Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: first tifu, and it's still happening right now. please be gentle with me.

a small preface:

i have aquaphobia, which really sucks. like, can't go in the bath because of it level sucks, and so if i want to stay clean i have to bite the bullet every time. this means that, of course, i don't have the best personal hygiene. now, i've tried to get a shower, but we can't, and when we tried to get permission to change the bathroom into a wetroom, but to no avail. i'm also 18, so i'm really not prepared for this.

now, this fu started about two weeks ago. i noticed that my manhood had started to get swollen. and i mean, double the size swollen, with all the pain that comes with that. walking even within 100 meters? you're fucking having a laugh. of course, this has meant that college (a good mile and a bit's walk to and fro) was a no go. i ended up getting an apointment with my doc about it, and he checked it out on wendsday, and told me that if it gets any worse to see him on friday. he gave me anti-biotics and a little pot to piss in (as i haven't been able to urinate that much) and set me on my way.

so friday comes around, and it's still swollen, but not worse. i end up playing some games while stuck in bed from the pain, and watching twitch streams. i end up falling asleep about 7am on saturday (damn pain) and wake up 12pm, feeling wet. i check my manhood, and i appeared to have started my manriod. and then the smell hit me like the cool aid man smashing through a wall. i've had cases where my ass has felt like it's became a liquid and still smelled like roses in comparison. i go right into the bathroom, and get into the bath.

while cleaning myself as best i could, i squeeze the swollen area, purely out of curiosity, and out came more puss and blood. though, on the bright side, the swelling went down.

finished cleaning up, put on some boxers and shorts, and went back to bed, and woke up about 5 hours ago.

watched more streams, and after a while, i checked to see if it was still bleeding. yep. used some tp as a makeshift pad to try and keep my boxers clean, and just went back into bed to write this.

TIFU by being aquaphobic (having a fear of water) [NSFW]