Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: first off, this happened about two years ago during my freshman semester of college.

this girl and i started going out my freshman year in college and things were great the first week until i decided to sleep over at her dorm...an all girl's dorm with no restrooms for men.
before i headed to her dorm around ten at night, i drank a lot of water back at my own dorm unaware that there wouldn't be any restrooms for me to use.

as hook ups go, you bang and sleep together, right? right. when the time came to sleep, i really had to go pee but thought it would be best to hold it in until the morning. we get situated on the bed, falling asleep while spooning. while spooning is nice and all, i couldn't get the restroom off my mind. thankfully, i was able to hold it in while falling asleep and figured i would last all night.

come morning, i woke up not feeling the urge to pee but also woke up in a pool of some wet substance... my own piss. it all went downhill from there. the girl wakes up a few minutes later and feels the same pool of wetness. gasping, she gets up and freaks out thinking it was her own piss and out of embarrassment, tells me to go back to my dorm. as i get up, i feel one thing in my pocket i totally forgot about the night before... my phone. i pull my phone out to see a huge black circle on the screen. it was damaged from me pissing all over it, and in the headphone jack. as i'm heading back to my dorm, i'm trying to figure out what to do about my phone and call my best friend to tell him what had just happened. in the middle of our phone call, the girl i slept with calls and i pick up. after a bit of an awkward silence, she tells me she suspected it was my own piss and tells me to never contact her again, hanging up right after.

TIFU by peeing in a girl's bed