Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as my username should tell you right off the bat, i'm a very prodigious saxophone player who takes his craft with the utmost respect and care. however, with the instrument and the mouthpiece comes the responsibility of maintaining the ability to deepthroat your mouthpiece in its entirety, as a tool to keep yourself engaged in otherwise tedious rehearsals (i play the baritone saxophone, for you band nerds who know how boring the parts can be.)

so, anyway, cue the tedium that comes with playing the instrument and sitting through yet another 45 minute high woodwind sectional, and i'm blissfully aware of my obligations to my friends to keep them entertained by deepthroating my mouthpiece. today, i figured i'd put on a bit of a show for them, and instead of going through my usual warmup routine, i went straight in for the full mouthpiece (about 5 inches if i had to venture a guess, but the girth and wooden reed digging into your throat is the real challenge.) 

of course, this was a bad idea.

i gagged upon initial entry of the mouthpiece hitting the back of my throat, as per usual when i attempt this sort of thing, but i kept pushing myself to take in even more of the mouthpiece, as i usually have a good few seconds before the real deal shows up. however, due to allergies, i was in a weak state today, leading me to immediately projectile vomit all over the oboe player in front of me. now, the problem comes when my surprise of having vomited inhibits my ability to remove the saxophone from my mouth, as i am in such awe of my miscalculation of my endurance that i leave the saxophone in the back of my mouth, causing me to projectile vomit yet again all over the front row, at which point i forcefully rip the saxophone from my mouth, slamming it into the stand and promptly knocking it into the oboe player's face, giving her a bloody, and later as it turns out, broken, nose. needless to say, the look on my band director's face was that of absolute despair, and, her not having the knowledge of how this had happened, promptly sent me up to the nurse to check out. my friends, however, will always know the truth of how i ruined the oboe player's shirt and her nose.

TIFU by deepthroating my saxophone mouthpiece