Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: yesterday, i deposited my paycheck and decided to buy myself a treat. i decided on being adventurous and getting a bar of "hot" chocolate--that is, a chocolate bar with chili in it. 

fast forward to today. i get home from work, flop on the couch, and browse netflix. i'm about to start an episode of archer when i remember--hey, i have that chocolate bar i bought yesterday. retrieve chocolate bar. proceed to sink into vegetative state. 

and then...an errant eyelash detaches itself from its follicle and lodges itself into the corner of my eye. i, not paying attention, remove said eyelash, not noticing that there is a smear of melted chili-infused chocolate on my finger. 

this was about twenty minutes ago. i have rinsed it and put ice on it, but it still feels like the equivalent of an entire bottle of shampoo being squirted in my eye. 

fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

TIFU by eating chili chocolate