Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it's been 8 years since my hunt for that kind of job. it's perfect in every aspect: the duties, the employer, and most likely the pay. the kinds of people that i would be working with is really helpful for my career. the clients that i would also be working with can open so many doors to me. nevertheless, i managed to throw all that out of the window in one call. a call that i made by the way!

i've met this person through social media. someone i truly respect and appreciate his hassle. we met because we're both working/interested in the same industry. but we have never met in real life before. 

today that person sent me a message asking me if i am interested in a specific job. a job as i said that i have been after my whole career. unfortunately, because of some health issues i have, i can not now take such job. i've developed some symptoms or condition related to breathing and chest tightness for unclear reasons that usually cripples me from many life activities; that includes long discussions/talks and laughter. 

so what did i do after receiving that message? i call the person myself. after a little chit chat about what each of us are currently doing he told me what the job is and where it would be. i then told him that because of my personal project/business i won't be able to take that job. of course i did not tell him about my health condition because i feel embarrassed for having it. the guy then tries politely to encourage me on giving it a try by working on both my personal project and the job he offered, as it would be very rewarding. but i kept bullshitting my way out of it, and that turned into an awkward conversation. to make things worse, he told me that the place offering that job are also working on something similar to what i'm working on. so, i got mixed feelings of defensiveness and curiosity and started asking questions; so imagine how these questions. awkward, exactly. we ended the call on "i hope we'll get to work with each other soon" and such, and that was it.

not sure if i will ever even make my personal business work if i can't accept a perfect job for my career because i'm too embarrassed and afraid of not being able to handle it because of my health conditions. and all i can think of is this person got the impression that i'm such a loser and awkward and arrogant prick.

TIFU by saying no to the best job offer I could ever ask for, and one I need so bad.