Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened a few months ago but i was walking back to my bike when i find a couple gearing up next to an 1198. that bike is incredibly nice of couse. i rode an 848 back in the demo days and it was nasty fast. in fact i would go as far as to call it ticket-me-a--week fast. so there is its big nasty brother staring down the same road way as mine. of course my bike is a beast that has  every mod any 9-5er can afford and on top of that she just so happens to be honda's personal resonse to the rule changes in 2000. which was a thumb of the nose at ducati so its a fighter.  but i'm still sorting it out. truth be told i'm still repairing it finding all the bugs and tracing them etc. so we don't go wot yet. however the couple staring at my bike doesn't know this. truth be told i caught them staring. then i just caught her staring. i walked up and introduced myself. 
 "sup"
i got the usual nod which broke his gaze but it wasn't until after i starter the bike the she broke her gaze. 

here's where i start the fuck up. 
i completely  forgot  we were in a place where our bikes were just behind a parking garage so that the sound resonates against the concrete. 
 my bike takes a bit to warm up so i bumped the choke out with my leg. as i started it the bike fired. i don't think it back fired but it might have sounded like it did which made the couple jump. i barely register this as i'm too busy listening the the bike. my bike smooths out its rhythm the warmer it gets . to me it sounds like that it sounds like that car your girlfriends "friend" always showed up with to race. the one the one with the blown engine. the car that whined as it accelerated.   
 thats when i glanced over and noticed her staring again.  whoops, something must be off lemme check everything i thought to myself.
i didn't think much of it until he started his bike. the engine lunked and clinked along. the exhaust must've been brand new because the tone just couldn't carry. but not mine. my ole corroded pipes were popping like i was on pit lane. i was getting settled on the bike when i noticed his clunk to life. i whinced a bit thinking to myself man that bikes runs hard cold. it is at this point that i have also forgotten i have an modular helmet which is in fact up. 
then the they just jumped on and took off. didn't even let the bike warm up.  i gave them a "shiny side up" and they pulled away.            
 i didn't think much of it and just got on with my prep. a minute later i roll out to the road and just happen to pull into the adjacent turn lane as the couple i just saw. our light is a two lane on ramp and just as i pull up right before i get to the line they tense up to race off. i pull up to a stop and look at the light and wait. the onramp is a long two lane up hill left hander that crests to the right as you enter the freeway. the light turns green and i short into 2nd mid corner  to lean into  the negative camber left turn.  i had my peripherals on my mirrors for him as i was sure he was going to buzz by at any minute.  so as i was turning into the freeway and i had no sign of them i just open it up to my testing velocity shifted at about 7k and disappeared into the traffic.  he was probaby just going to follow at speed or just ride his pace but he was very close to my right flank albeit still being in his lane the whole way until we got to the straight of the freeway and i pulled away i also failed to mention the bikes exhaust is toast and so the bike  is very loud.
of course i wasn't thinking of this when i blasted past at scrape-me-up speeds. 

sorry about that. my bad

TIFU: I blasted past a dude in front of his girl without knowing.