Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: reddit, tifu. and my boob hurts. 

okay, backtrack - i'm home alone for the evening, just waving the parents out of the front door  before wandering back upstairs for some quality reddit time. fresh out of the shower, i was vegetating on my bed and procrastinating putting clothes on. my headphones were  on full blast, so it's only in a pause in the music that i heard the dog growling. she's a talkative dog, so i'm used to her yelps and whines, but this was a deep, threatening, guttural *snarl*. understandably a little confused, i haul ass to my door and throw it open;the dog topples in, and skirts behind me, tail between her legs. she's crouched down and ignoring every command i gave, which is *very*  unlike her.

i'm starting to freak a little - my motorbike was stolen not two days ago from my own drive way, we've had no less than four attempted burglaries in the year we've lived here, and i'm home alone. i grabbed a towel, hastily wrapped it around my waist, and shuffled to the doorway. 


it's pitch black. 


playing on the safe side, i grab the first feasible weapon i  can find, which just so happens to be my compound bow. now i'm english, so carrying anything like that is  unusual. i figured it'd make a burglar run for the hills, even if the arrow is blunt tip. arrow notched, i moved into the landing - and i saw something move. it's about as tall as me. i freaked out. 

without thinking i drew the bow and fired - two things happened simultaneously. one, i hear the solid *thunk* of an arrow embedded in a wall, and two, i  feel a deep, blazing pain in my left tit. in my haste to shoot the living fuck out whatever had intruded into my house, i neglected to put anything more than a towel on, and the snap of the bowstring has connected solidly with my boob on the way past. i shuffled over to the light down the other end of the landing and turn it on. there's the cat, looking smug as shit, below where my arrow has ricocheted off of the wall. the ginger tosser of a cat that the dog is utterly *terrified* of.

TIFU By shooting an arrow at a 'home intruder'. My left tit was the casualty.