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Input: Text: i'm 20 and currently attending university. my parents allow me to live in their home rent-free as my college is only 20 minutes away.

after getting home from my classes today, i was home alone. both parents were at work and my sister was still in high school. you know what young guys (*any* guy, i suppose) do when they're alone.

i have a fake vagina tube thing. i don't know what it's made of, but it's soft and squishy. i lubed it up and used it. you don't want details, and you can probably accurately guess what it was like if you *do* want details. 

after i finish, i always wash and clean it while simultaneously showering and cleaning myself. i hop in the shower, clean out the sex toy, clean myself, hop out of the shower, and find ways to kill time until i have to pick up my sister.

i pick up my younger sister from school early, as she had a homecoming parade today and all participants in the parade were allowed to leave early. my mom comes home, then i leave for work at 3:30pm.

i get home at about 11:30pm. i hang out with my mom and sister and talk for a while before heading to the bathroom. i work in a kitchen so i am naturally fucking filthy and i need another shower. i use the toilet, then hop in the shower.

the fucking sex toy was on the shower floor. my heart has never sank faster. i've never had that sort of "this is not the thing that should be happening right now" feeling until today.

i don't know if anybody saw it. here are the possibilities i've explored.

my shower curtain is always on the *right* side of the tub from the perspective of somebody entering the bathroom. the toy was behind the curtain. unless you move the curtain or peer behind it, there's no way you could have seen the sex toy.

but i have no fucking idea whether i left it *behind* the curtain originally or whether i left it very obviously out in the open. i used the bathroom at least once before heading to work, and i like to think i have the sort of awareness that i would have fucking *noticed* something like that. it could have been hidden behind the shower curtain the entire day and nobody would have seen it.

or... somebody could have seen it and pushed it behind the curtain, for any number of reasons: they may have been disgusted; they may have wanted to ensure nobody else in my family saw it and save me the embarrassment; anything.

my sister is only 14 and has difficulty understanding many social conventions. i find it hard to believe she could have possibly seen the sex toy without confronting me about it when i came home from work or at the very least texting me something to the effect of "wtf is in the shower". perhaps one of my parents talked to her about it already and told her to keep it under wraps for the sake of my dignity, but i just don't believe she could possibly do something like that. she probably hasn't seen it. i don't know if either of my parents have seen it. if they have, i am nearly certain neither of them will ever tell me.

i'm currently in my room just a few minutes later. i put the toy away in the drawer where it belongs. nobody has said a thing to me about it. my mother and sister both seemed to act perfectly natural when i talked to them before showering.

i am mortified. i have no fucking idea where to go from here. i think i'll just not do a fucking thing and hope nobody ever says anything.

jesus christ.

TIFU by leaving a sex toy in the shower of the shared bathroom in my house. [NSFW]