Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, me and my girlfriend were at her parents' house, smoking, making out, nothing spectacular.  she decides to tell me to come with her to the garage, i comply because what could possibly go wrong.  i get in there and she locks the door.  she was horny, we did some things, lots of groping and pinning each other against doors, walls, shelves (that hurt) and her mom's minivan that was in there.  i told her i needed to sit down for a minute to sort of regain my composure, so she opens the van door.  we get in there, and as i'm sitting there, i could see her beginning to get impatient with me.  she said something like "i totally wouldn't mind if you took off your pants right now."  so i did, not thinking at all anymore about the fact that this was her mom's van.  she starts giving me head, things were great.  a while later (not sure exactly how long), i was about to cum, she was really into it when we hear a knock.  now, mind you, this garage is shut and locked and all the lights are off.  we totally think we're stealthy and sneaky and shit because we're dumb and horny.  i hear her say "oh shit.", i go limp immediately as i crash back to reality and sort of struggle with my pants to get them back on.  she unlocks and opens the garage door, and her mom sounds just fucking livid...and i suppose she has reason to be, i mean i'd be pretty pissed if someone was having their sexytimes in the back of my car without my permission too, so there's that...but she just says "get the fuck out of my van."  i'm freaking out, my belt is twelve kinds of twisted up, i just hiked my pants up as far as i could comfortably make them go, and i get the fuck out of there.  i sent her a text when i got home asking how bad i fucked up.  she said "not at all."  so hopefully, hopefully, i'm in the clear and her mom didn't say anything to her dad or get pissed off or anything.

hopefully.

TIFU by "doing thing" in the back of a minivan