Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: story happened about 12 years ago, but i though reddit might still enjoy. long time lurker first time poster.

before i get to the bottle rockets i need to tell a little back story. so, all of my childhood was spent trying to be cool enough to hang out with my older brother and his friends. during sleepovers i would be permitted to be in their presence as long as i was their “nacho bitch” which was making them nachos whenever they wanted. the main instigator of creating tasks for me to be allowed to hang was named thomas. as time went on the tasks became more extreme than just making nachos. i have been whipped by an indiana jones replica whip to which i was told to close my eyes, and stand still because we have a surprise for you. another time, i had firing squad of roman candles shot at me as i was forced to ride a unicycle. as 12 year old boy this is the iron price of being able to hang out with the cool kids. 

now i can start to tell the story about my b-hole.  on this particular occasion thomas had just acquired a fresh stock pile of fireworks. being twelve i would have given or done anything to get my hands on some of that contraband. as it turns out i was even willing to shoot bottle rockets out of my ass to acquire a few for myself.  the deal that we struck was that if i shot 1 bottle rocket out of my butt he would sell me 5 bottle rockets for 5 dollars. my business sense was just as dumb as my actual sense, because i happily agreed.

to light off butt bottle rockets we retreated to our favorite spot for mischief, the parking lot behind ace hardware. to this day i remain extremely flexibly to the point as a 6’4’’ grown man i can easily get into the human pretzel (both legs over the head) which is the position i more or less took  to light the fire works out my ass. i de-pants just to the point that my butthole was showing. there were about 5 of us kids total and as i am assuming the position i am struggling to get the bottle rocket in my butthole. thomas the one selling me the fireworks was forced to help place the bottle rockets. once he got one in he figured that i am pretty much helpless and shoved two more bottle rockets in my b-hole. once everything was set he quickly lit all three bottle rockets. the one thing i didn’t account for was the crazy hot sparks showering my ass. i am able to allow one bottle rocket escape out my anus before it went into complete lock down mode. with the sparks shooting on my bare skin i instinctively clench my butthole with all my might. as the bottle rockets hits lift off stage my butthole is still keeping the firework anally attached to my body. i am now screaming “hawt hawt hawt” in pain so i decide to sit up. right as i sit up with the bottle rockets still in my ass explode. to which i immediately jump up and continue to screaming “hawt hawt hawt” not sure if my balls are even still attached to my body anymore. luckily, my gouch jumped on that grenade and my boys are just fine. afterwards my friends were kind enough to check my butt to make sure everything was okay to which we discovered two large circles of black powder on my ass. because thomas shoved an extra two bottle rockets up my ass i demand 10 extra bottle rockets. i sold my extra 10 bottle rockets to my friends at school for 20 bucks. turns out my business sense wasn’t as dumb as i thought.

i loved my childhood and i don’t view anything that happened as abuse. shit like this just happens when you grow up in a house of 5 boys.

TIFU by letting my friends shoot bottle rockets out of my butthole…