Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: for a bit of context i work in a chemical plant that produces various products which usually include hazardous materials as ingredients. a good majority of my time in the plant area involves wearing a full-face respirator to protect me from organic and acid gases as well as eye protection from splashes. i'm also not really scared of spiders.

it's time to add the liquid acid (most crucial step in the whole process) to the reactor, so i pick up my respirator, put it on, then get lifted up on the manlift to pour the acid in. the moment i start tipping the bucket and the liquid starts pouring i feel a little tickle in my upper  lip to the left of my nose. i didn't think much of it until when i exhaled from my nose next i felt it scamper across my lips! i didn't panic since i was holding about 4 gallons of extremely corrosive acid, but i also couldn't hurry up since it's a required step to slowly add the acid into the batch (16 kilos in 20 seconds). i was hoping to wait it out, but the spider was apparently pissed at me and decided to bite my lip. i thought i could get rid of the spider by exhaling hard out of the one-way exhaust flap, but i felt the spider come back after trying twice... at this point i've got about 8 second left in the pour, so i thought i'd have a cool story to tell, and not have to worry about it if i just ate the spider. i wasn't too excited about tasting it, so i quickly sucked it in, squished it against the roof of my mouth, and swallowed as fast as possible. the only thing was it wasn't a skimpy spider, it was a fat juicy one, and i don't have any tolerance for bad textures in foods.  no amount of swallowing speed could have washed the taste in time. i began to succumb to the slimy, and horrid texture and taste and gagged once before throwing up. it first filled up the mouth area from under my lower lip to the bridge of my nose before shooting down out the exhaust flap. it flowed out half down my apron (not me, whew.) and half straight into the reactor i was leaning over while pouring.

at this point i knew i fucked up, the bright side though was i couldn't taste the spider after i threw up. i had to leave and have my co-worker to clean it up and put it all in a hazardous waste tote. i ruined the whole batch which which would have been just over 100 kilograms of product we can sell for upwards of 63 thousand dollars. right now i just finished doing my part in the cleanup, and talking with the boss. it doesn't sound like i'm getting fired, but i definitely owe the company compensation in one way or another. haven't had time to go through​ things completely, but i'm in over my head here.

 

edit: i hope that spider burns in both my stomach acid and the acid for the batch...

TIFU by eating a spider at work.