Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: we're preparing dinner and messing around in the kitchen, and we've got this cool new cheese that we wanted to try out. so i cut a piece off and handed it to her on the knife. she bit down, but a piece fell on the ground. in my somewhat inebriated state, i instinctively bent over to pick it up fast... knife still in her mouth.

i look up at my suspiciously silent girlfriend and see her holding her mouth. i look at the knife in my hand and realize what i'd just done.

thankfully, it's just a tiny cut that will probably be gone by tomorrow, as the knife barely touched her. i frantically apologized, she said it's okay... but i think i'll be sleeping with an eye open for a few nights just in case.

TIFU by almost turning my girlfriend into the Joker