Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: recently we got a dog, and it's an idiot. so i now spend a considerable amount of time each day making sure it doesn't eat chocolate, raisins, and my sister's shoes. as a result, i'm now used to, whenever i drop something, immediately putting my foot on it so it doesn't fall victim to the pup o' doom. so when my phone slipped out of my pocket yesterday, it was inevitable really that i would stomp on it as hard as i could.

rip my shitty nokia lumia, 2014-2016.


for reference:

[dog](http://i.imgur.com/pujprcv.jpg)  
[angered dog of death and destruction](http://i.imgur.com/depu7l2.jpg)

TIFU By stamping on my phone.