Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happens in nyc every summer when the humidity gets really high... the water bugs come out during the day - a waterbug is a cockroach looking thing 4 times the size - mega roach...okay. so i am playing cs:go having fun in my man den... the scream!! honey come kill it!!!
i run into the living room and there is this water bug sitting on the lamp twitching its antenea. i grab a paper twoel square to kill it... it dosnt want to die so there is a small chase.... no i was playing a game and well aware that i need to get back to the game or ill get dropped and banned so i am doing all this fast... the not so little bugger makes it's way to a crack in the wall and goes bye bye... i pretend to kill it and throw the wad of paper towel away... kiss terrified wife on cheek and get back to gaming...... 

not 5 mins later a scream of horror returns. i go back and there that sucker is again, on the lamp again same place... this time i get hit on the 1st try and crush him... toss it in trash and turn to wife.... horror in her eyes, she asks how many are there? why are they swarming.... i realized i just created and perpetuated a nightmare of a bug phobia... she spent the whole weekend in terror of a counter attack.... if i just did the job the 1st time.....

tl;tr kill it the 1st time, dont make wife think there are many more replacements.... the torture never stops.

TIFU by killing the water bug....Twice