Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this is 10-15 years ago, but my f up is more relevant now that veganism is way more popular and (for me) way more understood than then.

it was christmas eve dinner at my house.  i had 4 kids age 0-5 and just built and moved into a brand new house.  34 family members were invited for xmas dinner.

so over-achieving of me.  but i was young, dumb and "super woman" who carefully thought of others and was happy to provide.

i made all the favorites, ham, turkey, beef tenderloin.  sides, salads, dessert.  all from scratch, gourmet-style.

then "oh, crud! my cousin is vegan."

so i made broccoli soup from scratch.  never made it before.  but the entire thing was old-school from scratch.

which means, of course, it's base was chicken stock.

duh on me. (1st f up).  but i didn't realize it.  i was just so proud and happy that it tasted better than restaurant quality.  the entire dinner which took me weeks was fantabulous if i don't say so myself.

i was just smitten with the entire christmas thus far..
only to be faced with vegan cousin who not only was visibly disgusted that i was "such an idiot" not to realize anything made with chicken stock was not vegan, but she was down right deplorably rude and ungrateful that my idiot self, in my effort to appease her views, f'ed up anyway.

thankfully, she had brought her own meal of her vegan nature so she didn't starve.  mind you, she is morbidly obese.  so i don't even get it.

anyway...here's the 2nd f up:

as she sat her rude, ungrateful fat ass down to eat her microwaved vegan dinner and pout, i realized an awesome irony.

she was seated on my leather couch.

so i said, "i'm glad you had the forethought to bring your own meal.  i really intended to care for your needs and views and in my ignorance i f'ed up.  and let me say, i'm so sorry, too, that you are enjoying your meal on my leather couch."

she about puked.  stayed about 25 minutes and abruptly left.

she hasn't spoken to me since.

 

:(

TIFU by making my vegan cousin broccoli soup. Oh, and way more.