Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck-up is not recent(2012), but it is my biggest fuck-up to date.

i was at a friends house and he had recently bought a bottle of absinthe, as some of you might know, absinthe is one of the strongest liquors out there with a alcohol percentage ranging between 40-80%.(our bottle was in the 70's range)

so, the night started with us playing some games on his cracked xbox and eating some peanuts. we fired up a heavily reaction based platformer and i came up with an idea, wouldn't it be fun to see how we fared drunk?

well here's where the drinking started.
first we whipped out the vodka, poured two shots each and downed them.

nothing really changed with our reaction times.

ok.. let's spice it up, i took two tumblers and started pouring some vodka in it. i then saw a bottle of rum sitting on a shelve and poured some of that in as well, my friend then reminded me that he has a bottle of absinthe. i poured some in and served one of the glasses to my friend.

we finished those and were now pretty damn drunk, but we could still finish the levels in the game, huh.. "i guess we need more liquor" i said to my friend.

he then came up with the exceptional idea of pouring ten shots each, alternating between vodka and absinthe. i then added to the idea by suggesting we do some jumping jacks between shots to get the blood pumping and the alcohol flowing.

we take the first shot, no biggie.

we take the third shot, i'm feeling a little wobbly..

we take the eighth shot, i'm having serious balance issues at this point.

"here goes the last shot!" i say enthusiastically, i down it and start playing the game. i can't complete any level at this point. mission complete i guess?

i lay back on my friend's bed defeated, and as i lay there the room starts spinning, at first slowly and it gradually speeds up to an unbearable point. i tell my friend what is happening and he hands me a glass of water. now, what your supposed to do with that water is sip it, slowly to get your nausea down. i did not do such a thing, i downed that glass like i had been in the sahara desert all my life and then i flopped back down on the bed on my back.

what happened next is something you'll need to picture from my friend's pov, when i hit the bed i felt my whole body drop in temperature and i started sweating. shortly after a beautiful fountain of peanuts, rum, vodka, absinthe and water flew out of my mouth and hit the ceiling, and then came crashing down on my face and the bed.

we still talk about the fountain installation in the basement of my friend's house to this day.

TIFU Absinthe and Vodka is not a great combo NSFW