Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: sorry, i just have to vent.  

i had four pullets at the beginning of the day.  they were about 10 weeks old.  one of the pullets (a black banded we had named "popeye") was becoming quite attached to me, and i loved having a new little feathered friend in my life.

today, my girlfriend was going to take them outside and put them in a mesh run we have so they could get some fresh air and sunshine.  she leaves them in the run out in the open sunlight.. with no access to shade or water.  it's a 95 degree day today here in the central oregon desert.

i come home to find all four chickens stone dead two hours later, including my fairly new friend.  i don't understand how anybody can leave an animal in full sunlight with no access to water or shade on a hot summer day.  i'm personally devastated.  yeah, they were "just chickens."  but one of them was quickly becoming a pet.  she'd spend time perched on my shoulder not unlike a cockatoo or parrot (and the "redneck pirate" jokes flowed like warm chicken guano).

i guess i should head to /r/r4r next.  going to need a new girlfriend as well as new chickens.

edit: no, we're not "breaking up" over this.  it was a pretty serious breach of trust, and one that we will have to work on repairing.  thanks to everyone for kind words and support.

TIFU by trusting my girlfriend to take care of my chicken