Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu by jumping out of a boat. 

this happened a few years back. i'm lucky i'm not sliced up like a loaf of bread. 

my twin friends have small lake on their property that they don't share with anybody. they have a small boat with a trolling motor that we use to cruise out to their water trampoline. 

i decided on the way out that i was going to jump out of the boat, off the side, a bit early and swim to the raft. my friend, who was driving the boat, chose to do the same, but off the opposite side. well, his foot kicked the steering column which sent the boat into a tight spin. i was just off the edge of the boat to the right when the back rotated toward me, the prop bearing down on me, stirring up the water like a angry eggbeater. 

i panicked, swam *away* instead of out. the prop nicked my calf, sliced through a centimeter of skin but nothing more. i kicked out, dodged the brunt of it by less than an inch, and clambered up onto the raft. my leg was gushing and my heart was shitting its pants. 

damn. i still get goosebumps thinking about it.

TIFU by jumping out of a boat