Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: buckle up, buckaroos. this isn't short and pretty.

like some of these stories, it did not happen today. this fuck up happened on april 18th, 2013. the day that green day came to the los angeles sports arena for their 99 revolutions tour for their latest album(s) release. 

it all started 30 minutes before the doors to the arena opened.  my 3 friends and i were near the very front of the line, meaning that once the doors were open, we had a good 5 minute wait until we were inside, where no food or drink is allowed. while we were waiting, we decided to get a grab to eat since we wouldn't be outta there till 11ish.  2 of our friends left the line to get burgers and fries while me and my other pal held their spots.  by the time they came back with the food, the doors had opened. this meant we had to devoure the food within a few minutes, or else we would have to throw the food away. by god almighty i have never eaten this fast in my entire life, so by the time we entered the arena into the pit, i already knew that my stomach was pissed off. 


everything was fine during the opening acts.  once green day came on the stage, that's when everything started to kick in. anyone who has been in a pit during a concert can verify that once the main act comes on, everyone begins to shove and push their way towards the front, which technically isn't the best feeling with a full stomach.  three songs pass and i begin to feel a bit nauseated. the next song they played was titled "oh love", off of one of their new albums. i was too nauseated to be singing "oh love", but rather i kept repeating in my mind "oh shit".  

30 seconds go by and i cannot hold this fucker of a stomach any longer. by unfortunate circumstances, there was a pretty attractive woman in front of me with very curly hair, curly enough for puke particles to be stuck in there for weeks.  i look for a way to exit, but by the time i was, i projectile vomited onto this girl's head.  when i mean on her head, i mean, *on her head*.  this niagara fall of puke was pouring down her curly locks and drizzling into each curl.  everyone behind me saw exactly what happened, and they were either dying of laughter of horrified of what happened.  the worst part about all of this, is that this poor lady had no idea what i had just done. she continued to rock out even with bits of burger and fries dancing within her head.


once i gathered enough breath, i signaled the security guards to take me out of the pit asap.  there's no way i was going to be standing behind this filth for another second. the guards see my signal and reach in and pull my ass outta there. keep in mind i was still pretty stoked about some-what crowd surfing, so i start waving my hands in the air in excitement. as soon as they put me on the ground, they told me to walk down the pathway. i then puked again, but luckily this time it was in a trash can right outside the crowd. a woman walked passed me mid-vomit and mumbled "i want what he's on!"  i was able to fully enjoy the rest of the concert, but from the very back of the arena. still my favorite show to date.



 


for those interested, i decided to post pictures that my friend took of me being pulled out of the crowd. 

http://imgur.com/a/2cnif


there is also a video linked of the song where i get pulled out of. if you look closely at the front of the pit, you can see me get pulled out at 1:37-2:07. watch in 1080 to see it well. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j07kgyh_kyc

TIFU by puking all over a girl's head