Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, this happened when i was a nursing student working at the icu along with my studies.

i was training an awful lot at that times (up to 8-9sessions/wk), and therefore eating a lot of protein shakes, chicken, beans and such in order to maintain+gain some weight, resulting in an augmented rate of foul-smelling, frown-inducing flatulence.

well, between training sessions and long hours at the uni, i spent most of my time at the icu, working 12-16 hour shifts. offcourse said flatulence didn´t stop on my shifts, so i had to find some way to do it without being noticed as toilet breaks were limited in the busy ward and i didn´t want to be known as nurse flatulence southerngale (sorry for the awful distortion of nightingale´s name).

so, being a top-class student and a bright young chap (or at least i thought so), i came up with the perfect solution: farting close to patients with gastrointestinal problems and/or farting when we were turning the patients on their sides (left side was my fav), therefore "blaming" the farts on the patients, since no one bat an eye because of smell as that is a normal part of the job. sometimes someone would mention the smell though, and i normally just replied by a casual "meh, a bit of a southern gale? be nothing wrong with that"..

this went on for a couple of months and i thought my masterplan was successful, until one day a senior colleague of mine walks up to me and says: 

"vikingnurse, this can´t go on any longer". 
the startled me looks at her with puppy eyes and asks what was going on.. 

"seriously dude, you just can´t keep farting and not think everyone is noticing". 

-"but but but.... ´twas the patient?"

"vikingnurse.... this patient has ileus.. so have alot of other patients you´ve tried to blame your farts on. everyone knows. so, put a cork in it, or go elsewhere to stink".

(for the non-medical readers: ileus = lack of/total block of gastrointestinal movement, in many/most cases presenting with e.g. lack of flatulence, therefore the patient can´t/won´t fart in many/most cases http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ileus ).

TIFU by blaming farts on a patient