Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so at approximately 3-4am this morning, after consuming several alcoholic drinks, i decided that it was a good idea to warm up some clam chowder for myself before going to bed. while the delicious white liquid was steaming on the stove, i figured it would be even better if i minced a centimeter of jalapeño into it.

for the record, the clam chowder was amazing.

the problem arose when i decided to drain the kraken afterward, or rather about 5 minutes after the fact. i went to take a piss. without washing my hands. now the underside my squid is extremely uncomfortable.

luckily i was not clipped as a child, so thankfully i can only empathize with those of you in the same situation that are not as lucky.

TIFU by cutting jalapeño.