Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu every milestone in a granda's life is a good reason for all the family to join up and have a party, all the relatives that were underage before can now most likely drink alcohol as equals as the milsetones are usually a decade apart, obviously way more fun. anyway 2 bottles of free wine in and i'm catching up with my cousin kevin who i see often, when in walks a wee stunner, blond hair, great face, great body, great ass, had it all. so i turn to kevin and say, 'fuck me lad check out the wee hottie, who brought her along? i would take her right now in front of everyone, on grandas rocking chair, anywhere!!'
so he busts out laughing and says "your a bollox, thats our first cousin laura, you obviously haven't seen her in a while!"
ah well, i couldn't chnage my first impression/opinion at this point and had to live with it all night as he told everyone including her. everyone had a good laugh! later on a few other cousins agreed with me even though they knew who she was :/

TIFU at my Granda's 80th