Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've slept maybe 3 or 4 hours a day the last couple days and it's really adding up. i'm going through a lot in my personal life and i've spent a lot of time crying and being emotionally distraught. it's gotten to the point now where i sort of feel so drained and so tired that i'm just numb. everything i do i feel like i do it in slow motion, which is okay i guess since i'm on the midnight shift at work and no one really expects the midnight girl to be on her a-game.


i was sitting at the desk and a few guests came by to say hey as i was eating my breakfast/dinner/whatever meal you wanna consider it. i had just taken a big sip of water and was letting it sit in my mouth, it felt very cool and my mouth felt hot and dry so it just felt right to leave it there. (i'm talking like big mouthful, cheeks puffed out kind). guests walk through, stop at the desk, say hey, and one asks if i'm okay since i look like i'm either half asleep or have been crying, and i smile and say "yeah i'm good, thanks!" except it really came out more like "yaarrggblblbllblll" when i opened my mouth to reply, having forgotten about my water, and just let that full mouthful pour down my own chin and chest. i just sat there for a second and watched them as they watched me, no one said anything until finally i just said "sorry, yeah, i'm okay." wiped my mouth, got up and went into the back office. i'm too tired to be embarrassed, but i imagine i'll definitely feel it after some sleep. my clothes are still damp all down the front though which sucks.

 

**edit**: thanks for the support guys, i got some sleep and i'm able to say i'm not embarrassed much about it.. because as /u/kajeed pointed out, i became a [murloc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmppncvczvw). :)

TIFU by not swallowing