Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ahem.....

i wanted to fart  
instead i shit my pants  
i need a shower  


thank you.

TIFU by shitting my pants (post in haiku)