Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i have a 9-month old cat who i love but who also happens to be a total asshole.  one thing she does is play fetch with these red pipe cleaners.  she loves these things so much that she completely ignores every toy i try to give her that isn't a pipe cleaner.  she likes to drop it near me and then chase after it when i throw it.  recently, she's learned that the more annoying she is about it, the more likely i am to notice her and throw the pipe cleaner.

usually this means that whenever i'm at the computer, she jumps onto the desk, stands on my keyboard, and drops the pipe cleaner in front of me.  i generally will get upset with her because i'm in the middle of a video game and i'll quickly grab her and move her off and then throw the pipe cleaner behind me.  she absolutely loves this game.

today, i decided that enough was enough and i grabbed a spray bottle of water and set it next to me.  the next time she jumped up onto the desk, i sprayed her with the water bottle.  startled, she backed away and tripped over my full 24 oz. glass of water.  the glass tipped over.  i was in a world of tanks game that would be done in five minutes and since it was just water i decided i could finish the game and then mop it up.  what i didn't realize was that it was pouring onto my router.  my router is now fried.

[here's a picture of the fucker](http://i.imgur.com/zazz5x1.png)

TIFU by deciding to put my foot down and not let my cat be a dick anymore