Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory ltlftp, like most fu's this did not happen today but two days ago. (apologies for mobile formatting) 

some backstory: i've lived with my current housemates for 6 months now, and much as i love them we have our fundamental differences on certain issues. the most prominent of these is cleaning. i live by the credo that cleaning and household tasks should be done regularly whenever able. in contrast, my housemates, being more laid back, live life by cleaning when they need to use something. this results in dishes left unwashed and cleaning undone, which drives me insane, and in my housemates eyes i'm just a textbook case of obsessive compulsive disorder. as well as this i am a clumsy person, who causes themselves minor injury on a regular basis.

onto the fuckup. on this beautiful monday, i wake up a little later than usual. i go to make a coffee, i'm somewhat caffeine dependant i must admit, and note that the dishwasher has not yet been emptied. being the person i am, i set the coffeemaker up, and go to empty the dishwasher. now, like many people, before i get my daily fix of caffeine i lack the hand-eye coordination and fine motor skills that characterise most semi-functional human beings. 

as i'm emptying the dishwasher, i'm not paying the most attention, so when i remove the large butcher's knife from the top shelf (i know we shouldn't have knifes in the dishwasher, but oh well) i'm not as careful as i should be. as i'm attempting to to put the knife in its drawer, i knock it on the bench and it falls. being the finely-tuned, logical human being i am, i seeing the knife falling to the wooden floor, attempt to curb the potential damage by interrupting its descent with my right foot. as you can imagine, this did not end well. 

as it turns out, a foot is not a great choice for deflecting knifes. and after seeing a paramedic, and going to not one, but two hospitals i find out that i have severed tendons in my foot and will require surgery. 

two days later, i am out of the hospital having crossed 'get surgery' off my idiot's bucket list. for the next three weeks (at minimum) i am unable to work, restricted to my bed (so no cleaning), and required to wear a hideous orthopaedic boot, which cumulatively will drive me insane.

TIFU by emptying the dishwasher.