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Input: Newlywed here and burner for obvious reasons. 

My husband and I live in a apartment with one bathroom. 

We both work from home and have appointments with clients (out of the home) starting at 12. 

Each morning at 8 am my husband goes to the bathroom for 30 minutes. Fine I have time before my next appointment. He then goes in again to poop AGAIN at 10 am for 30 minutes and takes a 30 minute shower.  He has zero medical issues he just takes his sweet time in there. Probably looking at Reddit or something. 

My husband is in the bathroom for at least an hour and a half each morning. I find it impossible to be in there that long and inconsiderate to me. For example if I have to use the restroom I’m in there for no longer than 5 minutes max. My showers are 20 minutes max.

His hogging of the bathroom is constantly making me late and I can’t do my hair and makeup like I should.

I told him he needs to be a lot quicker or find a public restroom to do his business- he says that he can’t be quicker it’s just his speed. It’s created arguments with us. I find it impossible to believe a man needs 20-30 minutes to poop. 

We live in a high cost of living area and our place is very small- and there is a shortage of rentals so moving is not an option. 

AITA for telling him to hurry up? 

telling my husband to take less time in the bathroom