Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened this past weekend at my 30th birthday party.

a little context, i don't like to interact with people when i'm supremely fucked up. in college after drinking too much i'd go for a walk by myself or go to bed and lock the door. sometimes i'd outright leave a party without telling anybody and it always ended in a what was essentially a massive drunken game of hide and go seek. one time i passed out in my car in the winter, etc, etc.

i also have this belligerent friend who doesn't stop drinking 'til he's blackout and is terrible with the peer pressure. my group of friends kinda treat him like a natural disaster.

this friend was at my 30th and this is the first time i've really binge drank in awhile. we started early, with a bbq, so midnight rolls around and i'm 3 sheets to the wind. i decided it was time for bed, so i slipped upstairs without telling anybody and laid down in my bed, trying to keep my world from spinning. about 15 minutes later i hear a commotion downstairs, my belligerent friend's voice being most prominent. "where did that pussy go? he better not be in bed." commence manhunt. i hear my door open while i'm still in bed. it's not natural disaster guy. i hear my door shut, footsteps running down the stairs and another voice say "he's in his bed!" (it's also important to note i sleep naked.) knowing my time is limited i scramble for the only hiding spot in my bedroom, the closet, and plop my naked ass down in my dirty laundry hamper. i hear a parade of footsteps coming up the stairs and what seemingly was the entire party barged into my room to discover that i was not in fact in my bed. i assumed people would see me not there and continue their hunt elsewhere, but they were too clever for me. natural disaster friend goes hunting and busts the closet door open and the entire party sees me sitting there in my birthday suit.

tl ;dr: tried to go to bed drunk, was found in my closet naked.

TIFU by hiding in a closet naked