Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so today i got a call from my mom saying her cat had injured a baby bird and that she needed me to come deal with it. being the amazing daughter i am, i show up and find my mom sitting on the couch looking moderately traumatized, and my cat lying next to a tiny sparrow, licking it lovingly. only not really because it had a pretty nasty gash to its head. cats are twisted. so i take her back to my house in a box to see how hurt it is, and see if there is any chance it is going to make it, or if i will have to put it down.
i'm surprised to see that the little birdy is standing up and looking around! i clean it off the best i can, put some antibiotic cream on its head, and then went to grab to grab a syringe to i could give it water. i live with my boyfriend, and i remember seeing a few big (needle-less) syringes in the junk draw. i grabbed one, which was in a bag that said "amazon!" on it. i figured that it meant that he bought it from amazon.... . anyway, i wanted to make sure it was just water and not some weird oil, so i put some on my finger and smelled it. smells like water, ok. i taste a bit, tastes like nothing, it has to be water or saline. so i put a good squirt in my mouth to make sure. now, i don't know why i didn't question why a syringe would be shipped filled with water. in hindsight, that seems like it should have raised a few red flags, but it was not my proudest intellectual moment. so i give the bird some water, feel good about myself, and call my boyfriend to tell him about it. when i get to the part about the syringe he stops me. i tell him it was the one that said amazon, and he groans. apparently, it was a $50 syringe filled with psilocybe mushroom spores. i am not going to die, but i do feel like a god damn idiot, and worst of all, drinking the spores doesn't even get you high.

TIFU By drinking a syringe containing psilocyben mushroom spores