text: > Look around
  You are where the couch ends here at the east, at least where it ends at one end. North is the TV and west is more couch.
  
  Cassie is all pulled up on the east grey couch.
  
  > examine the couch
  Grey and short and it is soft when the mom or the dad put you on it. This part is the east part. The rest of the couch is west.
  
  > pull up on the couch
  You wriggle your way next to Cassie and pull up on the east grey couch and get to your feet.
  
  Lisa all of a sudden busts out with "I know I asked this last time but does anyone else's boobs hurt? Because here lately feeding Cassie is murder."
  
  > Continue
  You are already all pulled up on the east grey couch and you can't go any higher.
  
  "Mine don't," Parry says quietly, but Becca is all "That's why I got Jemison on solids as soon as I could."
  
  > climb the couch
  You are already all pulled up on the east grey couch and you can't go any higher.
  
  The mom asks Lisa, "Have you tried lanolin?"
  
  > sit
  You sit down on your diaper and it is good that it is all padded and stuff.
  
  "You and your remedies, Farina," Lisa says. "Lanolin this and cabbage leaves that."
  
  > Go north
  The entertainment center here holds the TV all towering above you and it has these glass doors beneath the TV that you can see stereo equipment through. You are near the couch to the south and the middle of the living room to the west and there is a small open area to play in to the north.
  
  You can see Alfadog here.
  
  "It makes me glad Zoe was so good at latching on," Marion says. Grr, Zoe.
  
  > turn on Alfadog
  You make a move towards the switch on Alfadog and the mom grabs you and says, "We're not playing with Alfadog right now, kiddo. We're working on pulling up."
  
  Lisa sighs and says, "Maybe I'll try the lanolin," and the mom says, "Let us know how it works."
  
  > open the doors
  You push on the doors to the entertainment center but the parents have them all fixed in place.
  
  > look through the doors
  There is stereo equipment behind the glass doors and there is a big TV all tall up there on the entertainment center.
  
  > Southwest part
  This portable playpen is all old, probably it should be recalled except that the parents are way cheap. It is this frame made of metal bars and it has mesh sides and a floor for babies to play on. The bars go around in ovals at the top and bottom. It should be recalled because the top oval is hinged and you can lower one side of the playpen by pushing the top bar up and then letting go so that the mesh comes down. It is in the middle of the living room to the west.
  
  > Go west
  This is the middle of the living room, it is all big and vast. This is where everybody plays because it is so big. But when you get bored there is a bunch of other stuff you can go to like the TV to the east and the loveseat to the west and the couch to the south and the gliding rocking chair to the north.
  
  Part of your playpen is here, there is more of it to the northeast.
  
  You can also see a smooth rock here.
  
  > pull up on the playpen
  The mesh gives too much for you to pull yourself up on it.
  
  > look in the playpen
  The southwest part of the playpen is empty.
  
  > go to the north-east
  You are east of the gliding rocking chair that is fun to ride on and north of the big TV that Sesame Street comes from. On the wall is a big bookcase full of chewy books. There is a way into the kitchen to the north but one of those baby gates is there, that is no fair.
  
  Part of your playpen is here, there is more of it to the southwest.
  
  > Lift bar
  (with the northeast part of the playpen)
  You have short arms, you can't reach the top oval from down here.
  
  > examine the mesh
  This portable playpen is all old, probably it should be recalled except that the parents are way cheap. It is this frame made of metal bars and it has mesh sides and a floor for babies to play on. The bars go around in ovals at the top and bottom. It should be recalled because the top oval is hinged and you can lower one side of the playpen by pushing the top bar up and then letting go so that the mesh comes down.
  
  You can hear Zoe squalling all loudly by the gliding rocking chair.
  
  > go north
  That baby gate is completely in your way.
  
  > Go west
  The gliding rocking chair is all tall and wooden. It is where the mom rocks you when she thinks you need a nap even though you do not need naps. The loveseat is west and there is a small open area to the east and a big open area in the middle of the room to the south.
  
  Parry's feet keep leaving the floor as he rocks.
  
  A backpack with bears on and your favorite toy in it is shoved behind the rocking chair next to the wall.
  
  You can also see a plush book here.
  
  Zoe is sitting in a fog of grump on the floor.
  
  > examine the fog
  Boy, Zoe is grumpy.
  
  Zoe makes this sort of coughing hiccuping half-cry.
  
  > look at Parry
  That is Parry Mason, he is Watson Mason's dad. Normally Watson's mom Shari is here but she must be somewhere else so that is why Parry is here.
  
  > climb Parry
  As soon as you have pulled up on the gliding rocking chair Parry looks down and says "Hey, there, you want to be picked up?" and he lifts you into his lap and stops rocking. If you were on the ground you could get to the backpack now.
  
  > Inventory
  Your hands are all empty.
  
  > Poop
  See for you to do that on command you'd have to be potty trained and you are not, that is just another way the man controls you.
  
  Parry says, "Okay, down you go," and he gently lowers you to the floor and starts rocking again.
  
  > spit on Zoe
  It may be normal little baby behavior to drool and spit up all over parents and other babies but you are like eleven months old and now it would be unseemly.
  
  Zoe makes this sort of coughing grunting half-sob.
  
  > Go south
  This is the middle of the living room, it is all big and vast. This is where everybody plays because it is so big. But when you get bored there is a bunch of other stuff you can go to like the TV to the east and the loveseat to the west and the couch to the south and the gliding rocking chair to the north.
  
  Part of your playpen is here, there is more of it to the northeast.
  
  You can also see a smooth rock here.
  
  > get the rock
  You pick it up.
  
  You can hear Zoe squalling all loudly by the gliding rocking chair.
  
  > go west
  This is the south end of the loveseat, there is more loveseat to the north and a big play area to the east and to the south is the couch that is bigger than the loveseat.
  
  Those are Becca's legs by the loveseat.
  
  Watson sits all sad and dumpy on the floor.
  
  > Go south
  The couch is very long and this is the west part of it. There is a loveseat to the north and more couch to the east.
  
  Lisa's legs are hanging off of the couch.
  
  Jemison is all chewing on the rattly car.
  
  > drop rock
  Dropped.
  
  > get rock
  When Jemison sees you take the smooth rock, his eyes light up and he lets go of a rattly car and starts watching the smooth rock and thus yourself.
  
  > Go north
  This is the south end of the loveseat, there is more loveseat to the north and a big play area to the east and to the south is the couch that is bigger than the loveseat.
  
  Those are Becca's legs by the loveseat.
  
  Watson sits all sad and dumpy on the floor.
  
  Jemison comes in after you and settles close by you and looks pointedly at the smooth rock.
  
  Watson pulls up on Becca who says "Watch the pants, kid!" and she laughs and puts him back on the floor.
  
  > Go north
  This is the part of the loveseat that is to the north. It goes on to the south and you could totally slip around the end of the loveseat to the west except that a baby gate is in the way. There is the rocking chair to the east as well, that is always fun.
  
  The legs of Marion dangle from the loveseat.
  
  Jemison comes in after you and settles close by you and looks pointedly at the smooth rock.
  
  > go east
  The gliding rocking chair is all tall and wooden. It is where the mom rocks you when she thinks you need a nap even though you do not need naps. The loveseat is west and there is a small open area to the east and a big open area in the middle of the room to the south.
  
  Parry's feet keep leaving the floor as he rocks.
  
  A backpack with bears on and your favorite toy in it is shoved behind the rocking chair next to the wall.
  
  You can also see a plush book here.
  
  Zoe has hold of a soft foam block all sadly.
  
  Jemison comes in after you and settles close by you and looks pointedly at the smooth rock.
  
  Zoe looks at the soft foam block and she sighs.
  
  > give the rock to Zoe
  Zoe shrieks at you and shoves the smooth rock out of your hands and hits at you. Marion sees that and she reacts in a flash and says "No, Zoe, no!" and stops doing whatever parent thing she was doing and jumps up and pulls Zoe away from you. "I'm sorry, Farina," she tells the mom.
  
  Jemison suddenly sees that the smooth rock is available and he scoops it up.
  
  > take the block
  Zoe shrieks at you and yanks back the soft foam block. Marion sees that and she reacts in a flash and says "No, Zoe, no!" and stops doing whatever parent thing she was doing and jumps up and pulls Zoe away from you. "I'm sorry, Farina," she tells the mom.
  
  Watson wanders in from the southwest.
  
  > look at the block
  Magenta and soft and fun to chew. It is like one hand wide on a side.
  
  Zoe drops the soft foam block and shoves it away from her. When Jemison sees Zoe drop the soft foam block he gets rid of a smooth rock and takes the soft foam block instead.
  
  > take the rock
  When Jemison sees you pick up the smooth rock, he gets all excited and he drops a soft foam block and starts watching the smooth rock and thus yourself.
  
  > give the rock to Parry
  He is too busy with talking and adults and other stuff.
  
  Zoe scrunches up her face and bursts into wails.
  
  > drop the rock
  When you drop the smooth rock Jemison is all over that and he snatches it up.
  
  Zoe scrunches up her face and bursts into wails.
  
  Watson gingerly takes the plush book. When Jemison sees Watson take the plush book, his eyes light up and he drops a smooth rock and starts watching the plush book and thus Watson.
  
  > take the block
  When Jemison sees you take the soft foam block, his eyes light up and he forgets all about the plush book and he starts watching the soft foam block and thus yourself.
  
  > put the block under the chair
  That would be a good way to stop the rocking chair from rocking but it is a gliding rocking chair and so even if you put something under there it could keep gliding.
  
  > Go southeast
  The entertainment center here holds the TV all towering above you and it has these glass doors beneath the TV that you can see stereo equipment through. You are near the couch to the south and the middle of the living room to the west and there is a small open area to play in to the north.
  
  You can see Alfadog here.
  
  Jemison comes in after you and settles close by you and looks pointedly at the soft foam block.
  
  > Go south
  You are where the couch ends here at the east, at least where it ends at one end. North is the TV and west is more couch.
  
  Cassie is all pulled up on the east grey couch.
  
  Cassie moves hand over hand along the east grey couch to the west and is gone.
  
  Jemison comes in after you and settles close by you and looks pointedly at the soft foam block.
  
  > put the block in the mouth
  You shove the soft foam block in your mouth and start chewing on it and that leaves your hands free.
  
  > pull up on the couch
  You pull up on the east grey couch and get to your feet and you are all steady except for the occasional sway.
  
  Jemison cannot look away from you and the soft foam block.
  
  > go west
  You slide along while moving your hands to keep steady.
  
  Here is where the middle of the couch is. If you want to play you should totally go north to the middle of the room where there is a lot of space. There is more couch to the east and west.
  
  The mom is sitting on the couch.
  
  Cassie has hold of the squishy ball and keeps fiddling with it.
  
  Cassie crawls off to the northwest.
  
  Jemison comes in from the east.
  
  > sit
  You sit down on your diaper and it is good that it is all padded and stuff.
  
  You can hear Zoe squalling all loudly by the gliding rocking chair.
  
  > Go northwest
  This is the south end of the loveseat, there is more loveseat to the north and a big play area to the east and to the south is the couch that is bigger than the loveseat.
  
  Those are Becca's legs by the loveseat.
  
  Jemison comes in after you and settles close by you and looks pointedly at the soft foam block.
  
  Jemison cannot look away from you and the soft foam block.
  
  > examine Cassie
  That is Cassie Sandoval, she is wearing a white dress that is all bright against her dark skin and her hair is captured with pink clips. Her arms are scraped up and she has some bruises on her legs. She is carrying a squishy ball. She is next to the gliding rocking chair to the northeast.
  
  > Go northeast
  The gliding rocking chair is all tall and wooden. It is where the mom rocks you when she thinks you need a nap even though you do not need naps. The loveseat is west and there is a small open area to the east and a big open area in the middle of the room to the south.
  
  Parry's feet keep leaving the floor as he rocks.
  
  A backpack with bears on and your favorite toy in it is shoved behind the rocking chair next to the wall.
  
  You can also see a smooth rock here.
  
  Cassie and Watson and Zoe are here. Cassie has hold of the squishy ball and keeps shaking it. Watson is holding the plush book. Zoe has hold of a teeny squeezy book all sadly.
  
  Jemison comes in after you and settles close by you and looks pointedly at the soft foam block.
  
  Zoe looks at the teeny squeezy book and she sighs.
  
  Cassie offers the squishy ball to Zoe and Zoe shrieks and shoves and kicks at the squishy ball and at Cassie. Marion sees that and she reacts in a flash and says, "No, Zoe, no!" and stops doing whatever parent thing she was doing and jumps up and pulls Zoe away from Cassie. "Sorry about Zoe's behavior," she says all apologetically.
  
  > take clips
  Cassie has a grip that is like steel.
  
  Watson puts down the plush book.
  
  > give the block to Cassie
  You show the soft foam block to Cassie who looks at it and then shows you the squishy ball in response.
  
  Cassie chews on the squishy ball.
  
  Jemison stares at you and waits for you to drop the soft foam block.
  
  > pull up on Parry
  As soon as you have pulled up on the gliding rocking chair Parry looks down and says "Hey, there, you want to be picked up?" and he lifts you into his lap and stops rocking. And then Jemison pulls up on the gliding rocking chair and looks up at you and grunts softly.
  
  Zoe takes the teeny squeezy book and shakes it half-heartedly, she is so bored with it.