Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: on saturday me and my wife got two new kittens from the local animal shelter. we named them mal and wash because we both love firefly and thought that would be adorable. 

unfortunately mal has been really, really sick. we took him to the vet on monday night and got some medicine for him, but over the next 36 hours we weren't able to get him to take it. he also hasn't been eating or drinking. i took him back to the vet this morning and they're holding him for 24 hours to get him re-hydrated and get the drugs into his system. he's not out of the woods yet, but it's just an upper respiratory infection (very common in kittens) and i don't have any reason to believe this sickness will be fatal... 

... except that i had to be a fucking moron and name the cat after a joss whedon character. now i can't shake the horrifying thought that the cat is destined to die, just like all of my favorite whedonverse characters. why did i think this was a good idea? what did i do to myself?

TIFU by naming my Kittens after Joss Whedon Characters...