Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: in good fashion this happened months ago. when i'm drunk i like to cook with in the safety of my home with a sober supervisor. 

when i grab round shaped objects like apples or oranges i throw them backward over my shoulder and catch them. being drunk i thought i could do this with an egg. turns out i'm an egg. 

in my drunken haze i threw the egg over my shoulder and all was going well. my friend thought i was doing just fine except i misjudged the distance of the fridge door in front and the egg landed perfectly in my hand but i extended too far and hit the fridge door, i closed my fist tight and crushed the egg. handful of egg shell and yolk plus whites dropped down all over the floor. 

i learned my lesson.

Tifu getting too cocky while drunk?