Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: before i start with the events that went down, here's a little background: 
 
i'm studying to become a production and management engineer. we get some new lessons and subjects each year. some classes are really small having from 10 to 30 students each. that's due to a new experimental program my university is testing. it seems to be working really well because students get to know their professors a better and also have better grades in general.  
--end background-- 
 
everything was nice and peaceful until the day that i received a warning notice in the mail telling me i would have to attend a "meeting" or face the possibility of being expelled indefinitely. i didn't know what this even was as there were close to no details in the document i received. i went in the secretariat and asked the university's staff i met there for help. they informed me that such notices can be sent individually by professors if the thought it was an emergency. short story short, they knew nothing about my case and i would have to attend the meeting to find out what was going on.  
 
that was two days ago. fast forward things to few hours ago and you'll find me in what my university likes to call a meeting. i found myself in the smallest classroom of the entire block. they had redesigned it to look like a small curt room. the university's board of directors was sitting there in it's entirety, a couple of students too as well as the professor that sent me the warning.  
 
"hello /u/food_to_throwaway". that's the first thing i heard when i entered the room. the professor that organized all this went on to inform me that i was called in to give "my side of the story on what happened". it was all about a fight that took place near the university exactly a week ago. i filmed the incident without being a part of the fight. for the next five minutes a member of the board of directors kept talking about how this procedure was legal, who brought it into our university and when, as well as what the possible outcomes could be. i was allowed to have a seat after that and we got to introduce ourselves. ends up that the two students were both members of the marxist union in my university. they were invited as my "defense", they essentially were volunteering to stay in there and make sure the professors weren't taking advantage of me, mostly because i knew nothing about this procedure.  
 
the professor that organized this, was allowed to speak first. he started a seemingly endless rant about why filming my peers was not allowed in my university and how the "incident" of me breaking this rule took place. he also talked about how this video could be damaging the reputation of my university and that they should do everything they can to get it out of my hands. so maybe that was the real "emergency" that brought me there in the first place. i shit you not, his rant went on for about 30 minutes, there are several things that he mentioned more than 10 times again and again while he kept on talking...  
 
about in the middle of his rant, i saw the two students talking to each other. they had an objection to make. i was hoping that they'll mention that the professor was just repeating himself. after the guy opened his mouth, i was deeply disappointed. he said that university staff is not allowed to smoke while on the universities property. someone from the board of directors had lit a fucking cigar, that's how boring the rant was. he put it off and we quickly continued.  
 
the people form the director's board asked me if there was anything of what my professor said that i disagreed with. "no" was my answer. they confirmed that the rules he mentioned were existent. i was then asked to comment on the "incident".  
 
"the fight took place outside the university's property, and although only students were involved, you have no jurisdiction on what happens outside of our university. besides all that, it's not illegal to record video while on public space." i thought this would be enough for them to conclude that my professor was overreacting (at best). i heard the man that earlier on had lit a cigar mumbling "the kid is damn right". that was followed by a loud "shh". 
 
i was then asked to leave the room for them to make their decision. two minutes later, shouts and screams were coming out of the room. the man that had lit a cigar was brawling with the professor while coming out of the room. they were probably kicked out due to having a verbal fight in there.  
 
after everyone came out i was informed that they didn't manage to reach an agreement and more talks would have to take place. they also told me that handing them my phone would bring me to a better position. and so i did, it was double locked and the files in the memory card are encrypted anyway.  
 
i was about to get ready for today's class when someone called in my parents house, outside of the country to tell them that i was expelled for seven days. why did they call my parents? probably because they had my cell phone device, and they didn't plan ahead to ask if i use a landline. thankfully my parents knew how to call a landline abroad and informed me before i got ready for today's classes.  
 
the reason i got expelled? "getting members of my university into a fight." 
 
so i didn't get expelled for the initial incident, instead they thought that those two men brawling over an argument i brought up was a good enough reason to expel me. and now my parents are also mad at me.  
 
also, before you ask, i read through the entire rule book i was given 1.5 years back. this rule exists and was created in 1989 after someone created a fighting ring in an abandoned class.

thanks academia!

TIFU by encouraging two of my professors to fight