Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i just got off the toilet to take a shower after i finished my business. as i flushed the toilet i placed my glasses on a shelf right above the toilet and lo and behold a disposable razor tipped off the edge in the bowl as it was still being flushed. i was too slow to save it and it ended up being sucked into the pipe of the toilet, luckily not the pipe of the sewer. i tried fishing it out from the toilet bowl and it didn't work. so i decided to take the toilet out fishing it from the back and i ended up breaking the toilet. now i'm off to home depot or anywhere that's opened to buy a toilet.

TIFU by breaking my toilet.