Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i shall follow tradition and state that this did not happen today, but several years ago, when i was a young lad of 14. i had a friend over to spend the night, and we were engaged in the usual teenage shenanigans. whilst discussing the likelihood of a 18 year old texting me back, i remembered that i had not locked the chicken coop. we lived in suburban texas, so it was pretty common to have 8-10 chickens. me and evan ran out to the coop. oh, if only i had some memento of that fateful eve, right before my innocence was so rudely ripped from me. something thrashed in the back of the coop. lo and behold, the biggest opossum we had ever seen was stuck in between the chain at the bottom of the fence. after some frantic debate, we decided that we must remove it.

*cue 80s suiting up montage*

we could only find one pair of  gardening gloves, so evan wore one and i wore the other. i placed my gloved hand over the opossums head, while evan tried to cut the wires. however, he had not grabbed the wire cutters, instead he had taken the pliers. 30 minutes of futile cutting later, the animal was pissed and we were losing it. we decided that we would have to just squeeze it through (cue 14 year old laughter). i was still blocking the opossums head, so i had to use my ungloved hand to guide its torso through the hole. the furry lil fucker thrashed, and my hand instantly went 4 inches inside it. we had not taken into account that opossums are marsupials. i recoiled in horror, accidentally ripping out a baby possum. the mother ran off into the woods, while we set there in shock.

TIFU by violating a opossum and stealing its child.