Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: last night i crawled into bed and was having trouble falling asleep, i was just laying there staring at the ceiling trying to calm my internal chatter when i hear a slight rhythmic squeaking coming from my smokin hot female neighbor's room above mine. knowing that she occasionally has male visitors over, which i have enjoyed hearing her groan from before, i started listening more intently. after a bit i hear some very slight moaning accompanying the steady squeak. 


living in an apartment with paper thin walls, i knew that she was the only one home and surmised that she was in fact masturbating. hot! so i start to get turned on and proceed to give me self a tug. she never really wavers in intensity, just staying quiet yet mostly even, rhythmically. 


i'm fantasizing seeing her fingering herself and moaning while i lead myself to orgasm and finish feeling rather satisfied. i lay there in post ejaculate comfort and note that she's still going, still the same steady rhythm. mmmm i'm loving this still! so i lay there listening for a bit, close my eyes and try to sleep once more. 


after a little while i hear her get up and go to the kitchen. but... i still hear the squeaking and the moaning....while she's in the other room. 


i open my eyes with confusion and for the first time note that the sounds aren't all coming from directly above me, the squeaking is, but the moaning sounds like it might be coming through my open bedroom door in fact....


so i get up and creep out slowly from my bedroom to find the source of the 'moaning'. as i walk out of my room the sound gets a bit louder and more localized and...familiar....


i then finally notice that this moaning is actually my cat, lying on the couch fast asleep, snoring. 


after a moment realizing my idiocy i go back to bed and also note that i've heard the squeaking before, on other hot nights such as this: a rotary fan in her bedroom.


 

edit: whoa! glad you all enjoyed my awkward wank. this is completely true although i don't have much of a way to verify. [this is my cat](http://i.imgur.com/mavaqwv.jpg) also, no i'm not a lonely creep, it's kind of a fact of life living in shoddily constructed apartments that you can hear everything, so why not enjoy it? wouldn't this kind of be the same as watching porn without video, being a total stranger and all? she also gives quite a loud vocal performance when she's got a guy over, and knowing how sound *penetrates* her apartment as well, i'm not sure she cares. as for the fan, just a guess, seemed to fit the requirements. maybe it's a vibrator....c'mere kitty kitty kitty

edit2: gold?! gold! thank you kind feline enthusiast! 


still^waiting^for^vagetables

TIFU by jerking off to my 'neighbor' masturbating NSFW