Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i spent yesterday raking up the leaves on my lawn, and didn't wear gloves.  my hands got pretty beat up and i had some mean looking calluses, so i cleaned them well and figured they'd work themselves out eventually.  this morning at work, i was helping unload the thanksgiving turkey shipment and noticed that the skin on the calluses on both of my *freezing* hands had torn under my gloves and definitely needed some kind of attention.  i went to the office and cleaned them up a bit again, and covered them with the liquid bandage stuff we keep in the first aid kit.

while this stuff works wonders on nicks and cuts, it's not ideal as a long term solution because it kind of cracks and breaks up if you move the skin too much after it dries.  the little shards of cyanoacrylate whatever poke into the fresh wound and it's just kind of a disaster--  and there seems to be nothing in my house that will dissolve it.  tried rubbing alcohol, mineral oil, acetone...  it just burns and cracks more.  
as it is, i have two marble sized red welts on my palms that will probably heal a lot slower because they're not getting any air, and my hands look like those of a woman 30 years older than me.

TIFU by putting liquid bandage on fresh blisters.