Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened about 3 minutes ago.

i was eating some delicious jalapeno-lime chips while browsing /r/anime like any man of culture would. i bit down on a crunchy chip, and while i savoring the delicious spices on my chip in my mouth, i came across [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/6uivl7/fill_me_up_senpai_gas_cap_sticker/dlszoqi/). 

i started laughing at the sight of this anime waifu decal on this car getting a full gas pump shoved into her rectum. while laughing, i swallowed and the aformentioned chip went down my throat and i started choking on said chip. 

i panicked in my chair trying to get it out, while ignoring the cup of water next to me, and thought to myself, i fell onto the ground, grasping my neck, and writhing on the floor. "so this is how i die, choking on a jalapeno-lime chip while staring at an anime girl with a gas pump shoved into her rectum." while simultaneously realizing that i would be found dead on the ground with this ridiculous picture on my computer screen. 

then the tortilla chip went down my throat all of a sudden, and i got up and drank my water and recovered.

TIFU by nearly dying while looking at an anime girl with a gas pump shoved into her rectum