Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: as the title states i am lactose intolerant. however, i am able to consume mild amounts of dairy without anything more than slight stomach pain.

   last night i was feeling good after killing half a bottle of wine so when my roommate asked if anyone wanted a pizza because he was getting one of course i said yes. so i get my pizza and eat half of it, i continue drinking with my roommates and having a good time while finishing the bottle. later that night my inebriated mind thinks its a good idea to have a bowl of ice cream... i fall asleep and everything is surprisingly fine.

   five hours later (this morning) i wake up for anatomy and rush to class. i was feeling pretty good considering the night before and decide i am going to switch it up and sit somewhere different. the class is an auditorium with three sections, so i walk to the other side of class and see an empty seat between two girls, we'll call them jenny and carly. (i don't know their names nor will i ever...) seconds after sitting down i fart the undigested dairy that has just been heating up in my stomach for hours, and let me tell you it was so awful that my eyes were watering. so i consider myself pretty witty, and quickly turn like half around and look behind me and make a face then turn to jenny and under my breath mutter "ugh, it fucking stinks"... my face was so red though i am pretty sure no one bought it.

TIFU by being lactose intolerant