Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: Let's call this guy Caleb (although that's obviously not his real name, since we're both Indians). 

I'll admit up front, I'm jealous of Caleb. Hella jealous. Him and I, we're the difference between book smarts and street smarts. Let's put it this way. I can wax political philosophy and talk about different candidates positions for days. Caleb, on the other hand, doesn't give a fuck. But put us head to head in an actual election, and who'd win? Caleb. I have no charisma. He has all the charisma.

And he's perfect, basically everything I *want to* be. He's a national-level baseball player. He's in the same level classes I am, but gets good grades cramming and cheating while I study- hell, I don't even need to study, I just do it because I have no friends or hobbies. He's friends with the group I desperately want to like me, but don't. He's dating my crush. He's dating my fucking crush. 

And I'll admit, I'm bitter. I'm hella bitter. For all my 'intelligence'- and I've grown up being told I'm a genius, that my IQ is off the charts, etc- everyone writes me off as an arrogant blowhard at best. And our entire lives, it's like we've been set against each other. We're two indian boys, whose friends are best friends, in an area with few indian people. And for all my supposed intelligence, he's winning.

And he's always nice to me. Overly nice. I can never figure out if he's actually just friendly, or if he's mocking me. Because I know he sees me as a dork with no friends, for good reason. I've heard people talk about how nice a guy is, but I've also heard people talk about how bad a guy he is. I just don't know. Case in point, today. Me and my family is driving, and we just enter our neighborhood. I see Calen across on the sidewalk, hanging out with some friends and he waves to me. My dad turns around to go meet him. Caleb makes small talk with my dad, and then he says hi to me. I manage out a polite hi. My dad pulls away, and I hear Caleb say to his friends, 'he's really introverted'.  I lean out the window and shout 'I'm not introverted, I just really don't like you! By the way, I'm surprised you know the word introverted!' This was a really spur of the moment thing. But when I get home, my dad yells at me and says Caleb was just being nice. I'm not sure if he really was. Aita?

lashing out at a guy I'm jealous of because I thought he was mocking me, even though he might have just been trying to be nice