Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened a few days ago, but i had to wait for the weekend.

so i went on a school trip to see a shakespeare play but the day before i stood up for most of the night and i didn't want to sleep on the 3 hour coach journey there since sleeping near too many other people stresses me out and i never manage it. so instead i bought a four pack of monster and downed them on the bus.

there were no real indicators that i shouldn't have done that throughout the day other than the fact i kept fluctuating from high as a kite to extremly subdued. 

i also smoked way more than normal (not sure if this effected the proceedings in any way but will mention it anyway) - since i was stressed about being in a new place and sleeping in a room with three other boys.

at 2am we were sat up, smoking, and discussing the play and i don't feel tired at all, while everyone else is going back to their rooms. i sigh and go to my room.

in my room everyone's asleep by 2:10am but me, my heart's beating stupidly fast and stupidly hard so instead i just whip my ttorch out and read.

at about 3:30am i feel a desperate tugging on my bowels but i ignore it, assuming it was jsut some sort of panic attack/ side effect from all the crap i'd consumed that day.

eventually at 3:45am i realise that this isn't some sort of panic attack and it was jsut a shit clawing it's way out. that's fine. i can deal with that.

but it's green and it smells like a dead cow. i go to flush before realising - to my dismay- that there were three other dudes in room - who'd be able to hear me flush the toilet and wake up and they'd already had enough of me that day since i'd been so hyper. 

so i did what any sane person would do. and sat there- breathing in my green faecal fumes, wanting to die, waiting for 7am (when we were supposed to get up) to roll around so i could flush the toilet, and hop in the shower. making it look like i'd woken up and 6:50 and just gone for a dump and a shower.

TIFU by taking a poop at 3:45 in the morning [NSFW]