Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as many of the tifu's, this one didn't happen today. but i remember it like it was yesterday, that must count for something right? it happened on the 30th of december 2012. 

i was studying for my exams and eating some candy to motivate/ reward myself. it was around noon when i noticed a rather strange feeling inside my throat. figuring it was probably a piece of candy that was stuck, i drank some water and (of course) ate some more candy. it was a rather lingering feeling, not exactly painful although i felt it every time i swallowed. i could point out where it was stuck inside my throat, but nothing helped to make it go away. drinking nor eating my lunch would help taking it down, so i decided that it had to come up. around 3 hours after i first felt the piece of candy inside my throat, i decided to cough it up.

i went to my sink and started coughing and retching. i felt that this helped and the piece was moving from its place. until suddenly i coughed and  the piece left my body and landed inside the sink. there it was, not a piece of pink candy but a 4 cm ( 1.5 inch) large bug.

i didn’t believe what i saw myself and quickly made a picture of the bug. (https://scontent-b-mad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/s526x395/1525773_10152099397397040_2080505705_n.jpg ) after freaking out and nearly having a panic attack i decided to throw the bug in the trash so i wouldn’t have to deal with it anymore. when i came to the sink, the bug was gone. it was still alive and had crawled away from the spot where i had left it. 

this brave little bug had made the mistake to end up in my mouth while i was sleeping. it ended up in my trachea. that is why eating, drinking or swallowing didn’t push the bug down into my digestive system. i felt the bug inside my throat for about 3 hours, but it had probably been in there for over 6 hours.

TIFU by choking on what I thought (or hoped?) to be a piece of candy.