Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: oddly enough, this actually happened today. (sorry if my writing sucks, i'm still just a lurker.)

a friend on xbox live actually eats doritos and drinks mountain dew while he plays games. i usually just drink water with mio in it, because i'm fat and actively trying to lose weight, and try not to eat if i'm playing. so today, i thought about trying the famed snack combo. after work, i stopped by cvs, grabbed a bag of nacho cheese doritos and a bottle of mountain dew code red. i sat down in front of my tv, powered on my xb1, and loaded up gta v. i'm munching on the doritos, sipping dew while the crew and i are trying to survive a survival match using only the heavy revolver(we made it to wave 10, but died immediately because the a.i. spawned in with miniguns, so unfair advantage). after the survival's unfortunate end, my stomach started feeling odd. i thought i had maybe chugged the mountain dew a little faster than i should have, so i got up to get some water. the second i got up, i felt more nauseous than i think i ever have in my entire life. thankfully my bathroom is within a few feet from my bedroom, so i bolted for it. i aimed for the toilet, but didn't make it in time. orangey-red vomit spewed forth, despite my best efforts to keep it in, all over the top of the toilet and the wall behind it. i neglected to take off/mute my wireless headset, but had managed to move the mic away from my face, although i could still hear my comrades gagging, swearing, and being fucking befuddled at what just happened. i quickly apologized, quit the game, and turned off my xb1, and for the past hour, i've been cleaning my bathroom. upon inspecting the chips to see what was wrong, i noticed the expiration date said 31 dec 2015. almost puked again after reading that.

TIFU by snacking like a stereotypical Major League Gamer.