text: [Themes: Cave crawl, Zorkian, memorable NPC, treasure hunt, Zork, fantasy, maze, cave]
  
  > Go downward
  This is a rather wide room. On one side is the bottom of a narrow wooden ladder. To the west and the south are passages leaving the room.
  
  > go to the west
  This is a long and narrow passage, which is cluttered with broken timbers. A wide passage comes from the east and turns at the west end of the room into a very narrow passageway. From the west comes a strong draft.
  There is a broken timber here.
  
  > drop all
  broken timber: Dropped.
  clove of garlic: Dropped.
  brass lantern: Dropped.
  
  > Go west
  You have moved into a dark place.
  It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  
  > Go east
  This is a long and narrow passage, which is cluttered with broken timbers. A wide passage comes from the east and turns at the west end of the room into a very narrow passageway. From the west comes a strong draft.
  There is a brass lantern (battery-powered) here.
  There is a clove of garlic here.
  There is a broken timber here.
  
  > look
  This is a long and narrow passage, which is cluttered with broken timbers. A wide passage comes from the east and turns at the west end of the room into a very narrow passageway. From the west comes a strong draft.
  There is a clove of garlic here.
  There is a broken timber here.
  
  > Go east
  This is a rather wide room. On one side is the bottom of a narrow wooden ladder. To the west and the south are passages leaving the room.
  
  > Go south
  You have come to a dead end in the mine.
  There is a small pile of coal here.
  
  > break the coal
  What do you want to break the coal with?
  
  > look
  You have come to a dead end in the mine.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A small pile of coal
  A brass lantern (providing light)
  
  > drop all
  matchbook: Dropped.
  small pile of coal: Dropped.
  brass lantern: Dropped.
  
  > Light match
  This room is drafty, and the match goes out instantly.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A matchbook
  
  > look
  This is a long and narrow passage, which is cluttered with broken timbers. A wide passage comes from the east and turns at the west end of the room into a very narrow passageway. From the west comes a strong draft.
  There is a brass lantern (battery-powered) here.
  There is a small pile of coal here.
  There is a clove of garlic here.
  There is a broken timber here.
  
  > drop all
  matchbook: Dropped.
  
  > Go west
  You have moved into a dark place.
  It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  
  > go east
  This is a long and narrow passage, which is cluttered with broken timbers. A wide passage comes from the east and turns at the west end of the room into a very narrow passageway. From the west comes a strong draft.
  There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here. There is a brass lantern (battery-powered) here.
  There is a small pile of coal here.
  There is a clove of garlic here.
  There is a broken timber here.
  
  > go west
  Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!
  
  ****  You have died  ****
  
  As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
  
  You are outside a large gateway, on which is inscribed
  
  Abandon every hope all ye who enter here!
  
  The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
  
  > take all
  matchbook: Taken.
  brass lantern: Taken.
  small pile of coal: Taken.
  clove of garlic: Taken.
  broken timber: Taken.
  
  > Up
  This is a non-descript part of a coal mine.
  There is a glass bottle here.
  The glass bottle contains:
  A quantity of water
  The lamp is nearly out.
  
  > Go south
  This is a large room, in the middle of which is a small shaft descending through the floor into darkness below. To the west and the north are exits from this room. Constructed over the top of the shaft is a metal framework to which a heavy iron chain is attached.
  There is a torch here (providing light).
  At the end of the chain is a basket.
  
  > drop all
  jade figurine: Dropped.
  glass bottle: Dropped.
  matchbook: Dropped.
  clove of garlic: Dropped.
  brass lantern: Dropped.
  
  > drop all
  jade figurine: Dropped.
  clove of garlic: Dropped.
  brass lantern: Dropped.
  
  > go to the west
  This is a small drafty room in which is the bottom of a long shaft. To the south is a passageway and to the east a very narrow passage. In the shaft can be seen a heavy iron chain.
  At the end of the chain is a basket.
  The basket contains:
  A torch (providing light)
  
  > Go east
  This is a long and narrow passage, which is cluttered with broken timbers. A wide passage comes from the east and turns at the west end of the room into a very narrow passageway. From the west comes a strong draft.
  There is a brass lantern (battery-powered) here.
  There is a clove of garlic here.
  There is an exquisite jade figurine here.
  There is a broken timber here.
  
  > go south
  This is a large, cold room whose sole exit is to the north. In one corner there is a machine which is reminiscent of a clothes dryer. On its face is a switch which is labelled "START". The switch does not appear to be manipulable by any human hand (unless the fingers are about 1/16 by 1/4 inch). On the front of the machine is a large lid, which is closed.
  
  > open the lid
  The lid opens.
  
  > look
  This is a large, cold room whose sole exit is to the north. In one corner there is a machine which is reminiscent of a clothes dryer. On its face is a switch which is labelled "START". The switch does not appear to be manipulable by any human hand (unless the fingers are about 1/16 by 1/4 inch). On the front of the machine is a large lid, which is open.
  
  > enter the machine
  You hit your head against the machine as you attempt this feat.
  
  > check what you're carrying
  You are carrying:
  A torch (providing light)
  
  > close the lid
  The lid closes.
  
  > go west
  You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east. To the west is a cyclops-shaped opening in an old wooden door, above which is some strange gothic lettering, a trophy case, and a rug lying beside an open trap door.
  There is a skeleton key here.
  Your collection of treasures consists of:
  A chalice
  A jewel-encrusted egg
  The jewel-encrusted egg contains:
  A golden clockwork canary
  A platinum bar
  A gold coffin
  A sceptre
  A painting
  A leather bag of coins
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A torch (providing light)
  A glass bottle
  The glass bottle contains:
  A quantity of water
  A matchbook
  A clove of garlic
  A brass lantern
  
  > drop all
  matchbook: Dropped.
  clove of garlic: Dropped.
  brass lantern: Dropped.
  
  > turn on the lantern
  The brass lantern is now on.
  
  This is a small non-descript room. However, from the direction of a small descending staircase a foul odor can be detected. To the south is a narrow tunnel.
  
  > Go northeast
  This is a non-descript part of a coal mine.
  The lamp is definitely dimmer now.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A brass lantern (providing light)
  
  > Go south
  This is a large room, in the middle of which is a small shaft descending through the floor into darkness below. To the west and the north are exits from this room. Constructed over the top of the shaft is a metal framework to which a heavy iron chain is attached.
  There is a clove of garlic here.
  There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here.
  At the end of the chain is a basket.
  The basket contains:
  A torch (providing light)
  
  > get all
  clove of garlic: Taken.
  matchbook: Taken.
  basket: The cage is securely fastened to the iron chain.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A matchbook
  A clove of garlic
  A brass lantern (providing light)
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A clove of garlic
  A brass lantern (providing light)
  
  > drop the clove
  Dropped.
  The lamp is definitely dimmer now.
  
  > Go south
  This is a non-descript part of a coal mine.
  There is a clove of garlic here.
  
  > go south
  This is a non-descript part of a coal mine.
  There is a brass lantern (battery-powered) here.
  
  > go west
  This is a long and narrow passage, which is cluttered with broken timbers. A wide passage comes from the east and turns at the west end of the room into a very narrow passageway. From the west comes a strong draft.
  There is a brass lantern (battery-powered) here.
  There is a broken timber here.
  
  > drop all
  small pile of coal: Dropped.
  
  > get all
  small pile of coal: Taken.
  brass lantern: Taken.
  broken timber: Taken.
  
  > put all in the basket
  broken timber: You can't see any basket here!
  brass lantern: You can't see any basket here!
  small pile of coal: You can't see any basket here!
  
  > look
  This is a long and narrow passage, which is cluttered with broken timbers. A wide passage comes from the east and turns at the west end of the room into a very narrow passageway. From the west comes a strong draft.
  
  > drop all
  broken timber: Dropped.
  brass lantern: Dropped.
  small pile of coal: Dropped.
  
  > look
  This is a long and narrow passage, which is cluttered with broken timbers. A wide passage comes from the east and turns at the west end of the room into a very narrow passageway. From the west comes a strong draft.
  There is a small pile of coal here.
  There is a brass lantern (battery-powered) here.
  There is a broken timber here.
  
  > go to the south
  This is a non-descript part of a coal mine.
  There is a clove of garlic here.
  The lamp is nearly out.
  
  > Go south
  This is a large room, in the middle of which is a small shaft descending through the floor into darkness below. To the west and the north are exits from this room. Constructed over the top of the shaft is a metal framework to which a heavy iron chain is attached.
  At the end of the chain is a basket.
  The basket contains:
  A torch (providing light)
  
  > look
  This is a large room, in the middle of which is a small shaft descending through the floor into darkness below. To the west and the north are exits from this room. Constructed over the top of the shaft is a metal framework to which a heavy iron chain is attached.
  At the end of the chain is a basket.
  The basket contains:
  A small pile of coal
  
  > Go west
  You are in a small room which has doors only to the east and south.
  A large vampire bat, hanging from the ceiling, swoops down at you! Fweep!
  Fweep!
  Fweep!
  
  The bat grabs you by the scruff of your neck and lifts you away....
  
  This is a non-descript part of a coal mine.
  
  > look
  You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east. To the west is a cyclops-shaped opening in an old wooden door, above which is some strange gothic lettering, a trophy case, and a rug lying beside an open trap door.
  There is a glass bottle here.
  The glass bottle contains:
  A quantity of water
  There is a skeleton key here.
  Your collection of treasures consists of:
  A sapphire-encrusted bracelet
  A jade figurine
  A chalice
  A jewel-encrusted egg
  The jewel-encrusted egg contains:
  A golden clockwork canary
  A platinum bar
  A gold coffin
  A sceptre
  A painting
  A leather bag of coins
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  A torch (providing light)
  A matchbook
  A clove of garlic
  A brass lantern
  
  > go south
  You are in a large square room with tall ceilings. On the south wall is an enormous mirror which fills the entire wall. There are exits on the other three sides of the room.
  There is a brown sack here.
  The brown sack contains:
  A lunch
  There is a folded pile of plastic here which has a small valve attached.
  There is a screwdriver here.
  There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.
  There is a wrench here.
  
  > get all
  mirror: The mirror is many times your size. Give up.
  brown sack: Taken.
  pile of plastic: Taken.
  screwdriver: Taken.
  tube: Taken.
  wrench: Your load is too heavy.
  
  > drop all
  tube: Dropped.
  screwdriver: Dropped.
  pile of plastic: Dropped.
  brown sack: Dropped.
  torch: Dropped.
  matchbook: Dropped.
  clove of garlic: Dropped.
  brass lantern: Dropped.
  
  > look
  This is a circular stone room with passages in all directions. Several of them have unfortunately been blocked by cave-ins.
  There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here. There is a brown sack here.
  The brown sack contains:
  A lunch
  There is a folded pile of plastic here which has a small valve attached.
  There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.
  
  > Go south
  You are in a large square room with tall ceilings. On the south wall is an enormous mirror which fills the entire wall. There are exits on the other three sides of the room.
  There is a wrench here.
  
  > go north
  This is a circular stone room with passages in all directions. Several of them have unfortunately been blocked by cave-ins.
  There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here. There is a brown sack here.
  The brown sack contains:
  A lunch
  There is a folded pile of plastic here which has a small valve attached.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A brass lantern
  A clove of garlic
  A screwdriver
  
  > turn on the lantern
  The brass lantern is now on.
  
  This is a large room, in the middle of which is a small shaft descending through the floor into darkness below. To the west and the north are exits from this room. Constructed over the top of the shaft is a metal framework to which a heavy iron chain is attached.
  From the chain is suspended a basket.
  
  > go east
  You can't go that way.
  The lamp is definitely dimmer now.
  
  > go to the south
  This is a large room, in the middle of which is a small shaft descending through the floor into darkness below. To the west and the north are exits from this room. Constructed over the top of the shaft is a metal framework to which a heavy iron chain is attached.
  From the chain is suspended a basket.
  
  > raise the basket
  The basket is raised to the top of the shaft.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A brass lantern (providing light)
  A clove of garlic
  
  > examine basket
  The basket contains:
  A small pile of coal
  A screwdriver
  A torch (providing light)
  
  > go south
  This is a large room, in the middle of which is a small shaft descending through the floor into darkness below. To the west and the north are exits from this room. Constructed over the top of the shaft is a metal framework to which a heavy iron chain is attached.
  There is a clove of garlic here.
  There is a broken timber here.
  At the end of the chain is a basket.
  The basket contains:
  A small pile of coal
  A screwdriver
  A torch (providing light)
  
  > go west
  This is a small drafty room in which is the bottom of a long shaft. To the south is a passageway and to the east a very narrow passage. In the shaft can be seen a heavy iron chain.
  At the end of the chain is a basket.
  The basket contains:
  A small pile of coal
  A screwdriver
  A torch (providing light)
  
  > get all
  basket: The cage is securely fastened to the iron chain.
  
  > look
  This is a small drafty room in which is the bottom of a long shaft. To the south is a passageway and to the east a very narrow passage. In the shaft can be seen a heavy iron chain.
  At the end of the chain is a basket.
  
  > go south
  This is a large, cold room whose sole exit is to the north. In one corner there is a machine which is reminiscent of a clothes dryer. On its face is a switch which is labelled "START". The switch does not appear to be manipulable by any human hand (unless the fingers are about 1/16 by 1/4 inch). On the front of the machine is a large lid, which is closed.
  
  > open the lid
  The lid opens.
  
  > examine the machine
  The machine is closed.
  
  > turn the switch with the screwdriver
  The machine comes to life (figuratively) with a dazzling display of colored lights and bizarre noises. After a few moments, the excitement abates.
  
  > open the machine
  The lid opens, revealing a huge diamond.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A huge diamond
  A torch (providing light)
  A screwdriver
  
  > look
  This is a large, cold room whose sole exit is to the north. In one corner there is a machine which is reminiscent of a clothes dryer. On its face is a switch which is labelled "START". The switch does not appear to be manipulable by any human hand (unless the fingers are about 1/16 by 1/4 inch). On the front of the machine is a large lid, which is open.
  
  > go to the north
  This is a small drafty room in which is the bottom of a long shaft. To the south is a passageway and to the east a very narrow passage. In the shaft can be seen a heavy iron chain.
  At the end of the chain is a basket.
  
  > Go east
  This is a long and narrow passage, which is cluttered with broken timbers. A wide passage comes from the east and turns at the west end of the room into a very narrow passageway. From the west comes a strong draft.
  There is a brass lantern (battery-powered) here.
  
  > go to the north
  This is a non-descript part of a coal mine.
  The lamp is nearly out.
  
  > Go east
  This is a non-descript part of a coal mine.
  You'd better have more light than from the brass lantern.
  
  > look
  This is a circular stone room with passages in all directions. Several of them have unfortunately been blocked by cave-ins.
  There is a wrench here.
  There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.
  There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here. There is a brown sack here.
  The brown sack contains:
  A lunch
  There is a folded pile of plastic here which has a small valve attached.
  
  > go south
  This is a large room, in the middle of which is a small shaft descending through the floor into darkness below. To the west and the north are exits from this room. Constructed over the top of the shaft is a metal framework to which a heavy iron chain is attached.
  From the chain is suspended a basket.
  There is a clove of garlic here.
  There is a broken timber here.
  The lamp is nearly out.
  
  > get all
  basket: The cage is securely fastened to the iron chain.
  clove of garlic: Taken.
  broken timber: Taken.
  
  > examine basket
  The basket contains:
  A screwdriver
  A huge diamond
  
  > look
  This is a large room, in the middle of which is a small shaft descending through the floor into darkness below. To the west and the north are exits from this room. Constructed over the top of the shaft is a metal framework to which a heavy iron chain is attached.
  There is a brass lantern (battery-powered) here.
  At the end of the chain is a basket.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  A screwdriver
  A broken timber
  A clove of garlic
  A torch (providing light)
  
  > examine the coffin
  The gold coffin is empty.
  
  > Wave sceptre
  A dazzling display of color briefly emanates from the sceptre.
  
  > drop all
  tube: Dropped.
  screwdriver: Dropped.
  broken timber: Dropped.
  clove of garlic: Dropped.
  torch: Dropped.
  
  > go west
  This is a circular stone room with passages in all directions. Several of them have unfortunately been blocked by cave-ins.
  There is a clove of garlic here.
  There is a broken timber here.
  There is a screwdriver here.
  There is a wrench here.
  There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here. There is a brown sack here.
  The brown sack contains:
  A lunch
  There is a folded pile of plastic here which has a small valve attached.
  
  > go west
  You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east. To the west is a cyclops-shaped opening in an old wooden door, above which is some strange gothic lettering, a trophy case, and a rug lying beside an open trap door.
  There is a glass bottle here.
  The glass bottle contains:
  A quantity of water
  There is a skeleton key here.
  Your collection of treasures consists of:
  A sceptre
  A huge diamond
  A sapphire-encrusted bracelet
  A jade figurine
  A chalice
  A jewel-encrusted egg
  The jewel-encrusted egg contains:
  A golden clockwork canary
  A platinum bar
  A gold coffin
  A painting
  A leather bag of coins
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A sceptre
  A torch (providing light)
  A tube
  The tube contains:
  A viscous material
  
  > go east
  The forest thins out, revealing impassable mountains.
  
  > Go east
  The mountains are impassable.
  
  > Wave sceptre
  Suddenly, the rainbow appears to become solid and, I venture, walkable (I think the giveaway was the stairs and bannister).
  A shimmering pot of gold appears at the end of the rainbow.
  
  > Up
  You are on top of a rainbow (I bet you never thought you would walk on a rainbow), with a magnificent view of the Falls. The rainbow travels east-west here.
  
  > go east
  You are at the top of Aragain Falls, an enormous waterfall with a drop of about 450 feet. The only path here is on the north end.
  A solid rainbow spans the falls.
  
  > Go north
  You are on the east shore of the river. The water here seems somewhat treacherous. A path travels from north to south here, the south end quickly turning around a sharp corner.
  
  > Go north
  You are on a large sandy beach on the east shore of the river, which is flowing quickly by. A path runs beside the river to the south here, and a passage is partially buried in sand to the northeast.
  There is a shovel here.
  
  > Go northeast
  This is a sand-filled cave whose exit is to the southwest.
  
  > Dig
  What do you want to dig in?
  
  > dig in the sand
  What do you want to dig the sand with?
  
  > dig the sand with the shovel
  You seem to be digging a hole here.
  
  > Continue
  The hole is getting deeper, but that's about it.
  
  > Keep going
  You are surrounded by a wall of sand on all sides.
  
  > Continue
  You can see a scarab here in the sand.
  
  > go southwest
  You are on a large sandy beach on the east shore of the river, which is flowing quickly by. A path runs beside the river to the south here, and a passage is partially buried in sand to the northeast.
  
  > Go south
  You are on the east shore of the river. The water here seems somewhat treacherous. A path travels from north to south here, the south end quickly turning around a sharp corner.