Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it was just there... in the urinal. i didn't think it was alive. i also didn't know they could fly. i also didn't know how fast i could run around a bathroom screaming, with a piss covered palmetto bug behind me, trying to escape his golden shower. [here's the little bastard, back in his home.](http://imgur.com/fxpbnmv)  
i'm an adult. these things shouldn't happen to me anymore.

TIFU by urinating on a roach.