Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today is my day off work so i have spent it casually browsing reddit. then i realize i've got a case of the munchies, so off to the kitchen to find something to snack on. rummage around the fridge, grab some grapes and a block of cheddar. i see the cutting board and knife on the counter i used last night (just cut some scallions with it) and figure hey, why dirty another knife. 

now little did i know that there had been a container of bleach on the counter that the cats had knocked over some time in the night -- i later found said container had rolled under the cabinets.  i slice off a big piece of cheese, take a bite, and suddenly my mouth is accosted with the most terrible taste. i immediately throw the cheese down and vomit into the sink. 

after rinsing my mouth out and brushing my teeth approximately 20 times i discover said container (small squirt bottle, now empty) under the counter and upon further inspection the cutting board and knife were both covered with bleach. 

til that bleach tastes fucking nasty. i admire the sheer willpower and determination of those who choose to off themselves via bleach consumption. 


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used a knife i had used to cut veggies to slice cheese, didn't realize it had been doused in bleach courtesy of my cats. 
got a mouthful of bleach cheddar. 
vomited in the sink.

TIFU by not using a clean knife