Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: *obligatory statement that this didn't happen today and it's a throwaway, etc.*

so i was very very pregnant and working at a hotel.  it was one of the busiest weeks in town, we were full and chaos was in full force.  i knew there was shit going down with a group, but i was unaware of my co-workers intentions.

i was called to the sales office, and basically told to hang out in his office, between the door and his desk, because there was a pack of 30+ really pissed off athletes, who were threatening to kick his ass because the entire team was without rooms due to an error.  there were no rooms available for like 30 miles in any direction.

they **all** showed up, and booo'd at the guy for hiding behind a pregnant woman.  none of them entered the office or came anywhere near us.  they reamed him from the doorway and left.  i cannot stress enough how large these gentlemen were - and they were extremely pissed off.

it all happened so fast, but seriously wtf was i doing there?  how fucked up was that?  i just stood there, between my co-worker and 30 screaming dudes.  what would i have done if they actually came in?  who puts a 8 month pregnant woman in that kind of situation?  and why the fuck did i just stand there and let it happen?  i even tried to apologize to them, while in tears.  it was a mess.

TIFU by being a pregnant human shield