Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was just over a week ago. i had been hanging out with the same girl for a few dates in a row and for whatever reason she wanted to stay in and have a pizza and movie night, which is great and all. we were looking for what to watch and hbogo or netflix or something had eyes wide shut on it. i think this movie is fucking hilarious and overwrought and generally pretty great. so we are watching it while kind of fooling around and whatever and one particularly stupid and over dramatic line is read by nicole kidman and i just lose my shit and start laughing my ass off. 

i think this combined with the elevated heart rate associated with fooling around led to the following: 

getting up and immediately falling into a sweaty fetal position ball of severe head pain, vomiting profusely for an hour straight and ending up in emergency neurosurgery the next day to fix a burst aneurysm/subarachnoid hemmorhage. 

now i'm bored on reddit in the neuro icu and thats why. eyes wide fucking shut.

TIFU by watching Eyes Wide Shut.