Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i decided to prank two of my co-workers today. i knew what i wanted to do, but to bring it up naturally was tricky. 

i got my chance when we saw a falcon flying around outside. i said, in a very natural way, "sometimes they just pluck turtles right out of the air." 

as expected, they were kind of like "wait, what?"

then i just expanded on the idea that as a turtle was flying along, a hawk would sort of swoop in and "dive bomb" it from above. when they expressed confusion, i in turn pretended to be dumbfounded they had not heard of flying turtles. 

i am skilled at speaking profound nonsense in a tone of voice that suggests what i'm saying is true. 

i explained that the species of turtles were similar to how the turtles were in the mario games, that those turtles are just based off real animals, but that in real life the wings weren't white and feathery but more similar to bat wings. 

one guy just seemed kind of uncertain, but the other guy started to actually get angry.

he started googling and wikipedia'ing and demanding me to show him proof. i acted perplexed and said something along the lines of "how would you react if i demanded that you prove to me tigers exist?"

i miscalculated his anger. he shouted "motherfucker i'd google fucking tigers! like this!" he googled tigers and then shouted again "look, you fucking idiot! look! tigers! so where the fuck are flying turtles!? admit you're fucking around! turtles can't fly!" 

he calmed down slightly when he saw everyone staring at him, but then he just said "turtles can't fucking fly" in a lower, but vaguely threatening voice. 

i responded, calm as can be, "yes they can." 

why did i stick with it? well, i had to. 

he lost it. "motherfucker, turtles can't fucking fly! what the fuck!?" 

now to everyone in the office, it appeared as if out of nowhere my co-worker just started shouting about flying turtles. he looked like a lunatic. 

this isn't really where i wanted the joke to go. so i said "let's agree to disagree." he stormed off. 

anyways, i heard he got in trouble with hr. 

i am afraid that i might have to give my version to hr tomorrow. i am debating with myself if i want to admit to them i was joking around, just deny everything, or to go on with the act and pretend to the hr guy that turtles can fly, and see what he does. i can't be fired for acting like turtles can fly, i don't think. 

anyways i fucked up because i really didn't want to get anybody in trouble. as a matter of principle, there are no circumstances where i will admit to this guy that i don't think turtles fly, i have to go on with him at least with this fiction. but, i do want to apologize to him. i think i will get him a gift. i don't know.

TIFU by trying to convince people at work that there were real species of turtles that can fly and have wings, like in Mario.