Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory "this was actually yesterday..."

so me and my housemates had wanted to go play paintball for quite a while, and planned to make this happen on saturday. well the day rolled around and conditions were perfect; not too hot, not too cold, no rain, no blasting sun. great! 

so we rent our guns and visors, fill up with balls (hehe) and head on down for our first match. 10 minutes later i'm out of balls and being overrun by the enemy. fuck. i feel a ball slap me in the arm, so i put my hands up in the "i surrender, i'm dead, don't shoot me" signal. i stand up and begin to walk away. here comes the fu...

i get maybe 5 steps before i feel an explosion of pain, in the one area that no guy ever wants it. yup. you guessed it. as i was walking away, one very helpful member of the other team decided that the best target for his 200mph plastic balls of paint was in fact my unprotected gentleman's area. i of course collapse to the floor, the game continues around me. all i care about is the pain in my groin. eventually i manage to crawl myself out of the way to recover. 

still played the rest of the games (we were there 4 hours) like a trooper. today there is an obscenely large amount of bruising down there, luckily the girlfriend isn't in town!

TIFU By Playing Paintball