Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened to me on saturday. a little backstory, i have a bad habit of biting my fingernails, chewing on them for a minute or so and then just spitting them out wherever i am. gross, i know and my wife always yells at me.  anyway. so my wife and i were out and about, going here and going there, when i stopped at a gas station. she went in to get something to snack on. while she was inside i proceeded to bite one of my fingernails. not wanting to spit it out in her car, i put it in the straw from a drink i had earlier in the day. it was watered down at this point and i assumed it to be trash. she comes back to the car and we start to pull away. almost out of the parking lot when i hear, "what the fuck?!" i slam on the brakes and my wife jumps out of the car and begins puking right in the parking lot. she had obviously sipped the drink and gotten a disgusting mixture of watered down soda and my fingernail. she now hates me.

TIFU by biting my fingernails