Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so my boyfriend and i are both nightshift people and we usually get to bed just as the sun is finally making it's way back into our lives. we're usually hella tired but he will usually pass out about an hour before i do and wake about an hour before i do. unfortunately, that doesn't really leave much opportunity for me to initiate "morning" sex, which has always been something we really enjoyed. it's intimate, cuddly, sweet, and passionate; all at the same time, ftw. 

so i found a solution this morning. he usually sleeps like a rock and can wake up for brief, non-intensive periods and have no trouble getting back to sleep. honestly, i don't know why i didn't think of this sooner. i let him sleep a couple hours and then go into the bedroom. i start smooching him, letting things take a natural course when, while i'm going down on him, he moans out a   name.

not mine, mind you. now, i should also mention that we're in an open relationship. he's been seeing (name redacted) on and off for a couple months and it doesn't bother me. what does bother me is... dude... i know you're half asleep but surely you know that she didn't sneak into our house and start on you while i slept right next to you guys. 

his reaction was perfection though. the second it was out of his mouth, his eyes shot wide open and he looked down at me. "oh my god, (my name), i am so sorry. i suck and you will never do this again for me ever now, will you?"

i laughed because he was just so stupidly cute about the way he reacted to it, i couldn't actually be upset. it was an honest mistake. i climbed up next to him to cuddle and informed him that, yes, i would happily be doing this again, but because of his fuck up, next morning-ish sex was on him.

on the upside, i'm pretty sure i'm getting laid here in a few hours when he wakes up. so that's cool.

TIFU By giving my boyfriend a sleepy morning blowjob (NSFW/adult)