Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i work as a valet at a top 15 country club in the united states, i drive cars that cost more than a house i would own in my lifetime, well i worked this morning for sunday breakfast, it was freezing so i layered up, well it got a little too cold for me so i went inside into a side hallway where i could still see people coming in, then it hit me, my anus itches, i try to hold it in, but it burns, i try to scratch it but my belt is too tight and my layers are too thick, i found a chair with a thin arm on it and i look both ways to check nobody is coming then i squat and relieve the itch. i then have 3 managers text me screaming not to scratch my ass with that chair, that it was more expensive than my life, and that they saw me on security cameras. one of them videod it with his phone it is now on our work facebook group of me scratching my ass with a very very fancy chair.

TIFU by itching my ass with a very expensive chair.