Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway account here. and this didn't happen today.
i cannot poop in the morning. i do it at office and after lunch. since my office restroom are always clean i prefer that to my home, which is a small one bedroom - one bathroom - one kitchen piece of shit.
so there i am, sitting on the can, browsing through some random shit when i was done. so, still distracted by what i was reading, i guided the hand faucet to my ass. now, here is where i fucked up. while adjusting the position of the mouth of the faucet i screwed up and the jet of water that came out entered my ass. 
head first.
i nearly dropped my phone. i clicked off the screen and finished my duties and headed back to my place.
see, i didn't know the shit storm that would ensue. i go and sit in my place and my tummy feels real weird. i get this urge to fart and i do. so, instead of air, to my utter horror, liquid gushes out. i can feel it staining my pants and soaking my chair. and it doesn't stop! for the longest second water was gushing out of my asshole.
panic of the worst kind sets in.
then, the smell. oh my god! it smelt so bad i wanted to barf. my boss, who sits right next to me, gets all twitchy around the nose area. out of the corner of my eye i could see him stop working and take a good whiff of the air. he turned green. he turned and looked at me,"hey waterypoop534, do you smell that?". 
"smell what bossman?"
"smells like shit"
i just want my chair to eat me alive at this point.
"you know bossman, i do"
"i am calling maintenance"
he dialled their number and i just sat there, my pants wet and my ass becoming colder by the second because of the insane air conditioning. after what seemed like eternity the maintenance crew showed up. knowing that the commotion was all i could ask for, i got up, pushed the shit soaked chair under the desk and dashed to the bathroom. no one saw me thank god.
i am never using these pants again.

TIFU by pooping water