Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok so this is more of a today i realized i fucked up a week ago, but what ever. so after school all the kids waiting to be picked up by their parents wait out in front of the school. laying down out front on the grass my crush sits across from me and puts her feet up against mine. i should also mention theres always large groups of people around this area standing and sitting. also keep in mind she has bigger feet than me and we both have kind of small feet. ok so after talking for a bit she stares at our feet and says loudly

"you know if a guy has small feet it means he has a small penis."

i was shocked, embarrassed, and offended by the remark. this also made my friends laugh at me as well as her and her friends. so i replied with

"wow you must have a pretty big dick then."

she proceeds to get up and walk away. so she stops talking to me for a week. i honestly didn't think much of it. her friends later approached me and called me a jerk and explained. i guess some people who heard the joke have teased her about it. i also found out the joke made her cry which i felt pretty bad about. i honestly hated myself because she's getting bullied for it, but saying i had a small dick was pretty fucked up so w/e. i tried to put an end to it, but i didn't have much luck.

TIFU by comparing my feet to my crushes.