Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: we were doing some baking while talking about movies when my partner realized we didn't have enough eggs so she ran out to get some and i got the great idea to reenact one of those cliche movie scenes where someone sits in the dark waiting for someone to return. the plan was to take one of the dining room chairs and move it into the living room area, placing it at an appropriate angle (so that i'd be mostly perpendicular to her when she walked in the door) and then just play with my phone in the darkness until she returned.

i sat there for about 20 minutes before i started giggling on and off. the anticipation was too much for me, and when i finally heard her car pull into the driveway i started giggling uncontrollably the dumbest sounding giggle of my entire life (it was a deep, bassy sound like "uhuu hu huuu huhuuu". i tried desperately to quash it, but it wouldn't be suppressed and so that was how she found me. 

in the dark, sitting on a chair from our dining room, facing our couch, giggling like a dullard.

the plan was completely fubar at this point and i wanted desperately to explain that i was just trying to have some fun but at this point all the breath is gone from my lungs and my giggling has turned into a drawn out wheeze. i start seeing stars from the painful strain of my unstoppable laughter, and when i finally manage to gulp some air down, the sudden loss of pressure causes my bowels to move. i start tooting a long stream of very short farts, timed to my ongoing wheezes. 

very wet toots, on a cushioned chair, that i don't own, that comes as part of a set of six chairs. 

i cleaned everything up and she accepted my explanation for my actions, but it's all very fresh so hopefully she can shake the image i granted her. i would hope i could do it if the tables were reversed.

TIFU by destroying rental furnishings and perhaps my SO's respect