Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: I am three months pregnant and really want a ginger ale and some flavor blasted goldfish we bought at the store today. But I'm snuggling my sleeping toddler and am really comfy. 

Will I be the asshole if i wake him up to get it for me?

waking up my husband to get me a drink and snacks