Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu my kids school fundraiser in his last year at an elementary school.
he will always wonder what he missed out on each and every year  he was not up to the 9 order quota never did he experience the wonder of that exclusive party.
my child is a loser because of me. he is the kid with 3 orders total. i have essentially failed him as a parent ... seriously i was always the kid with zero orders growing up (everyone i knew was a druggie or had their own kids crap to buy) and the feeling of failure when the rest of class got to do the ice cream party or pizza party, which was reserved for kids who sold x amount of fundraiser items, is still with me. sadly, now my boy, in his last year of elementary school has continued the family tradition as each year he has been the kid who didn't quite sell enough to go to their little dj dance party. a minimum of 9 items sold would do it yet every year he had less than 5 maybe because its hard to sell to shitty family members and acquaintances ... but mostly its having me as a parent and how i couldn't even remember to force that booklet of fundraiser crap on more extended family, non local friends, or every one of our neighbors until literally the day before it is due. thanks to me being a loser he will always feel like we as a team failed. especially when they have their crappy party and he has to sit in another classroom or in the library next to auditorium listening to all his friends enjoying the festivities that he and his parents failed a final time to earn him the privilege of attending. i hope those little shits are nice enough to not rub his face in it this year.

Tifu my childs last school fundraiser and his final elementary school opportunity to attend the prize party for the kids who sell enough to earn their entrance.