Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am a college student with a decent minifridge, and i love to eat at campus dining hall.  campus dining hall sells a few types of milk containers, including coffee milk, which i drink when i'm not tired enough for something more caffeinated.  having a minifridge, i decide to start buying some extra milk and refrigerate it, because refrigerated milk doesn't spoil for a while, right?  of course, my family has been well-off enough to always purchase ultra-pasteurized, so i don't realize that this milk might not be so long-lasting.

so about four days ago i open a coffee milk that's been in the minifridge for a few days and drink it.  i notice that it's very sweet, but the coffee milk is always sweet, so i think nothing of it.

a day later, i get the runs.  but i just think i caught a bug and got diarrhea.  i continue buying and drinking coffee milk that's been saved in the fridge.

i just realized my fuckup today, when i opened a regular whole milk, went to drink it, and discovered that it tasted very sweet indeed.  whole milk is not supposed to be sweet.  there was much retching.

only now do i think to have google tell me the difference between different levels of pasteurization.

so now i'll probably be stuck on the porcelain throne between classes for a few days now.

crap.

TIFU by not knowing how fast milk can spoil