Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu while i was trying to pass a drug screen for a job application. 
unfortunately larger companies continue to drug test in a manner that unfairly punishes marijuana smokers (weed can stay in your system as long as 30 days, despite nit smoking recently, depending on previous usage; whereas harder drugs will leave your system sooner) and i was required to take a piss test. i did not have enough notice to attempt a cleanse of some sort or to at least stay clean for a few weeks so i asked a friend for some pure columbian, grade a, all natural and drug free urine. my friend kindly obliged yet as we had never done this before, our chosen method of transporting said piss proved to be less than adequate.
the urine started in a warmed thermos to maintain temperature en route to the facility. this worked fine, and upon arrival i transferred the pee to a ziploc sandwich bag that i could hide in my pants. i had tested this method earlier in the day, and one bag with an attached hand warmer proved enough to maintain the piss for a short time. for extra security, i double bagged my sample and stashed it in my crotch, just below my man purse. everything seemed a ok as i approached the building, and i didnt think twice about it as i signed in and began my wait. the wait was about 45 minutes, despite the place being empty. the first 30 minutes went by flawlessly, i even went to the bathroom once to inspect the package and ensure its safety. as i came out of the bathroom my friend returned and sat in the waiting room with me. 
after another 5 minutes we both began to notice an unusual odor, very musty and clearly of pissly origin. the foul stench emanated from beneath me, and before i had time to react, my name was called. as i stood i felt between my legs and realized in horror, that a small dinner plate sized circle of leaking urine had formed between my legs. an equally repulsive wet stain remained on my chair, right next to my shocked donor buddy. 
i hung my head in shame as i shambled towards the bathroom, attempting to hide my obvious "accident" from the attendant. as i entered the bathroom i realized i still had enough piss to salvage the test, if not my dignity. i used the remaining liquid gold to satisfy the cups demands, and awkwardly shuffled out, positioning myself to avoid showing off my wet ass. i even turned my pants around so as to better place the stain between my legs and up near my crotch, limiting its visibility. 
i have no clue if the doctors or attendants could see my mishap, and thankfully they were polite enough not to comment, however i and my now diminished pride will never forget, the day i pissed myself, and took the walk of shame through the doctors office. 
cheers to maybe still getting the job 😂

TIFU By Not Triple Bagging Piss