Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this actually happened about 3 weeks ago. 

rewind to a night of heavy drinking, rocking out, and sleeping with a coworker. she was exceptionally fine so i decided to end the foreplay with a little tongue action. everything feels clean, no offensive smell or taste. we move onto the main course and i notice a more than offensive smell, must've dug up something deep. so i finish her and end the night.

a day later and my throat is sore, but i think nothing of it as i was drinking and smoking heavily the night before. 

two days later, my left tonsil is black, green, and white, swollen more than 2x it's size and hurts like a mf. i go down to the local med express to have it looked at and after about 35 mins i see the doctor. with a look of concern on his face, he tells me i need to go to the er. 'the er?' i asked 'is it really that bad?' the doc asks me how long it's been hurting and i told him i had just noticed it today. he tells me it's very aggressive and spreading rapidly; it's beyond his treatment. so i head down to the er to get asked more questions and wait to see another doctor. he finally comes in, looks at it and tells me they're going to have to drain my tonsil with a syringe (which didn't feel the best, by the way).

a script of painkillers, steroids for the swelling, amoxicillin, a few tears later and i'm all better.

 

edit: 

fun fact: the hospital bill was $606 :)


so it seems a few of you believe my teeth are rotting out of my skull and my mouth is just a festoon of bacteria. well, [here's my mouth](https://imgur.com/a/frizu)

as for the multiple strangers diagnosing me over a post, i appreciate your professional opinion, but i'd rather take my doctor's first hand diagnosis. 

and since i finally made it to the front page, hi mom..

TIFU by eating a girl out and getting sent to the emergency room.