Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: back in year 7 (in australia that's the first year of high school) i was often harassed by the "cool" guys. but one day, they came up to me and tried to invite my to a party at one of their houses. i knew they were up to something: there is no reason why they would do something like that. i assumed the party wasn't real and tried to get out of it. so one guy, mark, asked "hey, dion, are you going to the party at max's place on saturday?". i told him that i didn't want to, but he was disappointed and tried to get me back into it. the problem was when he said " there'll be giiiiiiiirls there!!!" and suddenly i realised it. in that split second, the best comeback evar was just waiting to be said. so i said it. "that's why i don't want to come :) !!!!!!!!!!!!" so i walked away. i put my dark sunglasses on. everything behind me exploded, but i took absolutely no notice of the fire that was slowly catching up to me. *i* was now the cool kid in school , as i had just defeated the old ruler of the playground and claimed his throne. then it hit me. i just told a homophobic 13 year old that i didn't want to go to his place for the sole reason of girls being there. dammit.

TIFU by using possibly the worst comeback ever