Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened this morning at 5:30 am. 

i'm travelling to india and have some relatives here. so as you know there's bugs everywhere, but i'm used to that. so i'm upstairs sleeping, and wake up to take the biggest shit ever. i don't want to, but yet i have to. so i'm just like crap i have to go. keep in mind, that every time i wake up in the morning to go to the bathroom, i wear my glasses. without my glasses, you could say i'm blind. so i don't know what i ate wrong last night, but i was in such a hurry, i didn't pay attention to anything. i just went to the bathroom and sat on the toilet (yes they have toilets too). so as i sit down, after a few seconds, i see this winged tiny creature on the ground. i'm not really sure if its winged at the time, so i don't pay much attention to it. now i've been aware of the wasp hive for a week, but didn't really care because it was by an open space in the bathroom, and never really saw them flying. so this winged bug is on the ground and i squint to look at it better. then i realize it's a fucking wasp and just like **shit**. but bugs usually move around in the same place a little, so i sat there for a good 30 seconds before realizing its dead. then i continue taking a shit and then here a frickin *something* hitting the tube light. so i look closely, and there's a fucking wasp flying around the whole entire bathroom. now i'm not normally scared of bees, or wasps outside, but in the same room as me? nope. nope nope nope. so i'm sitting on the toilet shuddering with my life flashing before my eyes and i'm constanly calling my dad sleeping in the bed. he gets up and he's like "open the door" but i can't because first of all i can't see, and second of all, the tube light is right above the door. so i quickly use the bidet on the wall, wash myself, (no napkins) and get up and pull my pants up. i quickly turn around and look for the wasp. it disappeared. i looking for it and it pops out from above my head and starts flying again. this wasp was red. it was *not* yellow. i start freaking the fuck out even more. it goes towards the light again. so i flush, done even wash my hands, man up, and quickly open the door to find my dad standing with an electric bat ready to kill that little motherfucker. i go outside, still shuddering and then knock the fuck out. (i was half sleeping during the whole thing)

 

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TIFU by not minding the small wasp hive in the bathroom (Mildy NSFW)