Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: first off i'd like to preface this by saying this just happened last night.

throwaway for this one.

so my friend invited me to a party that was going on at his frat and i love hanging out with him so went thinking it was cool being invited to a semi-exclusive party where there will be fun people, girls and whatnot. so i get to the party and it's a typical college party scenario: beer pong in the back, people dancing on the dance floor and drinks everywhere. i should mention now that i don't drink but i had a pot brownie before coming over and it just about kicked in at this point. i started dancing and met another friend of mine at the party. this friend i just met brought over some girls who live in his dorm and he introduced me to all of them. some time went by and one of the girls there started dancing up on me all crazy like. so now i'm grinding with this girl and of course i pop a boner. all of a sudden, this girl gets really horny and puts her hand on my chest and slowly brings it down to my pants. background on me: i'm a virgin so this is the furthest i've ever gone with a girl ever at this point. anyways, she sticks her hand down my pants and grabs my dick (the first girl to ever do that to me). now, for the story to make sense, i have to say that i was not circumcised and have foreskin. so this girl grabs my dick and pulls on it.....a bit too hard. immediately it hurt like hell but i think being kinda high inhibited the pain somewhat. i pull her hand out my pants and think nothing of it and keep dancing with her. eventually she has to use the bathroom and the girl leaves. i'm left alone standing there and i attempt to fix my belt when it feels 'wet' around my groin area. my first thought is that i just blew a load downstairs but it didn't quite 'feel' like i did. i shine my phone's flashlight on my pants and notice some red coloring. yes, my immediate thought was "oh fuck. is that coming from my...." at this point i went to the bathroom to check out what was going on. keep in mind, i'm high as fuck and paranoid as shit while this is happening. i get in a stall and pull my pants down. instantly i notice my entire left leg is red with blood stains and i was deathly afraid of what the source was. but i had to be brave, so i pulled my boxers down.. the shock that went through my mind when i saw my bloodied dick is indescribable. my foreskin had literally torn around what i thought at first was a blood vessel which i later diagnosed and improbable since i would've bled out a shit ton. so there i am, my night having gone from ok, to awesome party, to girl grabbing my dick for the first time, to my dick bleeding because my foreskin tore. i'm standing in the bathroom of a frat house with my dick bleeding and the tip swollen to the size of a small grape and i'm paranoid as fuck. 

i cleaned up the best i could, got dressed and awkwardly walked a half mile home where i showered to the best of my ability (the water stung a lot) and went to bed hoping that this hellish nightmare of a dream would end as soon as possible.

edit: grammar

edit 2: after looking into this more, and getting advice from some redditors, i've concluded that i have tore my frenulum. i'm planning on not doing shit for the next few weeks with my dingus and have probably joined /r/nofap against my own will...

TIFU By going to a college party