Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: a long time ago i found my dad's condom stash. so i decided to experiment masturbating with condoms. usually i would just put some porn on my psp and spank my monkey in the bathroom. so i got a condom and my psp and locked myself in the bathroom.

i tore open the little plastic thing the condom comes in. as i was about to put it on i stopped. i told myself "you know, maybe i can add some 'lube' to....enhance.....the experience"

i looked through the entire bathroom for something that might be a good substitute for lube. then i came across a bottle of shampoo. i grinned. i unrolled the condom, and poured a crapload of shampoo into the condom. then i slowly slid my rock hard prepubescent penis into it.

"oh yeah, that's the stuff"

it felt so good. i loaded up a video on my psp and started polishing my bishop.

i finished up and flushed all the evidence down the toilet. everything was great and i was proud of myself for discovering a new masturbation technique.

the next day i was at school and i was so horny my dick was harder than the last level of trials hd.

i got home and ran into my room and jumped on my bed. i pulled my pants down and scurried to get my psp. i opened a porn video and started choking my purple headed warrior.

it felt...weird. so i looked down and i almost had a heart attack.

my penis was shriveled and wrinkly. the skin was peeling off(kinda like when you have a sunburn).



that was exactly what my penis head looked like. i started crying. i thought i had some crazy std or something(even though i was a virgin).

i ran into the bathroom and locked the door. i was so scared. i had never been so scared in my life. my penis looked like someone put it in an oven for an hour. i got down on my knees and prayed to "god"(even though i was not/am not religious, i was so scared i was willing to pray for it to go away).

i put my penis under some running water to see what would happen and it actually went back to normal. but like 2 minutes after that it shriveled up again[face_plain]. so, for the next two days i was just splashing my dick with water to try and get it to stay "normal".

on the third day it was fine and i was relieved. i still wanted to find out what the **** went wrong. after some searching on yahoo answers i found out it was the shampoo. apparently it has happened to tons of men.

moral of the story: when you're gonna stroke your bamboo, don't use shampoo.

TIFU by masturbating with shampoo