Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened about a month ago.

so i was visiting my grandparents for a few weeks in georgia, and found out that apparently my grandpa has a no longer used mountain feist squirrel dog that assisted him when he used to hunt squirrels. well fast forward four days, and i find myself hanging out with this dog outside. i then decide to pick him up and pet him, but within 15 seconds or so of me holding him, he starts to growl. this was strange because i did the exact same thing on the days prior, and it seemed like he really enjoyed it. to counter his growling, i proceeded to lower him while saying "it's okay" in a calm, but yet partially sweet tone of voice. right as i am about to put him down, as quick as lightning, he lunges his head towards my face, biting my lower lip and giving me a deep l shaped laceration. i immediately run into the house with both my hands on my wound and blood is practically gushing down my face and onto my clothes. everyone freaked out when i walked in, and once they saw the damage we instantly got in the car and rushed to the er. 

side note: my grandparents live in rural georgia which means the nearest clinic is about 20 minutes away, and a full blown hospital is about 45 minutes away.

so we get to the clinic, and they take me in after about 30 minutes or so. after about an hour of sitting in my room, the md finally steps in and takes a look. he instantly recognized that a specialist is needed in order to stitch it up properly, and recommends that we head to the university hospital that houses a maxillofacial cosmetic surgeon. we finally leave and by the time we got to the actual hospital it was going on 1am. when the cosmetic surgeon came in and finished putting the stitches in, it was about 3am. there was a plethora of delays and complications at each hospital we went to, which made this whole ordeal last from 7:30pm in the evening, to about 4am in the morning. for about a week after, eating and drinking was super uncomfortable, but in the end the doc did a great job at lining it up, and it is healing well. 

before and after pics: (nsfw)

http://imgur.com/a/pjubj

TIFU by picking up my grandpa's squirrel dog and getting bitten on my lower lip