text: [Themes: horror, humor]
  
  You don't hesitate to put down your best friend. These are desperate times, after all. He had fired also, but the bullet just grazed through your hair. Lucky!
  
  "Holy fuck!" shouts Turk.
  
  "There was a fly on his nose," you retort, "Whoops. Let's go."
  
  You and Turk go outside and it's utter chaos. The Alliance is fighting Orion everywhere you look. Tank shells are exploding, buildings are collapsing, men are dying.
  
  "Where are we gonna go, dude?" asks Turk.
  
  You realize your brother William might be able to help if you go to his place, but he's more than likely fighting Orion right now. Plus, his place is far, especially on foot.
  
  Perhaps the Alliance soldiers in front of your building would know where he is, but that means being right in the line of fire.
  
  Alternatively, you could go up to Turk's apartment - he lives in the same building as you and Robbie. Perhaps it is still intact and you can turn on the TV and find out everything that's going on, but the building's been receiving one hell of a shelling.
  
  > go to your brother William's (2 ppl)
  "Let's go to my brother's place," you say, "He should be able to help us."
  
  As the 2 of you head there, you hope either he or his wife Amber is home. It's a Friday night, so Amber should be home from the hospital...unless she was called in to help all of the wounded soldiers.
  
  The 2 of you head into the parking garage adjacent to your apartment building, where you have your shitty car and Turk has his big-ass truck.
  
  Just then, as you are approaching the stairs to the next level, the apartment building collapses into the street! Part of it also falls onto the parking garage.
  
  "Shit! Get back!" you yell, but you're too late. The rubble crushes Turk. To make matters worse, you turn around to see a massive crowd (30-40) of fucked up looking people running toward you. They are growling and snarling and flailing their arms violently as they storm into the parking garage.
  
  > Thank God, other people! Ask them what they know
  "Hey! Where did you all come from?" They continue running at you, clearly not listening.
  
  "Do you guys know of a safe place we can go to?"
  
  Just then, 2 of these crazy bastards grab you and force you to the ground. The rest of the crowd swarm you as well and begin to eat you alive!
  
  "What the fuck!?!? Zombies?!?! Are you fucking serious!?!?" is all you can say before they rip open your belly and pull out your intestines...
  
  "Let's go to my brother's place," you say, "He should be able to help us."
  
  As the 2 of you head there, you hope either he or his wife Amber is home. It's a Friday night, so Amber should be home from the hospital...unless she was called in to help all of the wounded soldiers.
  
  The 2 of you head into the parking garage adjacent to your apartment building, where you have your shitty car and Turk has his big-ass truck.
  
  Just then, as you are approaching the stairs to the next level, the apartment building collapses into the street! Part of it also falls onto the parking garage.
  
  "Shit! Get back!" you yell, but you're too late. The rubble crushes Turk. To make matters worse, you turn around to see a massive crowd (30-40) of fucked up looking people running toward you. They are growling and snarling and flailing their arms violently as they storm into the parking garage.
  
  > They're obviously not right in the head - mow 'em down!
  You open fire on the crowd with your assault rifle. Only the ones you get in the head seem to go down.
  
  Fucking zombies, you realize.
  
  You continue backing up into the garage while shooting. With only one clip, they just keep coming! Eventually, you are forced into a corner next to a black van.
  
  The zombies just keep coming and your are down to your last round. "I'm sorry, William," you say to yourself as you put the rifle barrel to your head.
  
  Just before you're about to pull the trigger, the door of the black van slides open. Inside, there's a scruffy looking dude with a thick gray beard, a red bandanna tied on his head, and a denim vest.
  
  "Get the fuck in here!" he yells to you, motioning with his hand.
  
  "Let's go to my brother's place," you say, "He should be able to help us."
  
  As the 2 of you head there, you hope either he or his wife Amber is home. It's a Friday night, so Amber should be home from the hospital...unless she was called in to help all of the wounded soldiers.
  
  The 2 of you head into the parking garage adjacent to your apartment building, where you have your shitty car and Turk has his big-ass truck.
  
  Just then, as you are approaching the stairs to the next level, the apartment building collapses into the street! Part of it also falls onto the parking garage.
  
  "Shit! Get back!" you yell, but you're too late. The rubble crushes Turk. To make matters worse, you turn around to see a massive crowd (30-40) of fucked up looking people running toward you. They are growling and snarling and flailing their arms violently as they storm into the parking garage.
  
  > run like hell up the stairs and hope your car's alright
  You manage to make it up the stairs alright.
  
  The second level appears to be deserted. You run to your car and find it perfectly fine. The collapse had just missed it. You can hear the growls of the crazies and gunfire of the war echoing throughout the garage.
  
  You hop into your car and drive to the exit ramp. It is blocked by a crowd of those fucked up cannibals.
  
  "Let's go to my brother's place," you say, "He should be able to help us."
  
  As the 2 of you head there, you hope either he or his wife Amber is home. It's a Friday night, so Amber should be home from the hospital...unless she was called in to help all of the wounded soldiers.
  
  The 2 of you head into the parking garage adjacent to your apartment building, where you have your shitty car and Turk has his big-ass truck.
  
  Just then, as you are approaching the stairs to the next level, the apartment building collapses into the street! Part of it also falls onto the parking garage.
  
  "Shit! Get back!" you yell, but you're too late. The rubble crushes Turk. To make matters worse, you turn around to see a massive crowd (30-40) of fucked up looking people running toward you. They are growling and snarling and flailing their arms violently as they storm into the parking garage.
  
  > grab Turk's truck keys, then run like hell up the stairs
  You run to Turk's crushed body and manage to grab the keys to his truck, but not before one of the crazies bites you in the arm.
  
  "Fucking zombies!" you shriek as you punch the one that bit you in the face. You run for the stairs and make it up to Turk's truck. Luckily, it is alright - the rubble avoided it.
  
  She's a beauty - 44 inch off-road tires, grill guard, roll cage, spotlights, 6.0 liter V8, all-wheel drive. Turk pretty much put his life savings into this thing.
  
  Well, it's yours now, you think as you start up the roaring engine. You drive down the exit ramp, but it's blocked by a crowd of zombies.
  
  You don't hesitate to put down your best friend. These are desperate times, after all. He had fired also, but the bullet just grazed through your hair. Lucky!
  
  "Holy fuck!" shouts Turk.
  
  "There was a fly on his nose," you retort, "Whoops. Let's go."
  
  You and Turk go outside and it's utter chaos. The Alliance is fighting Orion everywhere you look. Tank shells are exploding, buildings are collapsing, men are dying.
  
  "Where are we gonna go, dude?" asks Turk.
  
  You realize your brother William might be able to help if you go to his place, but he's more than likely fighting Orion right now. Plus, his place is far, especially on foot.
  
  Perhaps the Alliance soldiers in front of your building would know where he is, but that means being right in the line of fire.
  
  Alternatively, you could go up to Turk's apartment - he lives in the same building as you and Robbie. Perhaps it is still intact and you can turn on the TV and find out everything that's going on, but the building's been receiving one hell of a shelling.
  
  > go up to Turk's apartment
  You decide to go up and check out Turk's apartment. With any luck, it'll still be intact and you can turn on the news.
  
  When you get up there, it's in perfect condition!
  
  "Thank God," Turk says as he quickly walks in and goes to the TV.
  
  Then you feel a rumble under your feet...the building finally collapses, unfortunately with you in it...
  
  Inside the elevator, you see the bodies of Leslie, Adrian, and Tiffany. Those fucking Orion bastards executed them!
  
  Upon seeing Leslie's dead body, you go batshit crazy with the assault rifle and manage to get the jump on the Orion squad. They are all killed in a matter of seconds.
  
  The 3 of you walk over to the elevator. Robbie and Turk both stock up on weapons and ammo from the dead soldiers.
  
  You kneel down beside Leslie and mourn her death. Robbie sees this.
  
  "What the fuck, man?!?! You son of a bitch! What nerve!"
  
  You turn around, confused. Robbie continues, "You didn't think I'd find out? Turk's a terrible liar if you didn't know!"
  
  "Yeah, sorry, bro," says Turk.
  
  Suddenly, Robbie draws his pistol on you, "I should kill you for fucking her!"
  
  You have no choice but to draw your rifle on him. Now it's a good old Mexican standoff. You both know you can't stay there forever. The building is crumbling rapidly.
  
  > try to reason with Robbie
  "Look, man," you start to say, "it was a long time ago. We were all pretty fucked up, mostly you."
  
  "I don't give a shit," Robbie replies, "that doesn't give you permission to heave sex with my girl."
  
  "I understand that, but - "
  
  "Clearly you don't understand it! Otherwise, you wouldn't have done it!"
  
  The bullshit argument continues for a good 3-4 minutes. The building is still getting shelled by Orion's tanks.
  
  "Look, we need to get the fuck out of here, guys!" says Turk. He starts for the exit to the street when all of a sudden a huge crowd of fucked up looking people come swarming through the doors.
  
  "No!" starts Turk, "It's not safe here, people! We need to get away from the fighting! Wait, hey - what are you - AAAAHHHHHHHHRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!"
  
  The swarm of people start biting into Turk! Then they fucking open up his belly and start pulling out his guts and eat them! There are others that start eating the soldiers outside, too!
  
  "JESUS! FUCKING ZOMBIES!!!" shrieks Robbie as he opens fire with his pistol.
  
  Where the hell did they come from, you wonder, as they run at you and Robbie with awful-sounding growls and snarls.
  
  Before you can put the rifle barrel to your head, the zombies give you the same fate as Turk.