Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i was in a hurry to get to work and as soon as i pulled into a parking spot i just shifted into park and jolted my car. i'm pretty sure i was going only 5mph but from my google-fu it looks like i probably damaged the transmission. so now i'm stuck with a $10,000 piece of metal junk that i'm not even sure will work properly. the kicker is i just had my car rewired last year for 2k (since it was out of warranty).

TIFU by Putting the Car into Park before Completely Stopping