Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today i fucked up by calling my neighbor a motherfucker, and i frankly don't care.

background: i have a dog, i bring dog in before it even gets dark to be nice to neighbors. i am not within city limits, but have neighbors on each side of house. when asked closest neighbor if the dog barking during the day bothers them, they reply, "no, absolutely not." (the problem is with a different neighbor)

the cause: yesterday, my wife lets the dog out while i am at work. within 15 minutes, neighbor is banging on door about the dog barking. this repeats several times, and wife is unable to answer the door because she is holding our sleeping child, who is being repeatedly woken up by the loud knocking at the door. wife leaves note on door to call me if there is a problem. they bang on door again, and do not comply with the note. wife witnesses neighbor aiming bb gun at dog and approaching perimeter fence, trying to get dogs attention. she yells at them. they backoff.

the effect: wife is walking dog outside, and neighbor walks out and stares at wife. i take over control of dog, and say, "hey, excuse me, i hear you were knocking on the door a few times, what did you need?"

neighbor: "your dog woke my wife and kid up by being a nuisance."

me: "it was noon, and my dog will bark, you woke my son up banging on our door. if you do so again, it is trespassing, and i will call the cops and press trespassing charges. you were harassing my wife."

neighbor: "that isn't trespassing, and i will call the sheriff on your dog next time."

me: "it is, and as long as my dog is on my property and isn't out barking past 10 pm, it isn't illegal. but hey, if your dog jumps my fence or comes in my front yard again, i will call the dog warden. now stay on your property, motherfucker."

neighbor: "daggone, buddy, my dog has never been in your yard"

me: "bullshit, it has been over here plenty of times. now fuck off, this is my property, that is yours."

 

am i wrong? i think not. i am placing security cameras on my house focusing on that perimeter, and will be keeping my dog on the opposite side of the yard, to make sure they don't poison her. so, did i fuck up, having to live next to them for at least the next 4.5 years?

TIFU by calling neighbor a motherfucker