Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this technically happened sunday but i went with my friends out for drinks downtown to meet some friends. well when we are riding there we thought these girls were taken so we popped a few xannies... and proceeded to start to taking whisky pulls.

i black the fuck out! duh :/

well the last thing i remember was buying 3 guinness at a bar... and my friend's voice, in complete darkness, telling me i fucked up?

i wake up on my boy's couch with those 2 thoughts as the only memory of last night... 

then i turn my phone on to a text from a female.. i was confused. i couldn't remember a single word spoken to any females...

my friends proceed to tell me that the girl and i had smashed.. and that she left the room saying she wasn't satiafied/happy with the service. 

now i don't even remember talking to this girl, at all, not one word, much less what all happened in the bedroom.

when i was finished with what i thought was filling in the blanks, even discovering two photos taken during that nigh and later posted to fb. i texted her in the morning apologizing and asking to make it up over dinner.

her reply: "lol no worries"
i try to make one last attempt at polite conversation but i never got a reply.

kinda hurts <\3

tl; dr xanax + whisky + = zero memory and failure with sexy time with a girl i have no recollection of speaking to... all i saw was she had fuggin braces.

TIFU by blacking out and under performing with someone I can't remember