Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i was accosted last night by a furby-like monster with human eyes and gigantic, horrifically chapped cartoon-style lips. 

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it was one of those surreal dreams that are so real that you are convinced you aren't in a dream.

i was asked by my parents to watch the house for a weekend while they went away.

challenge accepted.

so there i was, in all my glory, house-sitting my parents house. music was blaring, doritos were consumed. great times right? so i thought. 

i hear someone enter my house without knocking. que rage cage ultraman beast mode.

i race to the front door, and kick superman kick the person in the chest who's entering my home unannounced. 

turns out it's my sister, and she's carrying a box full of yogurt. instead of knocking her heart through her rib cage (with enough force to shatter the cosmos), i merely caused her to drop the yogurt on the ground. 

she said, "oh you made me drop my $60 bucks worth of yogurt!"

apologizing, i reach down and try to help her pick up her ridiculous amount of yogurt. i trip on my front steps, and land face-first in the dust.

all i hear is my parents calling out behind me, "look notyourmommasburger! you're just in time to meet our new pet."

without looking, all i hear is the phrase, "p-p-p-pickled peppers! pickled pickled peppers!"

with abject horror, i turn around to see, coming out of the tall grass beside me is a creature that resembles a pokemon crafted by the one and only h.p. lovecraft himself--a creature that appears to be a furby, but with the bulging human eyes and puckered lips, that could only have appeared in 1960's blackface comedy. except that, the lips were a terrible white-pink color, and were so chapped it looked like the abomination hadn't drank anything thin years. 

so, as i lie there too afraid to move, the furby demon inches towards me. all the while singing

heeyyyyyy baby! i like it like that! i like it like that! 

heyyyyy baby!

i can't even breathe i'm so terrified at this point. luckily my girlfriend woke me up. i don't even want to know what would have happened if it kept comaing for me.

spit in my mouth? i will never know. i am afraid to go to sleep again.

TIFU by dreaming of a Furby Demon