Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've been speaking to a girl who migrated to england last year from venezuela since march. we were friends for a few months before we considered dating. 

she always wanted to come to my house, probably because nobodies ever here so we can... listen to music loudly? anyway, i've only met her parents twice and for 15 minutes or so each time until today.

her parents asked if i would like to come over for lunch and get to know them better, now that me and her are officially dating.

now, i've never dated someone of foreign descent before so visiting their home for "lunch" in such a formal manner, knowing they know i'm plowing their daughter is some what nerve racking. at least with an english family i could kind of anticipate how the day would plan out. 

anyway, i arrived and they had the food ready after 10 minutes of me being there. it was a really awkward 10 minutes, i had no idea what to say and the dad was giving me a really rough stare the whole time and they were all speaking spanish to each other. i spent the whole time imagining they were talking about me.

out comes: rice, chicken, bacon and other veggies & spices.. sounds delicious, i mean, i didn't even realise there was chicken at first. my initial thought was "that's a lot of bacon".  i was told after my first few mouthfuls that she made a batch for them the day before and was reheating it for them, but mine was freshly made. so i felt really awkward about this.  anyway, my girlfriend asked me if it tastes too salty for me. i told her it tastes fine, the salt is just from the bacon. she follows with, and how's the chicken? 

i literally stared at my plate for 20 seconds trying to eyeball the chicken before looking up and saying "yes it's very nice" and thanking her mother again.

at this point i started subtly inspecting the food more and dissecting the chicken with my fork. it was raw. the white zone probably stopped half a mm into each chunk. the rest was just pure pink.

i contemplated in my head for a moment, should i say something? but of course, i'm a bellend and just force fed myself the food. i was in my girlfriend's home and trying to make a good impression, i didn't want to make things anymore awkward then they already were.

i sped up my eating time drastically and stopped chewing, hoping it might somehow help. so at this point i was basically drinking raw chicken.

despite the fact it can take a few days to fall ill from consuming raw chicken, i spent the rest of the afternoon feeling sick purely out of disgust for what i had done. i couldn't initiate conversation with her parents because my mind was so worried about this. i basically spent the rest of the afternoon dead silent. and my girlfriend really didn't seem too pleased.

i eventually made it home hours and hours later and tried to make myself sick before i was stood in the bathroom with my fingers down my throat and my face covered in tears and dribble from deepthroating myself to no avail and quitting. so here i am, anticipating a forced food poisoning some time in the coming days. can't wait.

 



edit: 3 days later i'm not dead by my throat is tight. my stomach rumbles literally every 2 seconds and the toilet situation isn't great. can confirm the chicken was bad.

TIFU by force feeding myself undercooked chicken