text: You aren't anybody unless you're popular! Okay well it's not entirely a bad thing to be social; it's perfectly natural to want to go along with the rest of the sheep. Though what KIND of sheep you're going to be going along with might make a big difference in your life.
  
  You must choose, but choose wisely because this is ALL going on your permanent record.
  > join a gaming group! Geeks get all the girls...um no wait...
  Well at least you're embracing the fact that you're an uncool geek, it's good to be true to yourself!
  
  Of course you realize you won't be anymore popular than you are right now, in fact you'll possibly be even LESS popular, but again at least you'll be with liked minded folks such as yourself. Also, your chances of ever getting to even TOUCH a girl have probably decreased dramatically, but still at least you'll have a hobby to keep yourself occupied on those dateless nights you'll be in store for.
  
  However all gaming groups aren't created equal, are you actually going to be playing games with other people in person, OR are you just going retreat into the internet world and join an online game?
  > well, you SHOULD have some sort of human contact...
  You already have tons of D&D books and shit, time to actually put all that knowledge into practice.
  
  On your lunch break at school you head over to the table where you see a bunch of sickly pale people playing with some figures. Unsurprisingly, there are lots of empty seats around this little group of social rejects. When you approach they look in your direction nervously like a bunch of ferrets getting ready to flee from a giant predator.
  
  "Uh hey guys, can I play?" you ask.
  
  At first they look suspicious, but then they seem so overjoyed that somebody new is actually speaking to them that they excitedly tell you to pull up a chair. The "head geek" tells you his name is Richard and starts speaking about how you should come over to his house where you can get your character properly started, after which you and the rest can start a whole new campaign!
  
  At last, you've found your niche!
  
  Later that day after school, you head over to Richard's house excited about the fact that you actually have people to hang out with now. When you get to his house, he answers the door in a red robe; the others you met at school appear behind him dressed the same way.
  
  "Welcome, new acolyte are you ready to take a journey to the next dimension?" he asks.
  "Um, sure I guess. Why are you all dressed like that?"
  "Because, in order to embark on our new adventure we must BECOME our characters and you will too, here take this robe and feel the power it will surely give you!"
  
  You take the red robe and put it on, but you don't feel any different. You didn't realize that this group was into live action role playing, but still you're up for it. At least you're no longer by yourself. Richard then motions you inside where upon you see his whole house is decked out in occult shit and candles lit everywhere which raises some questions.
  
  "Wow, your parents let you set up the house like this?"
  "My Mom allows me to, because she is... THE HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE RED MOON! NOW BASK IN HER GLORY AND MAKE NO NOISE UNLESS SHE COMMANDS IT!"
  
  Suddenly a woman dressed in a tight skimpy leather outfit comes down the stairs, she holds large staff in her hand. She brushes her long black hair aside and addresses you all.
  
  "I see that you all are prepared for tonight's adventure. Good, because it will be one you won't forget... don't think I will go easy on you because you're my son Richard!"
  "Of course not M... I mean High Priestess!"
  "Yes... that is the proper way to address me... mmmm."
  
  Richard's Mom begins to passionately kiss him on the lips, which is really freaking you out at this point, but you don't know what to make of all it exactly, maybe its all just part of the game and you want to be a team player so you don't say anything. Just then she notices you.
  
  "Ah you are the NEW disciple, Richard told me about."
  
  Suddenly Richard's Mom grabs your balls and squeezes causing you to almost yell in pain, before she puts her other hand over your mouth.
  
  "Don't you dare scream! Don't you DARE make a sound before your High Priestess unless I tell you to! Those are the rules! I demand silence from you, if you are to receive my gift and blessing... "
  
  Again you comply as Richard's Mom ceases squeezes your balls and begins stroking them instead along with your cock until it gets hard, then she gets on her knees and lifts your robe up to finish you off properly.
  
  You can't believe what's going on; you never thought joining a gaming group would lead to you getting blown by a sexy MILF, granted this whole set up is really fucking weird, but at this point you don't care! When you cum in her mouth you unleash a moan of ecstasy.
  
  Way to go dipshit, you just broke the rules.
  
  Richard's Mom suddenly gets off her knees and spits your seamen right into your eyes, blinding you and then she kicks you to the floor.
  
  "I TOLD YOU SILENCE! You broke the rules and now your character must pay the ultimate price!"
  
  While you attempt to wipe your eyes, you are grabbed by Richard and the rest of the group. You attempt to struggle, but they seem to be stronger than you thought and after a couple of hits to the head by Richard's Mom's staff, you're even less likely to fight back.
  
  Soon you are taken into a dark room with an altar where your are placed on top of, and Richard's Mom makes a few nonsensical chants before plunging a dagger into your chest and sacrifices you to the Red Moon gods.
  
  Afterwards, they all have an orgy in your blood and gain one level. You on the other hand are dead, and will be unable to start a new character.
  
  The moral of the story?
  
  For fuck's sake, sure you were desperate for friends, but it doesn't matter how damn starved for socialization you are, when you see a bunch of fuckers dressed in robes looking like B-movie Satanists and one of them is making out with his own goddamn Mom, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE NOW. You should've gotten out of there as soon as you realized they were LARPers. Only fucking weird ass people get into that shit anyway.
  
  Either that or follow the fucking rules next time.
  
  And now you know!