Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened today, about 5 hours ago for the initial part. 


i work in the construction industry. as part of my job requires, i have to walk around on stilts for half my day and it can be a bit dangerous at times. mostly getting on or off of them. 


so i finished what i was working on and found a nice horizontal 2x6 block on an interior wall at about my foot level and took one stilt off. put my newly free foot onto said trusty horizontal 2x6 and the fucker snapped right out of the wall. i tried to catch myself, but to no avail. luckily the stilt i had taken off was leaning against the wall directly beside me and caught me. caught me right in the taint that is. 


now i'm lying on the floor, writhing in pain when my girlfriend calls. my phone was downstairs plugged into the radio, so i picked my sorry ass up and took the call. "i gotta pee really bad! i have to let you go" i said as i felt growing pressure in my appendage. no time to make the porta potty, so i go pee outside in the snow. 


blood. blood everywhere. i'm not sure if any of it was really pee, but i could have made alot of cherry sno-cones. 


thats about it, called the health line, they said as long as it stops i'm good. it stopped an hour or two later and now my pees are blood free! my fucking taint hurts though.

Tifu by trusting wood.