Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: the day was may 4th, 2014 and i was getting sick of watching my minnesota wild get destroyed by the chicago blackhawks in playoff hockey.  luckily, the minnesota weather was unseasonably warm, so i decided to go shoot some baskets at the local court.  this was a place i liked to go because one of the hoops was slightly lower, which meant i could actually dunk a basketball on it.  the normal 10 foot rims are like dikembe mutombo to me.

not 5 minutes after getting there, i decide it's time to dunk on the only rim i can dunk on (at the time). of course, being early may in minnesota, the ground was wet.  i didn't take that into account when i ran up with the ball in my hand, and when i tried to jump up, i slipped backwards really hard, falling on my left hand. 
i immediately felt a shock go through my body.  when i looked at my hand, the bone was all sorts of fucked up.  

knowing it was broken brought me back to a realization, i didn't have insurance.  this was just after the whole obamacare website fiasco, when it wouldn't work.  i spent a lot of time trying to create an account about a month and a half earlier.  after it wouldn't work, i told myself "oh well, i never get injured." karma must have been really pissed off at me, because not only did i break my hand, the surgery didn't work (it healed at an angle... i didn't find out until the day i was supposed to get my cast off), and i had to have it re-broken and have a plate put in.  if that's not bad enough, the stitches ripped open after the second surgery, and then got infected.  i still have a messed up indent in my left arm from the infection, that won't go away unless i have a minor surgery to get it stitched up... that day i fucked up... playing basketball ... by myself ... 

i managed to get the 12 thousand dollar bill down to two thousand after some haggling with the hospital, and instantly got insurance by calling the place (but it doesn't back pay!), that insurance paid for the second surgery and all the check ups with the hand specialist.  still, that was a costly mistake.  thank you minnesota sports.. at least we have the lynx...

TIFU and broke my hand/wrist