Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ah, there's a first for everything, including smoking. here's how my first smoke went:

it was a cold november evening at a house party and i was very drunk. i see a girl smoking outside and start a drunken conversation with her. we got onto the topic of smoking and she offers me a puff of her cigarette. me being inexperienced at that sort of thing politely took the cigarette and pretended to inhale. drunk people aren't great at being subtle and she saw right through my act and lightly teased me for it. 

so, i decided to take in the biggest puff my lungs could hold. i had vaped clouds before, how different could it be?

the answer was, very fucking different. the shock of all that smoke going down into my virgin alveoli immediately produced a reaction in the form of violent coughing and me dropping the cigarette inside the wooden decking of the garden, losing the cigarette. ah fuck, i had made a complete jackass of myself in front of this girl *and* lost her cigarette. oh well, time to go to back into the house.

5 minutes later i walk back outside and nearly shat myself. the cigarette i had dropped had turned from a tiny clump of embers into a plume of smoke and flame coming out between the holes of my friend's decking. shit. fuck. within a few minutes the whole deck would be on fire then my friend's house would be ground-zero within hours.

thank god for garden hoses and sober friends i guess, the next few minutes was a blur of water jugs and hosesprays all around the garden

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TIFU by nearly starting a house fire trying to impress a girl