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Input: If  only Sen. Rand Paul  had been elected president as Iâd hoped   he  wouldnât have six broken ribs today.
Then the Kentucky Republican wouldnât have had time to mow  his  own lawn. And a Democratic neighbor with anti-GOP feelings â who reportedly said on social media  he  wanted a special counsel to âfry Trumpâs gonadsâ â wouldnât have been able to attack  Paul  and break  his  ribs.
It could be your neighbor is a psycho  or just a nice person who doesnât appreciate your dogâs dog-doo in his yard. Iâll share some examples later in this space  but first  a Rand Paul update.
âI appreciate all of the support from everyone â  Paul  wrote on Twitter. âA medical update: final report indicates six broken ribs & new X-ray shows a pleural effusion.â
Rene Boucher  59  a neighbor of the Kentucky senator  admitted to tackling  Paul . Rene Boucher  59  a neighbor of the Kentucky senator  admitted to tackling  Paul . SEE MORE VIDEOS
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