Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am a thirty four year old obese man, who is lucky to have found a beautiful woman that loves me unconditionally. she has just turned thirty and has a twelve year old brother. her brother and i get along great. we play video games together and have a great time. well today i found out that the new update for gta5 comes out tomorrow. so i texted him about it. he was still in school so i didnt get a reply but that was expected. i switched to text my wife and tell send her this meme i found while i was browsing reddit. the bill lumberg meme about breast cancer awareness [here](http://i.imgur.com/dr68hy5.jpg) i then send her a picture of me flashing my hairy chest to her with the quote, "beat you to it!". i get no response so naturally i send another picture of my hairy man tit to her. then i get the message that says, "wow?!?!?!?!?" from her little brother. i had never switched over in the first place. thank god it was only pg-13 rated. it could have been much much worse. 
[proof](http://imgur.com/u3hhjep)

TIFU by texting a twelve year old my fat hairy bare chest.