Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: myself, like many hundreds of thousands of people, woke very early this morning to do community service for a felony of mine dated from november 2013.

deciding i needed a breath of fresh air, i chose to go work at a children's home instead of the normal sheriff joe special (aka busting your ass landscaping in the arizona sun like a little bitch).

this home has a shop where it sells goods to put money twoards the houses, schools, etc. that it has made for all these kids abandoned by their parents =-\

inside this shop, i was dicking around with a man i met who just got done serving yet another 5 year sentence in florence, and i came across this white soft helmet with a turtle on it.

i instantly laughed loudly, mocked the hat and said "hey look, the brand is 'long lives' hahaha wtf?"

the man i was doing the cs with said "that's for kids with skull issues that can't walk around without one. you're an asshole. that's rude."

in front of a good 10 people at a children's home, i got some very bad looks and felt like a total piece of shit all fucking day.

remember guys, the offensive shit you may joke about with your buddies while passing a blunt is not appropriate all the time, think before you speak! : (

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TIFU by mocking a soft, white helmet given to children with cranial birth defects....while doing community service at a children's home =-(