Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i read [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/) and it became the funniest tifu i have ever read.

flash forward a few hours and i'm having lunch with some friends, and as i'm giving my order to the waitress (coincidentally being fries) the story popped into my head and i began to hype them up for a tifu.

i explained the story, from memory it went like this:

**op:** "okay, so this one guy was with his girlfriend at her place having dinner with the fam"

**moe** "and?"

**op:** "shut the fuck up and let me continue" *sips from drink*
"and the guy decides that it would be hilarious if he pretended not to know what a potato was"

**curly:** "right..."

**op:** "sadly the parents didn't get the joke and sincerely believed he never had a potato or knew of their existence"

**larry:** "i think that's physically impossible"

**op:** "as far as we know, anyways, the more it went on the parents started to get mad, believing that his 'not knowing of a potato' was a prank of some sort"

**curly:** "which it was?"

**op:** "right, but he decided that the only way to not look like a dick was to stick with the story..."

**moe:** "he did not."

**op:** "as far as i know, he did.. and he continued to do so with his girlfriend"

**larry:** "bullshit."

**op:** "no bull, and reading the comments of the post were equally hilarious, like-"

**moe:** "hold on"

**op:** "hmm?"

**moe:** "didn't you just have dinner with your girlfriend, just yesterday or someshit?"

**op:** "your point being...?"

*silence and judging eyes*

**op:** "oh come on, it wasn't me."

**larry:** "the coincidence is too real... especially since you guys had mashed potato as well"

**op:** "so? lots of people..."

**moe:** * cough *

**op:** "hold on.. how did you know we had mash?"

**larry:** "you.. told me...?"

**op:** "no... who talks about dinner when it's mashed potatoes...?"

**curly:** "hey, don't hate on the mash, there are some really-"

**op:** "not the point!"

**larry:** "dude, it was one time and she was gonna"

*he stops talking*

**op:** "gonna what?"

*moe sips drink, curly bites into burger, and larry starts twiddling his shitfaced thumbs*

[at this point i was steaming, face red and chest puffed up ready to blow]

**op:** **"going to what larry?!!"**

**larry:** "fuck! quiet down! okay? we fucked one time and it was only because she told me you guys were over"

**op:** "we just had dinner together! why would you think that?"

**larry:** "because when you went over to eat she was planning to break up with you and i was there. in her room"

[i'm starting to tear up a bit cause i realize now that while he is a dick for fucking my girl, he was technically not in the wrong]

**op:** "are you telling me, that you fucked my girl the night she was planning on ending it with me at dinner?"

[i inhale rather deeply, like a stoned kid recovering from drowning]

**larry:** "yes."

[at this point the whole restaurant is looking at as and right when i'm about to leave, deciding to break up with my ~~girlfriend~~ ex the waitress arrives and says]

**waitress:** "here are your fries"

**op:** **"fuck you and your potatoes"**

[i then take the plate of fries and smash it over larry then storm off]

TIFU by trying to explain the potato fuck up