Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this didn't happen today, but a couple weeks ago.

i currently serve my beloved country with a compulsory 12-month military service, with only a few months left(thank god). my platoon work 12-hour days most of the time, supposedly providing base security, while in reality our assignment generally consists of parking guard-duty and acting as tour guides for the many chinese tourists, who rarely knows half a word of english.

anyway, tired one night after the shift, i had my quarters in the barracks to myself, a rare occassion, usually accompanied by three of my beloved comrades. 
naturally, i decided it was time to fap. at this point the time was around 9:30pm.

an important thing to note: on weekdays, the rules state there shall be a general peace and quiet by 11pm. this is enforced by an nco/officer taking a quick walk throughout the barracks. 


i initiated the final duty of the day with great enthusiasm, when i suddenly opened my eyes, cock in hand(somehow still erect?!), thinking i simply dozed off for a couple minutes. looking at my watch revealed the time as being a few minutes before midnight.

anxiety quickly struck, as i knew the 2lt who was currently on call, had most likely walked in on me lying on my bed, butt naked with my covers curled up by my feet.

i haven't noticed any weird looks or received a confirmation from said 2lt, and have convinced myself that he felt lazy and decided to skip the rounds this day(which to my knowledge have not happened once).


i hope my first tifu made you lovely people smile! peace.

TIFU by falling asleep while masturbating.