Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my 7 year old nephew recently built a bird feeder in school and asked me if i could hang it up in my tree out in my front yard. i of course replied with "absolutely!" but now looking back at it, i wish i had said "fuck no."

basically after my nephew left to go home with his mother, i hung up the bird feeder and went to get some bird food from the local lowes. after my short trip, i filled it up with my newly purchased bird chow and went inside to go about my day.

the very next fucking day, i see a whole army of these sons of bitches in the front of my yard swarming at the big ass bag of bird food that i left outside in front of my garage door. how long have they been there i do not fucking know but when i actually got outside to confront this battalion of foul as a one man army, nearly the bag was toppled over and a mountain of bird seed was piled in front of my garage with every bird in the fucking neighborhood probably piled around it. 

to them it looked like a buffet, but to me it looked like a nuclear bomb amount of bird turd that was going to fly onto my car. so i as fast as i could threw both my slippers at the group and proceeded to bonzai rush at the flock. i have to say that i was victorious in my last stand.

the lesson i learned: i'm retarded for leaving the bird food out, and fuck birds.

TIFU by filling up my bird feeder.