Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i work at a hospital for the criminally insane. most of the people i work with committed major crimes when they were really sick. i mean like serious mental illness. hearing voices that make them do things no normal person would do. people have to be really sick to wind up at my hospital.

there are these scientologist lawyers who represent the mentally ill who don't want treatment, for free. apparently scientology doesn't believe in psychology or taking medicine for mental illness. they decided to start lawsuits against staff who try to treat these really sick people. luckily i'm not important enough to be involved in that level of crap.

i pretty much get along with everyone. i guess one patient decided i might be helpful in a lawsuit so these lawyers decided to send a private investigator to my home. now my mom is all freaked out. i'm not sure how to convince her there is nothing to worry about, just because a criminally insane person i worked with and scientologist lawyers know where we live.

TIFU for helping mentally ill people who have scientologist lawyers