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Input: Basically I know several people who say the are "bisexual" but never dated the same sex and it annoys me to no end, because why not just say you are straight or lesbian. It just feels like you want to feel "special" or not considered "ordinary" or some bullshit like that.

A girl I know just got out of a 4 year relationship and a few months after their breakup, I jokingly asked "Now that you're single, are you going to hop on tinder and just bounce from pussy to dick,pussy to dick? because that's what I would do, minus the dick part" and she laughed and said "I like the part with the bouncing from dick to dick, but not the pussy part. I don't really find girls attractive and have no interest in having sex with them."

I've known this girl for years and all those years, she has gone on and on about she is apart of the LGBTQ+ because she is bisexual. And I learn she doesn't even find girls attractive? I brought this up with her and she explained, "I find girls attractive, but I'm just not sexually attracted to them" Okay, what the fuck!?!?!

I'm straight and I think people like Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds etc. are attractive, does that make me bisexual? NO! of course not, because that would absurd. And I don't want you thinking I hate bisexuals or something because my brother is bi and has dated both men and women.

I've known a few other people like her, and I'm convinced these people just want to feel "special" and put this label on themselves that isn't really there.

Am I The Asshole for being annoyed by theses types of people?

being annoyed when someone says the are "Bisexual" but never dated with the same sex