text: > look around
  You are on a small circular platform between narrow railed catwalks leading southwest and east.
  
  A large mirror (facing north) is at the edge of the platform.
  
  > Go upwards
  The catwalk is too narrow for you to really explore.
  
  > go to the east
  You are on a small circular platform between narrow railed catwalks leading southeast and west.
  
  A large mirror (facing SW) is at the edge of the platform.
  
  You can also see a spider with some disturbing toupee thing here.
  
  > examine Spider
  KS LEADIn(a spider with some disturbing toupee thing)
  At least it doesn't have sideburns or anything. You're not sure where they'd go, but hey, small things.
  
  > take the toupee
  That seems to be a part of a spider with some disturbing toupee thing.
  
  > turn on the vacuum
  The bag is too full.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a Spider combating Kit (open)
  a recursive data chip
  a pack of 104 cards
  a leg steroid pill
  a juicy gourmet fly casserole
  an In-a-Pinch Infrasound Generator
  a mini-vacuum
  Packet of instant lemonade
  a spray bottle
  your summer program ID
  
  > turn on the generator
  DIN(A SPIDER WITH It reduces the spider to a weeping mess.
  
  > turn off the generator
  That's already off.
  
  > Go southeast
  You are on a small circular platform between narrow railed catwalks leading northwest and south.
  
  A large mirror (facing sort of between north and northwest--we'll call it NNW, NWN or even WNN) is at the edge of the platform.
  
  You can also see a wheezing metallic spider here.
  
  > examine Spider
  (the wheezing metallic spider)
  You see nothing special about the wheezing metallic spider.
  
  > examine the spray
  SPIDER You can see a soapy solution in there (you shook it up a bit.)
  
  > spray SPIDER
  What do you want to spray the wheezing metallic spider at?
  
  > spray the spray at SPIDER
  (the wheezing metallic spider)
  There's no liquid in the bottle to spray right now.
  
  > look at the bottle
  You can see a soapy solution in there (you shook it up a bit.)
  
  > put lemonade in the bottle
  (first taking Packet of instant lemonade)
  
  That can't contain things.
  
  > open the lemonade
  Just say where you want to POUR it.
  
  > pour the lemonade in the bottle
  You pour the lemonade powder in the spray bottle. You put the ripped packet in your shorts pocket, where you will forget about it.
  
  > spray the spray at SPIDER
  (the wheezing metallic spider)
  It's a vicious battle, but after pumping all of the lemony scent onto the spider, you finally make it run away.
  There's no liquid in the bottle to spray right now.
  
  > look at the pill
  RAY AT Probably small enough to sneak into something. It's one of those hard capsules, not easily dissolvable gel.
  
  > put the pill in the casserole
  (Taking the pill first)
  
  Taken.
  
  The spider probably won't notice it there. Good thinking.
  
  > check what you're carrying
  You are carrying:
  a Spider combating Kit (open)
  a recursive data chip
  a pack of 104 cards
  a juicy gourmet fly casserole
  an In-a-Pinch Infrasound Generator
  a mini-vacuum
  a spray bottle
  your summer program ID
  
  > turn on the generator
  It's broken.
  
  > give the cards to Spider
  (the wheezing metallic spider)
  (first taking the pack of 104 cards)
  The spider grabs the pack. It schleps them into eight piles and then starts laying them down suit by suit. Then it starts trying to put them in K-Q-J-10 order. It doesn't seem to be having any fun, but it can't stop doing it. There's also some deal where it splatters eight cards at a time. The spider becomes increasingly agitated until it explodes.
  
  You aren't sure what the hell happened, but--man--that looked even less fun than solitaire. Oh, you can probably futz with that mirror now.
  
  > Go south
  Spiderbrain Center
  You are in the center of the structure. You can go pretty much any way except south. The exit from all this appears to be to the north, where you can see a very, very big laser gun in the distance.
  
  There's an important looking panel by the north wall. It's got a bunch of buttons on it, with a bunch of pictures to the side.
  
  A large mirror (facing NNE) is at the edge of the platform.
  
  There's a big tall shiny wall that way. But you can go pretty much any other way.
  
  > go to the southwest
  You are on a small circular platform between narrow railed catwalks leading northeast and south.
  
  A large mirror (facing east) is at the edge of the platform.
  
  You can also see a spider with two noses or maybe three here.
  
  > examine Spider
  (a spider with two noses or maybe three)
  You're not sure which noses share which nostril, or what. You picture the spider wearing a fake glasses-and-moustache, for no particular reason.
  
  > give the casserole to Spider
  > YOU ARE In(a spider with two noses or maybe three)
  (first taking the juicy gourmet fly casserole)
  The spider eats the casserole, and then its legs swell. It falls over, unable to guard you from the mirror any more. You kick it off to the side.
  
  > go northeast
  You are in the center of the structure. You can go pretty much any way except south. The exit from all this appears to be to the north, where you can see a very, very big laser gun in the distance.
  
  There's an important looking panel by the north wall. It's got a bunch of buttons on it, with a bunch of pictures to the side.
  
  A large mirror (facing NNE) is at the edge of the platform.
  
  > go west
  You are on a small circular platform between narrow railed catwalks leading southwest and east.
  
  A large mirror (facing east) is at the edge of the platform.
  
  You can also see a confusingly mustachioed spider here.
  
  > examine Spider
  (the confusingly mustachioed spider)
  The mustache seems asymmetrical, a cross between a standard brush mustache and a handlebar. You wonder if people did this, or the spider groomed itself. It's disturbing either way.
  
  > give the chip to Spider
  W RAILED CATWALKS Le(the confusingly mustachioed spider)
  (first taking the recursive data chip)
  The spider latches onto it and begins to crawl all over it and process it. But because the chip is recursive, the spider can't stop. It tries to calculate faster and faster but winds up blowing itself out, and the chip with it.
  
  > Go northwest
  You are on a small circular platform between narrow railed catwalks leading southeast and west.
  
  A large mirror (facing sort of between south and southeast--we'll call it SSE, SES or even ESS) is at the edge of the platform.
  
  You can also see an accordion-legged spider here.
  
  > examine Spider
  SPIDER)
  ((the accordion-legged spider)
  You see nothing special about the accordion-legged spider.
  
  > spray Spider
  What do you want to spray the accordion-legged spider at?
  
  > spray the spray at Spider
  (the accordion-legged spider)
  It's a vicious battle, but after pumping all of the lemony scent onto the spider, you finally make it run away.
  There's no liquid in the bottle to spray right now.
  
  > go to the southwest
  The catwalk is too narrow for you to really explore.