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Input: So basically I’m on a d.c.field trip and this waiter is being rude to me, and I’ll tell you what happened leading up to me fucking up the table. So it was my first time going to this mid evil style restaurant and he asks me for my table card, I didn’t here him so he asks me again and then I give it to him, he walks away saying are you deaf man in a somewhat annoyed tone of voice. Then he brings us garlic bread and he gives me the worst one. He even said he’s going to give me the worst piece because I didn’t cheer for him enough(this was because at the restaurant I go to is mid evil themed and they do tournaments there and the waiter was also a helper of the knight on our team.  So I’m getting a tad bit of annoyed at this point because I haven’t had to deal with a situation like this. Now I get served chicken and he gives me the biggest piece, his reason for this is because he exclaims I am the biggest chicken he ever met, of course my classmates laugh at this but thankfully I never cried or anything like that. Now when he is serving us potatoes and corn the king was announcing birthdays of people in the crowd he said the whole crowd wasn’t cheering enough, the waiter hearing this while walking to our table decides to shout my name, i know he shouted it because I didn’t cheer for him enough as I stated before.  So then when the fights were almost over he started to hand out wet wipes for us to wipe our hands with, what this dude decided to do was have two of them in his hand he hands me one and I take it, when I look at it while grabbing it he throws it at my face with about as much force you would throw a toy for your dog. So I’m like pissed of but I’m not showing it so I think to myself that I need to get some revenge, I end up decided to unscrew the salt shakers and flip the soda bottle on it’s opened lid so that it will make a big mess when picked up.

After I left I call my sister and tell her what happened, she tells me I should’ve told him to stop and that it’s his job to entertain people.  I don’t know if I should’ve told him to stop but I just wanted to get this off my chest. 
( please when reading this keep keep in mind that I’m on the bus going to the hotel and I’m kind of cranky and tired from walk-in all day and having to deal with this waiter.) thanks for reading.

turning a soda bottle upside down on the table and unscrewing the salt shakers