Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: for the past few years there has been this indian store nearby my home that sells masala cashews. for those that don't know, they're basically cashews coated in delicious spices, a great snack.

anyways, over the past year or so i've been practicing making these in my home, and i've gotten gradually better at it-- the latest batch being a breakthrough in my spice coating methods. as it would turn out, it would also be a breakthrough in killing my appetite for days.

my mother usually buys these unlabeled cashew packs somewhat cheaply from these indian grocers. i've never had a problem with the quality of the cashews before, but on this fateful past thursday something happened. after making my batch of cashews and enjoying the deliciousness i hid my stash from my brother, who tends to gobble the shit up like crack and dave chappelle. as i didn't use the whole bag of plain cashews my brother turned to eat those when he yelled for me to come see something.

it was a cashew halve, but nestled in the groove was a maggot. upon closer inspection of the bottom half of the bag, several fly type things were crawling about feasting on those cashews. my insides churned up in an instant and maggoty deliciousness met with the inside of a toilet bowl.

TIFU by trying to be a chef