Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am happy to say that this did not happen to me today, or recently for that matter. i was 7 or so at the time.

growing up, my family didn't have a toaster for some reason. we always made toast out of the oven, and i didn't think it was weird. one weekend morning, me and my brother got up early and i had a craving for toast. both of us being 7, we still were not allowed to use the oven, let alone when our parents weren't even awake yet. still, i  wanted some toast.

then 7 year old me got an idea. first, being the gentleman i was, i asked if brother wanted any toast. his first rational thoughts are "2brostudio, how are you going to do that? what are you doing?" i just left him with a "oh you'll see" and he went back to doing whatever he was doing. he always did like watching me try and fail at things so he didn't make the same embarrassing mistakes i do.

i take some bread, put it on a plate, and smugly put it into the microwave. i turn it on for the max amount of time: 3 minutes. the little einstein in me was thinking "that won't, i need more time!" so i started spamming the "add 30 seconds" button until it reached, like, 9 minutes. to be fair, i had no intention of keeping it in there for all that time. i was going to take it out early and go on my merry way.

i'm just chilling in the kitchen, occasionally checking on it to see when it would turn golden brown. after 3 minutes or so, nothing's happened, so i walk away for two seconds when i hear a gunshot go off. i turn around, and nope, turns out it was the ceramic plate snapping in half. the toast and the plate must have turned pale white to smoldering black in about 4 seconds, so in the end i did achieve toast-status. of course, then i had to do the walk of shame and wake my parents up early on a saturday and explain how i managed to microwave a plate to death.

TIFU by making toast in the microwave.