Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so reddit, the holidays are winding down and my asshole has recovered enough to tell this story. i have celiacs disease, for those of you that don't know that means i'm one of the wankers that doesn't eat gluten, because i actually can't eat gluten. so, i was left to find an alternative to regular cookies. so, i found some old coconut flour that had been sitting in my cupboard for a while. i made some cookies out of the flour and decided to decorate them so they looked like [melting snowman](https://www.google.com/search?q=melting+snowman+cookies&espv=2&tbm=isch&imgil=1qzl9mtpox9dim%253a%253bon5arpnxi14h-m%253bhttp%25253a%25252f%25252fwww.somewhatsimple.com%25252fmelted-snowman-cookies%25252f&source=iu&pf=m&fir=1qzl9mtpox9dim%253a%252con5arpnxi14h-m%252c_&biw=1920&bih=979&usg=__zq665kuaqytalh3x3xik9yzhpg4%3d&ved=0ahukewjppd2qg4_kahxk1h4khewfalqqyjcijg&ei=yc2jvo_xb8qte-wlgqal#imgrc=1qzl9mtpox9dim%3a&usg=__zq665kuaqytalh3x3xik9yzhpg4%3d). i did no research on this beforehand, so i just decided to go get some pre-made fondant icing.

for those of you who have made this mistake before, you know where i'm going with this. i made about two dozen cookies and decorated them all with large amounts of fondant. i ate all of them in a day. as it turns out, coconut is a natural laxative, as is glycerin, which was used to create the fondant. so, i had just ingested an ass load of laxative in a very short time, without realizing it.

come the next day, i had no idea why i couldn't stop shitting. every half hour, the pressure would build, and i would go empty myself out. i shit out more than i'd eaten in the past 3 years. i have no idea where the shit was coming from, because i certainly hadn't eaten most of the stuff coming out my ass. at some point, i'm pretty sure i ripped my asshole, because after that, it was like shitting hot glass. if i had an so, i would have her in the bathroom with me holding my hand as i shit, that's so bad it hurt. eventually, the flow of shit ebbed off and i was able to return to normal life. but my ass still stings a bit.

TIFU by Eating an Ass-Load of Laxatives