text: [Themes: Mystery, Slice of life, Religious, ghost hunt, teenagers, church, female protagonist]
  
  > Go downwards
  This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
  A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
  
  The TV trolley is standing in the middle of the room, looking lonely.
  
  > go to the west
  The hallway runs north into darkness. It's hard to tell how long it might be from here, though the Sunday School room to the east provides some light at this end. The plywood lighthouse, on the other hand, peacefully fails to provide any light. Behind the lighthouse and partially obscured by it is a mural of Jesus blessing the little children.
  
  > go to the north
  Thanks to the light filtering in from the south end of the hall, you can make out some kind of mural painted on the wall, but you can't
  tell what it's supposed to represent in the gloom.
  
  > examine the mural
  Which do you mean, the bluish blob, the indistinct smear, or the
  swathe of yellow?
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a potted plant
  a men's room garbage can
  some glowing tissue paper
  a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
  a bird cage
  a can of tomato soup
  a can of pears
  a can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product"
  a can of cherry pie filling
  a can of chicken soup
  a can of peaches
  a name tag (being worn)
  an open can of tuna
  a can opener
  a jam jar
  some ectoplasm
  a small white cross
  a stack of photos
  Casey's notes
  a Polaroid camera (being worn)
  
  > Wave glowing
  You look ridiculous waving the glowing tissue paper.
  
  > go to the north
  It's almost completely dark. At least you can still see the light at the south end of the hallway. The rectangles to the east and west must be doorways to somewhere, but they're barely distinguishable from the walls.
  
  > Go east
  Your flailing about in the dark eventually discovers a door.
  
  It's almost completely dark. At least you can still see the light at the south end of the hallway. The rectangles to the east and west must be doorways to somewhere, but they're barely distinguishable from the walls.
  
  > go south
  Thanks to the light filtering in from the south end of the hall, you can make out some kind of mural painted on the wall, but you can't
  tell what it's supposed to represent in the gloom.
  
  The cat strolls in from the south and purrs at you.
  
  > drop tuna
  (the open can of tuna)
  You place the open can of tuna carefully on the floor.
  
  The cat wanders off to the south, glancing back at you as if to check whether you're following.
  
  > follow the cat
  (heading south)
  
  The hallway runs north into darkness. It's hard to tell how long it might be from here, though the Sunday School room to the east provides some light at this end. The plywood lighthouse, on the other hand, peacefully fails to provide any light. Behind the lighthouse and partially obscured by it is a mural of Jesus blessing the little children.
  
  to the east.
  
  > Again
  (heading east)
  
  This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
  like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and doors lead north to the basement stairway, east to the youth room and west to the hallway.
  
  The cat wanders off to the north, glancing back at you as if to check whether you're following.
  
  > Again
  (heading north)
  
  This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
  A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
  
  The TV trolley is standing in the middle of the room, looking lonely.
  
  The cat scampers up the stairs.
  
  > Again
  (heading up)
  
  This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them, they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies' restroom respectively.
  
  A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a wooden bench.
  
  to the south.
  
  > Again
  (heading south)
  
  This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
  
  One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
  
  The cat wanders off to the west, glancing back at you as if to check whether you're following.
  
  > Again
  (heading west)
  
  The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
  is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
  
  To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
  
  The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the north before you can get near it.
  
  > Again
  (heading north)
  
  This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
  by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
  
  Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
  
  It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and lifeless.
  
  to the north.
  
  > Again
  (heading north)
  
  A few steps up from the pews to the south are the preacher's pulpit, the altar, and the American and Christian flags. Behind them, to the north, is a tiny doorway.
  
  On the altar are two candles.
  
  A large cross hangs high on the wall above the altar.
  
  The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the north before you can get near it.
  
  > go south
  The black walls in here have been painted with Bible verses that glow underneath the UV lights. The couches are glowing, too; unsettlingly green. The door to the north, on the other hand, is barely visible.
  
  Propped up in one corner is a rough wooden cross.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a potted plant
  a men's room garbage can
  some glowing tissue paper
  a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
  a bird cage
  a can of tomato soup
  a can of pears
  a can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product"
  a can of cherry pie filling
  a can of chicken soup
  a can of peaches
  a name tag (being worn)
  a can opener
  a jam jar
  some ectoplasm
  a small white cross
  a stack of photos
  Casey's notes
  a Polaroid camera (being worn)
  
  > put the tissue on the light
  Which do you mean, the light switch or the blacklights?
  
  > put the paper under the lights
  The lights are already on.
  
  I didn't understand that sentence.
  
  > Smell glowing
  (the glowing tissue paper)
  The tissue has a flat, stuffy scent that makes you want to sneeze.
  
  > Photograph tissue paper
  (with the Polaroid camera)
  You snap a picture of the glowing tissue paper. The camera whirrs and vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
  
  > examine the photo of the tissue
  Something about the lighting in the photo makes it hard to tell that the tissue paper was glowing, but the tissue has an unnatural greenish tinge to it.
  
  > examine photos
  You're holding ten photos:
  two photos of the glowing tissue paper
  a photo of the ghostly figure floating in the air
  a photo of the model church
  a photo of the ladies' room mirrors
  a photo of darkness
  a photo of the flickering lights
  a photo of you taking a photo of yourself
  a photo of the bird cage
  a photo of the cat looking through the window
  
  > examine the cage
  The curving faux-wrought-iron bars and caked-on "rust" identify this
  as one of the non-functioning, overpriced decorations which are so popular in craft stores. What does a Sunday School need with a bird cage?
  
  > put the tissue in the cage
  The bird cage seems to be welded closed. It must be purely decorative.
  
  > look up tissue
  (in Casey's notes)
  You riffle through the notes, but it looks like Casey didn't have anything to say about the glowing tissue paper.