Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: sooo this just happened.
been going out with this girl for about 2 years now. we're pretty much living together now, but she occasionally complains that i never take her out on a "date" date (i have no idea what this means). 
now up to this point, whenever i do make plans to take my girl out on a proper all out date, one of us either catches a cold, the weather turns to shit, or some other emergency (act of god/sabotage) occurs. she pouts but doesn't really make too big of a deal about it. 
so this weekend, its sakura blooming season in here tokyo, and i want to make up for the failed dates. i plan a picnic under the sakura trees at a really nice park far from the city. and to prepare, i get my hair cut, take out the blazer from its hiding place, and generally look as dapper as i can be. i went out to buy some nice wine and while walking down the aisle, i see this nose hair waxing kit. now, blame it on the years of being surrounded by hairless japanese guys (im pretty hairy) or my crumbling sense of masculinity in this society, but in my "im da boss" moment i think why the fuck not, and toss that kit along with the wine into the cart with gusto.  
fast forward to this morning. 
the inside of my nose is now hairless like a babies bottom, and my sinuses are either so overjoyed or so confused its turned the inside of my nose it into a frickin water slide of mucous and regret, and on top of that i seem to have now caught a raging cold. at work, (where i am typing this right now) i am blaming the mound of tissues on allergies, but if it doesn't get better by tmrw, i will have to cancel again and inform my ever patient girlfriend that this time its because i fucking stuck wax up my nose.

TIFU by sticking wax up my nose