Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: At every family gathering ever, when around children, I've been sitting on my phone looking at Reddit or listening to music. This child then (usually) proceeds to stare at me like a child does, then trips and gets hurt. 
After the kid gets hurt they run to their parents crying and for some reason says I hurt them, probably because I was the last thing they saw before getting hurt.
Then the parents, and all my other relatives give me weird looks and I think they've been talking shit behind my back.
I've literally done nothing but scroll through Reddit or something like that.

I now try to avoid children because of this, and I get anxious every time there are young kids around me, because I don't want to be falsely accused of hitting children. I mean everyone is gonna believe the kid, not the child abuser, obviously.

So AITA for not wanting to go to family gatherings and sit by the children? 

I have to sit at the kids table because I'm only 15.

hating children