Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: backstory: i live in a fairly old duplex with a hatch in the backyard leading to a crawlspace. a week ago, me and my wife began hearing what sounded like scratching and moving within the walls between the bathroom and our bedroom. we brushed it off as leaky / squeaky pipes and ignored it for the night.


the next day i left for work and during my lunch i noticed my phone was flooded with texts from my wife frantically trying to get ahold of me. the texts began with her asking me if i came home early, to believing someone broke into the house, and ending with her freaking out about critters underneath our floor. 


after arriving home from a 24 hour shift, i began to skeptically investigate the sounds she heard to put her mind at ease, which is when i stumbled across the unlocked crawlspace hatch in the backyard. immediately, i figured raccoons are most likely sleeping in the crawlspace during the day and doing whatever raccoons do at night. 


now, while i was at work, i watched a neat video on kalahari bushman finding a hidden water source in the desert by tying a monkey to a tree for a day and following it to it's h2o treasure after it became too thirsty to care about the man following it. this provided me with inspiration: *i should just lock the hatch and open it after a day so they are forced to leave to eat/drink and i can lock them out*


fast forward half a day:


we noticed a slurping sound underneath the bathtub after a shower. *nifty bastards. they're drinking water from a leaky pipe* 

oh well. hopefully they will still be hungry/thirsty enough to want to leave immediately after a bit longer.

sometime yesterday before the end of the day my wife brought up something quite curious: "what if the raccoons accidentally got inside of the crawlspace through the hatch and do not have the strength to lift it up from underneath and that's why they've been scratching the walls?"


**fuck**. i immediately propped the hatch open with a stick and threw some cooked tilapia at the entrance, fearing the worst. we watched from the living room window for a few minutes until it happened. 

two medium sized trash bandits emerged from the hatch with pieces of our fish dinner in their dumb little hands and awkwardly waddled off into the woods behind our home. i shined a flashlight into the crawlspace and thankfully, they seemed to have been the only temporary residents present.

TIFU by overestimating raccoons' abilities