Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i was sitting in my living room with my computer hooked up to my tv so i could play skyrim or league of legends on a big, beautiful screen when the guy i've liked for ages texted me. i texted him back for a while then asked if he wanted to hang out tomorrow, which i wasn't expecting an answer to because he's probably the worst texter in the world. seriously, he never texts back. ever.

however, this time he did text me back, and i was holding a mason jar of water when he did. (my mom freaking loves these mason jars with lids she bought. that was what i was drinking out of.)

and he was like, "yeah, we'll hang out tomorrow."

and i felt super pumped and good about myself so i got super excited and slammed my glass down onto the floor, which is carpet so nothing bad would happen, obviously.

except i'd been eating m&ms out of one of my mom's favorite glass bowls earlier and had left that on the floor with me.

so instead of texting him back i spent the past thirty minutes vacuuming my floor and trying to keep my dogs away from the mess of shattered glass. 

and now i have to explain to my glass-loving mom why two of her favorite dishes are now sitting in the trashcan. 

but i still get to hang out with that guy tomorrow so, um, yay?

not as big a fu as most of the ones on here, but i felt bad about my life so decided to share it anyways. (and a+ for misleading titles amiright?)

TIFU by letting a guy get me excited.