Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this just happened you guys. ouch.

so i've got a date later tonight involving hot tubs and netflix, so i figured i would trim the hedges a bit. i'm not talking about in a shorn sheep kind of way, reddit, i just don't want my undercarriage to look like it's homeless on the initial meet and greet with the cave of wonders, you know?

anyway, i'm standing over my toilet with a little pair of snips just snipping away and, well, top down view has it's advantages, but following the curvature of my coin purse is not one of them. you might see where this is going when i could not.

yes, in my zeal to spruce my goose, i ended up nicking my knuckle instead. it hurt bad, reddit. it hurt real bad. 0/10 do not recommend.

TIFU by getting ready for a date