Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: throwaway, ofc.

so i saw a cheap fleshlight on ebay and i was like that looks hot and bought it. i bought another item and done. i checked the tracking number on both items and both were supposed to arrive today, my mail usually arrives at 10am and i check it at 12pm. so i went and checked and nothing. i figured it would arrive tomorrow since it sometimes shipments arrive to the post office after they do deliveries. so an hour ago i checked ebay and saw that both items were marked as delivered. i go and check my mailbox and nothing. so now i am afraid one of my neighbors received it, fucked it real good and will probably attempt to give it to me.

TIFU by buying a fleshlight on eBay