Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened a few minutes ago. 

i thought i'd microwave a cookie to make it softer. for some reason, i thought setting the microwave on 90 seconds instead of rolls and muffins was a good idea. i burned the thing and now the kitchen stinks to high heaven.

TIFU a cookie.