Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened just minutes ago... after we finished laughing our asses off my girlfriend specifically suggested i share this fu with the world.

my dad sent a bunch of peppers and other vegetables home with me and my girlfriend after we visited their house this weekend. after returning home we decided to fix up some spicy pico de gallo. she doesn't like spicy food as much, so i diced up the 3 jalepenos and 2 habenero peppers that we used. after all was said and done, the pico de gallo was too hot for her to eat much :( oh well, more for me.

we had just spent the weekend at the parents' place, so things started to get a hot (pun intended). we proceeded to the bedroom and didn't waste any time getting to business. i decided to help things out by using my hands a bit down below, to her appreciation. after about 30 seconds of this she sits straight up on top of me and says in a very serious voice:

"did you wash your hands?!?!?!?!?"

i had washed my hands... but clearly not well enough as i slowly start to feel a burn on my own nether regions. we both broke out laughing until she realized how much this was going to hurt and literately jumped off of me and ran to the bathroom to try and clean the hell-fire from her lady parts. 

needless to say, business time has been postponed for the evening...

TIFU by spicing things up too much in the bedroom