Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so it started with me going to the bathroom to drop a load. i noticed that the toilet was dirty and i was not going to sit on that. so i took a clorox wipe and wiped it off real good then proceeded with my business. my legs then had clorox stuff on them so i wiped it off with toilet paper. then wiped my butt with that same toilet paper. that's when i fucked up i had clorox in my butt hole and it burned for several hours and caused it swell shut. reddit i fucked up.

TIFU Clorox in my butthole