Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: some background: as a child, i went to a small, private christian elementary school. 

this was the type of place where you couldn't get away with any bullshit, especially cursing. if they so much as thought you said the word "ass", you would be given a detention faster than you can say "i think that this schools attitude towards cursing is a little outdated." and a lot of their policies were like this, such as how they dealt with bullying, talking in class, etc.

cut to me in my fourth grade classroom. it was the beginning of the school day, and we were still at a point where we were allowed to talk freely and mess around before the actual lesson started. 

while my the other kids were talking, i was absentmindedly doodling. when i looked down at the sheet, i saw it resembled a strange amorphous blob floating above a line. i wasn't sure what it was, and needed a second opinion. at this point i turn to my friend who sat on my right, who we'll call jessica.  "jess, what does this look like to you?" i asked.

"hmm.." jess took a look. "a duck"

a duck? psssssh, no way was i about to let this badass amorphous blob become labeled something as lame as a duck. i looked at the drawing, then back at jess. 

"no," i said. "it's a phoenix." jess was confused, and we began to get into a small argument over the topic. and of course, being fourth graders our argument consisted of us saying our opinions in increasingly louder tones.

"phoenix." i said.
"duck." jessica responded.
"phoenix!"
"duck!"
"phoenix"
"duck"

at this point i realized we had reached a stalemate. one that wouldn't be resolved until we reached a middle ground. but how could i do that?

and then, it came to me. all i had to do, i reasoned, was mix the words. by doing that, i thought, i would create a name unique to this creature. 

and so, using my genius fourth grade mind, i blended the two words by taking the first two of phoenix, and the last three of duck, not bothering to think of how it might sound as i was simply too excited to share it with the world.

i stood from my chair, pointed at my teacher, and yelled at the top of my lungs, my new word

"its a fuck!" 

silence.

after a long talk with the teacher on when i was allowed to draw and when i wasn't, i took my seat by jessica. jessica looked up at me, and said

"should've went with doenix"


 
i shouted "fuck" in my 4th grade ultra conservative christian classroom, getting my drawing privileges taken away for a year, all because of a dumb dispute over a drawing i made absentmindedly. so, bc i'm a dumbass in short.

TIFU by accidentally shouting a very inappropriate word at my 4th grade teacher because I drew a Phoenix and my friend wouldn't acknowledge it's significance