text: [Themes: Prison Drama, prison, escape]
  
  > 1
  Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell number "one" to spend the night in.
  
  You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded and led away from the cell.
  
  When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. No sooner do you see the light, than a fiddle is thrust into your grubby fingertips.
  
  "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band member for They Might Be Giants.
  
  > 2
  Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell number "two" to spend the night in.
  
  You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded and led away from the cell.
  
  For saying the first thing that came to mind, you are brought out into the yard just in time to see dozens of your fellow inmates freed. They've even given some of them instruments!
  
  > 4
  Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell number "four" to spend the night in.
  
  You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded and led away from the cell.
  
  When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. No sooner do you see the light, than a recorder is thrust into your grubby fingertips.
  
  "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band member for They Might Be Giants.
  
  > 9
  Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell number "nine" to spend the night in.
  
  You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded and led away from the cell.
  
  When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. No sooner do you see the light, than a sousaphone is thrust into your grubby fingertips.
  
  "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band member for They Might Be Giants.
  
  > 16
  Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell number "sixteen" to spend the night in.
  
  You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded and led away from the cell.
  
  When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. No sooner do you see the light, than a banjo is thrust into your grubby fingertips.
  
  "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band member for They Might Be Giants.
  
  > 25
  Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell number "twenty-five" to spend the night in.
  
  You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded and led away from the cell.
  
  When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. No sooner do you see the light, than a keyboard is thrust into your grubby fingertips.
  
  "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band member for They Might Be Giants.
  
  > 32761
  Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell number "thirty-two thousand, seven hundred and sixty-one" to spend the night in.
  
  You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded and led away from the cell.
  
  When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. No sooner do you see the light, than a accordion is thrust into your grubby fingertips.
  
  "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band member for They Might Be Giants.
  
  > wait for a while
  Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell number "eighteen thousand, seven hundred and twenty-three" to spend the night in.
  
  You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded and led away from the cell.
  
  For saying the first thing that came to mind, you are brought out into the yard just in time to see dozens of your fellow inmates freed. They've even given some of them instruments!
  
  > One
  You tell The Guv' that you choose cell number "one" to spend the night in.
  
  You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded and led away from the cell.
  
  When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. No sooner do you see the light, than a bass is thrust into your grubby fingertips.
  
  "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band member for They Might Be Giants.
  
  > One
  You tell The Guv' that you choose cell number "one" to spend the night in.
  
  You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded and led away from the cell.
  
  When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. No sooner do you see the light, than a trombone is thrust into your grubby fingertips.
  
  "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band member for They Might Be Giants.