Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so you know that cute lady and the tramp moment where the both eat the same piece of spaghetti and end up kissing? well my girlfriend was eating fries and put one in her mouth and had me come close to bite it too. we'll when i went to bite it she made a motion for me to kiss her so i got a bit closer, but then we got confused and were just going to eat the fry, so i bit down on the fry and she tried to rip her part of the fry away. in biting down i guess i got a piece of her lip so when she pulled away quick i could feel her skin rip in my teeth and it was horrifying. girlfriend runs to the bathroom and there's blood everywhere. now i'm somebody who's really really not good with blood, plus that feeling of ripping her lip already had me weirded out, so i'm starting to feel woozy. my face is getting hot, my visions blurring and i'm i'm very dizzy and nauseous. i really need to splash water on my face so i start stumbling towards her mom's bathroom bc she was too busy washing her mouth out. on my way since i'm dizzy i run into 3 door ways and knock over a vase on her mom's dresser (doesn't break), get to the bathroom, find out there's no sink. their fixing it apparently. i run the shower water just to splash it on my face and stay in there for about 5 mins just trying to recover. after recovering i hear her dad walk by and ask her what happened to her lip. now her parents know the entire story and my girlfriend is a bit scared to kiss.

TIFU by trying to eat a fry out of my girlfriends mouth and ripping her lip instead