Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: let me start this off by saying i've only been smoking weed for about 2 months so i'm not the most experienced. 

my best friend (let's call him bill) was spending the night and i had a couple of grams on me so might as well smoke right? 
wrong. 

i don't have a lot of privacy at my house so we had to go to the local park (walking distance) and smoke there. when we got there, there was one car in the parking lot and a light on in the place where they keep all of the sport equipment. we didn't think anything of it (stupidly) and kept on our marry way. 

we find a spot behind a tree that covered most of the places that could see us. so we lit up and everything was fine. but we were baked as fuck and could not go back to my house in this condition. so we go chill at a bench in the park until we cool down and hopefully my parents fall asleep. 

while waiting there, we see that one car leave and think we are in the clear. except when a cop car rolls through the parking lot about 2 minutes later. (that fucker called the cops on us!). so naturally we freak the fuck out and jump into a nearby bush near the street. we had no idea where the cop had gone and whether or not he saw us on the bench, so we had to flee. we end up hauling ass through a couple of streets and through a neighborhood running for our dear lives. 

we both make it home, surprised the cop did not see us running though a 6 lane street. i was still freaking the fuck out though. so what would a 16 year old boy do to relieve some stress? that's right. knitting. no, i choked the fuck out of my monkey. the only problem was i couldn't bust! i was still high, but that's no excuse for taking a whole hour. 
when i finally feel it coming, i'm glad because i kept getting cramps in my hand. so here's the big moment, i was cumming! the only problem was that i was so high i forgot the fapkin. and with the upward arch of my dick, i came straight onto my face.

TIFU by getting high. (double TFIU)