Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory this wasn't today... more of a yifu (...with my wifu)

so my wife and i have been doing hello fresh, and i've been getting some really good practice cooking. it's super awesome.

then, today happened.

it all started when i cracked open the bag. i poured (which i never do) the contents of the bag out on the counter, and the tiny mayonnaise jar falls on the ground and the bottom shatters.

"that's one way to open it," i thought. i picked it up and set it on the counter for later.

time passes, i have seared the fish for our tacos, peeled the carrots for our slaw, and it's time to add the mayonnaise to the slaw. i turn the jar over and start shaking out all the mayo i can into this slaw. vigorously.

fast forward again... i've pulled out the fish and cut it up for the tacos; started adding fish, slaw, and sour cream to the tortillas; toss a lime on each plate and serve it to my beautiful wife.

i stepped away for a moment to grab some things to work with after we're done eating, and when i come back, my wife says, "everything tastes really good, but there's this really sandy stuff in it." we proceeded to have a full conversation about what could possibly be causing that. i added sugar to the slaw, maybe the fish was a little charred, maybe we got a weird batch of tortillas.

no. no. no.

then my wife pulls something out of her mouth. "it's really gritty!"

it was the glass.

we ate glass.

TIFU by adding a secret ingredient to dinner