Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i got home early from work today and none of my roommates were home. i decided that i had no business being sober on a beautiful friday so i broke out the rum and beer. after a while of being drunk i was both hungry and horny at the same time. after much deliberation, the penis won out. 

commence a superb fap session. 

then came the hunger. i decided that one of those microwavable mac 'n cheese bowls sounded damn delicious. and yet i was too lazy to get dressed. not really a problem since i would be home alone for the majority of the day. 

well, i commenced eating this and ended up dropping a spoonful right on my half-erect dick. the worst part was the cheese sauce burning my dick like melted plastic. i couldn't wipe it off fast enough. ouch.

TIFU by dropping hot Mac 'N Cheese on my dick.