Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: I'm just some dude who works at a place. I'm mildly attractive, I work out, but I absolutely HATE being touched. I'm not autistic or OCD I just like my personal space very much. If I'm in a committed relationship then of course I like to be touched by my SO and that's it. 

Well where I work, years ago, a co workers tried to give me a high five and I said no thank you. I wasn't a dick or a jerk I just mentioned I don't really like touching other people or being touched. Well, this opened the flood gates because that coworker told everyone about my "phobia" to where coworkers turned it into a game to touch me. It has NEVER been sexual, but its still very unwelcomed. 

I had a coworker pat me on the back and I immediately shrugged and moved away and said in an angry tone "Don't touch me!" To which I figured he would apologize, but he didn't. He turned in to a victim right away and was like "Wow, its not like I'm raping you, calm down." And everyone sort of sided with him saying my response was a bit overreaction. 

Am I the asshole here?

I figured it was common courtesy/sense to NOT touch coworkers. Sexual or not. 

telling my coworkers not to touch me