Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i go with some friends to the river like we sometimes do, it's a big area with no strong current.  i decide to walk upstream like i've done before.  i take my little bro and a friend.

they decide to be pansies and walk on the river edge, but i'm all about adventure and decide i'm traveling in the fucking rapids.  first obstacle was a natural slide that took a minute or two to power swim up it.  from there it was boulder jumping and clinging to avoid losing ground.  

finally i come to a big ass boulder the size of two ford explorers easy.  the water is higher than the last time i explored up here but i recognize it and remember thinking that if the water were higher (like it is for this story) and someone slipped they would surely get sucked under and drown since the exit was blocked by small rocks and branches, maybe a baby would make it through.  

so my smart ass decides to be adventurous and walk the path through the river.  i make a leap from a big boulder to a tiny one.  then there is a branch alongside the giant boulder of death which i test and then walk across.  now i'm on a small boulder, and see that there is another smaller boulder about 5 feet away that i can jump to.  i also note that if i slip there is a good chance of death by drowning after getting sucked under the giant ass boulder, and the current is very swift and strong.

i don't want to turn back, and this is the last risky move i have to make before joining my little bro and friend.  i calculate my leap, and i stick it....for a second.

then i immediately slip on algae and in a fucking instant the current pushes me into the giant rock, folds me, and pushes me under.  i don't no how long i was down there, not very long.  less than 10 seconds.  i somehow find something with my feet and manage to summon super strength and rocket myself back out against the speeding current.  which is faster than any human can swim i promise.

as soon as i rocket the fuck out of there i start to get sucked back in, i would not be able to summon that strength again.  i put my feet on the rock i slipped off of, and my upper back on the previous boulder.  i then arch myself up so the water can't push me.  now i'm fucking stuck like this screaming for help.  my little bro and friend came not because they heard me, but because i was "taking forever."

at this point i was contemplating my death, and was surprised at my acceptance of it, not really all that scared.  but i sure as hell wasn't going out without a fight.  i almost laughed when the thought popped up that if i did die my student loans would be forgiven.  i laughed later.

they try to reach, no use.  i can tell that if i move i'll get sucked under instantly.  i tell my friend that if i go under, to make sure my little bro does not come in after me, or him either.  at this point i've been arched grinding my back into rock for at least 15 minutes.  just sitting there losing strength.  i tell my friend to give me his foot, so most of his weight is secure on another rock.  we lock feet and he tries to pull, but no luck as i almost go under again.  when i secured myself again, i was in a slightly different position than before and was losing it, slowly slipping back to how i was.  i needed to use this new leverage now.  i ask my friend how far another rock is behind me, almost 3 feet, i can't see it. 

i make calculations on the strength needed and if i even think i can make it.  no choice.  i look at my baby brother for hopefully not the last time, give him a smile full of grief.  and push like i've never push before.  i had to go back a few feet and flip over all at once and fucking nailed it.  i scrambled to the center of the low laying boulder and collapse.  resting for a long while.  we decide the adventure is over and ride the current back to base.

i also must admit i once almost slid off a cliff and a friend caught me by my backpack.  but that's another story.


i almost drowned because i was a dumb ass looking for adventure.

TIFU (last summer) by walking upstream.