text: [Themes: fan fiction, dystopia]
  
  Below the greeting you see the date: 9/21. The year says "1984," but you can't be certain that the year was correct. The Party has a record of rewriting the past. However, you do not focus on the year. You only knew that today was the fourth of September, and you needed to find work. You know someone who works with the Ministry of Truth, and the position is as good as yours. The tasks weren't very hard, but there was a lot to do. The Telescreen's propaganda continues to enter your ears, catching your attention. The eyes of the man on the screen give you an uneasy feeling, however you shake it off to continue reading. You look down at the list of areas to find work, and luckily the Ministry of Truth is at the bottom. You know that you can find work, but you also think of having a stroll throughout Airstrip One before you enter the world of work and become one with the Party. You have several days to contact your friend and get the job, so there can't be any rush to find work. You turn down the Telescreen, but it doesn't turn off. You've heard stories of it, and you couldn't bare to listen to the loud sounds of propaganda at times of rest, so you leave your apartment. You take a deep breath, and decide where you'd like to go.
  
  > Trip to Minitru
  The Ministry of Truth is a place of mystery. The building is a large, industrial machine. That was the most you could remember from your friend's explanation. You knew where it was, since it towered over most of the buildings. The street were quiet, yet filled with people. You enjoyed the quietness of the streets. Even though there were posters of Big Brother and telescreens watching your every move, you still have the thoughts in your head to entertain you. Your mind can find entertainment where others cannot. You hope to have your mind properly molded by this society, so that you will never get bored of what it has to offer.
  
  You see the building. A monstrous building covered in windows, with a dingy reception office being the first room you see. It feels cold, but against the hot air of the outside world, it felt comfortable. In a few seconds, your friend enters from a passage to the left of the main office. His blue overalls shined among the gray walls of the office. He greets you, asking if you remember him...
  
  Of course you do! This was the man who convinced you to come here in the first place! This was Syme, an intelligent friend of yours, who specializes replacing words with Newspeak. Newspeak is a simplified form of Old English, which is what everyone can speak. At the moment, it is mostly a written language used within the offices of the ministries. However, Syme seems confident that the rest of Oceania will turn to Newspeak as its language. His reasoning was perfect. Why would anyone need to use the word "Astonishing" when you could replace it with something everyone can understand? "Plusgood" is just fine, and "doubleplusgood" is when you need something stronger. Why resort to words that take more time to type and say than three easy words put together? Syme is the master of language, and he'll do anything for the benefit of Oceania. Syme takes you into the offices. It's a large hall filled with cubicles. In each one, there's a telescreen, a furnace, a delivery chute, and a speakwrite. The speakwrite is a device that turns spoken words into text on a paper. Syme quickly explains what you'll be doing, and with the certainty of a true friend, sets you off to work.
  
  Your job is done, and you've finished changing several articles that go back as far as 3 years and as close as 5 hours ago. You wonder why this job is necessary, and you come to a reasonable conclusion. The Party wants to make sure that the past is the same as the present to prevent the general public from unnecessarily freaking out. It makes sense. You finally put several scares to rest, and you go back home feeling happy for doing so.[Themes: sci-fi, science fiction, fantasy, humor]
  
  It is the first day of summer, and you are very hungry. Since there is no food in the house, you decide to go to Wawa for a breakfast sandwich. would you like to walk there or take the car?
  
  [Author's Note: An innocent search for breakfast becomes a fantastic adventure!!]
  
  > walk to wawa
  You walk to wawa and get there quickly. you cross the busy intersection and smash into a white truck, but instead of being crushed, you stand unharmed. the truck, however, is not so lucky. Bewildered and panicked, you run into wawa and see that there is only one breakfast sandwich left, but you have no money. what do you do??
  
  > steal the sandwich!
  You grab the sandwich and slip outside; you run to the back of the store. You quickly scarf down your illegally obtained breakfast sandwich and dispose of the garbage in a nearby dumpster. you hear a slow, sarcastic clapping. You turn around to see the Sith Lord Darth Sidious behind you, slowly plodding his way to where you stand.
  
  "An impressive display," he leers, "You must come with me to learn the ways of the dark side of the Force. Will you come?" Realizing that it had been the dark power of the Force that had protected you from the accident, smashed the truck, and tempted you to steal the breakfast sandwich, you decide:
  
  > teach you, Lord Sidious
  Sidious takes you to a remote planet to train you to use your dark potential. After long months of brutal training, Sidious takes you to an ice planet to make your own lightsaber. After gathering two crystals, Sidious fashions you a double-bladed lightsaber.
  
  he tosses it at you and says, "We must waste no time. It is time to overthrow the jedi order. Our sworn enemies will be crushed at last!" Furious, you realize that sidious had only been training you to use you as his own personal weapon. You say:
  
  > Yes, Master
  You agree to go to the jedi temple with Sidious.
  
  You approach the outer walls of the temple, noticing that for every massive window on every floor, there is a ledge. The jedi council sits on the 20th floor of the temple. how will you get up there?
  
  > scale the building using the ledges
  You scale the temple; using each ledge as a jumping-off point, you thank your Sith agility. To gain the element of surprise on the council, you attack a nearby speeder and force the driver to slowly carry you to the huge council chamber window. As you gaze in the room, you see a figure who looks startlingly like you.
  
  he brandishes his lightsaber, the single blue blade glowing like fire. you chuckle darkly. a single blade to your two; this will take no time at all. Your double rushes at you; what do you do?
  
  > throw your lightsaber like a laser bomerang
  You throw your lightsaber. unprepared for the surprise attack, your double is decapitated. Emboldened by your quick victory, you proceed to lay waste to the rest of the jedi order.
  
  > try again
  It is the first day of summer, and you are very hungry. Since there is no food in the house, you decide to go to Wawa for a breakfast sandwich. would you like to walk there or take the car?
  
  > take the car
  The car has no gas.
  
  what do you do?
  
  > look for gas in the back shed
  You enter the back shed, where an open gas can awaits you. too late you notice a lit cigarette carelessly tossed next to the tank. the gas explodes, knocking you to the ground. You look up and see Jedi Master Yoda, calmly watching you while smoking a cigarette.
  
  You are furious as you realize that he had thrown the cigarette into the gas, nearly killing you. You are about to lash out at Yoda, but he holds up a hand. "Strong in the Force are you," he says, "come with me you must, to learn the ways of the Force; teach you myself, I will."
  
  Will you go?
  
  > go with Yoda
  After training with Master Yoda for several months, your Force abilities have progressed. you are especially proficient in lightsaber combat, the fighting style of the jedi knights. Yoda decides that it is time to go to the ice caves of the planet Llum to build your own lightsaber.
  
  when you arrive, Yoda holds up two lightsaber crystals, to power your weapon and give it its color. Which color will you choose?
  
  > Green
  You choose the green lightsaber crystal, only to have Yoda shake his head sadly.
  
  "Copied me, you have," he says, brandishing his own green lightsaber. "Your senses are not as strong as I thought. we must return home."