Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: okay, so your standard "not today" yadda yadda but sue me. this is the first day in about 5 that i've been able to type.

so i'm a theatre kid and was working with my group in musical theatre, trying to create the dance for our next performance grade in class. the song has "two sides" of girls in the argument and a lot of the dance uses a bench we had in class.

well, part of the dance becomes a part where the two sides run to get on the bench, as if they're fighting for it, and when we first had the idea, everyone loved it.

so my brilliant self launches for the bench and jumps on the arm of it, putting my own arm on it to jump myself up, momentarily putting all my weight on my right arm. except i forgot to let go when i needed to.

whoops.

upon leaving school early, a short walk-in at my doctor's office concludes i sprained my pectoralis minor which proceeded to injure the major, resulting in my arm getting put in a sling and a note excusing me from writing (and dancing... and other performances...) for the next two weeks. moving my arm tugged on the aforementioned muscles and i was supposed to take a math test that day...

TIFU by impaling my boob in musical theatre