Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: I’m digging some caffeine and I need soda so I decided I am going to steal his Mountain Dew then put a $1 bill in the Mountain Dew box. 


AITA? He will be making a profit off of it. 

stealing a Mountain Dew voltage can from my roommate but putting a $1 bill on the box