text: [Themes: horror, humor]
  
  "I don't think you'll be taking me anywhere."
  "Oh and why not?"
  "Because...well let's just say, I'd tell you, but only in private."
  "Save your veiled threats, I'm not impressed."
  "It's not a threat. I suggest you listen to my proposal." You say all of this calmly with no malice in your voice. Janice gets a little nervous, but attempts to cover.
  "Alright fine, I'll humor this mammal! Guards leave us, I'm sure I'd be able to handle this dog if he tries anything."
  
  After the guards leave Janice backs away from you, close to the window in case she has to make an escape. She's obviously intimidated by you, which is good.
  
  "We're alone, speak."
  "Well, it's just occurred to me that you're talking a lot of rhetoric, but not doing a whole lot about it. A so called Queen would be mating with SOMETHING to produce offspring. Surely you could've used Andre for such a purpose, even if he was a so called lower class bum. As long as they're bugly and indoctrinated to the insect cause you shouldn't have any problems right? In fact I question this whole insect supremacy thing. While I don't doubt that YOU think you're superior, I wonder if you feel that way about THEM. I think you're just using THEM, to make your life more comfortable, and their dumb enough to believe your lies because they're a bunch of good little Ants that mindlessly follow a hierarchy because that's what they know best. However, they have been exploited in the past, namely by humans in their little wars. I don't think they'd like to be suddenly reminded that something similar is going on here, because after all, when it comes down to it, you're not really one of THEM, you're just a half freak insect human who's taking advantage of the situation. You've been lucky to get away with it so long, without any return investment on your part."
  "...Okay, assuming that's all true...and I'm not saying it isn't...what are you proposing?"
  "It's pretty simple. I delivered the letter to you; I expect a little something for it."
  Janice buzzes displeasingly, but she realizes she has little choice. She goes over to a wall safe and hands you everything in it.
  
  "Okay, you've got your money, now get out of here!"
  "Thanks, now what do you want me to tell Andre?"
  "Andre? Tell him to fuck off! I still don't want anything to do with that bum!"
  "You know, maybe I'm keeping quiet about your scheme, but that doesn't mean your Ant slaves won't catch on eventually. Maybe you should take precautions by considering Andre's offer, just some free advice."
  "You're kidding right?"
  "Not at all. What's the big deal? You're both hideous bug freaks. Doesn't seem like you'd be that picky at this point in your life..."
  "I am NOT hideous, I have a condition! And I'm just waiting for the right man. What about YOU? You're not exactly Mr. Universe!"
  "Janice...give it up. No bloodsucker is going to EVER want you. Not when there are all those young human girls to seduce and consume. Not to mention the eternally youthful Vamp girls. I think its time you lowered your standards. And as for your comments to me, I'm a guy; the lowering of my standards doesn't apply to me. Maybe it's sexist and all that unPC shit, but that's the way the world works. I could get old as fuck, and still be banging teenagers. All I need to worry about is being able to get it up. And since I'm the Alpha Wolf, that ain't a problem."
  "You know Wolf, I've always heard about your so called legendary prowess in the bedroom, but I've always questioned it. I can't help wonder if you yourself have done a lot of talking, but not actually doing. Perhaps you've spread all those lies yourself eh?" Janice taunts.
  
  > Leave
  "Ha ha, sorry darling, but you'll just have to wonder about the Legend, because you ain't getting any of this, I guess I do have my standards too of a sort. I'll be leaving now, so are you sure you don't want Andre?"
  "(Sigh) Very well, I supposed his letter and stalking did prove genuine feelings. Tell him he can come by, but under one condition, he needs to take a fucking bath!"
  "Hmm, that'll be a big step for him, but I'll see what I can do."
  "Yeah you do that, now get the hell out and never return!"
  
  You gather your bike from downstairs where you left and leave with your money. When you get back to the bar Andre is hopping up and down waiting for your news.
  
  "Wolf! My letter! So what about it? Did she like it?"
  "She's all yours Don Juan. Just take a bath before you approach her, that was her only condition."
  "For her, anything! Thanks Wolf!" Andre says and runs out the door, leaving you to your drink.
  
  Time passes and you never see Andre lurking around town to bother you ever again, you figure he was living it up with Janice. The truth is much different as you soon find out later. Apparently Janice took your advice of keeping up appearances and she mated with Andre. Unfortunately for him, she killed him afterwards when she confirmed she was pregnant. She ended up giving birth to a bunch of little Wasp Flies. Disgusting little buggers and even more so when they grew up. Rotten attitude and equally rotten smell. No discipline whatsoever. They all eventually just became a gang of thugs calling themselves the "Yellow Jackets" who weren't really interested in world domination so much as just petty criminal activity. Still, they were enough to keep the Ants from thinking that Janice wasn't dedicated to the "Queen" role. Her place was secure. Meanwhile you live fairly well on your wealth from Janice. Everyone won.
  
  Well except Andre of course.