Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this just happened a half hour ago. 

i match with a girl yesterday on the old tinder, and tonight was her last night on the island of maui. me, being young and dumb, figured it was worth it to run 7 miles to her resort to score some sugar. 

we pussyfooted around in the messages for a couple of hours, and finally met for a thoroughly unsatisfying encounter that was definitely not worth the effort, and, in dismay, i started my trek back to my resort. 

about 5 or so miles down the dimly lit beach walk, i saw a couple of red blinking lights 50 meters ahead of me which roused my curiosity and my imagination. unexpectedly, one of the many cats that haunt the resorts ran right in front of me. 

i was so focused on the lights that i flipped out, kicked the cat ahead of me, and the both of us took off running down the beach walk. 

the cat stopped right between the two lights, which turned out to be a couple of bicycles, and began to hiss at me until i strobed it with the flashlight on my phone for a couple seconds and it wandered off. 

i figured the owners of the bikes couldn't be far and started to look around for them. unfortunately for me, i caught them deer in the headlights style with my light. they were both naked and doing heterosexual stuff just off the path. 

the girl shrieked at a volume that could put firecrackers to shame, and i once again flipped out. as i stumbled backwards, i tripped over one of the bikes and went face first into the wooden beach walk. 

i felt my nose snap and let out a girlish shriek of my own, before i clambered up and started sprinting down the path again. 

when i got back to my room, my buddies helped me set my nose with glee while i regaled them with my story. 

 
i caught a couple having some alone time, tripped, broke my nose.

TIFU by trying to score in Tinder