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Input: Text: sorry for the length of this...

went out of town with my ex-girlfriend's sister to a concert festival in new england this weekend. my ex and i had a very civil breakup, and she is happy with someone else. meanwhile, her older sister and i have become platonic friends in the six months following the breakup. i was initially not attracted to her, but we bonded over mutual music interests, and began going to shows together. over time, however, we drunkenly hooked up. this happened only three times, and we never fully consummated the relationship. 

every time, we would decide it wasn't worth risking our friendship for, and promised it would not happen again. which brings us to tonight...

we are at the festival and drunk. as usual, i fear/feel that something is going to happen. we are sharing a spare bed for our stay, and the temptation is there. out of respect for the ex, and my new friend, i don't want to have feelings for her.  cuddling is fine; sex is not. we finally make it back to her cousin's apartment (where we are staying), and and she drops the truth bomb on me:

"i don't want to sleep in the same bed as you, because of what happened, nopeterparker. i hope you understand."

i did and i didn't. i wanted her comfortable and unthreatened around me. but i did like being near her, and had developed an interest in her. but i let her go sleep in another room. naturally, i was pent up with frustration, and turned to r/gonewild for some "visual relief".

things progressed, and soon i was at maximum overdrive. so as not to sully the cousin's bed, i finished in my hand.  after a breather, i made my way to the bathroom to clean the boys off my hand. due to my inebriation, i failed to notice the closed bathroom door or light coming from the bottom. as i reached for the knob with my clean hand, she opened it from the inside. she had washed her face to get ready for bed, and was coming out. losing my grip on the knob, drunk, in my bare feet, and startled, i slipped. this caused my web shooting hand to essentially, shoot my load all over the nice dress she wore to the show. 

fuck. 

our eyes locked for what was the proverbial eternity. then, she pushed past me with a shudder, and slammed the door to the other room. 

i lay here typing this, terrified that i ruined even my friendship with a great girl...

TIFU by Spidermanning my ex-girlfriend's sister...