Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: every year for some reason theres always birds living in my attic. they constantly shit on my car parked below them and make so much noise in the morning (my room is right below the attic) so this year i had enough. since there was no way to get up in the attic i had to attack from outside. i loaded my old supersoaker with water and sprayed the hell out of em to try to get them to leave. here is where the tifu happens.

like a bat out of hell the momma bird bursts out of the attic and banzai charges me. completely taken by surprise i run into the garage and shut the door behind me. the damn bird kept barraging my window. unfortunately it gets worse.

the garage door that leads into the house is locked from the other side. no worries ill just use my cell and call my gf who is inside to come open it. but of course my cellphone is inside. the bird than proceeds to wait me out (while shitting on my windowsill) for 4 hours before i could hear my gf yelling my name. after answering her calls she opens the door but by the time i get my phone to take pics the bird was gone, but here are the [aftermath photos.](http://imgur.com/a/nrvhb)

 

edit: forgot to add that a) this happened 15 minutes ago, and b) the bird also attacked my back window and is [eyeing me as i write this](http://i.imgur.com/j8o2mlp.jpg)

TIFU By pissing off a mother robin