Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: not today but within the last 30 days. for my company, i use something called glycerine, a colorless and odorless liquid that's very thick. i buy it in gallon jugs, each weighs about 5kg or 11lbs. i ordered some more but since i recently moved, i didn't update my shipping info on the website i order it from so it was mailed to my old address. i found this out as it was delivered, since i got an e-mail saying they left it at the door but it wasn't at my current residence. no biggie, i'll just go get it. i don't have a car, and my old home is only about a 10-15min walk away. how hard could it be to carry around 150lbs more or less exactly 1km away?

apparently very hard. it was packaged in two boxes, not one like i imagined. one around 65lbs, the other around 85lbs. no handles on the boxes, just strings wrapped around so i can lift it, but i don't have much to hold onto. this is problem number 1: it's off balance if i carry one in one hand and the other in the next. problem number 2 is this is too heavy to carry like that. the boxes are too big to stack on top and lift, they need to be on my sides. i started going to the gym in november, and my shoulders are by far my weakest muscle group: i can shoulder press around 50lbs to give an idea. problem number 3 is, since i need to lift them by strings, they were cutting into my hands making it uncomfortable to hold.

to make a long story short, i did it, but it took me over an hour as i needed to break every minute or so. when i got home, my hands were all bloodied, and i was sore all over. the next morning my traps were swollen as fuck and i could barely move. i effectively did a 1 kilometer farmer's walk about 5% lower than my one-rep max when i normally work around 15-20% lower than my 1rm.

TIFU by doing an insane farmer's walk