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so this all starts last sunday (new year's eve) when i'm watching youtube videos at random because my mind is reeling after playing hours of no man's sky and barely getting the warp drive (that thing you do almost immediately in the game after getting enough fuel to get your ship into orbit, and i'm playing ironman mode so i want to be super careful about not dying *this time*). it's a "today i learned" video talking about this guy's experience living in japan and the japanese anti-hangover drink, with a strong focus on follow up research that takes a good six minutes to explain why and how the primary ingredient works. spoiler alert, it's curcumin from turmeric and how to make it more bio-available to reduce the metabolic development of acetaldehyde. so i grab a tea spoon of turmeric and black pepper from my cupboard and get started on inebriation with a couple cups of cognac and champagne (mix with equal parts plus orange juice to make a delicious royal screw).

later that day (after i've switched to *tecate **light*** by now), i'm reading my _homemade_bathbombs,_salts_and_scrubs_ book i got for christmas (thanks mom!) and think to myself, "i probably have most of this stuff in the house right now, but i can buy the rest at the store tomorrow. but i don't know where i could find essential oils except online." and immediately browse on over to amazon to see what can be easily acquired. i get five bottles of different essential oils and check my cart. i see a poly-carbonate container, lid and steel rack that i've been putting off because my sous vide needs have been effectively satisfied by the small version i bought a couple months prior. but i want it and i've been drinking, and it can't possibly be that expensive; plus my bank account says i could have spent more on christmas presents this year if i really wanted to. so i add the container lid and rack to my cart and double check that i have everything i want. not yet, so i do a little more shopping.

i navigate back to my cart and get ready to check out. "hey vegita, what's his price level?" ... "it's, over... eight-hundred! [dollars]" wow, that's a lot, let me see what i don't really need. essential oils are a little expensive and there's a bunch of them, check. book on brewing, check. additional items for bathbombs, check. sous vide equipment, check. okay, it's yolo time, so i complete the transaction and finish a few videos of epic rap battles of history before going to bed.

fast forward a huge amount of time (3 days, thanks amazon!), and i get a big box in the mail. it's just the lid and one bottle, just tea tree oil (what happened amazon?). it's cool, i'm not expecting anything right away because i (think) i selected super saver shipping. the next day, more packages arrive. my roommate says he found a package at the door, then there was a knock at the door, then he found two more when he went outside, and finally the mailman brought three more packages. they sent my multiple packages with every courier service in the area. i start opening the boxes and find another lid. okay i guess i messed up and ordered a double of the lids, whatever. then i open another box and find the oils, awesome. i open another package and three boxes of sous vide rack are inside, weird. i open the first one to fall out from the trio. it's a full rack, all the rails are there. somehow i ordered three racks for $59 each. now i know why i racked up $800 on amazon.

i call my friend up and ask if he has a sous vide. he's a pro chef, so i'm confident he does and that's part of why he's #1 on my list to get a free rack. i take a picture of the box and he says "i don't think my container will fit that rack." oh? well you are in luck my friend, because after opening the large box, i find not one but two poly-carbonate containers. i text him again, "life pro tip: don't drink and buy on amazon." and then send him a picture of the container while asking if he has room in his kitchen for the larger container. i still have one _extra_ rack and i'm not the kind of person to return anything i've bought from a store (except computer parts, which god damned it they should always work when they arrive!).

tl;dr i bought $800 of stuff on amazon, and only later found out i bought triple of the most expensive item because i was drunk when i made the order.

TIFU by ordering from Amazon while drunk