Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: shaved my junk. thought hey i use surgical spirits after i shave my face for that nice fresh tingly feeling and no rash. bet my balls will love it.  after basic filling the pocket of my hand with surgical spirits. i slathered my jewels in the stuff. after about 10 secs the feeling went from fresh to fucking red hot. sizzle your flesh fire. i started blowing my balls frantically whigh seemed to reduce the pain. so i thought. hair dryer on cold setting. screamed at my wife . move! as she was in the way, laughing hystericaly. ran to the bedroom and engaged the hair dyer. but like the embers of a fire. blowing it will initially make it feel cooler. however the raging heat is just building. and so when the heat built to white hot it returned full fucking force.  i screamed and ran back to the bathroom hurdling my wife who had collapsed with laughter. to do what i should have done it the first place and splash cold water on my balls. so at this point my wife and i are in tears but for different reasons.  so for about 5 mins i'm screaming fuck whilst splashing water on my balls until the pain subsides.  so this is kinda a lpt as well when your balls are burning dip don't blow

TIFU by dipping my freshly schorn scrotum in surgical spirits