Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu by getting involved with a drunk married couple showing their ass in the street. i've been living in central china for nearly two decades. i used to drink a lot and am often proud of controlling myself for the past ten years or so. i rarely drink hard liquor. got home late after teaching classes to an empty home. the wife and kids are in the next town over. i watched a few parts of a few movies i've seen too many times and was over-caffeinated and feeling talkative. a guy who i consider an old friend watches his store from about 5pm to 4am. i go. he had a new product, 42% booze with ginseng in the bottle. good times, and i was in high spirits. now this store is in the backstreets, an area known for prostitutes and apparently drugs. it's also just a place for cheap housing, and your average ktv girl or bartender is often coming home late, so there are many stalls/carts in the street making whatever food. i haven't frequented this shithole in the late hours in years. anyways, a couple arguing, about money from what i understood, she gets in a cab, he flips out, she gets out, he lays into her, punching the shit out of her. i run up grab him by the shoulder, he starts shouting at me, and me calm as fuck telling him to hit me, rather than her. he talks some shit and head-butts me in my already big nose. my nose, who when chinese people ask where i'm from they never believe me i'm from the usa with a nose that 'high' or big. it's bleeding profusely, which i thought was only from the inside. hits are nothing new for me. i smile and ask him if he feels better and if we're done here. he's drunk as shit, much more than i am. after some more shit talk he shakes my hand, i pat him on the back and he walks away. the wife, looking like a prostitute with the long fake nails, heels, sparkly shit, skimpy outfit, etc. is sitting at a table of a guy who makes noodles. my friend comes out to tell me i shouldn't get involved, i say it's not a big deal, and i sit down at an adjacent table smoking a cigarette, something i only do after a few drinks. she goes on about how this is a daily thing, crying, and i just kind of stare at the ground, wondering what happened to the can of fish i bought earlier. a white suv comes up and stops less than a foot from my back, i didn't flinch, and knew the dumb cunt was back. he starts screaming at her, what are you talking to the foreigner about, and i knew right then i had fucked up. "foreigners are our enemies!". first time i heard this phrase in seriousness. i walk inside the store and look at my friend who's looking at me and shaking his head. the girl ends up running away with a friend who showed up, and the guy drives off. i wake up this morning and look in the mirror at a gash across my nose. it's my day off and i plan to play basketball, and plan to tell my wife i had a collision on the court. reddit, normally i only use you to blow off steam and make dumb comments. today, i'd...... just thanks for listening. i am a dumb shit, and even though i don't regret ending a beating... well, i'm still a dumbshit. thanks.

TIFU by sticking my big nose where it didn't belong