Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i just started as a project manager for an information security vendor. i'm on a call with vps, svps and directors of our client.  
  
my role is to explain what we're doing to non technical people. so i'm on a bunch of hour long calls where i might talk for five minutes.  
  
my cat, donut, walks into my home office and trills for attention. he's missing his collar, a likely casualty of a skirmish with fishy, the other 3 year old cat.  
  
me:"donut, where's your collar?"  
  
donut:""  
  
me:"donut, you know it's not a symbol of slavery or domination. it's to make sure if you ever get lost outside, someone can bring you back to your life of luxury..."  
  
donut:""  
  
me, rubbing donut's belly:"who's a fat little donut? who's a fat little donut cat... yes you are..."  
  
svp in charge of compliance:"who is that talking?"  
  
me:"uhh, sorry. i thought i was muted..."  
  
i haven't received any meeting invites to talk to hr yet, but i'm sure i'm going to pay for this.

TIFU by not muting myself during a con call and talking baby talk to my cat.