Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so we were celebrating nye. there were shitloads of firecrackers and before going from my friend's house to the disco i tried to light up the firecracker with my cigarette, which i've done dozens of times before. that fucking firecracker is big like index finger and has 1.5 cm long fuse, so it normally blows 5-10 sec after you light it up. but it didn't, it blew cigarette-lenght-far from my face...

first, i have no idea what just happened. then, there's  that sound like in cod when a grenade blows up near you. next thing, i'm checking my fingers, then touching my face to know if i'm still in one piece... everybody is checking me, 5 cell phone led flashlights in my face. so they say i'm fine, we are good to go. 5 steps after i fell on icy road. and i didn't get any pussy in the disco ofc. fucking life.

now, after little bit of sleeping and sobering, casulties are:
-face full of little wounds, like those you get when shaving with razors, but like hundreds of them
-swollen middle and index finger
-half of the nail big piece of skin uprooted on index finger
-whole right hand hurting, tiny wounds everywhere
-my ears are hurting a bit and i can't hear so well, it's not huge but i can feel a difference
-occasional squeling

i'm scared, there's no other word. can't stop thinking how much worse it could've been. but i guess i'm a lucky bastard.

i hope you got the point of the story.

happy new year

edit: also half of an eyebrow missing. and if someone didn't get it, the point of the story is that chicks don't fall for "i just came home from nato mission where grenade exploded in front of me and i got shrapnels in my face now" kind of stories when you come in front of them with a fucked up face.

TIFU by lighting up firecracker with a cigarette