Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened the day before yesterday.

i was just chilling playing some triforce heroes online with friends and getting pretty into it, a few hours later my friends are done and i decide i'm not full of zeldary goodness yet, so i continue playing. i load into the game expecting to have to wait in a lobby for the next 20 minutes while people join. (it's multiplayer zelda)
it's at this point i'm starting to feel my belly rumbling, i need to tell you that milk clears me out like someone opening a fire hose and i drank almost four pints during my gaming so i knew i needed the toilet very soon. 
however instead of getting told to 'wait for other heroes' i get connected as the last needed third player, of course i, like an idiot didn't go to the toilet while idling, i carried on playing, thinking if they suck, i'll just go idol. 
they were great, after a while i could feel that growing sensation of the milky shitstorm growing behind my sphincter, but instead of being smart and just going to the toilet i decided to clench my butt cheeks and hold off until the match ended. 
big fucking mistake.
i clenched, but in a way that let milky shit leak all over my vagina.
i tried to rectify the shituation by wriggling a bit and of course i just made the angle worse and directed the flow into my vagina.
i just sat as still as i could until no more poop leaked out, then slowly shuffled to the bathroom and washed myself off, inside and out. i needed fresh underwear and trousers too.
fortunately the guys managed ok without me and actually waited for me. 
so i finished the round as if nothing had happened. 

so

TIFU by playing triforce heroes