Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ...after cutting up 15 habaneros. 

this is currently happening. i was making homemade salsa, which i prefer very spicy. when i make homemade salsa, i always make a few gallons worth to lasts throughout the year and to give to friends. i always add the hot peppers last to keep them crisp and fresher, so after i had cut up 15 habaneros and 20 jalapeños, i thought i deserved a smoke. i rinsed my hands of the messes on them and dried off, by no means a thorough wash. i the proceed to break my weed up by hand and pack it into my bong. as i was hitting it, it tasted weird and i choked on the smoke and blew it all out rather quickly.

this is when hell sets in. 

a few seconds after finishing my cough and a terrible scratching pain stabs at every nerve in my lungs. i swear to god i am breathing fire. heat rate rapidly increases, face and back begin to swear profusely. my breaths become rapid and short, and in a panic i grab the gallon of milk and begin to chug. but it doesn’t help, this pain is coming from my lungs, not my tongue. i become light headed as i walk towards the balcony, and fall over when i open the door. blackness, but i still hear, and a few seconds later i regain sight. 

about ten minutes later and i’m still out here (20 degrees fahrenheit) breathing cold air and regaining composure. still lots of pain but the panic and fight-or-flight response has subsided. 

tied for #1 worst pain in my life with spiral fracturing my tibia/fibula.

TIFU By smoking spicy weed