Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've always read through this sub, but i never thought i'd do something so truly stupid i would be able to post here. throwaway, you'll see why.

this fuck up has happened over the past couple weeks, and be warned there is a lot of stupidity involved here.

a little backstory, i had the most amazing girlfriend. when we first met we hit it off straight away. we had gone through a couple rough patches but for the most part we never argued or had many problems. we lived in the same town for awhile, however i had family problems to attend to so for about a month i was with my family before moving back to a town about two hours away from eachother. she was kinda scared of me being away from her (not in a super clingy way), but we both swore things would be fine and we'd continue on. i'll call her steph for the sake of the story.

about one week ago i just moved back and was going through a lot of stress. we were having a hard time planning a day to meet up since i just came back into town and it required one of us to make the drive over there. so for a couple days i was feeling really down and wasn't a hundred percent sure if i could keep on top of a relationship when i was looking for a place to live (i was kicked out by my aunt and uncle where i stayed while going to school), looking for a job as i had no more money left, and basically just trying to find out what i was going to do. and now for the fuck up. i loved steph more than anything, but in that moment for whatever reason, instead of telling her i needed to just break things off, even just temporarily,

i told her that i kissed another girl while i was away.

in my fucking brilliant state of mind i thought it would be easier to say that i basically cheated on her rather than straight up break things off. the thing is i never so much as thought of doing anything with anyone else. looking back on it now i just don't understand where any sliver of thought was in my head that all i needed was a break from our relationship. 

needles to say she was pissed. and a few hours of ignoring me later i sort of realized what i just did. i ended up getting a hold of her, and promptly blew the fuck up out of proportion. i made up a story that a friend of mine kissed me out of nowhere while i was with her, and that i pushed her away and it caught me by surprise. i also said that it happened 2 weeks prior to when i told her. i made up a whole story that didn't even happen for literally no reason. the thing is, she seemed to forgive it and we went on a trip for my birthday that she had been planning for awhile. her mom however, hated me. she said that i must have been lying somewhere and that either i wasn't telling the whole story or something. 

anyways, the birthday trip went fine. but yesterday we got into a huge argument because she said it really did bother her. she broke up with me last night because she says she can't trust me and that she feels i'm cheating on her. in her words she says that she need some time alone and that she needs to trust me if its ever going to work. and honestly she has no reason to trust me now. i either continue with the dumbest lie ever, or tell her that i made it all up. and either way i think i just ruined things for good.

 

edit: i'm going to try and talk to her honestly about it all. wish me luck.

TIFU by completely ruining my relationship.