Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i work in construction.  today at work i got horny.  i'm no dry guy but had no lube but i did have wd-40.  i brought a can into a porta-john and went at it.  some of it got into my urethra and now my dick hurts like no other.  it's red, inflamed, and burns like the fires of hell.

i.  fucked.  up.

TIFU by using WD-40 as a JO lubricant at work.