Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i work for a retailer that sells a lot of gifty little things in our stores. at least once a week, we have vendors come in, leaving samples of their goods, including snacks. 

today's sample were some artisan pickles. we got to sample these pickles - which were really delicious. 

as with any office, when anyone says "free food," everyone comes out like a vulture on a dead animal. before long, all that was left in the mason jars that once held sliced pickles was brine, some spices and a small little orange pepper. i picked it up assuming it was a cherry pepper, or maybe a pepperoncini. but my mouth quickly learned that this assumption was 100% false. 

i got greeted with at least 200,000 scoville units of agony. keep in mind that i've really never ventured past the 50,000 scoville units when i've enjoyed spicy food. 

i ate some yogurt i had in the fridge, but that barely helped. i then chewed half a pack of gum, which eventually cooled down my mouth. that will teach me to not read an ingredient label.

TIFU By Accidentally Eating a Habanero Pepper