Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: didn't happen today, happened last night.

i live alone in an apartment and was merrily eating a dinner of ramen noodles while watching some tv when for some reason i inhaled way too many noodles while deciding i didn't need to chew and they got stuck in my throat.

coughing and trying to spit them out wasn't working, they had totally blocked my throat up to the point i was starting to panic and was about to have to start going banging on doors to see if any neighbours were home and could help or call an ambulance.

finally worked out that i had got everything stuck fairly high up still and could reach the wad of noodles if i stuck my  fingers in my throat...thankfully given the way noodles are, as i pulled a little out more started coming, as more came out the blockage lessened and i was able to cough them all out and not die.

scariest few moments of my life and that includes the time i broke my back in a parasailing accident and the almost having a heart attack.

TIFU by almost dying to ramen