Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: fourth official day of parental leave to a 9 month old.  making a big dinner + 4 meals for the kiddo.  first win of the day: accidentally heated the wrong stove burner -- set off the alarm, ruined kiddos nap.  damn, strike one.   i then attempted to fix our closet lightbulb by standing on top of a bucket, which broke (clearly i am already losing rational thinking), strike two.  wife comes home, and i got mad that she didn't drop off the dry cleaning, which then distracted me... and i forgot to put the slow cooker chicken in the fridge.  8 hours of cooking, wasted! strike three!  that basically summarized the official fourth day of my parental leave.  

i am now on day 5.  i got up at 5am so that i would have time to shovel the driveway (snow...canada) before kiddo wakes up.  guess what, he's awake.  strike 1.

TIFU by being a terrible stay-at-home dad.