Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am currently on a marathon borderlands session, and decided about half an hour ago to make some popcorn. 

*part 1 of the fuck-up happens here*

i had a stray, unmarked bag of kettlecorn that looked identical to the bags of normal popcorn.  now normally, this wouldn't be considered too much of a fuck-up, *buuuuuut*, microwave kettlecorn burns much easier and creates more gas when popped.  i threw the popcorn in the microwave and retrieved a bowl for what i was assuming was buttery deliciousness.  i snagged the false-prophet of popcorn out of the microwave and opened it right in front of my face. 

all of the excess hot gas exited at extreme speeds right into my nostrils. i dropped the bag and spewed a string of profanity into the ether. with my eyes watering, i walked outside and tore apart the bag with stunning ferocity. i then popped a bag of non-go-fuck-yourself popcorn and ate it with the butthurt of a thousand suns.  

whenever i go to belch now i feel the burn in my nostrils.

TIFU by making popcorn.