Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well this happened about 3 years ago. i was on a date at the time. well it wasn't really a date considering it was a group of friends, but i spent most of the time with my now ex girlfriend. we were at the skating ring enjoying each others company, skating and what not. it was a really fun time. sadly for me, in my stupidity before-hand, decided to get a steak sandwich from my local subway. i really enjoyed it, the only problem is, they have a way of giving me the runs. all was well for the first hour of skating. then i felt it. now for the fuck up. i mean no big deal right just go to the freakin bathroom. well you don't understand that i really had to shit. i made an excuse to get away from my gal. told her i would be back. then i 'turtle-headed' my way to the bathroom. i was only half way there when i got a case of the squirts. yup, right down my leg. i made it to the bathroom and sat down to finish my business. to add to my misery there were only like 10 squares of toilet paper left. great, can you guess what happens next? well desperate  times call for desperate measures... bye bye sock... i never finished that date. i told my gf i wasn't feeling well and left. i never told anyone about it till today.

TIFU by shitting myself on a date