Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: just got new bamboo flooring put down in the kitchen - i finished all the diy jobs and everything yesterday, and this morning i thought "hmm, still looks a little dusty." my lady's at work so i thought i'd make the kitchen sparkle. (plus, i thought i'd make an effort.) 
the fatal error? i used furniture polish on the floor.
she comes in and stacks it as soon as her shoes come off. i thought it was hilarious. her, not so much. i did remind her she wanted to go ice skating before christmas - just made things worse.

TIFU by trying to impress the lady by spring cleaning.