Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway account because my primary account is somewhat known in the community. so this happened last night, i went out bar hopping with a few good buddies i haven't seen in a while. for some context, i'm a married 33yo male. i barely even go out to bars anymore because i'm very devoted to my work and well...i'm married. but i thought the opportunity was too rare to pass up. so we're at this cool saloon themed bar, i'm hanging out playing pool with my buddies having good old fashioned guy time. i notice this cute little brunette keeps eyeballing me, and actually eventually comes up and talks to me. we literally exchange 3 sentences before i hear a "oh hell no" loudly in the distance. i turn and to my horror see this fucking monstrosity of a man (i would gauge him around 6'-8" to 6'-9" and beefy) rushing up to me. there was nothing i could do, i was pinned against the pool table and gawking in fear. he grabs me by the neck with his giant hand, and picks me up...one handed. bear in mind, i'm 5'-6" and roughly 145lbs. i'm a small guy but never in my life have a felt so insignificant. so i'm sitting there confused, dangling in the air, and spits in at me "you stay the fuck away from my girlfriend" and drops me to the ground where i collapse like a ragdoll. angry, embarrassed, and drunk, i stand up and has he's walking away i say "whatever, just keeping walking, guy". the moment those words left my mouth i was regretful. but the moment he turned around and stared me directly in the eyes i knew i had royally fucked up. he started rushing towards me again, i tried to turn around to run but he grabbed me from behind, picked me up onto his shoulders and slammed me through one of the bar tables in one pretty well coordinated motion. the result probably looked a little something like [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=slammed+through+table&biw=1280&bih=631&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=x&ved=0cacq_auoamovchmi_7i3qtuvyaivec-ich0ahqdz#imgrc=iqorant41zsqzm%3a). i sat there in a pile of rubble, staring up to the ceiling, thinking why me god? buddies picked me up and took me home, offered to take me to the hospital but it was surprisingly painless at the time. so yea, my little man syndrome got the best of me at that moment. the pain just now hitting me this morning, my body aches and i think my tailbone might be bruised.

TIFU by accidently picking a fight with Goliath