Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok, so i should start this story by mentioning that, whilst i've had a few close calls, my virginity is still sticking to me like a fucking limpet as i approach my 23rd birthday. i keep coming pretty close and then something gets in the way. in this case my early-splurge.

this happened a few weeks ago at a friend's house where a bunch of us were visiting. during the day we hung out with a bunch of her friends, one of whom i thought was really cute, but way out of my league.

we had a house party later and, with about 4 litres of beer in me, it turns out she's not out of my league after all. i walk her home, we make out a lot, i sleep in her bed, we make breakfast together. all very nice. no sex happened, we were both too drunk.

the next day we're texting and we decide to go out again later in the week.

now, in an attempt to provide context for my imminent seminal false start, when i say my friends 'house' it's more like a room with an en suite, that 4 of us were sharing. i stroke my schlong fairly regularly when i'm on my own, but with 4 of us in a room and paper-thin bathroom walls, there were no wanks to be had all week.

by the time my second date came around, i had been 6 days without ridding my balls of semen. it went really well, we went for a long walk, watched a film, made out some more, i probably could have made a move then, but i didn't. perhaps i would be telling a different story if i had.

we slept in the same bed again. sleep was going well, as it usually does, when for some reason i wake up. "my dick's twitching, that's weird" i think to myself as i drift back off to sleep.

we wake up and, what can i say, my underpants are a splooge filled mess. i mean, i suspect my dick better resembled a giant, slime covered slug than a functional penis. turns out my dick twitching was in fact that, post-cum, blood leaving the dick dance.

of course this is the time when the making out heats up. she puts my hand between her thighs, but all i can think of is how weirded out she's going to be when her hand ventures south and finds the path to glory coated in my man juice.

eventually with no progress made she decides it's time for her to go shower and get dressed. i left my friend's city without seeing her again, walking into the proverbial sunset, jizzed soaked boxers in hand and virginity intact.

TIFU by Jizzing in my Pants [NSFW]