Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: yesterday afternoon i thought i'd get out of the house and walk my dog to a neighborhood bar so i could grab a beer and get some reading done. usually there are several owners hanging out with their dogs in the outdoor seating area, so i configured hosehead's leash to its longest setting, allowing him to socialize with the other animals. after a few minutes i looked up from my book and realized i hadn't seen him pacing around for awhile. i couldn't see him from where i was sitting, but knew roughly where he must be judging by the direction his leash was being stretched to. wanting to ensure he wasn't bothering anyone i lean over so i can peek under the picnic tables and see him laying on the brick floor and chewing something. i kept my head under the table for a minute to ascertain whether or not the thing he was chewing on was safe for him. after realizing it was just a piece of a stick i sat back up to return to my book and beer. as soon as i sit up the woman that hosehead had been lying next to shot me the most disgusted gaze of hostility i've seen outside of a movie. i realized then that she had been wearing a skirt and undoubtedly thought that i was perving for a panty shot. fortunately, the large dude she was with was looking the other way and neither one of them said anything. the only thing that would have been more embarassing would have been a scene at my favorite hangout.

TIFU by looking like a creeper