text: [Themes: sci-fi, humor]
  
  You come to the conclusion that your computer has a virus (probably your roommates fault) and shut it down. You hear a knock at the door of your apartment. You go to the door and see a well dressed man.
  
  Man:"Hello sir. Are you interested in helping to expand our knowledge of science?"
  
  You:"Depends on what kind of science your talking about here and how much the pay is."
  
  Man:"We are testing a new drink that is supposed to increase the strength, stamina, and agility in whoever digests it. We pay $500 per day, But can you really put a price on science?"
  
  You:"What if something goes wrong?"
  
  Man:"If there is any harm done, we will pay you $100,000 and treat the side effect for free."
  
  You:"Well, I really need a job... I'll consider it."
  
  Man:"Thank you sir. Here's our business card. The name is John by the way."
  
  You:"Thanks."
  
  You shut the door and walk to the living room.
  
  You look at the card the man gave you. There is a number and the words prohibitos autem scientiam in the corner, whatever that means.
  
  > call the number
  You decide to call the number and see about getting an interview. The phone rings only once before someone answers
  
  Phone:"This is John. Thank you for calling prohibitos autem scientiam. Are you interested in a job?"
  
  You are surprised by how fast this guy answered the phone.
  
  You:"Yes. I would like to apply."
  
  John:"WONDERFUL! Just come on by whenever you get the chance and we will run a physical to see if you are eligible to help us with our next discoveries. You can find us at 22 Arid Avenue in Chesterfield."
  
  You:"Thank you sir."
  
  You hear a click as the phone call abruptly ends. How rude. You decide to make your way down there. you arrive at 22 Arid Avenue to find a building that you never knew was there. You enter to see a woman typing away at the front desk.
  
  You:"Yes, I'm here to apply for the job."
  
  The woman points to a door beside her desk and continues typing.
  
  You:"Thank you ma'am."
  
  These people are rude.
  
  You find a long hallway with many doors and a tall man at the end. He walks up to greet you.
  
  Ben:"Hello there. I've been expecting you. I'm Ben. If you'll follow me, we are just going to get you checked out and we will get ready to start running some tests."
  
  You follow Ben to a room no different from a doctor's office. He sits you on a table and checks your heart rate, breathing, things like that. He finishes up by asking about any allergies. You have none. He looks at his tablet and nods.
  
  Ben:"You check out just fine. Are you ready to start testing?"
  
  You:"Sure! How much am I getting paid again?"
  
  Ben:"$500 a day. $100,000 if something goes wrong and we will fix it for free. I almost forgot, do you have any family? Just in case something goes wrong."
  
  You:"No. Not close family anyways."
  
  Ben:"Very well. Let's get a move on. There is science to be done!"
  
  You follow Ben to a large room set up like an obstacle course and hands you a clipboard.
  
  Ben:"Just sign this contract and we can begin."
  
  You sign it and return it to Ben.
  
  Ben enters a room that you only assume is the observation room. You hear his voice over the speakers.
  
  Ben:"Ok. Just give this a quick run through."
  
  They didn't say anything about exercise. Oh well. Beggars can't be choosers. You run the course climbing walls, jumping gaps and ledges, falling off ledges, running on small walkways, falling off small walkways. You are really bad at this aren't you. Ben has you run it a few times until you can get it right.
  
  Ben:"Ok, now that you can actually make it through the course, I want you to drink the liquid on the table over there."
  
  You look at the strange green liquid. It reeks of urine and some other unknown smell and you question if drinking it is really the best choice.
  
  > drink the Green liquid
  Bottoms up! You decide to drink the strange liquid. It tastes of hair and something else. You barely manage to stomach it. After a minute of coughing and gaging, you can finally breath normally. Soon you notice a burning sensation in your throat.
  
  You:"Can I get a glass of water? That drink was terrible."
  
  Ben:"We haven't added any flavoring yet. We apologize for the inconvenience, there is a water fountain on the wall to your left"
  
  You run to the fountain faster than you have ever run before and drink until you can't hold anymore. That drink works fast. The burning is gone but you then notice a tingling sensation throughout the rest of your body. Looks like you got more than you bargained for. Your teeth begin to sharpen, and your nails turn into claws, your face becomes longer, and your body becomes covered in hair. You can probably guess where this is going so I'm not going to explain anymore. You shouldn't have drank that.
  
  Ben:"Odd. I don't recall that being one of the effects. Run the course anyway and we will try and get that fixed."
  
  > run the course
  Hoping that the company will stay true to their word, you run the course with ease. Even after all the practice you had prior to drinking the experimental goo, you still had great difficulty. You are able to run faster, your balance is greater, and you can climb faster and jump higher. Ben is impressed with how quickly you complete the course.
  
  Ben:"Excellent. You have broken the record of our most trained staff. Now, I would like to study the change you have gone through."
  
  > Accept
  You don't see any harm in letting the scientists do a few tests on you as long as they change you back after. You accept.
  
  You:"I guess I could let you run a few tests on me. Just turn me back when your done."
  
  Ben:"Alright. We would like to thank you for giving yourself to science. Please, follow me."
  
  You are following ben down the hall to an examination room when someone grabs you from behind and holds a cloth over your face. You struggle and then black out. When you come through, you are on a table with a collar placed securely around your neck and Ben is standing beside you.
  
  Ben:"Sorry about that. You are too valuable to us and we want to make sure we don't have any problems with you. Follow our instructions, and that shock collar will never have to be used."
  
  A few years pass and you forget what it was like before you drank that liquid. You forget what it is like to be human, or to have freedom. You imagine what it would be like to be on the outside with the wind flowing through your fur, free and without worry. You are snapped out of your dream as your caretaker prepares you for your flee bath. If only you had gotten to work on time. You wouldn't be in this situation, knowing only these dark walls and the court yard that they let you run around in as a reward for good behavior.