Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am on my period and have a cold. i was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower so i was completely naked. i sneezed and blood (the mucus kind) basically shot out of my who-ha and went all down my legs and all over the rug. kind of horrific, mostly impressive.

TIFU by sneezing on my period