Snake Handler<br>Clark went to church with his second cousin. Clark was shocked when the preacher held a poisonous snake. Clark's cousin told him not to worry. Then the snake bit the preacher. Clark told his cousin that this church wasn't for him.
God protects the righteous from being bitten by snakes
God doesn’t protect anyone from shit, god isn’t real 
( z1 protect :ARG0 ( z2 person :name ( z3 name :op "God" ) ) :ARG1 ( z4 person :mod ( z5 righteous ) ) :ARG2 ( z6 bite :ARG0 ( z7 snake ) :ARG1 z4 ) )