Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so as these tend to go this didn't happen today. i remembered this last night from years ago while sitting around a fire drinking with friends. 

so there used to be this stump in the back of my mother's yard. my sister's boyfriend (we'll call him reginald) and i had talked about how we should get rid of it. we were originally going to grind it but we couldn't find anybody to lend us a stump grinder. finally we go to lowe's and get some stuff to break it down and dry it out so we could set it ablaze. we drill holes in it and pour them bad boys in there and now we play the waiting game.

some time passes when eventually reginald informs me it is ready to burn it down. i get excited because my mother is out of town which means i can bring alcohol over while we do this. so we meet at my mother's house. i have the alcohol and he has the gasoline. haha. now, to be honest everything would have been fine if i had just brought beer but no...i brought a fifth of jack daniels...

so now we are a few shots and beers deep and i decide that the stump isn't burning hot enough so i go and grab the gas can. i had executed this technique earlier when the sun was still in the sky but now it was dark and i was hammered. i walk up to the burning stump and just before i go to pour the accelerant over the flames i hear my sister yell, "what are you about to do?" i turned to her and said, "don't worry i did this earlier." i turn back to the fire and proceed to carry out what could have been my undoing. 

as soon as that liquid met with that heat the stream pouring out of the can turned into a waterfall of hell fire. i freaked out and pulled back, which was a mistake because when i did i jerked the can as well causing flaming gasoline to soak my head and body. luckily i had the presence of mind to drop the can and start brushing the flames. i hear my sister screaming and crying which breaks my heart and now i think i'm going to die. haha. reginald just keeps shouting, "oh shit!"

finally i put out the flames and see the gas can is flaming from the spout so i run to it and kick it. again, luckily that worked and now the only thing burning is the stump.

TIFU by setting myself on fire