Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: first post here, i was about the age of 3 or 4. being the curious dumbfuck i was, i decided to play with a knife. my mother had told me to put the knife down, but what every toddler does, i disobeyed. i was chasing my brother with the knife into our room. i tripped over my own foot and land on my bed. for some odd reason, no pain was felt and i pull on my mom's apron. she looks down and begins to freak out that there is a knife lodged into my upper thigh. she rushes me to a military hospital because my dad was in the army at the time. all i remember from the experience is the pain i had during the surgery

TIFU by playing with a knife