Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so obligatory, didn't happen today but it was this past summer. and sorry for the grammar i'm mobile. so this summer i had the exciting opportunity to start a new job. one of which i still love very much. any ways so that day i was scheduled to work from 9am to 3pm. in my mind i was like, sweet! i get out in time to have the whole day to myself. go to the gym. watch tv. anything i want! i was going to conquer the day! as i am leaving work i called my best friend to see if he wants to hit the gym. i work at a phone company, and i am using a "high-end phone" as i'm walking out the door of the mall and walking towards my car. so when i hang up, i zone out, check the snaps, instas, and the facebook while i walk to my car. suddenly i think to myself, damn guy behind me is too loud with his shoes. the noise of the shoes seemed too close or too loud. then out of precaution, this is when i decide to put my phone in my pocket. then suddenly one dude grabs my arm and decides to try to take my phone from me. i push him off phone still in my hand and run towards the entrance of the mall, but with all the speed, like in the fucking movies, my uncoordinated self trips and falls straight on my knees. breaking my phone. scrapping my knees badly. so now you think now these assholes won't want my phone. wrong. it's now three of them trying to take it. then as i am trying to get up, i get kicked in the head and end up getting a concussion. thank god some good samaritan ends up pulling up in the park lot where i am at. scaring the guys away. my day from being excited to getting out early out of work and turned into an 8 hour wait at the er. and did i mention i was new, and still didn't qualify for healthcare before the 90 day period. at least they didn't steal my phone, and my job felt bad so they fixed it for free. then when my coworkers found out, it turned into an ice breaker to talk about and eventually got to know me well, although i became that guy who got jumped in the parking lot.

TIFU by zoning out on my phone in the ghetto