Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened a while ago...

one night, the missus and i decided we would watch some porn to get us in the mood. now normally we will watch the usual stuff with nothing too out there, but tonight was different, tonight she decided she wanted to watch some hardcore porn, which i obviously agreed to. both our laptops were flat so i got my phone out and opened up the browser. we start watching the porn and things are getting hot and heavy and i just lock my screen and we start having sex. afterwards i put my phone on the charger, set my alarm and fall asleep.

i wake up and as per usual am in a bit of a rush to get to work on time. this is where ifu, i work in a retail store that sells phones so part of the selling process is to demonstrate the applications of the phones to the customers. my first customers of the day are a couple of about 50-60 and are looking at buying there first smart phone so they can get emails and go on the "internets" with it. i go over to our demo device but there are other people looking at it, so i grab my phone out of my pocket and show them a few applications, the camera, emails, phone, etc. here they are an innocent elderly couple looking at entering the technological age and all of its wonder and are about to have their eyes blasted with a red, raw pornstars vagina getting violently fucked by what can only be described as the godzilla of all cocks, as i open up my safari application. as soon as i see what has happened i click the home button to close the window but its too late, the couple have seen what was on the screen and if they weren't 100% sure about what they saw just as i closed the window, there was a few moans as the audio of the video was slightly delayed. they stared at me as if i was hitler reincarnated, spun on their heels and left the store. i waited for weeks for a formal complaint to get sent to my manager but it never arrived.

TIFU By Not Closing My Tabs Properly-NSFWish