Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu, this wasn't this year, it was 5 years ago. we got an email saying it was 40% off of case prices at my husband's favorite fireworks place. it was good through january 30th. so i asked husband if he wanted fireworks. we drove 2 hours in january in a storm to buy $450.00 worth of fireworks, knowing we had to save them till the 4th of july. it is a ton of fireworks. so of course a few days later we are tripping on shrooms and he decides to light off a couple tiny ones. he is always very careful, they are very small and just emit a tiny shower of sparks, no noise nothing airborne. so the cops pull up, being the well trained wife i am, i lock the door to the house and i am inside with all the lights out. we had shrooms growing in the house so i don't want any cops coming in. i figure he will get a ticket. they proceed to arrest him and tell him that they have a warrant for his arrest, he asks what for and they can't tell him, they don't know. so i am sitting on the other side of the door freaking out because i am tripping hard and listen to him get arrested. after they are gone i have to wake up our 23 year old son who has his door locked, i am freaking out, "dad's in jail and he is tripping, we have to get him out".  so he wakes up, takes control of the situation, calls the jail. apparent when my husband was 19 he got a parking ticket he forgot to pay, because he went off to boot camp. we have to take $17.00 to the jail and bail him out. so we walked down to the jail and bail him out. we had to walk because the car had broke down the day before and we hadn't fixed it yet. we got him out and he was fine. i guess the sheriff's were giving the city cops shit about arresting such a dangerous criminal. he didn't get in trouble for the fireworks and we didn't get in any other trouble, but his parking ticket was over 20 years old. i was completely scared to death

Tifu by buying my husband fireworks for Christmas