Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3cwet3/tifu_by_taking_rejection_a_lil_too_harsh/

so this tifu is a little long and it technically happened yesterday but was only a few hours ago. so i've kinda had this crush for a co-worker since i started working at my job for a long time, i acted on it by getting her number and trying to text her but yeah i was only getting those one word replies and i figured i'd save myself the embarrassment and just stop cause she obviously wasn't interested (right?). but anyways one night another co-worker of mine let's call him troy invites me to polamalu's (also a co-worker) house to drink. at first i decline but he insists i go because troy knows im interested in said crush who is also going to polamalu's house. long story short, i go and me and crush are actually hitting it off. before you know it i start kissing on her neck, but she won't let me kiss her on the lips. for me, just even being able to touch her was a dream come true and i really respected how lady like she was because she obviously wasnt into one night stands so i just took it (and ran with it). eventually we hangout again and hit it off just like before but she still wouldn't let me kiss because she said she didn't want to get lipstick all over me. next day comes and i ask her is that really why she didn't kiss me and she tells me she doesn't know how she feels about me, she likes me but doesn't know if she likes me like that. so hearing this kills me, so i tell her i would really like to get to know her and she thinks it's a good idea. next day after work i invite her out and she says it too late and she works in the morning. it's 6 in the afternoon. i agree and tell her maybe next time but driving home my emotions got the best of me. i blast fall out boy while speeding down the freeway, i take an exit and just completely loose my train of thought as i start to turn, i hear my tires screech and i try to keep control, i hit the median and the car flips likes something out of a movie (ironically sugar we're going down was playing) it's rolls through the median onto the other lane and into a ditch (i think a total of 5 rolls maybe). and there i was, in all my shame. 

 

update: afterwards i was fully conscious through the whole thing and i kinda just sat there in shame, some good samaritans came to my rescue and were about to break the windshield before i told them i was able to get out on my own. i hopped out the top and was sat down before the ambulance, police, and firefighters came. paramedics patched up my hand and insisted i go to the hospital i told them i was fine (didn't want to pay a $1000 for a ride to the hospital) and one of my church family members picked me up. car was completely totaled and what sucks is i just got it a month ago through alot of hard work. i came home and felt a bruise on my shoulder but it was nothing like the bruise left on my heart. 
http://imgur.com/a/gxs1s

(Update: pics) TIFU by taking rejection a lil too harsh