text: [Themes: Horror, profanity]
  
  > Go downwards
  (first opening the cellar door)
  It seems to be locked.
  
  > go to the south
  This is the bar area of the club. As usual, it's VERY crowded in here. People are trying to get through to the counter on the west side of the room or the toilets to the north. The dance floor is east of here.
  
  Dan is behind the counter of the Bar, serving cocktails.
  
  You can also see Hipster and Style-O-Chick here.
  
  > Go west
  Dan blocks your way.
  
  > look at the speakers
  Huge speakers, pumping bass.
  
  > look at the freak
  Who do you mean, Postman or Ugly Naked Freak?
  
  > examine postman
  He's got one of those orange drinks in his hands. He's moving the glass towards his head and spills the beverage over his shoulder, uttering a satisfied grunt and repeats this strange sequence of actions ad nauseam (maybe an ex-alcoholic?).
  
  > examine the orange drink
  One of those Zombies.
  
  > look at naked
  One of his butt cheeks is semi-detached, swinging around in crazy movements as he dances his completely brainless dance. He's wearing a full beard. Drops of blood fall to the dance floor from his hairy chin.
  
  > examine the woman
  As you approach her, she suddenly turns around, and you see that she's carrying a severed arm, biting huge chunks of flesh off the bone. Blood runs down her chin in gushes. She flashes you a demonic grin, exposing her rotten teeth.
  
  > look at the arm
  A severed arm!
  
  > ask woman about the arm
  She looks at you excitedly, ignoring your question: "I met him on Facebook! Really tasty!"
  
  > ask naked about the butt
  You really should join the nudist group on Facebook. Free yourself from the oppression by the clothing industry!
  
  > ask the Postman about the sombrero
  He stops spilling his drink and asks you "Do you know that new Facebook game, Breweryville? It's awesome! I produce ten gallons of Weißbier every minute! What's your high score?"
  
  > go north
  It's a little quieter in here, although you can still feel the basses pumping.
  
  Behind a dirty wooden table sits a dubious-looking man with a beard and an eye-patch. His left hand is lying on the table, while his right hand is trying to jab a knife at the spaces between his fingers, failing miserably. He's constantly cutting his fingers, obviously not noticing his bruises. There's a colorful parrot sitting on his right shoulder.
  
  You can also see a small table (on which is a dinner jacket) here.
  
  The parrot bawks: "You bloody loser!", laughing at the pirate.
  
  > examine the pirate
  He's wearing a tricorn hat carrying a huge button that says "Ask me about Facebook".
  
  The parrot bawks: "You bloody loser!", laughing at the pirate.
  
  > look at the parrot
  You see nothing special about the parrot.
  
  The parrot bawks: "You bloody loser!", laughing at the pirate.
  
  > examine jacket
  An expensive looking dinner jacket the economy students of Munich like to wear. You can see a cartier lighter sticking out from one of its pockets.
  
  The parrot bawks: "You bloody loser!", laughing at the pirate.
  
  > take lighter
  Taken.
  
  The parrot bawks: "You bloody loser!", laughing at the pirate.
  
  > examine lighter
  The cartier lighter is currently switched off.
  
  The parrot bawks: "You bloody loser!", laughing at the pirate.
  
  > ask the pirate about Facebook
  "Facebook? Arrrr, a mighty damn fine social network it is, young fella. I surfed the seven seas of the interweb, and i know all about it." He grabs your fartroid smartphone. "Arrrr, a Rrrrrrottorrrrrrola. You don't seem to know how to operate your Facebook app, do ya? Lemme handle that." He plays around with your smartphone for a little while, leaving bloody fingerprints on the display. "Here ya go, landlubber! Now y'arr ready to set sail for the ultimate procrastination!" He gives you your phone back.
  
  The parrot bawks: "You bloody loser!", laughing at the pirate.
  
  > go south
  The music is really intense here. Huge speakers pump loud basses into the stomachs of the crowd. The floor is filled with people. Weird people.
  
  A cloak room lies to the north. East of here is the DJ booth, guarded by groupies dancing in sync.
  
  Next to one of the gigantic speakers is a freak in a postman's uniform wearing a  sombrero.
  
  In the middle of the dance floor is an ugly naked freak, dancing his butt off. Literally.
  
  A pony-tailed woman in an adidas training suit is standing in a corner with her face to the wall.
  
  > Go east
  With your smartphone ready for Facebook, the groupies let you through to the DJ booth. Phew!
  
  The DJ booth is pretty small and dirty. Behind the mixer, the DJ, ghood, is spinning this crazy music you hear. On CDs...
  
  > look at the dj
  As you approach ghood, he notices you. "Hey, Kong! You're alive!"
  
  He looks at you, exhausted. "This is so fucked up man. We started the party as usual. But all of a sudden, a zombie entered the club, who knows from where, and started biting us. We fell, one by one. I'm the only one left alive! They let me live so i could spin these terrible records they gave me!"
  
  You ask him, "Who do you mean? Who?"
  
  "I don't know! They beat me! It was all fuzzy! A girl gave me this bag of CD-Rs and said that if i'd stop playing their music, the zombies would stop dancing and swarm out on the streets! If i stop playing this music, we're all doomed, Kong, do you understand?!"
  
  You nod, gravely. What's the purpose of all this? And what now?
  
  "You have to do something, Kong. I think all this horror comes from the basement, but you won't get there from the corridor, the door's locked. Maybe there's another way. You know, last month, we had this filmmaker, Jason Scott, on skype to talk about that text adventure movie he made, GET LAMP. And before he switched off, he said we should check out the beer cellar, that there was wisdom to be found there. What if he was right?
  
  Please, Dr. Kong, try to get through to the kitchen and see of you can find something there. Dan will not let you through, but if you ask him about bloody mary, he'll probably leave to find one. All his rotten brain can process is this zombie drink.
  
  And by the way, please bring me a beer while you're in the beer cellar. I'm so thirsty!"
  
  He looks you in the eye, yearningly, and starts spinning music again.
  
  A beep emanates from your smartphone. Looks like you received a Facebook message! You tap on the letter symbol and are faced with the following text from your old pal Mandy95:
  
  "Kong!!! Thank the fucking Baal you finally made it to Facebook! You wouldn't believe what happened to me! I was at that Volxvergnuegen event about text adventures. I just wanted to go to the toilet when I heard that weird black metal music coming from the basement. I opened the door leading to the practice rooms, went down a couple of steps and got hit on the head! When I woke up, I was here in this cell! They're taking my blood every day, although I never see anyone. I just hear this metal music from one of the practice rooms. Something very creepy is happening here, dude! I recently saw Rosemary's Baby, and I'm A+ sure there are some demon worshippers planning some sinister fuckup around here! You gotta help me, man! I don't know, you're always reading these science fiction books, do something, please!"
  
  You pause for a moment, terrified.
  
  This is not weird anymore, this is slowly staggering towards nightmare. You have to find a way to rescue your friend. There must be a way to get down to the basement. The door to the practice rooms seems blocked, but maybe you can get to a lower level from the kitchen? And what's wrong with all these people? They look like zombies!
  
  > ask Dan about the bloody mary
  Dan disappears somewhere in the kitchen! Seems like ghood was right!
  
  > go to the west
  The kitchen is a bloody mess. There's nothing to be found here. To the north is the beer cellar.
  
  > turn on lighter
  You switch the cartier lighter on.
  
  A small room with empty shelves on all sides except to the south, where the room leads back to the kitchen.
  
  You can see a case of beer (in which is a bottle of beer) here.
  
  > take the bottle
  Taken.
  
  > examine the case
  The case of beer is empty.
  
  > examine the beer
  (the bottle of beer)
  Augustiner.
  
  > turn off lighter
  You switch the cartier lighter off.
  
  > Go east
  This is the bar area of the club. As usual, it's VERY crowded in here. People are trying to get through to the counter on the west side of the room or the toilets to the north. The dance floor is east of here.
  
  You can see Hipster and Style-O-Chick here.
  
  > Go east
  The DJ booth is pretty small and dirty. Behind the mixer, the DJ, ghood, is spinning this crazy music you hear. On CDs...
  
  > give the bottle to the dj
  Ghood just says "Hey, thanks, I didn't think you'd return. You know, I'm just here to tell you to go to the beer cellar, dude."
  
  > look at what you're carrying with you
  You are carrying:
  a cartier lighter
  a ticket
  a blue flyer
  a pack of fags (open)
  a folded poem
  sixteen cigarettes
  a sticker
  some money
  a fartroid smartphone
  a tattered shoulder-bag (being worn and open)
  a red flyer
  an apple
  
  > Dance
  You act like Sheik Yerbouti for some time. Yowzah!
  
  > Go south
  (first opening the big green door)
  
  The door closes behind you.
  
  You are standing outside of the club. Basses are pumping. You can enter the building through a big green door to the north or go east around the corner to the side of the building.
  
  Above you is the night sky.
  
  You can see Technodude and Electrowoman here.
  
  > go to the east
  You're standing east of the club, under the night sky. It's pretty quiet here. Steam rises from a grate in the pavement.
  
  You can go back to the front door by moving south.
  
  You can see a fag machine here.
  
  > Light cigarette
  This dangerous act would achieve little.
  
  > Smoke cigarette
  You smoke a cigarette.
  
  > turn on lighter
  You switch the cartier lighter on.
  
  A small room with empty shelves on all sides except to the south, where the room leads back to the kitchen.
  
  You can see a case of beer (empty) here.
  
  > take the case
  You put the case of beer on the concrete floor. On the wall behind the shelf is some writing!
  
  > examine the writing
  It says "xyzzy: magic word for time traveling"
  
  > Xyzzy
  You get all fuzzy and the room seems to circle around you; for a short moment, you are reminded of the last time you took LSD...when you feel normal again....you hear someone's voice from afar:
  
  "Thanks everybody for having me, it's been a pleasure. Colin asked me to give you all some advice for your lives, and all I can say is: Don't forget to ask about the banana; and check out the beer cellar. There's wisdom to be found there. Goodbye!"
  
  You open you eyes to see.....
  
  A small room with empty shelves on all sides except to the south, where the room leads back to the kitchen.
  
  You can see a case of beer (empty) here.
  
  > go south
  Everything is neat and tidy here.
  
  You can see a CD here.
  
  > look at the cd
  Best of Dieter Bohlen. Yuck!
  
  > take it
  YOU DO NOT WANT THIS!
  
  > Go east
  It's pretty deserted here. You can hear voices from the dance floor.
  
  > Go east
  Rows of chairs are lined up in front of a projection screen . A video beamer is projecting a skype startup screen. Cool people are hanging out, chatting, laughing. The walls are covered in words scribbled on black paper. You can make out the words "GET LAMP", "WHAT IS A GRUE" and "OH BOY! ARE WE GONNA DO SOMETHING DANGEROUS NOW?".
  
  Paula is here. She is wearing a blue wig and black-and-white striped espandrillos.
  
  A guy who calls himself Anonymeuss is here. His eyes are hidden behind a black bar.
  
  You can also see Jana, Moritz, Robo and Lale here.
  
  > look at Paula
  Her gray and faded hair covers most of her face. She's got a beer bottle in her lap, but it's definitely not beer she's drinking.
  
  > examine Jana
  She's wearing dark lilac stockings that go up to her knees, blue puffy trousers and a black pullover.
  
  > examine Moritz
  Blue-white striped shirt, and 3/4 length pants. Aye.
  
  > examine Robo
  A small white robot with glowing red electronic eyes. He's walking around the room, flirting with the girls.
  
  > examine Lale
  She's wearing yellow tights, short jeans and a yellow top. One her head is a crown. She's jumping, singing, chewing her fingernails and drinking beer. At the same time. She's funny.
  
  > Go north
  A couple of nerds are hunched in front of three laptops displaying only text. They seem very excited.
  
  Achim is here. He's wearing a grungy flannel shirt with a banana tucked into the front pocket. He's sporting a neon-yellow key chain that drops to his ankles without a key attached to it. A button that looks like a nipple is fixed to the left side of his shirt.
  
  You can also see Laptop #3, Laptop #2 and Laptop #1 here.
  
  > examine banana
  It's a banana.
  
  > ask the achim about the banana
  He grabs the banana, peels it and eats it in one go. As he does so, a key drops from his pocket to the floor!
  
  > go east
  The DJ booth is locked during cultural events.
  
  > go west
  It's pretty deserted here. You can hear voices from the dance floor.
  
  > go north
  A narrow corridor with doors to the restroom for women to the east and the restroom to the west. A door leads to the cellar below.
  
  > go west
  Noone's in here, and I suggest you leave, too. The stench is almost unbearable.
  
  > unlock the door with the key
  You unlock the cellar door.