Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway

so i'm a freshman and college and i'm pledging a fraternity, the names of both will obviously remain to myself.
anyway tonight were the elections to hold positions among us pledges, and me being the clever genius that i think i am, decided to run for the position of master pledge (basically the president) at last minute. like seriously last minute; i raised my hand when he asked who was running and i said "fuck it" and shot my hand up. 
i gave a short speech, it went well. then the brothers started asking me some questions:
"who was your favorite president?”

“kennedy. he fucked a lot of bitches. ” *uproarious laughter ensues*

awesome that went great! i just have one more question, theres no way ill mess this up. 

next question: 

“suppose we were at this house party. you see a few of your friends getting into a fight and also your girl is passed on the couch, and john(fake name) over there is on the prowl and he's about to take her to his room. *points at big dude on the couch.*

i answer as follows

“i dont know about those 3 guys over there fighting, but if you're about to snatch my girl then we’re gonna have to step outside.” in front of all the brothers and pledges.

now i have this one brother who probably wants to (and will) beat the hell out of me, and also became the ‘that guy’ of my pledge brothers. so yeah, just wanted to share my misfortune and a most likely difficult pledge process.

TIFU in my fraternities election.