Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this didn't happen today but rather last night. i'm a college student on summer break so when my friends and i can get the chance to drink we do so. last night my friends and i were drinking and i got into an argument with one of them. let's call him ken. this argument was about whether or not it's ethical to ever spit at someone (i know stupid) anyway ken ends up winning everyone else over and it really pissed me off so i head to the other room and get hammered. after i'm really drunk one of my exs come the party and she brought some rum, i wanted rum, so i flirted my way to get some. after her and i down a bottle of bacardi i blackout. so i have been told after i blacked out she starts kissing me. now this is where we run into problems because i have a current girlfriend. luckily i pushed off my ex and my friends separated us. now when they are yelling at me about how i can't be going around kissing other chicks  because i have a girlfriend my phone decided it was a great time to call her. i have been having a problem with butt dials since i don't have a lock on my screen. so i have no clue what she heard but i know it was bad because i recently woke up with a pounding head and many angry and worried texts from my girlfriend. 
 
 while friends were yelling at me about it

TIFU by not putting a lock on my phone screen