text: [Themes: Romance]
  
  > look at your surroundings
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  The huge, squallid, phosphorous mass of Dagon has dragged itself over the edge of the swimming pool, blocking entrance to the house while its hideous tail still splashes the water.
  
  You can also see a flintlock and Tony's corpse here.
  
  > Go north
  No, his polymorphus, unholy, eldritch mass blocks the way.
  
  > drop all
  cupcake: Dropped.
  roll of duct tape: Dropped.
  swipe card: Dropped.
  pole hook: Dropped.
  bag of strange powder: Dropped.
  Uzi: Dropped.
  
  > enter Pool
  In the Swimming Pool (swimming [obviously])
  You are surrounded by clear, cold water.
  
  > hold the breath
  You hold your breath.
  
  > go outside
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  The huge, squallid, phosphorous mass of Dagon has dragged itself over the edge of the swimming pool, blocking entrance to the house while its hideous tail still splashes the water.
  
  You can also see an Uzi, a bag of strange powder, a pole hook, a swipe card, a roll of duct tape, a cupcake, a flintlock and Tony's corpse here.
  
  You can't hold your breath any longer.
  
  > Burn powder
  This dangerous act would achieve little.
  
  > put all in the bag
  Uzi: Taken.
  bag of strange powder: Taken.
  swipe card: Taken.
  roll of duct tape: Taken.
  cupcake: Taken.
  flintlock: Taken.
  Tony's corpse: One corpse was enough trouble.
  
  flintlock: Done.
  cupcake: Done.
  roll of duct tape: Done.
  swipe card: Done.
  bag of strange powder: Done.
  Uzi: Done.
  pole hook: Done.
  
  > climb the wall
  ***You suddenly have the feeling as if you're not safe anymore. You'd really rather feel safe. You should buy a safe for all those bonds you recently bought.***
  You manage to scramble over the wall.
  
  You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here.
  
  > go to the east
  You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden.
  
  > look at the cart
  A new Alien Tech(tm) powered golf cart stand here. Looks like they learned their lesson from the two you crashed. This one has an Alien Tech(tm) powered swipe card reader.
  
  SQUEAK!
  
  > Search cart
  The golf cart is empty.
  
  SQUEAK!
  
  > get the plank
  SQUEAK!
  
  > get in the cart
  You get into the golf cart.
  
  SQUEAK!
  
  > go southwest
  Hilltop (in the golf cart)
  You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden.
  
  > go west
  Golf course (in the golf cart)
  You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here.
  
  > Tape plank
  What do you want to tape the plank to?
  
  > Plank
  You already have that.
  
  You repair the plank. Now (by dropping it near the wall) you can make a ramp with it.
  
  > Exit
  You get out of the golf cart.
  
  You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here.
  
  You can see a golf cart (empty) here.
  
  > drop the plank
  You prop up the plank against the wall, making a ramp.
  
  > go west
  Maneuvering carefully, you steer the golf cart up the ramp and send it flying! Dagon turns its big, ugly head, but it's too late - you crash the car into his side, and the resulting explosion sprinkles him with the dissolving powder! Soon, nothing is left of him but a mass of greenish-grey goo, not unlike the bottom of that pot you found in the back of the cupboard. You splash into the water, expecting to be greeted by a thankful Paul, but no such luck. Hey! The game's usually over when you fly the cart. Outrageous!
  
  In the Swimming Pool (swimming [obviously])
  Chunks of green goo are drifting around here - ewww.
  
  > hold the breath
  You hold your breath.
  
  > Go outside
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  You can see Tony's corpse here.
  
  You can't hold your breath any longer.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a body bag (being worn and open)
  a pole hook
  an Uzi
  a swipe card
  a roll of duct tape
  a cupcake
  a flintlock
  
  > go north
  The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are more people here than in the living room.
  
  There are some bloodstains here.
  
  On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, providing music.
  Right now, it's playing: "Quib-based Conversation" by Michael Martin.
  
  > Go north
  Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either westwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South.
  
  Eek! All the guests have been horribly slaughtered in some sort of ritual to invoke Dagon. Has this author some issues or what?
  
  Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks.
  
  You can also see a sleeping pirate here.
  
  > examine the pirate
  Like every year, Paul told one guy that this is a costume party. Some fellow showed up in a pirate costume, complete with an eyepatch. Looks like he was so embarassed he smoked till he passed out.
  
  > Go west
  A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of Alien Tech(tm) powered neon lights. Dark wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east into the Living Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room".)
  
  You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here.
  
  > enter
  Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. On them, some useless tools gather dust.
  
  > ascend
  Oh, something in your pants vibrates. As you aren't happy about any of this, it must be your cell phone that you always forget you have. (So it wasn't mentioned in your inventory earlier.) It's Paul! After pressing the receiver, you hear some voices:
  "Damn, we thought you were a virgin! Why did you shout "Don't kill
  me, I'm a virgin!" when we started slaying everyone?"
  There's Pauls voice, heartbreakingly weak: "I don't know, I guess always wanted to say that."