Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hungry again.  i boiled up some fresh egg noodles with chicken, and was all set to chow down. i needed some fresh ground pepper as the last ingredient.  i reached for my large wooden gourmet grinder, but it was found to be empty.  no more peppercorns on hand either,  i did some back-cabinet digging, and found that i had a dollar store pepper grinder on hand.  picked it up, gave it a few twists, and was really put off by the powdery performance.  i like my pepper nuggets to be larger, so this thing won't cut it.  light bulb!  if i cut the top out of the dollar store pepper grinder to gain access, i can dump out the peppercorns into my giant wood gourmet grinder, and get the best consistent pepper grind for some maximum tasty noodle dish.  

the plan was now ready for execution.  i reached for the knife block, and selected one of my nice cuisinart serrated steak knives as the proper tool for the job.  i proceeded to successfully cut 3/4 of the way around the top of the plastic bottle.  then i hit an unexpected spot of no resistance - so without warning - the knife plunged through the top, and shot through the side of the plastic bottle at a 60 degree angle right into my middle finger, abruptly halting the advance of the knife.  

so i stabbed my middle finger full force from about 5 inches up, and ended up with a nice jagged gash.  whew!  it was actually a good thing my finger was there, as it protected the counter from any scratching.  have to look for the good in things.

wife walked in, saw blood all over the counter and floor, a knife stuck through a pepper bottle, me running around in circles doing the fuck dance - and was understandably mystified, until i was able to stop and explain what happened in between yells and paper towel changes.  then while i continued to curse the sky and apply pressure to the wound - the wife withdrew the knife from the bottle, had the bottle open in 2 seconds with some safety scissors, filled the other grinder - and peppered the noodles for me without any further dramatic injuries.

although it bled fairly steadily for a good hour and a half - the knife was clean, and there was no squirting.  so i decided to do my part as a tough american and not go to the emergency room, because, you know - $500 a visit, and we're so tough here that you shouldn't need no doctor here unless you are actually actively dying, unconscious and can't consent, or have a gold plan.

once i made up my mind regarding treatment, i proceeded with a yelling, jaw clenching wash under the sink and an alcohol wipe, wife applied 2 butterfly tapes and gauze wrap, and i ended up with a thicker, but somewhat usable middle finger.  should heal ok, just gonna take a while. 

this is going to hinder stuff.  i wish there were quicksave files for life, so i could go back one save and do the pepper grinder puzzle challenge level again.   i'm off to a great start for 2018.

TIFU by trying to refill my pepper grinder.