Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had one of those "if you pay too much for cable" directtv commercial moments today.

to get started, i was thirsty and just wanted to drink something, so i thought orange juice would be a good idea. unfortunately, i ended up finishing it up and i had to refill it.
but here's the thing: for the past 7 years or so i've managed to never be the one to finish the orange juice, so i completely forgot what i was supposed to do. i know to use the cans of concentrate, so i thought i'd just get the can out of the freezer and read the directions. that was perfectly reasonable, so i did it, only to realize that i need to defrost the cans by leaving them in the fridge for a while before opening them. at that point i had already opened the frozen can and had gone past the point of no return. i had to finish this.

i thought that if i just left the frozen concentrate and the water in the jug it wouldn't work out well – it wouldn't mix and it would have icy chunks. so i then proceeded to fill the can up with water like the directions say, but instead with 190ºf steaming hot water to get the concentrate to defrost. this was a terrible idea. as i began to move the steaming hot water over to the jug with the frozen lump of concentrate in it, the flimsy can crushed inward and the hot water spilled out all over my hand, burning me. i quickly slammed the cup down on the countertop getting water everywhere. burning my hand and making a mess was the real fuck-up here.

after running my hand in cold water for a while, i had to finish making this damned orange juice. i picked up the can still mostly filled with water and poured it in to the jug, along with the other two can-fulls. i now had a jug full of frozen concentrate and extremely diluted orange juice. obviously the solution was to take a butter knife and stir it up, breaking up the chunks, but this idea actually worked. in the end i at least had my jug of orange juice.

there you go dad, now you'll have your precious orange juice tomorrow morning and you won't have to get upset about it now.

TIFU by drinking the rest of the orange juice