Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my neighbor and his wife finally decided to take the jump and get new iphones so they can speak with their family living in different states. mind you they are both retired and very unfamiliar with any type of new tech. me being a geek as i am show them all the stuff you can do with the new phones. the one my neighbor fell in love with was the bluetooth speakers. he goes out and buys some and asks me how to set it up since he wants to use it for the shower. so here i am, i set it up and test it with my phone and play some music. sweet it works. i then proceed to set up his phone, download pandora, ask him what some of his favorite artists are and make some radio stations for him. i connect his phone with the speakers test it all out, done. couldn't have gone any smoother. i remind him to turn off bluetooth whenever he’s not using it since it’ll drain his battery. little did i know, later that day i will be eating my own words but for different reasons. 


night time comes, i’m in my bed, ready to go sleep, decide to go to /r/homemadexxx to fap one out. i play one of the videos, but no sound. eh, that’s normal. usually put the sound really low when i’m done watching a video so i don’t get any surprise moans. i put the volume up, don’t here shit. damn, must be one of them no audio vids. oh well on to the next. what the fuck, still don’t here shit, wtf is going on? oh dear god. i see my bluetooth lit up. i click to see what i’m connected to… oh fuck!! instantly turn flaccid, start running, but then realize where the fuck am i gonna run to? i can’t break into his house and turn that shit off. i start pacing back and forth, trying to figure what to do, what to say. fuck i did not sleep well last night.


today comes, i get ready for work, head to my car, and my worst fears face me. my neighbor is outside of his garage waiting for me. 


he tells me, “i think i have a virus!” 


me a little confused could only say, “huh?” 


he says, “the speakers! the phone! i don’t know! but someone was having sex and i could hear it on the speakers when i was trying to use it last night.” 


at this point i realize he doesn't know it was me. here i am in my head dancing in joy and thanking god he doesn't know shit about this stuff. 


me pretending to be in shock respond back with, “oh fuck. well don’t use the speakers, your phone should be fine, i’ll check it out when i get back from work.” 


he nods and says, “alright” he then proceeds to tell me how he’s too old to understand all this new technology and it was one of the reasons why he retired. 


here i am now at work typing all this, feeling a little bad i had to lie to him, and trying to figure out how to explain what happened. i just know there is no way in damn hell i am telling him the truth.

TIFU by leaving Bluetooth always on