Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: sorry for the wall of text as i am on my phone. anyways this happened yesterday. my cat loves attention but hates being ignored. he will often get aggressive by batting or nibbling on exposed flesh. he has claws but chooses not to use them, and after this incident i thank god for that. after taking a shower i was drying myself off when he asked for attention. knowing petting him with wet hands would piss him off i planned on ignoring him until i was dry. so hear i am, standing naked in the shower, towel drying my hair, and the fucker jumps out of nowhere and bats the shit out of my cock. three times in a row. i preceded to do an irish jig in an attempt to save my life, and landed on my ass covered in bathroom accessories that are kept in my shower.

TIFU by ignoring my cat.