Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so yesterday i thought i'd try out the black halloween whopper from burger king. a nice novelty but nothing special abbout it besides the color. 

this morning i am opening the restaurant that i have been a manager at for the last two months.  the owner of the restaurant is usually here early in the morning and this is my first opening shift so its really important that i do not mess up as the owner is the only person here.  after getting some work done i excuse myself to the restroom and to my shock and horror. a bright green monster crept from my anus. appalled, i immediately busted out my phone and searched green poop on google and find a bunch of news articles about how the black whopper causes comically green turds. my momentary relief was short lived as to my dismay, the toilet wont flush. i have only worked once or twice with the owner and am still trying to impress him. so i dont say anything about the weird science experiment thats now in the bathroom and go to find an out of order sign. when i come back the owner is standing at the bathroom door, eyes wide, jaw dropped. he asked me if i had taken a dump in the toilet with chemicals in it, or if i had eaten any lawn care products.  sitting here waiting for the plumber feeling like a goon with green poo

TIFU by eating the Burger King Halloween Whopper