Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i already feel horrible. we got drunk, smoked a little, and we flirted a whole lot. we made out at the bar and joked about if we were dating. i'm trying to hook her up with my good friend. they're both interested in each other. but i went out with the friend and we just get hammered and it's crazy sexual tension. and my current relationship is long distance and kind of open. like, sex with friends is more casual and we indulge something's, whereas with each other it's more meaningful/special. like, we've talked about the situation already. i'm a queer lady btw.

but i feel like all around garbage. i feel guilty about drunkenly fucking a friend who my best friend's really into. though it was consensual, we were both drunk and it just sort of happened. i feel awful for having to keep it a secret. i haven't told anyone other than my gf and i dont plan on telling anyone  else. 


god. i am such a shit lord, the sex wasn't even good. the girl is really hot, supposedly experienced lesbian, but doesn't know nearly anything. i did most of the work, i guess why it didn't really feel like anything actually happened? it wasn't super enjoyable to be honest. 

 i did a hungover, but mostly still hella drunk, walk of shame in the morning. got stopped by a cop as i stumbled up the road, and managed to puke three or four times along the way. oh and i lost my phone in the bar. 

i guess that's how being sleazy is supposed to feel..

TIFU by getting drunk and having sex with my best friend's almost girlfriend, while in a long distance relationship myself.