Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hey everyone, it's a throwaway for obvious reason.
just want to share it with people to get it off my chest. i'm not a novelist by any means, however i hope that it is readable. 

the whole stuff has happened on saturday. but here is a small prestory.
on friday i was going through that ama of girl who works as a hooker through the backpage. she was saying how she advertises as being rub massage girl. since it's a massage - it legal here in illinois. i never had a hooker before and because i didn't have any sex for a months, i decided go for it. just do it!
so, since everything looked pretty simple, i just looked at pictures and found the best looking girl. called. small talk, she is coming at 9. nice. i'm all excited, took a shower, made the bed, got ready. 8.50- she texts - she got in the cab, 10 mins away. 9.15- she is not here yet. i'm excited, got one beer... waiting...
9.30 - energetic knock at the door. knock-knock-knock.
i open the door right away without looking in the peehole. guess what - black guy in the wig gets right in my apartment, catching me off guard!( btw, on the picture there was a white european looking girl with natural hair.)
so this s/he is going through my apartment "checking if it's suitable". ok, initial shock subsided. i'm cool with that. then s/he askes for money, i say no - bring the girl. s/he keeps persuading me that the girl is downstairs... and starts getting kinda aggresive. ok, i give $200 and s/he ... you will never guess.... keep asking for more. 
i say that i have no more. but ts/he doesn't like my reply and keeps looking in my room. after finding my old wallet s/he just keep going through it. nothing there. s'he keeps browsing through my room and finds the wallet. i try to get it out of the bitch's hands - little fight. and yes, s/he it head and a half taller - so she keeps the $50 from there too. honestly, i was scared to death when s/he got my wallet with id and credit cards... if s/he would of left, i would of been screwed.

at this point if understand that it's a fucking robbery, sex vibe in gone through the door. and the door now is being controlled by this shemale. s/he calls the hooker on the speaker, and hooker says that she wants extra hundred ( who would have thought). small talk of s/he with hooker and pimp ( yes, from now on - s/he it a pimp) leaves. sigh of relief. action.

edit: pimp left with my money an at that point it was pretty clear that i will not see a whore and it's just a scam.

i drooped  some details. if you have actions - feel free to ask

TIFU by calling a hooker (NSFW)