Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i've been seeing this girl i met through my buddy and his wife and she is a very sweet and kind. we decided tonight we'd go to my place to watch a movie. 

a little backstory:

i have a 4 year old black newfoundland dog. they're rather large, but they're big sweethearts. the only downside is that they drool a lot. when he has to go out, he will come up to you put his head down and look at you with the most loving eyes.

anyways, when she comes in (she knew about the dog) i warn her about the drool. she says a little dog drool doesn't bother her, and instantly becomes best friends with him. fast forward about 45 mins we're on the couch cuddling and he walks in and does his "i've got to go out" routine. but i didn't want him to get drool on the blanket so told him to go laydown. he leaves the room and comes back about 5 minutes later all excited and comes over to my guest. she puts her face up to his and gives him a kiss which he starts licking her face. suddenly we both get a big whiff of shit. now i'm thinking he probably made a mess downstairs and some got on his fur. she looks at her hand ~~screams~~ gasps, and runs into the bathroom. it was then i realized my dog had technically just shit on my guest. i ask if she's alright she came out with tears in her eyes and says she has to leave, slips on her shoes and jacket and just leaves.

i've tried texting her but no reply yet. i feel really bad.

 

(edit) i wrote scream, but it was more of a shocked gasp.

**update:** i talked to her today, apologized and told her it was my fault for not listening to the dog when he told me he needed to go out. she left because she was really embarrassed about getting poopy drool on her face and hands. she said she wasn't mad, she just didn't know what to do and didn't want me to be grossed out by her. we're going out for dinner this week. she really is a nice girl.

TIFU by not listening to my dog