Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened less that 10 minutes ago and i am still shivering because of it.

was a standard night for me, unable to sleep mindlessly browsing reddit and pissed off i had to get up for work in 3 hours.

i had just started watching a video on youtube when i got comfy in bed with my phone in hand. i started to feel something in my beard i tried to look down but i couldn't see anything so i raised my hand to scratch whatever i was feeling. i hadn't washed my beard today so sometimes it gets a bit itchy and tingly but i immediately felt something was horribly wrong when what i felt was cold and hard, i took another glance down when what i saw shook me to my very core.

nestled on top of my glorious beard was a large spider, black and angry. as i let out a blood curdling screen i grabbed at the foul beast and felt an unmistakable crunch between my fingers and i launched the remains away from my face.....and my phone along with it.

now i sit in the furthest away room possible staring at the cracked remains of my phone, contemplating whether to burn the house down along with my beard and dreading the sleep to come.

 

edit: proof reading when it's not 3am and i didn't just have the shock of my life.

TIFU by hurling my phone against a wall.