Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck up didn't quite happen today, but rather last christmas. i haven't been home for the holiday season in years, and i finally took two weeks off to spend time with my parents. i made a 12 hour drive and was there about 3 days before christmas eve. i was having a blast, and i had just come to learn that my 3 best childhood friends were coming home to spend time with their family as well. they're all in the same family under the same house. my 3 best friends consisted of twins plus their older sister. i had a really good relationship with the family when i was growing up and the parents absolutely loved me. 

now that the backstory is set, christmas day rolls around. it starts early at around 6am when my parents got me up to share gifts and leave for church service at 8. then follow that up with a giant family get together, eating tons of food, and helping clean up, well, you could say that had me pretty exhausted! i was ready to call it quits around 9:30pm but my best friend called and invited me over for a family movie at his house. he literally lives a quarter mile up the street in my neighborhood so i didn't resist. we have a great time watching the movie; however i'm unbelievably fatigued at this point. 

i say my goodbyes and i start to reminisce about old times. consequently i remember how much of a bitch it is to pull out of their drive way and attempt a 3 point turn to head back to my house. it takes twice as much time to make the k-turn on that section of the street than it does to drive home, and i was really tired. "fuck it.", i said as i made the conscious decision to just reverse it the short way home. as if the extra 30 seconds of time would make that much of a difference... lo and behold i was so mistaken. 

in complete reverse i am making my way to bed at 20mph. as i turn to check one mirror i smash into a black f-150 parked on the side of the road. my heart sunk to the depths of my stomach. a brand new car, the family living there had just gifted their son for christmas. 

many immoral things went through my head but i figured that leaving a note was the best course of action, especially on christmas. i was only 2 houses away so i just pulled forward a little and continued to reverse back to my house to get pen and paper. fortunately i encountered no more vehicles on the sides of the street and parked my car. i decided it would be best to walk back with the note for obvious reasons. as if i wasn't humiliated enough, 4 dudes who i knew from high school were staying next to where i crashed with 1 of their parents. they come running out and one is saying, "dude i fucking told you i saw t*****'s car smash into that brand new f-150!", another replies, "holy shit you're right!", and proceeds to ask about taking a picture with me and the car to put on his snapchat story. i just leave the note and politely say i'm going to bed. 

end game the owner calls and we exchange insurance, paid a deductible for my car and that was that. issue resolved, no hard feelings. just a pretty stupid decision but of course hindsight is 20/20. i feel bad i had to hit the kid's christmas gift  but it was so much more embarrassing to have a bunch of dudes i used to know and talk to come out and see that.

TIFU by Driving Under the Influence of Laziness