Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory this didn't happen today, but about six weeks ago.

at the end of the summer, myself and a few friends went on holiday to amsterdam. things got off to a bumpy start and our flight out was cancelled due to storm aileen; as a result we had to fly out the next day. this meant i went through east midlands airport security twice, on two separate days (this is important later).

so we have the holiday, have a pretty great time, and then the day comes to fly back home. we're going through security in schiphol airport and my rucksack gets pulled to one side. i'm a pretty anxious person as it is so i instantly start panicking a little bit, but assume i probably forgot to take out something i should've done.

i have to stand to one side so other people can get through, and they return my jacket, phone, shoes etc to me but keep my rucksack. at this point i'm starting to worry more because i've been waiting there for nearly five minutes and no ones told me whats going on. they send my bag through the machine again and then start pulling things out, swabbing them down and sending them through the machine individually. there's nothing too incriminating in there, just some shoes, my camera, a book etc but by now i'm really worked up.

and then they start going through the pockets. one side is empty, but the other has a load of old keyrings i put in there nearly a year beforehand and promptly forgot about. they pull a few out and then, lo and behold, out comes this bullet keyring my brother had given to me ages ago.

for reference, the keyring was an actual bullet that had misfired, and been made into a keyring. it had the dint in the bottom, and there was no gunpowder or any form of explosive in it - it was just the empty shell. of course, schiphol security don't know this, and my heart sinks when they pull it out.

the man asks me what it is ("erm, it's clearly a keyring") and where i got it from ("my brother gave it to me when i was, like,  10"). i'm on the verge of tears at this point, the security guard was basically treating me like i'd brought a bomb to the airport, and when he says "i'm going to have to call the police" and walks off i burst into tears.

apparently he didn't like having a crying 20 year old in the middle of security, and so after repeatedly saying "madam calm yourself" (to which my boyfriend replied "you just said you're calling the police, i'm not surprised she's crying"), he says it's just procedure given the 'nature' of the situation; all the while i'm mumbling "but it's just a keyring" which he didn't seem too impressed with.

after an agonising wait (which legit felt like half an hour but which i've been assured was only ten minutes) the policeman shows up and grills me again over what it is, where i got it etc, and by now it's been clarified that 1) i have no trace of explosives on anything and 2) it's definitely just a keyring. eventually the policeman tells me that i should be fined £200, but seeing as it was my 'first offence' ("what, having a keyring?") they'd let me off with a warning; but if i tried to do it again i'd get the fine and potentially denied entry to the country. he then took a photo of my passport to go on the airport's permanent records. once he said i could go, i asked if i could have the keyring back - which no one was impressed by and i was told it was going to have to be destroyed, which i can understand, but at the same time...it was a keyring. really, the thing that concerned me the most was how i managed to get the keyring through east midlands security twice, on two separate days, without anyone noticing.

TIFU by leaving a bullet-shaped keyring in my bag