Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i just have to get this off my chest... can't process what happened....ok, so

driving home from hanging out with the guys i stopped off at a gas station to eat a late burger from wendy's.  while eating i noticed a older-ish lady going from one person to another across the street at a local 7-eleven, thought she might be trying to get bus fare or something, and dismissed it... not my problem.

 after finishing my sandwich i figured i might as well grab some lunch meat from the grocery since i am nearby. i go in and i see the lady again, she approached me and asked if i could give her a ride home. she didn't look too disheveled, and kinda matched what i would expect of the story she tried to sell me. so i asked a couple questions and she actually claimed to have lived in my neighborhood, ok cool. at this point i think all checks out, worse case scenario she might smell bad or smoke in my car. i am from baltimore, md... the crack-heads i can handle, even the meth heads i can deal with...i'm in suburban long island, in a pretty safe neighborhood. my guard was down...<sigh>

things didn't add up in my mind when she mentioned she had a daughter that studied physics but couldn't answer what course she was studying in college. second strike was when she told me what street to look for, subsequently what number to find, then asked me to drop her off at the wrong number... i thought something was fishy,. but what-evs...

the strike out was when getting lost and turning myself around i see she is "walking the street" again and i ask what happened? she claims her friend was not home... uuhhh ok... i thought i was dropping her off at her house...before i can even tell her good luck and put the car window back up she hops in!!?!??!

so with the situation i am loose and ask "where are you going to now?" of course she says just keep straight... not scared for my life but very worried about her.  i ask her to guide me to where to drop her off, and she leads me to a dead end that opens to a beach access spot deep in the back end of my neighborhood.  i asked once more this is where she wanted to be dropped of and she grabs my hand and kinda fondles it, then give me a kiss on the cheek... then a kiss on my lips... then trying to redirect my face away, a kiss on my nose... then she tries to go all out frenchie with me and i protest. she then gets a little aggressive again and actually got her tongue in my mouth and swirled around.  eeecchhh. thankfully she gets out of my car and walks away.... 

i was/am still so confused... thinking she might be a little touched in the head i called police dispatch to check up on the lady because she might be mentally unstable or something.  the bleeding heart that i am, go back to try and find her again and delay her through the car window until the police show up. but sadly... fortunately for me,  zilch! no show any where near where i dropped her... i hope she is ok, because not only do i think she could be mentally disoriented, she might suffer hypothermia because its so cold tonight <~31 f>

TIFU by giving a "nurse" a ride home