Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: sorry for any typos, i'm trying to write this on my phone.

so today, 31 july. i totally fucked up.

lets start at the beginning. me and 4 friends went camping together on this big campsite in the costa brava(spain).

i have been to this camp site like 8/9 times with my parents so i know my way around the camp site.

the camp site is split in multiple zones. every zone has its own public washroom. all those washrooms are the same, only orientated in a different direction. 

the zone i used to go to was completely full, so we decided to goto a other zone.

in this zone the public washroom the man and the woman's side are flipped. so i walked in browsing reddit on my phone just before rush out. surprisingly there was nobody there. so i got undressed, took a quick dive in the cold water pool, and entered a shower cabine. the shower cabins got door where you cab only watch from inside to outside. 

so after i'm done, i'm about to leave the shower cabine, i realise i'm in the wrong site, and there are a couple of (naked)woman waiting on the other site for a shower cabin to free up. so i panic, i can't go back now, there is on the other side of the showr cabine a 10cm high gab between the roof, and the wall.(for the steam to go). so i call my friends and they come to catch me. i crawl/clime trough the gap, and my frieda are there to catch me. they span a piece of ground plastic, the stuff you place your tent up. the jump itself was about 5/6 meter. so i jump.

the ground plastic worked really great untill it ripped and one of my legs got trough it hitting the concrete. 

i feel a giant pain, and when i look down there was a piece of bone sticking put of me leg.

so one of my friends decides we need to go to the hospital and he's going to drive us. (i have no clue why we didn't call 112(eu version of 911))

my friend is driving, while having drunk 5 or 6 beers, where he is allowed to have drunk 0. so he's speeding, we get pulled over by a cop.

this cop spoke surprisingly good english! my friend tells the cop we need to go to the hospital, but the cop didn't believe him, and wanted him to do a alcohol test. at this point i show the cop the bone sticking out of my leg. he freaks out, and after some chatting on the radio he's giving us a police escort to the hopital. my friend just needs to keep driving behind them.

so at the hospital. they take some x-rays, and give me some pain killers. they figure out its only a little bit of my bone that broke of and penetrated my skin. they removed it and disinfected the wound. i need to stay for the night, and if everything is going well i can go back.

luckily i didn't fracture my bone(just a little peace that came off), and i can walk on it without pain!

best off all, all covered by my basic student insurrence, all i have to pay is the 100€ own risk.

 
fractured a small part of my leg, drunk friend drove me to the hospital, got a police escort on the way. 

i'm going to sleep now, will post update tomorrow.

edit:fixed a typo and a brain fart.

TIFU, Broke Leg, Drunk Police Escort