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  You and your girl/boyfriend start shooting the zombies one by one. Suddenly, Tiff and Tuff appear again.
  
  Tiff: Well, if it isn't those 2 again!
  Tuff: It seems you've killed one of our greatest weapons: The Colossal Tubby!
  Tiff: I guess you're pretty tough, but wait until you see our next attack!
  You: Oh yeah? Not until we kill you!
  Tiff: You're better off not trying to kill us! Ha ha ha ha ha!
  Tuff: You had better make your choice!
  
  > Don't shoot them
  Tiff: Good choice! And now, we shall kill you!
  
  Tiff and Tuff fly at you when your girl/boyfriend shoots them by surprise. Tiff and Tuff fall to the ground, but then recover themselves.
  
  Tiff: OUCH! That wasn't very nice! Get them, zombies!
  
  Tiff and Tuff laugh evily together and they teleport out of the scene.
  
  Moe/Mary: Let's get it on!
  
  You both start shooting the zombies.
  
  > Will be right back after these messages!
  Hey kids, do you like chinpokomon? Well, then you're gonna go wild for Wild Wacky
  Action Bike!
  
  (It shows a kid trying to ride it as it sings:)
  
  Wild Wacky Action Bike! The bike that's hard to
  ride!
  
  The Wild Wacky Action Bike is almost impossible to steer and it glows in the dark!
  
  (It sings again (See #1) and then and it later pauses as the kid hits some orange cones. It then sings another one (#2) as the kid crashes into a truck.)
  
  #1: Gonna try riding all day long, but I'm gonna fail
  on this Wild Wacky Action thing.
  
  #2: Can't ride it! Can't ride it! Wild Wacky Action
  thing!
  
  Wild Wacky Action Bike comes with everything
  you see here!
  
  > >>>
  Boston Red Sox Vs. New York Yankees Vs. Oxygen! The first baseball game that's not a duel! It has 3 teams! Coming next Friday on Fox!
  
  > >>>
  What is cheese? A slice of cheese? No! Yo' mama? No! A new TV show that's coming next Friday? Heck yeah! This show stars a slice of cheese, another slice of cheese, and even more slices of cheese! Coming soon: Cheese! Right on ABC!
  
  > >>>
  There's a new movie in town! Nothing! It's about a scene of nothing! The cast: Nothing! The plot: Nothing! The title: Nothing! New York Times says it's the greatest movie ever! The Boston Globe says "I've never expected such a fabulous movie in my entire life!"! Critics give it "****"! Nothing! Making it so there will be nothing in theaters on this date:
  
  00/00/100000000000000000000000000000!!!
  
  > >>>
  And now, back to our game!
  
  > Go!
  I hope you enjoyed the commercials! Those sound exciting! Anyway, back to our game:
  
  You and your girl/boyfriend continue killing the zombies when suddenly, a voice is heard.
  
  ???: Zombies! You are dismissed! It's time for me to send in my foodons!
  You: Foodons? What the heck?
  
  The zombies teleport out of the scene. A boy holding a giant spatula appears out of nowhere with some weird food with eyes.
  Boy: I am Chase! I am from Fighting Foodons! A show that got cancelled all because it reached its final episode! Episode 26! After I'm finished with you, I'll threaten the government to re-air that show and then create an eternal marathon on whatever channel "That 70's Show" is on!
  Moe/Mary: Not if we can help it! We'll take you on!
  You: Your eternal marathon WILL air.......in your dreams!
  
  You and your girl/boyfriend take out your guns and get ready for battle. Chase summons some strange monsters that are mutated food.
  
  > attack the food
  You and your girl/boyfriend start shooting the mutated food and they all soon become destroyed.
  
  Chase: UGH! My foodons! I guess it's my turn!
  
  Chase takes out his spatula and charges at you. What do you do?
  
  > Shoot Chase
  Chase gets hit in the mouth and flies back. Blood drips out of his mouth. But he wipes it off.
  
  Chase: You are going to regret this!
  
  Chase takes 2 guns out. One is a ketchup gun and one is a mustard gun.
  
  Chase: I got these fom that Hot Dog guy. Now feel the pain!
  You: You're going to shoot me with ketchup and mustard? Retarded!
  
  > shoot his guns
  You shoot the 2 guns and ketchup and mustard splatter everywhere. The guns are destroyed.
  
  Chase: You little freak! I'll let my spatula take care of business for me! Prepare to meet your doom!
  You: What are you gonna do? Bonk me in the head with it? Flip me, roast me, and then put me in between 2 buns?
  Chase: Shut up, moron! I shall now delete you from my life!!
  You: Oh yeah? Try me!
  
  > grab hold of his spatula
  You grab it and he tries to pull it away from you. You take it from him and slap him in the cheek with it. He falls to the ground. Now do a death stab!
  
  > Time to finish this!
  You stab him in the chest and he vaporizes in thin air.
  
  You: Well, he's gone!
  Moe/Mary: Com'on! Let's go someplace else!
  
  > Deep within the forest
  A bunch of bats come swarming after you! RUN!!
  
  > Back into the streets! Just kill the zombies!
  There are a bunch of zombies roaming the streets! They are too much for you to kill! What do you do?
  
  > kill them anyway!
  Tiff and Tuff appear again as you start shooting them.
  
  Tiff: Well, if it isn't that kid again! Let me introduce you to 2 of our friends!
  
  A gigantic George Washington statue hovers and lands on the ground with a teenager and a scientist sitting on separate shoulders.
  
  Tuff: Marty McFly and Doc!
  You: You mean those 2 guys from the 3 Back to the Future movies?
  Marty: Those guys are our enemies!
  Doc: And now, we shall obey Tiff and Tuff and destroy you with this George Washington robot! ATTACK!
  
  The giant robot takes out his axe and tries to chop you down. What do you do?
  
  > shoot Marty and Doc
  You shoot both of them and they fall off. Now to finish them!
  
  > destroy the statue!
  You find that the robot's weak point is its chest and you start shooting at it. It crumbles up and falls into pieces. Marty and Doc die in the crash.
  
  Tiff: NOOOOOO! I thought that thing could kill anybody!
  Tuff: I can't believe he defeated it!
  You: Well, I guess that's all for now!
  Tuff: Come back here! We're not done with you yet!
  
  You run off farther into the streets and see a bunch of even more zombies. There's also a deserted 1982 GMC Custom Van. What do you do?
  
  > shoot the zombies
  1 hour of killing later, you find more zombies after you. I think you oughta take the van.
  
  > go into the van
  It apparently appears that Mr. T owns the van. He finds you trying to take his van and he runs after you.
  
  Mr. T: What do you think you're doing to ma' van, foo?
  You: I was just borrowing it!
  Mr. T: So, you need a way to escape from 'dose zombie suckas?
  You: Yeah. Could you help me escape? My mission is to destroy these people called-
  Mr. T: Spazoids?
  You: Yep. No time for chit-chat! We have to get away! Try crashing into them!
  Mr. T: No problem, foo!
  
  The van goes helluva fast and crashes into every zombie in its path. You escape from the evil group and fly off a ramp. You and the T-man land in some weird place with a yellow house with a red roof on it. Uh-oh. You know what that means! Blue's Clues! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
  
  > enter the evil house
  You enter the house and you find the evil green shirt-wearing idiot.
  
  Steve: Hello! What's your name?
  You: (your name here)! I'm here to kill you for being a spazoid!
  Steve: How do you know about our evil organization?
  You: Tiff and Tuff told me.
  Steve: Oh. Anyway, I'm glad you came. I need 3 clues in order to set up my own show of evil that will last forever and will make people suffer world-wide! I have 2/3 clues so far! You'll make a perfect clue! Blue! Use your pawprint blast!
  Blue: Ruff!
  
  Blue holds out his paw and fires a blue pawprint at you. What do you do?
  
  > let it hit you
  You get hit by the attack and die. Your soul emerges out of the blue pawprint that was on you. Steve holds out his notebook and your soul goes into it. He goes into his thinking chair and solves the mystery! His show comes on and all humans become extinct! You failed!