Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this technically happened last night, but i'm just now recollecting bits and pieces of last night's drunken stupor. 

anyways, so it was a pretty normal saturday night. my best friend and i are getting ready, we love to go out clubbing, typical girls hauling every item of clothing out and checking ourselves out before veto-ing it and trying something else. i was in the midst of doing laundry, so my options were a bit more limited then usual, so i went for every girl's classic: **the lbd**. perfect. it's one of my favourite dresses, i know it looks great, it's a bit short but whatever. then i decided *ouu, i definitely need some sexy underwear for this*, because fuck it, thats what girls do. 

after searching through my drawer, finding period panties, underwear i only wear with sweatpants, thongs i wear strictly when i know i'm getting laid…. and voila! find my favourite thong. it's just plain black silk, just very average and that's why i think it's so sexy. i usually only wear them on a special occasion, but it's laundry day. so i'm wearing my lbd and sexy black thong. i feel good. 

anyways, we go to the bar, pretty typical, do some stupid shit. we meet a few of our friends, our group of bar hoppers is growing and we're all pretty drunk. typical night. we live in canada, so last call is at 1:50 am (insanity, i know) and we usually head home around 2:30. we all want to drink a bit more and smoke some weed, so, **hey everybody, after party at my house!** we get a couple of cabs and wind up at my house. 

we're outside hauling on a joint, probably about 10 of us, when i realize ah shit…. i *really* have to pee. like really, really need to pee. but it's just a few puff puff passes before my turn in the roto, so i decide to wait it out. doing a bit of a dance, trying to not make it too obvious, the j reaches me, puff, puff, time to pass and i run into my house to pee. 

i head up a few flights of stairs,  hike my dress up and sit my ass down on the toilet to pee. *ahh…..* sweet release. i go to wipe and-oh god. i left my thong on while peeing. my sexy black thing is completely soaked in drunk piss. but drunken me is a genius!! well, at least i didn't piss my pants, i think, a costume change at this house would probably be noticeable. so i do the reasonable thing and slide the thong off and stash it in my laundry basket. 

i give myself a bit of a wash up, head back outside to round up my friends and play some beer pong inside. we get stoned, we get more drunk, we get pizza, everyone leaves around 5 in the morning, it's a pretty standard bar night. 

cue this morning (ok, we got up at 3 pm) and my best friend and i are recounting the night, laughing at the stupid shit we both did. then she turns to me, laughing, and asks where my thong had gone last night, because i was **flashing everyone my butt**. we were both screaming with laughter over it but in my head i was freaking out. where did my thong go?! i thought i had stashed it in my laundry basket, but my laundry basket is in my laundry room…. in my basement. so there is a piss-soaked thong hiding somewhere in my room, and i have literally no clue where i could have put it. hopefully i'll find it soon before someone else does, or my bedroom starts to smell like pee. 

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TIFU by doing my laundry