Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory "this didn't actually happen today" line: this happened when i was a kid, but i was reminded of it because i had to reflect on some dumb mistakes i've made.

anyway, my cousin was over my house for the weekend because my mother had offered to take us to an amusement park. of course we were super excited but we had to wait a few days before we were going to go. so we occupied our time doing what kids do. we played video games for hours, rode bikes, made dumb jukes, and went outside to play and explore.

it was exploring that got me "burned". you see, my backyard at the time was filled with all sorts of tools as i was getting a tree house built in the back. the tools were scattered all over the grass and we were having some fun seeing what we could find. my cousin went searching in one direction, and i the other. he arrives at something he thinks is special so he picks it up. he calls me over and i look to see what he'd found. resting in his hands was the devil itself, or the equivalent for a kid my age. he had a click lighter on ( is that the right word? for [reference](http://www.allianceonline.co.uk/product_images/lgcl0001.jpg)). 
now let me give you some context. it was the summer. the weather had been **scorching** for the past few days, and the grass showed it. that grass probably could have caught flames that day, even without us. back to the story though....

so he picks it up and i see it resting in his hands and i kid you not, this guys eyes looked like smigel when he held the ring in his hands in lotr. i mean they were straight devilish. he was so excited. he's a year younger than me and has always been the most daring of the two of us. so he picks it up and i'm just staring thinking about what we held in our hands.

you see, i was innocent. i had never expiremented with flames before, and boy did i learn a lot that day. he decides that we must use the tool we have found to give us amusement. he lights up one piece of grass. just the tip, nothing more. it immediately burst into flames and the surrounding few tall blades catch fire. we quickly blow them out and by now our adrenaline is going through the roof. so we being the immature kids we are, don't realize that was a precursor to the future. i decide we should go to a bigger patch of grass in order to capture the full effect. big mistake #1. we light a blade of grass and within seconds there's a patch of flames roasting like a small campfire. we stare for a few seconds, dumb founded, and then i break from of my stupor and pull my cousin. i run and grab the water hose, turn it on and drag it over to our little campfire. i spray the grass expecting the flames to dwindle. they didn't. now i'm starting to panic for real. what the hell am i going to do if water can't defeat fire. i'd played quite a bit of pokemon in my days and knew that was my trump card. so then i had my second "brilliant" ( incredibly stupid) idea. we had a large stone foot that was pretty heavy for us kids. i yelled at my cousin to go and grab the stone and throw it on the fire. so he obediently runs over and throws the stone on the fire. i immediately realized i had made a mistake upon the watching the flames leap into the air. 

by this time our neighbor came out of his house to see why the hell there was smoke coming from behind his yard. he climbs his fence, peaks over and shouts, " what the hell are you guys doing?". now this really spooks us as we didn't know how to answer. i booked it to my house, ran inside and shouted fire. of course my mom comes out, and immediately turns more red than the flames. to end this part of the story, the neighbor came and watered down the flames for a while, and our damage was clearly shown. the ground was pitch black and it stayed like that for a few weeks before growing some nice green weeds.

now for the true burning. my mom was furious. i'm talking mad like wolverine in x-men origins. i mean she was pissed. she let us have it for about 30 minutes, and this is coming from the same person who let us stay up past our bed times to play video games all night, while supplying ice cream and other treats. she topped her lecture off with the worst news of all. we wouldn't be going to the amusement park. my cousin would be leaving tomorrow morning and that would be it. we were stunned, crushed, defeated, but most importantly, burned.

TIFU By messing around with fire