Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so like usual this happened about a year ago and not today. 

so i woke up it was a normal day. woke up took a shower and was ready to drive to school. i step out on the back deck and decided i wasn't going to wait to take a piss, why not i live in the country and no one will see me. so i unzip, unleash the mighty wizard and start to drain his power. it just so happened that my parents had scheduled our fence to be built in the early morning before they went to work. so as i was pissing on the fence repair man he yelled and i immediately looked straight down into his eyes. he went from my dick to my eyes at least 3 times before we shared a 10 second stare down. i tried to act like nothing happened and started to waddle back into the house with my pants still unzipped and my bladder half full. 

i didn't go to school that day i was terrified to even come out of my room. at least he didn't charge extra for the bath... 

new rule never piss anywhere but the toilet or be prepared to face the consequences.

edit: also,

TIFU by having the most awkward staring contest ever.