Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm a professional singer and i was struggling to sell records so i faked my own death by pretending to fall overboard on a boat. nobody knew i could swim, nobody! so i figured if van gough did it i could too. so there's that dude called ray dopple that takes advantage of this and he's taken over and throws shows called dino mania and sells out concerts and sells more record than i did. he also started dating my old ex-wife candy spumoni. he took over my house and wears my kiss to cook apron. i wish i didn't fake my own death.

TIFU by pretending to be dead