Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: first of all, congrats everyone. we just passed 500,000 subscribers! 

secondly, the two week temporary ban on self-defecation posts is over. when the rules were implemented, we talked about the possibility of having a discussion and then a vote on what to do about the genre. unfortunately it has come to our attention that this will not be possible. conversations with the admin team revealed that an unusual large number of alternate accounts were used to skew the votes in the initial post. there is just no way to ensure a fair vote in a sub this big. from comments in that post and messages to the mod team, it is clear that many users have strong opinions on both sides of the issue. the mod team has debated and designed this compromise:

* posts involving self-defecation will continue to stay banned; however, once a week, we will encourage self-defecation posts. future self-defecation posts will be limited to "shat myself saturdays" (courtesy of /u/eightnote).

* all other posts in the shit genre are hereby unbanned.

some reasonings behind these rule changes:

1. there is no way to hold a fair and honest vote. one of the sides could easily manipulate it.

1. the sub will continue to have variety and will not be flooded with self-defecation posts on a daily basis.

1. many of the above mentioned posts are indeed hilarious, and it would be a shame to ban them completely. 

1. self-defecation posts had an important role in the growth of the sub, so it is only natural that they receive their own day.

1. you cannot spell saturday without the word turd. 

1. apparently the entire mod team is 12 because we all thought that was hilarious. 

we hope that both groups of subscribers recognize the reasons why concessions had to be made, and we hope both groups are happy with the way we addressed various concerns. understandably, there will be some people who feel upset about this rule, we ask that you try to understand that, due to being unable to hold a vote, we had to somehow please both groups. we would love to hear thoughts, ideas, and questions about the compromise in the comments below. **we ask that you stick to the topic being discussed. off topic comments will be removed.** 

we will try to answer as many of the comments as we can over the next couple of days. due to our various real world jobs, it may take us awhile to get to your comment. we ask for your patience.

finally, remember to give op the benefit of the doubt. this is supposed to be fun, so no need to say how you think a story was fake etc. 


thank you,


the modteam

[Meta] A shitty compromise