Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: last night i fucked up. my friend had a pool party and but i didn't want to take my car because i didn't want to wet the seat. so, i took my bike.  she doesn't live far from me, 4 miles. after so long i needed to take off so i just got on my bike and rode home. 

the ride was ok. i kept switching position on the saddle. i didn't think much about it. this morning on my commute i noticed my balls ache a bit, there was a slight sting. i didn't think much of it, i figured it was a bug bite. i ride into work as well it usually takes 15 minutes this time it took me 20 minutes. 

i go to the bathroom, check myself and i am bleeding. i have a huge rash it covers over half my ball sack. i think the pool shorts burned my balls as i was riding.

(NSFW/NSFL) TIFU by riding a bicycle commando with pool shorts.