Definition: Given an Amazon customer review, write a title for the review. The preferred titles are under fifteen words.
Input: If you are reading this then you will already have read all the good things about the Touch - and most of them are true.  I wish I'd known before I bought: the battery isn't lasting as long between recharges as my wife's Kindle with keypad, and the touch screen technology seems inconsistent.  For instance, sometimes a 'tap' will turn over more than one page, sometimes even a firm tap will not turn the page, and sometimes the time taken to turn the page is so long that I repeat my 'tap' and get 2 page turns.  You'll need time to 'learn to tap'.

I come to review Touch, not to praise him