Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway account obviously. full disclosure, this didn't happen today. it happened six weeks ago when my wife and i had enjoyed a trip and you get what happened. no cramps and cravings of pickles and peanut butter toast and i see the writing on the wall. cut to an ept and a wife in tears on the bathroom floor. we decided a long time ago that it wasn't in the cards for us, so our plan was set in action.
a week goes by while we wait for the appointment. she attends a friend's baby shower, i am constantly inundated with father's day reminders. she tells me everything on tv either has to do with babies or the like. i see it too - it's everywhere when it finally happens to "you". 

she tells me happy father's day. 

today was the first of a few appointments. while sitting in the waiting room, i can't help but notice the offensively vanilla flavor of the music pumping through the overheard speakers. after desperately trying to tune out barry manilow and kenny g's softest cuts, i turn around and notice the tv behind me. 

the tv playing world war z. at 9 am. in a shmushmortion clinic.

i giggle at this, and the ladies in the other seats don't take the sentiment.  while my wife is in the back, i'm absentmindedly watching wwz. i had forgotten all about the music overhead, now serving as the movie's soundtrack. because at this moment, as the zombies are cresting the wall and falling into that israeli refugee camp, one joey scarbury comes on. 

"believe it or not i'm waking on air..." 

i instantly laugh out loud at the absurdity of the environment i find myself in, which really gets the waiting room going. i am asked to leave, so i quietly walk to the car and await my wife. she exits soon after, asking me what the fuck i did.

on the upside, i made her that pickle and peanut butter toast she wanted.

TIFU by getting my wife pregnant.