Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened literally five minutes ago and i'm procrastinating on a paper. a minor fuck up, but procrastination. 

after putting off said paper more i decided to reheat some pizza for lunch (domino's pepperoni and bacon, delicious). set my slices on the paper towel, and heated for 45 seconds. added a little ranch, sat down at my computer to eat and work.

finished my pizza slices and saw that there was leftover bacon on the paper towel, score! i reached over for a piece of my bacon-y goodness and it looked like the napkin was about to fall off my desk. 

here's where i fucked up. i flinched ninja style to grab it, and in doing so, knocked it off the desk. 

now i have a floor covered in bacon, and worse yet, no bacon to eat. time to return to the paper bacon-less and a little wiser. 

edit: grammar

TIFU by flinching.