Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so there i was scrubbing dishes in my kitchen while listening to some music on my headphones. my partner was in the living room watching netflix when i walked on out to collect more dishes that needed washing. while in the living room, the sudden urge to fart came upon me and i went ahead and let it rip. it was one of those hot, silent kind. my stomach wasn't bothering me so i didn't think i needed to shit. however, just in case a little came out, i went ahead and put my hand down my pants to make sure the inside of my ass cheeks were dry and clean. my partner and i are both extremely comfortable with each other because, you know, we like each others penises and assholes anyways, so farting and "scratching" our asses wasn't taboo. 

anyways, with my hands in my pants, i parted my ass cheeks with my thumb and middle finger, like an anal speculum, and for a second felt that everything was as dry as arizona. but then, as if the hoover dam itself broke open, i felt a hot and runny substance come shooting out my butthole into my open-palmed hand. i froze in place and immediately whispered fuck. i looked over to my partner wide eyed, and we locked glances. he nonchalantly asked if i had just shit myself, and i simply accepted defeat and said yes. 

he immediately started dying of laughter as i started waddling towards the bathroom with one hand down my pants, shit still in hand. once i made it, i shut the door, shat the remaining colon juices, jumped in the shower, and silently cried while contemplating my life in its current state.  

**tl; dr:** i really shouldn't have tested the muddy waters. 

**edit:** accidentally a word or two.

TIFU by shitting on my hand.