Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: last sunday, a friend and i went to chinatown to get clothes for my business. i felt really gassy for the whole duration of the trip and we had to take the metro. despite being gassy i held everything in because the streets were crowded and i didnt want to give anyone any discomfort. 

that was my first fuck up. 

so we bought everything we needed; ate at an awesome restaurant with fluffy dimsum, and decided to have a smoke right after. after holding it in for at least a couple of hours, i decided that it was finally time to release some tension in my colon, but it was more than i expected it to be. it wasn't gas. 

assuming it was gas, i gave out a huge heave and let my anal sphincter be as loose as possible and with it came a handful of wet and juicy shit. i sharted so bad that it went through my shorts, but not so bad to be noticeable. it just stank and my friend kept asking if i smell shit or if i farted and kept denying it until she noticed a little stain i left on a bench and grabbed my ass to confirm that i sharted. 

after all the commotion, we went home and went on our way with a lot of good products for the business, and my dumbass forgot to put the shit stained shorts in the dirty laundry hamper and just hung it together with the clean bottoms. 

fast forward to today, my brother wore those same shorts, with the stain and the smell still there. for some fucking reason the smell never smelled in my room. before he headed out to school, i noticed him wearing the shorts and i completely forgot about what happened during sunday and bade him farewell. 

that was my second fuck up.

he sent me a text around lunch time today about why his shorts smell like shit and why there's a stain. as i read that message, i felt like as if a huge tidal wave hit me, and simply replied: "i'm so sorry, bro. it was an accident. i swear." and he never replied to me. now i'm just guessing his friends are making fun of him for that and it's all my fault. i feel bad, and i fucked up. sorry bro. love you. 

 

update: just got home and talked to my bro. i was begging for forgiveness, and he just laughed and gave me a fist bump. :) so i guess we're cool.

TIFU by forgetting to tell my brother I stained his shorts with shit and he's wearing it right now in school.