Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened last friday, but it's my cake day and i felt i had to post this, so why not today?

for the past 9 years, i've had a porcelain bridge that spans my three bottom front teeth and anchors on the two teeth on either side of the gap. so it's about 5 teeth long.

last friday, as i was vigorously eating chili cheese fries at a bar with some friends, it came loose and i swallowed it whole.

i immediately went pale, realized what i had done, and excused myself to the restroom. i tried to throw it up multiple times, and instead i just succeeded in cutting up my throat, bursting multiple blood vessels in both my eyes, and getting kicked out of the pub because they thought i was wasted.

so now i'm toothless, with bloody eyes, covered in vomit, standing in a parking lot.

did i mention this was in the middle of a business trip? had to cut it short to fly home and get my teeth fixed.

and so, nine hours in the dental chair over three days – and $3,000 – later, i have my teeth back... or rather, i've got new teeth. my old ones are still rummaging around somewhere inside of me.

TIFU by swallowing my 3 bottom front teeth.