Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this (as you will see) did not happen today but a while ago. 
so at age 17 i was down on my luck, couldn't find the definition of self esteem in the dictionary and couldn't hold a conversation with someone without feeling intimidated by their success and my, lack of failures or successes. i was stagnant. so imagine my surprise when the most beautiful girl i'd ever seen saunters into my life vis a vis my new sister in laws younger cousin. i found this pic as a frame of reference http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/katherine_mcnamara_2014_%28cropped%29.jpg/340px-katherine_mcnamara_2014_%28cropped%29.jpg 
she's actually close to a carbon copy of her. anyways, my dumbass decides i don't give a shit about family ties and i start pursuing said extended family member. surprisingly she was quite friendly and we really hit it off and actually became actual best friends. this is when my nightmare began. so it turns out that the guys in my neighbourhood weren't blind and due to some common after school community program were very aware of my crush and how hot she was, seething however that she'd turn her nose up at them and not acknowledge them. so imagine their indignation when this goat faced loser is suddenly getting in deeper and deeper with her. i'm actually talking to the point that these guys were stalking her and me trying to plan elaborate types of revenge against her and myself. these included prank calling and harassing her at all times of the day and night, beating the shit out of me in the school locker room when the lights turned off so i couldn't identify my attackers, and pushing me down a flight of stairs. 
now you gotta remember, my self esteem don't amount to a hill of beans at this point so i'm willing to take everything and the kitchen sink to be able to talk to this girl. here's where i fuck up again. on my 18th birthday i decide that as a right of passage to adulthood, i'm gonna tell this girl how i feel! over instant messenger.... with my friend coaching me..... yeeahhhhhh
so of course the response is a soft no with encouragement that i'm still extremely important to her.  so naturally the anxiety of telling her this caused me to come down with a fever which took me about a month to recover from. anyway i get over it, but i'm still putting up with harassing calls from keyboard warriors and people who refused to actually identify themselves in the light of day. around a month later she does a 180 and says "i love you". if you were in the room you would have seen my head spinning on a swivel like i was in a road runner cartoon. i was so excited. she didn't like me guys, she loved me! finally everything i had gone through was worth it! all that pain and torture and harassment! after a year and a half of dreaming and wishing (take it as a lifetime) i got my dream girl! 
the relationship lasted 3 weeks. she got bored with me real quick, told me she still had feelings for her ex and suddenly didn't care if i was in her life or not. so now here i am, alone, depressed, and still getting harassed by her admirers. so a few months later one these trolls messages me and taunts me so i tell him to fuck off. and i tell him that i hope he gets with my ex because she turned out to be a terrible person and they deserved each other. and cue the revenge of the sith. my ex returns in grand fashion. taunting me and saying how disappointed she was that i wasn't acting like an adult. (this dweeb had sent her a copy of what i had said). so now i have my ex, her friends, her admirers, and everyone of my sister in laws family under the age of 25 gunning for my head on a stick for being mean to her. my sister in law surprisingly was a huge rock in supporting me through all this and trying to stay amicable with both sides. unfortunately now it's been a couple of years and im still getting some emails  and prank calls (no ladies and gentlemen, not from her admirers, but from my ex girlfriend and her family who consider me a monster for saying mean things about her) and am so viciously scarred from my first relationship that i'm actually terrified at the idea of being friends with a girl again, let alone getting into a relationship with anyone. ever.

TIFU by letting the F5 Hurricane known as my ex girlfriend into my life.