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Input: Okay, so the title sounds a bit fucked up, sorry. TL;DR at the bottom. Also, really sorry if my writing is shit.

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Let me preface this with a bit of info about my Mom. We don't have the best of relationships, she's emotionally abusive and can generally be a very nasty person. Throughout my entire life, especially during childhood, she took some extremely idiotic decisions pertaining to her sex life, such as but not limited to: having sex in the same room as her 9 year old child, who's bed is across from hers... multiple times. Fucking with her door wide open, midday shall I add.

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Essentially she has made me hear and see some pretty nasty shit from an early age and I'm fed up, just wish she had at least closed her door a couple of times lmao. I'm sure a lot of people have though, so I'm probably just being a baby about it.

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She doesn't really get boyfriends often due to, as I mentioned before, her being kinda shitty. So this morning, I wake up and lie in bed for an hour and hear her current (married) 'friend' come to visit her. He somehow found our house despite her never telling him, which I found was really creepy, but besides the point. I decided it's probably time for me to get up as it's 1 PM. So I do.

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As I open my bedroom door, it dawns on me that they are fornicating on the fuckin' couch. I know this full well but, man, am I done with this nasty behaviour from her. I didn't really think twice about it and just came downstairs, the couch is in full view of the stairs so... my eyes are filled with the full view of his ass, I'm cringing thinking about it. I say, as politely as I can, "Can y'all not fuck on the couch, that's fuckin' nasty."

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She's in disbelief over it and obviously feels very humiliated, which I guess was my end goal here, to teach her a lesson? Anyway, I head for my PC and she keeps asking me very awkwardly, what I'm doing up at this time. It is one (1) in the AFTERNOON (PM). She knew FULL well that I would be up at that time, and even acknowledged it afterwards.

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Anyway, he leaves awkwardly- I'd never met him before that so, that was a pretty good first impression. 

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My Mom comes over to talk to me, trying to laugh it off but she obviously feels embarrassed. She tells me jokingly that they didn't get to 'finish' (in French so I can't really translate too well sorry!), and it makes me feel kinda shitty for messing with her rare hook up.

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I feel pretty bad about it... but one part of me feels satisfied for making HER feel embarrassed for once. Still, one part of me tells me I should've just stayed in my room until they were done.

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TL;DR: **Mom tried to have a rare hook up on the couch, at 1 PM. I was fed up with seeing/hearing her do nasty shit, so I came downstairs, despite knowing they were having sex... just to make her feel embarrassed for once.**

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So, Reddit, AITA for messing with my Mom's rare chance at a hook up? 

blue-balling my mom