Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it's about 9.30 pm. me and my friend have just gotten back from the beach and we're in my room playing video games, chilling out, whatever. the doorbell rings. 

there are two cops at the door. okay, interesting. they ask me if my name is **neil person**. i'm not, i bought a car off him a week and a half ago then. my name is **joe everyguy**. i tell them that. 
they say,

"joe, do you know where your car is?"

i look past them out to the front lawn where i left it, and its gone. not there. i kind of have this moment that feels like it takes forever of trying to process it over in my head. i left my car there. cars not there now. but i left it there. keys are in my pocket.

"it's stolen!?" i blurt out.

eventually, they lead me to the street and point down the road.

my car crashed into a womans brick mailbox, totally ruining it - as well as the front bumper of my car. if it had kept going it would have crashed into the living room of a house which had a family sitting in it at the time. 

all of the neighbours were out the front watching, apparently it had been a commotion in the streets for quite some time. the police and the owner of the house turned out to be pretty cool with it.

there are a lot of attractive young women in my street it turns out. i have just ruined all chances with absolutely every one of them. 

top score.

TIFU and left my car in drive when I parked it on a slight incline. Tonight I met everybody in my street.