Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: customary "didn't happen today, but a few years ago".

so a few years ago, i stayed over at my friends house for a week or so. for context reasons, he lived on a huge property filled with animals (dogs, chickens, 1 stray cat and cows they didn't own)) and for protection of their personal details reasons, let's call this guy adam. 

so adam and i had the house to ourselves and a few other friends because adam's parents were away on holidays, and on the 3rd night we all got smashed. completely and utterly smashed, that i don't actually remember most of that night. what i do remember is being told about these chickens, but being stupid i zoned out. so i woke up and remembered something about chickens, so i went and looked around for somebody who knows what they're doing. no dice. nobody's there, allegedly went shopping for more food and booze. so my first thought is to text them, but since my phone was dead flat and i am absent minded i decided to work it out. these chickens needed feeding and i was their knight in shining armour. so after searching for a while, i found their food and opened the gate to find the chickens were still asleep, so i fill up their troph eating thingy with seeds and leave. stupid retard me didn't think to close the gate properly due to the hangover. fast forward a few hours adam arrives home and is pissed. i ask him why he's so upset, and he tells me to look outside, all his chickens ran out of their coup. all that remained are feathers. i don't know what happened to those poor bastards, but it must have been violent and bloody.

TIFU by sending my friends chickens to their slaughter