Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: do i get extra points, for posting on the day i fucked up?

not but thirty minutes ago my friend was driving me and another friend to university. i should preface this with the fact that i'm a sikh man who wears a turban. anyways the whole day, nothing was going our way, we couldn't find parking anywhere and i needed to go for a colossal shit the entire way. after stopping over and pooping with the force of a thousand suns, we went back on our way.

after finally deciding to park on a different campus and get the shuttle bus back to our campus, we stopped by mcdonalds on the way there to get milkshakes. as we were getting back in the car, me and my other friend decided to just walk back so as a joke i jumped on the bonnet of my friends car, horizontally not knowing that he would fucking drive off with me clinging on for dear life. after a lot of shouting from me, he could see the look of sheer terror in my face he said he would stop, i was absolutely relived. however when he meant stop he meant brake hard and go from 20mph to 0mph in roughly 0 seconds. i flew off the bonnet and landed a good distance away from the bonnet. i landed on my side and the front wheel ran slightly over my calf. luckily nothing was broken, but everything is about as sore as mia khalifa's ass after a anal shoot. my turban fell off but the thing that pained me most of all was the fact that i lost my vanilla milkshake.

looks like i'm gonna stop doing the stupid things my brain tells me to for a while now.

edit: i landed on the floor about a foot away from the car. the falling a good distance referred to falling from the top of the car to the floor.

TIFU by getting on my friend's bonnet.