Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: its not exactly today but rather 2 days ago, a rather embarrassing and painful story. 

i love riding my pushbike so i was riding down a hill which is right next to my home, and as i was coming down the hill i thought..fuck yolo this shit, no brakerino needed.. (the hill is massive but really narrow).. a couple of moments later i realized i kinda fucked up as i was going too fast to turn and i said hello to a  really sturdy fence..thats not the problem..

problem was me sliding out of my seat as the front wheel smashed into the fence and sliding down with my legs open onto the metal bar that holds the handles of the bike...i am a guy. 
as i hobble in pain into my house...parents immediately want to know what happen.. as they found out it was my penis.. "off goes the pants young man, i wanna look" i am spanish so its this spanish thing mothers have to want to fix everything.. as i slid off my undies, a bloody soaked penis pops out.. but thats not the issue..."young man, why do your shave your ballsacks? i scream for peace...get taken to hospital..

later my dad tells me that if i want to shave my balls i better do it properly.. most akward conversation i ever had. 

too long 2 read- hurt my dick by not braking, parents find out i shave my balls in a terrible fashion

TIFU by not braking on my pushbike