Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: earlier today, i was eating lunch with my boyfriend on our university campus. after i finish stuffing my face, i lay down along the grass. i wanted to relax before my afternoon lecture, so i get real comfy laying down. i even start feeling sleepy. 

after a few minutes, i remember that i need to touch up my lipstick since i had just eaten. i pull out a mini mirror and my matte liquid lipstick. i put the lipstick and mirror in one hand, and the applicator wand in the other. and i'm still laying down during this whole thing, because my lazy ass didn't feel like properly sitting up. i figure that it'll be fine and that i'll just be careful to not tip the lipstick too much. but the thought flies out of my mind as i focus on reapplying my lipstick. i began tilting the mirror (along with the lipstick) so i can get a better viewing angle on my lips and i suddenly feel something cold and wet hit my eye. at that same moment, my boyfriend had begun reading something out loud for me, but i cut him off, "what the heck? did you just spit in my eye?!" he looks over at me and informed me that it was not spit, and that it was in fact, my lipstick. i had tipped it over enough to where a whole blob had fallen out and landed smack dab in the middle of my eye. 

i started freaking out and he packs up all of our stuff and grabbed my hand to lead me all the way to the single gender-free bathroom in one of the buildings. i look in the mirror and there was the dark red color of my lipstick covering my contact, and some of it had leaked onto my actual eye as well. it had even gotten all over the upper and lower lid of my eye. 
i do my best to wash everything out. i take out my contact and rub my finger on my eyeball to remove the rest of the lipstick.

after i clean out the lipstick from my eye, we step out of the bathroom and get some weird looks. i needed to go home and get my glasses, so my boyfriend drove me. i couldn't drive myself because my eyesight is absolutely terrible. but at least i'm not blind. i think i'm lucky that i wore contacts, because it caught most of the lipstick. my eye looks all back to normal now, and i will never apply liquid lipstick while laying down ever again.

TIFU by spilling liquid lipstick in my eye