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Input: Text: this happened on thanksgiving eve of 2015, or thanksgiving before last. as anyone who is anyone knows, thanksgiving eve is one of the biggest party nights of the year. i had decided to go to the main strip of bars in my local westchester area along with my best friend. i got there around 7 pm and me and my friend immediately got the drinks flowing. 

around 10 pm after i had maybe like 4 or 5 drinks, i had ran into an old coworker of mine who i knew sold stuff that you couldn't buy in stores. seeing that my herb stash was dry, i took his number for future reference. 

by 11 pm i've had it. i was probably 6 or 7 drinks in and had a shot or two with my best friend. the guy to girl ratio was like 10:1, like a girl would walk by and like you would see 5 dudes trying to follow to talk to her. i'm not one to really put myself out there to random people, but still i would just be another creep if i tried to make any sort of move. besides that important factor, the music was starting to turn into that poppy radio stuff that no one really likes and everyone was packed like sardines. 

anyway me and my best friend decide it's best to split but since we were taking a taxi, we should get some goodies before we leave for home. i contact my ex-coworker and he said he was on the other side of town and if i wanted something i had to be there in 15 min. i knew that this walk was 20 min sober so i have the brilliant idea to take a short cut to this guys house. 

the shortcut was over 2 fences and train tracks. the fence i couldn't conquer could be described as a wrought iron fence. meaning there were blunt portions of fence sticking out past the top rung like spikes almost. they were about 6 inches long and looked really painful to sit on. so this is where the fuck up happens. i start to climb the fence everything is going as planned. as i'm getting to the climax of adventure i feel like it's a good time to rest for a moment, and with each of my hands and feet balanced in between these 6 inch long spikes i wobbled for a moment.

everything after that was kind of a blur for about 30 seconds. apparently i had tipped over and fallen face first into sharp rocks about the size that fit in ur fist and a metal grate. luckily, my best friend was skilled enough to traverse this obstacle and assisted me. from what he said he seen me just like roll straight over the top of the fence straight face first into the ground. he said " oh shit are you alright" and i responded by snoring ( the type of snoring when you get knocked out ). so he wakes me back up to consciousness and helps me get back on my feet. mind you i still have no recollection of this. so not too far away there was the train platform maybe like 50 yards or so. he helped me on to platform of the train station first. this when i started putting shit together in my head. so i am on the platform which like 5 feet off the ground or so and my friend is now struggling to climb up. i'm trying to give him a hand and he's like you can't help me. he said i couldn't because i just fell off a fence and my face was fucked up. 

that's when i wiped my face with my sweater and i just remember seeing blood down the whole sleeve of it. i was pissed because i knew i had to go to the hospital. i knew i wasn't paying for an ambulance so i called my girl (notice the space) friend. she said she would be there in 15 minutes so me and my best friend are sitting waiting for her to pull up. finally she pulls up and looks at me for 1 second and her face drops like she seen a horror movie in real life. she's says that we should definitely without a doubt call an ambulance. me and my best friend know an ambulance ride costs like 10k ( thanks us healthcare ) so i tell her let me just go home and clean up a little and then if it's bad go to the hospital. 

so on the way back i seen myself for the first time when i looked in the mirror in the cars sun visor. all i could see was a huge gash on my eyebrow, and my face look like scarface from bateman. half was normal the other was swollen and covered in blood. anyone who knows me knows i am a hygiene maniac and will shower at minimum 2 times a day. i was not about to roll into no emergency room looking like i just escaped the texas chainsaw guy. so i get home and my girl friend stays in the bathroom while i shower to make sure i don't die or anything. i wash up, try to clean the wound as much as possible, changed, and headed out to the emergency room.

i spent about 4 hours in the emergency room that night and both of my friends stayed there with me the whole time bless their souls. apparently i had slashed my eyebrow open pretty much straight to the bone. i required like 15 or 20 stitches to clear it up. the x-rays and stuff came up negative for a concussion thank god, but my shoulder was pretty messed up after that. i was supposed to work thanksgiving day at the hospital i work at and i had to call out sick for that which my management loved. luckily i didn't get too much scaring on my eyebrow and my shoulder still bugs me to this day but nothing too permanent. after that day i decided drinking like that wasn't really for me and stopped partying so much.

TIFU by falling off a fence