Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: big romantic evening scheduled. i putting on my full-face makeup.

in order not to put powder, cream, etc. on my shirt, and because i'm just out of the shower, i'm in panties.

you must know 2 things:

* i have a big chest and quite large nipples.
* i'm blind without my glasses.

so i'm leaning forward, super close to my mirror, when i feel a pain in the right breast as i have never felt.

i start screaming in pain. and cry. and screaming profanities. and cry. i look down. my drawer, which was half open, closed on my nipple.
i wanted to vomit, the pain was so intense.

and now, some hour later, after ice, and cream, and wine, lots of wine, my nipple is the width of a penny and a half inch long. and red, so much red.

that was the end of the romantics evening for me.

note: not native in english, sorry for all mistake.

TIFU by I almost amputating my nipple with my makeup drawer (Maybe NSFW)