Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: alright, reddit, i'm coming to you asking for advice. this happened about 20 minutes ago and i'm too embarrassed to ask my friends. so i'm taking a summer course at my college and i have an exam coming up on monday, which i'm really not prepared for. we're subletting a room in our apartment for the summer to this really sweet girl who is also taking the same class as i am, but who i don't really know too well. as most of the problems and questions on the exam are taken directly from the professor's own notes and lectures, the "required" text book is more just supplementary material. i know the people of reddit realize how over priced these science text books can be, and being the broke college student that i am- i never actually purchased the book. my summer roommate, who does have the book, was nice enough to let me borrow it for a couple of hours today while she's at work. realizing she will be home soon, and desperate to maximize my time with this book, i decided to take it in the bathroom with me to study while i take a shit (i know, i wouldn't lend a text book to me either after this...). when i'm done with my shit, i put the open book on the floor in front of me, on top of a plastic bag to be "clean" (what a joke) and so i won't ever touch it with poop hands. i must have drank too much the night before, because this was a really runny shit. of course i run out of toilet paper. i try to get up, ever so slightly, to lean over to the cabinet under the sink next to the toilet so i can score some more tp. well, i lost my footing a little bit and stand up more than i wanted to. a couple of large, runny poop droplets landed on the pages of the text book. she'll be back soon and i have no idea what to do. my conscience won't allow me to lie and tell her it's coffee or something. i also don't know her very well so if i tell her the truth it would be a very awkward rest of the summer for us. i'm willing to buy her a new text book, but the campus store is closed right now. i know she'll be using it within the next few days and definitely will come across/touch those pages.....is there any way i could disinfect the pages so she isn't exposed to my shit bacteria for the next few days? orrr should i just bite the bullet and tell her the truth?

TIFU by getting shit in my roommate's text book and now I don't know what to do.