Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, this happened last week but i thought i would share. so that you understand why this happened, i am starting a new medication for my epilepsy and it hasn't really started to completely control things. i have seizures that cause me to go completely limp for about 45 seconds. i can't drive, swim or even shower alone because i might hurt myself or others. i try to remember that i still get to do all the little things like painting my nails. 

so, i decided to paint my nails in the bathroom. everything was going great. i was almost finished when i opened my eyes and there was blood everywhere. or so i thought. it looked like i had exploded from the bellybutton. it was everywhere. it was on the floor, the wall, the ceiling, behind me on the toilet, in the bath tub and all over me. 

this is the most sfw picture i could get. it only shows a small part of where it was. 

http://i.imgur.com/689psxs.jpg 
(please excuse the terrible state of the floor and baseboard, we are in the process of replacing the tile.) 

as my brain started to catch up with the world, i realized i wasn't hurt and that i had just had a seizure. so, it had to be nail polish. i must have dropped it and the bottle spun a couple times after hitting the concrete. 

after the intense fear of feeling like i nearly died, i couldn't do anything but laugh. it took three days to get it all off of me and i don't think it will ever come off the bathroom. i am now glad that it has taken so long to put in the new tile.

TIFU by having a seizure while painting my nails.