Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so i'm in the shower minding my own business when i decide to use my new argon oil conditioner for the first time.  i try to read the directions (because i'm not sure if you rinse it out or not) but the print is super small.  i wear contacts and my vision in very poor.  i even have mono vision contacts where one eye is corrected for distance and one for reading, but i still couldn't make out the print.  in my infinite wisdom i decided to carefully take out one contact and hold it on my finger while i put the bottle mere millimeters from my face so i can read it.  the plan is working so far. i put the bottle down when i'm done and go to reinsert my contact.  well, my hand was wet and clearly slippery and my contact dropped.  and i can't see it because 1. it's clear.  2. only my distance contact is left in. and 3. water.  i attempt to feel for it, but alas it was gone.  no worries.. i'll just put in a new one.  i look in the cabinet and i'm all out of contacts!  ffs!  glasses for the rest of the week :(

TIFU by reading in the shower.