Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this literally happened 30 minutes ago. i just finished cleaning up the fuck up.

i have a feeding tube due to a rare pancreatic disorder. i'm at the tail end of needing it but will sometimes still administer things like water and tylenol through it for more effective absorption if i'm needing it. 

so, if i can illustrate this right - i'm in the bathroom with the door open doing some tube stuff. i have a [lopez valve like this](http://www.amazon.com/lopez-enteral-feeding-valve-single/dp/b00iexcnpk/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?rps=1&ie=utf8&qid=1462480642&sr=8-1&keywords=lopez+valve&refinements=p_85%3a2470955011) and the off was point to the bottom clear side plugged into my tube when it was supposed to be facing the cap in the middle there on that picture. the oral syringe was plugged into the top red part. 

so when i plunged the 60ml syringe into the tube the cap blows off and a big gush of stomach juice, water, and crushed tylenol spritz like a super soaker out into the hall. right where the dog had just walked up to. 

my puppy now smells like bile juice or vomit and is certainly not happy with me. he also saw me adjusting the tubing into a belt to keep it contained and stared at it like it was his worst enemy. 

i now need to go chase puppy down and get him into the shower, he's gonna be so mad when he finds out he's getting a bath. he can't stand the water and will go to great lengths to avoid it. luckily he's 9lbs, but it's amazing how feisty 9lbs of dog can be.

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edit: if this violates the bodily fluids rule - i'll come back with it on the weekend. just thought it was appropriate because it actually happened today.

TIFU by covering my dog in bile juice ...