Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, ive seen online a number of times where someone makes cheesy toast using a toaster. i decided to try it myself. was going splendidly and as i reached for the plate i heard the familiar sound of my toast being discharged. it is then that i learned three things:
1. without gravity to regulate propulsion, your toast will be ejected at a high rate of speed.
2. upon seeing your toasted-cheese-success leave the counter and become airborne, your innate desire to protect loved ones and precious resources (again, toast) will cause you to dive in a rescue attempt. 
3. you will indeed burn your hand as just like its buttered counterpart, cheesy toast falls cheesy side down.
10/10 will try again.

TIFU by making cheesy toast.