Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today, i fucked up by making tea.


okay, so, i've been really sick with strep-a and my throat has been hurting, a lot. so i made some tea. i made chai tea. now, i usually like my tea and coffee unsweetened, but i felt like i deserved a bit of a treat, so i made my tea, and put some milk and sugar in it, but my cup was too small, so i transferred it to a larger cup, leaving that bit of sugar left in the old cup. i decided to lick that bit of sugar up, when my girlfriend comes in, drops her plate, breaking it.    i had an erection, and i was drinking white stuff from a cup while it was sayin' hello.    

and i couldn't even talk to explain what happened.
(might be worth mentioning i was in compression shorts, because they are really comfortable, and now....)

fuck me.

TIFU By making tea. [NSFWish]