Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hi, it's me and my horrible life here again, to tell you of my horrible tales of what happened today. you may remember me from [this little mishap](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1e9l2y/tifu_by_not_going_to_the_weight_room_and_ruining/) and well, friends, i'm back again. 

so, my cousin is in from russia for a few weeks on vacation. he can only verbally speak a few english words ("hello" "yes" "no" "thanks" "how much?" etc.), yet cannot read the english alphabet. it's his first day here, (well, second, he landed last night, so first daylight hour day here.) and i was going to show him around my town. 

then i get a text from my girlf. she's working a booth all day at our local craft show bazaar. so, i explain the situation to my cousin and he's happy to oblige stopping by the bazaar so i can see her. 

we arrive, and i start talking to her. we've only been dating for like 2 weeks, so she tells me that it's her birthday, and i felt like a huge idiot for not knowing when her b-day was beforehand. this is where the fuck-up begins!

so, (my girlf cannot speak russian.) in russian i tell my cousin what's happening right now and that i'm about to freak out, so i hand him a $20 dollar bill discreetly and tell him to walk around the craft show and buy something nice for her birthday, and i tell him she likes candy. 

at the show, my cousin realizes there are *not* many booths selling any candy. there's this one booth that is selling dog treats that are made to look like human food (yeah, i think this is a stupid concept too), and he can't read the english that explains that it's dog food, so he sees the dog treats wrapped in what is made to look like a wrapper of a fine piece of chocolate, and buys all $20 worth. 

he walks back to the booth where girlf and i are still chatting, and he comes back to me, and hands me a brown paper bag, and explains the scarcity of confections in this art show, and proceeds to tell me he got her a lot of chocolate bars that looked tasty. 

i hand the bag to her, with a huge grin and tell her, in quoth, "it's your favorite!"

right away she sees that it's fucking *dog food* 

thus ends the 2 week relationship of the beautiful girlf with whom i thought i was going to be with a while cause we had a whole lot in common. obviously, we didn't have a cousin fighting a language barrier in common. tried explaining it to her, and she thought i was trying to make up an excuse for a joke gone wrong (she thought i was telling her "she's my bitch" or some other satirical joke i would ordinarily find funny)

and that concludes a day in the life of /u/soulcoughing97, ladies and gentleman. oh well. me and my russian cousin are having a grand ol' time anyway. 

do svidaniye!

TIFU and trusted my cousin who can't speak English to pull through at the craft show, and my relationship was ruined.