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Input: Text: today i fucked up by allowing my pretty emotional 7 yr old daughter watch one of my favorite movies.  (this happened last night) so it all began so innocent,she had just returned from her father's house and after being gone for the night i had decided that it would be fun to watch a movie together before bedtime since she didn’t have school the next morning.  i had been wanting her to see the iron giant, i remembered that i loved that movie! it has so many great scenes and i was overjoyed with nostalgic memories. i turn the movie on and we proceed to watch. she is intrigued by the giant and had become emotionally invested. i mean she absolutely loved him and i was busy analyzing plot holes and being excited for the coffee scene and other hijinks that i didn’t take the time to remember the intense emotional bodyslam that the movie was preparing her for until it was too late.

and that’s when shit started getting real... kent mansley had just discovered that hogarth was hiding the giant. he had the entire army begin this full force attack on the giant but the giant was not attacking back. he had just almost killed hogarth and wanted to be good. at this point the giant was trying to escape but the army continued blasting. my daughter turned to me frantic asking “why are they shooting at him?!” “omg i hate the army!” and i am like “nooo baby that is not the moral of the story.. that is not what you’re supposed to take from this movie.. it’s ok.. just watch it is going to be fine!” fucking nope.. then the iron giant gets pissed off and starts firing back and she now begins crying “they made him evil! why is the army doing this mommy i hate the army!” and i am like “noooo it’s kents fault not the army. it’s going to be fine” i didn’t want to abort the movie and leave her hating the army i knew there was a silver lining in there somewhere! so although normally i have a no spoiling the movie policy and won’t discuss the details of any movie but i felt it warranted for me to explain so i told her what i remembered “he’s going to be fine in the end just watch” as soon as those hollow words slipped from my lips a vision flashed to my mind of  scattered giant body parts but i quickly brushed it aside we soldiered on. 

i calm her down a bit when the hogarth starts talking to the giant “guns kill!! you don’t have to be a gun!” emotional spiel. and i manage to get her to see kent mansley, not the army, is at fault. that’s when he presses the button.
 now keep in mind (for anyone who has not seen this movie) it takes place in a cold war era and the background theme is duck and cover. preparing just in case the nuke is dropped on america very dark pretty depressing. so kent mansley hits the nuke button… 
i look at my daughter she is starting at the screen not blinking. i hear hogarth telling the giant “we’re all going to die. when that bomb hits we’re all going to die” silence… my brain is crying like whyyy didn’t i remember this?! i keep my mantra “it is going to get better just watch” i say in an  almost whisper..

at this point pretty much all the main characters have solidified the fact they were all going to die. the giant flies up and superman's himself into the nuclear missile and explodes….

i look over at my daughter..she hadn’t blinked yet “mommy is he ok?” she looks at me. i try and spin it “he’s a hero baby! he saved everyone!!” she starts sobbing, gumdrop size tears parade from her face. the cry of dead innocent, you know that open mouth rainwater collecting cry ahhhh haha. my eyes at this point are like saucers, if i could’ve opened them any wide they would have popped out. i’m like i know something is going to be the silver lining .. “wait something good will happen” soon we see the giants memorial statue and she is still crying. hogarth’s shown sleeping with the screw next to his bed and it starts to roll away to reassemble to the giant so he may fix himself. so i am like yeah this is it.. “see it’s all good..” and we spend the next few minutes watching dismembered giant parts.. a random arm here and leg there , of the giant she loved so much, crawl towards the awaiting disembodied head…the end?…. 
we spent the remainder of the night watching uncle grandpa until she felt better.  

(and looking back at the shit i watched as a kid..no wonder i am so jaded againsts guns and the government lol :-p )

TIFU by watching the Iron Giant with my daughter