Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as per usual this actually happened a couple weeks ago. 

me and a couple of go out to a pub for a beer and some food. this place is amazing for both. personally i am a spice addict. (no i don't order spicy stuff to show off. yes i enjoy the taste. yes my asshole burns the next day but its totally worth it.) i order the spicy brat that covered in jalapenos that are oddly hot for a medium spice pepper.

hangs get all greasy and what not but like the fool that i am i wipe them off with a napkin and forget instead of washing them like an intelligent person would do....

i suppose you all know what happened next. i go to take a piss and apparently just smother my dick with residual jalapeno oils. i almost cried. my shaft was tough and met the challenge. my dick head on the other hand felt like i was trying to hump a hotplate.

i sat back down and tried to bear it but as the temperature rose in south africa (i'm black). it was clear that i might lose my junk in the great penis fire of 2014. 

i run back into the bathroom. (fortunately the sink was about crotch for me) and started giving the whole gang a good washing. unfortunately for though the sink was semi clogged so while i was drowning mr. goodbar i ended up bathing the whole gang in diluted jalapeno water.

so now everything burning but to a much more bearable degree. with nothing left to do i just had to wait for the burning embers in my ants to cool.

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TIFU by ordering a spicy bratwurst