Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hello reddit, english is not my first language and i'm kinda shaken right now so sorry for poor grammar/writing, but i need to get this off my chest.

so, i fucked up immensely. today in school i think i almost blinded my friend. he was in front of me and i, like the idiot i am, was waving my scarf in the air (kind like a whip) and hit him in the eye, unwillingly of course. i want to die. he told me he's fine, his vision is blurry but it's getting better, at least so he says. he's an awesome guy, he didn't look angry at me, but i can tell that he hates me. i ruined a friendship and i'm terribly scared for his eye. i already apologized a trillion times and offered to do anything for him, but i won't be able to give him his eye back if it gets hurt. later i messaged him and he said that his eye still hurts but he can see fine, but still. i don't think our friendship will ever be the same. and it was all because of me being a dumb fucking cunt. i don't know what to do...fuck...

TIFU by almost blinding my friend