Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so today was my coworker's last day so we went out to get some mexican and beers after work. after slamming a few and trying various hot sauces, the owner of the restaurant brought us a jalapeño that he had grown in his yard. i smelled it and wanted nothing to do with it. so he chopped it up and gave it to us in a salsa (i have mexican coworkers that wanted to try it) my mexican coworkers decided to try it and said it was hot as fuck. this was not your ordinary jalapeño. i took some of the chopped pepper to smell it and lick my fingers to see what it tasted like.

this is where i fucked up. big time.

seeing as we had been drinking a couple beers, i had to take a piss. i went to the pisser and used the same hand that i used to test out the pepper. huge fucking mistake. i was washing my hands afterwards and noticed some tingling on my dick. as soon as i sat back down that shit was on fire. i'm talking about the fire straight from satan's anus in the deepest part of hell. i ran back to the bathroom and tried wiping it off with a cold wet paper towel to no avail. there was nothing i could do but wait it out. i was in so much agony that i had to immediately leave and drive home. eventually the pain subsided, but it still doesn't feel right down there. needless to say i'll never be making this mistake again.

 

lpt: don't touch your dick after getting jalapeño juice on your hands.

TIFU by getting freshly cut jalapeño juice on my dick (NSFW)