Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i was in the shower when i got a mad boner thinking about stuff . you know the ones where you are filled with a massive amount of fuel and your balls want to burst and relieve you of the tension that has built up ? that one . i just wanted to fuck something right here right now !!  i went mad trying to find something to fuck and happened upon the laundry basket and without thinking about filth i made a fluffy makeshift pussy and let my biggest fantasy take control of my mind ...long story short ...i came and collapsed . it was then that  i saw the carnage my lust had wroth upon the laundry inventory . and there it was . the thing that made my journey so unexpectedly smooth . my sister's silk panties ....covered in shame ...the red hiding behind a faceless mask of wasted generations..i have a feeling they will not melt away .
shit fuck sister will go ballistic and probably think i'm a pervert

TIFU by ruining my sister's silk panties