Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well i decided today that i was going to rub out a nice one and grabbed the first thing i could use as lube, applying it to my genital bits.

it was great at first and i finished, but during clean up while everything was returning back to it's original size i began to feel a burning sensation. i ran to the shower and decided to blast my balls with the high pressure setting on the shower head. needless to say it hurt, so my balls were burning and i hit my dick with a high pressure shower head. so now i'm in loads of pain.

TIFU by using masturbating with a lube containing menthol and petrolatum.