Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this fuck up happened yesterday and i came home today to come face to face with it. me and my dog play fight all the time, hes a half breed with german shepherd in him and clears my height when he goes on two legs. so yesterday we were rough housing and he takes a hard nip on my heels. to which my foot lashes out and catches him in the balls. now i feel like a right bastard, and apologize, get all mushy and stuff but he's pissed and doesn't want anything to do with me. so i left for work the next day (today), after taking him for his morning walk. 
when i come home now, i push in the door which spread this huge steaming pile of shit straight across the floor like icing. and guess which bastard is giving me the dopiest grin in the hall way?

TIFU by kicking my dog in the balls.