Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened 2 days ago, and i'm thoroughly convinced i'm the biggest moron on the planet. (long read but wanted to get details in)

my girlfriend and i went on a cruise to mexico. the second day, we had an excursion booked to see mayan ruins. when my girlfriend and i got to the booth to show our tickets and get in line for the excursion, we found out there was a tragic [accident](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/12/19/12-cruise-ship-passengers-dead-after-bus-crashes-in-mexico/?utm_term=.d446fe8cacbe) the day before, which caused the excursion we had selected to get cancelled. i was aware that there was another excursion to a different ruins, and asked if we could be put on that one instead. the staff member agreed, and said she wouldn't charge us anything extra even though it was a more expensive excursion, and also 2 hours longer than the one we initially booked, which was 4 hours long. i felt great that we had gotten a good deal, but my gf was apprehensive. she asked me if we would be back in time, since our ship departed at 5 pm, and it was already 11 am. i confidently explained to her that cruise ship staff would not put us on an excursion if they knew we would not have time to get back to the cruise ship. she reluctantly agreed and we got in line to board the bus. 

when the bus left, the driver told us we had a two hour and fifteen minute ride to the ruins (our originally scheduled excursion to the other ruins site had a 50 min drive). fast forward 2 hrs and 15 mins, and we pull up to the site of the ruins, in a very sparsely populated area of mexico. the tour guide gets up and explains some ground rules before we get off the bus. he asks everyone what time their cruise ship departs and everyone unanimously says "6:30". it was at that point that reality sank in for my girlfriend and i. she gasped and turned to ask 2 people around us which cruise ship they came on. not surprisingly, they were from a different cruise ship. my girlfriend turns towards me with a look that said she was seconds away from strangling me. my heart was throbbing out of my chest and i couldn't believe what was happening. i checked my watch and it was quarter past 2 pm. if we left back to the port immediately, we would barely make the all aboard, at 4:30 pm. 

i got out of the bus and immediately found the tour guide who looked horrified when i told him our situation. he said there was no way to get back to the port at the moment. he talked to his boss who was also there. then our tour guide's boss came to us and we explained our situation to him. then he called his boss after about 15 mins of trying to place a call (very poor cellular service). his boss, a woman named marta (name changed) said she would look into this. 

meanwhile, my gf and i are sitting on a bench and my gf is sobbing uncontrollably and i'm sweating profusely trying to figure out how the hell i am safely going to get us both out of mexico and back to the u.s. we sat on that bench for about 45 mins, after hearing nothing further from anyone. those were probably the worst 45 mins in my 22 years on this planet, as i had no idea what was going to happen to us. it was about 3 pm and all passengers needed to be on the ship by 4:30 pm for a 5 pm departure. we were still 2 hours and 15 mins away from our port. 

just a few mins later, marta walks up to us and explains the situation. she was leading a private tour with an elderly couple who was also heading back to the same port to catch their ship, departing at 6 pm. she said that the couple agreed to end their tour early so we can head back to port so we can catch our ship. we got in the car the couple was in and our driver gunned it. we flew down the bumpy mexican roads trying our best to catch the ship. marta said she had informed the excursion director and ship director about our situation and they would wait for us if we could make it back by a reasonable time, since the schedule was tight. 

after a very stressful and nerve racking car ride, we arrived at the port. it was almost 5:40 pm, the all aboard for passengers was over an hour ago, and the ship should have departed over half an hour ago. 

we get out of the car and had our identities confirmed by a cruise ship staff member waiting for us. we run almost half a mile down the pier as the staff member radios to the ship that they had found us and we were coming over now. once we reached the gangway, there were several staff members outside who checked our identities again, and we got inside the ship as they immediately started working to close the gangway and prepare for departure from mexico. additionally, i had pulled out $50 to tip the driver and marta, but in the rush i wasn't able to tip them, and i also lost the money as i was running down the pier.

TIFU by not worrying about logistics and nearly getting left behind in a foreign country