Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: not today but...

two weeks ago i went to a 3 day festival, a regional burning man event. fast forward to the day after the festy i went to a party at a friend's house and got extremely drunk. as soon as i came home, i passed out. 

i woke up a few hours later with the  very strong urge to take a piss. when i woke up, i woke up in a half-dream state and i thought i was still camping and i was in the tent. it was dark as fuck in my room. in my half-asleep and possibly still drunk haze, i then got out of bed, and started feeling around for the tent flaps. i eventually found the "tent flaps" but then tried to feel around for open space so i can find a nice spot to release my urine. couldn't find it, but i thought "well, i'm outside of the tent, i'll just piss directly out of it." and i started taking a leak. 

about 3 seconds into my stream, i then came to my senses. "wait, i'm no longer at the festival. i'm at home... and in my closet" and then stopped pissing and then found the restroom. my closet floor was pretty wet but i didn't fuck it up as bad as i thought.

it was embarrassing as fuck even though i'm the only one that knows about it, and now internet strangers do too.

TIFU by pissing in my closet thinking I was outside of a tent