Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i didn't feel sick today, but i did have a couple of farts that i trusted coming home. once in the house, i dropped off stuff in the kitchen, and announced: "i've got to poop."  
  
i headed to the bathroom, and did a slight detour, but then i felt the 'urge'. the kind that lets you know that you have a total of 20-30 seconds or less. somehow, the closer you are to a can, the fewer seconds you have. i take a few hurried steps, with a few warning farts, but by the time i got in the door, i knew not to trust anything else.  
  
i had unbuckled and unzipped, i did the whirl, and as i plant, it explodes. this was about an hour ago, and my butthole is still not happy about it.  
  
today, i got lucky.

TIdnFU by pooping in the toilet, where I'm supposed to, but it was really, really close.