Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened about five days ago, but i was not sure if it was tifu worthy.

so i'm a friend's graduation party with my girlfriend and a ton of other people i know moderately well. some important background:

i am completely socially incompetent,  girlfriend is very paranoid about sexual things (we haven't done much), and that our relationship is already strained.

this sounds like a recipe for disaster. because it is.

somehow about a dozen of us get on the topic of sex. she facetiously said she was an excellent pussygrabber, and, for some reason, i thought it was a good idea to that "trust me, i've had firsthand experience." to about a dozen people she knows. about three seconds afterward, i realize exactly what i said. she's furious, and i leave the party early from embarrassment. she's forced to explain that i misspoke. we haven't spoken in days.

 

edit: moar context.

TIFU by speaking without thinking