Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: edit: *by sink i think i mean basin. in the uk we call it a bathroom sink.*

let me preface this by saying i've been going through a bit of a rough time since chewing on a spider in my soup at work just less than 48 hours ago. it seems that since then, spiders have been trying their best to get their revenge on me almost (albeit accidentally) consuming their unfortunate cousin.

so, this morning i woke up, and needed to piss. common event, right? so i pad along the hallway to the bathroom, lock the door, face the toilet and lift the lid, preparing to sit down (as i am female and we unfortunately our genitalia does not easily allow us to pee standing up). well luckily i looked first, because under the toilet lid, some huge spindly 8-legged fucker was right their chilling on his web, giving me the look like "dear lord your ass looks like it'd be fantastic to crawl on/bite/tickle affectionately with my spindly-ass 4" legs" so i noped the fuck out and clanged the lid back on the seat. however, i had not yet achieved post-piss status. the golden liquid still had to come out, and i was not willing to get trolled by another goddamn arachnid.

the sink. she has a drain. i remembered all of 3 years ago, listening to ke$ha's first ever radio interview (bbc radio 1, scott mills show) which was when i fell in love with her. i remembered al the anecdotes she shared. **including the one where she recounted pissing in a sink in a london pub with either lily allen or pixie lott present (i don't remember which of the 2).** aha, i thought to myself. i can finally act like my idol of my teenagehood.

i hastily dropped trou, stepped upon the step we keep in the bathroom (i am a lass of an inadequate altitude) and sat down on the sink to do my business.

now, i am not a heavy girl. i could afford to lose a little weight but i'm probably around 120 pounds. wateva. the sink cracked while i was mid-urination. don't know what do. wish i'd manned the fuck up and sorted out the spider but seriously, i hate those fuckers at the moment. at least i got to piss spider-free. :/

TIFU by peeing in the sink.