Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this is a story from awhile back (1.5 year ago or so when i was 21). i don't exactly recall how we started this conversation, but my roommates and i tend to talk about really random topics (i think anyone with roommates can relate). up to this day, i've never told anyone else (aside from my mum, just because i couldn't believe it).


so, i was talking with my roommates about taking a shit and wiping my behind. while the conversation continued, i casually mentioned that i always stand up after dropping my load in order to wipe my behind. one of my roommates interrupted me and asked me (with a confused look on his face) *"wait a second, you actually stand up in order to wipe your behind?"*. i honestly couldn't understand why he would ask me that and i replied with a *"yes. don't you as well?"*. this was the moment both of them exchanged puzzled looks and erupted in laughter...

as their laughter continued, i became more and more confused and thought that they were pulling a prank on me. after some time of disbelief (on my side) one of my roommates tried to reason with me by saying *"but... why would you do it like that? when you stand up, your buttocks close and it makes that much harder and dirtier to wipe it clean properly, doesn't it?"*. i replied with *"are you messing with me right now?"* and slowly i began to doubt myself and doubt what i thought was perfectly normal for..well.. all of my existence on this planet of ours.

their laughter and my disbelief continued and i actually had to call my mother in order to (for once and for all) know the truth about "how to wipe your ass" (considering she, together with my dad, should've been the ones to teach me properly). my mother responded in a similar manner and also had to laugh.. after which she told me my roommates were right.


long story short, i've been wiping my ass wrong for all of my life. but by now, it feels so natural to me that i do not plan on changing my behaviour. the 'normal way' just seems weird and unnatural to me.

thank you for reading my story.

(i'm sorry if the text was hard to to read (format and my lousy english wise).)

TIFU by talking with my roommates about what I do in the toilet