Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today was a perfect day to go sailing. the 15 knot wind socks were straight out and in the back bay where i am it's pretty shallow so only 1 ft swells. lots of fun to be had going fast on a small sailboat! so i call my buddy up and ask him if he wants to meet me at the marina and rent a small hobie catamaran. heck yeah was all i got out of him and i was off to the marina. 
we started setting up the boat at the marina and the marina staff comes out to tell us we have to have it back in an hour and a half... okay no problem we can have some quick fun. i'll just watch my watch... oh wait i forgot i broke the pin that holds the wristband to the watch earlier this week.  we'll i decided i needed my phone to set an alarm in case we were having too much fun and forgot to come back.
sweet. we're cruising out of the marina the sails are picking up the wind and i can already tell today is going to be awesome! i start across the wind and there is enough wind i can fly one of the hulls!(one of the two hulls is out of the water) lots of fun because you are right on the verge of capsizing. we are cursing around the bay and i am trying to show him some tips and tricks as far as how to sail. 
eventually i decide to let him run with the wind and he seems to be doing pretty good. alright time for the fun stuff. i let him go across the wind: let the fun begin, i thought. we start cruising i'm pretty sure this is the most wind we had all day, then... ugh oh... the front of one of the hulls digs. let the sail out!!!! too late. at that moment i realized we were no longer sailing but rather we were now part of a circus act where we were getting catapulted into the air. as i go up in the air i could only think of one thing; you know how at the end of your life people say you see a replay of your whole life flash before you? yeah well i saw my phones entire life flash before me...  photos... videos... text messages... all the calls it dropped on me.. the times i was trying to pull it out of my pocket and it took a fall to the ground... yeah i saw it all.
after a few minutes of swimming around chasing gear(life jackets were just laying out with the oars) and trying to flip a catamaran over that should be flipped over with at least 4 people with just two we set sail back to the marina. only once we were docked did i decide to check to see if the phone was a goner. i opened the compartment and it was full of water oh no... but wait i left it in the other compartment p. over to the other side and i open it up. it's only got a little water in it! but my phones fate had been sealed. i picked up my phone and held the lifeless case in my hand. 
after that i drove straight home threw the phone in rice and grabbed my ipad to text my family and friends that i would not be able to receive their calls for a bit. then i did the only thing i thought could bring some good out of this incident. karma whore out my dead iphones story to reddit! i hope this brought a laugh to some people!

-iphoneless erikbomb

TIFU taking my iPhone for a swim