Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: history repeats itself. when i was first married, in our first house, without kids, our kitchen sink got clogged about once a month which required moving the refrigerator to get at the pipes. one night, i finally had it, and grabbed the toilet plunger from the bathroom, and marched into the kitchen, plunger in hand, held high like a knight into battle, with my wife following me, screaming, "you're not putting that in my kitchen sink! gross!"
after threatening to conk her on the head with the plunger for putting potato peels in the sink – again – she backed off and watched me from the far counter, arms crossed, eyebrows raised in the air. it was a double sink. i took the time to shoot her a look of contempt, raised the plunger with both hands and slammed it down as hard as i could into the drain that was buried in 3 inches of greasy water. the result was the clog, a half gallon of gray water and some liquid drano shooting up from the opposite drain and hitting me in the face like a daffy duck cartoon. i haven't lived it down since.
flash forward to today. our littlest one was caught shoving peas up her nose. a quick google search by the wife revealed that death was most certainly imminent if the little vegetable wasn't removed immediately. we tried straws. we tried the little douch-ey snot-sucker thingy. we tried squeezing it. it was in there and wasn't coming out.
someone on the internet had the solution- cover the toddler's mouth and one nostril, and blow, and it should fly right out. seemed to make sense. we argued about it and the task fell on me. the kid was already pissed from having her head cradled and a flashlight shone in her face. i finally reached over, squished the left nostril, closed my eyes, and blew into her mouth.
it made a god-awful sound, and resulted in boogers and snot being blown all over my face. i opened my eyes to see snot strings stretching from my daughter's terrified face to mine. the look she gave me confirmed that she felt violated, for sure. i started dry heaving, and went to the sink to waterboard myself. it really was pretty gross. after gathering myself and redeeming what little dignity i had left, i asked if the pea came out.
as i'm wiping my face off, my wife was wiping tears from her face and said, "no, and i'm sorry... i wasn't sure... but it might have been the other nostril..."

the kid is sleeping sound now. i have no idea if the damn pea is still in her nose or not.

TIFU by trying to remove a pea from my toddler's nose