Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened like maybe ten minutes ago. i'm home alone, just doing my usual home alone thing. watching random youtube videos, playing random games in my steam library, and of course, torrenting porn. 

now, i like to sit down on my couch while i masturbate. in doing so i use some toilet paper to jack it into. that way i don't leave a mess everywhere and it tends to add a nice texture to the peen.

so i'm going at it and i decide to lean my screen back and stand over this bitch. i don't know about anyone else, but when i don't clear the pipes for a couple days, it tends to rocket out of me with the force of a thousand suns. 

thus, whilst i'm standing over my laptop cumming wildly, i don't notice that my bodily fluids are shooting through the top of the toilet paper on the end of my dick. so now i'm stuck mid explosion trying to stop but not really but it's just falling everywhere.

so for the time being i can't turn sticky keys off.

TIFU by jizzing on my laptop