Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened today folks! context: i'm a [reasonably scary looking guy](http://imgur.com/gwo2t9w), i often get used for scaring needle elbowed old-biddies out of out way when we go shopping. i'm also an active larper (see:[/r/larp](https://www.reddit.com/r/larp/)) so have some odd stuff lying about. my gf is out of town with business so i decide to order a take-away and have a beer. nothing much else happens so i head to sleep ready for work the next day.

at about 1am i wake up and am suddenly wide awake, then i hear someone cough downstairs. i'm suddenly convinced that a) i forgot to lock the back door and b) therefore someone is in the house.

instead of acting like a sane person, i decide that, as a reasonably scary looking guy, i should grab some larp gear and scare this fucker out of my house. of the stuff that was lying about i grab a reasonably realistic looking foam axe and a ram's skull, and head downstairs to confront whoever it is and scare them the fuck out of my house.

end result, i turn on all the lights realise that i locked all the doors. i then wake up enough to remember that a) i live in an end terrace house, it was probably my neighbours and b) i'm now wondering around the house at 1am in the buff holding an axe and a ram's skull. i'm glad there's nobody actually about to see this and try to go back to sleep.

not a fu of the kind of magnitude usually seen here, but hopefully that'll entertain some people.

TIFU by forgetting that I live in an end terrace property.