Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so to begin: i'm in college but during the weekends i live with my parents.  my bedroom is next to the living room.  yesterday i had a night of heavy drinking with my friends.

today i woke up with a hangover, declined breakfast, shambled to my pc and began playing "icewind dale: ee" after a while i feel my stomach beginning to act up.  
i really was not in the mood for doing a number 2 so i made a compromise with myself: first i finish my party creation, then i'll answer the call of nature.

i'm almost done with party creation but the struggle in my stomach is rapidly escalating.  i took a big drink of water and things got real.

i experienced the human glitch that causes you to sometimes breathe the water in instead of drinking it.  so there i was, at my desk, mouth full of water and water on the way to my lungs.  
i did not want to get my desk or my floor wet so i began the desperate race against time and try to drink all the water in my mouth before i ran out of air.

halfway through the water in my mouth i just couldn't hold it anymore, i stood up and started to vomit water all over the floor (pretty loudly).  
the tension of the vomiting however caused my bowels to empty themselves in my pants.  there i stood, hunched over, feces running down my legs and my mom comes in the room asking if everything is allright.  

a look of horror begins to appear on her face as she looked down.  i said "it's hard to explain, i'll go take a shower and i'll clean this up.".  we did not talk about this incident again.

TIFU by trying to solve my drinking problem