Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway because one of my friends is a redditor. i'm your average 15- year- old male, and i masturbate a lot because who doesn't? anyway, i was in my room when i suddenly felt horny. i got up to go to the bathroom to have a quick wank session and i saw the hair gel i use to style my hair sitting on the bathroom counter. normally i just use lotion, but the hair gel had piqued my curiosity. 

i remembered how the hair gel felt slimy and slippery, and i wondered if it would make a better lube than the lotion i normally use. so i decided to use the hair gel instead. i applied a generous amount and began to masturbate. i'm not gonna lie, it felt pretty glorious.

fast forward a few minutes, i finish, and i put my pants back on and thought nothing of it. until a few hours later. 

i began to notice some discomfort in my pants, and it kept getting worse as time passed. eventually i decided to investigate. i went to pull my pants down, only to discover that i couldn't. 

turns out the hair gel had acted like glue and glued my penis and balls to my underwear. after several agonizing minutes of slowly peeling my underwear off my crotch, i managed to get them off. 

now i was faced with two new problems: 

1. that was my only clean pair of underwear, and now there's dried hair gel in them. 

2. i still felt pretty uncomfortable because my cock and balls were glued to each other. 

i took a shower, carefully rinsing all the evil hair gel off of myself. never again.

TIFU by masturbating with hair gel [NSFW]