Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu by going into my doctors office with a common cold and cough to get prescribed the goodie opiate cough syrup. 

after literally 4 hours waiting, the doctor saw me, and i explained how painful the coughing was, and how i couldn't sleep that night. she observed my ears nose mouth chest heart, ya know, the works. she begins to explain to me that i'm gonna need to be put on serious allergy treatments. 

it consists of allergy shots, twice a week, for 6 months. 

and no, i diddnt even get any drugs. :(

TIFU by trying to get perscribed drugs