Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well this happened about two years ago where i was with my girlfriend(who was 16 at that time) who probably wholeheartedly liked me as i went missing for over two years before i returned to her(long story) due to personal reasons. well since i decided hey she actually waited why not give her a chance and bring her to meet my friends to gather opinions.

well it all went well on that day and since it was an island resort(i paid everything for her and god heavens it wasn't cheap considering i was on a part-time job and studying), her parents came to bring her home and i stayed over with my friends. as i gathered opinions from my friends they all said she was fine/cute/too hot for me ect ect. weirdly so, it was a group of friends whom i didn't really trust yet i didn't know why i decided to bring her to meet them. i know, fuck me right. i'd be damned if this decision didn't come a whole way round the fucking globe to stab me in the ass with a grin and a finger for my asshole.

fast forward two weeks later i found out she was secretly texting one of the guy friends of mine that she met at the island resort and somehow i managed to forgive her cause the guy was a dick and she didn't know what to do anyways since he was a creep and she wanted to be nice to all my friends. but anyway... fast forward another week where i found out she was again secretly texting one of the other guys(whom i absolutely hated) and for some weird reason(i would find out a few months later) she kept insisting for me to meet her friends on some date or so(i said no to her persistent requests cuz i was thought she was cheating on me). ok so this is where i fucked up. so somehow due to the stress of my part time job and studies(?) perhaps, i absolutely flipped out, told her to fuck off, hung up on her when she called(i ignored her texts for two days) and never contacted her and the guys again.

well sometime later, i found out that she was getting baking advice from the second guy as she decided to bake brownies for me and wanted to meet me to pass it to me, at the same time introduce me to her best friends(which i totally said no rudely to her). 

sigh... im a bad person.

TIFU: for being an absolute dick to the girl who probably loved me. well sorry ._.