Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: this is my first ever post.
this also didn't happen today. this happened when i was 18.
i live in a desert, and we have months at a time where there is close to 0 moisture in the air. i have a routine of drinking a glass of water before bed so i don't wake up with my tongue glued to the roof of my mouth. i wake up if i need to relieve myself so this has never been a problem. 
one night, i had one of the most realistic dreams i had ever had. i was up in the mountains hiking and i truly believed i was there.
 i could feel the sun shining on me, the ground beneath my feet and could even hear birds chirping . i was incredibly engrossed in the dream.
i soon realized that i had a painfully full bladder. i happily obliged my urge and went to relieve myself on a tree. i remember the distinct and utter pleasure of my hot stream evacuating my body. 
out in nature, watering a pine tree, this was probably the most zen leak ever taken.
my bliss was short lived howehowever, as i felt an odd sensation in the back of my pants. i became aware of a hot, wet puddle beginning to form in the seat of my pants. i was confused, then the realization kicked in. shocked, i came out of my slumber and bolted up out of bed. 
to my horror, the front and back of my pajamas had been soaked, and a three foot dark, wet spot had formed on my sheet.
some asshole must have poured a bucket of hot water on my crotch while i slept.
 this was especially creepy because the door to my room was locked at the time.
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TIFU by sleeping like the dead.