Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it all started because i could not sleep last night, i have periodic bouts of insomnia, and last night was the beginning of one such battle. in either case, i had to be up at 5 am, therefore sleep aids were out of the question, so i decided to woman up and just pull an all nighter/all day. i took my multivitamin and a fat burner pill, and drank 3 cups of coffee, took 2 caffeine pills, and pulled through to 6. at this point i was succumbing to the yawns so i drank about 4 more cups of coffee,  ate a bagel and went my merry way to work. as a massage therapist i happen to work at a well known spa, and am considered very good at what i do. however, this morning i had an 8 am two hour couples deep tissue, and right as i walked in, i could feel my stomach begin to cramp, my butt cheeks began to clench, and so i held  that position... for the remaining 2 hrs. meanwhile, my fat burning pill is causing me to sweat profusely, my body is contorted into the most uncomfortable, keep my butt cheeks closed position possible, all while i am trying to do a deep tissue massage on a, wait for it, body builder. 

gradually little farts escape and the clinic room begins to stink, my stomach is making audible angry noises, and i am starting to feel light headed and see little black spots. 

i finally make it to the half way point, and am channeling the spirit of the little engine that could, i think i can, i think i can! 

all i can think about it letting go, counting down the minutes until i can finally use the restroom.
50 to go.
30.
10.
5.
and right at the end, with only 3 minutes to go. i sit myself. and my client knows, i know, the other therapist knows... 

and now i am sitting in shame in the restroom, trying to figure my next move out. waiting for my bf to bring me pants.

TIFU by drinking am entire pot of coffee right before giving a two hour deep tissue massage. (I am a Licensed Massage Therapist)