Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i wake up, eat breakfast, pretty much a normal day. then i randomly run into a door, which gives me a lovely bump right in the middle of my forehead and a decent headache. i'm normally not a very clumsy person, but today, for whatever reason, my body decided to spaz out at every chance it got. anyway, i'm driving to my morning swim practice still wincing at the bump on my head. i get to practice, do the normal workout, and when we take a break to practice flip turns i completely fuck up, turn too close to the wall and slam my ankles onto the pool deck instead of into the water. yay. for the rest of the day, every time i step i cringe and i'm doing a halfway limp to try and minimize the pain.  later that day, i'm rushing to get to work, running a little late so i call my boss and she says it's no biggie. when i arrive, i get to the parking lot, open the door of my truck, and drop both my keys and my schedule on the ground.  i'm a little flustered because i'm already late and i really do not have time for this shit.  i jump out and pick up my keys, but the schedule blows under my truck, so i bend over to try and find it. now, the pants i'm wearing are a kinda casual pair of business-y capri/pants that are a little bit snug, which i like because they make my butt look nice.  as i bend over, the pants rip. they must have a little too snug.  not just a little tear or hole either, they fucking rip on the seam that is pretty much a line down my butt all the way from the top of the pants to my crotch area. fuck. also, i'm wearing a thong so i'm flashing my ass to everyone behind me. also, i'm on my period, so my lovely feminine products are there for the world to see. great. the only upside was that my boss laughed so hard at my bruised forehead, semi-limp, and torn pants that she completely forgot about the fact that i was 30 minutes late.

TIFU multiple times.