Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this just happened...like a few minutes ago...

throwaway just in case

i went to the gym at 7am, showered but forgot extra briefs. old ones fell on the floor and got wet. forgot an extra pair so i went commando. wearing khakis. show up to class late. forgot to zip up pants. penis decides to be nosy and sticks his head out because grower not shower (fuck me right). not sure how many people turned, but squeals and oh my gods were heard. i remained oblivious until i sat down and girl next to me pointed. i just noped the fuck out of class before i get arrested. this happened so quick i'm still trying to process the whole event.

 

edit: for those curious ones that need the scientific details, willy is ~1.5(in.) sad and ~6.05 happy. luckily i tend to be more neutral most of the time so i walk around at ~3 in so it wasn't a wrinkly chode sticking out. 
and thanks for sharing some of yalls stories. i'll be able to laugh at mine eventually

edit/tifu again: as some of u may notice, i used my regular account to reply to a few comments. fucking mobile -__-.. oh well, too lazy for damage control

TIFU by showering at the school gym