Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck up just happened, but started about two weeks ago when i bought a bag of small orangie citrus fruit (tangerines?). as a single guy, i've been trying to sneak more fruits/vegetables into my diet.  anyway, the orangies were delicious but there were 20 or so in the bag and me just living alone found it hard to finish them off - which leads to my fuck up.

while putting away groceries last night, it looked like the orangies were ready to go to the trash. there were about 8 left - slightly spongy and questionable. i briefly considered tossing them in the trash, but then i figured they'd do better off going down the garbage disposal in my sink.

the disposal ate the first orangie with no complaint, so i fed it the rest one by one with the water running. no problems. but then.... the water started to slowly creep up and i knew i was deep in fuck up territory. i tried a plunger - no effect.

i went to bed with about 8 inches of water in the sink. when i woke up this morning, the sink was empty leading me to believe that i didn't have a *complete* clog and i just need force to blow the clog through the pipes.

i realized my dishwasher discharges through same pipes as the sink and garbage disposal, so i turned it on and blocked the sink drain to make sure all the pressure was going towards the clog.

as the dishwasher started draining, i could hear the water gurgling and trying to find the path of least resistance.... which turned out to be me and my ill-fated attempt to cover the sink drain. i attempted to bleed out a little pressure from the drain resulting in a rain of hot dishwasher water and orangie pulp... like a citrusy mount vesuvius. the window about my sink is completely covered in orangie bits and smells fairly nice.

btw - the sink is still clogged.

 


p.s. if anyone has any tips (aside form calling a plumber), please advise.

update1 - a lot of people asking about the setup. i have a two basin stainless sink. the disposal and the other basin have separate p-traps (not my doing).  both of those traps are routed into a y connector with a cleanout.  my plan after work is to pull the cleanout and see how that goes.

update2 - i believe the clogs is after both p-traps as the water level in both basins stays fairly level.

update3 - instead of taking a picture, i drew a [shitty one](http://imgur.com/zsi30aw) for you fine people.

TIFU by using my dishwasher to unclog my sink