text: > Look around
  There is a control panel here. The only thing interesting about it at the moment is the big button that starts the chopper. You have pushed it, and you can hear the chopper starting up. You can leave south.
  
  You can see a thin yeti robot zombie and a fat yeti robot zombie here.
  
  > talk to fat
  You have no idea about how to communicate with a yeti robot zombie.
  
  The yeti robot zombies roar. Then they try to hit you. You just manage to jump to the side instead of being sliced to small chunks. Then the yeti robot zombies roar some more.
  
  You hear the hum of the chopper starting up.
  
  > talk to phone
  You speak into the phone "What was I supposed to do?"
  Hansen says "Upstairs you will find two doors. It doesn't matter which one you take, both will lead to a roof. On each roof there will be a helicopter. Fly it to Drammen."
  
  While roaring, the yeti robot zombies continue to try and hit you with their claws. You realize they are going to succeed real soon. BETTER DO SOMETHING!
  
  You hear the hum of the chopper starting up.
  
  > shoot fat
  "I'll show you how to lose some weight, REAL QUICK!" you shout. A plasma beam evaporates the fat yeti robot zombie. Four shots left.
  
  The thin yeti robot zombie roars.
  
  You hear the hum of the chopper starting up.
  
  > shoot thin
  "You found the wrong guy to mess with!" you say. A plasma beam evaporates the thin yeti robot zombie. Three shots left.
  
  After waiting a while the chopper takes off.
  
  A couple of hours later you speak into the phone: "Ok, I am now flying over Drammen."
  "You are doing great. The headquarters of the evil boss is in a new building. It's the tallest one in Drammen, close to the middle of the city. Can you see it?"
  "Yes."
  
  It must be over a hundred stories tall, and it easily dwarfs any of the other buildings. On the sides it has huge neon pentagrams. On the roof is a 30-meter tall statue of a yeti robot zombie.
  
  "Be careful." says General Hansen. "There are rumors that the closest servants of the evil boss are a group of Satanists!"
  "Holy crap!"
  "Indeed. They are very deadly in combat. And don't think for a minute that you can reason with them. They are at least as dangerous as the yeti robot zombies."
  "Understood."
  
  You fly closer to the building. You notice that the eyes of the statue of the yeti robot zombie are moving. They are following your chopper!
  
  The statues mouth opens. A rocket shoots out, straight towards you! You steer the chopper down. You avoid a full hit. Instead the rocket explodes against the propeller. The chopper is going down fast!
  
  Frantically, you steer the chopper towards the building. It smashes into, and goes halfway through, the roof! The impact makes the chopper door open, and you fall out! You land painfully on the floor below.
  
  Groaning, you slowly get up. You look around.
  
  You are on the west side of large black hall. Above you the chopper is sticking halfway through the ceiling. You can go east.
  
  On the east side of the hall you can see the following:
  A large red metal barrel stands on the floor. On it is written, in large black letters: "DANGER! HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE!" A yeti robot zombie stands on one side of the barrel, a man on the other. He is wearing a hooded brown robe, which conceals his face. For some reason the yeti robot zombie shows no sign of wanting to attack the man. A doorway leads north.
  
  The man says "Ah, excellent. Another sacrifice to our master. But first a prayer." He begins to mutter something in Latin.
  
  > check your inventory
  You have a plasma rifle (with three shots left) and a cell phone.
  
  > look
  You are on the west side of large black hall. Above you the chopper is sticking halfway through the ceiling. You can go east.
  
  On the east side of the hall you can see the following:
  A large red metal barrel stands on the floor. On it is written, in large black letters: "DANGER! HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE!" A yeti robot zombie stands on one side of the barrel, a man on the other. He is wearing a hooded brown robe, which conceals his face. For some reason the yeti robot zombie shows no sign of wanting to attack the man. A doorway leads north.
  
  > Pray
  Nothing practical results from your prayer.
  
  The man continues to mutter something in Latin.
  
  > shoot barrel
  "I love me some good fireworks!" you shout. The plasma beam hits the barrel and the barrel explodes. The man and the yeti robot zombie get thrown through the air in opposite directions. Both smash into a wall. Sparks start shooting out from all over the body of the yeti robot zombie, and then it explodes into nothing. The man slides down on the floor, dead. Two shots left.
  
  Happily you speak into the phone "Hey general Hansen! I just killed my fist human!"
  "I am proud of you, boy. When I argh. Blahaghr. Grablahaharghragghrablagragh. Glb."
  "General Hansen? GENERAL HANSEN?!"
  There is no answer. You realize he has bled to death. You look up and shout in anger: "CURSE YOU EVIL BOSS!"
  
  > take the robe
  You are too far away.
  
  > go east
  You are on the east side of a large black hall. You can go west. A doorway leads north. The corpse of a man lies on the floor. He is wearing a hooded brown robe, which conceals his face.
  
  On the west side of the hall you can see the following:
  The chopper is sticking halfway through the ceiling.
  
  Suddenly you hear humming from the north. After a while you recognize the tune. It's a Metallica song! That means there must be another Satanist through the north doorway!
  
  > take the robe
  You take the robe. The dead guy doesn't look familiar.
  
  You hear more satanic humming from the north.
  
  > wear the robe
  You put on the brown robe. Your face is hidden in the shadow of the hood.
  
  You hear more satanic humming from the north.
  
  > go north
  A man stands here. He is wearing a black robe, without a hood. He has tall white hair. Doorways lead south and north.
  
  The man nods at you.
  
  > Go north
  A man sits behind a desk, on one of them office chairs with little wheels. He is wearing a suit and a tie. He must be the boss! A steaming cup of coffee stands on the desk. A heavy-looking bookshelf stands against a wall, close to the desk. The shelf reaches almost to the ceiling. It is filled with old, black tomes. Directly behind the man is a large window going from floor to ceiling. Outside is Drammen. A doorway leads south.
  
  The man says "First of all, do not think for a moment that your disguise will work against me. Secondly, welcome to my humble abode."
  
  > throw the coffee on him
  "You should be careful; coffee can be DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH!" you shout grabbing the scalding coffee and throwing it at the man's head. Screaming he clutches at his face. He stands up, and stumbles backwards. He hits the window. It breaks and he falls through. You run over to the window and look down. The man is screaming and falling downwards in slow motion. He lands with a wet thud against the pavement.
  
  "He is dead." you think.
  
  The body transforms. The horns grow longer, tentacles shoots out from its head, and his shoes and pants burst as his legs grow huge and round like the legs of an elephant. He uses his tentacles to climb up the wall; they must have suckers on them. Soon he is at the window. He has to bend his head forward to get through, his horns are so long. He no longer looks remotely human. The boss sits down on his chair behind the desk.
  
  A tentacle shoots out and grabs the empty cup from your hand. The tentacle crumbles the cup and throws it out the window.
  
  The man says "I will enjoy killing such a worthy opponent."