Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so this didn't happen today, but about 3 years ago. i came home from school and decided i should have something to eat. i end up at the fridge with a box of potato wedges that we had as leftovers from yesterday's dinner. i decide i want to eat these, but rather than put them in our microwave, i put them in the toaster oven (gotta have crispy wedges). i didn't bother taking them out of the box, as dumbass 11 year old me thought you needed a flame touching cardboard to set it on fire. five minutes later, timer goes off, as does the smoke alarm. i glance at the toaster oven to see a small campfire cooking up in there. i run over, open it up, remove my burning wedges with a pair of tongs, place it in the sink, spray the living shit out of it with water, and proceed to call my parents.

TIFU by almost setting my house on fire