Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i'm a stupid 20 year old female with a fucked up life and a fucked up mind, who robs money for a big company my dad works in. it's not much money (like 400 dollars per month) but i'm a horrible person who can't wake up early in the morning and face the troubles of working and dealing with people there (i hate ''my job'', i hate myself). nobody knows, not even my boyfriend. i've been keeping this secret since last year. everyday, always, i hate myself for doing this, but it's stronger than me i don't know why. i tried several times to go but i can't. i can't get out of bed. i think this all started with a deep depression i was suffering (and it seems like i still am).
it seems that yesterday my dad went to the place i work and they told him that they didn't know me or something like that. it's hard to explain, but i don't work for my dad's company, i work for some supermarkets and they don't care about other companies' employees. i found out because today he told me we had to talk about our job and he seemed pretty upset.
i don't know what to say to him. i feel like the biggest thief in the world. i don't talk to people about this, not even to my therapist. i think i wanna kill myself rather than face the shame. i'm still crying and i found out this afternoon... i think i deserve the worst things.
please don't insult me. i'm aware of the kind of person i am. i always hated people like me.

TIFU by never showing up to work (like 1 year). My dad is like my boss and he found out today. He said we need to talk.