Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory this did not happen today. i can't remember the exact date, but it was about 2 years ago when it happened. 

it all started one day in the middle of the holidays when my parents weren't home. it was a cold day and i really fancied a soup. so, i called up my mum asking her if i could make one and she agreed. let me just clarify, this isn't a usual occurrence. i don't actually know how to cook anything properly.

but, anyway, i took out a recipe book and read through the ingredients for tomato soup. i understood everything until i came across '1 clove of garlic.' so, being the naive youngster that i was, i thought that a clove of garlic meant the whole garlic. this is where the fuck up begins. 

i go into the cupboard to find an almost complete garlic bulb. i unwrap each clove, crush them, and add them to my soup mix. my eyes were watering at this point, and the kitchen was beginning to smell very ripe. but, as it wasn't a complete bulb, i decide to add some garlic paste as well to make sure i had, in my mind, a complete garlic 'clove.' (i obviously didn't understand how strong garlic paste was).

it starts cooking. 

the smell gets worse but i just think "eh, whatever, garlic normally smells bad anyway." my eyes are watering even more by this point but i just blink the tears away. i'm determined to finish my soup and actually cook something for once.

the allotted time for the cooking is done and i turn off the heat and leave the soup to cool. then, i pour myself a generous bowl and sit down. it was gross. i couldn't understand what i had done wrong. so, still determined to have my soup, i think on what to do. 

i decided it needed more tomatoes. the problem was, we'd run out of the tinned tomatoes. so i pour about half of my 'special' soup mixture into the blender and add 4 whole tomatoes. i blended them together. the resulting mixture still tasted horrid. i added tomato ketchup. still bad. 

i gave up and cleared up. 

but, the kitchen still stunk a bit and at this point i was used to it so i didn't realize how bad the smell was. until, my mum came home. 

she came into the kitchen coughing, eyes watering, fingers over her nose. 

turns out, the smell of garlic was so strong that, even hours later, it could have people crying. my house was also open plan, so not only did the kitchen smell but the lounge, the dining room, and also all of the corridors upstairs. 

the dinner party my parents were hosting that night was canceled. 

i was told that, even though i was 18, i must be supervised in cooking from then on like a 5 year old. 

the kitchen stunk for weeks after and every smoothie we made months after, tasted of garlic. 

i have never cooked again. 

 

edit: repeated word

TIFU by not understanding what a clove of garlic was