Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i have no excuse, and no earthly idea why i just decided to piss in the trash can. i'm completely sober, and i've been awake and alert for hours, so it can't be blamed on diminished mental capacity. i just, for some reason, got up from the sofa, went to the trash can, and pissed in it.

my brain just stopped working.

TIFU by pissing in the trash can in my kitchen