Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i was on the toilet taking a shit, when i noticed a small white bug on my leg. i thought no big deal, since i live in australia, and bugs in the toilet are normal, but then i saw some more on my leg. then i was like oh shit. i then began to feel them crawl around my body and near by butthole, and it was at that moment my toilet seat broke. i had multiple splinters in my ass and there was a fair amount of blood. i called over my girlfriend who had this simultaneous look of amusement and shock, due to the blood everywhere and the fact that my ass had fallen into the toilet and it was touching my shit. she called an ambulance out of panic, and i had to stay in the hospital for the next 2 days while they stitched my ass. i also had fun explaining to them what happened.

TIFU by buying a wooden toilet seat