Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm on holiday to lanzarote with my family. having been in the pool all day, the chlorine has my hair feeling a little bit like wet straw, so i decided i'd take a shower. seems pretty harmless, right? yeah, i thought so, too.

so i turned the shower on, locked the door behind me, hopped in the shower... all was well, until i went to wash my hair. i reached for my favourite aussie shampoo, aaand...


bam! enter monstrous hell-beast!!


so you're probably thinking, jeez, it's probably just a spider...

this thing was not 'just a spider'. it was an escaped military experiment or something. it'll be on the news any day now.

not only was this thing sitting *on my shampoo*; it had it's web draped all over my conditioner. it even had the cheek to scuttle back and forth between them. it stopped in the middle to wave at me for a while!!

please note - this thing took 'spider' to a whole new level, god damn, but that isn't actually where the fuck-up occurs.


no. i got out the shower to get a cup to remove the hellbeast so i could continue my shower in peace. alas, there was no such cup in the bathroom, so i broadened my search.

the lock on the door was one of those little stubs that you twist. this one that had twisted so easily a mere ten minutes previously... didn't twist when it mattered most. this wasn't a huge issue - we've all dealt with a stubborn lock, psshhht, who was i to be held back by a mere door-lock? i'm british!! stiff locks come with the nationality.



...reddit, it's been twenty minutes and i'm still locked in the bathroom with the escaped military experiment, with my family trying to shift the lock from the outside. we've tried a euro, a knife, the door key - and that's just what i've worked out from the noise it made when they each (invariably) pinged out the slot and onto the floor.

on the bright side, til that spiders have *exceptional* taste in shampoos.



 

edit: apparently also fucked up by fucking up, for all these shouts of "fake" - if i was gonna invent a fuck-up, i'd hope i'd find something far more colourful than a jammed lock to spin a yarn about. jeez.

edit2: it seems i also have to add that this creature is certainly not a government experiment. for all you people out there thinking of using a bit of sarcasm to make a story about spiders and showers more interesting, well, think again for the internet does not appreciate your storytelling -rolls eyes-

edit3: have finally been freed from the bathroom and the hell-beast has been let loose to lanzarote (hopefully to haunt a different bathroom).

TIFU by locking the door to have a shower.