Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i'm not the most smooth man in the world. as with most fus, this wasn't actually today. rather, this was a few months ago. i debated on writing this the day of, but my shame overtook me and i decided i would wait until a better time.

that better time is now, apparently.

does anyone remember march 25, 2017? perhaps it isn't significant to any of you, but that was the day that i went to my sadies dance at school. i'm getting chills recounting this.

to fully understand the context of my fu, one must realize that i have never gone to a sadies dance. for anyone that doesn't know, sadies dances are events where a girl asks a guy to the dance; this is a twist on traditional gender roles in the united states. i actually went to this dance because a girl invited me to go with her and some friends. that was cool.

the other cool thing about this dance was that i went with this group in some napoleon dynamite-inspired clothes, where we had previously made matching shirts together in the style of "vote for pedro."

so imagine a lanky, 17 year old boy going to a dance with a group. the dance is casual, and everyone is having a good time. there are even dance circles forming, and people are showing off their break-dancing skills. our group decides to make a mock circle, dicking around and pretending to do cool moves. 

this is where i get my idea, and completely fu. 

the beat is about to drop for this song, and there's a big buildup. the circle is actually considering imploding on itself, because nobody has gone to the center in nearly half a minute. i decide that i'm going to do the worm, and fall to the ground exactly as the beat drops.

i go out to the center of the circle. the beat is about to drop. i jump, and land exactly horizontally onto the ground as the drop happens. ~~everything is going according to plan.~~

until i land on my penis and pain just explodes throughout my body, radiating from my genitals. i could actually feel the pain pulse through me, and i got goosebumps from the intensity.

i'm no physics student, so i'm not entirely sure this happened. i was wearing jeans at the time, and my penis was positioned down as it normally was. my guess is that the jump i did to match the bass drop moved my penis up and into a u shape, and then the momentum carried that shape until i fell.

but it gets worse.

i'm on the ground. i need to do the worm. there's no way that i can simply just fall on the ground and not do anything. people are looking at me. they'd make fun of me if i just fell down. i can't let this happen. 

so i continue to do the worm, slamming my pelvis into the ground each time. i'm absolutely destroying my genitalia by doing this, but i know that i have to. after about five slams, i get up, laugh, and go to the circle with everyone else. i actually almost fall down on the way out, because i was starting to lose feeling in my legs.

i excuse myself from the group, give my friends a smile, and go to the bathroom to inspect the damage.

there's nobody in the stalls, so i'm able to rush in and evaluate the state of my dick.

there's red everywhere. oh. my. god. i'm going to have to call my mom and tell her to pick me up, or ask my friends to take me to urgent care. holyshitthiscannotpossiblygetanyworsebecauseimightaswelljustcommitseppukuohmygod

wait.

i inspect closer.

this isn't blood. this is just dye leaking from the red lettering of my "vote for pedro" shirt. i just have this massive bruise.

it's not terrible, but i'll probably not be dancing for the rest of this night. i go out. i see my friend, named hailey. i smile at her. i sit down.

i don't think i've crossed my legs since then.

i'm not the most smooth man in the world.

TIFU by doing the worm at a school dance. NSFW