Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: welp guys, i truly fucked up. 

background, so i go to this college and i had to room with a random since all of my other friends were rooming with eachother. i'm a bit of a scrawny guy who is completely the opposite from my roommate. i play videogames, stay indoors, etc. let's call my roommate, jerry. jerry here is my roommate who is an athletic motherfucker who on the 5th day of college got to sleep with some girl (i do have to applaud him for that) and i was forced to sleep on the couch. now a week passed by and i come to my dorm and the lights were on. now, if the lights are on. then no one is in the fucking room. so i go to the bed, and i take out my phone, watch some videos, and start wanking it. now, what i didn't fucking realize was that jerry was on the other side of the room on his bed. after 5 minutes did he start moving the bed and that's when i fucking realized. oooooooooo shit. 

i'm typing this right now with my laptop in my lap freaking the fuck out. what will he do... what is he going to say. now, i'm not too sure if he knew that i was wanking since some people do move around in bed while sleeping; but i'm mother fucking sure that he was awake.

 

edit*: some clarifications. also, english is my 3rd language.

TIFU by wanking in my college dorm