Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened on tuesday morning, but due to rules, had to hold off until today. 

i was fixing myself a nice glass of chocolate milk when a morning fart popped out. awww, yisss...my brand!


(don't act like you don't know what i'm talking about!)


i walk outside to enjoy my sugar infused, calcium drink while watching the birds and sunrise. once said drink was consumed, i walked back inside to rinse my glass. this is when shit gets weird... as i'm standing at the sink, i think to myself, "wow! that lingered pretty long...sniff...wait, that's not my brand?" i figured the different smell was just due to my recent change in diet and went back outside to enjoy some more bird chat.
a few minutes later, i heard my dog at the door. head back inside to grab his leash and low and behold, the stink was still there. ok, maybe the cat pooped earlier than usual this morning. go to litter box, nothing. check toilets (since we recently had a flood and the sewer company told us our pipes might back up) and again, nothing.


damn! where is this smell coming from!!!
this is where i realized i fucked up. the other dog that i am sitting for, shit right in the middle of the kitchen and i was too groggy to notice. now, that's not the bad part, the bad part is that while i was walking outside, to inside, to outside, to inside and then all around the house trying to find the source of the stench, i trailed the pile of dog shit all over the house


i really hope this doesn't have a pavlov affect on my love for chocolate milk :(

TIFU by farting.