Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i was on the way back from my friends place. we had a little to drink after work (and a lot to smoke) and i decided to get some mcdonald's breakfast on the way home. 

i thought about the sweet, moist, and savory mcgriddle. i was imaging the delicious taste of this sausage mcgriddle. 

i wasn't paying attention and ordered two mcmuffins. wondering why my total was only 2 dollars and change. 

it was because i got two tasteless, dry, sausage mcmuffins. tifu

TIFU and ordered a McMuffin.