text: [Themes: Screen, Children's, Cartoon]
  
  > look at your surroundings
  direction would send you plummeting to an untimely end. The cliff that surrounds the canyon approaches from infinity to the northwest and southwest, coming to a point a few hundred yards to your west. From here, you can see another small ledge clinging to the side of the cliff about twenty yards below the point where the two cliff walls meet.
  
  > go east
  You stagger blindly in that direction.
  
  You can't see anything with the blindfold on.
  
  > take off the blindfold
  You take off the blindfold, and look around...
  
  You are in a comfortable and cozy rabbit warren, lit dimly by the
  light that filters in from the hole to your west. There are a few scattered pieces of battered furniture here, including an overstuffed sofa and a large wooden wardrobe, as well as some pictures nailed into the dirt walls. Against one wall is a kitchenette: a stove, a refrigerator, and a table.
  
  > Go west
  cliff walls. It's just wide enough to keep gravity's dirty paws off you. To your west, several hundred yards away, you can see a narrow mesa. A hole leads east, into the cliff face.
  
  > Go east
  You are in a comfortable and cozy rabbit warren, lit dimly by the
  light that filters in from the hole to your west. There are a few scattered pieces of battered furniture here, including an overstuffed sofa and a large wooden wardrobe, as well as some pictures nailed into the dirt walls. Against one wall is a kitchenette: a stove, a refrigerator, and a table.
  
  > examine the pictures
  The pictures include a photo of Bud Bunny at a party with Chuck Jones, Fritz Freleng, Tex Avery, and Mel Blanc; a reproduction of the famous painting, "The Assumption of St. Peter Rabbit;" and an autographed photo of Dick Cavett. Seeing the last of these reminds you of the humiliation you suffered as a guest on his show; unbeknownst to you, the talk show host had arranged for your fellow guests to be the president of Handgun Control, Inc, and the vice-chairman of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Ooooh, that rascally Cavett!
  
  > examine the fridge
  The refrigerator is closed.
  
  > open it
  Opening the refrigerator reveals a lettuce sandwich and a steak.
  
  > take all from the fridge
  lettuce sandwich: Taken.
  steak: Taken.
  
  > close the fridge
  Closed.
  
  > examine table
  It's an unpretentious wooden table.
  
  > examine the steak
  It's a big, succulant, raw hunk of meat.
  
  > Examine sandwich
  It's a piece of lettuce between two slices of carrot bread.
  
  > examine the stove
  It's a simple stove, consisting of a metal surface and an on-off switch. A metal chimney above the cooking surface helps get rid of cooking smells.
  
  > look at the chimney
  It's a narrow metal chimney, meant to help remove cooking odors from the warren.
  
  > examine the wardrobe
  Looking closely at the wardrobe, you see that it seems to have been carved out of a large treetrunk that has sunk deep into the walls of the warren. Currently, the wardrobe is closed.
  
  > open the wardrobe
  Opening the large wooden wardrobe reveals a Hawaiian shirt, a baseball cap, and a cologne bottle.
  
  > examine the shirt
  This is a large, bright Hawaiian shirt. Amongst the loud colors is a logo that says, "Hotel Wakalakamakakadasakikikaki."
  
  > get all from the wardrobe
  Hawaiian shirt: Taken.
  baseball cap: Taken.
  cologne bottle: Taken.
  
  > examine the cap
  Which cap do you mean, the hunting cap, or the baseball cap?
  
  > Baseball
  It's a Brooklyn Dodgers cap.
  
  > wear all
  hunting cap: You're already wearing the hunting cap!
  blindfold: Okay, you're now wearing the blindfold.
  note: You can't do anything with the blindfold on.
  your gun: You can't do anything with the blindfold on.
  lettuce sandwich: You can't do anything with the blindfold on.
  steak: You can't do anything with the blindfold on.
  Hawaiian shirt: You can't do anything with the blindfold on.
  baseball cap: You can't do anything with the blindfold on.
  cologne bottle: You can't do anything with the blindfold on.
  battered furniture: You can't do anything with the blindfold on. kitchenette: You can't do anything with the blindfold on.
  
  > examine bottle
  According to the label, the orange liquid inside is "Eau de Carrotte."
  
  > look at the sofa
  The sofa is covered with a garish carrot-patterned fabric.
  
  > turn on the stove
  You turn on the stove, and it heats up instantly.
  
  > put the steak on the stove
  The steak begins to sizzle as soon as it hits the metal surface of the stove. Within moments, a delicious smell begins to fill the room. As you watch the smell waves waft up through the metal chimney, you hear what sounds like a dentist's drill begin to whir above your head. Suddenly, a sizable chunk of the dirt ceiling collapses about you and a giant slobbering blur descends into the room. When the blur stops whirling, you realize that it is the Tazmanian Devil. It grabs the steak from the stovetop and begins wolfing it down. You estimate that you have a couple of seconds before it finishes the steak and notices you.
  
  * * * Your score just increased by 1 point. * * *
  
  > Go upwards
  The Tazmanian Devil is standing directly beneath the hole that he made when he came in. There's no way you can go up without climbing on him, and something tells you he wouldn't like that.
  
  The Tazmanian Devil has eaten about half of the steak by now.
  
  > give the cap to Devil
  The Tazmanian devil accepts the baseball cap, nearly biting your fingers off in the process. In a moment, the baseball cap has vanished down its throat.
  
  > climb the chimney
  I don't know how to climb the metal chimney.
  
  The Tazmanian Devil has eaten almost all the steak. At any moment, he's going to finish it up and start looking for something else to eat.
  
  > Shout
  Your throat is a bit sore now.
  
  The Tazmanian Devil has eaten almost all the steak. At any moment, he's going to finish it up and start looking for something else to eat.
  
  > wear the cologne
  You splash some cologne on yourself.
  
  > look at what you're carrying with you
  You have a hunting cap (being worn), a blindfold, a note, a gun, a lettuce sandwich, a Hawaiian shirt (being worn), a baseball cap, and a cologne bottle.
  
  With a final slobbering gulp, the Tazmanian Devil swallows the last of the meat. He lets out a belch and, for one brief moment, appears sated. Then the moment passes, and his huge head swivels around, his hungry eyes coming to focus on you.
  
  > wear the sandwich
  You can't wear the lettuce sandwich.
  
  With a final slobbering gulp, the Tazmanian Devil swallows the last of the meat. He lets out a belch and, for one brief moment, appears sated. Then the moment passes, and his huge head swivels around, his hungry eyes coming to focus on you.
  
  > pull the table
  Pulling the table doesn't have any effect.
  
  With a final slobbering gulp, the Tazmanian Devil swallows the last of the meat. He lets out a belch and, for one brief moment, appears sated. Then the moment passes, and his huge head swivels around, his hungry eyes coming to focus on you.
  
  > give sandwich to the taz
  The Tazmanian Devil sniffs the sandwich, then growls menacingly at you. Evidently, it doesn't like vegetables.
  
  With a final slobbering gulp, the Tazmanian Devil swallows the last of the meat. He lets out a belch and, for one brief moment, appears sated. Then the moment passes, and his huge head swivels around, his hungry eyes coming to focus on you.
  
  > wait for a while
  Time passes...
  
  The Tazmanian Devil lunges for you and, with a few swift bites, swallows you. As you stew helplessly in his stomach, you find yourself wishing that 'toons weren't quite so indestructable.
  
  > pour cologne on the taz
  That would be unwise.
  
  With a final slobbering gulp, the Tazmanian Devil swallows the last of the meat. He lets out a belch and, for one brief moment, appears sated. Then the moment passes, and his huge head swivels around, his hungry eyes coming to focus on you.
  
  > wear the cologne
  You splash some cologne on yourself.
  
  The Tazmanian Devil lunges for you. As he flies through the air toward you, he suddenly catches a whiff of your carrot cologne. He stops in mid-air and hangs there for a moment, looking confused. Then he crashes to the ground. He gets up and lumbers over to you, sniffing you closely. Evidently, he doesn't like what he smells, for he lets out an outraged bellow and then whirls out the hole in the ceiling, presumably in search of more meat.
  
  * * * Your score just increased by 1 point. * * *
  
  > Go upwards
  You climb on the table and clamber through the hole.
  
  You are inside a sturdy metal cage. A rough-hewn hole leads
  downward. The trees surrounding the cage are sparse, and the thick moss that covers the ground seems to be fight a losing battle with the desert that approaches from the north and the west.
  
  > open the cage
  You can't. It seems to be locked.
  
  > Unlock cage
  You unlock the cage door.
  
  > look at the cage
  You are in a sturdy metal cage. Currently, it's closed.
  
  > open cage
  You open the cage door.
  
  > examine the cage
  You are in a sturdy metal cage. Currently, it's open.
  
  > Go outside
  The trees here are sparser, and the thick moss that covers the
  ground seems to be fighting a losing battle with the desert that approaches from the north and the west. Paths lead east and southeast back into the forest. A large metal cage stands empty here.
  
  > Go north
  You stand in the middle of a huge desert, north of a stand of struggling trees and west of a deep cave. As you stand staring into the vast darkness that lies within the cavern, a strange smell on the wind makes your nose twitch. You pause for a moment and recognize it. It's the smell of wealth.
  Dizzy Duck is here, rubbing his hands with greedy glee.
  
  > give the cap to Duck
  "No, thankth, my dear thir."
  
  > look at Daffy
  There is no "Daffy Duck" in this game--only "Dizzy Duck." Are you trying to get me in trouble?
  
  > look at dizzy
  Dizzy is a daffy-looking duck. Currently, he's running his hands through a wheelbarrow full of jewels.
  
  > Smell
  What do you want to smell?
  
  > examine the jewels
  You don't have a chance to examine the vast array of glittering jewels because Dizzy throws himself across the wheelbarrow as soon as he sees you eyeing them. "Don't even think about it," he sputters.
  
  Dizzy lunches into an off-key rendition of "Hello, My Ragtime Gal."
  
  > take the jewels
  As you reach for the jewels, Dizzy floors you with a right wing to the jaw that lays you out flat. "Thorry, bub," he says, as little birdies momentarily fly around your head. "Don't know what came over me."
  
  > shoot dizzy
  As you raise the gun, Dizzy sticks his finger in the barrel. "Thorry, Charlie, it'th rabbit theathon." Embarrassed, you lower the gun.
  
  > Go south
  The trees here are sparser, and the thick moss that covers the
  ground seems to be fighting a losing battle with the desert that approaches from the north and the west. Paths lead east and southeast back into the forest. A large metal cage stands empty here.
  
  > Go east
  It looks like this wooden sign originally said "Duck Season," but somebody crossed off the word "Duck" and wrote "Rabbit." Then somebody else crossed off the word "Rabbit" and wrote "Duck." In fact, the words "Duck" and "Rabbit" must have been written and crossed off a dozen times each. At the moment, the sign proclaims that it's duck season. This accursed interference in the rights of honest hunters like yourself is signed "Bruce Babbit, Secretary of the Interior." Ooooh, that rascally Babbit!
  
  You can't go that way.
  
  > get the sign
  You already have the wooden sign!
  
  > go south
  You are standing deep within the woods. A thick roof of leaves
  blocks most sunlight from entering, and a thick wall of treetrunks blocks you from exiting in most directions. You can squeeze through to the north and the northwest, where the forest seems to grow less dense.
  
  > show the sign to duck
  Dizzy sticks his finger in the barrel of your gun and grins cockily at you. "You thee, thir, you can't thyoot a duck in rabbit--" Then he looks once again at the sign you're carrying and turns as pale as he can, considering that he's covered with jet-black feathers. "Oooh, that rabbit. He'th dethpicable!" In a swift blur, Dizzy vanishes, taking the wheelbarrow full of jewels with him. Moments later, he returns, crosses out the word "Duck," replaces it with "Rabbit," and, just to be on the safe side, vanishes again.
  
  * * * Your score just increased by 1 point. * * *