Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i posted this 2 days ago but i didn't know about the no poop stories on weekdays thing. so here it goes again:

after a party today i was heading off home and just missed my train. no worries i'll just go to kfc to pass time.
i go up and order my zinger burger meal then sit down and start eating it. i'm looking at my phone and eating at the same time, once i finished i discover some bastard has left his twister, wrapped and all.


i give it a poke. hmm seems fine, just cold. seems like it was from around an hour ago. being the frugal, greedy fat cunt i am, i wait until the person next to me leaves and i go ahead and eat the twister. all i can say is, it was delicious at the time.


now i'm at the train station. that's when the immense stomach aches begin. but you know what i'm a tough guy and ain't letting no pussy ass aches stop me. the train comes and i get onto the train with no problems and the ache goes away.


then... 4 stops before home. my phone is about is dead and i'm reading the local newspaper which i found on the train.
boom. my ache is back. fuckkkk its so bad this time. my ass hole begins to let air out once every second to ease the ache.
3 stops from home.


gg there's no more air left in my bowels and i can feel poop edging out of my butt. the uneasiness is fucking unreal. i grab a few pages of the newspaper and shape it quickly into a nappy and stuff it in my underpants..


im pacing down the hallways now to stop my sphincter from failing me. the people on the other carriages can see me with my but clenched walking up and down the aisle.
1 stop from home.


holy fuck. you know how the closer you get to the toilet the looser your anus becomes. fuck me at this point i feel like a 60 year old slut who loves it up in hole #2. there has got to be a bit of poop in my hand made newspaper nappy.


this has got to be the greatest mental and physical challenge of my life. my whole body and mind is failing me at this point. but you know what i can do this,!!!


i clench my sphincter like i'm doing my last rep in my last set. it's the finale boys. you will be free soon mr brown.
the doors open to my train stop and bolt to the toilet. and fuck me am i a dumb cunt. it's fucking 2am of course the toilets locked.


but my anal muscles cannot handle the weight of my poop. i am this choice have no choice but to empty my bowels onto the grass right outside the station. it is the biggest shit i've ever taken and looks like 3kg of satay sauce from the local thai restaurant.
i cleaned my ass hole with the leftover newspaper and covered the poop with it and ran home where i'm currently recovering safely.


sorry to whoever is greeted by a giant pile of shit tomorrow morning at the station. i promise this will never happen again

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edit: i should mention i live in australia!!!

edit 2: just went back to the same station. can confirm the poop is still there, albeit dried up. looks like a circular piece of meatloaf now. it smells like total shit,  no one has cleaned it up and there are flies buzzing around.

TIFU by eating a KFC twister