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Input: To start the review, I had seen this model at best buy (Cheaper BTW). I liked the touch screen option especially with Windows 8, Unfortunately when I went to buy it they were sold out so I figured Amazon is always my go to when I cant find something. I paid a little more and purchased the 3 year warranty. It arrived 2 days later (Thanks Prime) I unboxed it and first thing I wanted to try was the touchscreen, but even know best buy's exact same model had a touch screen and TQcybermall had answered someone's question to whether this was a touchscreen unit with a \\"Yes this is a touchscreen.\\" This is not a touch screen computer. First problem of many.<br /><br />The keyboard..... Backlight keyboard cool, but the fact that it is completely open to suck in any dust or garbage that might fall in there is horrible. Not to mention the keys have this annoying click that only seems to be getting worse. Normally I would think hey I got a bad one (seems to be the way most of my purchases go) but that doesn't seem to be the case, rather just a flaw in the design.<br /><br />The Fkeys..... Why in the world would you make the fkeys control laptop functions without pressing the function key? Maybe I'm missing something but I cant alt-f4 anything because of the display switch option or bind any of my fkeys to anything in-game without a popup adjusting volume or trying to change a track.<br /><br />The Touchpad..... While its extremely big and can sense multiple touch, which is nice for Windows 8 and the whole App feel. The left and right click are not separate from the touchpad and horribly close to the edge. Making me think well maybe I'll just buy a wireless mouse, but who wants more stuff to carry around with your laptop.<br /><br />The Speakers..... They sound great at higher volumes, but as soon as sound gets low it seems to be distorted or misplaced. Very annoying while playing games where sound can be the difference between a win and loss.<br /><br />Its not all bad though, Ido like the fact that I can play my games on a laptop without having to scale back on graphics and the display is nice and crisp.<br /><br />I'm just not happy that I spent so much to feel so cheated. In the end Id rather carry around a mouse / keyboard / headset then deal with this laptop. I guess it's my fault for not looking a little deeper at this laptop, but now that its open its mine and there is nothing I can do about it. Hopefully no one else makes the same mistake.

A lot of small but annoying issues.