Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: to preface, i'm someone who will get a bug out of the house alive at all costs, rather than smashing it or washing it down the drain or toilet (spiders get their own special--very deep--bucket that i lure them into before throwing them outside).

our house has a very minor carpenter ant problem (we see one every couple of days). my youngest son is obsessed with them, yelling "bug!" whenever he sees one and chasing it around the house. when he inevitably catches one, he presses it as hard as he can into the floor with his tiny jelly hands, which isn't ever quite enough pressure to kill it outright, just fuck it up a little.

so i caught him toying with an ant the other day, even picking it up and crushing it in his tiny, doughy fist. despite his protests, i was able to end his gleeful sadism and take the ant away on a piece of paper. it was crawling around spastically, but of course i had every ounce of faith that it would somehow miraculously regenerate its smashed back legs and abdomen if i brought it outside. so i set it down on the back porch railing.

i forgot about it and went on with my morning routine. as i was leaving for work, i noticed that the ant was in the same spot, and was lying down with its legs splayed out to the sides. it reminded me a lot of the ant from honey i shrunk the kids, and my empathy and pity for it redoubled.

so i poked it to see if it was dead, causing it to frantically reanimate, whereupon it promptly charged off the side of the railing, falling directly into a spider web next to my laundry vent. i watched painfully as it struggled for a few moments before a spider came out of the shadows, sank its fangs into the ant's body, and wrapped it up for later.

i mumbled a few words of apology and continued to work.

i suppose maybe the ant was truly the one who fucked up by entering our death house in the first place.

TIFU by trying to save an ant's life