text: [Themes: Science Fiction, Humor, science fiction]
  
  > Look around
  You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere.
  
  A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the mushrooms.
  
  You can also see a signpost here.
  
  > wear the hat
  You're already wearing that!
  
  > look at the giant Mushrooms
  All these giant mushrooms give you a claustrophobic feeling. Or maybe more a mushroomyfobic feeling.
  
  > get the Mushrooms
  That's hardly portable.
  
  > get high
  (first taking Giant Mushrooms)
  That's hardly portable.
  
  > can't see any such thing.
  
  > go south
  There is a large temple in the shape of a mushroom here. It is surrounded by every kind of giant mushroom in existence.
  
  You can go north, west, east and south form here.
  
  A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple.
  
  A lumberjack is standing next to a tree that has fallen on the road.
  
  > go inside
  The muscled guy blocks the way and says in the worst form of Shakespearian English you've every heard: "Thou who dost not carrie'st the holy artifact are'st not allowed'st to enter'st. Only when thou bring'st the artifact, which has the most holy'st shape of this land and has been brought-st here from the far east, thou can'st enter."
  
  > look at the guy
  The muscled guy blocks the way and says in the worst form of Shakespearian English you've every heard: "Thou who dost not carrie'st the holy artifact are'st not allowed'st to enter'st. Only when thou bring'st the artifact, which has the most holy'st shape of this land and has been brought-st here from the far east, thou can'st enter."
  
  >This has to be a really boring job.
  
  > Go west
  This place looks just like North Mushroomland, only the sun rises here half a second earlier.
  
  You can go east and northeast form here.
  
  An agressive-looking brown walking fungus is rushing towards you.
  
  There is a statue in the form of a mushroom here.
  
  > kill the fungus
  You attack the brown walking fungus by jumping on his head.
  
  It's super effective!
  
  The brown walking fungus receives 6753 points of damage!
  
  The brown walking fungus is flattened!
  
  The brown walking fungus receives 50 point of flatness damage!
  
  The brown walking fungus stopped moving!
  
  YOU WON!!
  
  You gained 1 experience point(s).
  
  > check what you're carrying
  You are carrying:
  an experience point
  a white hat (being worn)
  
  > examine the statue
  It's a giant mushroom made of bronze with a layer of gold coloured paint. A plaque under the statue says:
  
  This great golden statue is dedicated to King Shroom XIV. King Shroom is the most awesome king Mushroomland ever had and if you do not agree with that fact you will be beheaded.
  
  P.S. Miniatures of this statue are for sale in the souvenir shop in East Mushroomland, just ask for one.
  
  > go east
  A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple.
  
  A lumberjack is standing next to a tree that has fallen on the road.
  
  > go west
  There is a statue in the form of a mushroom here.
  
  > get the statue
  That's fixed in place.
  
  > Go east
  When you saw this place from a distance it looked like the mushrooms were bigger here, but it looks like they're just the same size as in the rest of Mushroomland. The grass looks always greener on the other side.
  
  You can go northwest and west form here.
  
  There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade stand.
  
  There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here.
  
  > open it
  You open the phone booth, revealing a telephone and a phone book.
  
  > examine piece
  It's an empty piece of paper. It has a peculiar smell.
  
  > smell it
  It smells like... lemon. Yeah, that's it.
  
  > enter the booth
  You get into the phone booth.
  
  In the phone booth you can see a telephone and a phone book.
  
  > eat it
  (first taking the phone book)
  You don't think your stomach can handle that.
  
  > eat the paper
  It's an empty piece of paper. It has a peculiar smell.
  
  > don't think your stomach can handle that.
  
  > read the phone book
  All the pages are empty. Apperently nobody in Mushroomland has got a phone.
  
  > examine the telephone
  This is a device that allows you to talk to people over great distances. It's secondary use is to let call centres annoy people during dinner.
  
  > call
  You dial a random number.
  
  "Hey, hello! How are you... are you making me pay for a call from the illusion of a hibernated mind from a spaceship in a galaxy thousands of light years away? Don't you know what that costs?!" *click*
  
  > Examine book
  It is a phone book containing the numbers of all the citizens in Mushroomland. Too bad there is nobody in Mushroomland I would want to call.
  
  > Go outside
  You get out of the phone booth.
  
  There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade stand.
  
  There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here.
  
  > look at the shop
  A fat, green, ugly toad is sitting in the shop. When he sees you he greets you with a loud "BUUURP!" You don't speak toadish, but you can imagine he's using all his salesman skills too sell you some of his rubbish.
  
  > ask the toad about the statue
  The toad nods. Which probably means he sells it.
  
  > Attack toad
  You stomp the toad in the stomach. Suddenly a star appears above your head and you hear police sirens. You try to run away but fall in a
  
  > kill the toad
  cliff and die.
  
  > Continue
  > pay toad
  What do you want to pay the toad?
  
  > go northwest
  A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the mushrooms.
  
  You can also see a signpost here.
  
  > go east
  You can't see any such thing.
  
  There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade stand.
  
  There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here.
  
  > ask lumberjack about the tree
  "Oh, hi. I am one of the lumberjacks in Mushroomland. Being a lumberjack is a very respectfull job here because you remove all these pesky trees so that mushrooms can grow in their place. This is my first day on the job and it isn't going too wel: I just succeeded in cutting this tree here and now I'm supposed to do the magic spell of tree disappearance. But no matter how hard I try, I just can't do it! *sigh* I wish I just had a little more experience..."
  
  > give the point to the lumberjack
  The lumberjack gained one point of experience.
  
  LEVEL UP!!
  
  The lumberjack gained 2 attack.
  
  The lumberjack gained 1 defence.
  
  The lumberjack gained 5 Max. HP.
  
  The lumberjack gained 2 luck (no idea how the hell this is possible).
  
  The lumberjack gained 3 mustache.
  
  The lumberjack gained -1 tendency to make a flamingo out of papier-m?ch?.
  
  The lumberjack gained 3 woodcutting.
  
  The lumberjack learned Magic Spell of Tree Disappearence 1!
  
  Lumberjack: "Thanks a lot! Now I can finally remove this tree! Abra Kadabra Alakazam, dissapear!"
  The tree melts away in thin air. The lumberjack waves you goodbye and does the same.
  
  > go to the south
  Whoa! It looks like an old crime scene. The shape of a mushroom is drawn on the ground with white paint.
  
  You can go north from here.
  
  A tube of glue is lying on the ground here. Maybe the murder weapon?
  
  You can also see a strange machine (closed) here.
  
  > open the machine
  You open the strange machine, revealing a lemon.
  
  > get the lemon
  Taken.
  
  > examine the machine
  It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the display, you see the machine's contents.
  
  It is empty.
  
  > examine the glue
  The label says its 100% glue. If I'd ever want to glue something to something else, now I can.
  
  > look at what you're carrying with you
  You are carrying:
  a tube of glue
  a lemon
  a phone book
  a piece of paper
  a white hat (being worn)
  
  > glue the lemon to the phone book
  It's an empty piece of paper. It has a peculiar smell.
  
  > can't glue these things together.
  
  > go north
  A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple.
  
  > go east
  There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade stand.
  
  There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here.
  
  > go northwest
  A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the mushrooms.
  
  You can also see a signpost here.
  
  > speak toadish
  (to the toad)
  There is no reply.
  
  > talk to toad
  Toad: BUUURP!!
  
  > Xyzzy
  Nothing happens.
  
  > go south
  You can see a strange machine (empty) here.
  
  > put the lemon in the machine
  You put the lemon into the strange machine.
  
  > look at the machine
  It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the display, you see the machine's contents.
  
  There is a lemon in there.
  The display makes the lemon light up red. It's a bit like a heath detector, but then it detects something else of which there is a lot in the lemon.
  
  > put the paper in the machine
  You put the piece of paper into the strange machine.
  
  > examine the machine
  It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the display, you see the machine's contents.
  
  There is a piece of paper in there.
  A text lights up in red on the piece of paper:
  
  > look at what you're carrying with you
  You are carrying:
  a lemon
  a tube of glue
  a phone book
  a white hat (being worn)
  
  > put the hat in the machine
  (first taking it off)
  You put the white hat into the strange machine.
  
  > examine the machine
  It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the display, you see the machine's contents.
  
  There is a white hat in there.
  
  > put the book in the machine
  You put the phone book into the strange machine.
  
  > examine the machine
  It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the display, you see the machine's contents.
  
  There is a phone book in there.
  
  > put the glue in the machine
  You put the tube of glue into the strange machine.
  
  > look at the machine
  It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the display, you see the machine's contents.
  
  There is a tube of glue in there.
  
  > sniff the glue
  Here it smells like... mushrooms.