Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: not today, but many years ago. home for thanksgiving from my first year at college, and one of my roommates was visiting with me. now for a little bit of context, i have been a pretty token "nerd" for most of my life (thick glasses, lots of xbox, etc) and only really got a girlfriend and started drinking right at the end of high school. i was able to keep most this from my parents, who are *very* conservative and, in the case of my father, prone to fits of rage.
   back to thanksgiving: i have been gaining social momentum steadily since the end of high school, and i am looking to show my roomie a college-guy good time. so my parents leave for work, my little brother is at high school, coast is clear, i mapquest the strib club a few towns over, print them directions out, throw on my sweatpants, grab a fat stack of ones, grab my bud and head out the door. 
    neither of us are old enough to drink, but we're enjoying the show. i've always had a good amount of money, so i got paid for a couple of friction dances for each of us. this is my first time in with such an experience, and i never got a ton of love from the ladies, so i'm really enjoying myself. im absolutely throbbing, hard enough to deflower a sidewalk. i'm pretty anxious at first, but after a few minutes i start to settle in and relax, and i'm really enjoying myself.
  and then, the next thing i know, i feel a strong tug on my ear and hear my father yelling "what the fuck are you doing here i raised you better than this etc" and i'm being dragged out, sweatpants displaying my raging hardon to anyone who cares to look. the woman giving me the dance briefly makes eye contact with me, takes pity, and for whatever reason runs outside and hands me a novelty souvenir glass the place sells (to remember the experience by, i guess). after i printed out the mapquest directions, i had decided they were pretty simple (place was just off the highway) and had left them on the coffee table for my father to find when he got home from work.

TIFU by using mapquest; possible NSFW