Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm going to bed after a long ass day of school and my internship.

after stretching out and nearly settling nicely into dreamland, i notice my ankle is itchy. i give it a good scratch with my toenail from my other foot. ah, that's better.

now it feels wet. what the hell. being a warm night, i assume it is sweat and try to go to sleep. 

soon, my ankle is soaked. i get up and stumble to the bathroom. i switch the light on and notice a ketchup stain on the wall. "how the fuck did that get there?" i wonder. 

i look down and my ankle and foot are covered in blood. what's worse is the fact that my ankle is *pissing out a fucking horizontal stream of blood*. i proceed to plug the hole with one finger, and call my girlfriend, all whilst acting like a wounded soldier on omaha beach. i roll on to my back, bawling on the phone to my girlfriend, and realize my apartment looks like a murder scene. my pressure hose ankle has sprayed blood all over my white walls.

i lay on my back for a good 15 mins, trying to get the blood to stop. legit thought i had somehow contracted haemophilia and this was the end. but naturally, the bleeding eventually subsided and i cleaned all the goddamn blood off my walls.


now, with my ankle covered in bandaids and a big ass sock, i'm trying to get back to sleep and feeling like a buffoon for scaring the crap out of my poor girlfriend.

TIFU by scratching my itchy ankle.