text: > look around
  Balcony (on the upside-down orange box) (on the stack of
  hymnals)
  Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents, though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
  some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
  
  A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the balcony.
  
  On the stack of hymnals you can see a bird cage.
  
  > put the hymnals on the box
  Which do you mean, the upside-down orange box or the upside-down
  orange box?
  
  > get the box
  You'd have to get off the upside-down orange box first.
  
  > stand
  You get off the upside-down orange box.
  
  Balcony (on the stack of hymnals)
  Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents, though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
  some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
  
  A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the balcony.
  
  The orange box is sitting upside down on the floor.
  
  On the stack of hymnals you can also see a bird cage.
  
  > get all
  stack of hymnals: You'd have to get off the stack of hymnals first. tangle of bars and cables: You try to disentangle some of the cables but it's all too mixed up. You sort out one bit and the rest just gets knottier.
  upside-down orange box: Taken.
  bird cage: Taken.
  mass of tuna: You've already had one gross substance all over your hands tonight.
  
  > stand
  You get off the stack of hymnals.
  
  Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents, though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
  some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
  
  A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the balcony.
  
  You can also see a stack of hymnals here.
  
  > Drop box
  You place the upside-down orange box carefully on the floor.
  
  > put hymnals on the box
  You put the stack of hymnals on the upside-down orange box.
  
  > stand on the hymnals
  Standing on the hymnals is far too dangerous while they're on top of the upside-down orange box. What if the stack collapsed underneath
  you?
  
  > go east
  From here, you could head south to the youth room and west to the basement stairway.
  
  > Go south
  A large part of this room is taken up by a rickety ping pong table. Couches line the edges of the room, some of them close enough to the table that they're probably not safe to sit on if someone is actually playing ping pong. On the other hand, you can't see any ping pong bats anywhere, so maybe that's not an issue. In between the couches, doors lead north to the nursery, west to the Sunday School room, and south
  to the black light room.
  
  A garish golden trophy catches your eye.
  
  > get the tv
  Far too heavy.
  
  > go northeast
  As you approach the door to the men's room, you stop yourself. Isn't this something that a creep would do?
  
  You can put your hand on the handle, but that's as far as you get. You chide yourself for your indecision.
  
  > Go northeast
  That's it. Enough with this cowardice.
  
  The door swings shut behind you.
  
  Yes, this is more or less what you expected.
  
  There are some stalls, and some mirrors, and some sinks, and next to those is a garbage can. The only things you haven't seen before are
  the urinals. Hardly worth having an ethical dilemma over.
  
  > take the photo of the glowing tissue
  (with the Polaroid camera)
  You snap a picture of the glowing tissue paper. The camera whirrs and vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
  
  > examine glowing
  This tissue was used to wipe up an eerie glowing substance, then
  thrown in a garbage can.
  
  > Search can
  Which do you mean, the open can of tuna, a ladies' room garbage can, the ladies' room garbage can, the men's room garbage can, the can of tomato soup, the can of pears, the can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product", the can of cherry pie filling, the can of chicken soup, or the can of peaches?
  
  > searchthe ladies' room garbage can
  The ladies' room garbage can is empty.
  
  > get bench
  The bench is just as heavy as it looks.
  
  > drop can
  Which do you mean, the open can of tuna, the ladies' room garbage can, a ladies' room garbage can, the men's room garbage can, the can of tomato soup, the can of pears, the can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product", the can of cherry pie filling, the can of chicken soup, or the can of peaches?
  
  > drop the garbage
  Which do you mean, the ladies' room garbage can, a ladies' room
  garbage can, or the men's room garbage can?
  
  > Ladies'
  You place the ladies' room garbage can carefully on the floor.
  
  > flip ladies'
  You turn the ladies' room garbage can upside down.
  
  > stand on the ladies'
  You step up onto the upside-down ladies' room garbage can.
  
  > reach
  What do you want to reach the glowing tissue paper with?
  
  > stand
  You get off the upside-down ladies' room garbage can.
  
  Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents, though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
  some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
  
  The orange box is sitting upside down on the floor.
  
  A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the balcony.
  
  You can also see an upside-down ladies' room garbage can here.
  
  > look at the bars
  It's hard to tell what this stuff is for with it all tumbled into a heap like that. There are some metal bars, and some pulleys and
  things, and a lot of tangled cables connecting things together.