Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok disclaimer this was one year ago but the other cat tifu made me relive this horrifying moment. 

i was running late for work and was trying to prepare a super quick breakfast. as i'm grabbing the english muffin out of the toaster oven i notice my cat is on the counter where he is definitely not supposed to be. so i lightly push him towards the edge of the counter, but in that very moment he decides to leap off the counter. somehow this light shove and leaping causes his anal gland to express in an arc that hit me directly in the face. it was the most foul stench i have ever smelled. i immediately started gagging and ran to the bathroom to wash it off, while screaming to my so "the cat's anal juice is on my face, i think it's in my eye, fuck!". i made it into work late, makeup less, and smelling faintly of rancid ass juice. 

my cat is allowed on the counter now

TIFU by pushing my cat off the counter