Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've been pretty bored lately, and have been going through a bit of a dry spell. these two things combined are my excuse for what i've been doing the past few weeks. i've been shaving half my pubes. to the right of the dick, baby smooth. the left, a good bit of fuzz. yeah, stupid. i know. boredom does things to a man.

with that said, my real story starts with a group of my friends. i've been busy with work, but have finally been graced with a night off and an invitation to a little gathering. thank fuck.

what i didn't expect was for my crush to be there. she's in the same circle of friends, so it isn't exactly rare to see her, but i wasn't really informed. we're not strangers, either. we fool around occasionally, but things never really progress much further. tonight, it was a bit different.

after a while of all of us shooting the shit, someone mentions going on a food and beer run. some of my friends are some seriously picky eaters, and after a bout of arguing, everyone who wanted food just decided to go. you can see where this is heading.

it didn't take long for us to get into it. things were much more... heated this time around. clothes were falling off. she looks down at my junk, and like in most men's worst nightmare, start cracking the fuck up. my immediate reaction was to get angry. then it hit me. i'd completely forgotten that i've only been mowing half the lawn.

things stopped after this. immediately. our clothes went back on, and when she was finally able to catch her breath she gave me a "maybe next time."

TIFU by shaving my pubes... Kinda.