Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so yes this happen yesterday but only truly realizing my fuck up today.  so i'm a grown ass man but do enjoy some taquitos.  i normally just put them in the microwave wait the two minutes then eat those little fuckers.   well yesterday i was over at my mothers so my son could play with my parents.  

low and behold she has taquitos.  i'm hungry it's lunch time and they are there for eating.  so i get some and look and my parents have a deep fryer.  i think to myself why not it will take longer but crispy taquitos are even better.   so i fry them and put them on my plate.   

i sit down excited to eat these crispy delicious sticks.  i pick one up and realize damn these are hot.  it's ok my adult brain kicks in and i break them in half to let them cool.   i talk while they cool then pick one up and crunch down.   my brain says ummm crunchy then holy fucking hell what the fuck you fucker that's hot.   these were hot as satans ass after eating the spicy tacos at the roadside taco shop.  

i bit into the unbroken end the hot molten cheese and chicken mix squirted on my tongue.  i swallowed quickly and thought damn that hurts. 

well fast forward to today half of my tongue is seared.  like the poor little taste buds that enjoyed those taquitos are burned to a crisp.  my tongue hurts and everything taste like styrofoam today.

TIFU by eating taquitos.