Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory this happened back in high school but is too good not to tell.

my family moved to the greater houston area right before i started high school. upon entering high school one of the first kids i met was a dude who introduced himself as jonbob. now this wasn't his birth name it was just what he preferred. it all made sense, however, because when i met him he was wearing a t-shirt that said "pimp my bass boat". i also came to learn that jonbob had an iq around steve avery and brendan dassey levels. this will play into the story.

anyways back to the story, jonbob was in my friend group and was always rather abrasive. i was messing with him one day after school waiting near the bus and called his brother a 'chubby chaser' and jonbob threw a sucker punch that caught me pretty good.
in thinking of a way to get him back i remembered that our high school had some anonymous hotline connected to our local police that you could use to call in crimes. 
my plan was hatched and i called crime stoppers that night and made up some story about how jonbob was distributing moonshine and red man chew out of his school locker. the plan worked out perfectly and the liaison officer searched his locker with him and found nothing. we all laughed at jonbob when he told us what happened and a few weeks pass.
now i'm sitting in chemistry class and the school principal come in and calls me out of class. now this was already concerning because for disciplinary problems usually get handled by the deans or even lower levels of authority. my class erupts in the classic "ooooooooohhh" reserved for those in deep shit as i leave the class with the principal. as we're walking i'm trying for the life of me to think of what i did. i mean i smoked and drank but never during the week or around school. as we get closer to her office i see through the glass 4 uniformed police officers, not the school liaison. i'm now freaking out, i have no clue what i did and start to prepare myself for the defensive. we get in the office and everyone is silent as i take a seat. the principal then calmly asks me "do you want to tell us anything?" i still have no clue what they want and i say no and ask what this is even about. the situation gets even more confusing when she tells me "it's okay you can talk to us". at this point i think they're trying to bait a confession and i tell them again i don't know what's going on. then with a concerned look on everyone's face the principal says "we just want you to know that this is a safe space and you can tell us about what happened". at this point i reach my peak of confusion and just ask her what she's talking about. the principal then explains that they'd received an anonymous tip that a students mother had molested me behind the school gymnasium and that they had officers waiting outside her house for me to confirm the crime. i immediately tell them to call off the police and that nothing happened and then realized that a redneck with an iq around 70 had just pulled the ultimate comeback prank. 

the police left the poor woman's house and i walked back to class trying to think of a lie to tell all my class mates so i wouldn't have to tell them that i was sent to the office because they thought i was molested behind the gym.

TIFU by having to call off an innocent mother's arrest