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Input: Text: i, a 30-something year old female, have been single and abstinent for more years than i'd like to admit. i had heard too many things about tinder, naturally i just had to try it. five days ago i joined just to see how bad it really was. in the many years of being single i've tried everything. being set up by friends (just because we're single doesn't mean there's a match), dating coworkers (don't do it), dating friends of friends (should have gotten to know him better), online dating of the okcupid/match/ eharmony/chemistry version. there were just too many games, and yes you guys play games. from the online dating batch, one guy for some reason kept wanting to hang out with me. after two weeks he bought me a bouquet of roses. because we hardly had an emotional history, my reaction was not as sappy as he would have preferred. he stopped talking to me after that and when i asked why, he said he wanted his fiancé back. fiance?!?! i had no idea he had one of those in the recent past that he obviously wasn't over yet. the last guy i tried dating i made it clear i wasn't going to have sex with him when he was putting the moves on me on the 3rd date. he got upset the next morning and said "i just feel like you're playing games. usually when girls say they're not going to sleep with me i just have to try a little harder and the next thing i know we're having sex." uh. that's a game, you freaking idiot. mind you, all the while, the only reason i want to be in a relationship is because you get to have way more good sex than when you're casually dating someone who you know doesn't give two shits about you. 

i was really frustrated by that last stint and i finally just said "fuck it, if i'm ever going to get laid again it's going to have to happen with someone i meet, get along with, am attracted to, all this has to happen in the real world". so i do, and it took two and a half years. i meet this really intriguing guy at a friends party. he's in the process of moving 6 hours away but is still in the area frequently enough. after a few months of getting to know each other and him seeming interested in me, i cave. i'd gone to his new city to visit other friends and we hang out for a night. we do it. it... only lasted a few minutes, albeit it was good, it wasn't going to satisfy my hunger. he comes to visit me a few times, we do it a few more times, and still... it only lasts a few minutes and it doesn't really feel like he's there. it felt like a job he had that he had to get over with. the last time we had sex he didn't even kiss me. not to get me warmed up, not a kiss on the forehead, nothing. no caressing, just bang bang bang sploog roll over. i didn't understand my reaction at the time, but all i knew was that i was literally sick to my stomach and couldn't stand being around him after that. i cut all contact without explaining why, because quite frankly i knew i didn't like it i just didn't know why my reaction was that strong. after some time away and some reflection, i realized the only time i've experienced that (no kissing/fondling/etc) was when my first boyfriend many years ago raped me. ok, not this new guys fault, yadda yadda, but still there was no chemistry there and it wasn't working for me although he is a good guy and has a lot going for him. 

so, that was three months ago and i still am just so freaking savagely hungry for a man, but i don't want to advertise that because i don't want to be seen as an object. five days ago i joined tinder to see what all the fuss is about. it seemed like an express version of ok cupid. at least people get to the chase and stop pretending they are into you and want a long term relationship. so on tinder i'm swiping left and right, there's tons of hot guys on here and there's hardly any info. height and a dumb link to their instagram profile and a quote or two to prove how cool they are. how do you know you'll get along? how do you know he's not a total weirdo? you just have to take the chance i guess. 

one guy said he'd recently quit his job to travel. i, too, just did that. i sent him a message inquiring about his travels. he said he was in the area fixing up a boat to sail south. i just came back from sailing down south! so, we met up for drinks a couple of days later. mind you, he hardly checks tinder so to me that was a good thing he wasn't all obsessed with it. we meet up, he's super cute and has a sexy brazilian accent. we both love the same music, couldn't stand 9-5 jobs, want to travel anywhere and everywhere. i drive him home, which just happens to be around the corner from me in a suburb of a large city (he rode his skateboard), and voila, i planted one on him and we start ferociously making out (i never make the first move). his caress is gentle, and his words were exactly what i needed to hear. "oh my god, your energy! you have the best energy. i can feel it. you have a lot you need to release." oh thank you dear hot brazilian man, thank you for feeling it and allowing me to be it, rather than ignore it and pretend it's not there. since it was 2 am, i told him i needed to head home but that i'd like to see him in a couple of days. we continue making out and even get interrupted by a security guard for not being parked while in the parking lot. it's like i'm a teenager again, and i love it. the carefree attitude we both had, it was great! 

even though i said i wanted to see him in a couple of days, i regretted that decision in the am. thankfully he was on the same page as me and said he could be over later last night. at midnight, and without even needing to down a bunch of liquor to ease the mood, he came over and gently took me in his arms and one thing led to another he helped me christen my new apartment all night/morning. i never ever ever get off the first time, or second or third, hell sometimes i just never get off with someone. oh god i lost track of all the orgasms i had last night! more than i ever have in my life in one session! we were both surprised. all we could say was "damn! that was amazing!" 

he woke me up before he had to leave and we did it one more time. i just deleted tinder because even if i never hear from him again i am completely satisfied with what just happened. i feel there's a lot of bad press about tinder, but if you're honest about what you want and look for someone who is made up of the same stuff you are substance wise, it's worked better than anything else i've tried to do in my 6 years of being solo!

TIFU by not joining Tinder sooner