Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: monday i couldn't sleep all night due to horrible ear aches but it was only monday and i had a full work week ahead so i pressed on. then tuesday night my fever hit 102 and i knew i had to go to the doctor so after working from 4am-1pm i was desperate to get to the closest doctor near me .... a doc in the box called go doctor...

no one was in the office which should have been my first clue but i was just happy i was in a room faster than a tick on a dick.  so this lady comes in and says she's the "nurse practitioner" . she checks out my left ear and says yep this one is infected. goes to my right ear and nearly lost her socks. 

" oh no this is definitely not healthy... i can't even see an ear drum.. mam can you hear out of this ear?"

i'm kinda shocked but i reply yes. 

" all i see is blood and yellow fluid .. i think your ear is severely ruptured i'm going to get the "doctors" right now!"

so i flip out and call my mom bc i'm scared to death but little did i know what was about to happen.

so the "doctor" busts in the room and checks out my ears . he's in shock and they take me to what i guess is their surgical room of sorts. they start with my left ear . they scrape it and poke things in it and declare it infected but not perforated. next they turn me over and scrape my right ear for like 8 minutes. they say i have an extreme ruptured eardrum and i have to see the best ent in my state. i should prepare myself because i will be getting a skin graft and could possibly lose my hearing forever.... he gives me 4 shots , meds meds meds... and sends me on my way. 

now i've had my own ent since i was 4 years old. i had chronic allergies and he has helped me my entire life and i probably owe my life to him. so i go in and he listens to my previous "doctors" and reads all the files they sent .he can't even believe what he's reading but he starts examining my ears . he actually says "what the fuck?" 

my "ruptured right ear" isn't ruptured at all. it is infected and angry but not at all ruptured......but my other left ear had totally been ruptured... but ruptured from the lovely doc in a box crew poking and scraping it with tools and it seems they cross contaminated my ears by not using new instruments while scraping. now not only has that       " doctor" ruptured my ear.....he gave me the totally wrong medications and shots for my problems, and he also recommended to my ent i get my tonsils removed as they were infected as well..... i've had my tonsils removed since i was 5 and i even wrote that down in the paper work. 

so my ent is outraged not only did this "doctor" perforate my left ear but he claims the other ear is the ruptured one...on top of that my throat is red but smoother then a babies ass because i don't have any tonsils!! 

so my ent gets on the computer right in the room with me . he looks up this "doctor" and turns out ... he's not even a doctor.... and the "nurse practitioner"... is only a cna ... but on all the paper work he claims to be a doctor.  so my ent called the so called doctor up and asked him about his qualifications... of course he lied to him saying he is a doctor and even a famous author of a book about his life saving work in africa . so my ent checks amazon for his book while on the phone with the "doctor" and says ,

"yeah pal you aren't even on amazon so you're as much a "famous author" as you are a doctor . you can't even tell the difference from a tonsil or a butt crack. i'm definitely going to recommend you to the board for your own check up." 

so my ent correctly medicated my ears with a dust and anti fungal and gives me the correct medication and shots. i come back in 2 weeks to see if the perforation is healed .  yes i know my ent is awesome but so continues my series of unfortunate events.....

TIFU by going to a doc in a box