Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a friend's dad has purchased an old grade school and my buddy is currently using a few rooms as a studio for recording while they fix up the rest of the building. we're at the studio recording some new tracks, and i realize its time for a bathroom break and take my leave for a moment.

its a school, so there's 5 toilets, i open the first stall, and there's a large black garbage bag over it. i take the plastic bag off and sit down, thinking that they must have been trying to keep the dust out of the water for some reason. you know, like people do.

finish my business, realize there's no toilet paper in the stall, and have do the awkward, pants around the ankle waddle to a stall on the other side of the room. i grab some paper and manage to get all cleaned up, but while i'm looking at this new toilet, i think to myself how weird it is that this toilet doesn't have the garbage bag over it to protect it from dust. also that it doesn't look, i donno... broken?

i walk back to the original toilet, already realizing what i had done. i try to give it a flush, low and behold, nothing. i can hear water slowly going in, i can tell water is slowly going out, but the actual 'flush' part just doesn't happen. the contents are just slowly slowly spinning, almost hypnotically as i try again and again to get this toilet to actually do toilet things.
i give up and grab a trusty plunger, start going at it for a solid 5 minutes, still to no avail. the toilet is just slowly draining and taking in water, the contents a slow, continuing spiral of shame, much like what my life has become at this point. poetic almost..

i guess i'm just a good human and an even better friend, because, realistically, i could have just left it there. left it there for weeks and weeks, until repairs moved into that part of the school, someone wandering in to discover an elderly poop, long past its prime, just sitting in the bowl, eternally spinning around like a slow, stinky jacuzzi. the father of my buddy looking on it with shame, knowing that one of his son's friends had the audacity to shit in this broken toilet in his building, shit in a toilet that had so clearly been marked as broken, any sane human could tell that. shit there, and just leave it there for him to deal with.

i'd also like to say that i have somehow gone my entire life without ever having to actively touch poop. i have never changed a child, i have never had a pet, i have never taken care of an elderly person, or had a girlfriend who wanted to poop on my chest. life, up until this point, had more or less been like a beautiful hollywood film, as long as your version of romantic film is "don't touch fecal matter".

life was fine up until yesterday, when i had to put my hand in a plastic grocery bag to pick up my own soggy poop and carry it across the bathroom to deposit in a working toilet.

[NSFW] TIFU By Taking A Garbage Bag Off Of A Toilet.