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Input: Text: so, this happened two days ago, on thursday. it was the second day of school, and i've already fucked up. anyway, i'm a junior in high school, and i go to a private school with very few students, maybe 110-120 in all. so i was on my laptop in a free period checking out my online class, and since we are required to write an introduction to our teacher, i though i would do that. a girl in my class, let's call her s, was also typing up an introduction for her teacher. we were both joking around and putting typing things that made us sound deranged, lonely, disturbed, etc. for a laugh. at one point, a guy in my class who didn't usually speak up much mentioned that he had just sent in his name and the teacher accepted it, and another guy piped up that the teachers always said pretty much the same thing. so from that, clever me deduced that oh, the responses must be automated! and that's where it began. i typed up this:

"hey! my name is basilica, and i've been enrolled in this course because i was interested in my school's dual credit program. my family and i live in a very rural and isolated location, far away from people. i'm very lonely. i have very few friends, and almost no contact with humans outside of my family and school. i spend a lot of time outside, hiking and gardening and collecting clay for my pottery.i also love to cook, especially raw meat. big ol' hunks of bloody meat, with sniewy muscle hanging out. you can still see the fat and blood vessels hanging around,. my brother shot a bunny once if was very cute and fluffly while alive..... i watched its life drain from its eyes hshahhshhehahheh iiiiwifiwafkeakfngs it tasted g o o d nom num nwakjbasvm,
anyway! how have you been? sorry, i was little distracted there! i do love my hovbbies. besides, my knife collection is big too! all types. steak, cake veggie, bowie swiss army. you know! they are excellent killing tools, you might be surprised! i can try it out on you if you'd like. human skin you know. great leather. more humans thatn cows 'round these parts anyway, haha! it seperates from the muscle so smoothly, seamlessly. it's almost sensual........

love,
basilica! <3

so with that incoherent beast of an introduction, i hit send and basked in the laughter of my class. i mentioned it to some friends of mine who had taken the class previously, and they told me that the teachers actually read them. this is when i started panicking. i quickly sent a follow up entry to my teacher, saying that my friend had found my logins and sent that for me. i left school and forgot about it, with hopes that nothing would happen fading in the back of my mind. the next day, i checked to see my response. it was very neutral and bland. he said "you sound like you would like the show hannibal on nbc. welcome to my class. let me know if you need any help." i was relieved. thank the lord that nothing had happened! well, i got to continue with that notion for approximately 5 hours. i was called to the office of my school a few minutes before dismissal. i didn't expect anything, i just assumed that my dad had decided to pick me up a little early, as he has occasionally done in the past. w r o n g. it turns out my instructor had called my principle and wanted to document my introduction so that it could follow me around for the rest of my life. my principle called in my dad, and they were discussing it. i got to sit through that, and was pretty embarrassed that no one had realized it was a joke yet. i brought that up and was silenced with a cold, "you put no indication that it was a joke in there." i pretty much shut up after that to avoid fucking things up for myself any further. on the ride home, my dad informed me that it sounded like a cry for help, and that he was worried about me since that had "come from someplace inside you". we stopped at a store and he made a big deal of taking the keys from the car and said that he didn't know what to expect and that he half thought i would start the car and start driving around mowing people down. after that, he made me go into the store with him, and then to a mexican restaurant, where he tried to talk it over. he took my phone to, "go through it and check to see if anything else like this is lurking inside you". he also made me write a letter of apology to the teacher. the writing a letter part made sense to me, since it would be a good idea to assuage his fears of me being a maniacal child on the verge of homicide. that night, my dad gave me back my phone and told me i sounded like i had a poor self image, but that was about it. since i have so little contact with people my age, the part in the introduction that i wrote about me being very lonely really hit home for him. he looked over the apology and approved it, so i sent it to the instructor. unfortunately, i neglected to tell my dad that i had sent it to him, and he told me this morning to go over it again and maybe add something about wanting to meet up with the teacher so he could get to know the real me. i'm planning on sending that as a continuation of the apology. i'm a little scared, because my dad took the time to instill a deep and unyielding fear of being documented into me. but also, i'm angry that everyone is so paranoid, even if it is understandable. i can't voice that though, because it was my mistake, and my rash decision... i'm still hoping that this will all blow over and nothing bad will happen, but i'm open to advice (please help me)

TIFU by making my online instructor think I'm mentally disturbed