Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so first off let me start out by saying, i would never ever hurt my girlfriend or anyone for that matter. i don't even like to kill spiders, i literally just put them in a cup and toss them out. she just laughed it off but i still feel really guilty about it.
okay now that the disclaimer is out of the way onto the accident. i'm a drinker, i'll be the first to admit it. i don't do drugs i just like to drink some beers. i'm a jovial drunk. that being said, i sometimes act out in my sleep and it's worse when i drink it's progressively been happening more and more frequently, 2-3 times a year. these can be anything from sleep walking, conversations with my girlfriend or just the occasional vivid dreaming. this time it was just the vivid dreaming, although there was a time when i was sleep walking  i peed on my best friends kitchen table. that's seriously the most embarrassing thing ever. we chalked it up to if i was at home that's where the bathroom would've been. i hadn't been drinking that time. 
this time though, i had been drinking a lot. at this point i was laying down on my stomach with my right arm on my side. my girlfriend was basically snuggled up next to my arm. i was having a really, really vivid dream. i had just gotten out of the shower and i was drying off when i heard two voices outside the door. one was my brother but the other voice i'd never heard before. it was very sly and made me unbelievably nervous. he was asking my brother how to get in. then he said, "i need to sick him." i immediately went into action getting ready for him to come in. standing there naked with nothing but a towel... the door slowly opened up and a slim bald man with his eyes sewn shut was standing there. in his hand was a large syringe. i froze for a split second, i couldn't register this thing. senses kicked in and thinking he couldn't see me i rushed him. tried to wrap my towel around the syringe but he was to fast and he grabbed my arm. right then i saw the needle, as he went to plunge it in i jerked back my arm. right at that moment i had woken up and simultaneously jerked my elbow into my girlfriend's throat. next thing i hear is gasp for air. i freak the f*ck out wondering what the hell i just did. i couldn't stop apologizing enough. after she caught her breath and i told her what had happened she laughed. but i felt so horrible the rest of the day. she still jokes but i can't imagine being woken up at 4 in the morning to an elbow to the throat.

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TIFU by accidentally elbowing my girlfriend in the throat...