Youd have to be special. This piece is adapted from Gordons recent book. If I drew up a pie chart, those factors would take up about 25 percent. Its incorrect to say our dear boys invent new ways, because invent implies volition. You cant do this shit without a sense of humor.
The author of the piece is Barack Obama.
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