Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: (nsfw) sorry on new phone!!

so, typical day, get up and dressed and go about looking for a job. this particular "week" i have the monthly visitor. here comes the fuck up.. 

out to dinner with friend. i ordered a coney dog fries and oh hell since i'm feeling especially fat, mozzarella sticks. all is going well, sharing laughs and the hookah. now, i smoke way too much hookah.. i can replace fog machines at a rock concert. 

talking back and forth i stifle a cough, oh god.. huge mistake. my stomach is very intolerant of anything this week.. you guessed it, i shat a bit. fear grips over me as i rush to the restroom to access the damage. nothing miraculously hit my shorts but it was all over my skin. 

i turned 40 shades of red and cleaned myself up and walked out acting like nothing happened. i don't think my friend knew what happened but i definitely feel stupid.  

tl; dr pms is a cruel bitch

Tifu by being forgetful