Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened on new years eve. i've had a full beard since before i met my current girlfriend over a year ago. about once a year i get curious about what's under my beard and shave it off to see how i like it (i always hate how i look without a beard, but seem to forget this after about a year). anyway i shaved it off while my girlfriend was passed out from new years partying and when she woke up she started screaming and crying and hitting me like a toddler who couldn't recognize their dad because he shaved his beard off. she told me she can't look at me, doesn't love me anymore, and that she feels like a cradle robber (i'm 21 and she's soon to be 24 but i look 12 without facial hair). so yeah... she's begun kissing me again and says sex will be back on the table in a week or two once it grows back. bearded men of reddit learn from my mistake and don't surprise a tired hungover woman with your naked scary baby face. 

hi babe, i love you (she'll probably read this, she's a redditor)

TIFU by Shaving My Beard Off