Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i went out of town on a stressful trip to see my father who was recently admitted into hospice. the drive is 9 hours from door to door. 

it was a wonderful three days spent with my dad, we watched some movies, i got to hear him complain about the hospital food, got to see a stream of uncles and cousins stopping in to see dad and pay their respects, and i got to cook him some homemade meals which brightened up his days. 

i also got the special privilege of having to answer my fathers question about religion and explain to him on his death bed why i'm atheist and don't go to church anymore. :( sorry dad. i love you too. 

after three days i had to leave and come home. as i hoisted the last suitcase into the trunk, i grabbed a plastic bag of my moms stuff out of the trunk to hand off to her, and i slammed the trunk closed. i said goodbye to my mom and reached into my pocket for my car keys. oh no, no no no. i can't believe i just did this. damnit i locked my keys in the trunk of the car. 

i check all my pockets repeatedly and kept saying no, god damnit how the hell. no no no. it's sunday morning in a small town. there are no car dealerships. i'm screwed. i got to get home. i have to work tomorrow. damnit. i'm screwed. 

pull out my phone and proceed to leave a voice mail for the only locksmith in town. 60 minutes later he calls back. 

locksmith. i can pop your door open, but your model car has electronic trunk switch, so we won't be able to open the trunk . does your seat fold down? 

me: no! the seat doesn't fold down. it has a small little plastic door behind the fold down drink holder though. it's a 6 inch by 6 inch opening. 

locksmith. ok. i'll head over, see what we can do. 

so the locksmith arrives and proceeds to pry my door open just a smudge with a little inflating airbag (pretty cool) now he can use a stick to trigger the door lock. of course the alarm is going off now and all the old neighbors are looking out their windows. so the locksmith is in the back seat, he pops open the little opening to the trunk and starts looking for the emergency trunk release. bingo. the trunk is open. 

i start digging around looking for my keys, alarm blaring. there are no keys. what the fuck!!! i had the keys to open the trunk, i never walked away from my car the entire time, they have to be here. locksmith is all business, wants to be paid so he can leave. i write him a check and he takes off. 

i tell my mom to go upstairs and grab the plastic bag i handed her. lo and behold. i dropped the cock sucking keys into the bag as i handed it off to my mom. 

2 hours later and now behind schedule i hit the road, relieved but pissed off. 

lesson learned. had i not deliberately made the choice to keep my car keys in the same hand that i used to hand off a bag to my mother, this never would have happened.

TIFU by locking my keys in my trunk during a road trip.