Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today, absent mindedly screwing around with a 9 volt battery in highway  traffic, i put it on the car seat between my legs when i needed both hands to drive. however, i failed to realise my brushed steel zippo lighter was already there, which shorted out the battery terminals. for about 5 seconds i experienced a perplexing, but pleasant warmth, followed by 2 seconds of that "burning sensation" you hear so much about. weird, huh? i accidentally reverse macgyvered myself.

so when i finally realised what was happening, the battery was too hot to touch, but still lodged firmly beneath my crotch. i did that awkward pelvic thrust all drivers know, trying to fish the battery from beneath my ass, while still maintaining an 80mph speed. needless to say i'm still alive, but i could well have been the butt joke to many a newsroom as i type this.

don't do stupid shit, i guess.

TIFU by playing with a 9-volt battery in traffic