Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i know what you're thinking, another maggot story.... unfortunately for me and all of us it is. while this currently happening, it has a buildup of over a week. 

so about a week ago on friday, i made a great dinner of spaghetti, chicken, potatoes and some other things. that night i feasted like a king in my apartment. i usually leave my dirty dishes and shit in the sink/stove for a day or two before washing them, as is customary with most 20 year-olds in college. 

it's worth to mention that my roommates are gone for summer and spending time with their families, so it's been only me in the apartment because i'm working over the summer near my school. making me even more of a lazy shit and leaving beer bottles and pizza boxes around longer than usual.

the upcoming week i knew i was going to be working out a different office than normal, which happens to be about 30 minutes from my parents home but over 2 hours, with traffic, from mine. it also happened that this past weekend we were taking a trip to visit some family out of the state. i found this to be the perfect opportunity to bum at my parents home for a week, get free dinners, and not stress about anything. so early saturday morning, i packed my bags, laptop, work bag, and other essentials. i have a bad memory so i was worried if i had all my work clothes, badge, and everything i needed. i figure i was all set and made out for the weekend.... completely forgetting i had a mess and leaving a paradise for the enemy in my kitchen. 

so fast forward a week, plus a few days (i took off work today as we were driving back for over 6 hours)and i arrive at my parents. then i drove an hour back to my apartment and unsuspecting of anything, i come in and drop all my things in the living room. 

i missed last nights episode of game of thrones so i wanted to settle in quickly and crack open a beer and catch up. mind you it was around 9 p.m so it was all dark and as soon as i turned on the lights, i was attacked by a horde of dothraki fruit flies!! i bobbed and weaved trying to make sense of the ambush that was upon me. i quickly saw the mess that i had left. a pot of what was once spaghetti was sitting on the stove full of maggots and flies. at this point it looked like someone had thrown up in it after a long night of vodka-redbull shots with chunks of god knows what. in the sink sat another pan of what was fagitas and its not doing well either, the greyjoy maggots have taken it over. i left a bag of open bread on the kitchen table that is now moldy and i dared not touch it. the smell is so pungent and aweful that i almost threw up from looking and smelling at everything. 

i am currently sitting outside, in the staircase, contemplating my next move. i was thinking of using wildfire to rid myself of them but on second thought, my neighbors would probably not appreciate that. what is making my shiver is thinking of what beasts lurk inside the oven, as i've realized i also left some dirty pans in there that could feed all of winterfell for the long night to come. 

it's been about an hour since i arrived and i think i'm going to get trash bags and throw everything away. i think once the dirty pans and pots are gone, so will the fruit flies?... in a few days.... eventually? i'm trying to mustard up the courage to go back in there. as i typed this it was hard not to gag recalling the scene that awaits me. 

sorry for any misspellings/typos and formatting, i am typing this from my phone in the heat of the moment. i may update this later on once, and if, i am successful. also, i really want to watch got on my nice tv.

TIFU by coming home to an apartment full of maggots and fruit flies