Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: if anyone like me has precordial catch syndrome, they know they turn into a fucking vegetable when the pain starts and are unable to move.

this was only a few days ago so this pain and humiliation is still there.

i had just gotten a new skateboard (perfectly normal longboard) that is sitting next to me right now but i digress. i had been going down  this not so steep hill that from my knowledge had no cars going along it. ( it is a neighborhood road) so here i am just going down this hill to further my slushie addiction when "fuck", it starts.

the stabbing pain of a hot rusty knife cutting at my heart was almost unbearable. it had been a week or so since the last one and they usually happen when i'm sitting down but nooo this one has to happen right fucking now. i'm clutching my heart trying to maintain my balance when i see a car in both lanes. im in the bikers lane that is becoming increasingly difficult (and painful) to stay in.

i start freaking out thinking i'm about to become a bloody mist on the road when i suddenly decide "fuck it" (heres where i fu). i bail off my board from the bikers lane that i was slowly veering away from and smash my face against the mold ridden pavement, tasting years of neglect and wear the nasty side walk had recieved. one can't even describe the pain as my heart still felt like it was trying to claw its way out of my fucking chest and my face searing like hell from the big ass gash across it. 

i pulled through managing to make it to the seven eleven if only through the power of slushie temptation. called someone to take me to the hospital to get (six?) stitches.

TIFU by skateboarding