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Input: Text: i'll give a little back story. i'm 17 years old, and i've liked this girl since i met her at the beginning of high school.

let's just say my friends name is haley. i've liked haley for years, she knows i do. i told her i was over her a couple months prior to now, but its safe to say i haven't moved on. although i have strong feelings towards her, she doesn't feel the same way, but either than that we are really good friends. i guess you could say i got "friend-zoned", but i really don't believe in that.

anyways, i'll get on with the story. this all happened last night.

last week me and haley were talking (like we usually do). we haven't hung out in a while so we decide to get drunk together. on tuesday night we meet at a school by the beach. everything starts off very good, we talk and wait until it's dark to head down to the beach.


we are still sober before we get to the beach, at this time it's around 10:30pm. she spread out a blanket that she brought so we could be comfortable, and we start drinking away. now this is my second time drinking, so i don't know my limit. having not been drunk since spring break, i was really looking forward to this. haley doesn't have to drink as much to get drunk, so there was plenty of alcohol left. i was on the verge of being drunk, and whenever i feel that way, i literally drink anything/everything. by the time we were out of alcohol, i was really really really drunk, like the say anything do anything without much thought kind of drunk 


as the night goes on, we start to become more comfortable with one another, and start to talk about really deep shit. haley has a thing with my friend named sam, but it is very complicated. i always give her advice or listen to what she has to say about her love life (it fucking sucks to hear all of it). she starts talking about her love life, saying she doesn't know what she wants, she doesn't want to be committed to one person blah blah blah. as the conversation gets deeper, i begin to to talk about my problems. we started talking about me and her, and i started to cry, i confessed my love to her, and talked about all that cheesy stuff like; how i wanted to protect her, i wanted her to be happy and how i wished i was the guy she had a thing with. 


i can only imagine what it looked like, a 17 year old dude sitting in the sand crying about how a girl doesn't like him back. i cringe at the thought. i was crying and confessing for a good 10-15 minutes, she was sitting behind me hugging my, and replying to some of the dumb things that i said. 


as i stated before, i drank way too much, so i was starting to feel sick.   i got up and started to throw up, leaning over a beached log. so i was crying and puking, all while she was there, watching and enduring the whole thing. "i'm surprised you didn't try anything with me" was one of the only things i remember her saying. i have a very hazy memory of the whole night, so i really can't remember everything.


we started to head back to her house. being as drunk as i was, she had to help me walk. i don't really remember what happened on the way there.


when we got to her house we had to be quiet, since her parents and siblings were sleeping. all i could think about was getting some sleep. she lead me to her room, and i collapsed on the carpet. she told me to get into her bed with her, and it was a big bed so there was plenty of room. trying to be polite, i declined. we argued for a good 10 minutes about me not getting in the bed and wanting to sleep on the floor. i didn't want to give her the wrong idea, i don't know how to explain it. i respect her, and after all the shit i had said/done that night i just felt so bad. i ended up getting into the bed, since she wouldn't let me sleep. 


i woke up at 6:00 am, and lay there for roughly and hour. she woke up at around 7:20. she rushed me out of her house, and all she said was "you were really emotional last night". i left, and walked across town to get home. as of now, i'm just sitting her and it's the only thing i can think of. i have no idea what to do, and i feel like i have jeopardized our friendship.


as you can already tell, i'm terrible at writing. it's never really been my strong point, and is the main reason why i don't post very often.


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**edit** we talked on skype earlier this evening, i apologised to her for being such a burden, and we talked about what happened. she told me she was confused and thought i was over her a while ago, and said it was a lot for her to take in. she said she didn't want to talk to me anymore, i've blocked all communications with her. maybe not the best idea, but i can't take it anymore, my love for her is eating me away. thanks for any advice/support that i was given, cheers!

my custom fit fedora is on its way.

TIFU by getting drunk with the girl i like