Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, first post, let me get that out of the way first. also, this happened about three weeks ago, so let that be known as well. (16 yr old guy here)

tifu, okay, about four weeks ago, i met this girl (lets call her jen) through a mutual friend. we attend the same high school, but have never talked before, never had any former relations. so we talk for maybe a week or so, and then i, extremely uncertainly ask jen if she wants to "hang out or do something this weekend". jen says yes, which is always a good sign i suppose. plans are made for me to pick her up from her job, and then to go get something to eat (i recently attained my license). then, things slowly dissolve into she just wants me to come over to her house and watch a movie. mostly because her mother doesn't know and doesn't trust me to drive. so i'm okay with that, all i really want is to spend time with her and to get to know her. at this point, i all i all really know is that she's self admittedly on the (very) nerdy side, which i absolutely love. we've been talking nonstop for days, and i'm looking forward to seeing her.  

*its now saturday and i'm driving to her house*

on my way to her place, excited, not really sure what's going to go down, if anything at all. i'm an energetic, loud, funny, crazy person about 95% percent of the time, but with girls, i'm a babbling idiot, so i'm also very nervous. get to her house, park my car, gather myself and head up onto her front porch. jen walks out to greet me, and she looks fucking great. go inside, head upstairs and get right to it (the movie, that is). we are watching heathers, some, or most, or all of you might know it. so, weird overall movie, some very dark humor, and she loves it. i'm into it too, and we just sit back and watch. for ~51 fucking minutes, we sit there, doing nothing watching this movie. she's texting on and off, i'm soaking it all in, like a big old goon, sitting on her couch. we go for a walk, talk comfortably and return. her friend texts me, and tells me to "quit being a pussy, and make a move already". like a fucking pleb, i show jen said text, and laugh about it, not realizing that maybe thats the right course of action. jen actually moves closer to me (at this point we are watching game of thrones, the scene where ser rodrick has his head unceremoniously removed). she rests her head on my shoulder, and places her hand on my leg. i just sit there, finish the episode and go home.

*present time*

looking back, i get fucking pissed thinking about how much i goofed with this girl. she actually gave me what amounted to be a second chance, by asking to see me during school, but i was always either busy or was just nervous. she's now going to prom with another guy my age, not much competition if you ask me, but still, he's going with her and i'm not, so respect to him. i don't think it is a romantic thing, i get the feeling they are going as friends, but i don't want to pry. i like this girl and i am ashamed at how much i managed to fuck up over the course of one month. i think, if i am smart about it, and really fucking smooth, i still have a shot with her, but i have no idea to go about it. 

 

edit: i realize how dumb it may have seemed that i originally named this girl *girl* in my story.

TIFU by going to a hot girl's house.