text: > Look around
  This is a small room containing a large oblong table, no doubt set for afternoon tea. It is clear from the objects on the table that the users were indeed mad. In the eastern corner of the room is a small hole (no more than four inches high). There are passageways leading away to the west and the northwest.
  There is a large oblong table here.
  Sitting on the large oblong table is:
  A cake frosted with green letters
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A cake frosted with blue letters
  A cake frosted with orange letters
  A cake frosted with red letters
  A china teapot
  A letter opener
  A place mat
  Sitting on the place mat is:
  A delicate gold key
  A sword
  A lamp (providing light)
  
  > eat the blue cake
  The room around you seems to be getting smaller.
  
  The room seems to have become too small to hold you. The walls are not as compressible as your body, which is demolished.
  
  ****  You have died  ****
  
  Now, let's take a look here... Well, you probably deserve another chance. I can't quite fix you up completely, but you can't have everything.
  
  You are inside a huge crystalline sphere filled with thin red mist. The mist becomes blue to the west.
  You strain to look out through the mist...
  You see a small room with a sign on the wall, but it is too blurry to read.
  
  > eat the red cake
  (Taken)
  That was delicious, but your dying memory is of feeling horribly dehydrated and thirsty.
  
  ****  You have died  ****
  
  Now, let's take a look here... Well, you probably deserve another chance. I can't quite fix you up completely, but you can't have everything.
  
  You are inside a huge crystalline sphere filled with thin red mist. The mist becomes blue to the west.
  You strain to look out through the mist...
  You see a small room with a sign on the wall, but it is too blurry to read.
  
  > eat the orange cake
  (Taken)
  You have been blasted to smithereens (wherever they are).
  
  ****  You have died  ****
  
  Now, let's take a look here... Well, you probably deserve another chance. I can't quite fix you up completely, but you can't have everything.
  
  You are inside a huge crystalline sphere filled with thin red mist. The mist becomes blue to the west.
  You strain to look out through the mist...
  You see a small room with a sign on the wall, but it is too blurry to read.
  
  > eat the green cake
  (Taken)
  Suddenly, the room appears to have become very large (although everything you are carrying seems to be its normal size).
  
  This is an enormous room, in the center of which are four wooden posts delineating a rectangular area, above which is what appears to be a wooden roof. In fact, all objects in this room appear to be abnormally large. To the east is a passageway. There are large gaping chasms to the west and northwest.
  
  > take all
  cake frosted with green letters: Taken.
  cake frosted with red letters: Taken.
  cake frosted with orange letters: Taken.
  cake frosted with blue letters: Taken.
  
  > Go northwest
  You are in a circular room with a low ceiling. There are exits to the east and southeast.
  There is a green piece of paper here.
  There is a robot here.
  
  > examine paper
  !! FROBOZZ MAGIC ROBOT COMPANY  !!
  
  Hello, Master!
  
  I am a late-model robot, trained at GUE Tech to perform various
  simple household functions.
  
  To activate me, say the following:
  
  >ROBOT, <things to do>
  
  At your service!
  The lamp is nearly out.
  
  > Go southeast
  This is a small room containing a large oblong table, no doubt set for afternoon tea. It is clear from the objects on the table that the users were indeed mad. In the eastern corner of the room is a small hole (no more than four inches high). There are passageways leading away to the west and the northwest.
  There is a large oblong table here.
  
  > eat the green cake
  Suddenly, the room appears to have become very large (although everything you are carrying seems to be its normal size).
  
  This is an enormous room, in the center of which are four wooden posts delineating a rectangular area, above which is what appears to be a wooden roof. In fact, all objects in this room appear to be abnormally large. To the east is a passageway. There are large gaping chasms to the west and northwest.
  
  > go to the east
  You have moved into a dark place.
  It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  
  > turn on the lamp
  The lamp is now on.
  
  This is a large room, one half of which is depressed. Salty water flows from a large leak in the ceiling. The only exit is to the west. A stoppered glass flask with a skull-and-crossbones marking is here. The flask is filled with some clear liquid.
  The leak has submerged the depressed area in a pool of tears. There is a hazy something at the deepest part of the pool.
  
  > examine the cakes
  Which cakes do you mean, the cake frosted with blue letters, the cake frosted with orange letters, or the cake frosted with red letters?
  
  > drop the red cake in the pool
  Most of the pool evaporates, revealing a (slightly damp but still valuable) package of rare candies. The red cake must be pretty strong stuff, since it remains intact!
  A huge and terrible wizard appears before you, as large as the largest tree! He looks down on you as you would look upon a gnat!
  The Wizard draws forth his wand and waves it in your direction. It begins to glow with a faint blue glow.
  The Wizard, almost inaudibly, whispers a word beginning with "F," and then disappears, chuckling nastily.
  
  > go west
  This is an enormous room, in the center of which are four wooden posts delineating a rectangular area, above which is what appears to be a wooden roof. In fact, all objects in this room appear to be abnormally large. To the east is a passageway. There are large gaping chasms to the west and northwest.
  
  > examine candies
  >>Special Assortment<<
  Candied Grasshoppers
  Chocolated Ants
  Worms Glacee
  (By Appointment to His Majesty, Dimwit I)
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  A package of candy
  A cake frosted with blue letters
  A cake frosted with orange letters
  A china teapot
  A letter opener
  A place mat
  Sitting on the place mat is:
  A delicate gold key
  A sword
  A lamp
  
  > eat the blue cake
  The room around you seems to be getting smaller.
  
  This is a small room containing a large oblong table, no doubt set for afternoon tea. It is clear from the objects on the table that the users were indeed mad. In the eastern corner of the room is a small hole (no more than four inches high). There are passageways leading away to the west and the northwest.
  There is a large oblong table here.
  
  > go west
  You have moved into a dark place.
  It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  
  > look
  "My programming is insufficient to allow me to perform that task."
  
  > East
  "Whirr, buzz, click!"
  The robot leaves the room.
  
  > go east
  This is a large room full of assorted heavy machinery, whirring noisily. The room smells of burned resistors. Along one wall are three buttons which are, respectively, round, triangular, and square. Naturally, above these buttons are instructions written in EBCDIC. A large sign in English above all the buttons says
  "DANGER -- HIGH VOLTAGE"
  There are exits to the west and the south.
  There is a robot here.
  
  > Go south
  This is a dingy closet adjacent to a larger room to the north. Chiselled into a wall are these words:
  
  Magic Alarm Company
  (Hello, footpad!)
  
  There doesn't seem to be any footpad here, however.
  There is a beautiful red crystal sphere here.
  
  > take the red sphere
  As you reach for the sphere, a solid steel cage falls from the ceiling to entrap you. To make matters worse, poisonous gas starts coming into the room.
  
  You are trapped inside a solid steel cage.
  
  > Wait
  Time passes...
  Time passes...and you die from some obscure poisoning.
  
  ****  You have died  ****
  
  Now, let's take a look here... Well, you probably deserve another chance. I can't quite fix you up completely, but you can't have everything.
  
  You are inside a huge crystalline sphere filled with thin red mist. The mist becomes blue to the west.
  You strain to look out through the mist...
  You see a small room with a sign on the wall, but it is too blurry to read.
  
  > go south
  This is a dingy closet adjacent to a larger room to the north. Chiselled into a wall are these words:
  
  Magic Alarm Company
  (Hello, footpad!)
  
  There doesn't seem to be any footpad here, however.
  There is a robot here.
  There is a beautiful red crystal sphere here.
  
  > take the sphere
  As you reach for the sphere, a solid steel cage falls from the ceiling to entrap you. To make matters worse, poisonous gas starts coming into the room.
  
  You are trapped inside a solid steel cage.
  
  > Lift cage
  The cage shakes and is hurled across the room. It's hard to say, but the robot appears to be smiling.
  
  This is a dingy closet adjacent to a larger room to the north. Chiselled into a wall are these words:
  
  Magic Alarm Company
  (Hello, footpad!)
  
  There doesn't seem to be any footpad here, however.
  There is a beautiful red crystal sphere here.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A red crystal sphere
  A package of candy
  A cake frosted with orange letters
  A china teapot
  A letter opener
  A place mat
  Sitting on the place mat is:
  A delicate gold key
  A sword
  A lamp
  
  > examine the sphere
  There is something misty in the sphere. Perhaps if you were to look into it...
  
  > look into the sphere
  As you peer into the sphere, a strange vision takes shape of a distant room, which can be described clearly....
  
  This is a small and rather dreary room, eerily illuminated by a red glow emanating from a crack in one wall. The light falls upon a dusty wooden table in the center of the room. On the south side of the room is a massive wooden door, which has a small window barred with iron. A formidable bolt lock is set within the door frame. A keyhole lies within the lock. A rusty iron key is in place within the keyhole.
  The vision fades, revealing only an ordinary crystal sphere.
  
  > push the round button
  "Whirr, buzz, click!"
  Nothing seems to happen.
  
  > push square button
  "Whirr, buzz, click!"
  The whirring increases in intensity.
  
  > push the triangular button
  "Whirr, buzz, click!"
  A dull thump is heard in the distance.
  
  > listen
  What do you want to listen to?
  
  > Go west
  According to Prof. TAA of GUE Tech, the rapidly changing magnetic fields in the room are intense enough to electrocute you. I really don't know, but in any event, something just killed you.
  
  ****  You have died  ****
  
  Now, let's take a look here... Well, you probably deserve another chance. I can't quite fix you up completely, but you can't have everything.
  
  You are inside a huge crystalline sphere filled with thin red mist. The mist becomes blue to the west.
  You strain to look out through the mist...
  You see only darkness.
  
  > push the triangular button
  "Buzz, click, whirr!"
  A dull thump is heard in the distance.
  
  > go west
  As you enter, your compass starts spinning wildly.
  What compass, you ask? The one which allows you to specify compass directions for movement.
  Low Room
  You are in a circular room with a low ceiling. There are exits to the east and southeast.
  There is a green piece of paper here.
  
  > examine paper
  !! FROBOZZ MAGIC ROBOT COMPANY  !!
  
  Hello, Master!
  
  I am a late-model robot, trained at GUE Tech to perform various
  simple household functions.
  
  To activate me, say the following:
  
  >ROBOT, <things to do>
  
  At your service!
  
  > go to the east
  You cannot get your bearings...
  
  This is a large room full of assorted heavy machinery, whirring noisily. The room smells of burned resistors. Along one wall are three buttons which are, respectively, round, triangular, and square. Naturally, above these buttons are instructions written in EBCDIC. A large sign in English above all the buttons says
  "DANGER -- HIGH VOLTAGE"
  There are exits to the west and the south.
  There is a robot here.
  
  > go west
  As you enter, your compass starts spinning wildly.
  
  You are in a circular room with a low ceiling. There are exits to the east and southeast.
  There is a robot here.
  There is a green piece of paper here.
  
  > go se
  You cannot get your bearings...
  
  This is a small room containing a large oblong table, no doubt set for afternoon tea. It is clear from the objects on the table that the users were indeed mad. In the eastern corner of the room is a small hole (no more than four inches high). There are passageways leading away to the west and the northwest.
  There is a robot here.
  There is a large oblong table here.
  
  > turn on the lamp
  The lamp is now on.
  
  You are at the top of the well. Well done. There are etchings on the side of the well. There is a small crack across the floor at the entrance to a room on the east, but it can be crossed easily.
  There is a robot here.
  There is a wooden bucket here, 3 feet in diameter and 3 feet high.
  The wooden bucket contains:
  A quantity of water