text: [Themes: modern, humor]
  
  You see that it is empty. She obviously isn't in here.
  
  > go to Mrs. Fuddmeadow's Office
  You run into Mrs. Fuddmeadow's office and see Jenny sitting at the desk, writing students' names in the grade book. She looks up and innocently asks
  
  Umm...can I help you?
  
  > say "Give me the key, now!"
  She replies:
  What key? What are you talking about? I'm just a gym aide.
  
  > say "If I don't have a key in my hand in two seconds, it's going to get violent in here."
  You deliver a powerful back-hand accross her face, giving her a fat lip. She says, crying:
  Please... (sniff)...I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Please leave, I am going to call Mrs. Fuddmeadow in a second.
  
  > go away so you don't get introuble with Mrs. Fuddmeadow
  You walk away and go back to gym class. Mrs. Fuddmeadow sees you walk in and asks where you were. Before you can answer, she drags you inter her office. The door closes by itself and you start to hear music from the Omen series. You go to grab the door handle, but it burns your hand. The room starts to get very, very hot and you start to see Mrs. Fuddmeadows shadow "suck" her body and grow to a dark creature. You hear a very demonic laugh and one of the demon's huge hands grabs you and picks you up.
  
  It tosses you in its mouth and you seem to be falling in a dark pit. You fall for a while and land in some kind of liquid. There is a very bad smell, almost like burning flesh. You realize that it is your flesh burning in the acid you landed into.
  
  You are consumed by the demon. You lose.
  
  You deliver a powerful back-hand accross her face, giving her a fat lip. She says, crying:
  Please... (sniff)...I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Please leave, I am going to call Mrs. Fuddmeadow in a second.
  
  > keep trying to get the key
  You say to her:
  Tell you what, I'll go away as soon as I get the key!
  
  You give her another powerful backhand, giving her a bloody nose. She whinces in pain and starts to say:
  What are you talking-- another backhand interupts her talking.
  
  > say "I know you know what I'm talking about!"
  She refuses to give you the key. You jump over the desk and knock over her and the chair over. While she is on the ground, you give her a elbow drop to the kneck, knocking her unconsious.
  
  You still have no idea where the key is, and time is running out.
  
  > search her
  You do a quick frisk of her unconsious body and find a key with a rubber attachment that says "Phys-Ed Is Great!"
  
  > go back to class
  You run back to class. Mrs Fuddmeadow hasn't noticed you have left. Roy G. Biv sees you and gestures to hold on for a second. He picks up a basketball, yells for some one to catch the ball. He "misses" and the ball hits Mrs. Fuddmeadow, again, straight in the face. She flies back and then lands on the ground.
  
  > unlock the door and go in the closet to rescue everyone
  You go in the closet and it is filled with baseball bats, basket balls, and a lot of other sports stuff.
  
  There are no prisoners in here.
  
  > shut the door and tell Roy G. Biv
  You go out and tell Roy G. Biv. He shakes his head in dissapointment and says, well there is nothing we can do.
  
  You go in the closet and it is filled with baseball bats, basket balls, and a lot of other sports stuff.
  
  There are no prisoners in here.
  
  > search the room
  What would you like to search?
  
  > Shelves with a bunch of misc. Stuff on it
  You start looking on the shelves and see a calculator. You take it, figuring they will never use it. There is nothing out of the ordinary, though.
  
  > continue ...
  What would you like to search?
  
  > First Aid cabinet
  While you you go to search that, you trip and fall and land on your new calculator you just stole. It snaps in half.
  
  Moments later, the shelves start to move. The entire wall turns around, revealing a secret passage. It closes again, then opens, then closes, then opens. Perhaps because the "calculator" was broken.
  
  > go in the secret passage
  You walk down a cooridor. It is at a decline and taking you underground. You follow it to the end and see three doors.
  
  > Door Number 1
  You reveal another cooridor that goes up, most likely to another part of the building.
  
  > follow it
  It leads you to a door. You attempt to open up the door, but it is locked.
  
  > Door Number 2
  You open it up and see a large room, divided in half by steel jail bars. You hear some one yell:
  Back again? How do you think you are going to get away with locking us all up?
  
  You walk closer to the bars see Number 1, Number 2 Number 3, Number 4, Number 5, all in their black Fairview Cult cloaks, Jerry Pimpavelli, and a bunch of other cult buddies.
  
  Number 3 says, Hey! Aren't you the one who found out about the elections?
  
  You nod.
  
  > Continue...
  Number 5 tells you to press the red button on the wall that is right under the green button. You press it and stop hearing the high pitched noise that you thought was just part of your immagination.
  
  High voltage stops running through the bars and Number 5 runs over to the lock on the bars, plays with it for a few seconds with lockpicks and opens up the door. Everyone starts to file out of the jail cell.
  
  > Continue...
  You walk up the cooridor followed by all of the prisoners. You walk through the secret door and into the closet. Before you open up the door you say:
  One sec, I'll handle this
  
  You grab a basketball from the rack and open the door slightly. While Mrs. Fuddmeadow turns her head away, you whip the ball as hard as you can at her head. She falls face first onto the floor.
  
  Number 2 laughs and says
  We'll take it from here ... thanks for your help.
  
  > Continue...
  Mrs. Fuddmeadow gets up and you start walking towards Roy G. Biv. He is chuckling. You tell him what happened and he is very impressed. Mrs. Fuddmeadow is about to come over to you to question you about missing from class for three minutes when the bell rings. You run out of class, avoiding Mrs. Fuddmeadow.
  
  > Continue...
  You follow everyone outside to the football field. There is some one pushing the huge M&M masocot The principal gets on the podium and gets ready to tell everyone to help themselves to free food.
  
  > Continue...
  You see the Finast hot dog mascot running around, lauhing an annoying giggle. The principal starts to talk, but the microphone does not work. Instead, the voice of Number 1 is heard throughout the football field:
  Hello folks, this is Number 1, of the Fairview Cult. Many of you were wondering where I was today -- I was held captive so I would be unable to tell everyone what I am about say. Thanks to the help of dedicated Fairview Cult members, we were able to escape.
  
  Everyone is looking around, wondering. The FCAFC police are unplugging cords, trying to make him stop ...
  
  The FCAFC, the Family Council Against the Fairview Cult, wanted to rid you of the Fairview Cult for once and for all. They decided to put a little drug called Agent Green in the food and then brainwash everyone with anti-Fairview Cult propaganda. So, what ever you do, don't eat the food.
  
  The audience goes "awwwwww." Number 1 continues:
  We hate to inconvience everyone like this, so we called and order 200 pizzas. That should be enough for everyone. Thank you, and enjoy the rest of the day.
  
  > Continue...
  Their microphone turns back on and you hear the principal and assistant principal
  
  Stop this! Some one .... ummm... I guess we ummm ... *ahem* had some technial difficulties folks. *ahem* About the poison *ahem* there is nothing in the food, folks! Who are you going to believe? A CULT who prints independent student newspapers that are UNCENSURED, gives free popsicles on "SCORCHER" days, and sells teeshirts? Or are you going to trust us, the legit leaders of the school?
  
  A number of students laugh, but the principal continues:
  Come on folks, don't believe them!
  
  A group of cult-buddies started to have fun with the giant hot dog mascot
  
  > Continue...
  The principal tries to speak again, but everyone starts booing him. While he's trying to explain himself, a huge Pizza Palace truck pulls up.
  
  The principal tries tells everyone that the cult poisoned the food and not to eat it. The pizza guys start passing out pizzas and everyone feasts. You look at the principal and smile.