Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've been drinking only wanter since new years, just got the cacfeine and sugar craving out of the way, my sis wanted to go for a coffee, without thinking i agreed and once there i ordered a 'shot in the dark' (dark roast coffee withe a shot of espresso.) i drank it, realized my screw up, but said, "oh well." and went about my day. this was at noon. it was all i had to eat today and when i got home i went on a cleaning frenzy in my apartment, scrubbed the whole thing (which was already clean), amd then a migraine set in. 

now, i had forgotten that i still hadn't eaten anything but that shot in the dark, and since my migrant was setting in, i downed 2 aleve and 20mg of valium. on an empty stomach. 

i'm going to be falling over shortly and i have company on their way. this should be interesting to say the least. 

my vision is clearing (silent migraines always preclude the pain for me, so i try to head them off at the pass), but i feel slower. not my smartest move. on an empty stomach 10mg of valium should have been more than enough. crap.

TIFU by breaking my water only rule and drinking caffeine.