Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened about 5 minutes ago. 

so i sat down in a stall to do my business and i was thinking about this upcoming saturday when my new gf and i will get to spend some *quality time* together. 

well, i got a boner as i was peeing and it began pointing at an upward angle and i began pissing over the edge of the toilet and onto my pants. a bit shot so far forward it went out of the stall. 

yeah, there's a nice wet spot in my underpants. thankfully not much on my jeans. 

luckily i drink tons of water so my pee was clear and i don't think it will smell too bad.

i'm going to hide here for a few minutes so it can dry off a bit, then hopefully leave work at noon and work from home this afternoon.

TIFU by thinking about my girlfriend while in the bathroom at work.