Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory "this didn't happen today" disclaimer.
so i broke my arm. pretty badly, i should note. so bad that i needed surgery and i now have a titanium plate and 6 screws in said arm. i was prescribed vicodin because that shit hurt. i was to take one every six hours when i needed it. the vicodin made me a bit dizzy and loopy, nothing too bad. but then, i fucked up.
my friends and i- let's call them dave and steve- decide that we want to see jurassic world. i was running late, and i accidentally took two vicodin. we decided to carpool, and steve starts to notice that my head is wobbling a bit, like my neck can't hold it up. we start to walk through the parking lot and he notices that i'm swaying a bit. that's when it hit me: i took two vicodin. i realize this, tell steve, who starts to laugh hysterically at the fact that i'm tripping balls. he tells dave and dave starts laughing too. i'm loopy, so i start giggling too, and we get into the theater after getting our drinks and shit and we realize that we didn't get popcorn. i volunteer to get the popcorn, and on my way to the end of the aisle, in my druggy state, i trip over a woman and her child and land on my fucking titanium arm. i try to pretend it doesn't hurt, but it does. it fucking does. i bring back the popcorn to my two friends who are trying not to lose their minds laughing in the theater. so i spend the rest of the movie stoned off my ass and hurting like hell.

TIFU by being high on Vicodin in a movie theater