Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: just as a preface, this would have been fine, but due to circumstances that aligned, much like the recent eclipse, i feel worse than any other time in my life. including that one time i stabbed a girl with a pen when i was 8.

anyway. recently, i've been trying to shower twice a day for hygiene reasons. i tend to get quite sweaty so i figured i may as well maintain myself a little. now, i have a high sex drive, and it takes a lot for me to 'finish up', which is why i occasionally need to do some butt stuff. anyway. so i get into the shower, turn in on, and do my normal routine of waiting a minute before i start washing. now, in this short amount of time, i've started to build up a considerable erection. now, i knew it'd take way too long if i didn't do anything 'experimental' so for the first time in a few months, i decided to hop out the shower and find something to use. i put it right in my ass. hurt a little, but anything to get off a bit quicker. so now, it's a rare occasion of me actually masturbating in the shower. i'm one of those oddities that can't usually get away with it. anyway, time skips by, me peacefully having a wank in the shower with something up my ass (as you do). skip to 5 second preclimax. i turn around and immediately notice i've not locked the bathroom door, but i'm too close to care (note at this point that i am facing the door). now, i cum. i'm talking more cum than usual, and by a big amount. and then it happens. my mum just happens to walk in to tell me dinner is ready. at this point there is cum all over me and still flowing, and my raging erection is right there, harder than my confidence about 5 seconds before this. 

now, que eye contact. my immediate though is to turn around, but guess what, i've got something in my ass. so what do i do? the worst possible thing or course. i turn, so my mum (still staring in horror), can see this thing coming out of my ass, and my dick still flowing semen onto my stomach. in the short 5 seconds this took place, i came from euphoria to immediate awkwardness. que my mother leaving. no words. 

 

also, obligatory happened 2 days ago because weekend rule and such.

TIFU by 'showering'