Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: 50 y/o male here. so, i am at a thrift store and all of a sudden my stomach goes into hyperdrive. i have to go number 2, and now. no bathroom here. aha! taco bell next door! i bolt and walk the 200 feet to the mexican food haven for a turd respite. i do my sit and down and am much relieved. a minute or so in, i hear the door open and hear little foot steps. i look under the partition a bit. little velcro shoes in the stall next me. that's nice. they do some business, and then leave. i finish up mine and go to wash up. that's funny. there is no urinal in this restroom and 2 stalls...fuck! i run, fast back to the thrift store and buy a hat and sunglasses and quietly leave...i'm still shaking...

TIFU by attempting to use the bathroom at Taco Bell...