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Input: Text: tifu by taking a job when i knew i shouldn't have.

i have seasonal allergies where a week out of the year i get sudden, extremely bad dizzy spells. three days ago i started to have my dizzy spells for the season and yesterday, friday, i had a job scheduled from three months prior to go and cap off some large gas pipes in a warehouse. i canceled on them yesterday because i knew it would be unsafe for me to get on a ladder where i could get struck with a spell so i rescheduled. 

this morning i felt like a rockstar and yesterday ended up being pretty decent as well. so i went out to the job site, got a parts list and called in for a helper to bring materials and a ladder. they sent the new laborer to me. the gas pipes were 20' high. we threw the ladder up and just as i swing my head to look up it throws me into a mad twisting world of a dizzy spell. 

if you have never experienced a dizzy spell do this:
stand up, spin. keep spinning. spin some more until you literally fall down. now, stand up and do it again. again. another one. another one. keep doing this until you get the sweats and feel like you're going to vomit and drop a #2. you have now reached my level of vertigo. 

now i can't get on a ladder so i tell my laborer to go up and check it out. he's an apprentice-in-training, no big deal. it's just capping a gas line which will be pressure tested anyway later. i went over to the wall, sat on the dusty, warehouse floor and tried not to sink into abyss. we waited ten minutes, then i got up to hold the ladder for him. he gets up 5 steps and freezes. i ask what the problem is, he responds it looks high and then begins to talk himself into doing it but makes absolutely no progress over what feels like an eternity. he comes back down, then tries again, makes it up half way, then freezes. back down. i sat against the wall with my eyes closed and he's pacing back and forth by the ladder. i believe he was coming to a self-awareness level with the universe that he is possibly afraid of heights....even 5 foot heights. 

wonderful.  

now i'm dizzy as if i did the stupid teacup ride at disneyland that nobody truly likes and the guy who brings me a ladder can't go up it. and i had to get this done today. 

i finally took some medication because this spell is lasting incredibly long and strong, about an hour now. we just waited it out until i felt like i could walk in a straight line. i hurried up the ladder, capped off one line and go to the next line to cap. then i discover my wonderful laborer didn't bring all of the parts i explicitly requested him to bring from the shop.  i went outside into the wind, it triggers my vertigo again and i become as a drunken fool in this strip mall parking lot. i fumbled around my work truck for some fittings to make it work then i got back in, got up the ladder, carefully capped it with a goofy set of fittings (still code, just looks weird) and got back down. 

i immediately fell to my knees and did those weird empty stomach burps and told the laborer i'm going to spew. he hands me a grocery bag on the floor....then points, there's a bathroom in the back. i zig-zagged back to the toilet and spewed four times into it, turned around and dropped a numero dos-or-something in there as well to top it off. i yelled for the helper to just start cleaning up; i'm on a customer's toilet (which is rule 1: never ever use a customer's toilet), door open, in a vomit stank cloud, so i am beyond any sense of shame at this point. my laborer was just amazed at how brave i was, venturing up such a high ladder and continued to try and talk to me this whole time about how he wants to be just like me. 

after a moment on the toilet, gathering myself together i went to flush and it doesn't flush. i pulled the toilet lid off, reached in and made it flush manually. then i discovered the water for the toilet doesn't fill. now i'm in this bathroom i shouldn't be in, on a loaded bowl, and i have to fix a toilet before the customer comes in looking to see how it's going. 

my entire trade culminated to this moment. this was the point where my ability to fix a toilet was to be tested. i pulled up my drawers and let instinct take over. 

the toilet flushes wonderfully now. however, i discovered there's no toilet paper back in this room. my breakfast receipt worked good enough. 

i rambled back out to my helper and found my customer. i acted cool and wrote a quick invoice and jumped into the laborer's truck and told him to take me home. 

as i laid down my dispatcher called me and said the neighboring business is pissed that i'm in a spot his customers need to park in now...on a saturday, in a strip mall without vacant buildings on both sides. i haven't made up my mind when i'll go back, hopefully i'll feel well enough to drive tonight. i'm at the point where there is little i care about other than being not dizzy. 

now i'm laying on my bed in a spinning room. with a bottle of sprite.

TIFU By going into work while having bad dizzy spells