Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened moments ago. i'm at a wedding dance. i am very poor and don't wanna spend a lot of money of booze, so i am currently carrying a cup of vodka from my car and a can of coke. i sip the vodka, chase with the coke (fuck you, i'm very poor). anyway,  i started offering my tired friends sips of water (vodka). most of them know what i'm doing and they just laugh and tell me to fuck off. i'm sitting at a table when my oldest friend in the world comes up behind me. i, being a bit drunk, hold the cup of vodka up to him and ask if he wants a drink of water. he says sure, takes the cup and starts to give a drink to his 18 month old daughter (who i didn't notice he was carrying.) just as she takes a sip i scream, jump up, and smack the cup away. she cries. my buddy is pissed. i'm hiding in the bathroom. apparently i'm both poor and an asshole. who knew?

TIFU by accidentally giving my friend's baby a sip of vodka