text: [Themes: Comedy]
  
  > go downwards
  flowers. Yellow flowers all around. They look familiar. Not that
  you've seen them in real life. Something special is about this flower.
  In a way there seems to be a relationship with your first
  kind-of-beard. There are two passages one to the southwest and one to
  the east.
  
  You'll have to get out of flower bed first.
  
  > examine the cableway
  The cableway basket is empty.
  
  > enter the basket
  The cableway basket is out of reach.
  
  > look at the wheel
  Its a wooden bullwheel to lead a long rope around it. Its a bit
  rotten, but looks sturdy enough to be still trustworthy. Someone
  carved "steps" into the mast to make it easy to climb on it.
  
  > Climb wheel
  Yes, you are right. You could climb up this mast and get into that
  cableway. But there are not yet enough reasons for you to do so.
  
  > examine the manatee
  Its an unnameable patchwork at the moment, but you guess it will
  become a manatee or gorilla or whatsoever.
  
  > go to the south
  Yes you want it and time is enough. You go deeper up to you hips into
  the sea water. Its still clear, you are able to see the ground. After
  some minutes walk you get back to the beach. You dry fast in the hot
  sun.
  
  > sit on the lounger
  Without your towel on it?
  
  > put towel on the lounger
  You put the towel on the lounger.
  
  > remove trousers
  You take off trousers.
  
  > sit on the lounger
  You lay down and try to relax, but too much is to be done. So you get
  off the lounger soon. Your adventure is waiting. And crack!
  as you tried to get up again, the lounger broke under your weight.
  
  > wear the towel
  (first taking the towel)
  You put on the towel.
  
  > look at the lounger
  The broken pieces of the once comfy looking lounger are looking at you
  searching for revenge.
  
  the towel is dropping from your hips.
  
  > About yourself
  Shiny. On your wrist you can see two wristbands. You are wearing the
  towel, marooned wristband, treasure-wristband and the rucksack and
  holding the durian, the fishing rod and trousers.
  
  the towel is dropped from your hips.
  
  > wear the trousers
  You put on trousers.
  
  > Go north
  No.
  
  > get the manatee
  That's hardly portable.
  
  > talk to Dave
  Dave opens the visor of his diving helmet, so he is able to
  communicate with you. "Whats up?"
  
  [1] Do you keep any wristbands for pirate actions?
  [2] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
  
  > 1
  No, this isn't me. I live from the fruits in the jungle and I'm
  still trying to find my way out of the complete boredomness. So my
  hope is to either find the secret of that island or to start a
  business in blue hole diving.
  
  [1] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
  
  > 1
  Bye.
  
  There is a creek flowing from northwest down to southeast, where it
  ends in a river mouth. a path along the creek's bank follows the same
  direction. A wooden bridge leads northeast deeper into the jungle and
  exits also to southwest back to the boring beach.
  
  tube. Its connected to Daves helmet to provide oxygen.
  
  tell you.
  
  > Dive
  No. You don't want to dive into that water. The first thing you want
  is to get into that holiday resort even if you have to earn those
  three wristbands in the first place.
  
  > Go northwest
  water and swim against the stream. Don't forget you are here to get
  total boredomnes.
  
  > look at the leaves
  Barely penetrable jungle. Not only because its physical impossible.
  Also because of you not wanting to go inside.
  
  > Wave durian
  You look ridiculous waving the durian.
  
  > eat flower
  (first taking flowers)
  No, you don't want to nearly-kill puppies.
  
  > Swim
  No way.
  
  > talk to Ron
  Ahoj.
  
  [1] aehm.. what about this pile of meat over here?
  [2] I have to go. Bye.
  
  > 1
  Get your fingers off it! Good meals are rare in these times.
  Except you can give me a good alternative, maybe a bit more
  sustaining?
  
  [1] about... that meat again..
  [2] I have to go. Bye.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  a durian
  a fishing rod
  marooned wristband (being worn)
  treasure-wristband (being worn)
  a rucksack (being worn and open)
  a brass lantern
  an ubuntu cd
  sustainable food
  trousers (being worn)
  
  > examine the food
  You don't want to eat it, until you're in peril of your nearly starved
  away life.
  
  > show the food to Ron
  (first taking sustainable food)
  Ron is unimpressed.
  
  > give the food to Ron
  Ron looks thankfully and quickly pocket the sustainable food from you.
  He adds that for his sake you can take the meat pile. But under one
  condition, if you promise to create something really special out of
  it.
  
  > put the meat in the sack
  (first taking pile of meat)
  
  Now it's okay for him, so you are allowed to take it.
  
  of meat.
  
  You put pile of meat into the rucksack.
  
  > Go southwest
  This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
  bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
  It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
  holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
  focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
  A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
  narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
  right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.
  
  The broken lounger stands before you, reminding yourself of your
  little overweight.
  
  Tim is sitting here.
  
  You can also see a gate and a towel here.
  
  > talk to Tim
  Ahoj, what do ya want here?
  
  [1] I know you like stitching manatees. My question is, are you also
  able to create one just out of this pile of meat?
  [2] What about the manatees?
  [3] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
  [4] Nothing
  
  > 1
  Sure it seems to be big enough to make a suit out of it.
  
  and he takes it, stitches and stitches...
  
  ..and hours later...
  
  ... it is a manatee suit.
  
  He gives you the manatee suit.
  [1] What about the manatees?
  [2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
  [3] Nothing
  
  > 1
  Ah, the manatees. Such nice and friendly animals. But rarely seen
  on this island nowadays. My self-stitched ones seem to be the only
  manatees left on this island.
  
  You see that he is thinking of better times long ago.
  
  [1] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
  [2] Nothing
  
  > 2
  Bye.
  
  This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
  bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
  It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
  holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
  focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
  A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
  narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
  right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.
  
  The broken lounger stands before you, reminding yourself of your
  little overweight.
  
  Tim is sitting here.
  
  You can also see a gate and a towel here.
  
  > wear the suit
  You put on the manatee suit.
  
  > About yourself
  Shiny. On your wrist you can see two wristbands. You are wearing the
  manatee suit, marooned wristband, treasure-wristband, the rucksack and
  trousers and holding the durian and the fishing rod.
  
  > go south
  You don't want to go again into the water for now, because you still
  remember how it feels.
  
  > Go north
  No.
  
  > talk to Dave
  Ahhh, oh fuck...a talking manatee. Is that you?
  
  Dave opens the visor of his diving helmet, so he is able to
  communicate with you. Ahhh, help! Oh its you. You frightened me
  wearing that manatee suit.
  
  [1] Ey. About my great idea. I want to offer you a deal. If you dive
  into that creek wearing this manatee suit, I'll fish you near the
  river mouth, so ron is able to see it and I'm getting the wristband.
  wouldn't it be great?
  [2] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
  
  > 1
  Do you think i'm completely dull? But... hmm. No, not without a
  cause.
  
  [1] What about a durian as your fishing bait?
  [2] I can't imagine anything to wake your interest.
  
  > 1
  That sounds like a fair deal. So give me the suit.
  
  You can't believe your eyes as Dave wears the manatee suit, coming
  near the water and plouf, out of sight and within a blink of an eye he
  vanishes between the plants under water. You fairly see him, when he
  leaves into the direction of river mouth to the southeast.
  
  > go southeast
  The fresh water delutes itself into the salty sea. The way back
  follows upstream to northwest. There is also a cableway leading from a
  bullwheel here to somewhere over the sea.
  
  Looking a bit awkward, the fake manatee swims here.
  
  There stands Ron like he wants to sell some stuff.
  
  You can also see a fruit table here.
  
  > Fish manatee
  You already have that.
  
  After putting the fishhook into the water it was all Daves show. He
  grabbed the hook. Rons big eyes were able to see this giant, wet and
  shiny meat-man manatee getting out of the water. Not shivering but
  with a nod that meant respect he came over to you and put the manatee
  wristband around your wrist.
  
  apparatus.
  
  e-v-e-r-y time  and they ran into the bush. Vanishing until you
  lose sight of any of them.
  
  > go northwest
  There is a creek flowing from northwest down to southeast, where it
  ends in a river mouth. a path along the creek's bank follows the same
  direction. A wooden bridge leads northeast deeper into the jungle and
  exits also to southwest back to the boring beach.
  
  tube.
  
  > go to the southwest
  This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
  bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
  It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
  holiday resort. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard. A
  path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
  narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
  right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.
  
  The broken lounger stands before you, reminding yourself of your
  little overweight.
  
  You can also see a gate and a towel here.
  
  > go west
  (first opening the gate)
  Slowly you try to open that gate and it really moves. So you put you
  first step into the resort ready to go west. Finally.
  
  You are right in the middle between the bar, the pool,the swimming
  spot and even the theater stage.
  
  You can see a gate, a bar (on which are white russian and vodka), a
  red lounger (on which is a bath robe), a comfy seat and a bottle of
  rum here.
  
  You noticed that something is going on on this Island. Your
  wish to get boredomness is blown away. You smell salty air and your
  taste for adventure awakes...
  
  You are right in the middle between the bar, the pool,the swimming
  spot and even the theater stage.
  
  You can see a gate, a bar (on which are white russian and vodka), a
  red lounger (on which is a bath robe), a comfy seat and a bottle of
  rum here.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  manatee wristband (being worn)
  a durian
  a fishing rod
  marooned wristband (being worn)
  treasure-wristband (being worn)
  a rucksack (being worn and open)
  a brass lantern
  an ubuntu cd
  trousers (being worn)
  
  The people are seated. Its getting quieter. The people are looking at
  the stage.
  
  > wear the bath robe
  (first taking the bath robe)
  You put on the bath robe.
  
  The play begins. The first actors in pirate costumes are beginning to
  sing. It hurts your brain. But hey, its your holidays.
  
  > take the bottle
  Taken.
  
  There is a woman as the main act singing pirate jenny. Singing of the
  ship the black freighter and with eight sails coming to kill the whole
  village. It remembers you of the ship you watched yourself during your
  journey over this very island.
  
  > take russian
  Taken.
  
  Suddenly you hear an explosion from behind. Immediatly you turn your
  head to the sea. And the black ship with eight sails appeared. A
  pillar of smoke arises over a cannon. In that second, a next cannon is
  fired and you are able to follow the canon ball with your own eyes.
  You have to turn your head and half believing what you see, the
  cannonball goes down in the middle of the stage and breaks the wodden
  planks.
  
  Should you stay or should you go?
  1 - I should stay.
  2 - I should go.
  
  > 1
  You decided to stay here, enjoying the show. What breaks out is:
  
  The bunch of tourists is that frightened, that they are
  fleeing in different directions. But they are trapped within the
  massive bold fence.
  A next canonball goes down and an awful smell is streaming out of it.
  your stomach wants to return the windbeutel. You bend over and ...
  
  ... a hard smack... you lose consciousness
  
  After recovering you found yourself in an unknown place.
  
  A place thats moving. Up and down. You guessed right... the small
  porthole on one side assured it to you that you are on a ship.
  
  A wooden room inside a ship. You feel the waves. There is just a
  four-poster bed and a pot of water in it and a porthole to the north
  shows the way onto the sea. A single cabin door is to the south.
  
  You can see a four-poster bed (on which is an inflated deflatable
  mattress) and pot (empty) here.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  white russian
  a bottle of rum
  a bath robe (being worn)
  manatee wristband (being worn)
  a durian
  a fishing rod
  marooned wristband (being worn)
  treasure-wristband (being worn)
  a rucksack (being worn and open)
  a brass lantern
  an ubuntu cd
  trousers (being worn)
  
  > examine the pot
  No pot inside this pot.
  
  > take the pot
  Taken.
  
  > pull the plug
  A flush of water flows to the floor and vanishes under the door.
  
  > look at the porthole
  Looking through the porthole, you see a beautiful island spread at the
  horizon. To far to swim without any support, but close enough to reach
  it by your own muscular strength. In its frame its written "Carlos II"
  but someone scratched over it and now you can read "Fancy" instead.
  
  > go south
  (first opening the cabin door)
  It seems to be locked.
  
  > open the porthole
  You open the porthole.
  
  > enter the porthole
  (together with the empty mattress)
  ocean
  Its still far away to the coast line to the north. Directly behind
  your back is the sloop or ketch you just used to call them boats. To
  the other directions is just open sea and you don't want to explore
  that any further.
  
  > Inflate mattress
  until its filled. As fast as possible, you put the plug back in so the
  mattress stays full.
  
  > go to the north
  island. But near enough to achieve it by swimming, the mattress itself
  decided to sink into the deeper parts of the ocean as you where riding
  it. Together with a curious feeling to explore that new place you
  reached it after noticing it was more far away than you thought and
  your body was not really easy in managing swimming to the island.
  
  ...but...
  
  *** THE END (of this act) ***
  
  ### NEXT ACT - "Discovering the Secret of Monkey Island" ###
  
  ... sand in your ears, sand in your mouth, between your teeth. You
  even feel like you're breathing sand. And you try to take a look
  around. the sun is shining and burnt your back. But hey, you're still
  wearing your trousers. You see lots of footprints, like a very big
  group of people was here and leaving into the jungle to the north
  where you can see a big rock high above the tallest trees. In the
  middle of this beach is a lonely banana tree. Making you think, it was
  escaping the jungle behind him to the north. Far away to the northwest
  it leads halfway up to a volcano.
  
  To the south is water, just water and the ship, the black freighter,
  you remember from the pirate opera on the other island.
  
  You can see skinny pig and an uhuru here.
  
  > examine the pig
  Its really skinny.
  
  > examine uhuru
  Impressive, that very rare parrot is a black uhuru and it has a fleety
  foot.
  
  > examine tree
  Three times taller than you and at the top there are some bananas.
  
  > examine Volcano
  The Volcano rises very steeply to the northwest from here. It seems
  not to be active anymore.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  pot
  white russian
  a bottle of rum
  a bath robe (being worn)
  manatee wristband (being worn)
  a durian
  a fishing rod
  marooned wristband (being worn)
  treasure-wristband (being worn)
  a rucksack (being worn and open)
  a brass lantern
  an ubuntu cd
  trousers (being worn)
  
  > take all
  brass lantern: Taken.
  ubuntu cd: Taken.
  
  > take the pig
  Sometimes you surprise yourself. You just managed to pick up a pig.
  
  > Kiss pig
  Keep your mind on the game.
  
  > continue
  ... and nothing happens.
  
  > look
  Hot light sand all around. In the middle of this beach is a lonely
  banana tree. Making you think, it was escaping the jungle behind him
  to the north. Far away to the northwest it leads halfway up to a
  volcano.
  
  To the south is water, just water and the ship, the black freighter,
  you remember from the pirate opera on the other island.
  
  You can see an uhuru here.
  
  > go to the north
  slowly feeling your way forward..
  
  "Beware the three-headed monkey!!!" says a nicely painted sign.
  
  You can look deep down a dried out canyon edge. Its dark down there. A
  trail leads back south to the banana tree and north into the direction
  of the big rock. You can also go northeast . The sign about the
  three-headed monkey makes you wonder.
  
  You can see a rope here.
  
  > examine the rope
  A quite robust kind of rope.
  
  You noticed a large animal vanishing into the bush. Had it really
  three heads??
  
  > go north
  You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
  through its streambed to the north and to the east. There are the
  remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before. One way to
  the west and a way to the east. To the south leads the way back into
  the direction of the banana tree beach or you just climb up this big
  rock to get an view over this island.
  
  > go north
  The bed of this stream is armored with rocks, some very rounded
  (having had a longer life in the stream) and some not.
  
  > go south
  You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
  through its streambed to the north and to the east. There are the
  remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before. One way to
  the west and a way to the east. To the south leads the way back into
  the direction of the banana tree beach or you just climb up this big
  rock to get an view over this island.
  
  Is this three-headed gorilla sized monkey following you?
  
  > climb rock
  You are halfway up this rock. You can go further up to the top or down
  to the dam.
  
  You can see a maybe catapult here.
  
  > examine the catapult
  Its not operating with electricity. Its somekind of catapult and big
  chunks of stone can be thrown with it.
  
  > Go upward
  You have a great view in every direction of this little island. In the
  north you can see a small village made of straw huts. Looking really
  na(t)ive. Beneath your feet you can see the strange device directly,
  so you could throw stuff on it. You can only go down from here.
  
  Far away, you could bet you have seen a three-headed gorilla.
  
  > look at the village
  In the north you can see a small village made of straw huts. Looking
  really na(t)ive. You can't see it clearly, so you better go there.
  
  > go north
  In the middle stands a very fine and comfy looking straw hut. It looks
  like a museum showing the former life of natives, but it still seems
  to be used.
  
  > Go inside
  You can't go that way.
  
  No sign of any ape.
  
  > climb the hut
  I don't think much is to be achieved by that.
  
  Still no sign of any ape. Where could it be?
  
  > Go west
  On a banner is written "Hermans Lounge". There is an old man sleeping
  here. You guessed thats Herman. Two paths lead out of here. One to the
  east and one to southeast.
  
  You can see herman and a pigsty (closed) here.
  
  > open pigsty
  Fuuuuck, there is pig number one, pig number two, pig number three,
  pig number four, pig number five, pig number six, pig number seven,
  pig number eight, pig number nine and pig number ten running out of
  it.
  
  You open the pigsty, revealing a pig magnet.
  
  > take the magnet
  Yes, disgusting but you managed to take it.
  
  > look at the magnet
  those pigs "stick" to it.
  
  > examine the pig
  Which do you mean, pig number ten, pig number nine, pig number eight,
  pig number six, pig number four, pig number three, pig number one, the
  pig magnet or skinny pig?
  
  > take the pig one
  Sometimes you surprise yourself. You just managed to pick up a pig.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  pig number ten
  pig number nine
  pig number eight
  pig number six
  pig number four
  pig number three
  pig number one
  a pig magnet
  a rope
  skinny pig
  pot
  white russian
  a bottle of rum
  a bath robe (being worn)
  manatee wristband (being worn)
  a durian
  a fishing rod
  marooned wristband (being worn)
  treasure-wristband (being worn)
  a rucksack (being worn and open)
  a brass lantern
  an ubuntu cd
  trousers (being worn)
  
  > look
  On a banner is written "Hermans Lounge". This Human shaped floatsam is
  still alive and pretends to sleep here. Two paths lead out of here.
  One to the east and one to southeast.
  
  You can see pig number five, herman and a pigsty (empty) here.
  
  > talk to Herman
  silence that he deserves. Do you carry anything drinkable?
  
  [1] ahoj
  [2] What's the secret of this island?
  [3] Do you have a banana picker?
  [4] Ahem, is this stuff all earwax that is coming out of your head?
  [5] I better go.
  
  > 1
  silence that he deserves. Do you carry anything drinkable?
  
  [1] What's the secret of this island?
  [2] Do you have a banana picker?
  [3] Ahem, is this stuff all earwax that is coming out of your head?
  [4] I better go.
  
  > 1
  Sure, I know it very well. Its in a cave beneath that island. I
  can't go there anymore. So i will be pleased if you bring me some of
  it.
  
  [1] And where is the entrance of that cave?
  
  > 1
  I don't want to kill the tension right away. You should find your
  own way.
  
  [1] Do you have a banana picker?
  [2] Ahem, is this stuff all earwax that is coming out of your head?
  [3] I better go.
  
  > 1
  No, its broken. The Vegibals broke my famous banana picker.
  
  [1] Ahem, is this stuff all earwax that is coming out of your head?
  [2] I better go.
  
  > 1
  Earwax? I have all sorts of scumm(tm) in any hole of my body.
  
  [1] I better go.
  
  > 1
  Bye.
  
  On a banner is written "Hermans Lounge". Herman pretends to sleep
  here. Two paths lead out of here. One to the east and one to
  southeast.
  
  You can see herman and a pigsty (empty) here.
  
  > go southeast
  The Ship is gone !!
  
  Hot light sand all around. In the middle of this beach is a lonely
  banana tree. Making you think, it was escaping the jungle behind him
  to the north. Far away to the northwest it leads halfway up to a
  volcano.
  
  To the south is water, just water.
  
  You can see tiny pig and an uhuru here.
  
  > take the pig
  (tiny pig)
  Sometimes you surprise yourself. You just managed to pick up a pig.
  
  > go north
  slowly feeling your way forward..
  
  You can look deep down a dried out canyon edge. Its dark down there. A
  trail leads back south to the banana tree and north to the dam into
  the direction of the big rock. You can also go northeast . The sign
  about the three-headed monkey makes you wonder.
  
  > Go northeast
  There is a pond with water and in the middle is a swimming hut.
  You can enter the hut or leave this place to the west or east or
  southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
  "homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
  can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
  like a big stopper.
  
  You can see pink pig here.
  
  > take the pig
  Which do you mean, fat pig, pink pig, tiny pig, pig number five, pig
  number ten, pig number nine, pig number eight, pig number six, pig
  number four, pig number three, pig number one, the pig magnet or
  skinny pig?
  
  > look at the hut
  How cool is that. A swimming hut. Nailed together out of floatsam
  wood, definitely a work of art. So still looking like a house of
  mojo....but now focusing on homoe-something.
  
  > enter the hut
  Still looking like a house of mojo....but now focusing on
  homoe-something.
  
  You can see the door to the backroom, fat pig, huge pig and ex-voodoo
  lady here.
  
  > examine lady
  Grey hair, red glasses. With this look to be some steps above you.
  Even if there are no stairs.
  
  > talk to the lady
  You look so deluted, can I be of any help?
  
  [1] Hi, why is it about homoepathy now, I thought this place is about
  voodoo.
  [2] What's the secret of this island?
  [3] What about the Giant Q-Tip?
  [4] Do you have anything against earwax?
  [5] I am more into knowledge than believes, bye.
  
  > 1
  Voodoo is some esoteric non-working nonsene, I needed to help and
  establish something proven. Sorry,  I have to complete bashing this
  bottle on this leather bound book.
  
  [1] What's the secret of this island?
  [2] What about the Giant Q-Tip?
  [3] Do you have anything against earwax?
  [4] I am more into knowledge than believes, bye.
  
  > 1
  I will always respect their deities.
  
  [1] What about the Giant Q-Tip?
  [2] Do you have anything against earwax?
  [3] I am more into knowledge than believes, bye.
  
  > 1
  You ask me for some university medicine? I have something better,
  which means homoepathic, for you. I will rattle it 4 days, then you
  can come back and its strong enough to help.
  
  She went into the backroom and gets a big glass full of earwax!?
  
  [1] I am more into knowledge than believes, bye.
  
  > 1
  Bye.
  
  Still looking like a house of mojo....but now focusing on
  homoe-something.
  
  You can see earwax, the door to the backroom and ex-voodoo lady here.
  
  > examine the earwax
  Ugly would be too nice to describe this unnameable mass.
  
  > Go outside
  There is a pond with water and in the middle is a swimming hut.
  You can enter the hut or leave this place to the west or east or
  southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
  "homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
  can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
  like a big stopper.