Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so unlike most posts on here, this happened very early this morning...

the day prior to today i found out that my medication (wellbutrin) caused me to have severe full body itches to the point where i was digging into the skin and drawing blood. to combat this i purchased a bottle of "sting-eze" which comes in a yellow and green eye dropper bottle that says "do not get in eyes" right on the label.

i forgot that this bottle was on my nightstand right next to my bottle of eye drops, which i use quite frequently as i get dry eyes during the night. as fate would have it, i rolled over at 3am and reached for the bottle and ended up with the nearly identical sting-eze bottle. being that it's dark, i open it up and proceed to squeeze a generous amount into my eye. a few seconds pass and then it hits me...

first the slight sting, like you got a bit of dirt in your eye, so i rub it around a bit to see if maybe something fell in my eye. this was a mistake.

then it hit me. it feels just let when you cut up some jalapeno peppers and forget to wash your hands and touch your eyes. exactly like that. so i turn on the light and immediately realize my mistake. that eye still cannot open fully as it hurts so bad even after flushing it and i have a job interview in a half hour.

tifu fml.

[heres a comparison pic of the two bottles. notice "do not get in eyes".](http://i.imgur.com/onz45le.jpg)

edit: also, i have no insurance and as i am unemployed i cannot afford to go to the doctor. ;'(

TIFU by confusing antiseptic as eyedrops and squirted it into my eye at 3AM. I still can't open that eye and I have a job interview in a half hour.