Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened about 2 years ago

i was at the ripe ol' age of 19 when i had my girlfriend over in my college dorm. we had sexy time and i finished all over her magnificent breasts. it was dark, and being a lazy sob, i reached over my bed and grabbed a shirt to wipe it off. i was doing laundry that weekend anyway so i didn't think anything of it.

now the tifu,

a little background, my mom works interior decorating and has a decent contract putting up trees downtown during the holidays. she calls me the next day and tells me she needs me to come in and shes picking me up soon. i look for my uniform shirt and lo and behold, the very same shirt i used to wipe off my girlfriend's beautiful titties is now covered in crusty jizz. i call my mom and say do you have an extra uniform, mines dirty, and she says no wear it anyway. fortunately (?) the shirt was inside-out when i wiped my spunk off of my girlfriend's rack of lamb, so you couldn't tell, but i could... so i spent all day working with a jizzy shirt.

TIFU by using a random shirt as a jizz rag