Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so today my plans consisted of; going to work, getting off of work, feeling sorry for myself because i won't be watching star wars. as it turns out, my boss caught the flu over night and could not get his heads-up text that he was going to give me the day off because my phone is out of service as of last night. i don't yet have a car, so i had to call using my boss's phone for a ride. my roommate was a bit annoyed, but luckily decided to come back to pick me up, it's cold out. 

he decides that he'll go swing by the gym and drop me off at the mall for a few hours, then we would meet at a set time and head back home. i told him that if i don't show up in five minutes, he can head back home and i'd just walk. seemed like a plan. so now i'm at the mall, trying out some fancy clothing at sears and just wandering around. it had been some time i've been to hot topic, so i decided "eh, why the hell not?"

i walk in, and immediately i'm met by a cute girl with blonde hair and pink coloring at the ends, black rimmed glasses, and large sweater for her small size. she informs me of some buy-one-get-half-off sale going on and before we know it, we're both chatting about all sorts of random stuff. she seemed cool and nice. she was only a year younger than me too. we talk for a good twenty or so minutes.

i gather what music she likes, she enjoys doctor who, etc. said she watched a movie while at the mall all day yesterday, creed apparently. she's also from texas like me, so we both hate the cold weather that has been going on lately. 

so eventually i decide to browse around and see if i could find anything, and have her continue working in case she'll get into trouble. nothing seems to interest me much and i happen to glance at my phone, i notice i'm only two minutes away from the set time my roommate is going to pick me up. i need to haul ass. 

as i'm heading out, the girl is giving me a goodbye. i decide, "you know what? recently single. how's about i ask her to watch a movie with me? she definitely seems into me, and i feel confident enough."

so i say "i need to head out in a hurry, buuuut let me ask you; did you watch your movie yesterday alone?"

she said yes. ah, good!

"welllll, how's about we go watch a movie later?" i say in a suggesting tone and funny arm gestures. she says she's working right now and i said, chuckling, "obviously not now, i need to head out as well!"

she looks at me in a 'sorry' expression. oh dick, i'm getting rejected...

"oh, shit, sorry, is it kinda odd for a stranger you just met to be asking you out?"

"yeeeeah..." she says with the same look. 

alright, now i got two reasons to get the hell out of here. 

"shit then, really sorry about that- gotta' go though, i'll catch you later!" and so i speed walk my way out of the mall, i haul ass to the meeting spot, and i just barely caught up with my roommate. we talk about bidets all the way home. i get on reddit to tell you my tifu story, and now i'm done typing said tifu story. 

and today i shall now feel sorry for not watching star wars *and* for being rejected, *and* for having had been recently dumped. fuck you, holidays.

TIFU by going into Hot Topic.