Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am in high school now but this is for sure the most humiliating fu of my life so far.

i was about 11 and still pretty immature and dumb. it was summer and my two best friends were on vacation and i was stuck at home pretty bored. my parents both worked so i was home alone from 8am to 6pm. 

anyways i was lying in the backyard eating and playing my ds when i needed to pee. rather than walk back into the house i decided to be a fucking moron and pee on a tree like a dog, by crawling over on all fours and lifting my leg. i don't know why i decided to do this, i just felt like seeing what it would be like.

as i was peeing like a dog - which by the way was difficult - i heard a voice say, "[my name]... you alright there?" i quickly sat up and looked over to see our neighbour, a guy who was retired, standing on his balcony looking down into our (fenced) yard. 

i pretended i didn't hear him and ran inside and hid in my room. but the humiliation continued because he blabbed to my parents and my mom took me to see a counsellor.

so i can't really recommend peeing like a dog.

TIFU by peeing like a dog