Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: not today, it happened a fair while ago and facebook reminded me of it.

i was away on holiday with my husband (well, waiting for the plane home), bored and messing around on facebook. a friend who writes for a local 'scene' magazine sent me a link to a martial arts performance. the performance was by a sideshow performer who does everything from nsfw stunts to gymnastics and weapon based martial arts. now, i'm used to her sending me nsfw stuff, and i kind of laser-in on whatever she's telling me to look at. so, i watch the video, think it's awesome, and click around the rest of the site.

my coach is talking to me on facebook. he's one of those people who will send messages off and on throughout the day. i decide that he might like this performance, click back onto a page with the video, and copy the link, and send him:

"this looks awesome! i so want to see it. not sure if it's your thing? ;-)"

paste the link, hit enter.

the winky face was meant to imply "i know you're more into mixed martial arts, this is super traditional, but look at the athleticism"

facebook slowly starts to render a thumbnail. an obscenely not safe for work thumbnail of a person in latex, with a gag, and nsfw anatomy showing. the caption went something like "dominate fetish night" and then "bdsm and kink festivals in [city]".

noooo!

i immediately typed "omg! there is honestly a martial arts related video two thirds of the way down that page. seriously, i'm not being a freak."

facebook chat went down so i couldn't send that second message, and then i had to board the plane. i was in a cold sweat the whole journey "we're x hours behind, he checks his messages before he goes to the gym, i won't land in time..." i had no idea how i thought he'd react, but i knew i'd messed up badly.

when we got off the plane i rushed through baggage claim, etc and made a beeline to a coffee shop. my husband started getting cranky "why are you so desperate to message [coach]?". then he saw the message. at least he took it in good humor. all he said was "you're an idiot."

by the time i got wifi again, he'd seen the message, and responded with quite possibly the most polite, careful boundary setting "you're making me uncomfortable" message i've ever seen, and then stopped responding to messages from me.

i came back to the gym. he was cordial enough. we never spoke of it again. to this day he probably really does think i was inviting him to a fetish night.

TIFU By Inviting my Sports Coach to a BDSM Party