text: [Themes: horror, humor, horror]
  
  Outnumbered or not, you're not about to let some overgrown insect mouth off to you like that!
  
  "Impotent?! Fuck off, you fucking transantsexual! Everyone knows that all of you drones are fucking females that don't get to mate! That explains why you're all hostile all the time. I'd be hostile too if I wasn't getting any, unless you're all dyking it out and using those mandible on each others abdomens! Now let me in, I'm suppose to give this letter to Janice!"
  "Insolent dog! First of all drones are fucking MALE dipshit! Use the correct terminology at least! And second, you're not getting in here! You're a lowly mammal! You will leave now or become melted down for food!"
  "I'm not leaving until I give this letter to Janice!"
  
  You half expect THEM to open up the gates and attack you, but surprisingly one of THEM steps forward and addressed you in a more civilized manner.
  
  "Look, what's so important in the goddamn letter that it has to be taken to her Majesty?"
  "Its some love nonsense from Andre..."
  
  As soon as you mention Andre, all of THEM begin clicking their mandibles.
  
  "Andre? That fly fucker who's been stalking the Queen for years?"
  "Yeah, apparently he's been trying give this letter to her; he says you guys chase him off, so he's got me to do it. He says she'll instantly fall in love with him after she reads it, I think he's wasting his time, but there's no point in telling him that."
  "So do you think he'll stop stalking her, if this letter was finally delivered, regardless of the outcome?"
  "I dunno, maybe." You say.
  "Alright, give me the letter I'll take it to her, we're sick of that smell every time he comes around here anyway."
  
  > insist that you take it to her in person
  "I don't think so; I want to make sure this gets to her, so you can just let me in."
  "Well then you can shove that letter up your ass and pull it back out and give it to Andre to eat, because you ain't getting in here mutt. We'll not let your inferior kind pollute the Hive. Leave, you're not wanted here."
  
  It's obvious that they don't know anything about you, because they'd know that anyone telling you that you're not wanted somewhere is the surest way of causing you to get in on purpose out of sheer spite.
  
  "Well I guess I'll just..." you stop talking and grab the guard's big ant head through the bars of the gate and smash it towards you causing green stuff to leak out. You then retreat back to you bike when the rest open up the gate to punish you. The fools now have the gate open! While they attempt to catch you, you maneuver your bike around THEM to avoid their attacks and drive towards the mansion.
  
  A general alarm is raised and soon there are ants all over the estate attempting to catch you. You'd never be able to fight them all. As you get closer to the mansion you notice its several entrances. You can either drive your bike into one of these hive tunnels or just drive your bike through one of the low mansion windows.
  
  > drive through a window
  You're not about to get yourself lost in some insect tunnels, besides knowing that stuck up wasp bitch, she'd still live in her mansion area. You drive up on a raised part of the ground and jump your bike through one of the first floor windows. The glass breaks and several house ants get out of your way except one who you land on and crush. You fly off your bike "Shit!" you exclaim as you slam into the wall.
  
  You quickly recover and find yourself surrounded by more ant people. These ants aren't as big as the ones outside, but that hardly matters. They seem a little more shocked than anything though.
  
  "Eeek! There's a filthy mammal in the Hive! Protect the queen! Protect the queen! Where are the soldiers?!" one yells and then they all let off an ear piecing sound
  
  Speaking of the soldiers, they're heading towards the broken window you just crashed through, you need to get to Janice NOW. You punch your way through the house ants. In the ensuing scuffle you rip off a couple of antennas, this seems to have a desired incapacitating effect on THEM and they begin twitching on the floor.
  
  "Oh yeah, I forgot that they need those things." You say as you run up an ornate staircase with a fistful of antennas in your hand.
  
  You go through fancy room through fancy room (Mostly filled with expensive items, lots of sugar and some strange looking symbols) looking for Janice, until you finally reach a large bedroom with several mirrors. A bipedal insect creature stares into one of the mirrors brushing her hair. She turns around and a low angry buzz is sounded when she sees you. She flaps her wings and flies towards you.
  
  "AN INFERIOR MAMMAL IN MY HIVE? YOUR KIND WILL SOON BE ERADICATED FROM THE EARTH! INSECTS SHALL RULE ONCE AGAIN! THE TRUE MASTER RACE!" she shouts.
  
  You're not exactly surprised that she doesn't want to see you.
  
  > attack her
  You don't exactly know what's going on here with the insectfest, but given Janice's outburst it's apparent she's been planning something and whatever it is; you don't feel like putting up with it later. Better to kill her now, than wake up one day and finding your cabin in the middle of another giant insect and human war. Besides you can kill her, rob the place, and make your escape, so this trip won't be a total loss.
  
  Plus there's the fact you need to prove to this bitch that you don't care how big they are, all of them are still a bunch of lowly fucking bugs.
  
  Janice attempts to sting you, but you dodge and grab one of her mirrors. Your next move is throwing it in an attempt to decapitate her, she flies out of the way, but happily it hits a soldier ant in the head who was attempting to come in the doorway.
  
  "Filthy mammal! How dare you come here to try to kill me, don't you know that you're..."
  
  While she's giving another speech, you grab her leg and slam her to the floor. Then you proceed to stomp on her back, crushing her wings. While she attempts to crawl away, you grab her stinger and pull it out; this is followed by a dying shriek as you've ripped the poison sack out which was attached to the rest of her insides. Your claws are covered with bug guts.
  
  A few more Ant soldiers come inside, but you use the stinger as a weapon and stab THEM in the chest with it squeezing the sac filling their bodies with deadly poison. They die convulsing horribly on the floor.
  
  Before more can arrive you look through some of her drawers and find some money lying around, you take that and the diamond rings on her fingers. Before escaping out the window, you throw Andre's letter at her corpse.
  
  "I believe I was supposed to deliver this to you."
  
  Your escape is fortunately uneventful, but you lost your bike, so you have to walk home which sucks. Eventually you get back to your town where you stop at the bar to have a drink. You're about to enjoy your drink, when that revolting odor hits you again.
  
  "Wolf! You're back, so what happened? Did she like my letter?"
  "Eh, let's just say she didn't have any reaction to it...Andre I don't think she'll ever be interested."
  Andre looks a bit saddened by the news.
  "Oh. I guess you were right."
  "Here, here's a c-note, knock yourself out on sugar." You say giving him a hundred dollars.
  "Well thanks Wolf, see ya around." Andre says cheering up almost immediately and running out of the bar.
  
  The bartender speaks up about your uncharacteristic charity.
  
  "Wow, Wolf that was out of character for you."
  "Yeah well keep the drinks coming, I'll get back into character soon enough."