Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ...in the toaster. so basically my name is anon. hah not getting my name :p but no this isn't a throwaway account. rip my reddit karma cos this will get downvoted to hell because it is "fake"  and this is my story™

so this didn't happen today of course. this happened 2 years ago when i was 17. now long before that i knew i was gay and i have to admit i had fantasies about my dad. one day i decided to get turned on in some other way. a lot of youtube comments i have seen have said "dick stuck in toaster". that gave me a idea. of course the toaster wasn't on i am not stupid. so i put my non erected penis inside the toaster. i use this injection time thing kinda like viagra that gives me a massive boner. it's great. i use this but the toaster is too small. i don't know why i thought it would be a good idea but what can i say? we all have stupid moments where we fuck up and think "why and how the fuck?". 

i have one choice but to call my dad in. i couldn't tame the boner obviously so i need his help to pull it out. it wasn't the most painful experience ever but it was something. eventually it came out. him seeing my dick for the first time in a long time got me aroused. i think i was just looking at him in a suggestive way and then he just grabbed my dick and started fucking blowing me. it felt somewhat wrong but i have to admit it was better than my fantasies for sure. it lasted about 10mins before i came and he just walked out to his room again. the next few weeks we started having sex when mom was at work. this stopped after a few months as we felt it was wrong to continue. i know regret everything i did and constantly hate myself for it.

 

edit: grammar and paragraphs.

TIFU by getting my dick stuck