Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: there i was, taking a glorious mid day nap in my friends guest room, the leftovers of this morning feast of donuts and chocolate milk lay on the night stand. 

the sun beamed through the curtains softly waking me from my much needed slumber. i open my eyes and roll over, seeing the last kolachie uneaten and waiting. i gorge myself and let out a satisfied sigh, opening my chocolate milk.

 i take a sip, and begin to get out of bed. 

there's something solid in my mouth. 

that particular solid is pointy. 

i run to the bathroom and spit out the contents of my mouth, and see a now brown, chocolate milk covered spider crawl away in shame down the drain. my lip starts swelling and i'm in terrible pain. took a nice road trip to the clinic, and it took 8 hours of waiting in misery for the swelling to stop. 

i'm never drinking chocolate milk again, ever.

TIFU by drinking a spider