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leaving my hotel room in middle of nowhere indiana at 4 am to drive my rental car to michigan to catch a flight to california. i was barely awake, and trusting my gps more than i should have. the gps took me on a new path through this town that i'd barely driven during the day, so when it told me to turn right, i turned right. onto train tracks.

i knew i'd fucked up immediately, because, well, train tracks, but i was dismayed to discover that i could not move forward or backwards. then, i looked in the rear view mirror and saw the light of a train in the distance. got my ass out of the car (and my stuff), and dragged it all well away from the tracks. i was still in town, so there were houses all around. called 911 and explained to the dispatcher that:

a) i'm a dumbass.
b) i've turned my car onto train tracks, blocking them entirely.
c) there is a train coming real soon now.
(i also told them who i was and where i was)

about 3 minutes later, 4 police cars arrive. one of the officers told me later that a lot of people had called in the "idiot on the train tracks" in addition to my 911 call, which is why lots of cars got sent out. one of the police officers took out his mag lite and stood on the tracks waving his flashlight to stop the train, which he did with about 50 feet to spare. conductor comes out, talks to police, sighs, gets back in the train.

officer then comes over to talk to me, i explain my fuckup, and he determines that i'm not drunk, just a half-awake idiot. the other officers then try to move my car, with no more success than i had. the tracks were surrounded by a thick layer of black grease, which my front wheels were submerged in. at some point, a man from the railroad showed up, to determine whether i had done any damage to the tracks or surrounding equipment (i did not). he explained to the police that the reason for the large amount of grease was to lubricate the trains wheels as it passed through town on the straightaway, so that when it took the curve, it didn't squeal and annoy everyone who lived nearby.

tow truck shows up, drags my rental car off the tracks and on to the flatbed. cost me $270 in cash to get the car off the flatbed (tow truck drove me to an atm). police and the tow driver examined my car, found no damage (other than grease all over the wheels), and let me go on my way. i hauled ass to the airport and just caught my flight.

to answer some obvious questions that you might have:
* there were track signs (and lights), but no crossbars. i didn't see them at all in the dark, until i was out of my car watching the train get closer.
* the train was long enough that when it stopped, it blocked off most of the cross-streets through town, resulting in a lot of people not being able to get to work on time (the policeman kindly informed me that i would not be a popular fellow if i was sticking around).
* the road i was supposed to turn on was a narrow side street on the far side of the tracks... but on the left side, that same road was on the near side of the tracks. it is not an excuse for blindly trusting the gps, but the officer informed me that i was not the first idiot to do this at this crossing, and in fact, two crossings down, a drunk woman had stranded her car on the tracks the night before me.

had to tell my wife about the unexpected expense, she was not at all amused or pleased, and we're not really talking right now. i guess i'll get a face full of anger when i get home.

TIFU when I drove onto train tracks