Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so to set the scene, i used to be a huge lover of school, cried when i would get less than 100% on something, was in the gate program, straight a's, the whole 9 yards. this all changed when my parents got divorced in 7th grade, and i started failing classes left and right. this trend continued through out highschool, only getting worse when my dad died. there were multiple parent teacher meetings held, that ever time boiled down to the teachers telling my mom "dont worry, hes too smart to fail", so of course nothing improved (still not sure how i walked away with a diploma, i had several f's at the end of the year). 

fast forward to college, where i've failed so many classes that i've been academically disqualified, but i'm still auditing classes so i can pretend that i'm still going to school. this year was the first year i hadnt enrolled in any classes whatsoever, and therein lies the issue. the tax form saying i took classes never arived in the mail, and my parents asked me to print it out said tax form that didnt exist for me that year. queue thoughts of suicide, running away, lies, anything to get me out of having to tell my parents whats been going on. i ended up telling my mom after my stepfather went out for groceries (not that hes mean, i just dont think i could have done it with him there). not sure where i'm going to go from here, but therapy is definitely step one, and then getting my disqualification cleared would be step 2. i'm really at a loss and dont see how i can recover from this, this is the bigest lie i've ever held, and i've held it for so long, i just dont know how things can still turn out for the good.

TIFU by having not gone to college for a few years now, and just told my parents.