Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today i fucked up..

coming back from running a few errands i was getting out of the elevator and bobbled my keys while trying to pick out the one to my unit. i watched them fall out of my hand in slow motion, and head towards the crack in between the front of the elevator and the floor to the building. i probably could have stopped them while they fell but i was almost incredulous that something so ludicrous could happen.

but instead i watched them catch on the edge. sit there for a moment. and plummet into darkness. i then got to relish in every click and clang as they made the way down five stories to the bottem of the shaft below. 

i stood there for a solid ten seconds mouth agape like a bumbling moron...as it sunk in i couldn't get into my apartment. couldn't use my car, couldn't get into work even, and it was 8pm at night. 

i called the emergency services line and left a message telling this ridiculous story. manuel just called a few minutes ago to let me know he is currently working on a chiller for the air conditioning (i live in phoenix) and that it would probably be another hour until he could even see what he could do. i've researched online and short of some magnet tied to a string and hangar james bond shit my only options are...

a. pay an elevator tech to come out tomorrow. wait around for him after my girlfriend drops me off on the way to work at 7:15 tomorrow morning until he gets there. (remember it gets hot out here in the summer) and pay the guy minimum $150 to take ten minutes of his time to throw a key in the elevator (ironic) to make it stop on a higher floor so he can climb down and get them. 

or..

b.  hope manuel can at least let me in my place tonight and see how much itll cost me to get rekeyed (minimum 75) by the complex, get new keys and fob for my car, and new work keys in the morning. 

either way im pissed right now, sitting at my girlfriend's watching her clean because she's been sick and her place is a disaster. 

yes i know i should have had an extra set. my girlfriend used to but we had a long drawn out argument a few months back and she gave back my extra set...i keep forgetting to give them back to her. fucked up there too. 



icing on the cake: replaying gta4 and just beat the coke mission for elizabeth first try (for those not a fan of gta this can be a 20 to 30 minute mission) and didnt save before i left. so...my playstation will be shutting down soon and probably not correctly auto saving....so yea.

TIFU by dropping my keys down the elevator shaft.