Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so 15-18 years ago, i was playing street hockey in the road with my younger neighbor.  my parents went to my sisters softball game and i was in 7th grade so that was not very appealing to me.  i did play hockey at the time but was not very good.  i did have three sticks, one for the ice, and two for the road, one being great, one a cheap crappy one.  being the nice guy i was, i gave my younger neighbor the good stick, and i used the bad one.  so we are doing our best gretzky and jagr impressions out there and the blade breaks off the bottom cleanly from the bottom of the stick.  it looked like it should be fine with a little glue, at least for the afternoon, and so we go into my parents garage and find the super glue.  low and behold there it is, but it is unopened.  so being the extremely smart dude that i am, i used the other side of the cap to make the appropriate hole.  i then point it down at the stick part we are going to glue, and nothing comes out.  i decided to look to see if i could find the problem, and bam, all the pressure in the glue comes out like niagara falls right into my right eye.  
wish the story ended here, but then my neighbor gets his parents, they appropriately freak out and we all take a lovely afternoon stroll to the emergency room.  enter doctors, creams, and the absolute worst of literally trying to pull my eye lids apart to no avail.  i am given a week supply of eye patches, and basically some vasoline to put over it for the week until the glue naturally breaks and i can open my eye again.  
i am at home after this, watching tv with the one eye that i can open and i hear the garage door open signalling my parents and sister are pulling into the garage.  i decide to mess with them a little bit.  i run to find any pirate garb i can make work and end up finding a fake hook hand and captains hat, and stand right in front of the door.  they open it and i yell argh! to which my mother drops the pizza she is holding for our dinner.  after realizing not only was i not a pirate, but the eye patch was legit, i was "grounded" to be in my neighbors pool at least 2-3 hours a day until i could open my eye again.  all ended well, and i learned it's way more common than you think.  just my advice, whatever they do, do not allow them to try and rip your eye lids apart.  literally the worst.  

 
broke a hockey stick, attempt at superglue stuck the eye shut for 4 days straight.

TIFU by supergluing my eye shut