Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: worked 9 hours today after staying up late. hour before i get off, a couple that know my family text and ask me to babysit that evening, short notice, previous sitter canceled, etc. i was like whatever gotta make that bank, i'll take it. show up. no problems with the little shits. theyre asleep, now just waiting for the parents to get home. 

check out the bathroom, and lo and behold, they got those fancy ass, japanezy looking smart toilets with the butt squirter thing. i do my business then start playing with it. damn i gotta get one. i'm pressing all sorts of buttons.

however, i didn't press the dryer button soon enough. parents get home, i come out and sit down to put on my shoes. 

squelch. 

no idea of the damage inside or out... booked it out with the lights dim and didn't risk a backside glance

TIFU by being tired and squelching on a couch