Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok reddit i fucked up, like 10 minutes ago.

me and my girlfriend are always playing around. she'll say she loves me and i'll say i love you^^tube (or something else disrespectful). then she'll say "no, you love me". we'll laugh and i'll break down and say i love you too. the conversation varies with context but we'll do this for everything *i miss you*. *you're attractive*. ya know, just small talk stuff. so this time she thought she would turn it around on me. now commence the fuck up.

*finishes having sex*

me: why does sex feel so damn good? haha

her: it doesn't for me! haha

me: shut up. you know you love it.

her: no i don't. thats why yo dick little!

me:yeah? well that's why yo pussy loose!

her:wait... what?

me:its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

her:...really?

me:yup. and it smells like boiled eggs. 

so i turn around from getting dressed to see her tearing up sitting on the couch. i immediately start to chuckle at this silliness and she get up, go to the room, and slams the door. holding back a full outburst of laughter i'm trying to tell her i'm sorry but after about about 10 minutes of apologizing i just told her to get over it. so she tells me the next time we're having sex is "when she gets over it". thats women talk for *never*. :/

i need a guide to women.

TIFU by insulting my girlfriend's vagina