Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened within 24 hours ago. i woke up for work saturday morning earlier than usual and feeling well rested. i went to sleep early on friday night after an aggravating day at work. i proceed to get ready. since there are teenagers in the house, my boyfriend and i usually have a 2- liter in my bedroom so they have their drinks and i have mine they won't drink up. i drink a lot of soft drinks and it's my favorite addiction that i have no desire to quit. interestingly, i was not allowed to drink soft drinks as a child except occasionally and then it was sprite because no caffeine, and i can't stand sprite now. first thing in the morning, i want a coke like a lot of people want coffee. not an entire cup or anything, just a few swigs to get me going. when i drink coke, especially first thing in the morning, i like it to be room temperature. so, i usually take a big gulp or two right out of the bottle. it seems very unladylike i know. my boyfriend does not mind and sometimes does it too, yes i have gotten him accustomed to room temperature pop from time to time. anyway, here it goes.  i see my favorite,  coca-cola, on the dresser, only less than a quarter way full but that's okay because i just needed a quick fix. i put it to my lips and started to tip it back and noticed as the liquid was getting closer to the top of the bottle that the tell-tale slight fizzy burning of my nostrils that i love when drinking coke  was not present and it's clearly because this bottle is nearly empty and likely a little flat. i can deal with that of course if it's just one drink and not the big triple glug i'd take if it was full and fresh. as i swallowed a big gulp, i realized two things at once while lowering it from my lips: color and taste. it was slightly lighter than usual, like it looks in a cup that had ice in it that melted. the taste that i had prepared myself for was not for fresh and fizzy but for flat coke, a sweet syrupy disappointment but coke nonetheless. but oh no, this was like nothing i've ever delivered to my tongue and throat, and it had a sort of consistency or filminess that disrespected my taste buds. after that one swift motion and the remaining liquid sloshed to the bottom of the bottle, my eye peered after it into the hole while my previously innocent taste buds all yelled whaaaaaaat? at the same time, to see the flat watered down brown syrup tinted....yellow. what is this? poison? how did some lethal toxic get in my house much less in this bottle? unless it's piss. urine? is this urine? omg i bet it is, it could be urine! what does urine taste like so i can compare it to this mixture of nope i just ingested?! think, think. i don't know!!! because i've never tasted it before! i have nothing to compare this to! but it is urine, i just know it! i look at my boyfriend sleeping in bed. why? why! whyyyyy!? did you do this!? i imagine him sitting there in the chair beside the dresser playing his stupid video game while i slept and playing online with friends trying to win a virtual cartoon war and having to piss and not want to leave the game long enough to do it, not able to hold it anymore but not wanting to risk fucking up his game so using the 2 liter bottle to save time walking across the bedroom and living room to kitchen and back, although this has never in the 2.5 years we're together been something i've known him to do before. i will break up with him, i thought, if this is what he did. i had conversations with other people in my had that went; "why did you guys break up? he pissed in a bottle and i drank it. no. he pissed in a coke bottle with coke still in it instead of getting up to go the bathroom because he plays video games online all night and didn't want to lose and put the bottle on the dresser without throwing it away and i drank it!" he started waking up a few minutes later and since i was going to break up with him i didn't say what happened but i was very shady with attitude, plus random gagging, so he started his little childish comments when he knows i'm in a mood in the morning instead of just shutting up (he knows better not to talk much in the morning when i'm getting ready for work, also not to look at me too much or make eye contact but he still does from time to time). he then said something like maybe we should just break up then if that's how it is. fine, i said, let's do that. after our back and forth exchanges, random gagging proceeds, him not understanding why i'm so angry, which is usually because he talked in the morning, but today because i drank his piss. he said he did that because one of the kids were in our only bathroom in the house when he needed to go and it was cold outside or he would have gone outside, so he pissed in the bottle and was going to take it out to the trash later. that fucker.

Tifu by drinking from a 2- liter bottle