Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this fuck up happened about 4 years ago.

it was a normal day. me being a girl and all i love doing my makeup and hair. i decided that i wanted to curl my hair. so i pull out my curling iron and let it heat up for a few minutes. during that time i started to work on my makeup. after i finished doing that, i grabbed the hair curler and started to curl away! my hair was totally looking fabulous. i kept making "cute" poses in the mirror so i could see what looked best for when i take pictures. at this point my younger sister knocks on the door saying she has to pee really badly. i tell her i have to finish doing my hair. of course she just comes in. i don't want to see that so i set my curling iron in the sink and left. 

now during this time i decided it would be a good time for a smoke break (i just felt like it for some reason and i know it's bad for me.) so as i am having my wonderful smoke i randomly get this urge to pee. like i'm making puddles on my way to the bathroom gotta go urge. i see my sister has left and was relieved (at the site not literally) and ran to bathroom. i close the door. pull my pants down and sit.



something felt cold....then it escalated to this searing pain of what felt like a dagger going up my ass cheek and slightly hitting the vaginal area. i stand up so fast and while screaming profanities i turn to see what could have caused this terrible pain. all i see is a closed toilet and my curling iron on top. 

remember i put it in the sink? well my sister needed to wash her hands. so she set it on the lid not thinking i'd have such an experience. 

to be completely honest i don't remember if i peed or i lost the need to pee (i don't remember wetting myself). but the pain...well at this time i had a fairly new boyfriend, we had probably been dating for almost a month at this point. he came to visit me after work only to see me laying down on the sofa. with my face red and my eyes still kind of filled with tears from the pain. he's concerned and i finally tell him the story. he just laughs his ass off and kept making gestures to slap my ass. 

i thought the pain was already bad enough with the initial burn and healing within the first few hours. well it got worse. as the days progressed it hurt to pee because that shit would just slightly rinse over the burn. ok not so bad i can deal with a couple seconds of stinging. i can't wear underwear because my ass cheek kept wanting to weld it with my body. and it hurt to take them off. it was like popping a blister while wearing socks and then hours later ripping your already healing wound from your sock. np just don't wear underwear. oh except now my ass cheek is welding to my pants. 


ok, get a bandage great now that's welding too and i'm pretty sure that's looking infected. i go to walmart and buy this special bandage that's not supposed to stick to wounds. yep my ass cheek welded with that. so every day was a struggle of opening the wound again and again. and not to mention i couldn't even sit properly. especially during class. people started spreading rumors of how i had anal sex and blew my rectum like wtf???? haha for the most part i shuffled around like an old lady. it took months to heal but it finally did. and for about the last three years i had a nice dick shaped scar on my ass. it's finally faded away but i think you can still see it.

i haven't  curled or straightened my hair since. on the bright side my hair is a lot healthier.

TIFU being in a rush to use the bathroom