Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: mandatory disclaimer: this happened maybe ten years ago or so, before i had a chance to learn what to do or not do when drinking, apparently.

so, my wife and i were living in missouri, off the grid, in a small shack/shed that i had built, with our two daughters. i was about 21, young, and not terribly bright, it turns out. i had discovered the wonders of cheap whiskey, and i smoked cheap pall mall cigarettes. it was cheaper to just buy the butane canisters and refill my lighter than it was to just keep buying disposable lighters, so i had a can or two of that stuff sitting around.

well, one night in the winter, with no electricity, no movies, nothing really to do but drink and be a redneck, i was sitting on our small couch, when i found a few wrapped condoms in a drawer. my wife and i never used them during activities because, well, tbh, condoms feel weird, so it was well past its expiration date. this was when i had a fantastic idea.

i was gonna fill those condoms with butane, and see if butane was lighter than air, because science!

it turns out butane is not lighter than air, much to my displeasure; the thought of floating, flammable penises was exceptionally amusing to my 21 year old drunken mind. i had to figure something else to do with them. so of course i lit them on fire.

well, believe it or not, condoms don't exert a ton of pressure when you add a gas to them, so it didn't create a blowtorch like i was hoping; it just kinda burned and fizzled and melted and smelled horrible. i was looking for something to do with it when it dripped on my bare foot like a stream of liquid fire, which is exactly what it was.

i had a scar on the top of my foot for a number of years, that only recently faded away due to tanning and whatnot over time.

so, ladies and gents, if you ever think of inflating condoms with flammable gasses, then lighting them on fire, wear shoes.

TIFU by drinking too much and playing with things I shouldn't have (nsfw maybe?)