Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened last night, and now i'm suffering the repercussions. 

i have been sick for the past month and a half (first stomach virus (urgent care visit for anti-nausea pills), then because of my dead immune system got a bad bad cold or whatever (urgent care for antibiotics just in case)) and i've had a cough consistently since then, leaving my throat rather sore. 

cue the stupidity. i was sitting in bed with my girlfriend while she was working on an ethics paper, and she rips out a 5.7oz bag of sour skittles. i could already feel my mouth watering. in about 30 minutes we slam down half the bag between the two of us, and it was faaaantastic. 

however, i'm not sure if you know this, but when you eat too many sour candies (skittles, warheads, sour sprees, etc.) the sour coating can deteriorate the skin on your tongue. we went to bed and the next morning.... holy sweet baby jesus. my throat hurt so much that i highly considered drooling into a cup all day. (if i could have somehow kludge one of those sucking straws like at the dentist i would have been gold)

so i get home from my girlfriends and throat still killing me like none others, i decide to inspect my throat with my phone's flashlight. what i saw was complete carnage. i had red blisters and small red lacerations all over and it looked like cancer, i shit you not. 

i've been drinking honey tea, taking throat lozenges, popping ibuprofen and eating mushy wet foods all day. needless to say i have learned my lesson. it still hurts. 

update: talked to my girlfriend and her complete response: "lol first world problems much?"

TIFU By Eating Skittles