Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this actually happened today yay!
me and the girlfriend were chilling at the mall where they have this international food fest, me being the dumb fuck that she loves, decides to go for the weirdest shit i could find, looking i found one of those foot long german sausages and a japanese soda,  [this fuckers](http://www.kaminari2.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ramune.jpg), i swear you have to be an engineer to open this things without making a mess.
so i picked up the sodas, waiting in line to order my sausage, so there was this guy in front of me, he said to his friend "can't wait to have that big wiener in my mouth" yeah, i giggled like a retard, i was laughing so hard that i moved the sodas a lot, took a second to recover my breath, i placed my order and we went to grab a seat, ok, time to shine, i took my soda, took out the retarded cap and pressed the crystal ball inside the glass, success, my soda is open, no mess, so it's time to open hers, took out the cap, press down the crystal ball...
suddenly a burst of foam starts shooting right at her face i mean literally directly at her face, me being an idiot stares at her getting soaked in juicy foam for like 10 seconds until it stops, she is just there staring at me with a shocked look in her face, so what did i did next, i get up to get the wieners.

best fucking sausage i've ever put in my mouth

TIFU by shooting a foamy load on my girlfriend's face