Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: for once this actually happened today

anyway so, at 5am this morning to took my gf into work. she works in a coffee shop inside a supermarket in a local retail park (inside a simulation. for r/rickandmorty fans) now i'm not normally one to use public restrooms but i've been holding this poop in since yesterday so i didn't have much choice, i had to use the supermarket restrooms. 
as i open the door the automatic lights flicker on, pull down my kecks & sit down. take out my phone and start browsing reddit, as per. as you do i must have got carried away. twenty minutes later... bam, darkness. the automatic lights have gone off. no biggie, i'll just activate the sensor. so i'm waving my arms around, pushing the stall door open, nothing. the sensor is behind a pillar at the entrance to the toilets. so i'm there struggling to use my phone torch to fold my toilet roll one handed when suddenly i hear the door go, the lights flicker on. so i'm sat there and i think "okay, the lights are on but if i leave now that person is going to see me and wonder why the hell i was sat in a restroom in the dark" so i decide to wait it out hoping they won't try to enter my cubicle so i can stay quiet. thing is this person took forever to leave! so i'm waiting, wondering what the hell they're doing, ten minutes later i hear them walking towards my cubicle, they stop outside for a few seconds, i've never been so nervous. much to my despair they jiggle the lock, oh no! "sorry, i'm in here" i said quietly, so my cover's blown but at least they can't put a face to the phantom pooper. eventually they leave. it's about twenty to six now and my gf told me not to be too long because she had to use the loo and couldn't leave the coffee shop unattended. so i rush out the door and there, looking me dead in the eye was the cleaning lady... that's why the mystery person took so long, she was cleaning! so now she knows my face and the fact i spent forty minutes in a toilet at 5am on a saturday morning. (i go to that supermarket everyday to pick up/drop of my gf and see the cleaning lady almost every time) i make my way back to the coffee shop and there's my gf, glaring at me with a queue out the door i tried to explain but now she's not speaking to me and i have a reputation as a restroom weirdo.

 

edit: forgot to mention i'm going to the supermarkets staff do tonight, hope the cleaning lady isn't there

Tifu by spending too long pooping. Possibly NSFW