Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: first off did happen today... well like 7 hours ago but i forgot, also mobile so yeah. and i didn't know how to mark this nsfw unless it is marked whatever. 

so i was with my girlfriend at her house and her mom was upstairs while we were in the basement. she's on her period so not too much freaky time can happen and she is kinda a prude anyways (her words not mine)

either way she decides she wants to give me a handjob since i usually do most of the work when we fool around. after all is said and done i decide it would be a good idea to clean up as i am a mess.

so after buttoning up and passing her mom upstairs (quickly and thank god she didn't know what was up [very religious family]) i went to the bathroom.

the fu: i used their shitty 2-ply generic toilet paper to wipe myself up and a ton of of it flaked off. now there i was semen smelling tp dick. luckily after like ten minutes i was able to get it all off, but her mom looked at me weird the entire night

TIFU By cleaning up after an old fashioned NSFW