Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: at my uni, we're given toilet paper weekly, but it's really cheap and scratchy. fair enough, it's free, but it still makes wiping a tad uncomfortable sometimes.

today, after dropping the muffin, i get to wiping. for some reason i decide i should be cleaner than usual, and wipe thoroughly and deeply.

fast forward half an hour or so, and i realise my butthole is really itchy. this has happened to me a few times before when i haven't wiped enough, and there's still a bit of chocolate around the mouth, but that didn't make any sense since i'd been so thorough.

so i rush back home to the bathroom and wipe some more. i looked at the tissue, as you do, but instead of a brown smudge, i was surprised to see red. since dudes don't get ass-periods i concluded that the sharp toilet paper had cut my butt!

it didn't hurt too bad. to be honest the real pain is the embarrassment that my anus is so much of a wuss that it got cut open by some fucking toilet roll.

TIFU by wiping too much