Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened today. me and one of my firends went hunting with his mom's boyfriend. after about 4 hours of hearing and seeing nothing, we decide to split up to cover more land. i go off on my own. i'm motivated, as i haven't been hunting since i was 7 (now 18) and i *want* that deer. it's mine. that's my dinner tonight. i'm trudging through the woods, surefooted as a mountain goat. maybe a little *too* surefooted. i take a step downhill a little too confidently and loose my balance. i fall flat on my ass. and apparently a branch was sitting straight up out of the ground. it goes through my pant and my underwear. i feel it injure my ass. i don't know how or to what extent, but it *hurts* so i get up and start *screaming* "evan!" ... "rick!" ... "help!" and nothing. and so after about 5 mineuits of not hearing back i decide to fire my gun. however loud i am, a 12 gauge is louder. i shoot and go back to screaming. nothing. i call him on his cell; nothing. i'm just gonna keep on trying and eventually i find them and we leave. i call my girlfriend and tell her to sign out of school and meet me and my buddy's house with my truck, i need to go to the hospital. i go to the hospital and in short, that trip consisted of the docter informing me that this tree *literally* ripped me a new asshole. and that same docter fingering my ass while a pretty little nurse holds my cheeks spread. i can confidently say that i'm not gay. but after the modern rendition of *freddy got fingered* i asked him "so are we at least going on a second date?" and he responds "bud, you've earned a *third*" so at least he had a sense of humor. wish my asshole regards.

TIFU by getting Buttfucked by nature.