Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: didn't happen today, but three weeks ago.

so, i just got back from a college orientation and sat down in the living room. i haven't seen my two dogs in a couple of days, so they were ecstatic to see me. the little one jumped on my lap, i petted him and he began to scratch his side. well, that was my conclusion.

that little ho jizzed all down my new dress that i just got that day.
let's say that he doesn't get on my lap anymore.

TIFU by Petting my Dog