Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: not really me fucking up, actually my dad.

so my dad always cooks porridge for me and him in the morning. we always put blueberries in them and he always takes those shits on the top of them off. the sunday before last sunday we ate porridge. but he did not say that he was fucking sick.

he cleaned my fucking berries and 3 hours later i got a weird stomachache, thought i was getting hungry. but it got worse so i went to lay on the sofa. and farted.
just that it wasn't a motherfucking fart. i sharted. twice. after cleaning my ass i put my boxers in a bag and went out to the woods to throw them away. when i got home i had to shit once every 10 minutes, shat pure liquid and had the worst feeling. in the night i vomited the blueberries and all the porridge out, pretty sight.

that day i probably shat 20 times and this kept on going for about 4 days, but the shitting was getting less and less. didn't vomit once after the first time but had a stomachache the entire time. it got better and better every day and on saturday i was healthy again. best feeling ever! had never been so sick before and now i love life. fuck being sick.

TIFU by having the worst 4 days of my life