Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened a couple hours ago, and could be summed up briefly by a couple hand motions and a joke about bananas, but what's a disaster without some back story?

i had long been interested in 3d printers as both a project and a tool for some time, but the cost of entry into the hobby had always been too prohibitive. lately the cost of many kit builds has dropped into the same price range as an average desktop printer. it was time to jump in.
i ordered a kit of amazon.com, it took weeks to come in, but it finally arrived. i took an afternoon to set up the new toy; then began a comedy of errors trying to put this thing together.
to be honest the setup was a breeze, even with the horrible instructions that were packaged with my model. but one after another parts turned out broken, or clogged, or shoddy. i had the control board replaced after two weeks emailing support. i had to replace my usb cable. (who knew?). i trouble shot, tested and calibrated for days.
eventually things are ready for a test print. set it up, load a model, click "go". the thing moves, but nothing comes out. clogged!
i spend the next few hours unclogging the hot end and extruder, only to snap it in half when i was putting the thing back together.
so i order a new one, the v6 lite from e3d. i figure, this is it, once i get this nice new piece, trouble will be over and playtime will begin!
nope.
i waited another week for the new hot end to come in. it showed up today! oh joy. 
i set about putting this thing together; a new engine to feed my machine. i manage to assemble it in short order, only to somehow pull the solid wire straight out of the actual thermistor in the end. bollocks!
breathe deep; this isn't a problem. i take apart whats left of my original shoddy broken hot end, manage to salvage the thermistor from the wreckage and use it to fully assemble the new one. great!
but how do i attach it? looks like i need some 3d printed parts to fit my new parts to my 3d printer. this can work, it has to.
so i go about getting parts printed to mount the new hot end, but its another waiting process.
as inigo would say, "i hate waiting."
at this point, lets sidebar:
i live in a small room on the basement level. most of my life is fit in a 12 x 8 space. so, most anything i build (and i like to build), i end up building on the bed, on my lap. 
ok, back to the story.
so now i have time to waste. i'm sitting here staring at this almost working piece of machinery. i realize that with my spare time i could be taking the frankenstein wiring and making it pretty. so i do. 
i spend an hour, maybe two, dismantling each set of wires, braiding them, and putting them back together, pretty and perfect. i do this for pairs, sets of three, even sets of four. 
i'm in the final stages of reassembly, and i need to rotate the printer just enough to get my hand underneath to plug in the last wire. so i flip it up (still on my lap.), slowly guiding the wire by feel to its final home, when suddenly. snap! my frame cracks. it cracks in not one, but two places. unglueable places!
so now i've been setting at this task for a month, maybe two, off and on, and i have essential destroyed the entire thing for the sake of making it pretty!
moral of the story is, i'm probably a gorilla, and cannot be trusted with things that require finesse and fine motor skills. call me amy, and give me a complicated prosthesis so that i may speak to you via sign language and a computer.
eventually i will have to get a new frame, but for today, i will sit here, sip on the champagne of beers and contemplate setting what is left of the project on fire.

TIFU 3D Printer Edition