Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck up happened less than 30 minutes ago... do i get a prize?

background: i am a high school student and i generally pride myself for being part of the upper group as far as intelligence is concerned, but after my fuck up, i have been considerably humbled. 

the fuck up: i was in chemistry today and we were doing a lab. in this particular lab we were using a little bowl called a crucible.  the crucible was still wet after being washed at the end of the last class, therefore the first instruction was to heat it over a burner to dry it out. 

we heated the crucible for the required two minutes and sat it at the table to cool, as it was cooling i began to read the instructions for the next step, which required us to find its  mass. my mind had begun to wander from the lab, when i remembered what needed to be done. i promptly said "let me just mass this." i grabbed the crucible. the blazing hot, just heated by fire for two minutes crucible. it burned, seeking to remove it from my hand and stop the pain. i flung it to the ground and it shattered. 

the looks i received from my teacher and the other students were those of bewilderment. they were bewildered at how i could be so stupid as to grab an incredibly hot crucible. i am shamed, and my burned finger hurts.

 

edit: it's also worth mentioning that i burned a part of my finger essential for using a pencil. and had to write an essay the next period... fun times

TIFU by zoning out and burning myself