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i am age 19, male, at the time i was young, living with my parents, age 16. i am into bdsm and stuff like that and three years ago, i thought it would be a good idea to try "self bondage".

if only i wasn't an idiot, this would have been no problem at all.

no one was home, and they weren't going to be home for 2-3 hours. basically i had set up a lock on my bed and the key was hanging on the ceiling connected by like a papery plastic thing to ice. when the ice cube melts, the key would drop and i would be free.

i just locked myself in and then the phone was ringing and i figured i should just get and then i'll come back. i grabbed a sock off my bedroom floor and threw it at the key to make it fall down, but the key ended up swinging and flew across the room.

my heart started to panic. oh my god, what if i can't get out and a family member has to release me and finds me like this. i was panicking.

i figured anything would be better than being stuck here, so i tried very hard to get my wrist out of the lock, i just hurt myself and it didn't work. the key was out of reach. i spent 45 minutes trying various things to no use.

then i thought, why don't i move the whole bed? i have a large, heavy wooden bed, i started to pull it, but it hurts my arm a lot. i end up getting a meter away from the key. my bed is diagonal in the room and touches the walls on both sides.

i'm still screwed, stuck. i decide to keeping pulling the bed even though it scrapes the paint off the drywall of my wall. i can now pull myself closer but end up stuck again. i still can't reach the key.

i end up grabbing a magazine with my toes and stretching and stretching until i can final just touch the key. i push the key slightly further away by accident. fuck.

i have to be very careful this time, this is giving my toes a cramp. i forget what item it was, but i grab an item with my toes that was longer and i can finally pull the keys towards me.

i unlock myself, and feel relived but quickly try to clean up as much of the locks and room mess as i can. after only a few minutes of release, my mom comes home and asks why i didn't pick up the phone when she called, she wanted to let me know she'd be home an hour earlier.

then she goes upstairs and asks what the heck happened to my room, i say i was cleaning and changing the layout of my room. she gives me a weird look but doesn't question me further.

i still haven't painted the wall yet, i just covered it up with my bed, i should paint it soon though.

but yeah, this is the story where i dodged being completely humiliated for the rest of my life. i haven't tried something like this ever again.

TIFU (3 years ago) by getting myself trapped in self bondage