Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today, i hung out my friends, taco and sirenktank (made-up names), at my house. at the end of the day, sirenktank left, and as he opened the door to leave, a mosquito entered the house.
because i didn't want to have nightmares about that single *massive* mosquito, i enlisted the help of taco to eliminate the pest.

first, we gathered our weapons... taco armed himself with a compressed air sprayer (the type to clean keyboards), and i equipped myself with two wadded paper towels because i was too much of a wimp to squish the mosquito with my bare hands.

then, we found our target.
it was located above a painting in my house, attached to the wall.
taco and i slowly approached the demon, apprehensive of a possible enemy ambush despite having an advantage in numbers.

i whispered to taco in a quiet voice, "okay, i'm gonna grab it on 3. if i screw up, blow it away with the air can."

**1**

**2**

**3**

with the speed of a mantis shrimp, i went to smush the mosquito.
**"i did it!!"**
the mosquito was in my towel-covered hands, lifeless.
**kill confirmed**

thus, taco and i went to enjoy the spoils of war.
my family has a long time tradition of peeing on any insects that happen to encroach our *territory*.

spider on the couch? -> gold shower

ant on the kitchen counter? -> yellow rainbow

i asked taco, "would you like to do the honors first?" he declined politely like a true gentleman. 

giddy with glee, i entered the bathroom and dropped the mosquito from the paper towel into its porcelain sepulcher. i slowly unbuckled my belt, relishing this moment of splendor.

but then, it started twitching.
and then, it flew out.

like any other teenager in the world who was about to piss on a mosquito for fun, i screamed and shouted, "holy shit it's alive!!! taco, it didn't die!!"

i quickly opened the bathroom door, shutting it behind me as fast as possible. this time, taco and i could not take *any* chances.

we brought out the big guns, **windex**.
that stuff kills, like, everything.

we huddled outside the bathroom door, taco pressed against my back. we were gonna breach this room and finish off the mosquito.

we burst into the the bathroom and slammed the door shut so that our enemy couldn't escape. we looked around in the tight space, looking for our camouflaged enemy. taco put on the hood of his sweatshirt for extra protection. i spotted the mosquito on the counter.

i yelling out in a loud voice, "taco, it's over there!" i sprayed windex onto the target, liter after liter after gallons and gallons. making sure it would die, i spared it no mercy.

it fell into the sink. taco knew what to do. he sprayed the mosquito with the air can into the drainage hole. immediately, i turned on the hot water so that it would fall to its death.

we were relieved that the menace was finally conquered, and we celebrated with an enthusiastic high five. but then i realized, my parents were trying to sleep....
**trying**

we made too much noise and so our night of fun was riped. tifu

TIFU by underestimating a mosquito