Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this little fu happened yesterday afternoon.  there's a fantastic little japanese food store that i've been frequenting this year.  love this place!  i chat with the older couple and their son, that own the store, great folk!  anyways, i head over there yesterday for some japanese treats for lunch and the son stops me and we both turn into chatty-cathy's.  so we're talking about different sauces and dips to use and he suddenly breaks off on a tangent about this girl he was "seeing".  he starts telling me how she's from japan and that the guys she's "dated" in the past were demeaning.... blah blah blah! 

here i am thinking, this guy seems nice.  good for him for finding someone and being a good man to this woman.

we're standing off to the side in full conversation now, laughing away, till he leans in close.  he then proceeds to tell me she's a high end escort and that he didn't need to pay her. all he needed to do was cook a meal for her, to "seal the deal", while he gave be the wink and nudge.  i chortled a bit while my awkwardness over the comment settled in. 

now, i don't know if he picked up on this and was just tolling me, but the next words out of his mouth, i will never un-hear....  do you know what.... the next words out of his mouth, made me feel like [this](http://gfycat.com/flimsymelloweelelephant)

why reddit?!  why did i say, "no, but go on"  i was so stunned, my brain ceased to function reasonably.  i kept looking at the passersby for help and that look of, "are you hearing this, right now?!" face.  it was so fucked up, i just remember thinking to myself.... "just start backing away, it'll be okay"  so i did just that, i'd take a step backwards towards the front of the store and he'd do just the same.  

silly me, his family owns the store, of course he's going to follow!

so we're now standing at the register, still telling me about his ninjascroll-esqe sexual escapades with this woman, now with hand gestures for added comprehension.  i don't even recall how much time had elapsed.  i hurriedly paid for my items, silently crying on the inside, walked outside and said to myself..... what the fuck just happened?!  some lady walking by turns to me and gives me a rude look for swearing.

TIFU by talking to a store clerk.... NSFW