Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: living in the sierra nevadas, it gets very cold at night. 

took a shower after a cold night at work. shower with nice hot water. hot but not steaming hot. felt so good and warm. 

drying myself, starting to get cold. 

got out of the shower, so damn cold. 

drying hair(on head) with the blow dryer and it felt so nice and warm.
balls were cold, penis was cold. all shrivled up, smaller than usual. 

blow dry my private area just as usual during a cold winter day, but since it was so cold i moved in a little closer. it felt so nice and warm. 
thought "oh, fuck it, i'll move in a little closer since it was so damn cold today." moved in too close, tip of penis touches the burning hot iron grill. pull dryer away in shock.

it hurts. it burns as i type this. erections make it burn more. it's red where it got burned. hoping it doesn't turn into a blister

 

edit: i didn't think i would have permanent markings but now i think i will. i have 2 very straight, black burn marks on my foreskin where the blow dryer burned. i will upload a picture soon

TIFU by burning my penis with the blow dryer