Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened 6 months ago. first a description of myself: i am 6.4 "tall and 330 pounds, i am a male nurse and i live happily watching sports instead of practicing them. at the beginning of the year my girlfriend ended me and in her farewell speech made me realize that she was bothered by my obesity, this happens at the same time that my friends start to obsess over the gym.

then i say to myself: fuck it, i'll change my physique. i got my gym membership and looked for a routine on the internet, for this, with my large size and height all my life people have seen me as the strong man of the group, asking me to move this or lift the other, it is for this reason that to see the rest of the people raise enough weight i am mentally forced to raise equal amounts, especially to impress the girls i know. big mistake, one of the worst mistakes of my life.

 the first few days were all good, i arrived tired home, but it was nothing special. at the end of the week, death caressed me, so to speak. i began to feel a sharp pain in my right leg, i did not give much attention, until the pain increased. that night i decided to get drunk to placate the pain.

at dawn i woke up, i knew something was wrong, when i wanted to get out of bed i did not feel my leg, as if i had been amputated, i analyzed it and had some big black lines in the back. i called for emergencies and was hospitalized, suffered thrombosis in 4 veins of my right leg because of the excessive effort of the gym, the doctor tells me that i have a high risk of a clot to travel to the brain and die, so i must keep 4 to 6 months, without walking, or even being able to sit. thanks god i survived, and i will never be so stupid again.

TIFU by almost die for going to the gym