Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so on saturday night i was drinking with some friends at one of their houses. a couple of them left and a boyfriend and girlfriend that were still there decided they wanted to bone in their bedroom. that was totally fine with me; however, i was drunk and i didn't like being alone to entertain myself.

i crawled up the steps to see if i could hear anything. i couldn't tell you why i wanted to listen to them having sex . after realizing i couldn't hear anything i crawled back down the stair and laid on the hardwood floor in the kitchen. a few minutes went by and my very drunk self thought it was a good idea to try and do a push-up. first of all, i can't do a single push-up while i'm sober, so j don't know why i thought it was a good idea to do one while extremely intoxicated. regardless, i got in "ready" position but my arms apparently weren't happy with me, because all at once my arms gave out, and were like "nope. not tonight!" my head flew off of the hardwood floor and therefore  my nose broke. it was completely sideways. 
i should also tell you that the previous weekend while in a hot tub i slipped, hit my head off of the wall and gave myself a nasty concussion. so face planting on hardwood only made things worse. 

today i had surgery to re-break and reset my nose. the doctor shot novocain up both of my nostrils before the numbing cream set in so i felt all of that. then i got to listen to the wonderful noise of my nose breaking. needless to say, i refuse to do push-ups any longer for the remainder of my life.

TIFU by trying to do a push-up while intoxicated.