Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as i was scraping the last bit of coke off my glass table, lighting yet another cigarette, having just woken up after a forty eight hour party, i realized i may have fucked up. i don't think most individuals experience reality as a struggle to feel good, they mostly just do feel good and can focus on other things. i'm a pretty basic addict and i'm proud of that, keeping most of the more dangerous drugs away from me. that being said i'm still addicted to cigarettes, an alcoholic, and a pothead. after i finally crashed for a few hours and got back up remembering the coke on the table and otherwise continuing to feel the urge to elevate my mood i reached the conclusion that i'm engaged in personal chemical warfare on myself. i try to be good to me, but the variety of drugs available makes it a complicated dance, and i can't help but feel i went wrong somewhere. don't get me wrong, my life has been beautiful and full of wonder and inexplicable events that have been a joy to experience. i'm not sure if i would have preferred to be different than i am; more responsible, less chaotic, a career to provide for my legacy and family. but the thought is tempting. i spent a few minutes remembering all the ladies i could have managed to have a relationship with if i had the resources to constantly provide for someone other than me. most of them have gone away entirely, leaving me to the fractured reality that is my life. i haven't had a girlfriend in over a decade, only ever dating anyone in highschool, though i'm still young and mostly unconcerned. i believe things will get better, i just wish it was a less rocky road i had to travel to get there.

TIFU realizing I'm engaged in chemical warfare on myself