Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i've been babysitting these kids (f8, f6) for as long as i can remember and every. single. day. they eat the same shit. ego waffles with peanut butter for breakfast, and ramen for lunch. 
for some reason, today, i thought that i would mix it up and make some grilled cheese. 
supposedly i don't know how to make grilled cheese. 
i let the pan heat up on the stove, and when it was hot, i put butter on it, and stuck the bread on top of that. i turned my back for a few seconds to get more butter and turn back around to see the bread literally on fire. 
i didn't even know bread was flammable so you can see why this was upsetting. 
i'm not a screamer, and i'm pretty calm in threatening situations, but i did squeeze the butter so hard it fell all over the floor. naturally, i yelled out and told the kids to stay out of the kitchen. dumb on my part because they came running over and screaming and the older one actually slipped on the fallen butter so now there is crying too. 
to sum it all up i ended up making grilled cheese by making a cheese sandwich and heating it up in the microwave. 
also planning to tell my employer that the kids are delusional and i would never start a fire in the house (she pays me $10/hr i will not lose this gig) 
but the picture i have of the bread after the fire was put out was worth the stress pimples i'll probably wake up with tomorrow. 



 

http://i.imgur.com/28raokg.jpg

TIFU by trying to make something other than Ramen Noodles.