Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: all started last night with massive puking and shitting myself about 4 hours after eating a steak. 6 hours straight.
go to the doc today and i get quarantined for 3 days (it's christmas eve here in japan) 

so three other families who were coming over to eat dinner tomorrow now can't, i'm not allowed to hold/play with or have contact with my daughter on her first christmas, and i feel like shit.

TIFU by getting food poisoning and ruining Christmas.