Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: posted this under another account; it belongs here though.

i was the bottom bass of the drum line, and we were standing in formation waiting for the curtains.

it was the last show for the seniors, one of which was a gorgeous, overachieving, super intelligent track star.
she was also the section leader. i was infatuated.

so infatuated, in fact, that i was unknowingly missing every sign that she threw my way to show that she, too, had the hots for me; this was a low point in my life, so i thought there was no way an athletic, tanned, sexy, cuban latina like her would have any interest in a skinny, dorky, pastey, clumsy burnout like me.

but she did.

she gazed lovingly and smiled at me for several months; i thought she was mocking me. she would call my name and put her finger in her mouth; i thought she was taunting me. the ways she tried to get me to make a move could fill a small novel, or at least several other, extremely embarrassing posts.

i just wasn't getting it.

so there we were, in line formation, waiting in our sections: tenors, snares and her in the middle and bass drums. i was on bottom base, and was zoning out as usual, so i didn't notice her put her snare down and starts saying goodbye to everyone in the drum line.

she said goodbye to her fellow snares and started working her way down the bass line, hugging and exchanging words with the friends she had made over her 4 year career of band.

she got to me last; i tried to be as nonchalant as possible as she hugged me, but she didn't say goodbye as she did with everyone else, which was what i was thinking would happen.

no, in a quiet voice, one she never used, she looked at me and said "kiss me", and instead of looking me in the eyes, she looked at something lower down on my face(my lips), confusing me.

my brain could not register what she said; never in a million years would i have thought a woman like her would be attracted to me.  i heard "?iss me" and so i thought of the closest reasonable approximation:

"of course i'll miss you," i said in the friendliest way i could. "you're the best section leader i could ever ask for."
for some reason i could not comprehend, this statement made her expression go rapidly from a previous look of extreme expectation to perplexed, then amused.

she chuckled and smiled without saying anything. she proceeded to cup her hand around my ear and whisper something in it. 

my half-deaf ear.

i'm pretty sure now(5 years later)that she said "i want you to kiss me"
but i heard "alkdsfjldskldfj"

so i said, "huh?"

fuck me, right?

a look of utter exasperation came over her, and she placed her hands on my chest and softly called my name.

she could have given up there.

but she was confident, and did not give up.

she closed her eyes and pointed to her closed lips(which were 12 inches from mine), and waited.

for 10-15 seconds.

i thought she was contemplating something, as she was much smarter than me, so i did nothing.

absolutely nothing.

and that turned out to be the worst possible option.

her entire face scrunched up in what i bet was the ultimate lump-in-the-throat i have ever seen.

tears streamed across her face and the sexiest, most confident girl i had ever met walked away looking the most sad and dejected i've ever seen anyone.

the memory of that haunts me to this day, but i had no idea what was going on when it happened.

my fellow bass drummer turned, looked at me with a sneer and said "you're pathetic"

and no, there was no happy ending. she didn't give up on me, trying numerous times (that could fill a dozen other posts) but by that point i already had. i'll post some more in the comments if y'all are interested.


 

shorter tl;dr: [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymodc6c7tr4])

TIFU by being oblivious to the repeated, blatantly obvious attempts of an amazing girl's attempt to get me to kiss her. In front of all of her friends.