Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i work night shift at a factory that provides the padding for the box-spring bed you sleep on. on our final startup i placed my hand on the needle loom apron (think strips of bamboo riveted to belts of leather type conveyor belt) my thumb wandered underneith it and got caught in the sprocket. at this point in time i am yelling as my thumb enjoys this involentery ride 180 degrees between 6" of steel and bamboo leather and rivetts. when i get my precious thumb back it looks flattened and mangled. after applying my factory famous "30 secong field dressing" (factory provided rag (1/4 of an old shirt) and duct tape) for the inflamation, i finished shift. came home and unwraped this: http://i.imgur.com/92iq2zz.jpg. [mild bleedy nsfw]

update: it is more than fun in shower!

Tifu by not paying attention at work