Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened an hour ago roughly. also ignore my non existent grammar and punctuation. 
so i was scratching my leg with my foot because too far for arms and large amounts of lazy, when suddenly ow. scratched my leg. guess i better go clip my toenails since they're getting long again. so i got my foot up on the sink and am clipping away when i get to the pinky toe, and im using those bigger clippers not the small ones that suck like a hooker on new years. anyways clip away i go and bam toe nail straight into my eye, now i dont know what others reaction are but mine is something along the lines of " fuck, better blink to see if it falls out" wrong, little shit crawls deeper under lid because fuck all my shit. so im sitting there like an autist with my face in the sink trying to wash this shit out for what felt like an eternity then along comes my fucking roommate who laughs at me and decides to help, this fucker basically pinched the shit out of my face and forced my head in the water, got the toenail out, then kicked my ass out the bathroom so he can shit. good, time to carry on with my life and go back to my room. now im sitting here eye swollen as fuck contemplating removing toenails because fuck them. the end. wear your ppe when cutting nails.

TIFU By not wearing a face shield when clipping my toenails.