Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my friend at my school (let's call him bill) has this certain 'mode' when he is incredibly annoyed by something that my friends and i call his 'rage mode' (we usually call it his [last name] rage as they both start with the same letter). well today (yes actually today) this person (who we'll call james) who i and my friends like but aren't really close with yet came up to where we all hang out for the first time due to some of my friends finding out about him playing lol. there was this shit on the floor that at one point james stepped in. now we tend to do this thing when someone steps on shit, gets shit on or touches something gross where we'll make it obvious that it's disgusting by fake retching and running away from them etc., for a while. 

james then either wiped in on bill's leg or pretended to (by using the other leg) which bill, who has never really liked james, immediately reacts to by grabbing him and pushing him into this patch of leafless bushes which will hurt and he kept pushing him down. my other friend then pulls bill away when we realise he might be getting a bit too salty (not realising he was in his rage mode yet). 

bill then grabs james again and pushes him as hard as he can, using his full body, into this fence which we've been trying to 'break' (being too scared to do so) for a while which is on a ledge that has a <1 metre fall to the small play yard of an integrated school for people with disabilities. 

now this is where i fuck up. i should have pulled bill back as it's not like it would have been too hard but at the time i didn't think he was in his rage mode yet (which in hindsight he was the whole time) so i didn't mixed with the bystander effect of not thinking to take any action (i would like to think i'm better at stopping these things but i always fail to do so and look back in regret). james is almost horizontal and falling into the other school's yard if the fence properly breaks which could harm him and get get bill into a whole heap of trouble. bill apparently (i didn't see it from my angle) starts punching james (although he's not great as punching).

then a teacher comes and stops it luckily which is when bill storms off and hasn't been seen or heard from for the rest of the day whilst james seemed almost perfectly fine which was quite surprising. the teacher takes all of us to write statements etc (although only 5 were needed excluding me and two other friends) as we all fully witnessed it and that's pretty much all of it. james, who i thought would be a lot more affected by this, completely brushed it all of and said he was fine (perhaps in bill's defence?) and that he was laughing the whole way through to convince the teachers that he was fine. 

it wasn't a big fuck up as it's not exactly uncommon and it wasn't some big fight more of just a pathetic one that could have ended badly but i feel like i fucked up in failing to protect the both of them in more ways then one seeing as it's not the first time that bill has hurt someone in his 'rage mode'. 

 

not sure if this counts as centred around defecation as it's the cause of the problem but it's not the point of the story.

edit: spelling and less brackets.

TIFU by failing to stop my friend in his 'rage mode'.