Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so everyone at my girlfriend's house chipped in to buy a dildo with a suction cup on it just to put in random places. random places included the refrigerator, a crockpot (for the purpose of calling it a cockpot) and using it as a toilet paper holder. we were messing around with it (please do not take that out of context) and discovered it could stick to foreheads for a few seconds, but could stick to mine for at least a minute at a time. like most people would do in this situation i kept it on my forehead for half the night. i may have a college education, but didn't piece together the fact that the suction would leave a hickey of sorts. i have to meet with the head of my research lab tomorrow for a potential promotion and i'm hoping she doesn't notice the blatant hickey on my forehead. from a dildo.

 

i don't have a picture of the hickey, but enjoy this picture of the dildo on my forehead. http://imgur.com/nsoa7vz

edit: apparently this has happened to other people before. i'm not the only person who has ever had a giant hickey on their forehead from a dildo. i'm not sure what to think.

TIFU by misusing a dildo