Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hello reddit, this happened yesterday evening and since i was preoccupied with facing the consequences of what i had done, i didn't had the time to post this, but now seems a good time as it's better late than never. 


so yesterday evening i was returning home after a good day at the tennis court  minding my own business riding my motorbike and i saw a girl standing on the roadside, i've seen this girl many times before because she lives near my neighborhood so it's not a big deal. she is probably 16(i'm 21) so i didn't see her with any malicious intentions. and then i proceeded to proceed on my way to home except i witnessed 3 guys on another motorbike and one of them made a lewd remark towards the girl. now my inner messiah stood up to the occasion and without a thought i said to them "you should be ashamed of yourself". it was just to make them realize that whatever they are doing is nothing to be proud of and they should put a halt to these idiosyncrasies. and like i expected, these guys didn't look the type who had a compunction of being impolite, they started bad mouthing me and pulled over forcing me to pull over as well. 


i knew where this was going, a street fight and i was ready for it. 
i'm not a big guy. 
i'm not a medium guy. 
i'm not a small guy but 
i'm the guy! 
lol well i'm a small guy hanging by a thread in the area between normal and overweight. one day of dieting and exercise, i'm normal. a day of cheat and i'm overweight again.

anyway, they started making fake threats and i started getting angrier by the second. i was just waiting for one of them to throw the first punch, because when i wreck their ass it'll be in self defense (i've been into combat sports for a long time and know a few form of martial arts) and as expected the perpetrator lost his shit and threw a meek punch at with which i am able to avoid like quicksilver avoids bullets and blown up floors/mansions. 
as expected, all three of them are counting stars within a minute(technique i used was a chop to a throat followed by a punch to the bridge of the nose).

now the people around got curious and when the fight broke they nabbed me as i'm the one who did wrong. these guys were on the floor thinking of god knows what and i'm not allowed to leave the scene. i scan the audience in hope to see the girl as her statement is my only savior but she's nowhere to be seen. i accept my defeat and start thinking about my next resort. 

cops were called and they arrived and after listening to both parties they decided to take both of us to the precinct. i don't know why but the cops didn't forced me or them. it was overall smooth as in they commanded and i followed. after spending an hour in the precinct i called my father and told what's going on and he arrived. i just told him to go back to the place where all this happened and grab a witness who could help me. because that area had lots of shops and i'm sure that someone heard the remarks that those guys made. 

fortunately, a man who was there during the whole furore came to my rescue and i was free to go after his statement. as for the guys i don't know and i don't care. 



after this incident my inside died a little bit as i stood up for someone and they didn't stood up for me. fml

TIFU By playing a Vigilante