Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: even though this happened yesterday, i was still too shocked and in pain to write it. so here it goes:
i went to my friend’s bday party. it was pretty great until the grown-ups got us teens to throw wood into the fire that they made. soon, the pieces of wood got too big to throw in and this drunk guy there took me to the side and asked, “you eva a da woo?” i shook my head no, barely able to understand him. so he grabbed an axe and told me to cut through the wood. i didn’t know what to do so i raised the axe and struck down on the wood. i was pretty proud of myself. until, i felt a stinging pain in my foot.

i would like to point out i have haemophobia (the fear of blood), and as i looked at my foot, blood gushed out all over the place. i calmly looked up and shouted, “i think i’m bleeding!” and in a flash nikki (my friend’s mom) and the drunk guy rushed me into the house, where i began to get hot, dizzy, shaky, screamy... basically i had a panic attack. nikki looked at me and said, “you might have to get stitches!!” i began screaming and begging (i have blood-injury-injection phobia: fear of injuries) not to get them. but then my step dad and a nurse from the party said it wasn’t severe enough to get stitches. 

so nikki began cleaning my cut, which was pretty deep, and making it die by putting anti-bacterial shit in it. finally she tapped it together and my mom though it was time to go home. i cried like a little bitch the whole way home. 

it still hurts like a bitch and i’m walking like a retarded hobbit. moral of the story: don’t let a drunk mexican talk you into cutting wood while you’re wearing flip flops  -_- .... and don't think you're slick.

TIFU By Thinking I Could Chop Wood