Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: one afternoon i was home alone after school and naturally decided "i'm gonna be a penguin today.". so i put on my favorite skin tight under armor shirt, grabbed the lemon pledge (do the accent) furniture polish, and i greased all the tile floors in our lil apartment. i spent maybe 5-10 minutes sliding around like a penguin before i got bored, then spent even less time doing a 4th grader's job of cleaning up. my mom comes home from work an hour or two later. she steps in the door, steps out of her heels, and the moment her stockings hit the kitchen tile, she drops like a rock. she flipped so fast you'd have thought somebody clotheslined her. maybe it was fitting we were living in japan at the time because the sound her face made as it hit the trash can was like a cross between a gong and a big ass taiko drum. i think i cried more than she did, but the worst part was that my dad worked at the hospital and when she went to get it checked out, guess what the doctor tried to insinuate? this dude thought my dad was beating my mom, but had no clue it was actually a retarded penguin. anyway, that was the first time i gave my mom a black eye.

TIFU and gave my mom a black eye by playing penguin