Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: broke the assembly stool at work today. i had a derailleur guard clamped to it, and since it was bent, decided to bend it straight. i wailed on it for 3 whacks, and it seemed to be going good, so i hefted the 5 lb sledge, and gave it a mighty whack. i ended up breaking the stool in to 2 clean parts. 

i was mind boggled for about 10 seconds, that i broke a stool designed to hold a ton; then i happened to remember, "oh yeah, i have wood glue!". so i found the wood glue, and tried to apply it. it didn't work. so i uncapped it, and squeezed it. it still didn't work. so i put the cap back on it, (in case some of it was liquid), and flipped it upside down to see the store use date. 

initial store use date: 05/16/2005. my reaction: "umm yeah, i need a new one." so i find an asm, and show them the wood glue, (and why i need it, (because i kind of broke a stool, and i need to fix it). since the store use glue was almost 10 years old, she had no problem. i went out to hardware, and got a new bottle, then gave the old bottle to the claims associate, so we can get a replacement. 

other than feeling like a moron for sledging a stool in half, no harm done. the stool will be usable tomorrow.  (yes, i put a note on it: "do not use until 0849 16 sept 2014!!! broken!!)

i just hope my impromptu zip-tie clamp actually works.

TIFU: I tried to bend a bad part straight, and ended up sledging my assembly stool in half.