Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had eaten one pack before, and nothing really happened besides some slight discomfort and a little more "ease" in going to the bathroom. not uncomfortable or uncontrollable enough to deter me from eating them again.

i had read the amazon reviews before. they made sense, but were slightly exaggerated, i thought... until i ate *two* bags today, as i didn't have time to stop to eat lunch.

i have just spent an hour and a half *waddling* around the house like a pregnant woman, massaging my belly downwards, in excruciating pain as my belly grew harder and rounder, while throwing water on my face, contemplating my life, and crying (yes, actually crying) from the pain of my distended belly almost bursting from my skin and pressing into my internal organs and giving me actual back pain. i was on the verge of going to the hospital because i thought an organ was going to be compromised from the pressure. i've had food poisoning from bad smoked salmon before, but *never* anything like that.

it all ended in a comparatively quick trip to the bathroom, and what gas keeps building up is now releasing itself quite easily, but i can safely say that i am *never, ever* eating haribo sugar free gummi bears ever again.

TIFU by eating TWO packets of Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears