Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened yesterday, and it was a pretty shitty situation. so anyways, i invited a girl i really liked along with her friend and her friends boyfriend...and we all took a hike up a mountain in golden, colorado. awesome view, great environment, etc. me and the girl were getting along great and i really felt the vibe! 

well, we get to the top and her friends boyfriend makes a rather awkward noise, kind of like a a really loud mountain goat call: "aghhhh" youtube mountain goat yells for a reference..

we all looked at him funny like...what the fuck?!? he laughs and is like "try it! use all your diaphragm it feels really good and expands your lungs"...so me being the slightly competitive male that i am i attempt to make a call louder than him with full diaphragm support, and boy did i do just that. immediately after, i felt a weird sensation in my stomach and thats when it hit me: i have to shit...like now. 

being super embarrassed, i try to casually carry on but occasionally hint like "hey lets get back down so we can go to a buffet and munch out (we had been smoking joints the whole hike, it fit)." well, about a quarter of the way down the mountain, i fessed up. i told them i really had to use the bathroom and if we could hurry that would be greeeeeaat. 

eventually they all pretty much knew what was up. "dont shit your pants man!!!" i became really nervous..telling myself over and over to just focus and get to the bottom. i was getting the sweats, as i was making tiny fart noises every 10 steps or so and was praying to god no one was hearing them. 

at some point, i just couldnt anymore. i told them ill just do what i have to do and for them to continue forward. 

heres where it gets worse: not only did i have to take a shit on what was a great date/hike....we're talking about full blown diarrhea and i was probably taking the shit for like 20 minutes. the girl i liked came back looking for me and i could hear her coming back up shouting my name. 

this is where i really panicked. i felt like a genius in the moment that maybe i could get away with using my boxers as "tp" and just putting my shorts back over. i wiped the best i could and tossed the shitty boxers off to the side as i proceeded to put my shorts back on. as im pulling my pants up, i hear a weird noise off to the side as if someones choking. 

apparently, i didnt hear how close she had gotten to the area i was shitting and she caught a good wiff of it and immediately started throwing up. i came over to help but she said "im fine, its fine, just give me a few minutes etc". 

man o man, i felt so bad the whole drive back; it was an awkward silence amongst a bunch of obvious texts being sent to people about the situation. probably one of the worst days of my life to be honest; i still havnt texted her after last night (the buffet never happened). 

lpt: bring toilet paper on a hike; maybe then you can at least pass it off as a long piss. your date might not throw up either!

TIFU by having to take a shit on a hike with the girl I really liked after making a mountain goat call