Definition: Given an Amazon customer review, write a title for the review. The preferred titles are under fifteen words.
Input: I'd love to say it met my expectations, however I still don't even have it. It may ship from a California warehouse but not until they slow boat it across from China. If it ever shows up I might like it, but so far they haven't met expectation 1.  Oops I guess that;s not quite correct, it really sucks pretty well and it extracted lots of money out of my wallet.

Disgruntled!