Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it all happened on friday.

my parents went out to a meeting and left me in charge of cooking the fish and chips in the oven for dinner. bad idea. i went to turn over the fish whilst it was in the oven and lifted my hand towards the hot surface of the oven. [my ring finger instantly burned.](http://i.imgur.com/yy4pqcv.jpg) 

when my parents came home my mum, who is also a nurse, told me to put my hand in cold water, then into an ice pack. ten minutes later, she put burn relief on my finger, then left to do some work. i, being an idiot in immense pain, decided to put on more burn relief because my finger was hurting. bad idea number 2. i pushed down on the tube of burn relief too hard and squirted it everywhere! i cleaned up my mess and put a band-aid on.

the next morning, [a blister had formed on my burned finger.](http://i.imgur.com/850vvtc.jpg) however, i became very clumsy and bumped my hand on a table by accident, causing the blister to burst. i had to put another band-aid on to prevent infection.

fast forward to today and i was in class, doing my schoolwork as usual. i was trying to do my schoolwork and listen to the teacher at the same time, but i wasn't paying attention to what i was doing and got a paper cut, [right on the healing burn.](http://i.imgur.com/w8iywdh.jpg)

i am a retard.

TIFU by trying too cook fish and chips