Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: you know those days when you wake up and just know that today is not going to be a good day? well that was me this morning. 


things weren't actually all that bad until the afternoon. i got home from shopping, fed my cats, and sat down for a late lunch and a movie. 


so, i'm done eating, enjoying the film (the big sick, highly recommend), laughs here, tears there. when suddenly i smell it. this faint waft of burning plastic. hmm. not good. i go investigate. 


normally burnt plastic in our home means a cigarette wasn't put out properly (we keep our ashtray in a plastic box so the smell is contained). but i check the balcony where we smoke and everything's ok. next stop, kitchen.


omg


now, before i continue, let me explain that what happened was not 100% my fault. it was my cat. but then again i can't really blame him for being a cat and not knowing any better and firing the metaphorical gun when i myself loaded the bullet.


i go into the kitchen and see smoke. so much smoke. and the smell, juses christ. i was lazy earlier and didn't feel like cleaning and had left my kitchen scale (very nice one that i got a few months ago, it had a white plastic border and a clear glass top) on the stove and my cat must have stepped on the controls and turned the heat on high (damn you digital touch crap! if we had a regular analog knob this would have never happened).


the plastic was fuming like crazy, half melted, and stinking like the seventh depths of hell.


but wait! there's more!


so first thing i did after opening the window was turn the stove off. that was smart. however, in my panic and stupidity i figured that the plastic is about to erupt into flames so i gotta cool that shit down right? i fill a large salad bowl with water and pour it onto the scale.


big mistake. what happens when you put something cold on hot glass? it explodes


so now i have this big puddle of smoking plastic and glass shards all over the kitchen and my clothes (and i think a small piece lodged into my neck because i have this prickly feeling there now) and a growing puddle of melted plastic goop water all over the stove. not good


but then suddenly i hear knocking so i run to the door. it was my building's security guard with a very concerned look on his face. he asked if there have been any smells of burning plastic coming from my vents, because many neighbors have called complaining of such a smell and everyone is scared that there is a fire in the walls somewhere and they are scared its gonna be another grenfell. i sheepishly explained that it was my fault, that plastic burned on the stove and i'm sorry for causing a panic. he left looking relieved.


so i go back to the kitchen. shit... that goopy plastic water is flowing off the stove and onto my granite countertop!


i grab a towel and start cleaning up. the towel seeps up some liquid but does more harm than good, it spreads the plastic water even further. 


at that point i opened my fridge and took out a beer. i sat down for a while, sipping the golden piss of gods,  contemplating my life and gathering my strength for the task that was to come.


it took me almost 2 hours to clean up most of the disaster that my kitchen had turned into. and even 2 hours wasn't enough. there is still plastic stuck to the stove, the countertops reek of burnt plastic, the walls stink, my clothes stink, my entire apartment stinks. plus, the stove looks like it might have to be replaced, and if that happens then most likely the counters will also have to be replaced because i doubt we'll find a stove the same size to fit the hole left by the old one... 


fuck.... i knew it. i woke up this morning and i just fucking knew that today was not going to be a good day.


picture for proof  https://i.imgur.com/aqntpmn.jpg

TIFU by being lazy and stupid and making my neighbours think they are going to burn alive