Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a couple days ago, i was doing some work on my ipad 2, and left it on the couch when i ran to the kitchen to make some dinner. we don't own a real table (what can i say, i'm a broke student), so i sat down on the floor to eat at the coffee table and leaned back against the couch.

poor choice. all that i remember from those next few seconds was blinding pain and lots of blood. my ipad had fallen off the edge of the couch and landed- perfectly on its edge- on the nail of my left index finger. it sliced the nail completely in half horizontally, which was the source of the bleeding.

i couldn't get it to stop bleeding, but figured despite the horrible pain, it was just a falling ipad, and i probably wouldn't need to go to the doctor if i iced it and kept it elevated for the rest of the night. thanks to some percocet i had leftover from another injury, i was able to sleep for a few hours. when i woke up, it still hadn't stopped actively bleeding, so i went to an urgent care office.

turns out the ipad, falling from a distance of no more than a foot, crushed my distal phalanx (the bone at the end of my finger) into multiple pieces and probably damaged the tendon that bends your finger. i have to see a hand surgeon on tuesday.

to add insult to injury, my nail had to be pulled out and might not ever grow back because of the severe trauma to the nail bed and matrix. the doctor said it was the worst (though surprisingly not the only) ipad-related injury he'd ever seen. 

now i have a hideous, blood-filled hole in my finger where my nail used to be, my left hand is useless, and i don't even have a badass story to make up for it. the ipad has nary a scratch from the incident.

 

edit: missed a word.

edit 2: i took a couple pictures of the finger. it's day 4 now, and i can't move it from this semi-extended position. i think these are too tame to be called "gore," but probably nsfw because...blood. here's the link: http://imgur.com/a/hhkde

TIFU by leaving my iPad on the couch.