Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: like most tifus this happened on valentine's day.
my boyfriend, let's call him austin, works out of town quite a bit. unfortunately he had to leave at 4am the day after valentine's day. i knew that he didn't want to leave me for 2 weeks and hated going out of town so i thought, what better gift than a big old bottle of wild turkey 101. for those that aren't familiar with it, it will fuck you up. so we're  getting home from a romantic dinner where he presents me with a lovely pandora bracelet and he starts drinking straight out of the bottle!  he tells me he's only going to have 4-5 shots and drinks half the bottle. que very drunk, emotional boyfriend. finally he flops on the bed for  our last night together.  we get into the "optimal sleeping positions" aka spooning and he is knocked out. i start dozing off when i hear what sounds like a waterfall.....and feel my leg getting warm and wet. my boyfriend (now ex, nothing to do with this incident) pissed on me. never again will i be buying him whiskey. the humorous part is that he would always tease me by saying he wanted to pee on me.

TIFU by getting my bf a bottle of whiskey.