Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory "not actually today but recently" bs... i go to college in a kinda sketchy area of town and of course why would i pay for parking if i can park on the street? so i'm walking the 2 whole blocks to my car and i head this lady on one of the cross streets screaming. i look to see her yelling at this adorable, happy, innocent, little dog. sad enough, but then she whips out the pepper spray. she's going straight for this little guys eyes, so i speak up to tell her to stop. she starts hawking at me that this teeny-ass dog was gonna attack her. so as she kept spraying, dumbass me decides to walk over to the dog and get him somewhere safe. he has a collar, so if i can get him in my car i can look at his tag and find the address. well, the one issue is that i walked straight into a thick mass of several fresh clouds of pepper spray. my eyes and throat have never stung so badly. i couldn't keep my eyes open long enough to see much and breathing, even after walking away, felt like my lungs were combusting. nice. the dog ran away, but the lady decided to walk the other direction. i guess at least the dog was okay.

TIFU by trying to help a dog but really getting peppersprayed.