Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: okay, so didn't happen today, but happened yesterday. 

so i'm a waitress in a restaurant (rhymes with gs langs). i got into work and was feeling in a particularly goofy mood when i saw one of my coworkers sitting at a high top table eating some bbq ribs. me and another coworker decided to go tackle him in hugs because he's not the type of person that likes affection and our rapport is generally to bother him as much as possible out of affection. 

this is where the fuck up happens. so we're running over to say hi, and i squeeze between the chairs and a wall. now this wall isn't really a wall as it's more of a counter, where we have these giant stone statues sitting. so i'm running and squeezing between these chairs and i feel my shirt rip just a little. i start laughing because i'd just bought the shirt that day, and jokingly tell them i'm stuck.  then i tried to move, and i realized i really was stuck. as in, i realized that i had been stabbed by the wall somehow and was now tethered to it. 

the pain set in almost as soon as i realized. i started screaming, and one of my friends thought i was joking and yanked me off the wall. i touched my back instinctively and felt a giant piece of wood sticking out of my back. we had to drag me to the back and i had to lie on the floor while they called an ambulance. everyone told me it was just a sliver, but turns out it'd actually gotten me about 2-3 inches deep under the skin. now i'm on lots of antibiotics and have a giant hole in my back.

three hours later and they got it removed all right, but i'm never hugging anyone again.

TIFU by getting stabbed in the back at work