Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: 4/20 just passed, and i had planned to hit up one of my friends to smoke with. thing is, we specifically wanted to take dabs, but i didn't have a solid hookup at the time. we end up not hanging out on 4/20, and i instead hang with my other friends.

she texts me a few days later to ask what i ended up doing. i say, "nothing much, we didn't have dabs, so we just chilled." i don't know if it was a cruel joke by some higher power, or if i'm really just that stupid, but i sent that reply to my mother instead of my friend.

now my mother and i have a strained relationship. last year, she found out i smoke weed, and for the past few years, she's been convinced that i'm gay. she knows about the weed, because she found my bowl in my car (another fuck up by me), but she thinks i'm gay simply because i haven't had a girlfriend (not a virgin btw, but no gf).

while at work, my mom calls me about this text, and because i had "claimed" to stop smoking, there's no doubt that i'm kinda fucked. the thing is, my mom is old, and not up to date with hip lingo of today. she's also computer illiterate, so she has no idea who a google is or why they'd be feeling lucky.

anyways, she calls me claiming to have definitive proof that i'm gay. according to her, dabs are oil or grease that you use as lube for anal sex. she's half-right, but she thinks the text really said, "we had no lube for gay anal sex, so we just did nothing". btw, i have nothing against homosexuals, but my mom has everything against them. her interpretation left me in a very tough situation.

what i end up doing is spewing some bs about how dabs are actually an expression for "having everything you need for x activity" (e.g. we wanted to play basketball, but we didn't have dabs, so we couldn't). chances are she didn't buy that explanation, but i was in no way prepared to think of anything better.

she said she would ask her co-workers and students, so i'm either safe because a bunch of public school teachers and 4th-graders won't know what dabs are, or we're both fucked because she went around asking a bunch of 4th-graders about dabs.

edit: i was still at work earlier, [screenshot](http://i.imgur.com/m1rfo99.png?1) of the conversation.

TIFU by sending my mom a text meant for a friend.