Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: recently i was hired on as a sales lead for a retailer. the pay is okay, and the job is not too shabby when the line of work is considered. i’ve already become friends with most of my team, and this even includes the manager who holds a reputation of fear-mongering and hard-lined dictatorship within the store. frankly, i just think he holds everyone to a high standard of performance, and that he likes to acknowledge success.  



   to the point: my boss is redoing his whole house. this involves creating a brand new, state of the art, media room. fancy gadgets and shit. i live about a mile and a half away from him, he knows i drive a truck, and he also knows i probably have fuck-all to do on a tuesday night after work. therefore he logically asked me if i'd mind bringing his fancy 66 inch smart television - complete with wi-fi, netflix apps, and ear-splitting surround sound audio system - home? well, shit, boss. sure. we toss the television in the back of my tacoma and i start to follow him home. since i don't want to wreck the tv, i'm careful to drive the speed limit, i ignore the incoming texts on my phone, and i follow my boss from a safe distance. my technique is flawless. but then it happens. the most obnoxious commercial comes on for a local travel company. something about cruises to mexico, complete with the loud wailing of the ship's horn. it's unbearable. i need to kill it. i look to my radio and mash the cd button with the force and fury of a freshly castrated minotaur. i sigh relief.   


  **smash!** in my sudden and totally unnecessary frustration with my audio, i neglected to notice my boss had stopped at a green light. evidently, the car in front of him had decided it was the right time to take an unprotected left turn... without using a blinker. i ram my bosses honda into the offender with my full speed. i’m punched in the face by a canvas sack. the scent of firecrackers fill my nose. oops.  

  
upon reviewing the damage, my truck suffered a dented bumper. a crumpled fender was the final result for the transgressor. my boss? totaled car. his television? pretty glass shards refracting light over various electronic components inside the wreckage of what’s now a very expensive cardboard box.  


 
looked away for a second driving, destroyed bosses car. i'm taking tomorrow off.

TIFU by totaling my bosses car... with my car.