Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened just this morning. so, last christmas i bought my kid a sweet ass ball pit that he is currently obsessed with. whenever i feel like being a half-assed parent, i toss him in the ball pit and proceed to sit outside of it to throw back all the balls he inevitably tosses all around my living room. more often than not, i am only half paying attention because i'm busy perusing my favourite subreddits while my kid goes ham in the neglection pit. 

so, we wake up this morning and i make us a delicious breakfast. i give him a bath and we "read" his favourite book. satisfied with my superb parenting skills, i decide to allow myself some reddit time. into the pit he goes, and i immediately log on to reddit. the usual routine ensues: he throws the balls, i haphazardly toss back the ones that are within reaching distance without so much as glancing away from my phone. this is where it all goes wrong. right in front of the ball pit, there are scattered mega blocks all over the floor that happen to be the same colours as the balls he is sending flying all over the place.

eyes still glued to my phone, i'm tossing the balls back his way as fast as he can throw them. i grab what i assume is a ball and let it drift. just as i release it from my hand,  my mind registers that what i just threw was not spherical at all. and then i hear it. *thunk.* i look up, and my kid is throwing his best "you fucked up, mom" face my way. i manage to snap a quick photo and he goes back to playing. i immediately get him a bowl of ice cream for being a bamf and not crying after being pelted in the face with a hard plastic rectangle.


 

[http://imgur.com/v17rxki]

TIFU by throwing a mega block at my two year old's face