Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i try to keep my kitchen stocked with home made whole wheat bread at all times. normally, these breads come out quite nicely. today, i was feeling lazy and couldn't be bothered to find my glasses. so i go about making my bread as normal with flour, water, honey, salt, and then right as i'm holding up a spoonful of gluten to check if it's too much... wait, my gluten has little brown spots in it? crap. turns out the spoonful was the flour and i'd just tossed 3 cups of gluten into my mixer. this stuff is rubbery as fuck!

luckily, there's this fake meat stuff, seitan, that's basically gluten, water, and seasoning. hoping the quarter cups of oil and honey aren't enough to ruin seitan, i decided to make orange "chicken" out of it. in goes enough oj to make the dough cohesive, a splash of soy sauce, a sprinkle of ginger. only after throwing most of the batch in did i realize how massive it is. i've overcrowded the pan....and then they start expanding. now there's a bubbling dome of dough and foam just barely managing not to seethe over the edge of my pot, and i can't put a lid on for fear of squishing the seitan. determined not to let this much gluten go to waste, i leave it on the stove, constantly checking to prevent boiling over while simultaneously mixing up another batch of bread dough to start rising. after about half an hour, there is no longer enough liquid in the pan for all the seitan to be covered by even foam. the broth left tastes quite nice at this point, so i strain it into a bowl and pack it up for turning into soup later. the seitan... well, it's a bit more bread texture than intended, but tastes decent.

TIFU by trying to make bread