Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was a few years ago...

i went shopping and bought all new shower stuff like shampoo, conditioner, body wash, etc.  i put all of it in the shower but for some reason left the body wash sitting on the counter by the sink.  later i was in the shower and realized my mistake.

my bathroom was small so i stepped out the shower with my right foot, grabbed the bottle from by the sink, and for a split second i told myself "don't fall" and when i stepped backwards back into the shower i lost my footing and slipped and fell, seemingly in cartoonish slow motion, landing boobs-first on the side of the tub, completely jacking my back, shoulder, knee, and elbow, and bruising the hell out of my chest and pride.  on my way down i thought "this is how it ends, they'll find me dead in the shower in a week or so" and i remember trying in vain to stop my fall.

i guess i was lucky in that despite my soreness, fear, and tarnished pride i wasn't seriously injured.  thank goodness for boobs because i think if they weren't there i would have cracked my sternum on the side of the tub for sure.

i called in sick to work that day.  to this day i am terrified of slipping and falling in the shower.

TIFU by leaving my new body wash sitting by the bathroom sink