Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened almost like two minutes ago; i haven't even closed the reddit app since then.


to preface, my five year old loves watching me play games. she especially loves anything where you battle robots of some kind. 


zelda botw was a big hit with the guardians or, as she calls them, "spider launchers." so much of a hit that she wants to be link for halloween.


she also loves anything with a female protagonist. needless to say, when i recently played nier: automata, (which she so fittingly named "girls and robots") it was practically a revelation. 2b is pretty much the coolest thing ever to this kid. she makes me play the soundtrack to the game anytime we're in the car. even the frozen phase we went thorough pales in comparison to the titan that is 2b.


so here's where the fu comes in. we're cuddled up on the couch; paw patrol or something is going on in the background and i'm absent-mindedly browsing reddit when i get the bright idea to search for 2b cosplays to show her. so i pull up reddit's famously powerful search feature and go for it, not thinking that 2b has become prime waifu material and reddit has a tendency to take that and crank it up over 9000.



so i pull up the first couple which are pretty much just pg and incredibly well done. she's getting excited, all like "is that the real 2b it just a girl dressed up like her?" and "how did you get that picture on your phone?" 


she doesn't understand the wonders if the internet yet... and i completely forgot exactly what it was the internet is for.


she's totally stoked now and we're scrolling on down and i notice the thumbnail of one picture is clearly hinting that the full picture is going to be leaving a little less of 2b to the imagination than a five year old should be seeing. but no problem, we'll just quickly scroll on by that one... oh my god some of these go the full monte right in the thumbnail!


cue "daddy, what was 2b doing with her boobies?"and "why was 2b doing that with her butt?" and, of course, "daddy, why did we have to stop looking at pictures of 2b? i wanted to see her..."


i just hope she forgets the whole thing before she says something weird to my wife.


 

edit: darn homonyms...

TIFU by showing my kid pictures from Reddit.