Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: mandatory ''wasnt actually today.''

so, my girlfriend was out of town so to cope with my deep internal void of happiness i figured i'd get really shitfaced alone in my apartment. after getting borderline blackout drunk and considerably high and playing a few fun hours of cs, i find myself puking my guts out on the shower floor and end up passing out on top of the drain. i have no idea how long i laid there before i was found there naked with my apartment full of water. 

additionally one of the firemen that came to drain the water out of there found my bong, though thankfully he didn't say anything to anyone else so i don't have to deal with the police on top of the 30 000+ euros of debt i'm going to have ruining my life for the next 15 years until i'm 35.

TIFU by Passing Out