Definition: Given an Amazon customer review, write a title for the review. The preferred titles are under fifteen words.
Input: This keyboard is utterly annoying since it does not work in any way shape or form.  I plugged the keyboard into the computer and nothing happens except for the light turning on showing that it has power.  At this point in time I would usually turn to reading the instructions, but...... they are in Japanese!!!! What in the holy hell.....  The mouse is working just fine and I enjoy that, but this keyboard is ridiculous and the instructions for the keyboard being in Japanese is even more ridiculous.  Would really wish this was included in the item description so that I could purchase an item that would be useful or even be able to read the instructions for assistance in a case like this.

Japanese instructions and a non working keyboard..... YAY....