Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm typing this from the park bench where the incident occurred mere minutes ago.

so i decided to take a break from studying this evening and walk my dog, colby. (yeah, yeah i know, colby 2012, you're hilarious.) we came to the park where i see this rather attractive guy playing with a toddler. i tussle my hair really quick and walk up like, *fuck yeah, hot guy with a baby.*

"aw, your daughter's adorable!" i smile and ask, "what's her name?" he laughs.

"she's my niece, not my kid. her name's allie. that's a gorgeous pup you got there, what's his name?" we chit chat for a little bit; i'm on my fucking game. the girl is playing with colby and things are going well. he tells me about school, blah blah blah, i'm thinking about how hot he would look with his shirt off, the works.

now, colby is part lab and part ridgeback. he loves to pretend he's a hunter and loves to mark his territory. hot guy is about to pull out his phone to save my number when he gets this horrified look in his eyes. i'm confused, until i hear the ever-so-slight dribbling sound behind me. i look back. no. no. no. he isn't. he is.

*the fucking dog has lifted his leg and peed on this fucking toddler.* she's laughing like it's the most hilarious thing in the world. i yank his leash to pull him away from her. this throws the dog off balance, sending a stream of puppy piss in mine and hot guy's direction. both our legs are splashed.

i am mortified. he says nothing. he picks up his niece, mumbles "i gotta go" and abruptly turns around to leave. i'm all, "wait, i didn't get your number!" he doesn't even bother turning around, just waves and keeps power walking out of the park.

i look at colby, who's panting happily and wagging his tail. you fucking dick.

TIFU by thinking with my lady bits instead of paying attention to my dog.