Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, it's been a long day for everyone. we have a couple of hours together before our long nights begin.

sexy times.

i get her all riled up, and then i decide to go to town downtown because we've got new batteries in her favourite sex toy, the good old u-shaped rampant rabbit. **battery party everyone!!!!**

that worked.

that worked magnificently.

three orgasms later, we're in the shower and i realise there's a slow, pulsing pain in my finger. a blister!? what!?

turns out i went a little too nuts, because the rubber of the vibrator bounced off my guiding finger so fast and so often that i got a blister. fml.

TIFU by jilling my girlfriend