Why not just drop it and let it bounce a couple of times? The joke he is perpetrating is so enormous that if he allowed himself to laugh he might burst. Recognize you cant do it perfectly. It wont just happen by wishing it. And to tell it.
The antiquity of thechange is so patriarchal that even the simplest targeting goes done.
( z0 have-degree :ARG1 ( z1 antiquity :poss ( z2 change ) ) :ARG2 ( z3 patriarchal ) :ARG3 ( z4 so ) :ARG6 ( z5 do :ARG1 ( z6 target :ARG1-of ( z7 have-degree :ARG2 ( z8 simple :ARG1 z6 ) :ARG3 ( z9 most ) ) :mod ( z10 even ) ) ) )
(z0 / have-degree-91
    :ARG1 (z1 / antiquity
              :poss (z2 / change-01))
    :ARG2 (z3 / patriarchal)
    :ARG3 (z4 / so)
    :ARG6 (z5 / do-02
              :ARG1 (z6 / target-01
                        :ARG1-of (z7 / have-degree-91
                                     :ARG2 (z8 / simple-02
                                               :ARG1 z6)
                                     :ARG3 (z9 / most))
                        :mod (z10 / even))))
The antiquity of thechange is so patriarchal that even the simplest targeting goes done .
z1 :poss z2
z0 :ARG1 z1
z0 :ARG3 z4
z0 :ARG2 z3
z7 :ARG2 z8
z7 :ARG3 z9
z8 :ARG1 z6
z6 :ARG1-of z7
z6 :mod z10
z5 :ARG1 z6
z0 :ARG6 z5