Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened about a year and a half ago. a canadian, i lived in london, england for about a year working as a substitute teacher. it was without a doubt the best time of my life. my flat had five people living in it: myself, three polish girls, and the boyfriend of one of the girls. the polish chicks were nice, but mostly kept to themselves and spoke polish to each other most of the time, thus leaving me out of 80% of their conversations. whatever, it's all good.

anyway, i wear contact lenses because i look pretty bad in glasses. some people can pull off the look...i can't. one day, i found myself completely out of contact solution. not wanting to run out to the shop and buy more (it was raining outside), i decided to "borrow" a small amount from one of the girls who also wears lenses. the container was all in polish, but it had a graphic of contact lenses on it so i figured it was fine. i take out my lenses, put it in the solution, and think nothing of it.

the next day, getting ready for a night out with friends, i went to the bathroom to put my lenses on. normal routine. except this time, upon putting the first lens in my right eye, i was immediately overtaken by this extreme burning sensation. within a couple seconds, the pain was absolutely unbearable. i went into full panic mode, trying to get the lens out but unable to as my eye was reflexively squinting due to the pain. anyone who wears lenses knows it takes slow precision to get them out, but of course it's hard to have finesse when your eye is on fire. this lasted about 30 seconds before i finally got it out. 

after taking a couple minutes to compose myself, i wondered what the fuck had just happened, and i inspected the polish solution i had used. i looked at the contents on the back of the box (the only thing that was in english) and saw the culprit: hydrogen peroxide. this wasn't contact solution, it was contact cleaning solution. i had soaked my lenses in hydrogen peroxide overnight and then put them on my eyeball. i threw out the lenses, but couldn't even wear new ones for a few days due to the redness and irritation. needless to say, i now always make sure to have a spare bottle of lens solution in my bathroom.

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TIFU by using my roommate's contact solution