Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened today....

a little info: i am a zookeeper at a relatively small zoo, to which i will not name due to social media restrictions. if you don't believe me, i don't care. 

anyway. today, i was cleaning out a giraffe stall with the power washer. normally, this middle stall i was cleaning is just hosed out as it is a holding stall for the giraffes while their main stalls are cleaned/drying. but, i had a little extra time, so i thought a deep power washing would be a great idea. 

so here i am, power washing away, belting out to the radio and being impressed with myself for all the stains coming off the floor. *yes.*

the fu: near the drain, there are four small holes for poles to hold the doors open. they're about 2" diameter and probably 4" deep. by this time, i had gotten almost all if the poop and alfalfa and urine towards the drain. as i went over these holes, water exploded out of those holes and *the motherfucking nasty shit slime water went right in my face.* to make things worse, i just happened to be yawning. 

i stand there, covered in the disgusting muck of turd soup, mouth agape, and start to gag. i ran over to the faucet and washed my mouth out, oh probably close to a thousand times. for all of those interested, giraffe shit does not taste good. 0/10 would not recommened for sunday brunch.

i also had a good amount of shit splattered all over my face, shoulders, and boob-area of my tee. 

the best part is that, while i'm fairly certain i did not swallow any (*gag*), giraffes are carriers of salmonella. i've had salmonella before, and so help me if i get that hell again *someone is going to die.*

TIFU by eating giraffe poo.