Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened two years ago.
so,i was having a shower and remembered a video in a "site" that was about a guy fingering his butthole so,i said "imma try it out" then i couldn't,too tight,so i didnt have lube,so i saw a shampoo or hair conditioner that said "extraordinary oil"so i said "oil can be used as lube,so i put some in my middle finger,and put it in,"it worked!!" i thought,and that l was followed by tremendous pain,like my butthole was on fucking fire,so i got my finger out but it stil really hurt,so i got on all fours and tried to make the cold water get in there so i'll feel better,it didnt do shit,"it still hurts"i thought,so as i was getting up the faucet fucking penetrated my fucking asshole!!! i slowly got it out but the pain was unbelievable,i screamed for 10 minutes while cold water was raining down on me,after that i finished showering with tears in my eyes and then after like 20 mins i had to take a 2 foot long shit.it didnt end well for me :(.my butthole will never l be the same

TIFU my butthole