Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: okay, so lets just get the mandatory "this didn't actually happen today, but it has been happening for a week or two now out" of the way.
we'll start out with a little background on me. i'm a 17 year old guy, who has never had a girlfriend, yes i know, it isn't that bad, but i've been getting quite desperate lately. i'm 6'1 and about 170 pounds, not overweight with fat but muscular. so, as alot of other 16-17 year olds do, i started using tinder. in the beginning, i was just messing around on there, but as time went on i started becoming more and more desperate for love (i guess you can call it that). this resulted in me having my standards drop lower than my grandma could jump on one leg (not very high). i began swiping everyone i found even remotely good looking right, and at that time we're talking like people around 2-4 out of 10. i began getting a shit ton of matches, and i was super excited about it (dunno why, already had 200+ matches). i began chatting up alot of these girls, 2 of them got to the stage where i skyped with them daily, and was already planning to go on dates with them. they weren't that nice, nor good looking. frankly, they were ugly hoes looking for a desperate guy like me to love them or something, i don't know. being the guy i am, i had been throwing compliments at them for a while, especially when skyping with them, btw, the skyping was pure talking and having webcams on, no sexual shit up in there, other than talk about pretty much everything nsfw.  during this time, both of these girls wanted to skype with me for several hours a day. i couldn't skype with both at once, and i didn't have time to talk with my friends anymore. so, i followed the bro-code, and went bros before hoes. i started skyping less with the girls, and within maybe a day or two of this, one of them, lets call her megan, broke down crying while i was talking to her. she started saying all kind of shit about her always being bullied because she had acne (this was very mild, i couldn't even see it on webcam) and how i was her only friend. she started talking about how she could see a future with me and such. me being me, not having that much experience, i kind of just played along with it. she then started talking about how she loved me (at this time i had known her for a week, so i was freaked out a little) and how she'd love to meet up all the time and spend time with me and such. i had by far realized that i didn't have even the remotely same feelings that she did, but at this point it was too late. luckily, i could brush off the other girl so it didn't happen twice, even though the other one also confessed to loving me and wanting to marrying me. lets call the other one sarah. so basically, sarah did well after being friendzoned by me, friendzoned is probably the term for it. but megan on the other hand, didn't take it too nicely. she kept messaging me wanting to know if i really didn't wanna go out with her, and i kept saying that i liked her more as a friend than as a potential lover. she cried when i told her over skype, and told me that she had been crying all night thinking about me. i don't understand that anyone would fall for me like that, but holy shit this girl did, in a matter of days.
so now here i am, having friendzoned two girls in one week, with one of them probably willing to sacrifice a cow to satan to go out with me... yea, wonderful, right?
i don't know how to handle "megan". some people have told me to make a smash and run if you know what i mean, while i'm personally more about just blocking her on everything. she seems like she actually doesn't have any friends, and i'm actually scared she'll hurt herself or something if i just ignore her, so i don't know what to do. this whole shit has caused me to feel like shit

TIFU by being a desperate teenage guy