Definition: Given an Amazon customer review, write a title for the review. The preferred titles are under fifteen words.
Input: While the seller it was purchased from was superb, going way beyond what was fairly required, the product was a great disappointment. I was vigilant (or bright enough) and the language description fooled me into believing the Windows 8.1 screen was a touch screen. It was not. I foolishly believed that the SDD hard drive storage would make it faster than my five year old current laptop: it did not.

Kidded Myself