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so, i teach an introductory/remedial english class in brasil. (trust my english on this--you can spell it with that ugly z all you want. i don't care.) it's not the best class of the world, but it is better than my competition. (i am not humbled.) i have taught students who are now 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, and one girl who's 20. and excepting the one who's twenty, i yet have not taught a single year of students where i never have had a crush on a girl.

i am now 25, and very bonito, very goodlooking, i dress fancy, and girls hit on me frequently, except usually while teaching. but sometimes flirting happens anyway.

here are my fus.

1. i dream about the girls. there is at least one in each class who is... i mean, lovely and beautiful, and worse, my style of woman. but girl, not woman, which is the worst.

2. when the girl takes interest in me, i feed that interest. i am not strong or wise enough to ignore it or shut her down. and then i dream about it when i'm not with her, and i think that it can be, when it cannot. i know it's madness.

there is one girl. i cannot even look at her because she overwhelms with that face. another girl, i don't like because she's not kind, but it's hard not to stare at her body. a separate girl who is so, so beautiful and always says things like "you'll find the woman when you need to", since they know i am not with a woman. another girl who no longer attends my school who was seemingly perfect for me except that she was a kid, and obviously that means i had a false thought of who she really is. i think that girl knows that i feel for her and she always avoids me when she comes to our school now to see her friends. she isn't polite even though she used to talk with me all the time. it's a load of bollocks. and then there is a last one. the last girl.

her body is deadly. her hair is the most belo you have ever seen. her smile... and she is polite, obedient, a good student, a great student actually, sweet, kind, and only infatuated with me. i think. but i cannot talk with her so who knows?

what is worse is because i have a very close amigo who is her much older sibling, i see this girl not just in normal invironments. i talk with her much, especially one-on-one, even though we are never alone. she's so respectful and values my thoughts, which obviously is very attractive.

thankfully when the term ends, my time with her will end and i can take her out of my mind and life, but from time to time i even dare to wonder if i might acquire her feelings forever once she leaves my school, maybe five years later, if i'm not married then. and it's all wrong, and the worst? no one may know.

not cristina (the girl), not my friend, not my family, not the staff, nobody.

and the desires will still be there when the next year comes. i know of the class that will be there next year, and i have seen the girls. there are some who would tempt me sorely being in my class. it is not their fault. do not "sjw" me, i know it's all me.

i think things may get much better as i continue dating women my age, but i worry. and how could any grown woman ever accept a man who falls for girls once she discovers the truth (which before too much time elapses i should tell her)? shall i never encounter love?


has reddit any advice? i am not willing, unless mandatory, to leave teaching. i might try teaching much younger kids, or maybe adults? either get small children who don't attract me, or adults whom i can pursue?

well, i know i've committed so many mistakes. but i did learn "whom" and what it means, so, lick that, english speakers.

#tl;dr i am 25 andso addicted to adoring this girl cristina, who's just 18 and definitely likes me but i can't possibly do a single thing with her ever. help me.

TIFU by falling for one of my teenage girl students