Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: instead of that after shaving i hid them under my bed (wrapped in toilet paper) and then totally forgot about it. so it sat there for like a week and today my mom found it, like all moms have a freaking gift to find what they are absolutely not supposed to. 

she is of course willing to talk about my "problem" (not like having shaved balls is a problem for me) and will probably ask about that all the time. the thing is, she has "loose tongue" and often exchanges rumors about closest neighbours so i am really afraid that she is gonna tell her sister. and then her sister gonna tell her kids (all adults) and so on...

teenager drama in a nutshell. 

edit: trash*

TIFU by not throwing my shaved pubes to thrash earlier.