Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this hapened literally yesterday so as i sit here on the toilet typing this i remember it like it was yesterday.

so in english we are reading a book and i was not paying very much attention. i was zoned out for a bit and when i zoned back in the first thing i heard was the phrase," why did she tell her father she was a prostitue,' and the inner twelve year old in me blurted out," family discount?" 

now keep in mind that i said this very quietly and carefully so only my peers heard it. but them my dumb ass of a friend decided it was to funny to not repeat so he yelled for the whole class to hear," family discount." then of course the teacher heard. so when my friend was confronted by the teacher he told her that i was the one who originally said it like the dumb ass he is. needless to say both of us have detention for a week and i am grounded from my computer for a month.

 

edit: grammar

edit2: to clear up any confusion i am a kind of a shy guy so when i was confronted i didn't know what to say. also i go to a very catholic school with ridiculous rules, if a girl has her skirt (we have uniforms) more than three inches above the knee then you get two days detention. also this teacher in particularly is known for her mass detentions and she is very catholic so this offended her a lot. none of the other kids were appealed by this because only like 1 in 10 kids take religion at our school seriously.

TIFU by making a prostitute joke