Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i love soups and stews and i love making them. tonight when i got home i decided on some chicken stew since i already had all the ingredients. yummm! 


now for those of who don't know, the process of making chicken stew in a pressure cooker is thus: boil the chicken at pressure, debone the chicken, add meat and vegetables back into the stock (which you created when boiling the chicken), cook everything at pressure together with your spices and bob's your uncle; delicious chicken stew. 


my first fuck up came when i overcooked the chicken making it impossible to remove and debone. not a problem, i can just add the veggies and make soup and remove the bones later. still yum! but it's late and i didn't plan on making soup, so i'm tired and hungry with my patience meter running on empty. 


finally my countdown timer goes off, i remove the pot from the stove, remove the little weight on top of the cooker to make it de-pressurise faster and wait. but in my haste and hunger i remove the lid too soon and soup sprays everywhere! luckily i didn't get hurt but there is soup on the walls, on the floor, in the toaster, in the kettle, dripping into the drawers, and all over my clothes. 

it's now nearly 11pm, i'm tired, hungry, and i need to clean the kitchen before my housemate wakes up tomorrow morning. 


 

i opened a pressure cooker too soon and made a long night longer. i fought the laws of physics, and the law won.

TIFU by Spraying My Kitchen With Soup