Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my tifu happened today - novel, i know.

do you all remember that tifu from a few weeks ago about the guy who stepped outside to have a cigarette and got locked out of his house without his phone or keys? 

well, it's a real thing. 

let's start with an introduction to my neighborhood. i rent in a tiny 'burbhood of townhomes that are connected and are all really spiky. every townhome has a triangular protuberance from one of its walls. also, i'm a lodger, technically, and i'm just here with my clothes and books and all of my landlord's stuff is still here, but he lives 3 hours away with his girlfriend. my neighbors are older and quiet, and i just kind of appeared a few months ago and all i get are puzzled looks and few hellos. probably because i didnt realize that you can totally see inside when i'm wandering around naked at essentially any time of day. 

anyway, my landlord is a bit weird. he diligently locks all the doorknobs when he comes to town. all of them. the door to the garage has 2 locks, the knob and the deadbolt. i blearily went out to take out the recycling this morning because it's been 6 weeks and it needed doing, but carefully closed the door to stop my cat from running into the street. 

yeah. 

its a 2 story dwelling and, just like all the doorknobs are locked, so are the windows. except my bedroom window above the garage (totally unreachable) and the window i leave open for the cat on the second floor of the pointy triangular protuberance. so i climbed to that window and and slithered in like a slithery thing. 

exhausted,  i took off my now-covered-in-spiderwebs clothes and went to shower. no towels. my towels were all in the dryer downstairs. remembering that it is prime "people going to work time" i wrapped myself in a sheet and stumbled down the stairs, getting a glass of water on my way to the dryer. which i spilled. everywhere. so i cleaned it up, stood up, and dropped my sheet just as my neighbor pulled out of his garage and looked over. i sat down. 

finally, towel in hand i rushed upstairs to shower and maybe...maybe the rest of today will be better. maybe, maybe, maybe. i hope.

edit:

TIFU by waking up