Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm a simple man, i work hard all day and attend graduate classes from 6-10 twice a week. needless to say, i am severely exhausted by the time i step onto the train to go home. 

last night, i get onto the crowded 2 train and stand by the door. like any normal human being, my eyes wander around the train car aimlessly. a few stops go by and a guy sitting directly in front of me begins to unwrap probably the most delicious cannoli i've ever seen. it is in a plastic container wrapped in wax paper -- very noisy. obviously, the sound and the fact that he is right in front of me, catches my attention. 

its late, i'm exhausted and hungry, so this cannoli puts me in a bit of a trance. i mean it was perfect, covered in chocolate etc.. this trance lasts maybe 1 minute tops. 

next thing that grabs my attention is this man's eyes. so we make eye contact. immediately he says, "is there a problem?" looking at me with pure rage in his eyes. 

i'm thoroughly confused at this point because i have just realized i actually am staring. "oh, my fault.. that cannoli just looks amazing - i need to go get one," was my response. 

"i don't like people staring at me while i'm eating," he says to me. 

"i apologize i didn't mean anything by it," i respond.

"nah you've been fuckin staring at me since i got on this fuckin' train, i'm sick of it!" he is screaming at this point, and as i've said i was thoroughly confused looking around to make sure i wasn't imagining this situation. 

i explain to this guy that 1) i actually got on the train after him so i couldn't have been staring at him since he got on and 2) if you don't want people to look at the food you are eating, you probably shouldn't eat on a crowded train. 

the altercation evolves into some kind of street trial and jury on the nyc transit system. this guy starts canvassing the train to prove that i have been staring at him, tries to make it into a race thing, and is quickly shot down by the majority of the train. guy went from declaring his desire to kill me to actually moving up 2 cars because the rest of the train began to heckle him for being a dick. 

 

edit: went and bought some cannolis this morning.

TIFU by enjoying a good cannoli...