Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today was a regular wednesday morning like every other except for the fact that i could not find any underwear this morning when getting ready to come to school. (btw it feels great not having underwear on)

my fuck up happens when i decide to use the restroom after taking a piss i completely forgot that i had no underwear on so as i am about to zip up my pants my penis gets caught in the zipper and a pain never felt before hit me i honestly thought i was going to die, i could not unzip my penis out of my zipper and the more i tried the more blood that kept coming out until i couldn't take it and ran to the nurse and as soon as i got there my crush and principal were there and there i was with my bloody dick and they all looked at me until i passed out.

im currently in the hospital with my mom who also saw my bloody penis and i am thinking about dropping out and never ever showing my face near that school again and maybe even running away from home because knowing my mom she will never let go of this accident. 

(this is my first ever reddit post so formatting or whatever might be terrible!)

TIFU by not wearing underwear. [NSFW]