Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened yesterday during dinner with my family. for whatever reason, the conversation got to me saying that people can crush a whole egg (in shell) in the palm of their hand and break the shell. my dad calls bullshit on my statement and challenges me to a bet. in the heat of the moment, and being so sure of myself, i foolishly accept. 

we each go get $5, lay the bills on the table, and i take an egg out of the fridge. my mom being my mom, tells me to be careful of the sharp edges of the to-be-broken shell cutting my hand, and also tells me to wear an apron to not get the gooey egg on my clothes. 

after the very complicated preparation consisting of me putting on an apron, getting a bowl to catch the soon-to-be-squished egg and eggshell pieces, and everyone checking that the egg is whole and shell is intact, the show starts.

my dad attempts to add a rule to our wager, limiting my time to 30 seconds, but i disagree to it, thinking that the additional time could help me win the bet. never have i been more wrong. 

i position the egg strategically in my hand, hold it along its length, and squeeze with all my might. nothing. freakin nothing. nada. nothing happens! i keep squeezing, trying to find a weak spot on the egg, nope. nothing still. i try harder, nope. i try to do it with two hands and my dad calls me out for cheating. i also can't use my nails, only my hand muscles. fine, i'll do it with one hand.

in the end, nothing happened and i made a fool of myself. i also lost $5. tifu.

in retrospect, this was my til moment of the day.

 

the [science](http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/lab/experiments/impossible-egg-crush) behind it:
> the egg's unique shape gives it tremendous strength, despite its fragility. eggs are similar in shape to a 3-dimensional arch, one of the strongest architectural forms. the egg is strongest at the top and the bottom (or at the highest point of the arch). that's why the egg doesn't break when you add pressure to both ends. the curved form of the shell also distributes pressure evenly all over the shell rather than concentrating it at any one point. by completely surrounding the egg with your hand, the pressure you apply by squeezing is distributed evenly all over the egg. however, eggs do not stand up well to uneven forces which is why they crack easily on the side of a bowl.

TIFU by not understanding basic physics and therefore losing a bet