Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so early this morning, after a short hike in bear country, i came back to the office (i was the first one in, thank goodness) and started to "de-gear" for a day at work.  when anyone here goes out hiking we always carry a large 11 ounce can of bear spray -- you know, the kind that shoots a cloud of high intensity pepper spray up to 30 feet away?  this stuff is literally designed to create a barrier wall cloud of pepper mist that nothing can go through without suffering severe and (temporarily) debilitating effects of the mucous membranes.

anyhow, my fuck up was deciding to de-gear inside our supply room (more like a closet) where our cleaning and computer supplies are located.  

i unknowingly placed the bear spray next to several cans of compressed air for blowing the dust out of computers.

well, you can guess what happened next.  later in the day i hear our it guy scream "what the fuck!!!" and came running out of the room where all of our computer work is done.  he looked like the raw leftovers from a battle with nypd's finest - complete with tears and snot and slobber flying everywhere.

a couple of us grabbed him up and took him into the bathroom to flush his eyes and nose out with water.  all he could say is that the computer duster stuff was all fucked up and he got a face full of some weird shit when trying to clean out a cpu.  i knew immediately what happened.

the two cans (bear spray vs. computer duster) look similar, of course, but the triggers are completely different.  he must have had a lot on his mind because he's pretty sharp, and making such a mistake isn't like this guy.

well anyhow, i explained that he must have mistaken bear spray for computer duster.  he agreed and couldn't believe he did that.  we all had a hearty laugh as there was no permanent damage done.  we also had to clear out half the building for the rest of the day due to the effects of the pepper spray cloud.  i failed to mention to everyone that it was i who placed the bear spray next to the computer duster.  lesson learned - never to be repeated.  if  asked, i will confess... one day ... probably...

 

never put a can of bear spray next to computer duster - as the consequences are somewhat obvious.

TIFU by putting a can of bear spray next to a can of compressed air (computer duster).