Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: now before you all point fingers at my stupidity, here's the context. i am visiting my grandma this week with a couple of other family members. she has a quaint, aging house that she has decorated in a litany of old christmas stuff. she also is old, italian, and am incredible cook. she's not afraid to use garlic, and then add more garlic though. anyway, yesterday i went to the bathroom after dinner and looked down at this red dispenser with a pump and a green liquid (that appears to be watery) with christmas-y dixie cups underneath it. now in my experience, at least on a few occasions, dispensers with green liquid and a pump with dixie cups means listerine (at least it is something i've seen enough to justify pumping it into the a cup and shooting it like tequila). it's also watery and not thick, and it's also next a bar of soap. so here i am swish-swishing weird soap. i thought back to my childhood, and though my mom never made me eat soap for dirty words, my curiosity with hearing about that  punishment made me taste it. i'm only writing this because i found out my brother did the exact same thing, we truly are family.

TIFU by mistaking the handsoap for Listerine