Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so the actual fuck up occurred about 4-5 years ago. my boyfriend (fiancé) had an outdated piece of junk old tower computer taking up space. i’m a neat freak and he loves clutter so we battled back and forth on it for awhile. he wanted to get the data off it first but finally said fine whatever, let’s just get rid of it. so we took this pile of junk to the recycler. it had a bunch of viruses anyway and wasn’t booting up properly and he didn’t seem interested in fixing it or upgrading it as i had just gotten a new computer that we shared. 

fast forward to today. we’re seeing a lot of news on bitcoin and how well it’s doing. i see my bf looking particularly unimpressed and then make a snide comment that *somewhere out there* he has 8 bitcoins. i immediately asked wtf he was talking about. he said “yeah, remember that old computer you made me throw away? they’re on it!”

i figured he must somehow be able to access them but no, apparently at that point in time he was going to use them to anonymously buy drugs over the internet and didn’t want any association to the transaction. so these bit coins went to the recycler with no other known way to access them. 

if i had been content keeping junk around and let that old computer just sit in the back of the garage as it had been already, we would have had a lot of newfound incentive to drag it out and fix it up to retrieve his windfall. oh well... hindsight is always 20/20 right?

TIFU by making my bf throw away his old tower computer which had some bit coin currency on it he’d bought a few years ago.