Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened a few months ago during the summer. it was summer orientation and me being the incoming freshman did not know a thing about college dining halls and how detrimental it can be to your colon/anus. after a long days worth of trekking my new college in blistering hot weather i was ready to eat a cow. as i entered the dining hall i knew the moment i laid eyes on the food i made a fatal mistake by eating everything in sight. i went to visit every corner of the world; the mexican food enthralled my taste buds, the mongolian food conquered my satisfaction, the american food pushed everything over the edge, you get the picture.. after eating for what seemed like ages i went back to my dorm and began to relax. but lo and behold the girl in my orientation group that i thought was cute texted me and asked for me to come over to her room since she was living alone in a triple. hear i thought "damn getting laid in college is easy." but to my disappointment she just needed help on her summer homework...
i end up helping her throughout the night and as soon as we were about to finish another girl pops into the room and begins to socialize. it got even later into the night and we all decided to sleep in the room so i slept on the lofted bed and they slept on the bottom bunk.
a few hours later i wake up with a stomach cramp but decide to sleep on it and pray that it goes away by the time i wake up again. my douchebag of a stomach decided to worsen the pain to the point where i desperately needed to go to the bathroom. seeing as it was my first time ever sleeping on a lofted bed i thought jumping off of it was a good idea (keep in mind the drop was about 6 feet). as i stealthily jumped off the bed the king of all royal farts accidentally pursued as i landed right in front of the girls sleeping on the bottom bunk. this fart wasn't a 2 second quickie. it was like the note held at the end of a concert; it slowly built up to a crescendo then died out. i looked in horror as the girl i liked woke up in a confused daze. she asked what that noise was and i told her she must've still been dreaming and told her to go back to sleep. as i reassessed the situation i was in it was more dire than i thought. that fart of the century was also ensued by yesterday's gorgings. i cringed in horror as i had to waddle the walk of shame from the from the girl's hall to the guy's hall to get to the bathroom. as i began my trek diarrhea slowly started leaking out and dripping down my shorts. i don't know whether i made a trail or not but i dared not to look and ran my ass off with slurries of shit flying off my leg. the moment i reached the toilet i let out the most glorious of all shits. i barely had time to wash off the residue on my leg so i just wiped it off and threw away my boxers and kept my shit ridden shorts in a plastic bag underneath my bed. the first day of college and this had to happen to me.. i dun fucked up

TIFU by eating everything I can