Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: not a throwaway, because fuck it. shit happens. cat shit even.

let me start the story with some background info. i have two kids, 2.5 and 1.5, and one pretty awesome cat, pig. lately pig has been risking his "pretty awesome" status by shitting in our kids' play room. for no fucking reason. he pees in his litter box always and 95% of the time does his shits in the damn box, but that other 5% of the time he shits in the play room. what the actual shit, cat?

so, tonight, we order a pizza for dinner (tired parents of toddlers), and are eating it on the couch watching "the league" on netflix (lazy parents of toddlers) while the kids are playing near us in the play room/area (open concept home). my son runs up to me and climbs up on me. i am tickling him and "eating" his belly, which makes his sister jealous. she runs up whining that she wants me to put him down and pick her up, indicating this by stretching her arms out towards me. not wanting to be a shitty mom, no pun-intended, and stop playing with my son in her favor, i figure out a way to bring her into the play by tickling my son and gobbling up her outstretched fingers.

her normally adorable, edible baby fingers rape my taste buds with something very strange. then it hits me like a wall of shit bricks what exactly is in my mouth as the the smell of pig's awful ass fudge reaches my nose. now i do do the shitty mom thing and hip-check both children out of the way and run to the bathroom where i rinse my mouth and brush my teeth for a solid 10 minutes while shouting to my husband to, please, for the love of god, please, get her into the tub. 

i am normally on top of cleaning up his chocolate ass sundaes, because the smell is god-awful, but i guess pig snuck a turd by us. and my daughter played in it like play dough. ass-dough.

forever unclean.

TIFU by eating cat poop.