Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: Jesus the title sounds like a porno.


Once upon a time, there was this chick I did not like. Why I didn't like her? Because she was loved.

Was it jealousy?

Maybe so. I came to grips with that.

Was it zhe big titties?

Maybe. But I do NOT gamble with maybes.

Was it annoyance?

Yes indeed.

Fast forward two years, we became close friends and I caught a girl who's one cool gal.

My friend however, gonna call her Marie, kept changing guys like they were socks. She's not a ho by any means, I promise. She dates people and moves on when shit goes awry. Sometimes it's not her fault and she be with assholes, realizes that and yeets.

But this one dude named...Richard came into play and fuck shit up. Richard didn't have a good...emotional mindset to rejection.

Richard comes outta nowhere and starts taking her out to each, taking her out for her birthday, driving her wherever, all that jazz. I didn't care. In school, they started showing affection. At first it was a hug and a loving hand hold departure, now it's a full makeout session. I don't care.

I don't have any beef with that. I don't care. Just as long I can look away and continue bout my day. 

They weren't together. He didn't want the title of boyfriend of Marie. Of... Marie... Okay.

She found his "secondary" social media page after a friend alerted her about it and I was flabbergasted off of what I saw.

Richard's Bio basically said, "I love Black Porn and I'm single." She was in Awe. Fetish for black bitches. We had a long ass convo about meeting good guys and not nice guys. I didn't care if I was a goddamn hypocrite, but I said it's better if she's single so she can focus on her dream of becoming travel scientist.

Coupl' month later, they dating. Welp.
I thought they were dating because he trapped her into the relationship because she didn't want to feel responsible for whatever his emotional meltdown could be. It could be violence against others or himself, exposing her secrets yadda yadda. This was just my theory based on previous experiences with his "LoVe LiFe". And this is where the situation gets my attention.

I told my girlfriend that even though I find all humans to be art, he's fucking garbage and they he should get lost in hell.

My theory was proven wrong, and she wants him to be (basically) sugar daddy

I told my friend we shouldn't give her any advice on her relationship because we already tried.

AITA for thinking that way or am I too protective of my friend?

WIBTA for letting the castle break on it own? I don't want anything to do with it now. 









letting a friend go in too deep