Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened quite a while ago, during the summer before second grade. a couple weeks prior to the incident, my family brought my grandma's old picnic table over to our house. this table had metal legs and at the end of the leg the metal was rough and bent. we had it sitting on its side under an apple tree, the legs facing out. 

my sister and i loved playing under the apple tree and the table was a great addition to play on. confidently, i stepped up on the thin side of the picnic table, using it as a balance beam. i thought my balance was impeccable, but after a few steps i started getting wobbly. two more steps and i lost my footing. as i began to fall towards the side where the legs were sticking out, i grabbed a tree branch (as if that would help somehow). my descent ended with my ballsack landing right on the end of the sharp, rough, metal table leg. i clutched my torn coin purse and ran inside the house, told my parents and was taken to the er to get my manhood sewn together. 

six stitches later and i got to spend the rest of my summer walking with my legs 8 inches apart and putting neosporin on my sack wound. i was embarrassed and my dad found it hilarious. still have the scar. glad i can laugh about it now, because in the moment, i thought it was the end of the world.

TIFU by tearing my scrotum open. NSFW