Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: so last night i had this dream where i was masturbating, and when i was about to 'finish', instead of actually jizzing, i coughed up the jizz. it was fucking terrifying, i thought i was gonna die, and i was too embarrassed to tell my parents so they could take me to the hospital or something. 

you don't know true terror until you jizz out of your mouth.

[NSFW] TIFU By Having A Really Disturbing Dream