Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so apparently you're not supposed to thaw out a frozen turkey using hot water.  i thought i was being slick and sped up the de-thawing process by keeping the turkey submerged in very hot water.

what happened instead was i assisted in decomposition.  the following day the turkey was bloated and the gasses made the plastic it was incased in inflate like a balloon.   as you can imagine, it smelled pretty bad especially once we popped the plastic.

still trying to air out the house.

TIFU and created a rotten corpse.