Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened this morning. i've done everything i can to try to forget it. i simply cannot. so why not share my pain?

i spent all night working on two research papers due the next day, and after finishing them i fell asleep and woke up 20 minutes later to the sound of my alarm at 5:20am. accepting my faith, i cracked open two cans of redbull, threw on some clothes, and packed up my laptop so i could print the papers out at school. i should've drank at least 5 cans because by the time i reached the station it was like i was on 4 lsd trips simultaneously. i somehow manage to get on the right train, and this is where it all goes down. the train i got into was packed but within a couple stations it emptied out. 2 stations away from my stop i figured i'd sit and get some rest, since i'd been standing the entire ride. to my left i see a lady in a suit, beside her an empty space, and beside the empty sat a man.

*oh god.* i sat on the lady. immediately she let out a shriek and mentally i'm like i wonder what the fuck happened. that's when it hit me. i instantly got up and apologised continuously, she wasn't having any of it. to make matters worse she was kind of attractive. thank god my stop came because within that period of time she threatened to call the cops for harassment and had the entire train on her side. my stop came and i bolted. looking back on it 16 hours later, i really shouldn't have.

TIFU by sitting on a lady.