Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened last month, but here we go. i am a cook in a restaurant that serves a lot of southwestern type dishes, so we use lots of  fresh jalapeno, serrano, and habanero peppers. a lot of the time i use gloves when handling habaneros but this day i didn't as i was in a rush and didn't feel like putting them on. big mistake. so as i was preparing the meal i felt the itch that any of you that ever had hemorrhoids knows all too well. so i scratched the itch and immediately realized what i had just done. 10 seconds or so later, my ass was burning like a motherfucker and i was in serious pain for the next few minutes. needless to say i have worn gloves every day since then. i can laugh about it now, but believe me i didn't think it was funny at the time.

TIFU by scratching my hemorrhoids after handling habanero peppers.