Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck up is in progress 

so i'm in monjinis (a café outside my college). i plopped down at a table for four, and left my bag on a chair to get something to eat 
i come back and there's a couple at the table. instead of telling them the table is taken or moving my ass, i just fekkin sat down... welp

now i'm playing third wheel to random strangers giving me the death stare.. but now i can't move cuz all other tables are taken... they're being all giggly and handsy while i'm typing this fu on my phone. worse still, my battery is about to die. shit is awkward right now 😖

screw you social anxiety, screw you to hell!

tl; dr : title!

update : i couldn't make eye contact with them... the guy eventually ignored me but i noticed the girl glancing at me out of the corner of my eyes in disgust. phone battery went from 70% to 40%. i exhausted virtually all forms of entertainment. there's only so many games you can play. i really should have stared at them and asserted dominance haha!

TIFU by surprise third wheeling a random couple