Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: edit: now this technically happened about a month ago or so, i just finally got the balls enough to share with you guys. and yes, it's all grown in by now.

so yeah, i am a hairy guy. never cared so much for it, but i guess thats the italian in me. i also love showers and tend to take showers when i get drunk. that's usually my tale of when i have too much. i disappear and pass out in the shower, crazy i know. i even done this a few times at friends houses. 

so one saturday a few nights ago, my wife and i were getting our dance on and of course our drink on. well eventually the time came and i had to go. i made a drink and went straight to the shower. as i lay in the shower with my jack and coke, i got a little pissed about my chest and leg hair and decided to do something about it. i proceeded to shave my chest and legs and my ass. now, if you have body hair of any kind and not that cute peach fuzz either, than you know how challenging this actually is. 

long story longer, i finally finished. except my arms, from the neck down i was completely shaved. the next morning my wife couldn't believe what she saw and wanted to know what the hell i was thinking. i couldn't believe what i did either and told her i looked like powders retarded cousin or a beluga whale.

obviously the worst part of this story was how itchy i got from when the hair was growing in.

tifu: By getting drunk and shaving my whole body in the shower.