Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i was riding my bike going to return bottles for a deposit since it was nice out and i needed to go to the atm anyways. well everything was going fine until i got to the only street needed to cross which is a very busy metro highway. as soon as i got in the middle the bag ripped down the middle and everything went crash. about half the glass bottles shattered immediately. the others soon to be ran over by cars. being me i just left and tried to get away but as soon as i peddled away i heard sirens and two cops came to tell me "you better pick that up or you're headed to a different home tonight"  not wanting to start anything i simply kicked all the cans to the median and satisfied everyone.

TIFU by dropping over 40 glass bottles over a highway