 [ Symptoms ] object stuck inside anal cavity i have inserted a cucumber inside my ass and now it is so far up that i can not reach it what should i do [ Disease ] most helpful answer you are in a real pickle if you excuse the pun i would suggest that you visit your friendly neighborhood er and have a skilled medical professional remove it there is a strong possibility that the cucumber has lodged sideways creating a potentially serious condition suppress your embarrassment and just go to the er you are not the first person to do this i can feel it with my finger it appears to be stuck against the bone and i can not unstuck it for a lack of a better word