Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a few minutes ago i decided to smoke a cigarette before watching a movie on netflix and going to bed. i'm not supposed to smoke inside, but i live in a crappy area where all of the crackheads in my complex are still awake and will flock to beg for smokes if they see anyone light up within a hundred meter radius. this makes my bathroom the only decent place to smoke at night. i'm sitting on top of the toilet lid as i extinguish the butt and throw it in the trash. the toilet lid is formed of some really thick thermoplastic in a convex shape. when i sit on it to smoke, i have to remember to take my weight off of the seat slowly, or else a couple of seconds after the fact, it'll pop up super loudly, scare the shit out of my dog (who i leave in the hallway when i smoke), and wake my roommate.

this time i wasn't being careful and let my ass rise a couple of inches above the temporarily caved-in seat lid. all of a sudden, pop! the small-arms-fire sound anounced the apex of the seat popping up and smacking me right in the sack! all i can compare it to would be if someone activated an airbag right behind my scrotum. it stung so badly that my stomach is churning from the release of...well, whatever chemical makes you wanna shit your pants when you become mortally wounded. i swear i can feel it all the way up to my fucking tongue. fuck. sorry for poor grammar, or whatever. i thought it best to assume a spread eagle, supine position while i typed this on my phone.

TIFU by smoking in the bathroom