Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened when anchorman 2 just came out in theaters. long post, but worth it.

a few friends and i went to see it, we found our seats and i saw these two cute girls i knew who worked at zumies about 6 rows back. then this guy and this really pretty girl came in and sat behind us. we were enjoying the movie until about the half way point, when the guy started talking to the girl. he was showing her something on his phone and saying "that's fucked up" multiple times. literally for 45 minutes he was talking to her about some dumb drama, but the girl seemed like she knew it was bugging people around them cause she didn't say much. my friend would give them a look every now and then, but this didn't stop anything. i was getting more irritated and it was becoming harder and harder to focus on the movie. i should mention that i'm not the biggest dude, but this guy had a pretty feminine voice and accent, so i thought to myself in the most manly voice my mind could make "yea, i can take him".

then the scene were ron moves to the light house came on, and the talking had only gotten worse. i decided to be "the hero" in an attempt to impress the girls from zumies by showing how alpha i was. so slowly stand up and wipe the sweat off my palms on my jeans, turn around and yell at the guy somewhat nervously, "hey! shut the fuck up, we're in a fucking movie, get off fucking facebook and pay attention to something for fucking once in your life". this scared the shit out of the girl he was with, i can still picture her eyes as wide as they could go with her hands up as if i was going to attack them. as i was turning my back to them, the guy responded with "don't tell me what to fucking do". i still don't know why i chose the next words that came out of my mouth, but i replied with the ol' "you wanna fucking fight, man? i will come to your fucking house and beat the shit out of you with a pillow case full of soap". i realized what i was saying towards the end that crafty "i've seen a prison movie once" threat and smiled at how ridiculous it was. my laughing friend tugged on my shirt and said "that's enough, man". the movie ended, and the guy ran to his car, some random kid gave me a fist bump and we laughed about the whole incident afterwards.

jump forward a couple day's and i went to the mall to pick something up, was walking by zumie's and thought i'd go strut my alphaness to the ladieeees. one of the two girls was working, and she said "what the fuck was that about in the theater?" i hastily explained to her what happened and she told me that she couldn't even hear the guy talking. so by yelling at an asshole in the theater, i made myself look like an asshole in front of everybody else in the theater, including 2 girls i thought would be impressed.

 

edit: i know i should've of asked him politely to keep it down, but i didn't. lesson learned.

TIFU by sitting in front of a talking stranger in a movie.