Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway incase any of my friends check my reddit posts.
i doubt they could trace it back to me.

this happened yesterday and i still remember it clear as day.

here come's 7th period and i got a usual textbook assignment and a worksheet which adds together to about 42 problems for me which are easy. 

the teacher lets us work together in pairs so once we're done we can just get out our iphones and do shit like search reddit(lol) or text people in other classes (lol).

a friend of mine works with this really hot girl, call her lyssa, and they are a bit slower than my group so he asked me to come over and help him. i am like "no prob, bro" and proceed to lean over lyssa's paper.

you know that thing where when you pull your tongue up and back a bit too fast or sudden, a bunch of spit squirts out? yeah.. all over fucking lyssa's paper. little dots over all of it.

this was so sudden i somehow manage to shotgun blast snot out of my nose and onto my lip, just drooling down. 

i cover my face and grab a napkin and some fucking hand sanitizer and looked at lyssa. 

she is covering her mouth with her hand and with a shocked expression and my friend sitting next to her is hanging his mouth open then proceeds to laugh his ass off. 

thank god the bell rang and i grab all my stuff and head to my next class and try not to embarrass myself anymore.

TIFU by trying to help a cute girl with her math