Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: for the past 2 years and a half i have been in the iphone trade business i buy and sell them. i grew my connections within the first year just off of craigslist and i was doing very well for a teen out of high school, college started where i met my business partner and best friend george there, we had great ideas and connections we both shared with one an other which made us quite a bit of money. we dropped out second semester and have been working with each other for 2 years now. so this past week we get a call from a man named vlad who wants to sell us 2700 iphone 6's.. at this amount we thought this was just some sort of a gag on us. he set up a meeting to come into our office. 4 days ago he came in and introduced himself, we talked for about 20 minutes then he took us to the back of his cadillac escalade parked out front with no plates, opens the trunk and we see boxes filled with brand new sealed iphone 6's and our jaws dropped at the amount this guy was carrying on him driving around like this(idiot). we asked him how he got them or if they "fell off of the back of a truck", he told us how he got a hold of them and it makes sense after we saw the printed receipts for each one, i don't really want to get into how he got them but from what he showed us and said it would suffice for us. we just figured this guy was just some rich moron, so we went back inside and began talking numbers for about an hour, and over all coming to an agreement me and my partner we're going to make a $45 profit on each phone we bought, now 2700 iphone 6's 16gb unlocked we did not have that kind of capital to pick them all up at once, buying each phone at $545 the total would come out to almost $1.5million, picking them all up at the end would come to about $120k profit, not bad for a few weeks work right?.. we were hella excited. selling the phones would be really easy for us we had all the connections and people ready to pick up from us for this deal. we sold iphones like johnny depp could sell cocaine in the movie blow. now we sold all of our stock the next morning to maximize our capital together at almost $500k and realized we would close this deal out in a week & a half, so the deal was to do 3 increments. that same day we spoke on the phone with vlad and we would be picking up 850 pieces, we sat down ready with the money in the safe waiting for vlad to show up. he texted us he was 15 minutes away so me and george go out for quick smoke. we smoked and chatted for about 20 minutes and almost forgot we were about to do the biggest deal of our lives at the age of only 20. we head back inside and what happens next is something that will be imprinted in my head for the rest of my life, i throw myself down on the foam chair we bought last week  and open up a box of beef jerky about to text vlad again, george goes to his work space in the back side of the room and there is a wall separating us, i realize i left my phone there so i called out to george to grab my phone, i day dreamed for about 15 seconds and called out "george! what the hell" i walk to the other side of the wall, and see my buddy's sitting down on the floor, guns drawn now on the both of us, two men wearing all black and ski masks, something you'd see in a fucking movie.. my face turns pale white no words exchanged i don't know what to say or think, one of the guys points at the safe with his left hand and from what i'm guessing a 9mm in the other pointed at my chest, i kneel down opening this thing only thinking we are probably going to die once i open it up, i get it open back off and see tears run down george's face, being so shocked i had no reaction to anything, there. not saying a peep they grabbed it all, our life savings and part of george's trust fund all liquified taken from us. they grabbed the money pointing the guns at us as they walked out, i look at george with nothing to say.. and we just sat there for about 30 minutes not saying a word and finally got it together. we spent the rest of the monday night and tuesday morning at the police station filing a police report. they put the word out for the police to watch out for 2 males standing at 6"feet tall who are armed and dangerous. "yeah there gonna get caught" me and george know we are both fucked and will not get our money back. 8 patrol cops came back with us to the office to check the tapes, we have cameras set up inside and in the parking lot. we played the footage we have in there, they took the footage in for evidence but i will post a link soon as i have access to it again. what i do have right now is this picture i took with my phone, the camera shows vlad on the phone with somebody looking really sketchy as shit, in the parking lot at the time this all took place at our office. can't get a hold of him anymore. 2 days later i'm writing this fml.

http://i.imgur.com/p7zidlm.jpg

Tifu How my friend an I lost it all.