Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it happened during thanksgiving and my ex chinese gf invited me over to meet her parents. little did i know that her parents are very xenophobic and expected their daughter to have a chinese man and they hate black people. dinner was very awkward because they didn't talk to me or ask me anything and i tried making small talks but i just got one word answers.

while eating a thanksgiving dinner with chinese food, i started having very painful bowel movements. i guess i'm not used to really spicy, oily hakka foods. i started sweating and stressing cause i don't like taking shits in other people's house and it's really embarassing. i eventually excused myself and headed to the bathroom cause you got to go when you gotta go. 

while in their washroom, i was shocked to find their small ass, high water efficiency toilet. i'm 6'4 and wasn't sure if that toilet could take what i was about to unleash. i sit on the porcelain throne and proceed to start shitting. 

spluuursh. plop plop plop plop pfft!

phhhhhh...

splplplllp!

whoooooffff!

splash splash

plop plop plop

"fucking shit" i thought to myself. that was so loud they must have heard. and their weak ass extractor wasn't loud enough to cover my now wet ass dripping shit water. 

i wasn't done shitting and i thought of ways to make noises to cover the shit hitting the water sounds. got a genius idea and took out my phone and started playing my playlist out loud. i only listen to rap songs so that probably made the parents hate me more. 

after 5 minutes of shitting and making sure i dont have to shit anymore, i began wiping. their really cheap thin toilet paper didn't make it easier. at that point my asshole was just a messy wet shithole and took forever to wipe off cause the thin toilet paper kept breaking up. i had to triple fold it to make it able to clean my asshole. 

after all is done, i began to flush. i saw the shit brown water rising and my heart began sank. i was in deep shit and i didn't know what to do. no plunger in sight and i sure as hell didn't want to ask the parents for assistance. the bathroom stinked and i was sure the foul odor creaked through the cracks of the doorway. 

i'm not the most rational person under stress. in a state of panic, i plunged my arm into the bowl and tried to break up whatever accumulated debris clogged the toilet. i was mashing up shit pieces and toilet paper in shit water but that didn't help. me being so close to the toilet bowl was a big mistake, as the shit water splashed onto my white sleeves and got stained. i stopped and i washed my whole arm in the sink and man the fuck up if i wanted to get out of that shitty situation and ask for a plunger. i tried to think up of a good excuse but nothing came up. 

when i opened the washroom door, the parents stoic faces chanced instantly and turned to disgust. the foul odor spread into the room and the mom almost fainted. the father was full on rage and yelling at me in chinese and kicked me out of the house while my girlfriend was crying after getting lectured while i was in the washroom. 

it was a really shitty situation. her parents forced her to stop seeing me or they'll stop paying for her medical studies and i think i'll never eat spicy food again after what happened.

TIFU by clogging the shit out of my girlfriend's racist parents house toilet.[NSFW]