Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: headed into the school library for studying and expected to do what i always do; play on reddit for 2 hours and maybe get 20 minutes of actual studying in. 10 minutes after sitting down, my friend whom i've had a bit of crush on for a while walks in and chooses to sit across from me. of course, my full attention goes to her and i mindlessly start spinning my pen. as i get more anxious, my hand finds the stapler next to me and started fidgeting with that when all of a sudden i feel a sharp pain in my hand. i look down and realize i'd slid my hand between the stapler and it's base and had accidently pushed down using my thumb. she looks at me and says 

"did you just..." 
"uh huh"
"are you okay?" 

i pulled the stapler off my hand at this point to find the staple had been buried deep in my palm. i pull it out expecting the worst and find out the metal had gone in straight so it's nothing but two little pricks. as i say "oh yea, its fine", i close my hand causing blood to start spewing like old faithful. i quickly grabbed some tissue and covered it, but i wasn't quick enough to stop some from landing on her papers and such. she gave me a dumbstruck look then started busting out laughing at my stupidity. i said i'd be right back, and by the time i returned with a newly bandaged hand, she had left. between the pain in my hand and the embarrassment i still felt, i too left without any studying being accomplished.

TIFU by flirting in the library