text: [Themes: Science Fiction, Humor, science fiction, surreal, unscientific fiction, silly]
  
  > look around
  This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes.
  
  There is a yellow door to the southwest.
  
  It smells like laxative here.
  
  You can see a dirty dish and an air vent here.
  
  The red keycard is warm.
  
  > open yellow door
  It works! The southwestern door detects the red card and slides open.
  
  > Go southwest
  There is a coolbox behind the counter.
  
  You can also see a vending machine here.
  
  Behind you, the door closes automatically.
  
  > put the Keycard in the coolbox
  You put the red keycard into the coolbox.
  
  > close coolbox
  You close the coolbox.
  
  > go to the northeast
  You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you go through a door, you should open it first.
  
  The red keycard is icy.
  
  > go to the east
  You can't go that way.
  
  The red keycard is cold.
  
  > go to the west
  Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket.
  
  > open the yellow door
  It works! The northeastern door detects the red card and slides open.
  
  The red keycard is icy.
  
  > put the Keycard in the box
  You put the red keycard into the coolbox.
  
  The red keycard is cold.
  
  > go to the north-east
  You can see a dirty dish and an air vent here.
  
  Behind you, the door closes automatically.
  
  The red keycard is icy.
  
  > enter the vent
  You climb all the way back.
  
  This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east.
  
  There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a small table.
  
  A small window gives a glance at the stars.
  
  You can also see an air duct (empty) here.
  
  The red keycard is cold.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a red keycard
  a lava lamp
  a nuclear-powered flashlight
  a detergent
  a mop
  a stapler
  a cork
  a remote control
  fifty-one dirty dishes
  a pan
  a screwdriver
  
  > go west
  You're now standing IN the engine. All kinds of stuff is happening around you but you don't care. You can continue to the west or back off to the east.
  
  For some reason, there is a power outlet on the ceiling.
  
  > examine the outlet
  Strange place for a power outlet. It's just out of reach.
  
  > go to the west
  You try to move, but your legs don't do anything. You try again, but to no avail.
  
  Lucy: Research subject 848930, please return to the computer room as fast as possible. Otherwise your battery may run out. A symptom of an almost empty battery is the failure of some of your robot body parts. If this happens, please destroy the universe as fast as possible, since we do not have equipment to recharge you.
  
  > jump
  You jump on the spot, fruitlessly.
  
  Suddenly, steam starts bursting out of some pipes.
  
  > Go outside
  But you aren't in anything at the moment.
  
  Suddenly the steam is no longer bursting out of the pipe, it leaves a small pool of water on the floor in the engine that quickly evaporates because of the high temperature here. If you only could somehow use this steam for something...
  
  > look at the detergent
  According to the box this cleaning supply is specifically designed to remove all kinds of grease, slime, paint, bits of laxative and adhesives.
  
  > get all
  power outlet: That's fixed in place.
  
  > look at the lamp
  You can imagine that a lot of bored aliens have been staring at this thing after a long day at work.
  
  > break the lamp
  Violence isn't the answer to this one.
  
  Suddenly, steam starts bursting out of some pipes.
  
  > look at the steam
  Just a huge quantity of plain old H2O bursting out of a pipe with an immense force.
  
  Suddenly the steam is no longer bursting out of the pipe, it leaves a small pool of water on the floor in the engine that quickly evaporates because of the high temperature here. If you only could somehow use this steam for something...
  
  > wait
  Time passes.
  
  Suddenly, steam starts bursting out of some pipes.
  
  > get steam
  That's fixed in place.
  
  > Drink steam
  There's nothing suitable to drink here.
  
  Suddenly the steam is no longer bursting out of the pipe, it leaves a small pool of water on the floor in the engine that quickly evaporates because of the high temperature here. If you only could somehow use this steam for something...
  
  > put the screwdriver in the outlet
  Suddenly, steam starts bursting out of some pipes.
  
  > look at what you're carrying with you
  You are carrying:
  a red keycard
  a lava lamp
  a nuclear-powered flashlight
  a detergent
  a mop
  a stapler
  a cork
  a remote control
  fifty-one dirty dishes
  a pan
  a screwdriver
  
  Suddenly the steam is no longer bursting out of the pipe, it leaves a small pool of water on the floor in the engine that quickly evaporates because of the high temperature here. If you only could somehow use this steam for something...
  
  > put the mop in the outlet
  You poke with the mop into the power outlet but nothing happens. Probably because the mop is made of a material that does not conduct electricity.
  
  Suddenly, steam starts bursting out of some pipes.
  
  > put the mop in the outlet
  A huge voltage, traveling through the water on the mop, rages through your robot body and immediately recharges your battery. That felt good.
  
  > Go east
  There is a huge portal to the east.
  
  There is a button next to the escalator door.
  
  You can also see a cleaning cart here.
  
  > go west
  Steam is bursting out of the engine.
  
  For some reason, there is a power outlet on the ceiling.
  
  > Go west
  Somehow you went up in the ship's hold (it seems pretty illogical to you to be only able to acces the hold by going through the engine). There are a few boxes here but it's not very full. You can go back to the east.
  
  You can see a treasure chest (closed) here.
  
  > Open chest
  The lock is broken, like somebody forced it open.
  
  > open the chest, but the only things inside are a crowbar and a message scratched in the bottom of the chest.
  
  > read the message
  The message says:
  
  I'm sorry, but you are too late. Quite an odd place for a treasure chest, isn't it? Although I have seen stranger places, like underground caves no man has ever been, interdimensional voids or on a bloody cloud.
  
  -The world's greatest treasure hunter
  
  > examine the crowbar
  It's a bit rusty.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a crowbar
  a wet mop
  a red keycard
  a lava lamp
  a nuclear-powered flashlight
  a detergent
  a stapler
  a cork
  a remote control
  fifty-one dirty dishes
  a pan
  a screwdriver
  
  > Go west
  You can see a treasure chest here.