Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my girlfriend lives at home with her parents, and i'm staying with her for a week or two because she lives far away (i'm 22 and she's 21).  we usually have a bottle of lube in one of her bedside drawers or whatever but the last time we used it i was feeling lazy and just tossed it under the bed. 

anyway, we're hanging out in her room tonight sitting on her couch when her parents come home from dinner.  they're very chatty and like to hang out and talk so we're all sitting there talking when her dog comes trotting in the room and plops down right in the middle of us.  her mom shouts, "what's that in his mouth??  he has a bottle of vodka in his mouth!  why does he have a bottle of vodka?"  i look down and immediately recognize the purple container as none other than our little tube of astroglide.  my girlfriend and i sit there for a second totally frozen before i jump up and grab the lube out of his mouth.  i manage to stutter out a "haha yeah how'd he get that vodka" as i grabbed it and put it back in the other room.  her little bullshit pug had run into her room, grabbed the lube from under the bed, and then brought it back to show off to her parents.  

there's no way her parents didn't realize it was lube.

TIFU by leaving the lube out