Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i always thought shooting cum like a meter away was just a myth from porn flicks. and i couldn't exactly confirm this since asking a bro how far he comes is kind of weird. 


so everytime i masturbated, it always just spurts out a little and coats the tip with it. or if i'm really into it, it shoots out a little more and coats the whole stick. 


since i figured my penis was never going to make such a big mess, i decided that maybe i should try doing it in the bedroom instead of on the toilet while my parents were out. i mean, all i would need to do was change my pants, right? 


so i lied down, loaded up /r/gonewildaudio and stroked away. 


now, i don't know why, but i decided to stroke it slow this time. i had done this before, but it didn't make a difference in the amount of cum produced, it just made it feel better. so i went at it slow. 


closer.... closer... closer.... oh boy, i'm cumming... what the fuck! 


imagine my surprise when my penis shoots out a long steady stream of cum that shot over my head and landed on the pillow i was lying on. that's almost a metre away! 


[the stain of shame]( http://i.imgur.com/q9mlzac.jpg) 


i was both really proud and really mad at the same time. i mean, yeah, that was impressive, but you chose the first fucking time i fap on my bed to do a william tell impression and shoot the pillow on top of my head. bad call, penis. 


and that's the story of how i offered to wash my pillow for the first time.

TIFU by underestimating the strength of my penis