Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened this weekend.  so i will make it a quick one because thats what i like.  i was out to eat with my girlfriend and we were talking about whatever.  then we talked about ass sax and i said "it is kinda gross because thats where shit is" that did not mean there are ways around that and that i dont want that ever.  she proceeded to say "im so glad you think that" "some guys want to do that and i think its gross im glad you think that" then she picks up here drink to cheers me with a big smile on her face because she thinks i would never do that.  tifu anal by saying there is shit in the ass.

TIFU Anal.