Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened over 10 years ago. (statute of limitations people, til it's not a statue.)

i went over to a friends house to hang out and right when i get there he gets an important phone call. he answers the call covering the phone. "sorry man i have to take this, help yourself to some green." ok. no problem here. i pack a bowl of some green and i look over to my right and there is a bag with some light brown powder which i swore was keef. i put some on the bowl and smoke it up. it didn't quite taste right and instantly my head starts pounding with migraines, luckily it was short lived. my friend ends his call and i tell him "wtf is up with this keef?" he has a look of utter confusion on his face. "what keef? what the hell are you talking about?" i show him the bag and he is even more confused. "what the hell is this? that's not mine." uh oh. i just smoked this and you don't even know what this is? i am starting to freak out. then a light bulb went on and my friend starts laughing maniacally to himself and this only makes things worse. what? what is it? {he still can't stop laughing his ass off} tears are streaming down his face. at this point i was getting angry...what is it? tell me goddamnit! "dude i think you just smoked colon blow!". wtf? are you serious? "yeah last night i saw my roommate taking capsules apart and putting them into a bag." who the fuck does that? why? just why? i was thoroughly upset at my own stupidity and his dumbass roommate for not marking the bag and leaving it in the open. anti-climatically there was no blow out to report here and no i won't be appearing on my strange addictions.

TIFU by smoking something I shouldn't have