Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this, fortunately, was not today, but was repressed in my memory until now.





when i was 6, my family and i would watch movies together. at this time, i had no idea what a boner was or that touching your penis was a "no, no". so, as we watched these long movies, to prevent myself from peeing my pants, i would clench my ~~centigram sam~~ millimeter peter , thus resulting in young wood. not knowing what it meant, i would show my family. "mommy! daddy! look at my mountain" (to clarify, when we watched movies, i would always wear my thin, comfy spongebob pajama pants. so, when i got erect, it looked like a mini-mountain). my parents, wide-eyed and horrified, sat me down for "the talk". i was extremely embarrassed and refrained from "family movie night" forever.






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TIFU showing my boner to my family (NSFW)