Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fu happened today; great way to make a monday even better,    

after a morning of draining study i decided i would take a break over lunch and go for a drive.  i jumped in the car and made my way towards the exit from campus.  the intersection came up quickly and thinking nothing but food thoughts, i began to slope into the merge lane going left.  it is worth mentioning that this is a fairly major intersection with lights to stop the 4 lanes of traffic and let those coming to uni in.  the exit is only a short 10m merging lane into the left bound traffic.  
i arrived at the start of the merging lane, to be greeted by a large line of slow moving traffic in the left hand lane, essentially blocking me in.  being the young aggressive driver i am, i decided to keep my speed and hope someone moves lanes to let me in, after all, there is a completely free right lane.  coming to the end of my lane i was beginning to realise it was now or never and going to fast to stop, barged into a small gap in the line.  this inevitably forced a number of cars to change lanes, no big deal.  my victory was short lived tho as the cars that i had forced out sped past me and cut back in directly in front, narrowly missing my bumper, all while raising fists of fury and no doubly venting their anger verbally.  puzzled i put it down to "they're just pissed cuz i'm skilly, thats all" i told myself and i jumped lanes again to the fast lane and overtook both the 3 angry cars and 30 or so more, hellyeah!  as i approached the head of the long line i glanced over to see the cause for the stupidly slow driving, a white hearse............fuck, i had just broken into and overtook a funeral procession on the way to the cemetery.

TIFU and Interrupted A Funeral Procession