text: [Themes: silly]
  
  > Describe the surroundings
  You'll need to cut the stomach free, first.
  
  You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
  
  This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.
  
  > put the milk in the sheep
  You need to be holding the large quantity of milk before you can put it into something else.
  
  The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
  
  > Go north
  You can easily believe you're far from home. You can't see much except for trees, trees, and more trees in all directions, but at least they provide some welcome shade.
  
  You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
  
  > Go north
  You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.
  
  > Go north
  Wow. You're standing on a tiny ledge on the rim, or lip of the volcano. The smoke is blowing into your face, and you can see molten lava far below. Needless to say, it's extremely hot here, and quite a bit dangerous.
  
  Gah. Feel that heat! This is too much to endure for long!
  
  > examine the lava
  Think of the volcano as a very large, natural fondue pot. Except that it's rock fondue, not cheese fondue down there.
  
  Your blood feels like it's about to boil! Time to go!
  
  > get the lava
  That's hardly portable.
  
  A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
  
  You pass out from the heat, and fall into the VOLCANO! Ahhhhhh!!!
  
  > Go south
  You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.
  
  You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
  
  > look at the rock
  It's a piece of obsidian with a sharp edge. I think we'll call it... knife.
  
  > take it
  Well, hey, volcanic rock. Sure, let's take a rock!
  
  > get the knife
  You already have that.
  
  > Go south
  You can easily believe you're far from home. You can't see much except for trees, trees, and more trees in all directions, but at least they provide some welcome shade.
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  > go west
  This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.
  
  > cut the stomach with the knife
  Using the sharp rock, you manage to saw the stomach free of the dead sheep.
  
  > examine knife
  It's a piece of obsidian with a sharp edge. I think we'll call it... knife.
  
  The ground shakes, slightly.
  
  > get the rennet
  You can't take the rennet without a suitable container. (Or without taking the container it's already in.)
  
  The ground shakes, slightly.
  
  > get the stomach
  Taken.
  
  The ground shakes, slightly.
  
  > go south
  A grassy meadow covers this corner of the island. That seems plausible, right? At any rate, several sheep and cows are here, taking advantage of the grass and eating their full. Hills are to the north, towards the volcano, and the camp lies east.
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  > go south
  This natural lagoon is a perfect place for fishing. You wish your friend Harley was here. Harley loved to go fishing with you when you were kids. The camp is visible to the north, and the beach extends west and east, and of course the ocean fills your view south, all the way to the horizon.
  
  A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
  
  > Go east
  Hm. A swim would be nice, but can't really justify doing that right here and now.
  
  The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
  
  > Go west
  "Challenge" Camp
  The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.
  
  You can see Russ, Kari and Biff here.
  
  Kari searches the camp.
  
  Russ takes the west path.
  
  > Go west
  A grassy meadow covers this corner of the island. That seems plausible, right? At any rate, several sheep and cows are here, taking advantage of the grass and eating their full. Hills are to the north, towards the volcano, and the camp lies east.
  
  You can see Russ here.
  
  Russ heads back east to camp.
  
  > go to the east
  "Challenge" Camp
  The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.
  
  You can see Russ and Biff here.
  
  Kari enters from the lagoon.
  
  Russ heads south to the lagoon.
  
  > Go north
  You head north into the ...
  Deep Forest
  You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.
  
  > go northeast
  You can't go that way.
  
  A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
  
  > go to the east
  A sparse looking village, but the "El Bakery" on the north side looks most interesting to you. Forest shades the village from the west, and paths lead southwest and south.
  
  In the center of the village is a cannon.
  
  Attached to the back end of the cannon is a mysterious black box.
  
  > Go north
  You've entered the best bakery on Krakatoa. The only bakery on Krakatoa. There's a sign on the wall, and the exit is south.
  
  The baker is here, hoping you'll buy some bread.
  
  In one corner of the bakery, a baby is sleeping, nestled in blankets.
  
  > Go inside
  You've entered the best bakery on Krakatoa. The only bakery on Krakatoa. There's a sign on the wall, and the exit is south.
  
  The baker is here, hoping you'll buy some bread.
  
  In one corner of the bakery, a baby is sleeping, nestled in blankets.
  
  The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
  
  > Go south
  Nice sandy beach. Shame you don't have time to just sit down and enjoy it.
  
  The ground shakes, slightly.
  
  > enter the rocketship
  That's not something you can enter.
  
  The ground shakes, slightly.
  
  Kari arrives from the southwest.
  
  > open it
  That's not something you can open.
  
  Kari wanders off, south.
  
  > examine the rocketship
  It's hard to believe, but that's a tiny bamboo rocketship stuck in the muzzle of the cannon, large enough to launch a monkey far over the ocean. Is this what they do for fun around here? Jesus.
  
  The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
  
  > Go north
  You've entered the best bakery on Krakatoa. The only bakery on Krakatoa. There's a sign on the wall, and the exit is south.
  
  The baker is here, hoping you'll buy some bread.
  
  In one corner of the bakery, a baby is sleeping, nestled in blankets.
  
  The ground shakes, slightly.
  
  > examine the baker
  The baker is wearing a strange green tropical outfit. You can tell it's tropical by the large sun emblem on his chest. He's also wearing a headband instead of the expected chef's hat.
  
  > get baby
  I don't suppose baby would care for that.
  
  The ground shakes, slightly.
  
  > wake baby
  No one is asleep.
  
  > show the crystal to the baby
  baby is unimpressed.
  
  > buy the baby
  Nothing is on sale.
  
  > look at the baby
  The baby boy is sleeping soundly, and who wouldn't, comfortably wrapped in three large blankets?
  
  You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
  
  > check what you're carrying
  You are carrying:
  a stomach
  a quantity of rennet
  a sharp rock
  a fresh tuna fish
  a pointy stick
  a glowing green crystal
  a baguette
  a five liter bottle
  a large quantity of milk
  a bag of popcorn
  
  > get the rennet
  You can't take the rennet without a suitable container. (Or without taking the container it's already in.)
  
  The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.