Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well, here i am. the shell of a man i was just 5 minutes ago. sit back now and listen as i spin you the tale of my woe. there i was, a meager college student, suffering from seasonal allergies as many of us do. to satisfy my cravings for oxygen, a weird habit of mine i know, i made the bold decision to take some of my cvs brand zyrtec. it's a bold move cotton, let's see if it pays off for him. spoiler: it doesn't. for in addition to allergies, i also have severe adhd. "i see where this is going" you say. "shut your mouth and don't spoil it for the other children" i quickly retort. where was i? ah, yes, zyrtec. so in my tired, depressed state due to my home team having just been obliterated from this so called mad of marchness, i made a grievous mistake. i grabbed the bottle of medicine off my dresser, the a pill in my mouth, and swallowed with much gusto. the reward for my troubles? the realization of my recent consumption of 50mg of amphetamines. it is now midnight, and my monday is apparently going to be longer than usual, how delightful. the moral of the story is simple: don't ever ever ever ever ever get medication mixed up.

TIFU by having allergies.