Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i bought my female friend [pepper spray](http://www.amazon.com/sabre-compact-pepper-spray-release/dp/b000uvtdlg/ref=sr_1_2?ie=utf8&qid=1364349317&sr=8-2&keywords=sabre+red) and thought it would be a good idea to order an extra for myself to carry on my keychain just in case somebody tries to mug me at knifepoint or something. big mistake.

today, the safety got deactiated somehow and it deployed in my pocket during class. pretty sure the entire canister emptied all over my leg before i noticed the slight burning feeling. 

not wanting to miss out on any calculus notes (have an exam early next week), sat through the entire lecture with the inside of my pants soaked with the pepper spray and my leg feeling like it was sitting in a vat of habanero peppers. i thought the worst was behind me....

nope. got up out of my seat and suddenly it felt like somebody was trying to light my balls on fire. the pepper spray spread... suddenly i was experiencing borderline agony. it stung bad. really bad.

quickly traveled home while trying not to yell at the pain, stripped naked, and hopped into the shower. big mistake - this made is so much worse. suddenly my balls were being incinerated. 

i posted about it on facebook and did a lot of googling and tried many of the remedies (baby oil shampoo was the most effective so far). my balls feel much better now but my leg still is burning. this occured over four hours ago and i am still suffering the consequences. tifu

TIFU by accidentally spraying myself in the balls with pepper spray