Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: on the weekend i went down to my local hardware store. on my way out i though i’d grab a sausage sizzle (hotdog), schools and local community groups take turns in running the stand on the weekends and get to keep the profits. 

i was making small talk with the nice old people running the stand, on receiving the hot dog i noticed the onions very well cooked (how i like them), and said without thinking “the onions are nice and crucified, just how i like them!”. they all went quiet and i walked off. 

looking back i saw the sign letting people know what group was running the stand. it was the st. peters anglican church.

TIFU mentioning my appreciation for crucifixion