Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i hope this is within the confines of the reddit code of honor or whatever, as i am new at posting here but this is a sad story and it should be said here. there is now a special place in hell for me and this is why. i have been casually dating a blind girl (who also is 4 foot 3 inches), she is attractive and i like short girls so i thought, fuck it why not? i guess i kind of was beginning to really enjoy the whole caretaker aspect of this kind of relationship and so we decided to get more serious two days ago. then today, when i was heading to her house to pick her up for a date, actually it was more just for sex, my buddies were trying to persuade me to go downtown with them. i sent a text saying basically (i'm terrified of reddit deeming this innapropriate so i am toning it down just a hair) "sorry bro, i can't make it, this girl is finally putting out, and this blind p....y is fantastic!" well i sent that to her instead... i made quick apologies explaining she just intercepted guy talk, but it honestly was so terrible that i knew to just not worry about seeing her again. please no jokes about her not seeing me again... or that every date was a blind date, etc.

TIFU by sending the text meant for my buddies, to my brand new one day old girlfriend.