Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok basically i'm staying at my older brother's house for a week for a little holiday. i'm a teen girl btw. we had an indian with his wife and kids for her birthday and it was a crazy feast with every dish imaginable. 

so fast forward to the next day i have really sore stomach and go to the toilet. stop reading now if you're squeamish!

i had about five gigantic poops like, huge, biggest poops of my life i'm left reeling on the toilet, my brother's wife starts shouting for me for lunch, i freak out and say in a minute! i quickly wipe myself and flush toilet.

now here's the fuck up, the toilet was fuckkjg clogged up with my shit and possibly other members of the household! the water starts rising and it wasn't going down. i couldn't ask for a plunger or anything cause it's too awkward and embarrassing. so i just sucked it up and sunk my hand into the depths of that shit filled hell. 

i started breaking it up with both hands down the toilet, the water started to go down. i had shit in my hands holding it until the water had gone down to a normal level. 
i dumped the rest of the poop in the toilet and flushed. 

scared and shaking i wash my hands religiously for the next ten minutes. i gather myself and go for lunch. they all start making jokes about why i was in the bathroom for so long, they don't know the half of it.

TIFU in the most disgusting way imaginable!