Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: short story.

was out driving, late night (a little past midnight).

roommate just turned 21, and we had just finished singing happy birthday for him. no alcohol consumed yet.

i was taking him back home. we crossed an intersection, and i took a left turn without having right of way, and nearly did head-on with another oncoming car who had right of way. 

if it weren't for the quick reaction time of driver of the other car i'd have killed my roommate. i was honked at and the oncoming driver swerved out of the way.

i feel horrible, and i'm up early at work. so much for *birthday present*, ey?

TIFU by giving my roommate a near-death experience for his birthday.