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Input: Text: i was originally going to post this as a comment to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/askreddit/comments/3scsey/what_is_the_weirdest_thing_youve_ever_woken_up_to/) thread, but i thought it might make for a good tifu read instead.

like most, not today, but ~15 years ago. i was a dod contractor working on naval bases. we were stationed in crete at the time and this happened:

we were working in crete, and while it was a coastal city and plenty of fun by itself, we decided one weekend to hit up one of the more touristy "party" towns about 50k away.
we got there no problem and were having a blast hitting up the clubs getting silly. then, some guy offered us what he said was ecstasy. we all took it and about 30 mins later, that's all i remember.

i woke up inside the car we drove there in, but for whatever reason, couldn't get out. i don't know if it was a child-safety thing, but i couldn't open the doors or the hatchback from the inside. i soon realized i had lost my cell phone, and after a bit of panic, i finally sat back and tried to piece together the night.
all i could remember after taking what he gave us was wandering around looking for the car who knows how many hours later. in hindsight, i think what we took was straight ghb.

so i sat there for about an hour or so, thinking the other guys would eventually arrive, but after a while (it was late morning when i woke up) it started getting really hot. the windows were up and, of course, i couldn't control them either. i started getting really claustrophobic and panicky.

i finally started banging on the windows to get the attention of random passers-by. most spoke very limited english, and i spoke almost no greek, but i kept saying "cops" hoping someone would get the idea. now mind you, i'm a little freaked out at this point and probably look completely insane banging on the windows from the inside trying to talk to people.

i don't know who called it in, or what they reported, but finally two officers arrived and they didn't look like they were there to help. they spoke limited english and pretty much thought i was insane and/or a thief that somehow got locked in the car.

after a while of pretty much mockingly questioning me who i was and what i was doing, they finally got a tool and jimmied the door. once i got out into some fresh air, i calmed down immensely. i was finally able to show them my passport (which luckily i held onto and also had a sticker on it from the naval base we were working on) after a while of explaining what happened, including taking whatever that guy gave us, they both just laughed with a "stupid tourist" tone and finally left me to my own devices.

finally the rest of the guys arrived; they all woke up in some strange house, miles away. they were all passed out in the living room of some house, and after waking each other up, realized they had no idea what happened, freaked out and bugged out of there without seeing anyone.

they wandered around for a while, and finally found a gas station that pointed them towards the hotel we were supposed to be staying in. they walked for a few hours to get back. the only other guy who had a cell phone had lost his, another didn't have his wallet, and the last couldn't find his passport (that was a nightmare in itself).

luckily the keys survived the night and we were able to drive home. we had paid for the hotel for the weekend (this was a friday) but after what happened, none of us had any thoughts of staying there another night.

i still don't know today if we were the target of some "hostel" like operation, or if it was just some street urchin passing off bunk drugs, but the lesson is- don't take drugs from strangers kids.

TIFU by taking drugs from a stranger in a foreign country