Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: in the space of two minutes, my computer crashed, my ipod ran out of charge, my dog shat on the carpet, i trod in my dogs shit barefoot, i got absolutely soaked whilst trying to wash my dogs shit off my bare foot, mu brother stole my ipod charger, when i went into the lounge to get my charger back the dog followed me and refused to move which made my brother angry, i smashed a clay pot by accident whilst trying to get the dog out of the lounge, i trod on the remains of the pot and cut my foot open, my brother slammed the door on my head, i trod in dog piss whilst trying to sort my bloody foot out and then smacked my head against the door in frustration and now my head is swollen. two. fucking. minutes!

Tifu in the space of two minutes.