Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: actually it was last night. so i saw [this](https://youtu.be/gzvm6yaeff8) video in which the nice gentleman shares with us one of his life essential skills, which is how to make a fify.  
last night arriving home after some drinks, it occurred to me that the fify might not be a bad idea and that i should try it. so i made one and started getting *cozzy* with it. the fify being made out of a rubber glove it clearly needed some lubrification, so i applied some saliva. but since i was a bit drunk and was not getting off that easily, the fify kept getting dry. a quick look around and i have spotted a tanning oil that was lying around, so i poured some into the fify and continued. in about 20 seconds i started felling a bit warm down there, which at first was nice, but in about another 20 seconds my member was on fire. i made a run for the bathroom washing down the oil as quickly as i could. after the pain was gone and my member cooled down, i started washing the fify since i was not going to give up so easily, but it almost immediately bursted.  
5 minutes later i had an other fify. i am a determined man. this time i used real lubricant and after a few minutes the deed was done filling up fify. i wanted to lay fify carefully on the table while i get cleaned, but the moment it touched the table if exploded spattering cum and lubricant all over me, the table and the wall. at which point considering all the trouble i have gone through i just burst into laughter.

TIFU by making a FIFY. NSFW