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Input: Text: (note:started typing late on the 25th, finished 1am on 26th. story takes place: late the 24th-all day 25th)

today i fucked up by asking out my crush.

some background info: my crush is way out of my league (to be honest we aren't even playing the same game) and she was in the process of friend zoning me. she is the basic high school popular girl and i am one of the semi-popular guys. i took all of the recent physical contact and lots of conversations as a green light to asking her out, while these were her attempts to hold me in the friend zone.

my night started with me not being able to sleep. i got on my laptop and got onto facebook, and checked her profile (which i do about 10 times a day). i am at a tough patch in my teenage life, nothing happening in the love life, and things are moving slowly with my friends (haven't hung out with them in a few weeks, and i'm basically only a web presence at the moment). i was getting a little down about how things were going in my life at the moment, so i decided to switch my attention to something that never fails me: the office. (the office is like a comfort food to me, i watch it very often, and it always can take my mind off of sadness or being unhappy. to explain exactly how sad and almost depressed i am right now, i will share the fact that in the past two years i have watched the office end to end 9 times.)

so i start watching the office, and in no time i get to "the episode". this episode is "casino night" in season two, the episode of jim and pam's first kiss. i watched this episode through, and i had already known it was my ideal situation to happen with this crush of mine. delirious at 2 in the morning, depressed with my slowly moving life, and full of confidence after watching this episode of the office, i decided it was time to make a change.

for almost two months now, i have had a letter to her in my notes on my phone. it was everything i have ever wanted to tell her about how she made me feel in general, and included my feelings that i recorded on the spot sometimes when i was with her. this letter was something i have always wanted her to see, and resembled the "tea cup letter" that jim almost gave pam, but took back discreetly at the last second, and ended up giving her years later. he took it back knowing it was the wrong time to give her this, and gave it to her exactly when she needed it. this is not how it ended up going for me. 

in my confidence and need for a change in my life, i thought she would instantly fall in love with me after seeing how she made me feel, and that it was the perfect time to give it to her because she happened to conveniently be online at the time. i copied and pasted this unfinished letter that i had drafted over the past few months, and i hit send.

it felt great to do this! i was at the happiest i had been all year, knowing she would feel the same way. this feeling lasted for just under a minute. her response to my letter was "this is too much, i think we are best as friends." this broke my heart. i had worked up a year's worth of courage for this, and my huge slump-breaking action only piled on to how depressingly slow my life is moving. i could only get to sleep last night knowing that in doing that, the hardest part was behind me, and i would be saved from being embarrassed if i had done it in person (instead of online while depressed and delirious).

i was so wrong in thinking i had saved myself from school-wide embarrassment if i had done it in person. my crush sent my message to some of her friends that night (i found this out when i went to an event and was mocked with carefully picked quotes from my personal letter).

well reddit, now my whole school knows the sentimental details of a relationship i thought i had, and the fact that in all my courage i was to scared to confront her in person, and i did it in an im. 

after all of this, i'm only left wondering:
-what do i do now?
-how can i escape this depression that grows with every day?
-what do i do to fix the lump in my stomach about facing my friends?

*(thank you reddit for reading this huge story ending in my unwavering depression. please just say anything in the comments, i could use any advice i can get right now.)

TIFU By Asking Out My Crush In The Worst Possible Way