Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: first day back to school from winter break.

initiate stomach ache due to stress.

i jog down the hallways of my high school in a hurry after getting my hallpass signed to go to the washroom. i am in a panic because of the massive pain crawling inside of me, so naturally, i cannot pay a lot of attention to my actions.

i run into a fourth floor bathroom, go to the nearest stall that still has a door attached, slam the door, undo my belt, drop my jeans and slam my ass onto the seat.

i proceed to hunch over, squeeze my face in pain, and push out shit into the water below me.

*plip plip, plop, pffffffff, plip*

in the middle of my painful shitting, i start to get a massive boner, because hormones, and to prevent my dick from touching the nasty insides of a public toilet, i readjust my seating to put dick away from the endless supply of sti`s

now you have me sitting there, relentlessly letting out a stream of shit, boner sticking above the front of the toilet seat, face sweating, and hands balled up, not to mention the terrifyingly horrible smell of diarrhea. i try to take my attention away from the pain, when i hear footsteps outside of my stall.

"oh for fuck's sake, please go, dude", i think, but when i focus more on the footsteps, an odd smell reaches my nose.

"perfume?" i thought. "what kind of guy wears perfu-"

then it hit me.

**i was in a girls' bathroom**

i panic and try to stay quiet, so the girl would just go away, and i could finish up and head back to class. then i notice something missing from my stall door: **a lock**.

i hear the girl's footstep coming towards my stall, and in my panic, another wave of explosive poop starts making its way to the outside world.

so, just as that girl opened the stall door to take her own shit, she saw me, sitting on the seat, body glazed in sweat, boner sticking out, and simultaneously taking a massive wave of shit.

 

edit: words

edit 2: it's the weekend, so defecation = no removal :d

TIFU by not paying attention while using a public bathroom