Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: the day started like any other. 
the phone goes off, i pick it up and see what's new on gonewild.
not much was happening there, so about 30 posts later i realize i have 40 minutes to shower and get to work. 
i'm out the door in 15, i get in my car and start it, look up and see ups put a package under my matt by the door, so i quickly get out of the car and for some reason hit the lock button on my fob even though it's going to take 10 seconds to open my apartment door and throw the package inside. 
i walk inside and put the package along with my keys on the living room coffee table, and thinking of nothing but beating the school buses on my route to work, i lock the door behind me.

as soon as i hear the click of the door behind me i realize what i've done. 

i slowly drop my head against the door and whisper "no." "no,no,no,no." with coinciding head bangs. 

so that cost me 3 hours of work and $75 dollars for the locksmith.

that's a shitty friday.

TIFU by locking myself out of my running car and apartment at the same time.