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Input: Text: my wife and i have been trying to conceive for a long time. years actually. no reason why really, but as we investigated, we started with the assumption that she was infertile.

it took about a year of so for her to run all the tests, see all the various doctors, run all the possibilities to ground before we knew definitively she was not the issue.

so i got my semen tested and learned i was effectively infertile. i was producing such a low amount of sperm that it would be impossible to impregnate someone. also found out that my testosterone levels were very low.

so the investigation continued. the next step was to get hormonal testing done and an ultra sound on my junk, etc. then i would bring the results to the urologist.

first, a little about myself. i am in my 20s, have competed in several iroman races, done dozens of triathlons, race bikes competitively, run 20+ miles a week. i like sports and am very competitive. i have a lot of muscle. look like a lacrosse player. i consider myself pretty manly.

so i never once thought i wasn’t a man.

but i was at my desk at work when my general practitioner sent me the lab results. i immediately started pouring through them, googling terms i didn’t know to figure out what it all meant. i am a huge webmd user so this was right up my ally.

well come to the karyotype. the report indicated i have karyotype 46 xy. no idea what this meant, but i knew it had to do with chromosomes and i knew it was important.

so i quickly typed it into google, looking around as i did it to ensure no one was watching (we sit in open cubicles). i saw the google search bar auto populate and i hit enter.

google had auto populated karyotype 47 xxy. close enough for me not to catch the error. the first link was a wiki article on the xxy chromosome, otherwise known as klinefelter syndrome.

i begin reading and the first sentence tells me the primary feature is sterility. i thought, ok that checks out. goes on to say symptoms are subtle and people don’t realize they are affected for many years, ok that checks out because i haven’t noticed anything yet and am in my 20s

continue reading, other symptoms include man breasts. i haven't been working out that much and gained a little weight. my overall critical self was like, oh yup i have man breasts.

went on to say lower libido, and i hadn’t been particularly interested in sex recently, so yup that checked out.

i went on to read that people with the 47 xxy karyotype often share development features of women, have low testosterone and must undergo testosterone and hormonal therapy to effectively retain masculinity.

at this point, even though all the other symptoms didn’t check out, i was convinced i had this hormonal disorder and quite possibly a woman trapped in a man’s body. i was freaking out, not thinking logically anymore and went straight to sweating at my desk, rapid heart rate, as i scoured the internet and wiki for more information. a coworker came by to chat, and i snapped at her to go away.

it was about 10 minutes after the initial google search that it dawned on me to double check my google search was correct, and relief ensued.

 

update: this tifu is a result of my add and impulsive google searching, along with my ignorance of biology and science. i am making fun of myself/laughing at myself and wanted to share my experience with ya'll. i have no intention of misrepresenting folks that are transgender and i certainly don't mean to belittle anyone's identity or life experience. 

i also don't mean to insult anyone with klinefelter syndrome. this was simply a reaction to having my identity abruptly challenged and jumping to illogical conclusions. thinking i was anything else other than a typical male would have yielded the same reaction.

also, there is more to the story as to why we tested my wife first. but pls know that i am not a complete doosh. not only was the decision mutual, but predicated on medical history and other sensitive information that i just don't want to get into. despite all the logic behind it, i feel horrible that we didn't start with me.

this tifu has many layers. 

thanks for all the love :)

edit: fixed two grammatical errors.

TIFU by using google autofill and being convinced that I was secretly a woman