Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened today. i m still cringing at the thought of it. 
so i had my phone in my backpocket n i went to take a piss, the jeans were down n i did the deed..while pulling my jeans up, the phone flipped n went straight into the commode. yeaaaaaah. ewww i know.
it just laid there..at the bottom of the commode staring at me. 
for a minute i didn't know what to do. contemplated between flushing it down n telling my parents my phone got stolen or calling for help. 
i went out..thankfully saw a sweeper. oh yeah by the way, i was using a public bathroom. told him i dropped my phone. he called on some help , a guy wearing gloves came..and retrieved my phone, which has not been working since.

TIFU ..by taking my phone to the washroom