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Input: Text: this happened about 30 years ago, but the crisco expired about 35 years ago.  i was a cub scout, and one of the annual events was a bake-off, where each scout makes a cake which is then auctioned off for charity, usually back to parents or others in scout community.  as i was still under 10, i wasn't ready to use an over by myself, so my father, who isn't a bad cook, was assisting me.  

i'm not sure how we decided what type of cake i was going to make, but we ended up making a black forest chocolate cake, probably with a [recipe close to this one](http://www.crisco.com/recipes/black-forest-chocolate-cake-4259).  not the most difficult recipe, but one of the steps was greasing the pan.  we didn't have spray on oil, but we did have a big tub of crisco in our pantry.  my dad told me to grab it, so i did, and being somewhat ocd i saw and mentioned it was expired.  my dad said not to worry about it, that it should still be fine. 

it would not be fine.  we finished the recipe, and it baked up beautifully, looking just like the picture.  on looks alone, this cake was a winner.  on smell, however, it was clear something was really, really wrong with this cake.  my mom noticed it right away, and asked my dad what happened.  i chimed in to suggest it was the expired crisco, while my dad tried to downplay it.  when my mom looked at the crisco can, and saw how old it was (years, not days), she was immediately with me that that had to be the cause.  

by this point, it was about an hour before we need to be there, and we didn't have time to make another.  i can't show up without a cake, or with a store bought one, else i'll let the troop down, so my my dad comes up with a plan.  since it'll be an auction, all we need to do is buy the cake ourselves and dispose of it.  it'll probably go for $5 or $10, so not a problem.  

when we get there, my dad and i go off to submit the cake for the eventual auction.  while we're away, my mom decides to tell my best friend's mom about our problem and our plan.  this was a big mistake, as my best friend's mom was evil.  when my cake comes up for auction, my mom bids on it.  suddenly, though, she's out bid by best friend's mom.  she knows we won't let it go to someone else, so she wants to give my mom a bit of a hard time.  my mom raises her bid, and she counters.  now you've got a bidding war for what looks to be a very delicious cake, and other people start bidding, not knowing the problems within.  after many rounds of bidding, my parents manage to buy it for just over $100 (roughly $200 in today's money).  

we get the cake home, and it goes immediately in the trash.  we made other cakes over the years, but i don't recall another black forest chocolate cake, and i don't think we had crisco in the house ever again.

TIFU by baking a $100 cake with expired Crisco