Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: **this post is gross and could be potentially triggering** this actually happened a couple weeks ago, but i just found this sub and thought my story was worthy. i've been bulimic for a while and in order to hide the teeth marks, i tried to use other instruments to trigger my gagging. other things, like spoons and toothbrushes hurt and in my pathetic desperation to vomit, i saw one of my tampons and thought why the fuck not?

so i started throwing up but using (unwrapped) tampons. yep. no way this could go wrong, right? it did work out for a while... one day i waited for my roommate to go to class so i could do it and went about my routine, swallowed a little bit but thought nothing of it. a bit farther into it i just gulped it whole all of a sudden. i stood there in shock for a second as i gasped and grabbed my throat, but i could breathe. i was so scared, i rushed for my toothbrush and started shoving it down there to try and throw the tampon back up and i ended up with a mess of vomit and blood all over my hands and toilet. it was awful because i could feel the plastic at the back of my throat, but i couldn't get a grip on it to pull it out. i tried to convince myself i could just let it go through my digestive system, but i knew that was fucking ridiculous. 

i asked my roommate to take me to urgent care without explanation in hopes to avoid an expensive er trip, which meant i waited a whole night with a tampon in my throat. i told my boyfriend the truth, and he still is the only one who knows the truth, and he was pissed that i wouldn't just go to the er, and also pissed because i lied to him about ending my bulimia but most of all he was worried. well, next day, urgent care couldn't do it and i had to spend hours at the er anyways. i waited so long to get drugged, awkwardly explain that there was a tampon in my throat because "i was drunk and my friends dared me to swallow it" and have a camera shoved down my throat. 
the only other two who even know something happened think i swallowed  something else because i "was just absentmindedly chewing" on it. now i have a huge hospital bill because i have no insurance. i also have pics of the tampon in my throat, which are kinda cool and kinda depressing.

TIFU by swallowing a tampon whole.