Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so we ordered thai in at work for lunch yesterday afternoon and since portions from this place are huge & curry is always better the second day, i brought home my leftovers last night to enjoy today for lunch.

anyway, up until about 30 minutes ago, it was a lazy saturday afternoon & i was casually fucking around on reddit and enjoying some delicious kang panang along with (very) spicy raw sliced peppers i ordered on the side.

all of a sudden i realized my diva cup was about to runneth over, so i run to the bathroom to empty it, rinse it for like 3 seconds & go to put it back in when all of a sudden my vag is on fire.

lesson for the day: if you're eating raw spicy finger food, wash your hands before you touch yourself. (unless you're turned on by sitting directly on a gel ice pack until the burning goes away, i guess.)

TIFU by touching my vagina.