Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this is a double whammy with one happening yesterday and the other happening today as of of about a couple hours ago. i'll start with the older one.

so i'm at a family barbeque taking with my cousin and family friends. i'm 17 and am the oldest in the group talking to people who are 13. i do fine. i'm good with kids. so my cousin also has friends over, one i knew before and one that i didn't. 

so when i encounter new people that other people know, i tend to put on a tough, laidback vibe. not on purpose but enough that i notice it. so the one of the guys, let's call him jerry, goes on to talk to me and tell that about how he's a cheerleader and a wrestler but only did wrestling for a year because no one would startle against him. so he asks me,

"like, would you have a problem if you had to wrestle a guy?"

i was oblivious and i'm also a guy that has very.. blue collar humor i guess. i try to reassuring in my own terrible way.  i can be an ass but i was just trying to be comforting.

"yeah! definitely! no problem, i mean, i like to think of it like i get to settle problems out there and choke the gay guy out and beat the shit out of him. but you know, on equal grounds." 

which, at the time, i did not realize how bad it came out. he just walked away at the end of my sentence, goes over to my cousin and whispers to her. occasionally i'd jersey "i know right?! i'm just scared i'll die now!" 

worse is that i didn't think anything about it and went on the rest of the party not realizing that he was holding something against me the whole party, glares and all.

along i'll the next day, woo! filled with guilt. not a homophobe either. the worse part is that i don't know if the guy was gay and offended, not gay and offended, or not offended at all. that just add onto my worries.

moving on to the next day, i finally decide to do something but this bitch of a problem with my internet. it was a problem for days now. i could get on things like steam just fine but i'd get connection errors on websites. so i saw the issue as an issue with my router and spent time resetting it routinely.

didn't work. so i thought the issue was an update i did recently for windows 8.1. i mean, i did do the optional update for my network adapter after all. 

so i rollback the drive and the issue is still there. so i jump to conclusions and think that the whole windows update was the problem and decide to do a system restore to a week ago. 

boom bop the restore finishes and my computer goes into a loop of booting and bluescreening to an error. 

0xc000021a...

i've seen that error more times than i should now trying to finish my comp that can't even get past its own bootup. 

so now i feel my only solution is using a recovery disc and reformatting, losing all of my art files, important documents, music, and game files. 

i just broke a $1000 laptop i've had for only two years. 

i'm also just doing all of this on my phone. 

so people, if you get a wi-fi problem, don't do things that are too crazy. 

 

pretty normal stuff for tifu but i fucked up socially and technologically.

TIFU by accidentally threatening a gay guy and breaking my laptop