Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today i was enjoying my lazy saturday afternoon when i spied a small reddish crystal in my carpet, for some stupid fucking reason i decided to lick it. 

the spot on my tongue where i licked it went slightly numb, so i took a bigger lick. yup, it's crack. so i threw it off my balcony, because fuck that shit. 

an hour later i'm sweating bullets, so i turn the a c on. when it kicked on, the sound made me jump, now my hands are shaking and i'm paranoid as fuck.

Tifu by licking a carpet rock