Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened earlier this week, but i wasn't allowed to post till this weekend. 

so there's been a girl i've been seeing for a few months, she hit me up and asked if i wanted to come over and hang out because her roommate was out of town. so i went over. we're hanging out "watching" a movie and boom, stomach feels like i got stabbed, followed by an urge to fart/shit that i have never felt before. so i go to her bathroom and let out the foulest smelling shit i have ever released. just my luck no air freshener or candle in there so i cracked the window.

i go back out and we go back to "watching" the movie and not even 15 minutes later, bam....again. so i made up some bullshit that i cared too much about her and i don't wanna rush into anything too quickly because i don't wanna fuck things up, meanwhile i'm clinching my ass cheeks together praying that nothing comes out. she says she agrees and i say i'm gonna go home and i'll call her tomorrow. 

i speed all the way home, every bump making it worse, hitting every god damn red light. finally turn down my street, park my car, get out...and it happens. the gates could no longer hold the shit flood that was coming. i shat myself right there in my driveway. i do the waddle of shame into the house and to the bathroom, get the rest out of me, take a shower, and then throw away boxers and gym shorts.

i later received a text from her that said "i'm the most respectful guy she's met and no one has ever treated her like that."

so this is either a blessing in disguise or i'm in the friendzone. i'll keep you updated.

TIFU by cockingblocking myself in the shittiest way possible