Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: actually, it was the other day - but, i had to wait until the weekend to share my story with all of you.
so, here it is again... have you ever wanted to try something you saw on a porn? well, i did. my bf and i are physically fit, and it didn't seem like that big of a deal.  here's what happened...   
i've always thought it looked sexy for a guy to pick up a girl and hold her during sex. so, i wanted to try it too. after going strong for about 15 minutes, i asked my bf to pick me up, which he did.
but, i guess i didn't take a few things into account: 

1) how easily things pop out in that position (never happens in the movies);   

2) how worn out my bf already was;   

3) how far the nearest available wall space was from my bed;   

4) how slippery a sweaty body can actually be (even with fans).  

because, as soon as he picked me up, i started slipping down his body. so, i tried to crawl back up his body, by gripping tighter around his neck and waist. he tried to waddle over to the wall for extra support, but i guess i had a death grip on him. after maybe two minutes of struggling, he started swaying side to side. then, his eyes rolled back into his head and he passed out, with me still on top of him. i didn't know a full-body "bear hug" could do that.

he's fine now, but imagine trying to explain that one to the paramedics. if there's a next time, i think we'll just start against the wall. - yeah, tifu.   
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edit: sorry about the formatting. it sucks.

TIFU and had to call the paramedics for my naked boyfriend