Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened just a few days ago.  

a little background- in the apartment complex i live in, it is predominately populated by middle eastern people, and not all of them are polite.

having said that, one of the things i noticed was my neighbors are incredibly rude when it comes to either 1) holding the door open for you, or 2) minding their p's and q's when you do this for them.

so here's the 'fu'.  my car was parked in the underground garage and i had to go grab something from it.  i get in the elevator and i'm accompanied by 2 of my rude neighbors, a man and his wife, presumably.  we get to the lobby, and we have 2 doors to go through.  at the first door, the gentlemen walks through first, holds the door open just barely enough so he can get through, and lets go of the door.  the lady makes no effort to grab the door, and i quickly reach my hand out to prevent it from hitting her in the shoulder.  after i do this, she makes no acknowledgment of the kind gesture i had made, and continues on her way.

so here's where the gears start grinding in my head, and i quickly come up with an evil little plot to serve this fucking lady a piece of humble pie.

after the first door, there is two other options to get to the garage.  the first is through the front door, where i would go outside and then go downstairs to the garage.  the second is where i walk across the building and enter in the other entrance (our building has two entrances), where i can access the garage through the building.

so, seeing a golden opportunity here, i decide to walk close enough behind the lady so she hears my footsteps and thinks i am behind her, but at the last moment veer off and not use the main door, and use the other entrance to the other side of the building.

and oh boy did this little bitch get hers.  so i essentially ghost her to the door, where her s/o does the same action as before (holds the door, just enough for him) and lets the door go.  the woman, who is fully expecting the white boy behind her to hold the door for her, again, makes no gesture to grab the door, again, and it smacks her right in the shoulder hard as hell this time.  now this isn't one of those lightweight doors that kind of bounces off your body if it bumps you.  i live in an older building and this door was heavy as fuck.  

the door this her and at this point i'm about 3 feet from the door, looking over my shoulder as it does so.  she looks up, completely bewildered that i didn't hold the door open for her, and glares at me like i'm the most disgusting person ever.  she then says something in another language to her s/o, who also turns back to look at me like i had just fucked up.  and oh baby was that feeling so sweet.

 

maybe next time someone is being polite and does a favor for this little bitch she will be a little more appreciative.

TIFU by not holding the door open for a woman