Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i just finished volunteering at the hospital in my home town, and i had an hour to spare before i met my friend. there's a big mall i go to locally, and i always see someone i know there. i was in uniform, so i thought i would go to the mall shamelessly because i looked good for once. 

i park at the very crowded food court entrance, and put my keys in my pocket and close my car door. as i turn around to head to the food court i feel a giant tug at my waist. i had closed the car door on my lanyard and it was attached to the keys in my pocket, ripping the stitching in my lanyard.  about to curse (because i was startled), i see an old lady in the car next to me waving with a sweet smile. i told myself to calm down.

i arrive at the entrance, and there are several softball players blocking the door, so i kinda wriggle my way through them.  i walk to the right side of the food court because i see the sample lady holding some fresh teriyaki chicken. i stroll over there casually, running my hand through my hair, and act surprised when the lady asks me for a sample. why do i do that. ugh. i annoy myself with how i act in public. anyways, i smile at the lady and take my piece of smoking hot teriyaki chicken and begin walking down the side of the food court. i take a bite. not only was this the hottest piece of food i've ever put in my mouth, but i felt an unfamiliar crunch on my third attempt to chew or so (with my mouth open, as if that will help the heat). i see some attractive girls that go to my school, and they wave at me like they want me to come say hi. crunch. i  realize when i look down that i have eaten half of my tooth pick that the sample was on. i awkwardly wave back and start to walk over there, panicking in my mind because i know that i am somehow going to have to get this toothpick out of my mouth. i try to turn in my head and discreetly pull the tooth pick out of my mouth with my fingers, but sadly all that was in my fingers was chewed-up chicken. i slung it on the ground in disgust, forgetting that these girls were looking at me.  as i lock eyes with them again, i experienced a searing pain as i bite down on the toothpick that was standing straight up in my mouth. i let out a shriek as i reach a distance of about 10 feet from these girls. the girls faces look very confused as i try to fumble out the piece of the toothpick that is now causing my mouth to bleed. i got the toothpick out in between my fingers and i tried to explain to them what happened, as i realize that the girls were waving at someone behind me and had no intention to talk to me in the first place.

TIFU by Sampling teriyaki chicken at the mall.