Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway because this is super embarrassing. but yeah. short story.i met this girl on tinder, and we really hit it off. i really liked her a lot. she came over on tuesday, and we kinda went a little too far. i forgot to wrap it. i got a text this morning from her that says i should get checked for chlamydia. i've never had an std and i'm scared as fuck, i'm embarrassed, and i don't know what to do. i'm making a trip to planned parenthood after i get paid this week. i'm too embarrassed to go to my own fucking doctor. i hope i have enough money to deal with this. fuck.

TIFU by not using protection. NSFW?