Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so as with the trend continues with bad decisions with coconuts... here i am.

as everyone has undoubtedly read already. someone screwed up masturbating with a coconut and other got curious with it too.

initially i laughed at it wondering how anyone could screw up this... but eventually that humour turned to curiosity and that curiosity turned to a challenge.

the challenge being i do not have a penis

i've used coconut for lube before and frankly it's smooth, comfortable, and smells great after. for whatever reason, either it being an echo chamber or how combined stupidity seems less stupid, i've decided to overcome said challenge by created a makeshift dildo.

i started off by hammering the coconut and then later reshaping or cutting the coconut into a more "insert-able" shape.

this is where things probably started to go wrong.

my first whack at it, the shape, to my opinion, came out perfect.

small, rounded, kinda like a thin triangle with a rounded edge.

so straight to the bathroom i go giggling at this stupid challenge/experiment.

i start off rubbing it slowly on me to get into the mood, and honestly the smell of coconut, the confusion to the whole situation turned me on. with vigor and reckless abandon, i decided to be braver at it and try the tip.

the hair of the fruit brushing against me as i played around more gave a new weird sensation and as i pushed harder in, slowly, but surely that fruity nut sank in…

this is where mistake two happen. the dried coconut on the outside may have felt nice… but when it popped in… the sensation was… odd… disgusting… and i guess… crawly? creepy?
anyways it did not feel good…

in a rush to start over, i yanked the thing out as fast as possible…

mistake three, this is where i strike out…

turns out the coconut wasn’t all that smooth. there were tiny cracks, and sharp edges i failed to take account for… along with the hair of the coconut creating tiny friction against my insides… one of the edge caught on and tore me a new one…

i’m now have a painful tear in my unmentionables… and i can’t explain it to anyone…

at first it was like the period from hell, but it gets worst… for the whole day… any time i tried to pee a searing pain would come through reminding me of my stupidity … walking is also being an issue… i was basically a penguin...

i believe i’ll recover… but now the whole “hype” of this has washed out… i realize the shame i feel will never stop.

TIFU by being creative with a coconut despite being penisless