Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my girl's neighborhood has a stray cat problem. idk what it is about her neighborhood (i assume the neighborhood kids feed them) but they're always around. one night this one stray with half of its ear missing came up to me while i was smoking a cigarette. it was meowing and walked up to me like it knew me. it rubbed itself on my leg a few times and it was so friendly that i had to pet it. i hung out with it for a few more minutes and headed back in. my girl was disgusted that i pet a stray cat but it was just too cute and chill for me not to. 

the next couple of weekends, anytime i'd be outside smoking it'd find me and meow really loudly and run up to me. to my girl's dismay we became best buds. i named him officer nash, after the cop in reservoir dogs that got his ear cut off. 

so last night as i was enjoying a cigarette and low and behold officer nash strolls up to me as usual. he seemed a bit more aggressive tonight for whatever reason. as i went down to pet him he scratched and swatted at my arm a couple times and ran off. his nails dug through my hoodie and my forearm. went inside and cleaned up the scratches with rubbing alcohol while my girl gave me that "i told you so" look. you betrayed me officer nash. never again.

TIFU by befriending a stray cat