text: > Go downwards
  You can't go that way.
  
  You can't go that way.
  
  You can't go that way.
  
  You can't go that way.
  
  You can't go that way.
  
  > go northwest
  You are in a small side room. The exits all lead back to the main gallery.
  The guy is standing by your side
  Oh, great, now you find Helen Hipclicks, the worlds most conceited actress.
  
  > give the script to HELEN
  The HELEN gives a quick glance at the SCRIPT, then tosses it back.
  
  > give secret to HELEN
  The HELEN gives a quick glance at the SECRET, then tosses it back.
  
  > show secret to HELEN
  Unable to face the truth, the ham runs off, gets married, moves to the suburbs, gets fat and has 12 kids. You put the secret back under your hat and leave.
  
  You have earned 1000 BONUS POINTS out of a possible 22,000
  
  "Kinda sneaky if you ask me, but you ain't got em all yet," snorts the keeper.
  
  > go to the west
  You are in a small side room. The exits all lead back to the main gallery.
  The guy is standing by your side
  This guy looks just like your agent (The one you haven't seen
  lately).
  
  > show the script to the agent
  "SEND A DOG UP IN A CRATE LIKE THAT? NOT UNTIL MAKING THE CATWALK PART WAY!"
  
  > give the script to the agent
  "SEND A DOG UP IN A CRATE LIKE THAT? NOT UNTIL MAKING THE CATWALK PART WAY!"
  
  > show Policy to the agent
  "Sheez, I'll need my bifocals to read this stuff", he says as folds up the policy. Doing so, he gets a nasty paper cut which gets infected and he dies.
  
  You have earned 2000 BONUS POINTS out of a possible 22,000
  
  "Kinda sneaky if you ask me, but you ain't got em all yet," snorts the keeper.
  
  > go southwest
  You are in a small side room. The exits all lead back to the main gallery.
  The guy is standing by your side
  You come face to face with the drama critic who panned your last
  three shows.
  
  > show the script to the critic
  "Ah, I must go write a review!" he says putting the pen back into his pocket - WITHOUT capping it. You wince as you see the twisted smile cross his face just before he collapses from the poison injection. You then exit the scene.
  
  You have earned 3000 BONUS POINTS out of a possible 22,000
  
  "Kinda sneaky if you ask me, but you ain't got em all yet," snorts the keeper.
  
  > go to the south
  You are in a small side room. The exits all lead back to the main gallery.
  The guy is standing by your side
  The theater janitor was looking around the room. Hearing you, he looks up.
  
  > show the snowshoes to the janitor
  You can't read the snowshoes, so instead you just examine them. These might be just the thing to keep from sinking through soft snow or cracks and crevices and cravasses and such. (But ruby red sequin finish - and 4 inch SPIKE HEELS? I think that janitor has been over the rainbow once too often.)
  
  > show the shoes to the janitor
  You can't read the shoes, so instead you just examine them. These might be just the thing to keep from sinking through soft snow or cracks and crevices and cravasses and such. (But ruby red sequin finish - and 4 inch SPIKE HEELS? I think that janitor has been over the rainbow once too often.)
  
  > give the shoes to the janitor
  You can't read the shoes, so instead you just examine them. These might be just the thing to keep from sinking through soft snow or cracks and crevices and cravasses and such. (But ruby red sequin finish - and 4 inch SPIKE HEELS? I think that janitor has been over the rainbow once too often.)
  
  > wear the shoes
  You put on the shoes.
  
  > hit the janitor with the shoes
  You strike at the janitor with the shoes, but your weapon bounces off of him harmlessly
  
  > take shoes
  You pick up the highheeled shoes.
  
  > check your inventory
  You pass out from the pressure of waiting for the inevitable attack. You come to in the main gallery as the zookeeper snorts. "Must be goin' soft in my old age. But watch out for the Avocado, I ain't goin' near it to grab you out!"
  
  > ask the janitor about tape
  Who are you addressing?
  
  > go west
  Reeling slightly and wiping his cracked lips, the guy pleads with you to find something for him to drink.
  
  > take the CHEST
  You pick up the treasure chest.
  
  > Go north
  You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
  The guy is standing by your side
  
  From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly to the North. You can move along the aisles in other directions.
  The guy is standing by your side
  
  > Go west
  The curving steps to the apron are to the North, and the audience to the East.
  The fire door is propped open
  The guy is standing by your side
  
  > Go west
  You are now at the West end of the rehearsal hall.
  There is an extremely official looking sign ( on the west wall )
  The guy is standing by your side
  
  > take the SIGN
  You pick up the official sign.
  
  > go east
  Hearing an odd noise as you walk away with the sign, you look back to see that it had been hung from an electric cord which has just snapped. The cord flops around the room, sparking and setting fires everywhere it touches. Almost instantly, the entire room is ablaze.
  
  You are now in the center of the EAST-West running rehearsal hall. There is a wooden hatch on the floor
  The guy is standing by your side
  
  > open hatch
  Working together, you are able to OPEN the HATCH.
  
  > look at the hatch
  It is so massive that I doubt you could open it by yourself.