Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had a rugby game about 3 hours after school ended. we were playing a rival school, however they had a few key players missing so it was safe to say we would beat them like a rent-a-car (we did 55-33). because of this, i was in a giddy mood, excited to score a few tries. 

after grabbing a late lunch, we headed down to the pitch, and started getting changed. i got changed quite quickly and decided to lie down and relax for the next five minutes. 

the topic of conversation eventually landed on 'what will you do tonight'. a few gave a typical response of ordering take out and staying in. a few others were going out for drinks.

when it came along to me, being the fucktard i am, i announce that i will probably masturbate tonight. i thought it was a pretty typical response, and probably close to the truth. however, the whole team starts laughing like i'm some sort of comedic genius and that it was the funniest one liner they have ever heard. again, my inner fucktard shines through and i think to myself 'how can i follow this up'. i then begin to tell everyone how i hadn't jerked it in a week, and that for me it was quite an achievement.

hilarity ensued with people rolling on the floor laughing. i still did not understand why this was so funny, until i heard a few others mumbling, not laughing like the rest of the team. i was at this moment i knew i fucked up. i quickly sat up to confirm my suspicion, and sure enough my coach was standing about 3 meters away from me, counting the shirts and giggling to himself.

i immediately lie back down, and cover my face with my bag. upon getting up so we could start our warmup, the coach pulls me aside to tell me to put a sock in it and we were in public and others could hear me.

i couldn't look him in the eye for the rest of the game.

TIFU by telling my friends I want to masturbate