Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened monday, but i couldnt post it due to the rules. also had to make a throwaway. 

i have several alarms set on my phone, just in case i miss one (or two). well, i have a cheap andriod, and theyre kinda prone to randomly change time zones. 

so im sleeping, having a very odd dream. its my playing a game somewhere in between borderlands presequel, killing floor, and tf2. i am suddenly awaken by my stepfather. "get your fucking ass up". this literally scared the shit out of me... i get up, and run to find some clothes. as im running, i feel something wet clinging to my leg. what is that? "shit". so i turn around to find another pair of boxers, and trip on some cinder-blocks left in my room. (im wayyy too lazy to tell you why cinderblocks where left in my room). 

so i get dressed (mostly dirty clothes from yesterday) and grabbed my books. i run to the bathroom to clean my ass a little. i then rub deoderant across my ass to hopefully mask the remaining smell. i then hose myself down with colone. 

i get in the car with my ride, who is pissed because he has to get to the fucking school 30 minutes early (asshole). he on the phone shouting with his girlfriend. well listen to the annoyibg as hell yelling, i noticed my toe felt a little funny. i slip off my shoe, and the whole tip of my sock is red. are you kidding me??

so i get to the school, and i give myself a nice little hobo bath in the sink. i check out my toe, and i just peeled my toenail off. so i clean it up, and ill put a bandaid on it as soon as i can. i look like i havent bathed in days, but i dont think i smell like it. i sat next to the two sinkiest kids today, hopefully to mask my odor. 

it turned out to not be an awful day.

TIFU by missing my alarm... and shitting my pants.