Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had just finished some leftover gyro meat from the night before's dinner, and decided i needed something to drink to top the meal off. i wanted something a little more tasty than water, so i decided to combine some sparkling water and orange juice. i poured both the ingredients into a contigo water bottle like [this](http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/cm/goodhousekeeping/images/sb/ghk-contigoaddisonwaterbottleblue-mdn.jpg).

here's where i majorly fucked up.

i shook up the contents hard and then, when i was satisfied, pressed the button to pop open the cap. all of a sudden, a literal fucking geyser of carbonated orange juice rocketed into my eyeball. it shot out with at a shocking speed for a solid 5 seconds and i was screaming "oh god uggghhhh" and stumbling around the room. when the chaos settled down, the results were a terrible pink eye, sticky kitchen (which had just been moped), and half my drink wasted. i'm typing this holding a wet washcloth to my left eyeball and contemplating taking a shower. 

the drink was still pretty tasty, though.

TIFU by being oblivious to the dangers of carbonated drinks