Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this is my second time posting anything on reddit, just fyi. english is not my native language but i'll do my best. also: this did not happen just now, but it did happen rather recently, in november.

well, as you could discern from the title, i drank not only whiskey for the first time, it was also the third time i ever drank anything related to alcohol/spirits.

oh how fun it was. i'll try to tell whatever i remember from the occasion.

so, let's start off with some context. i had recently been to malta (in october) with the family. i'm the oldest son, just having turned 18 and malta was where i drank alcohol for the second time ever. when the trip was coming to its end and we were heading home, right before boarding the plane, i decided "fuck it, i'll buy some alcohol from the tax-free to have with me home." and, seeing as they had 18 as their age-limit, with my home country's being 20 (sweden) for buying liquor and any real alcohol, i decided why not, just because i can.

they had an entire room filled with nothing but booze and spirits, but, being very low on cash after the trip, i settled on a 16.95 euro 50cl bottle of, you guessed it, jack daniel's whiskey. i felt so god damn empowered walking to the cashier with the jd bottle in hand, jesus christ i swear i could of conquered the world, had it not been for me being a coward otherwise.
i walk up there, show id and pay, may not seem like much to anyone else but for me it was awesome, i actually bought a bottle of freaking whiskey, something that would of been illegal had i not bought it in malta.

too bad the thing ended up sitting around collecting dust in sweden, due to me being kind of anti-social and never going anywhere i could bring it, so i planned a night that would be greater than any other night, ever. i bought other delicacies, such as feta cheese which i diced, green olives with lemon/chili flavor, and also i had some cucumber cut into sticks and some garlic dip.

i planned on feasting on this during a "social" night with my wow-guild, really all we did was sit in teamspeak, talking while we did some raids.
here's where i fucked up. i thought "oh this 50cl bottle won't get me drunk, i just need to sip it and i'll probably barely get tipsy." i started out sipping as supposed, then when i got a little.. affected.. after a glass or so, i actually thought "hmm, i barely feel anything, maybe if i just take bigger sips it'll go better?" huge mistake.

so there i was, shotting whiskey, at 9 pm, trying to raid with my wow-guild. i apparently became 'noticably drunk' according to the people i was talking to, i had no idea as i felt barely anything. eventually i had managed to drink up 30cl of the 50cl bottle, and this is where my memories start getting blurry and fading. all i remember was that we (i was barely there in my mind) killed the first two bosses in the instance, after that i apparently hung around for 2 more bosses, although when they were making a ready-check for the fourth boss, i was the only one that didn't respond to it. they tried calling my name on teamspeak, but with no response from my side. i was out for the count.

some time later, within the hour of me passing out, being barely conscious but still responding, my mother finds me sitting in the chair almost totally gone. all she could do was laugh at me.
my father eventually came around because of the laughing, same with my brother (he turns 17 today actually.(as in 02/01-2015)) and they both too start laughing, at least for a while, untill dad notices something.. there's something running down my chin and onto my.. well.. my everything.. eventually they decide they should help me, so my experience won't be so horrible when i wake up, whenever that happens. they get to work on helping me including, but not limited to, cleaning my face, entire left side of body, chair, floor beneath me. 
the horror has barely started. my dad was apparently cleaning my face and i unwillingly turned away from him. he told me to face him, to which i complied. this is the moment he realized he had fucked up, himself. i started projectile-vomiting right onto his shirt and some was said to have hit his cheek, this is all from recollection from my mother and brother.

when that was all done, they decide "we really should shower him off, i mean jeez he really smells like ass." this is where they noticed something that i am not going to mention now, since *doo*ing so would get the post removed, which i kinda don't want to happen.

so, they roll the office chair with me in it into the bathroom, and decide to actually sit me up, lift me, and lay me down in the bathtub, apparently so they could shower me off easier. they did that, did the showering and all, and boy, was i a sight to look at. they still haven't let it go and often refer me to that occasion whenever i tell them something is either 1) unfair or 2) when i complain about anything, at all.

they took me to my bed and my brother had to "guard" me to make sure i didn't kill myself from puking into my mouth while laying on my back. i later found out a lot of interesting things, such as;
* right before helping me, both my brother and my mother took pictures/snaps of me and sent around to their friends. (only brother sent around) (no, i do not have access to these photos, i have begged for them but they refuse.)
* i had apparently drank the remaining 20cl of jd while i was too long gone to remember it
* i am now known as "rank#1 drunkdps, just add garlic dip and cucumber sticks!" to all my guildies, due to my brother taking my headset off me and starting to speak with all my guildies, telling them everything that had happened and was happening.

i got that title due to one thing, and one thing alone. on the first and third boss, i apparently got a ranking among my class for that boss, not rank 1 but i think it was like rank 100-ish or something for both of them. the fact that i got a rank while semi-drunk, while i couldn't get one while sober, is astonishing.

 

i have not drank any alcohol since and do not intend on doing so for a little (read: long) while. thanks for reading and sorry for it getting so long.

happy new year, by the way, i just hope i'll have a better 2015..

edit: grammatical errors and typo's. also me being silly forgetting about a post i made earlier.

TIFU by drinking whiskey, perhaps just a little too much.