Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, this happened two weeks ago. but i'm telling the story today, so, yeah. 

so, it's time to move again, this time i'm moving to a new city for a bomb ass new job. shit is going to be awesome. the new place is super awesome. all is glorious except i need to make sure my current house looks good so i can get my $3000 deposit back. 

i decide to take all the curtian rods down and fill the holes so it's ready for touch up paint and i won't get some bullshit deduction for holes in the walls. 

here is where my fuck up begins. i have a huge sliding glass door in my living room with a big ass curtian rod across the whole thing. i need to take the curtians down and fill the holes. easy enough. well, since i was in the living room i decided that using the ottoman as an elevating device was a good idea. it's close, looks sturdy, and i can easily slide it to where i need to go.

i put it in front of the right corner, take out the bracket, fill the hole, get down, slide to the center. i get back up on the ottoman, take the bracket out, fill the hole and start to step down. i was feeling real cocky at this point, having already completed one side, so i just stepped down and backwards quickly thinking "yeah, i'm on a roll!" 

then, the world shifted, everything started moving in slow motion as i realized my center of gravity had shifted too far back and the ottoman was tilting backwards as i was tilting forwards. 

keep in mind, this is all happening in front of a huge glass door. 

the milliseconds tick by in excruciating slowmo time as my face gracefully lands mouth/nose first in to the edge of the ottoman. due to the momentum and, physics i guess, my legs have swung up over my head and i am full-scorpion-faceplanting in to this thing. my face ricocheted off the ottoman and straight in to the glass door, followed by the ottoman which was propelled forward by my body landing on it. my roommate watched all of this happen in full side-view glory. 

once the motion stopped i was laying with my face in the crook between the glass door, ottoman, and floor and my  body was draped lifelessly over the stupid fucking piece of foot furniture. 

the first thing through my mind was "fuck, do i still have my front teeth!?" my tongue started frantically tracing my front teeth checking for their presence, and then checking for chips or breaks. once i was satisfied my teeth were still attached to my face, my nose and septum started throbbing. i rolled carelessly to my side holding my face and wincing in silent pain as my roommate quickly grabbed a bag of frozen peas and asked over and over if we need to go to the hospital. 

i slowly regained composure, realized i was not going to die, i had my teeth, my nose is probably broken but nothing too bad, and then saw that the huge door was cracked from the bottom left of the right door, splintering up from the impact point. 

so, fuck my deposit.

TIFU by trying to take down curtians while standing on an ottoman