text: > Describe the surroundings
  You are in a hexagonal room. There are three doors here to the north (computer room), west (recreation center) and east. There is an escalator to the south.
  
  A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator.
  
  Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket.
  
  > look at the star
  It is a yellow star with the text "S.S. Blearch" on it.
  
  > Go west
  This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east.
  
  There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a small table.
  
  On the small table is a lava lamp.
  
  A small window gives a glance at the stars.
  
  > examine the sofa
  Looks comfortable.
  
  > look at the table
  The small table has a drawer with a keyhole. It's probably locked and can only be opened by a key I will find much later in the game so I'll have to backtrack all the way back here and open it for some kind of essential item.
  
  > open the drawer
  You open the drawer, revealing a screwdriver.
  
  > look at the television
  It's a flatscreen HD tv.
  
  The television is currently switched off.
  
  > turn on the tv
  You switch the television on.
  
  > get the lamp
  You can imagine that a lot of bored aliens have been staring at this thing after a long day at work.
  
  >Taken.
  
  > Examine tv
  It's the universe championship of tentacle wrestling. Which is the same as arm wrestling, but with tentacles.
  
  > look at the screwdriver
  A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator.
  
  Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket.
  
  >Screws, beware!
  
  > examine the symbol
  It is a yellow star with the text "S.S. Blearch" on it.
  
  > look at the lamp
  You can imagine that a lot of bored aliens have been staring at this thing after a long day at work.
  
  > Go west
  A small window gives a glance at the stars.
  
  > examine the window
  Amazing! You can see your house from here. Well, not really. But if the eyes of your robot body would have a build-in equivalent of 200 Hubble telescopes... you probably still wouldn't be able to see your house. And because the fact that you still have amnesia (don't tell me you already forgot that cliched but very important plot point) you don't even know where on earth your home is.
  
  > sit on sofa
  Ouch! You accidentaly sat on the remote control. You remove it from its dangerous position and place it on the desk.
  
  You get onto the blue sofa.
  
  > look at the remote control
  This device sends out a ray of infrared light that can be used to change the television channel.
  
  > use the control
  What do you want to use the remote control with?
  
  > use the control on the tv
  You can use the command "change channel to <number>" for this.
  
  > change the channel to 1
  You change the channel to number 1.
  
  It's the universe championship of tentacle wrestling. Which is the same as arm wrestling, but with tentacles.
  
  > change the channel to 2
  You change the channel to number 2.
  
  It's some kind of alien cooking show:
  
  "Hello ladies, gentleman and creatures without or with two genders. Welcome to cooking on Bgryurgti?rk, where we somehow speak English. Today we are going to bake a cake. The required ingredients for this..."
  
  You're currently not planning to make a cake, so you lose interest.
  
  > examine it
  This device sends out a ray of infrared light that can be used to change the television channel.
  
  > change the channel to 3
  You change the channel to number 3.
  
  It's the galactic news. It seems that the conflict between Breiwnquaria and Erwp has gotten worse, the cheese prices have risen and Venus will have some meteor storms next sunday.
  
  > sit on the sofa
  But you're already on the blue sofa.
  
  > watch the tv
  It's the galactic news. It seems that the conflict between Breiwnquaria and Erwp has gotten worse, the cheese prices have risen and Venus will have some meteor storms next sunday.
  
  > change the channel to 4
  You change the channel to number 4.
  
  This is a boring channel, you only see a big red arrow pointing to the right.
  
  The arrow gives you the idea to look in that direction and you notice an air vent you had not seen before. Hopefully this thing which has to be intentionally hidden out of sight will be more usefull than the fire extinguisher.
  
  > change the channel to 5
  You change the channel to number 5.
  
  It's the national broadcaster of Luxembourg. They probably wanted to expand their audience.
  
  > change channel to 6
  You change the channel to number 6.
  
  It's a South-Korean channel dedicated to show online matches of the game Starcraft. Maybe alien war strategists watch this because they can learn something from the Koreans, or this is just one of the many unwanted channels that comes with satallite tv.
  
  > change channel to 7
  You change the channel to number 7.
  
  It's an infomercial warning for the dangerous effects of laxative. They are a little bit too late with that...
  
  > look at the vent
  You get off the blue sofa.
  
  A small window gives a glance at the stars.
  
  You can also see an air duct (closed) here.
  
  >The vent of the duct is nailed to the wall, you need to find out some way to open it.
  
  > change channel to 8
  You change the channel to number 8.
  
  A message appears on screen saying that a special subscription is required to view any other channel than numbers 0 to 7. This is one of the reasons why I hate satellite tv.
  
  > open duct
  It's nailed shut.
  
  > unscrew the vent with the screwdriver
  It's nailed shut.
  
  >I only understood you as far as wanting to unscrew the air duct.
  
  > unscrew the vent
  It is fixed in place.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  a remote control
  a lava lamp
  a screwdriver
  a red keycard
  
  > examine the screwdriver
  Screws, beware!
  
  > use the screwdriver on the vent
  That would be a great idea! Too bad the vent of the air duct is NAILED shut, not screwed.
  
  > hit the vent
  You use your super robot strenght and punch through the vent. You never expected this to be the solution of the "puzzle".
  
  > enter the vent
  You climb into the ventilation shaft and your robot body just fits in. After crawling and crawling and crawling you finally find another vent. You bust it open, jump out and end up in the...
  
  This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes.
  
  There is a yellow door to the southwest.
  
  It smells like laxative here.
  
  You can see an air vent here.
  
  > open the microwave
  You open the microwave.
  
  > look in the microwave
  The microwave is empty.
  
  > examine microwave
  Who needs an oven if you've got this? There is only one button on it, so I guess that switches it on.
  
  The microwave is open.
  
  > put the remote in the microwave
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  > put the remote control into the microwave.
  
  > close microwave
  You close the microwave.
  
  > turn on the microwave
  You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just keep it on microwave.
  
  PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave.
  
  > Clean dishes
  Enter saved game to store: Ok.
  
  > achieve nothing by this.
  
  > wash the dishes
  No water is coming from the garden hose. Instead, you here a strange sound somewhere below the floor
  
  > put all in the microwave
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  > turn on the microwave
  You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just keep it on microwave.
  
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  > open the microwave
  it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave.
  
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  > open the microwave
  That's already open.
  
  > look in it
  In the microwave is a remote control.
  
  > put all in the microwave
  remote control: Done.
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  > examine the pan
  A pretty big pan without a lid. Its prime use is for cooking, but it also makes a great helmet if you're planning to shoot yourself out of a cannon.
  
  > open the microwave
  You open the microwave.
  
  > drop the dishes
  Dropped.
  
  > examine the hose
  You'd prefer a dishwasher.
  
  > examine the door
  It's a door, and it's yellow.