Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well this is technically a 15 years ago i fucked up, but here's the story.. it was christmas season in my home and my family and i were putting up the christmas tree. as a child i loved putting ornaments on the tree, it was my favorite part of christmas. so i guess one time i thought a big shiny red ornament looked delicious (apparently i was a pretty dumb kid) so i took a big ol' bite out of the ornament and yelled to my brother "yummy candy!" 
from what i've heard it took about five seconds of blood dripping down my toddler face to realize that i was in excruciating pain. it took five people to hold me down while they cleaned my mouth out of glass from the ornament. twas the season to fuck up right?

(it's my first post, excuse anything wrong sorry)

TIFU By being 3 and thinking a Christmas ornament looked like candy.