Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, like many tifus, this happened this past weekend, but i just realized what i did...

my cat, roscoe, is notorious for pushing things off of tables. basically he just says "fuck this shit" and pushes everything off of a table/nightstand/counter or whatever. now the first mistake i made was putting the bedroom trash can next to my boyfriend and i's nightstand. thinking of it now, i guess i have no idea how much stuff i've lost into the trashcan this way. 

i am a super broke college student, so indulging really isn't my thing. but for christmas a nice sales lady at a sex shop convinced me to buy a $200 we-vibe 4 plus couple's vibrator for my boyfriend and i to have some fun with. the thing is amazing, by the way, but that's not the point here.

so i've had this thing about a month, and i left my it charging in its little dock on the nightstand, and went about my day. the nice thing about the dock is that it charges with a standard phone charger cable, so i just used mine. 

the time comes for me to go to bed, and so i disconnect my phone charger from the dock and connect it to my phone for it to charge. this was my second fuckup.

roscoe, being the little furry shit that he is, likes to do this thing in the middle of the night where he gets up on the nightstand and [shoves everything off](http://i.imgur.com/5d869ej.gifv) to see if he can get anything into the trashcan. so, naturally, he pushes my $200 vibrator in its dock into the trash can. i think you can see where this is going...

so call me a dumbass or whatever, but i don't notice that it's missing. at all. this past weekend, i decided to clean our entire apartment and take everything out to the big dumpster in our complex. it took me until monday to have the sickening realization that i fucking threw out a $200 vibrator...

this is why i can't have nice things. :(

TIFU by throwing away a $200 vibrator