Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happens about 3 years ago. i was a freshman in college, just starting out my animation degree by taking some basic drawing classes. one of the projects that we were doing was printmaking, and it required us to carve out styrofoam into images and paint the image to be stamped. now of course me, new excited student ready to dive into his classes, i had to go buy myself a fancy new exact-o knife. it was a nice one. easy to grip, had a lid to cover the blade, it was nice.

so it isn't uncommon for me to have a specific set of things i keep in my pockets. left pants pocket always holds pencils and pens, right pocket holds my keys and my phone. so naturally when we would finish up for the day i'd put the lid on my knife and stick it in my left pocket.

i'm one of those figity types of people, so i'm always looking for a way to keep my hands busy. so often times i was taking out my knife and making sure the lid was on tight as a way to just figit with something in my pocket. i did this constantly, taking the knife out and pressing the lid hard against my right hand to make sure it was on good.

i'm sure you can see where this is going. 

so my buddies and i are at a local restaurant in town waiting to be seated. i'm bored standing around so without even thinking or looking down i take the knife out of my pocket and press it hard against my right hand to make sure the lid is on tight. and.. you guessed it. i looked down at my hand, then at the knife, and the lid is not there. the lid is in my pocket. i cup my hand really fast and blood is quickly forming a pool in my palm. one of my buddies looks over and says "looks like the ink in your pen busted." and then he saw the blade and yells. another buddy takes the blade from me while i'm rushed to the bathroom. we washed my hand for a while but the blood never stopped flowing so we wrapped it in gauze and stuck a bandaid over it.

looking back, i probably should have gotten stitches, but i was too afraid of the idea. it definitely left my hand extremely sore for the next couple months, that's for sure.

TIFU by stabbing myself at a restaurant