Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm posting this on behalf of the mouse i found on the floor of my kitchen. the package wasn't even open ಠ_ಠ

TIFU by eating rat poison from a sealed bag.