Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well, it happened a few days ago, but anyways...

i bought my first (used) car ever, so needless to say i was pumped. i had been anticipating the day for months, and it finally happened. since i'm still a teenager and live with my parents, it was pretty much a given that my car would be parked outside. living in the hellhole also known as the midwest, my parents were definitely not going to give up their garage spaces. in the winter i will try to get them to possibly reconsider. (not)

so, my mom had been putting off getting her car windshield fixed for over a year, but she somehow decided that the weekend after the 4th of july was the best time to do it....... okay, mom. 

crazy azz lady coming to fix windshield flies up our long driveway like it's the indy 500. alright. maybe she thinks its the road...? then she proceeds to back her ginormous utility van into the side of my car. (oops) she was probably hungover from the weekend or some stupid shit. 
having had this car for less than 4 days, i was obviously pissed, and now the majority of the driver's side of the car is damaged. the driver door needs to be completely replaced, wheel well needs to be fixed.

TIFU by parking my car outside