Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok so this happend when i was about 6 years old (2 weeks into elementary school). one afternoon i was play with good old plasticine in my room, i remember it was green one cause the scene's still stuck in my head ever since. i was using plastic tools to form it and that kinda worked but somehow i thought, well maybe a metal tool will do better... and so i went to get i little metal knife cause i knew where my father hid one of those. the blade probably wasn't longer than 5cm but anyway i wasnt very experienced with that of course so i used it the wrong way pulling it though the plastine from the bottom to the top and you probably tell what happend then. i pulled a little too hard and it snapped into my eye, i jumped up, screamed, of course, and my mum already ran upstairs and immediatly called an ambulance. the knife already was out of my eye at this point, it happend really fast. i know that it didnt bleed at all and i barely noticed the pain since i was at shock but i had to get two or three surgeries within 2 weeks just so i could keep my eye. i hit right in the center to the back of my eye and there a scar across my "macula" (i think its called). today my exesight is around 5% on that and from my perspective i see a black blur/point in the middle whereever i look and kind of like blurry shapes and colors around just like a person who didnt put his glasses on except it cant be fixed with glasses. ( sounds funny when i say it but kinda like if you put a pumpkin on in minecraft :d ). still could do my driving licence and everything; it doesnt cause any big problems, i think at least.
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my eye: http://i.imgur.com/kgmspkh.jpg?1 (sfw)
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TIFU (well not today but when I was younger) by stabbing myself in the right eye... [maybe mildly NSFW]