Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this tifu happened during december 2015.i happened, it crystal clear as this is the most disgusting thing that happened to me.

 about a month ago, before this fu, i was invited to a pc fair twas happening around my area. so as usual, my cousin invited me to go there with his friends. i said hell yeah, since i was also looking forward to buy a pc for my 1.5 month break which is given to people during nov-dec. he decided to sleepover to my house since it was closer to the fair. we played some games, cards and all the good stuff. on the morning of the con, he woke up 1st and showered. about 30 min later he told me to bathe and i proceeded to do so. this is where things starting to go downhill. after i dried myself, i had bad stomach cramp and ignored it.i thought its going to go away, but boy i was wrong. it gets progressively worse until i can't even stand straight (and i'm not even exaggerating it). when we arrived, my cousin and i was greeted by his 2 friends. they came early as the line was really long like 30 min long. couple hours passed and the pain still didn't go away, my cousin asked what's wrong but i said i was fine since i didn't want to trouble him as his friends were older and i'm trying to look cool. we got in the pc fair and the pain was gone. i was relieved and enjoyed at least 1 hours from it. then it started to come again, but this time with the urge of pooping. i know the poop wasn't going to be hard since i can tell the difference between watery poop and hard poop (?° ?? ?°). i started going around the toilet and pooped once. the pope was watery and yellowish and smelled worst that shit. like when a fair is going on the toilet must be full, so i rushed to the shopping malls toilet which is in a different block than the exhibition hall block.this is where fu 2 happened,as i was done pooping i rushed out of the toilet embarrased about the noise.i switched to multiple toilets.when i was going through these toilets,my asshole decided to say fuck it and spilled it all out.i started to call my cousin and said i fell down a hole thinking it would be a perfect excuse to maintain my image.he bought some clothes and gave it to me.i didnt wear it as i specifically told him to buy me shorts.i was wearing these brown jeans which looked like this (https://www.google.com/search?q=brown+jeans&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=955&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=x&ved=0ahukewjq7od78ybnahwkni8khr4ubaiq_auibygc#imgrc=cl9uwa6izfgmdm%3a) but lighter in colour.i started panicking and sticked to a toilet.i picked the most calm toilet at the end of the hallway of the shopping mall.i removed my poop infested underwear and left at behind the bowl like below the flush thingy.the only tap water thats available in the stall was the bowl cleaning hose . even though it was gross i had to do it.i washed my underwear and a little part of my jeans and wore my jeans back. i went to the local tesco/carefore thing avoiding people during my escalator adventure. i remember that one of the people like sniffing loudly around i panicked and gtfo of that area immediately. so continue to the hypermarket thing i went and bought some sports trousers and deodorant accompanied by a hard soap.i rushed back to the toilet which was the home to my underwear and started cleaning it rigorously using the low pressured bowl hose thing.during the washing session,my soap decided to slip out off my hand and fell to the next stall.the soap still had some yellowish marks around it.the silence happened after the soap dropped was really awkward.i waited for the guy to go off and started picking up my soap and washing it again.after i washed my underwear, i proceeded to go back to my cousin wearing my sports trousers while applying the deodorant.i told him i met some friends during the way back and he fell for it.i was relieved that he didnt tell me any questions.his friends started to give me this weird looks since i was away most of the time and suddenly changed his pants.but the diarrhea hasn't stopped. i hung around with my cousin for about 30 min and went back to the toilet. i packed my underwear, which was still there using the plastic that came with my purchase. i went to a different toilet and cleaning out my jeans. this was around 1800 hours. i was starting to feeling done and wanting to go back. i called my cousin and asked him what time are they going back was disappointed by his answer."this was really disgusting day"i thought to myself. when i was done cleaning thankfully a concert was being held and the toilet below the hall was clear. i went there and thank god there was a water hose in the stall. i started to go full blast and pointed it to my a hole. that was the greatest feeling ever. i didn't give a crap and started farting loudly in the toilet. after finished, i went out and saw these 2 dudes waiting outside and went inside when i came out. that was quite embarrassing. i waited for my cousin below the hallway thing and went home. no one noticed anything and no one was complaining. it was a really shitty day.

TIFU by holding my poop during a fair