Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: finally..the weekend.

i was 16 years old at the time. i had just recently begun smoking pot, and i loved it. i had never used any mind altering substances before, so as soon as i tried it i was hooked. problem with using it so much is that it has a tendency to effect your attitude and behavior. my parents noticed. as soon as i got home, i would rush to my room. hide my pot. put eye drops in. stay there cause i didn't want to be stoned around my family. started spending less time with my family in general. parents drug test me for a while, so i stopped. suspicions were still high because they knew i was smoking k2 (a synthetic pot) that didn't show up on drug tests. one day i'm laying in bed bored, thinking of new ways to jack off. the internet gives me the idea of putting lubricant in a plastic bag and well...you get the idea. that's precisely what i do. not that great. when i was finished, there wasn't a garbage can around and i was in a rush so i just hid it in my closet until i could secretly dispose of the shame bag. fast forward a couple weeks, and my parents call me into their room. can feel a bad vibe in the room. my sweet mother pulls out the bag of my jizz. i immediately realize i had forgotten all about it. oh my god. "we found this is your closet. would you like to tell us what this is?" no. after some internet usage of their own, they are convinced it is some sort of drug, probably heroin. the internet also told them of a way to test their theory. my parents sat down together, got some of my jizz out of the bag, and lit it on fire. apparently the color it burned was supposed to tell them something about its nature. if this isn't bad enough, my mother carries it in her purse to a drug counselor with me. we all sit together and talk about my jizz in a bag. i stick to my story that i have no idea what it is. the counselor assures her that it is not drugs. my mother seems to accept his analysis. we're hungry, so we go to chilis after. i ask her if i can have the jizz bag. i toss it in the outside trash can at chili's, then proceed to eat buffalo wings with my mom.

TIFU by not throwing away a bag I masturbated into.