Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu by giving my girlfriend hickeys, the reason this is a problem is well one, they are hickeys, two she isnt supposed to be dating untill she turns 17 next year, three, if her father or brother{ both "thug" been shot/ locked up for many years at a time before} see, consider me dead x_x, like you would think it would be an easy hickey you could use cover up on, but nope horny me has to go make it look like she got shot with a fucking paintball gun at close range. two on the neck, one of the collar-bone, another on mid/upper boob.... rip op. :( 
  
update- used lots of cover-up. #safe

TIFU- By giving my girlfriend hickeys....