Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: last night she fell asleep on the couch with her legs across my lap, i've always been in love with her so this was hard for me. as the night got later and i was still there and getting sleepier and less rational i reached down and touched her legs. after more time passed i touched her cat. i'm such a fucking creep and i hate myself right now. she woke up and has never been more pissed. i just want to die but that solves nothing. i really fucked up today and might have lost one of my only friends in the world. god i'm a creep. i've never wanted to admit it but it is seeming more and more true as time goes on and i dwell on the events of last night. i have apologized but i don't think that is gonna be enough. she has said on many occasions that i am one of the few people she can trust, but now she can't even trust me. if you have any advice i'm open to it but i don't think anything can help this situation. i'm sorry. i'm a fuck up and i deserve whats coming to me

edit: cat=vagina in this context. god i hate myself

TIFU by touching my best friend