Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: last night i was in bed, watching an online, animated series about a guy who always wanted a slice of bread with strawberry jam and honey. it was like this every episode. after awhile, i started to crave one as well. so i went out the kitchen, got the bread, the jam, the honey, the whole shibang. i make my treat, i eat my treat. it was fucking delicious. i go to back to bed and fall asleep.

fast forward several hours later to this morning, i'm in the bathroom getting ready for my day. my mind begins to wander when i notice a small, red blob on my shorts. i thought, "oh! jam!" i swiped it up with my finger and stuck in my mouth, licking it clean. hmm.... it doesn't taste very sweet. and the texture is a bit mucousy. wait.... i used grape jam. we don't even *have* any strawberry jam. then what did i...? oh. oh my god. ooooh shit. what the fuck did i just put in my mouth? fucking fuck! ack! i began to gag a bit. it was a clot of blood. menstrual blood. i ate my own goddamn fucking menstrual blood and it didn't even *taste good*!!!

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but i digress. the bread with jam and honey was still delicious.

TIFU by craving a slice of bread with strawberry jam and honey. [NSFW]?