text: [Themes: Fairy tale, Fantasy]
  
  > look at your surroundings
  This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves, as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty, despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living room to the south.
  
  On the table is a potato peeler (empty).
  
  > examine table
  On the table is a potato peeler (empty).
  
  > take the peeler
  That's far too heavy a contraption to carry around. You'd rather not drop it on your foot, lest the pain be inconvenient.
  
  > Go south
  You can still hear the sound of drunken dwarves (or dwarven drunks) snoring solemnly from within the confines of the living room. Best not to bother them now.
  
  > Go north
  There is no door to the north, because in Airy Fairy Dairy Tralalala Forest the sun always shines -- even at midnight, which is somewhat inconvenient, but never mind. The kitchen lies to the south.
  
  An utterly evil witch is waiting for you, patiently holding out a bright red apple. Her arm looks stiff from all that waiting, as far as you can judge from the irritated and bored expression on her ugly face.
  
  The witch tries to grab the diamonds, but your reflexes are too fast for her.
  
  > examine the witch
  She looks somewhat malevolent, albeit a tad bored. In her hand is an apple.
  
  The witch appears to have a fixation upon those diamonds of yours.
  
  > look at apple
  You see nothing special about the apple.
  
  The witch is now staring at the diamonds that you carry around so boldly upon your person.
  
  > ask the witch about the apple
  You can only do that to something animate.
  
  > Attack witch
  Violence. Tut, tut, tut.
  
  The witch tries to grab the diamonds, but your reflexes are too fast for her.
  
  > go to the south
  This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves, as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty, despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living room to the south.
  
  On the table is a potato peeler (empty).
  
  The utterly evil witch arrives from the north.
  
  > take the apple
  You reach out tentatively. "At last!" the witch cackles with relief. "Any longer and I would have been late for my breakfast!" She gives you the apple and vanishes in a puff of black smoke. The birds stop singing for a moment, allowing some invisible musician to play on his strident organ with notes of doom.
  
  > put the diamonds in the peeler
  You put the diamonds into the potato peeler.
  
  The witch tries to grab the diamonds, and you swiftly push her into the potato peeler. Despite all her efforts, she remains stuck inside it. "Damn you, Snow White!" she curses.
  
  The witch wiggles and shakes her fist angrily, but remains resolutely stuck inside the potato peeler.
  
  > turn the Crank
  There is a gruesome sound as you promptly perform both magicide and regicide in one turn of the crank. The witch being no more, you become the rightful Queen of Lalaland, and reign for many years.
  Crank: turned. Good job.
  
  > Go north
  There is no door to the north, because in Airy Fairy Dairy Tralalala Forest the sun always shines -- even at midnight, which is somewhat inconvenient, but never mind. The kitchen lies to the south.
  
  An utterly evil witch is waiting for you, patiently holding out a bright red apple. Her arm looks stiff from all that waiting, as far as you can judge from the irritated and bored expression on her ugly face.
  
  > eat the apple
  You bite into it. Alas, it is poisoned. You drop down and fall into a coma, from which you are awakened by an ugly prince with boils on his nose. You take the nearest axe and bean him over the head: serves him right for sexual harassment.
  
  > go to the south
  This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves, as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty, despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living room to the south.
  
  On the table are a potato peeler (empty) and some diamonds.
  
  > put the apple in the peeler
  You put the apple into the potato peeler.
  
  > turn the Crank
  Crank: turned. Good job.
  
  > examine apple
  It's been peeled. Yay.
  
  > eat the apple
  You bite into it. Tasty, and without the slightest trace of poison in it.
  
  > Xyzzy
  You utter the magic word. The fabric of reality transmutates into cosmic doughnuts, celestial waffles and baffled Canadians. You hear a mystic voice mutter, "150. That is the answer. Not 42, you brainless numbskulls."
  
  And then all returns to normal once more. Whew.
  
  > Yes
  cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0
  
  > take the table
  That's hardly portable.
  
  > Go north
  There is no door to the north, because in Airy Fairy Dairy Tralalala Forest the sun always shines -- even at midnight, which is somewhat inconvenient, but never mind. The kitchen lies to the south.
  
  An utterly evil witch is waiting for you, patiently holding out a bright red apple. Her arm looks stiff from all that waiting, as far as you can judge from the irritated and bored expression on her ugly face.
  
  > go north
  You walk off into the woods, alone, and meet a werewolf, a woodcutter and a wailing woman walking on water. The rest of the story is somewhat complicated, and also alliterative.
  
  > hit witch
  Violence. Tut, tut, tut.
  
  > go south
  This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves, as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty, despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living room to the south.
  
  On the table are a potato peeler (empty) and some diamonds.
  
  The utterly evil witch arrives from the north.
  
  > look at the ceiling
  It's above your head.
  
  > hit the ceiling
  A single blow is enough to send it crashing down on top of you. Some time later, you emerge from the debris, your lovely dress all ruined. You figure this is a great way to fake your death, so you promptly leave the forest and become a pirate on the high seas. The evil Queen is none the wiser.
  
  > eat the diamonds
  What you'd simply kill for is an apple. A nice, red, juicy apple.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  some diamonds
  
  > examine table
  On the table are an apple and a potato peeler (empty).
  
  > GET APPLE
  
  Taken.
  
  > check what you're carrying
  You are carrying:
  an apple
  some diamonds
  
  > examine apple
  It's been peeled. Yay.
  
  > take the Crank
  That seems to be a part of the potato peeler.
  
  > PUT SELF IN PEELER
  
  (first taking yourself)
  You are always self-possessed.
  
  > enter the PEELER
  That's not something you can enter.
  
  > THROW SELF IN PEELER
  
  (first taking yourself)
  You are always self-possessed.
  
  > examine the potato
  It's a funner operated by a crank. You put a potato inside, turn the crank, and the potato comes out at the other end, magically peeled.