Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: technically it was new year's eve, so more like three-days-ago-i-fucked-up. but i really need to tell this story because i feel so guilty and bad about myself and i really want to know how terrible other people honestly think this is.

so new year's eve night, i decided to take one of my friends to a major city near us to experience their outdoor nye party. i'm really this girl's only friend, so i wanted to make her night special. boy did that not happen.

before we braved the cold for hours, i decided we should have dinner at a hard rock cafe. i wanted to have a few drinks (she was the dd), so i ordered a rum and coke. i noticed the glass was pretty tall, but judging by the color the drink did not appear that strong, and i've had several drinks in a sitting in the past without having any problem. however, we were in a hurry to get on with our night, so i downed that drink and another faster than i normally would (maybe within an hour) and ordered a third. i'm told that before i'd had more than a few sips of the third one, i blacked tf out and apparently threw up at the table and again outside. my friend (again, the dd from the start of this plan) got me home and left me passed out on the floor.

i want to be clear, i have never had something like that happen before. i am super law-abiding, i had my first drink on my 21st birthday (i'm 23 now) and making a mess for other people to deal with in public goes against every principle and standard i have for myself. i've never had any problem turning alcohol down if i thought i shouldn't be drinking; this was a total and uncharacteristic miscalculation.  i guess i just didn't really realize how much stronger the alcohol would hit me if i drank it fast; i mean, people do shots and they're fine, right?  in any case, i ruined my friend's night, looked like a total irresponsible assclown, and apparently didn't pay for my meal (my friend says i tried, but the waitress told us to just leave instead).

i've been feeling like a piece of shit for 3 days, but i can't tell this story to anyone because my family is pretty anti-alcohol and all my friends besides the one are people i'm associated with professionally. but i have this need to know how bad people feel my screw-up really was. i actually tried calling the restaurant to see if i could give a retroactive tip to my waitress but the girl on the phone said to just forget it. i'm not sure if my friend is mad at me or not, but i said i'd take her on another trip this weekend (meaning pay for everything) if she felt that would make it up. other than that, i'm just glad that i really don't remember this experience. but i'm so down that i had to talk about it in one form or another.

TIFU by getting way too drunk