Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: using an alt account because i have friends who are redditors and know my regular username.

okay, so this actually happened four years ago, during a cold winter. this is all in texas, so the temperature can fluctuate like a mofo. i had a friend, a close friend, who was the only person i could ever really talk to very well. all the things that i wouldn't talk to other people about, i could talk to her about, and she was one of the only people who i never felt like i had to wear a mask around. basically, i was crushing hard. like, dreaming about her and shit. i never did anything about it, however. why? simple, because i was and still am a frightened little pussy. so we remained just friends for quite a long time.

after a while, she actually attempted to move our relationship up a level. she asked me out on a date. as she did so, we both visibly reddened. i was ecstatic, though i didn't show it through my overwhelming embarrassment. she had finally taken the step that i was too chicken-shit to take myself. we decided to just go to a small local coffee shop, and set the date for two weeks later, as she was going out of town for a family reunion soon. well, over the time that she was gone, i came down with the flu. i had never had the flu before, and of course my first time to ever get it was then. i was beating myself for putting off getting a flu shot for as long as i did, but at this point it didn't matter. i was aching, coughing and struggling to do much of anything. of course, i had to call her and cancel, no matter how much i didn't want to. i had hoped that maybe once i had recuperated we could reschedule the date. quite retardedly, however, i never thought to contact her and suggest that.

fairly soon after, possibly even before i was well, she met someone else online, and started going out with him. i say going out, but since they lived quite far apart, it was just chatting online. it ruined my chance at a relationship, however. now, it's four years later, we're both twenty, she's moved away and is still seeing him, and i've been alone ever since.

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TIFU by getting the flu.