Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hey, a tifu that actually happened today!

so last night instead of going out and getting trashed like most people at my college, i sadly had to spend the night completing homework. by the time i finished it was around one, so i decided to just go home and watch netflix. i eventually fell asleep on the couch.

i was awoken at around eight in the morning by my roommate stumbling into our apartment with someone, making out. i was firstly surprised that he was still drunk and just getting home at eight in the morning, but it also caught me off guard that he was bringing back someone. he was usually not good with girls, even when drunk. but whatever, good for him.

then i noticed it wasn’t a girl, it was a guy. the guy had longish hair, a scraggly beard, and awful fashion sense.

well, that’s a revelation, i thought. i’ve known my roommate for over a year, i thought i knew him very well, and this never came up. i had always thought he just sucked at getting girls. i didn’t really think much of this new info, though, it wasn't a big deal.

then they both fell on the couch, on top of me. the guy my roommate brought home literally stuck his tongue in my mouth, getting all sorts of saliva in it. 

i furiously pushed them off, and ran to the bathroom feeling like i needed to throw up. i rinsed my mouth thoroughly. i wasn’t mad, just disgusted. i went to sleep in my bed.

when i wake up, my roommate is passed out on the floor, the guy is gone. i wake my roommate up to make sure he’s ok. he’s alright. he goes to his room and goes to bed.

just an hour ago he comes out of his room and asks me if i saw him last night. i say yes he came back with a guy. i say this very nonchalantly so that he’ll feel comfortable being open with me about his sexuality. instead he freaks out, acting disgusted. at first i thought he was putting on a show, but then i started to think it was genuine. 

“so, you’re not gay?” i asked him.

“no, i am gay, but i just remembered that i hooked up with a homeless guy on a dare,” he said.

soooo i guess i’m going to spend my friday night getting tested. all of our groceries were stolen as well. great.

TIFU by Sleeping on the Couch