Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: let me preface this by saying this is my first reddit post and i'm not typically careless with my health . i get 99% of my issues checked. that being said, tifu.
 i am not a worrywart, so when my ear was clogged i didn't stress. my sinuses clog and my ears clog on a regular basis, so i blew it off. then i decided to clear my ear, (having had tubes before as a child left an opening in my eardrum) i used my finger to swipe my ear out. my outer ear had a scab approximately the size of my pinkie nail. it began to weep blood, so i put triple antibiotic ointment in and added cotton to keep it in place. 
here is where i made my mistake. i had scratched at it because in my sleep, i had itched at my inner ear where i had an infection brewing. it was blocked by the infection and was just brewing away. now it got to the point i may have cost my left ear some of its hearing and it is seeping pus. i tried draining. and combating it with peroxide, but. looks like i need a pro..

TIFU BY MISJUDGING A SCRATCH