Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so earlier today i had to have some x-rays taken of my torso,  because i had been coughing up blood and have chest pains, so my doctor told me to get some x-rays taken to rule out lung cancer.. okay so i go to the hospital and i go to stand at the counter at the receptionist, when i notice a middleaged woman coming out of her x-rays with some clearly bad news, she walks slowly past me,  and right then and there i get at text from a friend... now to the fuck up... i forgot to mute my phone, and my text message tone is, sgt. doakes from dexter saying, surprise motherfucker!... the crying woman just looked at me on total disbelief and cried even more and then left.. i feel like a total shitbird

Tifu: by getting sgt. Doakes'ed