Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i had a pretty bad case of kidney stones, they were extremely painful, i passed out and my roommate sent me to the hospital, there a nurse asked me for a urine sample, i couldn't provide it for her, it was pretty awkward.
about 2 hours later i suddenly felt a sharp pain in my side, but i also needed to pee, so i waddled over to the bathroom like a damn melvin, i pee into the cup and i pee so much that it overflows, i don't even notice until i'm done and there's piss all over the floor, suddenly i felt another pain in my sidebar was so sharp and sudden that it weakened my legs and i fell over and dropped the cup of piss all over myself. after crying in pain and calling for help for ages minutes a nurse walked in and saw me wallowing in my own piss.

TIFU by testing my piss (NSFW)