Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i recently moved into a new apartment building and finished unpacking all my shit.  i thought this would be a perfect time to pop the wall's cherry by jacking off in the apartment for the first time.  so i look up some asian porn and things happen.  i use some paper towels to clean up afterwards.  i still had a shit ton of empty boxes and shit in my new apartment from my move in that i decided to clean up, so i put the used paper towels in one of the boxes i had around and made a trip to the apartment dumpster.  to get to the dumpster, there is a small hallway with a door that leads outside to the dumpster.  i am opening the door 1-handed while balancing some boxes with the other hand and some girl (6.5/10) is coming from the other side of the door and grabs the door.  her assistance threw off my balance and the box that the paper towels were in fell her way and proceeded to fall on her leg.  she helps me out by picking up the box and putting the paper towels back in it and handing me the box.  i say thank you and now feel like i have a chance at banging her.

TIFU by getting cum on my neighbor