Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today, at the gym, i was having a wonderful morning with a red bull and a bench press. the way my gym is set up, there is a leg press machine where your back is kind of to the ground at a 45* angle and you push up with your legs as the weight comes down at you, almost like an inverted squat. i'm sure most of you have seen this machine before. to its right, there is a chest butterfly machine, and to its left, there is a curling machine. on the curling machine was a 30-40 yr old guy. on the leg press is a 20-25 yr old girl. as i was saying about the machines, the girl's face is about 2 ft lower than the guy's face since the leg press has you basically laying down. 

  i was sitting up waiting to start my next set while something awesomely bad happened. mid-curl, the older male turned his head to his right and sneezed right onto the younger gal. i saw projectile. in my mind i even felt the mist landing on her. i'm listening to cypress hill by the way. i took off my headphones to see this play out. the girl shrieked and then started to cry. the guy said he was sorry and walked away embarrassed. for some reason, i walked to the disinfectant, sprayed it on a paper towel and tried to hand it to her to maybe wipe her arms or something. she looked at me and said, "and what the fuck is this going to do?". she then took the paper towel spit on it and wiped it on my arm. then said,"there, now your clean right?" 

  luckily, one personal trainer saw this. he told her to leave and that i was just trying to help.

TIFU by thinking a crying girl wasn't going to act irrationally.