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Input: I am fairly new to Reddit and don't really know all the unofficial rules but here's an obligatory "I'm on mobile sorry for the formatting" warning.

Some mildly important info - I do not have a driver's license, never driven above 20 mph and I only did that on well lit, still days last summer, I haven't driven or touched a wheel since then. This morning was very dark and drizzly where I live and only one windshield wiper works, the driver's side. 

My sister asked me to grab the wheel. This isn't super uncommon but as I said, I couldn't see out of my side, I've never driven in the dark, the lines were worn down on the road and hard to see, and to top it off I still haven't driven since last year. I said okay (I couldn't really say no considering she took her hands of the wheel) but I swerved a little bit and didn't go in a straight line. She snapped at me and took the wheel for a sec and then gave it back, this had never happened for more than 6-7 seconds, so I wasn't doing to well and couldn't see what she was doing. 

You want to know what she was doing you say?!? Well, she was changing her bra in the car and getting an inexperienced shitty driver to steer while she fixed a strap. I know from experience that a bra strap can be uncomfortable but I could've crashed the car!

We get to a red light and she STILL fiddles with her bra and it turns green. I look back and see a car coming towards us kinda fast so I yell her name. This is apparently the last straw and she starts yelling at me. I usually wouldn't mind but she looked away from the road to do this. It takes a lot to get me angry but she has been sooooo fucking bitchy to me this last week. 

I told her to please put her eyes back onto the road. I also told her while we were talking about her driving that she needs to stop texting and driving. A while ago we almost got in a wreck because she ran a red light due to texting. But she still fucking does it and I can't stop her. 

Her retort was so dumb I don't think it even counts as a comeback, she told me, that listening to a podcast, (something I do a lot in my free time) would be the same thing as texting and driving. So when I finally get my license I'd listen to podcasts, which is apparently the same as texting and driving, and I need to stop being a hypocrite.

I will fully admit I act like a know it all. I know a lot of really random things. She told me that Im the smartest person in the whole god damn world and I of course know everything. I told her that I'm not the smartest person in the world but I was the smartest person in the car.

(Then everyone in the entire parking lot stood up and clapped)

I am damn proud of that comeback. After that lovely comment she told me she wouldn't drive me home (I ride the bus home a lot) and I'm gonna regret this. I don't regret this, she needed to hear how dangerous this was, but am I the asshole here?

getting onto my sister's bad driving