Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i am 26 year old male and am still trying to finish a degree in history. and being that i live alone and all my girlfriends end up being lesbians at some point, i get to spends loads of time by myself. and because of all of these things, i have fallen into a routine where i wake up in the mornings, exercise, and then watch a little porn, rub one out, then head to class... well on this particular morning i was running a bit late but was still dead set on my morning ritual, and so i quickly showered after exercise and then arranged myself on my couch and turned on a little porn via my phone. (i don't have a computer... for various reasons unrelated to the story). about 10 minutes later i realized i was indeed late as fuck so i jumped up, dressed, and ran for the door. as i was locking the door, i realized i had left my phone and wallet inside. so i ran in quickly, grabbed both and then drove like a maniac, and barely was able to park,  then run across campus, and make into the class room before the professor locked the door. i decided as i was sitting down to make sure phone was on silent, as this particular professor hates phones going off in class, so i pulled my phone out of my pocket and clicked the on button and began to turn down the volume but as i clicked the down button i realized there was some very loud and very erotic sex noises coming from my phone, and as i looked down i realized that the porn i was watching was still cued to my phone screen and that as i jumped up to get dressed i didn't close my web browser, just paused the video and then turned off my phone. so, yeah, everybody in that class got to watch some bimbo get railed by a foot long dong, on my phone, during class....

TIFU... By watching porn in class, NSFW...