Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i went over to my friends house to hang out and decided to lay on his bed because i was tired. so after chatting for a bit and without a word of warning about what i was gonna do, i head to his room and jump on his bed. my friend makes a weird horrified noise like he was gonna warn me of something but it was too late. he proceeds to be horrified and i ask him whats up. he then tells me he had just jerked it and hadn't changed the sheets. i then jump up off the bed and find a wet spot on my shirt. i then washed up and changed clothes asap and took off swearing him too secrecy. this was a week ago. we talked today. were cool but he still hints to it even though he said he'd never bring it up. also hes swears i put my face in his jizz too but i did not (thank god, i couldn't live that down if it happened). i would find all this amusing if it wasn't me but it does involve me so i don't. ahh fuck it, i hope it gives you guys a good laugh.

TIFU by laying in my friends jizz