Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: yes, this literally happened today.

i was laying on my back in my bed and i was meditating, and sucking on things to relax such as necklaces and rings and the like. well, my so got me a locket that is especially relaxing for me to play with in my mouth so since i was relaxing, well, i figured i would put it in my mouth and just be careful. i played with it in my mouth for a good five minutes, when i started falling asleep and without realizing it, the locket went down the back of my throat and i swallowed it. instantly i sat up and freaked out because i've never in my life actually swallowed something that was indigestible before, plus the piece where you're supposed to put a chain through is kind of sharp so i got up, freaking out, my cat ran into the room to see wtf was going on as i put my head down, knees on the floor, shoving my hand down my throat to try to throw it up. 

of course, i remember why i'm so good at blowjobs, as i do not have a gag reflex with things going down my throat. at this point i am convinced i am going to die from being impaled by this thing. shaking with fear, i try to heave it up and just spit up, well, saliva, and i feel it going down my chest. i called my dad freaking out as well as my boyfriend, they both made me aware that there is a 99% chance that i will be perfectly fine as long as i eat carbs and drink lots of water to help "move it along". i ate a bunch of food and i'm doing fine so far.

 

update:
tifu (two days ago) by flushing it instead of looking through the poo. i can tell it came out because all the little pains in my insides are gone.

update ii:
so is getting me another locket, while laughing his ass off at me. =\

TIFU by playing with my locket my SO gave to me...