Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: let's start off with a bit of backstory, we dated for 3 months 5 years ago. she was in love with me, but at the end of the day i was heading off to college and with her still in high school there was going to be no way to maintain the relationship. fast forward to yesterday, i'm back in the same town and get a message from her. we end up going out for frozen yogurt, because apparently nobody eats ice cream these days, to catch up on our years apart. thinking that we could be friends i invited her to go rock climbing the next day (today). it was a great time, and according to my male brain and it's (shockingly limited) processing power all was fine. she wanted to meet back up tonight. turns out she has a huge hatred for me. also turns out she's been training in muay thai. as soon as i was within striking distance there were a flurry of punches hitting my throat and mid section. being in a secluded area i did my best to just walk away. eventually she must have tired from hitting the back of my head and left. i guess that friendship isn't going to work out.

 

edit: there's are several people doubting that this happened, if someone who has photoshop wants to edit out the number and names involved i have all the screenshots saved on my laptop and would gladly post them.

edit 2: whelp, i was only able to crop the images so i excluded some of the early messages. i'm not sure how it reads without proper context but here's the link. http://imgur.com/a/lflpp

TIFU By trying to be friends with my ex-girlfriend