Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i was watching tv from the floor in the living room, and my wife was sitting on the couch. one of my dogs (an italian greyhound named dobby) walked up next to me and started hacking. i knew he was going to puke and he was standing on the carpet, so i immediately wanted to move him over to the tile floor in the kitchen because it's easier to clean. i jumped up and went to pick him up. i don't know why, but when i stooped over to pick him up, i tried to stand all the way back up while spinning around to run past the couch to the kitchen - probably 12 feet away. the result is that i was holding my dog at chest level and turning quickly when he let loose. my wife and her phone, the baby monitor, and the couch were splattered with chunks of brown dogvomit as i hurtled past. i got dobby to the kitchen floor so he could finish. when i turned back around to face the couch and my fate, my wife started yelling. she stood and gestured to the puke that was covering her. "are you fucking kidding me?! why did you pick him all the way up?! why did you aim him at me like a fucking water gun?! why!" i couldn't handle it. i dropped to the floor and laughed so hard i couldn't breathe and it brought tears to my eyes. fortunately, i married a winner and she stayed mad for about 45 seconds before she too started laughing uncontrollably while cleaning off her phone.

***had to repost since i didn't follow this forums rules and posted it during the week.

TIFU by holding my dog like a water gun