Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu. happened today, a couple of hours ago. i got an unexpected early dart from work getting to leave an hour earlier, which was great for me as i could get to go and see my kids, and my mum who lives in york (i live in birkenhead. if you know the place you'll understand what a wretched town this is). anyway, i digress.
i'm walking through town and see this guy walking towards me and his expression just went completely blank, his hands fell to his waist and he just went, i mean like, bang, flat out straight forward, face first, gone. i'm a trained first aider, it just kicked in and i was over to him. i got down on my knees to do a quick assessment and asked a bystander to call an ambulance. his eyebrow was split wide open and there was a bad cut along his eyelid and he'd gone into seizure, i didn't want to even attempt to move him but he face face down in a pool of blood and was obviously unable to breathe so i moved his head very carefully and slid some tissue a bystander had given me underneath his cheek just to get his mouth and nose to a point where he could breathe, put a coat over him and wait, and hope, for his seizure to end.
i felt that his muscles had relaxed, i needed to get him in the recovery position, but he had a rucksack on his back. i undid the straps, removed it and started to move him, he went into seizure again, now when i'm doing all this i noticed someone else walking towards us, i look down again at my patient and suddenly, this guy walks past and takes my glasses (i had them raised as it was raining and it was just blocking my vision) right off my fucking head, and just keeps walking off! i was so shocked, and in disbelief i just sat there on the floor with this guy i'm trying to take care of, that i didn't say anything, i don't know if anybody else saw him do it, but nobody said anything and i just carried on trying to do what i was doing. i got him into the recovery position with the help of some security staff and their first aider gave us a foil blanket to cover him with, we even managed to get some cardboard which was carefully slipped underneath him to get him away from the cold wet floor and i started to clean up the area around his wound.
the police and paramedics arrived and i started handing over to the professionals, i didn't even think to tell the police about this guy stealing my glasses after i'd handed over to them and i just carried on my way home.

TIFU by giving emergency first aid to a stranger.