Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so last week i broke my cheap ass, plastic toilet seat by sitting on it because i'm a fat fuck. i went to the local hardware store and bought nice hard, wooden seat that i figured would hold out under the daily stress of my body weight upon it.

after fitting it i was desperate for a piss so i lifted the seat up, unzip and opened the flood gates. but it turned out i hadn't set it up correctly and the seat fell down. i panicked and tried to grab the seat to stop it from slamming, which left my penis to flail around while i was still pissing and covered the floor in piss.

we have one of those toilet rugs which was dripping wet and i now need to check under my bath tub to see if any seeped under there too.

TIFU by not fitting a toilet seat correctly