Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've been getting really bad dry mouth at night recently, so instead of having to get up and walk to the kitchen multiple times; i thought i'd save myself some sleep and fill a large mason jar with water. woke up 6-7 times, and chugged the water from the jar.

last summer we had an ant problem. you know the ones, litte black satan spawn that smell like toxic oranges when you crush them. this winter they seemed to die off but apparently it's warm enough for them to wage war on my home again.

the final time i woke up, i polished off the remaining water but for some fucked reason i decided to swish it around the bottom of the jar first. that washed all the tiny demons into my final gulp, which had an odd zesty flavor. it was only after i felt the vile creatures crawling all over my face, fleeing the deadly hand that crushed countless of their brethren; that i realized i had been drinking ant laced water all night. 

much showering and vomiting ensued.

TIFU and drank a jar of ants