Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well, you see. i was doing this retreat with a bunch of my other friends, and there was this handicapped man coming to speak with us. he had no legs, only nubs, and his hands were puffy and inflated. he was also missing multiple fingers 

he started out by talking about his life in a very conceited way. he made himself out like he was the best coke in the factory c, which i hated. i dislike people with huge egos. he showed us how amazing he was at wheelchair basketball, even without a multitude of fingers, and explained how he met morgan freeman and basically anyone he wanted, mostly because of handicapped-privileges.

he then started speaking about how he could rap better than eminem, which i internally responded with "well, why don't you have your own bloody record deal then, mr. i'm-so-perfect?" so he asked us "who here thinks i can't rap?" i rose my hand faster than nascar drivers can make a left turn.
 
he then wheeled up to me, and completely and verbally demolished me and every iota of self-esteem i had in front of 400 people and most of my friends. 

(mind you, i was wearing a shirt with an eye of horus on it. look up the spiritual meaning of that)

i needed a response. so the dumbass in me waited for him to finish, which he did with "they call me the incredible hulk, that's why your girlfriend's aura is always green."

i responded with....
"i'm gay."

yes, so now 400 people including my friends know that i was verbally demolished, and gay. rainbow power can't save me now.

TIFU by questioning the rapping ability of a handicap.