text: [Themes: Cave crawl, Humor]
  
  > look around
  This cave has an exit to the southeast.
  On the north wall is a small round metal hatch. It is closed.
  Near the hatch is a table.
  In a corner stands a short metal garbage can. It is closed.
  
  On the table you can see:
  A long heavy-looking iron spear.
  
  > take spear
  The spear is too heavy for that.
  
  > open can
  You open the garbage can. It contains:
  A Remmingeim Royal crossbow. The older Royal model is almost identical to the Supreme. Very few but an experienced product tester like yourself could tell the difference. The Royal is quite good. It does not have the returning arrow function, but it is magically protected from theft and vandalism. It has an arrow identical to the one in the Supreme bow.
  
  > put the crossbow on the table
  You put the Supreme crossbow on the table.
  
  > go southeast
  You sneak back.
  
  This cave has exits to the west and northwest.
  A goblin woman is standing here. She is wearing a medallion, and carrying a purse. You are not quite sure, but with her long ears, sharp yellow teeth, and big feet you think she is pretty cute by goblin standards. She is staring at your sidekick, looking rather distracted.
  
  You can see the goblin sidekick here.
  
  > Go east
  An extremely bright light comes from an exit to the west. There is another exit to the northeast. Someone has chiseled gaps into the cave wall, forming a primitive ladder leading up to a hole in the ceiling.
  A table made from human skulls stands near the northeast exit. On the table stands a shimmering pink translucent cube and a small, rusty, holy grail.
  A small round stage stands close to the table. It is apparently made from human faces frozen in terrible screams.
  A small flamingo-headed man sits behind the table in a comfortable-looking armchair covered in obviously fake giraffe fur. He is wearing a jester's suit, including a ridiculous hat with bells on. He is staring at the pink cube.
  An armadillo-headed woman in a white toga sits next to him on a barstool made from green shimmering flames. She is reading a thick brown book called "Practical Tests of Existentialism".
  A cat-headed man sits next to her on a throne draped in black leather, with numerous spikes sticking out of it. He is tall, fat and dressed in a black leather jacket, black jeans and black leather boots.
  
  The goblin comes running after you.
  
  There is a flickering image inside the cube. The flamingo-headed man giggles and says, "Some guy in Russia just stepped on a beehive."
  
  > Open chest
  You open the chest. There comes a terrible ringing sound. An alarm! There are five gold coins in the chest. You quickly grab them before running towards the ladder. You hear something behind you. With one foot on the ladder you turn your head. It's the hatch; it has opened, revealing a female goblin peeking through. She is holding your Supreme crossbow. It is aimed right at you. She fires. Almost instantly, before it has even left the crossbow completely, the arrow returns to the bow. "What?" says the goblin lady. She fires again. The arrow returns again. Startled the lady fires again and again. She begins to swear. You laugh and climb down.
  
  An extremely bright light comes from an exit to the west. There is another exit to the northeast. Someone has chiseled gaps into the cave wall, forming a primitive ladder leading up to a hole in the ceiling.
  A table made from human skulls stands near the northeast exit. On the table stands a shimmering pink translucent cube and a small, rusty, holy grail.
  A small round stage stands close to the table. It is apparently made from human faces frozen in terrible screams.
  A small flamingo-headed man sits behind the table in a comfortable-looking armchair covered in obviously fake giraffe fur. He is wearing a jester's suit, including a ridiculous hat with bells on. He is staring at the pink cube.
  An armadillo-headed woman in a white toga sits next to him on a barstool made from green shimmering flames. She is reading a slim gray book called "Schrodinger's Goldfish: Confirmation of Negative Time".
  A cat-headed man sits next to her on a throne draped in black leather, with numerous spikes sticking out of it. He is tall, fat and dressed in a black leather jacket, black jeans and black leather boots.
  
  The goblin comes climbing down the ladder.
  
  There is a flickering image inside the cube. The flamingo-headed man giggles and says, "Some guy in Scotland just slid on a banana peel."
  
  > talk to the troll
  Who do you mean, the old troll, the tall troll or the short troll?
  
  > Old
  "Can I play?" you ask.
  "Ur, have you got any money?"
  "Yes."
  "Ur, sure, sit down on the rock, and we'll play."
  
  > sit on the rock
  Just as you are about to sit down the old troll says, "Ur, have you got any money?"
  "Yes."
  "Ur, good, then you can play."
  You sit down.
  "Ur, you want to know the rules of troll poker?" asks the old troll. "Ur, everybody gets one card," says the short troll.
  "Ur, there are thirteen cards in the deck," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, the ace of rocks is the highest," says the short troll.
  "Ur, that is weird. The ace only have one rock," says the old troll. "Ur, maybe it's a trick to fool stupid players," says the tall troll. "Ur, yeah. The stupid players think they can't win when they get the ace," says the old troll.
  "Ur, everybody looks at their card," says the short troll.
  "Ur, if anybody asks you what card you have, it's a trick," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, so don't tell them," says the old troll.
  "Ur, then we bet," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, if I have bet three, you can't bet two," says the short troll. "Ur, you can't bet one either," says the old troll.
  "Ur, we mean you can't bet less than the other one," says the short troll.
  "Ur, the one that betted the highest," says the old troll.
  "Ur, you can't bet too high either," says the short troll.
  "Ur, like if I have only three coins left, then you can't bet higher than three," says the old troll.
  "Ur, that's altogether," says the short troll.
  "Ur, yeah, you can't bet more than three altogether," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, when it's your turn you can stay or raise or fold," says the old troll.
  "Ur, if you stay, it means you bet the same as the other one," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, the one that betted the highest," says the old troll.
  "Ur, if you raise it means you bet more than the other one," says the short troll.
  "Ur, the one that betted the highest," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, like if you raise two..." says the old troll.
  "Ur, then you bet two more than the other one," says the tall troll. "Ur, the one that betted the highest," says the old troll.
  "Ur, if you fold you don't bet anything," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, but you don't get to win anything either," says the short troll. "Ur, when everybody has betted the same..." says the old troll.
  "Ur, or folded," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, yeah, or folded," says the old troll.
  "Ur, then the round is over," says the short troll.
  "Ur, then we show our cards," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, the one with the highest card wins," says the the tall troll.
  "Ur, he gets all the money the others have betted," says the short troll.
  "Ur, if you don't get the rules, just talk to me and we will explain them again," says the old troll.
  
  The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals four cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself and the two other troll each grab a card. The last card is in front of you.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > get the card
  You pick up your card, it's the five of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 5," says the old troll.
  "Ur, I stay," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, I stay," says the short troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 5.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 5. (You, the old troll, the tall troll and the short troll only have 5 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 5 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 5 gold coins.
  The short troll has 5 gold coins.
  You have 5 gold coins.
  There are 15 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > fold
  You fold.
  
  The round is over. Now to see who won.
  The old troll shows his card. It is the king of rocks.
  The tall troll shows his card. It is the ace of rocks.
  The short troll shows his card. It is the jack of rocks.
  The tall troll wins the round.
  The old troll gives 5 gold coins to the tall troll.
  The short troll gives 5 gold coins to the tall troll.
  
  The short troll asks the tall troll "Ur, can I borrow three coins?"
  The tall troll says, "Ur, alright," and gives three coins to the short troll.
  
  The old troll says to the tall troll "Ur, time to pay your taxes."
  The tall troll says, "Ur, alright," and gives three coins to the old troll.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals four cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself and the two other troll each grab a card. The last card is in front of you.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the three of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 1," says the old troll.
  "Ur, I raise to 2," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, I raise to 3," says the short troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 3.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 3. (The old troll and the short troll only have 3 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 3 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 9 gold coins.
  The short troll has 3 gold coins.
  You have 5 gold coins.
  There are 6 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > fold
  You fold.
  "Ur, I fold," says the old troll.
  "Ur, I stay," says the tall troll.
  
  The round is over. Now to see who won.
  The tall troll shows his card. It is the ten of rocks.
  The short troll shows his card. It is the ace of rocks.
  The short troll wins the round.
  The old troll gives 1 gold coin to the short troll.
  The tall troll gives 3 gold coins to the short troll.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals four cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself and the two other troll each grab a card. The last card is in front of you.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the ten of rocks.
  "Ur, gee, I wonder if I should fold. Yeah, I think I'll do that," says the old troll and laughs.
  "Ur, what to do? What to do? Oh, I know, I should fold," says the tall troll and laughs.
  "Ur, I fold. I'm just a big sissy I guess," says the short troll and laughs.
  You win the round. No money though.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals four cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself and the two other troll each grab a card. The last card is in front of you.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > Is
  A staff (with tentacles)
  A bottle (closed)
  A healing gun
  A nosehairscrew
  A manual
  
  You are wearing:
  Mirrorshades
  A ring
  Boxer shorts.
  
  > remove the mirrorshades
  You take off the pair of mirrorshades.
  
  > get the card
  You pick up your card, it's the queen of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 2," says the old troll.
  "Ur, for some strange reason I'm suddenly not feeling very lucky. I fold," says the tall troll and laughs.
  "Ur, I stay," says the short troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 2.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 2. (The old troll only has 2 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 2 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 6 gold coins.
  The short troll has 7 gold coins.
  You have 5 gold coins.
  There are 4 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > Bet 5
  Actually, you can't raise. Somebody has already betted 2, the highest possible bet. You can only stay or fold.
  
  > stay
  You stay.
  
  The round is over. Now to see who won.
  The old troll shows his card. It is the jack of rocks.
  The short troll shows his card. It is the nine of rocks.
  You show your card.
  You win the round.
  The old troll gives 2 gold coins to you.
  The short troll gives 2 gold coins to you.
  
  The old troll says to the tall troll "Ur, time to pay your taxes."
  The tall troll says, "Ur, alright," and gives a coin to the old troll.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals four cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself and the two other troll each grab a card. The last card is in front of you.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the eight of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 1," says the old troll.
  "Ur, I stay," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, I fold," says the short troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 1.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 1. (The old troll only has 1 gold coin.)
  The old troll has 1 gold coin.
  The tall troll has 5 gold coins.
  The short troll has 5 gold coins.
  You have 9 gold coins.
  There are 2 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > fold
  You fold.
  
  The round is over. Now to see who won.
  The old troll shows his card. It is the king of rocks.
  The tall troll shows his card. It is the six of rocks.
  The old troll wins the round.
  The tall troll gives 1 gold coin to the old troll.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals four cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself and the two other troll each grab a card. The last card is in front of you.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take card
  You pick up your card, it's the seven of rocks.
  "Ur, I fold," says the old troll.
  "Ur, I bet 1," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, I raise to 4," says the short troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 4.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 4. (The tall troll only has 4 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 2 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 4 gold coins.
  The short troll has 5 gold coins.
  You have 9 gold coins.
  There are 5 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > fold
  You fold.
  "Ur, I fold," says the tall troll.
  The short troll wins the round.
  The tall troll gives 1 gold coin to the short troll.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals four cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself and the two other troll each grab a card. The last card is in front of you.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take card
  You pick up your card, it's the eight of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 2," says the old troll.
  "Ur, I stay," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, I stay," says the short troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 2.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 2. (The old troll only has 2 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 2 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 3 gold coins.
  The short troll has 6 gold coins.
  You have 9 gold coins.
  There are 6 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > fold
  You fold.
  
  The round is over. Now to see who won.
  The old troll shows his card. It is the ace of rocks.
  The tall troll shows his card. It is the ten of rocks.
  The short troll shows his card. It is the king of rocks.
  The old troll wins the round.
  The tall troll gives 2 gold coins to the old troll.
  The short troll gives 2 gold coins to the old troll.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals four cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself and the two other troll each grab a card. The last card is in front of you.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the ace of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 1," says the old troll.
  "Ur, I stay," says the tall troll.
  "Ur, I stay," says the short troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 1.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 1. (The tall troll only has 1 gold coin.)
  The old troll has 6 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 1 gold coin.
  The short troll has 4 gold coins.
  You have 9 gold coins.
  There are 3 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > raise
  You have to say how much you would like to raise. For instance "raise 1"
  
  > stay
  You stay.
  
  The round is over. Now to see who won.
  The old troll shows his card. It is the nine of rocks.
  The tall troll shows his card. It is the ten of rocks.
  The short troll shows his card. It is the jack of rocks.
  You show your card.
  You win the round.
  The old troll gives 1 gold coin to you.
  The tall troll gives 1 gold coin to you.
  The short troll gives 1 gold coin to you.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals three cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself and the short troll grabs another. The tall troll is not in the game, as he doesn't have any money. The last card is in front of you.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the eight of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 1," says the old troll.
  "Ur, I fold," says the short troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 1.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 5. (The old troll only has 5 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 5 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 3 gold coins.
  You have 12 gold coins.
  There is 1 gold coin in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > fold
  You fold.
  The old troll wins the round. No money though.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals three cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself and the short troll grabs another. The tall troll is not in the game, as he doesn't have any money. The last card is in front of you.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the ace of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 1," says the old troll.
  "Ur, I raise to 3," says the short troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 3.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 3. (The short troll only has 3 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 5 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 3 gold coins.
  You have 12 gold coins.
  There are 4 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > stay
  You stay.
  "Ur, I fold," says the old troll.
  
  The round is over. Now to see who won.
  The short troll shows his card. It is the jack of rocks.
  You show your card.
  You win the round.
  The old troll gives 1 gold coin to you.
  The short troll gives 3 gold coins to you.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals two cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself. The other card is in front of you. The short troll and the tall troll are not in the game, as they don't have any money.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the three of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 4," says the old troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 4.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 4. (The old troll only has 4 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 4 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 0 gold coins.
  You have 16 gold coins.
  There are 4 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > fold
  You fold.
  The old troll wins the round. No money though.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals two cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself. The other card is in front of you. The short troll and the tall troll are not in the game, as they don't have any money.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the five of rocks.
  "Ur, I fold," says the old troll.
  You win the round. No money though.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals two cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself. The other card is in front of you. The short troll and the tall troll are not in the game, as they don't have any money.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the two of rocks.
  "Ur, I fold," says the old troll.
  You win the round. No money though.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals two cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself. The other card is in front of you. The short troll and the tall troll are not in the game, as they don't have any money.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the seven of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 4," says the old troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 4.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 4. (The old troll only has 4 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 4 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 0 gold coins.
  You have 16 gold coins.
  There are 4 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the three of rocks.
  "Ur, I fold," says the old troll.
  You win the round. No money though.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals two cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself. The other card is in front of you. The short troll and the tall troll are not in the game, as they don't have any money.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the king of rocks.
  "Ur, I fold," says the old troll.
  You win the round. No money though.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals two cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself. The other card is in front of you. The short troll and the tall troll are not in the game, as they don't have any money.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take card
  You pick up your card, it's the nine of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 2," says the old troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 2.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 4. (The old troll only has 4 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 4 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 0 gold coins.
  You have 16 gold coins.
  There are 2 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the ten of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 4," says the old troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 4.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 4. (The old troll only has 4 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 4 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 0 gold coins.
  You have 16 gold coins.
  There are 4 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the ten of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 3," says the old troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 3.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 4. (The old troll only has 4 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 4 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 0 gold coins.
  You have 16 gold coins.
  There are 3 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the nine of rocks.
  "Ur, I fold," says the old troll.
  You win the round. No money though.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals two cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself. The other card is in front of you. The short troll and the tall troll are not in the game, as they don't have any money.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the two of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 2," says the old troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 2.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 4. (The old troll only has 4 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 4 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 0 gold coins.
  You have 16 gold coins.
  There are 2 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the four of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 4," says the old troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 4.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 4. (The old troll only has 4 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 4 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 0 gold coins.
  You have 16 gold coins.
  There are 4 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the four of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 1," says the old troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 1.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 4. (The old troll only has 4 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 4 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 0 gold coins.
  You have 16 gold coins.
  There is 1 gold coin in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > take card
  You pick up your card, it's the king of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 1," says the old troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 1.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 4. (The old troll only has 4 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 4 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 0 gold coins.
  You have 16 gold coins.
  There is 1 gold coin in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > Raise 4
  You can't raise that much. The highest possible bet (in total) is 4. That means you can only raise 3.
  
  > Raise 3
  You raise to 4.
  "Ur, I fold," says the old troll.
  You win the round.
  The old troll gives 1 gold coin to you.
  
  The cards are put back in the deck. The old troll picks up the deck of cards and shuffles it. He deals two cards face down on the table. He grabs one card for himself. The other card is in front of you. The short troll and the tall troll are not in the game, as they don't have any money.
  
  The old troll says, "Ur, if you want to play, take the card. If you don't want to play get off the rock."
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the six of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 1," says the old troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 1.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 3. (The old troll only has 3 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 3 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 0 gold coins.
  You have 17 gold coins.
  There is 1 gold coin in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > take the card
  You pick up your card, it's the ace of rocks.
  "Ur, I bet 3," says the old troll.
  
  Your turn.
  The lowest possible bet (in total) is now 3.
  The highest possible bet (in total) is now 3. (The old troll only has 3 gold coins.)
  The old troll has 3 gold coins.
  The tall troll has 0 gold coins.
  The short troll has 0 gold coins.
  You have 17 gold coins.
  There are 3 gold coins in the pot.
  So far you have betted 0 gold coins.
  Do you want to stay, raise or fold?
  
  > stay
  You stay.
  
  The round is over. Now to see who won.
  The old troll shows his card. It is the jack of rocks.
  You show your card.
  You win the round.
  The old troll gives 3 gold coins to you.
  
  "Ur," says the old troll. "we're all broke. We can't play with you any more."
  "Ok," you say. You put the card back and get up.
  
  > Is
  A staff (with tentacles)
  A bottle (closed)
  A healing gun
  A nosehairscrew
  Mirrorshades
  A manual
  
  You are wearing:
  A ring
  Boxer shorts.
  
  > open the bottle
  You try to open the bottle, but can't. It has some kind of childproof lid.
  
  > Go east
  You try, but the bright light is too strong. It hurts your eyes.
  
  > wear the shades
  You put on the pair of mirrorshades.
  
  > go east
  This cave has exits to the north, east, south and west.
  A stone pedestal as tall as you stands in a corner. A knife is planted in it, hilt up.
  
  A diamond the size of your chest lies in the middle of the cave. A tremendous light shines out from it and fills the entire cave.
  
  The goblin comes running after you.
  
  > Go south
  You are not testing The Pebble That Protects You From Falling Down From Really High Places this month. It was just a scam anyway.
  
  > go northwest
  This cave has an exit southeast to the outside, or you could go further into the mountain to the northwest.
  A somewhat larger than life-size statue of his holiness One-Hand Jack stands in the middle of the cave. Jack used to be an infamous pirate, but later formed Hoverism, a peaceful religion. The statue holds its left arm out and up, the hook at the end of it just low enough to be reached.
  An old Hoverist is hovering about a meter above the floor. He is sitting in the lotus position, his head is turned towards the statue, and his eyes are closed. He is wearing a white loincloth.
  
  Though you cannot see it, you know that a Hustlespleen & Poe Coat of Invisibility hangs on the hook. It is supposed to turn visible (or turn invisible again) whenever you say the magic word "tango".
  
  The goblin comes running after you.
  
  > touch the goblin with the staff
  (the goblin sidekick with the staff)
  The goblin sidekick vanishes.
  
  There is a most horrible sound like two carriages filled with drum sets crashing at full speed, whilst a million cows pull a million feet up from a swamp. There is a terrible feeling of being thrown. And there is pain. Lots and lots of pain. You lie still, waiting for the pain to subside. It doesn't.
  
  Wearily you open your eyes. Turquoise. That's all you can see. It takes a moment before you realize that something covers your eyes. Slowly you lift your arm (pain, pain, pain) and wipe your face (pain, pain, pain). It is turquoise sludge that covers your face. And your arm. And, you notice, the rest of your body. You are lying in a pool of the stuff. Looking around a bit you notice you have been thrown into another cave. You open your mouth and spit out some sludge. It is very silent. In fact you cannot hear a sound. Wait a moment. You twist your head to the side (pain, pain, pain) and sludge pours out of your ear. You can hear a dripping sound coming from the southeast.
  
  "Note to self," you think. "Do not transport a very large monster into a very small space, when simultaneously occupying that space."
  
  You start trying to get up (PAIN, PAIN, PAIN). You stop trying to get up. You have noticed a piece of metal sticking out of your shoulder. You carefully pull it out. After a moment it dawns on you; this is a piece of the safe. Looking closer at your body you see quite a lot of other pieces of the safe sticking out from it. Enough to build a new small safe from, you estimate. Carefully you begin to pick out the pieces, one by one, and throw them away.
  
  You get up. You clean off the worst of the sludge. You start longing for a long hot bath. And a chiropractor appointment. You look around.
  
  The only exit from this cave is to the southeast.
  Some runes are written on the wall.
  Several fragments from the safe are lying here. Quite a bit of turquoise sludge is on the floor; most of it around the southeast exit.
  
  A pair of mirrorshades lies here. You would have been able to see yourself in them, except they are covered in turquoise sludge.
  
  > get the shades
  You pick up mirrorshades and wipe the sludge off them.
  
  > Go southeast
  This cave has exits to the northwest and southeast.
  A shoal of small fish crawls around on the floor. They look creepy. Their skins are white and look almost transparent. Their eyes are also white and don't have pupils.
  Big and small pieces of the safe are spread all around this room. The safe door has embedded itself halfway into the cave wall. There are quite a lot of pieces of porcelain spread around too. Lots and lots of dead fish lie around, many with bits of the safe sticking out of them. There is some disgusting turquoise sludge covering almost everything in the room, including the ceiling. Now and then globs of it fall to the floor.
  
  A bottle of the dreaded Dante Tomato Sauce, Triple-Extra Spicy stands here. Something is written on it. It is covered in turquoise sludge. It is closed.
  
  "The Ultimate Creature Manual" by Arthur Hippoman is here. According to the back it contains information about every single monster in the world, and how to defend yourself against them. It is suspiciously thin.
  
  Some sludge drip from the ceiling.
  
  > get the porcelain
  You pick up the largest piece of porcelain you can see. After studying it for a while you realize it belonged to a Ming vase. Judging by the amount of porcelain there must have been quite a lot of Ming vases in the safe. They would have been priceless. Disgruntled you throw the piece away.
  
  Lots of sludge drip from the ceiling.
  
  > get all
  bottle: You pick up the bottle and clean off some sludge.
  Creature Manual: You pick up the book, and remove the bits of the safe that are stuck in the cover. Then you open the book and shake it. Sludge, and a very flat fish, drips out.
  dead fishes: Never mind the dead fishes.
  porcelain: You pick up the largest piece of porcelain you can see. After studying it for a while you realize it belonged to a Ming vase. Judging by the amount of porcelain there must have been quite a lot of Ming vases in the safe. They would have been priceless. Disgruntled you throw the piece away.
  safe door: Never mind the safe door.
  safe pieces: Never mind the safe pieces.
  sludge: Never mind the sludge.
  shoal of fish: You manage to catch a fat fish.
  
  Lots of sludge drip from the ceiling.