Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: dear reddit, 

tifu by using my roommates eye drops.

 we live in a pretty tiny house. we each have our own bedrooms but we share a bathroom. it's a jack and jill type bathroom with 2 doors leading into either of our bedrooms respectively.

 i suffer from pretty bad allergies and one of the worst symptoms i get is itchy eyes. on this particular day my eyes were exceptionally fucking itchy. i couldn't seem to find my eye drops though... they were nowhere. literally nowhere. i have the bright idea to look in my roommates area in the bathroom... bingo. i see two different types of eye drops in similar packaging so i grab one of them. now because i'm so used to using eye drops i've become super fast at getting them in my eyes. without a second thought i squirt a solid stream into both my eyes taking a total combined time of about 1.5 seconds.  immediately my eyes start burning. they aren't just burning, it's like they are on actual fire!!!! what in gods name did i just squirt in my eyes.... i can't even check at this point because i can't see. it feels like there's flesh eating acid eating away at my eye balls. the only thing i could think to do was feel my way to the shower and get in fully clothed. i stared into the stream of water for about 10 minutes before i could open my eyes again. i got out of the shower and looked in the mirror..... i looked like the red-eyed spawn of satan. i fumbled over to the cabinet and discovered that what i thought were eye drops were actually ear wax removal drops. in almost identical packaging as the eye drops from the same brand. honestly, who does that???? i ended up having to go to med-stop and ended up with pretty bad "burns" on my eyeballs. and looked like a pink-eye infected youth for about 2 days. 

i guess the moral of the story here is don't touch your roommate's shit.

TIFU by using my roommate's eye drops without permission.