Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this isn't a recent event, it's from five years ago. i feel like this is still worth sharing though.

so back in 2010 i had been staying with a girl in a hotel. i had moved state and we were staying in a hotel while deciding our next steps. being crammed in a hotel lead to a lot of "intimate time" because there really wasn't anything else to do since i wasn't working. 

since we had so much alone time, sometimes we decided to try new things. some of those new things involved ice, solid food that melted, etc. well, one night we went out to a mexican restaurant and she got some nice food, and i made mine spicy because i'm a spice freak. instead of giving me hot sauce on my food, it came in packets for whatever reason. 

we brought it home and began eating, it certainly was tasty and for whatever reason put us in the mood. i started to get creative and looked at what food i had left. i stared at my leftover burrito with some beans, and chili on the edges of the plate, a little further though, were some hot sauce packets. now it's important to note that my girl at the time hated hot sauce so this led to my nice evil plan. i came up with a brilliant mastermind solution. i was going to torture her by putting hot sauce on my dick, and having her give me a bj. when i told her about it, she got a disgusting look on her face, and i felt like i was on top of the world for coming up with such a clever idea.

she finally agreed after 20 minutes of suggesting it and me promising to make it up in other ways later. so there we go, i open the hot sauce packets, and smear it all over my dick. so far, so good. she starts to give me a bj, and the sound she made gave me great joy. my joy quickly turned to a sudden shocking realization after about 10 seconds though. it dawned on me, mid blow job, about the process of how a bj works. 

you see, when a girl gives a bj.... she moves her tongue around, and it's this very action that has led to one of the most painful events of my life. this super spicy hot sauce had managed to make its way inside my dick, and not just a little bit.

have you ever gotten soap in your eye as a kid? as i pushed her head off of my dick, i nearly screamed in absolute horror pain. it was when i looked at her red smile, that i realized i had created the single greatest masterful plan that had backfired horribly. i can still feel that pain, five entire years later.

needless to say, that was the end of our food/sex days.

TIFU by implementing hot sauce in the bedroom