Definition: Given an Amazon customer review, write a title for the review. The preferred titles are under fifteen words.
Input: I don't know who these people are who give this product a good or great review. Unfortunately, I read the first four reviews which are obviously written by people who work for this company. I did not see the other 122 reviews that warned against purchasing this item. Item flat does not work. Period. You now stand for-warned. Go outside and set fire to $205.00. You will get more enjoyment out of that process than you will from this product.

Do. Not. Buy. This. Product.