Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened literally an hour ago.


so, to set the scene, i work in a very nice sushi restaurant. 4 1/2 stars, five by most standards. my position in this restaurant, at least tonight, is foodrunner, which quite literally means that i run the food to the guests. we close at 11:30 pm, these guests, boyfriend and girlfriend on a date, sat at 11:15. not much of an issue, just setting the time.


so i run the first food to this table, and as i drop it, the girl (she told me her name but we'll call her lacy) asks me what i suggest. i tell her my favorite items, namely our pork ramen and any of our sushi rolls with salmon, that being my favorite fish. we talk for a moment, turns out they're cooler than shit. i talk to the guy, we'll call him ted, for about two minutes about video games and my suggested food, before i have to shuffle off and continue running food.


sure enough, they take my suggestions, and shortly a ticket for a salmon hosomaki (that is to say, an item with rice, nori, and a single ingredient, in this case salmon) and another of our rolls comes back. i don't get to run it this time because their server wanted to do it themselves so as to have more facetime with them.


the minutes go on. ten minutes later their server is speaking to our manager about how the salmon made ted incredibly sick, and how he's never had lower quality salmon. apparently ted was incredibly ailed by our salmon after he and his girlfriend ate five of the eight pieces.


note, we know that there's nothing wrong with our salmon, as it is fresh as can be, literally one of the first cuts of a salmon that had come in today, from the same shipment that had been sold all night without complaint and many compliments. to prove this to him, our manager sends out salmon sashimi (slices of raw salmon and nothing else.) again comes the complaint, except this time it is apparently even worse and he literally "feels like he might faint."


ted leaves to smoke, which upsets his girlfriend of whom had been silent up to this point. she is talking to our server and it is visibly upset with ted over his asshole-ish attitude. she is confused at his behavior and is apologizing repeatedly. she unveils that he is actually quite drunk (he hid it well, none of us could tell until she said) as they had had a few drinks before arriving, which hadn't affected lacy at all.


i go about my night. as i said earlier, we were close to closing, so there wasn't much food to run. instead i helped the bartenders polish glasses, as my other job is as a barback (basically a bar assistant to those who may not know the restaurant lingo.) from there i have a very clear view of ted and lacy, of whom are now one of three tables. 


they are silently arguing after ted came back from smoking his "cigarette" high as shit, according to a coworker. i watch as lacy hits her peak, yells **"fuck you"** and knocks everything off the table, including a dish of fried icecream, several plats and glasses, and the salmon-of-death that started the whole thing. 


a coworker and i go to clean up the mess and, after a long, hectic night, find ourselves laughing uncontrollably at the entire situation. he says to me that if i hadn't suggested the salmon it never would have happened, and though i laugh at first, i realize soon after he is completely correct.

TIFU by suggesting the salmon.