Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: on 9/10, i was going to take something over to my neighbor's house 3 blocks away and thought i'd just hop on my son's bicycle. the front tire was almost flat, but i didn't think that'd be a big deal. 

i got to the end of the driveway, went to turn and the front wheel jack-knifed. the handlebars dug into my crotch as i flew over the top of the bicycle onto the pavement.

it ripped a huge hole in my shorts and blood was gushing everywhere. i knew something was really wrong but wasn't sure how bad the damage was.

i hobbled back into the house to the bathroom where i could take a look at my bleeding package. on inspection, i had one testicle hanging completely out and a cut above my penis.

drove myself to the e.r. where they ended up taking me into surgery- i had split my scrotum open completely front to back!

the most painful part was the ultrasound the gorgeous brunette did on my exposed testicles before the surgery to check that none of the plumbing was damaged. 

my neighbor now calls me ziploc.

TIFU by tearing my ballsack wide open in a bicycle accident