Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, as is tifu traditional, my fuck up didn't happen today, it happened about four months ago. 

four months ago i was having trouble sleeping, so i was spending a lot of time on reddit, wikipedia, and youtube. while on youtube i learned about the [mccollough effect] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/mccollough_effect) basically, if you stare at [two gradients] (http://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/2007-09-22-the-mccollough-effect-2.jpg) for long enough it messes up your brain. **so don't click on those links if you value your brain** seeing as you are a reddit user, you probably will anyway. right? right. so if you stare at those gradients for long enough you should see faint colors imposed on [this gradiant] ( http://www.listnerd.com/cache/a33b97eac1e90a3ca6f5d2443efe60ee_w500_h500.jpg) which i promise is white. anyway, i decided i was going to stare at this for half an hour, having nothing better to do. i researched this first, and the longest mccollough ( the discover) tested it was 15 minutes. this had effects lasting for *three and a half months* to hell with it i thought. i'm a rebel, so i did it anyway.
turns out that the coloring shows up on any horizontal or vertical bars. my once white blinds now appear green. the back of my chairs appear red. i've been the butt of a bunch of jokes in my family. 
it's been 4 months. the symptoms show no sign of letting up. i realize that it's not as royal as some of the other fuck ups here... but this is driving me nuts. 

 

**edit**
for those trying it... it works best if you alternate staring, about fifteen seconds on the red one, then fifteen on the green one.

TIFU by testing out science.