Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
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it's my sophomore year in hs and i'm trying my best to make friends and not let my social awkwardness get the better of me. i had this crush on a girl who we'll just refer to as sarah. i managed to finally get her to come to the mall with me and we actually have a pleasant time. but about an hour in we pass by a makeup shop... sarah, of course, gets this wonderful idea that it would be just amazing if she could do my makeup here. my awkward teenaged mind wasn't throwing any red flags, so i accepted. i'm in that shop for almost a full half an hour and she's finally doing the finishing touches on my previously ok face. she insist i don't get to see what i look like until we're done. but i already know what i look like. i see people staring from the main hall outside the store. i was socially adept enough to know that the faces people were making meant that i... looked... bad.

now that we're done with adding makeup to my face, i'm dying to get it off already. i look like the lead singers from kiss and slipknot had a cosmetic breakdown on my face. i legitimately looked like one of those troubled teens going through "that phase," except to an extreme extent. now she's making me walk all around the mall. my mind is yelling at me to make her take it off, while on the outside i'm trying to nonchalantly walk with my friend like nothing's wrong. she has to use the restroom, so i get the pleasure of waiting outside facing everyone in the hall. i child looks at me, then to his mother he ask, "mom why is that man so scary." thankfully the mother didn't say anything, i might have collapsed in tears. sarah comes back out from the restroom, and i'm begging her to take it off. i become a bad friend for making her take my makeup off, thus ruining everything i worked towards getting on her good side. seriously, fuck the way everyone's mind worked at that age.

now we walk back into the makeup shop from earlier and an old friend of sarah's sees her. they we're about to make a quick exchange of greetings but then, she saw me. she quickly takes me to the back and does her best to remove/cover all of my makeup. she had already figured out how i got in this mess, because little words were exchanged between us and she had acted so quickly. she had basically told me not to do this to myself, which i made sure i haven't done since.

 

this fucking sucked and had it happened more recently, probably would have been recorded. thanks for reading, and i hope this'll make someone's day. also apologies if formatting is crap from my mobile.

TIFU by letting a girl I had a crush on do my makeup at a mall.