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Input: I'll make this short (and apologies for bad grammar/punctuation) 
cast - Me (Jim), Julia, Alex, Sam(who wasn't my friend. she was invited by Alex)
these aren't our real names and for context, were all about 15-16

The cast and I were joking around and talking about crushes one night over FaceTime and whatnot when Julia decided to ask everyone about current and past crushes. I was the last to talk about my crushes and I listed off a few bames of celebrities, cartoon characters, and a friend or two I haven't named (they will be FR1 and FR2).

as we keep chatting I notice Sam wasn't talking anymore. 
Me- Hey Sam, something the matter?
Sam- you have crushes on FR1 and FR2?
Me- Yeah. I used to.
Sam- you shouldn't ever have a petty crush on close friends. it just seems wrong.
Me- I don't understand how you would ever think that but ok

and I tried to get off the topic as I and the others were getting uncomfortable. it gets closer to 3am when Sam yelled HOW COULD YOU LIKE YOUR FRIENDS LIKE THAT??? 
me-BECAUSE IM YOUNG AND HORMONES SUCK. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE
s- *still yelling but caps are needed for emphasis (sorry I'm new to Reddit and idk)* because it's not fair that you choose favorite friends like that! doing that makes us GOOD friends feel left out!
Julia- you're the only one that feels that way


I'm sure more happened but I have bad anger issues and left so I wouldn't break anything.
I probably shouldn't have but I want to know, am I the asshole??

being attracted to my friends