Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so it's saturday afternoon, i've just finished work quite content with how the day's been, (i work for a well known charity and today i've met some outstanding people!) i take a drive back to the flat and looking at the weather, decide to go for a cheeky run before sunset. 
fast forward about 4km and i decide to take a different route, which ends up taking me right next to the waters edge.. the air was thick with flies.. (pretty sure there might of been a corpse near by with the amount of buzzing going on) the quote "the arrows will block out the sun" has nothing on what that trail had to offer!

so this is where fuck up number one occurs.. i am full on near sprinting to get through this black, buzzing soup when i take a very, very deep breath, everything from fly's to nat's went hurtling down my throat.
i go down, start heaving as i can still feel these fuckers crawling around somewhere in my throat when bam..deep breath number two, another load of muck careering into the bowels..

at this point i am feeling sorry for myself i decide to turn off and start heading back in the direction of home, stopped off at the gym(where i find my knee injury again), shower and get back at about 9.30.

as i walk into the kitchen, one of the guys i live with suggest's that as its a saturday we should head down to the bay(different part) to have a couple of bd's, black dragons- a 7.2% welsh farm cider which at the local weatherspoon's is currently £2.20 a pint.. it is the dog's bollocks of cider's! there is an issue with this though.. "one does not simply" go for a "couple" of bd's, it will escalate, and quick.

skipping forward a bit, we go to a few places, end up in town, watch some angle grinding and fire breathing which was outstanding and leave without incident at closing time.

being peckish we stopped at maccy's to get some stodge inside as i'm working in the morning and start the walk home, we pass the taxi rank, turn the corner and witness a taxi being way to pushy behind a car that's doing a 3 point turn. this taxi driver just drives into the car as the other vehicle is reversing, clearly trying to pull off some insurance job.. plain as day! the two drivers get out the car to inspect the damage(there is none bar a scuff mark..better luck next time) and the perpetrator starts yelling at this guy saying it was his fault when we had just seen him drive into this reversing vehicle. 
having a lot of dutch courage we march up to the scene and tell this knob of a taxi driver that we had just seen him drive into the back of the other car and pointed out the nearest security camera. 

after a lot of this taxi driver shouting at us in a foreign tongue and doing lots of gestures and calling some of his "friends to come and..deal with you" as he put it, the flies from earlier were in the motions of coming back up for a surprise appearance, and fairplay, they deserved an encore.. i felt it, heaved and then chundered directly at the driver(by accident). he, the bonnet and the floor were covered in  multi-coloured fly infested lumpy sick. 
as i'm sure you can imagine, this put tensions to a new level and i was not looking forward to the arrival of his pals. 

at this point the innocent driver had taken the cars details and was ringing the police (he said after that he would of accepted it as his fault because he just thought he reversed into him before we had told him what we saw the taxi do). the taxi driver got wind of this, shook himself off, got into the cab and drove off..hitting both myself(in the leg with the injured knee), my flat mate and the car which up to this point was undamaged. 

ended up limping home laughing, and reviewing the videos of the insane angle grinding, fire breathing and myself being sick over a criminal of a taxi driver.. good times

 
swallowed flies, injured knee, witnessed car "crash" chundered at a fraudulent taxi driver and got run over.

TIFU by swallowing a truck load of fly's, ruining my knee and limping home after chundering at a criminal of a taxi driver.