Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened about 5 minutes ago and i'm fairly intoxicated so pardon my grammar. 

i'm on vacation with my girlfriend and her family. her parents bicker a lot so we decided to go to the pool and day drink. by the time dinner came around i was pretty hammered. her dad grilled out and made some beautiful stakes and kabas. it was delicious. after dinner (about 5 minutes ago) i found myself scouring for a cigarette and lighter. i don't know why but i always try to smoke when i'm drunk. i know i should stop. anyway, it was a bad mistake because i did find a lighter and i bummed a cig from her mother. i went to light the cigarette and while doing so completely burnt off my left eyebrow... 

we'll see how my girlfriend and her family react. i'll update you. wish me luck.

edit: fixed some grammar. hopefully..

TIFU by burning off my eye brow.