Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: all of my roommates are gone except for bob and gunther. i have changed their names in this post for their privacy.  we are enjoying the last bit of our winter break and our trek into becoming nocturnal. we are pale and enjoy hiding from that bright scary thing in the sky. 

i am going about my "morning" ablutions around noon, as i hear a knocking on the front door. this was expected as gunther has been coming up to bob's room for the past two weeks to play "smite" on his computer at about this time.  (we live in a house that has two apartments in it. bob and myself have the upstairs with another roommate. gunther and two other guys live in the downstairs apartment. the knocking was on the door to the upstairs apartment)

i don't know about the rest of you, but i show affection by swearing at or heckling my friends. naturally, i walk to the door in a towel and yell, " i hope it's the fucking room service!"

it wasn't the room service. nor was it gunther. instead it was a sweet lady about 50-60 years old, holding a tray of fresh raspberry walnut muffins. she gracefully responds with, "no. actually it is the bakery" in the sweet old lady voice that i swear to god only exists in shitty children's movies. 

so here i am. i am dripping in a towel, blushing, and beginning the most sincere apology of my life. the woman ended up being my neighbor that i have never met. 

as she leaves, the door to bob's room opens. gunther was already sitting in there, watching bob play smite. gunther, my german roommate, simply says, " wow. you are actually worse than hitler." and closes the door.

a few days later, my other roommate moves back. this roommate returns the platter and stays over there with the lady, laughing at me and the encounter for 40 minutes.

TIFU by swearing at a 50-60 year old woman who made me raspberry walnut muffins for no reason