Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this started about a week and a half ago. i was doing some work out in the yard, and i pulled a vine, which i now realize was poison ivy, off of my garage stairs. fast forward to the next morning, i wake up and notice a few small irritations on my face and realize my mistake. nbd i think. later that night my wife and i start feeling frisky, so we head into the bedroom and i go down on her for a bit. aparently the oils were in my beard, and i spread them all over her crotch. she is not very pleased with me atm

Tifu by getting poison ivy nsfw