Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so about 8pm my coursemate and good friend (who had been drinking since 3pm) messages me to come to his for a few beverages. i get there for 9pm and we get a few drinks in before he recieves a message from a work mate of his that they are at the pub (a local wetherspoons for fellow uk people). we decide "fuck it" even though he is very drunk and head off at 10 pm. 

we arrive and find his work mates. this includes 4 geordie girls (anyone who has seen geordie shore can understand the attitude of these girls). so i'm chatting shit as per the norm after a few pints and my friend, let's call him jack, starts to pass out in the pub. i leave jack to it expecting him to enjoy a 20 min rest and get back to it, however he stands up bolt right after 15mins of unconsciousness and declares he's leaving. he staggered out of the pub like an emperor penguin with a stitch.

so i am left with 4 of his mates drinking away and getting on very well with the most attractive of the 4(solid 8/10). continue to another pub where we drink till 3am and she keeps talking about how she acts when she goes home with someone. me being drunk didn't realise she was trying to give me a heads up that she wants to go home with me. 

so we grab some food and the girls head of and i stubble home (rather annoyed i didn't get any where). 2 mins of getting into the house and the 8/10 snap chats me (we exchanged earlier in the night) her getting changed for bed. this is probably on of the sexiest lingerie pics i've ever seen! the tag line was "next time i'm in manchester you've gotta give me a shout". 

now i'm laying in bed typing this out thinking about the sex i could've been having...

TIFU and now I lay alone eating a depressing chicken burger