Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so actually this happened about 4 years ago.

i was still living with my parents and my room is on the same ground level as the living room and beside the washroom. tv was on too loud but at the same time i was a bit too lazy to go outside and tell them to turn it down. 

i decided to masturbate to get tired and sleep. i did my thing and didn't really clean up. actually i cleaned nothing at all. everything under my blanket was wet but i was so tired i thought that i would just wash it all in the morning anyways. 

pretty much seconds after that my dad does the knock and open the door thing. he walks over while talking and says "hey! you know i haven't hugged you in a while." my mind races as he said those words and he does exactly what the worst case scenario would be. he climbs into my bed and all i could do was kind of whimper and mutter "uhh."

he actually hugs me for quite a while until he notices his arm is wet. for some reason he slowly gets out of my bed while looking at his arm. he's totally silent now. he smells his arm, yells out "auuughhh!" then he brushes against his shirt with his other hand like hes looking for something in pockets and i only assume that he finds something because he yells out another louder "auuugghhh!"

he leaves and i hear the tap running shortly.

unsurprisingly, after that incident no one in the house does the "knock and barge into the room" action.

TIFU by not hugging my father enough. [Slight NSFW]