Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: he's in high school and i'm in college, the poor kid gets shafted by everyone for being nervous, timid and not involved in many social activities. so everyone started calling him a pussy.

i was home for an upcoming wedding, i'm the only one he trusts with shit like this. so he asked me, what was a good comeback for being called a pussy?

without taking more than a second to think, i said "just say you are what you eat". we both laughed it off and he left smiling.

the night before i'm leaving, i hear a banging sound on my door. i go to open it and he's standing there all pissed. now you see, i forgot to tell him that it only works with the word "pussy".

this time, some dude called him a dick. . .

TIFU by teaching my brother a comeback