Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: [also posted to /r/thebutton.]

as with nearly all tifus, this did not occur today, but 14 years ago.  however, the impregnation of my wife at that time today culminated in my being branded a dirty purple button-pusher..

i heard my son call down from upstairs:

> son: hey, what's this button thing?

> me:  don't press the button!

> son:  too late...

>  me:  arg!  it can only be pressed once!

> son:  well you shouldn't just leave a button around!  i had to press it...  it was just sitting there...  sorry...

sigh...  hopefully, he'll never be elected president.

TIFU by creating a button-pushing offspring.