Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok so i had to create a reddit account just to tell the internet about this. happened 2 days ago on friday while at the office.

so you know when you have this sneeze brewin' up in your nose, and then it goes away without you being able to sneeze? losing that precious sneeze is one of the worst feelings. so i've developed this technique to avoid losing them sneezes, and that is basically looking at some bright lights. sunlight works best for sure.

anyways i was at work (in an open landscape office) and i felt this huuuge sneeze coming. i felt it was gonne be spectacular, and you know what they say a sneeze is like 1/8th of an orgasm or whatever. well this one was gonna be a 1/4th for sure. like you know when you havent jerked off in 2 weeks you know you're gonna blow the biggest load. well this was like that except with your nose instead of your dick. i probably hadn't sneezed in a while or something.

so me being generally out of luck lately of course i get the tingling feeling in my nose that i might lose this long-awaited sneeze. im thinking hell nah, no fucking way this ones getting away. its dark as hell out now in desember so i cant look out the window at the sun, so i immediately look for another source of light. i look up at the ceiling and we have these half-bright, wide, standard office lamps. i still feel this sneeze in there but it just aint doin it for me.. i need to get closer to that lamp. i quickly grab my chair (all this is happening in a matter of seconds) and climb onto it. i get closer to the lights and i can feel it. it's coming. oh boy is it coming.

right when im about to blow my noseload i hear a voice behind me. its my boss' voice. well not exactly the boss, but the boss' right hand. kinda like the assistant to the manager. 
"what the fuck are you doing?" i turn around on instinct just as i start sneezing. i see my life flashing before my eyes during these milliseconds. i let out the biggest sneeze of my life followed by a loud "atschoooo". 

i open my eyes and see the manager right in front of me, yelling  cursewords loudly and frantically wiping his face. i had just fucking sneezed the biggest, gooeyest sneeze of my life right in my boss' face. my heart is pounding. it was a somewhat delightful sight as hes a bit of a douche but at the same time frightening. i look around the office from my high seat position on the chair and see the looks of my coworkers, most shocked, some laughing.

i immediately climb down my chair to hand him some cleanex from my desk and start apologizing. he says "stop talking", and quickly walks off without saying anything else. im pretty sure he hates my guts. i figure ill give it like 10 minutes and ill go to his office, but hes not there anymore and the workday is over, weekend is here. i havent seen or heard from him since friday and im a little nervous to show up for work tomorrow..

 

edit: just got home from work. when i arrived this morning one of my coworkers said the manager wanted to see me in his office lol. i immediately started panicking a little. i went into his office and he greeted me with a simple hello and held a straight face, no smile, nothing. this went on for like 15 seconds of awkward silence before he smiled and started laughing. he told me its all good and just wanted to fuck with me for a couple seconds. we had a good talk for like 20mins and were just laughing and joking about the whole incident. i felt like i got to know him better and was really glad he took it so well!

TIFU by sneezing.