Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i have a two year old daughter who is fascinated with analog clocks. like most two year olds she has a hard time with pronounciation. her word for clock sounds like cock. she is also potty training and it's not uncommon for her to hang out around the house sans diaper and pants because it's the only way she will use her potty (this is important to know later in the story). so we are sitting together in our living room going over the numbers on a defunct clock when the doorbell rings. i go to answer it (still holding the clock) to sign for a package and my daughter comes running up in full tantrum mode screaming "cock! gimme cock!" the ups guy and i look at each other wide eyed before i realize i'm holding the clock. i embarrassingly explain that she means 'clock' while turning beet red and quickly close the door. the worst part is as i turn to my daughter i realize that she is naked from the waist down because of the potty training.

TIFU by answering my front door while holding a clock.