Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this series of fuck ups has occurred over a week and starts on sunday when i was getting dressed.

fuckup #1 

i chose to wear shorts where one pocket has a hole in it. not much of a mistake but it leads to others. 

 #2
 
as i was walking to the library i put my phone in the pocket which has the hole. the phone obviously fell on the ground...

 #3

 to my surprise, it didn't crack but as i reached down to pick it up my water bottle fell from my backpack and smashed into the corner of the phone. this was pretty unavoidable but i still should have realized the water bottle could fall.  the phone was pretty unsavable. i looked at return policies and since i didnt have the protection i figured i was screwed. luckily i had boughten it off amazon and they accepted the return. so i got my refund and paid the extra cost since the phone was no longer on sale.  

 #4

i wrapped the phone and its accessories in tissues and sent it off on tuesday (labor day was monday so stores were closed). can anyone tell how this was a fuckup? anyone? i only figured it out as i was lying in bed that night. if you guessed that i didnt take the sim card out of the phone, you were correct. now this is where most people would stop and take a long look at how much of a dumbass they were. unfortunately, not me.  i called amazon and they said it would take 2-4 weeks to get it back so i said fuck that and went to the local at&t store. i got my new sim card and figured that my series of stupidity was over. how wrong i was. 

 #5

i went to see how much longer till my new phone arrived. as i looked at the shipping address i noticed something was off. it was shipping to my house back home and not to my dorm room. for the fifth time, i had to contact my parents and tell them how much of i am an idiot i am. so now i have to wait until they send me the package which will probably be a couple more days. maybe a few more days without talking to people will help me. i swear i'm usually not this idiotic.

TIFU by dropping my phone and so much more