Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened quite a while ago now; i was asleep in bed after a few beers at the local bar.   
   

its 1am, my phone rings. “what you want?” i mutter over the line the response i get is “is this casper? i am calling from the police department” at this point i am pissed off at being woken up and still pissed drunk, “why the fuck would pigs call me at 1am?” he is now asking where i live, “if you were coppers you mob would know where i live, so fuck off whoever you are” and turned off my phone and went back to sleep thinking it was some dipshit prank.   

20 minutes latter there are two boys in blue at the door and of course i started to stammer and apologize profusely for telling em to fuck off before. 

they didn't think it was funny at all. 

edit: the rest of the story was pretty dull so i didn't include it at first, but here you go. 

the reason the cops where at my house was quite anticlimactic, they were looking for some underage girl, had photos to see if i remembered seeing her, i told them that i had indeed seen her at the pub, they asked me if i knew the guy that she was seen with and can i describe him, all i could tell them was he said his name was john and that he worked at the memo club, they already knew all that but no one seemed to have caught his last name, they said good night and left.

TIFU By Telling Police to Fuck Off