Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i was going to the beach to meet up with a large group of folks. i thought i saw my coworker, have bad vision and cannot discern facial features of black women with similar height, age and haircuts. i yelled from 20ft away "hey, do i work with you?" her shorter friend with a perm turned out to be her short angry boyfriend. they were standing by the open trunk of their car and the man promptly grabbed a medium sized bat from his trunk and swiftly jogged over to me holding a bat in one hand and clinking it across the ground. he said somethkng like " you don't just disrespect a woman in front of her man like that." he spoke with the cool dulcet tones of katt williams, looked like him, reacting like he would, and for all intensive purposes was the famed comic.

i explained that this was an honest mistake and that the woman looked like my coworker and that i failed to notice him. he cooled down a bit and said "i know some people think i look like a girl but you can't be doing that." this was by no means funny to me.

i had been intentionally making eye contact with him avoiding looking at the bat and he continued to let me know that the bat "was not for playing ball" and "was for doing work." i had no response but nodded affirmatively. he then ordered me to apologize to the woman. i explained myself and she stared me down like there was a legitimate chance i might be bat-terried. i told him to have a good day and he told me to be safe.  i walked off as quick as i reasonably could.

the majority of the people i met at the beach i had never met were in no way entertained by my bat-shit story.

i met with some friends later and told them the story they seemed concerned but in no way surprised, as this sorta stuff just happens to me.

TIFU by being almost hit in the head by an angry man with a bat.