Hi I’m a weddell seal. Do you have any questions for me?
What does a seal do to keep busy?
Eat ﬁsh, bask in the sun to help keep warm, hunt penguins, play with other seal pups, and swim
for fun
How do you cook the ﬁsh?
We don’t cook the ﬁsh, we eat it raw
But you could pick up a parasite!
Yeah sometimes we do. Luckily we can survive a little tiny parasite in our guts. If we get
something bad then there isn’t much we can do but eat and drink until it goes away or dies off
Do you need sunscreen for all your sun basking?
We actually get a really sweet and soft, waterproof fur that keeps us warm and protected from
too much sunlight. It’s awesome!
How do you wash the fur? Pantene Pro-V?
We take sand baths. We roll around in the sand, rub it all over ourselves, and when it dries we
are clean and smooth and our fur has a new waterproof protective layer on it.
So you don’t need any extra sealant applied?
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