Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this technically did happen today, although my story starts yesterday. last night i went to a party with a girl i have been seeing for a few weeks now, it was at her friends house and we both had a great time. we drank and danced by the fire, and i met many new and fun people. by the time the night was over we were both feeling pretty tipsy and i walk her back to her place, she invites me to stay the night and i obviously accept.
 
we were both feeling quite frisky and we started making out in her bed. a few minutes later (after i attempted to touch her lady parts) she mentions that she is on her period, so instead of having sex (we haven't had sex yet), she offers to give me a blow job, saying that she likes it and is good at it (she is). not being a moron, i accept. so she goes downtown and it was absolutely amazing, probably the best i had ever had, i don't know how she did it, but she managed to make it last a solid 20 minutes. she would bring me right close to orgasm and then slow down, every time she did that it felt more and more intense, it was the most passionate and beautiful blow job i ever had. it's silly to say, but we connected on a very deep level during that blow job.

and so, finally i came, simultaneously ripping one of the loudest, most obnoxious farts i had ever heard coming out of my anus. right into her face. i had no idea where the hell that came from and i instinctively pushed her head away in embarrassment, leaving my cumming penis free to spew semen all over her, my chest, her bed, and probably her ceiling. i was still in the midst of an orgasm and so my ass followed up with a second, equally violent and unreal flatulence, by then my mind was overloaded with confusion, embarrassment, and pure bliss from the orgasm that was still occurring. the only thing i could do was leave my ego behind and burst out laughing, causing pressure in my intestines which made me fart, again, a third and final time, this one just as strong as the two others.

we both lay there on the bed, covered in semen, i'm laughing and crying for what seemed to be hours while she remain confused, after which she asks me if i shit the bed, to which i answer that i didn't think so. we clean up and, surprisingly, she is still horny after that and gives me another blow job, this time i came without incident. then we fell asleep. her parents room is right next to hers so i'm sure they heard the whole ordeal, especially my farts. this morning was a little awkward with them.

TIFU getting a BJ