Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck-up is 20 minutes fresh. 

so, like any sunday morning, i'm stuck in bed browsing reddit as most you guys probably do. i finally break away and get into the shower. i clean up, get out, put my bathrobe on and head to the kitchen. cause i got the rumbles. 

"screw making sandwiches, i'm having eggs today!"

quickly grab a pot, fill it up, plop down 3 eggs and turn on the stove. might as well go sit by the computer until it boils, right? well, a few minutes pass and i almost forgot about the eggs, so when i realized, i sprinted back. phew, eggs are safe, nothing wrong h-

\* ***loud deafening explosion and flying glass pieces*** *

yep. i turned on the wrong plate, accidentally heating up the glass pan i left on the stove from yesterday **(always put away your shit from the stove...)**

[the scene mere moments after the event *(you can see the stove's heat indicator is on the wrong plate)*](http://i.imgur.com/rwjbasa.jpg)

i'm glad i got away unharmed, but that moment of sheer terror while standing in a fluffy bathrobe having glass thrown around the room.. i'm still shaking a bit..

also i'm gonna need a new glass pan.

TIFU by exploding my kitchen