Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok, the usual 'this didn't happen today' it was actually about a year ago. i was dating this girl and she asked me to come home to her house after this party we were at got boring. i had a few beers but not enough to be deemed drunk.

anyway, we head back to this girls house and it just ends up being me, her and her dad. this girls dad was creepy as. he was a butcher so this guy could carve my privates off with ease. we are drinking in his shed and i was super nervous, trying not to fuck up and look like a douche so i politely asked where the toilet was around his shed.
i shit you not he said "we piss over there," and pointed to a dark corner of the shed. i said sweet and walked towards the corner of the shed and just pissed all over the ground and wall thinking nothing of it.

then i heard this angry guy behind me saying. "what the fuck are you doing?!" i kinda turn around to look at this scary silhouetted bro with knives all around him (he had a full butchery setup). he yelled "the toilet is there, dickhead!" pointing at a barrel/keg like structure on the wall with toilet soaps and everything! this dude made a perfectly fine pisser and i urinated on his floor and wall right in front of it! i was horrified, i babbled something like "sorry, its fucken dark and shit, heh hehe."

me and this girl broke up a few weeks later, her dad was pleased.

TIFU by not seeing the urination station