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Input: I frequent a well maintained municipal par 3 golf course near my work. Yesterday after work, I met a friend there to enjoy a casual round. There was a group of 12 younger dudes playing in foursomes. Totally normal. Then I see them teeing off from different areas than the actual tee box, elongating the holes (longest holes are 110 yards.) Ok, whatever. They kept a decent pace. However if a player didn't hit the green on their first shot, they would hit a second and third ball. When my friend and I got to the greens after them, they were peppered with ball marks. This happened on every green. Some folks like, 'oh its just a municipal course, i dont have to treat it nice.' I hate those people. 

I play at this course all the time and I would describe my game somewhere in between bad and fair. I try to repair as many ball marks as possible so perhaps the golf gods would take pity on a poor soul. Keep in mind that the ground is fairly soggy here and these players were leaving some big craters. 

As my buddy and I approached the 7th tee box, the whole group of players were now amassed on the 8th tee all playing together at this point. After teeing off, we passed each other and I called out to them. "Hey, are you guys on a team or something?" I asked. I was thinking for several holes how to approach these guys. Honestly I thought they were in high school. When one of their players said, "Yeah, we're on a team," I lost my shit and shouted, "then fix your fucking ball marks!" None of them said a word. My buddy says to me, "Geez, old man much?"

We finished putting on the seventh green, and the entire group is was posted up, chipping and putting on 8. The 8th tee box is right by the parking lot so we decided to just call it a day. As we went past all their golf bags they left on the 8th tee box, I noticed... they were from a COLLEGE team. They definitely know better.

I googled the school and emailed their head coach. I did apologize for using profanity. But yes, I did snitch on them. 

Am I the asshole? 



yelling at a golf team on a golf course