Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this one actually happened today..i can still feel it. nsfw due to countless innuendos.

so this morning, i decided that for the good of my girlfriend and myself as well, i was going to trim the ol' hedges. i got into the bathroom and started going at it with the clippers. trimming a little here and there until i had it down to a desirable length. this part went nice and dandy. then i fucked up. 

i am one of those guys that keeps the bushes trimmed and the grounds bare, if you catch my drift. so i thought to myself, "man, shaving takes way too long, is there any way i can speed it up a little?" that's when my eye caught my beard trimmer, and a brilliant yet horrific light-bulb went on.

i grabbed the trimmers. i knew i needed it bare so my half a brain decided to pull the little plastic spacer off. i positioned my "knapsack" so that i had a flat area to work with, and (thinking i had a proper angle) flipped the switch and went for it. that's when the pain started. 

i reared back to reveal that i hadn't shaved any "hair down there", but had merely jabbed myself in the goody bag. those little teeth on the trimmer left my little backpack more perforated than a page out of a spiral notebook.

[here](http://i.imgur.com/5k6izfy.jpg) is a picture of the trimmer:

so i ended up in the shower watching blood pour from my wibbles, and now it hurts when i sit down.

TIFU by man-scaping [NSFW]