Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened less than an hour ago, i wish it happened never. 

recently moved into a new apartment with my girlfriend of several years, the apartment came furnished and with several appliances as well. got a great deal for the whole lot and we've been settling in for the past few weeks. part of the refurbishment we did on our own had us take out the old bed and bring in the one we've owned for a while now. this meant the old bed was put away in a room of the apartment where it was not really in the way, save for blocking a few closets we haven't gone around to using yet and the vacuum cleaner. 

the older bed finally made it's ungraceful departure out of the apartment yesterday and that meant the vacuum cleaner is now free. huzzah, time for some long overdue vacuuming. now here's where it all starts. being a procasturbator by nature and a wizeass by trait, i decided to use this device by simply plugging it in and getting straight to the task at hand. since my gf was at work there was no voice of reason to question my method and i happily began hoovering up every room, starting in the bedroom. turns out this brilliant piece of equipment is easy to use and very powerful. i make short work of one room after the other, merrily sucking up a couple of weeks worth of a mess. including, but not limited to, some fine powder dust which we created by drilling a few holes in the walls. in my moment of brilliance i decided, hoover it all up, make that mess go away as well!

w r o n g! sure the mess is off the floors but you see ... this vacuum cleaner ... it has a very special filter ... water. guess who didn't put water where it was supposed to go ... exactamundo dear reader. for 20min or so i was thinking "my what a fine job i am doing with this easy to use appliance." until the need for more extension cord makes me divert my attention to the cleaner itself. "my why is this robobastard so dusty?!" i thought to myself with sincere confusion. wipe it down a bit, plug the cord into a new socket and ... obviously continue! you see i assumed the thing was dusty because the previous user simply didn't use it recently and it collected dust itself. w r o n g! cue another need to change sockets ... cue another look at robobastard ... dustier! o m f g it hits me. everything i've hoovered up i released back into the air by lack of filtering and it is now floating around most of the apartment. only place spared by this minute yet incredibly obvious infestation was (thankfully?) the bedroom as it is small and i closed to the door before moving on to the real mess.

so now, dear reader, i am keeping my fingers crossed, that with every window in the affected area open and the front door open as well most of this, previously grounded now aerial, mess will simply blow out of the apartment. txted the gf, hasn't responded yet ... maybe that's a good thing. also already sampled a few surfaces in the kitchen and living room ... yep ... fine dust has happily settled everywhere ... sigh. at least my plan to fix it seems to be working to a degree ...

 

edit: just realized, i haven't explained the "robobastard" reference ... not sure if it's against the rules to link directly to product, it's a rather tall cleaner with a water filter and it's called roboclean. please use your favorite search engine to find more details about it, if you so wish.

edit 2: gf came home, laughed quite a bit at my stupidity but thankfully the airing out helped a lot. there wasn't a lot of dusting to be done and it didn't take long for the both of us to get most of it cleaned up. the couch is a bit of an issue still though. also the fact that i inhaled quite a bit of that dust isn't making me feel great ... not only dust from the holes in the wall, also stuff that comes out of the carpet when one uses the proper attachment for carpets ... so yeah. all in all it looked far worse than it turned out to be.

TIFU by cleaning the apartment