Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: fuck throwaways, i have no shame! i would also like to apologize in advance for any potential formatting issues, i'm on mobile and will fix them tomorrow.

it all started when i decided to bake bread last night at 2am like an idiot. when i woke up, i was quite groggy and bumping into everything. i was about to take a shower, when i noticed that i forgot a towel, so i went across the hall to get one. the hall is very narrow, and full of boxes because despite living in my apartment almost 4 years, i'm still not fully unpacked.

as i turned the corner to get to where towels are kept, i stubbed the pinky toe on my left foot. this is actually a regular occurrence in my home, but this time was different. the pain was binding. my brother, the only other person in the house, heard me through his headphones repeatedly shouting "fuck! fuck! fuck!" i looked down, and saw my toe red and bent in half. i yelled out to my brother "i think i broke my toe!" suddenly i couldn't stay on my feet. the last thing i thought to myself before i blacked out was "i feel lightheaded."

everything started dark, then out of nowhere i started experiencing the obelisk sequence from 2001: a space odyssey. then i started hearing these incoherent echoes. it felt like this went on for years.

suddenly, i came to, and everything looked and sounded fuzzy. i could barely make out my brother standing over me with his phone is his hand. turned out i passed out, and hit the back of my head with one of the boxes. my brother saw me lying there in my underwear not moving. he asked me if i was ok. i didn't move, but i started snoring. he didn't want to move me in case i had broken my neck or something. he shouted at me to wake up a couple times before he went to call an ambulance. he shouted one last time at me, and that's when i woke up.

he asked me if i was ok, but i still couldn't form words. i tried to get up, but i could barely sit up. everything was fuzzy and i heard a lot of white noise. eventually i said that i was ok and asked how long i had been out. he said about a minute. i told him i could've sworn it had been years. he laughed, and lent me a hand to get up, but i still didn't have control over most of my muscles. unfortunately, this also meant my bladder. i started to piss myself. i tried to hold it in, but i couldn't control it. as my brother watched me try to get up like a newborn baby deer, he laughed his ass of and told me what happened in my passed out minute. i finally got enough control to crawl to my bed. i flopped on there, making sure to lie on my dry side so i didn't cover my bed in urine. i looked down at my toe and saw it popped back to its normal place, but it was purple. i checked to see if i could move it and felt for a break. it was painful, but my toe felt normal. i figured i just dislocated it and probably pinched a nerve, hence the pain.

finally, i told my brother "l peed myself." of course, he laughed harder and told me i was gonna clean whatever puddle i left. when he made sure i was ok, he went back to his room.

it's a good thing i didn't have anything to do, because it was another two hours before i could shower. i was really lightheaded, and couldn't stand on my left foot. i still cleaned the piss of myself and the floor, and showered as soon as i could stand for a few minutes.

my best friends came over a few hours later, and i showed him my toe and told him everything that happened. he noticed it was really swollen and asked if i had been icing it. it hasn't occurred to me to do that since it's just a toe. he's been making me ice it for about an hour on and off now. [it still looks bad](http://imgur.com/c1yatdg), but not as bad before. three pain had been bad, but survivable. i'm also still really lightheaded and the white noise is on and off. i'm pretty sure i have a concussion. my phone is the only reason i can spell anything on here.

TIFU by stubbing my toe