Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened this morning. well, i say morning, it was like 2 p.m.

i was up all night stressing about a job interview i'd be going to today when i finally managed to get to sleep at around 6:30 a.m. fast forward to an hour before my interview (the place was close so i had plenty of time at this point) i decided to take a shower and get ready, that's when the "i need to take a shit now" feeling hit. through all my tossing and turning i must have brewed up something nasty. so i turned on the shower water to let it warn up while i got my business done. while in the middle of doing what had to be done, i realized i was still wearing my necklace, a tigers-eye gem that my girlfriend gave me when we met, and just recently had professionally wrapped for out anniversary. i thought out loud to myself "boy it sure would be awful if i dropped my necklace in the toilet" (just as a side note, i did not make that up, i actually said that out loud.)  

*plop*

"fuck." now, it wouldn't have been so bad if the chain had gone with it, but nope, it was just the gem in its special little wrap that went plummeting into the opaque depth that was now my toilet water. it was clear i would have to dig around for a while if i wanted to find it.

welp. i am not sticking my hand in there, i'm totally naked, and i cant wipe as to not make my chances of retrieving the thing slimmer, so i cant go out and look for something to dig it out with. so it looks like i'll have to get creative. i rummage through my bathroom drawers to see of there is anything at all i can use and come up empty handed. then i spot my plunger and toilet brush. i go for the plunger at first but then realize there is no possible way i'm getting something so small with that, so i move to the brush. "maybe i can press it down to the bottom and drag it out with the brush" i thought. my attempt at this brings me not a beautifully sentimental necklace, but a clump of shit stuck to the end of the brush. great. "i'll get the shit off and try again" i thought, so i twirl the brush around in the water in an attempt to do so, this made things so much worse. now the "water" if you could call it that at this point, looked angry, a swirling mass of brown that practically said to me "that's it, give up, the necklace is mine now." and at this point i was ready to.

determined not to let my own bowels defeat me i paced my bathroom thinking of a plan, all the while the hot shower water making the room more and more steamy and unbearable to be in. i came up with the idea to jam the brush down to the bottom again, but this time flush the water and try to just hold the necklace down and prevent it from being flushed with what was left of the whataburger i had eaten the previous night. at this point i'm put of options, so i go for it. it took a few flushes but i got the water looking good enough to where i could stand sticking my hand down there and trying to fish the item out. i felt around for a few seconds until i finally felt the thing between my fingers. i did it! i got the damn thing! i pull it out and turn my sink on to polish it up and get the actual shit off it and my hands. 

this all happened in just enough time to allow me to take my shower, though a much shorter one than i would have liked, and make it to the interview on time. it was a hard fought battle but human ingenuity and perseverance won in the end. i am now letting it soak in an antibacterial formula so i can actually wear it again. funny enough, all this actually helped my interview today! one of their prompts was "tell me a funny story." me and the guy that was interviewing me were already friends so i felt comfortable telling him this story, though a very condensed and less graphic version. looks like i'm getting the job! so in the end everything worked out. i guess the moral of this story is keep trying no matter how shitty things may seem. (pun very intended)

TIFU by taking off my necklace while taking a shit.