Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this happened to me when i was a toddler back in the late 90's.

my mom and i were sitting on my living room floor and coloring pictures together. she got a phone call, so she left they room for *maybe a minute*. while she's gone, i chow down on the tip of an aqua blue crayola non-toxic marker. my mom walks back in on me with smurf lips and calls the doctor to see if she had to take me to the hospital or not. he said i'd be perfectly fine.**i wasn't**.

after eating something for dinner that night that didn't agree with my stomach, i was sitting in the couch watching spongebob or scooby doo or transformers or something, then **it hits me. hard**. i shit a river of blue-green diarrhea all over our couch. now, if our couch was leather, it would just be a really gross wipe-down for my parents, but this couch wasn't. it was one of those off-white couches with the weird cloth that was only popular in the 90's. this kind of cloth happens to stain. badly. so now there's a light blue stain on the couch. my family wasn't very rich when i was little, so we couldn't reupholster the couch. for 5 years my mom had to explain to guests that i had a "coloring accident" on the couch when i was little, until we finally got rid of the couch.

TIFU by eating a marker and getting diarrhea