Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: dear reddit, today i fucked up.

mandatory this didn't happen today, but it happened last friday.
to put you all into context, i've been dating this girl at work (lets call her s) for like a month or so and we totally hit it off, like i've never experienced before. like going to a bar and having the owners tell us we have to leave because they were closing the place and we lost all notion of time just chatting and having a blast with each other. like kissing, being together and me wanting that to last forever. like i was falling in love and had no clue if it was a mutual thing.

anyway, we kept it low profile at work. not because there is a policy we can't date each other, but for that reason we all know, people love to gossip, talk shit and/or stupid things about others and we would rather avoid that kind of stuff.
all in all, we can say that things were preeeetty good.

done with the context, on to the fuck up. last friday we had a company outing after office hours because it was the birthday of one of the guys here. we all went to a bar and start having some drinks, playing some games and some of us remembered it was 420 somewhere in the world too. she was there, i was there, almost everybody was there. we used the excuse that a photography group was passing thorugh a window, went outside for a sec and s gave me the best kiss ever, i can say i was the happiest man alive. so what does the happiest man on earth do? celebrate and drink his ass off. and let me tell you that when i drink, i drink. i had like 4 beers, gin tonics, caipirinhas, caipiroskas, fernet with cola, rum and coke and thats just all i remember, i believe there was some whisky, campari and cynar involved somewhere too, captian hindsight would be proud of my black out. but my black outs are what i call "zombie walk". you can tell i'm as drunk as i can get, but i don't pass out, i just keep going and end up not remembering a damn thing about what i did. so after all that, all i remember is some of us (me and her included) went to a club to dance a bit and then me, waking up and regaining consciousness in bed next to a girl. so i think "oh, great! things worked themselves out!". i start checking my surroundings and that thought starts to fade out and mutate into "oh shit! oh shit! oh shit!". that girl lying next to me was a girl from work, but it wasn't s. 

it seems i made out with this other chick, who is really cool, has a boyfriend, loves her boyfriend and i have no atraction nor feelings for her whatsoever nor i have ever flirted with, right in front of the girl i do care and have feelings for. how do i know that this girl i woke up next to has a boyfriend and loves her boyfriend? not becasuse i already knew and she told me some day, but because when i woke up, she starts to go at it but i can't do shit, i was broken and i end up telling her what was going on with me and s, so she ends up broken as well, telling me about her problems with her boyfriend. there were some tears here and there from both sides and i decide to get my ass out of there. 

i start messaging s, calling her and of course she ignored me, i would have done the same damn thing. once i called her for like the fourth time in a row, she starts messaging me back. she is pissed, she is hurt, she feels dissapointed and she has every damn reason in the world to feel like that. i asked her to lunch, to talk about what happened, to tell her what i feel, but she tells me she can't even think about seeing me and not bursting in tears. it was then i realized that what i felt for s was mutual and i start crying like the bitch i am but try to seem i'm not. i had and still have no idea why i did what i did. we messaged for like 2 hours, and we agreed we need to talk, i spent the whole weekend trying to remember things, trying to realize why i did what i did, but i got no clue, i'm misserable. she told me she doesn't know how to forgive, but she could start practicing it. i think i told her i love her without actually saying "i love you". there seems to be light at the end of the tunnel.

and now, here i am, sitting at work, writing this on reddit while the girl i love is a couple of cubicles infront of me, the girl i ended up with last friday is a couple of cublices behind me and i had the shittiest weekend i can remember in a looong time. i said hi to s, she gave me the coldest "hi" back i've ever received. i didn't say a word to the other girl so far. all i can think right now is how i'm going to paddle out of this situation and the things i got to do to make it up for her. wish me luck.

TIFU by being a drunken unconscious bastard