Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: short background: so the roommates and i are fans of an interview show that involves eating hot wings of increasing heat. we love hot food and thought it would be fun to have some people over and do our own version after buying most of the hot sauces from the show. my first fuck up came when i bought a 3x more concentrated version of the hottest sauce. it can't be used without dilution or it could hospitalize you... needless to say, we didn't try it, but we did set out a small dish for everyone to see.

cut to the next day when we are cleaning the dishes. my roommates and i put all of the dishes from the wings in the dishwasher, sans scrubbing. bad idea. not even five minutes later, the three of us start having little coughs. no problem, it's cold in wisconsin and we all had been a little under the weather recently. then the coughs become more violent. i'm talking full breathed, loud, ending with a gag kind of violent. we look at each other through teary eyes to realize the heat from the dishwasher had vaporized that satan's splooge of a hot sauce, and our entire apartment was filling up with it. we rush to turn off the dishwasher and open as many windows as possible, but it is too late. by the time we make it into the hallway, we're crying, slobbering, and gagging like the shit you find at the end of your porn blackout rabbit hole.

our neighbor across the hall hears us dying in the hall and opens her door to ask if we are ok. before she can finish her sentence, she begins gagging and coughing. through the coughs we try to explain what happened. rather than hang around, we ditch the apartment and head to the bar down the street to order beer and milk. now we look like some creepy ass mcpoyle brothers drinking milk in a bar. after over two hours in the pub, our slightly altered judgement convinced us to head back and see if the coast was clear. thankfully it was, but we learned a solid lesson that day. scrub your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.

TIFU by pepper spraying my entire apartment