Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: not a great story, but certainly one i am not proud of.

today i got home from school (i'm in high school) and decided to take a nap.  i wake up to the phone ringing.  in my dazed, half-asleep state i decided to answer.  

"may i speak to nipple_buster please?"

"this is him"

"great, i am calling see if you are interested in a career in the army."

a recruiter who apparently works at my high school had called my house, and i was not prepared for the onslaught of questions.  he proceeded to ask anything from my own future plans to any tattos or piercings i may have gotten.  we are nearing the end of our 20 minute conversation, in which i expressed very clearly that i had no interest in joining the army in any capacity.  i am in a rush to get this guy off the phone since i have to pee, but he will not stop.  i end up just saying yes to everything he asks and hang up.  i rush to the bathroom to realize the horror of what i had done.  i agreed to meet him after school tomorrow for a meeting to discuss my future involvement in the army.  again, i have no interest in this.  i cannot call him back since i don't have caller id and he called the house phone.  i don't  want to cancel and look like a jerk.  so now i have to go to a meeting in which i will sit and listen to some guy talk up the army to me.  great.

TIFU by answering the phone