Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: let me preface this by saying one thing: i am not a very smart man.

this happened late last night as i was preparing for a body measurement today, in a desire to try and trim down an extra half inch from my waist, i hopped over onto the google machine. i quickly found a suggestion to use bengay and then wrap yourself with saran wrap for 45 minutes. 

great! this is exactly what i was looking for! i nip on over to the store and proceed to check out with a roll of duct tape, bengay, saran wrap, and one of those spinning stress reliever things (not relevant, i just thought it looked cool.)


**fuck up #1**

when i arrive home, i decide it would be best to take a nice hot shower first to open my pores up, figuring that if i was going to do this, i'd better do it right.

**fuck up #2**

after getting out of the shower, i make sure to dry myself off to the best of my ability. i then open the tube and proceed to not just apply it, but smear it all over my torso, i'm not sure what a good metaphor for what i was doing here would be, but i put almost the entire tube on.

**fuck up #3**

i notice it's a little tingly, kind of burns, but you know what? i'm a damn man, and i can handle a little burning. i then proceed, starting at my armpits, to *tightly* wrap myself up in the saran wrap, doing one loop at the top, and one at the bottom to ensure that none of my precious cream spills out (no pun intended, this stuff was expensive).

**fuck up #4**

after finishing doing the wrap, i notice it's burning a bit more, but i forge ahead, because again, i'm a fucking man, and i can handle it. i want to ensure that the saran wrap doesn't slip while i'm moving around (was going to go for a bit of a walk to get the blood flow going), so i proceed to wrap a wee bit of duct tape around it at key points.


all in all, wrapping up the duct tape, putting on shorts and a t-shirt, about 10 minutes have passed and it's right about here that i realize just how badly i've fucked up. the burning sensation has increased to a point where, damn it, i don't care if i'm a man, this shit is coming off. as it turns out, taking off duct tape wrapped saran wrap around your entire torso is actually quite difficult.


**fuck up #5**

finally, i get the saran wrap off, but there's still a semi thick layer of cream all over me; at this point it's burning so much, all i can think about is jumping in the shower with some cold water to try and rinse it off. so i did.

**fuck up #6**

/u/ficester discovers that water runs down hill.


**fuck up #7**

i'm in between wanting to cry and laugh at this point, it hurts so much, from my chest hair to my knees, everything is fire. i frantically grab my bar of soap, reasoning that it'd help rinse the cream off. as it turns out, using **mentholated soap with caffeine** in it is a terrible idea. burning intensifies.

eventually the burning starts to fade away, but my chest is a very bright shade of pink, looking as if, i've gotten way too much sun recently. being concerned, i make the very embarrassing phone call to my ex, she's a medical professional, or well, in this case, was as professional as she could be in between laughing and giving me advice. 

end result, i'm a bit tender around the mid-rift still, but otherwise okay, it was suggested that i use gentler soaps for a few days while my poor skin heals.

TIFU by wrapping my torso in saran-wrap.