Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this is my first time posting here..

welp, it didn't happen today... but, i'm guessing here, somewhere mid october.. probably.

anyways, having a skateboard on a campus which has really fine.. hills.. can lead to some disastors. it happend on a saturday or sunday, not sure which, as, well, ya know, memories they just sort of blend together and and then you can't recall the specific date things took place.

the first dumb thing i did, was not wearing a helmet, instead i was wearing my fave hat. but don't worry, no harm came to that. 

the second dumb thing i did, was drinking a monster, while riding my board.

the third and final dumb thing i did, was attempt to go down this hill while riding my skateboard, without a helmet, and drinking a monster.

 so this incident occurs outside of the campuses med center, as there is this really nice hill. i was going pretty fast, and my board was starting to wobble. now.. the thing was, i jump off my board! i'm running for a bit, still holding my monster, then fall, throwing my monster can away and catching my self with my hands and one side. now i don't feel the pain at first, but when inspecting the damage, i had a nice like road burn type scratch on the upper right side of like, my crotch area, but on my hip. i had two identical scrape like things, one on the side of my upper hip, but below my tummy, and the other on my elbow, i had another scratch also on my elbow. 

now being on the weekend i wasn't able to go there as they were closed, so i just braved it and limped myself back to my dorm room, and soon afterwords, i went to the campus store and bought some bandaids and neosporin. after like, a few months the wounds healed, the scrape on my upper side hip has a scar. of course, there was a hole in the crotch of my pants and my pair of gloves, which, praise the lord, i was wearing when i fell, becuase those suckers, gained a hole in them.

looking back on it now, i probably could have easily sustained a head wound, or been knocked out. after that incident i never really could ride my skateboard the same. 

 

edit: changed tl;dr

TIFU by Skateboarding down a steep hill..