Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this story begins, as so many do today, with two people swiping right.

being a single man, i've recently taken to using tinder. this girl and i got matched on there and started chatting, which eventually escalated to me getting her number. we started texting a couple of times a day, which led to meeting up for dinner and a couple of drinks.

dinner and drinks go great. the chemistry is there, we chat, laugh and generally get on fantastically. we spent most of the time talking about music, so we decide to head back to my place and listen to some records. 

unbeknownst to me, this was her first time using a dating app to meet up with someone so, understandably a little apprehensive, she told a friend that she was going on a date and gave the friend my number (as well as obviously already having her number) in case she didn't come home. she had her phone on silent this evening.

as a rule, i will have my phone on silent 90-95% of the time; unless i'm expecting a call around a particular time, it will almost always be on silent. i have also turned off the vibration on my phone. my date, of course, did not know this.

anyway, back at my place we are listening to some music and having some beers, when things start to escalate. as we are rounding the bases, she notices that her phone is vibrating between tracks. doing what any right thinking person would do, she ignored it, and we continued on. at the end of the next track, her phone was vibrating again - again, it was ignored. when her phone was vibrating at the end of the third track, she figured it must be something important so she went to answer it. all she said to me was "i need to answer this" and left the room to take the call.

finding myself suddenly at a loose end, i proceeded to check my phone. to my shock, i had 12 missed calls, several from numbers i didn't recognise, a couple with no caller id and a couple from my mother. i also had a text from my mother that said, simply, "ring me straight away. i need to talk to you now". 

my grandmother is in hospital at the moment, so fearing the worst, i rang home. my mother picks up straight and immediately asks me where i am, and do i have a girl over. stunned that she has gained omniscience, i answer yes. she then says that the police called her (she is my next of kin/emergency contact, so they called her) are looking for me, because a missing persons report has been filed on my date by her friend, and i am suspected of abducting her.

i finish up my call home explaining that no, i did not abduct my date, when there is a knock on the door. the police have arrived and the whole thing was straightened out with little fuss. the officers had a good laugh about it, and as i start to get my head straight, i can start to see the funny side.

she was incredibly embarrassed, but we joked about it and lined up another date. she promised not to tell her friend about the next one.

TIFU by having my phone on silent