Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, this happened today.

i received a call from my mother near the end of school. she asked if i could pick up my younger brother from elementary school. well, sure, why not. anything to postpone my homework.

i drove to the elementary school, and waited forever in the pick-up/drop-off lane, finally seeing his face in the crowd of students. as he got into the back seat, i was feeling in good spirits, so i asked him if he wanted to go to the park. "yeah!" he responded energetically. 

i sat down on a bench at the park, pulled out a book and began to read, occasionally glancing up to make sure he wasn't doing anything that he shouldn't be. nope, he's just poking at something in the grass on the other end of the playground. 

"hey, god_of_trolling, what's this thing? it's *weeird!*

my brother runs over, gleefully waving something in his fist.
he tosses it right onto my book, and i stare at it.

it's a condom. a fucking *used condom.*

i told him that it was a finger cut off of a latex glove, gingerly tipping it into the trash. i corralled him into the car, took him home, and made him wash his hands three times. i burned the book.

TIFU by letting my brother play with a used condom