text: The rays of the morning sun tickle your face, waking you up. That's a pleasant surprise - the forecast said it would be rainy for days. However, looking out of the window, you see that there are no clouds in the sky. How did they get it so wrong?
  
  It's quiet and peaceful. Out of habit, you reach for your mobile
  phone on the nightstand to browse through the morning headlines. Still lying down in your bed, covering your eyes from the sun with one hand, you start scrolling down the newsfeed when a headline catches your attention: "Half-Life 3 Confirmed!"
  
  Quickly, you sit  up. For a moment you feel a huge sense of happiness. The long-awaited sequel of your favourite action game is finally going to come true. More monsters to shoot! More headcrabs to bash with your crowbar! Finally expel the Combine from the
  face of the Earth? Soon afterwards, however, you come to your senses. No way is any of that going to happen. Reality, you realize with sudden alarm, must be seriously warped.
  
  You become fully awake and alert. This is no laughing matter. Your primary task is to get safely - or at least alive - out of the building. And if you're lucky enough, maybe sort out this reality enwarpment and restore matters to normal.
  
  You get up and dressed quickly. There is no time to lose.
  
  A yeah sure by Anssi Räisänen
  
  Your bedroom looks normal enough. Well, now that you take a second look, maybe that black hole in the floor shouldn't really be there. Beside your bed is a small nightstand. A wardrobe stands opposite your bed and there's a writing desk by the window. There is a door in the northeastern corner of the room, leading to the hallway.
  
  [Author's Note: The rays of the morning sun tickle your face, waking you up. That's a pleasant surprise - the forecast said it would be rainy for days. However, looking out of the window, you see that there are no clouds in the sky. How did they get it so wrong? It's quiet and peaceful. Out of habit, you reach for your mobile phone on the nightstand to browse through the morning headlines. Still lying down in your bed, covering your eyes from the sun with one hand, you start scrolling down the newsfeed when a headline catches your attention: "Half-Life 3 Confirmed!"]
  
  > look at the hole
  It seems to be some kind of vortex that you might try to enter. The question is - would that be a wise thing to do?
  
  > get the hole
  That's hardly portable.
  
  > open the wardrobe
  You see a snowy landscape behind the clothes hanging inside the wardrobe. No, it's just the back wall, after all.
  
  You close the wardrobe.
  
  > examine the nightstand
  The small white-painted nightstand has one drawer in it.
  
  > open the drawer
  It's locked.
  Strange; you usually keep it open, with the key in the lock. But the key is not in the lock presently.
  
  > check what you're carrying
  You're carrying a mobile phone.
  
  > look at the desk
  Ordinarily nothing special. But today somebody has drawn a treasure map on it.
  
  > examine the map
  There is a big X on the right side, or the east side, of an irregular line which you take to be a river or a road. The X is inside a circle, but it is impossible to guess what the circle represents. The whole map is probably a hoax.
  
  > get the map
  That's hardly portable. Instead, you memorize the map. (To refer to the map, RECALL it.)
  
  > Inventory
  You're carrying a mobile phone.
  
  You can also recall a map drawn on your bedroom desk.
  
  > go northeast
  The hallway connects all the rooms in your apartment. The living-room is to the east while the kitchen is to the west and your bedroom is to the southwest. Rather unnervingly, the front door leading out, to the south, seems to have disappeared completely. Somewhat unexpectedly, there seems to be an extra room to the north.
  
  > Go west
  On the kitchen table are some leftovers of the pizza that you ordered last night but couldn't finish. The hallway is to the east.
  
  A pig is standing on its hind legs, leaning against the kitchen table and eating the leftovers of the pizza.
  
  A stove stands in the corner.
  
  You can also see a fridge (closed) here.
  
  > look at the pig
  A fat pig is standing on its hind legs, leaning against the kitchen table and eating away. Too bad you didn't bother putting the leftover bits of last night's pizza into the fridge. Then again, you didn't expect a pig.
  
  > talk to the pig
  Please ASK PERSON ABOUT THING or TELL PERSON ABOUT THING to converse with somebody.
  
  > open the fridge
  You cannot reach the fridge presently - the fat pig blocks the way. It makes an angry squeal when you make a gesture of approaching it.
  
  > look at the stove
  The four burners flash in bright neon colours - red, blue, green and orange. It is rather unsettling.
  
  > examine table
  There are some pizza leftovers on the table.
  
  > go east
  Normally it is of course a charming living-room. You see a sofa, a table and a television here. The exit is to the west.
  
  On the table is a small key.
  
  You can also see a mud monster here.
  
  > examine the monster
  It's little more than a pile of mud. It has no legs but  you are able to distinguish a pair of limbs that might pass as arms. It has a barely discernible face but you are not sure if it has eyes. It loiters silently in the middle of the room. Drops of mud are dripping from it onto your exquisite carpet. So not cool.
  
  > take the key
  The mud monster blocks the way.
  
  > Inventory
  You're carrying a mobile phone.
  
  You can also recall a map drawn on your bedroom desk.
  
  > go north
  This is a small featureless room, no bigger than a closet. There is a metal ladder ascending straight up into the darkness. The upper end of the ladder is not visible. The exit is to the south.
  
  > turn on the tv
  That's already on.
  
  > Examine tv
  The television shows psychedelic, ever-changing kaleidoscopic images on the screen, accompanied by good old-style march music. Is that Sousa?
  
  > examine the sofa
  There's a time to relax and a time to save the world. This is the latter, and the sofa is not needed for that.
  
  > examine table
  On the table is a small key.
  
  > eat the monster
  He's plainly inedible.
  
  > Go upwards
  You feel unsafe going up into the darkness without any kind of light.
  
  > Go southwest
  Beside your bed is a small nightstand. A wardrobe stands opposite your bed and there's a writing desk by the window. There is an inexplicable black hole in the floor. There is a door in the northeastern corner of the room, leading to the hallway.
  
  > look at the window
  Through the tenth-floor window, you make out the outline of the city and its numerous high-rises, similar to the one you live in. The city looks the same as usual - well, not quite. There are a couple of tall buildings in the distance that weren't there yesterday. It's eerily quiet - no sounds of traffic.
  
  > get the window
  That's hardly portable.
  
  > enter the hole
  Something tells you it's not the time yet. You need to prepare yourself somehow first.
  
  > Inventory
  You're carrying a mobile phone.
  
  You can also recall a map drawn on your bedroom desk.
  
  > examine the phone
  The mobile phone screen shows presently the weather forecast for the moon. Seems to be clear skies with a low probability of rain. Warning for fog though.
  
  > switch on the phone
  That's already on.
  
  > switch off the phone
  You prefer to have it on.
  
  > Go south
  That's a wall there.
  
  > Go west
  On the kitchen table are some leftovers of the pizza that you ordered last night but couldn't finish. The hallway is to the east.
  
  A pig is standing on its hind legs, leaning against the kitchen table and eating the leftovers of the pizza.
  
  A stove stands in the corner.
  
  You can also see a fridge (closed) here.
  
  > examine the phone
  The mobile phone screen shows presently the top 20 chart for this week. An actually good song is at #1.
  
  > kill the pig
  The pig turns to you angrily and flashes its fierce red eyes at you. Then it notices the tail of your T-shirt where you wiped your fingers last night - you ate a chocolate bar and wiped your messy fingers on the shirt. The pig smells the chocolate and starts tugging at your shirt. Ecch. Should have put on a clean shirt today.
  
  > continue
  You give a slap to the irritating creature, but it just starts tugging your shirt again. Now isn't that sweet.
  
  > go to the east
  The hallway connects all the rooms in your apartment. The living-room is to the east while the kitchen is to the west and your bedroom is to the southwest. Rather unnervingly, the front door leading out, to the south, seems to have disappeared completely. Somewhat unexpectedly, there seems to be an extra room to the north.
  
  The pig follows you, tugging at your T-shirt.
  
  > Go east
  Normally it is of course a charming living-room. You see a sofa, a table and a television here. The exit is to the west.
  
  On the table is a small key.
  
  You can also see a mud monster here.
  
  The pig follows you, tugging at your T-shirt.
  
  The pig sees the mud monster, becomes afraid and disappears back into the kitchen.
  
  > go to the southwest
  Beside your bed is a small nightstand. A wardrobe stands opposite your bed and there's a writing desk by the window. There is an inexplicable black hole in the floor. There is a door in the northeastern corner of the room, leading to the hallway.
  
  The pig follows you, tugging at your T-shirt.
  
  > go west
  On the kitchen table are some leftovers of the pizza that you ordered last night but couldn't finish. The hallway is to the east.
  
  A stove stands in the corner.
  
  You can also see a fridge (closed) here.
  
  The pig follows you, tugging at your T-shirt.
  
  > open the fridge
  You don't dare to open the fridge while the pig is in the kitchen. If it's this excited about your chocolate-stained shirt, who knows with what fervour it will attack the contents of the fridge once they are exposed. No, you need to get the pig out of the kitchen first.
  
  > Attack monster
  That wouldn't be very wise. When you even approach it a bit more, it gives out a small zap and you feel an electric charge through your body. Got to think of something else.
  
  > Go north
  This is a small featureless room, no bigger than a closet. There is a metal ladder ascending straight up into the darkness. The upper end of the ladder is not visible. The exit is to the south.
  
  The pig follows you, tugging at your T-shirt.
  
  > look at bed
  It's your  plain but comfy and trusted bed. You already made it, although I didn't mention it specifically.