Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i love me some finger foods.  

i would love to tell you that this was only my first time sacrificing taste buds and roof-of-mouth cohesion in favor of digit dexterity - alas, this happens fairly regularly.  

"but the laws of temperature and gravity work!" you might argue - indicating that 1) said tenders will not float away or cease to exist, and 2) they will cool sufficiently on their own.  alas, i don't have time for such analyses.  i'm hungry.  and this shit smells delicious.

TIFU by deciding "Damn, this chicken tender is really hot... I should put it into my mouth to avoid burning my fingers."