Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: first tifu-

background: i've been really sick the past week, with a combo of flu & hangover symptoms. to get over that, i'm pushing 1+ gallons of water through a day...which means lots of toilet trips.

my fiancée and i live in a studio apt, and it's esp important to be quiet as she's a light sleeper. 

around 1:30am, i sneak to the toilet silently, pee in the dark, shake and go. out of habit i hit the light switch, and blind myself. that would be fine, except my cat is black, and now underfoot. sequence of events as follows, occurring in less than 90 sec:

-step on cat

-cat yells, claws me

-i yell, retreat and trip into litter box, hit head on towel rack, cursing.

-foot in...cat shit. more cursing.

-foot down again, cat came back, now cat shit on cat. cat yells again, runs off.

-clean foot, chase cat down, cat thinks i'm trying to kill him, knocks shit over, all the noise.

-lamp on, fiancée looking murderously at me hanging onto the shit-covered cat. 

explanations not accepted. cleaned the cat, he's sleeping on her side of the bed now.

TIFU with a trip to the toilet