Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: about thirty minutes ago i made a really poor decision. i had just finished eating dinner, stuffed shells with alfredo sauce, and knew my stomach was going to disagree within the hour. i mixed up a glass of baking soda and water to help with my intestinal woes, and was then offered a shot of whiskey by my so. i didn't think for one second that this may have dire consequences, not for one blissfully naive second. i pour myself a chaser of coke, take a swig, and shot the whiskey.
within seconds i'm in bed laying on my left side, bloated and feeling pretty dreadful. i get up and grab a towel, thinking a shower will help relieve the ooky feelings i was dealing with. well, two steps out of my door i'm burping, then throwing up in my mouth. i ran to the bathroom and before i could get into position, vomit is rocketing out of my body with quite a bit of force. so much force that not only was it projecting out of my mouth, but also violently shooting out of my left nostril. it was quick, and relatively silent, as the other 5 people in my house had no idea what massacre was happening in the bathroom. it was also the most mucusy vomit i've ever had to deal with.
unfortunately i shot my stomach's contents all over the toilet seat and bathtub. on the bright side, my sinuses are clear as day now, and my stomach feels fantastic. 

 
i drank baking soda and water to help with digestion, drank some coca cola afterwards, then rocket vomited mucusy vomit all over the bathroom. 

edit:
good morning! i wasn't expecting to wake up to this at all. you guys are really too nice, i never thought i'd wind up here on the front page! i'm glad you all enjoyed my unfortunate tango with baking soda. 

i did learn some things here, which i will be applying to life now. 

mainly

1. don't drink baking soda water after a meal.

TIFU by mixing coca cola and baking soda inside my body.