Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: important preface: not me, my friend. not today, a week ago today. lwmffu.

sitting upstairs in the backstage shop where we build props and stuff for performances in our school's auditorium, my friend i were hanging out and talking, because there is _literally_ nothing to do during dance rehearsal for a most of the techies, and what else are we going to do, go home? anyway, i take up my end of the conversation, and my friend decides he's going to take a chug from the open can of shasta cola on the table between us. no big deal, right? techies share drinks all the time. i paused a moment as he raised the can to his lips, tilted his head back, and drank.

big mistake.

a few months ago, some of the other techies started chewing snuff. that shasta can happened to be the one that they'd left half-full of spit and chewed tobacco. it wasn't until he had already swallowed that my friend had realized what he'd done.

 

edit: definitely more than an ounce.

TIFU by drinking cola that definitely wasn't cola.