Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i recently was on a 7 day cruise with my parents (i am 23) and was having a great time on the 3rd night.  my parents are usually in bed by midnight, so i was up wandering the ship looking for nightlife and possibly people my age to socialize with.  i wandered into the club about 1am, ordered a beer and stood at the bar.  music blaring, lights flashing, people dancing and grinding on each other; it was nuts.  after maybe 3 minutes of standing there like some lame-skinny-wallflower-introvert-manchild (i am all these things) the cougar came straight for me.  she literally walked up to me and said "don't be shy, how old are you? my name is vicki."  i lied and said 25.  we introduced ourselves, had a few laughs and small talked for a few songs. she was attractive, 37, divorced, cruising for the first time with work friends, and from the east coast... just as the conversation started to slow down, i ordered us a round and she laughed and interrupted. "i'm not walking in these anymore, if you follow me to my room you have to carry my heels."  15 minutes later we are in her cabin ravishing each other.  bed. floor. balcony.  quite the experience for me considering the circumstances and the age difference.  two hours later im sneaking back into my cabin trying not to wake up my parents at 4am.  the next morning i wake up late to my parents telling me to meet them at brunch in 20 min.  i scramble quickly out of bed and rinse off in the shower, throw on some wrinkled clothes and head for the dining room.  when i arrive to the table out of breath and disheveled my mom introduces me to her new friend from early bird yoga, vicki.  awkward?  yeah.  i ordered the filet mignon for brunch.

edit: to those of you thinking that there was no fu in this, i assure the you the brunch was incredibly awkward.  vicki just sat there while my mom rambled about me and blew my cover about my age (this was after i ordered a chocolate milk inadvertently exposing my true immaturity).  she sat there silence and horror, listening to embarrassing life stories about the guy(me) she had just hooked up with told by his mother, making me feel like i was 13 and my mom just kissed me on the playground in front of everyone.  trust me, it was awful.

TIFU - Cougar on a cruise ship.