Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this just happened about 30 minutes ago. i'm 13 years old and i'm in 8th grade. just like other 8th graders, we would talk about things we shouldn't be talking about. my friend is texting me because of some breaking news of a video game and he says he's coming home from paintball. i said, "you guys should've shot some kid in the ass so he couldn't sit down in class." then he said, "i got shot in the ass a couple of times and it didn't hurt." my smartass responds with "were they cumshots"? he then tells me that his mom was sitting beside him reading the texts. 

 

edit: my friend's dad is also my hockey coach :(

TIFU by Saying My Friend Got Creamed in The Butt