Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway and brief because this fu has been a week in the making and i'm bound to be found :')

so ten days ago i got back in touch with this guy i knew in hs and messed around with a little while after. he wanted a relationship and i figured we'd give it a try because i did like him and he's a pretty cool guy. cue fuck up.

everything was sexual. everything was clingy. everything was possessive. everything was eh.

anytime i mentioned going anywhere i'd get a "who's going to be there". if i didn't answer my phone right away i'd get at least three messages after the other wondering where i was. every convo held took a turn for sex and sex-related topics and how "sexy" i am.

seven days into "dating" (more like texting back and forth and supposedly being his babe because we hadn't actually *seen* each other in two years since our tomfoolery) and we're discussing kinks and i express discomfort with one but he keeps insisting. red flag #1 but i'm patient and brush it off, i've dealt with pushy guys before, not afraid to sock him in the mouth or gnads if the pushy happens if we were to meet up. 

eight days into "dating" he asked about getting a place with me and moving in together. red flag #2, i'm starting to distance myself and try to figure out how to address these rising flags. 

nine days into "dating" and he hints to wanting another kid (has one that's not mine). red flag #3 and i have no idea what to do any more.

now we're on day ten and i'm not answering my phone because i'm literally just beside myself on what the fuck to do because he's nice enough but i really don't see this working out, especially not with all these red flags waving.

TIFU by getting back in touch with someone