Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: ok this didn't happen today, but about a year ago. it was a saturday night and my roommates and i didn't have any plans so i decided to call it an early night. me and my roommates are all very friendly so we basically have an open door policy for the apartment where people are always coming over usually without any notice. about an hour after i went to sleep a few people came over, but i being in my warm comfortable bed couldn't be bothered to come out. they then decide to bang on my door/wall for 10 minutes until i finally give in and come out of my room looking like a total scrub: hair not cut in a couple of months, not having shaved in a few weeks, old soccer shorts, old glasses because i ran out of contacts, and a faded one love bob marley tee, not to mention the still half asleep look on my face. apparently word got out that we were having a get together in our apartment which led to more people coming over after about 15 minutes. in the group of people who had arrived after 15 minutes there was this gorgeous girl, lets call her k. now k is probably about a 9/10, beautiful wavy black hair, nice face, amazing eyes, and a perfect body. on top of her looks she is also really nice, i've never heard her say a bad word about anyone.

now as i see this incredible girl walk in i thought i had already fu by being the scrubbiest dude in the room, so in my mind i have no hope what so ever. after shooting the shit with everyone in the room she comes and sits down on the same couch as me(it was the only seat left in the room)i have seen her around before but never had the chance to have a conversation with her. this leads her to ask me if i hate/dislike her because i've never talked to her before, i explain that every time i previously saw her she was talking to someone so i didn't want to butt in. she responds with an "oh okay" and a smile which almost brought me off the couch and onto my knees(no shame). later me and my friend are in the kitchen talking about fifa and she walks over and says she's real good at fifa because she used to play with her fifa addicted ex all the time. k then asks if i wanted to play, having nothing better to do i agreed. she then says lets make this game more interesting, if she wins i have to come over and clean her apartment, i ask her what do i get if i win. (stupid moment #1) she grabs my hand, puts it on her left boob and says anything you want. in my defense, 1.)my hand was in more of a knocking on a door fist than full boob grabbing open palm, and 2.) i figured she was putting my hand over her heart so as to make a solid promise. me trying not to look like a creep chose some stupid reward if i was to win, i did end up winning by a very large margin at this point any normal male would have thought "that was way too easy, she said i could have anything, maybe she was trying to insinuate something" nope not me, i thought maybe she had just overestimated her fifa ability. (stupid moment #2) it was a couple of hours later and there were only about 7 people left including my roommates, at this point the night was close to done so everyone was like hey lets toke. being the expert blunt roller i go to my room and start the process, k then comes in about 30 seconds later and sits on my bed and we talk about random bs for about 5 minutes. as i was almost finished she lays down on my bed and says nothing just staring at me for about a minute, being the jackass i am i thought nothing of it more than she was tired and needed to lay down so i left the room and sparked the bleezy. (stupid moment #3) ok this one wasn't really my fault k says she is tired and asks if i can give her a ride to her apartment, i agree but my roommate says he'll do it since he wanted to get something from taco bell anyways. meh ok so i said bye, gave her a hug, and that was that. i went back to bed, closed my eyes and after going through all the events of the night in my head i instantly pieced everything together, opened my eyes, and facepalmed the hardest facepalm ever. she graduated a few days later and moved across the country for med school...i have come to the conclusion that i really hate myself sometimes.

TIFU by being a stupidly oblivious guy