Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu. my girlfriend and i both had the day off today. when i woke up she was already awake, playing with our cats in our room. my daily visitor was here to say good morning so i figured i would entertain the both of them. after a goodmorning quickie, she went downstairs to clean. i stayed in bed playing with my coc. after about a half hour, i decided to get up, go pee, and go downstairs to help her around the house. as most men would probably agree, urinating over the fence is a hell of a lot less hassle than going through the gate. so i pulled it out, did my thing, and tucked it back in. i made it to the bottom of the stairs and was suddenly dealing with intense pain in my left testicle and groin area. 
 
 
after about 20 minutes of not being able to move, i decided to go to the er. barefoot, i slowly make my way out the door, down the front steps, and into the car. worst 10 minute car ride ever. i felt every crack, every bump, and every turn with my scrotum. finally in the er, crying due to the immense pain. with no pain medication, the doctor comes in, asks me to pull my boxers down, and starts poking and prodding at my junk. "does this hurt? does it hurt here? how about this? does this one hurt too?"
 
i feel bad for the rest of the people in the er. i could not stop screaming. it was bad. gentlemen, imagine blue balls times 10,000.  and this asshole who went to school for way too long to look at penises all day, grabs my left nut, and in one horrific flick of the wrist, untwisted my testicle. i about passed out from the pain.
 
it wasnt until about 10 minutes later that i was told what was happening. testicular torsion. something i would only think exists on reddit.
 
 
feeling much better now, i was told i needed an ultrasound on my scrotum. again, something i only thought existed on here. roughly two hours later, i am wheeled into a dark room, half asleep, and finally out of pain.  i am greeted by a 45ish year old russian ultrasound technician who tells me to pull my underwear down, put my penis on my belly, and lift up my sack. she then lathers freezing cold gel all over my jewels. i swear if i didn't fall asleep i would've gotten hard.
 
i wake up 45 mins later to this lady telling me to stop moving around. bitch have you ever had a woman twice your age fondling your junk after almost losing half of your livelihood? didn't think so. finish up before i do. please.
 
after being in the hospital for about 5 hours, and almost losing a testicle, i am finally allowed to stand up, and leave. just in time to go take a piss for drug testing for probation.
i have to follow up within a week to schedule surgery. surgery that will basically pin my nut to my sack so this doesn't happen again. fml.

TIFU by taking a piss.