Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so a few weeks ago a new babe moved into the barracks on my post. since this is an army post girls are few and decent ones are rare.

so this weekend my and my buddy (lets call him bro) decided to go hit up beach for the weekend. being in the army and in the barracks we decided to ask around and found out new hot girl (will call her hipster chick) wanted to go. sweet.

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so fast forward to the weekend and we have been drinking for going on 30 hours. hot girl is saying shit like she gets horny when she drinks, which is totally cool. taking her back to the hotel, we run train. eiffel tower that girl for like 2 hours.

so pushing forward a few more days we get back and continue talking to this girl, going to movies. me and bro decide we are going to just pass back and forth, seeing as she just don't give a fuck. 

anyways, bro decides he is going to go hit that again tonight, so he goes to her room go smash. mid epic bj someone knocks on door, and she tells him to go in closet. da fuck? all of sudden she just drives off and leaves him in room for 30 minutes. bro decides fuck this and goes to get an energy drink while waiting to verbally annihilate hipster chick.
when he gets back he runs into her, with another dude in her car. this guy is half naked and is obviously about to smash. the girl who just 30 minutes ago was sucking bro's flesh pipe. badbitch.jpg. bro comes and wakes me up, saying some shit is going on, we decide to investigate.

bro opens door to tell me what hipster girl is playing. mfw i realize revenge must be had. so we go and meet up with this new guy (lets call him pedro) and invite him to come smoke with us. hipster chick is in bathroom and comes outside to see all three dudes she is banging chatting. freaks the fuck out and hops over fence. funniest thing ever. she interupts conversation to try and get him away from us and ends up acting like she hardly knows who we are. bullllshit. 

we go knock on hipster chick's door and intend on fucking with her, taking lighter and being a cock-block. somehow she cock-blocked bro with pedro and this can simply not be left unhanded. we want to inform pedro of hipster chicks games.

what should we do reddit? this is going to be good. will follow up with results

TIFU by running train on an Army chick.