Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: for background: this happened about a week ago, but i just now discovered the subreddit so here goes! i'm a 20 year old guy who's constantly hearing about facial cleanses from friends, so i decided to try one out - what's the harm? i'm not going anywhere and it could do a world of good! *little did i know.* 

here's what i did: got into the shower, decided to use the cleansing cream - and here's where things start to go awry. i started rubbing the lotion into my face, really getting it in there - i notice that it's kind of sticky but think nothing of it. so here i am, looking like i'd been hit in the face by a red velvet cupcake thrown at a high velocity (the cream was red and smelled like strawberries).

 i walk into the shower and turn it on, thinking that getting a good steamy shower in would only boost the effects. it then calls for you to put a hot towel over your face and wash it off after 5 minutes.

well, not being one to disobey instructions, i do so. and in the process, i decided that i'd do it *whilst in the shower.* 5 minutes go by and i decided to wash the cream off, but being the lazy prick i am, attempt to use the spray of water to wash it off. the second the water hits the towel covering my face, i realize something's gone horribly wrong. i try to shake the towel off of my face (i was panicking - i know i could've used my hands) but to no avail! i try to pull off the towel with my hands and it's stuck on there pretty damn well - not until i finally manage to get it off a bit later - the longest 15 seconds of my life go by, my heart is pounding and i can't breathe. 

doesn't end there! just to add insult to injury in my panic, i grab the shower curtain for support and go down in a swirl of water, curtain and fear. i laid there for at least another 10 minutes shaking and thinking about what happened to me.

TIFU by accidentally waterboarding myself