Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i have a bench at home and was doing dumb bell bench press. when i was finished with the workout i sat up and accidentally made both 70 lb dumb bells pinch my penis. i am currently 10 mins in with cold compressions to stop the bleeding...
worst part is that i had a booty call on stand by for tonight. fml

TIFU by dropping weights on my penis.