Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i had a "friends with benefits" relationship with this girl whom i always thought was a little on the freaky side (she has many toys and fucks black guys).  
she was into all sorts of weird stuff but to my surprise, she doesn't swallow. so when she went down on me the other night, i agreed to give her a heads up when i was about to finish. 
(i was lying on my back). 
i squeezed her arm to let her know i was almost there and then i began making my "oh-face". at the last second, she pops her mouth off and starts jerking me off quite vigorously. i wasn't paying attention but she was aiming me at myself. before i knew what was happening i felt a cumshot hit my chest, then hit my cheek and the last one hit the roof of my mouth. all i could think was "friendly fire, friendly fire!!". i accidentally impulse gulped and then realized i just swallowed my own swimmers. 
i really need to start eating more fruit. 

edit: tifu by becoming a racist.

TIFU by getting by swallowing my own sperm.