Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: created a new account for this, and posting hoping to keep someone, anyone, else from effing it the way i did.  full disclosure:  it was actually last thursday i effed it up, i just hadn't realized how bad until three days later.

thursday, friday, and saturday all were pretty normal days.  i went to work, came home and played with the kids, and wondered why i was feeling increasingly shitty.

thursday wasn't too bad, i just felt feverish and started feeling a bit fuzzy.

friday, i damn near left work to take a sick day.  i'd slept horribly thursday night, and woke up feeling nauseous.  what almost sent me home was going to the bathroom and damn near passing out.  told my buddies to watch out for the flu because this one was kicking my ass.

then saturday, saturday fucking sucked.  i'd suddenly get real confused, and then light headed.  i'd have to grab onto  something.  my usual course of action when i think i'm getting sick is a good hard drink.  luckily we had a bit of hawaiian moonshine handy so i had a shot of that.  i felt a bit better.  but come on, it's 100 proof and smooth with a great taste.  if it doesn't brighten your day there's something wrong.

we went out to eat at a local restaurant that i have been to before where i had a pint of a great micro brew, i can't recall the name for the life of me, but it was an excellent beer.  half way through this excellent beer it hit me, just how badly i'd effed it.  i was feeling great, like is just kicked the flu i came down with. i was walking on air, and then it hit me.

i hadn't drank since tuesday.  i was in full on alcoholic withdrawal.  i hate being drunk, but love drinking a bit all day.  i'd been drinking around nine drinks a day for a month and a half on to of my standard three to four drinks a day is been having for years up till now.

i talked with my busy that's a doc, "is this psychosomatic or am i actually in the midst of alcohol withdrawal?"

we talked for a while and worked out a plan for me to tapper down instead of a straight up detox.

the talk was on thursday and i'm frankly tired of feeling like i've got the flu and may pass out at any moment.  originally the plan was a taper down, but frankly i've felt so sorry these past nine days that i'm about ready to call it a day and get on the benzos.  not drinking again may be better than feeling so shitty i can't play with my kids or do anything i've bern planning around the house.

luckily everyone at the office is super supportive even though i'm worth half a shit right now.

gang, watch your alcohol consumption. and don't try and write a long post on your nexus 5.  its a pain in the ass.

TIFU by not drinking