Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: im gonna come right out and say this, i adore sour candies. i fucking love them. so a few days ago i bought a big bag of assorted sour deliciousness and proceeded to plunder it like a pirate womans ass. ive been enjoying warheads, sour patch kids, sour chewing gum, but now ive finally got to my favorite part,  the jumbo extra sour jawbreakers.

 today ive consumed three of these acidic monstrosities but on the third i noticed a distinct coppery taste. *hmmm* says my brain *oh well, omnomnom candy* then an insane burning sensation on my tongue followed by what i knew was a large amount of blood. i ran to the sink and spit a mouthfull of blood that just never stops. i looked like a horror movie rejected for being too gorey. my tongue finally stopped dripping blood a few minutes ago. the entire surface of my tongue is just raw, ragged tonguemeat and all i taste is pain and regret. halp.

TIFU my tongue :(