Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened yesterday at the convenience store where i'm a sales manager at. anyway, i go in at 2:00 p.m. to just a shitstorm of workload. the sales manager who opened only worked 20 minutes of his shift before darting out due to a sudden relationship issue. so, the paperwork isn't done, the deposit isn't counted, and the shifts have not been changed over, and i now have to do this on top of the side work his shift was supposed to do. then, i also have to do the side work that my shift is supposed to do, and i have to do all of this within four hours because my help leaves at 6:00 p.m.

i had been reading hamlet for a class all morning, and this was exactly not what i wanted to walk into on a day that is supposed to be slow. i start off slow walking around in a dazed stupor and i go through the deli and into a side room to get our gas readings and i happen to see that the food in the case goes out at 3:15. 

"i'm coming back for those at 3:15," i tell the deli person, she laughs and sets it aside for me an hour later. 

now, i don't understand how this next part happens, but i work at a nice convenience store that just reopened a few months ago when they tore my previous store down and gave us a brand-spanking new one. we don't even serve fried foods at our store, we bake everything so our snack choices aren't a lot, but the standards we are *supposed* to have placed on our food are high. i managed our deli for a while a couple years ago, i know what precautions are in place. anyway, anyway i think i'm starting to digress, sorry. 

the deli person just wants a corn dog, and so i get the chicken strips (yes, baked chicken strips), a corn dog, an egg roll, and some jojo's. the chicken strips are dry because it was their pull time, but i had a few bites anyway before moving onto the corn dog. while i'm eating this thing, i'm counting several thousand dollars for the deposit, so i'm not paying much attention. i notice the corn dog isn't all that great after eating half of it so i decide to let it sit there for a moment while i count some more money. my fatness returns and i go back to the corn dog, but opt to remove the breading.

as i peel away the breading to expose the dog underneath i see, to my horror, this dog was spotted in yellow and green spots. i'm in shock, i stop counting the money and just look at the thing and wonder what the hell i just ate. i put it down and count a bit more of the deposit until i can't take it anymore, i bring the corn dog to the deli and show the deli person what we were eating.

"praise god!" she exclaims, tenderly clutching her heart with her dainty hand, "i've been eating these all week!" 

i put some gloves and open up the drawer to the fridge where the corn dogs are stored.

"why are there so many in here? where are the dates?" i ask, grabbing a few corn dogs to test. she tells me someone put two boxes of corn dogs in the bins (each box contains about 30 corn dogs) and didn't date them. i ask why hasn't the deli manager done anything about it, and she of course tells me she doesn't know, but why would she.

i pull the shell to the corn dogs off and each one of them were spotted. i'm severely disgusted and disappointed, and i can feel my stomach churning. i wonder what i've eaten, and what i've done to myself. even worse, we've been serving these to our customers for however long those things have been in there. i spent the rest of the day hoping that i didn't contract any sort of disease. i've also been shitting twice more than usual, which is usually 2-3 times a day.

TIFU By Eating A Corn Dog