Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened 30 minutes ago...

 so my day yesterday was great. weather is gorgeous, i feel awesome, everything is grand. i enjoy my afternoon off work with a nice nap, after which i wake up feeling like absolute misery. fucking hell, im getting sick, aren't i? throat hurts, nose is stuffed, head feels like a watermelon being smashed, but less delicious. 

 suffice to say i am up all night, feeling like garbage. super tired in the morning, i decide its time to stock up on soups and cold medicine. after that mission is accomplished, i am stoked for some goddamn chicken and dumpling warmth.... and here is when my brain officially shuts off. 

 my fluffy cat daisy, who is always underfoot, chose the moment i go to pour the can of soup (progressive!) into the pot... im paying zero attention. tripping over her at the perfect moment of pour, the can slips from my hand, causing a little soup tsunami to wash over the edge of the pan... and directly onto my poor cat. about half the can. hardly any made it to the floor, as her fluff caught it all. i cleaned her off best i could. i figure at least her bath will taste great :/. she'll probably get a real bath in a bit.

 

bonus picture of miss chicken and dumplings, 2016:  http://i.imgur.com/3ftf2fi.jpg

edit: some more photos of the soup queen, and her court of minions... 

http://imgur.com/a/5ylsp

edit 2: one more- my favorite photo of her...

http://i.imgur.com/apixaoe.jpg

TIFU by giving my cat a soup bath