Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so today started like any other day.. woke up, had my coffee, ate a little breakfast and decided to mow the lawn.. i've been living with my new roommate for about a month now and had never used the lawnmower he own's before. it's one of the "lazy bastard" models with a smaller handlebar below the main one that you squeeze and it operates the front wheels and propels itself forward. about halfway through mowing, i notice the clippings are beginning to make it difficult for the wheels to gain traction. so rather than utilize my awesome manly strength, i thought it would be easier to just squeeze the handle harder.. i grip the handle as hard as i can, only to realize too late that the tip of my meatstick protruded far enough into the handle that it was crushed, like the jaws of an alligator, clamping down on an unsuspecting fish.. and it gets worse.. as i'm half crying/half laughing at my stupidity, my neighbor wanders out to find out what all the commotion is. only to find me laugh/crying, rolling on my half mowed lawn, cupping my genitals.. he gives me an odd look, turns tail and walks briskly back inside.. i assume i will not be invited to join the neighboorhood watch and i'll bet i'm being added to a list somewhere..

TIFU By making it to second base... (semi NSFW)