Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this story is already 5 years old, but i noticed lately that not only today’s fuck ups are rising up in this sub. so i thought i might post this story, because i think it’s a good one.


five years ago, i was traveling new zealand on a working holiday visa and at one point i was staying in this big hostel/camping area. it was an old labor force camp for the men constructing a damn. i was traveling with my mate from uruguay and we were totally broke at the time. being broke meant we had to camp, since it was cheaper. in the camping area of the place were only two more people camping, a guy from czech and a maori girl, who was also working as a cleaner for the place. a couple of days passed by like that and we became friendly with both of them and always chatted in the kitchen. this way we also found out that the girl was selling weed and us being potheads were happy to have a reliable supplier. the maori girl moved into one of the housing blocks after a few days and when we bought some stuff for first time in her room, we learned something new about her. as so many times with dealers you smoke one with them, before taking off with your goods, at least if you are comfy with them. but before we lit this joint, she stood up, grabbed a shampoo bottle and toilet paper, spread some on the paper and smired it along the doorframe and explained:” when i was in jail, this was the way we smoked.” then she explained us this whole story about she and her sisters were in a trouble with another family. so when one girl threated them she will burn down their house, they kidnaped her. they held her for few days and tortured her, but she was a minor at that point and got 3 years.

fast forward another couple of days to the one night when i spoke the words that literally got me fucked. my mate, the czech, the maori girl and me were having our separate dinners in the communal kitchen, when the girl spoke out the bold question in our direction:” are you guys gay?” my mate looked at her with a look full of disbelieve and anger. he went furious screaming about that this was a bad insult, going on about his girlfriend back home and even presenting a picture of her from his wallet. i was just laughing at the whole scenery. the reason behind this assumption was, that we slept in the same tent, because we were so broke that we only had money for one 5 person tent together, which was on special at that time. after taco, my mate, cooled down a bit, he left with his nose high up and the czech followed soon after. and i was when doing my dishes, when i came up in my stoner mind with that stupid line:” maybe one day i am gonna show you that i am not gay,” i said to her walking out of the kitchen with a broad grin on my face, feeling so proud of myself for that finishing touch, not realizing what force i had messed with.

weeks went by and taco and me were working and had some money to spent, so we moved into one of the housing blocks. at that time we saw the maori girl only when we bought some stuff and occasionally when she cleaned our block. then christmas came around and almost everybody went away for a few days of vacation, except us and a few kiwi guys. so we had dinner and a few beers all together. the night passed on and we were playing drinking games with tequila and i got pretty wasted. and that is as far as i remember the night.

the next thing i know is that an alarm wakes up and i am not alone in my bed, actually i don’t have much space in my single bed at all. the maori girl was lying next to me getting out of bed and putting her cloth on. thanking me for last night and went out. i turned to my roommate, the blocks were separated into 2 people rooms, 14 in one block,” sorry for last night bro.” “no worries,” he said and i went back to bed. an hour later taco comes into my room laughing at me:” look, you got paid for last night!” presenting me a 50$ bag of weed with a big smile.
later they told me that i was passing out and the maori girl took me on her shoulder and told my roommate:” give me half an hour!”
the moral of the story is, not to taunt big ass ex maori prisoner chicks with to indirect offers for sex.
else you might discover that a night with you is only worth a small bag of weed…

TIFU – How I got fucked by an ex prisoner Maori chick