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Input: Text: this happened a few days ago.

i was on my way to our base (i live on a american army base in germany) from a soccer game on a bus that was provided for my team (i'm 15 f) and it was not crowded at all. just ten of my team mates, the coach, and the bus driver. 

we stopped at burger king to get something to eat since all of us brought money and we were hungry. i ordered chicken nuggets, a large soda, and fries. all was well and we got back on the bus after we ate. 

about ten minutes later, i had to use the bathroom. i thought i could hold it in for the next 2 hours. boy was i wrong. thirty minutes later, i thought my bladder was going to burst. i literally had a lump in my throat and i felt like crying. 

i brought the soda on the bus and it was halfway full. i obviously wasn't thinking straight since i had the brilliant idea to pee in the cup while the bus was moving...

i said i wanted to go to sleep since i was tired and moved to the very front of the bus. the seats in front of me was close together so the bus driver couldn't see anything. i gulped down the rest of my soda pulled my baggy soccer pants down and attempted to do it. i got too paranoid and then got the brilliant idea to ask my friend to borrow her blanket. she brought a blanket since it was cold that morning and she tried to sleep.

i went back to the back of the bus, got her blanket and went back to the front. i wrapped the blanket around me, thankful it was big. i had to slant the cup a little so i didn't have to lift my ass too much. 

then while im peeing in my burger king cup, my friend comes, sits beside me and asks if i also wanted to use her pillow, which she held out to me. she did this as i was peeing... in a burger king cup... under her blanket. 

i held my panic back and thanked her and took a arm out from under the blanket and took the pillow. she smiled and went back. if she looked down, she defiantly would've noticed something was weird. 

after i was done, i felt beyond relieved and happy that i peed and didn't get caught. i put the lid back on the cup and the straw back in. i tucked it in my bag with my cleats, shin guards, and long socks. i didn't even bother zipping it up.

this is where the fu happens.

i went back to the back of the bus and said i couldn't sleep. i put my bag in my seat and went to join my friends.

the bus driver slams on the brakes, the cup of pee flies out of  my bag and spills everywhere. my heart stops. 

everybody laughs, thinking i just spilled my soda. the bus driver curses and my coach throws me a roll of paper towels from the front of the bus. my friend said she'll help and at this point i'm cursing her for her generosity.

i tell her it's fine but she's insisting she should help. there's nothing i could do except let her mop up my pee. she stops and sniffs the paper towel. 

"this smells funny. i thought you got dr pepper at burger king?" she says. i shrug and pray that she let it go. 

then the rest of my team mates start sniffing the air too. i prayed that they didn't put two and two together. 

"did you get ice? this is warm" my friend says since the pee was seeping through the paper towel and she felt the warmth. i thought it was pretty disgusting but i shrugged it off.

after we cleaned up, a boy yells "holy shit she peed in the cup!" and everyone turns to look at me. 

long story short, i quit my soccer team and now cry while eating nutella. fml

td;lr peed in a cup, pee spills everywhere, had to quit soccer out of humiliation.

TIFU by peeing in a cup on a bus