Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: two nights ago- i was drinking with a friend and decided that 3 bottles of champagne in the hot tub sounded like a damn fine idea. i got pretty fucking wasted & was an absolute pest. allow me to paint the scene for you. 


first- i refused to get out of the hot tub for a few hours- insisting that it was warm & i had plans to sleep there. 

second- i said that if i was given a popsicle- watermelon specifically- that i'd get out. i did not. 

third- i agreed to get out of towels were brought to me. once the were were brought i smirked and pulled them into the water. 

i was somehow convinced to finally go inside. i decided that i needed to wash off the chlorine. i ran a bath. 

my friend came to check up on me and make sure i was okay. i fell asleep in the bathtub wearing my swimsuit. the water was running and was about to cover my nose. i had an empty [cucumber bag](https://imgur.com/a/j85vs) on my head. (no clue where the cucumbers went/ were hidden.) upon being awoken, i said that i often slept in the tub and that i knew what i was doing. 
i do not & did not.


needless to say- drowning in a bathtub with a mystery vegetable bag is not the way i intend to go. it would, however puzzle people for ages to come. 


anywho, i don't think i'll be drinking that much again for a very long time. 


also- the cucumbers were in the bag the next morning.

TIFU by nearly drowning with a produce bag over my head