Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway for obvious reasons.

i am 15 years old and live with my parents.  today i decided to watch some porn while jacking off, as most teens do.  now, i dont like regular boring porn.  i like to watch girls peeing.  i was really in to it, and didnt realize my dad coming upstairs.  so there i was, erct penis in hand, girl pissing on my ipad, about to come.  now, i havent masturbated in about a month, and my bed is roght near the door.  my dad barges in, and right then, the first shot of cum spurts all over him.  i was mortified.  he took my ipad, he has taken my computer.  my computer has about 100 gb of porn on it.  all of it is girls pissing.  i cant even look at him.  he has told all of my family, and i am grounded for life.    i am posting this from my phone that will probably get taken away soon as well.

TIFU by watching pee porn and cumming on my dad NSFW