Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened last february.

i was walking up the stairs one night and it was dark. my parents were sleeping and for whatever reason i didn't even use my phone light, i was just blindly walking up the stairs, when i tripped over the top step and fell on my knees.

my mom loves stories and videos of people falling, she thinks it's absolutely hilarious. so the next night i'm in the back room of my house talking to her when i decide to tell her the story, and for whatever reason i decide to reenact the fall because i thought she'd find it funny, and i proceed to drop to my knees from a standing position.

mind you, this room we were in has this old, crappy, rough carpeting, and it had been a little while since i trimmed my toenails... yeah gross i know... so as i drop to my knees my feet briefly went into a tip toe position, and the weight and force of my body moving forward dug my right big toenail into the carpet, and once my feet curled back behind me as i landed, the toenail was ripped right out of my toe.

i didn't realize it at first, because i was wearing socks. (yes this somehow happened with socks on). i just felt a massive wave of pain. i'd just assumed i bent my toe bad until minutes later when the pain just got worse and i saw the fucking blood stain materialize on my sock...

now here's where my *absolute monstrous, unhealthy, embarrassing stupidity* comes in. i'm pretty squeamish and i have white coat syndrome, so when i realized my toenail came off i just wrapped a bunch of band-aids around the toe and left it.

lessons learned: cut your fucking toenails and *go to the fucking doctor.* miraculously the nail grew back and it looks like nothing even happened.

TIFU by reenacting a fall