Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hi reddit, 

obligatory (i think?) unlike most of the other stories on here, this happened about an hour ago

cue myself last saturday, snowboarding down double blacks and cliff runs and what not. all in all having a marvelous time not doing homework. i found myself going down one very steep run  when i heard my tail give a large scrape. fuck..more core shots. look back to see what i'd gone over this time, and lo and behold, a pole is sticking out of the snow! grab it, and of course it's a gopro complete with selfie stick. fucking eh!

decided not to turn it into lost and found, as they get quite a few each year and usually end up giving them away to whoever grabs them at the end of the season. 

however, instead of just keeping it, i decided to personally try and find the owner. made 2 lost and found craigslist ads, one for the mountain area and one for hometown. nothing. as of yesterday (yes its only been 3 days) i was ready to call this gopro mine!

now, there was one thing i had not done at this point - actually check the contents of the gopro. this was because i did not have a micro sd converter, nor a mini usb cable (apple master race weee). until today. a friend lent me his mini usb cable, and off i went home to find out what the person who owned the gopro looked like and what kind of shredding they'd been up to, solely out of curiosity. 

plugged in gopro, turned it on, and started clicking random files. as you might be able to guess, this is where the dreaded fuck up begins. at first, everything is going fine. clips of previous owner shredding the gnar, hitting up some nice tree runs, finding lovely powder laps. just the sort of thing i love watching. scroll further and the snowboarding videos change to videos at a bar, a rodeo, golfing etc. okay cool cool wheres the pow. double click aaaaand

bam
this fucker is wanking it in full 720p wide bitch-ass angle 60 fuckingspersecond glory to whatever porn is in the background.

mad panic trying to close the window before too much mental scarring occurs - about 5 seconds in total. about 5 seconds too long unfortunately. his (or her, i have absolutely no clue) penis, in all it's marvelous girth, every last goddamn vein, every strain on the skin as his hand whipped back and forth, and especially the head, is now imprinted in my brain indefinitely.

of course just before i opened the video, my roommate walked in doing some stupid snap-chat shit. and whaddaya know, he caught the whole thing on tape. proceeded to send it to all my close friends.

girls, i think i might know why you don't like random dick pics now.

 


ps mods there was no bodily discharge (except tears) or sex involved in the making of this tifu. 


edit : [this](http://imgur.com/a/mlusy) one's for all you haters, and you canadian nsaers 

edit ii : thank you for the gold /u/taliesynd ! my reddit doctor says this is an appropriate treatment for post traumatic (dick) stress disorder

Tifu by finding a gopro (NSFW)