Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: Okay, so back in October a myself and a friend (A) split the price of a drift car. We sort of came up with an inside joke about the guy who sold it to us, and from there a ‘team’ name was born. My cousin (who we will call B, happens to be my A’s boyfriend, they’ve been dating for 3 years but we were friends for a little while before that) started an instagram account. If I’m being completely honest, I really don’t like B. I think she is rude, short tempered and quite frankly I think she is the total opposite of the total package. She’s very controlling, and somewhat verbally abusive toward A. 

Moving on. I bought another car and sold my half of the original one to A. I wanted to post on the Instagram account in question, when B said she lost the password. I waited a day and asked again. Nothing. So I made my own. On a sort of side note, B called her account ‘(fakename)racing’ whereas I called mine ‘thereal(fakename)’ in an effort to stick it to her. I told her about it and put all of the information into a group chat we have so we can all access it. B became incredibly passive-aggressive, and I got a text from A saying he was with B, and that she had ‘spent the last two hours talking to Instagram support so she could reset the password’ which is total bullshit. I told both A and B I would just make a new account and share the password. Which is what I did. 

Not too long ago, I started posting on this new account, to which B said something along the lines of ‘you’re just trying to cut me out of your life, none of you love me’. Spoiler alert, I don’t. She posted an absolutely awful photo (terrible quality, improper and overused effects, etc.) of both of the cars on her account with the caption “the beginning of our (fakename) family!!!!”. I messaged the group chat, having had enough of her bullshit, and said that we should just use the account with more followers by the time the race season starts, to which she freaked the fuck out. 

Onto today. After posting some photos of both my daily driver, and my race car, taken by a semi-pro photographer friend over the past few weeks, A started giving me some flak for not using B’s instagram account. He said that we should only post basically memes on my account and actual content on B’s account, and that people might get the impression that one of the accounts is an ‘imposter’ (Together we have about 15 followers, 4 of which are hers, no one wants to imitate that). 

I just want to post about my car, and have maybe a modest following without having to post about myself. I hate posting about myself (mostly on Instagram, far too personal) and I have always wanted to just have a car people will like. Am I the asshole?

making a new Instagram account