Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a couple of years ago i started wearing reading glasses because small fonts had become too blurry for me to decipher. the ones i use are the generic $10 x3.0 glasses you can buy at any wal-mart or wherever. and they do help a great deal.

prior to that the only kind of glasses i ever wore were sunglasses. in my 29 years of life i have never had bad vision, i have never needed to wear glasses for anything until small text became blurry and unreadable.

earlier today i was at my best friend's house. he was having a little get-together/bbq. after eating we decided to play a board-game. knowing that small text on the game's cards would be involved i whipped out my trusty reading glasses.

here's the problem. i was partnered with my best friend's fiancee (they're getting married in september; i'm the best man). shouldn't have been a big deal because i know her and she knows me and we're all cool. *but* the thing is... the glasses.

those fucking glasses. damn.

see, the thing about sunglasses, as every man knows, is that they allow you to "ogle" a woman without being caught. the dark shades hide your eyes so all you have to do is look in their general direction and they will think you're looking at their face. in reality? no. you're staring at her... ahem... *assets*. 

and that's exactly what i was doing for nearly an hour while me and my friend's fiancee were playing that stupid game. ogling her breasts. she was wearing the low-cut top and i just couldn't resist. in my head i thought i was safe! after all nobody, not even her, could see where my eyes were actually aimed at, right!?

except... fuck. i wasn't wearing sunglasses. i was wearing x3.0 reading glasses. everyone could see what i was looking at.

i only learned the truth during a break after the first round of the game. a friend of mine took me aside and said that the fiance, my best friend, was visibly pissed at me for leering at his girl. apparently everyone there, except for me and the fiancee, had noticed me practically drooling over her impressive cleavage. *the entire time*. over an hour. me staring at her, getting my jollies, subconsciously thinking my eyes were hidden.

no, they weren't. i wasn't wearing sunglasses. my eyes weren't blocked out. i was drooling over her breasts through my fucking reading glasses.

after the break my best friend abruptly ended the game. his fiancee wouldn't even look at me (someone, probably him, had probably told him i'd been ogling her). the gathering dispersed and i went home and wrote this post.

TIFU by forgetting that I was wearing reading glasses.