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Input: I’m visiting my in laws for Christmas, and in preparation for Christmas she cooked her turkey on the 23rd December and cooked her ham on the same day. She carved it up and left it out on the side because the kitchen was cold enough for it to sit overnight. Then put it in the fridge. By the time it came to Christmas Day, she served the meat fridge-cold and bone-dry. I asked if she could warm my meat up in the microwave, which she did, then when she asked how it was I said “a little dry”, which she didn’t reply to.



Afterwards she asked how I would do a roast turkey, and as a chef, I told her that I would have done it fresh on the day, gave her tips on how to carve it, and make gravy from the juices of the bird. Then how to roast a gammon to keep it fresh and moist, which she just nodded along to.



Later in the day my partner came to me asking what I said to his mum. She told him she was massively offended, that I was slagging off her food and she was crying saying she thought she ruined Christmas for everyone. 



I tried to ask her if she’s ok, and she kept saying “next time I’ll make the meat extra WET!! I didn’t know people wanted it WET!!” And was crying saying we wouldn’t be coming over again for years.



Now my partner, his brother, his mum and stepdad are all acting weird with me, but when we were eating I said the food was delicious. Which it was, if not very dry. 


She gave me a backhanded comment asking saying we should cook next year and I said “it would be my pleasure!!!” Which just made things worse!


Am I the asshole? 

telling my mother in law how to cook meat