Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: unlike most of the posts on this subreddit, this actually happened today. 

a little back story to this, about a month ago i was swimming in a local river and got caught up the current. the current drug me into a rock that was under the water and slammed me into chest first, the result of this was 6 cracked ribs. i went to the doctor and told me take pain killers and wait for it to heal on it's own. 

today, my family decided to celebrate that i was entering my senior year in high school. to celebrate this we went a local amusement park called oaks park, those other oregonians on reddit will probably know it. 

my fuck-up started when i decided to go on a ride called the screaming eagle. this ride entitled being strapped into a seat and it swings you high into the air, putting most of your weight on your chest. after the ride ended, approximately 2 minutes, i staggered off of it in extreme pain. it was so bad i was nauseous and my vision was slightly fuzzy. i sat down, took a tylenol and drank some water. 

the fuck up didn't end here. i decided i wanted to roller skate as 1 hour of roller skating came free with the $16 deluxe ride bracelet. needless to say, i'm extremely clumsy and fell at least 15 times, mainly face and chest first. 

i left the amusement park an hour ago, and no matter how many pain killers i take it doesn't even take the edge off the pain. i done fucked up, i done fucked up bad.

TIFU by celebrating my senior year at an amusement park