Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i used to work at a phone retail store. it was one of the corporate stores so it was one of the nicer stores in the district. i worked as a store host so my job was to check people in and manage the flow of traffic. their was a little candy bucket at my host stand filled with jolly ranchers. 

one day i was working and we had a mother come into the store with her 3 year old daughter. the girl immediately ate a bunch of candy and begun to run around the store. i was supposed to start cleaning the glass display cases so i grabbed a paper towel and windex and started wiping down the displays when i noticed the little girl was following me around.

i noticed that the mother was being helped by a co-worker and the little girl was bored so i decided to ask her if she wanted to "help" me wipe the displays off. she got very excited and i handed her a little cleaning cloth we use to clean phone screens and she started going around the store wiping everything off. she was wiping of the counters and seemed content so i went back to checking people in. i notice the little girl going behind one of the empty register stations and but the register was closed out and she wasn't doing anything besides wiping things off so i figured it was no big deal.

30 minutes later i answer the phone,

me: hello thank you for calling _______ my name is marketingman99 how can i help you?

customer: hello this is the police, is everything ok there? can i speak with the manager?

me: yeah.. hold on one second. 

i rush into the back and tell my manager the police are on the phone, and when i walk back out front i see that there are 4 police officers entering the front door in full riot gear, guns out, the whole nine yards. i immediately get pointed at by the officer and my mind flashes to every wrong thing i've done in the past 6 months. 

officer: is everyone ok in here? nobody is hurt? 

me: i think everything is fine..

officer: the silent alarm got tripped, we've got the entire place surrounded, we've been watching the store for the past 10 minutes. 

the girl had "cleaned" the silent alarm button, like the kind they have in banks signaling that their was a robber. the police had been preparing for a robbery and possible hostage situation and had almost every cop in the county there. to make things better, each time that button gets pressed costs the company i worked for about $5000.00 

for anyone who says "the police wouldn't go to those measures that quickly" i worked in a phone store with hundreds of brand new phones in back worth more than what most banks have in cash, so yes the response for pressing the panic button is that severe.

 

edit: it may not have been swat that showed up. i was under the impression that police officers with assault rifles in full body army were considered swat. it was still pretty crazy! sorry if that caused anyone confusion.

TIFU and the SWAT team came