Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, this may not completely fall under the category of me doing something incredibly stupid, but i should have been paying attention to the fucker.
this morning on my way to work i was walking down the sidewalk. i see this guy walking towards me. to say this guy looked like he has been awake for the past 3 days doing meth would be spot on. he looked ragged, he was wearing this tattered green jacket and just looked off. i had just woken up and was not really fully awake yet. i'm minding my own business and not doing anything to this guy. as i start to pass by this guy, he looks directly at me with batshit crazy eyes and he punches me in the fucking throat. the fucking throat. the asshole does one of those wild jump punches. it really fucking hurt. and i was so surprised i no idea what to do. i turn around as this drugged out fucker is running away screaming at me, "fuck you, asshole!" i just stood there for about 5 minutes trying to figure out what i should do and if i did something to set this guy off. my throat really hurts now.

TIFU by not paying attention to the tweaker walking down the street.