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Input: So basically what happened was tonight I stopped by my friend R’s house for a bit to buy a sack of weed. R and his wife have been good friends with me and my husband J for a few years now. We’ve been to their house many times, hung out with them and their kids, and gone on double dates. R has never been out of the way or inappropriate with me ever.

J was working late so tonight I went over alone to pick up as I have a million times. R is a heavy drinker but tonight he was fuckin plastered. I went in his house and we were talking quietly and making the transaction because his wife was in the other room asleep with the door open. When I turn around to grab my purse I feel him touch my butt. I turn around and I’m like “Wtf was that dude?!” 

He was like “Omg I’m sorry I’m sorry idk what I was thinking. I’ve never done that before I’m so sorry!” I was like “Don’t do that shit, man!” And he was like “I’m so sorry I’ll never do that again. I’m just fucked up I’m so sorry!” 

Tbh I’m pretty blunt and I definitely would have went off on him more if it would have made me super uncomfortable. It didn’t make me feel really upset or anything. Not because I have feelings for R or I liked it or anything. I love my husband and I have and wouldn’t ever cheat on him. It’s just because 

A: R was *super* wasted and I’ve never seen him be inappropriate before, AFAIK I’ve never even seen me check him out or anything and 

B: he didn’t rub my ass or linger or anything, it was really just a honk. Like I was just confused more than anything. It really just seemed like a super drunk dude acting without thinking?

I’m just torn on whether or not I should tell my husband. R said “I’m really sorry I did that, if you tell J, I understand, I just feel bad I possibly caused a problem between us.” 

I just don’t feel like it’s a huge deal. I know R loves his wife and has never been weird with me or indicated he has feelings for me, it seems like he just made a mistake and immediately apologized. I don’t want to start problems with his wife, too and potentially end all of our friendships over something that was basically harmless. But I also don’t want to hide things from my husband.

WIBTA if I don’t tell him? 

not telling my husband that our friend touched my butt