Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: So backstory, I try my best not too be malicious. Anyway, ever since I was a kid people have complained that I only do things when I get something out of it. When I was little I only behaved if I knew we were gonna go to McDonalds that night, I've only really opened up to girls when I see sex in the future, I go eat with friends because of the food, not the company, and basically drop out if I don't like the food.

I don't dislike anyone, I'm not trying to be a dick, but I've always had the instinct to only put in effort when there is something to gain. People have called me egotistical, but I never do anything to hurt anyone else.. I just only apply myself where there is a tangible benefit. Is this wrong, am I a complete asshole?

never doing anything with no reward attached