Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: I love conferences. I love conferences and concerts so much!
I get so frustrated when people sit on the very outside seat of an empty row! It’s a reasonable expectation that people move to the middle, or at least not roll their eyes when everyone has to climb over them!

I posted about this on Facebook and someone I knew commented, “Maybe people have anxiety about where to sit and you having a second of awkwardness walking past them is worth it you horrible terrible mean spirited devil woman!” 

I know he was trying to be silly about the last part, but it’s coming from a place of apparent offense.

I then asked, “Maybe other people have anxiety climbing over people! Who caters to whom?”

And he said, “The one who got there last caters, obvs.”

I really, really don’t agree. Am I the asshole for judging people that sit on the end without filling in the seats like a decent human being? I like sitting on the end too, but I know it’s a dick move to do so when it’s an empty row.

thinking it's selfish for a person sitting at the end of an empty row of seats as people are filing in to a soon-to-be-packed event