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Input: Not as wild as some other posts here, but still..

btw; non-native speaker here, so sorry in advance

So  i was in a relationship for almost 2 years at this point when the story happened. 

My GF was staying at my place and in the morning i wanted to go get something to drink, since i had nothing in the house. To make it quick i took the bike instead of walking together with my GF, who wanted to watch Youtube on my TV anyways. So i asked her, what she wanted and she asked me if i could get her the red Arizona Iced Tea with the watermelon taste. 

In the Shop i stood in front of the shelf with the Arizona bottles and grabbed the the red bottle she wanted.

then i took the flavour that i wanted (green tea with honey) and a few other things, paid and went back home

&amp;#x200B;

So on the way i was thinking about how to play a little trick on my GF for being a bit annoying the evening before, continuously poking me and hitting me with a pillow when i wanted to sleep

 so when i arrived home i unpacked everything and took out my Arizona bottle first

"this is the one you wanted, right?"

and she looked at me with the SADDEST EYES IMAGINABLE

Like a starving puppy who witnessed me just butchering her whole family.

"no.. but that's okay too" she said and i immediately felt bad

so i pulled out the right bottle and gave it to her...

&amp;#x200B;

am i just a dick?

trying to troll my girlfriend