Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this one happened a long time ago when i was in my freshman year in college. that first year i lived in the dorms and i was on a meal plan where you got like 14 meals per week from the cafeteria. two meals a day was usually good enough but occasionally my roommate and i would get hungry, so once we bought some cereal and a half-gallon of milk. we pretty quickly ran out of milk, but we still had cereal. since the cafeteria was all-you-can-eat, we thought that we would take a bunch of milk back to our room for late night cereal cravings. but what to put the milk in???

we had an empty bottle of boones farm wine. for those uninitiated, it's like a $3 bottle of wine with a screw cap. i ran the bottle under scalding hot water to get the last remnant of wine out. then at dinner we filled it up with milk and tried our forbidden dairy later on that night. balls!!! it still tastes like boones farm! i put it back in the fridge and promptly forgot about it. 

fast forward 6 months. i wake up one morning and there is an unbearable smell of shit in my room. i went into the hall to use the community bathroom and the entire floor smelled. after coming back, i see something leaking from our fridge. i open it and am instantly punched in the face by a smell that i cannot put into words. i puke somewhere but that is the least of my worries. the science project i created built up enough pressure to totally explode the glass bottle until death-scented cottage cheese leaked all over the place. 

i couldn't get the smell to go away so we bought a bunch of glade mountain berry candles to mask the smell of the apocalypse. didn't really work. i moved out a week or so later and lost my deposit.

TIFU by stealing milk in an unsanctioned container