Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i work in a large office complex and often walk through the parking lot to a nearby park for breaks and lunches. on my return, i pass this truck that is always parked in the same place and has one of those stupid blue rubber nut sacks hanging from the hitch.

eventually it became a part of my routine to end my breaks with some thought about that truck's stupid balls as i pass by. i wonder what kind of dumb ass the owner must be, or i might wonder what their neighbours must think. sometimes i consider what awkward conversations it might have sparked between small children and their mothers in traffic. i often amuse myself by assuming the owner was a misguided d-bag who thought he was funny. often, but not always.

last monday was different. i was feeling rowdier than usual, and at the end of my break, when i saw the truck i muttered "dumb ass" under  my breath and gave the rubber nut sack a little well deserved tap with my right foot.  humorously, the big blue scrotum reacted to my assault with a realistic back and forth motion that mimicked what i imagined a real nut sack of that size would have done.  i chuckled and wondered what kind of rubber it was made of to swing so realistically.

lost in thought and guided by curiosity i leaned over and cupped the balls in my hand, gave them a little squeeze, and rocked them side to side. weight, density, elasticity, the manufacturer had paid so much attention to detail that i concluded they must make similar products for the adult industry, and these truck nuts were expanding their customer base well beyond adult novelty niche levels. the thought of such clever marketing made me grin.

curiosity satisfied.  i released my grip to resume my walk and, still grinning, turned my head to see an attorney from one of the nearby offices standing twenty feet away, staring at me, jaw dropped and frozen like a dear in headlights .  our eyes locked and i immediately knew he had seen too much.  he wore the look of a man witnessing an unspeakable crime, like he wasn't sure if he should be disgusted, frightened, or some combination of the two.

i considered how this must have looked and it left me speechless, not that it mattered.  to say anything at that point would have only made the situation more awkward.  so, with haste, i tipped my hat to him, straightened up, and continued on my way.

i've passed him in the lobby since, even shared crowded elevator with him once. he keeps his head down and avoids eye contact. 

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**edit:** i forgot these might not be common everywhere, so here's the type of object referenced in the story. [imgur](http://i.imgur.com/pdqsxkx.jpg)

**edit 2:** i just realized, that truck was literally hauling balls.

TIFU had a ball daydreaming - ended up looking like a nut job.