Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this just happened and i need to get it out of my system. sadly, shit is not something i tend to talk with my friends and i do not feel very proud of it.

i had a huge double hamburger with french fries and a beer for dinner (screw you stomach! i'm on winter break), pretty good stuff. but eating that much made me want to shit really bad (it's a 'thing', i always shit after eating a lot for dinner), so, like any other normal day i just went to the bathroom. all looks good, nothing out of the ordinary, i'm alone at home, i have tons of toilet paper and not a worry in the world.

all went pretty well, wasn't the best shit i had in my life, but i gotta tell you, i still feel refreshed from it.

i finish my business, clean myself and when i flush the toilet the water pressure is quite low for some reason and doesn't take all the load. rather, it just makes it dance all over the place for a while... i wait the tank to fill and try again. most of the shit leaves, but there's this one motherfucker who, somehow, got stuck *vertically* in the toilet. it looks like a shitty greek pillar holding the toilet together.

jesuschrist, i've flushed 5 times and the fucking piece of shit won't leave. i'm hoping water will make it softer so the next flush will make it go away... if not, god knows what i'm going to do, i don't have a pump (and i don't think it fit this particular kind of toilet), and getting close to shit makes me puke. ugh...

anyway, not the greatest story but i needed to share my first world problems with someone.

TIFU by shitting vertically