Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm an e5 in the us navy, and was standing a 5 hour watch as petty officer of the watch.

as petty officer of the watch, you have 2 main responsibilities. pass the word over the 1mc (basically a pa system for the whole ship) and keep security on the ship, so no one just barges on board and starts shooting up the place or whatever. you also have an officer of the deck, who is in charge of letting people on board and inspecting them, and a messenger of the watch, who will run messages, and assist the ood and poow in anything they may need.

the messenger is usually a very new, low ranking person on board fresh from boot camp. mine that watch was a hard charger, happy to be there and proud to serve, and also very ready to learn. i have no problem training the new guys, but when you have someone asking you a question every 5 minutes, it gets kind of aggravating. especially when they just barge in mid phone conversation or mid 1mc announcement to ask one.

i'm about halfway through my watch when its time to announce dinner for the people who live on board and the duty section. this is what i manage to get out.

"mess gear, clear the mess decks, early dinner for shut the fuck up boot."

he had asked me a question about whether or not he should do something or other, and i had finally lost my temper mid announcement without clicking off the 1mc. unsure what to do, i belay my last (basically saying ignore my last announcement) and repeat the call to dinner how its supposed to be said.

10 seconds later, i'm relieved of watch, and have the duty section leader and command duty officer yelling at me. tomorrow i get to talk to the executive officer, and probably the skipper as well.

i hate boots.

TIFU by yelling at the new kid.