Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: technically speaking this happened on monday, but it gets better. well, worse in my case. this is all for your entertainment.

monday i went to the beach with some friends. totally normal day at the beach. everything was chill and and as expected. i, personally, hate going into the water. the idea of bacteria and fishy fecal matter makes me cringe. that and local pools (although there is chlorine, i still don't care). *anyways.*

i was wearing a muscle shirt and brought my sand chair. i **loathe** the idea of wearing sunscreen. the texture and smell of it make me nauseous. lotion, too. so, i got up every so often just to stretch and walk the beach to maybe try and avoid being fried. it worked mildly. i continued watching my friends gallop in the shit infested ocean and swallow pints of salty fish droppings. we spent about 3 hours there.

i got this really nice sunburn. my skin was pretty tight and red. i thought, "meh. it's just sunburn. it will go away and [i can go back to normal living.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zi14)"

i enjoy the rest of the day with my friends. dinner, road trip, then home. shower. sleep. done.

i wake up and my arms are littered in blisters, they are radiating intense heat, and are so bright red you could direct traffic with them. the tops of my feet were burnt a little and my right foot's skin is so tight that whenever i take a step, blood pressure builds in my foot, and pushes against my skin causing unfathomable pain.

today is day 3 of said burnt skin. i will be missing about 4 days of work and approximately $177.67 worth of payment. oh, and, i lied to my employer thinking that they wouldn't accept sunburn as an appropriate excuse. i said that, "i have a decent laceration on my upper left leg when i fell in the ocean. i am headed to the emergency room to get stitches." now i need a doctor's note upon my return. a doctor's visit is $75. i have no health insurance. i thought, "ok. appropriate, i suppose. these burns look serious."

to the doctor i drove. it was a walk in clinic. it was confirmed that i had 2^nd degree burns and i was prescribed a cream (silver sulfadiazine).

TIFU by not wearing sunscreen