Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well then boys. today i fucked up. today i fucked up real bad. bear with me though because it might take a while
story time:

we all know not to talk to strangers. we're told this from a very early age. we're also told not to go off with strangers, which is like the first rule but more important and a little more relevant to my story.
so this story begins with me, a young and (if i do say so myself) handsome young man walking to the train station from work. the wind picks up and the heavens open and i end up walking into sheets of water which is making the trek feel like i walking through water.
a guy in a car pulls up on the side of the road and asks if i would like a lift, i take the offer as its wet and cold and it seemed like a good idea. 
as soon as i got in the car with him i knew it was a bad idea, i checked around for weapons, and checked out the guy who was driving. after deciding i could probably take him if he tried anything i put my seatbelt on and off we drove. we start talking and he asks of i'm single before telling me he is gay and has been with a guy for the past 3 months, i'm cool with it. everything seems okay, even if he's being a little pushy with conversation.
he touches my knee through a hole in my jeans (i have that punk rock look going for me) and compliments my leather jacket and outfit as a whole, and starts asking if i'm in the local gay scene.  i decline and tell him, once again about my girlfriend.

after hearing this he full on grabs my crotch (pretty easy to do in skinny jeans) and says how big it is.

this reddit is where i freak the fuck out. i bat his hand away and then ask him to stop the car. he pulls up (thank fuck) and then asks if he can see my junk. i tell him no and high tail it out of there before calling a friend to recall my terrible decision.
i've never felt so vulnerable before, usually i'm pretty confident and assumed, even as it was happening that i'd be able to shake it off, but i guess it's not that easy.

so learn from me guys, don't accept lifts, even if it's tipping it down and your cold. not worth the risk.

TIFU by ignoring everything everyone's ever told me and trusting a stranger