Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had a lovely weekend with my daughter who set off back to cheltenham mid morning on sunday, leaving a blank spot before the arrival in the afternoon of my lovely cousin jenny who was en route from cornwall to winchester. there was just time to visit the tiger to make sure all was well there, which of course it was. i got home in good time but i’m not exactly sure what happened next when suddenly the sound of the door buzzer filtered through to the far reaches of my brain. i pinged jenny up and rushed out to greet her and basically that’s when my sunday fell apart. jenny and i were outside, my keys were inside and the door was shut.

	but wait. we have planned for this eventuality. sheila in another flat has a set of my keys. have you ever noticed how few of your plans are foolproof? sheila was not in. we went outside and sure enough there, some thirty feet up was my open kitchen window and tantalisingly close, a long black drainpipe. i was quite relieved to hear jenny say “don’t even think about it, ant”. well, in times of difficulty, go to the tiger, which is usually pretty foolproof. jenny and i sat happily chatting away and the locals gave me a great deal of advice, all of it stopping well short of actual help.

	sheila had still not returned so having sent jenny on her way to winchester, i ambled down to the local locksmith’s shop hoping to find evidence of an emergency call-out service but no such luck so i ambled on to the police station. “ah” said my friendly neighbourhood bobby, “ we don’t have the facility to open doors without doing damage”. “ i know”, i replied, “you have those door smashing things”.
“yes”, he said, “and we prefer to keep those for illicit chemical factories”. “crikey”, i said, “i haven’t got one of those”. “no, i didn’t think so, but here are the numbers of some emergency locksmiths”.

	armed with this priceless information, i set off for the tiger but then i thought it would be too noisy for such an important phone-call so i went instead to the bull hotel and asked to use their phone. i spoke to a nice lady who took all the details and said an engineer would be with me in 45 minutes.

	then i panicked. did she say 45 or 4 to 5? i realised this was an important difference so i called her back. a lady answered so i launched into an explanation of my confusion, only to discover i was talking to the hotel receptionist who was sitting five feet away, much to the merriment of a group trying to check in to the hotel. i have no idea how i did that, but more worryingly, neither did the receptionist. i told the visitors i wouldn’t bother staying there as the phones were rubbish.

soon it was time to meet paul the locksmith who turned out to have just completed 22 years in the 9th/12th lancers, with whom i shared a “ mediterranean cruise” on a troopship to cyprus many years ago.  but back to my front door where things were getting technical.

	paul first tried a piece of bendy plastic as carried by all good housebreakers but to no avail. he peered closely and said “that’s a very high security lock. i’ll have to drill it out. it will take two days and cost £175 to replace”. “oh”, i said – i think i may have added another word. “is there an open window?” asked paul. “why, yes” i replied . just then, another neighbour appeared and said there was a long ladder in the garage. wow, all mod cons here.

	so, off we went and in a trice paul was through the window. i returned to find sheila who, alerted to the drama on her return was opening my front door just as paul was emerging from the other side. so we had a little party and i handed over £105, plus vat of course.

	and that pretty much was that. an eventful sunday really and today i am going to find a really good hiding place for a spare set of keys………….

TIFU by forgetting my keys