Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: sometimes i come down with the foot in mouth disease and i spit things out without thinking about whether the thing i say is acceptable or not.  

to give you a brief story on it, there's this guy who i am working for right now helping his fix shit around the house and what not.  we were talking about guy things as men often do when they are working together using power tools in a testosterone enriched environment and we were talking about women.  more specifically, the type of women we're into.  he mentioned that he likes his women with big tits on a small frame and i was talking about how every girl i've ever liked, i liked for a different reason.  but the common thread that sews up my sexual experience is that they've all been very pretty.  

"her body doesn't have to be perfect if she has a pretty face" i said as i'm holding up a door for the hinges to be screwed into the door frame.  "think of me what you will, but i have to admit that i have disdain for fat people.  i'm automatically going to assume that they're lazy and that they lack self control."  i know, right?  it's like i was trying to see how far i can shove my foot down my throat.  

"shame on you!", replied the guy.  "i weigh 255lbs (115 2/3kgs) and i have worked my whole entire adult life.  don't call me lazy!"  

so what did i do?  i immediately started to stammer and dig myself in deeper as i attempted damage control, if you could call it that.  

"umm...  the thing about it is...  uhh...  i was talking about the morbidly obese (where's that damn shovel?)...  i mean...  see, i wouldn't call you fat (yeah, keep digging)...  errm...  upper range of normal (is that... oil?)...  and see...  considering your age (d'oh!)...  i mean, if i was to describe you to someone who didn't know you (big sigh), i would say that you're a big fella (bubblin crude)...  err...  a thick dude (oil, that is)...  h^a mm...  a heavy set guy (black gold)...  i mean...  robust (texas tea)...  see, i used to be fat when i was a kid and (really?!!)...  umm...  i got sick and lost all this weight (shut up shut up!)...  so...  i was down to 136 lbs (62 kgs, but seriously?)...  and you know, i haven't weighed 136 lbs since i was in 7th grade (the hell is wrong with you?!!)."

he said, "136 lbs?!!  one of my legs weigh more than that.  so what, now i'm **curvy**?  am i a full-figured bbw?"  

we went back to work in awkward silence for the rest of the day.  

so yeah...  not my finest moment.

TIFU by telling a heavy set guy that I have disdain for fat people.