Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: text says it all. i hate cockroaches. you cannot get me to touch one, even with a ten foot pole. my mother finds it silly that a 6-foot tall man would be afraid of one, but they're basically my phobia. the only way i'm touching one is if you put me in a puncture-proof hazmat suit. 

so today, while browsing the internet on my computer, i noticed a cockroach crawling on the wall near the ceiling of my room. the fucker then decided to flap its wings and fly around my room. i ran out carrying my dog and my phone with me, went downstairs, and got a can of insecticide to use on it. i sprayed my room, closed the door, and decided to eat dinner while waiting for the insecticide to do its magic. 

30 minutes later, i go inside my room and find a dead cockroach on the floor. i sweep it into a dustpan and dispose of it. then, feeling victorious, i go back to my room, only to find out that there was not only one, but two cockroaches, hiding inside my room. this little abomination was the one who was flying around before, and now it's idling around on my curtains. 

since i didn't want to risk it flying again, i try to use our vacuum cleaner in order to get rid of it. unfortunately, just as it was about to get sucked inside the tube, part of the curtain it was resting on got sucked in as well. this ended up causing only the head of the cockroach to get pulled inside the tube, its body still outside  squirming around for dear life. i had to shout for my aunt to smack the cockroach with a broom, before i turned it off and disposed of its carcass. 

lesson learned: do not try to vacuum cockroaches that are on curtains. 

also, here are some picture, just so you can laugh at my fu with me: 
http://i.imgur.com/d9xupum.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ttaxvb3.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6kvr66v.jpg

TIFU by trying to vacuum a flying cockroach into oblivion