Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened last week, but it's still an ongoing issue so i think it's still a tifu.

so basically my friend has a really shitty car, worth maybe 100-150 dollars tops. it's a car way past its prime with over 200k miles, duct tape used to make sure the trunk doesn't fall off and black plastic bags used to cover up the fact that the rear windows have already been broken into. the car looks so bad, i actually felt embarrassed using it. my friend buys a newer car, from like 2005 and is extremely hyped about his new car. so, i asked him what he's going to do with the new car. he tells me i can have the key and i can borrow it until further notice. i already have a car myself, but there are times when i let my dad borrow that car so it would be nice to have a back-up. i say yes. all is fine.

so last week, i use the crap car and i park it on the street as usual. i left and went home. next day i wake up and desperately look for the key. it's gone. i've lost it. i have a huge habit of forgetting the key in the ignition, but everytime i've always come back for it seconds later so i figured i must've left it in the car as usual. fuck. i go to the car, see that it's still there, i am relieved until i find out that all the doors are open and the driver's seat is put back, as if someone slept there.


someone must have slept inside, i figured. i open it and see they've stolen the $50 buck stereo it had inside. shit. i frantically look for the key to not avail. i get nervous and think about what i'm going to do. i call locksmiths and they quote me like $200 just to make the key. i called like 10 different places and the least expensive one was $150, which i'm not willing to shell out even if i know i fucked up because i know the car isn't even worth the $150, hardly. on monday, i have to move the car to avoid getting a ticket. 

so what did i do? i left the car as it is. i got the ticket and hid it. so at this point, you're thinking i'm screwing my friend over because the tickets go to him. it turns out that the car isn't even his, and that the car actually belongs to his sister, which he has a somewhat rocky relationship with (they do not live together anymore). then, i got a text that made my heart sink. he said he found someone who is interested in buying the car for the aforementioned price, but that he needs the key to show them the inside. 

i don't know what the fuck to do. i would tell my friend what happened, but he would be unbelievably pissed. he already has a short temper as it is, he'll get mad over the tiniest things and start yelling. like, if he says put the can of soup on top of the microwave, and i leave it to the side of it, he'll start yelling and explaining contrived reasons why the soup must go on top versus the side. not only that, but he's extremely emotional and much bigger than me so i sort of fear for my life here (i'm not even joking). so, as i type this i still am under this predicament because i don't know what the fuck to do. i'd shell out the money for the key, except i can't afford it.

TIFU by using my friend's car and parking it on the street with the key still in the ignition.