Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: for context, i'm a 21 y/o female who once in a blue moon likes having cool nails. i got these cool nails that look [a lot like this](http://www.thepolishedmommy.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/-_jbpmv1f28k/ulu5xpkhewi/aaaaaaaafee/vcddthoyldu/s1600/kkcenterhk%2bsilver%2bnails.jpg). super happy, looking super fly, whatever. 
so about a week and a half later i'm driving to class and feel that i have a massive, itchy booger so with my cool new handy booger pickers, i decide to extract that fucker with my pinky finger. feels great. until the car in front of me slams on their breaks causing me also to slam on my breaks, finger two knuckles deep in my schnoz, effectively ramming my pinky up my nose. 
i panic, lots of profanities happen. i call my mom, finger still in nose, who says to just pull it out, but i'm scared i'm going to pull out brains or something. 
so i decide to man up and just pull it out, but my finger is a tad bit stuck. so against any proper medical advice i'm sure is out there, i pull it out. 
/there is blood. 
/there is no acrylic nail still on pinky. 
then i fully panic and drive to prompt care. 
they extracted acrylic nail which was lodged in there not as bad as i thought, but i still panicked.
got a cool nose bandage out of it, though.

TIFU by wearing acrylic nails and driving.