Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: after i get invited over house for some dinner, we have some drinks enjoy each other company then invites me to her bed room where she tells me to wait on her bed. so of course i oblige, while i am there waiting on her bed i hear a loud but very recognizable sound a window shattering. me being a deputy for my local sherrifs office was alerted instantly but then i remember that i have had some drinks with this woman and i couldn't act if there was something going on outside so i chalk it up to some kids throwing rocks into windows into other house of her gated community and besides i am waiting in her bedroom expecting all my hard work and money spent to come to fruition. so seconds later she appears out of the bathroom in black lingerer and from there it gets x-rated. after a wonderful night with my girl i get awoken to a phone call from my sgt. "deputy ***** do you have any idea where your car is"? at this moment everything clicked together in my head like a jig-saw puzzle you have been so desperately trying to finish. that loud noise of glass shattering was the window to my brand new 2015 dodge challenger srt and the contents inside were all of my work gear including my uniforms and duty belt/ weapon. after i got over the shock that i have just been victimized my sgt proceeds to tell me that my car was pulled from a lake that morning and three 16 year old kids been found with all my gear walking down a local trailer park...   moral of the story... never leave your key fob in your car even if its gets wedged down beneath the seat. all those pesky kids had to do was break that window and push the start button. learn from my f*** up i know i have and will never forget the first night with this girl.

TIFU Finally get to bed the girl I'm seeing but comes with dire consequences