug test is for a job, it's not like i'm on parole or anything. i'm really scared that my job offer will get revoked because of it. does anyone know if test labs test for false positives? because i have never done opiates before.

TIFU by eating a poppy seed bagel before a drug test