Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: no. not today, but twelve years ago when i hit the glorious age of ten. 

so! i was playing on a nearby playground with a few buddies of mine, and we were having the time of our lives. sunny summer sunday afternoon and everything was just perfect.

*then we saw it.*

the biggest freaking dog-shit in the world. right there. ripe for the taking.

we immediately hatch a plan to build our own seesaw, put the shit in one end, and then dump a gigantic rock on the other end. it was perfect. the plan couldn't go wrong, and in a few minutes we would have shit flying to the other end of the playground. 

best.fucking.day.ever.

so! we build the shitslinger,  and we decide that i should dump the rock. i have never been more excited, but what i didn't know, was that you shouldn't stand right on top of the other end when you're doing this. 

we placed the shit, i dump the rock, and the shitslinger flung the shit at 100 mph right in my face. coating my face in a very fashionable brown hue. 

i panicked. ran home to my parents (1 km away - shit flying everywhere) and they decided that they couldn't even, and let me to clean it off myself.

stupid shitslinger. i trusted that machine...

TIFU by flinging shit at my face