Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: in the great vein of tifu posts that happened anytime but today:

many years ago, used to play racquetball with my buddy at the base gym. it was an outdoor court in fl, so it got pretty damned hot. anyway...

we were a few games in, and i always brought root beer to drink, we were kids, so didn't get the whole water thing, and this was long before bottled water was popular. it was a particularly hot summer day, and there were two cans there. i picked up the one closest to me, not registering the warmth of the can as odd. the problem with cans is that you can't see contents, and drinking the same thing every day whilst not policing your area when you leave can be disastrous.

as i was pretty thirsty, i went for a huge chug of corn-syrupy goodness. what i got was anything but. after the first swallow, i realized something was horribly wrong. root beer doesn't have chunks. at least not at room temperature. as this registers, i realize the chunks are moving of their own volition. i immediately trigger my gag reflex, and as i stand in the middle of the court barfing, i'm expelling rather large, rather angry cockroaches. this just magnifies the problem with my stomach hitting hard stop and reversing digestion. you see, there are few things that totally disgust and frighten me, but roaches are definitely it. i'll sit in a room full of spiders, snakes, isis insurgents and honey badgers, but you put one roach in a room and i will cower like sadaam in a roadside bunker.

i literally didn't stop barfing for a good hour. went home, did the ace ventura shower thing, washed my mouth out with everything from listerine to h2o2, and then puked some more.

lesson learned. don't litter. don't drink anything from a can that you haven't been in possession of the entire time, and clear fluids > soda.

TIFU by drinking root beer. Out of the wrong can.