Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so last night i went to city with my girlfriend and a couple of mates to see the white night festival. for those who think this was held by the kkk don't fret, it's just an art expo that is held at melbourne cbd in australia.  

the night was great, lots of cool artwork and buskers to entertain even the most melancholy heart. when we finished up we ended up splitting ways, most caught the train home but the missus and i crashed at a friend's place for the night.  we were under strict orders not to sleep together since we all were sharing a room and my friend wasn't too keen on any funny business from us. so my girlfriend was delegated the couch and i was given a mattress on the floor.

i was expecting my girlfriend to sneak into my sheets during the night but sadly that didn't happen. so in the morning i decided to coax her over and after a painful amount of time, i convinced her to join me on the mattress. here is where it goes down hill. while she was sleeping, i decided to be a bit cheeky and try to give her a "happy dream". so i touched her in all the ways she likes, such as running my finger across her torso, rubbing my hand up and down her inner thighs, grabbing her ass, and playing with her clit etc. this usually gets her in the mood pretty quick and she was responding just how i expected, making cute little moaning sounds and breathing quite heavily. this went on for about 15 minutes, when suddenly she woke up startled. with both hands and a fair amount of force she pushed me back, then sighed 'thank god'.

turns out she wasn't having a naughty dream. she was dreaming that she was being publicly molested by a creepy man that was touching her and feeling up her dress and wouldn't leave her alone. when she woke up, she realised it was just me and was filled with relief. apparently the dream felt pretty real.

 

**edit:** wow we didn't expect this to get so much attention, thanks for the upvotes. as girlfriend and i were reading through the comments we've realised there are quite a few controversies here, so we're going to try and clarify a few things. firstly, yeah i copped shit from my mate for going against his request, but he's cool with it now and we all had a good laugh about the whole situation. secondly, i realised after i did it that this could be considered kinda rapey. however, girlfriend was completely fine with it, and even mentioned afterwards that she'd like to try it again, despite the fact that it didn't work out this time. thirdly, she feels better knowing this has happened to other women too, she thought she was weird.

TIFU by touching my girlfriend (NSFW)