Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: short backstory.

over the past 11 months, i've visited eastern europe, australia, japan, hawaii, colorado, maine, various other states in new england, massachusets, new york, and my final destination (in which i am currently travelling to), shall be florida - before i finally fly back home to england next week.

due to travelling so much, i look to save money wherever i can, and whilst planning this final venture from nyc to orlando fl, i was given 2 options. bus or plane. the cheapest flight i found was around $180 which isn't too bad, but then i struck gold..... a bus for just $45!! i thought this would be too good to be true, but after checking many a review, it seemed legit and next thing you know, it's all booked. 19 and a half hour bus journey, let's go!!

fast forwards to a few hours ago.

boarding the bus, read a sign in the bus shop (if that's what you call it) saying very clearly to sit in your allocated seat, and that there is no moving around.

sit down, seat 44. it's by the window. fantastic, i always prefer window seats. i look down the isle to see potential candidates as to who may be the lucky lady who gets to sit next to me..

abort! abort! abort!! now, in all my travels, i've met many hundreds, if not thousands of people from all cultures and backgrounds, ethnicities and body complexions, all shapes and sizes. but nothing i've experienced, nothing could have prepared me for this specimen of 'human' (well...) that was waddling down the isle towards me. i can only describe this monstrous lady as a hybrid cross between bubbles from little britain and snorlax. she is fucking enormous. like... my god... are you sure this isn't a buddah statue or something?

'is this seat 43?' colossus asks.

tucking in her 7th spare tire into the seat, flesh flapping everywhere, armrests raised to allow maximum lateral spread, she claims to be 'in the seat'.

i'm currently 4 hours into the journey, pressed up against the window, gasping for air every 20 minutes when a vile gasseous odour erupts from below the behemoth. this is unbearable.. over 15 hours to go....

 
taking 19.5 hour bus journey from ny to orlando because cheapskate. get stuck next to female who has her own gravitational pull. the stench she can create is ungodly. stuck next to her for another 15.5 hours.

TIFU by being cheap and taking a bus instead of a plane