text: [Themes: fantasy, humor, fantasy, RPG]
  
  Heyya all!
  
  Do you like this game yet? What? Yeah, I know the background story, fine....jeez, you don't have to ruin everything!
  
  Okay, here's the story.
  
  You are a completly normal kid, not destined to be great or anything... no-one in your family went missing, and you are a not on a mission to save the world... Bet you didn't expect that? This game isn't about some great warrior, prophecy thingy... It's just about a man on a journey.
  
  What? You actually wanted that old cliche? Fine I'll think of something while you...do what you do.
  
  Sorry for any spelling mistakes... my native language isn't english... The autocorrector says that I didn't even write "english" correctly...
  
  Also, this is my first time using the advanced editor...yeah...
  
  > The REAL start
  Age 7
  
  Old doors slowly open, with sunlight slowly creepin' it's way in the cabin. You quickly exit and see the whole village up on it's feet. on one side, people are collecting wood for the upcoming winter. On the other you see miners happily exiting the mines. From the moment your dad told you the stories of his adventures, you wanted to Learn how to fight, and beat the forces of darkness (that will of course not happen).
  
  There is a stick lying on the ground...if you're going to become a great warrior (and you're not), it's time to start practicing.
  
  > beat the crap out of the nearby tree!
  You look at the tree that was staring at you towards the window when you were sleeping..every night you felt like it was staring at your soul. It's time to get revenge. How do you approach this?
  
  > charge at it and hit it as hard as you can!
  You charge the tree with all of your strenght! As soon as you touch it, you fall on the ground.
  
  You quickly pick yourself up, take the stick again, and mumble: "You win this round."
  
  > circle the tree and wait for the right moment to strike!
  You circle the tree... and then you see it... on the right side of the tree there's a place from where it's bleeding.
  
  Judging by the stories your father told you, enemies weakest spot is where he's wounded.
  
  You get ready to charge the tree, but your father stands in front of you.
  
  "C'mon kiddo, time for lunch..." He knells in front of you, then, while smiling, says:
  
  "You need to have a full belly if you're going to take that tree..let's go and have lunch".
  
  You decide to aggre with you're dad, because it sounds logical to fight better with a full belly.
  
  After all, your father was an adventurer, he would know what to do before a battle
  
  > To age 13
  Age 13
  
  Over the years, while fighting the tree, you have improved your melee skill by 1. Also, you have gained some respect with the tree (you've also figured that the tree is watching you, because it's guarding the house)
  
  You are sitting in front of the blacksmith and talking with your best friend, Will (short for Willhem).
  
  He was just telling you about a game he came up with, but then you see a carriage come with a bunch of wheat. Your mothers told both of you that they need wheat by sunset... and you've been too lazy to get it. This is a great chance to get it, You two climb on a nearby house and jump on the carriage. Just as you land you see two other boys trying to do the same thing. You have seen them before, they don't need this wheat as much as you do.
  
  They see you. Will is collecting the wheat. on of the boys is getting ready to attack Will!
  
  > attack the boy
  You swing with your stick snd knock the boy out of the carriage. The other boy starts running towards you, but Will throws wheat in his eyes and kicks him off the carriage.
  
  You two quickly gather enough wheat to please your parents, and jump off. Your parents are pleased that you managed to get the wheat on time.
  
  > To age 14
  Now, before you continue, yon what do you want to spend the following year doing:
  
  > Practice fighting with the tree
  It is night, and a moving carriage comes next door. Someone's probably moving.
  
  You make your way to the fence and take a look at who moved. You suddenly see the most beautiful girl...on the world. Her blue dress gently floats on the wind in the wind. Her body is perfect (so is her face). Don't forget the amazing blonde hair which... well just looks beautiful (you get my point, you saw a beautiful girl).
  
  Moments later you hear your father calling you for dinner.
  
  "You look like you saw a ghost, boy".
  
  "I really hope I didn't" You answer.
  
  > Tommorow
  It's a new day! Also, it's school day!
  
  For the first time this brings joy in you... hopefully that girl goes to school.
  
  As always you walk with Will to school. ou tell him all about the mysterious girl next door.
  
  He laughs:"I thought, great adventurers like you don't have time for love"
  
  You keep your mouth shut. After all, you told him that when he suggested you to girlfriend Casey.
  
  You finally arrived at the horrifying building, known as school. As soon as you walked in the courtyard, you saw a group of girls with that girl. You look at her, not paying attention where your going, and bump into a boy from your class. He is much bigger and stronger than you.
  
  He yells: "You dare to touch me!"
  
  > say "Sorry, I didn't mean it"
  You try to apologize, but the kid doesn't listen to you, but just lifts his arm and starts attacking you. No time to dodge! What will you do!
  
  > use stick on the kid (apologize)
  You pull out your stick, and raise it jus high enough, so that the kid hits the stick instead of you. He starts yelling, just as you hit him as hard as you can on the kid's stomach. He falls on the ground and, yet again, starts yelling. As soon as the teacher comes out of the door, you hide your stick, and step away from the kid. Teacher starts walking towards him and says:
  
  "Causing problems again, are we!"
  
  "It wasn't me miss, he hit me" he points his finger on you.
  
  "He probably wouldn't if you hadn't started it first" Then the teacher grabs the kid by the ear and starts pulling him in the school.
  
  "This is not over." The kid whispers to you.
  
  You're just glad that's over.
  
  That girl next door walks next to you, and says: "Hi, my name is Ashley!"
  
  You barely mange to say "hi" and your name.
  
  "I saw what you did there. I hate violence... it's cool you at least tried to talk your way out.
  
  You go to the history classroom, knowing you have gained a bit more respect with Ashley.
  
  Your relationship with Ashley is raised by 1!
  
  > History
  You walk into the classroom, greeted by Mister Daniels, as always. You take your seat with Will, again as always. You have brought a book about fighting, you could read that through this boring class (increase melee). Or you could listen for once, and learn something (increase Logicality). None of them sound apppeling, but you can't do nothing else!
  
  > read the book about fighting.
  You decide to pull out and read your fighting book. History is probably boring
  
  You exit the classroom, go through some other boring classes, but it's time for a pause between classes. You pull out your sandwich, and start walking towards the table you and Will sit at. He is already there. On the left you see Ashley sitting. You could go and sit with her...but I don't think Will would support that, and vice versa. Who do you sit with? Choose quickly. I am still waiting. C'mon...there is nothing to be afraid of.
  
  > sit with Ashley
  Relationship with Ashley has been raised 1
  
  You sit down and talk with Ashley about many things...
  
  In one point in your conversation, you notice Will eating by himself. You feel a bit sad.
  
  School has past, you say goodbye to Will and Ashley and go home. You have finished this year.
  
  > To age 15
  Age 15
  
  It is the final year of school, and it's Saturday.
  
  How do you spend this day?
  
  > fight with the tree
  You spend the day fighting the tree
  
  > Sunday
  It is Sunday. You get your stick and exit the old rusty cabin door. It's time to start practicing, but then Ashley comes through the door:
  
  "Will has been attacked by that kid you've beaten up a year ago. C'mon, we have to go and help him!"
  
  You are shocked. You two start running towards the place where Will was attacked. You see three kids beating the hell out of Will.
  
  You are mad, my friend.
  
  > use stick on 3 boys attacking Will
  You swing with your stick towards one of the kids attacking Will. You knock the poor boys teeth out. There are still 2 boys left. One of them starts walking towards Ashley. The other one is still beating up Will.
  
  > attack Ashelys attacker first
  You gained 1 relationship with Ashley
  
  You lost 1 relationship with Will
  
  You knock out Ashley's attacker first, then you run towards Will, but his Attacker runs away. Will is badly hurt. Ashley and You take Will to his mother. He is badly wounded.
  
  Congratulations, you finished the first chapter (childhood)!
  
  > To adulthood.
  You are 16, and the school is over, which means that everyone is going to visit some town. Ashley went to Fine on the north, and Will went to Nodnol on the south.
  
  Where will you go?
  
  > Will go to Fine.
  You decide to go to Fine...you could take the carriage to it, but you would lose money, and you wouldn't be able to pay some things in there. You could just walk, but that would be dangerous... i don't know if you fight well though.
  
  > Carrige to Fine
  Why risk getting killed by some bandits, when you can take a good ol' carriage. You pay the man gold coins and he takes you to Fine. It is a pretty big town. Thankfully, there wont be a cliche where you have to pay the guards to get in, or sneak in, or do a quest for them...what!? You wanted that cliche too!? NO, NO, NO! You're starting to annoy me.
  
  Be a nice player, and enter the town
  
  > enter the Town
  You enter the city of Fine! It looks nice. It's just your average huge town divided into districts:
  
  Sh!thole
  
  Normalhole
  
  Castlehole.
  
  Each one of them has its own market, living area, recreation area and 1-2 special areas.
  
  Where do you want to go?
  
  > Sh!thole
  If you somehow manage to get kicked out of your house, not pay the rent and kill a couple of guards, you will end up here in the sh!thole. There is no law down here. It's a freaking COD multiplayer match with a million of those kids who kill their own guys.
  
  Okay, where to?
  
  > Market
  As you enter the markets, you notice that the most of the stalls are empty! The ones that aren't are being harrassed by people who look tough. You tried to keep a low profile, then you see a merchant being harrassed by couple of tough people. If you decide to confront them, you better be damn tough...and smart...and have good weapons.
  
  > confront them!
  You scream 'hey' as loud as you can, but they just ignore you. Then you pick up a rock and throw it at them. That caught their attention! They turn around. The big one comes close to you and whispers:
  
  "Get lost boy...before I 'relive' you of those limbs.
  
  > And you'll bath your self in your organs if you try it (4 melee)
  He takes a step back. One of the bandits even runs away. After a few seconds, he attacks you! What will you do?
  
  > kill him with melee (4 melee)
  You enter a deadly duel with your opponent. He manages to get the better of you in the first part of the duel, but you manage surprise him in the other half, and run your sword through his neck.
  
  You get up and head towards the barkeep:
  
  "Thank you missu, I am foreve' in jr debt!"
  
  "If ju wan t some thing frum my shop, fell free tu take it!"
  
  Aha...so he will drop the price
  
  Also, if you're going to buy anything, do it now, because I doubt this merchant will return here.
  
  If you somehow manage to get kicked out of your house, not pay the rent and kill a couple of guards, you will end up here in the sh!thole. There is no law down here. It's a freaking COD multiplayer match with a million of those kids who kill their own guys.
  
  Okay, where to?
  
  > The Pub
  You are standing in front of a sh!tty hub...no seriously, the pub is called "sh!tty inn.". You enter the pub, and... disgusting! The floor is broken (probably from all the puke on it), the people are drinking, smoking... like a medievel strip club (but without the strippers, cuz' this is a somewhat kid friendly game).
  
  So, you walk in... then remember that you don't know how to act in a strip club pub.
  
  What is do you do? (that's not my terrible grammar...I wrote that on intention)
  
  > act tough
  You try to act tough. But, unfortenatly, you manage to push a person on a dagger, which comes flying through your penis crotch. Now there is a crotch hanging on the wall. You die. A year later, the pub is renamed to "hanging crotch inn.", and your crotch is a souvenir on the wall. Hey, you may have died, but your crotch has become famous.
  
  YAY! You reached the crotch ending. Give this game a good score if you lik...hahaha! Who am I kidding. This isn't an ending. Bang, you're dead, merry christmas you filthy animal.