Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i got bored while in the middle of watching wayne's world (great movie by the way) so i decided to make some chocolate chip cookies, well once i had finished making the cookies i had a strong urge to use the bathroom. once i had finished the initial pooping i commenced the wiping of the butt. when i pulled my hand back up i saw a chunk of dark brown substance on my finger, i made the automatic assumption that it was melted chocolate and stuck my finger in my mouth to lick it off. well, turns out that it wasn't chocolate, that in fact it was actually poop. i immediately began gagging and eventually threw up. i can't get sick because of this, can i?

Tifu by accidentally eating my own poop.