Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: to preface...this was earlier this week. but my post was removed because i "broke the rules." now it's the weekend and i hope it flies this time. 

i was so excruciatingly tired last night. like the kind of tired you could sleep days from. and it probably didn't help that i had a drink before bed. or five. maybe seven. who's counting? (honestly i know better. nothing good ever comes from mixing booze with being exhausted, i was stupid to think this would end well). i crawled into bed. everything in me aching. i instantly drift off into strange and crazy dreams. i wake up around 4:00am. disturbed. like panic attack disturbed. had a super weird dream. normally i would just go back to sleep. but i couldn't shake the realness of my dream. i dreamt i had gotten up in the middle of the night and walked into my closet. that i had squatted over my sock bin (no room in my dresser, don't judge me), almost fell over. braced myself well enough to cop a squat and pee in my sock bin. wiped with a hand towel. i laid in bed for 20 minutes pondering this and not wanting to get up. finally i convinced myself to check it out. holy effing shit, i really did it. all my socks are peed on. nasty hand towel to boot. i'm officially a sleep-peer. a peeist. a urinator.

Tifu my sock bin...