Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, this actually happened yesterday. it had been raining all day long down here in alabama, and at night, it was finally pretty cool out. i went out to grab a soda, and on the way back in, i'm driving through my neighborhood and saw a bunch of frogs chillin outside. one of them was sitting in the middle of the road.

i came to a stop by him and rolled down my window. "hey little guy, you're gonna get run over if you don't get out of the road!"

i kinda hoped he would be scared of my voice or the fact that my car stopped next to him and hop away, but he just sat there. i realized he'd probably be dead by car in a few hours or so if i didn't act, so i got out to put him on the grass by the road.

i walked over to pick him up, but as i got close, i thought to myself "hmm. every time i've picked up a frog in the past, they pee all over my hands because they're scared or defending themselves or whatever. i'd better find something to grab him with."

i didn't really have anything, so i got my wallet. i put it next to him and gently lifted him onto the wallet by his sides, then carried him over to the curb and picked him back up off my wallet, placing him on the curb facing the grass.

i looked at my wallet, and discovered why he wasn't running when i pulled up next to him. he had frog diarrhea. now, so did my wallet.

TIFU by trying to help a small frog.