Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: after the frog debacle, i visit the gf.  she lives about 45 min away.  she has a small (6' in diameter, 2-3' deep) decorative pond in her yard with waterfalls, blah blah blah.....  i volunteer to search for more frogs.  none are visible, however, there are thousands of tiny black specs....  i tell her that the "specs" are actually tadpoles.  i try to get her to understand the math - 1 or 2 frogs = call to police at 3am.  thousands of tadpoles = lots of frogs.  i explain to her that she has 2 options - kill the motherfuckers, or buy some good earplugs.  earplugs were not an option, so eliminating the offenders was the only viable plan.  her neighborhood has multiple large bodies of water / "ponds" i would call them.  in researching my options for elimination, there seems to be a huge amount of compassion for tadpoles / frogs and absolutely zero for the ability to get some sleep.  one option is to put some fish in the pond to eat the tadpoles.  this is a key point to this long story.  "we used to have fish in the pond but the birds would fly in for an easy meal."  we restocked the fish many times and each time within a few days, the birds had eaten all of them.  i made the executive decision which did not entail any trips to the store.  bleach.  within seconds of pouring a gallon of bleach into the pond - tadpoles were dying very quickly and more frogs than you could ever count were coming into view and also dying......  gf tells me "wow, i feel really bad that we are killing all of these.....  i would feel even worse if the fish we kept in there to eat the algae would die.  surprised, i question her - didn't you just tell me that all the fish were eaten by the birds???  her response "well i'm not exactly sure because we haven't seen the "algae fish" in over a year."  she asks me to try and "catch it" so the poor little fish doesn't die as well.  the only potential tool i have at my disposal is a tennis racquet......  i proceed to poke around this pond with a stick and a flashlight (with my trusty tennis racquet nearby.). i see frogs leaping to their death and dead bodies of tadpoles but no sign of the poor little algae fish......  i look closer and closer with my face mere inches away from the surface of the water.  then it happened....... a giant fucking sea creature leaps out of the water gasping for air.  to be fair, it wasn't actually a sea creature but a 2 foot fucking long "little algae fish."  plecostomus is this bastard's name.  now i am expected to leap into action with my tennis racquet and save this fucking monster.  i bark out orders for the gf to get as large of a pail that she has and to fill it with water.  meanwhile i am trying to catch / save the creature that almost scared me to death.  i corner the beast with the racquet, grab it by the tail and throw it into the pail of water.....  it is not moving.... i was not fast enough to save it...... let's just poke it to be sure it is gone.....  of course the fucker is not dead and splashes me with a half-gallon of it's life saving water.....next, i carried the pail to the trunk of the car and drove down the street to a real pond and threw the bastard algae fish into its new home.

TIFU by helping out SO - part 2