We cant hear you! And, in this case, consequences doesnt just mean people wearing pajama pants to business meetings and getting used to saying, hey, youre on mute! Theres no time to waste. It is a warning that should be heeded. After all, how many actual scientists can the average American name that dont have names that rhyme with ouchie? In the words of the 2003 movie, Something's Gotta Give. Consider this pandemic as a trip to the emergency room for chest pain, a warning of worse things to come should drastic changes not be made.
The average American cannot have a name that deserves to be learned.
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The average American cannot have a name that deserves to be learned .
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