This text may not be in its final form and may be updated or revised in the future. Settle in, sharpen your pencils, and check this out. The FBI only closed its investigation in 2016. I'm Miss Minutes, and it's my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes. This sets up a buddy cop style comedy that I really wish was funnier than it is.
Only a few people can be funny.
( z0 possible :ARG1 ( z1 funny :ARG1 ( z2 person :quant ( z3 few :mod ( z4 only ) ) ) ) )
(z0 / possible-01
    :ARG1 (z1 / funny-02
              :ARG1 (z2 / person
                        :quant (z3 / few
                                   :mod (z4 / only)))))
Only a few people can be funny .
z3 :mod z4
z2 :quant z3
z0 :ARG1 z1
z1 :ARG1 z2