Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: welp, this happened about a week ago so it doesn't exactly fit the description, but what post does?

a few things you must know first: i am a pc gamer and i talk frequently with friends on a teamspeak server i own.

so, the other day, i was playing counter strike with my friends. we were playing competitive and there were five of us so we just used my ts channel instead of the voice chat in game. we had won the game and i saw the time and decided to get off, both ways. i said goodbye to them and went to the bathroom. upon doing so, i had forgotten to disconnect. i went back to my desk and sat down, not knowing i had hit the volume dial on the controller part of my headset. i went to town, twice. both times, i had used lotion and had the porn on the speakers instead of the headphones. the mic i use picked up everything while everyone was still on my server. i see the "you have been poked" symbol on my desktop and began freaking out. i hadn't left the teamspeak before i had started what i had. i get on, and my friend said: "hey lotion boy!" i tried to come up with something fast, but couldn't. one of the other people said: "don't feel bad man, at least you can last longer than i do!"

tifu by not leaving my teamspeak before masturbating.

TIFU by Staying on TeamSpeak