Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened yesterday night.  my wife just got back from a business trip in california, and her flight was much later than expected.  therefore, she did not get home until 1 a.m. on tuesday this week.  since she has been busy and hasn't had the time to unpack, i was trying to be a good husband and help her out.  i went to the grocery store, cooked dinner, and was cleaning up.  she was working on an order (she does calligraphy for weddings and the like) at our table.  


after unloading the dishwasher, i then started to load the dirty dishes in it. after loading something on the bottom rack, i stood up with full force and *pow*; i made contact with my head on my right side just above my temple--right on the sharpest corner of my cabinet that i had left open while putting up the dishes.  one thing you must know is that i am bald.  being bald means that i do not have the padding of hair to lessen my blow.  therefore, it hurt a lot more than when i had hair (a decade ago).  grabbed my head, looked at my hand and saw that i immediately broke the skin.  i yell in pain, and my wife looks over, and makes the 'tssssss' with teeth gnashing face.  go to the mirror, and somehow...somehow have two ~1 inch cuts on my noggin about 2 inches apart.  i came up with so much force, i hit it hard twice.  probably could use stitches, but instead used an ice pack and paper towels and a little neosporin. 

[picture of injury](http://imgur.com/a/fem9o) **minor blood**

TIFU by doing the dishes for my wife