Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: soooooo.

a few weeks ago, my fiancee and i were out on a routine shopping trip to catch some last minute sales on winter apparel. we're pretty much doing the whole rom-com clothing montage and having a hella good time trying on silly coats and shit. barfy cute shit. 

she's taking a hella long time to decide while she's in the changing room, and im pacing the women's coats and pretty much just wandering around twiddling my thumbs and leaning on shit. 

one of the workers at this department store asks me to stop leaning on the racks, and i oblige for as long as hes looking and go right back to leaning on the same rack i was on. 

which then toppled. 

in my haste to correct this mistake i tripped over the same rack and directly into a mannequin display and toppled a poor faceless plaster woman onto the ground, knocking her head from her shoulders.  i immediately go to pick her up, dropping the other rack back to the ground in the process and catching my foot on a coat.

which ended up tearing off the sleeve.

and making me stumble even more. 

i kick the head directly into the same poor employee from earlier, and it catches him directly in the gut, making him keel over. 

my fiancee leaves the dressing room to find me sitting on the floor crying hysterically and cradling a headless mannequin. 
i had to pay for the coat and the damage done to poor plaster polly, amounting to roughly $550. i am also no longer allowed to touch things when shopping with her anymore. not even my own items.

TIFU by killing a mannequin.