Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, it's been a family tradition to have chilli on new year's day. i decided to make colorado green chilli this year for a little change of pace.  
  
i was cutting all the green chilis and jalapenos to throw under the broiler when all the sudden i had to pee (i may have been a few beers deep at this point). i ran upstairs for a quick pee.  
  
i am standing there, peeing like any other day, when an odd sensation comes over me. it's a slight burning sensation from my genital region. i had forgotten to wash my hands in between prepping the chilis and handling my business. so, i rush to the sink and get my hand wet to wash away the now fairly intense pain. but, it just keeps getting worse. this is when i realize that i still had not washed my hands. rubbing it with a little water was just making it worse and spreading the problem.  
  
i now totally freak out, jump in the shower. i am experiencing the worst burning sensation of my life and no amount of soap and water will make it go away. well, after about 20 minutes in the shower it starts to subside. i get out and finish making the chilli. 

turned out great.

TIFU by not washing my hands