Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: original post: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/260lfz/tifu_by_telling_my_mother_girlfriend_and_18_year/

sorry there hasn't been one yet, but nothing's happened. bit of an anti climax really:

i raised it with my girlfriend by asking to talk about "those texts i sent you" and she had no idea what i was talking about. i gave a bit more detail without giving too much away and it was clear they'd never gone through.  

my ipad is wifi only, and so only those people on ios received the messages, meaning the gf and mother are none the wiser. 

in any case, it wasn't something i was actively hiding, it just never came up. i abhor lying and will always tell the truth if asked, so i thought fuck it and told her what i'd sent (without the gruesome details), she was nonplussed, asked a couple of expected questions and semi-jokingly told me that she would cost more. then we ate a pizza. 

so while my mom didn't receive the messages, my sister definitely did, and would have told her about them, in how much detail i don't know. i still haven't spoken to either of them but there's still a chance of a minor shitstorm.

i'll update again if any lols come out of this.

TIFUPDATE: accidental prostitute text. Prepare to be underwhelmed.