Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened 5 minutes ago.

i'm at a kickback that got shut down and theres only dudes here. lame, yeah i know. i text girls just to see what's up and one girl, we'll call her trish, gets flirty with me.  i've known her since middle school but never really was suuuper close.  for reference, i'm a 16 year old male and she's 16 too.  so we start talking.  not in a romantic way, just friends with high libidos and are physically attracted to each other kinda way.  anyways things get hot and heavy, one thing leads to another and i'm biking to her house with the promise of head.  mind you it's 3:30 in the friggin morning and my bike is janky, it squeaks when it bounces.  so i'm riding through her neighborhood on a rubber duck of a bike and finally find her house.  trish is at the window like rapunzel (which fits, cause she has long hair too).  anyways, i squeak up to her and she gets out onto her roof.  trish can't jump down because that's insane, so she goes over to a wall on the side. its a small brick wall, about 5'5" high, so the plan is to get down from the roof to the wall to the ground. she asks me to help her get down to the slim wall.

***alert alert fu in bound alert alert***

i get on the wall and balance myself. it's maybe 6"-8" wide. i grab her waiste and gently hoist her down ont-- holy shit i slipped.  we promptly fall into an air conditioning vent and make a shit ton of noise.  we book it the fuck down the street and i hide my noisy bike.  after a couple minutes we come back. windows are dark.  yes, no one woke up.  time to get busy.
"hoist me up."
what?  nooooooo!!!!  ok.  fair enough, she wants to go back inside because someone might check her room.  bleh.  this time i sit on the wall and lift her with my hands which works out.  we're still talking and laughing about it now but damn, the adrenalin rush was awesome.  
and if you're wondering, we only suffered minor cuts 


 

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TIFU by dropping my friend off a roof