Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: bought some super awesome peppered applewood bacon from the store 2 days ago and couldn't wait to try some today (saturday).

my housemates like really crispy bacon, like you can hold a strip on one end and its not gonna flop over itself. despite this i still choose to fry my bacon on the stove as opposed to in the oven. 

anyways the bacon finished before my eggs (for once!) and i had them mostly dried and picked up the first strip to start eating.

first few pieces went fine...had about 1/3 or 1/2 of the strip left and decide to throw it in. it wasn't as hot as one would think, but just a ton of bacon and pepper in my mouth that i have to break up and chew...when the worst thing happens...

**i sneezed with bacon in my mouth** and i got pieces of it lodged in my sinus. 

i finish the rest of the masticated mess in my mouth, but i am coughing and gagging. i can feel the bacon in parts of my nose. i swallow a few times to get a little bit but i need to keep sneezing. 

before i sat down to eat my breakfast i had blown my nose 3-4 times and each time a piece of bacon up to but not exceeding 3/8" in length have come out of my nose. i think i'm okay but i'm fucked up man. i didn't eat my other pieces of bacon... 

yes, a phenomenal amount of pepper has come out too.

**edit**: guys so sorry about the controversial title, me and bacon had a long talk and we've made up.

TIFU by eating my bacon too quickly this morning. I don't think I'm going to eat bacon anymore.