Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: earlier today i was playing with my 4 month old jack russel  cross terrier puppy in the living room floor; rolling around, playing tug of war, him going nuts as he chases me etc. i decided to sit down to rest a bit and let him exert his enormous ball of energy at the tug rope on the floor, but suddenly he spies something. 

he looks. 
i look. 

he spots a shiny piece of something.
i spot the shiny piece of something. 

now obligatory explanation monologue; for anyone who has not owned a dog, a puppy at this age jumps at anything with it's mouth as its hands to investigate. as this was a delicate period of my puppy, since he had a bad case of diarrhea a day ago and is now on antibiotics, i was on full alert to haul ass to stop him digesting anything bad.

as i saw the little shit spin up his gears to jump, i grabbed it with first finger and thumb. i felt a searing pain. i dropped whatever it was i grabbed and yelped, bewildering my puppy who was now frozen. as i looked at my now bleeding finger and thumb, i realized that the shiny object was in fact a shard of glass. a flashback hits me.

just yesterday night my father had dropped my food weighing scale made out of glass.... he missed a fragment in the clean up.

at least i saved my puppy from possible death.

 

[sfw bandaged fingers](http://imgur.com/whtonxl)


[here's him at 8 weeks] (http://imgur.com/xxaf6wh)

[more photos] (https://imgur.com/a/gks68)

edit 1: no longer "4 month year old" :)

edit 2: "haul ass"

update 1; i think i really fucked up today. just came back from the vet with my baby. was playing with him and accidentally kicked him as he jumped at my shoe to play. he yelped and whined as i picked him up. when he was calm,as i put him down, he fell flat on his face and held his right paw up, and couldn't walk.

vet said it must just be sore or sprained as theres still range of motion. so he was given painkillers for now.

i feel like shit. i might post another tifu but right now it feels like i just disabled my own child.

update 2: hes okayyyyy yayyy. was walking this morning but will be on more drugs for a bit more. will make a new post later.

TIFU by being faster than my puppy.