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Input: Specifically, going to a table at the coffee shop with a bunch of books and magazines gathered from around the store---frequently not buying anything at the shop--reading for a while (free) and leaving all their stuff at the table.

Sometimes a pile of 12-15 magazines.   And regularly leaving s--t they brought in from outside: soda cans, wrappers from a McDonald's burger, other trash.  And monopolizing tables while people *who did buy coffee/food* cannot find a place to sit.  (The over-harried coffee shop workers put up signs re *tables for paying customers* but are generally too busy to enforce it.)

Live in a major metro area of more than 10 million; we are down to 2 of these bookstores from a high of 6 about 15 years ago.  Big box books stores are not that profitable.  In a significant part, because their business model allows *free reading for hours on end of the product they are trying to sell:  Books.*

I'm guilty of it that too. I seldom buy any books.  But I always buy a drink/coffee. (B&amp;Ns benefit from the rent they get from the coffee shops that share their locations.) And I *always* return everything to its place.

I've spoken to the managers at the regular store I frequented for 6 years now.  They report these non-buying morons coming into the store leaving book/magazines lying around *is an increasing hassle for them.*  They said employees spend about 3 hours a day picking up after these people.

I have no problem commenting to these people when they get up from their tables leaving their mess.  I haven't yet used the *asshole* epithet against them.  But I might do so soon when they take exception to being told to "clean up your mess.  Pick up your shit.  Dump your trash."

not minding my business and repeatedly chastising people at my local Barnes and Nobles book store for being morons