text: You're not about to go traipsing across the world to save a bunch of hippy freaks from some dumb ass Martians.
  
  "I don't think so Moreau, see ya around." You say and get up to leave the bar, before anyone else asks you for any favors. You don't get two feet outside of the place and suddenly you're assaulted by a terrible smell. The stench is not unlike that of hot garbage during a heat wave. You turn around holding your nose and see Andre with his big ol' stupid grotesque fly head.
  
  "Hey Wolf... Can you spare me some money?" he asks
  "Fuck Andre! Stand the hell away from me! What the hell? Did you roll around in a septic tank?"
  "Uh no, I just ate some fresh turds back in the alleyway... "
  "I don't even know why I asked you that, I already knew the answer. Ugh." you say continuing to hold your nose.
  "They tasted pretty good to me. Hey, but I could use some of that sweet sugar. You got any spare change so I can get me a box of the stuff?"
  "Fuck no! I barely have enough money for me! Phew! Just get the fuck away!"
  "Aw come on, help a brother out."
  "Broth...  what the... look nevermind, I ain't got time for this shit Andre, if you want sugar so bad just go into a fast food place and stock up on those little free packets!"
  "I can't! A lot of those places use that artificial sugar now! Don't those idiotic humans know that stuff can cause cancer?! Besides whenever they see me coming they start spraying raid on me and hitting me in the head with swatters. I've even attempted to sneak in quietly, but they always seem to sense I'm coming, I can never understand how they do that."
  "Gee, I can't imagine how they'd be able to do it, Andre." You say still holding your nose futility trying to block out Andre's odor.
  "I just wish I could get with Janice, she's got ALL the sugar! (Buzz) But she won't have anything to do with me; She thinks I'm just low class trash."
  "Well if you're eating shit, I'd say she's pretty much right."
  "It's not just her sugar I'm after though, I think she's beautiful! She has such heavenly wings, and a nice abdomen! Yep she really kept herself in good condition after all these years. (Buzz)"
  "Yeah that's real nice Andre, tell someone who cares."
  
  You start to leave and then Andre has the nerve to grab you by the arm.
  
  "Wolf, please you gotta help me out! I can't live like this anymore, I thought I could being part fly and all, but it's getting too bad! I'm nearly killed everywhere I go and I'm getting too old to defend myself adequately! Humans hate the sight of me and I disgust them! I need to a home! Janice has a home! You gotta help me convince her that we should be together! Look, you know she's rich too! You said you were in need of money too right? Maybe if we're successful, something can be worked out."
  > memories (Janice)
  The Wasp Woman: Janice Starlin
  
  Even before she became another insect hybrid, she was a "WASP" in every sense of the word, though "Nazi" might be even more appropriate.
  
  Janice likes to keep her past a secret, but for those in the know, she was sympathetic to the Germans during WW II. It's one of the reasons why she wasn't in "showbiz" for too long. (Showbiz and Anti-Semitism isn't a good combination)
  
  Even without being a Nazi sympathizer, she was still a stuck up rich human bitch who came from "Old Money". She was obsessed with her youth and looks and being an actress she was even more fanatical about it. As with all humans they can't stop the ravages time without a little help, either supernatural or scientific. She attempted supernatural first, and tried to get one of those parasitic bloodsuckers to turn her. It would've been perfect for her; the problem was no vampire was willing to do it. The bloodsuckers are monsters, but even they tend to frown upon Nazis. (Of course Werewolves aren't fond of Nazis either) Indeed, most Vampires have roots in the "Old country" (Not any particular country, just all of them) and as such most originally have Slavic or even Jewish backgrounds. (Which might explain why crosses don't really work so well in real life as opposed to the crap they show in movies) and since Fagula is the head cocksucker... erm bloodsucker in charge, no vampire was going to defy him, even if they wanted to.
  
  Janice resorted to scientific means, so she hired some mad scientist type who was working on a youth serum based on wasp jelly. You're not exactly familiar with the technical stuff involved, but what basically happened was a typical mad scientist "accident" and the shit turned her into a half wasp creature. Though while not as spectacularly as bad as Andre's "accident", it was horrific for her and ended her career as a "normal" actress.
  
  This transformation didn't make her disposition any better, if anything she just got meaner and more condescending. When she "arrived" in the monster world, she constantly would go on about how she was superior to everyone else and why. (Though she didn't say anything about the bloodsuckers since despite them shunning her she still always wanted to be one)
  
  After the show biz career started to dry up for her, she went back to being a typical rich shut in who never left her mansion. It's not like she had to work, being independently wealthy and all.
  
  Nobody's really had any contact with her since.