Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Input: Text: when i was 15, (not today but whatevs) whilst i was home alone i discovered masturbating.

for a prudish shy teenage girl, i was totally addicted, but unfortunately lived in a house with 4 siblings and paper thin walls. online it recommended using the bath tap or shower head.

so, i ran a bath, added a few capfuls of olive oil bc soft skin or whatever, and lowered myself in.

now i have advice for anybody masturbating with a bath tap for the first time.

1. don't fucking put the tap on full blast.
 i swear to god i came straight away, to the extent where my stomach was pulsing and i couldn't see. i hit my leg off the tap where it was burning hot, i don't know even what kind of noises i was making. thought it was a fit smh

2. don't put oil in the fucking bath.
after i was done, i stood up and had no idea about the jelly legs. this combined with the already slippery bath meant i fell, hit my stomach off the bath, winded myself and my head on the ground. i remember lying there for a couple of minutes, just looking at the floor. i genuinely thought my family was going to find me dead, naked, and oily.

3. make sure your parents aren't in the bedroom beside the bathroom.
to this day i have no idea if they heard me, i can't remember if i made any noises, although i'm pretty certain i did. all i know is i left the bathroom redfaced and winded.

 

edit: holy shit so many creeps. yes i put olive oil in the bath makes u so silky smooth try it. thank u, this is my first post n shit blew up!!

TIFU by masturbating in the bath