Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: to set the scene, i work as a basketball coach for a junior high league through an after school program. i am a student at a college 45 minutes away, and drive in a giant triangle from work to school to home. we practice in the school's gym twice a week. before practice, i often get food for myself (and my team if they won in their game the previous week). this brings me to today.

  so i get out my class, and get my teams food along with my own. i get the team a whole pizza, and myself a slice of pizza, ranch, and a drink. i finish my slice while waiting for their whole pizza to be made, and get pretty far done with my drink (a large coke). after around 45 minutes, i get to the school to find the kids shooting around on the blacktop courts. i still have a bit of coke, and finish it as i get to the outside of the gym. everyone gathers around the pizza like sharks stalking an injured sea-lion. i tell them they only get one piece, and set it on a concrete ledge outside the gym. i tell them to eat outside as i attempt to open the gym, realizing that it's locked. i let them eat as a seek out the janitor for the keys to open the gym. when i return to the gym with the keys, the pizza is gone, and i throw away the box and open up the gym to start practice.
 
after two hours of good practice, the kids pack up and we head to the front of the school to wait for the remaining kids' parents. as we exit the gym, i realize i didn't throw away my coke cup. on top of that, the top had come off. here's where i went wrong. as i walk to throw the cup away, i barely notice in the dim light that there appears to be some ice in the cup. now, all logic should tell someone "hey, that lid has been open for quite a bit, and sugar from coke can attract stuff like, hmm let's see, small six legged creatures that live in a colony." but no. my brain completely overrode that warning and just went in full auto pilot mode. i put the lid back on without thinking, and went for a drink. instead of the liquid sensation of water going down my throat, i feel a sensation of small pellets hitting the inside of my mouth, followed by a strange bitter taste, followed by the movement of some of these pellets, and finally followed by some tiny pinches in the back of my throat. as i realize what is going on, i strain to see what the real contents of the cup are, and discover a nice little group of ants crawling around the inside. having gone that far, i decide i might as well finish the job, swallow the majority of the ants in my mouth, and throw the cup away once and for all. i have gargled a few times, but i feel like some of the ants still haven't gone down or came out of my mouth after rinsing.

TIFU by "drinking" ants