Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened about a year ago. now my finger looks like [this](https://i.imgur.com/hgkrpxw.jpg). 

so i just brought friends to my place, we did shopping for the party, bought booze, food etc. i saw the dishes havent been done, (i forgot to wash earlier) so i started washing them. while talking to my friends i got halfway through the chore, i didn't even notice that there was a plate that had chipped corner on it, and as i was spinning it with a sponge, it nicked me a little bit. it was just a skin cut. but i was stupid to get mad that someone has not thrown out a plate that's chipped. 

now mind you these plates were thick and big. so as i got mad i decided to smash it in the sink. i held it [like so](https://i.imgur.com/e9wqdzh.jpg). 

and while still holding on it, i hit it on the inside of the sink. obviously i closed my eyes just incase a shard comes flying. felt sharp pain on my thumb, as i opened my eyes i saw the plate broke in half and the further half hit my thumb. it started spilling blood like crazy even though the cut was very small. i tried holding it under cold water, tried to hold hand up in the air, nothing helped. told friends ill be fine i just need to drink (which is a dumb idea). 
the blood just wouldnt stop, my friends forced me to go to the hospital. all 5 of us were in emergency, after an hour or 2 nurse came, checked my finger and said i might have a tendor torn cause i cant move my thumb up. 

doctor came in and did a [surgery](https://i.imgur.com/3gckwqc.jpg). said if we waited longer, he'd have to cut more of my finger open cause apparently tendor retracts like an elastic once cut. my friend took couple of pictures cause hes the only one who wasnt scared to look at it.

now im healed. but lost job for almost a year , cause i didnt have a functioning finger and i worked in construction. i still have pain but it's not too bad.

TIFU by washing dishes and chopping my tendon off