Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened earlier in the week but i'm just now getting to where i'm not butthurt about it and it's kinda funny.     

my wife has a prescription for a twice daily nasal spray because she has terrible allergies and one evening this past week my allergies were acting up (weather in the south us is bipolar to say the least) - clogged side of my face, runny nose on the other. i thought to myself "self, i think i have a great idea! you can use the wifey's nasal spray and get some relief!"... how wrong, dreadfully wrong i was.    
    
i dug through the medicine cabinet to find the nasal spray and after several attempts i couldn't but i didn't want to wake my wife up to ask her where the spray was. i finally gave in and woke her up to ask. all she mumbled was "green and white bottle"...   
so i go back, dig more and i was all "ok, self, this looks right, it's white and green like she said, let's do this" and picked up the spray. this is the tifu - i pinched the unblocked side of my nose, tossed my head back and squeezed the bottle as hard as i could, and.....     

"what the fuck??!??!!??" i screamed several times as snot, peroxide and tears came out of every hole in my face - much like being pepper sprayed on  the inside  my wife and daughter came running to find me crying, snotty and the entire inside of my face was on fire. i was not expecting that. my wife has never reacted like that and i recall clearly thinking she must be super tough to do that shit twice a day!  i was in pain and trying to figure out what the hell i have done to myself.           
   
well, i *didn't* grab the nasal spray, i grabbed the earwax removal drops which are carbamide peroxide. meaning i sprayed very very strong peroxide up my nose and allllllllllll into my sinus cavity on the left side of my face. i've never felt anything like that and i hope to never again.

i read up on it and carbamide peroxide lasts longer than regular hydrogen peroxide, and could stay active up to 3 days!!  [here's the two side by side - i strongly suggest to not put the one on the right in your nose!](https://imgur.com/gallery/vgynp).     

    
well, i may not can taste right now or breathe out of my left nostril but at least i got the earwax out of my nose!
       
     
 
   
any edits will be to fix the link and and grammar issues

TIFU by getting the ear wax out of my nose