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okay, this is my first post. here goes. this happened about 2/3 weeks ago (can't remember exactly)

so i just started uni a few months ago, studying a beng in aerospace engineering. it's going pretty good. i'm comfortable with the course content, and what's more - i have found some sci-fi/gamer/(in one case)anime friends here too. they're in most of my lectures, so i'm not lonely like i was in sixth-form :p

now, one of them's called j (no full names here). he is the most available friend out of the whole group (as in, he's got the most free time whenever i have it, so we hang-out and sometimes work together on a regular basis). one time, we found out that we had a room change (or atleast, the routine that we usually follow for mondays was different this time around), meaning that we were in the simulator labs instead of the peh, so j and i went over to there; however, we arrived about 30 minuted early. with nothing to do, we **stood around and had idle chatter**. bear in mind, that the entrance to this room was a set of then-half open double-doors, which were tucked away in the 'corner' of the hallway, meaning that you have to attack them head-on if you were coming from a certain direction. this is the first part of the fuck up. well, i say i; we- where we fucked up (me and j). anyway;

we have a lecturer called r (again, no full names). he's a former raf serviceman, and an absolute joker at that. this guy is seriously too good for this earth. always cracking jokes during lectures, always presented them very well, too, etc. basically, everyone hearts r.

the simulator labs (merlin simulator, as well as some student projects) also had an aerospace staff office above it, so naturally, aerospace staff would be going in and out of there. r just so happened to come along, wanting to get into the lab. this is the when the second part of the fuck up took place.

j and i moved out of r's way in order to let him through (because we were in-front of the doorway), and in doing so, it happened.
we moved out of the way, in such a way, **that r had to attack the doors at such an *angle*, that he couldn't see anything behind the doors** (which were half-open at the time), and that also, anyone coming *out* couldn't see anyone wanting to come *in* either. i think that you can see where this is going.

r was just about to go into the room, when suddenly - a rather unprepared girl had also approached from the other side. before me and j realized what had happened - blam.

they were about a quarter of an inch away from making facial contact. it was that fucking close. i swear, any closer, and the girl would have just got a free lecture on mid-air collisions. ouch.

the poor girl went bright red, and quickly covered her face in embarrassment shortly before scampering off. luckily, r didn't say a word (to the point where i don't think that he actually blames us two for the incident, even though *i* think that we actually *are* the cause), but ever since then, i have been wearing a different jacket than i was on the day, just in case (though that's just because i'm a paranoid fool!)! though it's not like he'd remember us two out of all the hundreds of aerospace students he lectures on a day-to-day basis, based purely on a 10-second calamity.

however, straight afterwards j described the incident as them two having literally, quote, "almost kissed". this did not help :/

since then, i have decided to keep the incident to myself. that is until just now, because lol internet. sharing is caring.

TIFU ; by standing in the corridor in the wrong place at the wrong time