Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my cat is old and has stomach problems so he throws up a lot around our house. he's an old family pet and honestly we just put up with it and try to make him feel comfortable while he's in his final years. i'll clean up his puke, give him water and pet him after he does it. 

today i got food poisoning from taco bell (or i don't know, just ate some and felt painfully sick) and threw up in my bathroom. i felt really awful and vulnerable after and all i wanted to do was hold my cat. 

i went to go pick him up and he smelled me, made a cringy face and ran away. now i can't find him.

bitch cat.

TIFU by thinking my cat was a good person