Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened about half an hour ago and just writing this could get me into more trouble but f*** it. i was browsing the web in the living room as my dad was drinking out of his world greatest dad mug while watching the news. afterward, he went to take a shower with the cup and bottle still on the table.

anyways, fast forward about 5 minutes and my baby sister who just woke up and walked into the living room who's just barely conscious and fighting to keep her eyelids open, so i gazed my attention to her to see why she woke up so soon and she stared back at me like one of those brain-dead zombies from plants vs zombies game trying to figure out what to do next. not a second later she lifts up her dress, spreads her legs apart to which the flashbacks start coming back to me, it's usually around this time that she lets loose and pisses all over the carpet and i end up regretting giving her so much juice to drink during dinner. before i could react, she lets it rip and starts peeing on floor again without a damn care in the world.

at first, i thought of picking her up and just bolting it to the bathroom like a running back about to score a touchdown but quickly remembered from experience that it would only make the mess worse and a create another slipping hazard afterward (boy were those fun). anyways another 2 seconds pass and i look around for something to try and contain it to which i ended up gazing down upon my dad's mug and spent another second calculating the possible ramifications of my actions and figured i might get away with it if i play my cards right. so i quickly grabbed the mug and held it under her as she continued to let loose for at least another 7-10 seconds. it was around the 6-second mark when i realized the cup was already half filled and worried that i'd need another cup, thankfully it didn't come to that but the rest just started to trickle down her leg, which is what i assume was the equivalent of when guys get some in their pants even though he shook the trunk like a bear trying to get honey down from a shriveled but stubborn tree. after the ordeal was over i quickly commenced the cleaning phase and got some tissues to try and soak up what the carpet hadn't yet and whatever was left on my passed out sister's legs as she went back to sleep on the couch, as if she didn't make enough of a mess. afterward, i took out the special vacuum cleaner that sucks up water in hopes to mitigate the damage it was doing to the carpet, it was around that same time that my dad came out of the shower walked into the living room and shouted "why the bloody hell are you vacuuming in middle of the night", to which i turned around and told him that vera (baby sis) pissed the carpet again, turned back around and continued vacuuming.

it wasn't about a minute later that i suddenly hear him spitting profusely all over the place so i disgruntedly turned around trying to figure out why in the hell he was making a bigger mess. i then realised as he was holding his world's greatest dad mug in one hand and holding my baby sis in the other arm to which i instantly became hysteric with laughter and as his spitting began to die down, he then angrily spouted out "why the f**** is there piss in my mug" but for the life of me i could not answer due to me laughing as if i was in a mental institution. after i calmed down a bit, i explained to him what had happened and he stood there with the most a pissed look on his face that was usually reserved for when i get bad grades or when our pothead neighbor was having a party. unfortunately, he then told me to clean everything up (as if i wasn't already) and to fully sanitize his mug and then go to bed an hour earlier without any phone rights. so anyways, i guess i'll be playing 'avoid the father figure' for the next couple of days.

 

edit: grammar game atrocious since i had to go to bed early

TIFU By leaving a cup of piss on the table