Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this wasn't today, but it was the summer of last year.

i was 14 years old, and at an overnight summer camp. i was in a cabin with people around my age and of the same sex. we were all 14-ish year old boys, which meant we talked about a lot of meaningless sexual stuff. this generally happened late at night, and it was always pretty hilarious. we would stay up late and tell stupid stories. it was pretty great. 

one night, i made my first mistake. we were doing our usual thing, when i mentioned i had never masturbated. everyone else in the cabin was shocked. this was a big deal to them, probably too big a deal.
this resulted in a lot of peer pressure, and one night i caved. that was my second mistake. the guys in my cabin were cracking jokes about it (as they generally had), and i announced to them all something along the lines of "screw you all, i'm going."

i walked down the hill to the bathrooms and went in the stall.

let me tell you, i tried my hardest. i didn't really know what i was doing, and i wasn't actually jacking off to anything or with anything. after a good chunk of time passed without any result, i gave up (a bunch of different sources have told me it was a bunch of different lengths of time; my guess is that i was gone about 10-20 minutes).
i went back to my cabin defeated. i hadn't finished. once i reached the cabin, i was greeted by a bunch of questions.

"dude, how'd it go?"

"what was it like?"

my sad response was: "i didn't finish..."

i was still in the door at this point, and a kid who had his bed right by the door asked, "did you wash your hands?"

that was my third mistake.

after telling him (and the entire cabin, for that matter) "no...", i turned around and went back to the bathroom.

well, that wasn't so bad, was it?

at this point, i had forgotten about one big detail. this was my fourth mistake. 

in order to keep all the kids in check and to make sure they all went to sleep when they needed to, two counselors would be positioned not too far from each cabin: one male and one female. the two counselors heard this entire conversation. apparently, the guy counselor had to send in the girl counselor because he was laughing too hard. 

she came in (while i was gone), and said to my entire cabin "whoever didn't wash their hands, that's nasty!"

this became a joke throughout us that they never truly got over. it was hilarious, don't get me wrong, but to this day, there's a guy out there who knows me as "that guy who didn't finish".


 


edit: thank you guys for the response! this is one of my favorite stories to tell, and i'm glad you all got to hear it.

TIFU by trying to jack off at camp [NSFW]