Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so in english we're reading _taming of the shrew_ by shakespeare, and one of the characters is getting married. and in the book the guy is only marrying this girl for her wealth, and once they get married, the now husband wants to just leave and skip any reception. so the teacher asked to prove he doesnt actually love her, "what is usually the first thing you do after a wedding. don't say the first thing that pops up in your head". so me being me mummered an "ewwwwwww" not even thinking because it makes no sense in any context. 

the "first thing" that pops in your head if your a sane person unlike me was cake, and the real answer was a reception. now i'm sitting there and everyone is looking at me and i didnt get it, so under pressure i said "wait none of you get it?" and one of the girs blurted out "only a weirdo like you".

TIFU by sensing a false innuendo