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obligatory didn't happen today but last week.

i’m a bath kind of person – i like to put on music and wallow in a steaming hot bath for ages until i am a human prune. pretty average bath everything is going smoothly and i was really getting into a relaxed mood, so as i stepped out i thought, ‘you deserve some self-love, dude. you’re worth it’, so i get out my razor and shaving cream and i put on some tunes on my loudspeaker and started to shave my legs and armpits whilst dancing around and generally having a great time. all good so far, and i should’ve stopped there, but no. 

i looked down at my vagina and i was surprised to see my pubes going a bit awry. now, i don’t shave my pubes because i get razor burn and i am prone to vaginal infections so i have to keep some of my pubic hair just in case, but i like to keep it neat and trimmed for my personal satisfaction and my boyfriend’s sake. so, i pick up my scissors and begin to trim at the front of my vagina. 

halfway through this the song on my speaker changes to this banging rock piece and i’m like ‘hell fucking yes this is the life’. i keep trimming the front and decide i don’t wanna stop the song, so i move round to the vaginal flaps and begin to trim to the beat of this song.
 
all of a sudden i feel the scissors get stuck for a second then snap closed, and immediately afterwards i am blinded by this pain from my nether region. i felt pain shoot down my leg and all over my vagina and i look down to see blood spilling down my leg and dripping on the floor. i also cannot deal with blood so i am nauseous, in excruciating pain and bleeding heavily. i look around for some toilet paper and realise i don’t have any so i drag my sorry ass to the closest box of tissues, all whilst bleeding all over my damn house, and try to make the bleeding stop. i also live with my parents if anyone was wondering why i didn't use a towel, and it'd be pretty difficult to explain why i got blood all over their lovely expensive towels. after about 15 mins of lying on the floor groaning in pain i feel well enough to try to clear some of the blood that i’d trekked from my bathroom to the kitchen and i thank every existing god that we have vinyl flooring. 

i managed to clear it up with one hand (the other holding tissues to my vag) and get upstairs to apply some cream. after a day or so the pain eased but i will now have a scar on my vagina forever.

TIFU by trimming my pubes