Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: actually, this happened like a week or two ago but i'm just drunk / tipsy enough to retell it. i was trimming my balls and, normally, i use a buzzer with a razor afterward for a closer shave. well after a few nicks here and there over the months, i realized i needed a new method. so i started using the scissors that came in my wahl clippers set. well all was going well in the trimming department until i decided to twist braid my pubic leaves and cut them. as i was pulling on the strands of testicular whiskers, i realized, too late as it was, that my scrotum stretched with the hair as well. as i went to cut, i slightly pinched my sack of justice in the metal jaws of doom that were my wahl scissors. not much blood, and the actual cut was about the size of the head of a ballpoint pen. still though, yeef. it hurt. so gents, or ladies depending on how you identify yourself / how you trim yourself, be careful when pulling and cutting.

TIFU by trimming my balls.