Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: background: i live in a college town and in the course of a month, we've had two robberies in our neighborhood that ended in injuries and a fatality. everyone is on high alert and a bit more paranoid than normal.


this happened last night. so i don't work any late shifts or anything, but for some reason i was extra tired. so when i got off work, i grabbed some bags sitting in my car and hauled up the three flights of stairs to my apartment.

i had arms full, so i struggled to get the door unlocked and i had to kick the door open, letting it close behind me. i put the bags away and without a second guess headed off to bed.

a few hours later, i hear my roommate yelling my name. she does this often when she wants me to wake up to hang out with her, so i ignore it and go back to sleep. i then wake up again to about 7 text messages from here, frantically asking "where are you?! are you okay?!", including my three other roommates in a group message and making everyone panic.

confused, i text back "yea. i was in bed. what's up?"

she texts back that she came home to the door not closed all the way and the key still in the lock. she was having a panic attack thinking that someone kidnapped me.

luckily no one took the opportunity to steal anything. fuck.

TIFU by heading straight to bed after work