Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: okay so i had some alone time and i did what all guys do. jerk off. after i had "finished" i grabbed what i thought was a towel but was actually a sweater

TIFU by whiping cum on my sweater