Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened last saturday. i was working at a spa in a mountain ski resort town during the close shift and was scheduled until 10:30 pm, i get off work and after smoking copious amounts of weed end up going to the bar by myself after my roommate said he didnt want to go and that i should stay home and chill. i didnt listen, headed out to a mexican tequila bar to start the night off with tequila shots, then ended up at a saloon down the street until i was kicked out after racking up a 33 dollar tab, then went back to the tequila bar and ran up another 30 some odd dollar tab and at some point during my second visit to the tequila bar, i blacked out completely.

 i woke up the next morning with no recollection of the events after ordering more liquor at the tequila bar, there was a pile of puke next to my bed with food i did not recognize eating and i was dry heaving as soon as i woke up. after partially recollecting myself i went to my neighbors apartment across the hallway from mine and was filled in about what happened during the unaccounted for hours.

apparently, i was walking into random apartments on the same floor as mine and trying to either sleep or cook food depending on the apartment thinking i was at my apartment. after someone showed me back to my apartment i ended up taking the trashcan out and emptying its contents all around the hallway, then smashed a glass jar full of tomato sauce, and a glass jar full of sweet and sour sauce in someones doorway. security was called, then i am told i yelled and swore at a security officer until cops were called, at which point nobody in my apartment answered. after i woke up i ended up seeing this giant mess in the hallway attributed to my name along with cleaning supplies that the housing people must have sent over and cleaned up the entire mess, then waited at my apartment for security and cops to show up. i ended up copping a disorderly conduct charge and a theft charge because i had taken someones keys and put them in a different apartment. a report was made to hr since i was in employee housing, and as of tuesday after meeting with my manager and an hr rep i no longer work for the company. it's been a week since this incident and i have not had another drop of booze and plan to keep it that way. 

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tl;dr drank until i blacked out, terrorized people on my apartment level, ended up with two tickets and termination from my job

TIFU By drinking until I blacked out