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this happened about an hour and a half ago. so yesterday i had some mild food poisoning brought on by leftover pulled pork, i think. fast forward to today and i'm feeling much better, had some eggs and a banana for breakfast, no problems arise.  just before my last class of the day i get a hankering for some lo mein and orange beef. i satisfy my need with the chinese food restaurant in the student union. again everything seems fine and i head over to lecture. it was not fine. i prefer to sit in one of the rows closer to the front so i can at least pretend to be a good student. and there happened to be a good spot in the 3rd row a couple seats down from a gorgeous girl. now i'm not much for hitting on girls mid-class because i do actually need to pass. but she's easy on the eyes, and maybe the opportunity would arise to strike up a conversation. but i digress. the opportunity did not arise, rather lecture turned into 30 minutes of pure hell. twenty minutes into class my insides begin to churn something awful and have the sound effects to go with it. what starts as drawn out groans and gurgling, begins to spout more detrimental effects further south. amidst all this, my professor announces that our first quiz is on monday and, being the cool guy he is, is going to give us some answers without giving us the answers. i begin shifting around in the little wooden stadium seat trying to ease the pressure in whatever way possible. my body is screaming, "get out now, maintain some dignity while you can." but the exit is all the way in the back, i am smack in the middle of the row, multiple people between me and the aisles. i did not trust that i could easily shimmy past them without gassing the front of the room... or worse. so i planted where i was and continued to squirm, trying to focus as much as i could on what the professor was saying, and off of the circus in my stomach. i caught a few weird glances in my direction like i was on drugs or about to have some sort of psychotic episode. reasonably so, what with all the shifting, clenching and now visible sweating. seconds seemed like days but i powered through. i even managed to wait until my row was clear before i tried getting out of my seat. out in the hallway, it seemed like all time had stopped. think of the flash, as if everybody was moving really slow but he's weaving in between people like they weren't there. that was me up until i made it into the stall. my only relief from this event is that being in a lecture hall i can sit pretty much anywhere and never have to interact with the people who saw me in the horrific state i was in.

TIFU by eating Chinese food before lecture.