Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened about a month ago, i was sleeping and suddenly heard the doorbell ring, i rush to the door in my pijama and open it to see the mailman bring a package i've been waiting for for an eternity. the guy asks me to sign the form and looks for a place to put it, but didn't find any, so he put it on the ground. 

here's where the fuck up happens, i was wearing my favorite pijama, that is also my most used ones, and as a guy, i tend to scratch my balls a lot. since the fabric of the pants is so slim, i managed to make a gigantic hole in it, and recently became big enough for my whole package to fit in. the second thing is that my gym instructor told me to avoid kneeling and try to do squats instead, to relieve pressure on my back.

so there i am, with the form on the ground, ready to do a squat to sign it, with a gigantic glory hole in my pants! i get down, sign the form and look at the mailman, who was making the most horrified face i've ever seen. it was quite early in the morning and i was still sleepy so i didn't pay attention to it. the guy thanks me, rushes away and i close the door thinking what the hell was wrong.

it took me a good 10 minutes while scratching my balls to realize i just flashed my junk to the mailman.

[NSFW] TIFU by opening the door in my pijama.