Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this tifu happened last night. my room is relatively small so to optimise space my bed is the top half of the room (ladder to get up), leaving space underneath for a desk etc. my room also has two lights, one main light (wall switch) and one reading lamp, for the bed. when i go to sleep the routine is to stand on the chair to my desk, stretch up and i can just reach the reading lamp to turn it on. (the reading lamp is on the opposite side of the bed to the ladder, so it is more practical to use the chair method). then i turn off the main light, leaving the lamp on for me to get into bed. this allows me to skip the death-satan-horror movie creature period of absolute chaos as i try to scramble up the ladder in complete darkness to avoid shrek's goodnight buttfucking(among other childhood nightmares).

regardless every night i successfully turn on the lamp, turn off the main light and calmly proceed to go to sleep. yesterday, however, was a different story. yesterday i was wearing some loose-ish pants without a belt(mistake no.1). as i was performing the chair-light manoeuvre, and stretching to get the switch, my pants promptly slipped down to my ankles. surprised, yet unfazed i attempted to step down off the chair(mistake no. 2), however to my ever greater surprise, my foot didn't touch the floor. it was held aloft by the pants hooked around my other ankle. unfortunately i continued stepping down pushing me and the chair (via the one foot still on the chair) over the point of balance, to have the chair and my weight come crashing down onto a single toe.

now would be a good time to mention the i have had an ingrown toenail on the inside side of the nail of my big toe (i know, disgusting) for over six months (even more disgusting), it's probably been longer but i have lost count of how long, so six months is a rough guesstimate. whatever.

side note: i have had an ingrown toe nail before, you just squeeze out the puss, put some betadine (or other antiseptic) on the affected area and dada! back to normal. cut your nails flat next time just to be sure. on my special ;) toe i think the infection got under the nail? or under the skin?. something happened to my ingrown toe nail that resulted in my body shutting it off from the rest, creating a hard lump cyst thing. it really hurts whenever i kick it.

so lo and behold, the chair landed, with all its energy, on my poor, infected toe. all the kinetic energy of that well built, sturdy chair was converted into energy of deformation in my toe. so yeah my toe hurt a lot. a really lot. i had trouble sleeping afterwards becasue i had to keep moving my leg becasue the pain was real. it was a weird impulse the i couldn't keep my foot/leg still for long. like a hard-wired instinct that i couldn't ignore. have any of you experienced a similar thing? like the feeling of the pain creeping up your leg and you have to move it to distract you? eventually i fell asleep with a cold pack carefully nestled around the wound. but holy shit that hurt. i hadn't felt pain like that for a long period of time.

 

edit:link - here is my manky toe: http://imgur.com/a/koeqp

TIFU by wearing loose pants and making bad choices