Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am visiting a girl i met last year this weekend at a big 10 school - let's call her melissa. she is a really sexy, curvy blonde girl and we got pretty freaky when we first met. anyhow, fast-forward almost a year to yesterday and i am at her house (where i am planning on staying) drinking with her and all her girlfriends. 

we're all starting to party pretty hard and she asks me in front of her least attractive friend (dammit) if i would be open to a threesome. if melissa is a 9, her friend is a 4. but they both seem eager, and it would have been super awkward to say no right in front of the 4, so i just kind of shrugged like "sure, let's go for it." 

30 minutes later everyone leaves the house except for us three, and sexy time begins. it was pretty awesome, but it kind of ends up going on for too long because i am drunk / did a couple lines. some time later, i am fucking the 4, and "melissa" leaves the room. i guess i didn't notice it at the time. keep in mind, i really only wanted to fuck "melissa" but i was prompted / encouraged by melissa to fuck the 4 repeatedly and i complied.

a few minutes later, the door flies open, and two of melissa's roommates are there, screaming at both of us to "get the fuck out of our house". in the confusion, the 4 leaves before me, and i am stranded on the streets w blue balls at 3am. melissa is not answering my texts or calls and her other sexy friends hate my guts.

TIFU by having a threesome