Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: when i was a wee-lad deep in the heart of texas, around 3rd grade i think, i had a few classmates who wore glasses. both of my parents also wore glasses, but i was "cursed" with relatively good eyesight as a kid, so i didn't think i would ever get to wear glasses and be as cool as all my friends and family. so, naturally, when the school-wide eye exams came up, i failed them on purpose. i was really quite excited to go to the eye doctor and get glasses so i could be like everyone else.

so, after a few weeks of having glasses, i got tired of having them and putting them on, so i didn't wear them for a while. well, my parents weren't going to have any of that, as they were concerned for my eyes and didn't want me to strain them when squinting (not to mention i'm sure it cost them a few hundred dollars for the glasses/optometrist visit), so they made sure i was wearing them more often. now, as an adult, wearing someone else's glasses will generally cause you mild discomfort. as a young kid whose eyes are still developing, wearing glasses that aren't meant for you could potentially change your eyesight if you wear them for a long period of time, or so they say.

turns out, by the time i remembered that i failed the eye exam on purpose to get glasses (my memory was foggy as a kid, sue me), i was already dependent on them to see most things anyway. as of today my current prescription is 20:400, far worse than either of my parents, so i think i fucked up really bad.

i was probably going to need glasses at some point in my life, but i greatly accelerated the rate at which my eyes crapped out by lying on my eye exams. never lie to your medical professionals, kids.

TIFU by pretending to have bad eyesight