Definition: Given an Amazon customer review, write a title for the review. The preferred titles are under fifteen words.
Input: Have you ever had a dream where you are on a beach surrounded by beautiful women enjoying paradise, then your mother shows up and someone drives your car into the ocean? It's kinda like that.  For a few hours I was surfing the internet, streaming music with Pandora, watching videos on YouTube, movies on the Xfinity TV player app, comedy on HBO GO and shows on Netflix. It didn't make a sound, perfect for the bedroom, used nearly no power, economical and ecological, created no heat compared to consoles, great for summer in small rooms.<br /><br />Then it was all taken away from me the next morning when cheap construction combined with bad firmware left me without all those features I was so excited about. Being tech savvy, I flashed a new ROM from the website that worked once. Then it was a hardbrick \\"almost unheard of in the Android world\\"; I really miss the features...<br /><br />If you are looking into getting one of these I would recommend waiting for a Dell Project Ophelia, or if  you are savvy sideloading apps on the Ouya. Both coming in July and late June respectively.<br /><br />But if you wanna take a gamble, go ahead and get one, if you get a winner that keeps running, it's pretty awesome... goodluck.

A dream, a nightmare.