Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i'm a butcher at a grocery store that's a bit ghetto and we deal with a lot of theft. i was finishing up my shift and was in the back room (with all the big windows) finishing up my bag of popcorn when i see a woman outside shaking her head at me. mind you, two of my co-workers are standing outside right next to her. so i put down my bag and step out to door a bit and ask her if i can help her. she rudely tells me that the other guy is helping her and that she didn't "want to interrupt my chip break." i smile and tell her no worries and walk back into the meat department and talk to my coworker. 

he brings it out to her and she isn't happy with the meat she had and she just threw it in the counter because it was overpriced. a little flustered, i ask her if she wouldn't mind putting the meat back where it goes in the counter. 

this is where the fuck up begins. 

she turns to me and tells me that she can put it wherever she damn well pleases and that it's none of my business where she puts it. i'm off the clock at this point and walk and grab it while she's still screaming at me about being disrespectful to her and i simply tell her it's not two feet away to put it where it goes. then she starts getting loud and everyone around us is looking at her. i'm telling her that it's common courtesy to put it where it goes like everyone else and that it's not too hard. she's still being loud asking for my name and that she's going to call my manager, so i walk away. she screams, "yeah go back to your chips with your fatass." i'm a large man, but not fat and she had no place to talk. i stop dead in my tracks and turn around and ask her who the fuck she thinks she is. to which she replies that she's a customer and i'm disrespecting her by asking her to put something back. and i, already throughly pissed off, ask her if that gives her the right to be a bitch to me. 

boy oh boy does this piss her off. her son, like 15ish try's to square up and says his mom isn't no bitch to which i laugh and start walking away again because i'm done with the conversation and i'll take the repercussions from my managers later. as i'm walking away she's yelling calling me a fatass and dumbass and just about every name in the book. everyone is just in awe at this point. 

so i'm sitting in the back laughing with my coworkers about it and one of the managers comes back to tell me that i need to apologize for it even though she was in the wrong. so i swallowed my pride and stepped out to apologize. i do and she says, "no sweetie, i will be calling your store director and will have you fired for the way you treated me. if my husband were here, you would've been beaten to hell." my manager steps in to thank me for my apology and that i can go. 

i go back to the department and laugh with everyone again and joke about it, but then a higher up manager walks back and tells me that everyone in the department needs to come and speak with him in the back. so he clocks me in and we go to the back and he tells me that he's disappointed in me because i'm a college student and shouldn't have acted that way. he said it'll be a write up and nothing more but if she contacts corporate, i'm kinda fucked. 

 

edit: i posted this yesterday when it happened, but mods deleted it because nothing significantly bad happened to me. well something significant did happen today. got my termination letter. and my manager wouldn't even stand up for me.

TIFU By asking a customer to put something back where it goes