Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: in my infinite wisdom, during my first drug test, i pissed in the toilet, and then decided to sort of "scoop" the piss-water mixture out. not like i didnt know to pee in the cup, my brain just told me to do something else. needless to say, i feel absolutely fucking retarded.

TIFU a simple drug test.