text: The supermarket doors slide open and you and your friend step inside.
  
  It is CHAOS.
  
  People running around, throwing food and frozen goods at each other. Cashiers burn money and the manager sits in a corner shaking. There has to be at least three hundred people inside, all tearing through shelves looking for stuff. You calmly gesture your friend along, and you step forward through a mass of people trying to push open the door to the manager's office. If a zombie apocalypse had happened, you wouldn't have been the wiser, this store was near torn down, with people unconscious and other straight up bleeding out, which turned out to just be ketchup.
  
  There is a chant building up from the front area of the store.
  
  "Sales, sales, sales!" They chant.
  
  A worker stands on a counter and takes out a megaphone,
  
  "Yes it is true folks, today is our 97% off everything sale, but I really think you should all calm do-"
  
  The worker is cut off as they are pulled off the counter into the crowd, screaming as they disappear into the mob.
  
  You hold out your arm to stop your friend from joining, but it doesn't look like they want anything from the store, and stay by your side.
  
  You scan the store, looking for the true prize, you notice a big sign with the word EGGS on it, hanging loosely near the back, past the fruits and vegetables.
  
  You think you could make it if you make a mad dash through, but it looks like fruits and veggies people are having an all out war over which one is better.
  
  Then again, the cake isle is empty, so maybe you could take a safer, albeit longer route.
  
  > Cake Isle
  Deciding that the fruit and vegetable war isn't worth going through, you take your friend to the quiet cake isle. It seems that everything here has been ransacked and taken. Oh well, easy path, although long.
  
  As you walk side by side, your friend grabs something that was left on a shelf and holds it behind their back.
  
  You wonder what the heck they have and try and peek, but they move around, making it impossible to see.
  
  "What do you have there? Something useful to us?"
  
  They smile wide and whip their arm around, splatting a pie right in your face. It hurt for a second, with pie going in every face hole, but then it tasted really good.
  
  "Hey... that tasted pretty good." You say as you wipe pie from your blinded eyes.
  
  Your friend laughs. "Glad you like it, it was the last one in the store and I thought you'd like a bite, plus I am extremely board and thought it'd be funny, so did the person writing this."
  
  Admittedly, it was pretty funny, and you could use a laugh.
  
  With that seemingly pointless ordeal over with, you both head down the isle and make it to the cold isles unnoticed by anyone.
  
  Then your friend points it out. The egg fridge. You dive at it and pull it open. A single carton remains.
  
  > take the last egg carton!
  Before you can grab hold of the eggs your friend shoves you out of the way.
  
  A huge spear made of hard pepperoni pins your friend to a freezer cabinet through their shoulder.
  
  "GAH!! Ah... defend the eggs... for me..." They slump over, clutching their chest, becoming silent.
  
  You can't believe it. The person you met 10 minutes ago was... no... they couldn't be...
  
  You turn to face the attacker.
  
  " DAMN YOU!! You...you killed my friend!! Wait... AND YOU HIT THE EGGS!!!"
  
  In a blind rage you run straight at the thing, before accessing what it really is.
  
  A formidable foe stands before you. An enormous chicken wielding a bow and quiver aims it's sights at you.
  
  "BKAAWWWK!!" it screeches.
  
  It draws the bow, aiming a huge salami at you.
  
  Quickly, you...
  
  > do something amazing.
  You spring up, launching yourself over the incoming meat projectile. It torpedoes past you and thuds on the ground. The chicken is in a panic. It did not expect your equisite flying skills. You grab the meat log and hurl it toward the chicken. It is too slow to dodge and the heavy chunk collides with the archer chicken, making it squack in pain as it poofs into a raw chicken and feathers. Weird how they tend to do that.
  
  Nonetheless you've defeated the chicken! You feel more experienced for some reason and learn how to cast a lightning bolt from a book you somehow gained.
  
  But sadly your fight was in vain. The eggs...are destroyed...
  
  > But you suddenly hear a voice.
  It was your friend, the desk person, they were... alive!
  
  You rush over and to your surprise, they are moving too! They pull the pepporoni out from under their arm, where it was really pinned to.
  
  You are in disbelief, they didn't even get hit?! Then what was the whole dramatic death thing?
  
  More importantly, they could have helped you fight the chicken, but no, they had to be lazy and selfish and let you do all the work, and-
  
  They hold out both hands and open them, revealing a single egg untouched, and intact.
  
  You gasp and bow before such power. Such terrible thoughts you had as well! Damned you will be for all of eternity for thinking such things of this godly human being! You tear up a bit.
  
  "You saved an egg... against all odds. Even though you just met me, you saved it... for me?"
  
  They nod, also shedding a tear. "It is for you. My one true love..."
  
  You don't really know why this person is so infatuated with you, but despite that, a single holy egg was saved from destruction. With this power in your hands, you both decide that this remaining power should be kept secret from the world, as you never know who could want this great power for evil purposes.
  
  You sneak out the back of the supermarket, unseen by anyone.
  
  Hand in hand you both decide travel the world in search of more relics.
  
  Over a course of a year you manage to add a roll of 4-ply toilet paper and a pair of wireless headphones to your collection. Truly spectacular treasures. You now rule the world in secret with your new partner, enjoying time away from crazy warzone supermarkets and buildings with a singlular 10 story flight of stairs.