Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu by not sneezing. let me set the stage. i'm 18 and work in a large wood shop with my boss. who is over 70 years old. there are tons of loud machines and of course, lots and lots of wood. i've been working here for about a year, and sometimes when the machines make noise, (example: air compressor running, chop saw cutting) i'll notice these, uh, "sub" noises if you will. not the kind of sub from bass. but little noises i don't think anything of, like sqeaks. when i start having a sneeze c'mon, sometimes i can stop if from happening fractions of a second before i actually sneeze. so today, me and my boss where at one end of the shop, talking about how we were gonna build something, when the air compressor about 20 feet away started to refuel on air. it's very loud. we were still talking and i felt a sneeze coming on. so i did my weird thing and held my breath right before it came out, and stopped my self from sneezing. at that moment the air compressor was filled and automatically turned off. a split second later my boss rips some ungodly ass, loud as a damn train. keep in mind we are about 2 feet from each other... it immediately reeked like satan's sweaty pits from hell. i realized at that moment if i would have let out my big, "a-choo!", i would not have heard his fart. and he would have blamed the smell on his dog. like he always does when it mysteriously stinks. i realized over the past years i have worked there, hes always ripping ass when the machines are going, and that's what those strange noises i'd been hearing were. it was extremely awkward and unsettling. the lies and guilt of blaming the poor dog all stacked up at this moment as i walked to the other end of the shop to continue my work. probably the most awkward interaction i've ever had with another human being.

TIFU by not sneezing