Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i clear my head by riding my motorcycle around my city. i pulled out my gps and followed it to the nearest forest preserve.

once i arrived i could see the river from where i was so i parked and made my way into the brush. 

the view was amazing, but off in the distance i heard what sounded like rushing water. with the hopes of seeing even a short waterfall i began trekking along the path in my thick winter jacket and backpack. once i saw the first mile marker i realized how stupid it was to be walking in full gear on the hottest day of the year. by the time i hit the second mile marker i had peeled off all my gear and was dragging it. i arrived at the source of the "rushing water" and found it was the highway i passed on the way there.

i had succumb to heatstoke years before and i could tell by the signs (empty stomach, dying of thrist, sweating bullets) i had fucked up bad. i expected the trail to circle back to where i entered, but i ended up exiting at another forest preserve.

luckily though i saw a forest ranger coming out of a bathroom, but rather than ask for help i pretended to look at my phone until he left.

i began my journey back through the path.

**to my left**, a highway. civilization. people. 

**to my right**, a freshwater river.

**on the path**, berries and acorns.

i literally had everything i needed to survive, all i had to first was swallow my pride of being unable to walk 2 miles back.

run up and hill and stop a car to say "i'm too out of shape to make it back to my ride, can you take me?".

or crouch down and take a sip of bug infested water that i would never forget.

it was only when i made it back home, my clothes fused to my skin with sweat. that i learned it was the hottest day thus far and hikers had died of heatstoke around the same time of my "brisk walk".

TIFU by going for a brisk walk