Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: we just finished having sex. she usually goes to the bathroom afterwards, to clean up and take a piss to avoid urinary tract infection

she has this stupid fucking cat which i can't stand, because he has this glare of content all the time which just pisses me off.

for some reason, i always have to fart after intercourse - instead of just letting it go there and then, i decide to take it out on the cat. my girlfriend leaves for the bathroom, and im just standing there completely naked, awaiting my turn for the bathroom. this is my chance!

i turned around, ass-to-catnostril, spread my cheeks and let my air bagel rip through her whiskers! mind you, this wasn't a normal fart, as they usually just just last for a split second - this one lasted four seconds! it was the perfect fart for the occation, and i was laughing through the whole ordeal.

i look up, and there's my girlfriend looking at me with disgust. she forgot to bring her towel with her. she dumped me the next day.

no regrats

TIFU by farting on my girlfriends cat