Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this technically happened yesterday... but you know, i am calling close enough. also, to elaborate on the title, i am female.

i woke up at what i thought was just ten at night. feeling anxious, i took an ambien. what i did not know was that it was in fact five in the morning. this was due to lag on a seven year-old phone i had to reactivate after my brand new iphone fell in the toilet.

i always go for a quick morning run at six. which i got up and did as per my routine.

as i was running, i realized that something about my coordination was not quite right. i turned around on a street i do not normally run on to return to my apartment. at which point, i hit a patch of uneven cement (due to construction) and completely eat shit.

i thought that i was fine, just a couple scrapes. i run to the closest place open at that time of day to clean up. i realize that i am covered in splotches of blood, my shoulder and knee are torn up... and my chin is literally split open.

when i run home to my girlfriend, i wake her up to check out the wound. she becomes alarmed and sends a picture of the gash to her mother, who works in the medical field.

i ended up at the er for stitches.

TIFU by going on a run on Ambien... bitches get stitches.