Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: alright here's a short story about how i drank my own piss.... so a couple times every night i have to get up and take a leak. i live in a loft in this person's house, and every time i leave or enter my room i have to climb up or down this ladder; which is a real pain. the bathroom is downstairs. yesterday i was extremely tired. i was laying in bed ready to go to sleep. suddenly, i got the urge to piss. i was not climbing down that fucking ladder. i had a cup that was empty, so i rolled over, grabbed it, and took a piss in it then just set it on my table and passed out. i wake up at about 6 am in a really foggy state and i'm really thirsty so i grabbed the cup that i pissed in. it was heavy, there must be water in it (i thought). i took a big swig out of it and tasted the most foul liquid i've ever tasted in my life. i immediately spit it back in the cup and realized "fuck, i just drank my own piss." i climbed down the ladder and ran to the bathroom and washed my mouth out and brushed my teeth and tongue for like 10 minutes.
piss is disgusting. i cant even imagine what shit must taste like and hope i never fuck up and eat my own shit somehow. i don't think i will. i'm a pretty smart guy. if someone paid me $10,000 i'd probably eat shit though. thanks for reading. moral of the story: don't piss in a fucking cup that you drink water out of and leave it on your table. just get up and go to the fucking bathroom.

TIFU ; I accidentally drank my own piss this morning