Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well this fuck up, as the tales usually go, didn't occur today. technically it was around 10 years ago, but i've only realised today. so, from the top i guess.

i come from a fairly spiritual family with pagan beliefs. there's a lot of interesting stuff when it comes to paganism in its many different forms. the mythology of different cultures, the symbolism, you get the idea.

anyway, my dad was married at the time and he had the inside of his wedding band engraved with runic symbols as a blessing from a friend. i was always pretty fascinated by this and thought it would be a great idea to get a tattoo of one of the runes on my chest, right by my heart. sweet stuff, right? just had to pick a rune to start with and find the cheapest tattooist nearby since i was (and still am) rather poor. the other runes could wait for now.

with the rune picked i went off to the tattooist, showed them the picture and £15 later the tattooist slapped on some kitchen roll with a bit of tape on my very hairy chest (thanks mate) and said "good luck". until now i had no idea why he was so reluctant to talk to me all the way through.

until recently i'd never be in a situation to be in public without my shirt on, but i've started taking my son swimming and going to the gym so now the tattoo is on display more than before. this wouldn't be a problem until i decided to look at the website that our beloved pepe ended up on, where i found the rune of life took on a life of its own at some point. so yes, i unknowingly tattooed a neo-nazi symbol on my chest, by my heart, right where the national alliance would probably love it.

here's the link anyways http://www.adl.org/combating-hate/hate-on-display/c/life-rune.html#.wk6wk8unxne

 

edit: just wanted to say thanks so much for your responses to this. they've either had me chuckling or thinking and both are good in my book.

TIFU by branding myself a neo-nazi