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it wasn't today, it was last night: lately due to some medication i am on, my libido is non existent. i have been trying my best to get into the mood, and last night i fucked up. 

a few months ago, my so bought some blue herbal "viagra" pills and they seemed to work on him, so i had the great idea on the way home from work to try and get myself in the right headspace for sexy times. 

i put on a sexy g string, have a small glass of red and pop two of those blue pills, thinking they may work on me.

big mistake. my face becomes very flushed, my eyes get watery, my nose starts running, dry heaving and wanting to vomit and i feel like i've had 5 glasses instead of one small one. 

i attempt to make dinner while feeling like i've been hit by a bus, dizzy and hot. 

so by the time he gets home, i'm barely functional - naked except for the g string with my head in between my legs, slurring and now incessant hiccups have began. 

the night continues - my nose blocks up and i can't eat as i need to breathe and i am continuing to dry heave. 

this went long into the night where i fielded many apologies over and over to my so and i finally tell him what i did. he then researches the pills and apparently they open up the blood vessels more and direct the excess blood to the penis, and in women makes them hot, face red, sweaty, increased heart rate among other things. 

in the end i went to bed feeling nauseous and drunk without sexy times :(

TIFU by taking men's herbal Viagra