Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: self explanatory.  my kid broke a toy and i fixed it quickly.  i thought i didn't get any glue on my fingers so i figured i was ok.  apparently not.  i had to pee really bad and one of my fingers got stuck to my junk.  i had to use a little bit of nail polish remover and getting that on your manhood is not pleasant. 

i was going to post this to lpt but i think they banned me or something.

TIFU by not waiting 5 minutes between using superglue and taking a leak.