Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened all of 45 minutes ago, and yes, it still hurts a bit.

to start, some context. i always take incredibly long showers due to me getting sidetracked by random things, such as spinning in circles in order to get an even distribution of hot water, trying to scratch that damn itch, and the fascination that is my penis.

another thing to note is that i always take a comb with me to the shower as i find it helps "rub in" the shampoo, except this time, there was a new [comb](https://i.imgur.com/mdy4s21.jpg) that i hadn't seen before. 

now that that is out of the way, let's get into the fuck-up. my shower started off as usual, rubbing a bar of soap absolutely everywhere while trying to use my fingernails to carve designs into the bar. after about five or so minutes of soaping, i moved to the hair process, which also went as planned. this is where i dun goofed. upon seeing this new comb, i decided to use it, as it had finer teeth. after using said comb, i realised that it also had a ^^much sharper/thinner handle. 

>the following actions have been made by a fucking idiot, and is nsfw. proceed with caution.

when i saw the handle, for some unknown reason, i built the thought process of "this handle is so thin, i bed i'd be able to stick it up my ass and not feel it." was it sensible? no. was there reasoning behind it? nada. was it a good idea? absolutely not.

that thought was immediately followed up with "why the hell not," which was then followed by a comb, of which i had never seen before, going into my ass. now obviously, with nothing ever being in my ass before, there was a small brown patch on the end of the handle upon removal, and for some reason, i got the god awful idea that i should clean the inside of my ass. how, you ask? stab the handle into a bar of fucking soap, of course. 

with the handle now soapy, i returned to my ass and was immediatly greeted with a slight stinging feeling. "whatever, thats probably the soap cleaning away and is bound to only be temporary," i thought. i. was. wrong. the stinging only got worse once i pulled the comb out. i then spent the rest of my shower rubbing my ass in hopes to get rid of the feeling.

fast forward to nearly an hour later and i am still feeling the consequenses of putting a hair product in my arse.

over all, 1/10, would not penetrate again.

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>edit: too many people are reading about me using a comb to sodomize myself, go away!!

>edit #2: my ass feels fine now. i've eaten a massive cheeseburger, however, so the visit to the bathroom later should be interesting.

>edit #3: a lot of you seem to be concerned as to where the comb came from/whos it is, which is so be expected since i forgot to specify that i had bought it a few months ago and only today found it again. no, thankfully, it was no one else's hair product that became my booty stabber. 

>edit #4: #alright, who did it? who guilded the booty stabber?

>edit #5: it was the soap causing the pain (the pain lasted less than 90 minutes), not the comb. the *buttfuck retarded comb abuser lives to shit another day!

>**also, the comb was mine, don't worry. i had bought it a few months ago because of the finer teeth and had forgotten about it until now.

>edit #6: yes, i have adhd, and yes, it is treated. i am a happy, yet easily distracted curious charlie!

TIFU by cleaning my ass with a comb.