Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened yesterday. let me start off by saying, i have had "somewhat" successful tindr dates, but this was by far the worst. it started off when i matched with her, and i didn't say anything. she made the first move and started talking to me. so we chatted for a bit, and she almost immediately gave me her number, and said she wanted to see me. i felt it was "too easy" but what the hell. i'm a college student, i'm not immune to easy girls. so she goes to the neighboring college by me, about a 30 minute drive. she said she wanted to take me out to a party, so i got in my car, and drove over. i meet up with her, i give a hug, we park the car, and start walking to this party. first off she obviously looked different from her pictures. she looked really good on those profile pictures, but she's obviously good at "taking the right angled pictures." [she was a bit over weight]. and i'm alright with that. it feels like your being lied to, but whatever... i'm in this new place, and i'm not going to just drive back, i'm not that big of a dick. so then the next annoying thing happens. i'm pretty talkative, and at least somewhat entertaining. but on our walk, she was incredibly boring, didn't try to talk, and was glued to her phone. so we walked in silence for a minute or so. then she found some dude that she was friends with, and he tagged along. and she starts talking with him, and now i feel like i'm third wheeling. i try to get myself into the conversation (i am her date after all), but obviously i am not important. whatever... at least we're going to a party, there will be beer, i can just get drunk. we get to the party, i get my beer, and things are seemingly fine. she's still glued to her fucking phone, and not giving me any conversation to work with, but at least i have a beer.

so i finish my first beer quickly as i have nothing else to do, and tell her, "hey i'll be right back, i'm going to get some more beer, you want some." (she still has basically a full glass) and she says no, so i walk over to the keg, get another beer, and start chatting with random people i don't know, as i'm starved for a conversation. i finish talking to some people, they give me another beer, and a shot, and i walk back to my date. she's still on her phone, and then she [without talking mind you] holds up her phone to my face. it's a text message, and it says "so and so is arrested, come help." she then says "i'm leaving, you probably shouldn't come."

so here i am. alone at a party. 30 minutes from my apartment, and all my friends. stuck at a party with random people, and my date just left. she then texts me and says, "i don't know what to tell you, but i'm also going to sleep at a friend's place." so now not only am i stuck at this party, but i now have nowhere to even sleep for the night. and to make matters worse the party ran out of beer, and the host starts pushing people out. what do i do? i had a couple of beers, i shouldn't drive home, but i'm completely lost. so now i'm aimlessly walking around this random campus, trying to walk off my slight buzz. i walk around for like 30 minutes, chug some water at a convenience store, and drive home.

i am very... very annoyed, and so i proceed to get really drunk with my friends back home. now that i'm drunk i think it would be a good idea to send an angry text, to vent some frustration. so i tell her that i had an awful time, and she should really be ashamed of how i was treated. (i realize her friend got arrested, but it's not like i can't at least come and help out. you don't just ditch a guy and hang him to dry. i realize i might not be as important as your friend, but that doesn't mean you should leave your date stranded in an area he's never been to). and so her friend texts back and says "you really fucked up man, this girl's a real catch (a 'dime' as he put it), and i've known her since elementary school, and you ruined something really good for you." now i'm no expert on women. but i think she's the exact opposite of a catch. so i realize this, decide not to get into some childish texting argument, say i'm sorry, apologize for the unwarranted text, and i'm not talking to her again.

so yeah... i'm going to stay off tindr for a while.

TIFU - Tindr Date