Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so today was any other ordinary day, i had just typed an essay around 1.6k worth of words. so i decided to take it to my flash drive to do the rest on the school's desktop. 
there was a friend who walked by and we started talking and we were having conversations like we always do. she knows i have a lot more work to do but we can’t help it when we start talking. which i’m fine with. i don’t really mind. when she left, i was already writing around 2.8k-ish and as she left giving me her blessing to do asap.
i swivelled to her direction and i kneed something really hard. it didn’t notice it since i was still waving goodbye. back to my work. now i was about to type and my work is suddenly gone. and i’m like. wtf. so i look down and i saw that i had kneed my flash drive so hard it may have snapped. 
the flash drive in question was a cruzer orbit 32gb flash drive. and there is no "head" per se, as the board is literally half the head so yeah. my essays and everything i needed was kneed away.

edit: to put a picture in. 
https://imgur.com/a/vzzrl

the black part at the bottom right is the main component. and the rest are just.. the body. and yeah that's not a hairline crack. it's broken down the middle.

 
kneed my flash drive
important data lost. 
probably forever

TIFU while being clumsy and accidentally kneeing my USB flashdrive with my work on it.