text: [Themes: edutainment, historical]
  
  Top of the good morning, and welcome to a quiz of basic geography and history. It is hoped you will experience much enjoyment from this fine day and quiz.
  
  In the beginning, the first question: Select the name of the region pasted over in vomit yellow in year 1801.
  
  > Priamurye
  (You will not know your score until the end of the basic quiz).
  
  This location pictured in the picture in 1973, who was the controller?
  
  Top of the good morning, and welcome to a quiz of basic geography and history. It is hoped you will experience much enjoyment from this fine day and quiz.
  
  In the beginning, the first question: Select the name of the region pasted over in vomit yellow in year 1801.
  
  > Manju
  (You will not know your score until the end of the basic quiz).
  
  This location pictured in the picture in 1973, who was the controller?
  
  Top of the good morning, and welcome to a quiz of basic geography and history. It is hoped you will experience much enjoyment from this fine day and quiz.
  
  In the beginning, the first question: Select the name of the region pasted over in vomit yellow in year 1801.
  
  > Amur
  (You will not know your score until the end of the basic quiz).
  
  This location pictured in the picture in 1973, who was the controller?[Themes: modern, humor]
  
  You enter the mall like its any other regular day in July. You have high intentions of getting the Xbox One.
  
  [Author's Note: Your name is Chenny Beng and you are a 17 year old kid that isn't popular. One of random summer day you decide to go to the mall with intentions of buying the new Xbox One, but you get thrown off track when you runs into numerous obstacles.]
  
  > head to gamestop
  You're headed to game stop when all of the sudden you're knocked on your back. You look up to see your high school Bully Cico Nimino towering over you at 4'11. Cico starts to yell.
  
  > give Cico your lunch money
  You take out your wallet and start to hand Cico all the one dollar bills that you have in your pocket.
  
  He is getting annoyed with you because you are handing out the bills one by one.
  
  "Hurry up Chenny, or I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich!"
  
  You say, "What? Who still says knuckle sandwich, we're not in elementary school anymore."
  
  "That's it, here comes the fist o' pain"
  
  You say, "You have got to be kidding me"
  
  Cico starts to swing when his hand is grabbed.
  
  You both look up to see that a police officer has grabbed his arm.
  
  The police officer brings out handcuffs.
  
  "Cico Nimino you are under arrest for fake rainbow monkey stuffed animals on ebay."
  
  You laugh and say, "Rainbow Monkeys? Really?"
  
  Cico yells, "Woah woah! I didn't do it!"
  
  The cop laughs, "Yes, you obviously did."
  
  Cico says, "I swear I didn't do this. Chenny you can't tell anyone okay?"
  
  You say, "Oh yea sure Cico I won't tell anyone"
  
  "Really bro!?"
  
  "No."
  
  You take out your phone and take a picture then proceed to put the link on twitter.
  
  "I'm going to tell everyone. Have a nice stay in prison bud."
  
  The cop gets a call.
  
  "Hello... Yea I got him right now... Oh really?... Wow that's weird but okay... Good news Cico you're free to go, turns out that you didn't do it."
  
  Cico yells, "I knew it! Yes!"
  
  The officer walks away and Cico turns around to see you standing there very scared.
  
  "So it's just you and me now huh Chenny."
  
  You say, "Yea mano y mano."
  
  "Well not really, see since you didn't want to play fair and post that picture like I politely asked you not I won't play fair either."
  
  Cico waves to some tall guys who look like they're in the NFL to come over.
  
  "These are my huge friends and now they will proceed to beat you up. Have a nice beating buddy."
  
  > wait for the beating to end
  You decide to take this beating and just sit there and let it happen. But then a girl comes to your rescue and tells Cico and his boys to beat it and scram.
  
  Cico gets angry and says, "What makes you think that you can tell us what to do."
  
  She does a karate chip to a trash can and almost breaks it in half.
  
  She simply says "That."
  
  Cico is immediately frightened and says "Hey we don't want any trouble we'll be on our way."
  
  He looks at you and says "I'll see you later Chen Chen." Then walks away with his friends.
  
  She helps you up off the ground and introduces herself as Delilah Jenkins.
  
  But she says you can call her DJ.
  
  Off the bat you really like this girl. But you aren't sure if you should ask her out or not.
  
  > try to ask her out on a date
  She is very flattered that you asked her on a date and says yes instantly.
  
  You are all smiles until you see an angry young man headed your way. It's Chad Buzwick, the star lacrosse player from your school.
  
  D.J turns around and says "CHAD?"
  
  You are shocked and say "You got out with Chad Bunzwick?"
  
  She replies with "Oh, that's my boyfriend, but its nothing serious we've only been dating for 5 years."
  
  You stand up and try to apologize as quick as possible.
  
  "Look dude I'm sorry I asked your girlfriend out on a date I just though- "
  
  He says, "Yea you thought you jerk, D.J you're coming with me. And if you so much as call her, I will find you and I will kill you."
  
  You laugh and say, "Okay Liam Neeson..."
  
  He gets angry and says, "What did you say to me punk!?"
  
  " I said... you sound like Liam Neeson saying I will find you and kill you... that's a little corny dude."
  
  He says, "Nobody is allowed to call me corny except my parents, siblings, friends, teachers, distant cousins, girls I like and teammates! That's it Chenny, meet me outside the Macy's at 8:30, we're throwing down."
  
  You say, "Who says throwing down anymore?"
  
  "Just be there, okay."
  
  "See ya there bud."
  
  Although you acted cool and calm in this situation you actually peed your pants but luckily you are wearing very* dark pants where you can't see anything.
  
  > go to Hollister for jeans
  You are immediately ambushed by wide eyed Hollister workers once you walks in.
  
  "Hello sir, what do you need?"
  
  "Would you like some help sir?"
  
  "New galaxy joggers on sale, half price!"
  
  "Smells like someone peed their pants..."
  
  "Your wardrobe is terrible, let's get you some new outfits!"
  
  You ignore all these people and goes straight to the back for the jeans.
  
  You find a pair that you like and go to the dressing room to change.
  
  The jeans are extremely too tight, and you decide that you don't want them, but when you look down you can't find your other pair of jeans. You try to open the door, but the door is locked from the outside, and the worst part of it all, Kenny Chesney playing over the loud speakers.
  
  You starts to scream like a school girl, then you suddenly realize that there's a picture of a women on the door. You realize that you're in the women's dressing room instead of the men's. A bunch of beautiful girls rush to open the door only to find you standing in your tightly whites. They all start to laugh at you, this is any man's worst nightmare.
  
  You just walk out with your head down and no pants on.
  
  > head Home :(
  You're sulking while walking to your car when you looks at your phone to see what time it is. It's 8:30, you're supposed to fight Chad but you really don't want to. You turn around to go hide in the mall but when you turn around you run right into Chad and fall down. Chad is towering over you, then he picks you up by your shirt.
  
  "This is it punk."
  
  > The fight
  A cop pulls up besides you guys.
  
  "Hey kids what is going on here?"
  
  You respond first.
  
  "Uh... he's obviously about to beat me to a pulp?"
  
  The cops says, "Well well well mr. attitude, maybe he should beat you up because you are so rude."
  
  "Oh I'm sorry sir, I'm sorry that I'm scared to get beat up by the biggest kid in town, I'm so so sorry."
  
  "Well excuse me... you know what? You kids should just talk this out."
  
  Chad says "I totally agree with you officer."
  
  The officer pulls off.
  
  You say, "I can't believe this."
  
  People start to crowd around.
  
  You say, "Well let's get this over with."
  
  Chad says "I was going to wait a couple more minutes, but hey its your funeral not mine."
  
  Chad starts to swing. You see his first coming for your face and you swing with your eyes closed.
  
  You hear the crowd go "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
  
  But you didn't get hit? And you most definitely hit all air when you swung. You open your eyes to see DJ standing overtop of Chad.
  
  You say, "DJ? You can fight?"
  
  "Yea it's no biggie, I take a MMA training class like twice a week. It helps me out sometimes."
  
  Stumbling over your words you say, "Uh- y- wh- um- yeah definitely."
  
  "Do I want to know why you don't have any pants on?"
  
  You laugh and say, "Long story."
  
  "Well I usually don't say this to guys who don't have pants on but would you like to go on that date sometime?"
  
  You say, "What about Chad?"
  
  "He's old news." She smiles.
  
  "Oh cool, then how about we get something to eat?"
  
  She says, "Sounds great, I'm starving."
  
  > head to the Chick-Fil-A in the mall
  You guys go back in and walk upstairs to get to the Chick-Fil-A.
  
  You both notice that its closed at the same time and then they both say
  
  "Ohhhhh, its Sunday."
  
  You say "Well this sucks"
  
  DJ says "Hey why I don't buy something for us, just follow me."
  
  > Follow DJ
  She heads to Game stop.
  
  You eagerly follow her.
  
  She walks into Game stop and says the new Pokemon for the Nintendo DS sounds like so much fun.
  
  You're not trying to cry when you say, "Uh yea I love that game."
  
  She laughs and says "I was just joking dude, I'm getting the Xbox one."
  
  You say, "You are the most perfect girl of all time."
  
  "Yea yea I don't like to brag."
  
  You go into Game Stop and get the Xbox.
  
  After that you both go back to her house and play all night while getting to know each other better.