Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: like most this did not happen today but a quite a few years ago when i was a child/preteen (i cannot remember my exact age)

it was a weekend and i was watching tv by my self on the bottom floor of our three story house. my mum was out, my dad and brother on the third floor and my sister on second floor in her room. being a child/preteen i got hungry and remembered that there was a packet of cookies that had been a cupboard for a while but (i thought) not long enough for them to be off/bad.

i remember eating most of them without a single thought of them being off or bad tasting until i reached the second last one.

lifting it toward my mouth i saw what no one should want to see in a cookie, a maggot. 

it was not moving and it looked dead (not a maggot expert) but i dropped the cookie and sprinted to the kitchen (on the same floor) and imminently start gagging and spitting into the sink. after about 2 or 3 minutes of this i went back and looked at the remaining cookies. there was nothing in the last cookie but was clearly a maggot in a maggot sized hole in the cookie. i promptly threw them into the bin and thought about how long i would remember almost eating a maggot and what a good story it would make while trying not to think about the maggots that i may of just eaten.

so there we go reddit, i almost ate a whole maggot and might of ate many more without noticing, yay.

TIFU by almost eating a maggot (and possibly eating even more)