Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i went out this afternoon to smoke a couple blunts and chill for a while. me and my friend had been wanting to try dxm for a long time now and we thought this were the perfect opportunity as i had some in my bag from the doctors visit a couple weeks ago. anyways we both did quite a lot and i was pretty damned nervous at first but as i eased into the trip i felt more and more at one with myself and away from my physical being. the trip was pretty dope cause i think it put a lot of things into perspective for me, since i recently got expelled and didn't really know what to do with my life.

anyways throughout the whole trip i was without my knowledge relaxing my butthole muscles and i had really loose butthole i couldn't feel for a number of hours. now that i have sobered up my asshole really hurts and is has loose and relaxed as it's default state, i have to genuinely make an effort to return my asshole to its original tight and not painful state. every time i do it i lose concentration after a while and it gets loose and painful again :(

TIFU by taking DXM