Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: reddit, i fucked up. a couple hours ago i came out of the shower (i'm still naked at this point) and when i arrived to my room, the "everybody dance now" song came on.

i mean, who couldn't dance to that shit? i started busting a move, junk out and everything  when i felt a massive stinging sensation by my crotch. 

what the actual fucking fuck. my dick was bleeding profusely and there was a paper cut from one of my homework papers straight across the "pee hole" as one would say. so now my dick is wrapped in a bandage from the help of my girlfriend, and my dignity has hit rock bottom. 

i'm actually surprised how exact it got cut, like its a legit cross on my dick. it burns like hell though.

so, children of reddit, my advice to you:
never dance naked near stacks of paper.

TIFU by paper cutting my dick [somewhat SFW]