Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: literally just happened less than 15 minutes ago.
i decided to fry some breaded pork chops in my cast iron skillet. i get the oil to a nice hot 375 degrees and place my pork chops one at a time into the oil.

here's the laziness part of my fuck up: i go into my utensil drawer and there's only one clean fork left in there. i probably should have just gone into my dishwasher and cleaned a second fork for dining and used one for cooking, but like i said i was being lazy.

so, i cook the first pork chop to satisfaction and take it out of the oil. i am also hungry and start cutting open the pork chop after i put the second on in the oil. after flipping the second chop (using aforementioned only fork) i go back to my already cut up chop, and immediately take a piece to bite. of course, i didn't consider waiting a minute or so for the fork which i was just swishing around in the hot oil to cool down.

i now have a fork shaped second degree burn in the corner of my mouth and on my lips; but damn are these pork chops tasty.

TIFU by burning my mouth because I was lazy and impatient.