Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: okay so last night i was staying over at my girlfriend's house like normal. we got home and more or less went straight into her room and got under the duvet because it was freezing outside and we really like cuddling in bed and watching movies. 
so, once we had been there watching inside out (yes we like disney) things started to get a bit saucy and we started undressing eachother. now we had no condoms, so that ruled out sex, and when we're in that siituation, usually i pleasure her then she pleasures me.
now this girl i'm seeing loves being fingered in the ass and it's never ever been an issue before so this is where i start. like i fingered her a little bit there and then moved shortly after to her pussy.
now i would like you to bear in mind that this was all under the covers but also in low light and i didn't stop to look at my fingers. so i went at it fingering her pussy and went until she came. it was at this moment i realised my horrible horrible situation.
i had realised she came and was ready for my turn so i took out my fingers and brought them up ready to push myself into a different position, only when my hand emerged from under the covers, half of my hand was caked in shit. and i'm talking light brown creamy stuff. it was not good.
what was even worse was that we figured out it has come from her ass, but i had just been fingering her...i'll leave it to your imaginations what that looked like and let alone what the inside was like.
she stood up and it was literally everywhere from her but cheaks, down her thighs and around her pussy. but this was only the begginings of our worries.
being 18 and 19 respectively, she still lives with her parents and also has two substantially younger siblings who don't even know what sex is. so she then has to put her shit covered body into a pair of trousers in order to get to the bathroom.
but it doesn't stop there. this weekend of all weekends i decide to stay over is when her bathtub and shower are both completely broken. nightmare.
so what happened was i had to clean my hand with soap which took about half an hour to make the smell go away before i disinfected it with nail varnish remover because we had no hand sanetizer or anything else with a high percentage of alcohol, go downstairs and grab some baby wipesto clean her up with.
she used 2 packs of the fuckers and then doused a towel in hot water and soap and rubbed herself down with that several times and then finished up by doing the same thing with nail varnish remover.
we vowed never to speak of it to anyone ever again and yes, we're still together. what can i say i love this girl but you can relish in the glory of this horrific tail.

TIFU by fringering a girls ass and getting shit everywhere.