Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so it was actually yesterday. this was probably the most embarrassing moment of life. the whole ordeal lasted for about 3 hours.

its a normal saturday, i play in a band so i was cruising to gig, rocking out to some grateful dead. i was actually stoned off my ass (like a 9/10 for all of my /r/trees peeps) which probably had something to do with the fuck up. all of this is besides the point lets skip to the good part.

i finish setting up all my drums and go to the bar to order a beer and a bbq sandwich, when my phone lights up. 

"oh a facebook notification" i think to myself

it was some dude that i haven't talked to in years and he commented "wtf gross dude, what is this?" or something along those lines. 

i was thinking "wtf" to myself, and looked at the pictures. 

somehow, in my jeans, while i was setting up my drums, i pocket posted a bunch of weird, dirty, grainy pictures of my girlfriend and i laying on top of each other with my dick poking out. my phone posted dick pics on facebook. 

like the most embarrassing pocket dial of all time, i started sweating and had an immediate panic attack. these were some weird fucking  pictures that got posted to say the least. one picture that got posted was a pic of me sitting on the toilet taking a shit smoking a cigarette. the other ones were even stranger, they were all really murky shots of my gf laying flat on top of me, all of them with my dick just barely poking out. 

it looked like a hotdog stuck between two giant hamburger buns. you can just see the tip. this is not a flattering picture of my penis. my gf joked later about some redemption picks. lol

somehow my phone tagged a shit ton of random people, so that was nice. one guy was a old man neighbor of mine, and he just thought it was funny. he said "good advertisement for your show man!"

i deleted the post before i saw exactly who got tagged, it could have been family, co workers, who knows. i guess i will find out when i go into work tomorrow. or maybe not.

i thought it was only right to post an apology. this really added to the fuck up. people that didn't even see the original pictures were liking the status, thus drawing even more attention to myself. this was a dumb move. i was high.

some guy that i played with a band with posted a bunch of dick puns like "not a 'big" deal" and "i can keep your 'little' secret." 

it was a bad fucking angle man. he only saw the tip. he saw about 1/6 of what i have to offer. all of this is besides the point. i am kind of high right now writing this (6/10)

some other dude was complaining about the overall quality of the pictures, which i thought was pretty funny. one of my other buddies suggested that i post this whole event here. here i am. 

after laughing her ass off, the gf suggested i just take the new status down and put the whole event behind me. pretend like it never happened. thats what i should have done in the first place. i could have wrote it off as "shit man must have got hacked" or something. instead i posted a status spreading the news of my fuck up, like a fuck fire. 

oh well. some lady came to my show that night and was all like "i saw your apology but never got to see the pics ;;;)))" it adds to the mystique. 

now that i got this out of the way and off my chest, time to think about some redemption pics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

 

update: so i went to work today, and only one person made a comment. ( i work at ross) it was a manager and she was totally not offended. i'm facebook friends with a ton of people, mostly ladies, that i work with. i found if very hard to maintain eye contact with anyone fb affiliated.  to clarify a couple things, i left facebook open, which made it easier for fate to take the wheel. another thing would be that i have an iphone, so the new update on fb put my most recently taken pictures right at the top of my newsfeed, ready to be posted. this detail also significantly lowers the chances that i was hacked.  i don't know how randoms got tagged... i believe some malevolent energy (maybe the angry ghost of steve jobs, or the essence of mark zuckerberg) took over my phone. 

lastly... nobody really wants to see those pictures. they are gnarly and totally not not fun to look at. pm me if you don't believe this story. if i get enough, maybe i will post a video on youtube chronicling these misadventures. i can feature my girlfriend or maybe some other people who bared whiteness to this monstrosity of a fuck up. thanks for reading.

TIFU- By Showing All Of My Facebook Friends My Dick