Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: with fall in full swing here i like to sit outside every morning with a cup of coffee and enjoy what's left of the decent weather before it all freezes over. so today being my day off i did just that. all of the school buses had come and gone and it was about that time for most to head off to work. 

as i sat there enjoying my coffee i hear a child's screams of "no, no, no" from around the corner of my street, assuming it was just someone not getting their way with their parents i ignored it. when it got louder and continued i got up and looked down the street to see a little girl of presumably 8 being unwillingly walked down the street by a boy of 17 or 18. he had her by the arm and she was yelling "stop...help...i don't want to....let go" and every combination of those things.

i instantly got that increased heart rate and adrenaline rush with the assumption i needed to go help her, but at almost the same time something told me "nah there's no way she's actually in trouble, probably did something she shouldn't have and her brothers taking her home." 

so as i stood and watched but did nothing, 2 of my neighbors who heard the commotion and a bus driver leaving the school who had seen the situation all come out and run up to the boy and girl who were about a house away from mine. instantly he holds his hands up as he sees them coming and says "i'm sorry i swear i'm not taking her, she's my sister and she tried to run away this morning." they all converse with him for a short time and as his story is most likely backed up by the the girl they all leave them be and head back. all if them had to cross my path before making it back home or to the bus and looks i received were of pure hatred, the kind of looks you'd give someone who did nothing when they witnessed a little girl being dragged down the street yelling for help. so while i was right in my assumption i will now be known as...that neighbor.

TIFU By being too....optimistic...