Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i was sitting on the toilet with a glass of wine in my left hand when all of a sudden an old intrusive compulsion returned to me; the thought of squeezing a glass with my hand until it shattered. i remembered having this compulsion several times in the past, but it always seemed nearly impossible to manage, so i wasn't too worried. i squeezed it a little bit, imagining it shattering in my hands into a big mess; and behold, that's exactly what it did. i actually crushed the glass in my hand at the exact moment that i was thinking about how it possibly couldn't break. luckily, i reacted so quickly that i didn't properly squeeze my hand around the shards, but rather dropped it immediately. i cut my index finger pretty bad in two places, but trust me, that's enough to cause quite a stir when on the toilet with your tiny bathroom floor covered in shards of glass and wine.

at least i discovered a neat way to quickly turn white wine into red wine.

TIFU by grasping a wine glass too tight