Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this morning i woke up in a bit of a gloomy mood. i'd been out drinking with mates last night and all went well but i got bugger all sleep and spent what little time i had with the sandman sweating until i woke afloat in a pond of my own making. to cheer myself up i hopped on reddit and browsed until i came to that askreddit post about gross endearing things your so does. while there i read a fascinating bit of information about how putting your feet up on a stool while pooping helps prevents hemorrhoids. i'm a guy who shits frequently. and usually take my time. the toilet is the one place i can be left alone. so this particular lpt would actually save me some major grief. cut to about an hour or so later and i get the ritual morning after warning. 
i've got maybe 15 sec tops. i rush in sit down and it's bombs away. then i remember what i read, knowing i'll probably sit on reddit for 10 min, i need to put my feet up. we have a small round bin in the bathroom and it's the only appropriate device around. 

here's where i fucked up.    

i got up and grabbed it. i got up and the god awful abomination that was laying in wait between my cheeks came together and smushed all over my arse. so now i'm here. feet on the floor. probably going to end up with hemorrhoids cause i've written a fucking novel about how i tried to not get hemorrhoids cause i take too long to shit. fuck it. i'm just going to crawl my way into the shower lie down and cry.

TIFU by following advice from Reddit