Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this just happened about ten minutes ago and i fucked up while having sex. 

i have been sick for about two weeks now with a cold and cough and it hasn't been lightening up. it was my boyfriends birthday today so we decided screw and let's just go for it. everything went completely fine during sex, but the only thing is we didn't use a condom and he came inside me. about 5 minutes after we are laying together and i had to sneeze. it was a really big one coming on. i sneezed so hard that his cum shot out of my vagina all over me. he laughed at me for 5 minutes straight.

TIFU by having sex while being sick (NSFW)