Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
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Let’s take it back six years to 2013. It’s the day of my college graduation. Since the ceremony begins fairly early, my eight fraternity brothers (I know) and I decide to get up even earlier to get properly tanked. After a couple hours of drinking, we get together to pose for group photos in our grad caps. 

During the last photo, I decided to it would be hilarious to surreptitiously hang my flaccid wang over the waistband of my shorts--the idea being that no one would notice my exposed Johnson until after the picture came out and we’d all have a laugh. It worked, and we did (though one of my friends was annoyed that I ruined the photo.) 

I didn’t think much of it until later that morning when I realize one of my friends has posted the photo on Instagram! Naturally, I freaked out and made him delete it immediately—but at this point had already been up for an hour or two and garnered it’s fair of likes and “haha omg” comments. Needless to say, I was pretty fucking pissed at the time and to be honest, it still irks me a bit to this day. But when I confronted him about it, he basically said if you didn’t want this on social media you shouldn’t have done it.  

So look, I know how incredibly immature this was to do in the first place. And I know, that real lesson here is to keep your dong in your pants at all times. That said, this was a photo was taken in the company of solely my closest male friends—not intended to be shared with the world. So did I have this coming? Or was my friend being a major dick?

having my dong posted on Insta w/o permission