Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this event happened a few years back with a girlfriend who shortly after this event broke up with me.  i remembered this f up after reading the tonsil stone snorting tifu.

did you ever date anyone that was a bit out of your league, family didn’t really care for you, awkward times around their parents, the father shows you all the guns he has and the animals he’s killed, the father goes out of his way to clean his guns when you’re around?  meet the fockers comes to mind thinking back.  

the x invites me to a summer family picnic/party, i’m easily convinced to attend by the free beer and perfect time to get to know the family in a relaxed picnic environment.

when arriving at her parents property i didn’t realize that their yearly picnic was a big event, 100+ people, catered, white tent and round tables and now i’m getting nervous, but hey there’s beer the social lubricant.

i awkwardly walk through the house explaining to everyone i meet who i am until about 15 minutes later i find the x.  everything is off to a smooth start, after 5 or 6 beers i’m feeling pretty good and the conversation is flowing easily and all is great.  

we choose a table under the tent and we’re making small talk with a few of her family members when it happens.  in mid conversation a stink bug dive bombs directly into the back of my throat instantly activating my gag reflex and sending the bastard up my nasal passage.  at this point i’m bent over coughing and gaging, breathing heavily and i snot rocket most of the bug out of my nose.  

the mental alarm that i snorted a stink bug accompanied by the shocking smell embedded into my nasal passage activated my gag reflex which in return simultaneously released those 5 or so beers in projectile fashion.  

the entire event lasted 20 seconds.   when i started to collect myself i realized that every person was looking at me, the new boyfriend, who to them drank to much and projectile vomited at the yearly event.

needless to say i was completely embarrassed by the event and the x assured me that all was well.  this was the last time i saw her, she broke it off on a phone call shortly after.

TIFU by snorting a stink bug