Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: the usual notice that the tifu didn't infact happen today. so my parents invited some friends over for dinner a couple of years ago when i was 13 (17 now fyi), and i didn't actually know who they were. when they come though the door i notice that there is a girl with them who is a couple of years older than me and smoking hot. i in my dumb early teenage hormone controlled mind think that's ok to masturbate whenever and wherever you want so after the dinner i tell them that i have to go to the bathroom. i choke my chicken wildly imagining mounting her and go back to the dinner like nothing and dont think of it much more. about a week later i am talking with my granddad and when he ask me how the dinner with my second cousin was i panic, it turned out that i was masturbating furiosly thinking of me having sex with my secound cousin. luckily no one knows what happened that day, exept you of cource.
edit: repost due to rule 3.

TIFU NSFW Choked my chicken thinking of my second cousin unknowingly