text: [Themes: horror, horror, humor, romance]
  
  You toss the axe behind the door, before they realize you even were carrying one.
  
  "Do you know the teachings of Joseph Smith?" one asks
  "Why no. No I don't, how about you come in and tell me all about it?" you say with a smile.
  
  As they come inside you guide them over to sit on the couch and insist on getting them something to drink,
  
  "We really don't require anything."
  "But I insist!" you say a little intimidatingly.
  "Erm...okay I guess milk or water would be fine."
  "Great! I'll be right back!" you say and head to the kitchen.
  
  You sure wish they drank something a lot darker, because its gonna be a bitch trying to mix pills in the shit without it being noticable. You check the fridge and fortunately sis remembered to get milk, you can work with that somewhat. You take some pills out of your pockets and mix it in the milk good, then you return and urge them to drink.
  
  "Mm, this milk tastes...different."
  "Yeah, its goat's milk, so what were you saying about Joseph Smith?"
  
  The two Mormon don't get to bore you with the details with their faith for too long before they begin to feel drowsy. You take advantage.
  
  "Ah, so the pills are working, nope nope don't try to get up, you'll never make it to the door."
  "Wha...what have you done?"
  "Isn't it obvious? I drugged you! Hey where the hell do you think you're going?! No you don't!"
  
  You grab the one staggering to the doorway and trip him up. While he attempts to get off the floor you kick him in the face, and take the axe by the door and chop his fucking feet off! Then you clot the stumps with a hot poker from the fireplace to stop the bleeding. He screams and then passes out from a combination of the drugs and the pain. The other one has also passed out.
  
  Now you decide what to do with them.
  
  > do something else
  You have a cunning plan! You quickly tie the two Mormons up in some dinning room chairs and then head downstairs to get your other patient, who is now unconscious. You untie her and carry her upstairs and tie her to yet another chair beside the Mormons. Finally you go upstairs to the attic where you've got another patient tied up. A young runaway you picked up hitchhiking along side the road. She's wide awake though.
  
  "Come on girlie, I got plans for you." You say and drag her downstairs and put her in the last chair. Due to all the movement and some slaps to the face, now ALL your patients are awake and rightfully afraid. You like that fear.
  
  "Wha...? What are you going to do?" one of the Mormons asks.
  "Silence!" you say and punch him in the face with some spiked knuckles, breaking some teeth and putting some gashes in his face. "Now then, it is my sister and my anniversary today, and I want to do something special. So what I've planned is for all of you, is to sing happy anniversary when she gets home. Okay, now let's try it, uh...I don't know your names...okay you're Girlie, you're Gashface, you're Stumpy and you're Voiceless. Damn, I forgot you won't be able to sing seeing as I cut your vocal cords...alright fuck it, just mouth the words. Okay go!"
  
  All your patients are too frightened to do anything, they don't comply, well at least not until you slice off a nipple from Girlie!
  
  "NOW FUCKING SING GODDAMMIT! Don't make me command you again! And Voiceless I wanna see you mouthing the words, causing if you ain't puttin' in the same effort as them, I'm gonna make you sightless as well!" you shout.
  
  As they all begin caterwauling "Happy Anniversary" you work on you poem.
  
  "And I would burn a baby in its crib and eat the crispy brat, just for a hint of your love...goddamn I'm a fucking genius!" you say finishing up the last line. You look outside and see your sister drive up. You quickly get prepared.
  
  "Alright shut the fuck up! Here she comes! Do exactly what I said and your death will be a lot quicker. Piss me off and you'll be learning a whole new meaning of agony."
  
  As soon as sis steps in the door, your choir of the tortured begins to sing (Well three of them anyway) and you read your poem to her as they sing. Your sister is VERY touched by this grand display of love.
  
  "Oh baby! You're so thoughtful!" she exclaims and hugs and kisses you, while you squeeze her supple ass.
  "Oh shit, I wanna fuck you you so bad right now, my dick is about to detach itself from my body and just live in your fucking pussy for about a week!" you say.
  "Ohhh, you're so specific. Well I'm ready if you are, but I think you need to take care of them first, you know I'm shy and I don't like crowds."
  
  > kill 'em quick and get to fucking!
  You take your scalpel out and approach your patients.
  
  "Well you're in luck! You all did well and get a quick death! You can be first Nipple Girl!" you then slash her throat open causing an arterial spray of blood to drench you. You then do the same for Gashface, Stumpy and Voiceless. By the time you're done, you're covered in blood, but your sister rather likes that. You then proceed to fuck your sister on the blood covered floor, (Which only makes the licking portion of the sex even hotter for you two) until some other bodily fluids are released.
  
  Afterwards, your sister goes to wash up and go to bed, while you realize you have to get another patient seeing as you killed all your current ones.
  
  But it was worth it, anything for love.