Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory, this happened a week ago....

im a long time lurker and have never posted so i decided to share my story today.

so after a long day of work and a nice workout, i get home and all i want to do is shower. i walk to the shower and realize that it is fucking dirty, not like a little dirty like, the bathroom needed to be cleaned, so i say fuck it and start cleaning the bathroom, now quick note about my toilet, i have a older "big dick" toilet (see here http://imgur.com/ywngvfx ) and to flush the toilet you have to hold down the handle until everything flushes. now here is where i fucked up, i was cleaning the toilet and dumped a good amount of bleach into the bowl, scrubbed it and then i "flushed" it, fast forward 10 min, im all done cleaning the bathroom and have to shit, without think much about it i popped a squat and start my business, now i dropped some decent logs and the water(bleach) happened to splash right near, in and around my ass, after a couple seconds i feel a uncomfortable burn, then realized that i never flushed the toilet because i forgot to hold down the handle.

my asshole burned for about 2 days.

TIFU By bleaching my asshole