Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my daughter is competing in the world championships for ultimate in perth, australia next week, and i was supposed to join her there to watch the end of the tournament (and, i hope, see her win!). when someone talked about getting a visa for australia, i looked it up online, and found that it only took a day online to process visas, so i let it slide until last week, two weeks before our trip.

i filled out the form, and everything was going well until i came to the question "have you had a criminal conviction?". and here's where the story gets interesting. i am a recovering alcoholic, nearly five years sober. however, when i was drinking, i had a dui in 2005. i wasn't sentenced to jail. i just had to pay a fine and my license was suspended. 

now, in canada, this counts as a criminal conviction, and i have to list it on job applications. i have no doubt it's cost me many jobs, and i'm working towards my pardon to erase it, but it's currently there. so i paused for a moment to consider my choices. 

let's say i chose "no". chances are, i get approved and no one ever knows. however, let's say i do that, and i get the one keener at immigration who looks it up to find out that i do have a record. so, there i'd be at the airport, refused entry, with no return ticket, and my gf standing there ready to kill me. but worse, what would happen with my daughter? 

i already missed a number of her big events when i was drinking. i know i embarrassed her at others when i was half drunk. after five years, she was finally coming around to looking at me as a dad she could respect and rely on again. what would she think if i was denied entry at the airport because i tried to sleaze my way in by lying? 

as part of my alcohol recovery program, i am trying to be honest. i didn't want to start another round of lying and dissembling, because i am tired of living that way. i am tired of the stress that lying creates - spending the whole 22-hour flight in fear of being refused! - and the burden that puts on me. so, i chose "yes".

and my online application was denied. only *then* did i learn that in australia, they are interested in criminal convictions that resulted in jail sentences. i could have honestly checked "no" after all!

i went back to resubmit my application - denied. you can only submit one at a time. i waited until the consulate opened yesterday, and asked for help there. they referred me to the embassy, and staff there said "no worries, just apply for a regular visa and say "no" this time". however, the regular visas take anywhere from two weeks to a month to process, which means i won't get my visa until the tournament is over. there is no official procedure in australia to expedite visa processing, although i'm hoping someone reading this might have some ideas. 

but as of tonight, i'm sitting here, realizing i probably won't make it to the tournament, and what should have been a joyous reconciliation with my daughter will just be another in a series of "dad f***ed up" stories.

TIFU by being honest