Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i noticed some carpenter bees had decided to take up residence in my mother's porch eaves. i got some spray, climbed ladder and sprayed the closest hole. nothing. i thought maybe it was just an old one and decided to check out the other holes. 
     as i was climbing down the ladder, i heard buzzing. i hopped down and started to walk away from the ladder. the buzzing was still right behind me, so i kinda speed walked to the driveway (about 10ft away). buzzing. holy shit, i think, this thing is stalking me! 
     now i start jogging away. buzzing. i start running around, doing quick turns and fakes to try and lose this bee, who must be on some death-spray induced vengeance mode. 
     then it occurred to me. this thing is on the back of my shirt. as this thought hits me, i feel it legs on the back of my neck. then a pinch. i bug out. i start running around in a circle while trying to rip my shirt off.  i still had enough sense to try to keep my shirt from touching my neck, fearing that i could push the bee into my ear. oh, and its still biting me. 
     i somehow jumped backwards into the air and landed on my back in the grass hard enough to knock wind out of me (lucky it wasn't the pavement). i finished ripping my shirt off, rolled away, jumped up, and proceeded to stomp the hell out of my shirt. my hands went to my burning neck.  no bee, just a welt. where is it!? i checked all over my body and shirt. nothing. now i wait for it to return...

TIFU by trying to be an exterminator.(M)