Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck up actually happened about a year ago, but keeps haunting me. i was reminded of my stupidity again because of a staff meeting that happened after work last night.

when i first started working at my current job, they didn't have staff meetings ever. eventually, my boss decided that we needed to get our shit together, so we started having meetings after work once a month or so. our clients are mostly rich assholes, so my boss is pretty used to kissing everyone's ass, including employees. since meetings are scheduled after work, my boss figured it would be somewhat necessary to feed us since the meeting was cutting into our after-work time. she would figure out what kind of food everyone wanted, circulate menus, then pickup and purchase dinner for the whole crew (at most, there's only 7 or 8 total employees.) 

on the day i fucked up, she had bought us all delicious mexican food. i was hungry and stoked for my burrito, so i was very vocal in thanking my boss. the conversation went down like this:

me: wow! thank you so much for feeding us! you're the best!

boss: oh you're welcome! it's the least i could do.

me: (here's where i fuck up) well actually, the least you could do would be to do nothing. that's literally the least that could be done.

my boss looked at me with her eyes wide and mouth slightly hanging open like i had completely obliterated her mind. i instantly wanted to punch myself in the face. foot in mouth to the max.

fast forward to the next staff meeting. day of, there are no menus circling around. instead, we received a memo explaining that the meeting would be short. i arrive at meeting and there's no food to be seen. the meeting was not short. 90 mins later, i drove home (almost an hour commute) hangrily, cursing myself and my stupid fucking mouth.

a year later and still no burritos. once again, i drove home hangrily, wishing that life had an undo button that could only undo stupid little fuck-ups like this one. 

 

edit: formatting

clarification: for the record, by boss wasn't offended by what i said. her jaw dropped because she seemed to think that it was her responsibility to feed us when in actuality, it wasn't necessary. her doing so was just a kind gesture (and i was entirely appreciative of her generosity.) me being too literal brought that kind gesture to an end.

TIFU by being a grateful smart ass.