Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i was heading home after a night of drinking. it was poring pretty bad at my location and i noticed a dog just walking around worried. being the person i am, i tried to call the dog over to no luck. taking a u-turn to try again after about another minute of whistling, i notice the owner just staring at me on their property wondering what the fuck i was doing. parked that shit and closed the garage real quick.

TIFU by Whistling at a Bitch.