Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened 2 days ago, but, recently i started dating my best friend that i have known for 4-ish years. we're very close, and after a month and a half of being officially a couple, it's safe to say i've never felt this way about a girl in my 17 years existing on earth. she's two years older than me, and is loved by my entire family. she lives about an hour away from me, and due to this, we try to spend as much time as possible together when we are together.

 this past sunday, i finished up at my local motocross races, my so texted me and asked me to come pick her up from a friends house who lives in the same town as me. i'll take any opportunity i can to see her because she does live so far away, however, i had to postpone it until the next morning because of previous commitments i had made. the next morning comes along and i picked her up. we hung out at my house and had sex and whatever else two teenage kids do while in an empty house. 

that night (monday,) she came camping with me and some of my friends to celebrate a birthday. we woke up, i had a text from my mother giving me a list of things that i had to do that day, which included taking my younger brother to get a haircut. so, we packed up and went to my house, she wanted to shower, and i wanted to sleep. after she had finished showering she came into my room and things again got heated, and we had sex.

after cleaning up and all of that good stuff, i go to talk to my brother about how he wants to approach the hair cut situation, seeing as i still had to drive my so home. he told me he wanted that i take her home first and then come and get him and take him to get his hair cut, which ***seems*** like an ok plan, but this is where it turns into the big fuck up.

i'm driving down the highway enjoying the company of my so, when my phone starts ringing. it's my mom, "that's funny, she's still working" i thought to myself. i pick up. "hey mom."

she immediately started yelling at me about where i was. i delivered an answer, and in return she delivered an ultimatum. that being "you have 5 minutes to call me without (mrflacid's girlfriend's name) in the car." which, at the moment was impossible considering i was doing 80 down the highway with 30 miles to go until i arrived at my girlfriend's house. i suck it up, told my girlfriend to be quiet, and took the verbal beating that awaited me. in fact, my mother's opening statement after asking me if i was alone was "i know you're having sex with ________ in my house!" after a conversation filled with being told i was a disappointment, and not knowing what to say, she hung up. i dropped my girlfriend off, and drove home sweating like a whore in church. i got home, and the trash can where i threw the condoms from the past two sexual escapades have been dumped out over my floor, which was a bit of overkill if you ask me, but whatever. 

i took my brother to get his hair cut and went to work, where the overwhelming stress of my mother knowing about sex happening in her house got to me, causing me to get a migraine and puke all over the bathroom at my home upon arrival. i was sent home early, and i began my voyage to the most uncomfortable conversation i've had with my mother. a conversation including me being blatantly irresponsible, not thinking about impositions put on my family by my actions, a tidbit about religion and saving myself for marriage,  and using "living fast" as a way to escape my emotions and feelings followed, and i went to bed feeling shittier about myself than i ever have.

it has been two days, and things seem to have calmed down between my mother and i, but there is still quite the awkward tension whenever something even slightly sexual presents itself.

TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend.