Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: original post here: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3o60y2/tifu_by_telling_my_girlfriend_that_i_masturbate/

*originally i posted this on tuesday but those darn mods wouldn't let me. it's fine now.*

okay, so like i said i went into school today and at lunch went to the library. she wasn't there this time around, so i went to the cafeteria.

now, i had gotten strange looks and some laughs earlier in the day, so i knew she had spread the word with my mastery to masturbate. 

when i went into the cafeteria, i saw her with her friends, so i decided to sit alone at the table across from her. i had no lunch as usual, so i simply stared at her for, say, thirty seconds before realizing i was being cringy so i went up and sat as close to her as possible.

immediately, her friends either giggled or called me nasty and told me to sit away from them, so i acted. i read every single comment, and i chose was i thought would be the most flattering and best plan by combining a couple of suggestions.

in front of all her friends, i said something like this:

"gf, i'm sincerely sorry for disgusting you. however, i want you to know that the very reason i chose to jack off to you was because i cared about you."

i obviously wasn't that eloquent, but she was blushing, so i thought i was doing well.

"over all the naked women on the internet, i chose your body to lust to. i had hoped you'd think it's flattering."

i was wrong about how i was doing.

"don't talk to me anymore", said gf.

i was desperate, so i used what i learned from nofap.

"gf, i haven't jacked off to you in nearly a month. please, i do not jack off anymore. not in 25 days." she ignored me.

i left, in defeat and shame. 

we're officially broken up and i'm now known as the fapmaster around school.

*edit* i'm fapmaster flash now. a lot of things happened since tuesday. this isn't the right sub for the story, though.

TIFU Even Further (Update to TIFU by telling my new girlfriend I masturbate to her Instagram photos)