Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm still sitting on my throne pondering about this, so i guess for once it did happen today.

i have a private bathroom. this really comes in handy for a horny teenager ( pun intended ). my house isn't even that big, but there is this corner in my room no one knew what to do with, so it was made into a small bathroom.

it's sunday morning and i get in my three feet by two kingdom to play with the birdie; i sit on my porcelain shitter, load up some quality porn and started opening up for business.

after doing the deed, a horrific realization comes to me: i can't feel the reassuring presence of toilet paper on my right. panic ensues. but the i hear a knocking on the door. it's my mom.
"i noticed you were out of toilet paper yesterday, so i though you might need it. can i open the door?"

a war is waging between two scenarios as a single drip of cold sweat is skiing along my forehead and my mother is getting very suspicious. i choose to just open the door a little bit ( it's a sliding door ) to get the toilet paper while not showing my semen covered right hand, but apparently she takes this as a cue to swing the entire door open.

we make eye contact. it lingers for three whopping seconds, her mouth agape.
she closes the door and turns her back quietly, leaving me on my throne pondering on life and death.

TIFU by needing toilet paper