Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so, to start, this whole thing happened yesterday. 

my two cousins who are eight (f) and seven (m) came to stay with us for the summer. i was a little freaked when i found out; but okay, i'll be at work most of the time so i won't have to deal with the tiny demons as much my mother will.

now, mom's really big on me being '*extra loving and inclusive*' toward the young'uns ~~and enforces it in the most passive aggressive way possible~~. not that i don't love them. i'm just not good with children. they just cause me untold levels of stress that come out of me in waves of bitterness. so, mom makes me include them especially on my activities with my many pets. i'm never for this, because i have a routine, my animals as a whole aren't warm to strangers, and these kids are violent and refuse to listen. unlike them i listen to authority which led me to giving the kids handfuls of treats each and taking them to meet the chickens.

here's when the fu starts.
even after warning them to be very quiet and gentle over and over, they begin chasing the chickens and shouting as soon as we reach the coop. i begin to correct them in a soft voice as to not add to the volume, but of course they don't pay me any mind at all. the two hellspawns are chasing my pullets, miss nessarose and lady jezebel. my rooster sire remington is watching on in horror. (a little background on my boy remmy: he's not half as tame as the girls because i got him off of a man who posted on facebook about an unwanted rooster. remmys a very timid and shy boy (he never lets me catch him without a game of chase) yet he'll eat out of my hand and has been nothing but a gentleman since arriving. he's also missing a toe. such a cutie.) then the kids get all three of the birbs backed into a corner.
the boy child goes to grab nessa by the tail feathers and she cries out. bad move.
i notice remmy puffing up and lunging. 
directly at the boy.
**shit.**
i threw myself between the bird and the kid and took two spurrs directly into the knee cap, one in front and one in the back. i started spurting blood. remmy herds the girls up and runs into the coop. i take the kids back inside and clean myself up. 

here begins stupid major fu.
then i run a few hours of errands and do yard work on my knee which has two stab wounds in it. they're tiny, but straight into the muscle, and by the end of the night i couldn't even walk that well. it's a little swollen. every time i bend my knee the forming scab splits open and gives me a sharp stab of pain. i'm walking with a decent limp and my toes are numbing from me forcing my leg straight. and now i have an eight hour shift at my fast food job to complete this morning. and tomorrow. actually, my next day off is tuesday. fuck.

TIFU By trying to introduce my young and aggressive cousins to my chickens.