Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i live with 2 roommates. i often stay awake late in my room, very late, and i do not like to make frequent restroom trips at this hour for fear of creating noise for my other roommates. also i do not like to use the bathroom at all, basically, unless i am home alone.

so what i do is i urinate into empty bottles. large bottles, like 2l coke bottles, the plastic vodka bottles, the large arizona tea jugs. stuff like that. 

i keep them in the back of my closet hidden by towels. usually once or twice a week i have a chance to empty them into the tub or toilet. however in the past few weeks i have let things get out of control and i had about 9 full urine bottles in my closet. some of them were pretty old. 

at my office, there is a dumpster out back. my plan was to throw the bottles into that dumpster. so when i was alone at home, i gathered the bottles up into a trash bag. i drove to work. i parked near the dumpster. i waited. i waited until i was sure i was alone.

i quickly rushed towards the dumpster with my bag. then, to my great astonishment and horror, a co-worker of mine came around the corner. i whirled around in shock and i think i even yelled. 

when i did this, in my panic, i spilled the bag, and all of my urine bottles fell out onto the parking lot and started rolling in different directions. i have never known such a sensation of horror and shame in all my life. 

there were a few seconds of silence. my co-worker looked at me for a moment and then just walked away without saying anything. 

i ran into my car and just drove away crying. i am certain he will tell everyone and i am certain i left my bottles in the parking lot also. 

i do not want to go to work on monday. i fear i may have to quit my job. if i'd only been a little faster. god damn it. i have resolved from now on to never allow my urine bottles to go above 3 bottles in the closet at one time, and i will never again try to dispose of them outside the home. i will always wait for the time at home when i am alone and empty them into the tub or toilet.

TIFU by accidentally revealing my urine bottles to a co-worker.