Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: one of my goals in life is to become a responsible adult. today, i thought i'd be a responsible adult by washing and folding the huge pile of sheets, towels, and linens that have been on the basement floor ever since my boyfriend and i moved into our new place.

the first load was in the dryer and the second load was in the washing machine when i spotted [this](http://imgur.com/flvt3mq) on the floor. 

"hey, that looks like a lock of my hair," i thought.

only later did i realize the true implications of what i saw.

half an hour later, i'm checking the first load of sheets out in the dryer when [this]( http://imgur.com/mnoa0lz) falls on the floor. 

apparently, at some point in the forgotten past, i had cut off my (long) ponytail and decided to tuck it away as some kind of memento. which is weird and kind of gross, i know, but now things were weirder and grosser: there was a fluffy four inch freshly laundered hairball on the ground in front of me, and everything in the dryer is covered in a thin layer of my old hair. hairy sheets, hairy pillowcases, hairy dishtowels...

the lint screen was an abomination: half fuzzy, half hairy, like the untimely doom of some kind of terrible little creature. the inside of the dryer was also coated in hot, dry, staticky hair. 

 i cleaned off as much as i could. some of the sheets shook it off easily, but the terry cloth towels and flannel pillowcases are still noticeably hairy. i ran two more loads of laundry, and cleaned more hair out of the dryer each time.

i'm rewashing the hairier things tonight. hopefully that will get rid of most of it  but if it doesn't? 

am i going to have to confess to my boyfriend that his girlfriend is a weird hair-hoarding freak? or will he just get more and more confused when his socks and boxers start come out of the dryer covered in thin layers of blond hair?

TIFU by washing my hair.