text: > Look around
  The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall grass grows from the muddy soil.
  
  You can see a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
  
  > go west
  The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.
  
  You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
  
  > go west
  This is where the village people get together to do business. It's generally pathetic.
  The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
  
  You can see shoes, a hat, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a white cat here.
  
  > get hat
  You hold the hat in your mouth.
  
  > eat the grass
  That's plainly inedible.
  
  > rub grass
  You rub the grass.
  
  > go south
  The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
  
  You can see a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (in which are some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of matches), a bowl and a bookcase here.
  
  > take the matches
  You hold the box of matches in your mouth.
  
  > Light lady on fire
  You strike the match and hold it to your owner's dress, watching the flames grow before your eyes. Before you know it, your owner is screaming and running outside, kicking the door open on her way out. You watch her flaming figure run toward the river.
  
  > go to the east
  The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall grass grows from the muddy soil.
  
  You can see a hat, a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
  
  > go west
  The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.
  
  You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
  
  > Go west
  This is where the village people get together to do business. It's generally pathetic.
  The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
  
  You can see shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a white cat here.
  
  > Go east
  The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path to Chipawgo.
  
  You can see a white cat, a tree and a squirrel here.
  
  > talk to the tree
  Who do you want to talk to?
  
  > talk to the cat
  The cat refuses to talk to you and instead continues to groom herself.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  a box of matches
  
  > take the minced Meat
  You hold Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow in your mouth.
  
  > hop on turtle
  You gingerly climb on the turtle's back. The turtle glides toward the other side of the river, careful not to dip below the surface of the water. As he swims, you look back toward the village that you are fleeing. Somewhere deep inside, you can feel a pang of guilt as you realize you will never see this place again. Gone are the days of safety and comfort, of careful love. What will she do once she realizes you have left? Will she break down and cry? Will she get another cat?
  
  You shake your head to break your train of thought and determinedly face onward. This is about you and your dreams. Not her.
  
  The turtle reaches the other side of the river and you hop off. Nafurville is already starting to look smaller. The land slopes steeply upward from the river, strewn with rocks of different shapes and sizes. The highway is further east.
  
  You can see a turtle here.
  
  > go east
  Cars race down the concrete, each one creating a small wind in its wake. The way to Chipawgo is south, the same direction that the cars on your side of the street are headed. To the north you can see a farm in the distance.
  
  > go north
  It's a boring old farm. No humans seem to be around. The highway to Chipawgo is to the south.
  
  You can see a barn (in which is a horse) and cows here.
  
  > give book to the cows
  You can only do that to something animate.
  
  > Drop
  (Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow)
  Dropped.
  
  > get the cows
  You hold cows in your mouth.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  cows
  
  > Go south
  Cars race down the concrete, each one creating a small wind in its wake. The way to Chipawgo is south, the same direction that the cars on your side of the street are headed. To the north you can see a farm in the distance.
  
  > throw the cows at the cars
  Futile.
  
  > Lick cows
  You lick cows.
  
  > go north
  It's a boring old farm. No humans seem to be around. The highway to Chipawgo is to the south.
  
  You can see Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow and a barn (in which is a horse) here.
  
  > ride the horse
  You jump on the horse and grab hold of the reins. You gallop out of the farm and north alongside the highway toward Chipawgo, ignoring the stares of fellow travelers in their cars.
  
  The sun sets and the sky above turns black. You gaze at the stars and dream of what they have in store for you. The taste of freedom is sweet.
  
  > wake lady
  That seems unnecessary.
  
  > open the cupboard
  That's already open.
  
  > take the cans
  You are already carrying the box of matches in your mouth.
  
  > Bite lady
  You expertly perform a tornado kick, sending her flying across the room. Your owner is now dead.
  You are a monster.
  
  > show the cans to the cat
  The white cat is unimpressed.
  
  > give the cans to the cat
  She scoffs. "No thank you. I only eat the Fanciest of Feasts".
  
  > go south
  The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
  
  You can see a box of matches, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase here.
  
  > Pee
  You go number one.
  
  > Poop
  You eject a small poop.
  
  > get the chair
  That's fixed in place.
  
  > take the phone
  You hold the telephone in your mouth.
  
  > call
  You place the phone on the ground and clumsily strike the phone with your paws, pushing random buttons until it rings.
  
  The number you have reached is not in service.