Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
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today i was trying to make homemade caramel as topping for a samoa cheesecake. while pulling the bowl out of the microwave, it slipped out of my hands and dumped boiling sugar all over my arm and leg. burns on my leg are deep 2nd degree and burn on my arm is a 3rd degree. i'm meeting with a truma surgeon on monday. 

on the upside, since most of my nerves are burned away, i'm not in a whole lot of pain!

edit: thanks for all the well-wishes! i know i was dumb to boil the sugar in the microwave, i don't usually do that. i'm still not in a lot of pain, but i know that will change! the cheesecake is fine! my boyfriend is getting store-bought caramel to finish it tonight! 

edit 2: after a bit less than 48 hours 
http://imgur.com/a/zrlfm
i also feel the need to say that i'm a girl.. haha 

update: http://imgur.com/a/1n1ex 
i'm doing just fine. i don't think the burns are as bad as they seem.

TIFU making homemade caramel [NSFW]