Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: today i fucked up really bad. i'm so scared right now, as well as in pain. it all started when i stopped doing homework and browsed 4chan a few months ago. 


i remember a post about jacking off with toys. someone mentioned how they used a banana peel and lube. i didn't think much of it at the time, but made a mental note for later.


fast forward to a few hours ago. i had been talking to my so and was in the mood for a little fun. sadly they were both asleep and ten miles away. i decided to use my imagination.


half way through i decide to change plans. rather than using my hand i'll use a banana peel. i squirt some soap in it, to act as a lube, and proceed. its great! feels amazing.


i finish, flush it down the toilet, and begin to clean up my mess. suddenly i feel a burning sensation inside of my dick. shit!


it doesn't halt but gets steadly worse. i try to go take a piss as i normally do and it feels like i have hot sauce  on my tongue. but in this case my tounge is the delicate inside of my penis.


at this point my moms banging on the door and i have to rush to clean up through the shooting pain. i've sense taken a shower and its gone away to some extent, but it hurts to touch or move, and i think i might get a uti. 


guess who's about to join /r/nofap

TIFU by following 4chan's advice