Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a bit of background i am wrapping up a year in college and decided to trade in some old schoolwork to a buddy in exchange for a zippo. i'll admit it was an odd deal at first especially since everything is considered dead, but whatever free zippo. 


i meet my friend around 9 am, hand him the bag with the paper work, and he hands me a zippo. which i found out later was extremely low on lighter fluid. as i went out and purchased some more, it had come to my attention how flammable lighter fluid exactly is. my inner pyro went on a spree and lit a bit of stuff on fire all containable. at this point all is going well, the day is good i am happy with everything. when out of the corner of my eye i see i have a candle. now me being college kid poor and all i use sheets for curtains. from here i decide it's a good deal to light the candle, and put it on my window sill. i get back to my netflix spree and completing the final touches on my resume. so i turn my attention back to my computer. moments later i smell something burning. it's a very distinct smell as i'm sure my fellow pyromaniacs on reddit are aware. i look up and the curtains are engulfed. 

me not thinking and being retarded, decide to hit the curtains. now this solves the majority of the problem at first, and extinguishes most of the flame, and then proceeds to spread it. now i have work, paper and my bed with bits of fire on them. so i managed to sort of beat the fire out of all those, only to look back up to see the rest of the curtain enblazed in flames. i'm still amazed it didn't set off the smoke detectors. so i begin beating the curtain sheet again when i'm being pelted by bits of smoldering ashes and shit. mostly my leg, fist and arms. after about 5 minutes of panicking i put just about everything out, after a shitload of fire, and burns as the only fire extinguisher was two levels away. not exactly safe, but no one was expecting me to nearly burn down the house. however i fought a flame to like death, and escaped with minor 1st degree burns which still sting like a bitch. so moral of this story don't light your house on fire.

TIFU by exchanging school work for a zippo.