Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: unlike a lot of tifu stories, this happened about 2 hours ago, and i guess i'm feeling better? a little back story, i quit my factory job because i'm leaving for the navy in 3 weeks now, so on the side for a little extra cash, i'm helping my older brother out at the local a&w, as i worked there 3 years before getting my factory job. most the cooks are in school, so  for the morning shifts initially it was just him, so i'm covering space.

we get a truck today, so we have to go in at 5:30 am, so i wake up at 4 and make a nice big breakfast. go in, unload the truck, and corporate is coming in tomorrow, so we spent the time till opening (11:00 am) cleaning and wiping down stuff.

opening at a restaurant with the boss out of town has some benefits. for example, we make breakfast for ourselves since we have the entire supply of food to work with. yesterday when we came in, i saute'd up some onions and mushrooms for our deli burger, and today i wanted to have some with my burger. which happened to be my fuck up.

i don't know why, but  for whatever reason those mushrooms were bad. they didn't taste like it, but they were. i was good for about 10 minutes after we made ourselves breakfast, my brother was mid story about some spooky shit that happens in the mornings sometimes, when my stomach went from 0 to 'fuck you sir' over the course of 3 seconds.

i've had stomach aches when i was little, but this was far worse. it was a deep sharp pain that just kept getting worse. finally i come to the ultimatum that if i don't force myself to puke i'm going to die. i run to the bathroom and start forcing myself to puke. (i taught myself how to puke on command, to an extent, to get out of school sometimes) after dry heaving for a minute or so, the flood gates are released, and i blow my brains out via my stomach. it was helping, but i knew there was more to be done....i continued, when three solid mushrooms come out of my mouth. "interesting", i thought, just as they splashed into the toilet....throwing everything back in my face. i then proceed to puke furiously, and scream in disgust, for obvious reasons.

after that, went home, and here i am. my stomach doesn't feel too good, but its definitely better than what it was, so that's nice.

 

edit: they weren't whole mushrooms, only slices. bad phrasing.

TIFU: By Eating Day old mushrooms.