Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: *spoiler alert* there are spoilers to the movie "sausage party" in this post, so if you care, click away. 

this happened just last night. i wasn't having the best day, so when i got home from work, i hopped out on my roof and smoked a bowl. 

i came back inside and turned on the movie sausage party, since this movie and weed essentially have a metaphysical connection. say what you will about the movie, but if you're high, it's funny as hell. i had it playing on my phone with headphones, and i was in my room. 

i was about to go out and smoke another bowl, but realized my zippo was out of fluid (i normally use a regular bic lighter, but kept forgetting to buy one). i go into my bathroom to put more fluid in it. i accidentally poured some on my hand in the process and got it all over the lighter. 

*movie spoiler alert* anyway, the final orgy scene in sausage party comes on, and me being pretty high, i was laughing my ass off at the sheer ridiculousness of the scene. i had looked away from my lighter for just a minute or two, and in my high mind, i totally forgot there was lighter fluid on my hand. i thought i could just clean the fluid off the lighter by lighting it, then dropping it into my sink. being an eagle scout, i definitely wouldn't have done this while sober. 

i spark it, and of course, the fire jumps onto my hand, and it won't stop. flames are covering the top of my hand. my whole body panics, so i grabbed a wet towel on my bathroom floor and start smothering the flames. while i'm doing this, my phone falls on the floor and rips out my headphones. luckily netflix automatically pauses the movie if your headphones suddenly get pulled out, but i wasn't so lucky. as my phone was falling, the screen hit the skin on my knee, pressing the play button. 

now there's orgy sounds blasting loud as hell through the house. even better, the line where the bagel character is rubbing lavash's balls in his face yelling "i'm a cheeseburger! i'm a cheeseburger!" is playing. i live in the third floor, but the sound was so loud my family members definitely heard it downstairs. 

nobody came up, thank god. my family is all religious conservatives, with exception to my older brother. i get a text from my brother, who's downstairs in his room: "turn down your porn, lol. you're lucky everybody's downstairs" 

somehow, my hand was fine. the fluid just burned off the top, and never hurt my hand, as if it were a dollar bill dipped in an alcohol-water mix. to say the least, i don't use my zippo as much now.

TIFU By blasting orgy sounds through my conservative family's house after lighting my hand on fire while high