Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this is actually a fuck up by my mother. she's a medical assistant.

as always, this actually happened a while back (4-5 months ago). my mom has a habit of mixing words up and saying something else completely. this time though, she messed up her wording to a patient in a long day of work. as a medical assistant, she has to call the patient and tell them which room to go to. so, as time went by, she went and called the next patient... except, her wording messed up. instead of saying "please go down the hall, turn right into room 6 where maggie (co-worker) will assist", she said "please go down the hall, turn right into room 6 where maggie will kill you. the patient freaked out and jumped back making a defensive pose. my mom couldn't contain her laughter as she was apologizing and this guy looked like he just saw a gun being pointed at him. my father and me had a good laugh when she told us this. 

no reprocrussions thankfully.

TIFU By mixing up my words to a patient