Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: welp.. this didn't happen today but a few weeks ago, its depressing but very true. i had moved away across the country recently and hadn't been home in about 9 months. my old roommate was cool enough to let me leave some of my stuff in his place until i had time to come back and get it. my gf and i had planned a trip back to where i grew up to visit family and friends and get the rest of my stuff and since i still had most of my old room set up my old roommate told us we could stay there for the visit so we did. we stayed there for 14 days but the 2nd day we got there we went boating with a few friends for the weekend and we were in a huge rush to gather things for the short weekend stay. 
the night before the boating weekend i jumped in the shower and did my usual thing, i figured since i wouldn't be around a shower for a few days i should groom up for comfort. i didn't bring my razor but my gf did and i used hers to shave my balls, all was well.

fast forward 1 week later, i start to notice my groin kinda hurts, i thought maybe i tweaked it playing sports a few days back.. hmm nothing to worry about i thought and carried on. my so and i have a very active sex life, sex everyday active and one night after i had shaved again i felt some stinging on my left testicle but this didn't scare me as it was usual after a clean shave. the next day i take a shower and my balls are tender, i look down to inspect and there's about 8 pimple like bumps on my balls i think man did i get bit by a spider?! i show my gf and she thinks the same, that something must of bit me. i tell her maybe its from using that shitty pink razor she brought on our trip and she tells me "umm i didn't have a pink razor.." then the bumps spread.. something isn't right. i had just had a std check 3 months before this and had a clean test, my gf and i have been together for the last 10 months so i know she wouldn't cheat especially since we are never away from eachother and i have been 100% with her only. 

i go to clinic to get tested and right away i'm told i have herpes, the doctor asks if i thought my gf would cheat, i said there's no way since we are very much in love and plan on getting married and having kids etc. i tell the doctor about the razor i used, that it was my roommates gf and i used it to shave my balls. she asked the time frame of when i used it and she said it matches up perfectly. she said my breakout looks to be about 3 weeks from infection. i get prescribed medication and break the news to my gf, now my gf is just getting her 1st breakout, luckily for her she is using my medication so it isn't as bad. so i got herpes probably the lamest way possible to get it, i didn't even bang someone and catch it the old fashioned way. now i can't stop thinking about the choice i made to grab the pink razor instead of the green one, i've been feeling pretty upset with the whole situation.

TIFU by accidentally using my roommates girlfriends razor to shave my balls.