Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this did indeed happen today. so for the past couple months i've been making an effort to eat healthier.  basically, more veggies less wheat, etc.  i typically bring lunch and eat in the office, so i can get off early instead of taking an hour break mid day.  it works for me.  im a desk eating champ.  anyway, my pantry and fridge at home are pretty tapped at the moment, so i figured i'd just run to the grocery store next to the office, grab something easy (i.e. microwaveable), and commence my desk eating.  

im at the store looking at sandwiches, and i think "fuck you bread.  you wont defeat me today." i turn my back on those wheat and mayo filled devils and head to the soup isle, but all the soups look nasty and are probably packed with sodium. ok what else.  ah ha!  a quinoa, black bean mix.  i flip over the package and see "microwave directions." perfect, no need to read further i've found my healthy microwaveable alternative.  im feeling pretty satisfied with my choice, but you know i might as well get some fruit. mmm, pre-cut watermelon.  that looks good. i get that too.

back at the office, i proceed  to prepare my tasty lunch.  i rip open the quinoa bag and pour it in a bowl.  now i inspect the microwave directions further.  fuck. not only do i need a covered bowl that can fit 1.5 cups of water.  it also takes 15-20 minutes to cook.  as some may know, the office microwave is a coveted appliance come lunch time, and it just struck noon. double fuck. i find a big plastic tupperware container with a lid and decide to give it a go.  i'm hungry and i think i can at least get away with 10 minutes of microwave time without pissing anyone off. 

10 minutes go by, and i pull out a warped piece of tupperware filled with flavored water and raw quinoa and dried black beans. i taste a bit just to see if its edible.  crunchy little quinoa seeds stick in my teeth like partially popped popcorn, and it tastes like cardboard pieces mixed with shitty mexican seasoning.   there's no way this is going to be edible.  i resign myself to my fate.  sure i could run out again and get something else, but everyone already saw me making this shit.  i took all that time using the microwave, and i can't even eat what i made.  i couldn't face the looks of disgust if i revealed the truth.  so i sat down at my desk with my bowl of watermelon.  i bring the tupperware along too cause what else am i gonna do with it? i also soon come to realize that watermelon isn't super desk friendly.  the juice runs all over me, my keyboard, my phone. it's everywhere, and that goddamn tupperware is sitting there mocking me.  reminding me i could have had a delicious sandwich instead of runny watermelon if only i wasn't trying to "eat better." 

and if anyone is wondering. no, watermelon does not keep you full for four hours.

TIFU by trying to eat healthier