Definition: Given an Amazon customer review, write a title for the review. The preferred titles are under fifteen words.
Input: I received this as an Xmas present. It was crap out of the box. App Store would not load, would lose internet connection within  a minute. Researched online and found that it needed firmware update, but firmware update page would never load. This is a super buggy product that is chalked full of nothing but frustration. This may be cheap, however, that is no excuse to market such a faulty product. You have to be tech savvy to get this functional, but even if you managed to get it working, why bother? Any smart phone will out perform this beast of a machine, with far less technological hassle.<br /><br />I would point out to anyone contemplating this purchase that the highest rated reviews for this item are either over a year old, or nearly a year old. It is already out of touch. You would be far better off to pony up a few extra bucks and go for the [[ASIN:B0051VVOB2 Kindle Fire, Full Color 7\\" Multi-touch Display, Wi-Fi]]. Additionally this product has nearly equal 1 star reviews to its 5 star reviews. You work the odds and note how many 5 star reviews start out with \\"I just received it and its great!\\" vs the 1 star reviews that have been dealing with this product's issues for some time.<br /><br />Returning this item was a hassle, third party seller took forever, never emailed me back after several attempts to contact. Return was issued over 25 days later with no contact from seller letting me know status of return, despite emails.<br /><br />Run, don't walk away from this product

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