Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well to start off this tifu didn't happen today but actually last summer.

this fuck up revolved over a 72 hour period. i got my first job at a day camp last summer and parties were held about 2-3 times a week. near the end of the summer a camping trip was organized for all the monitors. it was basically an excuse to go drinking all weekend. not that this bothered me. anyway, throughout the weekend i was eating junk food in between beers. i ended up drinking a case of 24 during this weekend without taking a single shit. when i got home on the sunday evening i was pretty constipated. on the next day i still had yet to take a dump but i could feel something brewing deep inside of me. at the end of my shift i had to put away some barriers used to block a part of the parking lot and protect the kids. i had been fine up until this point but having to bend over repeatedly was putting enormous amounts of pressure on my bung hole. as i put the last barrier on the cart my asshole could take no more and let out a flash flood of liquid shit. i left everything where it was and walked away with diarrhea rolling down my leg. i started to panic knowing that people would come out any minute so i akwardly ran back to the carts with the barriers and pushed it towards where it needed to be put away and then ran like a mad man into some bushes on the other side of a fence. thankfully it started pouring rain right as people started coming outside which cleaned me off and washed away some of the pools of shit in the parking lot. once the rain stopped people started coming back outside. not wanting to have to explain what just happened i decided to wait in the bushes for over an hour and a half. after that i went stealth mode and was taking every route i could that would keep me from having any human contact.

i did a pretty bad job at explaining what happened but i hope some of you will have a good laugh.

TIFU By drinking too much beer