Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: all of tuesday evening i had severe back pain which i put down to not lifting correctly. i stayed awake until early wednesday morning, playing games with a friend. the pain was spreading and getting worse and there was intense heat radiating all of my lower back. it's about 6 a.m. when me and my friend venture to the supermarket for bacon and paracetamol. i'm walking through the aisles in such agony, with my hands on my lower back as if i'm in labour, i'm sweating, dizzy and nauseous. get to the self-service checkout, everythings going around in circles and i pass out. come to and my friend drives me to hospital. 6 hours of waiting, blood tests, urine samples and an x-ray later, a surgeon comes to speak with me. he pushes around my stomach and back and informs me i'm constipated. after asking me a series of q's i realise i haven't had a 'normal' passing/frequeny of in at least 4 months. went home with anitbiotics for my kidneys, bought some laxatives and 3 days later i'm 4lbs lighter.

(to add to the embarrasment of being told this, i was given a backless gown for the x-ray but i was wearing no underwear...fortunately i was able to wear my male friends boxers...)

TIFU by being clogged