Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was all this morning, but only now i have the time to post this on reddit. also had to make a throwaway for this.

so, before i fell asleep, i felt like i needed to pee. this didn't really seem like a problem to me because i had already slept through holding it in countless times without there being a problem (i never wet the bed until now). now, living with my girlfriend has its ups and downs. i helped her build a computer so playing online games with her until 4 am makes it great, but the fact that she sometimes doesn't like it when i left the room before we go to sleep breaks it. this was one of those nights.

anyway, my dream was about me being in an orgy room, that just finished, and taking angle shots of a bunch of cum sluts that just got fresh loads all over their face. because i'm a film minor, i wanted to try the 3 point lighting shot on these group of girls in order to get my pictures to show their bukkake'd face ^just ^right. so i told my camera men to set up the lights as went i use the bathroom.

as i went into the bathroom, i sat down and took off my pants and diaper (though i never wore one past the age of 3(?) i happened to have one on now). now, as i started to pee i shot it all through the bathroom and thought "oh shit, i should really clean this up, but let me at least get the rest of it in the toilet". so i angled my stream of golden love on my diaper and legs, and slowly into the toilet. as i felt like i could pee faster, because the stream was fairly slow, i began to force it out of me. as i peed into the toilet hard, and viciously, i quickly woke up and realized i soaked my underwear, and probably a good portion of the bed. so i sprung up and quickly threw my soiled underwear on rat cage and grabbed my deodorant. because my girlfriend hadn't woken up by this point, i began to rub the "time released molecules" all over the wet spots of the bed quickly, and thoroughly. instead, i woke her up and she asked me what i was doing. i quickly told her that i felt a wet spot (she didn't see the deodorant), and she assumed that the rats peed on the bed. i quickly disproved that by telling her we haven't had the rats on the bed since last night, like the dumbass i am, and quickly went to the bathroom to clean my soiled trunks with body soap. 

when i came back, she found a huge wet spot on the blanket, and on the comforter, and concluded that i pissed myself. i told her that i did, and did the alpha walk with my sheets, into the laundry room to clean them. she's okay with the fact that i pissed myself and told me i must've done it because i wanted to "claim what was mine".

edit: a word

TIFU by pissing all over my girlfriend's bed, like an alpha male, because of my wet dream. NSFW