text: Nervously playing with a hidden string from your suit, you remember that Ray wanted you to talk about how 2014 Tuition was helping the broader community. In essence, to give the employees a cause to rally behind: a cause beyond themselves.
  
  'I wanted to expand our influence to the broader community. Through the internet, we can help any person around the world become educated in mathematics. We can expand our innovative curriculum to raise the education standard of our populace. Now isn't that something to which we can all contribute?
  
  The group receives your opening spiel splendidly, erupting into thunderous applause.
  
  James shows a big smile on his face, and asks you 'What's in school tuition for us though?'
  
  You think quickly and promulgate 'My fellow tutors, you've felt that vivid pleasure of helping someone grow as a person. To create opportunities for them they otherwise would not have had. Now you can reach out and experience that pleasure tenfold by helping an entire class at once - and this is our greatest reward!'
  
  The group starts cheering as they pump their fists in the air like you're AC/DC, sharing your conviction for the greater purpose of the company and their loyalty to its cause.
  
  James thanks you for your allegory and as you leave the stage and take your seat, James projects his voice like a surround sound system and, pointing to you, declares 'Comrades, THIS young man exemplifies our future! We should all be like him, and convey our passion and our generous spirit to our students. By taking our education to the schools, we build up our future and the future of other societies.' James reflects, pondering if he should say anything else. 'You know what, we should toast to that!' Everyone charges their glass with wine or vodka and toasts 'To their future!'.
  
  Upon returning to his seat, James commends you on your speech with a handshake and stuns you with 'I'll be promoting you to second-in-command of my company, along with our friend Ray.' You don't know what to say, other than thanks!
  
  'Right, very well deserved!' Ray congratulates, shaking your hand.
  
  Well, you've done it.
  
  Everything in your world is falling into place - you have a fulfilling job and sizeable salary now, a nice girlfriend and you are independent. You are making big things happen. At this point, you deserve to celebrate for once in your life, don't you think?
  
  > order a Pub Meal
  It only takes one dumb drunk moment to throw away a life of opportunity, and you aren't taking any chances. You've never drunk much alcohol before in any case, so you don't know how exactly it will affect your body and influence your actions.
  
  You spot some delectable options on the pub menu though, and order a steak and chips with ketchup and greens. Just after you clean your plate, 90s music starts to play and the pub transforms into a disco, with everyone's limbs jiving to the beat. You dance with a few of your female friends, performing some moves you learned at a dance class, which draws the attention of a young girl named Sally who was giving a testimonial earlier. You impress the crowd by performing a fancy drop dance move, Sally momentarily falling away before you latch her back to a straight posture.
  
  After pulling off a spinning routine with Sally, the music stops, and you feel a little indigestion from dancing just after dinner, but you are so happy you don't even care at this stage. You nudge Sally onward as she walks through her slight dizziness and you are about to leave the building with the rest of your colleagues when Sally starts chatting you up.
  
  'Hey, that was so much fun! You're a brilliant speaker and dancer!'
  
  You still aren't totally used to this much praise, so you modestly say 'Uh thanks, I wouldn't say I'm that brilliant though...'
  
  'Hah, you're one of those guys who is so capable they are aware of their own shortcomings. I think it's called the Dunning-Kruger effect...anyway, how about you show me some more of your talents upstairs?'
  
  You're wondering if you can believe what you are hearing. 'Come again?'
  
  'There's only one vacant room upstairs, we've both had a bit to drink so let's get there before another person takes it!'
  
  Well, you haven't had anything to drink, but there is something appealing about Sally, and not just because she's your first lovestruck fan effectively throwing herself at you right now. How will you play this out?
  
  > spend the Night with Sally
  You're a star for an evening and you don't know if you'll revel in that again, so you'll milk this for all it's worth.
  
  You rush into the room upstairs with Sally and engage in the carnal pleasures, but as you are finishing up, a corporate figure springs the two of you.
  
  It's James. D'oh! Had it been one of the other employees you might have escaped unpunished from this affair, but James, raised by deeply religious parents, is a man of principle, and he knows you have a girlfriend because she called his office some days ago when you were a bit delayed coming back from work.
  
  James gasps 'Wow, did all the praise get to your head that fast?' When Sally looks in confusion, James elaborates 'You view your girlfriend as a purely expendable item, don't you?'
  
  Sally despises you for this, screaming 'You didn't tell me you have a girlfriend! You're an abhorrent prick!' You try to calm her down, but she gets dressed as fast as she can and storms out. You're lucky no one else has arrived at the scene; maybe they're all in a drunken stupor already.
  
  With her out of the picture, James psychoanalyses 'I was wrong about you. I thought you were a person of integrity, but now it's blatant you just bullshit your way to ill-gotten gains. Maybe some old cranky boss would condone this behaviour, but I can't have someone like you tarnishing the image of my company by screwing our students.' You start to cry as you know what's about to happen. 'You're fired. Don't expect a Christmas present in the mail from me either'.
  
  You really botched things.
  
  One dumb decision is all it took.
  
  Worse still, James feels morally compelled to make you fully suffer for your injustice, and calls Kim to report he caught you cheating on her. You lose your job, your girlfriend and your rental property, but you never lose the agony of your minimal self-control and sinister nature.