Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: like many of these stories, it didn’t happen today. it happened a few months ago and before becoming a reddit user.

here goes.. 

it was half-price wing night at a local bar in my area, so me and a few friends did what any teenage male would and absolutely gorged ourselves on wings. three pounds of hot n’ honey wings later, we departed ways.

now... for those of you that don't know, irritable bowel syndrome or ibs is triggered by different things, for different people. my bowel evacuating kryptonite happens to be... wings. seriously, there have been times i didn't make it past my first pound before i was running to the bathroom.

but this time was different, no symptoms during, or even that night. i was thrilled! i'm finally growing out of it! 

the next morning came and i met my friends for our morning chemistry class. 
just as the clock struck 9:30, i could feel my stomach turning. i knew it was too good to be true; those sweet delicious wings were now wreaking havoc on my digestive system. i figured it would be like any other time i have a flair up, lots of gas, extra trips to the bathroom, maybe a little ring of fire. but this time was different.

my stomach felt like a hot air balloon, constantly filling to the point of no return. about 30 mins into the lecture, i feel a fart come on. being the stealthy motherfucker that i am, and also having years’ experience with ibs, i knew how to handle this. i leaned to each side of the chair, spreading my butt, in order to make as little sound as possible. just a small fart, i thought. it will at least get me through the lecture. 

i release the tension and let rip as a slow hiss of swamp gas pushed its way out. i look around, hoping no one noticed, and no one did. not the sound anyway.

about 5 seconds into release i’d realized the potency… and it was somewhere between rotting road kill carcass and a used diaper filled with spoiled meat. i look around in horror as the ventilation in the chemistry room has carried the noxious aroma around the entire class. at this point, the class of 50 are visibly nauseous, all blaming each other and are filtering their breathing through their shirts. 

i feel another fart come on. meh, i thought. good a time as any, and let rip.
at this point, the class is so disrupted that our professor comes over to investigate. when he enters the seating area, you could literally see his senses get hit by a wall of rancid butt odor. 

as he wades his way through stink he proclaims:

“there is no way a human created this smell. it’s not possible. as a professional in the chemistry field, i’ve smelt this before and it’s far too intense”

it was soo hard not to laugh, but i remained strong.

he begins to investigate by checking out all the surrounding classrooms, determining if they were performing any noxious chemistry experiments. 

“someone’s definitely working with sulphur!” he said confidently.

after failing to find the culprit, he begins to examine the vents.

“maybe a dying animal has entered the vents?”

he hops up on a desk, and peers through. 

“yup! that’s gotta be it. it’s coming from the vents! i’ll call the cleaning staff”

he then proceeds to call a janitor to take the vent covering off.

all the while, i continue to rip farts. it was the funniest thing that’s happened to me that i also couldn’t immediately talk about. 

after finding nothing in the vents, and as a last ditch effort, he turns on the emergency fume hoods, sucking all of the tainted air out of the room.

it has to go down as one of the best silent but deadly farts in history.

brightside: chemistry cancelled.
downside: no more wings :(

TIFU by releasing a science experiment from my bowels.