Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i have had a gnarly cold for the past week, i have been coughing up a shit storm every day and i've been fucking miserable. every night i have been getting maybe 4 hours or less of sleep, and even during those measly hours i wake up coughing violently. 

yesterday i went to the doctor and she gave me guaifenesin/codeine so i can actually sleep through the night. after getting home from work at 530pm, i took a dose and watched family guy until i passed out (i always can fall asleep while watching family guy). i woke up around 8pm made some food and watched more family guy until i got drowsy again around 10pm. 

although i knew that leaving the couch while i'm about to fall asleep would make it harder to go to sleep in bed, i took the chance and went upstairs with the computer to watch more shows. 

i went straight to bed without brushing my teeth and started watching cupcake wars which, frustratingly, i found to be too engrossing to fall asleep to. 

eventually it was 2am and i still felt wide awake, so i took another dose of codeine. i got up and peed for the 7th time since i got into bed and i brushed my teeth.

i watched a couple more episodes of cupcake wars then got fed up and decided i had better put family guy back on so i can fall asleep, at this time it was probably 3am. 

i was still coughing pretty violently before i went to sleep, drifting into sleep only to be interrupted by more coughing. 

when i woke up, i looked outside and it looked as if the sun was just about to rise. i went downstairs to get my phone charger because my phone had been dead all night, and i quickly checked the clock's face in the kitchen which read "5:20". 

not surprised that i had yet another shitty couple hours of sleep, i went upstairs to get my boyfriend's computer from the guest room. (he has been sleeping in the guest room recently because of my incessant coughing).
 
i tip-toed into the room, saw a pile of blankets and my cat sleeping soundly. but something wasn't right, "that blanket pile is not big enough for a man to be under", i thought, so i turned on the light and was surprised to not find him there. i knew he wasn't on the couch downstairs either, so when i looked outside and saw his car was gone too, i started to get upset. i decidedly was going to turn my phone on and call him to see where the fuck he was at this hour, even if i had to wake him up. 

while i was waiting for my phone to turn on, a surge of angry, paranoid thoughts were going through my head: "why didn't he leave a message, or call? what the fuck is he doing leaving at 5 in the morning? what if he has been doing this all week and i just noticed today? that cheating bastard!"
i turned on the computer to find google maps open with an address marked down, convinced that's where his cheating liar's lair is, i started going though scenarios in my head like, "what if i just drove there right now and knocked on the door in a blaze of fury...".

finally my phone turned on and no message from him, so i called right away, after about 6 rings, expecting a groggy voice he answered quickly with, "hey, i'm at work. what's up?"

still completely incredulous i answered, "why are you at work so early?"
scoffing he said, "dude, it's 5 in the afternoon"
"what?"
"i got to go, bye."
"no! wait wha-" click. 
so i finally looked at my phone "5:30pm". and i started to panic. 
i had work from 2-5:30pm which means i completely slept though my shift, and through a whole day. 

i started running around the house in a panic and called my boss and apologized profusely, completely on the verge of tears. he said that they were just "worried" and that he'll see me on monday. my supervisor just laughed at me and said, "you probably just took too much cough syrup."

that's exactly what i did. exactly.

TIFU by finally getting a good night's sleep