Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: yeah... so as the title suggests, a brief lapse in concentration resulted in the most intense sharp, stinging pain that i've ever felt... akin to what you might imagine having acid sprayed directly at your ring hole would feel like.

unfortunately, the weed had slowed my senses, so the realisation that the feeling coming from my arsehole wasn't quite right took around 5-10 seconds, as did the following thought process; "wow, i've never experienced that feeling before, so what could it be?... what could cause that amount of pain?... pain?!... yeah, that's pain!..."

"aaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhhhh!!"

skip forward about 20 seconds and my wife runs in to find her husband bent over in the shower with the handheld shower head spraying cold water right at his butthole....

hysterics ensue... "it's not funny"... "ok, it's been 7 minutes now. you can stop laughing"... "bitch"... "don't you dare!!! i don't care how funny it is! you're not putting it up on facebook!".... "if you do, i'll put up the little 'misunderstood orgy text' story and see how you like it!"...

2/10 - would not recommend.

TIFU by mistaking disinfectant wipes with toilet wipes while stoned...