Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as usual this story didn't happen today but about 3 years ago.
so at the time, my wife and i would drive to work together since we worked at the same place. we lived in a densely populated area and we would regularly have to hunt for places to park our car.
i'm a little faster at getting ready so i would usually run down to where ever the car was parked and start it up before she would get in the car. 
one morning i have the car started and she taps on the window and hops in the car. i drive just a few feet and i smell something different, something strong. it's unclear to me what the smell is but it's clearly new since she jumped in.

so i ask her, hey are you wearing a new perfume? she says what? no...?
...omg omg! stop the car! there is a ton dogshit all over her shoe, she stepped right in a huge pile and didn't notice it. there is poop all over the floor mat. 
the smell begins to really fill the car. i stopped the car and she ran out and wiped it off all over the grass.

she gets back in the car and she's says...why in the world would you think that's my perfume!? me: well i don't know, it just smelled new and different, i thought i would be worse if you had just bought new perfume and i asked, if you had stepped in shit?

TIFU by asking my wife if she had a new perfume