Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: firstly, let me apologise. i know you came in here expecting to read a great humiliating sex story that involves deep throat, gagging, **** cheese and hilarity... and well, you'd be partly right. here i offer you all of the above, but without the sex or ****:  
  
  
this story starts with my incredibly sensitive gag reflex. it's so bad that a hair stuck back there can set me off. brushing my back teeth for too long or even just opening my mouth to look at my throat too long will result in fear, sweat and a near-vom experience. (yes, yes, roll in the gag jokes...)  
  
many years ago, i used to work at a pizza joint. one of the benefits of the job was that if an order was stuffed up or cancelled, we got to eat free pizza.  
  
this one particular evening someone had ordered a cheese pizza with extra cheese, then canceled the order 5min later (when it had already made it into the oven). hooray for we poor staff!  
  
when i found a spare minute between orders, i grabbed myself a slice and started to dig in. man this thing was cheesy, and it was hot! i had been so hungry and rushed that i took a bite of epic proportions and in my haste to stop the burning in my mouth, i swallowed. no problem here, down it went and the burning stopped... but wait.. what is this feeling in my thr..... thrwhrbgggghhh.... thwarrrrruggggh... (throat, you say?). oh shit! i run back to the bin and start pulling at the cheese that i have already swallowed, but is still attached to the pizza slice in my hand. i dumped the slice into the bin and started pulling on the cheese. by this stage, i'm salivating like [hooch](http://cdn.splitsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/turnerandhooch.jpg), swallowing constantly to try and cut it with my throat, gagging like a mad man, pulling and pulling at the cheese like a magicians scarf and it just will not break.  
  
what felt like a minute later but in reality was probably 3-5 seconds, i managed to 'snip' the thinning strand of cheese with my fingers, only i did this outside my mouth, so to free myself i would need to repeat further back. in go my fingers as far back as i'm willing and i pinch the cheese as hard as i can. it broke. i gagged, coughed, spluttered and eventually swallowed the damn thing without spilling my guts.  
  
to this day, every bite gets subconsciously monitored and i will not swallow **anything** that is still attached to something outside of my body.

TIFU By swallowing too soon