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Input: I often watch my brother's doggos and they sometimes get poop in their buttflap fur, so I cut off the offending wisps of hair (sometimes with cemented-in poopsicles upon arrival). They also like to poop on the steep hillside in my yard, dragging their tail and long buttlap fur in the poop as they go. My own dog stopped having buttflap-poop issues since I properly groom/trim the affected area, and he could probably star in a Charmin commercial. After a particularly shitty incident that could not easily be resolved with a towel, bath, nor hose, I had to cut out a sizable chunk of his dog's lovely flowing rear locks and then evened it out somewhat (buttflap/tail hair only). My brother is quite displeased and consequently accuses me of having "neuroses." He prefers his dogs' hair long and wants me to give the dog a bath each time this happens. However, that isn't always reasonable and poop-smeared furniture in my house is where I draw the line. 

trimming my brother's dog's poopy buttflap fur