Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok this happened 10 min ago.... i was pretty medicated after taking a few dabs and decided to watch some stuff on hulu. while zoned out my dog starts barking and i was all like "this damn dog is randomly barking again" (or for reasons unknown, she does this alot) so i notice this time it is towards the door but that is strange considering that i live in a apt building that is locked, including the inside hallway doors. my neighbors all keep to themselves (don't even know anyone on my floor's names) so i did not think that was it either. i open the door and it is this woman who helps the nice lady below me. she informed me that there was an alarm going off and they needed help. so i went downstairs to their apt to check it out.  it ended up being the monoxide detector, i took it off the wall scraped some stuff off the back so i could replace the batteries. when i was leaving the old woman was so happy that i figured out the problem (not a big deal) and i gave her my phone number and she wrote down 2 phone numbers one is her's and the second one belonged to "maria". what is the problem you asked? well there were 3 women there and between being awestruck by the cute one (the other two were older relatives or something) and being stoned i forgot the 2 women's names and only remembered the woman who actually lived downstairs. so being the ignorant/horny 22 year old male that i had an epiphany  "oh grace you sly minx, you could have easily done that by yourself. no way i was there to "help" you, it must have been to introduce me to that gorgeous younger woman there" cause why else would i get two numbers am i right??? nope...... i was texing thinking it was the young girl's number but it was the other old lady.... fml i am now the creepy guy that lives upstairs. *edit tdlr, thought i was being set up with cute girl by smooth old lady. she actually just needed me to grab a monoxide detector cause i am tall and they are short.

TIFU: Thinking that my neighbor was super smooth