Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: long time lurker, first time poster. yes, this is a throwaway.
i am a 17 year old girl who lives with my single dad and i have no friends or boyfriend. about a year ago my mom gave me a bullet vibrator and every so often i might use it when i can't fall asleep at night. i have insomnia and epilepsy so i take ambien to help me fall asleep at night. i keep my vibrator in a green fake-snakeskin bag between my bed and the wall. between last wednesday and now (saturday) i cannot find the bag. i know for sure i misplaced it when i was high on my ambien and i cannot find it now. as a girl who has no friends, boyfriends, or female person(s) in my life, this is upsetting. 
also, any tips on how to buy another one without my dad finding out what it is?
edit1: *losing

TIFU by loosing my vibrator (NSFW)