Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this did indeed happen today. throwaway for obvious reasons.  

so i'm over visiting relatives and we have to pay a visit to my grandmother in hospital. before leaving i feel a bit of a stirring in my bowels but the hospital isn't far at all, surely i can hold on.

it soon becomes clear that this will not be a quick journey. the traffic is completely gridlocked. barely moving at all, and to make matters worse the need to shit is getting more and more prominent. after i ride out one wave it seems to go away, we get over a level crossing, almost there but the sight of a queue of stationary cars in front of us brings on another wave. i try and get out of the car but there's nowhere to run to. resigned, we get back into the traffic and i have to admit defeat. the smell is horrific. get to the hospital, try and get to the toilet without being detected. of course taking my clothes off means i get shit all over my legs. and it becomes clear this is not a normal shit. the backs of my legs are now caked in wet yellow shit. some of it is on my hands. "how is there so much of it" i keep asking myself. "what the hell did i eat?" my clothes are completely ruined. baby wipes and towels barely help, they just seem to spread the mess a bit. the main problem is that i'm naked. so after calling my mum for help, help comes in the form of a nurse (thankfully a middle aged female one) and after cleaning up as best i can, i am forced to leave the hospital wearing paper pants, pyjama bottoms and my mum's jumper.

 i've had a shower and changed into a new pair of pants, however i currently have no spare pair of trousers or shirt. i was wearing a lovely new shirt and a pair of trousers, they're now most likely ruined, and my nice coat was also ruined. 

i kept reassuring the nurse that i'm not incontinent or anything, the traffic just defeated me. 

meanwhile my crush has just texted me saying hi and asking how i am. i've told her i'm great thank you. in these situations it's best to lie.

TIFU by shitting myself as an adult.