Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened about 2 minutes ago.
i've had a lazy morning, i've had some of those little chocolate swiss roll cakes i've been eating in bed.
well i get up to go get a drink of water and change my laundry. i come back downstairs and am about to hop on my bed when i see a few crumbs of chocolate cake, and one especially big one that i definitely don't want squished into my mattress. i pick up the big one, and put it to my mouth.

except it doesn't feel right. it's too hard and edgy for a piece of chocolate cake. hm, maybe it's a piece of a black plastic wrapper? i pull it off my tongue, away from my lips and....

oh. oh no. no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. i toss it back on the bed. it's a huge black spider, pure black. it's legs had been curled up underneath it, but once it was tossed in the bed they uncurled and it began to crawl.

then i, i the girl who let 2 inch beetles crawl on her arms and watched in amusement at camp as spiders would try to spin webs on her fingers--i screamed. kind of this yell/scream, at the very top of my lungs. i just put a huge black spider in my mouth, and that feeling is not gonna go away.

then i booked it upstairs, and screamed again. you know the mean girls scene where regina realizes she's been eating caltein bars, and so she yells, spits, and yells some more? that was exactly what it sounded like, and as i snatched up some paper towels i was blowing raspberries trying to get the feeling of spider off my tongue. 

that spider is not crushed in a wad of paper towels, in my garbage can. 

i'm dead inside.

TIFU eating a crumb off my bed