Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this just happened. i am dual booting windows 10 and linux on my laptop and i only login to windows to play games. a few weeks (months?) ago microsoft released the god awful anniversary update which slowed down my laptop to the point i couldn't use it. so naturally, i rolled it back to a previous stable build. and i forgot about it because i use linux to complete all my uni work and windows was not having any seizures when i fired up insurgency at the end of the day.

today was my midterm exam. online. 30% of my final grade btw. i had to use a browser that needed webcam and microphone access to record while i attempted the test. and of course the fucking thing would not detect my webcam. okay. reboot. nope. still won't detect. google search says look in to device manager and find 'imaging devices' to update the driver. piece of cake. 

no imaging devices in sight.

no need to panic. reboot * 3. meanwhile manage to snag a friends' macbook. login. set everything up. browser needs adobe fucking flash. download. install. browser still needs adobe fucking flash. fuck this! the university library has quite a few computers. but they do not have computers with a damn webcam. not a single one. it has been 30 minutes since the exam started. 

run forrest run! to the computer lab. cool, they have imacs. those things have got to have a webcam. but the browser version is outdated and i need root access to update it. 

"excuse me. hi. my laptop doesn't work and i am super late for an online exam. i need to update this browser. can you please enter the admin credentials?" "sorry. we do not know about any passwords."

arrivederci, you cunts! i'll just go to the lab upstairs. greeted by 19 inch ultrawide 4k monitors. no webcams obviously. its been 45 minutes since the exam started. 

oo! the other library has laptop dispensers. i'll just use one of those! which of course has just chrome and fucking word installed. guy at front desk says you cannot install anything else on those. done. i'm going to fail the midterm and the class. get my computer out of my backpack. one last reboot. one last try. front desk guy is looking at me with pity. 

please detect. please detect. please detect.

it does! never been so happy to have seen my own face! finally start the exam more than an hour late. scored 88%. fucking windows 10!

 

obligatory fuck you microsoft!

edit: reasons.

TIFU by not updating Windows 10 before my midterm exam.