Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: pretty sure this is nsfw

as most stories go this didn't happen today, it actually happened almost 2 years ago. i will try and keep it short and sweet.

little background information. i am in the hospital and its been a little over a week after a snowboard accident off a 40 foot jump. i had an acetabular fracture of my pelvis, broke 3 vertebrae in my back, and stretched the perineal nerve which gave me foot drop. it's been a pretty shitty week but its about to get much worse.

i am starting to feel a little better and getting off all the pain medicine. one thing leads to another and you know what an 18 year old guy does when he gets bored (use your imagination). i am soon to realize i can't feel the right side of my dick! i ring the nurse and tell her its a huge (or small) emergency. she comes in, i tell her the predicament i am in and she didn't know what the hell to say. she gets the main doctor and he comes in and i just start bawling my eyes out. i was sure i was going to die a virgin. he basically told me he had no idea if it would come back and only time could tell. this just made it sooooo much worse. apparently there is a nerve that goes down each side, who the hell knows that?

the next 3 months were the worst of my life. i didn't even care about the other injuries, all that mattered was that the feeling in my penis would come back. fast forward 3 months later the sensation finally started coming back and lets just say it was a pretty great evening. i can honestly say that not a day goes by that i am not grateful to have complete control of my penis.

TIFU and couldn't feel the right side of my penis for 3 months