Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: yesterday i looked out my hallway window and saw what appeared to be a dead pigeon laying sideways on the ground in the outside common area of the adjacent apartment building. except, it wasn't dead. it tried to fly, but only managed to move a few feet along the ground. tried it again and then seemed to have given up with it's head partially caught under a fence. i watched it for a few minutes to see if it would move again, it didn't - so i suspected maybe those were it's last moments.

went downstairs, put on some dishwashing gloves and a used shopping bag. picked it up...it was still alive. it's head was sort of twerked, tried to fly out of my hands but it was flying backwards instead. grabbed it again, and the animal lover in me (despite the fact that it's a pigeon and riddled with disease etc) felt it was necessary to kind of console the poor bugger. put it at ease.

there was no point in calling animal control, because it's a pigeon. and i couldn't just let it lay there to die for potentially hours.

said sorry to the bugger and tried to twist it's neck...exceppppppt it's neck was indeed already broken so he was just looking at me like "wtf dude".

that's when it dawned upon me that this was going to take something worse to put it out of it's misery.

walked down to the dumpster in the alleyway with the poor bastard, said sorry again because i'm an idiot. i tried to determine the next best course of action, should i grab a knife? should i just stomp on it's head and risk just crushing it's skull only halfway and leaving it in even more extended agony? i even thought to maybe use the lid on the large dumpster as some sort of impromptu guillotine? there was to be no easy option.

put him in the shopping bag, which i then followed up with a twist and a hard pull. subsequent flapping inside of the bag and it's beak opening and closing over and over again along with an unexpected large flood of blood filling the bag and all over my gloves.

i know it's just a fuckin' pigeon, and what i did was fairly minute in the grand scheme of things but i won't lie and say it didn't shake me up for a little bit. it's the most grim and "violent" thing i've had to do in my life, but i think i did what was best?

 
saw an injured pigeon and ripped it's head off.

Reddit, what's the best way to put an animal out of it's misery? TIFU?