Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today was the best day in a really long time. and i'm going to remember it. my parents went away so i've had the house to myself. my boyfriend came over this morning and we spent the morning cuddling and then the whole day binge watching netflix and eating bad food. typical fucking movie shit. and we both really fucking enjoyed it. and then he went home.

i went into my room and lay in bed. and looked up. and saw a spider. i fucking shit myself. i'm so fucking scared of spiders, it was about the size of a £1 coin. tears started streaming from my face uncontrollably every-time my eyes focused on it's legs. i've never reacted this badly to a spider before. i was being pathetic and i accept that. but i really couldn't control myself. i phoned up my boyfriend and we have a twenty minute conversation. he's telling me to kill it and i'm in my room edging around my bed trying to find the best angle. i pull myself together and i stand on my bed, glass in hand, then i start fucking crying again. and then i say sorry to my boyfriend still on the phone who is listening to me being a whiny bitch. he gradually starts getting more angry with me the more i cry and be pathetic and then says he's going to hang up if i don't just fucking kill it. i ended up just telling him i couldn't do it and hung up. then i phoned my friend who is also home alone.


when i was on the phone with my friend she said that she'd come down to mine (only a 15 minute walk) but it's too late and dark. it was 11:30pm. i said i'd meet her halfway so i hung up. then my boyfriend calls up and asks if i've killed it yet. i just said '(friend) is coming down, i'm meeting her halfway'. then he hung up on me and i knew i'd pissed him off. 

anyway spider gone, i'm nearly puking because i ran so fast and i hardly move anyway. and i'm home alone again. my boyfriend won't take my calls. i have amazing days, and i single handedly ruin them in seconds right at the end.

TIFU by not killing a spider.