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Input: So long story ahead.

Me and my girlfriend dated for a few months.  So I ended up moving in, someone we worked with became good friends with us and she moved in, we will call her B. So B was a lesbian and had a girlfriend that never lived here, I never had a problem with her living here and she was great to have around. Not cut to a couple weeks ago, B’s girlfriend is visiting, I didn’t have a problem she was here a couple weeks. One night, a couple friends were hanging out with my girlfriend, B, and Bs girlfriend downstairs, and I was in my room, being a nerd. 

So over the course of the night, they’re starting to get drunk, and that’s all I know, my girlfriend ended up coming into my room late at night, while I was still playing and she fell asleep.  Nothing crazy. 

Cut to last night. I’m sitting with my girlfriend, and she brings up casually how b’s girlfriend was telling my girlfriend how hot it would be if b made out with her, she ignored it because she’s awkward. Later that night, my girlfriend was hanging out in her room, before she came to mine, and B was texting her about how hot it would be for a threesom. My girlfriend, being naive and nice, was talking about how “what would I even do” and was saying things, that I called encouraging it. I got very upset but know my girlfriend is just really awkward with saying no, and was drunk and didn’t handle it well, I was very upset, but didn’t blame b or B’s girlfriend, I blamed my girlfriend. 

It wasn’t until today, where I finally believed my girlfriend, in her just being bad at saying no (she’s too nice) but once we were talking about it more, I realized that if B was a guy, and was talking about fucking my girlfriend, I would kick her out immediately, I told my girlfriend this, and that’s when she eye openly understood why I was upset, if you just act like she’s a guy, she seems like a fuckboy, even today bringing it up with her, B never apologized, she even jokingly texted my girlfriend “so I guess were not gonna have sex 😂😂😂”. She said it was a joke when I confronted her, but all I could think of, is that is what fuck boys do when they wanna shoot a shot, with little risk. 

So today I decided that she can’t live here, I’m about to go on a three week trip, and even though I trust my girlfriend, I can’t have someone in the house who wants to fuck her. So I pretty much told her I’m an extremely nice way, that she needs to move out, I’m giving her a week because she isn’t on the lease, and she doesn’t have a lot of stuff. She had another place to stay already, 15 minutes away.  My girlfriend said, imagining her as a dude, made her feel uncomfortable, because B would walk in on her changing occasionally, and talked about how hot she was.

Am I the asshole for kicking her out? I know my girlfriend sounds bad in this too, but she doesn’t know when she’s being taken advantage of, and completely sees my point of view once she imagined the roles reversed.

kicking my roommate out