Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: contrary to what usually goes on in this subreddit, this actually just happened a few minutes ago in my dormitory. i'm a college freshman with a fair amount of hispanic ancestry, namely from argentina and colombia, but no one can tell by looking at me, because, quite frankly, i'm pale as printer paper and really blonde with light eyes. unless you saw me standing next to olive-skinned, dark-haired mother and could compare facial structures, you'd have absolutely no idea that i had any sort of hispanic heritage.

anyway, leading into my fuckup...there's a social justice warrior on my floor, this girl who's very much white (as in not white-passing like i am, but quite literally a caucasian woman) and probably lives on tumblr whenever she's not policing the whole damned floor. she's constantly lecturing everyone on what they can and can't say because of whatever race/gender/sexuality/etc that they are, which i'd respect a lot more if she wasn't such a giant shit about it with absolutely no chill.

well, let me say i fucked up today by walking past her room talking to a friend on the phone, and she heard a word that she did not like. my friend had commented that i looked "really pale like a ghost" in my profile picture on facebook, and my joking response was, "yeah, i look like a gringa or something." a gringa being a white woman living in latin american countries who doesn't really speak the language, if you aren't familiar with the phrase.

enter sjw, who seemed to have been listening from her open doorway. when the sjw hears something she doesn't like, she pounces like some yappy cougar from the depths of hell. she ran after me, flagged me down, and started chastising me for using the word "gringa" because it was "detrimental to the white immigrants of mexico city and other areas who felt deeply oppressed" and how it was "oppressive to the white peoples of latin america", because she doesn't have a damned clue about my heritage or really a clue about colonialism in south and central america and how badly white people treated my ancestors, but i digress.

 she literally follows me all the way down the hall telling me this shit while i'm on the phone with my friend. i'm trying to hold onto this conversation with my friend while sjw is going on and on and on seemingly endlessly about irish people who immigrated to mexico.

at that point i'd had it and just shouted "shut the fuck up! who are you to say any of this?" friend was offended, thinking i was talking about her, and hung up, sjw decided to report me to the ra for "malicious behavior", and it looks like i'm going to be having a meeting later this afternoon with the ra about my supposed insensitivity. thanks a ton, sjw.

 

**update:** so i spoke with my ra. it was really uneventful. he basically just asked if i said something that was harmful, and i said no, explaining the way the word "gringo" is generally used. had a chat about the weather, and he let me go. i guess this has happened to other people with this girl; for example, a gay boy calling himself queer, a black girl using the n-word, things that those people can legitimately say about themselves. so pretty much i'm off the hook because this girl does that to pretty much everyone because they're "oppressing themselves" or whatever. i guess i can understand her train of thought, but her good intentions lead to bad actions and everyone gets pretty incensed. either way, fun experience. /s 

**update pt. 2:** i got a few pms where people wanted to know what my full heritage is. i'm argentinian and colombian (from my mom) and german and austrian (from my dad). i live in the united states. i have grown up largely with a mix of argentinian and colombian culture, and i don't identify very strongly as a white american when i don't have much in common with the other pale people around me.

TIFU by looking white