Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened to me when i was young, but it's still a story worth sharing. 

 during new years when i was in forth grade, i was on a cruise with my extended family when my mom and i decided to try zip-lining, which was one of the cruise line recommended excursions. our ship was stopped in honduras, and when the time arrived we left our 30 or so family members and piled into a van heading for the mountains. the zip-lining was really fun, but nothing too exhilarating to be honest. the real excitement came when the local guides running the excursion decided to take us to a decrepit *iguana farm* (yes, i didn't know they existed either) which, in addition to dozens of iguanas running around, contained a large cage with several extremely cute looking spider monkeys enclosed. being the dumb american tourist i am, i stuck my hand in a hole in the cage to pet one of the monkeys. well, it was all fun and games until the little beast took my finger in its mouth and bit down as hard as possible. i screamed and my mom actually had to help rip my hand out because it had such a strong grip. the workers looked terrified when they saw my finger dripping blood everywhere and rushed us back to the ship immediately. when we got there, my mom and i were allowed to pass the hundreds of people in line to board, and greeted the doctor and *three* nurses waiting at the door, fully gloved and masked up. let me tell you the doctor was not pleased at all and gave me the ultimate "i can't believe i have to work with people this stupid" look as i hurriedly explained what i had so embarrassingly done. now the kicker is that there was a good chance the monkey had rabies, and you need the fist dose of the vaccine within 48hrs of exposure, so the entire ship was delayed in departing while they searched the country for any available rabies vaccine. there was none nearby, so they briefly considered airlifting me to mexico before they decided i could wait until the ship returned to florida right at the end of the 48 hour window. long story short, i ended up getting numerous extremely painful shots for weeks after that (with the first two right in my ass-cheek!) that i was very allergic to. after each week's dosage i would get sicker and sicker with a 103 degree fever and i ultimately missed over a week of school after the final shot. 

but on the bright side i can never get rabies for the rest of my life! maybe i'll consider a career in animal control...

TIFU by petting a Honduran monkey.