Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: had a great week vacation on a cruise. while in san juan, my wife saw a guy with a bunch of parrots across from the sr. frogs. he was doing pictures for $10 a print with the parrots (probably 15-18 birds in all).

during the shoot, he was switching birds on her shoulders and arms, changing poses, etc. after he removed all of the birds at one point, i noticed a small drop of blood on my wife's hand from where a talon had cut her, so like a good husband (and knowing how my wife usually is), i calmly walk over and lick the blood from her little finger.

as i walk back, the rest of the onlookers appear mortified and one of them tells me, that wasn't my wife's blood. it came from the bird. now, i start to taste an odd flavor (not my wife's blood flavor, which i am weirdly familiar with).

i gag, i want to puke, but i can't get it to come up. people are laughing, but i'm quite sure i'm going to die from some strange aviary infection (maybe i'll survive and get super powers?).

i'm not even sure if i can tell a doctor and get some kind of tests run.

TIFU by drinking bird blood