Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: posting this under a throwaway account because there’s not a chance in hell i will do so under my usual account. too embarrassing.

so, today i was playing bloodborne. for those of you who don't know what i'm talking about, bloodborne is a difficult, challenging videogame that requires concentration and skill. the game also has two online multiplayer options: an aggressive one in which you can invade another player to kill them, and a cooperation one in which you can ask/offer help to another player.

i personally prefer the co-op, so i often offer my help. 
an unwritten rule of the game is that once you get beckoned by someone in their game, you shouldn't go afk or leave, since asking for help actually requires precious in-game points and quite a bit of waiting to be connected with someone.

so today i was doing my usual round of co-oping, helping people slay bosses and stuff. for a couple of hours my stomach has been rumbling, but i thought nothing of it, since i'm near my period and my stomach always get a little grumpy in this time frame. 
i've also been very gassy. this is -sadly- important.

i get beckoned by someone. we exchange the usual round of in-game gestures to greet each other before getting down to business and go beat up the boss. as the battle starts, i lean a little bit on a side to relieve some gas.

and promptly shit myself.

it was so sudden and unexpected that i froze,  and my character stopped on the spot for a second. the boss punched the shit out of me. i got back to my senses and dodged, curing myself. 

there's no fucking way i'm leaving this poor fella dealing alone against the boss. so i sit there for a good five minutes, helping a guy with one of the hardest boss of the game (orphan of kos) with shit in my pants.

victory achieved. i bid farewell to my beckoner and run to the bathroom.

thank god the chair didn't get stained...

TIFU by shitting myself while playing Bloodborne.