Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so right now i am typing this in bed.

my friend was coming with me to kennywood and i wanted to see if he could sleep at my house so he could get up early with me and we don't have to drive to his house to waste time. so anyways i grab a soda and my phone and tell my mom's boyfriend that i am going to get my friend. so i go outside and hop on my bicycle and call my mom. soda in my left and my phone in my right i call my mom and begin riding my bike. i ask her if my friend can sleep over and argue her a small bit then lean to the left on my bike to cut to the left side of the ride to make a left turn. i turn a little sharply for my liking and try to whip to the right a slight bit to straighten out a bit. after i lean to the right i must've hit a bump and flew off my bike. i fell on my right shoulder and onto my back as my bike lands on top of me. this is in the middle of a busy road. i see a cars lights coming around a bend maybe fifty feet away from me, so i pick up my bike and run to the side of my road. there were cops in a driveway behind me and they pull up to me and ask if i'm alright then pull away. so anyways i'm yelling obscenities at my self and crying as i realize my shoulder really, really, really hurts. i look around realizing that my glasses flew off my face during the whole crash and cars are passing by. i look at a car passing by and hear the sound of my glasses being run over. after cars are done passing by i run into the middle of the road and grab my glasses. they being surprisingly intact try to bend the arm in place and the arm falls off. i then look at the glasses and realize a lense is missing. i sigh and put my glasses in my pocket and see another car coming. i move out of the way and i hear another plastic piece being run over. i don't care anymore and finish the ride to my friends house. after i talk to my friends mom she says that he is in the shower so i decide to go home. on the way past the crash site i look around a bit and find my glasses lense surprised that it isn't in a million pieces. i pick it up, put it in my pocket and go home. i walk through front door of my house in pain and tell my mom's boyfriend what happened. he calls my mom and i go in the shower to clean up. i could barely get my shirt off because it hurt so bad. after i'm done in the shower my mom takes me to the emergency room and after 4 hours of waiting and stuff in a hospital bed it turns out my collar bone is broken and i have to wear a sling and take vikadin or motrin and tylenol. 

 

still have yet to fuck a coconut as masturbation. lol

TIFU by trying to ride my bike with no hands