Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so we begin..

always checking into this sub, i've wondered "when will my tifu would happen?" this happened earlier this week and had to save the post for the weekend.

for a little background i live in mountains in northern california. i frequently rove into the woods on my property to cut down dead trees for firewood. growing up back east in new jersey, i've always gotten the spooks from ticks, especially the idea of lymes disease. i always check myself for ticks.

now on monday, i go off into the woods and do the usual but for some reason it really kicked my ass. exhausted afterwards, i go inside and throw myself on the couch. laying there i think to myself, "i gotta check for ticks." telling myself i'll to it later, i was too tired. the cat and dogs do every now and then. for me personally, i've never had a showdown with one of these bastards since i was probably 7. laying on the couch, i fall asleep.

tuesday comes, and i completely forgot to check myself for ticks. get ready and get to work. when i get back, my friend from back home calls and we're chatting away. i'm out back on the deck when i feel this pain shoot into my ribs. one of satan's henchmen is latched on to my ribs. as i said i've gotten a couple when i was a kid so i immediately knew what it was. i pry the tick off and toss it over the railing. i know i should have probably killed it but whatever. my friend and i stay on the phone cracking jokes about what just happened.

another 20 minutes go by still on the phone, us jersey folk can chat for hours. by now, i've wandered off into the woods quite a bit lollygagging away. suddenly i feel something on dick, my last words to my friend were: "i think there's a fucking tick on my peep! i gotta go." she starts cracking up, i hang up and start running full sprint to the house. i don't think i've ever been so focused on my own dick before. mid-stride and almost to the deck, i feel that shitpuppet dig in to my poor peep. the shock and pain almost took me to the ground. ran inside and dropped my jeans, and there it was. lucifers companion was having some lunch. i pulled thing off while it put up a fight. as soon as it detached, it felt like a molten rod was shoved up my peehole. with a stomach of blood from my dick, the tick was tossed into the fire.

the throbbing was horrible, and i decide to sooth it with some essiental oils. i knew it was gunna burn like shit but not this bad. i melted into the couch for hours while my peep was throbbing and still kinda burning. when i woke up tuesday morning, i didn't think i'd be making a blood scarifice to r'hllor.

always check for ticks kids.

TIFU by not checking for ticks. "NSFW"