Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: got super sick, can barely even move. 

i previously had a cold and couldn't really taste them, so i kept eating them.

now i'm dying. 

edit: this is op's friend. op is currently in the hospital suffering from severe intestinal blockage.

TIFU by eating doritos that were expired in 2005. FUCK MY LIFE.