Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened way back when i was around 12 or 13. my friends and i were hanging out at our richest friend's house talking about mundane shit when i saw a pellet gun. i picked it up cocked it, removed the clip then proceeded to wave the gun around at my friends like jonah hill in "this is the end". one of my friends screams: "that's loaded! put it down!" i scoffed and said, "you idiot! i took out the clip." then pointed the gun at my rich friend and pulled the trigger from about 3 feet.
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yep he got a pretty bad pellet welt that was bleeding and bruised. looked painful too as he was writhing on the floor. one of my friends then told me that i was an idiot and then explained how the whole gun loading process works.
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my victim then proceeded to tell his mom about it who had just arrived home after shopping who then unhappily told me: "so you were the one who shot my son!!" then sent me home.

we're all still friends to this day. but have never talked about that fateful day. good thing they forgot. :)

edit: replaced a letter and removed an apostrophe
edit: to all those bitching that this didn't happen "today" do everyone else a favor and read point 2 in the rules. there's your til entry.

TIFU by shooting my friend point blank with a pellet gun