Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway because i can't put this shit on my main.

i hadn't fapped in a few days and felt the urge, so i started to rub one out. everything was going great, except i looked down right when i came. i hadn't fapped in a while, so it was a little... overzealous. so this huge load just flies right into my eye, it's a fucking bullseye, i have a fucking robin hood dick. i immediately relied back on those basic human instincts that evolution decided we needed and shut my eye, but it was too late. i had cum all over my eyelid and in my eye. slowly, i started to grab tissues to wipe it off, the like, etc. well, the area around my eye was sticky. and it wouldn't come out. i had to vigorously wash my face off. and for the inside of my eye, i was wearing contacts. rip contacts. my eye ached for hours after that. never again.

they say masturbation causes blindness. yeah.

TIFU by ejaculating into my eye