Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i met a new guy at a friend's birthday dinner a few weeks ago. i got drunk last weekend and apparently texted him some horrible stuff at 3am or so. sigh....

consisting of:

"come over now and you can bury your face in this ass you dirty lijjte fucker."

he isn't even short, he is at least 3 inches taller than me.

"if you come over now you can eat my pussy and my ass and ill suck that bulge i saw at dinner."

finally, when he wasn't replying:

'fine then fuck you you little fucker. just jerk off."

 
i'm a terrible woman.

TIFU by drunk texting a new friend