Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm making this short and sweet, mainly to avoid recounting the gory details of what occurred this morning. so at around 1:45am i took a dose of nyquil slightly larger than the recommended amount (nothing crazy though) and went to the bathroom to take a dump.

one thing led to another and i fell asleep mid-dump (i've slept probably 6 hours in 3 days due to a bad cold, so i'm attributing this to the nyquil+sleeplessness). the next morning i woke up in my own fucking shit.

some how i managed to not only fall off of the toilet and shit my self in the process, but fertilize my entire bathroom with my own excrement. 

i know i probably could've made this story somewhat more entertaining but, seriously, even writing about this makes me nauseous.

TIFU by drinking a lot NyQuil prior to taking a huge dump [NSFW]