Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: let's just start by saying this happened when i was 8, and we still laugh about it.

my siblings and i were visiting my newly married aunt and uncle during the summer. it was a beautiful day so we all decided to go for a hike and then hit ihop later.

the hike itself was nice and relaxing, we were walking on a fairly steep trail running alongside a river. the path was wide enough that people on bikes or whatever could pass us.

now on to the fuck up:
i was enjoying the scenery when a family with a dog came jogging by. keep in mind that i was terrified of dogs, so naturally i ran away but in my mind, my plan was to grab hold of a near by tree and get behind it. 

so i reached for the tree but missed and tumbled down the slope nearing the flowing river. as i was rolling, i saw everyone's expressions change to a look of horror. obviously my aunt was thinking how she was going to explain to my mother how her son died. 

so anyway, i reach the bottom of the slope and i stop just feet away from a giant boulder. i get up and assess the damage, no broken bones just bloody knees and elbows and my favorite blue shirt was ruined. 

my aunt wanted to come and get me but my uncle said i should come up myself. so as i climbed up the slope, a good 30 feet or so everyone was relieved that i was okay. 

we quickly wipe off the blood and we make our way to the end river where it opens up to a lake. i start washing off my blood when i see a cool stick, and as any 8 year old, i grab it but it sticks out its tongue and slithers away. almost fuck up number 2.

we get home and i take a shower. my uncle puts some purple ointment on my wounds and then we go to ihop, except i didn't want to go out in public with purple spots all over me, so i wear a shirt and pants. mind you, it was nearing 30+ degrees outside so i was sweating. ihop was fun and then we told my mom what happened and she almost had a heart attack.  

that was one thing i'll never forget and a lot of cool things happened on my other trips to my aunt and uncle's house.

TIFU By rolling off of a hill and almost falling into a river... All because of a dog