Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: wasn't today, but it is a fuck up story nonetheless.

so i was 18 and home alone for the first time in the long time - at least, the first time i knew no one was going to come home for a few days.  i had always used pads for me period, since my first time trying to get a tampon in ended with me in tears as i didn't really know what to do.  i figured, that was in the past, and it was a new day.  time to try sticking stuff up in my hooha.

it was a tense moment getting it in, but somehow i managed, and actually got it in all the way - dudes, it's a lot harder than you think.  put pants back on, and then went along with my day.  it worked fairly well, and after 7 hours, i figured i should change it, since that's what the instructions say.  i left the dog i was babysitting in our entryway (the only place inside he was allowed), and went to do my business.

this is where it got difficult.  it says to take a tampon out, you just need to pull the string.  no big deal, right?  well, it wasn't working.  pulling on it hurt.  a lot.  slightly nervous, i figured maybe i could dig it out and inch it along.  it gets about halfway out before the pain gets to be unbearable.  i couldn't figure it out - it was fine going in!  felt around, turns out my hymen basically had a hole on either side.  the string managed to get tied around it, so i had to maneuver the tampon *back* in, and then pull it out through the correct hole, and untie the string.

by then, i was more than slightly freaked out, and it was really starting to hurt, and there was blood all over my hand from the goddamn moving process, and when it was good i just yanked it out, which of course resulted in blood spatter everywhere.  the toilet and surrounding areas were covered, and of course, so were my clothes.  i threw a pad on my underwear, hobbled to my room with a towel around my waist, and got a change of clothes.  cleaned up the bathroom, took some advil, washed my hands, and decided good riddance to bad rubbish.

of course, the entryway by then had about 6 piles of poop even though the dog had been outside for like 3 goddamn hours before the 10 minutes he was alone inside.  had to spend an hour cleaning it up and getting the smell out, and by then i had to go to bed.  haven't tried tampons since.

TIFU by trying to use a tampon.