Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, this just happened.  i have to post it now or i never will.

last night a friend came to town so we naturally went out and had a few drinks.  i had a few too many, especially because i had to be at work this morning at 8am.  fast forward to today:  i am hungover and only have time to grab some grapefruit for breakfast.  i *really* wish i would have gone for the bagel.  my boss is out today, so of course this means my new job is to reddit day long.  i thought it would be fine to read an old thread that i have been trying to get through.  it's an askreddit thread about secrets that if let out of the bag would ruin lives. those of you who know what i am talking about will understand.  on this thread, a gentleman describes his **"cum box"**.  being a lady of 26, i was curious.  *i don't  understand,* i thought, *surely he doesn't mean a box into which he ejaculates. i must get to the bottom of this sexual mystery.* and then there is a link.  in my hungover state, i just clicked on it knowing i probably wasn't going to like what i saw.  i was right. i did not like it.  in fact, i didn't like it so much that i vomited grapefruit (and i think a little bourbon). on my desk.  i vomited grapefruit on my desk at work.  i don't know how many of you have vomited grapefruit before, but let me tell you: it's fucking disgusting. and it burns.  it burns a lot.

TIFU by clicking on a link to an image I knew I would regret....at work.