Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tonight my parents went out to the club. my dad decided to trim his beard before then for whatever reason, and used a black pot to containg them. 
 hours later, i'm stoned, hungry, and all that's left to eat is canned chicken noodle soup. so i opened it with a can opener and dumped into a clean pot, or so i believed.
 from the first spoonful, i noticed something kinda funny about the broth, and when i felt the weird tough shit in it, i thought they were herbs (never had this king of soup brand before) . i got three big old mouthfuls before i put two and two together.
well, at least i still got canned fruit...

Tifu by eating chicken noodle and hair soup