Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: Throwaway because im a pussy and im worried about hate on my main account.

Out to dinner with friends. My gf, her friend, friends bf. I know her friend just enough to be friendly with her but to also not know much about personal stuff.

So the friend starts making fun of LA, saying that people from LA are "just a bunch of arrogant douches."

I myself have had bad experiences with the whole "portland" subculture. Just think its filled with a bunch of pretensious hipsters who think theyre revolutionizing society by saying "reactionary" a lot. Not a fan of the art either.

I reply, "You think LA is bad? Try Portland. Ive never seen a city produce so much shit that theyre apparently unable to smell. "

Smile drifts from her face. "Actually IM from Portland.".

I reply "Ok. Sorry."

Rest of the night was weird af. GF said later her friend was mad at me. She said i attacked Portland out of nowhere when we were talking about LA. Well what if I was from LA and was offended at what she said?

Whose the ass? Is it me?

accidentally telling someone from Portland people from Portland are losers