Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: last sunday night, i tried to cure myself of ringworm. i found some home remedies via google. one in particular kept popping up. so, i tried it. it led to the worst pain (other than labor pains) of my life.

it said to use a qtip and rubbing alcohol on each infected spot. i grabbed a bottle and went for it. shortly after, each spot started to turn white. one of the posts i read said that would happen. then, the pain set in. nothing of what i read mentioned pain. very quickly, it got worse. and worse. and worse. cold water briefly helped but i had used too much alcohol. it turns out i was stupid as hell. the alcohol was 91% industrial strength. i started freaking out. it was sooo painful. the appearance of each spot was changing quickly. i started crying and kept crying on and off for quite some time.

my mother woke up. i think she heard my cries. she took one look and automatically went into mom mode. she tried her best to calm me down, applied antibiotic cream and gave me 2 aleve. i was slowly calming down. however, my tachycardia (irregular fast heartbeat)tried to kick in. so, off we went at 5am to the hospital.

i was treated and released. burns were diagnosed as 2nd degree chemical burns.  thankfully, the spots were only on my arms. four on the left arm and 2 on the right arm. i am lucky in that respect. the past 7 days has been hell, though. alot of itching, pain, and such which led to hardly any good quality sleep. i was on some meds for pain and itching. most of that has ceased. now that i am off meds and back in reality, the magnitude of the damage is hitting me. one of the burns has started to scar. the skin feels really tight. it's on the back of my hand. it has limited movement.  according to webmd and a few other sites, its possible its a scar contracture.  if so, there is a chance full movement of it won't return.

TIFU by trying to cure myself & not fully reading bottle label