Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: To me, sneezes have always felt amazing. When in public, I'll usually try to stifle my sneeze, but sometimes this just results in a weird snorting sound and snot coming out. In private, I've never held back, and I notice a tangible difference in quality. Keep in mind I'm always hygienic about this sort of stuff (sneezing into my elbow, cleaning up afterwards, etc.).

I've never thought of myself as a very loud/annoying sneezer, but they always rubbed my wife the wrong way. She's a quiet sneezer for sure, and the sudden "AH-CHOO!" has been setting her off (especially lately). Though I could probably rein it in a bit in private, I don't really think I could ever sneeze as quietly as she does, and I don't know if I could keep it up for long without a release every once in awhile.

AITA for having a good solid sneeze, one of my pleasures in life, at the expense of my wife's frustration?

sneezing at my preferred volume even though it annoys my wife