text: [Themes: modern, humor]
  
  You size up the young man; he doesn't even look like he's from around here, looks like he's some fuckin' lame ass rich frat boy from the university in the city. Probably down here "slumming". You can't stand these arrogant bastards on principal, how nice it will be to fuck with one of them with legitimate authority!
  
  "Way to piss me off college boy, you ain't getting in this fuckin' place now. Take your frat ass home and don't bother coming back ever, because you're on my fuckin' shit list."
  "What?! You, you can't do that! I'm a fuckin' paying customer! You have to let me in you dumb redneck!"
  "Wrong again college boy! I have full discretion on who's allowed in. And I have determined your hostile attitude towards me is an indication that you will be a potential trouble maker and a threat to the ladies, thus I shall bar your entry to this establishment...or in redneck terms you ain't gettin' in motherfucker!"
  "Fuck you, you fucking piece of trailer trash!"
  At this point you get right in his face, so close that he has no choice but to have his olfactory senses assaulted by your breath.
  "You call me one more name boy, an' me an' you are gonna go round 'an round. Now insult me once more, that's all I fuckin' ask. I fuckin' dare you." He turns a bit pale at your challenge. He backs off and leaves.
  "Yeah that's what I thought." You say and start collecting money from the other customers that were waiting behind him.
  
  By making an example of that fucktard, you don't really have anymore problems with customers. Later, Tina's act is about to start, you've never seen her actually work so you are curious, besides seeing her running around naked always puts you in a good mood. A sleazy looking announcer comes out.
  
  "And now, for one of our more popular acts here, you may have been turned down by the cheerleaders when you went to high school, but I guarantee this is one who won't turn you down! She brings a whole new meaning to the word Head Cheerleader and will certainly raise your spirits! Dig deep into your pockets guys and give up some money so she can go on the class field trip, because here comes Tina!"
  
  When Tina comes out she's now dressed in a cheerleader outfit, similar to the one you first met her in, when she noticed you were checking out her ass at the local pizza joint. The only difference is its black and white and she's wearing fishnet stocking and stiletto heels with it. You've instantly got an erection hard enough to drive fuckin' nails with. She starts doing her dance as soon as the song starts blasting through the speakers.
  Its "Cherry Pie" by Warrant. That brings back memories.
  
  She must've specifically requested that song, it was appropriately playing on the radio when you were eating out her pussy for the very first time. (Sigh) The memories...
  
  > arrange to meet her to relive some memories
  There's no way you can wait until you get home before shoving your one eyed monster into Tina's ass, you gotta do it NOW! When she looks over in your direction, you make a dirty gesture to her and point to yourself and the door. She immediately gets the message and nods, licking her lips to emphasize the point.
  
  You immediately leave, and head towards your truck. This'll be just like the first time you and her consummated your...well love I suppose, for each other. You thought you were just deflowering another virgin (Of course THAT joke was on you since she hadn't been a virgin since she was in middle school as it turned out) but instead you fell in love or as close as you can get. Tina also felt that night when you fucked her in your truck was the most special night of her life. Never before had a guy at least made the effort to make sure her head wasn't slamming against the door handle during the heat of passion. How could she not fall in love with you?
  
  You actually feel a little bit...what's the word? Emotional? It'll be like reliving that moment, but without worrying over whether her age was just a number or just a quick way to get your ass thrown in jail.
  
  Yes this probably would've been a beautiful night of past lustful re-enactment had that fucktard you threw out of the club earlier hadn't showed up.
  
  "Hey Night Ranger! Where the fuck you think you're going? Yeah that's right, I got my friends with me, and they didn't appreciate you treating me like you did."
  "Yeah, well I'm sure they comforted you in that secret fag brother way, now you college boys better not fuck with me right now I got something more important to take care of and I guarantee you do NOT want me to be distracted from it."
  "Bwak bwak! Sounds like you're a redneck chicken shit!"
  "Me? You're the pussy who had to bring his friends along with him. Now this is the last chance bitch boys, either leave me the fuck alone or be prepared for an' ass whoopin' so bad that even your great grand children will be feelin' it, and that's assuming you and your "life partners" can pay some crack whore to carry your seed for heroin money."
  
  Well you couldn't have expected that comment not to go without results...
  
  A fight ensues, but of course you being, a rough an' tough Alpha male, you have no problem dispatching the Betas at hand, plus there was the fact that you were super pissed that they interrupted what was going to be a great sexual encounter with Tina, now, you're hot, you're sweaty and you're covered in blood. And you haven't even fucked Tina yet!
  
  You get to your truck, leaving the frat brothers on the ground to ponder their poor judgment and Tina's already there waiting for you.
  
  "Took you long enough! Hey, you got blood on you."
  "What the fuck? Didn't you see me fighting those idiots in the parking lot?"
  "Yeah so?
  "So you didn't feel it necessary to at least help me out?"
  "You looked like you had everything under control. Besides I know you, you get completely focused and don't want anyone to disturb you. Come on are we gonna fuck now stud or what?"
  
  Well, she's got a point there. You turn Tina around, bend her over and get down to business right there in the parking lot in between your truck and another car, but due to your earlier expended energy, it's not the magical re-enactment of your first date that it could've been. (More like your second date)
  
  But then again kicking some dickheads' asses and then fucking your girlfriend in the parking lot of her strip club, is good enough.