Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: thanksgiving holiday, staying with the parents. for as long as i can remember, i've been really into having sex in unusual places, cars, parks, school properties, etc. 

my boyfriend and i thought that it would be insanely hot to have a go in my old bedroom. we wait until 3 am, stuff a t-shirt in the door crack, and he covers my mouth to keep things quiet in a sexy way. he ties me down to the bed with some rope we packed, mouth gagged, and goes ham. 

dad apparently is having indigestion from thanksgiving and hears us up, even though we triple checked everyone was asleep. he comes in, and since my door doesn't have a lock, he sees his precious daughter being strangled and gagged on the bed. he flips out (understandable) throws my bf off of me, and gets ready to call the police. he's a pretty plain vanilla type of guy. 

it took a lot of explaining to convince him that it was completely consensual, and enough angry shouting to wake up everybody else in the house. this happened late thursday and i've never been looking forward a crowded terminal even more...

hopefully i'll be choking down tears (no pun intended) of laughter five years from now.

edit: i'm almost 20, and i've known my bf for 4 years, dating him for two. my parents and i have always had a fabulous relationship and i don't think that it will be that bad in a couple of years. we're just now getting into stuff like that, so we're still beginners . my parents were always pretty conservative but open to my siblings getting tattoos, etc, so i think i'll be able to laugh about it in a couple of years. 


edit: morning after

my dad told my mom, but my younger siblings (12 and 18) live in the house so it wasn't a conversation item, thankfully. they had slept though the ordeal, but mom heard. she didn't come down though. we just made casual small talk and talked about how nice the meal was over leftovers. my mom came up to me later in the day when i was outside by myself and told me that she heard the argument but then thought that it was kind of funny and that maybe i should stick to quieter stuff in a joking way, but now i'm really scarred against sex in other people's houses and don't think that i'll be trying that in a while. she didn't allude to anything in specific that she heard, but said that my father was okay, but it's a hard thing for a father to see. 

my dad is a man full of contradictions. he was raised by hippies, so he's kind of conservative since he ended up not wanting to be basket-weaving college dropouts like his parents. he's a vegan who loves hunting and eats only what he kills, christian, libertarian who loves nature, civil war specials, and freedom. he's really understanding and let my sis get tattoos, me dye my hair, etc, even though he wouldn't gravitate towards stuff like that himself. 

so glad that my first reddit post to get over 10 up votes is about bdsm thank god i don't know anybody on here

TIFU by mixing my family and BDSM. NSFW