Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened last night.  i had a sore back, i knew we were out of ibuprofen, but i had seen a bottle of children's ibuprofen in the cupboard. we got it through a mixup - i thought it was a kids med my wife had asked someone to borrow (having recently overheard her conversation). anyway, i read the bottle, 100mg/pill (i overlooked "chewable")... poured out 4 pills and downed then with water. fast forward 30 minutes and i'm feeling tired, really tired.. ok bed it's time... i stand up and walk toward the bathroom and feel like i'm walking underwater.  movements are wishywashy and feel abstract .. and my thought was "i'm going to sleep good." rounding the corner into the bathroom i mangle my toothbrush with paste...mmm mint.... "am i dreaming this..?"  .... staring off into space starts going south fast, balance is going, muscles are jellyifing... life is like really high res slow motion... what did i take?... go to cupboard, pour the pills out... capsules. shit. one is a different color than the others... not a good sign. i look them up... temazepam 30mg. i hope 120mg of this shit is ok... i drink a bunch of water and head for the bedroom feeling like i'm on one of the moving walks at the airport, and i fuuuucking melt into bed... 11pm.

my alarm goes off at 5:00am. i'm playing golf with my boss today.

told my wife (nurse) what happened she was pissed (that scared/shocked kind of pissed). i was confused.

my golf game today was weeeeaak.

what if we'd given it to the kids instead?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/temazepam

does anyone know more about this drug and what that dose essentially did to me?

 

edit: spelling 

edit: i love the concern from you guys, and the feedback! these aren't my wife's pills though... it's a bottle i picked up off a table at a bbq at a camp (20 or so people) ... i only picked it up and put it with our stuff because i thought it was what she'd wanted/needed for the kiddo (based on what i overheard). i'm 95% certain it was my cousins boyfriend leaving his stash out by mistake. he typically drinks a lot at gatherings, but this day he wasn't drinking, he was just kind of quite all day.

edit: for clarification, on the "you stole someones meds" talk.  judge if you want but parenting is nearly constant chaos... here's detail i left out because i thought it might be an uninteresting addition. and yes, it was dumb to not actually see what the pills were, oblivious, lesson learned... 
(this is elaborated on from a comment i made below.)
i remember the whole thing. 
lalala fun, sun, running kids, swimming, etc.  
(marvelous summer chaos muffles some words.)
i'm standing near the cooler, with my back to my wife and a few others.
overheard by me a few seconds after my kid runs by.
"mommy my head hurts... i don't have ... we're not at home."
cue aunt beth, "i think i have some i'll go check." walks into house...
shortly thereafter i walk in house and see a bottle on the end of the table. literally placed out there in the manner that it would be if you intended for someone to come get it. no aunt beth around. i bring bottle out to where our family stuff is. people are no longer in their earlier places. i set bottle down near kids stuff and forget about it. bottle gets scooped up and stuffed in bag with all the other stuff in "our pile" when it's time to go.
days later, putting away everything else, i see it, i shook it without opening it and guessed that there were too few pills to be worth returning to aunt beth who lives hours away. there it sat in the cupboard for a couple months.

here's what it was - goodsense junior strength ibuprofen, orange flavor. it looked cheap and sounded nearly empty.
https://www.amazon.com/goodsense-strength-ibuprofen-reliever-reducer/dp/b008y5vfh0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=utf8

original post begins here.

also,
called aunt beth yesterday. not hers or her families, i trust that.
i have suspects, i'm asking one by one if they are "missing anything".

TIFU by taking "Ibuprofen". AKA Please only keep pills, of any kind, in the container they came in!