Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory opening, this happened last night

i'd been planning this epic birthday trip for me in japan along with my so. literally months of prep went in, for restaurant reservations, photo shoot appointments, and even assembling a squad to chill with when we get there (thanks reddit). so needless to say i was super stoked and ready when the time finally came.

throughout the day i'd been busy doing last minute packing, manicure, hair etc. just to feel pretty and well kept, like i usually do before a long-ish flight. it's ramadan time , and my country is a muslim country, so although i'm not muslim i tend to cut down on food during this time simply because it's a bit harder to get (lack of street food, some shops open much later than usual). i felt fine throughout the day so i didn't think much about it, but i didn't eat more than half a meal until dinner.

backstory - i kinda have a thing for airline food. call me gross or whatever but i love it. so when my so and i were having dinner before departing to the airport, i asked him if our flight served food soon enough (our flight was at 11pm) and he said duh, within the first hour. so i thought eh since that's the case i'll just have a high protein low carb dinner and eat more on board. that's where my fuck up happens.

as we reach the airport i feel a sharp pain in my stomach. thinking it could be an onslaught of diarrhea, which would be worse than hell on an airplane, i go to the bathroom and text my so i'll be needing some time. and after this text, i will recall nothing at all anymore. 

apparently, i start to feel light headed and frantically call my so to save me because i was about to faint. my so was bewildered because it had been at most 5mins since i went to the bathroom. he calls a lady to escort him inside and as they open the door a loud thud was heard- which they will soon find was the sound of my head hitting the floor. they said i looked like a dead fish, eyes open mouthing words but completely cold to touch. my so starts freaking out thinking i'm maybe dying and chaos ensues as he tries to get the whole airport to help me. this was at 9pm.

i fully awake at 2am to the sound of the ct scan machine. all the while in my head weird thoughts were dancing about, stuff like tokyo, my cat, and feeling like i wasn't quite in my body. when i was wheeled back to bed, i see my dad and my so and i ask them immediately "i'm fine right?" "can we still go to tokyo?" which my so replies, "you've asked that five times, you've been talking to us." i cannot even describe how it feels to hear that you aren't in control of your brain.

i swear i've been asleep or something throughout all those hours but apparently i was "awake" the entire time, and making intelligible comments. i feel like i died for a bit. at 3am i was discharged, and i just broke down crying because i couldn't recall jack shit of the past 5hours/an overwhelming feeling of dread and guilt. thankfully, i didn't have any serious damage apart from being very sore and losing my short term memory. 

since i woke up until now, looking at my messages, snapchats, itinerary and everything has been like i'm seeing it for the first time. some things are familiar but i don't really know why. my head is more tender than freshly milled cotton and i have bruises everywhere. and worst of all, my so is having some sort of ptsd after seeing me "basically dead with eyes open" and is regularly tearing up :(

now, we have a shitload of reservations to cancel as well as trying our best to mitigate the damage by negotiating our flight+hotel bookings with expedia. i still feel immense guilt (and pain) for being the cause of all this happening.

TIFU by having a concussion at the airport before Tokyo and giving my partner PTSD