Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i usually start every morning out with a magnesium supplement to calm my nerves. i don't eat breakfast and this usually suffices. while sitting at my desk, enjoying the fact that it is friday and my day is pretty much work free, thus allowing me time to browse reddit and read the other tifu story about the guy who killed his stepmoms dog (sorry about that). anyway, i'm sitting at my desk, when i hear our stock door ring, i work in hr for a large retailer and my office is in the back so i usually get the door if no one is there. but before i get up, i feel the sudden urge to let one rip, but my co worker is in my office so as i stand up i try to silently squeak one out as i walk to the door. unfortunately, the magnesium can also be a sort of laxative without any known stomach pain. so as i let it go, i suddenly feel shit running down my leg. not normal shit, watery shit. fuck. i try to act normal and i don't know what to do because the freight guy is waiting at the door so i let him in. it's a lot of freight. fuck. so i stand there because he asks me to hold the door and i am clenched so hard trying to not to let anymore of this shit river escape. he finally drops off the freight and i run to the bathroom, only to see the the shit has stained through my pants. so i am currently hiding in the bathroom stall unsure of what to do as i write this. so this is also an sos. help, tifu by trying to fart silently.

edit #1: i am honored by the amount of responses, i am hoping shitty watercolor shows up with a shitty watercolor of my watery shit!

TIFU by trying to silently fart.