Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so last saturday night (i know) a couple of friends and i were going out on the town. beforehand i drank a fuckload of gin (maybe a half litre). 

when we got into town and went to the front door of the club (not much of a club, just a bar with an upstairs) i wasn't allowed in because too drunk. fu#1

so i went to a bar further down the town and as soon as i walked in the door, i spotted a girl i knew from high school, so i sat down at her table and just told her how beautiful she was repeatedly. turns out she's married, and i think the woman who was with her was saying "i'm her mother-in-law" but i was far too drunk to understand. fu#2

i went out to the smoking area and sat down near two guys and asked one of them if he had ever had his nose broken. this was because he had a similarly shaped nose to a mate of mine. he was not at all happy, i don't honestly know how i didn't get a broken nose myself. fu#3

at around 01:30 i went up to the town centre as we had arranged to meet there. as we were standing on the pavement, my mate drives up and stops next to me (in our town people do laps of the town in their cars). i loudly say hello to him and his passengers. he says something about a dent in his car and i apparently shouted "i'll put a dent in your car" i didn't, though. so he goes for another lap and apparently when he passed by me the second time, i reached into my pocket and took out my money and shouted "i've only got £5 left!" at no one in particular. fus#s4and5.

eventually we got back to the house and i went to sleep. 

i distinctly remember breaking a glass at some point, but i have no idea when or where. fu#6

TIFU by getting far too drunk.