Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so we have two dogs and are watching a friend's dog.  our dogs are small dogs....this dog is a larger breed about 50 lbs or so..and tall when on her rears. in other words - a dog that doesn't have any trouble getting things left on the counter.  in true idiot form, we left the baggy with one rather potent brownie on the counter.  normally when we come home, the dogs are all waiting at the door.  this time our guest dog was missing.  i also found a ziplock baggie ripped up in the living room.  i didn't put two and two together at first.  we have a dog door - so i went outside to call her in.  thats when i found her laying on the grass near the stairs that lead up into the house.  she was looking up at me and made an attempt to move, but clearly was incapicitated.  im an idiot - so i still didn't put it together until i had brought her inside.  my wife saw the baggie and said - its that *&$% pot brownie.  we were in panic - trying to decide if we should try to induce vomiting or take the dog to the emergency vet.  we looked up some articles on the internet - apparently most of the time, depending on how much they eat, they just have to sleep it off.  some dogs if they are very small or sick or young get very, very ill need veterinary care according to what i've read.  i think this one is going to be ok.  the problem is besides feeling like a total loser jacka$$ for leaving it out....my friend is coming to pickup the dog in the morning.  i hate to tell him what happened.  i don't think he will be ok with it.  i don't think i'll have a choice.  i would be really surprised if she is back to normal.  i figure she ate the brownie between 7-10pm.  my friend is coming around noon.  why am i so fing stupid???????

TIFU while Dogsitting - left a pot brownie on the kitchen counter