Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i was at work (custodial), and in our office we have an emergency stretcher. i've never been injured enough to really need to be on one, so i got it, stuck it on the ground, and had my co-worker strap me in. i sat there for about 5 minutes, just thinking of how i would get out. i tried rocking back and forth, taking my arms out, etc. i was impressed with how well it held me in.

after that time, my coworker decided to see if i could stand up while still strapped in. he lifted me up, made sure i was upright, and then walked away. i took one mini step, and then proceeded to to start falling forward. well, if i had use of my arms, i would have caught myself. however, i only had use of my chin, so i caught myself that way. i went full 6' straight speed to the ground, and boom! i was down. 

i opened my eyes, spit out a ton of blood, and then tried to get out. my co-worker was freaking out and trembled as he unstrapped me. i got up, looked in the mirror, and saw my actual jaw bone in my now badly split chin. i then proceeded to push in one of my front teeth and made sure that the others were fine. (they weren't) i broke another tooth all the way (soon to have an implant), and my teeth are currently wired together for the next few weeks. 

time passes, and i found out i don't qualify for workers comp because i was being an idiot. so, there we have it. don't deliberately give up your ability to move, because life will seize the day.

 

edit: structure and spelling

TIFU by letting my friend strap me to a stretcher