Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened about 10 minutes ago.

i got my eyebrows waxed today, and usually i get a few small pimples around them a day or two after waxing so i asked my beautician what i could do to prevent them. she advised me to use a mild antiseptic on the area to prevent bacteria from getting into the now empty follicles and causing pimples. 

i promptly forgot to get some and ended up remembering an hour ago, at 9 at night, at which point i go to my local supermarket, which is quite small. they only have a couple of antiseptics, right below the bandaids. one was a cream and one was good old fashioned dettol.

now many of you, particularly if you're from nz or presumably the uk will have memories of when your older brother pushed you over on concrete and you skinned your palms, and your mum or dad would get the dettol out and explain to you how it killed the bacteria in the wound and you had to do it, while you treated dettol's hurty goodness like peter griffin treats a skinned knee.

so i thought 'fuck yeah! dettol! i know that shit works' and put it in my basket.

i get home, find some cotton wool, unscrew the cap and am hit with familiar 'dettol' smell. i put it on the cotton puff and smear it all over my eyebrows and the surrounding skin. 

it tingles a bit and i think '*awww yuss, i feel it working*'. 

it starts to sting a bit and i think '*yeah! kill that bacteria! no pimples for me!*'. 

it burns and my eyes start to water and i think '*wait.... fuck... hold on...... fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.*'

and it is only at this point that i decide to read the back of the bottle. turns out you're supposed to dilute this shit 20 to 1. i *do not* remember that part from my childhood injuries. i went and rinsed it off thoroughly immediately, but the skin is very red and i think i gave myself a mild chemical burn. however when i turned to google for help i found a guy who was seeking advice after rubbing undiluted dettol all over his dick, balls, and under his foreskin and then leaving it on for three hours despite the intense pain. so..... thank god i'm not that guy.

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TIFU by assuming my childhood memories were adequate.