Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so like most tifus this happened about a year ago but just remembered to post it today. 

so some background: i am an avid mountain biker and race dirtbikes so i am more than comfortable on 2 wheels. 

it was my 18th birthday on the friday 2 days after i just moved in to my dorm for the first time my freshman year.  since we were only a couple days in to school and a bunch of 18 year olds that just moved in to college, we decided to celebrate our new-found freedom and got hammered drunk.  our little celebration ended up turning in to a party in our suite style dorm. we were playing beer pong and other drinking games until some drunk girl stepped on our only ball crushing it, rendering it useless.

not wanting the party festivities to end because of that, we were frantically looking for ping pong balls. someone said that they sell balls at the rec center  that was almost 2 miles across campus but it closed in 15 min. so me, being nearly blackout drunk and extremely overconfident with my abilities, i decided "fuck it i can ride my bike and make it across campus in time" 

i hopped on my bike and hauled ass across campus and made it in time! i bought 10 balls so we wouldn't have this issue again, then began on my way back to the dorm. once i hopped on my bike i get a phone call from my ex girlfriend that we broke up a couple weeks prior. i answered the phone while still riding and began to talk for a bit.  i was riding on the sidewalks bc campus was pretty empty at the time. i was bombing down the hill with one hand on the handle bars and one holding my phone. as i was picking up speed i noticed there were a couple people walking on the side walk. not thinking (probably cause i was drunk and overconfident) i turned to ride off the curb as to avoid them. i'm not sure how or why it happened but the second my front wheel went off the curb, my handlebars turned 90 degrees and went from going about 20-25mph to 0 mph quite quickly. i got sent over the handlebars head first, lawn darting in to the asphalt. ended up smashing my face on the road, breaking my nose, scraping the left side of my face and my entire left arm. my phone went flying across the street shattering the screen into about a thousand pieces, phone call still going and a very confused ex girlfriend on the other end. 

luckily i was drunk enough where i  popped back up immediately and started laughing at myself. until the pain set in. managed to ride the rest of the way and continue on with the drinking games. (after cleaning myself up of course)
needless to say my new friends were very concerned and now thought i was a dumbass.

TIFU by riding my bike and talking on the cellphone