Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: My SO will be half asleep at 6:30am, I’ll pop my phone out. Jack it and then get up and dressed for work. 

I never used to do this infront of my SO but one day I just thought I’d do it and see if she said anything. She hasn’t said anything bad yet mainly just “Did you just have a wank?” And I’ll be like “yeah” and give her a kiss. Sometimes she gets horny and jumps on top other times she stays asleep.

I overheard someone from work saying her boyfriend masterbates infront of her when she declines sex. She talked about it in a bad way like he was an asshole for doing that... am I an asshole for just busting one out whenever.

masturbating in bed a morning before I get up for work