Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened last may, and as i have recently discovered 
reddit, i thought i would share my story.

so here i am, as a high school student, thinking i can be cool by jumping over a table to get to the door faster, since no one else was in the room. as i am jumping, i hit my knee going over. no big deal, right? turns out, i had vasovagal syncope (stupid shit makes you faint), and as i walk out into the hall of ~100 people i know walking to lunch, i do a perfect face plant onto tile floors. similar to how rock crushes scissors, floor crushed face. i, without any memory of what happened, wake up on the floor, and immediately feel the pain. i move my hand to my mouth and feel teeth just about everywhere. i couldn't even bite down more than halfway without hitting teeth together. 

naturally, i start swearing profusely paying no attention to the teachers surrounding me trying to help. they wheeled me up to the nurses office, and then i get driven to a dentist by my parents where my teeth are shoved back into my face, and with a wire bonded on the front to keep them in. 

after all has settled, i found out that in the process i had chipped one tooth, broke another in half, and almost completely dislodged a third. in addition to that, i find out that all the teeth in my upper jaw have re-arranged themselves, and that i would be needing two root canals, for each of my front teeth, another operation to crown the tooth that chipped (the broken in half one was repaired in the initial emergency procedure), and finally my third set of braces. a year later i am now finally getting the braces off, and have learned my lesson that when my hearing sounds 'blurred,' like in the movie scenes where the main character is drugged and blundering around, i should sit down. 

edit-friend pointed out to me the floors were tile, not marble, makes a bit more sense for a public school.

 

edit 2: i finally got the braces off, and it's all settled down after almost exactly 10 months of dental work.

TIFU by Jumping over a table to look cool