Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened a couple of months ago. just realized it would be relevant to post here. 

backstory:  i am a teenager and i live with my mother and sisters.

 it was around 3 or 4 in the afternoon that day and i had a huge headache. it felt like my head was going to explode. i remembered reading somewhere that masturbating relieves headaches. i went ahead and gave it a try. it was going handsomely. i was about to bust and i could find nothing to stop myself from jizzing everywhere. i quickly opened the closest drawer to me and used a handkerchief that i found inside it. i cleaned up and left the handkerchief on my table. i just sat there on my bed for a few minutes waiting for the pain to stop. it felt like it was getting worse so my only solution was to sleep.

i woke up at 7pm when my mother called me and my sisters for dinner. i couldn't wake up. i felt like shit. my mother eventually came in my room to see what i was doing. she patted my forehead and told me to stay still because apparently, i had a fever. she came back in the room with a bucket of warm water. i was still half asleep. 

( when me and my sisters were little and we had fever, she would always get some warm water and apply it to diferrent areas of our faces with a piece of cloth. )

in my room, the only piece of cloth she could find was the handkerchief on my table. the handkerchief!

i was asleep when she was placing it on my face. it felt so good. the warm water dripping on my face felt like heaven. she placed it near my eyes once and the water sunk in my eyes. she placed it on my forehead and my hair got wet with hot semen water. lastly, she placed it on my mouth. she placed it on my mouth and left the room. i opened my eyes to see where she went and i tried to move the cloth onto my forehead again. only then did i realise. i didn't know how to react so i started laughing out loudly. when i realised that that water went into my mouth, i went to the bathroom immediately and rinsed my mouth thoroughly.

i didn't even go to eat after that. i didn't even think about getting a shower. i just went the fuck back to sleep. i woke up the other day with the handkerchief and the water still on my table.

the worst thing in that fuck up was that my mother touched my semen. it was so fucked up.

TIFU by getting semen in my mouth.