text: [Themes: Science Fiction, Humor, unscientific fiction, surreal, science fiction, humor]
  
  > Look around
  East Mushroomland (in the phone booth)
  When you saw this place from a distance it looked like the mushrooms were bigger here, but it looks like they're just the same size as in the rest of Mushroomland. The grass looks always greener on the other side.
  
  You can go northwest and west form here.
  
  There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade stand.
  
  In the phone booth you can see a telephone.
  
  > Go outside
  You get out of the phone booth.
  
  There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade stand.
  
  There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here.
  
  > Go north
  A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the mushrooms.
  
  You can also see a signpost here.
  
  You here the sound of an airplane above you.. You look up, just in time to see a crate falling down... right on your head.
  
  Your head hurts... Oh wait, you haven't got a head anymore, only brains...
  
  Lucy: Ah, you're awake! I'm sorry that I had to wake you from your illusion. But we are currently in the middle of a crisis, and the Prime Commander has asked for your help as his advisor.
  Anyway, we are having a problem of the culinary kind. Our previous cook has recently been executed because the Prime Commander has found a tentacle hair in his soup. We have managed to find a replacement but this one can't cook anything else than tacos with custard pudding. Our troops are starving for some variation. So the great question is: what kind of food will be of such great quality so it would certainly increase the morale of the troops but can still be made by a cook who only has experience making custard pudding tacos?
  
  > Go south
  Lucy: Just answer the question.
  
  > say the pizza
  (to Lucy)
  Lucy: Just answer the question.
  
  > answer the pizza
  (to Lucy)
  Lucy: pizza? My databases do not contain any information about that particular food, but it sounds rather nasty. I did find some pizza recipes on the internet, so I will direct those to the new cook. I hope you know what you're talking about, 848930...
  Anyway, you will receive your reward... sometimes in the future. Such a great crisis like this one luckily only happens once every 200 years, so we will not be needing you until then. Have fun in your illusionary state of mind.
  
  You feel like all the water in your brain is being replaced with liquid nitrogen. Probably something like that is actually happening...
  
  You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere.
  
  Money is lying on the ground everywhere. Probably this was the content of the crate. Luckily that little blue man isn't interested in it.
  
  A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the mushrooms.
  
  You can also see a signpost here.
  
  > take the money
  It's $1.847.654 dollars and 43 cents. You're a millionaire now!
  
  > answer the Mushrooms
  (to Lucy)
  Lucy: mushrooms? My databases do not contain any information about that particular food, but it sounds rather nasty. I did find some mushrooms recipes on the internet, so I will direct those to the new cook. I hope you know what you're talking about, 848930...
  Anyway, you will receive your reward... sometimes in the future. Such a great crisis like this one luckily only happens once every 200 years, so we will not be needing you until then. Have fun in your illusionary state of mind.
  
  You feel like all the water in your brain is being replaced with liquid nitrogen. Probably something like that is actually happening...
  
  You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere.
  
  Money is lying on the ground everywhere. Probably this was the content of the crate. Luckily that little blue man isn't interested in it.
  
  A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the mushrooms.
  
  You can also see a signpost here.
  
  > answer nothing
  (to Lucy)
  Lucy: nothing? My databases do not contain any information about that particular food, but it sounds rather nasty. I did find some nothing recipes on the internet, so I will direct those to the new cook. I hope you know what you're talking about, 848930...
  Anyway, you will receive your reward... sometimes in the future. Such a great crisis like this one luckily only happens once every 200 years, so we will not be needing you until then. Have fun in your illusionary state of mind.
  
  You feel like all the water in your brain is being replaced with liquid nitrogen. Probably something like that is actually happening...
  
  You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere.
  
  Money is lying on the ground everywhere. Probably this was the content of the crate. Luckily that little blue man isn't interested in it.
  
  A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the mushrooms.
  
  You can also see a signpost here.
  
  > Answer 1
  (to Lucy)
  Lucy: 1? My databases do not contain any information about that particular food, but it sounds rather nasty. I did find some 1 recipes on the internet, so I will direct those to the new cook. I hope you know what you're talking about, 848930...
  Anyway, you will receive your reward... sometimes in the future. Such a great crisis like this one luckily only happens once every 200 years, so we will not be needing you until then. Have fun in your illusionary state of mind.
  
  You feel like all the water in your brain is being replaced with liquid nitrogen. Probably something like that is actually happening...
  
  You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere.
  
  Money is lying on the ground everywhere. Probably this was the content of the crate. Luckily that little blue man isn't interested in it.
  
  A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the mushrooms.
  
  You can also see a signpost here.
  
  > get the money
  It's $1.847.654 dollars and 43 cents. You're a millionaire now!
  
  > answer laxative
  (to Lucy)
  Lucy: laxative? My databases do not contain any information about that particular food, but it sounds rather nasty. I did find some laxative recipes on the internet, so I will direct those to the new cook. I hope you know what you're talking about, 848930...
  Anyway, you will receive your reward... sometimes in the future. Such a great crisis like this one luckily only happens once every 200 years, so we will not be needing you until then. Have fun in your illusionary state of mind.
  
  You feel like all the water in your brain is being replaced with liquid nitrogen. Probably something like that is actually happening...
  
  You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere.
  
  Money is lying on the ground everywhere. Probably this was the content of the crate. Luckily that little blue man isn't interested in it.
  
  A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the mushrooms.
  
  You can also see a signpost here.
  
  > give the money to the toad
  You give him a thousand dollars but the toad shakes his head and points at the ?-sign before the price of the miniature. You make a quick calculation and give him the rest of your money. Stupid low dollar course.
  The toad gobbles up the money and responds with a loud "BUUUURP!" He gives you the miniature.
  
  > look at the miniature
  You can't see any such thing.
  
  >It looks just like the statue in West Mushroomland. On the back is a label saying "MADE IN CHINA".
  
  > check what you're carrying
  You are carrying:
  a miniature
  a tube of glue
  a phone book
  a white hat
  a piece of paper
  a lemon
  
  > examine the miniature
  It looks just like the statue in West Mushroomland. On the back is a label saying "MADE IN CHINA".