Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened sunday, but started about a week ago. i woke up at 3am with severe pain in my chest and left arm. my first though was "shit, i'm having a fucking heart attack!". i'm 44m and takes meds for anxiety, so my second thought was that a panic attack or stress made a lot more sense. i grabbed my phone and googled the symptoms, and panic attack did fit. i had no other symptoms. wasn't sweating, no shortness of breath. no rapid heartbeat. it went away after about 20 minutes, and i went back to sleep.

a few days later i decided to walk on my treadmill and after 3 minutes i had some mild chest discomfort. it quickly went away with rest, so i called and made an appointment with my doctor on thursday. ekg was normal. he assumed stress, but was a bit concerned that pain came back with activity. we scheduled an appointment to see a cardiologist for monday. 

on saturday night at bedtime i had pain again, but seeing as the ekg was normal, i ignored it. same thing sunday, but figured i'd go to the er and get another ekg just in case. that one also looked normal, but after checking the one from thursday they noticed a "subtle difference" and decided i needed to be at a bigger hospital. 

i arrived at that hospital at 1am monday morning. by 9am i had a stent in the left anterior descending artery (also known as the "widow maker") of my heart due to a 95% blockage. the cardiologist and nurses all said i was lucky to be alive, and had i waited i likely would have had a heart attack. due to where the blockage was, that would have killed me before i could have gotten medical help.

if you have chest pain, don't be a dumbass like me, get yourself to a hospital!

TIFU by not taking chest pain seriously