Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i am a college student, and i have the privilege of living with my aunt and uncle instead of in a dorm room. i also have a chronically messy room- usually clothes all over the floor, but occasionally other things migrate down there through sheer laziness.  these include but are not limited to books, tins of altoids that may or may not contain mints, things like that- small miscellaneous objects for the most part. 

so about half an hour before i have to go to my home and garden horticulture class, which is a night class, i look around my room and decide why not clear some stuff up, so i can rediscover what color my carpet is. i'm picking shit up, getting things done feeling like a boss who has their life in order. i even find some things that i've been missing for a while- a few games for my 3ds that fell under the bed. 

so i get out from under the bed, take a step back, and step on the corner of a pair of pants. these pants cause me to lose my balance and slip.

my bed is about four inches in front of my shins right now, and the frame is on wheels- and as i lose my balance, my foot goes out from under me and i jam my toes into one of the wheels. i catch myself on the wall behind myself and thank god i didn't crack my head into my dresser which was right next to me. 

well, i didn't crack my head into my dresser, but i tore the third toenail on my toe off down to the quick. not quite completely, but it hurt like a son of a bitch, bled all over the place, and i still had to slap a band aid over it and go to class.

it's incredibly sore right now, about five hours later, and any time a wind so much as brushes over it i jump a mile. at least my toenails grow fast.

TIFU by trying to clean my room and not be a slob