Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this all started a few hours ago. my fiancée and i decided hey we want some alcohol. so we got some. some vodka. and i have next to no experience with alcohol. so i drink. and about an hou later i am feeling just super silly. and i'm drunk. that's fine. 

well until it's not fine. when the room starts spinning really bad. and i get sick. and i can't hold my lunch in. i have to lay down. i lay down and my fiancée plays crusader kings 2 on the other side of the room. it's okay. eventually i get up and start to feel a little bit better. 

so i'm feeling less drunk, and my fiancée is feeling more hungry, we decide i'll make her food. veggie sausages. i put them in the pan with some oil. and toss in some fresh veggies and tomatoes. but she wants it spicy. 

and that's where i really blow it. i get some dave's insanity sauce. not the sort of thing you'd want to eat on anything, but i figure i could put a tiny tiny bit in with the veggies to spice it up. accidentally spill about a fifth of the bottle in. i figure hey that's fine, it'll just cook away and be fine. 

that is not how it works, i now realise. no. instead it all just merges with the air and makes it so you either go outside in the freezing cold or stay inside and choke violently.  so out into the cold and snow we went. for about a half hour. fun time. but hey i learned something.

TIFU by getting way too drunk and poisoning the air in my apartment.