Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so it's 3 am and i couldn't sleep cause i'm starving, so i just went to my hall's common room, took someone's milk carton from the fridge, and chugged a cup. it was only afterwards that my mind processed how there were some lumps in the milk, so i checked the carton and saw the expiration date: july 14 2014. well fuck, not even sure how i didnt notice anything out of the ordinary about the taste but i'm gonna go back to sleep and hope i don't wake up with an exploding anus.

TIFU by stealing and drinking milk that had expired over six months ago