text: [Themes: Slice of life, nonhuman protagonist, humor, animal protagonist, non-human protagonist]
  
  > go downwards
  You spring down to the floor.
  
  > Smell the carpet
  You smell around and take several minutes to soak up the knowledge of who ate what, where they were going, and how they were feeling. The knowledge makes you feel quite important, as if you had discovered the key to understanding what happens around here. You also smell that nasty dirt. Yuck!
  
  > F.
  Just in front of you, the shiny and slippery floor begins and the large shiny things sit. The opposite way, you see softer but equally large things, but also a plant that sits in what looks like a square water bowl. The carpet is soft and it leads to your left, but to your right is the stringy ow that you'll have to climb to get over.
  
  The tall stringy gate bars progress to your right.
  
  > F.
  Here enormous metal boxes reach upward from a shiny floor that you can skid across if you run fast enough and suddenly stop. The tallest box is cold, vibrates, and smells like food! The shorter boxes also smell like food, but not as strongly. The whole area smells like trees -- a fresh, outdoors kind of scent, which doesn't make sense, because this is indoors.
  
  Halfway to the ceiling (it seems) a shiny surface ledge runs like a pathway, over a shorter box and connects to the tallest one. It's wider than the ledge in your place. In the middle of the floor the brown table towers over you. The guest chair sits underneath it, and His chair is nearby.
  
  You can see a sock here.
  
  You hear the sound of grooming coming from somewhere nearby.
  
  > jump on his chair
  You agilely leap upwards into the chair.
  
  You hear the sound of grooming coming from somewhere nearby.
  
  > jump down
  After a few moments of weightless falling and the rude impact, you are once again walking around on the shiny floor.
  
  Here enormous metal boxes reach upward from a shiny floor that you can skid across if you run fast enough and suddenly stop. The tallest box is cold, vibrates, and smells like food! The shorter boxes also smell like food, but not as strongly. The whole area smells like trees -- a fresh, outdoors kind of scent, which doesn't make sense, because this is indoors.
  
  Halfway to the ceiling (it seems) a shiny surface ledge runs like a pathway, over a shorter box and connects to the tallest one. It's wider than the ledge in your place. In the middle of the floor the brown table towers over you. The guest chair sits underneath it, and His chair is nearby.
  
  You can see a sock here.
  
  You hear the sound of a cat scratching itself and know that it must be Goodcat/Badcat.
  
  > jump on the ftop
  You leap up to the top with the greatest of ease.
  
  You are on top of the cold metal cube, better known as "refrigerator" and "Goodcat/Badcat's lair". Strangely, it is not cold here, but fairly cozy with the faint smell of food. You can see why he chose this location for a lair. You think you'd probably have done the same.
  
  You can see Goodcat/Badcat here.
  
  > give the remote to the Cat
  Goodcat/Badcat doesn't seem interested.
  
  > drop the remote
  Dropped.
  
  > Lick
  What do you want to lick?
  
  > hit the Cat
  Looking back on it, you realize that this was one of those things that would have never worked out. You pounced him and he responded with a bloodcurdling hiss and a swift paw that sent you flying right off the vibrating metal box. You landed on the ledge below and backed away just in time to avoid him jumping on you. Fear and adrenaline ran through your veins and you jumped, jumped, and ran like your tail was on fire. Now you're on the other side of that stringy ow, catching your breath, the image of him turning away with a refined departing spit echoing in your ears. His departing words were, "And don't come back!"
  
  The hall from to your right ends here at a soft ow about half as tall as an ordinary ow. This ow is made of crossed strings and you can see through it; beyond are shiny tall metal boxes, almost taller than Him, on a shiny floor. You instinctively sniff the ow. Goodcat/Badcat has left a scent message that welcomes you to his world if you can get over the ow. He calls it something rather impolite.
  
  The tall stringy gate bars progress to your left.
  
  > lie down
  You lie down, all your paws outstretched.
  
  > Purr
  You only do that when you are talking to Him. That's the fun part. When He gets back, you let out all the purrs you have saved up the whole day.
  
  > jump on the table
  You span the distance with a soft jump and skid to a stop on the table.
  
  This is a small place, a little bit larger than the soft place but not as large as the place around it. If you ran around here, you'd definitely fall off the edges. The floor feels like a bunch of string, tightly wound together and it is arranged in colors and in patterns of things you don't recognize. From here, you can see a shiny surface you could easily jump to, and you can view most of the room and the next room over, which pulls your kittenish heart with what looks like large and soft beds. Taking a quick sniff, you realize that this area is used for eating food, but there is no food here now.
  
  You can see a phone here.
  
  > jump down
  After a few moments of weightless falling and the rude impact, you are once again walking around on the shiny floor.
  
  Here enormous metal boxes reach upward from a shiny floor that you can skid across if you run fast enough and suddenly stop. The tallest box is cold, vibrates, and smells like food! The shorter boxes also smell like food, but not as strongly. The whole area smells like trees -- a fresh, outdoors kind of scent, which doesn't make sense, because this is indoors.
  
  Halfway to the ceiling (it seems) a shiny surface ledge runs like a pathway, over a shorter box and connects to the tallest one. It's wider than the ledge in your place. In the middle of the floor the brown table towers over you. The guest chair sits underneath it, and His chair is nearby.
  
  You can see a sock here.
  
  You hear the sound of grooming coming from somewhere nearby.
  
  > Claw fridge
  You claw it to no effect.
  
  You hear the sound of grooming coming from somewhere nearby.
  
  > look at the table
  In the middle of the the floor is a large brown circle held up by four legs, called the table. It is made out of wood, but it also smells of various oils and you get some idea of the men who crafted it. Goodcat/Badcat has left his scent upon the legs, identifying the table as his territory. He seems to have been impatiently waiting most of the time, hoping for Him to drop some tasty food.
  
  > Rub table
  You swirl around two of the legs to add your scent flourish. Now He will know you have been here. The thought fills you with a secret delight.
  
  You hear the sound of grooming coming from somewhere nearby.
  
  > groom the Cat
  [Please type what you'd like to do.]
  
  > groom
  What do you want to groom?