Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this didn't happen today but happened when i was 9 years old. my dad is a neat freak so as a child i picked up the habit (which i grew out of). when anything was a bit dirty in my room, i cleaned it up. so one day, as any 9yo does, i'm at my tiny desk coloring, and i notice there's dust on the lightbulb (which is very much on). so i rush into the bathroom, get some toilet paper and wet it in the bathroom sink. i rush back in to my room, and try to clean the lamp. as i put the wet toilet paper on the lightbulb, it explodes, with the glass that broke, leaving cuts on my hand in a couple of places. so i'm sitting there crying and my mother hears me from her room. she comes in, and sees my hand bleeding. as she's panicking, she asks me what happened. i told her, and her panic turned into laughter, at how stupid her son is. because everyone knows that water and electricity don't go well together. the cuts were nothing a band aid can't cover.

 

edit: grammar mistakes.

edit2: as a lot of people pointed out it was the water with hot bulb that caused the "explosion", so i feel stupid. can someone scientifically explain why that happens, please?

edit3: also lots of you expected to see a genie in this story, i'm sorry that isn't the case. maybe in my next tifu? haha

edit4: so many similar stories! glad i wasn't the only one! and lots of people have answered 'edit2' in the comments so thank you!

TIFU by trying to clean a lamp