Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so yesterday there was an enormous spider, of the chubby and hairy variety, in my kitchen. big enough that you could count its eyes individually.

like the brave soul i am, i took a pint glass from the cupboard and removed the beast. i put it down on the counter while i went to fetch the key so that i could open the back door and release it, and when i came back, it had filled the glass with straggly bits of web - i suppose in its efforts to escape.


having tossed the spider out into the night and thinking this the end of the matter, i left the glass by the sink to wash later - my first mistake. one of my thoughtful housemates must have put it back in the cupboard, not noticing that it was filled with web.

so this morning i came downstairs, (you can see where this is going) filled a nice big glass with milk to drink with my toast, and sat down to enjoy it.

fast forward ten minutes... toast is finished, but there's still milk in the glass. i down the rest of it. it's only when i'm now staring at the bottom of the glass, that i notice strange... matter floating around in the last drops and clinging to the side of the glass. looks like strands of white thread... i start to wonder what it could be and that's when i remember the last time i used this particular glass and i suddenly realise what i've been drinking.
  it's too late now, but i just know the thought of it is going to give me nightmares at some point.

TIFU by accidentally making and drinking a spiderweb milkshake.