Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: for starters i work at a restaurant with a southern menu. lots of fried food essentially. moving on, i'm at home prepping some green chile stew. i need slow cooked pork for the recipe so i bought a pork shoulder, seasoned, seared, and slow cooked it. obviously, upon it's finishing, i have to taste it. amazing! pretty sure i've never done it this well. as i'm sealing most of it away in freezer bags i keep on eating it. moving on...

i wake up the next day feeling nothing to bad. i work evenings in a kitchen so i had a lot of time to chill. i go into work at 3 pm. immediately i realize my chef has left pulled pork in the oven for me to pull out (and of course taste). so good it makes me question what i did wrong for mine. now i realize that we are running low on pork belly. so i grab a slab of that and season it up and throw it in the oven. it cooks all night, 4-9 anyway. i have to taste it when it comes out, right? very good, it's basically bacon that wasn't cured and was slow cooked. 

not a very busy night, so around 9 or so i decide to make myself a cheeseburger. said cheeseburger might as well be referred to as a plug because i'm in agony right now. obviously the meat i ate before is contributing but the cheeseburger is the straw that broke the camel's back. every once in a while a small toot releases some pressure but i'm waiting for the coup de grace...

what's the longest you've sat on a toilet?

TIFU by eating too much meat