Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i've been getting laser hair removal done on my lady parts, as i like keeping them nice and tidy, and waxing every month is both painful and expensive.  turns out laser hair removal is also painful, but you only have to go a few times to get long term results.  yesterday was supposed to be my 5th session, and after each previous super painful session i turned to my old friend google to figure out how to make it a little less bad each time.

google finally told me "hey dummy - put ice on things to numb them" and a lightbulb went on over my head.  so yesterday as i left work to go down to my appt, i grabbed my ice pack out of the freezer and shoved that guy down between my legs in hopes that in concert with the (useless) numbing cream i've been putting on my junk i might have a slightly less miserable time (shooting  my vagina with lasers).  

i stopped by my house on the way to the appt and when i got out of the car i realized i had 2 huge welts on my thighs, that at the time i thought were hives as an allergic reaction to the numbing cream.  i frantically wash it off, put the ice back between my legs and continue down to the appt.  by the time i get there my thighs are pink and covered in swollen welts.  the tech tells me we should probably wait until next week before doing the treatment (probably because she is horrified by what's happening down below there) and sends me home.

when i get home, i explain to my boyfriend what happened and show him the welts.  he exclaimed in horror "you put an ice pack directly on your skin for 30 minutes?!  that will damage your skin pretty badly."  a check with my good friend google images and it confirms that my "allergic reaction" is good old (very mild) frostbite.  

so now i have a painful pink welt on my inner thigh and i can't explain to anyone why i'm walking funny.

TIFU by putting an ice pack on my vagina