Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory "this happened last night." my wife and i have a 3 year old, but for the first time in about a year, we finally had a babysitter, my mother-in-law (we live in louisiana, 100% of our family lives up north), so we decided to take advantage of it. we meet up with a few friends, start at one bar, have a few drinks, everything's peachy. at this point, it's about 1:30 am and (sidenote: i haven't been drunk in about a year, so 2 very talls beers in, i was already feeling it) i'm pretty much gone to the world. i turn into the "i'm so drunk" person, letting the entire bar know that i am, in fact, drunk. i despised those kids in high school, but lo and behold, i had it in me all along. 

anyways, i'm talking to a bunch of people at the bar and i can tell my wife is ignoring me a little bit, which i think it's because she's not having a good time, but really, i was just annoying and embarrassing the hell out of her. so, in my drunken stupor, i proceed to ask the bartender over and over, "good sir, how much would it cost to buy out the entire bar?" he wouldn't tell me. i ask again. still no answer. at this point, i do find the manager, ask him and he tells me, "we're open for another hour, so if you do want to buy the bar, it'll be about $5,000." (i later learned there was about $400 worth of alcohol left) i tell him, "perfect! that's how much i have in my savings. let me contact my bank or if you want to hold onto my info, i'll give you the money." he agrees and tells me to talk to the bartender. thankfully, my wife eventually catches on, realizes what i'm asking, tries to stop me, but i think i'm king of the mountain at this point and the coolest thing to do would be to shout "drinks are on me!" everyone did cheer and my wife gave me the look of "if i could divorce you right now, i would." there was a small miracle when one of my friends shouted "no. he's kidding. he's being an asshole right now." i got a few boo's, then we made a b-line for the door. my wife won't talk to me the entire cab ride home. once we get through the door, i begin to loudly whisper "shorts! i need shorts to sleep!" which wakes up my child.

today, i'm now on the apology tour and my wife, while she has said "you're a terrible drunk. you can't act like that again" to me about 20 times, she's still very angry with me.

TIFU by offering family savings to buy out the entire bar, all while embarrassing my wife and being white boy wasted.