Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i got drunk last night and tried to puke in a plastic bag while in bed. the bag ripped, and my barf spilled all over the carpeted floor. then i drunkenly cleaned it up completely wrong by using paper towels, my bath towel, dish soap, and all sorts of shit i found under the sink. it was still stained and smelled like puke, so i tried to use a vinegar solution to remove it from the carpet. now the room smells like puke and vinegar. never drinking again.

TIFU by puking on my carpet.