Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fu actually happened today, on my work break.

currently, i am a nursing assistant at a nursing home. about a week ago, i finally plucked the courage to get my septum pierced. i haven't had any problems with it, and i make sure the area is clean throughout the day. so, during one of those cleaning regimes - i retreat to the staff bathroom on my break to bring down my septum piercing (i flip it up during work to conceal it). as i'm sniffing and doing general nose stuff, one of the cleaners and biggest workplace gossips walks in. 

"oh, it's only you." i say, laughing. i was just glad it wasn't one of the bosses - they hate piercings and body mods.

she gives me this strange look but kind of dismisses what i said, then questions what i was doing.

"oh you know, breaking the rules." i laugh again, assuming this cleaner knows i have a piercing. i was almost certain she had seen it before. 

she gives me another weird look as i dab my nose with a tissue (i also had the sniffles) and kind of scurries out the door. weird. i forget about it and go back to work. 

about half an hour later, one of the big bosses pulls me aside and asks me to meet with her in the office. she's watching me as we're walking and, being me, i'm always super cheerful and whatever. i must seem.. high, sometimes.

as soon as we get into the office, she questions if i take drugs. i'm like, whaaaaaaat. no, i don't. she then let's me know a coworker has had suspicions that i have been doing cocaine whilst on work premises.

i just roll out with the whole piercing thing and blah blah but my boss kind of buys it and kind of doesn't. so i have to show her the piercing. 

i'm still getting weird looks.

TIFU by cleaning my septum piercing in the staff bathroom.