Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this week at work has been absolutely exhausting, i got a bump up to a more demanding position and it's a heavier load than i had to deal with in the past. i am slowly getting used to it, but by the time i got home last night i was way too tired to cook anything so i ordered some pizza. after enjoying a few slices with rootbeer the day's (and week's) exhaustion really hit me along with a good nudge from the itus and i crawled into bed. this is the fu, because sometime around o'dark-thirty i'm awoken by the most awful heartburn, it felt like a face-hugger was bleeding down my throat. of course i don't have any antacid around, i get heartburn very very rarely, and even if i did i was too out of it to do anything but lay there in confusion and misery wondering why i was in such pain.

now i'm late for work and have to burn sick time for it.

TIFU by having pizza and soda right before bed