Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fu happened about 15 years ago when i was in high school.

i used to post regularly on a message board for toy and comic book collectors. somewhere along the line, i made a joke about myself eating babies. i do not remember what the baby eating joke actually was. i do not remember the context in which said baby eating joke was made. all i remember at this point is that somewhere, somehow, i made a joke about babies tasting delicious and it got a pretty big response from the community.

a bit later i was contacted by someone on aim claiming to be from the message board, seemingly about matters unrelated to the baby eating joke. we discussed collectibles and, over the next few days, made a friendly agreement to trade some nerdy valuables (comics, i believe...my memory is hazy about the details). trading toys and books was a common thing on this board; there was even a popular forum titled "trading/selling" where users would set up these kinds of deals.

here's where i fu. i traded my address with this person, who said they lived somewhere in (if i remember correctly) south africa. there was nothing suspicious about this to my naive and trusting teenage mind. all i thought was: "wow, this is so cool. it's amazing how the internet can bring people together!" but before i could ship anything out or even verify the person's address, they sent me the last message on aim i ever got from them before they logged out forever:

"we'll see how long you can get away with eating babies."

at that point i had completely forgotten about the baby eating joke i'd made and it took a few seconds to process what that message was talking about. then i began to wonder. did this person really take my joke seriously? did they just think it was offensive? did i do something to upset them prior to making the baby eating joke, and did they now see this as an opportunity for revenge? most importantly, what would they do now that they had my name and home address? the last question, in time, would be answered.

some time passed. i can't remember how long it was, but it was long enough for me to stop worrying about it. several weeks, months, i don't know. i asked a few people from the message board if they knew anything about the person who contacted me, but nobody did. the person essentially vanished and, over time, i more or less forgot about them.

until one day, when there was a knock at the door. i was home alone with my mom. she answered it and called me from my room, saying there was someone asking for me. i came downstairs and she went into the kitchen (she was still in her pajamas) while i stood at the door, and looked out.

an older man was standing there with a manila folder. the best way i can describe him is that he was *gray.* gray suit, gray mustache, gray hair. he said he was from some kind of agency (i honestly can't remember if he said fbi or what). he said my name and asked if it was mine. i said yes. he asked if i visited a certain message board. i hesitantly said "sometimes". he opened the folder and said my screenname and the date i had registered an account for the message board and how many posts i had made. i said "okay yeah, i post there". he then told me they had received complaints that someone at my household was harming children, and if i knew why. and that's when i finally realized what was going on.

i told him that a while ago i had made a dumb joke about eating babies and someone had contacted me saying they were going to get me for it. i said they tricked me into giving them my address and that i was obviously just joking about the baby eating and i didn't believe anyone could really have taken it seriously. he seemed to already have come to that conclusion himself and calmly explained that one should be careful what one jokes about online because there could always be someone out there who will take it seriously, and that he has to check on this kind of thing anyway. then he said goodbye and walked back to his car and left.

my mom asked me what he wanted and i kept my answers vague. "he was asking about a website i participate in. it was just a mistake." my mom told my dad about it when he got home and my dad questioned me too. i didn't want to explain the whole thing so i continued to keep it vague and act nonchalant, and they eventually shrugged their shoulders and we all moved on.

to this day, i still don't know if the gray man was who he claimed to be, or who the mystery person who tried to get me in trouble was, or why they did it in the first place. it's been 15 years and nothing else related to the baby eating incident has ever happened. i just laugh at it now and it's become one of my favorite stories to tell, so i thought i'd share it here.

TIFU by making the authorities think I eat babies