Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this is actually my first post, so apologies for bad formatting or whatever - although this actually happened just yesterday unlike quite a few fuck ups.  

okay so i was at my friend's house (i'll call him jay), and he lives out in the countryside with his parents (were still teens).  recently though, hes had the plumber in to fix the sewage system.  as they live so far from any sewage plants, they have a septic tank on their property - this was the problem that required the plumber.  so the pipe connecting the house to the tank in the the middle of the garden was now lying half above ground, exposed and with the top half of it removed (imagine a waterslide).  jay had been waiting all week to show me what happened when he took a shit.  he emerged from his house and beckoned me to the pipe, where his poop slid down it much to his amusement, before disappearing below ground into the septic tank.  it was beautiful.  he was the proud father of this champion watersliding turd.  
so anyway we move on and start playing a bit of soccer in his yard, being careful to avoid the cracked cover of the septic tank which we had been told to steer clear of.  however after a few tentative steps, we soon realize that this manhole cover wont give  under our weight and continue messing around without the fear of the broken cover.  
alas, there it was.  
one misplaced step.  
i could feel the two plates give under the weight of my right leg - like some sort of prey caught in an aboriginal trap.  i was dragged into this murky tank of every waste product that is drained from your house, and, of course, fresh shit.  i was standing waist deep in jay's family's shit.  i froze.  i was too horrified to move, too horrified to haul myself out.  i turned to him, a look of helplessness across my face.  but no, he ran straight for his house, getting his family to come join him as he laughed at me.  i was paralyzed.  there was no escaping without assistance.  and there it was, his family came out the front door - jay, his brother, his mom and dad, the works - to be greeted with the sight of myself, half submerged in their own shit.  
once i was finally rescued from my excrement purgatory and hosed down, i limped to my car and began the drive home in nothing but jay's old underwear.  defeated, pride gone.

TIFU by playing in my friend's yard.