text: > describe your surroundings
  Rows and rows of vapid entertainment titles fill every square foot of this drab, depressing store. The full extent of the design imperative in decorating this place was apparently "gray".
  
  Your evil twin leers at you from behind the counter.
  
  You can also see a copy of Doom III (empty) and a counter here.
  
  Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall!" Deplorable.
  
  > examine Doom III DVD
  Which do you mean, the Doom III DVD or the Making of Doom III Featurette DVD?
  
  > show the dice to the twin
  Your evil twin is unimpressed.
  
  Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend!
  
  > put the dice on the counter
  "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the pair of carved bone dice off of the counter.
  
  "You know what, Leslie, I think we've been too hard on each other over the years. How about a truce?" Sam pauses for a second, but before you can respond: "Well, that was fun! What do you want to play now?"
  
  > throw dice at the twin
  (first taking the pair of carved bone dice)
  Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the pair of carved bone dice harmlessly into the air.
  
  Sam chortles in glee.
  
  > put all on the counter
  pair of carved bone dice: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the pair of carved bone dice off of the counter.
  ID code: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the ID code off of the counter.
  order form: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the order form off of the counter.
  jewel case: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the jewel case off of the counter.
  Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide off of the counter.
  Official Doom III Strategy guide: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the Official Doom III Strategy guide off of the counter.
  depleted uranium dog tags: "I do so love dress-up!" Your evil twin takes the depleted uranium dog tags and tries them on, practically giddy with excitement.
  fine pewter space marine: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the fine pewter space marine off of the counter.
  small smooth stone: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the small smooth stone off of the counter. resin-encased quantity of hare's fur: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the resin-encased quantity of hare's fur off of the counter.
  small smooth stone: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the small smooth stone off of the counter. small smooth stone: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the small smooth stone off of the counter. small smooth stone: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the small smooth stone off of the counter. small can of liver paté: Sam promptly wolfs down the small can of liver paté, completely unselfconsciously. It's really a disgusting sight. single chopstick: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the single chopstick off of the counter. genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam swats the genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica off of the counter.
  
  Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating!
  
  > examine tags
  Supposedly stamped from real depleted uranium. The number on the dog tags is ALK-1360053.
  
  Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted.
  
  > take all
  genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica: Taken.
  single chopstick: Taken.
  small smooth stone: Taken.
  small smooth stone: Taken.
  small smooth stone: Taken.
  resin-encased quantity of hare's fur: Taken.
  small smooth stone: Taken.
  fine pewter space marine: Taken.
  Official Doom III Strategy guide: Taken.
  Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide: Taken.
  jewel case: Taken.
  order form: Taken.
  ID code: Taken.
  pair of carved bone dice: Taken.
  copy of Doom III: Taken.
  Doom III DVD: Taken.
  Making of Doom III Featurette DVD: Taken.
  e-peen hammer: That seems to belong to your evil twin.
  
  Sam chortles in glee.
  
  > Examine sam
  Yes, it's none other than your evil twin Sam, menacing with an e-peen hammer! How monstrous, the duplicity! How devious, the deception! How terrible, the fashion sense!
  
  Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating!
  
  > examine tags
  Supposedly stamped from real depleted uranium. The number on the dog tags is ALK-1360053.
  
  Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend!
  
  > sit on the counter
  That's not something you can sit down on.
  
  Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall!" Deplorable.
  
  > Play
  What do you want to play?
  
  > examine Making
  You see nothing special about the Making of Doom III Featurette DVD.
  
  Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend!
  
  > examine the twin
  Yes, it's none other than your evil twin Sam, menacing with an e-peen hammer! How monstrous, the duplicity! How devious, the deception! How terrible, the fashion sense!
  
  "You know what, Leslie, I think we've been too hard on each other over the years. How about a truce?" Sam pauses for a second, but before you can respond: "Well, that was fun! What do you want to play now?"
  
  > examine the marine
  It's a toy soldier. How quaint.
  
  Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall!" Deplorable.
  
  > kill twin
  Deftly parried by the e-peen hammer.
  
  Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating!
  
  > play the the copy of Doom
  Not possible.
  
  Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted.
  
  > play Doom III DVD
  Which do you mean, the Making of Doom III Featurette DVD or the Doom III DVD?
  
  > Both
  Sorry, you can only have one item here. Which exactly?
  
  > Play making of
  Not possible.
  
  Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall!" Deplorable.
  
  > throw the stone at the twin
  Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the small smooth stone harmlessly into the air.
  
  Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted.
  
  > look at the game
  Which do you mean, the Doom III DVD or the copy of Doom III?
  
  > look at the game dvd
  You see nothing special about the Doom III DVD.
  
  Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall!" Deplorable.
  
  > play it
  Not possible.
  
  Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend!
  
  > Play game dvd
  Not possible.
  
  Sam chortles in glee.