Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so as u can tell from the title it didn't happen today. it was valentine's of this year and me and my new girlfriend wanted to stay home for the evening. i told her to come mine and i'll cook dinner, get some wine, watch tv etc. 
 everything was going great, we had music on, i was getting ingredients ready on the counter for some delicious spaghetti bolognese. i get a fillet knife (first i saw) to cut up tomatoes. after i cut down a few, the fuck up arrived.
  i wanted to look cool, so i spinned the knife in my hand so that the blade is facing downwards, and wanted to bang it into the wooden cutting tray. it worked. to a degree. the knife went in nicely. but because the knife is thin and it gets thinner higher up the blade ( or lower since it's upside down) my hand slipped from the handle onto the blade and i dragged it across to the very bottom. 
 i don't know how, but thankfully, only my pinky finger got cut and my ring finger had something that resembled a paper cut. getting back to it. as soon as the knife went in i knew something was wrong. i fucked up. i take my hand over the sink immediately and open my hand. nothing. half a second later, the finger opened up and sprayed blood upwards hitting my shoulder. it looked like half og the finger was hanging off backwards. my girlfriend on the sight of blood almost fainted and ran off screaming to the kitchen table and sat down and what seemed she was trying to hide behind the back rest of the chair.
 i was cut many times but never have i bled so much. i put cold water on it while using my other hand to pinch the skin together to stop the bleeding. didn't work for shit. blood was still rushing everywhere. we were the only people at home with no car. so i had a great idea. i'll saw it up myself. i dropped a needle into the pot, put it on maximum while making the kitchen look like someone was murdered. my girlfriend said it's an awful idea and not to do it. plasters wouldn't work as all were small so i used a cloth and wrapped it with duct tape temporarily. cloth soon became red and was dripping. i was about to take out the needle and attempt some kind of idiotic procedure but thankfully my dad came around for some reason. he came in and saw all the blood and asked what happened. i explained i cut myself and he didn't know if he should laugh or sympathise. so instead he called me an idiot. he helped me get it under some sort of control. we used hydrogen peroxide to clean the wound and covered it with a sticky bandage. it was bleeding for until the following day noon because in the morning when i checked on it i stretched my fingers and ripped it all over. we followed the procedure from previous day and left it to heal. 
 nevertheless it was completely not the first valentine's i was planning for. we did not have food that evening and i did not get any action.

TIFU by slicing open my finger on first valentines with my new girlfriend