Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: long time follower, a friend convinced me to register and post this one.

this traumatizing experience actually happened a few weeks ago. 

it starts after coming back from grocery shopping. 

i was storing food and other things in my kitchen cabinet, and as i'm done and just about to turn my back and leave the kitchen, i hear this creaking sound, not too long but just high-pitched enough for me to notice it. i looked back and it was clear that the cabinet was now in a funny angle but looked stable nonetheless, so i gave it a mirthless chuckle and kept living my life. 

a few days go by, just enough time for me to forget about the incident almost completely.

three in the morning on a weekday, i'm sleeping and dreaming that i'm playing basketball in the nba, lebron james himself passing me the ball.

then it happened. my bedroom shares a wall with the kitchen. i wake up to what to me sounded like cthulhu emerging from the deep darkness, coming for me, and he had brought company - i'm not gonna lie to you here, the next part still embarrasses me a little, but as i wake up i immediately jump on the bed and start screaming my lungs out. on my head this sound can only be explained by the grimmest catastrophe, the whole building was collapsing, i thought. i assumed those were my last seconds of consciousness and the only thing my body could produce was loud screaming. to be honest i always thought that in the face of imminent death i would behave more like a man and less like a frightened chimpanzee, i'm still coping with this reality.

so i waited for the light, some kind of bang, an explosion, anything. but after a while it stopped and i was still alive. 
i stopped screaming and got off the bed, went to kitchen. 
absolute mayhem: everything splattered and broken on the floor, the top cover of the cabinet still hanging by electricity wires, the water pipe from the boiler broken due to the fall squirting water on everything, there's pasta mixed with cereal mixed with tomato sauce mixed with wine, the whole spectacle covered with rice giving it a snowy look. took me a while, but i slowly started to relate the cataclysm to the sound the cabinet had made a few days back.

here i regained presence of mind, it hit me that the gas pipe could also have been damaged, so i went out the apartment, closed my water and gas supply. came back in and looked at the scene again. i sighed, and went back to sleep.

 

edit: grammar and spelling.

edit2: i'm glad this brought a laugh to some people, always nice to see the bright side of an ordeal. as for the people asking for photos, i'm afraid the only thing i have is a picture of the [aforementioned top cover hanging by electricity cables](http://i.imgur.com/qpwmlqy.jpg) which i took in an already advanced phase of the cleaning, to ask a friend of mine if he had any clue what to do about it. but i think it's for the best, to leave some things for the imagination.

TIFU by ignoring the threatening creaking sound of my kitchen cabinet