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Input: Text: this happened some time ago but my friend suggested i post it here.

so i have this nervous habit of picking on things. usually i'd chew off my fingernails first, then start picking on my cuticles, and then i'll pick on whatever's nearby.

that day, i had a client that had a multi-million dollar deal happening, and they needed my bank to provide the bid bond (basically a statement from the bank saying they have a certain amount of money locked up, that the government can take if the company fails to meet their obligations) to the government. if they don't win this deal, they pretty much have to stop operations in the country i was in. they're long time contractors of the government so it's a sure win, they just needed the bid bond as a formality. since it's a big deal, they've asked about it for over a month.

somehow, tons of fuck ups happen culminating with the biggest one on the day we had to issue the bid bond. there's only one person in operations (the other people were sick & on compliance leave) who could approve it and he went for a long lunch. the bid bond had to be submitted by 2pm. at 1pm, the guy still cannot be reached.

my douche boss freaked out and ran off, going, "oh, you're a sweet, young thing. they won't yell at you. so you deal with it? ok, bye!"

he then proceeded to ignore everyone's phone calls so it's just me trying to calm everyone down. i had the local ceo, local cfo, regional ceo & regional cfo calling me nonstop. the 2 finance managers were with me, waiting outside out operations department. i realized i may not be such a shitty banker after all when my bullshitting skills came out. our conversation went something like:

client: why is it taking so long??

me: ah, you see, since we did not receive the telex, our operations department have to type the entire thing from scratch.

client: we gave you the soft copy!

me: we thought that would work, but turns out the system doesn't allow copy pasted text, so someone in operations has to retype the entire thing.

client: oh my god...you're one of the world's largest bank and this is what your operations have to put up with? i feel so bad for them.

me: me too, so let's be nice to them.

*20 minutes later*

client: can you check what's going on? it's been 20 minutes and it can't take that long to type up one page...

me: bad news, the guy typing it up made a typo so we have to backspace all the way to the typo and retype the entire thing.

client: what.

me: yes, it's time for a system upgrade. don't worry, i've asked my legal team to be on standby to check on the typing to make sure there are no more typos.

client: oh my god, thank you so much!


as you can see, the bullshit i was coming up with was incredible. obviously i was trying not to shit bricks while maintaining a calm front. i chewed off all my nails already and picked my cuticles until my fingers were bloody. 

unfortunately, i noticed a loose string on my skirt and started twirling it around my fingers nervously while i kept chatting and joking with my clients trying to pretend everything's fine.

then i heard the string snap. i looked down quickly but everything looked fine. 

the bid bond finally got approved and i got up to collect it. as i kept walking, i noticed it kept getting breezier. that's when i noticed the slit on my dress kept getting wider and higher. by the time i saw my clients off, it was up to my waist. luckily, it stopped there and my clients didn't notice since they were too busy trying to rush off to deliver the bid bond. 

i spent the entire day holding my dress together with paper clips. 

some comments i got:

"i knew i made the right decision leaving you with them." /sleazy wink - the douche boss

"congratulations on your upcoming promotion!"

"wow....i didn't realize this is the service your bank provides..."

"so this is why your clients like you..."

"gentlemen, this is true dedication right here. so next time [this infamous creepy, super horny middle aged female cfo of a very large, multinational company] has a deal, one of you need to one up this and take one for the team. just close your eyes and imagine you're somewhere far away..."

TIFU by accidentally stripping myself