Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: first time poster and an earlier fu reminded me of this story so i thought i would share, so forgive me for slaughtering this. but like most fuck ups this happened a few years back.

it was a glistening summer day in san diego, ca. the sun is shining, the birds are chirping so why not go to blacks beach.
blacks beach is san diego's main spot for the elderly to sun tan there lathery skin in the nude, so why not go haha. the quickest way in and out of blacks beach is up the mountains shittly made sand stairs. 

we finally make our treacherous descent into blacks beach, my cousin brings up the bright idea lets go streaking nude into the beach, he drops his bottoms and makes a fill sprint into the ocean. one not be outdone i drop my shorts and sprint to shore with my nuts flapping in the wind unleashing an animalistic roar. i dive into the ocean and i'm frolicking in the waves finally feeling what true freedom really is. the water was shining off my golden bronze like body, nothing could fuck up this golden moment of freedom.

this is where i fuck up, i take a step to yell at my pussy friends to get into the ocean. as i step my foot down i fell something silky and a sharp stab into my ankle and i knew it was a sting ray. i yell in agony "why have the gods cursed me!" my cousin sprints off naked towards the life guards, while i crawl my naked trembling self to shore. i see the life guards approach me with the look of "i hate working this fucking beach." here i am in the nude sand in places it shouldn't be with a wound in my ankle.

the lifeguards proceed to inform me california is broke and they don't have any bandages to wrap my ankle with, but they have duct tape. fuck it, duct tape fixes everything right? the life guards presume to wrap my ankle with duct tape and tell me your shit out of luck kid. i ask them if they there is an easy way out, they tell me "no its all the way back up the mountain." which i'm sure is bullshit. so here i am in excruciating pain hobbling up a mountain with one foot. at least some dudes at bottom offered me some free weed to ease the pain. unfortunately i didn't smoke since i was heading at to basic training soon after.

here is a picture of a small portion up: [imgur](http://i.imgur.com/tsqnld9.jpg)

TIFU by going to a nude beach