Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i recently got hired in for a job, which i am really happy about. sadly, their orientation class(es) has wonky hours, requiring me to get up early so i have time to get ready and get up there. i managed to doze off last night early for 40 mins, then woke back up and decided to watch youtube in bed after taking a sleep aide. after feeling it kick in i try to sleep. a short amount of time passes before i remember reading that if you can't get to sleep in 20 mins, get back up. so i did. then i realized it was already 11pm and i had to be up at 5am. so i'm not sure what to do. i end up talking to my girlfriend over facebook and stupidly bring up a topic that makes me stressed. (that's a story in and of itself really). finally i was able to calm down enough and ended up falling asleep at 2:30am. i got up at 5am as usual, and thinking a shower would help, go take one. normally i have a lot of trouble sleeping and can barely sleep in a bed, let alone in any other weird situation. i was nearly nodding off in the shower. got out and couldn't hold my head up. deciding this was too dangerous to drive under, i called the number on my work papers and left a message. i tried to wait to see if they would call me when they opened. after slamming my face on the keyboard from failure to hold my head up. i called it quits and went to sleep. stupidly i should've taken my phone so it would wake me if they called. i slept til near 1pm. got up and saw they returned my call. my voicemail was from the training woman who had not received my message. this is the moment i found out if i had taken my phone into my bedroom, i could've still come in. the voice mail said i could still show up within an hour or so.  cue me trying to call back. at 3:45pm i finally get an answer and get told the class is full and now they have to roll me back to the start date of december 30. i've already been stuck at home with nothing to do for weeks, now that's going to be extended, all because my sorry ass cannot get to sleep when i need to.

TIFU by not being able to sleep.