Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: hello.

so today, after a painful day, i finally head back home. on the way, i see a store that sells those b0k0m0 head massagers. i get back, head to my room, and decide to try it out. the result? sheer, mind-boggling bliss. time for the f-up, folks! i have dermatographia, which makes my skin swell even with the slightest friction. now i'm walking around with red, puffy marks all over my forehead.

TIFU by investing in a head massager