Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i keep my weed in a big glass container, and i'm running low. like, i've been having to really reach in there with my fingers to grab nugs for a week, low. today i thought to get all the keefy goodness off the bottom, but only a little came off when i tapped on the sides of the glass. i decided to squeeze my gargantuan metacarpus through the top. after making my fingers as skinny as possible and a little struggle i got my whole hand in there. i could move around my fingers freely but my wrist was in pretty tight. after i got all the keef i wanted i tried to get my hand out, but i couldn't get my thumb back in the same place i had slid it in. i ended up going to the pool and tried to pull the container off underwater with my other hand. eventually i pulled it off, but i was pulling so hard that when it finally gave the force threw me off balance into the pool, high as i am. now my keef is ruined from the water, my clothes are wet, and my great aunt and uncle heard the splash from the living room and found me out there. now they know i was smoking in their house, weren't too happy about that. 

the whole experience was pretty jarring.

TIFU by getting my hand stuck in glass