Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was a fuck up i had about 1-2 years ago, i don't have any recent ones so i thought i'd post this one.

it was lunch-time in comprehensive school (high school) and we're just chilling outside, fucking about like the immature year 9'ers we are. i can't remember much about what happened but i started calling my friends gf a bitch just as a joke, she got pretty annoyed, it was more of a teasing thing. then my friend picked up a stick and threw it at me, i don't think he intended for this but the stick nailed me in my eye, popping a blood vessel.

i've never had so much pain in my eye before.

i went to the opticians and they told me i had a splinter in my eye and would have to go to a&e (accident & emergency) to get it removed. me and my dad waited there for about 5 hours, until we finally got in and the splinter and fell out already. he then gave me cream to rub in my eyes for the next 3 days.

moral of the story: don't call your friends girlfriend a bitch, even as a joke.

TIFU By Calling My Friends GF A Bitch