Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: i pull out on my way to work. seems like a nice day to roll my car windows down, so i do that. i light up a cigarette because cancer. i'm driving in the parking lot that wraps around my apartment complex, with some woods off to the other side.

a motherfuckin' wasp flies in my motherfuckin' window. i swat at the thing with my lit cigarette and lose control of my car because the damn thing was in my eyes. i hit the dumpster, it's got wheels, so it isn't just staying on the ground. that fucker flips and trash goes everywhere, cans just blowing in the wind, some guys threw away a muffler, and some other car parts, so looking at that i thought i was fucked in the ass, but my car was running. 

my windshield is shattered. my hood is bent, but just at the front. my bumper may as well not exist because it's falling off. 

also, i recently downgraded my insurance to just liability because i haven't had any kind of single car accident ever.

i then went looking for my cigarette because i didn't want to start a fire in my car. spend 15 minutes looking for the damn thing, find it, under the seat, out. 

i look for my phone to call work. it's dead. right now my phone is charging with my broken ass car sitting outside my apartment. can't wait to call in to get that shit replaced. 

fuck wasps, man.

TIFU by hitting a dumpster with my car.