Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory this didn't happen today, but it did all culminate and come to a head today. so i got this heirloom jade ring, the jade came from a truly massive boulder my great grandfather and grandfather found, that i'm planning on asking my girlfriend to marry me with. she's already seen the ring to make sure she liked the setting and everything because jade is very non traditional.

well i was keeping it in my coat pocket with the sealing flap. now i can't find the ring and i've known it wasn't in the pocket for a little while, but i have a serious procrastination streak. my room is trashed and is the only place it could be, but i let slip that it's missing tonight and my girlfriend is understandably upset. especially considering i was planning on asking her this weekend when she graduates from college.

 

edit: http://imgur.com/cqlmafo here's a picture of it, prior to my dumbassery.

TIFU By Losing My Heirloom Engagement Ring