Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: we were drinking.  heavily.  i must have passed out early since i woke up at 9 covered in pee.  my boy was passed out in the chair next to me.  i took off my pants, stole a pair of his and took a lyft home.  then i texted him too let him know of the piss situation.  he is basically my ex-friend right now.  the amount of obscenities he has texted me between 11pm and now is in the hundreds.  worse part is i leave for vacation in 5 days so i won't be around to make it up to him, and i can't afford to after i get back, due to the expense of the trip.  anyone have any ideas how i can salvage this situation?

TIFU by pissing on my best friends best chair.