text: [Themes: Science Fiction, Humor, surreal, science fiction, humor]
  
  > wait
  Time passes.
  
  The chainsaw horizontally saws your robot body and brains in two.
  
  > shoot chainsaw
  You fire at the chainsaw.
  
  You shoot the spinning chainsaw but it slices the bullet in half.
  
  The chainsaw horizontally saws your robot body and brains in two.
  
  > shoot lucy
  You fire at Lucy.
  
  You don't think you can take out a giant computer with one shot.
  
  The chainsaw horizontally saws your robot body and brains in two.
  
  > shoot the elbow
  You fire at the elbow.
  
  You shoot the obvious weak spot on the robot arm. This causes the upper arm to spin once and then it uses the chainsaw to slice of your head.
  
  *** You have been decapitated. ***
  
  This is of little consequence, however. Since you can just... Wait a second. You're still alive!
  
  Computer Room (Northwestern corner)
  Your head lies upside down in a corner of the room, from there you can see that Lucy's robot arm, now wearing a boxing glove, is beating up the rest of your body.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying nothing.
  
  Lucy spots your head in the corner and smacks it across the room.
  
  Computer Room (Southeastern corner)
  Now your head lies right next to some electrical wiring.
  
  Sparks come from the end of a loose wire.
  
  > eat the wire
  (first taking the loose wire)
  You pick up the loose wire with your mouth.
  
  You already have that.
  
  You have got the loose end of a (pretty long) wire in your mouth.
  
  > pull the wire
  Nothing obvious happens.
  
  You have got the loose end of a (pretty long) wire in your mouth.
  
  Lucy's arm grabs your head and smacks it to the ground with a lot of force. It's a good thing your robot head is heavily armoured and has a lot of protection mechanisms for your brain, which prevent you from even getting a mild headache from this.
  
  Computer Room (Center)
  You can see your gun lying here, only a couple of inches away.
  
  One bullet, that must have fallen out of the gun's magazine, is right next to you.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a loose wire
  
  You have got the loose end of a (pretty long) wire in your mouth.
  
  > attach wire to the bullet
  You would achieve nothing by this.
  
  You have got the loose end of a (pretty long) wire in your mouth.
  
  Lucy's arm places your head in a slingshot and fires at the wall. You bounce back and land somewhere behind the giant computer.
  
  Computer Room (Behind Lucy)
  Your head is lying in a claustrofobically small place behind Lucy. Just before you is a round computer port.
  
  > put the wire in the port
  You hold the end of the wire in the port.
  
  Lucy: What do you think to achieve? Electrocute me with that pathetically weak voltage? That doesn't even tickle!
  You have got the loose end of a (pretty long) wire in your mouth.
  
  > get the bullet
  You already have a wire in your mouth.
  
  You have got the loose end of a (pretty long) wire in your mouth.
  
  There's a bullet in your mouth.
  
  Lucy's arm places your head in a slingshot and fires at the wall. You bounce back and land somewhere behind the giant computer.
  
  Computer Room (Behind Lucy)
  Your head is lying in a claustrofobically small place behind Lucy. Just before you is a round computer port.
  
  > put the wire in the port
  You hold the end of the wire in the port.
  
  Lucy: What do you think to achieve? Electrocute me with that pathetically weak voltage? That doesn't even tickle!
  You have got the loose end of a (pretty long) wire in your mouth.
  
  There's a bullet in your mouth.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a bullet
  a loose wire
  
  You have got the loose end of a (pretty long) wire in your mouth.
  
  There's a bullet in your mouth.
  
  A boot on a stick kicks you away from here.
  
  Computer Room (Southeastern corner)
  Now your head lies right next to some electrical wiring.
  
  > drop the wire
  Dropped.
  
  There's a bullet in your mouth.
  
  > wait
  Time passes.
  
  There's a bullet in your mouth.
  
  Lucy's arm grabs your head and smacks it to the ground with a lot of force. It's a good thing your robot head is heavily armoured and has a lot of protection mechanisms for your brain, which prevent you from even getting a mild headache from this.
  
  Computer Room (Center)
  You can see your gun lying here, only a couple of inches away.
  
  > Wait
  Time passes.
  
  There's a bullet in your mouth.
  
  > wait for a while
  Time passes.
  
  There's a bullet in your mouth.
  
  Lucy's arm places your head in a slingshot and fires at the wall. You bounce back and land somewhere behind the giant computer.
  
  Computer Room (Behind Lucy)
  Your head is lying in a claustrofobically small place behind Lucy. Just before you is a round computer port.
  
  > put the bullet in the port
  It fits perfectly.
  
  Lucy: What are you doing? Remove that immediately!
  
  > wait
  Time passes.
  
  A boot on a stick kicks you away from here.
  
  Computer Room (Southeastern corner)
  Now your head lies right next to some electrical wiring.
  
  You can see a loose wire here.
  
  > get the wire
  You pick up the loose wire with your mouth.
  
  You have got the loose end of a (pretty long) wire in your mouth.
  
  > wait for a while
  Time passes.
  
  You have got the loose end of a (pretty long) wire in your mouth.
  
  Lucy's arm grabs your head and smacks it to the ground with a lot of force. It's a good thing your robot head is heavily armoured and has a lot of protection mechanisms for your brain, which prevent you from even getting a mild headache from this.
  
  Computer Room (Center)
  You can see your gun lying here, only a couple of inches away.
  
  > wait awhile
  Time passes.
  
  You have got the loose end of a (pretty long) wire in your mouth.
  
  > Wait
  Time passes.
  
  You have got the loose end of a (pretty long) wire in your mouth.
  
  Lucy's arm places your head in a slingshot and fires at the wall. You bounce back and land somewhere behind the giant computer.
  
  Computer Room (Behind Lucy)
  Your head is lying in a claustrofobically small place behind Lucy. Just before you is a round computer port (with a bullet in it).
  
  > use the wire on bullet
  The hold the wire against the back of the bullet, and with a loud bang the gunpowder inside explodes and propells the bullet into the port.
  
  Lucy: NOOO!! What have you done?! You hit some of my vital... Iceland! No hablo Espanol, laxative with cookies is tuesdayyyyowahghkrckkkkk yes allyourbasearebelongto
  
  I AM ERROR ....................................................................... ....................................................................... ....................................................................... ....................................................................... ....................................................................... ....................................................................... ....................................................................... ....................................................................... ....................................................................... ....................................................................... ....
  
  System reboot succesfull. In order to remove all defective files, all main hard drives had to be formatted. Only basic systems have been backed-up. System administrator is unkown, therefore the first person the give a vocal command will gain admin status and full contol over all my functions.
  
  First person to give a vocal command, eh? You ask Lucy to please stop trying to kill you.
  
  Lucy: Task 937: Kill <target name unkown> with priority level 5 has been cancelled. Have you got any other orders for me, sir?
  
  Well...
  
  Some time later...
  
  Your hometown (Earth)
  You wave goodbye to the S.S. Blearch, which flies away thousands of kilometers from earth in a few microseconds. Your new body feels great and looks exactly identical to your old one, all thanks to the super-advanced alien cloning technology. It's not completely the same though: because of the added laser eyes, superhuman strenght, IQ of 250, immortality and the abilty to move your ears (something you always would've wanted to be able to do).
  
  Well, all this adventuring has made you pretty hungry. You decide to go to the local snackbar and eat as much hamburgers as you can pay for with the gigantic amount of money that has recently been deposited to your bank account. Well okay, that many hamburgers do not exist, but you bet your friends will be pretty impressed once you've bought the country of Sweden.