Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so for a little bit of backstory: i'm on vacation with my family and we are staying in this shitty hotel where the room is the size of a hallway then curves around a corner to the 3 beds lined up tightly packed against the walls, so there is no warning when someone may come in, and the walls are literally so thick you can't hear anything around you. 

so there i am just minding my own business and using the hotels complimentary wifi, because my family had decided to go shopping for the day and i stayed at the hotel because being the only male on this vacation, following them to these stores and watching them try on clothes is very tiresome and literally make me want to rip my hair out. so i'm browsing the web and think.... "hey, throwaway52101. why not just have a quickie? i mean you're alone in this room all day, so why not just bust joe to calm the old nerves?" first bad mistake. so i'm browsing the web for a suitable video until i come upon one where this amazing blonde is riding on top and i decide to just pull my dick out, because i mean nobody is there so who cares? well as i am getting into the zone, and my headphones are blasting this girls moaning, i hear my door open and the room service women talking as they come in. they round the corner just as i notice, and i pull my pants up faster than you would believe, and she runs back around the corner for me to collect myself. she then comes back around and says that she's here to clean, so i take my walk of shame downstairs in the hotel and i am writing this as i sit in the lobby waiting about 15 minutes or so to go back upstairs. my face is as red as a fucking tomato right now, but now i feel that every staff member in the hotel is looking at me funny (mind there's only like 5 people who work there bc this hotels tiny). so i come here because i have no other place to which i could share my story with people who may or may not understand. so there it is reddit. i fucked up.

TIFU by jacking off in my hotel room