Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: using a throwaway just because of the cringe involved on my part in this story.

anyway, it wasn't today, it was a few months back when i first moved to new york. the first few days were raining so i decided fuck it, i'm not going to sit around moping, i'm gonna try get some pussy. anyway, before i moved i would see this tv ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5vm2vnxxj4 incessantly rape my screen. i mean i was *sick* of this fucking ad, every time i would hear that boom chicka boom bada dee at the start i'd begin to wish i wasn't born. anyway i saw it enough that it stuck with me, so, being the ladies man i am, decided to don my best suit, and go out holding a closed umbrella. **bad** idea. first off it was *freezing* and i was soaking wet. i thought it would look cool of me to walk through the streets, unperturbed by this downpour of satan's piss. i must have looked like a wet dog. anyway i *finally* see my damsel in distress, and, as suave as i can, try to replicate what he did in the ad. terrible, terrible mistake. evidently i wasn't handsome enough or some other factor because next thing i knew i was lying on the ground, and man, my **fucking eyes**. the bitch had pepper sprayed me. and she was screaming all sorts of shit, and i still couldn't see, and there was a huge crowd of people. i'd never been more embarrassed in my life.

TIFU by trying to be charming.