Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as always this didn't happen to me today but 43 hours, 35 minutes and precisely 31 seconds ago. also known as two days ago. anyway, a bit of back story first: i am currently doing an expedition for duke of edinburgh. for those of you who are not british its basically a scheme where you do some sports, a new skill, volunteer and then do two days and two nights of camping and hiking to get a nice badge and something for your persona statement.

this particular instant happened on the second night. i was in a tent with a couple of friends (4 guys and 4 girls) talking, bitching, doing random shit that any teenagers do when one of the girls (lets call her jenny) took one of my friend's (lets call him joseph) phone. now most girls do this to take a selfie for reasons which i am yet to understand and most guys would be ok with it. but joseph here isn't most guys. he starts to moan about it and try to grab it. then jenny decides that it's time to put the phone inside her sleeping with her and loudly proclaim "it is on my vagina." i am not sure what joseph was thinking here but for some god forsaken reason he decides to explore down there; he searches around and then proudly shouts: "jenny you are so tight." while jenny squirms and moans a bit. this was quite funny for a group of teenagers so we all join in and shout innuendos and sexual things such as "i am almost done" etc.

we all laugh for a couple of seconds until from outside the tent we hear: "boys all of you out now!" we panic and quickly try to put on our walking boots on but they take a good two minutes to get on and the constant shaking of the tent and the shouting of "what are you doing in there" is not helping either. finally, once we get out of our tent we see the main instructor for the hike and one of the girl's english teacher standing there looking quite pissed. they then calmly tell us "you shouldn't be in girl's tents, boys." and leave. no one has felt any consequences yet except when the english teacher said to one of the girls "you better have that smile on you." i bet that class is going to awkward..

edit: thank you to u/alpineyj for the better formatting

TIFU by shouting innuendos a bit too loudly