text: [Themes: Humor, Source Code, cat, slavery]
  
  > Look around
  The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.
  
  You can see the resident cat, a crowbar, a pair of secateurs, a hole in the brickwork (empty) and a rock paperweight here.
  
  > examine the fridge
  It's a small white box for keeping things cold.
  
  > open the fridge
  You open the fridge, and inside is a glass of milk, a regular trifle, a bunch of grapes and a vegan trifle.
  
  > examine milk
  L, LANdIt's a cold glass of milk. From the smell, you'd say it might be goat's milk.
  
  > look at regular
  It's a three-tiered concoction of full-fat cream, ox gelatin jelly, and milk-powder-enriched sponge cake.
  
  > look at the grapes
  Just a bunch of sad looking grapes.
  
  > examine vegan
  It's gluten and sugar free as well. You can only assume that it's made entirely from rice starch.
  
  > take the milk and regular
  glass of milk: You're carrying too many things already.
  regular trifle: You're carrying too many things already.
  
  > put the shrews in skip
  POINT.]
  
  > >S
  
  > TTHE PaYou throw the family of shrews into the skip.
  
  > put the gloves in the skip
  (first taking it off)
  You throw the pair of fox-fur gloves into the skip.
  
  > look at what you're carrying with you
  You are carrying:
  a bunch of grapes
  an ocelot coat (being worn)
  a lizard whistle (being worn)
  
  > Go east
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an impossibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  > look at the bat
  The bat is circling above you, apparently reticent about coming down.
  
  > drop the grapes
  Dropped.
  
  > Wait
  Time passes.
  
  > go north
  The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.
  
  You can see a pair of secateurs, the resident cat, a crowbar, a hole in the brickwork (empty) and a rock paperweight here.
  
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a significantly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  You can see a bunch of grapes here.
  
  > go to the south
  Curator's Office
  The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.
  
  You can see a pair of secateurs, the resident cat, a crowbar, a hole in the brickwork (empty) and a rock paperweight here.
  
  > take the milk and regular
  glass of milk: Taken.
  regular trifle: Taken.
  
  > take the vegan
  You're carrying too many things already.
  
  > Go north
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a plot relevant high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  You can see a bunch of grapes here.
  
  > put the milk in the skip
  You throw the glass of milk into the skip.
  
  > put the trifle in the skip
  You throw the regular trifle into the skip.
  
  > take the cat
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an incredibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  You can see a bunch of grapes here.
  
  The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.
  
  You can see a pair of secateurs, the resident cat, a crowbar, a hole in the brickwork (empty) and a rock paperweight here.
  
  You pick her up and she miaows with minor concern.
  
  > go west
  Back Corridor
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an improbably high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  You can see a bunch of grapes here.
  
  You stand in a vast glass-ceilinged atrium. The main doors stand behind you to the south, in front is the rest of the museum. The part that you actually need to clear is through the little door to the back rooms, behind the information desk to the east. The portrait gallery opens off to the west.
  
  In the centre of the atrium is a huge skip, (or garbage dumpster, if you're so inclined), into which you are to place all objects tainted with mammalian DNA, or direct organic bi-products of mammals. When the job is done, you need only blow the whistle you've been given, and Kssshsss will come and assess your execution of the task.
  
  > put the cat in the skip
  IGH CEILING. THeYou throw the resident cat into the skip.
  
  > Wait
  Time passes.
  
  > Go east
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with an impossibly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  You can see a bunch of grapes here.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  an ocelot coat (being worn)
  a lizard whistle (being worn)
  
  > Go south
  The painting lies in tatters on the floor of the office, revealing a hole in the brickwork behind. Beneath the painting the small office comprises of a small desk, a huge overstuffed chair and mini fridge.
  
  You can see a pair of secateurs, a crowbar, a hole in the brickwork (empty) and a rock paperweight here.
  
  The cat gets bored of being in the skip and jumps out.
  
  > take the vegan and the rock
  THE SKIP.
  
  > [YOUR SCovegan trifle: Taken.
  rock paperweight: Taken.
  
  The resident cat arrives from the north.
  
  > Go north
  You find yourself in a dingy back corridor with a significantly high ceiling. The way back to the atrium lies through the little door west. The main Holding Room opens up to the east, the curator's office is to south, while north sits a cloak room.
  
  You can see a bunch of grapes here.
  
  The resident cat arrives from the south.
  
  > put vegan on the grapes
  Putting things on the bunch of grapes would achieve nothing.
  
  The cat rubs against your legs.
  
  > tie the string to the cat
  (first untying the string)
  
  You want the string tied around the rock paperweight.
  
  > throw the rock at the bat
  No, that would be cruel.
  
  > Swing the rock
  There's nothing sensible to swing here.
  
  The cat purrs contently.
  
  > tie the string to bat
  With the string, you tie the bat to the rock, anchoring the poor bat to the rock.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a vegan trifle
  an ocelot coat (being worn)
  a lizard whistle (being worn)
  
  > take the rock
  That seems to be a part of the anchored bat.
  
  > take the bat
  The bat is too high to jump and catch from the ground.
  
  > take the string
  You want the string tied around the anchored bat.
  
  > throw the coat at the bat
  No, that would be cruel.
  
  > check what you're carrying
  You are carrying:
  a vegan trifle
  an ocelot coat (being worn)
  a lizard whistle (being worn)
  
  The cat stretches joyously.