Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, last thursday was quiz-night. me and a few friends gather each thursday for quiz competition at a local cafe. it is very enjoyable and the mood is always great amongst all the teams (yes, we drink beer). the quizmaster (i.e. the person reading the questions and announcing the score) is a smoking hot, really charming and funny girl of approx. 25 years old. i have always made a point of smiling at her, saying 'hi' and making eye contact with her, all in the hope that maybe (someday) i'll get the nerve to ask her out and i can finally stop being alone. 

so, to the night in question. things are going great, the mood is great and i am making small-talk banter with the quizmaster all night. fyi; the team i am on is named "wasted kitty" (all the teams have names). now, even though the mood is great, i need to inform you all that my team and me suck at quiz. we seldom beat more than one or two other teams and often end up in last place (or "the happy place" as the quizmaster says when she reads the score). we don't mind, we play for the fun of it, not to win. 

when the quiz is over, everyone is packing their stuff and heading home (i ended up chatting with my teammates a while before i left). i get into my car (i only had one beer that night) and start driving home. now, who do i see walking down the street? why, the beautiful quizmaster! so, being in a slightly giddy mood, i slow down, roll down the window and yell out "wasted kitty forever!" (we came in last place this night). she laughs, smiles and tell me stop. she approaches the window and asks me "hi there :) hey, are you by any chance going downtown? i need a ride.". and here is where my brain stop working. instead of smoothly saying "why, yes, i am most definitely going downtown and you most certainly can have a ride; young lady. hop on in!" , i blurt out "nope! i live in the opposite direction. see ya next quiz!" she says "oh, okay. see ya." and i drive off. 5 seconds later i realize the massive fuck up i just did and know that i will curse myself forever. 

this tifu should probably also be in the /r/foreveralone subreddit. 

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edit: thanks for all the upvotes! didn't expect so many, that's awesome. to all the very angry and hateful commenters (why are you so angry anyway?), chill the fuck out. to all the cool kids: thx for the nice advice and all :)

TIFU by sucking at girls