Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: lemme start by saying i'm a farm manager in australia, and at the end of the picking season we host a massive party for all the pickers and packers on the farm grounds, it's friday night (saturday morning) currently for us australians. this year was particularly large with a turnout of well over 300. so i'm there with the other managers and people are just throwing the drinks at us, it's barely 9:00 and i'm 5 beers down, 9:45 and i'm 8 down. to give you all a bit of perspective, i'm 18 years old and (apparently) the world's biggest lightweight. bam; alco sickness starts to hit. 'i got this' i think 'i can hold my alcohol' i think. by the beard of zeus i was so wrong. 

i sneak away and try to have a sneaky vom, far away from where anyone would know i chucked up, feeling that i had to keep my reputation in tact, i didn't want to be the guy that had the story that makes people think 'goddamn. that's fucked'. sit there for ten mins waiting to open the floodgates. nothing comes up. so i shrug my shoulders and head back. 

i get back to see my mate's pulled a girl over (never seen her before) and is winging me the shit in. he hands me a bit of weed, talks about my dick for a bit, she's completely for it, i'm completely for it and at some point it becomes apparent that we're gonna fuck. so she's already dirty talking as we're getting into the manager's office and i'm giggling like a fucking twelve year old that's looking up vaginas for the first time in google images and she's taking off my pants and i'm taking off her shirt and i'm thinking to myself 'fuck yeah i'm so good at this fucking hell can't even tell that i'm a virgin' and then i feel the slightest bulge in my chest followed by bile in my mouth. i swallow it back. keep doing my work; kissing here rubbing there. i got this. i'm good. i'm on her chest and she's moaning, and then....vomit. so much vomit. dripping from her breasts. running from my chest. covering the office floor. it smells like the worst, most rotten cheese crossed with decaying carcass of small animal. kinda chunky too.


she said a soft 'oh' and tries to help clean


vomit another 8 times while she's trying to help clean


the office is covered in my cheesy chunky vomit.     


my dad (another manager) takes me home.


lying in bed now, stoned and drunk and waiting for tomorrow to blow over.

unsurprisingly...i'm still a virgin :[

Tifu. Oh God I just royally & utterly fucked up my first time having sex [NSFW].