Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened about 9 years ago, and this is a throwaway account. it was my first year out of high school and i was not attending college but my buddy was going to wvu, and at the time they were rated the number one party school.  so me and a couple of buddies decided to go visit and party for the weekend.
so we were planning on leaving saturday morning but we were out drinking late friday night and decide to head down in the middle of the night which was the first fuck up. no one was really sober but my one friend decided he was gonna drive anyways. it is about a 3.5 hour trip so we were hoping to get there around 5am and sleep in then go out saturday evening. everything was going fine me and the other friend not driving continued to drink the whole way. not wanting to stop to pee every 20 minutes i decide to piss in a empty fast food cup in the back seat. now this is the major fuck up, instead of dumping the cup out towards the back of the car i tilted it forward and since we were on the highway going about 70mph the piss just blew right back in the car all over my face and in my mouth.  my friends are dying laughing at me and there was nothing to clean myself up with so i had to take off my tshirt and wipe up the piss.  it was another hour or so away from the campus so i had to wait to clean myself up properly.  not my finest moment, but later that weekend i had another tifu moment which will be for a later post

TIFU by giving myself a golden shower