Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so me and my wife had some extra money this week and thought we would take our two 2 year olds to a live gruffalo play.  didn't start to swell. kids just woke up from a nap as it was time to go. grumpy as hell on the way in to town. stopped at the dairy to grab them some sour cream and onion chips. that did the trick happy campers after that. by this time we were late. got to the theatre just as the show was starting. bought some over priced dry butterless popcorn and  a slushy then joined my wife  and kids inside. 5 minutes in my son starts cough gagging from a popcorn stuck in his throat. hand my wife the slushy to give him a drink, continue watching show. about four cough gags later my son starts to spew a fountain of sour cream scented vomit all over me.  

after returing from the bathroom casually finish watching the hour long play with two restless children and the smell of sour cream and vomit in the air.

tifu by not taking a cough gag seriously and resulting in a vomit shower.

TIFU not taking my child's gagging seriously (funny)