Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: oh boy, here we go

this fuck up actually happened today believe it or not, and it's the biggest one of my life.

i suppose we had better start back at the beginning. it's march 2015 and i'm a freshman in high school (all you math wizards out there can figure out i'm a sophomore now) and i've been introduced to a mutual friend of my friend. for all intents and purposes we'll call him will, because thats his name. he's overall a pretty nice guy, we shared the same interests. he also has a super religious family who are both racist and homophobic. over the course of the next few months he would ask if we were dating or not, and i would always say no, and i wasn't actually smart enough to realize that he wasn't kidding. it wasn't until today that i'd figured out that he'd told his friends that we were dating. i found this out because one of the people in his friend group made a casual reference to our "relationship." this is when things took a turn for the worse. 

in response i said, "we're not dating."

this caused a major uproar in our group, with one even saying, "you were the most stable relationship i knew and now you're telling me it never even existed?"

so far this doesn't even seem so bad right? well, here's where things go way bad.

for some reason, i figured the best plan of action would be to publicly denounce all relations with will and throw him under the bus. 

"hey guys, i'm not gay, but he is."

it was at this point i'd realized that we were in public, with some of his sisters friends. 

his sister was the most intolerant and religious person in his family.

it spread.

quickly.

this only happened earlier today, what should i do?

 

**edit:** *update:* will won't talk to me, in the class he usually sat by me in, he moved to the other side of the room. he's been suicidal in the past and i can only hope that he doesn't actually go through with it.

TIFU by Coming Out as Straight and Simultaneously Telling Everyone My Friend Was Gay