Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway because this is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. 

i have a pillidonal abcess. the doctor told me to take antibiotics and do a sitz bath. i'm a good patient, but the problem is the antibiotics caused bowl inconsistencies. there was nothing i could do. couldn't even move. so i'm sitting in it with this big infected abscess on my ass. 

as soon as i could i hoped in the shower and washed with some antibacterial soap i had from a recent surgery.

please god don't make me have to explain this to my doctors.

TIFU by following doctors orders. NSFW