Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: yup, dropped a knife straight down on my foot. i have a nice hole that bled like a stick pig. what do i do? slap a band aid and some bacitracin on the mofo, clean up the blood, and then go on a two hour walk with my toddler and infant. in slippers. 

now i have a bigger hole and a very noticeable gimp. 

oops, butterfingers.

TIFU my foot by dropping a knife on it.