Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: technically it was yesterday. my wife and i went out for our fifth anniversary. we talked about how we met, what happened in the last five years, how it was quite a hard time (serious illnesses, death in the family...) but how we are very glad we met and married each other.

when we went home, we considered calling an uber, but then instead took public transport, mostly because i wanted to take my bicycle home from the train station, and it's just a mile or so. we had a few glasses of wine, but were far from drunk. we drove home with the bikes in thick fog, over a completely flat and empty road. we were laughing and talking while riding, and enjoying the cold air rushing past us. i drove closer to her so she can grab my arm (because i'm way faster than her) which we do sometimes. and then our handlebars collided, and threw off her control completely. she flew through the air, and faceplanted hard on the road. i could recover (honestly i hardly felt the jolt), threw down my bike and rushed over to her. 

we spent most of the night in the emergency room, she nearly broke her jaw, lost two teeth, is now taking antibiotics and painkillers, and will have to get some serious dental work. that is not how we wanted to spend the night! at least she didn't actually die.

godfuckingdamnit.

TIFU by disregarding bicycle driving rules