Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so.
it happened. i was sitting down, and i thought,  "i could go for some milk. that sounds really good right now.". so i get up, from my phone in the pitch black. i couldnt see anything. there was an old nail that was around the genital level, we always checked for. it came from the other side of the wall, and we cant get it out for some reason. i ran into it (since i cant see) and because i am alone, i'm in my underwear. it punctured and cut the side of my dick pretty badly. i get up after rolling on the floor and my underwear feels like i peed myself, and i realize that it's blood. i call my dad and scream saying the nail cut my dick. he came home and took me to the hospital. hospital took me in asap. it wasnt that bad of a cut, discharged me and told me to keep it clean (how fucking professional).

TIFU by cutting my shlong