Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this has literally happened about 10 minutes ago. 

i was looking forward to finishing off my night with a proper good bye from lady palm le-la and her friends, the devious digits. so off i went to the depths of reddit and found an interesting couple of videos by the way of /r/suctiondildos 

during my searching, i figured it would be a good idea to plug in my headphones into the front panel's input jack... i've done it before, so what's the harm. every second of those videos were pure bliss... the sounds, the moaning, the earthshaking bass of dat ass thumping. 

 after the good deed was done, and i've said my proper good byes to the sites and miss palm le-la and co., i logged on to facebook and saw this interesting video. decided to turn up the sound and listen. i've watched the video several times since it was quite amusing. the video was about this little kid slapping the hell out of his mom on dr. phil. (if you haven't seen it...  [then here you go.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9besjpgtyi))

suddenly, out of no where, an itch decides it's a good time to attack my earlobe. now, my headphones are the over the ear type, meaning more pure sound of dat ass constantly hitting the table on my lovely 23 inch ips monitor shows me the curvature of this delightful young vixen who is puttiing on this wonderful show for me. 

i pause the video quickly, just to keep up.. and in my confusion, i start it back up while i have my headphones off. at that very second, sound is coming out... but it's too loud for my headphones... something's not right. i pause and unpause the video again.. in my horror, i realized what was going on. my computer activated my headphones, and the input jack in the back of the case... which sent signal to my 5.1 surround sound. the volume on it was quite loud to begin with, and combined with the subwoofer, it would make quite a thunderous clap of them cheeks to a beat you'll feel in your very bones. i haven't noticed it because of the motions and the haptic feedback of the lovely encounter i had. 

to make it worse, i have family visiting. grandparents, uncle and cousins... these walls are paper thin, so i'm quite certain that they've over heard my whaling of forbidden self love.

TIFU by wearing noise canceling headphones