Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: instincts are a bitch.
tonight i was walking my girlfriend of six months to starbucks for a late night latte and some catching up. i was fairly tired since i had been doing a lot of schoolwork, and this was my first real break of the day. it was already dark outside but to save some time we decided to cut through park instead of sticking to the main road. this was a bad decision.
there were no street lights here so it was much harder to see and night had really fallen hard. halfway through the park i spotted a large black creature running towards us. like the gentleman that i am, i ran behind my girlfriend and yelled "what the fuck?!"
bad move.
it turns out that creature was just a dog (in my defense it was a rottweiler) and my girlfriend realized i had just hid behind her to protect myself at a time that i felt threatened.
i think she lost all the respect she had left for me and barely talks to me. when she does, she always find a way to add in that she has to protect herself since i won't help her with that.
but i mean its not that bad, shell get over it, right guys?
guys?

TIFU by hiding behind my girlfriend