Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as a frequent reader of this subreddit i dreaded the day in which i’d have a story worthy of being posted here, but alas, here i am. this event took place three days ago. i am on winter break and have tons of free time, and with that time i have been playing tons of madden 18 on my xbox one console. that day i asked my brother if he wanted to play, he agreed, but left the room to go to the bathroom. i used this time to turn on the xbox and grab the madden 18 box from the cabinet. the xbox is taking a bit to load so i quickly check my twitter in the meantime. it finally loads and i select madden 18, however when i do so an error message pops up saying that i do not own the game and need to either insert disk or buy it. i get slightly irritated as my xbox has had issues with the disk drive for a while now, including sometimes having problems reading the disk. so i press the eject button and it makes a “reject” sound effect. hmmm. i press it again. no luck, it beeps it’s reject noise again. great, my disk is jammed in there. 

my brother comes back and i explain the problem. we google the issue and microsoft’s solution is to stick a paper clip through a hole on the side and manually eject the disk. cool. we search the house and finally find a paper clip. we stick it in, but find no luck in ejecting the disk. we watch microsoft’s video on how to properly do it. this video is very slow paced, annoying, and didn’t provide any help to us. 

next we schedule an appointment with best buy to see if they can help. we have to wait until my mom is back from work in order for us to get a ride (as my sister was using our other car) an hour later my mom and i drive to best buy where we await our appointment. we end up waiting a while as no one is at the desk, eventually a man arrives. he ends up being helpless as he apparently needs a receipt and we are unable to remember the phone number or email the xbox might have been bought under all those years ago. we leave in anger after half an hour. 

back at the house my mom googles more videos on how to manually eject, those don’t work either. more irritation. finally we look up other local places that could possibly help retrieve my entombed disk. we find a place online that says they can do the repair for $130. we decide that is essentially the same price as buying another xbox one, and hopefully this new xbox won’t have a faulty disk drive, but first however, we must bust into the broke xbox to save the madden disk (so that we don’t have to waste another chunk of money replacing the game).  

we google how to manually break into the console. we use a screwdriver to snap open the side. next we have to snap apart some hooks. now we reach an inner metal box. there are several metal screws holding in place a plastic compartment which holds the disk drive. bingo. however the screws are some weird shape and none of our screwdrivers work. next we take our drill and attempt to destroy the top of the screw in order to lift the top metal plate off to reach the plastic that holds the disk drive in place. the screw survives our attack. at this point my dad has also joined and we are on a mission as a family to get this disk. we take a wrench and grab ahold of the edge of the metal top and begin to peel back the metal. eventually we pull it back enough to reveal the plastic holders. my brother then snaps the plastic with a screwdriver and at last the disc drive is free. from there, there are 4 tiny screws holding us back from entering the disk drive to retrieve our disk. 3 come off easily, of course the 4th one doesn’t. so we just rip it open like a sardine can. we take a look inside.... and there appears to be no disk. huh. my brother walks back to the other room for a minute. that’s when i hear the seinfeld theme start playing. oh no. my stomach drops. my brother walks in holding the madden 18 box in one hand and his phone playing the theme in his other. he opens the box on the table for all to see. the disk was in the box the whole time. i had apparently got distracted and had a brain fart because i had never actually put in the disk, so of course it couldn’t read the disk. we had just ripped apart an xbox one for no reason and wasted hours. not only that, but of course my whole family is part of this fuck up, so i’m going to be hearing this story for years to come. great. 

 
[aftermath](https://imgur.com/gallery/yzo9u)

edit 1: paragraphs, christ. 

edit 2: i apparently didn’t make this clear, my bad: we had been planning on getting a new xbox for a while, so there was no intention on repairing the xbox, just get the game and finally get a new one

TIFU by Ripping Apart my Xbox One