Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hope i don't break any rules (no. 11 im looking at you) but this happened last night (we're getting an extended weekend at school so hah! loophole!

anyway, last night the girlfriend and me were getting hot and heavy as two teenagers with high sexual libidos would do and since we both love doing stuff in the dark (idk, feels better when you cant see). so we start doing the business and lo and behold, i'm kissing her neck and my hands circling her toothlesswalrus, just for the hot stuff you know.

next thing i know after a lot of teasing i slowly push it in and i remember thinking "damn, shes wetter than ever!"

so i start going at it faster and awkwardly enough we were just about to get to it when i started to smell blood. last time something similar happened where i cut my finger with my finger nail and i was about to laugh it off when i turned on the light.

**i was on a fucking murder scene**

everything was red, a scarlet damp dank mess of bad.

she didn't realise until she looked upon my horrified face and then looked down yelling 

*"oh god it came early"*

i panicked and tried to get off the bed and i end up slipping back into that liquid lasagna. 

so now shes feeling all selfconcious about it and now that i've calmed down, i find it funny, now i'm trying to convince her about it.

might not help that i'm referring to this event as "satan's waterfall"

TIFU by finding myself at a murder scene