Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened in 1989, so i apologize that it didn't happen today. in my defense, reddit did not exist when this occurred. 

anyways, i'll try to keep this short. my father served 20 years in the military. in 4th grade we were living on a military base and i was attending elementary school on the previously noted military base.  he was finally retiring, which meant we had to move,  so i'd be switching schools.

now, so you youngsters will understand the story i have to explain a couple of things. first, we didn't have lcd tv's, plasma, tablets, or even flat screens. we had crappy crt tv's that weigh a ton. secondly, classrooms didn't have a tv in each classroom like you kids are used to these days. back when i was a kid, the tv sat on a cart with a vcr underneather it and then that cart could be moved from classroom to classroom. on a side note, younger people will never comprehend the sheer happiness of walking into your classroom in the morning and seeing one of those carts. aaaah, memories. which brings us to that fateful day.

it was my last day of school at my current school. i was taking care of a few last things to facilitate the transfer, so my teacher sent me to my music teacher so that she could write down my grade to transfer to my new school. quick side note, i hated my music teacher and she hated the sound of velcro, so i would spend most of class slowly pulling on the velcro. as an adult i can assume she had similar feelings for me. anyways, i walk up, get my grade....and this is where the fu begins. she asked me if i could return the cart to the media room which was somewhat close to my 4th grade class. i say sure, just wanting to get done for the day (or whatever the hell my 4th grade mind thought, hell that was 25 years ago, i can't really remember). so i start pushing it down the hall. now, half the school was a few feet higher than the rest so a part of the hallway was split down the middle. one half was steps, the other was a wheel chair accessible ramp. now, despite what you all may think, i'm not a total idiot. i took the ramp. 

one last thing to know before we enter the final act. those damn carts were top heavy as hell (see big ass crt comment above). i slowly started wheeling it down the ramp and all was going fine. until the front wheels hit the part at the end of the ramp where it meets the floor. in had just enough momentum, and the tv was just heavy enough to overcome the strength of my weak prepubescent arms. i can still picture it today. it was soundless, slow, and unstoppable. with a loud boom the tv landed screen down with a huge booming/shattering sound.

i just stood there like an idiot. all along the hall teachers heads started to poke out of their classrooms. i don't remember exactly what happened, but i was told to return to my classroom. the next morning my mom called the school to see if they would need to replace the tv. luckily they were told no, that my parents wouldn't have to pay for it. so, that's the end. 

i hope you enjoyed the story.

TIFU - A long time ago, in a state far, far away, IFU.