Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this, originally going to be posted on the day of the fuck up, fell victim to my procrastination. 3 months later, i finally decided "hey i should do this." so here it is. how i nearly burned my house to a crisp. well not really. you got clickbaited.
so it was around noon when i decided to eat lunch. i had leftover soup on the stove so i decided to set that bitch on high to let it boil and heat up. meanwhile while i was waiting, i decided to go downstairs and play some legend land. 8 hours later, my parents came home and i decided "did i leave any dirty dishes out?" and went upstairs. i noticed while walking up the stairs, behind the window of our "downstairs door" it seemed a bit...foggy. i opened it and woooosh. big ol' could of smoke. turns out, surprise surprise, i left the soup boiling for 8 hours. the soup had probably gotten turned into some nasty stuff, with the poor vegetables burnt to a crisp and there being no more soup. needless to say, my parents were not happy with the whole ordeal. 2 thoughts came to mind when i saw the smoke: "i'm so dead" and "this is going on reddit."  when the smoke finally cleared, we had also discovered that the smoke had permeated itself into every fabric in the house, making it smell like mothballs and well, smoke, which lasted for about a month even with 24/7 airing out. i'm not sure that if i could have actually destroyed my house, but i'm certainly glad it didn't.

TIFU by nearly burning my house down