Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i thought it might be interesting to numb my hand before jerking off, so i put a decent coating of 4% lidocaine cream on it and waited for a bit. apparently i didn't clean my hand off very well, because i started noticing a distinct "i feel like i'm wearing a condom" sensation shortly after starting. of course like a genius i decided to keep going. managed to ejaculate while i could barely feel my dick, which was an interesting sensation.

that was two days ago. my dick is still numb. it's gone from "can barely feel shit" to "permacondom," which is an improvement i guess. i'm starting to get concerned. i'd prefer to avoid doctors for obvious reasons, but if this doesn't clear up soon i don't think i'll have a choice.

if anyone has any advice i'd be happy to hear it.

edit: yes guys, i'm aware that this was a bad idea. in the meantime i'm just sitting here trying not to have a panic attack about the possibility that my dick might never feel right again.

edit 2: so i've been looking around online, and it looks like there are products with lidocaine in them that are meant to be used on the penis to keep the rocket from going off before the countdown is finished. can't seem to find anything about this particular problem, though...

edit 3: i'm happy to report that **i can feel my dick again**. some areas still feel a little off, but i'd say i'm at 95%. for anyone keeping track, it took about 60 hours from the initial application and around 12-18 hours after washing.

i'd like to think that i've learned some sort of lesson, but i'm not going to kid myself. i'm definitely going to do something really stupid again in the future because of horniness. honestly, i'm not sure if this incident even ranks in the top 5. i give it two weeks, tops.

TIFU by masturbating with lidocaine cream - NSFW