Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, first of all, i work on third shift for a printing company and on sunday nights/monday mornings, i process files in an empty office alone (it's actually pretty nice having an entire office to myself tbh). anyways, this morning, i had all my work done and i'm just killing time on youtube before i go home at 6 am. 5 o'clock rolls around and i decide to make myself a cup of tea. we just got an office keurig a couple of months ago, so of course you know this will be piping hot. i set it in front of me on my desk, steep it for a couple minutes while i go back to whatever i was absentmindedly watching on my computer and then decided it was time to take the teabag out. as i was picking it up, i somehow managed to knock it over, spilling almost all of it into my crotch. my first reaction was “oh goddammit, i just made a huge mess.” my second reaction about a split second later as the pain began to set in was “oh fuck, that burns like a motherfucker” i instantly leaped out of my seat, and because there's no one else around, ripped my pants off as fast as i could (as i said before, i'm in an office alone and i just spilled piping hot tea into my lap, i didn't really care at this point). so now i'm standing by my desk, pants halfway down my legs crying out in pain. most of me was fine, the pants i was wearing seemed to actually protect me from most of it, but it got me in one place in particular, that even now two hours later as i write this is still quite sore. yes, ladies and gentlemen, today i fucked up by burning my penis with scalding hot tea. not only that, but afterwards, i had to sneak past the morning shift that was coming in so i didn't have to explain why it looked like i had pissed myself. and to think, my night was going really well before that too.

TIFU by making tea