Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so a little background... i used to work the overnights at a 24 hour pharmacy and it was usually pitch black out when i would leave for work. i also live about 20 miles out in the country on an unlit back road. 

so i'm getting in my car to leave for work one evening and i was in a bit of a hurry. i drove a 2007 chevy aveo which is a tiny subcompact car. i get on the road and get about a quarter mile from my driveway when i see a paper bag in the middle of the road. now i had just come over the crest of a hill,  so i didn't really get a lot of time to react. my thoughts as follow all occurred in about 3 seconds. 

"hmmm... a paper bag... can't swerve left as there is an oncoming car, can't swerve right as i'll go into the ditch, don't want to hit the bag with my tires... might be full of nails or something... i know, ill just let it go right between my tires!"

so i hit the bag going around 50 mph and my car lurches into the air and swerves me toward the oncoming car, fortunately i was able to correct and not get into a head on collision, but when i looked down at my dash all my warning lights are on. shit. so i make a uturn and drive back to my house. i figure i probably ripped out the oil pan but i need to get to work so i take my other car and drive off. 

i work my shift and start heading home. it's daylight by now, so i get a good look at the carnage. the "bag" i had hit was in fact a large sandstone rock that my car had obliterated. rock bits all over the road. there is also a long trail of the fluids from my car from where i hit the rock all the way back to my driveway. 

$7500, a new oil pan, transmission, and radiator, later... my car is back in business. stupid bag...

TIFU by hitting a paper bag with my car