Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so today my dumb ass almost got hit by a train...
a bit of backstory: so i'm living it out in portugal because my home country of brazil has gone to shit. portugal is a pretty nice place and has one of the biggest skateparks in all of europe, and to get there i need to ride the train. so basically the story takes place when i was waiting for the train at night to bring me back home. there i am waiting and along the train stop there is a bunch of flat ground so i decided to make the most out of my waiting and practice my tricks... that was my first mistake. when one practices his tricks every so often one might slip out and send your board flying, this can be bad especially at a train station... i think you see where this is going. so i'm doing shuvits, kickflips, and bigspins all through this train station before i see this super hot girl come and sit down next to me presumably also waiting for the train. this girl was obviously checking me out, maybe it was because i was making loud annoying sounds on a piece of wood or maybe it was because i was the only person there...who knows? so i realize that she's looking right at me and this kind of makes me feel pretty nervous and afraid that she wasn't impressed at my mediocre tricks. so i decide to do the first trick that comes to my mind to impress her and hopefully get her number, unfortunately, the first thing i think to try was a hardflip which is a relatively advanced trick. a trick i've never tried or hoped to land, so i grab my board and start pushing into mach speed placing my feet and swiping the board as hard as i can. i didn't land it, instead i sent it flying into a one-way train track. immediately after i start to hear the train buzzer, that's when i realized i fucked up. so i had two choices, let my board break and be safe or risk my life by jumping in front of a moving train to save a wooden board. my dumb ass decided to take the latter, i jump down into the tracks grab my board and see the a bright light heading toward me at the speed and force of a thousand suns. at this point the girl starts screaming at me to get out of the train track cause ya know, i might die. so using strength i didn't know i possessed i grab the coping of the stop and haul my ass off the tracks right as the train was pulling in nearly missing it. me and the girl are both panting and in shock at this point and then she turns to me and starts yelling at me to not do that again before getting on the train and leaving. worst part is i was so shocked i just sat there while the train left and was forced to wait another 20 minutes before i could get another one. what is wrong with me...

 
i fell, sent my skateboard onto the train tracks in front of a moving train, jumped down to get it, nearly got run over, pissed off a hot girl i was trying to impress, and waited 30 minutes to get a train.

TIFU skating and almost getting hit by a train