Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok, so about 10 minutes ago, my girlfriend and i were getting frisky, and i thought "hey, i've never cum on your tits before." so, with that in mind, we proceeded. as i am climaxing, i take aim, and fire what turned out to be a small dog's worth of semen (i.e. the volume of a small dog, not the amount one can ejaculate). the man soup pooled deep enough that a backsplash occurred, drenching my happystick-holding hand. in my panic i re-aimed my newly christened super soaker and managed to spray a trail all the way up her face and into her right ear, where the final spurts took place. it was a very lucky(?) shot.

after i realized what had happened, i jumped off of her and tried to leave to get paper towels to slow the spreading pool, but i realized i may not make it in time, and picked up the nearby tissue box and threw it at her. i then remembered she can't move for fear of getting semen deeper into her ear and spilling more onto the bed and surrounding area. so, i quickly began ripping tissues out and throwing them in the general areas of interest, while she laughs at my attempts to cover her in puffs plus.

so now, i am sitting writing this down, while she jumps around trying to clear the stickiest of swimmer's ears.

TIFU by Cumming in my GF's Ear [NSFW]