Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: yo i was masterbaiting in the corner.i didnt cum but there was
coming blood out of my penis and after that a sticky green sauce.i was really scared.i aksed my mom and he said i have to to go to doc.
i went to the doc, he said that im gonna die in 10 days wtf.



-daniel j

TIFU by masturbating [NSFW]