Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened a few day ago. i work for a asphalt repair company and in the middle of fixing a hole in a road i find myself having to use the bathroom extremely bad. so i take a work truck to the nearest bathroom. i get there on the verge of shitty myself. waddle my way to the bathroom. well i was in such a rush i didn't bother to check if there was toilet paper. now let me tell you just how nasty this was. it was like niagara falls. in the middle of dying out of my ass i notice no toilet paper. leaving me no choice but you use my sweaty socks to wipe. i have never wanted a shower so bad in my life.

tifu for not checking toilet paper.