Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i go to a military school, and some of the things that are included in military school are having to dress up and march in parades, my particular school likes to have a parade as often as the superintendent  can come up with an excuse for one, on top of this we have formations where we get into platoons and are accounted for at least three times a day. when we are called to the position of attention everyone yells a dorky phrase. along the same lines when you are dropped (forced to do push-ups) you are supposed to sound off with the number of push-ups you've done, however there is a time and place for everything, and sometimes you shouldn't sound off. the last important background info is that taps goes off at 10:00, which means we go to sleep at 10:00, and reveille goes off at 6:00, so we wake up at 6:00. this means that we can get eight hours of sleep if we fall asleep right at taps and wake up right at reveille.

i got in the habit of making a smart ass remark every time we were supposed to yell our dorky phrase. i didn't whisper, everyone was yelling so i would say it pretty loud, just not loud enough for anyone that matters to hear me.

one friday night, the higher ups decided that we should use our free time to practice for the parade we were going to have the following day. it was bullshit we started at 7:00pm, and we weren't done practicing until 9:45pm. after that we had a uniform inspection, they gave us fifteen minutes to go prepare our uniforms. if you can math proper then you might have realized that this means it's 10:00 time for sleep, but no, we are still up. the uniform inspection lasted another 15 minutes, and i'm pissed now. 

after all of this the csm (important person) gathers us all in a big circle like we're in kindergarten, and begins to give us a speech... i couldn't care less what the csm has to say right now, i just wanted to sleep.  but nonetheless here i am standing there listening to him blab. then i hear him say "i think tonight went pretty well" i certainly didn't agree with this statement, however i expected everyone else to give a huah! of affirmation. so i shouted "oh really!?" expecting it to get lost in the shouts of the people next to me. 

no one made a sound! i was the only person to yell, now i'm standing at the back of the crowd and everyone turns to look at me. i just called out one of the more important leaders in front of everyone, and he heard me. but mama didn't raise no bitch so when he asked who said it, i raised my hand high and proud. he called me forward in front of everyone and  dropped me while he finished his speech. his wasn't the time or place to sound off while doing push-ups,and i knew this, however i'm an uncontrollable smart ass and i'll be damned if i was going to let anyone kill my spirit. so i shouted louder than him. " 1! command sergeant major! 2 command sergeant major!" thats about as far as i got before he shushed me. to this day he takes any chance he can get to fuck me over.

i would like to make it clear that i am not disrespecting anyone that actually served in the military, the people i am disrespecting are high school and college students who have rich parents.

 

edit: silly spelling error

TIFU by calling out a a obnoxious bitch, but an important obnoxious bitch