Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: if you've read my previous tifu, then this would make a whole lot of sense of why i want to be more important. if you didn't, let me just remind you i was an extremely self-absorbed kid.

happened 8 years ago.

so, i was an 11 year old kid. not some ordinary 11 year old kid, i was an 11 year old kid, who knew java. my family was pretty poor at the time, and i often felt stress of what would happen to our house, cause i knew what a mortgage was, apparently. so, the only way to fix this, would be to get a job doing what i love, using computers, and making stuff with them. so, i become an online freelancer. 

now, there is another reason i wanted to be a freelancer.
my sister, wanted a gaming pc. i thought "lol fuck that", because my family was pretty poor, and didn't want to buy anything non essential. 
now there were a lot of reasons i hated my sister. she stopped playing with me and my little brother. she always lied to my parents and said that she brushed her teeth, even though she clearly didn't. but the most i hated, was her secrecy. i'm not saying that she go out and tell the entire family her life story, but she was up to the point where she would stay in her room, play minecraft with her friends all day, and play with american girl dolls.(she was 15.). and let me tell you this. she pirated. a lot. i know some other people out there pirate too, and i'm not saying they're bad people, but this was a 15 year old girl, and i was 11 at the time, so there was a lot of doubt the police would believe me. the second reason i couldn't tell, was because i pirated one thing: cinema 4d. i wanted to animate, and my sister kept egging me on into making her intros for her youtube videos. after a while, she stopped asking for my work, and i quit. she gets intros from her friends now, who she keeps denying she met online(my parents were pretty overprotective), even though i knew for a fact that she met every single one in minecraft. 

she had a laptop, and a pretty good one at that. 6gb of ram,(i had 4.) amd a8 processor(i had an intel i3), and of course, a 17 inch screen(15.6 for me.) and what does she do? in her top secret room, where i am banned apparently, she absolutely wrecks the laptop. i'm talking crumbs under the keys, screen missing a hinge, screen borders cracked, some wires showing, and god, it is slow. 

but it plays games fine. 

after a while of thinking, snooping around, stealing her phone while she sleeps and checking her photos, i realize people think she's cool for being a "girl gamer".

bullshit. that is complete buuuuuuuuulshiiiiiiiit. 

first up, she doesn't game. before people start coming up to this post saying that girl gamers should be treasured, i just want to say, she is not near treasure. she has a (fake plastic) gold xbox controller, that we got for her so she could play the xbox with us. what's she using it for now? she's using it as a prop. for her god. forsaken. american. girl. doll. videos. no gaming involved whatsoever, just her talking in fake voices controlling fake dolls, making fake paper props, for her fake people. 

now, somehow, she gets lots of views for her gta "skills" (her following tutorials for the actual game, and then driving around and crashing cars.) i point out all the dangers of gta and what she could learn from it to my mom, but does she give the slightest fuck? nope.

okay, enough ranting about my sister.

so, i'm walking around in the kitchen, using my laptop, such and such, when my sister comes up to my dad, and tells him she needs a new laptop. dad says no. instant tantrum. mom walks in, asking wtf is that banshee level scream doin' in my house. and my sister tells her the whole story, about how one of her viewers said that her laptop was "rekt" and that that was the reason her videos were crap. she tells mom, shows her the pc she wants, 529 dollars, and mom says "maybe". after i start laughing at the fact that she won't get it, she shows me the pc. family persuades her to get a cheaper one that i point out.

the next three words she said, made me realize something. that she was also self-absorbent, but way more than me. i was doing it for my parent's pride. she was doing it, for the pride of the world. i realized that she was one of the "gamer" girls. i'm not talking about the real ones. i'm talking about the ones who go on twitch, put a video of someone else playing the video game, and just watch the viewers roll in. i'm talking about the ones that simply take selfies with their stuff and say: "ohmigawd reddy to play some videa gaems". i'm talking about a white girl, wrapped in bad grades(not from the "gaming"), and put on a chain made of views.

and she comes up to me. and tells me: "it's too ugly."

you little bitch.

if you ask me, it's not the looks, it's the power. and it was a pretty powerful pc. and lighted up.(that's probably the reason she wanted it).

nah, she couldn't take pics of it and show them to the "hot gamer guys" that she could game too.
 
i'm not saying i'm a gamer, but i played games for the enjoyment. i play portal 2, planetside, league of legends, that stuff. 

she played fnaf, minecraft, gta v, the sims. anything that could get her remotely popular with the media, she played.

so i'm pissed

now that, is what ticked me off. 
i had wanted a job for a while, and decided to choose one as a freelancer, as stated in my previous tifu. (and the prologue). i realized the things i could do with a job, and before i knew it, i started plotting. 

i wanted to tick her off as much as possible, so what do i think of in my 11 year old head? i think, hey, i should get a paypal, get some jobs till i get 529$, buy the pc, install it in my room, give her my windows 7 laptop cause i'm nice like that, and i start a youtube channel where i get more subscribers than her, and she just becomes a meaningless blip in reality, and  live a happy life.

so, i start off by getting two low-paying jobs to start myself off. i'm just starting the first one, after finishing the 2nd one, and suddenly, i feel bored and want to play with my little brother, some throwing discs around the game room with pillows as shields from each other later, my mom calls me downstairs, and asks my why the fuck i have a job. i spill everything about how i thought we were poor and that i just wanted to help. nothing whatsoever about how i wanted a gaming pc to tick off my sister. she believes me and my family goes through some therapy, mostly my sister about keeping secrets, and "being open". 

few days later, my dad asks my uncle for a few loans to make me feel less "vulnerable".

she still doesn't have the pc to this day, probably cause i revealed the fact that she's had about 3 white boyfriends my parents didn't know about, and my family rules state that "only black blood is allowed in the family"

TIFU By trying to get a job to overcome my sister in importance, at 11.