Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: yes, this happened today, a few hours ago. i'm very new to reddit, but i thought you guys might enjoy my stupid story.
first, a build-up to my fuck up. i've been chewing tobacco since i was 16 (i'm 23 now). every job i've ever had has involved working outside with the ability to spit the cancer juices from my mouth freely. on the way to my new job this morning (this is my second week here), i made my weekly trip to my usual convenience store. the clerk knows me and has my usual cans of tobacco on the counter once he notices me, but hey, i'm feeling a little adventurous this morning, and i tell him i'll take a pouch of redman instead, as i haven't had any in a couple years. once i get to work, i see that it's going to be a very busy friday, with the service drive packed with cars (i'm a lube tech for a dealership). the morning goes along smoothly, pumping out cars with no issues. with a minute or so before the next car comes in, i decide to throw a fat wad of redman in my cheek before i go give the inspection sheet to the service advisor. for those of you who don't chew, redman makes you salivate like a homeless guy walking in to a red robin. as i'm taking the sheet up front, i decide to take the shortcut through our waiting area. as i'm walking through, i go on autopilot and my mind goes elsewhere. without thinking, i turn my head to the side and spit out a mouthful of dark brown liquid onto the white tile floor. immediately after doing so, i hear "excuse me!" from behind me. i look back and see a mother with her young daughter (probably about 5) with a mortified look on her face. i looked down and to my horror, there was my nasty brown puddle of cancer at her feet, and some had gotten on her shoe. all i could do was panic and exclaim "oh fuck! i'm so sorry!" the entire waiting area has gone silent watching it all happen, and my service manager stepped out of his office and just stared in disbelief. i pulled the rag out of my back pocket (luckily it was clean) and dropped to the floor to clean off the floor and her shoe. no one says a thing as this is happening and i'm burning red from embarrassment. i quickly got up, ran to the service advisor's desk, threw the paper down, and hauled ass back to the shop.
so far, the service manager hasn't said anything, but i'm still waiting for him to come out to fire me for the incident. shit.

TIFU by spitting