Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this did happen today! okay, so, we were celebrating my moms birthday (which is actually tomorrow, but today worked better for every ones schedules). 

they way we do b-days is it's basically a free for all for food and the b-day person picks. now, for the last 6 months i've been dieting and not consuming much sugar. 

breakfast, i had 4 doughnuts. they were fantastic. my stomach hurt after i ate them, but not too bad. 

lunch, i just ate the "cake" (red velvet brownies with cream cheese frosting). my stomach started hurting again.

my brother and i go to a movie (we made this plan before we changed our moms b-day to today). before we leave i poo a little. nothing bad, just a little soft.

i get a regular dr. pepper because i figure why not i already probably consumed 2000 calories, might as well enjoy a dr. pepper. before the movie begins i think i need to go poo again, but once we get seated i feel better. watch movie (the gallows), it was really good. after the movie i go to the restroom. i think i need to poo. i tried, nothing.

we go to cvs to look for the minion tic-tacs (my mom has been looking for them to no avail). they don't have them so we just look around. i start to feel bad. i get the i'm going to shit sweats. i start to feel all dry in the mouth like i'm going to throw up. i tell my brother we are going to leave now. 

i start the drive home. it is not looking good. my bro keeps asking if i'm going to be okay. by the time we park at home i'm about to lose it. i open the door, drop my jacket, throw my keys on the ground and run to the bathroom (for some reason i kept my purse). i'm on the pot for like 5 minutes and nothing. i decided to get off.

go in the living room start watching jeopardy with my mom, about 5 minutes later i'm running for the toilet again. as soon as i sat down a fountain of shit rains from my ass. i'm there for probably five minutes. after i wipe i check out my my shit because it felt like it was epic. i turn to see the most terrifying shit i've ever had. this shit was a pile about as large as both my hands side by side. roughly square in shape. it was diarrhea but not like usual - not quite as liquid-y. i flushed and it went down but it turned the water brown. i had to flush again. 

the smell was death. the smell was still there two hours later when my dad got off work. i pooed once more, but it was not as epic.

TIFU by eating nothing but sweets for breakfast and lunch...