Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: we have a dog, mid-sized, and she's getting a tad old and squirrelly, but she's super good about going out the back door, doing her thing on the lawn, coming right back.  we don't have to watch her or walk her or anything.  that is, until it snows out.  then she just gets lazy.  our house has a backdoor that leads down 5 stairs, and then a short concrete walk to the backyard.  nothing more than 10-12 human steps.  a dog?  no problem right?  well wrong, cuz this dog likes to take the ollllllllll' shortcut and pee on the sidewalk rather than take the extra few strides to the backyard.  or the driveway itself.  or even right on the stairs if she feels like it.

so i had about 3 hours sleep last night, and i go out to snowblow.  there's a bit of a breeze today, and i'm just trying to charge through it because i'm just friggin' tired and couldn't give a deuce.   until i drive my thrower directly over the spot she consistently pees on, which hurdles the snow right up against the bordering fence to the back yard, and creates a cold, dank smelling, yellow powder that disperses into the air.  and of course, because i'm writing about it here... the wind picks up just in time to blow a ton of it directly into my face and mouth, causing me to reel back in horror and fall directly on my back... into said pissy snow ice blend.

edit:  just for reference, i had asparagus at dinner tonight.  my piss smells exactly like this snowpiss smelled earlier as it careened into my nostrils...

TIFU snowblowing my driveway