Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: well reddit,

yesterday i woke up a deliciously happy sci-fi author of some renown in a long-standing relationship with a highly regarded publisher, a husband to the most incredible woman in the world (the kind of girl who makes you question your own realism and give over to the idea that people are made for each other) and a father-to-be with a pair of twins on the way. to say i live a fantasy life and have had much luck along the way would be 2014's understatement numero-uno.

i've spent three years slaving over my latest novel - my intellectual baby, the book i've always wanted to write. it's grand, it's minute and it's been ground down to the point where it's as close to perfect as i have the skill to make it. this is important - in my, my editor and my wife's eyes every single detail of this book is there for a reason. there is no fluff, nothing irrelevant. every scene is in its place and is the exact length it needs to be. 

it's a hot afternoon and i'm a little irritated by my monitor that's been breaking down all day when the phone on my desk that i reserve purely for business starts to ring. unusual, but not unheard of. it's my publisher - they like the book how it is, it's in a state ready for print, they just want me to come in to their office and discuss something with them. this is the first time this has ever happened and it strikes me that maybe it's some form of congratulation for writing such a fantastic piece of literature! 

the mood is jovial, i'm offered a glass of something expensive and alcoholic before they sit me down and with something approaching nonchalance explain that they need to make just a little change. i ask what could that be and my heart sinks. 

there's an explicit sex scene in my book. it's the crux of the protagonist's entire arc. it is not gratuitous, it is necessary and without it the character's development becomes weak. it just happens that the two who engage in, well, fucking each other, are aged 16 and happen to be in colorado at the time. they're under-age and fully aware of that fact. to my publisher this is an issue that may affect sales and they want me to remove the scene or change the character's ages. 

but it's muh babehhhhh!!!111oneoneone!!!111

so i pull my forehead into a deep frown, get up from the leather chair without finishing my expensive alcoholic drink and leave without a word. by this time it is very early in the morning and when i get home my wife has fallen asleep waiting for me. i toss and turn for a few hours before falling into a sweaty slumber and when i wake up it's ten in the morning and my wife has left for work. this is important because if i'd had her to talk things over with there is no way my royal fuck up would have happened. i sit alone in my lounge on the sofa all morning rumbling inside, rage boiling hotter and hotter in my heart with every passing minute until i throw myself into my car and drive very, very fast to my publisher. how could they censor my work? what do they know about it, anyway?

i'm not an angry man, i don't get angry about anything - i'm very much the guy who'll hang back and avoid confrontation, but yesterday... yesterday oh boy, as i marched through the glass doors and slapped a clenched fist on the reception desk i was angrier than i've ever been. the poor woman jumped out of her skin and mumbled something about an appointment not being available with the bigwig (we'll call him oliver.) well, i know where the brass hang out and no lack of appointment's about to stop this rampaging rhinoceros from charging his way to unemployment. i push through into the corridor of power and without heeding the cries of anybody behind me i barrel into the ceo's office where he's deep in conversation with a very well-dressed man. i raise my finger and point at him like everything in the whole fucking universe is his fucking fault and begin hurling expletives at a volume that would impress roger daltrey. i am a hundred percent certain that oceans of spittle landed in his face, but at the time i was bubbling with so much rage that i could barely formulate sentences. he regarded me over his glasses after my disgusting outpouring had come to a close and then turned his attention back to the man sat opposite him, whose face i had not yet seen. "excuse me a second, please, mr. paisley." 

mr paisley being one of the company's largest shareholders.

needless to say, i was fired. 

needless to say, my agent called a few hours ago to drop me in disgust.

i'm sitting here in an acid pit of self-hatred, guilt and remorse. i've yet to tell my wife that what was guaranteed to be my most highly marketed and well received book that i've spent the last three years of my life working on may never see the light of day or make any money. i've yet to admit to myself that i may never find any agent stupid enough to take me on after this and i may not be able to make a living writing stories ever again.

i have twins being born in november.

 

edit: so i guess a few things need clarification. i blame me and only me for this - my publisher made no outrageous request, they did nothing wrong at all and those below accusing me of arrogance, i agree with you. i did something ridiculous, stupid and reckless to satisfy my own ego. there is no blame that lies with anybody but myself. i didn't think i was weak enough of a person to let the stress i've been trying to ignore come out in a vicious outburst, but apparently i am. they made a sensible request which would most likely have led to more sales and the venture being more viable for them and me and if i'd just sat down and thought about it logically for one second i would have realised that. when i wrote "character transplant" in the tl;dr it was neater and, i suppose, more theatrical than saying "out of character." i wasn't trying to pin my actions on divine intervention or similar that has been suggested below. 

i also wanted to clarify that the reason they want to remove/change the scene is not to take away shock value or make it tamer, it is purely so that the book can be marketed to a wider audience. simple as.

to those who suggested self publishing, thanks for your advice, but it's actually a spanish language book and i don't feel my english is good enough where i could do a translation or be able to check the work of a contractor who'd do it for me. i'm also useless at marketing and i've heard nothing but stories from friends about how shifting copies digitally is as likely as winning the lottery without large investment.

also [narrated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aao9zqqvrym&list=pll0dkyqa9aqu_awjvjzvysizc8phuppo6&index=34) by /u/cyae1

TIFU by getting very angry about underage sex, subsequently jeopardising my career, my livelihood and three years+ of work.