Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this tifu didn't actually happen today but a few months ago


masturbating usually helps me fall asleep, but on this particular night i ran out of my convention lubricant, so i decided to use some conditioner instead


so i get some dove conditioner, put it on my wanking hand, go to my room and get in bed


i have an ipad which i use to watch porn, so i open up pornhub start looking for a video, put in my earbuds (only on one ear, of course), find a nice one start beating off


suddenly i hear footsteps in the hall outside my room, so i decide to cancel my wank until further notice (my room doesn't have a lock) i open up youtube and pick a random video so no one can catch me


then my door opens, so i'm like fuck, because i have this really visible conditioner lube all over my hand, but its in my boxers and i pulled my blanket over myself


so its my brother, and he's like "hey what's up" and he turns on my light, and he has absolutely no idea that he just interrupted my goodnight wank... so i'm thinking to myself "ok he's gonna say goodnight or something"


but he decided it was a great time to converse


he decides to come up beside my bed really close to show me some new piercing he got, and i'm there with a fully lubed hand on my now flaccid penis trying not to arouse suspicion


then i realize the smell -- the conditioner smells really strong


my heart is visibly racing and i'm not wearing a shirt so i really hope he doesn't notice


he finishes the conversation and leaves, doesn't turn off my light or close my door and i hear him go to the bathroom.


he comes back about a few minutes later, and comes back beside my bed, and starts talking to me some more


my hand is still on my lube covered flaccid penis and my heart is still racing super fast


he ends up finishing the conversation (fully, like he really had no idea what was going on)


i didn't end up wanking that night, took me an hour or two to fall asleep


i had conditioner all over my dick the whole time and it just soaked into my skin and it got really oily, sorta soft (like you'd expect from dove (': ), but overall pretty nasty


now every time i use dove conditioner (daily) i think of this

TIFU by using using dove conditioner as lube (NSFW)