Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'll keep this short and sweet. this just happened about an hour ago and i still feel pretty shitty.


so i'm pretty new to los angeles. i'm originally from chicago and occasionally i use phrases that some people don't regularly hear and today i used one of them. anyways, i'm closing up the cafe i work at for the day and this heavy-set lady walks in and asks if i'm still open. i'm not particularly drunk with power and i know the feeling of needing a coffee to get myself through the evening so stop my cleaning and i oblige her.


i whip up a delicious, velvety latte with a nice rosetta design and decide to extend my graciousness and give her a discount for being polite and the last customer of the day.



"just the latte? ok! sounds good....let's see...hmmm. 
maybe i can get you a fat discount!"


immediately her demeanor changes from one of joy and anticipation of a tasty coffee to one of puzzled anger. "a... fat... discount??" she says. 


i start stammering and blushing, making things worse, "oh, uhhh, no. not a discount because, you're, ummm....uh. shit."


she quickly pays for her discounted latte and leaves, leaving me alone with my foot quite admirably stuffed in my mouth.


sheesh.

TIFU by giving the last customer of the day a "fat discount"