Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i got hired for my first job at a fast food place over a month ago and today was my first day. i'd been looking forward to my first day for a while. the manager that hired me just told me to start on today and didn't give me a time. so this past weekend i'd been trying to find out a time. my manager was on vacation and nobody else knew anything so four phone calls later i decided i would just show up trying to draw confidence from knowing he said "start on the 25th" so i'd just show up when it opens. 

today: i had a somewhat restless night and somehow ended up thinking about the walking dead (what if animals turned into zombies too? but they don't have animals because it's probably hard enough to get a bunch of people to look like legit zombies) in the middle of the night. i had my morning for getting ready planned out and executed it to the t. feeling good i show up at my work and start meeting my few fellow employees and getting a tour. after about an hour, i finally start the registration on the computer where there's no chair and you stand. i fill out some stuff and then my manager shows me a page with a ton of links (at least 8) to pdfs that i need to read. i start on the first link which is the employee handbook and 46 pages long. i get to the 9th page and it hits me, i start to feel very warm, very quickly. and i've almost passed out before (a few years ago) so i was thinking, "oh shit please not right now" and remembered i hadn't eaten breakfast (i don't eat breakfast half the time and haven't noticed any prior problems) or really drunken (drunk?) any water since the afternoon before. of course i start feeling all the other symptoms of feeling like passing out such as feeling like throwing up, weakness, dizziness, and being too warm. i have no idea where my manager is and tell myself "don't be a wimp. you can do this". i struggle through the ninth page of print (why is the font size so small??) and try to keep reading. i'm feeling sick and trying to read the 10th page through my quickly narrowing, blurring vision thinking "focus, c'mon don't let this happen today of all days" and the next thing i know, i have a quick second of black vision and i'm on the floor. i stand up as quickly as i can noticing my hat is off and my bun all messed up. everyone was distracted by the customer or completing their own work and didn't notice me fall (i must be a ninja fall-er). i stand up grabbing the wall and my manager turns to look at me with a smile like everything-is-awesome-how's-your-reading-going? and me looking and feeling like crap barely waves him over and he helps me to sit at one of the tables and gets me soda to drink. i'm disoriented with fuzzy hearing and embarrassed while he's offering soda and food and me refusing his offer for food. i get to talk to a bored-out-of-her-mind, i-hate-my-job registered nurse on the phone and find out i need to go to the local urgent care for a check up. my boss didn't want me driving so i had to group chat text my parents to pick me up since i don't know who will even respond. my manager again offers food and i say yes and offer to pay but he says he's got it and then i awkwardly sit and wait longer at the table i'm at for my dad to arrive. my manager walks me out to my dad and and tells my dad what happened and i'm holding back tears because i felt i might have fucked up and disappointed my dad again (totaled our f-150. sad night, story for another time). my dad and i meet my mom at the urgent care and we do the typical doctor's office routine of paper work, waiting, consulting. all the doctor did was check my breathing with his stethoscope, ask me a few questions, and clear me for work so i could go back right after. all super nonchalantly just stating that i probably was nervous and had anxiety that caused low blood pressure and my mom, prior to speaking with the doctor, wanted me to have a blood test haha. called my boss after my appointment and i'm going into work from 10 to 4 tomorrow so pray for me. my parents were surprisingly supportive so that was cool. 

 

(i don't know what a tldr is or how it works so i'm going to look that up)

edit: wow i did the tldr right and got the right punctuation order

TIFU by Passing Out on the First Day of My First Job