text: [Themes: Romance]
  
  > look around
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.)
  
  > Fish body
  You fish out Uncle Wally's corpse.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  Uncle Wally's corpse
  a pole hook
  a body bag (being worn and open)
  a swipe card
  a roll of duct tape
  a flintlock
  a cupcake
  
  > put the body and the hook in the bag
  pole hook: Done.
  
  > check what you're carrying
  You are carrying:
  Uncle Wally's corpse
  a body bag (being worn and open)
  a pole hook
  a swipe card
  a roll of duct tape
  a flintlock
  a cupcake
  
  > put the body in the body bag
  You can't see any such thing.
  
  You can't put something inside itself.
  
  > put all in the bag
  Uncle Wally's corpse: Done.
  
  > climb the wall
  You manage to scramble over the wall.
  
  You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here.
  
  > go to the east
  You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden.
  
  > Go northeast
  A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane.
  Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest.
  
  A plastic-eating snake slithers around here.
  
  You can also see a golf cart (empty) and a plank here.
  
  SQUEAK!
  
  > Go north
  It's a small country cemetery. A sign from the undertaker hangs here: "Back in 1762 minutes."
  
  There is an open grave here. The gravestone has no name, but it's next to the grave of someone called Arch Stanton.
  
  > put corpse in the coffin
  You gently put Uncle Wally ...who am I kidding? You slump his corpse onto the other corpse, say "Don't cuddle" and slam the coffin shut. That's one problem of your mind.
  
  > climb the wall
  ***You suddenly have the feeling as if you're not safe anymore. You'd really rather feel safe. You should buy a safe for all those bonds you recently bought.***
  You manage to scramble over the wall.
  
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  The huge, squallid, phosphorous mass of Dagon has dragged itself over the edge of the swimming pool, blocking entrance to the house while its hideous tail still splashes the water.
  
  One of the cultists, you think he's called Tony, stands here, holding an Uzi in unsteady hands.
  
  > look at Tony
  Below the hood of his black robe, you see eyes weary with the madness they've seen, or maybe he just needs a good night's sleep. He holds his Uzi in shaking hands.
  
  > look at Dagon
  It's the shapeless, nameless abomination Dagon, a giant fish monster.
  
  > shoot Dagon
  Tony has better things to do.
  
  Tony brings up his Uzi, shouting:"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!" and shoots you in the face with his load.
  Um.
  Let me rephrase that.
  
  > give cupcake to Dagon
  (first taking the cupcake)
  Dagon doesn't seem interested.
  
  Tony brings up his Uzi, shouting:"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!" and shoots you in the face with his load.
  Um.
  Let me rephrase that.
  
  > give the cupcake to Tony
  (first taking the cupcake)
  Tony doesn't seem interested.
  
  Tony brings up his Uzi, shouting:"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!" and shoots you in the face with his load.
  Um.
  Let me rephrase that.
  
  > Stab tony
  You need something sharp.
  
  Tony brings up his Uzi, shouting:"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!" and shoots you in the face with his load.
  Um.
  Let me rephrase that.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  a body bag (being worn and open)
  a pole hook
  a swipe card
  a roll of duct tape
  a flintlock
  a cupcake
  
  Tony brings up his Uzi, shouting:"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!" and shoots you in the face with his load.
  Um.
  Let me rephrase that.
  
  > shoot tony
  With what?
  
  > shoot tony
  You draw the flintlock, cock the hammer, shout "YAAAR" to confuse Tony and shoot him! He throws up his arms ("AAARGH") and drops dead.
  
  > search tony
  You find an Uzi (32/32) and a bag of strange powder, both of which you pocket.
  
  > examine Powder
  It's  a bag labelled "Dagon Dissolving Powder. Best use in a huge explosion for maximum effects." Oh, look, those cultists had a safeguard.
  
  > throw Powder
  Dropped.
  
  > take the bag
  You already have that.
  
  > throw Powder at Dagon
  You lack the nerve when it comes to the crucial moment.
  
  > talk to Dagon
  "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu F'thagn, P'nglui M'wagalnath R'lyeh... Ia! Ia! Shub-Niggurath?"
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  a bag of strange powder
  an Uzi
  a flintlock
  a body bag (being worn and open)
  a pole hook
  a swipe card
  a roll of duct tape
  a cupcake
  
  > get all from the bag
  pole hook: Taken.
  swipe card: Taken.
  roll of duct tape: Taken.
  cupcake: Taken.
  
  > shoot Powder with Uzi
  You can only do that to something animate.