Youre standing there with your wtf face and I say Hey! Youre probably wondering whats next. But we deserve a better ending than bitter irony. I pay it. This is Melvins/Robinhoods/Citadels/Cohens last battle effort before the inevitable short squeeze tomorrow.
Melvins/Robinhoods/Citadels/Cohens referred to in the text refers to a wrestling team.
( z0 refer :ARG0 ( z1 slash :ARG1-of ( z2 refer :medium ( z3 text ) ) :op ( z4 person :name ( z5 name :op "Melvins" ) ) :op ( z6 company :name ( z7 name :op "Robinhoods" ) ) :op ( z8 company :name ( z9 name :op "Citadels" ) ) :op ( z10 company :name ( z11 name :op "Colbert" ) ) ) :ARG1 ( z12 team :ARG0-of ( z13 wrestle ) ) )
(z0 / refer-01
    :ARG0 (z1 / slash
              :ARG1-of (z2 / refer-01
                           :medium (z3 / text))
              :op1 (z4 / person
                       :name (z5 / name
                                 :op1 "Melvins"))
              :op2 (z6 / company
                       :name (z7 / name
                                 :op1 "Robinhoods"))
              :op3 (z8 / company
                       :name (z9 / name
                                 :op1 "Citadels"))
              :op4 (z10 / company
                        :name (z11 / name
                                   :op1 "Colbert")))
    :ARG1 (z12 / team
               :ARG0-of (z13 / wrestle-01)))
Melvins / Robinhoods / Citadels / Cohens referred to in the text refers to a wrestling team .
z4 :name z5
z5 :op1 2
z1 :op1 z4
z1 :op2 z6
z6 :name z7
z7 :op1 3
z1 :op3 z8
z8 :name z9
z9 :op1 0
z1 :op4 z10
z10 :name z11
z11 :op1 1
z1 :ARG1-of z2
z2 :medium z3
z0 :ARG0 z1
z12 :ARG0-of z13
z0 :ARG1 z12