Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my girlfriend (let's call her emily) and i are at university. i come from nearby the university while she is from california. anyways, recently doctor's found a lump in her mother's chest, and she decided to fly out to boston to get a second diagnosis from some doctor she once knew. so instead of going to california first, emily was going to fly to boston to meet her mother. 

her flight was coming up, but we decided to take it slow and lay in bed since it would be a long time before we see each other again. well a combination of staying too long in bed and bad traffic she gets to the airport late and misses her flight. 

she has anxiety and this was a bad situation, she's almost tearing up in the airport and tells me 'my mother is going to kill me!!'

i try to lighten the mood with a joke and say 'not if the cancer kills her first!' ------ it did not lighten the mood. i have no idea why i thought that was a good joke, but it came out anyways.

she then starts crying and hitting me (rightfully so) in the middle of the airport and all i'm trying to do is console her and we're just in general making a big scene. she eventually got a plane to go on. i'm just gonna hang low for a while and hope this all blows over...

TIFU by bringing up my GF's mother's cancer