Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, about a week ago i made a frantic post about being caught watching porn. after i made the post i went offline for a few hours and came back to find half the people calling it fake and half the people assuring me that everyone enjoys some good horseporn every once in a while. i ended up deleting that post, not caring enough to reply to all the angry responses.

to recap: i got a text from my mom, who was at nursing school, that she just received an email from our isp (frankfort plant board) that someone had torrented copyrighted porn and if it happened again legal action may ensue. that's all she told me besides that she would talk to me when she got home.

i panicked, i had kept everything hidden up to that point. and, the night before, i had decided to watch some more extreme fetishes and explore a little bit, including ending up on /r/bestiality for like 5 minutes. i never stopped to think and go "but wait, i don't even have torrenting software and never download my porn...". instead, i simply assumed that my mom saw all and now thought i liked to sneak off and fuck horses in my spare time, which i certainly don't.

i sat there feeling really anxious, and ended up passing the time by making my original frantic post and playing some supreme commander with my buddies, who i discussed argument tactics that i could use against her with me.

30 minutes before she got home, i had a game plan. i'd caught her watching porn *several* times before, and have also uncovered that she's part of a bdsm group. but, i never mentioned any of this, not wanting to put her in an awkward position. so, when she got home i was going to explain that this is something all normal teens and adults do, and im sorry for the dmca claim. if she pushed the argument further, i would point out all the revealing stuff about her sex life ive found out over the years.

it was a foolproof plan, it was sure to work.

30 minutes later, she sits me down and says "why were you looking at transexual porn?". "what?" i say. out of all the fetishes i watched, i hadn't watched any transexual porn, not that there is anything wrong with that.
"don't play around it! look at this gross shit you watched! are you turned on by this? it's fucking gross!". she opened up a window. on it, a torrent download existed for a movie called "ts-playground" with some thumbnail photos of shemales fucking shemales.

"i never watched that shit.." i say out loud. she then proceeds to fucking unload on me about how i can't fucking lie to her and how gross it is, and i end up just sitting there and crying the whole time. i never had the courage to mention that she watches porn too.

but, on the bright side, this was not my porn. she hadn't seen any of the shit i had actually watched. but, this meant someone on our network had torrented highly copyrighted porn and used me as a scapegoat.

my mom took my pc and phone, saying i wouldn't get them for a month, and then went to go talk to my uncle who lived nextdoor, and also used our wifi network. 10 minutes later she comes back with a blank look on her face and says "ok, um, you can have your pc back" and walks awkwardly back in to her room. 

so, now she just kind of won't look me in the eye. i suspect my uncle or his roomate were the ones who downloaded the porn. so, i never really got caught, i was just blamed when someone else got caught.

 

(sorry for any bad grammar. away from home right now so i had to write this on a phone)

edit: to fix any confusion, i am not into bestiality of any form, i just browsed it for a short while but left quickly. i would never attempt bestiality on a live animal.

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