Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: tifu recently my wife and i have been looking for a dog that our son can grow up with. we decided instead of getting a puppy and dealing with all of the chewing and training nonsense, we would just adopt a more mature dog. over the past few months we've kept an eye on our local humane societies database. finally we find a worthy dog. we did our "testing",asked our questions and what not. we tried to adopt her only to find out she had heart worms. this means that you cannot adopt the dog until they complete a treatment. however, they do let you foster them. so this morning we go and pick her up. i take her home and let her do her thing for the first few hours. later we go out for a walk with my son and i. i give her a bath to wash all of the puppy pound smell off of her. dry her off and see that my son needs a diaper change. so i put her out back in our fenced in back yard. go back out to get her and the gate is open. no dog to be found. had to make the awful phone call to the wife and of course to the humane society. i've been driving around for an hour and a half without luck. my wife won't talk to me and i'm waiting on the humane society to call dhs on me. i promise i'm a good parent. 

 

update:  day 2. nothing has changed. still at large

update 2: just got a phone call from somebody down the road saying they had her. evidently she just walked right up to them. so she's home now.

TIFU worst dad ever