Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened last week. where i work there is a section of the building made up of old offices where no-one works anymore and so no one goes into any of the rooms – they are dark and run down and you couldn’t work in there. within one of these rooms there is another room around the back with a view of the car park. you can’t be seen from the corridor and you can lock the door. 

me in my infinite wisdom got really horny one day at work. it felt like my cock was going to explode. i only have a couple months left on my contract with the firm and i’m planning on leaving after so i thought it was a risk worth taking. so i proceed to the far end of the building, and bring a notepad with me to seem less suspicious. i settle down in the room, lock the door, open up my phone and jerk off onto a piece of paper and put it in the bin. i then proceed out of the room and go back to my desk.

so how did i fuck up? 

well, the next day i’m walking in the corridor past the room i did the deed in the previous day, and catch a glimpse of someone working in the room at the far end. it was my boss. turns out my boss goes to that exact same room – not to masturbate, but just to get some peace and quiet. 

the worst thing is that my boss was sitting in the one position that you can’t see when you enter the office – right across the far end behind a cabinet (it’s a big office, maybe 2m long). so there is a very distinct possibility that my boss saw me enter the office he was sat in, go into the room behind it, lock the door, then emerge a minute later.

fuck.

TIFU by masturbating at work