text: > Look around
  Hilltop (in the golf cart)
  You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden.
  
  > Go northeast
  Entrance Gate (in the golf cart)
  A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane.
  Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest.
  
  A plastic-eating snake slithers around here.
  
  You can also see a plank here.
  
  SQUEAK!
  
  > Go east
  You can't go that way.
  
  SQUEAK!
  
  > Go north
  With breakneck 30 mph, you ram the gate. Luckily, it was only painted plywood. (The golf course had some financial problems. But that's a different story and has nothing to do with replacing all those golf carts.)
  
  Country road (in the golf cart)
  The fact that there is country road behind a house you always thought of as suburban makes you realize how little you've gone out lately. It continues east and west.
  
  > go to the west
  Soon you arrive at an invisible wall. Who'd've thought that cheap trick from First Person Shooters carried over so well to IF.
  
  > Go east
  Soon you arrive at a "ROAD BLOCKED" sign and return.
  
  > Go north
  Cemetery (in the golf cart)
  It's a small country cemetery. A sign from the undertaker hangs here: "Back in 1820 minutes."
  
  There is an open grave here. The gravestone has no name, but it's next to the grave of someone called Arch Stanton.
  
  > get out
  You get out of the golf cart.
  
  It's a small country cemetery. A sign from the undertaker hangs here: "Back in 1819 minutes."
  
  There is an open grave here. The gravestone has no name, but it's next to the grave of someone called Arch Stanton.
  
  You can also see a golf cart (empty) here.
  
  > look in the grave
  In the Grave is a coffin.
  
  > Open coffin
  You open the coffin, revealing a corpse.
  
  > look in the coffin
  In the coffin is a corpse.
  
  > look at the body
  In the body bag are a roll of duct tape, a pole hook, a flintlock, a knife and a cupcake.
  
  > get all from the coffin
  You have enough trouble getting rid of the one corpse. Besides, in there is room for two.
  
  > go south
  The fact that there is country road behind a house you always thought of as suburban makes you realize how little you've gone out lately. It continues east and west.
  
  > go north
  It's a small country cemetery. A sign from the undertaker hangs here: "Back in 1809 minutes."
  
  There is an open grave here. The gravestone has no name, but it's next to the grave of someone called Arch Stanton.
  
  You can also see a golf cart (empty) here.
  
  > Go south
  Country road (in the golf cart)
  The fact that there is country road behind a house you always thought of as suburban makes you realize how little you've gone out lately. It continues east and west.
  
  > Go south
  Entrance Gate (in the golf cart)
  A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane.
  Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest.
  
  A plastic-eating snake slithers around here.
  
  You can also see a plank here.
  
  SQUEAK!
  
  > go outside
  You get out of the golf cart.
  
  A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane.
  Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest.
  
  A plastic-eating snake slithers around here.
  
  You can also see a golf cart (empty) and a plank here.
  
  SQUEAK!
  
  > go southwest
  You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden.
  
  > climb wall
  You put the swipe card into the body bag.
  
  You manage to scramble over the wall.
  
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.)
  
  You can also see Uncle Wally here.
  
  > Go north
  The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are more people here than in the living room.
  
  People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and talking.
  
  On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, providing music.
  Right now, it's playing: "Quality Shoe" by Mark Knopfler..
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Hey, Alex, you're wearing really subtle makeup. And the clothes you're wearing? Not very fashionable. Maybe you're not really gay. Maybe you just need a real woman."
  
  > go north
  Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either westwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South.
  
  Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and talking about the greatly anticipated "Bedtime story."
  
  Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks.
  
  You can also see a sleeping pirate here.
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "I'm really scared of all the terrorists. I mean, they own all the delis, and who knows what they put in our food."
  
  > Go west
  A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of Alien Tech(tm) powered neon lights. Dark wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east into the Living Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room".)
  
  You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here.
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "I don't get why I'm called sexist just because I say men should be allowed to hit their women. I think we all agree that talking to them never helps anyway."
  
  > go inside
  Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. On them, some useless tools gather dust.
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "So, do you and Paul see a lot of musicals?"
  
  > ask Wally about the women
  Uncle Wally says: "Haw, haw, with Alex and you I'm no doubt who's the man and who's the woman in the relationship. Or do you call them butches? No, that's only lesbos, right?"
  
  > ask Wally about Arch Stanton
  Uncle Wally says: "You know how we could solve this finanical crisis? Just disallow women to work! They're stealing hard working men's job worse then foreigners."
  
  > ask Wally about the top
  Uncle Wally says: "Hey, women can't park...And Paul is kinda effiminate...so he can't park, too?"
  
  > ask Wally about the golf
  Uncle Wally says: "Hey, Alex, you're wearing really subtle makeup. And the clothes you're wearing? Not very fashionable. Maybe you're not really gay. Maybe you just need a real woman."
  
  > Kiss wally
  Keep your mind on the game.
  
  > Leave
  A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of Alien Tech(tm) powered neon lights. Dark wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east into the Living Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room".)
  
  You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here.
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Haw, haw, with Alex and you I'm no doubt who's the man and who's the woman in the relationship. Or do you call them butches? No, that's only lesbos, right?"
  
  > go to the east
  Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either westwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South.
  
  Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and talking about the problem of staying human in a posthuman world.
  
  Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks.
  
  You can also see a sleeping pirate here.
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "You know how we could solve this finanical crisis? Just disallow women to work! They're stealing hard working men's job worse then foreigners."
  
  > Go south
  The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are more people here than in the living room.
  
  People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and talking.
  
  On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, providing music.
  Right now, it's playing: "Quib-based Conversation" by Michael Martin.
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Hey, women can't park...And Paul is kinda effiminate...so he can't park, too?"
  
  > Go south
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.)
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Hey, Alex, you're wearing really subtle makeup. And the clothes you're wearing? Not very fashionable. Maybe you're not really gay. Maybe you just need a real woman."
  
  > ask Wally about Paul
  Uncle Wally says: "I'm really scared of all the terrorists. I mean, they own all the delis, and who knows what they put in our food."
  
  > Stab wally
  (with the knife)
  Deciding to work on your daggers/knife instead of your social skill, you stab Uncle Wally in the back. He throws up his arms, shouts "Aaargh!" and drops into the pool. "See!" he shouts, with his last breath, "I knew you gays are all psychos!" You shout back: "Firstly, that's a lesbian clich?s. Secondly, the fact that I am a murderous sociopath has nothing to do with my sexual orientation. Anyway, boths are not things I conciously chose, and therefore I can't be judged for either of them."
  
  > examine Pool
  A small, pool, lacking a ladder of similiar equipment. It's just a huge body of water, trapped by greenish, ugly tiles.
  
  Uncle Wally's corpse is drifting around in the swimming pool.
  
  > take the hook
  Taken.
  
  You did it again! Damn, luckily all the people thought it was one of your crazy performances again and clapped, but Paul knows a dead uncle when he sees one. Better get rid of the corpse. It's not like Paul will miss him too much.
  
  > look at the hook
  A makeshift pole hook. Might be useful to FISH something.(Mind you, not something out of something, just fish the general thing. Okay? Thanks.)