Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this actually happened today.

backstory: i own a pretty decent size garden where i grow just about everything you can buy in a store. potatoes, corn, tomatoes, herbs, apples, peaches, asparagus... everything. so when it comes to feeding my plants i do it the quickest way i can... which would be a pressure sprayer.

the fertilizer i used was pretty much a mix of liquid crap and water, which the plants seem to rather enjoy.

the fu: i used the sprayer about 2 weeks ago and today i decided is was time to prepare it for a fall fertilization of a new strawberry patch. what i forgot was that i never released the pressure from when i last used it, nor did i completely empty it. so that beef stew was marinating under pressure for quite some time, and in heat i may add.

when i started to turn the cap to the reservoir i noticed it was a bit harder to turn this time, i thought maybe some crap dried up in the seal. so i twisted harder, and there we go... i didn't have to turn it to much before the pressure of 1000 cow asses blew up into my face.

i'm not sure if i'm more grossed out that i was sprayed with shit, or more grossed out that a lovely fine mist went into my mouth. am i going to get sick? i have no idea.

TIFU by getting pressure sprayed with manure