Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: it started out as a great wednesday. the sun was shining, it wasn't too hot, and i got out of my first class for a meeting i had on campus. at said meeting, they had free poptarts, fruit, coffee, and go-gurt. awww yiss. so i grab a blueberry poptart and a tube of go-gurt and sit down next to some friends. commence delicious breakfast treat eating. 

when the meeting was eventually over, i went to grab another go-gurt cause go-gurt is amazing and i haven't had it since i was a child. then i drove to the other campus where i have my next class. mistake number 1: i sat down at a table with my friend. i grabbed the go-gurt that i had taken a mere 15 minutes before and opened it up, mistake number 2. i was talking about why the school doesn't sell go-gurt. distracted by the rage i harbored about our school's lack of purchaseable go-gurt, a gross glob of said substance erupted from my portable tube and ejected itself upon the aforementioned trackpad of my age-old trackpad. blinded by fury, i declined my friend's brilliant idea of removed the fluid from my computer by way of lips and tongue and instead opted to utilize nearby paper napkins in an attempt to hide today's glorious misadventure. now my trackpad is acting strange and is moving by itself.

TIFU by not eating my Go-Gurt on the go.