Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it had always been my dream to have my own garden filled with fruit trees. moving into a house was going to accomplish that dream. unfortunately, the house i moved into was poorly managed, so the yard was completely filled with weeds and had weak soil. i tried for a while to pull all the weeds out and replace the soil but the yard was in such bad shape that i couldn't manage on my own. 

watching me completely fail at my garden, my dad decided to give me the ultimate gardening trick: setting the entire yard on fire. his reasoning was that it would be like slash-and-burn agriculture, getting rid of the unwanted weeds while producing good fertilizer with the charred remains. i thought it was an awesome idea, and proceeded to buy some gasoline. 

so in the middle of a dry, sunny day, i poured gasoline all over my lawn and dropped a match onto it. the lawn erupted into a great flame, but after a while the flame started to die. i poured more gasoline onto the dying flame and it erupted back to life again. i repeated this process until the flames were big enough that i didn't need to try and revive it again. 

from the distance i could hear fire truck sirens, but for some dumb reason i thought the firefighters were off to save some poor fallen elderly soul that lived in the convalescent home right next to my cul-de-sac. but lo and behold, three fire trucks and one police car come rushing into my cul-de-sac. one firefighter grabbed the hose and put out the fire full force, while the other firefighters and cop surrounded me, screaming at me to get down. in my full panic, i got down on all fours.

one of the firefighters screamed, "what is going on here?!" 

i answered, "...slash-and-burn agriculture??"

the firefighters looked at one another like i was speaking tongues, and told me, "your neighbors called and told us that it seemed like you were setting your yard on fire for some kind of cult meeting. is this true?" 

i looked around me and sure enough all my neighbors were worriedly looking out their windows, sure that i was up to no good. it took me a while for me to explain to the firefighters that i was not part of some fire-worshipping cult, and that i was only setting fire to my yard to help with my gardening. greatly amused but satisfied with my answer, the firefighters and cop all left after giving me a hefty fine.

i think my neighbors are still convinced that i'm part of a cult, or at least that i'm some sort of pyromaniac. but given that their strange asian neighbor of theirs was gleefully watching her yard burn down, i'm not surprised.

....at least i'll have some nice fruit trees.

TIFU by setting fire to my lawn and convincing the neighbors that I'm part of a cult