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Input: Text: technically this happened friday, but better late than never right?

first a little background. i was a cca for the united states postal service, cca stands for city carrier assistant. we are basically the "part time" fill ins for the regular carriers, taking time off of regular carrier's routes, filling in for them if they are sick, or on vacation, etc. i started back in january, and unless you pay out of pocket you have no uniform, or any kind of winter gear when you start. after 3 months of awful ohio winter i made it past my probation period and glad not to be trudging through knee deep snow juggling letters, magazines and parcels.

there are two kinds of routes, mounted and walking. walking i liked the best because you are basically getting paid to exercise, you stop at a park point, do a "spread" (x amount of houses on that block) go back to the vehicle and go to the next park spot. mounted is where you deliver the mail while driving from box to box. until recently i have never done it, and i was slowly getting the hang of it.

now the fuck up. because of the assistant status of my position, i could be sent to where ever i was needed. my station covered two zip codes, one ending 13 and the other 33. i was usually on the 13 side and knew it better, but that day i was on the 33 side. i hated being on this side because the supervisor would give you an hour and a half of mail to deliver, and call it 45 minutes. i got a really confusing route that i had never done before. it had it all, mounted and walking spreads, businesses and apartments. i set out and it all was going smoothly, i had finished up a street, and was following the mail to see where i had to go next. i had to letters or magazines for the street i was on, so i figured it had to be one of the connecting streets. mounted routes are weird in how it seems like you're going around and around in circles to deliver the mail. i kept on down the street figuring i would eventually come to the street i needed to go on. 

i approached the stop sign like i had approached a thousand other stop signs. i looked to the left and to the right. i proceeded and bam! a car comes out of nowhere and i hit it. i put it in park ans scrambled to see if the other driver was ok while i surveyed the damage. a usps mail truck is called an llv or long life vehicle, essentially grumman slapped an aluminum box on a chevy s-10 frame and make it right-hand drive, because of this, and inexperience drive on that side , there is a massive blind spot. the llv's front was bent to the right, the engine was bleeding out all of it's fluids, and i was out of a job. i had hit a 17 year old girl on her way to a friends house, she wasn't hurt, but really shaken up. i felt awful i thought i was going to throw up. the police were called, and they along with the station supervisors and manager came to take statements. the station manager loaded up the remaining mail in his car and we went back to the station. the supervisors were cracking jokes to each other the whole time, like nothing had happened. 

back at the station the 33 manager watched me unload the mail, while the other two went inside. the station manager motioned for me to come with him to his office. he then very calmly and coolly told me that unfortunately this would be my last day and to hand in my keys and my badge. i fucked up.

i'm fucking scared, this is the first time since i was 17 that i haven't had a job, and i've never been fired, and i have to go to court over this. what's more, in ten days i move in with the love of my life, and i don't know how i'm going  to rent, or my car payment, or any of my bills for that matter. i have just enough saved to maybe cover one month.

TIFU By Losing the Best Job I Ever Had.