Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, yesterday my girlfriend and i were playing around, you know as lovers do...naked. some time in this whole play activity, she asked if i could stick my penis in a bottle.

now, this was a weird thing to me but i thought maybe it was one of her fetishes so i went ahead and did it. it didn't fit in the first two bottles we could find (yes i know...humblebrag) but the third one had a wide enough neck/opening for at least most of it to go in rather snuggly. she started laughing and i started forcing a fake laugh and then asked her, how long she wants me to do it for. she never replied and then she just started playing with the part of my twig and berries that was not in the bottle...causing me to get hard. she knew what she was doing was causing this but would not stop. i begged her to stop but she would not stop and continued to stroke me. now my dick was straining and i started to get really worried. then she started screaming...blood was coming out of my dick.

long story short, she started crying and finally stopped. the bleeding continued for a few minutes (only small amounts). since yesterday, peeing still hurts. she thought i wouldn't be stupid enough to proceed with putting my limp dick in a snuggly fitting bottle.

 

**edit**: so my girlfriend saw the post and says she's embarrassed and wants me to take it down.

if you come back here to check, no i'm not taking it down, i am the one with the sore dick and no one can tell from the story that it is us because we told no one (well i hope you didn't). sorry, i'm keeping it up. see you at 8.

TIFU by listening to my GF's obviously stupid game.