Definition: Given a real-life anecdote of a complex ethical situation, generate a suitable title that describes the main event/root cause of the situation. Imagine that the given text is a social media post, and you have to write the title of the post, so the users can decide to read the main text or not.
Input: I counted up my piggy banks today. It took me about half an hour and it  came out to just over $100.

It's Saturday so my bank isn't open so I decided to go to a local head shop and try and get a new bong.

(DISCLAIMER: many of you may think im an asshole stoner, being a total chump for doing this but I'll just say it's legal some places and I thoroughly counted the coins twice while not under any kind of influence. I counted using a scale the first time and manually the second so I'm positive of the value.)

I digress. Money is money and I managed to double count in about 30 minutes, yet the cashier called me an asshole and told me to beat it as soon as I asked if they'd accept payment in coins.

$100 is nothing to sneeze at for a small time glass store and I'm honestly surprised they wouldn't take it, and the dude behind the counter was very rude about it.

So, am I the asshole for trying to spend a bunch of money in change?

trying to buy an item with $100 in coins