Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened a couple of weeks ago, i am finally writing about it now because the story finally has an ending. so my daughter is obsessed with horses, like frighteningly obsessed. everything has to be horse related no matter what. well my wife got her a barbie movie where barbie and her sisters go to a horse riding school in alps. it is a fantastic film, i highly recommend it especially for the bonus music video it comes with called "everybody needs a ken..." anyway in this movie they do horse jumping so my daughter thought she needed to jump too.

she could have jumped over anything but nope i had to be the hurdle. well at first she is just jumping over my shins and so i think that is all that is going to happen and i pull out my phone to check reddit. as soon as i wasn't paying attention and my guard went down she decided to up the difficulty of hurtle to over my waist.

the next thing i know i feel like i am going to puke and my nuts feel like they got curb stomped. i am borderline hyperventilating and i am letting out silent screams. i look over and my daughter is lining up for another go around. i hurry and army crawl to the couch and gradually regain my breath. eventually the pain starts to subside but my left nut still was hurting.

the next day when i woke up i felt something weird between my legs and slide my shorts down to look. my left ball is swollen up to just under twice the size of a golf ball. i start freaking out and show my wife. we decide that the best thing to call our family doctor. she can't get me in immediately so i spend the next few days walking around feeling like i am smuggling a cutie orange in my pants.

i finally see the doctor and she tells me its probably a hydrocele, where fluid gathers around the testicle. she wanted me to get a ultrasound to make sure it wasn't something worse. i go to the hospital the next day to get my ball scanned for thirty minutes. it seemed a little excessive but whatever, i needed answers, plus the gel was warm so it was all that bad. 

a couple of days later my doc called and said that the ultrasound confirmed that it was a hydorcele. i then asked how it was treated, because i didn't want to feel like i was packing an extra ball anymore. she told me there wasn't a treatment. you just have to wait for the body to reabsorb the fluid. unless its causing pain, then they would drain the fluid, however they don't like doing that because it is a infection risk.

so today i am still carry an abnormally large left ball not knowing how long it will take to go away.

TIFU By letting my daughter use me as a hurdle.