Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm a college student that lives about a day's drive from home and like most other college students, calling home is a task i rarely go through with. for the last month i've been having fun dicking around and prepping for finals. so far, so good. finals roll around and i start some serious studying (read: sleeping). after taking my second to last final on friday, i go to my dorm building and see a big sign in the front door - "all students must check out by next thursday".
it's all good, i think, i'll just call up my pops and tell him i need a ride, no problem. i get around to calling him on sunday and get the biggest nut punch ever -  he has had a hand surgery scheduled for the last month that is on thursday and he can't come pick me up. he can't spare the money for a plane ticket either. so my last option is the bus. okay, not that bad, really. being on a bus for 24+ hours sucks, but it could be worse.
it got worse.
my dad calls back and tells me the money will be on my card by saturday. the dorms shut down on thursday afternoon. i have no family around here and my friends have already left. so my only option is to tough it out for a few days in union station, alone and with a budget of around two dollars a day. this isn't a monumental fuck up, but i'm certainly not looking forward to living at a busy terminal for 3 days on a diet of mcdoubles. 
if i had called home a month ago i would have known about the surgery and probably could have gotten a plane ticket pretty cheaply. hopefully, being a hobo for a few days will teach me to call home more.

TIFU by not calling home