Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: two days ago, i met my friends in their college campus. i ate some cheap sushi. usually i have an iron stomach. i had it before and was fine. this time, it was a big mistake.

yesterday morning, my stomach was in burning, churning agony. i spent much of my day on my porcelain throne, basically having some crazy exorcism. probably lost a couple of pounds from the amount of times i ran to the restroom.

around night time, i was fine. this morning, i had a job interview at a job that i really wanted. stomach was still hurting, but i was like okay i'm good. i even took a pepto bismol to see if it helps.

nope. i clogged their toilet. also it smelled like something died in there. i don't think i will get hired by them.

and yes, i am currently on my personal throne suffering from another cleanse. last time i will eat shady, shitty sushi.

TIFU By eating cheap college campus sushi