Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this morning i was preparing my salad for my lunch at work. now i am not a big fan of salads, i actually despise them, but i eat them because i am trying to lose weight. in order to make my salads tolerable i add a lot of protein. today my protein of choice was my favorite meat, bacon. i started cooking the bacon, the crackling starts as soon as it hits the pan. the bacon symphony rings through my ears and the smell lurks through the air like a gift from the heavens. my bacon finishes cooking, i cooked it perfectly, slightly crispy but still remaining semi-soft. it was magnificent! i dab it down slightly with a paper towel and i grab a big chef's knife to cut it down into chunks suitable for my salad. after i finished cutting it, i slide the chunks into my salad and look at the blade. the blade is covered with little pieces and the residue of that beautiful meat. i decide "i cannot let this bacon be wasted! i must eat it!" i didn't want to get my fingers greasy so i decided "hey, ladmg, just lick that sweet juicy bacon right off the blade." 

and that my fellow redditors, is how i cut my tongue this morning.

TIFU by loving bacon too much