Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: welp... this happened this morning and as you can expect, i'm waiting for a call into the hr office.

i was busy meeting with a vendor of ours in the conference room talking about some products we need to purchase when our mid-60's super sweet purchasing lady pops her head in the door and asks "hey rated-m, do you have a sec when you are done in here to stop and see me?" as i was deep in conversation with this vendor i answered in complete autopilot with my typical shit eating grin "sure ann, i'm happy to give you all the secs you need as soon as i finish up here." 

my brain then caught up to what i just said. she had a look of disgust on her face i couldn't describe if i tried as she stomped off back to her office. i turn back to the vendor i was meeting with to find him trying his best to hold back from laughing. needless to say, the meeting ended there, and i haven't stopped at ann's office yet.

 

update - so i got called to hr at 4:00pm today to have a discussion. the hr manager totally understood that it was a completely honest mistake, but mentioned that ann doesn't see it that way. to make ann happy i am getting sent to a workplace sensitivity training sometime next month. better than getting fired i guess! (edited a second time to move update to the bottom)

TIFU by getting asked if I had a sec (Barely NSFW)