Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i will keep this short and sweet, i arranged a date today, i was down with flu and problems, so from tuesday onwards i was pretty much taking pills. 

i finally recovered a bit today and i thought it's friday, lets get laid. normally this isn't an issue for me, but i had a fucked up throat but i still decided to wing it.

matched on tinder, arranged meet up, girl looked great, nice butt, was a dancer, pretty good overall. win her over somehow, get to the fucking part.

and boom, the dick starts malfunctioning. after few positions it literally said fuck it. so, i gave up and did plan d, which basically involves rubbing your dick on her ass cheeks.

got to admit, 21 years old, and god damn what an ass. i finally came and i saw the look of regret on her and i could sense i did fuck up.

so, i dropped her and i don't think i will get another fuck chance, i mean i can if i try but i sense i blew it.

the culprit was apparently the bioflu pills and the cough pills :(. 

 

p.s. it also explains why i didn't get a boner during these days. damn.

p.s.s. it's weekend here.

TIFU by hooking up while on pills