Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/7tch5e/tifu_by_turning_my_girlfriend_into_a_freaking

so i showed my girlfriend the post and she had a good laugh at all the creative ways you people (deservedly) ripped me a new asshole. we then agreed we should update y'all.

she got the job! unsurprisingly as she is one of the smartest and most capable people i know. 

i've replaced the moisturizer and sincerely apologized for my stupidity in forgetting the interview date due to my own stress and being a general cretin, as well as lying about it. i am generally forgiven, but on probation - and you can bet i will never fuck up like that again.

my girlfriend wishes me to let you guys know her moisturizer was from tatcha. she also says she is a bit mad so many people assumed she wasn't saying the truth when she said she wasn't mad about the prank, only about forgetting the interview and lying. "i always mean exactly what i say thank you very much." that said, i'll take your comments to heart and never, ever mess with anyone's skincare or make up again. 

finally, there was one unexpected development. apparently my mom, a sweet retired nurse who by her own admission struggles to navigate her own inbox, is a redditor. a friend from her fb knitting group helped her set up an account cause apparently reddit knitting community is really great? anyway, mom says reddit's easy to use except search is "a bit wonky." lol.

my mom saw the post as it hit the first page and quickly pieced together it was from me (thank god i used a throwaway). then in mom logic, she actually didn't call me but my girlfriend, completely mortified, and they spent half an hour discussing what a freaking idiot i was. gf said it was a very bonding experience. 

mom also says she left a comment on the original, but i don't really want to search for it lol. but if you see this, hi mom!

TIFU by turning my girlfriend into a freaking orange (update)