text: You're not about to get yourself lost in some insect tunnels, besides knowing that stuck up wasp bitch, she'd still live in her mansion area. You drive up on a raised part of the ground and jump your bike through one of the first floor windows. The glass breaks and several house ants get out of your way except one who you land on and crush. You fly off your bike "Shit!" you exclaim as you slam into the wall.
  
  You quickly recover and find yourself surrounded by more ant people. These ants aren't as big as the ones outside, but that hardly matters. They seem a little more shocked than anything though.
  
  "Eeek! There's a filthy mammal in the Hive! Protect the queen! Protect the queen! Where are the soldiers?!" one yells and then they all let off an ear piecing sound
  
  Speaking of the soldiers, they're heading towards the broken window you just crashed through, you need to get to Janice NOW. You punch your way through the house ants. In the ensuing scuffle you rip off a couple of antennas, this seems to have a desired incapacitating effect on THEM and they begin twitching on the floor.
  
  "Oh yeah, I forgot that they need those things." You say as you run up an ornate staircase with a fistful of antennas in your hand.
  
  You go through fancy room through fancy room (Mostly filled with expensive items, lots of sugar and some strange looking symbols) looking for Janice, until you finally reach a large bedroom with several mirrors. A bipedal insect creature stares into one of the mirrors brushing her hair. She turns around and a low angry buzz is sounded when she sees you. She flaps her wings and flies towards you.
  
  "AN INFERIOR MAMMAL IN MY HIVE? YOUR KIND WILL SOON BE ERADICATED FROM THE EARTH! INSECTS SHALL RULE ONCE AGAIN! THE TRUE MASTER RACE!" she shouts.
  
  You're not exactly surprised that she doesn't want to see you.
  > give her the note
  "Here, I'm supposed to deliver this letter to you." You say and hold it out to her.
  "What?! You break into MY Hive, kill my guards and face your imminent destruction all to give me a letter?!"
  "First of all, I'm not facing any kind of destruction, and Andre said it was important."
  "Andre?! You were sent here by Andre?! That lowly fly? What the hell is he paying you with?"
  "Nothing actually, I was planning on getting something out of you, though in retrospect, it probably was a stupid idea given your personality... I can tell by your rhetoric of insects being the master race, it hasn't changed. Just a WASP in another form eh Janice?"
  
  Several Ant guards enter the room, but Janice tells them to halt.
  
  "Hold on, I'm slightly amused by Wolf here. Yes, I remember you. Getting drunk, picking fights with everyone, sleeping with every woman that could stomach you; typical behavior of the lower class. Just proves that I'm right, we insectoids aren't controlled by our impulses; we're orderly and superior. Anyway, be that as that may, I might as well read the note... ugh, I'll have to remember to wash my hands after touching this."
  
  Janice takes the letter and reads it. She then begins to laugh.
  
  "Does this fool actually believe he EVER had a chance with me?! Oh that IS amusing, in fact I'm in a good mood, guards you can escort Mr. Wolf out alive. This lap dog can run to tell his master Andre that I'll never ever be interested in such a common creature as him."
  
  There's no way you're going to just leave without retorting to her insult.
  > antagonize her guards
  Just as the Ant guards are about to take you away, you speak up.
  
  "Yeah, that's right take me back to my master. We all got masters right? Just like you Ants have yours. Tell me how's it feel serving some demanding bitch."
  "She is our queen, mammal, she has every right to demand from us." The guard says unemotionally.
  "See? Order! Everyone knows their place! Purity!" Janice adds.
  "Some purity! You're not even an Ant! Hey, you Ants even think of that?! She's not even one of your kind, and you serve her?"
  "She understands our plight. She is an insect, like us. Our own Queen was destroyed a long time ago, we were directionless when she died, we were assimilated and exploited by you mammals soon after. The Wasp Queen has made arrangements so that shall never be ever again!"
  "Hey that was the humans, not me."
  "Doesn't matter! All you mammals are alike!" the guard snaps.
  "Guard stop arguing with this fool! He'll never understand! Wolf I suggest you stop barking, or I shall change my mind of letting you go!" Janice says, she sounds a bit nervous about your line of questioning though.
  
  "Yeah, I guess you're right, all mammals are alike, I mean look at Janice, she's acting just like the rest of us. Ordering you around, living on your hard work."
  "Shut up Wolf! Guard, I changed my mind! Kill this furball!"
  "When I said Janice wasn't your kind, I didn't mean the fact that she was a Wasp, I meant the fact that she NOT an insect! I mean look at her, she wasn't born that way! YOU were born an ANT! She became a half Wasp freak due to a failed human experiment!"
  "Well we know that, but still... "
  "Still nothing! She's just using you for whatever twisted purpose she has and to make life easy for herself, just like she did when she was human! Think about it, who does all the work around here? It looks like you Ants! She only has you around because no human wants to work for her! AND even if she WAS all for making things better for insect people why is she so against Andre? Shouldn't HE be allowed in too? I mean sure he's a half freak, but so is Janice! Sounds like a double standard to me!"
  "The mammal has a point... you really aren't one of us, in any sense of the word. A Queen is supposed to breed to keep the colony alive, in all these years, you haven't even made that attempt, you've just been telling us what to do with promises of a so called glorious future for our kind."
  "Um, I haven't found the right guy... erm... Well what the hell do you want me to do mate with a pathetic mammal? All you Ants are female, and it's not like there's exactly any Male insects around!" Janice says trying in vain to find excuses.
  "There's Andre." You remind everyone.
  "Yes, there's Andre. Granted he might be part human, but then as Wolf pointed out, so are you. We would look past that though since the children of such a pairing could be indoctrinated to... "
  
  "Silence! I will not fuck Andre! Andre is unfit!! He's a disgusting insect, who belongs in the trash! Now you Ants know your fucking place and kill this asshole! Your place is to serve your superiors!" Janice says in anger.
  
  That statement didn't go over to well. The Ant guards begin to look at Janice and click their mandibles. They then advance on her.
  
  "What're you doing?! Stop! I command you! OBEY!"
  
  Janice's orders go unheard, she attempts to escape out the window, but one of the guards grabs her legs before she can take flight. She stings one of them, but is ultimately ripped apart. There's bug guts and blood all over the place. The Ant guard you were speaking to earlier addresses you.
  
  "You can take whatever you like from this mansion; it was never our style, just more of Janice's human vanity at work. We prefer the tunnels we've built Thank you for opening our eyes to reality. (Sigh) We wish it hadn't been true though, now we don't have any purpose once more, as strange as it may seem we prefer to serve in a hierarchy, it's just our nature."
  "Hmm, can't argue with nature. I know I for one, would love to be stalking humans on the foggy moors, but adaptation can be a bitch. I do have an idea though... ."
  
  You gather as much money and valuables you can from the Mansion and head back to the bar where Andre's been waiting, he buzzes excitedly.
  
  "Wolf! You're back! So is Janice is interested?!"
  "She's dead, but that's not important... "
  "She's dead?! What!? What happened?! But she was my love and..."
  
  You smack Andre upside the head and then shove your paw in a nearby patron's beer to wash it. "Hey!" the patron says and then sees you scowl causing him to retract his statement.
  
  "Andre shut the fuck up and listen, I got you a better deal! You'll be set for life, with all the sugar and whatever else you want. You know all those Ant guards, Janice had? Well they're all willing to serve YOU, under a couple of conditions. You're in charge, but you can't think yourself inherently superior, you have to understand that you need them. You can't suddenly start thinking you're better than THEM just because you're technically the king."
  "Really? Well, yeah sure I can do that. Being a fly has made me pretty humble. I'll be grateful more than anything."
  "Okay second, TAKE A FUCKING BATH! Stop smelling like a garbage dump!"
  "Take a bath? Gee I dunno, that's a pretty big step Wolf."
  "You goddamn well better, if you want to score with all the Ant bitches there."
  "WHAT?! Are you serious?!"
  "Fucking dead serious. None of them have ever mated, given that in the past only the Queen is supposed to, but now most of them want to feel what its like before they die. Hell, some of them hold out hope that they'll produce offspring, to make their race thrive again. So, what's it gonna be? A shit eating bum, or a smooth pimp Superfly that gets to be serviced by a bunch of virgins?"
  
  Andre doesn't even answer; he just thanks you quickly and runs out the door. You doubt if you'll ever see him again.
  
  "Lucky bastard." You say as you sit down and order a drink with your newly gained loot.