Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as my username suggests, i spent 30 years as a mormon. i recently left the church and have decided to make up for lost time. i've spent most of my adulthood sober and alcohol is a completely new experience to me. up until last night i have tried whiskey, beer, wine, etc. but my exposure to this world is very limited. so a few nights ago i picked up a bottle of champagne. i decided to try it last night. i undid the foil and unscrewed the wire around the cork. i saw the cork and figured i'd use the wine opener. i plunged the sharp instrument into the cork and began twisting. a short while later, the bottle explodes, shards of glass fly everywhere. a jagged chunk about three inches long misses my face by a millimeter. on the bright side, the small amount of champagne left in the bottle was quite good.

TIFU by opening champagne with a bottle opener