Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: was at a college basketball game. had been pre-gaming with beers at friends house before. a little tipsy. got to game. bought biggest beer they had.  sat down in seat.  
put beer b/w my knees to take off my jacket.  beer started to slip down.  my instincts took over, squeezed my knees together to hold onto beer.  entire contents went up and over onto little girls head. soaked!! 
i muttered something about going to get napkins while her father who is twice my size is glaring angrily at me.  ran down the stairs and promptly left the venue.  
i know i know,  i'm a dick!!  just way too terrified to actually return with buttload of napkins and try and fix the situation.

TIFU by dumping a 24oz. beer over an 8 yr. old girls head.