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hi, /r/tifu!
of course, this didn't happen today, but who's counting? it happened a month ago, i think.

well, there was this girl i really liked. you know, she seemed like girlfriend material and was nice, pretty, smart, you know; seemed like the perfect one.

fu#1: so one day being drunk old me, i decided to ask her out. pulled my phone out, opened up viber and like a slick bastard started chatting with her. just the usual shit, "how are you?", "fine, hbu?", "how was school?", etc.

fu#2: "i wanted to ask you something", slick old me asked, "you wanna go watch a movie or sth with me?". in my country we had some stupid religious traditions that weekend (i do not co-operate on such bullshit), so she couldn't come, and she said that someone else would probably come. now, instead of just backing the fuck up, i sent her a message: "it's not the movie, it's you!". she was of course a little bit shocked and wanted me to explain.

fu#3: as drunk as i was, i sent her: "*clears throat* (for some reason she found those third person messages to be cute) weeeell, i like you!". i got no response for like 5 minutes (being drunk and anxious feels like shit, btw).

fu#4: since i realized that nothing is gonna happen, i just wanted to be the funny bastard i am, so i said: "*smiles trying not to be awkward*". mind you, i was drunk, very drunk.

fu#5: i asked if she was ok, since i cared about her more than myself.

now everyone is messing with me at school since she told the *smiles trying not to be awkward* to everyone. and to be honest, i don't give a fuck. but i kept my mouth shut thinking she might be ashamed of me.

now, i feel like a dog with whom was fucked around.

would appreciate some creative comments! :)

 


edit #1: thanks for the advice!

edit #2: in my country we can drink from 18, just to get that out; i don't want anyone to think that drinking is something kids should do! *kids, don't do drugs or alcohol.*

TIFU by trying to tell a girl I like her