Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hey reddit, thought i would post a few of my fuck ups as a private soldier!

a bit of context to begin, 

i was with 4 other soldiers crammed in a landrover defender on the way to our assigned task for the day (standard boring shite) in the middle of nowhere africa. the outline for the day was to drive up, monitor the area for a while, wait for another group to finish doing their thing, and then go home.

so, onto the epic tale.

after driving the 2ish hours to the town we were to watch over we crest a hill to see a lot of people in the streets (small town of maybe 1-200 people). so we decide to dismount and see what is going on. leaving me and a spotter by the vehicle, the rest of the group descended on the town. at this point nothing has been said over the radio as we were keeping it clear for the other patrols, we had been assigned two channels between the patrols and the actual objective. i watched as the team started having a chat with a few of the locals and as usual was getting bored out of my mind and drift my scope every now and then, as i start to return my focus to the team to watch them follow a local into one of the buildings.

around 15 minutes later a call comes through the radio that another patrol is being switched to join ours and we radio our team to see what they want us to do. the response comes that we should join them in the town and that they have a poi with them, as per usual we radio the situation in. almost immediately we are told that none of the patrols are to move their vehicles as some combatants had strayed towards us.

we lock up and head down on foot, taking a set of kit with us (medical supplies, food, munitions, ect.) and meet up with the other team to wait for the patrol to join us. we post a team of two on rotate to watch for strays and we have a sit down with the poi (he knew a tiny bit about our primary). eventually the other patrol meets us and we hang around for a few hours until the all clear is given to leave and we head out.

except we get back to the landrover and find that literally everything has been stripped, as in glass out the windows, tyres, two of the armour plates (yes it was one of our botched vehicles), luckily there wasn't anything to bad taken but there were a lot of punishments and pay reductions handed out.

 

hope you guys like it, i will likely post a few more

TIFU Private Soldier Edition pt.1 - The landrover