text: [Themes: Mystery, Slice of life, Religious, church, photography, mystery, Christianity]
  
  > describe your surroundings
  This place is a mess.
  
  A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to put the room into any kind of order. For some reason, there's nothing on the lowest shelf, even though there's stuff everywhere else. Near the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe three feet tall. In front of
  the cabinet and blocking the lower two-thirds of its door stands a
  huge amplifier. A plywood Ark of the Covenant is sitting on the floor by the cabinet, with a plywood Noah's Ark on top of it.
  
  You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf, glistening strangely.
  
  You can see an upside-down men's room garbage can here.
  
  > stand on other Ark
  (the plywood Noah's Ark)
  The plywood Noah's Ark is too tall for you to climb up on top of it safely from your current position.
  
  > stand on Ark of the Covenant
  Covenant; you'll have to clear it off before you climb up.
  
  > put HANDBELLS on Ark of the Covenant
  There's no room for the case labelled "HANDBELLS" on the plywood Ark
  of the Covenant while the plywood Noah's Ark is on the plywood Ark of the Covenant.
  
  > put HANDBELLS on the noah's ark
  Stacking the case labelled "HANDBELLS" on the plywood Noah's Ark on
  the plywood Ark of the Covenant? On second thoughts, piling things
  that high seems a bit dangerous.
  
  > put HANDBELLS on the shelf
  You put the case labelled "HANDBELLS" on the lowest shelf.
  
  > stand on the amp
  You climb up onto the amplifier.
  
  > stand on the amp
  You're already standing on the amplifier.
  
  > stand on Noah'S
  The plywood Noah's Ark is too tall for you to climb up on top of it safely, even though you're on the amplifier.
  
  > stand
  You clamber down again.
  
  This place is a mess.
  
  A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to put the room into any kind of order. On the lowest shelf is a case labelled "HANDBELLS". Near the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe
  three feet tall. In front of the cabinet and blocking the lower two-thirds of its door stands a huge amplifier. A plywood Ark of the Covenant is sitting on the floor by the cabinet, with a plywood Noah's Ark on top of it.
  
  You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf, glistening strangely.
  
  You can see an upside-down men's room garbage can here.
  
  > stand on the cabinet
  The sturdy cabinet is too tall for you to climb up on top of it safely from your current position.
  
  > stand on the cabinet
  The plywood Noah's Ark is too tall for you to climb up on top of it safely, even though you're on the amplifier.
  
  You climb up onto the sturdy cabinet.
  
  > stand on Noah'S
  You climb up onto the plywood Noah's Ark. You now have a clear view of the glistening container.
  
  > look at the container
  It looks a lot like a paint can, but trails of viscous grayish goop
  are running down the sides. What printing you can see on the label is in the "avoid contact with eyes, harmful if swallowed" vein.
  
  > get the container
  The can of goo is still far out of reach, but at least from here you can take a clear picture of it.
  
  > Photograph container
  (with the Polaroid camera)
  You snap a picture of the can of goo. The camera whirrs and vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
  
  > reach the container with the crook
  You can reach the can with the crook, sure, but the most you could do is knock it off onto the floor and make a huge mess. Maybe you should just leave it where it is.
  
  > stand
  You clamber down again.
  
  This place is a mess.
  
  A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to put the room into any kind of order. On the lowest shelf is a case labelled "HANDBELLS". Near the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe
  three feet tall. In front of the cabinet and blocking the lower two-thirds of its door stands a huge amplifier. A plywood Ark of the Covenant is sitting on the floor by the cabinet, with a plywood Noah's Ark on top of it.
  
  You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf, glistening strangely.
  
  You can see an upside-down men's room garbage can here.
  
  > examine the photo of the goo
  Trails of glistening grayish goop run down the sides of the can and dribble onto the shelf beneath it.
  
  > Go west
  A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway. Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on the east wall.
  
  > Go up
  From here, the only way out is south to more hallway.
  
  > Go north
  You could hardly call this a room. It's just a long, musty, narrow space behind a wall. At one end, a flight of stairs runs up to the
  room behind the altar; at the other end a heavy door leads out to the south. In between them, a fuse box is mounted on the wall, its metal door hanging open to reveal a row of switches.
  
  > Up
  This is a far cry from the grandeur of the sanctuary. The walls are covered in some kind of dark wood panels, but they're shabby and windowless, and the floor is bare concrete. A huge wooden chest and a closet full of robes take up one wall. You can head back out to the altar to the south, or try the sliding door to the north.
  
  Some more ectoplasm is smeared on the floor.
  
  > go to the east
  There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the sanctuary.
  
  > Up
  Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents, though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
  some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
  
  The orange box is sitting upside down on the floor.
  
  A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the balcony.
  
  You can also see an upside-down ladies' room garbage can here.
  
  > get on ladies'
  You step up onto the upside-down ladies' room garbage can.
  
  > Crook
  You catch the loop of cord with the end of the crook and pull. The trapdoor opens and a small ladder slides down, offering access to the steeple above.
  
  > stand
  You get off the upside-down ladies' room garbage can.
  
  Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents, though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing down towards the front of the sanctuary. Behind the pews you can see the ladder up to the steeple, and a narrow staircase leads back down
  to the sanctuary.
  
  The orange box is sitting upside down on the floor.
  
  A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the balcony.
  
  You can also see an upside-down ladies' room garbage can here.
  
  > Go up
  The inside of the church steeple is a cold concrete cube with cinderblock walls. There's one window, but it's been boarded up.
  
  You jump. There's a boy sitting on the floor, smirking at you. It's Aiden Kingsley.
  
  The ghost's glowing dress lies in a heap nearby. It doesn't look very ghostly now.
  
  Aiden stands up. "Hey, hey, Robin! Are you enjoying your evening?" he asks, smiling.
  
  You are not smiling. "So you're the ghost."
  
  "Well, yes. Well, no. I am not a dead person. Heh. But I portrayed the ghost you saw, yes."
  
  "Does Orchid know?"
  
  "Does Orchid know. Does Orchid know? What a well-chosen detective question."
  
  Aiden looks down the trapdoor behind you. "Do you think we could continue this conversation downstairs? It's really freaking cold up here."
  
  > hit Aiden
  Aiden—like suspended-at-the-very-least levels of trouble.
  
  > Yes
  Aiden grimaces. "Seriously, can we talk downstairs? I'm about to
  freeze to death. And then I'll be a real ghost! Heh."