Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i was at my mom's house and she had a girl staying over for a few nights. i was 19 and the girl was 27 or something like that. i ended up getting drunk and flirting with her all night and ended up sleeping on the floor of the living room while she slept on the couch. i have to jerk off before i go to bed or i'll wake up humping the bed or jerking off. waking up jerking off is pretty rare, but it happens. and when i woke up, i was jerking off. no idea for how long before i actually woke myself up. i looked around and she was sitting on the couch about 3 feet from me on her phone. she definitely saw i think i said something akin to "morning" and we continued on as if it didn't happen. this happened about a year ago and i haven't seen or talked to her since. don't even remember her name, but i live in a small town and will run into her again eventually and we'll both remember.

according to google, i have about 3 hours left while still allowed to submit nsfw posts here, so i had good timing in remembering.

TIFU by not jerking off before bed (nsfw)