Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm a 17 year old who's in asb at my school and in several ap classes and a wide range of extra-curriculars.

i was in the middle of a test on the computer and i had just gotten finished finishing the essay part where i had noticed that i needed to fart. after almost deciding to let it rip i noticed that i felt something solid coming out so i aborted my farting mission as soon as i felt it. i then asked my ta if i could use the restroom, she obliged. 

now there was a well placed restroom across the hall but that bathroom is notorious for having shit on the ceilings,floor and handles. also i once walked in a stall only to see toilet paper hung around the stall with shit connecting it to the walls and shit on the floor, it kind of reminded me of some sort of shit ritual. so instead of going there i took my chances and went to the one across campus in the newer buildings which was generally less disgusting/nicer.

i'm fast-walking clamping my black butt cheeks hoping that i don't shit my pants on the way to the restroom. my stomach hurts  as if my assholes about to just let it rip as i get closer and closer to the restroom. i'm visibly sweating, my forehead looks greasier than kfc's fried chicken.

as i enter the restroom, a smell completely foreign to my nose hits me. it smelled worse than rotten broccoli and whatever fowl stench you can imagine. i look to the very end of the bathroom and see a huge pile of steaming brown shit on the floor in the last stall, the stall i usually go to. at this point i knew i was fucked because the stalls next to it usually don't have any toilet paper. i check stall 1, it has toilet paper "great that's cool i can shit here" i think to myself. i try and close the door behind me and the fucking black lock that connects to the other side to lock the door wouldn't reach so i get up, take the toilet paper from the dispenser and head over to stall 2. i'm now in stall 2, the stall next to the pile of steaming shit on the floor, and i try and close the door and the door wouldn't fit. it physically wouldn't fit, i tried my best to pull it the door like i'm hercules and still, it wouldn't budge. 

i had to shit and i had to shit fast. stubborn me wouldn't poop in a stall that wouldn't close and that's where i unknowingly fucked up.

i dreadingly open the last stall door with a roll of toilet paper in my hand only to see that there is not only brown steaming shit on the floor, there's a fucking penis on the wall made up of shit. i look at the floor to see if there was shit splatter and there was. i hopped over the pile of shit and narrowly avoided the droplets around pile and set the toilet paper roll up in the dispenser and wipe the toilet seat down because of course there's piss on it. i then setup my nest(example:[http://i.imgur.com/mmhym.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/mmhym.jpg)) and pull my hoodie up over my face to block the smell and finally let my huge load out into the toilet. 

i sit there on the stool only to notice that there's shit smeared on the wall next to me. i then realize that the penis on the wall is poorly drawn and the shit on the floor is splattered, suggesting that the shitter stood up far from the floor to shit.

as i finish 2 mexican boys walk in the bathroom and are hit with the terrible smell of shit on the floor and say something in spanish and english and walk out immediately after doing so. i think nothing of it, i get up wipe my ass,push my nest in the toilet,pull up my pants kick the toilet handle to flush it, hop over the now dried pile of shit and wash my hands and go back to testing only to see the 2 boys in the corner of my eye going to the office.

i sit down and finish up a couple of questions on the computer only to be interrupted by our campus security pulling me out of class. i forgot all about the ordeal which unfolded earlier because it's generally normal and i didn't anything of it, i assume i'm going home but then i'm welcomed into the assistant principals office.

he's short, overweight, white and has a nice set of green eyes. he always brags about having 3 degrees and he always commutes to school with his older model porsche 911 cayman and i notice that he's always wearing the same big,presumably expensive, watch. let's call him issa for the sake of names.

issa tells me that 2 boys saw me wiping shit all over the stall and they saw my gray shoes and pants. he also mentions that they saw my grey hoodie. i'm fucked. there's no way he's going to believe me because he's dick to everyone. i'd rather explain my situation to a brick wall but i proceed anyway. he gives me two options, admit that i was behind the shit attack on the stall or continue to deny the accusations and face police intervention. i chose the latter. the security guard, my football coach, asks me if i flushed, i said yes and he shows me the clogged toilet which proves that i did.

the school resource officer comes in, he's a tall(6'6") black man, bald headed and has one of those pedo mustaches. i sit down and tell both of them my story and how that there's no way they could've seen my grey hoodie if i was sitting down the whole time, so i assume that they saw me when i walked out of the bathroom. issa tells me that they saw me through the crack and my hand above the stall swiping, i tell issa that there's no way they could've seen me wipe shit in the first place from that distance through the crack and that there's no way they saw my hand above the stall because the shit was literally in the middle of the stall and the fact that i'm 5'6.(proof, this would've been their pov if they just walked into the restroom: [](http://i.imgur.com/g3jwxdf.jpg)). issa tells me that i'm bullshitting him and that he's going to suspend me for 5 days until they figure out what they're going to do. he then forces me to go into a separate room with the officer for him to interrogate me until i confess that i did it.

the cop interrogates me and tells me that he'll lock me up under 5150(involuntary psychiatric hold) for 72 hours if i don't tell him the truth. i freak out and start crying with snot coming out my nose and tears flowing faster than the niagara falls. i then tell him the same story i told him in the office with issa and he says he can't arrest me based off suspicion and tells me that when people say the same thing over and over, they're usually telling the truth. i feel relived however, i realize that 4th period was over and i just missed my test and ontop of that i missed an important class that i would've made in time if it weren't for the test i was taking in the computer lab. the cop leaves and we go back in issa's office

i go back into issa's office and i learn that i'm suspended for 5 days. i ask why and he says those 2 students words are more credible than mine and that there's nothing else he could do. i admit that i was stupid for using a shit filled restroom but this is just ridiculous, you're ruining my record and my chances of going to college and i might just get kicked out of asb because of you. he says he doesn't care and i shouldn't of shat in the stall that was filled with shit. 

 

i later found out that one of the boys who testified against me didn't even go in the rest room and the other saw my shoes and pants from underneath the stall from that exact pov i showed in the imgur. both substance abuse and i have pictures of them doing such, and both are known for trouble making. i don't know what else to do. my record is ruined, my life just might be over.

[NSFW]TIFU By shitting in a handicapped bathroom stall with shit smeared on the floor and walls with what appears to have resembled a penis.