Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i joined my company's softball team this past season. big fucking mistake.

so far this season i have gotten a black eye (beaned in the face by a grounder of all things), pulled both quadriceps at the same time, dislocated my shoulder, and gotten a nasty scrape on my leg from sliding into third. i am not athletically inclined.

well, tonight was our last game of the season. we decide to have a little warm-up juice (vodka crangrape) and hit the field. i'm up to bat, and everything is a little blurry. i swing. next thing i know, i am in the dugout surrounded by teammates who are debating calling an ambulance. i work with healthcare professionals. my doctor is on the team. i tell them, "don't do it guys, i can't afford another hospital stay or an ambulance ride. i'm fine. just help me up. what happened?"

i knocked myself out with my own bat. and i have work tomorrow.

TIFU by getting drunk and playing sports.