Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this literally just happened 10 minutes ago... i don't know why but i was craving for steaks so i decided to have it for breakfast. went online and watched gordon ramsay's perfect steak video, was amazed. then i decided to try it out my own. three minutes in cooking, and my asshole signed me to go to the toilet immediately.  i rushed to the toilet. it was when i sat down that i realized i forgot to turn off the stove. so, i decided to make this one quick. i went full super sayian mode and started pushing that little shit out with my full strength (literally grinding on teeth). i just feel this sharp pain on my anus and i realized that this one was going to be big, and i do mean big. it was a size i had never experienced before, it was hell... the whole experience took about 8 seconds and half way through, my nose started bleeding. when i was done, i stuffed some toilet paper in my nose and wiped my ass. there was blood on the toilet paper!!! i was terrified because i had also never had any bleeding anus, especially from stool... soooo, i just stuffed some toilet paper in my nose and ass and went to save the meat. everything was too late, the steak was burnt :( forgot to mention that this was a good piece of steak that costed me a good 25 bucks from costco. so here i sat, chewing a big piece of burnt steak with a bloody (literally) painful asshole and bloody nose. btw, the whole pooping experience felt like someone was tearing my asshole apart, it was hell... the stool was about 3-4 inches!!!

TIFU by pooping