Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i was reading a few other tifu and recently came across one about a man who accidentally punched his wife in the face while sleeping because of a dream, which  made me remember an event that occurred a couple years ago. so as tradition to posting to tifu here is my fu. i was visiting my then girlfriend ( both of us being 18) who lived with her parents and her two younger sisters on a military base. ive been there for about a week, so far sleeping in the living room, which i didn't mind because i could honestly care less where i slept, and i wake up hours before anyone else. i had then earned the trust of her parents to be able to sleep in her room and promised i wouldn't do anything ( i was also being threatened to get tased and whatnot). however on this night i was having a dream that i was chasing this witch and she had vanished behind a pillar leading to a temple. behind the pillar was a dark hall with others off to the side. i'm not just going to run in and get ambushed, so i thought to myself, " i will run in and punch to the right and kick left." sounds like a plan! so i run in and i punch the dark nothing to the right and kick the air to my left and i felt contact! i got that witch pretty good and she let out a deafening scream! only that it was my girlfriend screaming as loud as she could, so loud that i lost hearing in my left ear for some time. apparently while i kicked the air in my dream, i managed to tangle my feet around my girlfriends foot and extend both of my legs as hard as i could and sprained her foot, almost breaking it. within a second her step father ( navy chief ) comes barging in and glares at me with what looked like the grim reaper behind his shoulders. i sat there  massaging her foot in long sweat pants and no shirt on (because my shirts strangle me in the night) explaining what just happened fast enough to not get a beat down and being lucky enough to have her mom and step dad understand the situation and turning it into a good laugh and a really fun visit.

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