Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ^this ^happened ^yesterday. ^well ^not ^really, ^as ^'sex' ^things ^have ^to ^be ^posted ^in ^the ^weekend ^on ^this ^sub ^so ^really ^it ^happened ^yesterday ^plus ^half ^a ^day

as the title says 'today i fucked up by getting hpv and hiv mixed up'

so awhile ago i got the vaccination to be immune from hpv...

fast forward to yesterday-ish; me and my gf are about to do the sex for the first time but i ask if she has any std/i's. my gf says she has hiv. i'm a bit annoyed that she hadn't told me when we first met but i don't wanna miss out on sexy time (shes like a 8.5/10 so i can forgive her for not telling me as why would i turn someone like that down) so i say "it's fine, i've had the injections so i'm immune". so we get going. it was amazing, i wish i lasted longer though. anyway back on topic... 

...in the morning i wake up and think i realize my mistake, but just to be sure i double check by asking gf if she had hpv or hiv. my heart skipped a beat when she said hiv. so now i'm booked in to be tested for hiv and other stuff whilst i'm at it, hopefully the condom did it's job.

 

*edits/updates: ~~none yet, will post test results here though~~.*

* *fixed up the first bracket part as it sounded rude before*
* *spelling*
* *it came back negative! it made me feel very positive :p (i have to do more tests over the months just as some comments have said, so i'm not in the clear yet but so far so good)*
* *thanks to u/granfabio i'm on using post-exposure prophylaxis for a month to try get rid of the hiv i might have.*

TIFU by getting HPV and HIV mixed up