Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened a couple years ago, blah blah blah.

here's a little backstory.  i was enlisted in the air force.  i was in guam going through "predeployment training." basically we were going through combat training for a 6 month vacation to a rich country in the middle east.  the first few days were death by powerpoint.  for 8ish hours a day, we were learning about stuff that we not going to the use for our "deployment." we also had a snack room and this is where the fuck up happened.  

i was getting coffee one morning and one of the guam training instructors walked by me.  he looked at my coffee and said, "you like your coffee how i like my women."
i looked down at my coffee and blurted out the first thing that came to mind. i replied, "oh, black?"
he instantly gave me the most disgusted, soul piercing look and said, "no, strong" and then walked away.
he never spoke to me for the remaining couple weeks but every time we made eye contact he always looked at me with hatred.  i still don't understand why he would expect to say "strong."

TIFU by offending a military training instructor.