Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: my beautiful labrador,  sky , is 2 years old. i had already walked her, fed her and played with her so she was ok. she laid down at my desk  , ready to sleep.  

i was almost ready for my friends birthday  party. i had to burn about 30 songs to dvd, and i was taking it as a present for joel. i placed my glass of wine  on the edge of the table, while i  was surfing the net. when the dvd  was finished,  the tray door  opened slowly and pushed the wine glass towards the brink. i realised i  was too late to do anything and as it disappeared  down , the thought of sky flashed through my mind. she was directly beneath the falling glass so she took a pretty hard hit.   

a labrador's bark should never be underestimated. she screamed into life with a high pitch note of horror and   high tempo barking/baying, straight  from hell .
i felt  a spray on my clothes and my right hand. sky erupted for the door, but it was shut. she body checked it, tight turned made for the stairs, took another immediate  perpendicular  right and fled out through the kitchen.  she didn't stop. 

there was a putrid smell , in the room, and a green /brown  spray all over my shoes and trousers.  it was all over the  carpet,   table and side of the stairs. it was basically an explosion of diarrhoea.  


 i slipped out of my shoes and walked to the lower bedroom, down the little corridor.  there was sky cowering behind the bed.  she was rigid and withdraw, her eyes were like saucers staring at me . i used a bit of soft talk and slow body language , to get closer until i could pick her up and take her to the shower. 


i cleaned up all the  mess and my  clothes/ shoes . she deserved some tlc so she got the full works that day. it was a soft puppy pandering with added  bits of cheese. 

she's  fine , she was unhurt and i didn't bother with the party, that day. i sent my  apologies but he wanted to see the story on reddit before he believed me !  sorry joel ! 

this happened last sunday and i tried to post it on monday. but  bodily fluids are not acceptable  in tifu (-  rule 4 ) during the  week. 


 

🐩 +🍷 = 💩

TIFU by scaring the shit out of my Labrador ( yes, literally )