Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: disclaimer:  i don't need dick sucking advice.

my girlfriend would never give me a decent bj, because she complained about how much her jaw would hurt after a very short period of time, and then she'd pretty much just stop.

so here i am in the kitchen, and i'm about to cook up a nice tasty sausage, and i'm like "you know, this here sausage seems to be about my size, with about the right amount of curve to it... hmmmm... \*checks if gf is around anywhere\*"  i decide i'll step into her shoes for a moment, and see if this is uncomfortable for me.  get a taste of what she has to deal with.  just a taste (i know this isn't truly a decent comparison to some d in the m, but it's what was there, so i went with it).

into the oven mr sausage goes, and i start pondering how i'll do this.  i start getting cocky, and figure that obviously i won't have any problem with this just in my mouth, so i should probably try to deep throat the thing.  (then i can think to myself, saltily, how even *i* gave that a try...  something she would never even consider.)  i do realize that attempting to deep throat a sausage probably isn't the smartest of choices..  i could easily lose control of that slipper guy while he's back there, and i don't even want to think about what would happen then.  that just won't happen.  i've got this.  i come up with the plan to just stab a fork through one end, and that'll be the equivalent of the "flared end".  perfect, nothing will get lost, and i won't questionably choke to death on a whole sausage, alone in the kitchen.

ding!  mr sausage is ready!  actually, i think i slightly overcooked him...  :(  okay, i'm not an idiot, i know this needs to cool down before i do anything stupid.  so i step away for a bit, still assuring myself my plan is foolproof and i won't choke on this thing.  i come back to my sausage to find it has shrunk since the time i first set eyes on him.  man, so real... i can relate to this.  but i needed it's full glory right now!!  what kind of test for myself is this?  pretty big let down.  i'm definitely disappointed, and i'm about to not even bother.  what's the point?  frankly, this isn't even in the ballpark anymore.  but i had committed!  i should still do this!  maybe this will still turn out to be a surprising challenge.  i'm not really convinced, but i'm convinced enough.

well, here goes!  \*fork stab\* okay, that seems secure, i guess...  i'm definitely not sold on my safety precaution, but it'll have to do.  i'm a little hesitant, but.... \*sausage into the mouth, and all the way to the fork\*  piece of cake, this shrunken sausage is just way too easy, definite letdown --  "oh shit, wtf my throat is on fire!! omg what is happening?!"  i pull the sausage out, but my throat is still on fire!  it's getting worse!!!

shit!!  of course i forgot this was a spicy sausage!  it didn't even cross my mind!!  i eat spicy food all the time, and this sausage isn't *that* hot, so i don't even think of it as spicy.  but the back of my throat is actually extremely sensitive to spicy, and if spicy stuff gets back there, i go into crazy coughing fits.  i start crying from the fact my throat is burning to hell, but also because i'm laughing hysterically at myself.  i'm also coughing like crazy, and there's pretty much nothing i can do.  i struggle to pour myself some milk, and try to gargle it, but it doesn't help at all.  i guess i smeared spicy sausage fat all over the back of my throat, and it is fucking resilient!

i just keep laughing and crying it off as i start cutting up the sausage, and then my girlfriend walks right into the kitchen, wondering what all the commotion is about.  wow, she was somewhere around that whole time, haha.  it's a good thing she didn't walk in on that, i never would have lived that one down!

TIFU By trying to deep throat a sausage, but forgetting it was a spicy one.