Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i'm applying for a second job, i have already held the position at this company but they were just bought out and the parent company requires reapplication and urine samples. i need this job, so i'm down. i took the morning off from my 8-5 to get this bullshit done. the place doesn't open until 9 so i'm not just going to be able to get up and piss. but whatever, i drink a bunch of water and apparently cranberry juice sounded like a good idea. i get there and i'm sitting in the lobby and realize i have to take a world class shit. ohhhh fuck. i hold it, get my name called and think that maybe i can just pee and be fine. of course i can't pee, the shit is too on the brink. i'm taking forever and the lady is knocking on the door, so i zip up and tell her i need to go #2. she's like, "damn just do it and bring me the pee. you can flush it too" (usually they are weird about it). fuck yeah. so i unleash this crazy dump while holding the pee cup under my dick, the whole poo goes.....but no pee. i panic now and start to flush....clogged. i stay in there for another 15 or so minutes trying to pee but end up just telling the attendant. the whole room was filled with stank. she was not happy. worst part is i can't just bail, i have to wait an hour before my second attempt. i'm typing this from the lobby and i'm pretty sure they have closed off that bathroom. i can see her glaring at me. i just called my boss and she is not happy about an extra hour off work.

TIFU by taking a huge dump