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Input: Text: so this happened yesterday ( i’m being technical, it’s 1 a.m. ) 
to start things off i landed a date with a girl way out of my league. we agree to a movie and to meet an hour earlier so we can talk before. 

now i don’t have a car just yet so i was requiring some assistance from my parents to drop me off and pick me up. 

i confirm with her before i head out to make sure things are good then i get going. the date is at 5:00
5:05: nothing
5:10: i text her “hey, i’m here” 
she replies 
“omg, i got grounded, i’m so sorry” 

i tell her it’s fine ( kinda depressed about it but eh it wasn’t the biggest of deals ) and ask if one of my guy friends wants to come see the movie with me. 

see the movie, enjoy myself and my friend leaves. i text my dad to come. so both my parents show up and i get into the car. i was embarrassed about being stood up so i just said the date went fine but i didn’t like her. ( my parents had apparently seen my friend leave, so they got suspicious) 

i continue with the lie as they ask questions and it’s kinda tense in the car. we get home and i head to my room, 5 minutes later i walk out to tell them the truth.

apparently my mom was just about to come talk to me. i say that i got stood up, then i get a lecture about lying ( the whole rundown ). then my mom gets really upset and is asking if i’m gay, which i reply “no” ( i’m not gay ). she doesn’t drop it, asking to see my texts between me and my friend ( which i show her) and everything is checking out. 

yet my mom went to bed angry and i’m pretty sure she thinks i’m gay, thankfully my dad is a lot more relaxed and level headed. so now i lay in bed on embarrassment and thinking why didn’t i just say i got stood up. 

 

edit: btw, she wasn’t grounded. saw on her snap story she was off with another guy :/

TIFU By lying to my parents about being stood up