Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well, again, obligatory statement, this happened a week ago, not exactly today. in my office, there's this disabled toilet which is a lot bigger and more comfortable than the normal toilet. since there's no disabled persons in the office, we used it quite regularly. the toilet seat has these really nice cushioned back pads to prevent wheelchair users from hurting themselves, while moving between wheelchair and toilet seat, which i find really comfortable.

on that fateful day, i was seating on the seat as usual, contemplating about life, when i notice the red thread that runs from the top of the ceiling to the floor. being curious, i thought "who the fuck would put the light switch right next to the toilet seat?"... i mean, i noticed it for quite a while now, that the thread has been there, but it was only at that point in time, i felt an urge to pull it. 

being a curious cat, i pulled the cord. but nothing happens.... lights didn't go off, it just clicked. so i thought, ah well, let's go back to my shitting business. i was shitting while browsing through reddit for another minute, when the door suddenly burst opened. one of my colleague is at the door, with our guard (whom i know by first name basis). they were concerned, and thought something was wrong. 

u can only imagine the pain i was going through.... my shit hanging halfway on my asshole, my hands on the phone, too late to cover my genitals. a guard and my colleague standing on the doorway, expecting to find some sort of emergency inside.... and to make matters worst, the toilet is located on a busy corridor, so curious passerby could see the whole fiasco. 

turns out, the cord activates the red light outside the disabled toilet, which says "call security for assistance if red light is on". being on a busy corridor, it didn't take long for my colleague passing by to notice it, and call the guard. they were excited about "saving" this guy who is in trouble. being in a dull office, these thing doesn't happen often, and i'm sure the guard was super excited to have something to do. so they unlocked the door from the outside, to "save" the guy inside, only to find me with my pants down, laughing at a tifu post on reddit. 

 

edit: changed frontal genitals to just genitals, because obviously i only have one.

edit 2: chord to cord. wow.... this is getting big.... xd 

update: i've actually realized that there's a small reset button located near the toilet seat today. now i know what that's used for......

wow! this is getting bigger! thanks guys, i never know a stupid fuck up like this can reach this many people!

TIFU by being too curious while shitting in a disabled toilet