Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: okay, okay, throwaway time because this'll probably most likely very much ruin me and all the parties involved if ever this got out.


i went to school today to pass a couple of papers to one of my profs, but i completely forgot that there was this event going on. since my school might literally be one of the lamest colleges ever, they had this rule where once a student enters campus during certain college-wide events, he/she can't leave the premises until it's over. i was basically stuck there for the next few hours with nothing to tide me over (i couldn't play games on my phone 'cause i didn't think to bring a charger - keep in mind, i was only supposed to get in, pass my stuff, and gtfo).


since i had no desire to join any of the shitty af activities they had going on in the gym, i decided to go hang in the sky garden. this is where the fuckup happens.


no one was there when i came up - most of the people were in the gym watching this singing competition (they're crazy for that stuff where i live) - so i thought it'd be a good idea to light up.


big mistake. see, my campus was located in an area with two schools, two churches, and a fucking hospital. smoking was a massive no-no, and me, being newly eighteen, could seriously go to jail for that shit. so when i heard someone coming up the stairs, i panicked. i threw the cig on the ground, stomped on it, and kept my foot there thinking i could just discreetly kick it over when the person wasn't looking.


that person turned out to be a prof. and not just any prof. a prof that i'd secretly been half in love with since i was a freshman. he spotted me and came over to talk - keep in mind, i still had the cig under my shoe. he asked me why i was up there and stuff and why i wasn't down there "having fun". i answered and we ended up talking for a bit.


then he told me it smelled like smoke up there, and (jokingly) asked if i'd been smoking. i, of course, said no, but there must've been something in my expression that gave me away because he looked down and gently nudged my foot away, exposing the squashed cigarette. by that point, my heart was hammering like hail the size of golf balls crashing on a tin roof. i thought he'd fucking report me or something or like, freak out or whatever. but no.


he laughed. 


the fucker *laughed*. then he asked me if he could have one too. when the initial shell shock wore off, i nodded dumbly and handed him one. we ended up sharing it. i can't really remember what we talked about after that, but he assured me he wouldn't tell. i remembered awkwardly stammering a litany of thank you's and then...and then, the most terribly wondrous thing happened. 


it was like the culmination of all my adolescent fantasies playing out before my very eyes because he suddenly leaned in, very, very close, and i thought he was going to kiss me right then and there, but he stopped about a hair's breadth away from me and whispered, in the hottest way imaginable, "is this okay?"


of course i fucking nodded 'yes' because fuck, i'm young, hormonal, and very much head over heels for this man who's 10+ years older than i and has had the starring role in majority of my nighttime fantasies over the past year.


11/10 the best make-out sesh in my entire existence so far.


...0/10 because *he's a fucking professor*. our school has rules against shit like that and remember, we were out in the open, making out like teenagers. literally anyone could've come up then and seen us. what's more, i know he isn't married, but he's seeing this lady who he has two kids with, so i might as well be a homewrecker now 'cause i gave him my number and we're planning to hook up soon.


only now has it dawned on me how fucking *wrong* it all is, and sweet holy infant jesus i don't know what to do because my heart and my girly libido says hell yes but my brain's all oh hell naw and idk man, idk.

TIFU by going to school