Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: we had a bad storm go through here a couple of days ago, winds knocked down several trees, which of course had to be cleaned up today. 

our family has a system for this (with 40 acres this happens often). my dad runs the chainsaw and i help him however i can - pulling on branches while he's cutting, pulling stuff out of the way of the saw, moving limbs he's already cut, etc. my mom and daughters and whoever else is there drag everything to the burn pile. either my husband or my son mans the pile and keeps the fire going. it's a fairly efficient system. 

so today i was doing my normal job and my dad asked me to pull on a limb as he was cutting it. normally he'll only cut if we can see each other, mainly to make sure all of our various appendages stay attached. this limb was over my head and i couldn't see him so i didn't know when the branch was free. instead of falling like it was supposed to it hit me in the mouth. there was blood and ouch. fuck up #1. 

i got cleaned up and we went to cut another tree down. it was about as big around as my leg. dad gave me instructions: 

what i heard: grab this branch and pull so it falls this direction (what i'd been doing all day).

what he actually said: grab this branch and run like hell when the tree starts falling. 

i grab the branch, the chainsaw runs, i see him get through the tree, it starts falling and the next thing i know i'm bleeding in many places. 

the tree was a honey locust tree.... aka [thorny locust] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/honey_locust). go look at the pic... i'll give you a minute. 

yep. thorns everywhere. the thorns aren't just on the trunk of the tree - they are on the branches right out to the tips of the little twigs. and they're not all little thorns. most of them are 1" plus in length. 

my face, neck, arms, stomach and legs are all scratched up, some fairly deep. fuck up #2. 

and you know what? i think that's enough clean up for today. stay tuned and see how i fuck up tomorrow!

TIFU by not paying attention to the man with the chainsaw. Twice.