Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i currently live in a small town in texas.  it is one of those small towns where everybody knows everybody.  our town is extremely conservative and still a considered a "dry" town, to put it into prospective.  

i'm 27 and up until a few months ago lived in a rent house with my 28 year old brother.  we pretty much had an open door policy at our rent house, as friends and family would come and go, hanging out at "the bachelor pad" as they pleased.  being a town where everyone knows each other, crime is low, therefore i keep my vehicle and house unlocked at most times.  

three months ago i purchased my first home....where the fuck up begins.  i purchased a considerably higher priced house, however i think it will payoff in the long run.  to conserve my cash flow, i decided not to purchase cable tv, saving me roughly $100 a month.  as a substitute, i purchased an apple tv and simply stream netflix, hbo, and espn, using my brothers cable passwords.  

one night, i had several of my friends over to the house to smoke a bowl and hang.  my friends and i have prominent positions in the community, working in the bank, schools, and government positions, however our marijuana use is what you would consider "closet smoking", as our reputation would suffer in such a small town.  anyways, we load a bowl and begin to pass the bong.  in the middle of the session i realize the window blinds to my house our open, so i go to close the shades, as i live approximately 100 yards from the local high school.  one of my friends proclaims, "what are you paranoid".  we proceed to continue smoking several bowls.  at this point we are all blazed, and having good conversation and laughs, all while trying to watch the never ending buffering of "watch espn app".  the buffering brings upon chiding from my friends about my frugalness.  whereupon i proceed to change to the hbo go app on the apple tv, to try and sell the lack of tv to them.  this is when i scroll down on the show options and find the late night softcore porn on the hbo go app and begin to brag about having a nice new outlet to some quality porn.  i proceed to select the show "atomic hotel erotica", for are viewing pleasures, as we load another bowl, one of my friends says, "are we really going to watch this", i reply, "why not".  mind you i have a a brand new sixty inch plasma screen tv that faces the front door of my house, being clearly the first thing you see when you walk in my front door.  the cheesy softcore porno starts to play, and suddenly two loud knocks on my front door are swiftly followed by my mother opening the door and abruptly walking inside.  one of my friends bolts into a dead run, while i hurriedly grab the bong and start walking to the other room, as all others are frozen in place.  my mom enters to a haze of marijuana smoke and double d tits on a sixty inch tv, and promptly proclaims "oh, i'm sorry" and quickly slams the door shut.  we proceed to die laughing for the next hour and still laugh about it every time we get together.  without a doubt my mom learned new things about me and my friends that day, but true to mom form, she has never said a word about it to anyone, and that's why she is the shit.    

to this day she hasn't came back inside my house, however my dad has knocked and waited for me to answer the door every time he has been over since.  my friends and i often debate if the shock of the moment allowed her to process and register all that was going on in the room at the time.  does she know we smoke?  was the porno on the tv so distracting it threw her off?  did the sudden scattering of my friends throw her since of smell off?  does she think we sit around on the weekends smoking weed and watching porn?  all hilarious topics of discussion we have often.  

tl;dl 
my mom walked into my house while me and several of my friends were smoking a bong and watching a soft core porno, "atomic hotel erotica".  she had know idea we smoked, and got quite the view of the television upon here entrance.

TIFU when my mom walked in on me and adult friends watching Atomic Hotel Erotica.