Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: friday morning and i'm already in saturday mode. boss is already in the office, so i think "at least there's hot coffee waiting for me."

big mistake.

i take my beloved aperture mug to the coffeemaker, pour myself a cup, and take a sip.

wut.

next thing i know, i'm spitting it back into my mug. shit was cold. turns out my boss hadn't made the coffee this morning after all. nice time to break routine, right?

so anyway, i clean the pot and fire up a fresh brew, the whole time i'm thinking "that was close. man, what if i had actually swallowed??". guess overall i dodged a chilly bullet.

poured out what was left in my mug too. looks like i'm really earning this weekend! next time, i'm going to starbucks.

TIFU by not checking the coffee pot