Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: was having a conversation with a friend today in the library while we did some homework. we were discussing weekend plans while working.  

she goes on to tell me how she has plans to just sit at home and eat ice cream and watch netflix alone. "my life is really sad." 

for once in my life i thought i was witty when the thought came to my head. "that's the 3rd saddest thing i've herd today." and this played out perfectly. "what was the first?" my god this is perfect.

 "i herd a story about a girl who drowned trying to save a puppy."  her face went white. "what was the second?" 

"the puppy drowned too..."

she then starts to cry in the middle of the library. immediately regretting my decision, i try to find my way out of what i just said without sounding like a sadistic asshole.

i did my best to make her feel better, but she cried for about a good 3 minutes saying that i ruined her day by telling her that.

i don't make archer quotes anymore. especially if they haven't seen the show.

TiFU by quoting Archer.