Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: * 5:30pm and i have been drinking an insane amount of water all day
* (trying to lose weight)
* also way too much coffee
* get sucked into reddit, eventually realize o shit i have to pick up my kid this instant if i'ma make the ferry home
* grab my coat, run out of my office
* nearly sprinting down the hall
* should have left 15 minutes ago 
* fuck i have to pee something awful
* commute will be torture if i don't 
* better make this quick!
* jump into empty bathroom
* grab a urinal, whip it out
* i'll save time if i put on my coat, plug in my iphone headphones while i pee
* gotta have npr news on my walk
* no biggie i'll just unhand my member to suit up, untangle the headphones, get the radio app going
* struggling to deal with headphone knot
* hands-free pissing at the urinal all the while
* get the earbuds in, coat on
* suddenly hear trickling 
* look down and realize that with no hands i've been pissing on the wall the whole time
* not the urinal
* deluge creeping toward my feet
* like, *pints* of piss
* my whole liquid intake since like 1pm
* o fuck o fuck o fuck
* no time for this
* no biggie i'll just grab some paper towels, soak it up, throw em in a toilet and ghost
* suddenly flush comes from a stall behind me
* o fuck someone else in here!
* can't overstate amount of piss on floor
* flood gushing toward middle of the room
* dude is literally going to have to walk through my piss river to get out
* 97% chance it's someone i know from work
* public does not use this bathroom
* it's gonna be obvious who pissed this flood on the floor:
* fucking me 
* 900 reasons i can't let myself be associated with this pisspocolypse
* mainly i need to catch a ferry in 26 minutes and my kid is still at daycare
* fuck am still pissing!
* can't afford to be guilted into fixing this; means i just can't be seen
* fuck fuck fuck
* o shit the sound of the stall door being unlatched!
* fuck fuck fuck
* dude's gonna be out in .5 seconds
* normally i'd just own up and fix the problem but there's no time!
* just need to *not* be seen by that dude who just shitted, at all cost
* could be mailroom guy, my boss, our finance guy, or celebrity ceo, who i've seen in this bathroom 99 times
* jump away from urinal, zipping up, running toward door
* stall door opening
* cannot be seen!
* no time to shake it
* handwashing not an option
* rip open bathroom door
* just clear the door, keep my face from being seen
* yes!
* headphone cord catches on latch
* rips buds out of my ears
* ouch fuck ouch fuck ouch
* spin 180 to keep from falling on my ass
* dribble of piss running down in my pants
* duck behind door
* back out in the hall
* wondering if dude is going to start freaking like wtf piss river!
* hallway full of people headed for elevator
* can't run; too weird
* bow head to avoid possible dude looking for whoever just destroyed the bathroom
* blend in with people waiting for elevator
* takes forever but eventually make it outside
* feeling like a dick for leaving this mess on the sweet old janitor lady whose shift starts exactly now
* outside notice piss splatter on shoes
* dribble marks on khakis
* make ferry tho

TIFU bathroom escape crisis