Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: first post, and on mobile no less so bear with me. this happened in the wee hours of the morning so technically today. 
anyway, my girl and i are doing the deed, getting it on. she's already gotten hers so now i'm getting mine. she's on top and i'm pumping away. i'm starting to feel myself cum so i give it a few more pumps and pull out. this is where i f**k up. so i pull out and unknowingly squeeze the base of my shaft a little. i can feel myself about to explode. since i've squeezed myself a little, the pressure builds. now if you've ever kinked a water hose, you know what's about to happen. i feel the orgasm sensation subside and i think to myself it's a dry run.  i release my still erect penis, which is pointed in my direction, and the pressurized load is released. right into my face. it splatters my upper lip, goes up my nose, gets into my eye. this causes me to jerk my head forward, resulting in me headbutting my girlfriend. after a brief moment of panic, we determine no damage is done and we have a good laugh about it later.

TIFU by pulling out [NSFW]