Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i graduated from college in december (9 months ago) but still have a lot of friends in college. i spent the last 3 years in an unhealthy relationship that i feel held me back from partaking in a lot of typical college festivities, like drinking with friends. the relationship ended recently and i've been trying to compensate but feel kinda out of place sometimes with the younger kids (it took me a while to graduate, i'm 24 and a lot of these friends are 21 or even 20)...soooo the other day i turned to copious amounts of alcohol in an attempt to have fun and not feel so out of place. 

on friday, it was the cu vs csu game and i didn't have anything better to do so i decided to tailgate with some friends. i fucked up pretty badly though...didn't remember to eat and proceeded to pound 7 shots of whiskey and 2 beers over the course of 3 hours. 

apparently i collapsed and vomited in front of a police officer, who forced me to take an ambulance to the hospital for alcohol poisoning....i woke up a few hours later completely disoriented only to be reminded by my friends how expensive the amublance and hospital bill would be. i'm pretty broke and i'm so mad at myself for fucking up. i have no idea exactly how much it will be....but it was so fucking stupid. needless to say i won't be taking shots for a long time, will always eat before i drink, and there are clearly better things to do. 

i know it depends on a lot of things like insurance coverage but does anybody have any idea how long it will take for the bill to arrive or a rough estimate of how much it cost? it was 3.9 miles and i was in the hospital for 3 hours.....such a costly fucking stupid irresponsible fuck up

TIFU by blacking out and being forced to use an ambulance