Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this story doesn't really start today, but it finishes quite recently, so here it goes:

so being the horrible son that i am, slightly more than half a year ago, my dad gives me $2000 so i can store it in the bank, which i don't because i am too lazy. instead i put it in an envelope which hides in the wardrobe (or whatever is called) along with other things like my condoms and whatnot. all buried underneath my clothes from the sight of everyday ordinary human beings. or so i thought.

since i live with my aunt, one day she decides to go overseas for longterm work and decides to sell the house. thus the house has to be remodeled. thus workers have to come in to put the house upside down, including my room.

fast forward about a month later when i have to move out soon and start packing, and i panic in my own very subtle way. not that it matters.

i cannot find the fucking $2000.

i search my wardrobe again, but it's hopeless. no sign of the envelope.

it just so happens that that very same day my aunt's coworker was helping her to pack too, and had brought her two very pretty 11-13 year old daughters with her to help too.

being the hermit that i am, i don't bother talking to anyone at all, but since i was in a crisis, i tell my aunt my problem, and instantly she suggest we all look for the envelope, including her coworker... and her two daughters who according to her are "very good at finding things".

i did not dare say "no" for i couldn't find a reason to give other than there were some innapropiate stuff in the room, so i couldn't help but to let them all in by shuting my mouth and praying in my mind the worst case scenario i was imagining doesn't happen.

aunt, coworker, daughther 1 and daughter 2 make it into the room and start searching. aunt goes left, coworker go right, and daughter 1 and 2 go straight, into the wardrobe.

"oh my god. these 12 year old girls are going into my motherfucking wardrobe and dismantle every dirty secret i have!" i tell myself in my mind. worst fucking case scenario.

at some point i saw them handle the box of condoms, but no envelope at all. after the ~~raid~~ inspection was over, i couldn't look at anyone in the eyes, much less these two girls.

god knows what stories they've been telling around.

so that's that.

super fast-forward to last week. my dad sends me an email asking me about my 2-3 year old tablet that i stopped using about 1 year ago.

i cannot find it either.

fml.

 

edit: grammar and better writing in general.

TIFU twice by losing $2000. Wait, no, make it three times.