Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: here's a little background, my family have a penchant for physical violence as a carthasis. from my grandpa all the way to me, we all like to fight and like forms of violence that involves our bare fist (we love boxing and mm, my dad owns a gym on the side). and we all had to go to therapy (my father and grandfather had to when they got married, i had to when i chased a classmate around with a brass knuckle). it's kind of acceptable here in my country to give someone a coma and not have to pay for it, there's a "walk-it-off" clause in civil law, so there's that. i don't like that it's a thing i have, but hey, not everybody can say that their childhood involves beating people with their family.

so, i came back to my home country for christmas and new year. and we went up to my grandpa's house. we parked the cars on the side of the road since there isn'tany parking lot in nam. long story short this twat pull his car out from his house and decide to ask us to back both of our cars away so he could get into the main street (he could have just taken the opposite road and still end up on the same street). my dad tried to tell him to go the other way, he kept bluntly asking for us to move. when my dad said no he turned away while simutaneously spitting in our cars' direction. 

at this point i went inside and took off my loafers (because they're not exactly very balance when you're trying to whack someone). came outside and my dad has already tipped the guy's chin and was hammering away. his brothers (two little teenage twats) was running towards us so my uncle and i got involved. it's funny fighting with untrained people sometimes, they think trying to grab your hands and keep one knee up is a good defense somehow. 

the fight was just kinda going through the motion, i was thinking of how kneeling on this asphalt is gonna ruin my jeans. the teenage twat under me still have some scratching juice left trying to claw my arm away from choking him. after a while i feel like this kid have really long nails for a guy, and something made me think that i should just knock him instead of holding him down. so i turn him over and was about to but then i felt my elbow hitting a soft thing when i pulled it back. at that moment i kinda stutter a little bit but started whacking the kid anyway, gotta make sure i neutralize the main threat before checking for collaterals. it's not until i hear two female screams that i turned back and saw a little girl lying on the ground with her face bloodied. 

i remembered at the fight broke up immediately at that moment. everybody was mortified, the kid i was fighting went mental and started trying to bite and gouge at my eyes and my mom and the guy's wife were crying hysterically. we took the little girl to my dad's hospital (which, thank beejesus, was a couple of blocks away) and thankfully i didn't do any brain damage or bone damage, well, i did break her nose and cause trauma. my dad agreed to pay the hospital bills and he made sure to to have the "that was crazy, huh?" awkward talk with me and my uncle afterwards. my mom was so angry she rubs chili salt in both our cuts when she patched them up. and i think i have to examine if i'm suited for a psychology degree and a counseling license

TIFU by street brawling alongside my dad