Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened a few weeks ago. i was in fred meyer and got the urge to poop. it was going to be a good one, i had steak the night before and hadn't pooped yet, and ate french toast the morning after, with a giant five guys burger for lunch. it was gonna be a thick loaf, and i was looking forward to dropping this monster and coming out 10 pounds lighter. i found a stall, sat down, and did my business. this thing didn't just plop down into the bowl...it smacked the porcelain with an audible thud. it felt like it was 2 feet long, came out in a nice steady rate, and felt pretty wide. i was proud of this thing and i hadn't even seen it yet. i wiped, checked the paper...clean! amazing! it was the kind of turd men dream of. so, i stood up and turned around to marvel at my creation. i bent down to inspect it closer, because this was truly historical and i though it would be funny to take a pic and send it to my brother. he had sent me a pretty gross pic of the aftermath of a chinese buffet, so i wanted to show him how a real man digested his food and packaged his waste. as i bent down to take a picture of this redwood log, the automatic flusher activated. the log was so massive, and the flusher so powerful, that the spray didn't have enough force to shove it down the toilet hole, and instead had the effect of turning a spoon upside down under a running faucet. i jerked back, but alas, my reflexes were not fast enough. like something out of a movie, a drop of toilet water sailed out of the bowl and landed directly in my right eye, along with another drop that landed on my lip. naturally, i freaked out. i turned and tried to run to the sink, but i had my eyes squeezed shut, and i couldn't find the latch to open the door. i slammed my shoulder into the stall a few times in panic but it didn't open. finally it opened, and i waddled/hopped to the sink, spitting out in a constant stream of air to try and force the drop off my lip and any residue or germs it may have had on it. i sounded like an angry daffy duck. now, this must have sounded terrifying, with the spitting and the banging into the door, because this little kid in the stall next to me started whimpering and crying, and then began to full out wail. i'm trying to wash off the poopy water from my lip and rinse out my eye in the sink and this kid just won't stop wailing, damn near screaming. then, i hear the men's room door creak open and a woman's voice calls out, "aiden? aiden what's wrong?" the dumb kid didn't answer and just kept wailing. so his mom bursts into the men's room, looks at me with my pants down to my ankles (my underwear was pulled up thank god) bent over washing my face in the sink, and yells out loudly "what did you do!? aiden???" i had removed my poopy contact at this point and could hardly see, the mom runs over to the bathroom stall her kid is crying in, tells him to crawl under the door (did he even wipe?) and drags him out before he can even crawl out. she runs out of the bathroom with him still wailing, he was probably 6 or 7 years old but i wanted to punch him for being such a little wimp and for being named aiden. by now i'm positive she said something to the manager or the employees because she seemed like a "let me see your manager" type of mother. so, with head down, one contact in, and pants now pulled up, i rushed out of the men's room and bee lined to the door. felt like everyone was staring at me because i made some little kid cry in the bathroom doing who knows what.

TIFU by inspecting my poop [NSFW]