Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory did not happen today, but in the early 2000s.  i was reminded about it today because we have to do a 13km (8 mile) weight loaded march (carrying 55 lbs of gear) once a year, and did ours this morning.

so i was young private in the army, eager to please and tried to work hard.  we did our march in a very fast time, under 2 hours iirc.  i had shitty boots and got a ton of blisters, some of which broke during the walk.  needless to say, i was in a ton of pain, and looking for relief.  in my infinite wisdom, i decided to fill up a bucket of warm water and add salt to soak my feet in.  i'd used this technique before for ingrown toenails, what could be the harm?

my feet hit the water, and there was about a one second delay before the pain hit.  i screamed like a little child, kicked the bucket over and crawled to the shower desperately trying to wash the salt out.  putting the faucet right on the open wounds was also agony, i rinsed out the blisters for what felt like forever, but was probably no more than 30 seconds.  i was in even worse pain than when i started for the rest of the day, but i figure it served me right for being so dumb.

TIFU by salting my own wounds