Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: deciding to take advantage of syllabus week, i went to a friend's house party last night. my lips were looking a bit like dehydrated sea slugs, so i decided to do some last minute lip moisturizing with my secret weapon - goldbond "skin therapy cream". even though it is technically lotion, i find it works better than any chapstick i've ever purchased. with lips smoother than barry manilow's voice i arrived at the party and noticed that the incredibly handsome guy i'd admired from the back of o-chem, "matt", was also there. over the course of the night, matt and i got to talking. eventually he offered to walk me home and my small, tender heart did flips that would impress even mckayla maroney. when we got to my apartment, he leaned in and began to kiss me. suddenly, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face and stared at me with confusion. 

"why do you taste like herbicide or something?"
 
i spent the next thirty or so seconds blushing and babbling about how my moisturizer must have a funny flavor and i usually do not taste anything like foot-cream. he laughed awkwardly, said it was nice to meet me, and went home. pretty sure i won't be hearing from him again.

TIFU by moisturizing my lips.