Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway. this actually did happen today, just at 1 in the morning.

so, my friend, we'll call her emily, was throwing a party at her house, and was having a sleepover. i quite fancy her, but i don't think she fancies me. this part was *crazy.* we were up until 3 in the morning, playing super smash bros, mario kart, and wii sports.

like i said, this party was off the rails. there were around 5 boys and 5 girls staying the night, and luckily it was a large house, so i was able to sleep as far away from her as i could after this.

we were playing wii sports, specifically baseball. i had one person in all 3 spots, and i wanted her to swing the ball so i could get a home run, and get 4 points. she turned around to talk to a friend, and i tried to grab her controller. i was standing on her right side, so it was on the opposite side of me. i tried reaching over to her controller, and grabbed her breast instead. i apologized for 10 minutes straight, but she hasn't been talking to me.

 


update: texted her about it, and she didn't seem upset about it.

edit: added a sentence.

TIFU By Groping My Friend