Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so every morning, i wake up and have my normal morning routine. i have my morning coffee while i get dressed and i then go down stairs to make my morning smoothie which i drink on my way to work.  this morning, everything was going as planned.  i had my coffee, packed my lunch, made my smoothie and stepped outside on a beautiful friday morning.  being payday, and having an exciting weekend ahead with my girlfriends birthday, i was in a rather chipper mood.  life was good.  i got in my car and began my day.  while driving to work, i always wait until i get off the side streets and onto the highway before i begin to drink my smoothie.  as planned, i make it through the intersetion, begin to cross the liberty bridge, and take the first sip of my breakfast.  all is good, i can even taste the extra strawberries i added this morning.  i then go ahead and take a big gulp.  this time i feel something solid enter my mouth.  now sometimes i'm in a rush and a berry makes it through my blender still relatively whole, so that's what i thought it was.  but then i remembered i blended that shit up real nice and good this morning, so my mind began to panic.  what could it be that is currently floating around in my mouth.  i managed to swallow enough of the smoothie (but not all of it) to spit the object out into my hand.  right as i reach up to my mouth, i taste it.  the rotten, vile taste and smell of a stink bug.  when i got it into my had and laid eyes upon it, with its legs still moving, i freaked out and threw the bug on the floor of the passagenger seat.  i then spit the remaining smoothie that was in my mouth all over the windshield of my car.  all while driving at a high rate of speed during rush hour on one of the tallest bridges in the city.  i then proceded to look around my car for something to loose my guts into, but came up empty handed.  still traveling on the highway, with no shoulder to pull off onto, i realized i had to keep it down.  this was no easy task.  my only option was to roll down my window and spit as much of the remaining saliva out as i could.  people had to think there was something seriously wrong with me, well i guess there kind of was.  

so i made it to work on time, and was thankful to find the travel size bottle of mouth wash was still in my desk.  thank you lord, this should solve my problem.  no luck.  how about i brush my teeth real good?  didn't help.  a cup of coffee?  still nothing.  

after eating mints, drinking pop, juice, water and coffee, and eating on three separate occasions, it is now almost 3:30 in the afternoon and my mouth still has that terrible taste. i feel like i can smell it ever time i breath through my nose and my stomach just doesn't feel right.  when will this nightmare end?

TIFU by Eating a Stink Bug While Driving to Work