Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today i go to the liquor store because i am stressed out by too many things.  i thought i forgot my debit card so i am fiddling for cash in my car.  while looking i find my debit card actually in my wallet.  this is one of those things where a difference in your routine makes you commit an error.  i lock my keys in the car.  i go get the beer i want and come back and realize i locked my keys in the car.  i embarrassingly call my dad and tell him to bring keys because i locked myself out in the parking lot of the liquor store.  i live with my dad and we are feuding about everything in general.  my dad had cancer, than my mom left him taking the health care with her,leaving us bankrupt, and its a miserable situation.   tensions are off the charts because me and him are wondering if we will be homeless in a month.  he gets there and gives me attitude about how i am not standing far enough away from the lock for him to open it, which he is standing in front of.

i am stressed and depressed and its affecting my judgement.  it pisses me off so much i forget that i put my beer under my back tire so it didn't look like i was just lurking the parking holding a case of beer.  90 seconds of driving away i figure out i forgot my beer. 

 i figure i didn't hear it break and the way i pull out of the parking lot i must of avoided it.  i turn around and drive back to busy parking lot and see my case of beer.  when i get close i realize i hit it, and it twisted the box and broke none of the beers.  now i am on a strong existential rift.

TIFU by going to the liquor store and committing a comedy of errors.