Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: let me keep this short and sweet:

i'm a cashier. our store is near a movie theater. on weekends in particular we get a large influx of people in to buy cheap candy for the movies. 

it just so happens that our software got updated, so the debit card machine is acting up and making people redo their cards a lot.

a mom, dad, and two young kids came in, grabbed some candy and came to to the register. 

"guess where we're going?" says the dad, who is apparently the most original man on the planet. 

he swipes his card. 

"um, i dunno. the morgue?"

don't know why i said it. first thing that came to mind as a "joking" response. 

the machine fucks up. the dad swipes again. the mom is glaring at me. 

the little girl says, "what's a morgue?" 

*oh god what have i done?*

"it's where they put dead people before they get buried", i helpfully offer. 

*omg mouth! mouth stahp!*

the machine fucks up. the dad swipes again. i apologize for the machine while the mother's glaring intensifies into pure rage.

the machine finally works. the mother grabs the bags and walks off in a huff. the dad gives me this "wow...just...wow" look and follows his wife out the door. 

now that kid is going to be asking about dead people all night. fuck.

TIFU by being a creepy weirdo in front of a whole family at work.