Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: obligatory "not today but last summer"...

i was having a great day at dorney park when my friends and i decided to ride the talon. anyone that's been to dorney knows that this is a pretty nice coaster and it's the type where your feet hang freely and the restraint comes down from above. 

since we arrived early in the day and there was only a short wait, we decided to ride in the very front row. the ride was great, with loops and drops and corkscrews. all was going well until we neared the end of the ride, where the coaster makes one final, low sweep around some bushes and then stops in the waiting area. 

it being a hot summer day, i was wearing shorts, and there were plenty wasps flying around those bushes as the end of the ride. unfortunately for me, my shorts decided to catch one of those wasps, which preceded to sting me on my leg as it tried to find an escape. to my friend's amusement, the restraints did not allow my arms to reach my own pant legs so i was unable to free the bee manually. the wasp continued to sting me multiples times as i frantically tried to free the sucker, but to no avail. i had to sit helplessly in the waiting area as my friends died of laughter while i continued to be stung.

at last, the wasp found its way free and flew away. my quad was swollen the rest of the day from the 4-5 bee stings. i eventually had to laugh myself, realizing what cartoonish thing just happened. to this day i always tuck my shorts in under my seat on amusement rides to block any unwanted visitors in the immediate region of my crotch.

edit: i guess it was a wasp because it stung me so many times, and i'm pretty sure most bees sting once and die. also wasps are assholes.

TIFU by wearing shorts in the front row of a roller coaster