Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: unlike some fuck-ups on this sub-reddit, this fuck up happened today. 

i was sitting on the toilet, taking a shit and playing on my phone to fight boredom, and i suddenly decided to find out what boku no pico was like (it was disgusting). 

see, i hadn't taken a dump in 2 weeks, so i was pretty constipated. 

so, i turn down the volume so my family doesn't hear what i'm watching, and i start producing vile, disgusting boiled food. and let me tell you, this was the worst shit of my life. 

as i'm taking a dump, i squeeze the phone because of the pain and i accidentally press the volume up button. shit. this was the first mistake. 

the phone was now blasting all the hot gay pedophilic action through it's speakers for all of my family to hear. 

the second mistake was that in my struggle to turn the volume down, i somehow dropped the phone underneath my pants. i finally picked up the phone and turned the volume down, but by then i heard my mom yelling "what the fuck was that?!" 

in an attempt to make this situation better, i yelled out "nothing, mom, don't worry about it". third mistake.

i wiped as fast as i could and ran to my room immediately. now i am sitting on my bed, sharing this story with you guys. didn't even flush. 

i'm going out in a few minutes to talk to my mom, and i will update you guys later, after i get over the fact that i have embarrassed myself in front of my own family, and the fact that my anus now has the width of a jar.

TIFU by watching an anime called "Boku"