Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this actually happened last night, throwaway account for obvious reasons, yadda yadda yadda...

so i got into bed, one thing led to another, and i started playing with myself. i'll spare you the details, but a few minutes later i finished and i reached over to my bedside table where i keep my trusty box of tissues. unbeknownst to me, i was actually out of tissues and i had nothing else to clean myself up with in easy reach. being the quick thinker that i am, i thought that i could just reuse a tissue that i had used the last time, and quickly reached down beside my bed to pick up the discarded tissue. without a second thought i cleaned up the mess i had made, and threw the tissue back down on the floor.

this is when i realized my mistake. i began to feel a slight tickling sensation on my stomach/crotch where my cum had just been, and for a few seconds i paid it no mind. however it quickly went from a tickle to a burn, so i decided to see what was wrong. it was dark, so i turned on my phone's flashlight, and to my horror, i saw at least 20 ants crawling around in my pubes/happy trail. since i have roommates, i had to muffle my screams of shock and horror for a few seconds as i desperately tried to get the ants off of my crotch.
now this is when it gets bad. realizing i couldn't get all of the ants out without water, i quickly threw on some boxers and sprinted down the hall to my bathroom. i started the shower and tried to scrub my crotch clear of the little devils, which took all of about 5 minutes. when i finally came out of the bathroom, one of my roommates noticed what happened and made a joke about making sure i don't shoot it all over myself next time, thank goodness he doesn't know the real reason i showered.

anyway, for the next 20 minutes i couldn't fall asleep because my dick still burnt, and i was scared that there were still ants in my pubes. this morning i had to figure out how to explain to my roommates that we have an ant problem, without explaining that the ants gave me a nice case of fire crotch.

TIFU by accidentally discovering I have an ant problem