Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i know there are a lot of cat related tifus. they're little fuckers, aren't they?

my gf had asked me to wash the cat, because it might help her allergies. i had a free evening tonight, and i thought i might try it.

after googling "how to wash a cat" a few times, i lured the kitty into the bathroom, and closed the door. now she's mine, i thought. heh heh heh

first, i tried washing her in the sink, as the results had recommended, but my sink doesn't seal well, so after getting the cat's feet wet, i gave up. she sought shelter in the litter box while i prepared the bathtub instead.

i thought that her getting litter on her wet feet sucked, so i coaxed her out, and dipped her in the water, which immediately became nasty because it was filled with litter. so i released the cat, and started changing the water. she immediately hid in the cat box again.

sigh, i thought, this time i'll have to move the cat box. after the water was clean and ready to go, i took the lid off the litter box, and the cat looked up at me with her big kitty eyes. how cute, i thought. i picked her up, and suddenly, there was shit spewing out of her butt.

for some reason, she decided it was a good time to take a dump, and i may have lost my composure, because i tried to get her in the water to rinse her off, but she resisted, which led to her ass spinning around, launching shit in every direction.

and it was liquidy shit, too. the worst kind.

i did manage to wash the cat, eventually, but i have been cleaning for about an hour, and i'm still not done. i may never be clean again.... :(

TIFU by washing the cat