Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: like the other recent genital accident posts, this didn't happen today. 

i was in high school and my parents were out of the house. i had a hardon and was trying to figure out a good place to put it other than my hand. our house had a central vac, so i decided to see if it would fit in the hole in the wall into which the vacuum hose is inserted. it didn't quite fit, but i discovered there are two little electrodes on the underside of it, and that the head of a penis is a good conductor of electricity. 

still a smarter place to put it than some of my exes.

TIFU by electrocuting my member (NSFW)