Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened today and its so stupid that i made a throwaway because i am so embarrassed.


so my girlfriend had a bunch of those little blue toilet tablet things that are supposed to make the toilet water smell good. well, i got surgery yesterday so i was not at work today and when i summoned up the mental energy i decided i was going to clean the entire apartment while gf was working. what a great pleasant surprise for her to come home to!


ok, so after swabbing the bathroom i notice these big tablets under the sink and i think hey, this will make the toilet smell great. i pop one in the bowl, all satisfied with my great housework and totally excited for gf to get home and see, when my stomach begins doing the painful flip-flops (i had fast food for breakfast this morning lol).
so i sit down and squeeze out one of those uncomfortable sweat-inducing dumps that looks like poop colored algae when it comes out. i'm sitting on the toilet chuckling to myself with the smug satisfaction of knowing that despite the rotten stink ive just created, i have the tablet in the toilet waiting with its wonderful scent.
this is where the fuck up climaxes. i flush my work and immediately the water rises with absolutely no stopping it. i'm panicking and i run and grab the plunger which of course does nothing to the goo now stuck inside the toilet. i realize immediately the grave error i have made. i was supposed to put it in the toilet tank, not the toilet bowl. so diarrhea is seeping now over the edges as i desperate grab a towel and try to mitigate the mess of feces and piss i have created. thinking about it still makes me want to vomit. it took me at least an hour to get everything cleaned back up, and it still smells like butts in there and still won't flush the toilet paper back down. so yep, read the directions on the back of the pack. lessons learned. she still hasn't come home yet and if she doesn't ask, i am not going to tell. hopefully that stupid thing dissolves or something.

TIFU by trying to clean the toilet