Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened about 5 minutes ago. throwaway account.

i had a nice time, doing you-know-what, finished and cleaned up.
as i sat back down to browse youtube i put my headphones back in my ear. this is where the fu happens.

apparently the right earphone somehow got.. well, wet.
so now i'm writing this down as i've washed my ear out a bunch of times and hoping my ear doctor with whom i have an appointment in a week (i have some ear problems, now i have an other one lol) won't notice..

so,  

this could also be a lpt... always check your earphones before using them.

edit: i have long headphones (for convenience) and only have the left headphone in always, in case something else happens "outside" so i can hear it 'in time'. the right one was hanging down and i don't even know how it got on there just.. also, i'm using a throwaway on this because this isn't reeeally something i want others to know about me lol

Tifu by putting cum in my ear