Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well, i fucked up today and had one of the worst experiences of my life. 

i have been messaging and texting this girl that i met on okcupid, finally agreeing on a time and place to meet up. we went out for sushi, walked through a park, and parted ways. there was a bit of sexual tension, but we decided to wait for next time. that was three days ago.

flash forward to today. earlier this morning, i received a booty call-esque text from this woman. i was eager to comply and drove over to her apartment. i wasn't sure what to expect, but i certainly would not have been expecting what actually happened.

i drove about 30 minutes to her apartment and knocked on the door. when she opened the door i was greeted with a very alarming smell, the smell of extremely old kimchee (if you have never had kimchee, it is basically seasoned vegetables that are placed in a jar and left buried underground for months. it has a strange taste and a horrid smell). despite my revulsion i walked into the door and arrived in hell. the entirety of her apartment was covered in garbage and the smell was everywhere. i was so disgusted, but begrudgingly went along with the coitus.

the bedroom was just as filthy. the smell was everywhere. her breath was poor and her watch/rings kept scratching me in places that should have scratches. despite all of this, i kept on going. i have no idea why, but i was in denial that it was happening. i just kept my revulsion down and continued on through the act. eventually she wanted to switch up positions to doggy style. this is when the truly disgusting and revolting incident occurred. i moved around behind her and saw the worst sight i have ever seen. there were chunks of feces and dirty toilet paper stuck around her brown eye (not just tiny pieces of toilet paper, but whole chunks of it). i almost vomited. it is the grossest thing i have ever seen.

i made up some excuse about having to use the restroom, faked a phone call about a relative in the hospital, and booked it out of the apartment. today i fucked up by sleeping with a girl i met on okcupid.

TIFU by sleeping with a girl from OKCupid.