text: > Look around
  The house lights have been dimmed in this large theater facing a white screen to the north. Although you've always enjoyed White House Tours, it isn't nearly as popular as the other rides and attractions and right now you are the only one here. There is an exit to the east.
  
  > go north
  There is a big screen in your way.
  
  You decide to take a seat and wait for the show to start.
  
  White House Tours (on the seat)
  The house lights have been dimmed in this large theater facing a white screen to the north. Although you've always enjoyed White House Tours, it isn't nearly as popular as the other rides and attractions and right now you are the only one here. There is an exit to the east.
  
  > wait
  Time passes.
  
  Patriotic music begins to play and the house lights go out just as three more park guests make their way into the theater and sit down in the front row. You make yourself comfortable in your seat as the voice of James Earl Jones begins recounting the early days of the American Presidency......
  
  The documentary has reached the post-World War II presidencies. You notice that the three men in the front row seem completely transfixed by what is happening on the screen. In the flickering light of the projector you can just make out the names "Nixon," "Ford" and "Carter" on the backs of their shirts. You continue watching the movie...
  
  The movie ends with an appropriate fanfare as the screen retracts into the ceiling. The stage lights come up dramatically, illuminating the thirty-nine animatronic representations of the Presidents of the United States standing there. The three men in the front row go absolutely wild with whoops and hollers as each of the different "Presidents" on stage acknowledges its introduction by James Earl Jones with a wave and a nod of its head. There is much high-fiving and slapping on the back when Jones reads the names of the thirty-seventh, thirty-eighth and thirty-ninth Presidents....
  
  The presentation comes to a triumphant conclusion with a stirring speech by "Abraham Lincoln." The house lights come up and the three men in the front row make their way back out the exit to the east, leaving you alone in the theater. You notice that the stage lights were left on for some reason.
  
  > Go north
  (first getting off the seat)
  You stand up.
  
  The House lights are dimmed, but the screen has been retracted into the ceiling, fully exposing the stage behind it to the north, which is illuminated by the stage lights. Although you've always enjoyed White House Tours, it isn't nearly as popular as the other rides and attractions and right now you are the only one here. There is an exit to the east.
  
  You are on the stage with thirty-nine animatronic representations of the Presidents of the United States.
  
  You can see a powdered wig here.
  
  > wear the wig
  You put on the powdered wig.
  
  > look at Presidents
  You give the "Presidents" a cursory glance. They are all amazingly lifelike. A great deal of skill and effort was put into making each one resemble the original. Up here on the stage, you notice something you hadn't noticed while watching from your seat; each one seems to be holding something in its left hand.
  
  > go east
  You head back outside.
  
  The center of this area of the park is dominated by the "White House Tours" attraction designed to look like the actual White House in Washington, D.C.
  
  > Play age
  "Old or tall, young or small! Step right up, we guess 'em all!" says the barker as you approach the game. "Ah, we have a Gamer tonight!" he continues. "Come on up, Gamer, let me amaze you with my extrasensory, telepathic and transmundane ability to guess your weight within ten pounds and your age within ten years! If I can't do at least
  one of those, you win a prize!"
  
  You step up to the platform...
  
  The barker looks at you for several moments, a sly smile on his face. Finally, he guesses your age. He guesses nine years older than you actually are. "Better luck next time, Gamer!" He calls to you as you step away from the platform.
  
  > wear the ball
  (the inflatable ball)
  You stuff the inflatable ball under your shirt. Your belly now looks considerably bigger.
  
  Suddenly, a group of Gamers in gray and yellow shirts runs by. They are singing a classic showtune as they pass.
  
  > Play guess
  "Old or tall, young or small! Step right up, we guess 'em all!" says the barker as you approach the game. "Ah, the Gamer's back!" He continues. "Lucky for you I don't remember what I guessed last time! Come on up, Gamer, let me amaze you again with my extrasensory, telepathic and transmundane ability to guess your weight within ten pounds and your age within ten years!"
  
  You step up to the platform...
  
  The barker looks at you for several moments, a sly smile on his face. Finally, he guesses your age. He guesses seven years older than you actually are. "Better luck next time, Gamer!" He calls to you as you step away from the platform.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a powdered wig (being worn)
  a map
  the second maremelade orange riddle card
  a long PVC pipe
  a lighter
  a check book
  a chocolate chip cookie
  the first maremelade orange riddle card
  a glow stick (providing light)
  a maremelade orange button
  your team shirt (being worn)
  an inflatable ball (being worn)
  a maremelade orange swimsuit
  
  Suddenly, a group of Gamers dashes by. Their neon shirts read "BTTF Forever!" The last one shouts "What are you lookin' at, Butthead?" as she passes by.
  
  > enter may
  This is a bakery that sells everything from elephant ears to cupcakes. It is very crowded in here, even at this time of night. There is a long line of people waiting to order. There is an exit to the west.
  
  > examine the line
  The park guests seem to be enjoying themselves.
  
  > entethe colora-donuts
  As you might expect, this shop sells dozens of varieties of donuts. It is very crowded in here, even at this time of night. There is a long line of people waiting to place their orders. There is an exit to the west.
  
  > go to the west
  Suddenly, a group of teenagers dashes by. Their green and orange shirts read "Dungeon Masters of Southport." The last one to pass points at you and shouts "Adnexus!" before laughing and chasing after his teammates.
  
  > enter the island
  This is an ice cream shop that boats "1776 different flavors," which you assume is an exaggeration. It is very crowded in here, even at this time of night. Every table is occupied and there is a long line of people waiting to order their ice cream. There is an exit to the west.
  
  > entethe t-shirt
  This shop sells all kinds of T-shirts featuring different attractions at the park. It is very crowded in here, even at this time of night. There is a long line of people waiting to purchase their shirts. There is an exit to the east.
  
  > examinthe t-shirts
  The shirts have been pretty thoroughly picked over. For example, the only shirts left promoting the "White House Tour" attraction bear the likeness of William Henry Harrison.
  
  > enter the minnesodas
  This is a soda shop. You can get everything from plain cola to milkshakes here. The shop is very crowded, even at this time of night. There is a long line of people waiting to place their orders. There is an exit to the east.
  
  > enter the Uncle
  This is a sandwich shop that specializes in foot-long sub sandwiches. It is very crowded in here, even at this time of night. Every table is occupied and there is a long line of people waiting to order their food. There is an exit to the west.
  
  > enter the cakes
  This shop sells the largest bundt cakes you have ever seen! You see one cake roughly the size of a car tire. The shop is very crowded, even at this time of night. There is a long line of people waiting to place their orders. There is an exit to the west.
  
  > look at the cake
  Although many are normal cakes, there are some truly large specimens as well. You have no idea if people eat these cakes in one sitting, carry them around the park or what.
  
  > buy the cake with the check
  The shop is crowded and the line is way too long.
  
  > take the cake
  If you want to buy a cake, just say so.
  
  > buy the cake
  You must state what you would like to buy the bundt cakes with.
  
  > Go west
  Suddenly, a group of Gamers in brown shirts rudely shove you out of the way as they run by.
  
  > enter the Hospitality
  Hoosier Hospitality is where park guests go when they are in need of medical assistance. It is unlikely that there are any clues there.
  
  Suddenly, a group of men and women dashes past you. Their gray shirts identify them as "The Implementers." One of them high-fives you while passing. The back of his shirt reads "Galley."
  
  > enter Banquet
  This is a cafeteria-style restaurant. The food appears to be mostly American comfort food: biscuits, gravy, fried chicken, roast beef, etc. Your stomach growls at the sight and smell of it all. It is very crowded in here, even at this time of night. Every table is occupied and there is a long line of people waiting to order their food. There is an exit to the east.
  
  You can see a cane here.
  
  > examine cane
  It's a simple wooden cane with a curved handle and a rubber tip.
  
  > go northeast
  Suddenly, a group of Gamers in silver and blue shirts runs past you, making rude comments about your last name.
  
  > look at the map
  This is a map of American Dreamland. It shows the seven main areas of the park. Right now, you are in The Great Smoky Mountains. The following locations are near you:
  
  Kiddie Land is to the south.
  Statue of Liberty is to the southwest.
  Hawaiian Islands Water Park is to the west.
  
  > Play guess
  "Old or tall, young or small! Step right up, we guess 'em all!" says the barker as you approach the game. "Ah, the Gamer's back!" He continues. "Lucky for you I don't remember what I guessed last time! Come on up, Gamer, let me amaze you again with my extrasensory, telepathic and transmundane ability to guess your weight within ten pounds and your age within ten years!"
  
  You step up to the platform...
  
  The barker looks at you for several moments, a sly smile on his face. Finally, he guesses your age. He guesses several decades
  older than you actually are! You take off the powdered wig and do a little dance without being aided by the cane. The barker laughs uproariously at your antics. "Ok, Gamer," he says. "You got me. Just remember, I have to get both  your age and weight
  wrong for you to win!"
  
  The barker studies you again. He takes much longer this time before finally making his guess. His guess is twenty pounds too
  heavy! You take the inflatable ball out of your shirt and dribble it around the platform to the delight of the barker. "You have gall, Gamer!" he says with a hearty laugh. "Here, take your prize. You earned it!" He tosses you some kind of toy. You thank him and step away from the platform.
  
  > Examine toy
  It's a soft foam hammer designed to look like a medieval weapon.
  
  > go to the south
  As you pass through the exit turnstile, an employee gives you a big smile. "Good luck, Gamer and have a great evening!" she says as you walk past.
  
  (PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## American Dreamland
  
  > wait for the cab
  You wait for the taxi. After several moments, you see one coming down the street.
  
  You whistle sharply and the taxicab pulls to the curb. You open the door and climb inside...
  
  This is an older vehicle, but it's surprisingly clean. The pine tree air freshener is a nice touch. The cab driver sits in the front seat. You notice an instruction placard and an ID card affixed to the dashboard.
  
  "Welcome back, Gamer!" the driver says jovially.
  
  > River Walk
  "Ok, here we go." The cabbie starts the meter and pulls into traffic. He expertly drives you through the city for several minutes before finally arriving at your destination. You pay the fee (plus a generous tip) by check and exit the cab. "Good luck, Gamer!" the cabbie calls to you through the window before pulling away.
  
  River Walk (South)
  The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the southernmost portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. Some kind of concert is being performed on the eastern side of the river. A large crowd has congregated here, blocking passage to the east. They seem to be enjoying the view of the river.
  
  > go to the north
  Suddenly, a group of Gamers dashes by. Their neon shirts read "BTTF Forever!" The last one shouts "Great Scott!" as she passes by.
  
  > Go north
  River Walk (North)
  You can see an 'invisible box' (in which is a mime) here.
  
  > hit the box with the hammer
  Lifting the hammer high above your head, you strike a mighty blow against the invisible "walls" that imprison the mime. She falls to her knees and covers her head as if protecting it from thousands of shards of glass. After a moment, she stands up with a look of delight on her face. Free of her imaginary prison, she walks over to you. Wordlessly (of course) she hands you one of the balloons she was carrying. She then gives you a little curtsy before skipping away.
  
  > examine balloon
  The balloon matches the exact maremelade orange of your team shirt.
  
  > Go south
  River Walk (South)
  A taxicab drives down the street.
  
  > wait for cab
  The taxicab is already here!
  
  You whistle sharply and the taxicab pulls to the curb. You open the door and climb inside...
  
  This is an older vehicle, but it's surprisingly clean. The pine tree air freshener is a nice touch. The cab driver sits in the front seat. You notice an instruction placard and an ID card affixed to the dashboard.
  
  "Welcome back, Gamer!" the driver says jovially.
  
  > go north
  The employee greets you warmly as you approach the turnstile. "Gamers get in free tonight!" he says. You thank him as you pass by.
  
  (PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## National Mall
  
  > examine the map
  This is a map of American Dreamland. It shows the seven main areas of the park. Right now, you are in National Mall. The following locations are near you:
  
  Statue of Liberty is to the north.
  Kiddie Land is to the northeast.
  Vegas Strip is to the northwest.
  
  > look at the map
  This is a map of American Dreamland. It shows the seven main areas of the park. Right now, you are in Statue of Liberty. The following locations are near you:
  
  Hawaiian Islands Water Park is to the north.
  The Great Smoky Mountains is to the northeast.
  Liberty Circle is to the northwest.
  National Mall is to the south.
  Kiddie Land is to the east.
  Vegas Strip is to the west.
  
  Suddenly, a group of young men and women dashes past you. Their blue shirts read "Young Democrats of Cherry Hill." The last one to pass by shouts "We heart Hart!"
  
  > enter House
  You walk up to the entrance and a park employee ushers you inside...
  
  The house lights have been dimmed in this large theater facing a white screen to the north. Although you've always enjoyed White House Tours, it isn't nearly as popular as the other rides and attractions and right now you are the only one here. There is an exit to the east.
  
  > go to the north
  (first getting off the seat)
  You stand up.
  
  The House lights are dimmed, but the screen has been retracted into the ceiling, fully exposing the stage behind it to the north, which is illuminated by the stage lights. Although you've always enjoyed White House Tours, it isn't nearly as popular as the other rides and attractions and right now you are the only one here. There is an exit to the east.
  
  > look at the hand
  You look closer and realize that each "President" is holding a uniquely colored card in its left hand! Now that you know what to look for, you study each "President" much more closely. Finally, you find it! In the left hand of "Andrew Johnson" you find the third maremelade orange riddle card! You carefully remove the card.
  
  > examine third
  One side of the maremelade orange card bears a large number "3." On the other is the following poem:
  
  BUT YOU MUST DO SOMETHING
  AND HERE IS YOUR CLUE:
  
  SING TO THE RIGHT MAN
  TO MOVE ON IN THIS GAME
  
  > examine the hammer
  It's a soft foam hammer designed to look like a medieval weapon.
  
  > Sing
  What do you want to sing?
  
  > sing the alphabet
  (to yourself)
  You hum quietly to yourself.