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Input: Text: following an inner ear infection around six weeks ago, my hearing had been sensitive for weeks already, but i figured it would settle down. there was no active infection, ear ache or vertigo so i saw no problem in going on a business trip to portugal last week. my sensitive hearing made the meetings hard work and the days exhausting, but i laid off the alcohol, ate well and made sure i got enough rest.

friday i woke up in a new kind of hell. the hotel aircon sounded like a truck running stationary next to my head and i couldn't tell which sounds were meant to be background noise and which ones weren't. everything was loud. too loud. it drove me to tears. earplugs weren't enough.

i was taken to a hospital where the language barrier didn't help, the doctors there just saw a tearful upset version of me and administered repeat doses of valium (first liquid, orally, then an injection) till i stopped crying, and then sent me off with a prescription for further valium in tablet form. thankfully i wasn't alone; my colleague stayed with me and made sure i woke up the next morning, had breakfast, woke me up when after breakfast i fell asleep again, and made sure i made it onto my (rescheduled) flight back (during which i slept) and into a cab home (i slept during the ride, the driver woke me).

i got home around midnight, had a light snack and my evening dose of valium, went to bed... and didn't wake up until around 18 hours later. went to bed at my 'normal' bedtime (just hours later), not sure whether i took my meds or not, woke up normally the next morning, deliberately didn't take my morning dose because i wanted to see a doctor at my regular gp practice first, informed work, stayed home, made the appointment, saw a locum doctor instead of my own gp, and was told to take the meds as prescribed in portugal. so i did when i got home (lunchtime) and guess what: i fell asleep again. this time only for a few hours, till in the evening, so i did a few things, had dinner, took my night time dose and went to bed.

next morning - yesterday morning - i woke up around 6am (my usual time), had breakfast, took my morning meds and got ready for the day... or so i thought. i fell asleep, half dressed, on top of the bed, and didn't wake up until around 12 hours later to a bunch of missed calls, texts and whatsapps from work. i would never think of going awol but that's exactly what i've done, however unintentionally.

having had a lot of explaining to do, and in the realisation that the only reason they want to see me back in the office may be that i'll be carrying the company laptop & information on me so they can take them from me and sack me right after, i decided not to take any more pills, stayed home today to withdraw/recover, phone the doctor's office to tell them i'd be ignoring their advice, and to prepare myself for my return to the office tomorrow (read: i expect to get the sack.)

if it all gets too upsetting tomorrow i can always go back to taking valium again, eh? it's done nothing for my actual symptoms relating to my sensitive hearing, but it stopped me from being able to cry over it so it may have that effect after i get the boot, i suppose.

TIFU by taking valium (on prescription) and sleeping through an entire day... twice.