Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory "this didn't happen today."

so a few years ago as i was browsing the internet, i felt a little bit peckish. i decided to grab a cheeseburger that was out in the kitchen and proceeded to snack on that for the night. it was pretty damn tasty. i finished half of the burger and left it on my desk before going to bed.

i woke up at like 3 am, and started getting a case of the morning munchies. i thought "hey! i still have that burger on my desk." in the darkness of my room, i starting patting my desk down until i hit fast food gold. bun was a bit stale, but it was fine. i took a bite out of it. strangely bitter and crunchy, as if someone laced my burger with really shitty sour pop rocks. still chewing, burger in hand, i turned on my room lights to see if there was anything wrong with the burger.

ants. a ridiculous amount of ants swarmed my burger, and then i realized a ridiculous amount of ants were alive, dying, or dead in my mouth, and the bitterness was from the acid in their bodies. holy fucking shit. i almost gagged in my room from the thought. i ran to the bathroom with ant laden burger meat still in my mouth and spat the insect, acid, and minced cow orgy glob into the toilet, and quickly rinsed my mouth with as much water as i could. after lots of swishing and gargling and spitting, i was sure at least 99% of them exited my mouth. i brushed my teeth for good measure. a few legs and antennae were probably still in there, though. that night i couldn't sleep, and the day afterward i had a loss of appetite.

TIFU by eating a cheeseburger at night.