Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: like many tifus this one happened a while ago. i was at home for the afternoon not having to work that day. i was also a bit sickly, the main symptom beeing the insane amounts of mucus fluid dripping from my nose. the word dripping here might be an euphemism, since it more resembled the niagara falls. tired of constantly blowing my nose with tissues i decided to take a drastic measure and made some rolls of toilet paper that i stuck up my nose like tampons. of course, part of the rolls were hanging outside of the nose. with this problem solved i decided i earned the right to have some fun. so i turned on the playstation and started playing guitar hero: metallica (sorry to disappoint all that though this post was about masturbation). in a minute i was shredding furiously to one of my favorite tunes, doing super rockstar moves that would make pete townshend applaud with pride! i was singing, i was dancing, i was moving all over, i think i even applauded myself in the moments the song allowed. all the while i had my lovely toilet paper "tusks" hanging from my nose. at a given point i decided to look out the window (upper floor of a two story house) only two see two fellows on top of a pickup truck looking at me and laughing their asses off. i shamefully dropped to the ground, moved out of sight towards the window and quietly closed the blinds of my window.

TIFU by having some fun while sickly.