Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i was traveling to my girlfriends in the car which was around a 200 mile drive...

an accident occured roughly 100 and odd miles in and it caused massive traffic jams, i had just been to the services 30 minutes prior so thought i'd be fine and wouldn't need to go to the toilet.

one hour later still no signs of movement and i look on my phone for any news or update.

three hours later am update saying it could be at least another seven hours, at this point i am absoloutely bursting for the toilet, so ding an idea comes to my head (i can't leave the car to pee as i just would not be able to go i am very toilet shy, and there was hundreds of people out of their cars.) i could pee into this large coffee cup and be fine!

i try hold on for another 30 minutes just incase something does happen and the traffic moves.
nope no movement i absoloutely have to pee now.
i pull down my trousers and boxers in the car and erupt a nice steady stream into the coffee cup and all seems well no spillage until i realise... i'm not nearly done and i've filled 90% of the cup.

panic, fear, disgust, all come to mind (i'm a hygiene freak so hated doing this from the start.) i have to do something quick... i know squeeze my penis and stop the flow and just hope i don't pop.

ok in pain but stopped the stream now what do i do? i can't open the door as i have my hand on my penis and my other hand on a brimming cup of piss, people are also walking around the car, so opening the door with dick in hand even though i physically couldn't anyway would like quite bad lol.

i took the risk and just prayed that when i let go of my penis that there wouldn't be much spillage, so i let go... my god the amount was horrible.

all piss soaked my boxers soaked my legs, all ran through onto my new cars leather seats.
i was very upset with myself lol.

i opened the door and emptied the cup when no one was looking and sat in shame for about three hours in my pissy pants.

drove hundred miles in heavy traffic which took three more hours.

today was not a good day.

TIFU by peeing in a large empty Starbucks coffee cup