Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this literally happened tonight and i am male. i was at a friend's house for a christmas/end of school party and we had a "white elephant" gift exchange. this exchange included a multitude of sexual items such as condoms, sex dolls, and a dildo known as the "tower of inferno." this dildo was a lengthy 8 inches long and had a massive girth and was very flexible. 

fast forward to a couple hours later, when one of my friends arrives late to the party. i think it would be hilarious to hide behind a corner and slap him in the face with the "tower" as he was unaware it was a gift at the party. as he approached the corner, another friend got his cell phone ready to take video. my friend turned the corner, i swung the dildo towards his face, and completely missed. him weighing about 60 more pounds than me allowed him to pin me down to the couch and insert the dildo into my own mouth, all while being recorded. so, don't ever try to slap a giant with a dildo....

 

edit: anyone know how to get a video from and iphone onto the reddits?

edit2: currently working on getting the video uploaded to youtube! will report with more news! 

edit3: op delivered [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk_ed0diuf4)

edit4: woah! i shall sail the seas rich with me booty!

TIFU by trying to slap my friend with a dildo.