Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: after a powerhour at my apartment, everyone was feeling pretty good, including me. however, as we began flagging down a taxi, i began to realize that my dinner and all the carbonation from the beer were not mixing well together. i knew i had a shit storm brewing inside of me, but had to make it to the bar. once i got to the bar, i did the usual, bunch of mingling and trying to hit on some girls. as i ordered my beer, i felt a fart coming and decided it would be okay to let a silent bomb off. however, i had underestimated all the carbonation from earlier resulting in a fart, which was quickly followed by some watery poop. 

i immediately realized that i had fucked up, the bar was far from my home and i could not return easily. adrenaline kicks and i realize i must salvage the situation as i have just left my beer and a pretty cute girl at the bar. so i make it to the bathroom, but realize there's only a little bit of toilet paper. at this point, i had two options, throw my boxers away or try to clean them. 

here is where i could've salvaged the situation, but fucked up. i became extremely nostalgic about my boxers, since i've had that j.crew pair for over 5 years. so anyhow, i try to remove as much poop as possible with the limited toilet paper. i have this genius idea, where i go and get some soap and try to clean off the poop. the smell is masked a little and it seems to have worked. but after this incident, i lost all mmy game and confidence, as i walking around the bar with soapy and poop boxers. 

nevertheless, as a weekend warrior, i had to soldier on and make it to the end of the night. 

edit: grammar

TIFU by underestimating my fart at a bar