Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened a few hours ago.  
i went to my favorite hardware store to stock up on live plants for my bearded dragons terrarium, because he'd dug up and destroyed all the previous plants (again.)  
so i'm browsing the succulents and see one that i like, and i reach into the display to lift it out and that's when i fuck up.  
while reaching into the display to dislodge the plant, the back of my hand brushes against another flowerpot and knocks it down.  
without even looking, my left hand shoots out to grab it, and then my whole being explodes into pain as my hand closes around a small and very spiky cactus, which covered my fingers in hundreds of brittle, tiny spines, none of which thicker than a hair.  
i started pulling out as many as i could, tried glue and tape to get some more out, but a lot of them broke off in my skin and i guess i'll now have to wait until my body gets rid of them on its own... guess you might see me again on /r/popping in a few weeks or so :(  

 

ps: but at least my bearded dragon likes the new [greenery](https://imgur.com/gallery/giri0), so i got that going for me, which is nice.

TIFU by having good reflexes