Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened in november of 2011 in alabama. sophomore year of college, never drank a whole lot in my life before this semester. a really good friend of mine came up from school, where he played football, to go out and have a lot of fun. keep in mind i'm 6'4" 165lb bean pole walking around with a 6'1" 295lb offensive lineman and a 6'2" 245lb dude who could have played blocking tight end or full back; both loved to put in huge 'chaws' the size of softballs once good and lit. so my buddy, we'll call him jim (the football player) and my other good buddy go over to this tri-delts home and begin to pre-game. at this point we're shot gunning beers, taking shots, and funneling beer with whiskey and vodka shots mixed in. solid 2 hours of pre-gaming, acting like typical 21 year old college students, and seeing my buddy jim scrubbing his ass on the carpet dancing with this little red head having a good time. 

probably, around 11:30 we call the drunk bus to come escort us to the strip to begin our night. we all get off the bus and stand around cutting up and just enjoying the night. jim breaks out a can of "backy", as we called it during the "ninjy star-em!" youtube vids fad. so me, bean-pole, or "queer tower" as my friend likes to call me..., had to hang onto jim's back for stability. i reach my hand in the can and ask if i can get a "peanch" of "chaw" and slide it right on in. my buddy with a shit eating grin watches as i put it in. 

all i can say is god damn, when that nicotine hit my drunk ass the entire world began to spin. proceeded to puke down my buddy jim's back all over the publix parking lot we got dropped off in. 

rallied after puking and proceeded to dance with a good friend of mine at the time for the last bit of the evening. other highlights are we met trent richardson during his junior season (roll god damned tide and praise nick saban).

TIFU by trying dip intoxicated.