Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so contrary to a lot of the posts on this sub, all of this actually happened today.

so today i started my 30 minute lunch break from my dead end job by making a trip to the decadence that is 7-11. while there, i grabbed a big gulp and 2 slices of their fabulous pizza. why? because $2.22, that's why. just before i hop back into my car an idea pops into my head: "hey, this delicious meal would pair perfectly with a pre-rolled joint from the local marijuana dispensary down the street!"

now when i say "down the street" i actually mean my local dispensary is nowhere near the same path that i took to get to 7-11. it's actually down this hidden road that only people in the area really know about. just so happens to be one of my favorite spots because you can buy your weed, drive to the back, smoke your weed, then just a short hop back to work without seeing more than 5 cars on the way.

so i've made it about half way down this hidden road when i come upon 2 animal control personnel directing traffic around a raccoon in the road. i know what you're thinking. roadkill right? no no this raccoon was just walking in circles, completely oblivious to the world. so after a brief wtf moment  i get to my dispensary, pick up a joint, head to the back, take a few well deserved puffs while thinking about the raccoon, and then start heading back towards work.

i come to the same spot in the road that i had seen the raccoon. this time however there are now police on the scene. i quickly put out my joint and slowly approach the roadblock. as i approach, one of the animal control officers sees me and does this circular motion in the air. stoner me thinks "yeah there's a raccoon circling in the road, i know lady." well apparently that is the same motion for turn around and look the other way because not 2 seconds later i watch one of the officers pull out his gun and put two bullets into the raccoon. my mouth (and i'm sure the officer's) drops in amazement as this doesn't even faze the fucking zombie raccoon. the officer fires one more bullet into the poor thing before it finally drops in the road.

here's where the tifu comes into play. 

i was so amazed at the events that had just unfolded during my half hour lunch that i completely forgot that i had just smoked some high quality cannabis. so i get to work and immediately look for someone to tell my story to. so i'm heading toward my office and i notice most of my coworkers  are already gathered there. "perfect, i'll only have to tell it once."

i start to tell my story when, about half way through, i realize the mistake i've made: there's no reason for me to be traveling down that road. there's no restaurants, there's no gas station, and there is certainly not a 7-11. there is a dispensary however and i've been warned before about our drug policy at work. thoughts go running through my head about how i might be able to change the location of the zombie raccoon sighting, or just omit the location entirely. i went with the second option and played it off really well all the way until the end of the story. then my boss asks, "where did this happen?"

shit...

i told him the truth about the location because there really isn't another area around me that this could have happened.

it's approaching 5:00 now and still no further questions from my boss. please hope for the best with me.

TIFU by telling the story of a zombie raccoon being shot by police to my coworkers