Definition: Given an Amazon customer review, write a title for the review. The preferred titles are under fifteen words.
Input: This product did NOT meet my expectations... at all!! The first few days it worked fine but then it started acting up and my Kindle Fire is dead and it's no use to me if it has no battery. I would like to get a new charged guaranteed to work for life but I just don't want to waste my money on a ripoff.

Uuuugh!!