Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened a few weeks ago...

i work with large music events and was in the mid-west working a festival out in the middle of nowhere.  it was thursday, the day the gates opened, and i had been on site since monday preparing.  i had to run to walmart to pick up some things and thought it'd be a good opportunity for an air-conditioned, indoor shit before being stuck with hot, stinky porto-pottys all weekend.  working at these things i try to keep a tight lock on my bowels and watch what i eat so i don't spend more time in the portos than i absolutely have to. as i got close to walmart my body prepared for the upcoming relief and the situation was developing into a serious poo-mergency--a 'rumble in the bronx', if you will.

i hurried inside and rushed into the bathroom to the right of the water fountain, just like at my walmart back in nc.  i rush in, lock the stall and relieve myself of this angry evil inside of me.  as i sit there for a second, i hear someone quickly shuffling out and i think "it's awfully pink in here."

then i think "i didn't see any urinals when i walked in."  as i sit there starting to realize what i had done, someone enters the stall next to me jingling a lot of keys wearing small pink tennis shoes.

fuck.  "i just blew up the women's restroom at a rural walmart in ohio", i thought.  i had no options.  i figured this was some female employee sent in to see if i was up to anything lascivious in nature.

i just sat there extremely quietly for a few minutes until she left.  the only thing i could do was be oblivious, as it was truly an honest mistake.  i checked under the stalls for any more tiny pink sets of shoes and made a break for it.  i walked out, took a hard left and went to get what i came to get, paid and left.  i didn't make eye contact with anybody.

TIFU by shitting in the women's restroom at Walmart. (I'm 6'0", 250lb, Bearded Male.)