Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so it was summer vacation and my friend and i were staying at another friend's house while he was in new york for the summer. his parents owned the place and were relatively wealthy. they also worked in lived and worked in holland at the time. when my friend and i moved into his house he mentioned that we could have any of the alcohol that he left behind. throughout the summer went went through quite a few bottles of vodka, rum etc. we had a good time. 

one day, whilst snooping around we found a hidden cabinet in the bathroom way up high. after standing on a chair, i found a few bottles of bright green alcohol. there was a grey goose bottle, a sapphire bottle, and various others all filled with this same green. 

our immediate thought:  omg... absinthe (at least the hard stuff with real wormwood) is illegal in the us. these guys live in holland. it's hidden away. it's in different bottles so it won't be suspicious. holy shit we just found a shit ton of absinthe. 

we spent the next hour or so debating what to do. do we drink it? as people who don't do any drugs, we were pretty nervous about the potential hallucinations we might have... but eventually we gave in and thought we'd drink some. 

we each took a shot. we waited. "do you feel anything yet?" was a constant question we asked. 

we took a few more shots. after all, one shot isn't gonna do anything. after about six shots a piece we became skeptical. we finally gave in and texted our friend to ask about the absinthe in his cabinet... who knows... maybe we were drinking it wrong. 

he said we'd have to specify about the bottle so we sent him this picture:

http://imgur.com/bljcrjk

he responded, and it turns out that we had been taking shots of highlighter ink that he would display under backlights for backlight parties.
we freaked out obviously and called poison control. they basically told us to piss a lot and not sleep till we thought it was out of our systems.

TIFU by drinking "absinthe"