Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a little back story.  i always had this major crush on a friend of a friend.  i first met her when i was just getting out of highschool and we would socialize quite abit within that circle of friends but i the few times i would work up the courage to ask her out i would discover she was dating someone.  then she ended up joining the navy and dissapeared.  

what was weird was that the few times she would come home for abit we would bump into each other and it was always unexpected.  this happened three or four times over the course of a couple of years.  at this point i was in my early twenties.

then one year came a major hookup.  the friend of a friend out of the blue contacted me and invited me to her birthday party and told me navy girl was gack in town and was going to be there.  said birthday party took place at a local bar and several drinks later we were having a great time and i ended up taking navy girl back to my place to watch a movie she had never seen.  we end up making out and doing a little dry humping and since i hadn't gotten any action in awhile it was great.

next few weeks we hang out abit and i found out that she had finished her service in the navy and had been living with some gamer guy who was hooked on an mmorpg and she said he just wouldn't spend time with her so she basically left him then drove a thousand miles home over the course of 2 days.  i understood she was hurting but i also discovered she had been crushing on me for about just as long as i had been for her so i wanted to make this go right.  i offered to hang out and just do random things.  we did some dinners and went to some events around town.  we got to fooling around abit and it was good.

then one dinner we were at a texas roadhouse resturante.  the lighting in there was very dim and as i turned to look at her something caught my eye.  i told her it looked like she had some glitter on her upper lip.  and as soon as the words were out of my mouth i knew i had messed up big.  i tried to play it off and say it was nothing but she kept rubbing her lip and then told me, "that's my lip hair"

the rest of the night went from awkward to worse.  i had never noticed that she ever had any lip hair before and it turns about because it's very light colored, but the stupid lighting in the resterante made it light up like a christmas tree.  i dropped her off at home that night and then she called me later that night all upset that i had embarassed her.  the conversation got even more heated because she was basically using me as an emotional & physical rebound from her previous brakeup and was starting to see me as the same guy she had dumped.  

needless to say i have not seen or heard from her again.

 

 she was done with the navy and had broken up with a guy down in louisiana and drove home

TIFU By commenting on a girl's facial hair