Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened last night. 

i went out for university night at a local bar in vancouver, and got kicked out early for being too drunk. so, for whatever unknown reason, my drunk self thought it would be a good idea to get a slurpee/slushie. i never drink slurpees. i bus home and and get to my apartment about 30 minutes later. my roommate lets me in because i'm too drunk to think of using my keys. he goes to his room and i sit down on the couch. after a few minutes i feel sick. i knew what was coming. i tried running to the washroom before it was too late, but i didn't make it. i ended up throwing up all over our light coloured carpet. the worst part was that if i was a two seconds quicker i would have thrown up on tiles which isn't nearly as bad. i then end up trying to clean my puke for an hour and a half with no avail, and keep in mind i'm completely hammered. i try using a bleach based carpet cleaner and just end up bleaching the carpet while not really cleaning it leaving me with a huge mess that i have no idea how to get rid of. i am royally fucked if my landlord or parents find out. tried cleaning it again with a different carpet cleaner that i bought but it it only made it a little better. i am fresh out of ideas. my landlord is strict and we're already on a bit of a tight leash due to an annoying downstairs neighbor who complains about even the slightest bit of noise while living at a university campus. also, i would be in shit if my parents find out as well. 



would getting it done professionally be the best course of action? also does anyone know if pros can remove bleach stains? responses would be appreciated.

TIFU by drinking a slurpee while hammered