Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my fuck up didn't happen today it happened when i was around 12.
ok so, my friend has been bugging me to post this story to reddit for a while now. i'm still kinda new to reddit posting, so bare with me.
at the time that this happened i was around 12 years old and living with my dad and his new wife. my father is a religious nut and, at the time, forced me to wear pajamas to bed. being in the rebellious teenager phase i would usually change back into a fresh pair of jeans and a tee-shirt instead of wearing the pajamas he gave me.
i had recently saved up enough money for a smart phone, as my dad would never let me use the laptop i payed for. he would normally confiscate my electronics before i went to bed, but on this particular night he forgot.
it was well past 12 o clock when i started to look up porn on my phone, and masturbating. my father and his wife were, i thought, asleep for an hour now. i couldn't have been more wrong.
i was completely naked under the covers (i had taken off my pajamas but had them with me under the covers) looking at porn on my phone when i heard the door swing open and the lights clicked on.
my heart stopped for a moment. i peeked my head out of the covers while holding them in a death grip. my dad was standing at the end of the bed.
"i need to make sure you are in your pajamas," he said in an annoyed voice.
i was terrified of what he would do if he caught me masturbating so i decided to take a risk.
"i am wearing them," i told him in a drowsy voice, "get the fuck out of my room! you never trust me with anything!"
his look of annoyance shifted into a look of anger and disgust.
"prove it to me!" he said while pulling at my covers.
i clenched my hands harder around the blankets, trying desperately to hold on to them.
"go fuck yourself!" i yelled at him, "cause i doubt your wife ever does!"
he stormed out of my room and down the hall to rouse my stepmother.
i knew i didn't have much time, so i felt frantically under the covers. i managed to find the pile my clothes were in and grabbed the first thing i could find. i pulled it out, and to my dismay it was the shirt! i threw the shirt on, and by the time i got my head through the hole, my dad walks in with his wife.
i don't remember the exact conversation that we had but it was something along the lines of my stepmom saying, "you don't talk to your father that way,' and me saying something along the lines of, "fuck off, you aren't my mom!" while my father occasionally tried to rip the covers off.
after what seemed like an eternity they both gave up and stormed out of my room. when i heard their bedroom door close, i grabbed my pj bottoms and slipped them on.
i deleted my search history, hid my phone under my pillow, and tried to get some sleep.
needless to say i had blue balls for a few days from fear of getting caught again.

TIFU by not wearing PJs