Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: **heeeelllllppppppp!!!!!!**

i'm currently staying in my best friend's family's guest room while i wait for someone to move out at another friends place.

i do kegels and masturbate when i'm in that frame of mind/freely able. 

not important. 

so, stupid-fucking-me did that with my stainless steel kegel balls, then went to the bathroom afterwards and let them fall where they may...

well... normally i flush so i wouldn't have to have piss-hands, and it's never been a problem in *my* toilet, because they're heavy and my crapper is weak af... but no, i lapsed, remembering that this thing is a beast and launches afterburners to jettison shit down the tubes. 

soooo... ya. 

please halp? 

i think they're only in the s-pipe, so i called out sick from work to fix this mess. i'm going to try a plunger after they go to work and failing that, go find an auger to possibly use with a suction cup or magnets?

i rreeaallllllyyyyyy don't want to have to try to stealth remove the toilet to get into the trap but.... jfc this sucks.

 
double-dukes.

TIFU by getting my metal Kegel balls stuck in my friend's family's toilet. NSFW