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Input: Text: obligatory not today, but about 5-6 years ago.

for those of you that don't know what it is, this is a kayak spray skirt: http://imgur.com/a/ljosy

you see the front part? when you flip underwater and can't get yourself back up, you pull it and push your self out.

in high school we learnt kayaking in physical ed. (seperate class from p.e for hiking, camping, rock climbing, kayaking, etc).

come assessment day we went out to a lake and had to do all these stuff, one of them was a "t-rescue". i was using a surfer kayak, much wider than the banana kayak, harder to flip under and vice versa. i also have extremely short breath because of asthma. my teachers kayak is rounded at the tip and high, i went under (flipped myself upside down into the water), tried to grab the front of his kayak to the right, couldn't get a proper grip and was running out of breath after a few tries.

i hit the top of my kayak 3x so my teacher can come and flip me over, he tried two or three times but couldn't. i tried to pull the flap from the spray skirt (which was a tight fit), but i had the flap inside out. underwater still, i twisted my body around so my legs in the kayak were crossed and i had no chance of pulling the spray skirt. i started panicking, like, fuck i've drank a lot of water and i'm going to die drowning.. i read my last prayers..

then, my last attempt, i threw my hands up and gripped as hard as i can to my teachers kayak and pulled myself up thank god, seconds longer and i would've gone unconscious. the laminated assessment paper on the teachers kayak fell to the bottom of the lake. i had to go under the water three more times to pass the assessment, once i could stop shaking, i did.

TIFU by putting my kayak spray skirt inside out and nearly drowning