Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i got this new 500mw laser online and have been having some fun with it, setting paper on fire lighting matching popping balloons etc. obviously it's pretty powerful. so here's where it all went wrong. i set this next to my bed that night and started to fall asleep when i thought of something, this is gonna look really cool in complete darkness, as i had only used it during the day time. the laser has a button about half way down that you have to hold down for it to work. so i grabbed my new toy excited to test it out pressed the button and then pain total burning pain and i could only see a bright green light. that's right, i was holding it backwards, about 8 inches from my face. this happened about 2 years ago and i am still blind in my right eye.

don't play with lasers kids.

Tifu by almost melting my eyeball