Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it's was a humid summer afternoon, and the sun beat down on me mercilessly. i was outside with my tank top on, manning  a brand new lawn trimmer for the overdue grass. suddenly the lawn trimmer jammed, so i lifted it up to see what the issue is, neglecting to kill the motor. i noticed a large clump of earth had gotten lodged between the wire. i reached forward to remove the clump, but my hand did not return in time. i removed the earth and suddenly the mower roared to life, making a sickening clacking sound. the blade whirred crazily, and i felt the blast of air fanning my face as the whirring blades spun in a deadly rotation. my hand, still held by the blade was unfortunate enough not to have been removed in time. the spinning wire cut through four of my fingers, like a hot knife running through butter. i dropped the mower and stood back in shock, as blood poured out of my stumps, (used to be fingers) like a leaky faucet. i fell backwards, and blacked out. when i awoke i was surrounded by doctors, who told me what had happened.  luckily my neighbor saw me passed out on the lawn, and called the ems. i now am missing four of my fingers on my right hand. when i think about the story, it still makes my heart pound and causes my palms to dampen. i'm ok now though. i try to live a regular life. will it ever get better? i hope so. but for now i'm taking it one day at a time.

TIFU Lawnmower Near Death Accident