Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i connected with a girl on tinder visiting the states from france - staying with her dad for a visit near where i live - and hoping to move soon. we decided to hook up.

she came over and i accidentally came in her eye. 

from the porn i've seen, some people do this intentionally so i didn't think anything of it at first - until she started literally screaming and cursing in french.

i laughed a bit out of nervousness which didn't help things. she continued screaming more than i've ever heard as she tried to wash her eyes out with water. turns out she had a contact in, and didn't have any extras. so, she didn't want to take it out. 

her eye got redder and the pain didn't subside - so after 30 minutes she went ahead and took out the contact. her eye looked rough - red and crazy. i started to worry that maybe i blinded this girl.

she stormed out - texted me later that she had to tell her dad that she got dirt in her eye on the subway and he took her to the er. everything worked out but i'm never going to see her again.

TIFU by getting ejaculate on a contact-lensed eyeball. [NSFW]