Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so let me just say, i sometimes dabble in what one would call “the devil’s lettuce”. it’s a nice stress reliever, it’s legal where i live, and it’s super duper fun. usually, my friend and i go over to her place, we have a good time, we smoke as much as we want and her roommate doesn’t care about it. we do a pretty okay job at airing out the place. however, recently, her roommate has been desperately trying to impress her super conservative new boyfriend. she demanded we stop smoking in her house, threw a fit, and we ducked right up out of there before she imploded on herself. 
	
we can’t smoke at my place because i suffered some flood damage and it’s not safe for me to be there when there are no floors and the walls are in half. i’ve been living with my dad and for the most part he’s pretty cool, but i have a young brother and a crazy step-mother so i don’t really risk it over there. not fair for them. 
	
my friend and i decide we’re going to load up my little old truck with all of our shared “stuff”, a thick comforter, and head out onto a nice secluded grid road. everything goes well, but in her weeded stupor, she decides that pouring her bong water onto the ground isn’t right, and opts to dump it into a wide-mouthed water bottle i have rattling around in my backseat. it’s opaque, and definitely is not the only bottle of water i have in my truck. i’m a water hoarder. this is important. 
	
flash-forward to the next week… my step-sister usually lives with her other family elsewhere, but decided to go to a camp close by where my dad lives, i tell my mom and her dad i’ll pick her up from camp and drive to my mom’s place to visit. two birds, one stone. however the drive from camp to the nearest gas station is ridiculously long, and she’s going crazy because she’s thirsty, she’s going to die if she doesn’t get a drink of water, it’s life or death. at my wits end, i tell her to go into my backseat, and find a bottle of water. this is the point of my undoing. 
	
she grabs the water bottle full of week-old, warm, and generally disgusting bong water. she unscrews the lid. “how old is this water?” she asks, it doesn’t click yet. i assure her it’s not the water, it’s the water bottle. it was just old and kind of went stale but the water wasn’t going to kill her. 
	
i don’t clue into my mistake until she swallows a massive gulp of the water. she thinks about it for a minute, is this gross? i’m watching her in my rear-view mirror, i realize as soon as her eyes widen. she hiccups once, and then she goddamn vomits everywhere. seriously, it hit me in the driver’s seat. i manage to swerve into the ditch, throw up on myself outside, and frantically try to figure out a plan. i urge her to finish throwing up outside of my leather seated truck. i break into my collection of fast food napkins and wipe as much as i can, and spray the entirety of my vehicle with perfume. fuuuuuck.  i call my friend that happens to work at a car detailing business, she charges me twice what it would take but she laughs about my story. my stepsister takes a few pepto tablets, i get her a ginger ale, and i buy her a 50 dollar starbucks gift card and promise her that as long as she’s at my mom’s i will take her whenever she wants in exchange for her silence, i'm lucky she didn't need a stomach pump.

TIFU by letting my sister drink bong water