Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened yesterday.

i was just getting off work and decided to shotgun my redbull before leaving. well i didn't have a knife so i tried to crack it open with my keys. after a couple of tried, i cracked the bottom open and started peeling the can open. sadly, some of the drink sprayed and made my keys slick. being the clumsy person i am, i naturally dropped my keys right into the floor mop sink... straight into the uncovered drain. 

now this wouldn't be a problem if it had been the inside drain, but this was the outside one, where people pour the nastiest part of a fryer, burnt oil, food that had fallen to the bottom of the fryer hours prior, and seemingly every gross think you can think of that would come from a kitchen. i felt defeated, crushed, and mostly, embarrassed. i ran looking for my manager, told her my story, and we then went on a quest to recover my keys. i she thought it might have stopped at the curve of the drain, so i grabbed a trashbag, laid down on the greasy mop sink, and using the trashbag as a glove, delved into the nasty abyss. as i felt the curve of the drain pipe, i started feeling around. cigarette butt, nope. chunk of soggy burnt food, nope. and then i felt my fingernail puncture the bag. i immediately pulled my hand out, but it was too late. it was covered in grease and who knows what else. i had almost given up when my manager decided now would be the best time to tell me that she had a shopvac for this very situation. we pulled it out, and got to working. i guided the vacuum down the drain until it went as far as it could go. i started to think that i would never get my keys back. as i pulled the hose out, i heard a clunk go through the vacuum. i rushed to pop open the top and started pouring the collected liquid from the vacuum. and there it was. my keychain in all of its dirty and greasy glory. not wanting to pick it up, i stayed it with a very strong degreaser and hosed off my long lost keys. sadly, my electric car key didn't work, so i had to call my roomate to bring my spare, but at least i had found them. i called up the car dealership today and they said to replace my key, it'll cost $150.

TIFU by shotgunning a redbull