Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened a while back, but it's still emotionally scarring. let me preface this story by saying that i hate beans and i also dislike exercise. my friends decided to go for a run and because i'm basically an extension of the couch, they left me home alone to watch dinner. i was minding my own business when i started hear rattling in the kitchen. i decided to investigate said rattling and came face to face with a pressure cooker. apparently my friend had decided to cook beans in a pressure cooker. i had never interacted with a pressure cooker before and at the time i wasn't aware of its homicidal tendencies. the pot kept on shaking and rattling- so i became concerned and did what any non intelligent person would do.. i opened that pandora's box of beans and steam. i might as well have descended into hell, because a geyser of devils droppings (aka beans) shot across the kitchen and exploded onto the ceiling. beans were everywhere and by an athletic miracle i was able to drop to the floor and dodge the meteorites of death. i felt like i was in a war zone - wet beans were everywhere and i finally managed to army crawl to safety. when my friends returned they found me on the couch soaking wet murmuring to myself about the evils of beans.

TIFU by opening a pressure cooker