Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened a couple days ago. it was time to give my dog a bath, and though i usually keep my underwear on when i bathe her, i had just put new ones on and didn't want to dirty them up. so i got naked and started bathing her.

about halfway through the process she started acting up, so i got in the bathtub with her so i could position her better. i got her all set up and squirted some soap on her back and then i began to crouch down to lather and rinse her. but i crouched over the bath faucet. 

you know that knob that controls whether or not the shower head is one? yeah, i sat on that. it cut up the insides of my buttcheeks and went straight up my anus. while i was howling in pain my dog jumped out of the bathtub and shook herself off, drowning the whole bathroom in dirty water and wet dog hair so that i couldn't even soothe my aching asshole without getting it crusty. it took a minute to recover, but i swear this incident made me create sounds i didn't know humans could make.

TIFU by washing my dog naked