Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: just like any month, my strawberry week will come around and plague me.
the amazing feeling of cramps and mood shifts, along with me carving for sweets.

so, as any other girl i've got to do business and change my pad, yes i prefer pads to tampons, let's not discuss that.
while i sit down i slowly remove the pad from my underwear, holding it on my right hand, ready to grab some toilet roll and wrap it nicely around it. and there it is, slowly hanging down, this huge black something just infront of my eyes swiftly crawling down on a spiderthread now almost reaching my nose - it was too late for me to process what is happening and i acted out of instinct - slap!. the next moment i feel this warm moisturized thing in my face, i had my mouth slightly opened, my eyes wide open, i started realizing what the fuck just happened before my mouth widened even more, the pad now dropping onto the floor, i can imagine my face in that awkward situation, all i remember then was standing up from the toiletseat and running screaming into the bathroom, on the way there hitting my feet on a stupid laundry basket, and then jumping into the shower, of course the first bit of the water would be cold so that was also the cherry on top of the cake.

i just got out of the shower, the smell was splendid, i couldn't have asked for something more disturbing during such a lovely night.
oh, i also couldn't find the spider anywhere, i hope this fucker rots in hell.

TIFU by slapping myself with my pad. [NSFW-ish]