Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu and this actually happened today.  is that even allowed here?  anyway, we were having a peaceful night.  my middle daughter was laying on the floor with her cute, soft, fuzzy, darling kitty on her stomach. i walked over to clean up a small bucket of beads that the cat dumped over previously and the noise startled said cat.  all the claws came out and she took off running...across the belly and neck of my daughter.  my poor girl has lacerations across her stomach and a good sized puncture wound in the neck.  she has been doctored up with polysporin and  band aids, but i can’t help wondering...why would god make a creature so fuzzy and adorable....and then add razor sharp blades on the toes?!

TIFU by making a loud noise while the cat was laying on top of my daughter.