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Input: Text: so this happened about 2 weeks ago but i've only just finished my trip and got round to posting it properly. 

a bit of context: i recently got back from my trip of a lifetime - touring japan's major cities on a bike i built myself. i saved up a big pot of cash, booked hostels and lodgings for 7 weeks and headed to japan for a no expenses spared dream holiday. i was predominantly using hostelworld.. and airbnb - which is where i fucked up.

i planned to spend a week in kobe - i was a huge foodie and wanted ample time to try as much kobe beef as possible, not to mention visit a few beaches and possibly himeji castle which was a short train ride away. i booked 3 days in a fairly grim hostel, 1 night in a capsule hotel and decided i'd treat myself to a more luxurious japanese style tatami room. having browsed airbnb for a few hours i found the ideal room, fairly expensive but a decent size and very authentic. 

i'll preface this by saying i hadn't used airbnb before and as such had no reviews - i was relying on passport/facebook verification and a politely worded message to persuade them to accept me. thankfully the host of my chosen property accepted me and i began to look forward to a relaxing stay in a japanese tatami room.

i arrived at the property and the host let me in, we'll call her naomi. naomi was middle age, and although not ugly, she certainly wasn't attractive. unlike all the other places i'd stayed with japanese hosts, i wasn't greeted with bows and a warm welcome. she simply stood in the doorway looking at me as i lugged my bags through the door. i was fairly tired after a long ride so ignored it and went through to sit in the kitchen, she poured me a glass of water and continued to stare at me. we eventually had a brief conversation and i decided to go shower and unpack.

that evening she asked me if i wanted to go to rocco mountain - i didn't particularly but because i had no other plans i thought why not, she may show me some views and maybe a shrine or two. we jumped on a bus and after 15 minutes she informed me we would be visiting her friends 'apartment in the woods' followed by hitting a bar on the mountain. at this point i was a touch perturbed, i hadn't wanted to do either of things but being the well mannered british lad i was and not wanting to be rude to my host i simply smiled and nodded in agreement. we reached the mountain and walked 25 minutes through the woods to find this apartment. a secluded block of flats in the middle of a clearing, we went to the top room she let us in. i was greeted by a single room with a table, double bed, massage chair and no kitchen or anything else for that matter. she immediately made herself comfortable so i sat as far away as possible and became engrossed in my phone. we briefly chatted about inane bullshit and after half an hour she became bored and we left for the bar.

we reached the bar and it was the most awkward experience of my life. a swanky hotel with well mannered japanese staff watching as this woman led her assumed 'toyboy' to the bar with a panoramic window view of kobe harbour. i politely declined various loaded cocktails and instead went for a beer while she began to neck spirits down at a rapid rate. it was at this point i realised naomi wanted something more than some convenient cash from airbnb - she began to unload all sorts of emotional baggage about her husband, kids, work etc. i answered her questions briefly and eventually brought up the bus home. she went and enquired at the desk and surprise surprise we had missed it and would have to spend another hour at the bar. i went for one more beer and after another hour of drudgery we caught the bus and headed back. 

on the way back she had a message on her phone from airbnb - a german lad a little older than me requesting to stay. she asked my opinion on him and whether i would let him stay or not. i said he seemed fine and why not accept? more money right? she declined and when i asked why she stated 'he had no reviews'. this was slightly worrying, as neither did i. i mentioned this and she grinned at me stating 'yeah but i liked the look of you so wanted you to stay'. i declined to comment and instead became engrossed in my phone again. we got back to kobe and i stated i wanted to get takeaway food and head to bed. she said she knew a place and when we got inside it was a second bar, not a restaurant - surprise surprise. i stuck around for one beer and made my excuses and headed home.

the next day i woke up and took a shower. for anybody that's ever stayed in japan the bathrooms are always a main room with a separate wet room, often with a frosted glass door. i was mid shower before i heard naomi let herself in to the bathroom and proceed to stand outside the door. i have no idea what the fuck she was doing but eventually she left the room and after 15 minutes or so i decided it was safe to leave the bathroom and go to my room. that day i was gonna head out on my bike but it had developed a nasty creak so i asked naomi if there was any home/diy stores i could grab some wd40/oil. her reply was 'what kind of oil, body oil? i have plenty of that.' the comment caught me off guard so much so i had no reply but she laughed and got her phone and gave me directions to what i needed. now at this point i was thoroughly weirded out - she wasn't acting anything like any other japanese women i had met and i decided i wouldn't take any unnecessary risks, pack my stuff that evening and head out in the morning.

i got back and decided to do some washing before i left. i grabbed my clothes and started looking around for washing powder. there wasn't any by the machine so after calling naomi and getting no reply i headed to her room which was open and unlocked. i knocked on the door and got no reply, thinking she may be listening to music or the tv i opened the door. what i was greeted by can only be described as an amateur japanese porn set. there was an array of large dildos, vibrators, magic wands, ropes, collars, cuffs, lubes and oils scattered all over her room. she had made absolutely no effort to hide them and the room had been open and unlocked the entire length of my stay. in absolute horror i slowly backed out of her room, pulled the door back and rushed to pack my bags. she had said it was a relaxed checkout policy but i was certainly not feeling relaxed myself so i dropped the keys on the table and headed to the nearest station, eager to put as many miles between myself and naomi as possible.

TIFU by using airbnb