text: [Themes: Humor, dog, based on songs, Source Code, slavery]
  
  > Look around
  You stand in a vast maze of shelves and low tables cluttered with all the pots and less interesting artefacts that haven't won a place in the public parts of the museum.
  
  There's a pile of whale bones here.
  
  You can also see a pair of secateurs here.
  
  > S trinkets
  YI only understood you as far as wanting to s the long thin wires.
  
  > examine the trinkets
  The holding room is full of the cultural detritus of ages. And pots. Lots of pots. Apparently, the only thing that consistently survives each era is a culture's equivalent to Tupperware.
  
  > examine the tables
  The low tables mostly just hold uninteresting pots, but one of them has a massive crate on it.
  
  > Examine crate
  It's a massive crate with an Australian postage mark on the side- it's currently nailed shut.
  
  > Go west
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a plot relevant high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  > go to the west
  You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.
  
  In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.
  
  You can also see a crowbar here.
  
  > put the dolphin in the skip
  > BACK CORrYou throw the stuffed dolphin into the skip.
  
  > go to the east
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an incredibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  > Go east
  You stand in a vast maze of shelves and low tables cluttered with all the pots and less interesting artefacts that haven't won a place in the public parts of the museum.
  
  There's a pile of whale bones here.
  
  On a low table is a massive crate (closed).
  
  You can also see a pair of secateurs here.
  
  > examine the artefacts
  The holding room is full of the cultural detritus of ages. And pots. Lots of pots. Apparently, the only thing that consistently survives each era is a culture's equivalent to Tupperware.
  
  > pry the crate with crowbar
  You pry open the crate, revealing a severely over-stuffed koala within.
  
  > look at the koala
  The taxidermist evidently had never seen a living koala, and so did not know when to stop stuffing the late marsupial. It's almost bursting at its clearly visible seams.
  
  > hug the koala
  You can only do that to something animate.
  
  > take the koala
  You give the koala a pull, but it's too overstuffed to remove.
  
  > drop the crowbar
  Dropped.
  
  > cut the koala
  You shear into the overstuffed koala, revealing a mound of treated straw bursting out of its abdomen.
  
  > examine the straw
  There's really so much more stuffing that you'd imagine could fit in a single koala.
  
  > take the koala
  You pull out the koala, revealing a slightly squashed stuffed echidna underneath.
  
  > examine the echidna
  YIt's a slightly squashed prickly monotreme. Given that it's stuffed, it's not likely it'll lay eggs any time soon.
  
  > Examine crate
  You've broken open the massive crate.
  
  > drop the echidna
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an improbably high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.
  
  In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.
  
  Dropped.
  
  > take the whale
  PRYED OPEN.
  
  > >p
  Back Corridor
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an impossibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  You stand in a vast maze of shelves and low tables cluttered with all the pots and less interesting artefacts that haven't won a place in the public parts of the museum.
  
  There's a pile of whale bones here.
  
  On a low table is a massive crate (empty).
  
  You can also see an over-stuffed koala, a pair of secateurs, a treated straw stuffing and a crowbar here.
  
  The bones are very bulky but surprisingly light.
  
  > drop the whale
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a significantly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.
  
  In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.
  
  You can also see a stuffed echidna here.
  
  Dropped.
  
  > take the koala
  Back Corridor
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a plot relevant high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  You stand in a vast maze of shelves and low tables cluttered with all the pots and less interesting artefacts that haven't won a place in the public parts of the museum.
  
  On a low table is a massive crate (empty).
  
  You can also see an over-stuffed koala, a pair of secateurs, a treated straw stuffing and a crowbar here.