text: [Themes: Humor, miniature protagonist, hangover, kid-friendly, ninja]
  
  Oof. Your head. You remember very little about last night, but apparently you had an extremely good time at the party.
  
  Judging from how dark the room is, you're guessing it's fairly late in the afternoon. But all you want to do is take care of your hangover and go home and hide from the world for the rest of the day.
  
  This is where you fell asleep after the party, because you were too drunk to stumble home.
  
  The rest of the room is southeast.
  
  [Author's Note: A tiny story about a tiny ninja and a not-so-tiny headache.]
  
  > About you
  You are a tiny ninja dressed in green from head to toe.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying nothing.
  
  Oh! But where are your nunchaku?
  
  > Go southeast
  This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the bookshelf.
  
  > examine the bed
  The bed is unmade, as always. The black ninja lives underneath it.
  
  > Go north
  The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty looking corner to the east.
  
  The black ninja is not here.
  
  > Wait
  You sway unsteadily on your feet in a most un-ninja-like manner.
  
  > Go east
  This corner doesn't seem to get cleaned often. There is a rather large spider web stretched between the foot of the bed and the wall. The rest of the room is southwest.
  
  On the web is a spider.
  
  > kill the spider
  The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave it alone.
  
  > examine the spider
  It's a common house spider. It's not very large, but it looks like it won't hesitate to kill you if you bother it.
  
  > go to the south
  You live here. It's a pretty nice place to live, so far as wardrobes go. There are, to the best of your knowledge, no secret passages to Ninja Narnia.
  
  The rest of the room is north.
  
  You can see an id card here.
  
  > get the card
  Taken.
  
  > go west
  The rest of the room is east.
  
  There is no sign of the red ninja.
  
  You can see a piece of cookie here.
  
  Oh. Right. You're pretty sure you made brunch plans with your friends today. If you hurry, you may still be able to catch them. But first you need to deal with this pounding headache.
  
  > go southeast
  The rest of the room is back to the northwest.
  
  There is a mouse here, lazing around in its nest.
  
  > examine mouse
  It's a common brown mouse. It's about twice as tall as you are.
  
  > talk to the mouse
  The mouse squeaks at you.
  
  > examine nest
  This is the mouse's nest. It is full of various treasures.
  
  > examine the treasures
  It's a collection of things the mouse has found.
  
  > give the cookie to the mouse
  You give the piece of cookie to the mouse. It grabs it out of your hands and retreats to the corner of the nest with it.
  
  > search it
  You find a tablet of aspirin in the nest. You take it.
  
  > eat the aspirin
  You take a tiny bite out of the aspirin. You start to feel better almost immediately.
  
  > go northwest
  You scurry off before the mouse can ask for a glass of milk.
  
  This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the bookshelf.
  
  > go southwest
  You should find your nunchaku first. It is dangerous to go outside without a weapon.
  
  > Go north
  The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty looking corner to the east.
  
  The black ninja is not here.
  
  > Go east
  This corner doesn't seem to get cleaned often. There is a rather large spider web stretched between the foot of the bed and the wall. The rest of the room is southwest.
  
  On the web is a spider.
  
  > examine the web
  The spider has woven the words "GO AWAY" into its web.
  
  On the web is a spider.
  
  > show the card to the spider
  The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave it alone.
  
  > cut the web
  The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave the web alone.
  
  > examinethe i d card
  Violence isn't the answer to this one.
  
  This card bears a photo of your not-so-tiny non-ninja roommate.
  
  > Go west
  The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty looking corner to the east.
  
  The black ninja is not here.
  
  > examine the door
  There is a door here, leading out to the hallway.
  
  > Go south
  You live here. It's a pretty nice place to live, so far as wardrobes go. There are, to the best of your knowledge, no secret passages to Ninja Narnia.
  
  The rest of the room is north.
  
  > examine the desk
  There is a desk in the corner, underneath the window.
  
  > go northwest
  This is where you fell asleep after the party, because you were too drunk to stumble home.
  
  The rest of the room is southeast.
  
  > Go west
  The rest of the room is east.
  
  There is no sign of the red ninja.
  
  > open the fridge
  You slip the card between the door and the casing. You lean into the card with all your might, forcing the door open. The card almost snaps in the process.
  
  You can't reach into the Bedroom.
  
  > look at the fridge
  It's a standard mini fridger. The big person whom you share your living space with keeps it stocked with beer and junk food.
  
  > open the fridge
  You slip the card between the door and the casing. You lean into the card with all your might, forcing the door open. The card almost snaps in the process.
  
  The refrigerator is disturbingly devoid of both beer and snacks. But your nunchaku are here. You're too tired to question it.
  
  > get the nunchaku
  Taken.
  
  > go to the south-west
  You should close the refrigerator first! Were you raised in a ninja barn?
  
  > close the fridge
  You close the refrigerator.
  
  > go to the south-west
  Now that you've recovered your nunchaku and are starting to feel better, you should go catch up with your friends.
  
  > touch the web
  The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave the web alone.
  
  > search the web
  There is nothing on the web. Except for that angry-looking spider.
  
  > open the fridge
  You loop one of your nunchucks around the handle and tug. The door opens. The refrigerator is still empty. You close it again.
  
  > open the door
  The door is too large and heavy for you to open. You can easily crawl underneath.
  
  > go to the south-west
  Now that you've recovered your nunchaku and are starting to feel better, you should go catch up with your friends.