Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened last night


my cat got outside sometime after i got back from work. i usually open my door and meow and he will come running. i meowed and heard nothing.  my glasses were off for some reason or another. 



i wandered outside to check the bushes outside my window. the cat likes to use them as a scratching post and then lay around with his front paws sticking out. 


i saw his paw hanging out of the bush. i touch his paw and say hey buddy time for bed. 



i was not my cat. it was stiff and had a different kind of fur.



i get down low to actually see what i touched. dug my phone out of my pocket for light



dead mouse. blood and guts coming out of it. 



cat came over after i finished freaking out



 



 [cat tax](https://imgur.com/gallery/cdzjz)

TIFU by looking for my cat without my glasses on