Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so a bit of a backstory - about a month ago i was working away from home, saving up money so i could got travelling. i was working 3 jobs and inhuman hours so by the end of it i was severely fucked. (fuck up 1) i'd had about 10 hours sleep in 4 days and still had to get up at 4 am to catch my ferry home and start my travels. also the sump on my car was rusted to fuck and the one i ordered as a replacement was the wrong type somehow. (fuck up 2) i got it welded just so i could get home and catch my boat.

i somehow manage to wake up, shower, pack my car and start driving. at this point fueled only by caffeine and weetabix. get to the boat, park my car on the car deck, go upstairs and pretty much just pass out in a chair for the 3 hour voyage. it begins.

i wake up, and the whole boat is completely empty of people. oh fuck. i look out the window and the boat is in dock, not moving. i sprint down the stairs to see my car parked in front of about 250 other cars waiting to leave. the rest of the vehicles are already gone. i run up, fumbling for my keys. no keys.

i can't even face these poor fuckers so i just run back up the stairs to look for the keys. find them after about 3 mins in the chair i slept in but it felt like 3 years - arrive back at the car wanting to just die by this point and one of the ferry guys comes up to me (bonus fuckup) 

"'scuse me mate, but your car's just leaked about 2 litres of oil on the deck"

you're shitting me. dodgy weld wasn't sufficient and there's oil everywhere. near tears.

"um, i'm so sorry, what can i do?"
"we'll get it"

get in my car and drive away from the worst day of my life. in a foreign country having the time of my life now though, so i guess it was worth it lmao

 
drove to a boat,
fell asleep on the boat.
woke up 15 minutes after i should've.
run to car, no keys, get keys, oil spill.

drive away leaving behind what dignity i had left.

TIFU by falling asleep on a boat