Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory "this didn't happen today" blah blah. this was about 20 years ago. 

once when i was in kindergarten, i did a bad thing. 

i went into my parents room knowing good and well that i wasn't allowed in there. this was the early nineties so they had one of those tall ass water beds which, to a 6 year old, is fucking bad ass. i was climbing all over this thing and pretending to surf and what not when things got out of hand. i tripped forward and my shin scraped down the post at the foot of the bed. the scrape/cut was about 2.5 inches long and not terribly deep. 

i thought, "no big deal, i'll go change into pants so i can hide it". when i went to bathe later that night, my mother noticed the wound, unfortunately. she asked how it happened? of course i, couldn't tell her that i was in her room being a little shit so i told her the next best thing. that this boy (whom i hated) at school brought his little knife to school and he was mean to me,no big deal. we're cool now, mom. well let me tell you that my mother didn't think that was cool. 

next thing i know, she's calling the cops and taking pictures of my wound along with the police. the boy's parents are notified and he ends up getting interrogated, at the age of fucking 6, by cops and parents alike. the lie went too far but i was in too deep of water, if i confess now, i'll be the one taking shit from the po po. 

when i was finally alone with my mother, she asked me again "are you sure this is exactly how it happened?" 

i couldn't take the guilt anymore. it was making me grow up too fast. "no". 

blank fucking stare. "are you fucking kidding me". me: "mom you're not supposed to say that word". nailed it, kiddo. 

so i'll wrap up the end. we got everything straightened out and i got the cops called off of that poor kid who hopefully doesn't lie in his bed every night to this day and plot his revenge. we're cool now, hopefully. 

 

edit; grammar and words

TIFU by getting a six year old interrogated by police