Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i finally got the courage to get indian takeout food. it was spicy as hell. i am not used to eating spicy food but i was hungry as a sea lion turtle. so i finish the food by gulping it down with few glasses of sunny d.

for the next 48 hours after that was nothing short of a massive diarrhea. i had to skip work for those two days. my asshole was burning like ghost rider's hellfire. at least couple dozen trips to the bathroom. i couldn't sleep. it was freakin nightmare.

i am an atheist but i prayed to god and jesus that if they would stop this diarrhea, i would blow them for all eternity.

finally after 48 hours, it starts to die down. a week later, i am healthy as a seabiscuit. let me make one thing clear, i would rather starve to death than to ever eat indian food again. fuck that shit man! fuck it in the ass! and fuck you all who eat it!!!

TIFU by eating Indian food