text: [Themes: Fantasy, Surreal]
  
  > Go downward
  The gloomy Store Room has been recently sacked, though racks of Ham & strings of dried Fruit still hang above your head. A bag of Flour has been ripped open, its contents scattered. Hundreds of white Foot-Prints run frantic around the room & up the Stair.
  
  > Go up
  Gluttonous indeed were the the Feasts prepared in this Kitchen while the Baron lived. The huge Ovens now stand cold & unlit, the Crockery smashed & strewn about the floor. The Dining Hall is to the east, & northwards is a small enclosed Yard. A Stair leads downward into darkness.
  
  Here a fat Pig wallows.
  
  The Baron's Fool lies besotted beneath a large Wine-Barrel.
  
  > Go east
  On feast days in years & months past, Lords & favoured Thinkers entered this long Hall from the south, to be served by huge platters of exotic repast from the Kitchen to the west. But now the room stands bare, stripped of its Appointments by some fleeing servant. Only the larger items remain--the long Table & the ornate Chairs.
  
  The Pig follows you.
  
  > go south
  A richly attired Wait Chamber, its walls covered in pagan Frescoes which beckon you to impure thoughts. Chairs arranged near the circular perimeter mingle with Tables for gaming. The chamber becomes the Reception Chamber to the west, the Dining Hall to the north. A small tiled archway leads southwest & to the east is the grand Entry Hall.
  
  The Pig follows you.
  
  > Go east
  In this grand Hall do Heraldry & great Pomp greet the visitor to this Keep. Yet a visitor, betrayed, can quickly become a prisoner--a metal Portcullis to the east now separates you from the threshold. You must take your leave instead to the round Chamber that lies westward, or else attend one of the two archways to the north & south.
  
  A wooden Wheel is mounted on the wall, near the Portcullis.
  
  The Pig follows you.
  
  > hug Pig
  The Pig snorts.
  
  The Pig rolls & twists on the Ground.
  
  > hug Pig
  The Pig snorts.
  
  The Pig sniffs at the ground.
  
  > hug Pig
  The Pig snorts.
  
  The Pig rubs up against you.
  
  > hug Pig
  The Pig snorts.
  
  The Pig shuffles to the north.
  
  > Go north
  An Armoury, stocked by the Baron for a siege but unable to protect him from the vengeance of the Almighty. Amidst the Armour, Weaponry &c. stands an archway to the south.
  
  Here a fat Pig wallows.
  
  The Pig shuffles to the south.
  
  > go south
  In this grand Hall do Heraldry & great Pomp greet the visitor to this Keep. Yet a visitor, betrayed, can quickly become a prisoner--a metal Portcullis to the east now separates you from the threshold. You must take your leave instead to the round Chamber that lies westward, or else attend one of the two archways to the north & south.
  
  Here a fat Pig wallows.
  
  A wooden Wheel is mounted on the wall, near the Portcullis.
  
  The Pig wanders over to the heavy Portcullis & pokes its snout through on of the gaps in the iron Gate. A wistful look comes across the Pig's face, as it ponders a more carefree time in its life, a time redolent with Rolls in cool Mud & games of [Author's Note: Got Your Snout] with its thirty-seven Grand-Children.
  
  > Turn wheel
  Every muscle in your body strains, and you feel the grinding of faraway Pulleys as the Portcullis slowly lifts open. At last the heavy Machinery catches, and you relax.
  
  > hug Pig
  The Pig snorts.
  
  The Pig shuffles to the west.
  
  > go west
  A richly attired Wait Chamber, its walls covered in pagan Frescoes which beckon you to impure thoughts. Chairs arranged near the circular perimeter mingle with Tables for gaming. The chamber becomes the Reception Chamber to the west, the Dining Hall to the north. A small tiled archway leads southwest & to the east is the grand Entry Hall.
  
  Here a fat Pig wallows.
  
  The Pig shuffles to the north.
  
  > go to the north
  On feast days in years & months past, Lords & favoured Thinkers entered this long Hall from the south, to be served by huge platters of exotic repast from the Kitchen to the west. But now the room stands bare, stripped of its Appointments by some fleeing servant. Only the larger items remain--the long Table & the ornate Chairs.
  
  Here a fat Pig wallows.
  
  > Go north
  On feast days in years & months past, Lords & favoured Thinkers entered this long Hall from the south, to be served by huge platters of exotic repast from the Kitchen to the west. But now the room stands bare, stripped of its Appointments by some fleeing servant. Only the larger items remain--the long Table & the ornate Chairs.
  
  Here a fat Pig wallows.
  
  The Pig rubs up against you.
  
  > Go west
  Gluttonous indeed were the the Feasts prepared in this Kitchen while the Baron lived. The huge Ovens now stand cold & unlit, the Crockery smashed & strewn about the floor. The Dining Hall is to the east, & northwards is a small enclosed Yard. A Stair leads downward into darkness.
  
  Here a fat Pig wallows.
  
  The Baron's Fool lies besotted beneath a large Wine-Barrel.
  
  The Pig sniffs the Fool's Wine but does not imbibe, not caring for its Bouquet.
  
  > Go west
  Gluttonous indeed were the the Feasts prepared in this Kitchen while the Baron lived. The huge Ovens now stand cold & unlit, the Crockery smashed & strewn about the floor. The Dining Hall is to the east, & northwards is a small enclosed Yard. A Stair leads downward into darkness.
  
  Here a fat Pig wallows.
  
  The Baron's Fool lies besotted beneath a large Wine-Barrel.
  
  There is a sudden chorus of Gruntings, as the court Fool is interrogated by the cold nose of the Pig.
  
  > Go east
  On feast days in years & months past, Lords & favoured Thinkers entered this long Hall from the south, to be served by huge platters of exotic repast from the Kitchen to the west. But now the room stands bare, stripped of its Appointments by some fleeing servant. Only the larger items remain--the long Table & the ornate Chairs.
  
  The Pig follows you.
  
  > wait
  You idle away a few moments.
  
  The Pig sniffs underneath the Chairs.
  
  > Go east
  In this grand Hall do Heraldry & great Pomp greet the visitor to this Keep. The round Chamber lies westward, as always. You may also attend to one of the two archways to the north & south, or, tiring of this false hospitality, depart to the east.
  
  A wooden Wheel is mounted on the wall, near the Portcullis.
  
  > Go west
  A richly attired Wait Chamber, its walls covered in pagan Frescoes which beckon you to impure thoughts. Chairs arranged near the circular perimeter mingle with Tables for gaming. The chamber becomes the Reception Chamber to the west, the Dining Hall to the north. A small tiled archway leads southwest & to the east is the grand Entry Hall.
  
  A Pig enters from the north.
  
  > Go east
  In this grand Hall do Heraldry & great Pomp greet the visitor to this Keep. The round Chamber lies westward, as always. You may also attend to one of the two archways to the north & south, or, tiring of this false hospitality, depart to the east.
  
  A wooden Wheel is mounted on the wall, near the Portcullis.
  
  The Pig follows you.