text: [Themes: edutainment, serious, humor, socially important]
  
  WARNING! (The fake one)
  
  This story contains mature subject matter concerning teens and is meant to help said age group "experience" a problem they may encounter in their life and show the consequences of their actions if they handle it in the wrong way. There will be separate sections for boys and girls for as we all know, both genders experience different struggles during their precious formative years.
  
  If you are a pre-pubescent, you should NOT be reading this story, you should be in bed. Such mature subject matter is not for your tender young eyes.
  
  If you are an adult and you are a parent, perhaps you should "experience" this story with your teen, for they may still have further questions about the subject matter. Questions that you should provide answer for, because if you do not they may learn the wrong answers from their peers, the streets, minorities or even (gasp) the evil dirty internet!
  
  If you are an adult and NOT a parent, get the fuck out of here. You probably just want to "play" the girl path and choose all the slutty choices, you fucking pervert.
  
  It is the hope that this story may somehow help teens better deal with the problems found in this story in real life. And remember if you do turn out to be gay (boys) or sexually loose (girls) it doesn't make you a bad person. It just means you're going to die of AIDS and burn in hell.
  
  Now what gender are you?
  
  > Male
  You are a typical male teen...well maybe not entirely typical. In your current state you aren't very popular in school. Sometimes you feel left out of things, particularly social gatherings involving girls. Maybe being popular would makes things easier and make you happier, but then you also wonder if you even belong here, as you have a hard time relating to people sometimes.
  
  Well, what are YOU going to do about it?
  
  > attempt to make friends because you NEED to be accepted by your peers
  You aren't anybody unless you're popular! Okay well it's not entirely a bad thing to be social; it's perfectly natural to want to go along with the rest of the sheep. Though what KIND of sheep you're going to be going along with might make a big difference in your life.
  
  You must choose, but choose wisely because this is ALL going on your permanent record.
  
  > join a sports team! Jocks get all the girls!
  Sure sports, that's always a good way to conform and it does attract the ladies usually. A lot better than joining the chess club would anyway.
  
  You're unsure of what to pick, so you go by the old chestnut and pick football...
  
  After laughing his ass off the coach actually gives you a chance at training, as it turns out, you aren't completely inept, but you don't really have ability that makes you stand out. You'll probably get cut and then you'll be back where you started and you don't want that.
  
  While you're sitting in the locker room wondering what the hell you're going to do, one of your team mates approaches you.
  
  "Hey, I saw you out there, you looked pretty good."
  
  Immediately you go on the defensive.
  
  "Hey, hey! I ain't into that gay shit!" you exclaim protectively grabbing your dick and backing your ass against the wall.
  "What? Oh. Ha ha! No! No, I was just saying you probably got what it takes to make the team, but you just need that extra edge. I mean who has time to waste doing all that training right? I'd rather be spending my free time fucking the sluts and partying, y'know what I'm sayin'? That's why I take this!"
  
  Your teammate shows you a needle.
  
  "Is that..."
  "Yep, steroids! Combine it with these pain killers..." He shows you a bag of pills. "And you got what Legends are made of!"
  "Um...aren't those like illegal?"
  "Fuck yeah! But what are you some fucking choir boy? You wanna get on the team and fuck all those pretty cheerleader bitches you better start taking this shit. What's the big deal? All the pros use them!"
  
  > take the drugs: it's the breakfast of Champions!
  Hey if the pros use them, then it MUST be good! You take the needle and pills for later use.
  
  Before the next try outs you shoot up and feel a surge of energy! You feel like you could lift a thousand pounds! Due to you breaking another member's leg in training, the coach doesn't hesitate to allow you on the team. As the weeks go by, you start pumping a lot of iron and have muscles like you never had before and certainly a lot more confidence. Your awkwardness with girls has ended and after a few winning games your popularity has grown. You are now a "somebody".
  
  Hey steroid freak, don't celebrate just yet, now you get to see how much you fuck up!
  
  You're continual abuse of steroids has increased your aggression to an unnatural degree, at one point you get angry at someone in one your classmates and smash his face into a bloody fucking pulp. It takes the teacher and a couple of your classmates to keep you from killing the poor sonofabitch. Fortunately for you, since you're so "necessary" to win the next game, you get off with just suspension from school for three days. During this time you attend a party (Your parents don't dare try to stop you) where you hook up with some chick.
  
  You and her start making out and then once again you start getting aggressive, she tells you to stop which only makes you angrier so you bitch slap her to the floor and start ripping her clothes off. While you attempt rape, you come across a big problem which is that the steroids have shrunk your balls and made you impotent. Now you're even MORE pissed, so you just start beating the poor girl and blaming her for your own problems eventually breaking her neck. You aren't done yet though, as you're insistent on still trying to get your limp dick hard even after her body has expelled all its fluids from the "death release". At this point some other people from the party enter the room and see this grisly sight.
  
  When they all shout "HOLY SHIT!" you instinctively realize you need to get the fuck out of here, so you jump out the window and land wrong twisting your ankle badly, but you pop some painkillers and start running.
  
  You don't get far when a cop car attempts to stop you, but when the cops get out you charge into the first one and break both of his arms before he can even draw his gun, the second cop shoots you twice, but you don't even feel it and you grab him by the throat and rip out his larynx, then you flip the car over crushing the other cop lying on the ground in pain with broken arms.
  
  More cops come and seeing what you've done they don't take any chances and just blaze away at you with shotguns blowing big chunks of meat out of you finally putting an end to your 'roid rage as well as your life. Fortunately you didn't really feel anything since you were still flying on painkillers at the time.
  
  The moral of the story?
  
  Don't do steroids they make your nuts shrink and cause impotence. And let's be honest, it doesn't matter how many cops you can kill with your bare hands, you just aren't a man if you're unable to rape a woman, shrinky dink!
  
  And now you know!