Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today is my birthday and i planned a dinner for it. i purchased a ribeye and decided that id try a pan sear. well, this is a thick steak, and it requires a lot of heat/time on the pan. as i pull it out of the oven and start searing it, i go for the vent to capture the smoke. well, my father informs me it doesn't work. i continue to sear as the grey deathcloud gains strength by my ceiling. the smoke seems light, so i continue cooking, only to see it suddenly drop into a cloud of steak-smoke everywhere. the entire house soon breathes its last breath of fresh air, as the smoke now resides in every room. my stepmother evacuates my little brothers and i spend the next 90 minutes trying to clear out the lower section of the house from what looks like a pink floyd concert. 


ps. my relationship with my stepmother is already on the rocks. only moreso proven tonight, that i indeed am pretty stupid sometimes.


 i might not be allowed to stay here much longer, but i'll update when the smoke clears. 

pss. the steak is both amazingly shameful and amazingly delicious.

TIFU by cooking a steak.