text: [Themes: fantasy, humor, fantasy]
  
  You wake up in your bed.
  
  After 20 years of life, you just think that you're not going anywhere.
  
  Your job as a apprentice for the old and cranky dwarf blacksmith is not going well, and you know he's keeping you there just as a favor to your mom.
  
  Oh yes, you live with your mom.
  
  You never knew your dad, but you know that he was an adventurer. Your mom don't like to talk about it, but you've heard people talking about some of your dad feats...
  
  Maybe you should try going out, to find your destiny?
  
  [Author's Note: This is just a test game. First adventure, first game. It's short, but I tried to keep it funny. Maybe you should try and see what's your First Adventure is going to look like! Also, I'm Brazilian, so excuse me for my bad English... I think it's readable.]
  
  > find a Quest!
  You make your mind: You need to go out and find a Quest!
  
  You take the dull sword that you made on your work and leave your house.
  
  Outside, you see your village: Manure Hamlet.
  
  It's called that way because it's basically a few farms, and smells like... well, poop.
  
  Just outside your house you see a little kid searching for something in the ground. Maybe he needs some help?
  
  You also see Aunt Mary, sitting in front of her house. She's not really your Aunt, but everyone calls her "Aunt" for some reason. She stays there all day, everyday, so you know she KNOWS stuff. She's like a Gossip Mayor... She can probably help you on your "Find a Quest" quest.
  
  Also, to your left you see the Blacksmith. You know, where you work.
  
  > help the Little Child!
  You approach the child with your most heroic walk.
  
  Taking a closer look, you see that this is a very ugly kid. Probably the fact that he's green doesn't help. Also, he's a Goblin, so maybe it's just your Human Prejudice talking.
  
  The young goblin is looking around, digging in the floor. He got a sad look in his face. Or maybe he's just so ugly that you can't tell the emotions he express on his face. Anyway, you can probably help him find whatever he's looking for.
  
  > talk to the Child
  -- Hello there, Young One!
  
  You try to talk like a hero, but you feel a little stupid.
  
  The kid looks at you with his big eyes, and opens a smile. You can see his sharp and yellow teeth. Maybe there's some blood in there? Ugh.
  
  -- Sup, mister?
  
  Oh well, maybe he was not that sad.
  
  -- You look like you could use some help.
  
  He looks at you like he's considering if you can help him or not. Or maybe he's just thinking about lunch, You really can't tell. After a few seconds looking at you, he finally talks.
  
  -- Oh, yes! You can help me! You see, this morning I ate a Chicken. And you know, chicken feet are the best, so I saved then for later. But, you know that these kinds of thing are SUPER valuable around here... so I dug a hole in the ground to hide it from the other kids...
  
  You can't hide the surprise look at your face. First, chicken feet is the most disgusting thing ever. Second, nobody thinks that they're valuable, so why the hell this kid dug a hole to hide it?
  
  Before you can express your doubt, the kid talks again:
  
  -- But you see, miste... I can't find the legs! And I'm pretty sure I put them right here... So someone STOLE IT FROM ME!
  
  The kid looks pretty pissed.
  
  -- And I know who did it! Charlie, that S-O-B! So, I want you to kill him!
  
  Wait, what?
  
  -- And if you do, I can give you this!
  
  He takes a old clock from his pocket, and show it to you. It's a golden clock! You take a closer look at it, and A) you see that you can sell this for a pretty good amount in the shop; and B) you see the initials "C.A" on it. It's probably stolen.
  
  -- So mister, will you help me?
  
  Well, you could use the money. And what is an adventure if you don't kill anyone? Ok, ok, Charlie is probably a Kid that lives in your village, but who cares? QUEST!
  
  On the other side, he's just a kid. And he's holding a golden clock. You probably can take it from him.
  
  You can also let the kid there and go talk to your Aunt. She probably won't ask you to kill anyone.
  
  And you can always go back to your job. Maybe this whole Adventure thing was just a big and bad idea.
  
  > let's Kill Charlie!
  You accept your quest, and the kid gives you directions to Charlie's house. When you get there, you notice that it's bigger than most houses.
  
  You knock on the door, and big Orc comes out of it. He's like 7'6", and is really strong.
  
  But, judging by his looks, he's just a kid. Go figure this Orc anatomy.
  
  He looks at you with a mean, but curious expression. He opens his mouth and talks.
  
  You see, that's what you understand. But you can't be sure, because it's more like a roar than a voice.
  
  Maybe this is a bad idea. Or maybe this is a good test!
  
  You can take your sword and swing as fast as you can in his throat, looking for a surprise attack.
  
  Or, you could wave your hand in front of him, like you saw that old man doing that one time, and try to fool him...
  
  But maybe the smart idea is to just get out of there and run... So you could talk to Aunt Mary or go back to work.
  
  You know, it's your choice.
  
  > Attack!!!
  Your sword hit him right in the neck, but it doesn't seem to do anything at all.
  
  The next thing you see is his big fist coming at impressive speed right at your face.
  
  > This is a CYOA game, right? So you must be Dead.
  Yes, and a really short one.
  
  You couldn't survive the hit from the Orc, and died right there. Maybe you should bring a sharp weapon next time. I mean, next life.
  
  Hey, just so you know, this game is a basic one, so we don't have an inventory. So, sorry. Maybe on the next game you can get your revenge?
  
  In the mean time, you should play this again. Or just play some complete game that is not a test. I don't know, it's your life, right? I only control what you choose IN THE GAME, you know?
  
  Or maybe not!
  
  That worked?
  
  No?
  
  Oh well...
  
  Game over, then. See ya!