Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ill start out by saying that my brother and i have a pretty retarded sense of humour ever since watching its always sunny in philadelphia...

anyway, we could hear our neighbours out in the front yard, and we get along with them pretty well so we decided to do something funny as fuck.

my brother revved our piece of shit 50cc scooter to like 60ks an hour in the back yard and went flying out the garage door with no helmet, closely followed by me piss bolting after him, wielding a machete yelling "ill cut you cunt, dont steal my scooter you fucking rat...." all the way up the street. i stop running because im laughing so hard and casually walk back down the street to my house holding a machete, this is when i spot some brunette stunner getting the keys to the house next door from my neighbours while they all look at me so fucking puzzled and weirded out.

my brother comes back thru the garage like a minute later and we both lose it laughing not realising that she was house sitting for a week.

at dinner, dad comes in and tells me the whole story of how she is 21, single, and house sitting for the week and apparently really nice which is when i realise that even if i were to throw a basketball over the fence "accidentally" so i can go over, she probably wont even open the front door.

TIFU by making the hot, single girl house sitting my neighbours place think i am a violent, and abusive human being.