Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened earlier today. 


my dog pooped in the house and i went to the kitchen to get a tissue. i'm also groggy as fuck and i have a cold and runny nose, so i took two wads: one for the doggy doodoo, and another for me. i went back to the living room and picked up the shit, and moments later i started sneezing due to the cold. this is exactly why i took another tissue with me to blow on. unfortunately i blew on the other tissue with the shit on it.

TIFU by cleaning up after my dog