text: [Themes: Humor, Fantasy, memorable NPC, cave crawl, cave, humour, cute]
  
  > Describe the surroundings
  This look like room for little person. It have bed that too little for Grunk. It have trunk that too little for Grunk. It have desk that too little for Grunk. Desk have stool that too little for Grunk. Room have doorway to east and west too, but them not so little. That good, because if doorway too little for Grunk, not know how Grunk get back out of room.
  
  Gnome sitting on stool looking at Grunk.
  
  On top of shelf there ball (that make light).
  
  Gnome open book up and start reading it.
  
  "Hey!" Uh oh, gnome look mad. Him shout at Grunk, "Did you rip a page out of here?"
  
  Grunk not rip any thing out of any other thing at all today! And Grunk tell gnome that, too.
  
  "No." Gnome sigh. "I suppose you couldn't have. This is proof paper, after all. You'd need to cut it out with a knife." Then him put book down on desk. "But that's what someone did, unfortunately. And it was an important page, as well."
  
  > get the ball
  Grunk get point for this stuff:
  
  1 unlock chest
  
  That make 3 out of 7 so far.
  
  Gnome shake head. "I don't see why I should just let you take my things. It's nice that you brought me this book, but I don't even have the whole thing."
  
  Gnome open up desk drawer and take out strange helmet. Him take out little box, too. Then him put them both on desk.
  
  > ask Gnome about page
  What that mean, ASK GNOME ABOUT MISSING PAGE or TELL GNOME ABOUT PIECE OF PAPER?
  
  > tell Gnome about the paper
  What that mean, ASK GNOME ABOUT PROOF PAPER or ASK GNOME ABOUT DRAWING or ASK GNOME ABOUT MARK ON PAPER or TELL GNOME ABOUT PIECE OF PAPER?
  
  > ask Gnome about the proof paper
  Grunk ask gnome about proof paper.
  
  Gnome say, "Proof paper is very convenient stuff. It's water-proof, fire-proof, rust-proof, fade-proof, smudge-proof and tear-proof. For a while, it was popular for spellbooks -- at least among the more accident-prone wizards."
  
  Gnome open up little box. It full of lots of little metal thing with different shape. Look like them some kind of tool.
  
  [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT THERMOMECHANICS or ASK GNOME ABOUT MAGIC or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK or ASK GNOME ABOUT GNOME or ASK GNOME ABOUT THIS PLACE. And probably other thing too.]
  
  > tell the gome about the piece of the paper
  Grunk tell gnome about paper that Grunk find in crack.
  
  Gnome smile and say, "Wouldn't it be nice if that turned out to be the lost page from this book?" Then him shake head. "But I suppose we both know how unlikely that is."
  
  [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT THERMOMECHANICS or ASK GNOME ABOUT MAGIC or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK or ASK GNOME ABOUT GNOME or ASK GNOME ABOUT THIS PLACE. And probably other thing too.]
  
  > Burn pole
  (with torch)
  Grunk hold pole in fire. Pole not light on fire, though. It just get all black and sooty.
  
  Gnome take out tool that flat at one end and round at other end.
  
  > go west
  Pig watch Grunk walk away. Pig not follow.
  
  Grunk at bottom of deep hole. But hole not so dark, now. There stairway that go up at west side, but that broken. Ground by stair broken too: there big crack in it. Crack not so dark now too. At east side of hole, there tunnel that go east. Tunnel not like stair and ground, because it not broken. But it not dark either.
  
  > put the pole in the crack
  Grunk stick pole into crack and poke paper with black end of it. Paper stick to end of pole! Grunk pull it back and take paper.
  
  > Burn paper
  (with torch)
  Grunk think that paper thing that burn up. But this paper not burn up. Maybe it special paper.
  
  > eat the paper
  Grunk try chewing on paper, but paper too tough for Grunk teeth.
  
  > go to Gnome
  This look like room for little person. It have bed that too little for Grunk. It have trunk that too little for Grunk. It have desk that too little for Grunk. Desk have stool that too little for Grunk. Room have doorway to east and west too, but them not so little. That good, because if doorway too little for Grunk, not know how Grunk get back out of room.
  
  Gnome sit at desk with tool and strange helmet thing.
  
  On top of shelf there ball (that make light).
  
  On top of desk there little box and strange helmet and book.
  
  Gnome pick tool with glowy bit at end.
  
  > hit Gnome
  "Ow!" Gnome look hurt. "What was that for?"
  
  Gnome tap at side of helmet.
  
  > give the paper to Gnome
  Gnome put away other thing that him working on.
  
  Gnome take paper and look at it.
  
  "Hmm," him say. "This looks like a set of equations. If I don't miss my guess, this is from Mogglev's Shocking Forces." Him set paper on desk, then look at Grunk again. "Probably from my own copy of it."
  
  > check your inventory
  Grunk have:
  chair
  key
  brick
  coin
  pole (black and sooty)
  hat
  torch (on fire)
  pants (on fire)
  
  Gnome open cover of book. Then turn over page until him find right spot. "Ah, right there!" him say. "That's where the page was cut out from."
  
  Gnome open up desk and take out little pot of goo. Then him smear goo on one edge of page and stick page into book. Then him close book tight and put pot away.
  
  "There... just a moment for it to set, and--" Gnome open book, smiling. "Perfect! Thank you, Grunk. You've been a tremendous help. I only hope that I can return the favor."
  
  > ask Gnome about the exit
  Grunk ask gnome if there any exit out of shrine.
  
  Gnome say, "Well, you already know about the main entrance." Then him smile. "I won't say that there isn't another way out. But I think you should find it for yourself."
  
  Gnome open up book and start reading.
  
  [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or TELL GNOME ABOUT ENTRANCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT THERMOMECHANICS or ASK GNOME ABOUT MAGIC or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK or ASK GNOME ABOUT GNOME or ASK GNOME ABOUT THIS PLACE. And probably other thing too.]