Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened about a year ago but i only just recently started browsing reddit and came upon this sub. (apologies if i misuse any cool terms. like i said, total noob)

i work in an office at the front desk so i come in contact with everyone that comes through. this particular day i was feeling really good. i'd just started a new workout regime that had been doing wonders for my health and self-esteem. a woman and her adult daughter, who was pregnant, were in front of me and we were having polite conversation about this and that, you know, typical "single-serving" conversations (fight club reference ftw). i mentioned that my sister was expecting her second child in october and i was really excited to have another little one in the family. she proceeds to ask, "oh, that's wonderful! when are you due?" this took me by surprise, obviously, because to me i didn't look pregnant. i blanched and quickly looked down at my stomach then back up and stammered, "oh, uh...right around the same time." she smiled, gushed a bit more, and asked what gender it was, to which i replied we were keeping it a surprise. we shook hands, she took my business card, and her and her daughter were on their way.

i thought that would be the end of it. my self-esteem quickly dashed i was ready to go home and cry to my husband about how cruel the world is and how all my hard work has been for nothing. he's awesome at making me feel better and basically said "fuck what she said."

a few weeks passed and i'd totally forgotten about the incident. i was at work doing my regularly scheduled duties when a package arrived addressed to me. this is very strange considering i don't order supplies or anything for my office and thought it was a mistake. but it had our address on it so i decided to take it to my manager as i normally would. i head back to my desk and a few minutes later i hear some confused chattering coming from my manager's office. she comes out with the box which has newborn clothes, a few bottles and pacifiers and...a breast pump. i turn 10 shades of red and experience an array of emotions ranging from embarrassment, sadness, hysteria, depression, and anger. i had no response. i just stood there dumbfounded. she had been laughing i could tell, but after seeing my face she could see how upset i was. all i could do was grab the box and walk to the backroom. i saw there was a card inside so i grabbed it and threw the box on the ground. i ripped open the envelope and lo and behold it was from the lady. "congratulations on your new bundle of joy!" it said, or something to that effect. i crumpled it up and threw it in the trash. 

no one bothered me while i was back there. i did some pacing and my thoughts were racing to things like, "what the fuck??? who does she think she is??" and "a breast pump???? really???" i mean, it was a nice breast pump...but fuck! i was able to calm down and compose myself and went back out to my desk. no one asked me anything which was for the best. they all pretended like it didn't happen. 

to this day my sister still has no idea those gifts i gave her for my niece were actually meant for me. oh well. it was a nice breast pump.

 

edit: to some of the commenters-- obviously i overreacted and yes it was my fault :) thanks for pointing it out.

TIFU by admitting I was pregnant