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Input: Hi everyone, throwaway here. Sorry if this is long.

Backstory: my friend has been with his current gf for a while, she definitely has a weight problem but it’s never something I have brought up. 

Anyways,

I was at at my best friends Super Bowl party yesterday, he invited about 10 friends and told a couple of us to bring our dogs. I have a 95 lb German Shepherd, and he has a 60ish lb pitbull mutt. These dogs are literally best friends for over 2 years and do everything together. We take them everywhere together and they absolutely love each other. Most dogs are scared of my dog for how big he is, and this is literally the only dog friend he has so he gets a little crazy when he sees him. They love to play..they are both extremely energetic and have spent 3+ hours nibbling and chasing each other before.  It’s always super cute and we just let it happen because they love it.  

Now, we were watching the game...most people were just drinking or talking and at this point I’m pretty drunk. Now our dogs are in the other room making a bunch of noise chasing each other, me and my buddy have no problem with it. At some point my friends GF, asked us if we could shut them up or if I could put my dog in their kennel. (My dog never goes in a kennel at this point in his life). We both insisted that it is fine, and yelled at our dogs to keep quiet. They immediately stopped making noise but kept playing. At some point our dogs knocked over an expensive clock they had while we were playing a drinking game. Friends GF instantly screams, gets up, and hits both of our dogs. My dog instantly growled and snapped at her but did not bite her, and then ran over to me. 

I got mad and asked her why the hell she hit my dog, she went on a rant talking about how annoying my dog is and how she doesn’t want him in her house anymore. She proceeded to yell at me for how untrained my dog was (he isn’t, however I got him from a German Shepherd sanctuary when he was 2 and he was a handful back then) he’s perfectly trained now that he’s older and I haven’t had a problem with him since he was adopted. At this point I got mad and told her to stop bitching..she goes off on me and calls me an asshole. Best friend gets involved and yells at us to stop. We stop.

30 mins later  I’ve drank a bit more and our dogs are still playing, causing no harm just messing around with each other. I can tell she is fuming because she is just staring at them. She asks me “why the fuck is your dog so annoying” and I’m pretty hammered and I respond “maybe your fat ass ate all his kibble, I know you always eat Stella’s (friends dog). She goes irate and tells me to get out of her house with all her friends backing her up. I yelled a couple of a pretty mean insults at her involving her weight and a lot of the guys started laughing which didn’t help. My best friend also hasn’t said a word during this.. she tells me to leave and I tell her fine but she needs  to wait because I’m hammered and need an Uber. She says no and starts pushing me out the door. She’s a pretty big girl and I’m struggling to stay inside while her and her friends are pushing me out the door. (I didn’t even have my dog packed up). My other drunk friends are just laughing.. my dog sees what is going on and runs over and bites one of her friends on the arm who was pushing me, he drew blood but I later found out he didn’t get her too good. Anyway, after this they start yelling how they’re gonna get my dog killed for biting and call the cops.i grabbed him and got the fuck out of there and drove home with my dog (real bad choice I know, but I was being drunk and was emotional)...After last night my best friend won’t talk to me or respond to any of my calls. I know i shouldn’t have made fun of his girlfriends weight but I really feel like she overreacted. 

making fun of my best friends girlfriend's weight after she hit my dog and kicked me out of her house when I was drunk