Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened yesterday. so as most humans do, i was showering. it was a nice warm gentle shower, nothing special about it. when i was finished, i thought i would turn off the shower while i was in it. i have done this many times before but i am not the brightest in the morning

so i bend down, water hitting my back, and i turn the knobs to shut the shower off. except the shower didn't shut off. the water in my home gets extremely hot. i felt the water start to burn my back, so i did what any sensible person would do.

i literally *dove* out of the shower.

i tried to catch myself on the floor but my body was slippery and my arms flailed to both sides. i slammed into the floor with great force, so much so that my arm pops out of place. this has never happened to me, so it was a weird feeling. i slid some more and hit the door to the bathroom. i then slammed my shoulder into the door, knocking my shoulder back into place. it hurt. 

i sat up and turned off the high pressured lava shower. i hear my friends cousin scream from the living room: "are you okay?!" where i replied "uh... yeah i just dropped something." he didn't believe me lol.

after i clothed myself i went out there and immediately said "why am i lying to you, i fell. but on purpose" i then explain it to him. 

so the lesson learned here is to exit the shower first before turning it off. 

my arm still hurts. so there's that.

edit: words, words, words, divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds.

TIFU by turning the shower knobs the wrong way.