Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this just happened a little bit ago... i was browsing 4chan, (my first mistake) when i saw a hentai thread and thought *hey, why not have a quick fap before bed?* so i get situated, and i'm just kinda browsing through this thread and fiddling with my johnson for a few minutes, then i decide to pull up a few more tabs with some more porn, have some variation, you know? i keep this up for a little while, building jerk intensity as i go through some hotter stuff. after a couple more minutes i'm just going ham and nearing climax when i realize that i didn't have a sock or tissues or anything to finish into, *shit!* i remember i have a garbage can by the door, so i awkwardly stand up as fast as i can, rush-waddle over to trash, and try to hold back as i frantically look for a paper towel or something to aim at. suddenly i see an empty pringles can half-buried under some paper. it wasn't a tube sock, but it would have to do. i quickly snatched it up, and put the top end up to the business end of my dick and just let myself finish. it was at this point that i realized the lid was still on the can, and it deflected a few high velocity shots of baby gravy onto the side of the trash can, the wall, and my foot. post-fap clarity sets in, and i try to comprehend what the fuck i was thinking trying to impregnate an empty can of chips. anyway, i cleaned up the mess, brushed my teeth, laid down in bed, and got right back on reddit. and that just about leads up to now. hopefully you got some entertainment out of my stupidity!

[NSFW] TIFU by trying to cum in a Pringles can