Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck up happened seven hours ago, just before going to bed.
i've been drinking some beers with friends and as i didn't eat anything else than crisps, i decided it was a good idea to have some pizza. i cooked the first one and drunk me ate it in less than five minutes.
then, because it didn't let my stomach the time to understand it was already full, drunk me thought he needed to eat more. there comes the second pizza. 
as i laid in my bed i could already feel i was much to full to get a good night sleep.
so here am i, woken up for the sixth time in seven hour to drink water (i've put an extra load of anchovies on both), and trying to take a shit to allow space in my alimentary canal.
oh and i'm supposed to wake up in one hour to help my parents moving some furniture.

TIFU by eating two pizzas