Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was actually years ago but quite an embarrassing situation. anyway, i think i was actually about 20, and like many twenty year old kids i was looking to end my day with a night of heavy drinking. i waited outside my girlfriends workplace until she was off to hitch a ride over to her cousins house where we proceeded to have a great night of drinking and smoking lots of pot.

so the next day i wake up, still in a stumbling, hazy state and feeling pretty damn good! i wobble upstairs out of the still smoke filled basement and out to the front porch to smoke a cigarette. about half way through my smoke i notice that my car isn't in it's usual parking spot (these types of nights were very common back then) so i hop up and take a walk around the block. still no sign of my car.

just then it hits me. my car was fucking stolen! i run into the house, wake up my girlfriend and tell her the shitty news. i finally decide maybe i should call the cops and report the incident. i whip out my phone and call up the local pd, give them my spiel, license plate number and all that. meanwhile, i am super bummed and wondering who would do such a fucked up thing to poor me.

just then my phone rings and its the fuzz, i am super relieved when they tell me my car was found in the parking lot of the local starbucks. all of a sudden a rush of memories flood back into my pseudo intoxicated brain, i remember parking my car in that exact parking lot and riding with my girlfriend to the party clear as day now. "oh, shit.. i remember now officer. i did leave my car there last night, it's not something that i normally do so i, uh forgot?"

the officer on the other end says something like "ok..." and hangs up. a few minutes later as i am rehashing my stupid fu with my newly awakened friends, the cops show up and start asking my questions about the incident and if maybe i "had a little too much fun last night?" i deny the allegations since i am only 20 and still pretty buzzed from the night before. luckily they spend a few minutes making me feel like a complete ass before telling me not to party so hard and taking off, likely back to the station where they told everyone about the kid calling in saying "dude wheres my car?"

the best part? i live in a really small town where everyone knows everyone.

TIFU by reporting my car stolen while drunk