Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this happened last night. 

so at the start of the night i was chilling with maybe 2-3 of my good friends around 5-7pm. there's this girl that i'm absolutely crazy about and i told her my parents were gone for the weekend. she said she wanted to come over and i haven't ever seen her before in person. so me being the most belligerently drunk dumb ass instead of waving her off and saying it's not a good night, i invite her over.

*sigh*
this is where it gets bad.

expecting this to be a drunk hook up, i thought it would be a great idea to keep drinking! reddit, i am 19 and 125lbs. there is no way in hell i needed any more alcohol than i already ingested. so we're talking about going out for a cig, and i said "let's go outback". immediately realizing i was going to spew a solid line of projectile liquids, i quickly redirected them to go on the front porch and as soon as they did i ran to the grass of my backyard and threw up.

this throw up was the most optimistic feeling throw up of my entire life, as soon as it happened almost all the shitty feelings went out with it. i meet up with them out front and smoke a cig with them, which was a terrible idea because it immediately made me feel like vomiting again. so it's what i do. run upstairs, blow chunks. and then i sadly stumble to my bed, knowing that the night is probably over. 

i hear some footsteps coming up to my room, for sure it's the girl i was chilling with. she sits down on my bed next to me. let me fucking clarify, this girl is fucking beautiful. she's got this adorable smile, and her eyes are fucking enchanting. she started to get close so naturally we kissed, and she started getting really into it so i was completely unaware of the terrible taste i left in my mouth and sure enough 5 seconds later... "um.. did you throw up?" .. all i could respond with was "yeah". 

the girls left about 10 minutes later.

TIFU by inviting a few girls over.