Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i posted this in another thread and thought this would be a good place for it. 

obligatory didn't happen today, but a few years ago, around 2011.

i'm 6'4, at the time 200 pounds and worked out daily. former football player and all state track and field. a buddy and i woke up one saturday morning with a hangover and went to the student center to get subway to cure it. just so happens we have a local comic con going on that morning, which we were clueless about. full blown cosplay and everything. someone who organized thought a dodgeball tournament would be a good idea. co-ed no less. so here i am, munching subway in full blown gym attire, curing a hangover and watching pikachu awkwardly try to hit on an overweight kagome. and i am offered a chance to play dodgeball. 

challenge accepted. 

so they start organizing the game and split up teams to start. now i'm not the best dodgeball player ever, but i'm the equivalent of a dodgeball lebron james compared to the competition. so i'm sniping people like crazy, vash the stampede, out. goku, gone. raiden, fatality. it was so bad that team mates would just grab balls and bring them to me so i didn't even have to gather ammo. at the end of each game, the winning team would be divided and a new game would commence until there was only one left. so its down to four on four, and there was one girl left, who got there by being invisible. i don't think she had thrown a single ball the entire tournament. well the minions were still bringing me ammo, and i had locked on for elimination. i loaded up, and released the _perfect_ cannon shot. it was like watching a slow motion shot from 300, the ball flattened out like time dilation was effecting it due to velocity, and this girl (chun li if memory serves) watches it come dead center to her face. the entire tournament just stops to watch her fall flat back in the grass. no joke, her pearl earrings were blown out of both ears due to impact. i felt awful, but at the same time was amazed at how perfect that shot was. i didn't mean to hit her in the face, and seeing her crumpled body there made me feel like a bit of an asshole. 

i won the tournament, and was awarded a trophy with an anime character i don't recognize on it. i still have it as a memento of one the most unlikely days of my life. 

 


op delivers: http://imgur.com/yqlshpj

TIFU by blasting a girl in the face with my ball