Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hello all, this tifu happened a month ago and it's time i let it out. 
well apparently dogs (at least hers) react in the same way a cat does when you beam that laser on any object. dog goes crazy and start licking the wall,shoe,floor,etc..

so i was bored and my gf was in the shower and here i am. dog, me & laser pointer. we're having a blast, going from wall to the floor, doing 360's. i put the laser on the bed where i' m laying and the dog jumps up and starts licking the bed . i call it quits and put the laser down , only to look back and see the dog straight up pissing on the bed....

from all this excitement of the laser pointer , i guess i triggered the pee-here right now reflex. this was no ordinary tinkle. this was the flood gates of the yellow river. i just laid there confused and wide eyed . boom! the dog ran off, leaving a puddle between my legs...  i hear the creak of the water being shut off...

oh hell no... im trying to think of a quick solution. do i own up and explain what happened?? do i clean it? what is life?
 i got this! im slick... i scurried out of bed. brought  the dog in the room, slightly closed the door, went in the kitchen and just waited.. 
the door opens, she goes in and all i hear is something that resembled and angry "wtf no" i strolled in (snack in hand) with the oblivious "what happened"  and looked at the spot i once laid. 

i sure enough did side with my gf in shaming the dog, but as long as she knows it wasn't because of me, i feel better

TIFU By playing with Gf's Dog + Laser Pointer (maybe nsfw)