Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so last night i stayed up past midnight listening to music (not a rare occurrence) and watching t.v. i go to bed at about 12:45 a.m. fast forward three hours. i wake up (from a nightmare) to the sound of something crawling across the floor. i sit up and then i see a black figure lean back, then it takes off flying towards me.
time slows down as i sit up on the couch i was sleeping on. i start my swing and i give the mass a great left hook. i connected with something that felt like a dog's front shoulder... it lets out a loud yelp as it lands on my thighs. at that time it hit me... i just gave my boston terrier a left hook to it's front shoulder.
now my dog won't come near me, and i feel like crap.

 

edit 1: my dog will come up to me now but still is very skittish and jumps and shakes if i make a sudden movement.

TIFU By punching my pooch...