Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this morning i was released from a several day stay at the hospital. i was eager to get home, smoke a bowl, and take a nap. i put on my bright, rainbow colored hoodie, and a bright pink beanie. i loaded up my bong and headed outside. 

as i was taking a hit, i heard an extremely loud humming noise and before i knew what was happening, a huge flapping humming sky beast had crashed itself head first into my bong. the collision caused the bong to split open my lip, and it scared me so bad i freaked out and sent my bowl piece flying, causing it to shatter. i'm pretty sure the hummingbird was attracted to my bright clothes and green bong. 

i now have a fat lip and no bong to smoke out of.

TIFU by dressing like a flower