Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: made bacon wrapped jalapeños and forgot to wash my hands with soap and water afterwards. casually put my hand down my pants while watching television and now i've got a burning sensation down under. 

it hurts.

TIFU by handling peppers and then touching my dick.