Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a few weeks ago, my boyfriend invited me to meet him at a hotel. so i'm thinking awesome, random hotel sex, no big annoying road trip needed.

i've actually not been with him (we've only been dating a month or so), and i'm still in that "omg wtf if he thinks i'm not perfect? i want him to think i have a perfect, bangin' pornstar body," mode.

bright idea!

sugar wax strips!

so i buy them a few days before and on the morning of, get up the courage to groom myself. i'm getting ready to wax my bikini area and think to myself, "gee, what if he thinks i have a fuzzy ass?" i have plenty of strips, and think if i run out it's no big deal, i'll just use my razor and trimmer, since i can at least see that part of me. so i read the directions and stick the wax strips anywhere on my bum there is hair. then, i go to rip them off and... pain!!! but gosh, something else doesn't feel right. i touch my cheek... sticky. i freak out and climb up onto my sink to look at my rear in the mirror, and i can feel it... my ass cheeks are glued together by this wax! then, i see the horrible green perfectly rectangular shapes of wax stuck to my skin. not only did it hurt, i only succeeded in pulling my hair. and of course, gluing my two halves together.

so i quickly draw a hot bath and scrub with a ton of soap, it does no good. i thankfully remember that i have a bottle i mineral oil that might work. it does for the most part... but i still have lingering stickiness and my skin is now lovely red and raw.


hey, let's just have pizza and watch a movie tonight, boyfriend!

TIFU by trying to wax excess hair in inaccessible places.