Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i had just finished making a round of gourmet home-made pizzas with some nice inferno chillies. after getting them in the pizza oven i wandered off to the toilet to take a piss of triumph as i waited for my gourmet pizza to be cooked. there was some chilli juice / residue of my hands which i quickly realised after i finished my business. 

fuck me. fuck me. fuck me. 

this must be what chlamydia feels like.

TIFU by not washing my hands.