Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: after a long haul at the urinal, i washed my hands and proceeded out the door. feeling lethargic and overly relieved, i had a split reaction of making sure the door shuts quietly (inside of the university library). the door slowly crept closer, my laziness inhibited me from making the effort to step closer and grip the handle to ensure it shuts smoothly. instead, i realise the door is incredibly slow and wouldn't make a noise anyway. i pull my hand back from a slight leaning position towards my body but way too fast. what i didn't realise was the silent student wishing to use the facilities creep up. i deliver a huge slap straight to his jewels and what proceeded shot all of the blood in my body to my head. he grunted, made solid eye contact for a good two seconds. i was too torn up by the complexity of the decision making required of my brain to even whimper out a, "man, i'm so sorry". i gave an awkward smile with my eyebrows slanted downward to show immense, confused anger. as awkward as i was, this guy definitely matched it. he turned around and walked back to where he was. 

i am now sitting across from him and contemplating whether i should leave or try and continue studying.

TIFU by checking if the restroom door was closed.