Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i took my girlfriend to this party tonight. we haven't been out or done anything for a while since we both work constantly and i thought it might be fun. it went great at first. she went and talked to some people and we played some beer pong together. i guess it started with me talking to another girl. i know your probably thinking she got jealous or whatever but that's not it at all. so this girl i'm talking to is 16 and we found out recently that she was in a secret relationship with my 19yr old brother until he left for college. anyway, we talk about it the whole time and she's filling me in on the details. i honestly didn't believe most of it untested showed me pictures. at some point she tells me that they boned in my bed. honestly i found it funny since me and my girlfriend boned in his bed. fast forward until a little later. everyone's leaving and me and my girl get in my truck and prepare to head out. she's got this four loko in her hand and i tell her to toss it out or finish it. i don't want to get busted for open container. she refuses and asks me what this girl and i were talking about. so i sort of skim over our conversation and then decide to tell her that this girl and my brother slept in our bed together because i think it's funny. she freaks. she's screaming about how she's going to beat her ass and trying to get out of the truck. i chuckle at first, grab her sweatshirt and pull her into the truck while i wait for her to calm down. then she realizes that the girl left and gets back, drops the loko and spills it all over the seat. the truck has been running in park this whole time because it's cold and she leans over and grabs the shifter putting it in drive. i keep trying to grab her hand and stop her but she's to fast. then she leans down and pushes the fucking gas with her hand. the engine roars but i've got my foot on the break. i should add that there wasn't anything except a ditch in front of us. so i finally manage to stop her and pull her up. by this time the can has half emptied into the seat. i grab it and chuck it out the window. my whole truck now smells like alcohol. she starts yelling and demanding to go get it. after like five separate attempts i thought she'd finally quit so i put the truck in reverse. while i'm backing out she opens the door and runs to where i threw it. i go and park the truck again and get out. by this time she's over talking to the last few stragglers about how i'm mad at her and probably going to hit her. i've never intentionally hurt her in my life and yet here she is telling strangers that i'm going to beat her when i get home. i hear all of this as i march to her. halfway there, this guy cuts me off and tells me he'll drive her home. i tell him to fuck off and he softens a bit saying he's leaving in the morning and if she wants to stay he'll drop her off. i ignore him and walk around. by now i'm so pissed that i could have killed someone. i tell her it's time to go and she walks with me back to my truck. we get in and i tell her to put on her seatbelt. she refuses and keeps asking me if i'm mad. so i tell her over and over to put on her seatbelt and she just keeps ignoring me. i finally let it go and start driving. then she strips totally naked and demands that we have sex right there. i'm driving 60mph on the highway mind you. i tell her no over and over while she tries to unbutton my pants and i try to fight her off. then she starts turning the radio up as loud as it'll go. over and over i turn it off and she turns it up to full volume. we finally get into town and she's pulled her clothes back on. still attempting to get my pants off and saying she's going to beat the shit out of this girl. then she sees mcdonalds and asks to stop. i get sort of relieved hoping that some food will calm her down and sober her up. when i pull into the parking lot she puts on her hoodie, jumps from the moving truck and runs off into the night. i pull into a spot quickly and run after her. she's no where to be found. once i circle to the back i see her inside and walk in. she's already ordered $20 worth of food and guess who has to pay? so she's still trying to order more when i cut her off and tell the cashier we don't need anymore. she says we do and the cashier gets confused as to whom to listen to. after ringing up 6 more cookies i get her to stop and then pay for the damn food. i calmed down a little even thou she was doing her best to annoy me while we waited. i get a bag to take the rest home since a she's ordered like 9 sandwiches and we start the drive to my place. it's only a short drive  back. she starts asking if i'm mad again. i ignore her and then she tells me she'll get out if i am. i stop the truck in the road and she gets out. i slam the door and drive off. it's only a 5min walk anyway. now i can literally hear her trying to pick open the bathroom lock. guess she made it back. looks like i might be making an update to this tifu. godamnit. 

 
update: so she showed up at the house and told me she went into an apartment complex and laid on the floor in the laundry room. some lady came in and told her to leave or she'd call the cops. my girlfriend told her to go ahead and do it. then came back to my house and insisted on shoving handfuls of frenchfries into my underwear and rubbing a mcdouble on my dick. i went downstairs to escape this madness and happened to hear the sound of my truck roaring to life outside. she'd found my key and was attempting to go.. somewhere.

Tifu by taking my girlfriend to a party.