Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened during the past year which was my freshman year of college.  during second and third quarters of the year, i was prone to extremely frequent nosebleeds.  i'm talking about like at least once or twice almost daily.

i was coming back from a massive dayger where i probably became dehydrated from the alcohol and lack of water.  on my way back to my dorm, i ran into a girl who lived on my floor with whom i almost had romantic relationship with.  now our relationship had ended on a sour note, so i had severed all emotions and contact with her for the most part.  (we went for a couple months without talking to each other.)

when i saw her, it was obvious she had a couple drinks in her since she began hitting on me almost instantly.  not wanting to miss the chance of being her drunk mistake, i began hooking up with her and led her to my room.  when i locked my door behind us, she started getting all freaky with the biting and whatnot, nibbling on my nose and lips.  soon, she was on grinding on top of me in my bed when after a not particularly gentle bite of my nose, i began to feel the familiar warm trickle of blood gathering in my nostril.  now everyone knows that if you lay on your back prone while having a nosebleed, the blood should be diverted from coming out the nostrils.  well blood wasn't yet coming out of mine since i was laying in bed with this girl still on top of me.  i mentioned to her that i was bleeding, but she didn't seem to notice since she was drunk and horny.  she started mumbling things about how we should stop and how her roommates wouldn't forgive her for hooking up with me for some reason (drunk girl ramblings, i guess), so i decided not to push my luck and i told her it would be best for her to leave.  she then left while i dealt with my nosebleed.

the next day, a mutual friend of ours told me that she had talked to the girl in the morning, and that she couldn't remember why we had stopped hooking up.  i guess i played it off extremely well since i'm so smooth.....right?

looking back on it, it was probably for the best that i didn't go all the way with that girl since she was crazy. crazy hot, but crazy.

TIFU by having a nosebleed