Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so here's a little backstory, i love this chocolate called bounty which is very sweet and i cannot get enough of, so i manage to eat two bars after a very heavy lunch. bare in mind i don't feel the need to drop a deuce so just spend my night gaming to my hearts content. halway through halo i feel the need to drop a nuclear bomb and so i walk upstairs to drop said bomb only to my horror find my sister has occupied the bathroom. sidenote: my sister is notorious for occupying the bathroom for hours on end and so i pray i can wait it out though i've been holding it in long enough as it is already, in my desperation i bang on the door and tell my sister to "hurry the fuck up!" though this doesn't help at all because she just continues, at this point i'm pacing trying to keep my mind off pressing the 'drop load' button and releasing this monster of a deuce that was itching to be released. this.. didn't help at all and after nearly an hour and a half of waiting i let out the fiery coconutty deuce from my poor little asshole.. as dark stains start forming around my once favourite khaki trousers i stand ashamed and wait for my sister to come out, she does so five minutes later, i jump into the shower and wash all the poop off myself and change all the while putting the whole mess behind me. of course it never crossed my mind that i would need to empty myself after the first disaster so i go back downstairs and continue with gaming. a few hours later... you guessed it, im rushing back upstairs and to my horror once more, my mom's occupied the bathroom! at this point i literally start to think god is playing the sims again, and i bang on the door yet again hoping i'd be successful... i wasn't..

TIFU by shitting my pants, twice in one night