Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: that would be fencing protection.

ok so i don't regularly fence.  but i do regularly take medieval weapon classes and it includes rapier as part of the curriculum.  

so you have to wear this weird ass armor suit when you fence/practice rapier because we use thin metal foils with stoppers on the end to fight.  the armor is in case the stopper falls off so you don't get stuck with "the  pointy end".

well female chest protectors apparently come in two types. one is just a breast plate and the other comes down further.  men have no such distinctions.

i put on the short breast plate and proceeded to duel.  i like to fight agressively,  my opponent more so.  i moved forward to lunge and he promptly nailed me right in the diaphram.

i am not proud to admit i fell over. in my defense i was tasting my lungs at the time and felt like i'd been hit with a small battering ram.

i remember thinking "fuck i'm on the ground the instructors going to freak."

all i hear is "halt!"  and my opponent freaking out.  so i am on my feet and gasping "i'm ok!"   

the instructor looked worse then i did i think he forgot there was a stopper. for a moment so did i.

tifu by not wearing a proper shield and managing to get myself skewered and scaring my entire class.

TIFU By not using my protection correctly