Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: (edit: title should say *vomiting)
so today i'm on the phone as i walk into my bedroom. i see my dog sitting on my bed, which is pretty normal, as she likes to watch people come and go on the street through the window. as i get closer, i notice that shes gagging. i don't want her to vomit on my bed, so i move quickly. being a small dog, i'm able lift her up and turn to move her out of the room. 
big mistake.
as i swiftly turn toward the door, she lets loose, sending a shower of dog vomit all over the room. my bed, chair, open backpack, and laptop were all covered in it. the dog is fine (apparently she had eaten some "fancy" dog food that didn't agree with her) but i don't think my backpack will ever be fully clean.

TIFU by trying to stop my dog from vomit (NSFW)