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Input: Text: my dorm-mates are pleading with me to share this story with you reddit, so i must oblige. this happened a few days ago, on friday night.

so i recently just ended a 5+ year relationship. i found out my ex had cheated on me with one of our co-workers (we worked at the same pizza shop - good money for a struggling college student such as myself). it was a difficult break-up, we argued, gave each other our stuff, etc. 

that was about three weeks ago. friday rolls around and my dorm-mate and i get invited over to our other friend's dorm for a little soirée to take place at around 8 or 9. i've never been a big drinker, but i was still upset about the break up and...*well*, i am sure you see where this is going.

i have a few cans of pbr before heading over to their dorm. i bring 7 or so and figure i won't be needing any more than that. people start coming in and beer pong picks up; music is playing and i begin to lose track of how much i am drinking and how fast i am drinking it. 

i finish the beer i brought with me and ask one of my friends if they have any i can buy off them. he offers me two pbr tall-boys, for free! man, i have great friends. 

i finish those.

another friend offers me his beer, great! i accidentally spill some on myself and the floor. oops! now i have to drink from the punishment bottle! (bottle filled with shit whiskey that my friend and his room-mates force fuck ups to drink from). i am told i more or less had a few gulps of it. its now maybe 11 or so. i get to talking to a bunch of people, telling them the recent tragic events that occurred between my ex and i, them telling me i am a great guy and i could do better, you know the deal. i'm impressionable at this point. 

yeah! fuck that shit! i *am* a nice guy darndangit! i always treated her right! whatever, i'm over that stuff! on to big and better things! 

i wake up the next morning. i am still kind of drunk and very dehydrated. i look at my phone and see that it's 830. fuck. i have work at 11. wait a minute...

i had about **30 unread text messages**, as well as snapchats and twitter dm's and everything. *damn*, i think to myself, *i was pretty drunk last night*.

i noticed that i had texts from my ex. *great*, i think. i reluctantly open it up and the most recent text reads something like this:

"i know you're mad at me, and i fucked up, but that was kinda uncalled for."

what?

i scroll up. there's a bunch of pictures i sent her after getting back, with captions like "here, have these back" and "i dont want these anymore" and "give these over to your new boyfriend". 

**they were nudes...of herself.** that she had sent to me when we were still dating. 

you see, when drunk, i had felt so much indignation that i sought to remove the dirty pics i had of my ex from my phone; however, i was too drunk to understand that sending them back to her **was not the same as not having them anymore/deleting them**. 

needless to say she wasn't very happy with me. we aren't really speaking at the moment, and although i tried to explain myself that day about what was going through my mind, it didn't really make things any better. now i am the asshole who was just trying to prove a point. hey, maybe she's right. i don't really remember.  

as a nice little side note, i had dm'd a really nice girl that same night, whom i had worked with a while ago, the most charming and most coy line in the existence of dm's: 

"what's your snapchat haha".

like, what the fuck was i thinking?

she asked me for *my* number the next day. 

 

edit: formatting and clarification. if this post grows at all i might invest more time and post screenshots of both conversations, but we'll see about that.

TIFU by sending my ex nudes. [NSFW]