Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: having broken up with my (ex)gf of about three years, i needed to find a way to break into the dating scene again and figured tinder was a very easy way to do that. met a few girls (followed the two rules religiously) but one in particular caught my attention that i seemed to hit it off really well with: short (not my usual thing), cute, but hella fun, and with insanely gorgeous blue eyes. before tinder, it had been about 6 months of nonstop jack-sesh with my good friend palmela, so i was super enthused. we met once and banged it out by the end of the date.

there were some issues beforehand like not telling me about her children (i'm vehemently against dating mothers because of past experiences), as well as flaking out because reasons. i actually liked this girl so i was willing to give it a shot.

we were supposed to meet up yesterday as i'm leaving town to go back home and figured one more sesh would be apropos. cut to the day of, i call but it goes right to voicemail with a quick "can't talk now" sent. i eventually get a hold of her in what sounds like a party and she says we can meet after 11 for drinks so a brotha gets cleaned up to look real dapper...but no call/no show when the clock strikes.

i go out with roommates because i'm not a fucking pleb and an hour later i get a call from the husband freaking out. all i heard was, "what are you doing talking to (chick)?! did you know (chick)'s married?! you fucked up! now i get to keep the kids!" and her crying in the background. i quickly apologize, hang up, and delete the number. unfortunately, this isn't my first occurrence of being "the other man" and i always feel upset/betrayed, but quickly realized this girl doesn't owe me anything so it's not in my place to be a pissy kid about the situation. more importantly, there are other people that she's played who probably matter more in that equation. fucking life, bro. it's weird.

TIFU by breaking up a marriage the day before Thanksgiving