Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i work at a home improvement store, and i thought it would be funny to use a nail as a toothpick. unfortunately,  i got bumped and somehow ended up swallowing the fucker. now i have to go through my stools (poop) for the next 7 days, and if it doesn't show or i start crapping blood i have to go to the er.

TIFU by swallowing a nail