Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was a few years ago. my so at the time was coming home from being stationed out of state. i decided to bake him cookies. what a novel idea.  it's the weekend,  i have a few hours before i need to get ready so i'm chilling in a baggy hoodie and sweats. i start throwing ingredients into a plastic bowl. grab the mixer, turn it on....cookie things. this particular bowl was rather lightweight and flimsy but it was doing the job. i can do this,  no big deal. what i failed to consider was the tipsy nature of this particular bowl. i have one hand on the mixer moving it around the batter. one hand on the bowl holding it steady or so i thought. the mixer hits the bowl at a precisely excellent angle proceeding to fling the bowl in my general direction with the mixer still going and heading right towards my chest.  the mixer proceeds to grab the hoodie and boob and twists until it finally has so much fabric and boob it jams. i am at this point lying on the floor crying and laughing at the stupidity of what just happened. i just gave myself a fucking titty twister with an electronic hand mixer...wtf

edit: spelling.

TIFU by getting my boob caught in an electric hand mixer