Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck up begins much like every other. i made a few questionable decisions and paid the consequences. those decision? ghost pepper sea salt and forfeiting my contacts for glasses.

after making delicious stuffed poblano peppers and sweet potatoes (all using a fair amount of the hell salt). i decided to be an asshole and let my dog lick my ghost pepper infused fingers. nothing. my dog went on as normal and i assumed that my fingers were not covered in magma death oil.

i washed my hands liberally and started eating my lunch.

the food was awesome.

what wasn't awesome was when i decided to put my contacts in. what my dog didn't notice in ghost pepper oil concentration my left eyeball immediately recognized and i screamed "oh fuck! ohfuckohfuckohfuck!" as my left eye all burned with the intensity of a thousand suns.

after the heat in the left eyeball dissipated, i stared at the right contact lens like "wtf do i do now?"

i decided i'd pony up and use my pinky finger to insert the contact lens. surely that finger didn't touch satan's seasoning. wrong. it apparently touched the most because it burned 100x worse than the first contact. i screamed again and dropped my contact on the counter.

finally, i just shoved it in my eye and sat on my bed sobbing until the heat in my eyeball finally subsided.

now i'm headed to the dog park and my eyes are so bloodshot it looks like i just left a widespread panic concert.

TIFU by cooking with Ghost Pepper Sea Salt