Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: call me a phony, but this didnt happen today. this happened in january.

i will give a little background. my friends and i had planned to spend a week at a beach house during the christmas holidays (i am australian). a week of nothing but booze and swimming, what could go wrong right? i was there first, to set the house up, and i was expecting four people to arrive that day. two of my friends arrived, we cracked open the first drinks, and we started to have a good time.

fast forward a couple hours, and we get a message that the other two friends should be arriving any minute. neither of them have their licence, but i figured they were catching a bus or something. so we are all gathered at the front of the house, having some bevs and playing some pool, when we hear the front gate being opened. now, being the great australian bloke that i am, call out introductions to them in typical australian fashion.

"i smell some cunts!"

after that line of poetic verse, i throw open the front door to let them in. wouldn't you know it, they had both caught a ride down with one of the friends parents, and wouldn't you know it but said parents were now standing at my front door. in the background i see my friends pissing themselves, and even my friends father is cracking a smile, but his mother is looking at me as if i murdered a two month old baby with a bow on its head. with tones that cooled down the weather down a solid ten degrees, she said goodbye and left. let's just say that for the rest of the week i heard that phrase being thrown around a lot.

TIFU by calling my friends parents cunts