Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am on an antibiotic; a side effect of said antibiotic is diarrhea. i have not trusted a fart since starting them. we went out of town for holiday; we are staying in a hotel. it is the middle of the night; i went number two then went to lie back down. i had to fart, but did not trust it, so i went to the toilet again sometime later. i guess i didn't flush the first time. i wear glasses, but did not wear them for this fateful bathroom trip. i could not see the travesty that was about to happen. i flushed a toilet at passed its max capacity.  the toilet protested in the only way it new how, it cried. i initially mistook the sound of rushing water for the sink. when i realized my mistake i started screaming. there was water, everywhere. spewing forth from the toilet. a never ending flow. my parents thought there was a fire. there was no fire, only me. my mother hurt herself when jumping out of bed. my father shut of the toilet and called the front desk. a nice old man had to come and fix my mess. on christmas, not even a half hour into the day (this happened before 12:30 am) i got a stern talking to by him, it was mortifying. my father thinks i'm an idiot, jokes on him, because i am! i didn't even have to poo, it was just a fart. i wiped anyways because poo particles.  


i made an old man get toilet water on his nice shoes on christmas. i disappointed my father and harmed my mother. i am shamed. 


merry christmas?

TIFU by Not Trusting a Fart [NSFW]