Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this was about 14 years ago or so when i was 3 or 4.

after i turned 3, my family (which includes both parents and my two older brothers), moved from portland or, to spokane wa. we have always been fairly poor so we moved in with my grandparents who lived in the area, for a few years.
they have a fenced front yard, with a chain-ink fence. anyway, my parents decided to go on a bit of a date, and have some alone time away from us kids, (my brothers are 3 and 4 years older then me.) my brothers and i were out in the front yard playing, my oldest brother playing with a neighborhood kid.

so my parents leave while we are playing in the front, and maybe ten minutes after they leave, my older brother and friend decide to climb over the fence and head over to the friends' yard. and me being the 3 year old toddler i was decided that i wanted to do that! i wasn't allowed outside the fence, and i knew that. i guess i just figured that it would be fine if i came right back in through the gate.

but anyway, i decide to go climb the fence like my brother and friend just did. i run up to the fence and start climbing it.
this was before they bent down the tips of the chains so the tips of the chain-link fences often had sharp pieces at the top.

i grab onto the top of the fence and a piece of metal tears through my right thumb. it had torn the skin from right to the left of my thumb nail, and spiraled down to just past where your finger bends and on the right side. it didn't cut me, it *tore* the skin down my thumb.

so i now have this huge gash in my thumb, i jump down and start screaming, not because of pain, i don't remember feeling any pain at the time, but because there was blood literally squirting out of my thumb a good 3-5 feet away from me. my hands were covered in blood and my older brother (middle, not the older one who climbed the fence) was screaming louder then me, i remember his screaming being like bloody (heh) murder, and i don't blame him, seeing his younger brother covered in blood with it squirting out of his hand.

my grandma who hears the screaming comes out and sees the result of this toddlers dumb decision, and rushes me inside and into the bathroom, she then starts rinsing of my thumb. it was at this point that i remember starting to feel the pain. it didn't feel very good.

i don't remember much after that other then, grandma calling my parents and them rushing back to take me to the er. and the last memory i have from that day is lying on a table while my dad is holding my arms down and the doctor stitching up my thumb. apparently then i was a good little boy and didn't move while he stitched up my thumb. i did do a lot of screaming. it took 12 stitches to close up my thumb. and remember that i was about three, and three year olds don't have large thumbs.

i was eventually told that my thumb was so mangled that they almost had to amputate. i now have a permanent scar on my thumb that has grown with me. it doesn't cause me much trouble fortunately, i have full range of motion. it will sometimes hurt when putting lots of pressure on it, like when carrying heavy things, or climbing. but i'm lucky to still have my thumb, and in good condition. i still feel kinda bad for ruining my parents date.
i haven't climbed a fence since.

(sorry if this post isn't very good, first post on this subreddit and stuff!)

TIFU by tearing open my thumb.