Definition: Given an Amazon customer review, write a title for the review. The preferred titles are under fifteen words.
Input: I bought the Antec USB-Powered Notebook Cooler on the basis of the reviews available at the time. And it probably was the best available then. But at best it could keep my laptop from getting hot, not cool it down if it already was. And the fans tended to get dirty and vibrate, creating a racket. I'd have to apologize for using it in quiet settings—so much so that I sometimes just used it as a stand to create room for air to circulate beneath my 15-inch MacBook Pro on its own. For information about a cooling pad that is quiet, unobtrusive, and will not only keep your laptop from heating up but also cool a hot laptop down while you continue to use it, see my review of Logitech's Cooling Pad N200. Now that's a 5-star product!

Clunky, louder than I thought it would be, and not as effective as I needed it to be.