Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: alright, so, this actually happened one week ago today, but it was a cold winter night here in canada, and my husband and i decided we'd go sledding at a nearby highschool. there's a large hill that leads into their football field, and i hadn't been sledding since i was a little girl. 
now, mind you, as we were sledding, my boyfriend told me sledding here has been against the law for years. that's why my mom never took me after all. so i did a couple runs, which were fun, smooth, and an all-out-good time. 
then we went to another section of the hill, which looked a little extreme. i also forgot to mention i was carrying two bottles of wine in my backpack (he had told me time and time again, "sleddings more fun when you're drunk!"). well, that hasn't lasted very long. 
i was the one to first try out this new "extreme" slope we found, and as i went sailing down it, i felt myself hit a patch that really wasn't meant for sledding. 
i sailed pretty far, and landed in the most ridiculous way possible. 
i flew forwards, landing on my felt collarbone, and my head. 
i did a couple rolls. and then was laying there in the cold snow. i had instantly sobered up when i heard: 
"snap."
as i landed. my collarbone. 
now i'm sitting here in a dumb, tight, painful brace, and have to go back to the doctor in two weeks, to see if it's healed any. if not, i can opt for an operation to have metal plates put in there. 
bonus: i'm left handed. 

 

[edit] wrote husband and boyfriend by mistake. hard to remember i'm married sometimes.

TIFU By Going Sledding.