Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway for obvious reasons. unlike most of the posts here this is relatively quite recent,happened on saturday.
 a bit of a context , i'm an american dude currently staying in germany for some college work and i'm supposed to be there till spring , not to brag or something i'm quite smooth with the ladies and i managed to get a girlfriend , lets call her "psychobitch"  and for the past months i have been saving money like hell (even skipped dinner once ,broke as hell :-( ) to buy some games, basically fallout 4 or civ v, so far i had managed to save 27€.

so on thursday i'm discussing christmas plans with my so , she clearly states that she would rather spend the christmas with me than her family . i  also tell her that not to expect anything big though as i'm in a tough spot financially to which she says "it's your company that matters", isn't she sweet.

on saturday night we are chilling at my place and being a lazy ass  i ask  her to find  something for me in my closet and there she notices a small box with some money in it  and asks me about it and i tell  her that i have been saving this for some games for quite some time and as soon as i finish she goes berserk shouting like how she is compromising everything for me and here i am giving priority to some stupid video games and to be honest i felt she was right so after ton of apologizing and ass kissing she finally starts to talk to me and i tell her that i will use this money to buy something decent for her.

she is still saying stuff like  " you are only doing this because i found out , games are more important to you "  so i ask her what can i do to prove that wrong  , after a bit of a silence she says "burn it".
i'm like  "are you crazy you fucking bitch " but all i managed was "what do mean hon ?" 
she says that it's what that will make her really happy ,she said that she  was already  ready for ramen noodles for christmas , she just wants to make sure that what i prefer games or her. 

i know a lot of red flags here but i actually felt that i did her wrong and in my emotionally rattled state i said "if that's what you want" , i grab a lighter and burn my savings , after that i felt kinda happy and then she kisses me and in the middle of the kiss she gets up , grabs her stuff , walks over to the door.
my tiny brain was still not able to figure out what is going on and soon as she is on the door she says "we are done , it's over"
and there i was ,staring into the pile of ash still trying to absorb what happened 

so guys here i am chugging beer,wanking to tori black  and sharing my story for virtual internet points

 

update 1: formatted it a bit , i'm really sorry everyone for my poor writing skills and thank you everyone for your support.
 
to the guys saying i'm an idiot , yes i accept it i am but for a sec try to view things from my perspective. i wanted to make things right  , for me she was a keeper i wasn't gonna let her go over money and i actually felt i was the one at fault as i neglected her but
yeah burning money was a stupid move and that was my fuck up

TIFU by Trusting my SO who turned out to be a psycho