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Input: I feel like I became a passive aggressive monster asshole yesterday, and I'm not even going to use a throwaway because I probably don't deserve the brief anonymity.

Spent the day with a very dear friend who always uses the wrong words and also mispronounces words. I don't correct her, because I've always figured it's rude. I won't deny that it annoys the hell out of me. Anyway, we went all over town browsing furniture stores, shopping for nothing in particular, when I observed that I liked the look of a certain dining room suite. She said, "It's a *suit.*" Okay. I know she always says "suit." That isn't going to make *me* say it that way. I looked at her and rolled my eyes. 

"Well," she said "I'm just trying to help. I know you don't want to run around sounding like an idiot."

"Thanks, but you are the one who sounds like an idiot. Google it or something." She got on her phone and I guess must have looked it up, but commented, "It might be spelled with and "e," but it's silent." I probably rolled my eyes again, but didn't say anything.

Later, she said, "Hey look at the price of that CHESTER DRAWER!"  

"I believe you meant to say, 'chest of drawers?" She didn't respond.

We were driving home. I passed up an opportunity to correct "pacifically," "rod iron," and "touch basis" but I did correct her when she said she hated driving under "viadocks" in the rain.

That prompted her to stop talking. She just sat there staring ahead until we got to her her house. She got out of the car, slammed the door, and hasn't responded to any texts.

I know she is angry at me, but how much of an asshole am I?

correcting my friend's malapropisms and mispronounced words