Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened this morning. the past two weeks my area has been hit with snow and ice so school has been out for 2 weeks. over time it has become a little boring. yesterday while at wal-mart, i passed by a can of octopus meat and decided to give it a shot on video since  the meat in my diet is 80% chicken, 20% beef and pork.

this morning i woke up and my family members had left to do their separate errands. i was home alone. this is not an uncommon sunday occurrence so i figured i should do the video now. i open the can and the composition of the air must have changed. bye bye 78% nitrogen. it smells kind of like a puffin/artic bird zoo exhibit that had been abandoned by humans. i go on and do my video and show my expressions.

this is where shit gets messy.

i then remember my gf saying that i should try to fry it. i've fried stuff before but they've always smell nice if anything so i didn't think twice about it. you know how they say never fry bacon without a shirt on? never fry octopus without a hazmat suit. they are like jumping time bombs. then i hear something that i didn't  expect for at  least another hour: the garage door opening and mom coming in. remember that pungent smell i described earlier? it amplified many times once in my pan.

she walked in, dropped the groceries and vomited on the spot, making her way to the back door creating a dotted line of puke until she was dry heaving. i rushed to throw the can outside and any other cephalopod parts i had. i cleaned up her vomit. she was rather upset, but we then went out to lunch.

TIFU by trying canned octopus