Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: I love my dog, he’s cool and all at times, but pretty territorial. I’ve allowed him to sleep on my bed in the past, and when he’s curled up into a ball, you basically can’t touch him/move him/ tell him to move. 

Tonight is extra frustrating because he’s decided to curl up right next to me, squishing me in a dog-man sandwich between himself and my boyfriend. I tried to poke him a little to move and he gave me a warning growl and showed me some angry teeths so I tricked him to come out by going to the kitchen and acting like I was eating some food, his big weakness. 

He ran to the kitchen, and I ran back to the room past him. While closing the door he gave me a look like I truly betrayed him, he’s definitely hurt by this. I need some sleep though. Am I the asshole?

not letting my dog sleep on my bed