Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened when i was 6 but still haunts me.

grandma wants me to take a bath. she fills the bathtub up for me. i decide i need to poop before my bath. no big deal. 

so i'm taking a bath and i see this piece of chocolate on the bathroom rug next to the tub. it was like an m&amp;m but without the colored shell. 

i proceed to put it in my mouth. i'm 5 and love chocolate. i immediately spit out.

it was a small turdlette. turns out 5yos are terrible at wiping their ass.

that taste. so gross.

edit: added "are terrible"

TIFU by eating chocolate