Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened in may...

i'm woken up by my mother screaming, this wasn't just any scream though it was so loud, constant and piercing that she must be in serious trouble. akin to a siren *scream, inhale, scream, inhale* and repeat. now my brain doesn't work at the best of times but first thing in the morning having been rudely awoken my scumbag brain tells me "it's an emergency tom there's no time for clothes" so naked, dazed and nursing a half chub penis i jump out of bed and leg it down the hallway to save my mother who is almost certainly dying. i arrive at the kitchen at the same moment as my dad who has a look of fear in his eyes also triggered by my mums unworldly scream. as we enter the kitchen my dad (clothed) and me (naked with hand over my rapidly shriveling cock) see my mum hands clamped on the kitchen worktop whilst she stares out of the window still repeating the scream, inhale cycle. 

my dad grabs her spins her around, holds her hands and says loudly "what's the matter"... she screams in his face. now this cycle repeats *scream, what's the matter, scream, what's the matter* etc. i stand there shell shocked trying to asses the situation in a logical manner. i look around the kitchen there's a knife out but she's not cut, the taps, hob and kettle are cold so she's not burned. my brain is going into overdrive, wtf is wrong with my mum?? the screaming has been constant for several minutes by now. is this some kind of weird stroke/medical condition. think! do something!!!!she kicks her right leg out behind her and starts shaking it uncontrollably still screaming. boom! there must be something in her trousers. boom!!! it's got to be a hornet, those bastards crawl out of the nooks and crannies of this house all the time and have a horrible sting. without a second thought i'm behind my mum, naked, pulling her trousers down to end her pain. now just as i get a face full of my mom's wobbly granny bum she snaps out of it "stop stop!!! th-th-th-there was a bug on my foot....."

are you fucking kidding me? (i think) there's nothing in your trousers, no sting, no pain, no stroke, burns, cuts, life threatening injuries. there was just a bug on her god damn foot..... "mum" i reply "it was probably a may bug" (a totally harmless beetle that's about the size of the top half of a human thumb) and sure enough cowering in the corner of the kitchen is the worlds most scared may bug, wondering what kind of banshee beasts foot it had chose to land on.

 

edit: added a word.

TIFU by removing my Mums trousers whilst I was naked.