Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: **-tl;dr at the end-**

i left some eggs to boil and forgot about them for 2 hours because i was playing gta san andreas. i started to smell something burning but for some reason didn't get up. i was upstairs, and i was home alone, so somehow my initial thought was that the neighbors had fucked up a barbecue. so i *closed my goddamn window*. two hours had passed and i finally figured it was something inside my house. i got up, got out of my room and see that the entire house is full of smoke. visibility is about 90%. the smell of burnt *something* is filling the house and i run downstairs, half expecting to see a growing fire in my living room. thankfully it's just the eggs, and i was able to open up all the doors and windows as well as turn on all the fans while simultaneously running through the house fanning smoke out with a big dry-erase board. 

all the windows and doors had been closed previously, so if i had taken the nap i had planned to take, who knows if i would've woken up?

the moral of the story is... set a damn timer on your eggs.

TIFU by leaving the stove on. For two goddamn hours.