Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i posted an item for sale in one of reddit's many trading subs.  buyer was interested and we agreed on the sale. 

i get pms before bed that they sent the money and i say great, thanks, i'll ship tomorrow.  never check paypal.  

wake up and do my daily balancing act (yeah every day i have to balance my shit) and realize my paypal is at 0.  shit.  they sent the money....must've.

start checking the pms.  message number one, sent from me, has the wrong fucking paypal address.  for some reason i omitted the last 4 characters of my paypal email (4 numbers) and just sent the first part.  i was really tired and out of it...my team was playing on the west coast so i was up late drinking beer the night before...had my yearly performance review at work that day...just wasn't with it.  i fucked up.

but this is where i really fucked up. 

sent the buyer a message.  "hey yeah so i screwed up and sent the wrong address.  i think you can cancel the payment (i sent the wrong address 1 cent and it came back as unclaimed).  if you still want it send to this address instead."

i paniced by sending that message.  one moment of clarity would have resulted in a successful transaction and a much less sketched out buyer.  if i would have done what i did below they would have been none the wiser and i'd have shipped the item and they'd be happy.

i checked to see if gmail had the address i'd given them available.  they did.  that's good.  get it set up.  try paypal.  yep.  success.  i'm actually kinda smart.  

there's no money though initally.  hmm.  of course we're doing reddit pms and the communication delay is there.  between the time i've asked them to cancel the payment and the time they get the message, my *new* paypal account has accepted the funds.  there is no cancel option for them.  buyer understandably gets freaked out.  calls paypal, files dispute.  money is held.  nasty pm sent to me.  etc.  

i try to explain it was an honest mistake and i'm not really a scammer just an idiot who fued.  natually i refunded the money and the buyer moved on.

TIFU Selling on Reddit