Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it's a little bit after the weekend, but hear me out.
so rewind about 10-12 years. i'm a sophomore in high school, and a gay male with an intense hankering for some dick. i had no idea how to sex, but i knew i liked to be dominated and/or be on the bottom. so around early may, i get a boyfriend who's a good two feet taller than i am and a good three inches longer than me. he's a dominant top, and pretty soon we progress from sensual make-outs in the back of his car (he was a junior who started school late and was 18) to full-blown sex. i was super nervous about this, never having had sex made at me before (inb4 stretch marks). so we pick a time and place. my house, 3pm on a saturday when my mom was going to be out. so i sneak him in the window (bc there was a cctv camera watching the door at the time to make sure shit like this didn't happen) and we get to undressing. i retreat to the shower to douche while he grabs his lube and wrapper. when i exit, i immediately hear my mother's car door slam in the driveway, and i know she's seen his car. we try to dress at the speed of light and the lube somehow spills. he's still got the condom on but he's deflating fast, and i'm fumbling with my shirt when my mother wrenches my door open to find lube sprayed up the walls and her fifteen year old son half-nude with an eighteen year old whose dick just tossed a condom on the floor.

[NSFW] TIFU by letting my boyfriend in