Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i have a son and a dog.

my son is growing up and, apparently, felt the need to give himself a trim. not certain how he did this or what kind of tools he used, but i found a large mound of pubes on the top of the bathroom garbage can. i covered the pile with some tissues and though to myself, “i really need to empty that garbage can.” that was three days ago.

two days ago, i’m in the bathroom and thought to myself, “i really need to empty that garbage can."

i haven’t mentioned that my dog, something of a small, flat faced mutt with really no muzzle to speak of, likes to eat tissues. i don’t think he’s hungry, he just likes the texture. many times he has found tissues on the floor and chewed them up.

yesterday, i’m asleep. my wife must have heard some kind of noise coming from the bathroom and got up to investigate. i wake up hearing “bad dog! bad dog!!!” then scratching of paws/claws across the tile floor and then the scratching of paws/claws dashing down the stairs.

yes, the dog got into the garbage. yes, the dog ate through the tissues. and yes, the dog’s face was covered in pubes. in running away, he distributed said pubes in the bathroom, down the stairs, and all around the house.

TIFU by not emptying the garbage - NSFW