Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened yesterday at chicago pride.  i had met up with some coworkers after marching in the parade.  they were still watching near the end so i joined them and played a game of catch up on drinking since i hadn't been up until that point.  this is a game that usually involves drinking too quickly and getting overly drunk before realizing i've drunk too much.  not a good game to play around coworkers.

anyways, insert 4th coworker joining the party.  he brought a god damn bottle of red wine with no corkscew.  he's thinking he's going to go at it with a key.  i, however, being the brilliant lady that i am, have seen [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1wrom-of9w) (its the wine bottle in shoe, bang against the wall trick) and insist i can get it open for him.  i've even successfully done it once before, so i figure i'm an old pro.

go to the wall of a building, take off my shoe and give it a few good hits, corkscrew isn't budging, at all.  say as much, we both doubt it will work, but i want to give it a few more good hits before i give up.  must have hit too hard or something, but the wine bottle shatters suddenly, wine all over me.  coworkers ask if i'm ok, point out that i'm bleeding, quite a bit, have a pretty deep cut on my finger.  run into 7eleven, no bathroom available; grab napkins, buy some water, bandaids, a new alcoholic drink for my coworker and clean up.  slip my shoe back on, yep, piece of glass in there cut into my big toe a bit too.  claim defeat for the day, get myself home, showered and pass the fuck out.  i am now taking a half day from work.

TIFU by trying to open a coworkers wine bottle