Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tonight, my boyfriend of a month and a half invited me over after he got home from work. he had gotten me a little token of appreciation for helping him through some rough patches; a potted purple orchid. i delighted over them immediately. i had never gotten flowers from a significant other before and it was a wonderful surprise. i wanted to show them off so i tried to find the best lighting possible for a quick snap.

i set the pot on the dining table, angled my phone just right, then took the picture. picked a filter, tagged him, and uploaded it on instagram-- all that jazz. i lovingly watered my new plant (following the instructions that came with it) and then left it on the kitchen counter top.

we cuddled in his bed while watching a dvd when he received a text. he read it and his face just dropped. he got up without saying anything and went to the kitchen. the door closed behind him but i could hear his roommate screaming at him... over a scratch on the dining table. 

i didn't even realize that it was my fault until much later. i was too busy trying to wrap my head around the situation. while he's a nice guy most of the time, the roommate is a huge control freak about the shared living space and this wasn't the first time he exploded over a minor infraction. when it was over (slammed door and everything), my boyfriend came back and told me he was going to have to move out. 

not only did i feel mortified and guilt-ridden, i was sad because i love how close we live to each other (it's a two minute walk). i told him i wanted to own up to the scratch and try to take the heat off of him, but he refused.

it couldn't have come at a worse time with his recent stress from work. seeing him so despondent physically hurt. i tried comforting him but ended up bursting into tears.

he calmly held me and told me that it wasn't my fault or his, that we were going to worry about finding a new apartment (as close as possible) later, and that as long as he had me, he was going to be okay. then he looked into my ugly crumpled crying face and said 'i love you' for the first time. i blubbered that i loved him too and gave him a wet (from all the snot and tears) kiss.

TIFU by taking an Instagram photo