Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my family recently bought some sticky rice desserts from an asian supermarket around a week ago. these desserts are the type with red bean paste insides and chewy outsides. they were delicious, and nevertheless, i got hooked on them really quickly. i remember the last time i bought some i bought like four packs of them and ate them all in a few days.

well, fast forward a few days and i'm suddenly getting really really bad constipation and am almost literally dying at home. like, sitting on the toilet for six hours in the middle of the night bad after i woke up with horrible pain in the middle of the night. the day before, i just thought that my intestines were a bit weird when i couldn't pass stool, but turns out it was something worse

spent a total of four hours on the toilet, waking up almost four times trying each time to pass stool for an hour, wracked with horrible pain, before giving up and trying to sleep. it hurt to the point that the pain throbbed throughout my whole body like a huge burn, and was extremely painful. those of you who have experienced constipation, it's bad. to the point where my body was heating up so bad, and i even took off all my clothes and turned off the light in the bathroom because the mere stimulation of the clothes and brightness hurt my brain and my body. even worse, the pain made it hard to actually concentrate on passing stool, so the majority of the time was sitting, experiencing excruciating pain, and using the brief moments of respite to try and pass, with no success.

waking up the next day, i managed to pass a little after a lot of effort. stayed home and spent the rest of the day eating yogurt and bananas and plum juice extract (i'm asian, and it's supposed to help pass stool or something), then spending an hour at a time on the toilet trying to pass over and over again. day two of the constipation, and it got a bit better (only a little bit), and i wasted more of my time trying to get rid of that damned clog in my intestines. in the night, it finally passed after much effort, but i was clueless as to what actually caused the constipation.

turns out it was the sticky rice desserts that i ate in hordes a few days ago. because they were so sticky (and delicious because of that), the sticky rice was extremely hard to digest and tended to stick together in my intestines after the water was absorbed, causing constipation. most people only eat a few at most a day, i ate around ten a day, maybe even more. the amount of sticky rice increased more and more each day i ate it until i ate around thirty mochi's worth of sticky rice and red bean paste, which ended up causing hell to my intestines because they're stupid like that.

one week has passed and i still don't touch it despite how much is still in the fridge, maybe two pack's worth (or around 8 pieces of mochi). i was literally traumatized by the event, and the pain which couldn't even be cured with painkillers effectively, that i refused to touch it, and will refuse for a long while.

and then eventually i will probably do the same thing and die on the toilet again, just like this time. don't eat too much sticky rice, kids! it'll kill you, almost.

TIFU by eating way too many Asian desserts at home