Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory: this happened roughly 6 years ago, but feels appropriate for here.

i had just gone back to college to finish up my bachelors. the vast majority of my time was spent drinking entirely too much coffee, smoking a ton of pot, and reading / writing for class until my eyes bled.

one day i'm sitting at the computer, having just finished some writing. between class and my girlfriend at the time, i barely had a moment to do much that i wanted - especially not play video games. i smoked a couple bowls, logged into rift (? i think is what i was playing at the time...) and proceeded to relax. 

after a couple hours, i noticed a strange pain in my upper right side of my chest. it felt like a mix of bad gas and heartburn, so i figured i had probably had too much coffee on an empty stomach and set out to eat something. i should note, at first, the pain wasn't that bad. i ate and went back to gaming, but the pain didn't subside. my ex would be home in a couple hours so i texted her asking if she could pick up some tums and pepdo - still thinking it was heartburn / gas / something.

through this whole time, the pain had increasingly been getting worse. it started around 2pm, and my ex finally arrived home around 6pm with the tums and pepdo. i tried one, without relief, and tried the other. nothing. it was an awkward pain, but i still didn't think anything was seriously wrong. we were having a couple people over around 8pm so i decided to go lay down for an hour or so, hoping that whatever was wrong would fix itself.

i woke up and got ready for our friends to arrive. the pain was still there and was becoming increasingly annoying. it also had started to feel like something was 'moving/flopping' in my chest, but still nothing serious enough for me to question it (this is where i should definitely have questioned it). 

our friends arrived, and still assuming it was gas or heartburn, i decided to partake in some bong rips to try and relieve the pain. no avail. i was coughing a lot but assumed my eyes were bigger than my lungs and i tried taking too big of hits. my pain level was still increasing and it had been mentioned a couple times by this point that i should probably see a doctor. i said that if it still hurt when i woke up the next day, i'd go. they left, i took some tylenol pm and crashed.

when i finally woke up it felt like someone was stabbing me in the chest with a hot knife. i went from groggy to in tears almost instantly. through all of this, i still didn't have a clue what was actually wrong. 

my ex rushed me to walk-in care (the er always takes forever, so i never go there first) and within 5 minutes they had me in an ambulance headed for the main hospital / surgery. my right lung had completely collapsed. i had a chest tube for a few days and eventually went home to a 2-3 week recovery. about 2 years later, it collapsed again but i knew exactly what it was. i've since had a corrective surgery which basically sticks my lung to my ribs  so it can't collapse.

TIFU by trying to smoke away the pain of a collapsed lung