Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: (fairly long - sorry!) background story

i met her at the start of this year on a magical service called tinder. we got along fairly well but i wasn't looking for much at the time, so conversation dried up and we stopped talking.

a few months later, in a persistent state of what i suggest should be listed in future medical journals as "androgen-triggered transient cognitive cessation", i thought it would be a good idea to hit this lovely young woman up for dinner (with pretty clear expectations of what was to follow).

we got along, and continued meeting fairly regularly for about a month, until she suddenly broke it off. i always had a lingering feeling that she was insecure about something though... 

so about a week later, i'm chatting to her (text) and she randomly asks me how i would "rate her" in bed. this seemed a strange question, but given the "just a random question" element, i assumed that she was feeling insecure and needing validation, or something like that. so i jokingly gave her a "rating", explaining that i enjoyed my time with her ("don't feel bad, you were good!", reassuring sort of stuff).

then she asked if i was "dtf". at this point i started wondering if she was looking to rekindle our arrangement or something. my response, along the lines of "err, i guess, why?" was acknowledged rather coldly, which i thought odd. and then, the replies abruptly stopped.

i figured, being an odd character (as many of us are), she might be thinking things over, or have suddenly changed her mind... so i left it and didn't consider it any further.

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fast forward to this morning, when i was rudely awakened by a barrage of messages on my phone, confused friends sending me photos of *something*. once i caught a glimpse of this "something", my vision abruptly cleared.

i was looking at myself. my name, age, picture, degree (at college)... and my "responses" to a questionnaire of sorts. "rating", "best and worst parts", "still dtf?"...

oh, and those reassuring messages? the sensitive assertions i made of her sexual prowess, and of how great our time was together? there they were, in crisp, sans-serif typography, on the reflective surface of a freshly printed magazine page.

most people that know me, including my parents (who until this point were blissfully unaware of their offspring's sexual activities), have probably seen this particular publication by now. and there is a steady stream of "is this you?!" messages trickling towards me through the great pipes of the interwebs. i have never felt such incredible shame.

so, my takeaway from the experience thus far is: [be like this guy.](http://imgur.com/emjxkdc)

 



update: the magazine has contacted me and apologised for the article. they have stated the actions of the columnist were far below what would be expected of contributors (ha, really?!). they will be taking disciplinary action, as well as retracting and publicly apologising for the article. no mention of monetary compensation, and no specifics on what "disciplinary action" means, or what the apology will contain. i'm just hoping they don't name me _again_ in the process of apologising...



update 2: the apology was published today. it seemed extremely generic, though, and the columnist wasn't named (on either the apology _or_ the original column).

she has been completely nameless in the entire thing, and as such has basically got away with dishonestly publishing this material with a slap on the wrist from the magazine. not sure what my options are at this point but i will be doing everything i can.

TIFU by trusting my fuck buddy