Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i'm at my grandpa's house and i haven't masturbated in like 10 hours(i'm 14 and it's don't stop december). obviously i decide to go into the bathroom and do the deed. i usually use pantene conditioner as lubricant at my house and it does the job well, but my grandpa doesn't have pantene; he has this natural tree root herbal extract conditioner shit, but i figured it'll be just the same as pantene. so when i'm doing the deed my dick starts to feel minty and i see some of the conditioner slip into the cum canal... i thought nothing of this and when i tried to pee afterwards i felt the force of and entire spice cabinet exploding in my urethra, it took me at least half an hour to pee... i'm gonna guess that my sister in the room next to the bathroom knows...

TIFU by masturbating with conditioner