Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: 20 minutes ago i was jerking off, but i didn't realize my dick was pointing straight at my face so i jizzed full force into my poor poor eyeball. like i'm talking projectile jizzing. like that jizz stuff that spiderman uses. now my eyeball is super red and aches pretty bad.

 


*edit- probably should have used a throwaway account, double fuck up . also first time poster

TIFU by jizzing in my own face