Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this fu did happen today...well technically last night, but close.
two nights ago, our doorbell rang at 10:30pm...which was odd, but no big deal. i got to the door in about 3-4 seconds and nobody. so clearly a ring and run, but where'd they go? they must have run down a very narrow path (about 3 feet wide) between my neighbors fence and my fence. fast forward to 1:30am, wife and i are both sound asleep and they ring it again...a bunch of times, before escaping down that 30 foot path.

to prank them back, i decided to line the path with about 50lbs of dog shit that i'd picked up over the winter. the trail that keeps giving. so if they ring it again, they'll have to run through 30 feet of acrid hell. so last night bingo, they do it again. i'm thrilled...i was hoping upon hope they'd come back.  they did, and what appears to be two punks have run through the trail of shit.

i win!! except i didn't. they must have realized exactly what i did, and when i went to go to work this morning, they had thrown shit all over my car. bastards!!

so now it's on. i don't know who exactly i'm dealing with, but revenge will be mine. now to think how best to exact that revenge. i'll post updates after i figure out what to do to them tonight.

edit 1: okay, so i'm still at work, but i just got back from a meeting and noticed a huge and deep scratch in my windshield. so they appear to have keyed the windshield. i know they're dumb now...why key a windshield when the paint would be so much worse. do they not know that i'm a division manager and drive a dodge stratus!!! don't disrespect my car!! (it's actually a ford fusion)

TIFU by starting a war with neighborhood punks