Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i work in a bottleshop, and upon arriving and setting up the store for the day a little patch of hair on my face that i had missed after my shave this morning was really pissing me off, the monotony of the work really amplifies any little annoyance. so after trying to shave it off with a box cutter, i then tried cutting off single hairs at a time with a little pair of scissors which again didn't work. so after cutting my face to ribbons and not making a dent in this little patch of hair i decided it would be a great idea to get my lighter and singe the hair off...

i went to the toilet area and began, it was working great until the little puffs of hair smoke i was making set off the fire retardant system in the store. oh fuck.jpg. our store displays its wines in the cardboard boxes they come in, with the empty cardboard boxes making up the stands for the displays. the water caused most of the displays to fall over breaking god knows how many bottles. i called the boss who is a scary bastard on his good days, he came in the store, said nothing but "you better go home now." i don't think i'll be coming back.

tifu by burning off my facial hair and setting off the fire system in the bottleshop i work at causing the cardboard wine racks to crumple, racking up likely thousands of dollars of damage.

TIFU by setting my facial hair on fire.