Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm a man with long glorious hair. got bored with it and decided to shave one side to be a badass. girlfriend's mom is pretty, erm, *oldfashioned* but she likes me so she pretended to like it.
fast forward to dinner at her family's house. her mom may or may not be drunk, i can never tell when the scales are tipped. my girlfriend brings up my new haircut and goes on about how unusual it is and how much she likes it. she then announces that she wants to shave her whole head, in a completely deadpan you-wound't-know-that-she-was-joking-if-you-were-drunk kind of way. gf's mom turns to me and screams, "do you see what you've started? you did this!"

cue verbal berating and awkward silence.

TIFU by shaving the side of my head