Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened last thursday. 
my buddy picks me up for band rehearsal after a long day of work, as he often does, and we get a little high and a little drunk before we leave as we often do. everything is nice and smooth and we chat peacefully in the car and then all of the sudden it strikes me:

- man where's my fucking bass???
- oops! it's not in the car man you didn't take it?
- oh no i've left it on the sidewalk wtf.

at that point the explanation is obvious to me: i put the bass against a wall right outside my place while i closed the gate and just left like a moron, leaving my bass available for anyone passing by. i then call my gf to see if she has it and she tells me she'll be home from work in 5 minutes. since we're almost at the rehearsal room, we decide to finish the road and call from there. then after 5 minutes which seemed like 2 hours i call her back.

- so (gasp) you have my bass?
- no i'm opening the door right now.
- don't go inside!!! look outside! it has to be outside!
- (looks for it a little) it's not there...
- shit someone stole it, i left my precious bass outside and someone took it... what have i done? fuuuuck...

at this point i lose reception on the cell phone for some reason (perfect timing i must say!) and can't get a hold of her for 5 more minutes (that seemed 6 months). i'm now all stressed out walking back and forth and hitting the redial button frantically. then when i finally manage to get her on the phone again:

- hey so did you find it??
- the bass was not outside the house.
- (nearly crying) oh no my precious bass, fuck nooooo...
- it was inside the house
- what you have my bass?
- yeah it seems you just left without it...
- what?? why didn't you just say so directly instead of telling me it wasn't outside nearly giving me a heart attack?? wtf!!
- just chill i've got your bass.
- aaaah why you torture me like that? are you stupid??

and then as i was cursing at her and raging with anger it suddenly occurred to me that i was being unfair to her, that english isn't even her first language, that my bass was found and that i was the only dumbass in that story... and not doing any good by making an ass of myself...
so i apologized to her pathetically and felt like shit about it since then... good news is she forgives me and that i got my bass back!

TIFU by forgetting my bass to rehearsal and getting all upset at my innocent GF for nothing