Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had to make a throwaway for this one. this happened last night... im late 20s straight male. i didn't see my dad for a few years due to a nasty divorce my parents went through. this year to make things better between us he invited me to his place for dinner. i live away from his town so got in friday night and settled in. saturday morning my dad told me he is busy with some stuff and will be back in the evening to make dinner. 

i dont have my own place at the moment so any chance i can get in a comfortable place, i seem to get horny when im left alone. as much as i wanted to spend my time working, one thing led to another and i found myself browsing porn and procrastinating. ive seen many porn videos where guys get pleasured and have orgasms through anal stimulation. im a very open minded guy so i thought i would try to see if i can get anywhere with this. 

looking around in the house to find something i can shove in my ass to see how it feels. nothing seems to be around. everything is too sharp. so i go to the fridge. right away i see tiny cucumbers and tomatoes my dad picked up at an organic food store. its my first time so i dont want grocery store size cucumbers, i know it will be painful. these guys seemed perfect. i grabbed one of each vegetable and went back to the couch. at first they were too cold so i had to run hot water on them to get them to feel normal. then i lubed up the vegetables and started watching porn and having cucumber naughty time. at first it felt strange but slowly i got into it. i have read that things can get lost in your anus if you are not careful. so i was alittle worried. i switched to the tiny tomato, it felt good but was too scared to lose it in the maze. the horror of being caught or losing a vegetable plus the excitement of finding out i like vegetable butt stuff, led to a huge orgasm and a smile. now the moment of regret plus dirty vegetables. im not sure at this point what to do with the veggies. i leave them on the kitchen counter and run back to cleanup my mess. by now its almost dinner time and as i rush back and forth to get clothes on, my father gets home. to my horror i remember that the veggies are still on the counter!! he is apologizing for running late and all i can think is butt tomato. keep in mind my dad is a very organic eating, no food wasting, type of guy. before i knew what to do, he was preparing food in the kitchen. i tried to go and help, as i was sneaking the veggies to the garbage can he stopped me and said dont waste a good tomato! i said it felt like these were bad. he grabbed it and looked at it, said nope they are good to me, he then proceeded to chop them up in the salad. i have no words. just no words. i did not have salad last night. but my dad did. i feel horrible and need a new life. he wasnt a good dad and i was happy i got some revenge unintentionally, but i hop he will be ok because i will not. 



td;dr: got involved in a series of events that led to my dad having ass salad at thanksgiving dinner.

TIFU by going to my dad's for thanksgiving dinner.