Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened just now.  my parents got divorced when i was 8. my mom was always a violent asshole and my dad would protect us (me and my two siblings) from that kinda shit. i'm the middle child so i was born fucked. my dad left and now there's nobody to calm my mom down.  my little bro and older sis are rly cool and i'm just on the outside mostly. its ok though i have my music. so as you can already guess i'm not on the best terms with my family. so i try to stay in my room mostly and not socialise much (with anyone, i have four friends). so my mom being the violent and abusive (physically and emotionally {mostly to me}) person she is starts yelling at my lil bro cuz he's laughing "you guys never take anything seriously, you think life is a fucking joke?" i interrupt her, telling him not to laugh cuz he might get hit. and she goes off on me.i'm trying my best to run when she fucking bites me on the back so i can't pull away (it wasn't too bad it only hurts when i exist). so she eventually let's go and i run into my sister's room, she thinks that wenever my mom is kicking my ass she can just jump in, so i run in there and huddle in the corner tryna block punches when my sister starts squeezing my fucking balls. she was really getting into it too, adding a twist for good measure. at this point my mom is biting me again and i stop screaming cuz the pain is too much. i just stare blankly into space. eventually they get bored and start cleaning up all the broken glass and shit from me tryna get my mom's teeth out of my back. they're playing music and mimicking my screams. that's the last time i break the golden rule.

TIFU by breaking the golden rule