Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: earlier this week i developed a hemorrhoid. not just any hemorrhoid, this was my first ever experience with an asshole monster. the pain and excruciating discomfort was new to me. "what is going on down there!?" i decided to seek advice and call my father who suggested, after laughing at my stupidity, preparation h. i drove to the local wal-mart and strolled down the rectum relief aisle. i locate the preparation h and began to read the directions,  *before use, clean the area with mild soap and water, rinse well, and pat dry. use this product in the rectum only.* "i have to put something in my pooper!?" i was mortified by the idea of having to put cream in and around my rectum. i look around for other options. it dawns on me that if i take laxatives this will allow my stool to simply slide on by. so, i load up on fiber advantage, stool softener and laxatives. i drive home and indulge in the buffet of soft poo options. a day goes by and nothing has happened, did i take too much and clog up my innards? later that day (yesterday) i drive to my community softball games, thinking nothing of what's churning and developing in my gut. a few innings deep i begin to feel discomfort in my lower abdomen. "huh, that's weird." it's my turn to hit, i walk from the dugout with a few walking farts seeping their way out, to the batters box. i hit the ball in the gap and take off, i round second looking for a triple, i slid into third and feel a relief type sensation. my asshole exploded. i diarrhea'd myself. the stench instantly hits the dugout and field. i know what has happened, but, has anyone else?! everyone is looking around, "what stinks!?" someone points out a sewage line running down my leg, i'm caught, brown handed. i grab my stuff and head on out. 

til: preparation h has a purpose.

TIFU by not using Preparation H