Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: Sounds like I'm selling my organs with extra steps.

Try to keep it short and simple, I have a stupid amount of student loans for an art degree I don't have because I wasn't good enough/ didn't have the passion for it. I was talking to my buddy at work, joking about how I wish I could just sell a kidney to pay off my student loans. Without that bill I could even take the time off work to do it.  
Then it hit me. I could make a charity page set up to pay off my loans and after reaching my goal fulfill the promise of donating one of my kidneys.  
Buddy says that is just like holding a patient hostage, and that's just selling organs with extra steps.   
Other coworkers were a 50/50 split.  
Am I the asshole for thinking that getting my student loans paid off is a fair trade for a kidney?

"selling my kidney with extra steps"