Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: So I arrive at a busy diner for breakfast. There are 2 entrances, a Street entrance with no parking and a back door leading to parking lot. My partner and I park in the lot, enter through the back door, and snag two seats at the counter since it's just two of us and we don't need a table. After the waitress behind the counter serves us coffee, the host gives us the business. Apparently we are line hopping and have to put our name on the list. 

There is no sign saying we had to see the host stand, and we both thought seating yourself is standard for sitting at the diner counter. Am I the asshole for seating myself at the counter in a diner?

seating myself at the counter without seeing the hostess at a diner