text: > describe your surroundings
  You start to turn away from  shower, but then a new sound emanates from the bathroom appliance. The new sound is so strange that you pause:
  "br-rn-nn-nn-nn-nn.". Like an engine on a car or a lawnmower turning over. "br-rnn-nn-nn-nn-nn". It's coming out of the  shower. Your Uncle never mentioned this plumbing noise.
  You start to turn away from the  shower again, and suddenly the noise jumps 50 decibels: "br-RN-NN-NN-NN!!!" It sounds like a car engine right behind you and you whirl. There's only the  shower. But you notice something:
  Something is oozing out of the drain. Something brown, and flabby. Meatlike. Something meatlike is backing up out of the pipes like sewage
  
  And it has a pair of  LIPS. Big equine-looking lips and gums
  on a long flabby snout, sticking out of the drain.
  "Br-RNN-NN-NN-NN-NN" say the lips and jaw, seemingly boneless, continuing to ooze out of the pipe. Half a head now, the eyeball on one side making a moist popping noise as it clears the drain. It glares at you. "Br-RNN-NN-NN-NN-NN!!". And then, with a sound like a plunger working furiously on a clogged drain, the meat retracts back into the pipe and it is gone.
  
  You breath again.
  
  > look at the mirror
  Before you can do that, the wall of the bathroom buckles and then shatters outwards in a shower of drywall and fixtures, as a rolling ball of meat and sinew with four kicking limbs and a frothing toothless mouth bursts forth into the room.
  You try to run but it's between you and the door, flailing and frothing. It squirms like a giant boneless worm and then the hoists the top-half of itself upright like a giant sausage with one end tottering in the air. "BR-RNN-NN-NN-NN-NN!" it screams at you from a long, boneless, mane-covered head. That's when you see the swishing tail.
  It's a horse. A giant boneless horse. There's a giant boneless horse in the walls. Was in the walls. Now it's in the room with you , flailing hooves and making noises like a race car engine. What do you do??
  
  > light the candle with the lighter
  You flick the lighter a few times over the hand shaped candle. It takes a couple tries but you manage to get a finger to light, finally. One of the candle's fingers I mean, not your fingers, although it was touch and go there for a second. Anyway the lights in the bathroom flicker momentarily and for a brief moment you hear the sound of frenzied cackling from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Fresh lavender scent though, mmmm.
  
  The horse surges forward and flails its boneless noodle-limbs wildly, catching you in the chest with a fist-sized hoof. You're thrown against the stall; shaking it and throwing the stall door open. You haul yourself to your feet as the flabby bag of horse pulls itself across the floor towards you. What do you do??
  
  > put the candle in the pentagram
  You put the lit candle shaped like a human hand on top of the pentagram. That doesn't seem like a good idea but okay.
  
  The pentagram suddenly blazes alight with ghostly blue flame! And also something starts glowing in the toilet bowl, in the stall. Weird.
  
  The boneless horse shudders. Then it jerks every muscle at once, coiling, then jacknifing up like a sausage being set on one end. It rears above you, hooved forelimbs (or backlimbs, you can't tell at this angle) pedaling in the air as it snaps and wreathes and tries to stay upright. It totters. The shadow of a boneless horse falls over you.
  
  > enter the stall
  Bathroom of the Meatpacking Plant  (Chris Jones) (in the stall)
  You're inside the bathroom stall, which is one of those big accessible ones. There's a surprisingly clean porcelain toilet sitting invitingly in the center of the stall, with some kind of luminiferous æther in the open bowl.
  
  Unfortunately it looks like some jackass has removed and run off with the flush handle dealie that one normally uses to flush a toilet, and you can't see a lid on the tank, so the toilet looks out of commission at the moment unless you can find a way to address that.
  
  Next to the toilet, there's one of those grab bars set into the wall. Next to that, there's a little door to what appears to be a janitor's closet, if the word "Janitor" on the door is any indication. Next to that, there's a medicine cabinet. And all around those things
  are graffiti. Just tons and tons of graffiti.
  
  You can see a pentagram edge (covered in blue flames) on the floor just outside the stall (on which is a candle shaped like a hand (of which a finger is on fire) (smelling faintly of mildew)) here.
  
  You watch from the stall as the rearing boneless horse falls forward in a graceless jacknife, right on the spot of bathroom floor that you were just standing. It makes a sound when it hits like a pudding truck crashing into a brick wall. That was almost you, standing under that pudding truck.
  
  The horse picks its head up, looks at you with murder in its eyes and starts lashing out through the open stall door with giant hooves at the end of its boneless tentacle-like whip-legs. One just barely misses your head! What do you do??
  
  > cut the horse with knife
  You stab the boneless horse square in the body-sack. That doesn't seem to do anything so you stab it again. And again. Then you wiggle the knife around a little in there. Pretty soon you're elbow-deep in horse, still trying to hit a vital organ bingo, when the thing lashes out at you with a kick and nearly breaks your arm.
  
  Okay then, stabbing the horse won't work. Next plan.
  
  The horse lashes out again with a fist-sized hoof at the end of a boneless horse-leg. Time slows as it arcs through the air. It hits you square in the face, and you feel something in your forehead snap. Your legs give out and you slide downwards against the wall of the bathroom stall. The horse whips its boneless head around and around in triumph, eyes wild and crazy, mouth foaming. "Br-NN-NN-NN-NN-NN!" it neighs, making a noise like a car. Then it reaches in to gently nibble on you, like you were a sugar cube, as you lose consciousness for the last time.
  
  > Go outside
  Hell no. There's a murderous sack of horse out there, with spite where its bones should be.
  
  The horse lashes out again with a fist-sized hoof at the end of a boneless horse-leg. Time slows as it arcs through the air. It hits you square in the face, and you feel something in your forehead snap. Your legs give out and you slide downwards against the wall of the bathroom stall. The horse whips its boneless head around and around in triumph, eyes wild and crazy, mouth foaming. "Br-NN-NN-NN-NN-NN!" it neighs, making a noise like a car. Then it reaches in to gently nibble on you, like you were a sugar cube, as you lose consciousness for the last time.