Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so me and this girl dated in middle school, was one of those dumb typical relationships that middleschoolers have nothing special. started weirdly, ended weirdly. 
well today she friended me on facebook and messaged me asking to hang. 
seeing how pretty she was now, like wow pretty. i said yeah sure. 
we went to a nice local resturant and says that i'm hot and seem like a cool guy. i felt the same and went along with the date. she said she had to go to the bathroom and left. came back about 8-10 mins later. she had coke on her lip and asked if i wanted any, no words came to mind. just super sad inside and i declined her "fun powder". once we left the resturant she wanted to go to her place. as we were driving home which was about a 20 min drive, she tried to give me road head and said her parents weren't home and she wanted to fuck me so bad. 
me not feeling up to that(cause illegal drugs, taking advantage, etc) i said no to both and that i had something going on. she was pissed and sad, she left and went into her home. 
turns out she od'd in her home and since no one was home to help, she's now in a coma. 
if i only stayed..

TIFU by talking to my middle school ex-girlfriend(in college now) and not being intimate with her.