Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it's kinda long, but i think it's worth it. this, like most stories, happened a few months ago. a bit of context first. i live on a u.s. naval installation in a foreign country who's primary language isn't english. it's a large barracks building that houses a ton of people. i remember it like it was yesterday...

the barracks managers were preparing for halloween and announced a "scariest door contest". boy oh boy, i thought, what could i win. oh look, a 25 dollar gift card to the commissary. i could use that to finally have a bowl full of fruit gushers. i would love that. i start putting together ideas of what i could do and came up with a pretty good one.

i'm going to make a bio-hazard area for this spooky door contest. i just received some "bio-hazard do not cross" tape for my costume and some bio-hazard symbol stickers. now that i have those, i need an official looking notice to put on my door. now what could i put on it. i opened up publisher and went to work.

i finished my amazing [document](http://i.imgur.com/qdpahpl.png). my god, it was marvelous. i printed it out and grabbed some masking tape. within a few minutes, i had an extremely official looking cordoned off door. i was sure i was going to win this competition. soon all the gushers will be mine.

a few days go by and the winner won't ben announced until the 31st. i'm sitting at my computer playing the new metal gear solid when there's a knock on my door. my room mate answers it and then comes into my room. "mrclepto, what did you do now? there's people here to see you." i walk to my door and guess who's there. my supervisor, my other supervisor, and my section superintendent, plus another random. all together a lot more stripes than i have.

they asked about my door. i explained what the spooky door contest was and the prize etc. after that, i kind got yelled at. 

earlier that day, a local national was cleaning the hallways when he/she saw my official looking sign. he/she didn't read it and only saw the bio-hazard logos. they ran downstairs to the dorm managers and explained what they saw. they freaked and called their supervisor. the supervisor wasn't aware of a bio-hazard incident in the barracks and called the hazmat coordinator. he didn't know anything about it, got worried and called the base commander. base commander didn't know about it. base commander called my commander. my commander called my section superintendent who called my supervisors, who knocked on my door.

after getting yelled at, i had to take the decorations down. i didn't even win the contest. some chick with fake spiders won. i didn't see her chain of command getting called about her door.

so yeah, no more spooky door contests for me.

 

edit: it appears that i have been given gold for this woeful tale. for that, i thank you.

TIFU by almost causing a building evacuation on a military base