Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: happened today. also, calm down it was my own baby it's not super exciting.

i have a very active, very beautiful baby almost 9 months now. she's wonderful and i'm incredibly lucky. however, she's teething and she's not the best sleeper lately. 

around about 4am this very day, she decided to give out a rather loud scream. not that unusual but still needs checking out so i hope up out of bed and scurry to her room. i can't see her at this point because it's dark and i'd prefer to keep the light off so she will maybe settle again quickly. usually works well but not today.

this time my dad bod and my dad brain were not in sync at all. somehow in my rush to see what had happened my legs went back to sleep and stopped dead on the spot but the rest of me continued forward. i crashed through a small activity table and further broke my fall by scraping my head on the radiator. i now have a couple of very tender areas on my forehead where the skin used to be.

fortunately my wife heard the loud noise and commotion and after waiting a couple of minutes came to rescue the baby where she was able to notice i was not dead. a happy ending.

TIFU by trying to help a crying baby