Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had some cramps today (curtesy of my uterus), so i decided to use a hot water bottle to help relieve them. just as i had settled with my laptop to finish my the office marathon, my hot water bottle burst. one second i was fine and then next i was crying and stripping my pants off and running to the shower to cool my legs down. blisters formed, so i headed to the er where i was told that i have second degree burns. my thighs are a fucking mess.

TIFU by having a uterus