Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my stepmother has been trying to make an effort to bond with me since her and my dad got married, and her being the christian heterosexual person that she is, and me being trans and gay and not really caring about religion, well, that's simply just something that can't happen. we argue on just about every issue, she pretty much tells me that she can't stand having me in her house buuut then makes efforts to bond with me through cheap jokes and trying to diagnose me with a million and one mental illnesses, as if i needed more things to add to my problems. not important.
 

aaanyway, we were at the mall and she had asked me if i ever tried ice skating before. i told her no, and that i have absolute crap balance and that's probably not something i wanted to do. she was unconvinced and said that us trying it together would be fun. took me 7 minutes to finally find skates that fit and then to stand up took another 3. i was finally walking over to the ice and as i felt myself sliding i panicked. i stepped back because i did not want to be on the ice at all, and sure enough, her sandaled foot was right underneath my skate. whoops. there was a lot of blood, my stepbrother was in tears, my dad was furious and started screaming at me and then her for forcing me and i was just sort of in the back staring at the chaos i created.

we were rushed to the hospital and she needed 12 stitches in her foot. that left me, my brother, and my father in the same room for 3 hours. 3 hours way too many. as if me mangling my stepmom wasn't enough, my brother took it upon himself to mention "hey, do you know that l wants to be a boy?" ba dum tissss. the icing on the hell-of-a-day cake. i laughed it off like it was nothing, like he hadn't mentioned anything to him, and that "even if it was true, that's not something we needed to address right now." of course while this was going on, i couldn't just be alone with my family, so i was texting my boyfriend. when my father asked why i was on my phone so much, i laughed again and tried to play it off as nothing, but my brother, again, being the peach he is, blurted out "oh that's l's boyfriend probably. they usually talk all day." and dear christ i felt everything implode. my little bastard of a brother sold me out not once, but twice in the same 10 minutes. he was probably pissed because i sliced his mother's foot open, but he opened up about 10 cans of worms i was saving until i was 18. 

so the ride home was more than awkward. my stepmom had a cast and my father was completely silent. my brother was giving me the death stare and i had my eyes glued to my phone. i haven't left my room in about a day and a half. i have water, food, my tv, my laptop, and a bathroom there is no reason for me to ever leave. i'm living here for the next 2 years.

tl;dr: i have a rocky relationship with my stepmom that i made even more rocky by stepping on her foot with an ice skate. my brother outed me to my father and told him i have a boyfriend. i haven't left my room in almost 2 days.

TIFU by going ice skating.