Definition: Given an Amazon customer review, write a title for the review. The preferred titles are under fifteen words.
Input: All hard drives give me problems. I think they are the most unreliable thing in my life, except for me, of course. This one has frozen a couple of times on me, but a quick smack and it's back in action again. Buying these things offers really zero security because they break down more often then the hard drives inside of my computers almost always. I live in a world of constant fear and paranoia.

Wow, it hasn't broken yet