Definition: In this task, you're given five sentences, numbered 1 through 5, and two options a and b for possible titles for the story. Your job is to choose the title that better fits the story. Indicate your choice by 'a' or 'b'.
Input: Sentence 1: My friend caught his son jerking off and decided to have the talk. Sentence 2: He's mildly religious, so his talk was not to do it God hates it. Sentence 3: His son said God made his hand too perfect for his knob not to do it. Sentence 4: My religious friend was dumbfounded and didn't know what to say. Sentence 5: Everybody at the office is talking about it and laughing. Choices: a. Can't Beat That Logic. b. Great Friend.

a