Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: let me start off by saying that i am not the smartest person when it comes to long term decisions, and that i should never be allowed to make a life decision for anyone. 

background : so the reason i have twifub is for "this week i fucked up badly", because not only have i probably messed up my hard disk, i also lost my tablet i use on the daily. today, on black friday, my school had a trip to a local art gallery for our arts course, and on the week after we're talking about first nations art and artists, so it's a bonus

cut to friday morning, with me rushing out of bed, drinking some tea, and leaving to go sit on the bus for 40 minutes and play some carmageddon on my nvidia shield tablet

arrive at gallery, but become instantly paranoid when i see where they are making us leave our stuff, in the middle of the seating area on hooks with no private cubbies / cabins. so i take my tablet out of my bag and bring it with me to our first program, and the moment i arrive at our first meeting point i realise with a deathly feeling in my stomach, i'm missing my tablet from my pocket (my pocket will fit it and sort of "grabs" a corner, keeping it in). so i run back, find nothing, spend the rest of the day talking to security, lost & found, and information desks. me, being the absolute fool that i am, i didn't sign into the free wifi there, so i was unable to locate it from android device manager, and i've already sent about 3 different password resets, and i've been unable to find it. not only that, the hard disk on my computer has been messed up since wednesday, so i have no currnet .net framework, no key dlls that i cannot recover, and missing .exe s.

TIFU (TWIFUB) By Being a Paranoid And Impatient Fool