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Input: Text: so this is a story from about 2 years ago, but i thought i'd pass it on so here goes..

it was the night before new years eve two years ago, i was sixteen at the time. that evening there would be one of those terrible junior disco type things held at one of the nightclubs nearby. i was meeting a girl there that evening but my story begins this morning..

me and my best friend decide to get one of the tasty chicken fillet rolls on offer at the deli in town. this would be my first mistake. the delicious bread-crumbed fillet inside it's tasty roll did not last long. we returned home and i began to feel uneasy. 

my stomach got increasingly upset.. i stared at my friend with the kind of desperation you only get in a man's eyes when he's about to projectile vomit. i dash to the restroom, luckily it's a projectile, going the rest of the distance i didn't make to the sink.

later as we readied ourselves for this "junior disco" i again felt queasy and got sick in the shower a few times. but as i was meeting a girl i was reluctant to not go. i sprayed on the required minimum dosage of 800,000 sprays of deo and we left the house in my dad's car, who'd graciously offered to give me a lift. this would be his mistake.

i clutched my stomach as we turned the last corner to the nightclub. i rolled down the window as fast as i could and vomited in front of the approaching onlookers. thinking that would be the end of it i rolled my window up.. but my ordeal wasn't over.. i desperately tried to roll down the window and tried to get my mouth as close to the crack at the top to aim my 2nd and 3rd spews out the window. i didn't make it. i leaned back, covered in my own puke. we stopped for a bottle of water, i removed my hoodie and got in line for the nightclub. as i neared the top of the queue i doubled over in agony, the bouncer thought i was piss drunk and made me walk-of-shame back through the line.

TIFU by vomiting on myself and still attempting to enter a nightclub.