text: [Themes: Slice of life, Humor, cute, gender-neutral protagonist, child protagonist]
  
  > look around
  The gliding rocking chair is all tall and wooden. It is where the mom rocks you when she thinks you need a nap even though you do not need naps. The loveseat is west and there is a small open area to the east and a big open area in the middle of the room to the south.
  
  Parry's feet are flat on the floor and he is not rocking right now because he is holding Jemison all gingerly.
  
  You can also see a smooth rock, a teeny squeezy book, and a plush book here.
  
  Cassie and Watson and Zoe are here. Cassie has hold of the squishy ball and keeps fiddling with it. Watson sits all sad and dumpy on the floor. Zoe has hold of a teething ring all sadly.
  
  Cassie plays with the squishy ball.
  
  Parry says, "Okay, down you go" to Jemison who scrabbles around and grabs the soft foam block. Parry gently lowers Jemison to the floor and starts rocking again.
  
  There is this rattle rattle and your head snaps up and you look way over at the loveseat and see Marion start to pull your favorite toy out of the backpack and then she looks at you and then she looks at Zoe and she puts the toy back in the backpack.
  
  > take the plush book
  When Jemison sees you pick up the plush book, he gets all excited and he gets rid of a soft foam block and starts watching the plush book and thus yourself.
  
  Zoe tosses the teething ring aside.
  
  > take the plush book
  You pick it up and it takes two hands.
  
  Zoe tosses the teething ring aside.
  
  Cassie gives the squishy ball a shake.
  
  Watson picks up the smooth rock.
  
  Parry says, "Okay, down you go" to Jemison who scrabbles around and grabs the soft foam block. Parry gently lowers Jemison to the floor and starts rocking again.
  
  There is this rattle rattle and your head snaps up and you look way over at the loveseat and see Marion start to pull your favorite toy out of the backpack and then she looks at you and then she looks at Zoe and she puts the toy back in the backpack.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  a plush book
  
  > give the book to Zoe
  (the plush book to Zoe)
  Zoe shrieks at you and shoves the plush book out of your hands and hits at you. Marion sees that and she reacts in a flash and says "Parry, here," and shoves the backpack at Parry who takes it. "Can you get that onesie out of the way?" Parry just nods and digs in the backpack and pulls out your favorite toy and dumps it in his lap! Then he starts tugging the onesie this way and that to free it from the implacable jaws of the backpack zipper. Meanwhile Marion shushes Zoe before sitting back on the loveseat.
  
  Watson puts down the smooth rock. When Jemison sees Watson get rid of the smooth rock he drops a soft foam block and takes the smooth rock instead.
  
  > pull up on Parry
  As soon as you have pulled up on the gliding rocking chair Parry looks down and says "Hey, there, you want to be picked up?" and he lifts you into his lap and stops rocking.
  
  Watson gingerly takes the soft foam block. When Jemison sees Watson pick up the soft foam block, he gets all excited and he lets go of a smooth rock and starts watching the soft foam block and thus Watson.
  
  > get the toy
  You pick it up.
  
  Parry says, "Okay, down you go," and he gently lowers you to the floor, right next to Zoe. Zoe looks over and sees what you have in your hands and she goes totally nuts, she is shrieking and waving her fists and if she had Force powers you would totally be choked right now.
  
  And of course Zoe acting out gets Marion and the mom to pay attention and Marion is all "Hey, hey, Zoe, calm down!" and the mom is all "Oh, gosh, they managed to get that toy out of the backpack." So the jig is up where by "the jig" I mean the toy and by "up" I mean going away.
  
  > Swallow toy
  And it's just like you expected. The mom scoops you and the toy up and the two of you dangle in mid-air while she removes the baby gate by the loveseat and goes around behind the loveseat. There's a cabinet back there, she pushes down the baby lock at the top of the cabinet door and opens the door and in goes your toy.
  
  You would be all into getting the toy back except everyone decides now is the time to have a snack so a bunch of toys get piled in that small open area in the living room and you and Zoe and Cassie and Watson and Jemison are dragged into the kitchen and out comes the food.
  
  Your high chair is not way super high since it only gets you up to the level of the kitchen table but that is still pretty high. It lets you see around the table which is better than when you are on the floor and cannot even see the top of the table.
  
  The mom is hovering around you.
  
  In front of you is this spoon full of food that the mom wants you to eat.
  
  You can also see Becca, Parry, Lisa, and Marion here.
  
  Jemison and Watson and Cassie and Zoe are here. They are all being fed.
  
  > Puke
  You start to spit up but the mom is right there wiping up your spit.
  
  Becca says, "Farina, I know you're not feeding that child chopped-up people food." Meanwhile, Cassie is trying to climb out of her chair so she can fall to the floor and Lisa is restraining her.
  
  > eat food
  You open your mouth and the mom spoons in the prunes. Yeuch. And if that isn't bad enough, the spoon goes away and comes back with more prunes! You are just like Sisyphus here.
  
  "It's no different than canned baby food," the mom tells Becca. Meanwhile, Watson is spitting up and Parry is looking sad that he's going to have to change Watson's clothes.
  
  > eat the food
  You open your mouth and the mom spoons in the prunes. Yeuch. And if that isn't bad enough, the spoon goes away and comes back with more prunes!
  
  "Really?" Lisa says. "I'd be worried that I'd give Cassie something that'd hurt her." Meanwhile, Zoe is demanding more food. Grr, Zoe.
  
  > cry
  The mom says, "I know you don't like them, but prunes are good for you."
  
  "Kids can eat nearly anything you can if it's pureed," says Marion. Meanwhile, the mom is saying, "Here! Take a bite!"
  
  > Scream
  The mom says, "I know you don't like them, but prunes are good for you."
  
  "Weird," Becca says. "Then why buy special baby food at all?" Meanwhile, Jemison is taking bits of food and dropping them over his high chair and then watching them hit the floor.
  
  > Rock
  You rock and rock and try to tip your chair over but it is too safely designed. The mom must read Consumer Reports or something.
  
  "Well," says Parry, "Sometimes it's really convenient to have a jar for Mason so--whoops!" And then you stop paying attention to him because he spilled a teeny bowl of Cheerios and you and all the other babies are all staring at the spray of Cheerios.
  
  > play with Cheerios
  With you strapped into your high chair you cannot reach the pile of Cheerios.
  
  Jemison reaches for the Cheerios but they are way too far away.