Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: dear reddit, a part of this story happened today, but we have to go back a bit first.


almost 30 years ago i got my first glance at a vagina. the girl was 2-3 years younger than me, about 3 years old. it was my friends small sister and she was crying on the toilet because there was no one around to help her clean herself. we couldn't find an adult (i really don't remember why) and she cried, so we helped her. we had never seen in detail how a girl looked down there and when she turned around and climbed down the toilet, we thought the clitoris looked like a tiny dick sticking out of a butt. so, kids are mean, 6 year old me started calling it dickbutt (actually "pimmelarsch", we're german, but that's what it translates to).


this term was used commonly in our group of friends for a while until we were around 10. we also started calling it dickbutt when we started to learn english in school. there was a short amount of time when people used it as a nickname for her, but i haven't heard it since she was out of kindergarten. until today, the term, in english and german variations, pops up once or twice a year in a conversation with friends, but nobody i know associates it with her and it really doesn't happen often. 


so here we are today, the sister of my friend, now a mother of 2 who doesn't use the internet very much and also doesn't understand english very well, called me in tears how much it bugs her that so many years later, sometimes people still call her that and that i should have never started it. i said i'm sorry, i was at best 6 years old and just didn't know any better and that i really do not think any of our friends actually associate that with her anymore and that it's just a funny word that people use to cheer up the mood and remind us of the good old times as kids etc... until she called i hadn't thought about that she was the reason it existed for over 15 years. but well, she said it doesn't happen often but today it happened and that it makes her question if people still use it a lot behind her back. she knows it isn't really my fault, but she can't change that it bugs her and she'd be more comfortable if i wouldn't show up to her wedding celebration tomorrow. she is already married for 3 years, but they never had time to properly celebrate it because the babies were on their way and they were short on cash because they built a home completely from their savings. i said i understand, i won't show up if she thinks that she would have less fun if i was around and wished her all the best and we should meet up when they're back from their honeymoon...  so, yeah i was a bit bummed and also got a bit angry that someone would be stupid enough to think that their mean nicknames from childhood would be funny to adults.


then i messaged her brother on steam and told him that i won't be there (was gonna stay at his place) and also if he knew what happened. she hadn't talked to him about it, so he called and asked. apparently someone sent her one of those long texts that instead of having a real payoff ends with dickbutt. she thought the person who sent it, someone i do not know, was making fun of her for having that nickname as a child. my friend was trying to explain to her that it is completely unrelated and the person was not trying to make fun of her and that she should reinvite me to the celebration, but she doesn't really understand internet culture, so the first try didn't go too well. he's gonna try one more time later today when her husband is home from work.


ps: yes, i have thought about if the meme we know today might have been started by me seeing a vagina that many years ago. but i probably wasn't the first to come up with this combination of words and i don't think it's far fetched that somebody else has the idea to combine these 2 words, so probably not. and even if it came from that, without the glorious illustration, it would have never been a thing. i also remember drawing a lot of dicks and maybe even some butts as a kid, but never in such a wonderful combination.

TIFU by maybe inventing Dickbutt [slightly NSFW]