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Input: Text: throw away for obvious reasons.  also nsfw

my boyfriend has some specific preferences when it comes to blow jobs. i'm sure everyone does. he doesn't care if i spit or swallow, but his main requests are that he does not ever see/touch his semen and for me to continue throughout his orgasm and not pull away immediately after he has ejaculated. 

today as i was giving my boyfriend head, he politely gave me the same tap on the shoulder that he always does to warn me that he's coming, and i brace myself to swallow/at least contain everything in my mouth so that there's nothing to clean up. 

however, as my mouth filled with his semen and he continued thrusting, i found myself unable to swallow anything due to how deep he still was in my throat, and didn't want it to spill, so i just kept trying to contain it. i felt a strange sensation, and tapped him back as a warning that something was wrong and i was going to have to pull away, and made sure he didn't see it as his seemed continued to burst out of my nose. i cleaned up what went onto the carpet, and went to the bathroom to flush my nose with some cold water in hopes of easing the burning sensation. it didn't quite help. i went back to the scene of the fuck up to find him in his post ejaculatory bliss and explained my fuck up.

ladies, consider this a reminder that your nostrils are more important than a little semen dribbling from your mouth.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a nose job