Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a friend of mine was kicked out of his last apartment because the other tenant's mother didn't like him and got him evicted (because she works for the apartment complex and is the reason her son can afford to live there). this caught him right after he quit his job and was searching for new work (he had leads on new jobs, including a couple of interviews under his belt).

tommy (as we will call said friend for the purposes of this post) came to stay with me instead. it was hard for me not to make the offer, since i was at the apartment when he was confronted and given 24 hours to leave and he seemed incredibly stressed out about it. our mutual friend ozzy, the primary tenant of the apartment, wasn't about to fight his mother on the issue.

i made it clear to tommy that he could only stay with me for three weeks before he would need to sign on as a tenant in my apartment and supply proof of employment, and since he had been employed as long as i'd known him (about a year), i never thought he'd have any trouble finding something part time at least.

it's been a month, and he's only had one response from applications (he failed the retail math test given to him). it probably doesn't help that i live in a college town, which is heavily populated with people who are each working 3 jobs to make ends meet. he doesn't drive, which rules out a commute to somewhere with a better job market. he needs glasses, which he can't afford until he gets a job. he also needs adhd medication, which he also does not have access too. without it, he even struggles to wait in a line for more than a minute, much less fill out an application. not to mention he no longer has a phone, which makes it very hard to take calls for jobs in a competitive market. currently his calls come to my phone, and since i'm at work most of the time he can't really return said calls in a timely manner.

at this point, him staying with me has drained me financially, since i'm basically feeding two people on a shoestring budget. he uses utilities while i'm at work, which runs bills up. i don't make a lot myself, and i already had to be pretty frugal before he showed up. now the only money he gets is from his mom from out of state, who only sends him 50 bucks via moneygram from time to time.

i really don't see a way out for him. he's only 19, his family is too poor to really help him, he doesn't have very good interview skills, he doesn't know anyone else in state, and can't afford to travel anywhere else. he's flat broke, and as a result i'm flat broke as well (once the most important bills are paid, anyway). not only that, but i could get evicted if its discovered he's been squatting rent-free in my apartment. so now i have to kick him out. it feels like i'm putting down a puppy because it's cold outside and i really can't think of anywhere for him to go. even homeless shelters in the area are overcrowded, and openings are only for small stretched of time. i already told him he can't stay here for much longer, and he's at the point where anytime i see him after work he starts begging me for a little more time to come up with something. but if this keeps up, we'll both be homeless in a couple of weeks. i feel like the captain of a sinking ship, and the life-raft is too waterlogged for two people.

he won't go easily. i'm at the point where i'll just have to lock him out and go to a friends place for a few days without telling him, because otherwise he just loiters outside or hangs out with a neighbor until i come home.

TIFU by trying to do a good deed and being forced to be dick (the sinking ship)