text: [Themes: Zorkian, Cave crawl, Zork, treasure hunt, memorable NPC]
  
  > Go down
  This is an ancient room, long under water. There is an exit to the south and a staircase leading up.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A crystal trident
  A hand-held air pump
  A torch (providing light)
  
  > go to the east
  You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south, and west, and a scramble down.
  The water level behind the dam is low: The sluice gates have been opened. Water rushes through the dam and downstream.
  There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted. Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble which is glowing serenely.
  There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.
  The tube contains:
  A viscous material
  There is a wrench here.
  There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here. There is a folded pile of plastic here which has a small valve attached.
  There is a tour guidebook here.
  
  > Inflate boat
  (with the hand-held air pump)
  The boat must be on the ground to be inflated.
  
  > Inflate boat
  (with the hand-held air pump)
  The boat inflates and appears seaworthy.
  A tan label is lying inside the boat.
  
  > examine the label
  !!!! FROBOZZ MAGIC BOAT COMPANY  !!!!
  
  Hello, Sailor!
  
  Instructions for use:
  
  To get into a body of water, say "Launch".
  To get to shore, say "Land" or the direction in which you want to maneuver the boat.
  
  Warranty:
  
  This boat is guaranteed against all defects for a period of 76 milliseconds from date of purchase or until first used, whichever comes first.
  
  Warning:
  This boat is made of thin plastic.
  Good Luck!
  
  > Launch
  (magic boat)
  You can't launch that by saying "launch"!
  
  > deflate the boat
  The boat deflates.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  A pile of plastic
  A crystal trident
  A hand-held air pump
  A torch (providing light)
  
  > enter the boat
  That would involve quite a contortion!
  
  > Inflate boat
  (with the hand-held air pump)
  The boat must be on the ground to be inflated.
  
  > get the buoy
  Taken.
  The flow of the river carries you downstream.
  
  Frigid River, in the magic boat
  The sound of rushing water is nearly unbearable here. On the east shore is a large landing area.
  The magic boat contains:
  A tan label
  
  > Go east
  The magic boat comes to a rest on the shore.
  
  Shore, in the magic boat
  You are on the east shore of the river. The water here seems somewhat treacherous. A path travels from north to south here, the south end quickly turning around a sharp corner.
  The magic boat contains:
  A tan label
  
  > examine buoy
  The red buoy is closed.
  
  > Open buoy
  Opening the red buoy reveals a large emerald.
  
  > exit the boat
  Read the label for the boat's instructions.
  
  > read the label
  (Taken)
  !!!! FROBOZZ MAGIC BOAT COMPANY  !!!!
  
  Hello, Sailor!
  
  Instructions for use:
  
  To get into a body of water, say "Launch".
  To get to shore, say "Land" or the direction in which you want to maneuver the boat.
  
  Warranty:
  
  This boat is guaranteed against all defects for a period of 76 milliseconds from date of purchase or until first used, whichever comes first.
  
  Warning:
  This boat is made of thin plastic.
  Good Luck!
  
  > look
  Shore, in the magic boat
  You are on the east shore of the river. The water here seems somewhat treacherous. A path travels from north to south here, the south end quickly turning around a sharp corner.
  
  > get out of the boat
  You are on your own feet again.
  
  > deflate the boat
  The boat deflates.
  
  > go to the north
  You are on a large sandy beach on the east shore of the river, which is flowing quickly by. A path runs beside the river to the south here, and a passage is partially buried in sand to the northeast.
  
  > Go northeast
  This is a sand-filled cave whose exit is to the southwest.
  
  > go south
  You are on the east shore of the river. The water here seems somewhat treacherous. A path travels from north to south here, the south end quickly turning around a sharp corner.
  There is a folded pile of plastic here which has a small valve attached.
  
  > Go west
  You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east. To the west is a cyclops-shaped opening in an old wooden door, above which is some strange gothic lettering, a trophy case, and a rug lying beside an open trap door.
  There is a glass bottle here.
  The glass bottle contains:
  A quantity of water
  There is a skeleton key here.
  Your collection of treasures consists of:
  A trunk of jewels
  A sceptre
  A beautiful jeweled scarab
  A pot of gold
  A huge diamond
  A sapphire-encrusted bracelet
  A jade figurine
  A chalice
  A jewel-encrusted egg
  The jewel-encrusted egg contains:
  A golden clockwork canary
  A platinum bar
  A gold coffin
  A painting
  A leather bag of coins
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A pile of plastic
  A tan label
  A large emerald
  A red buoy
  A crystal trident
  A hand-held air pump
  A torch (providing light)
  
  > look
  You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east. To the west is a cyclops-shaped opening in an old wooden door, above which is some strange gothic lettering, a trophy case, and a rug lying beside an open trap door.
  There is a glass bottle here.
  The glass bottle contains:
  A quantity of water
  There is a skeleton key here.
  Your collection of treasures consists of:
  A torch (providing light)
  A crystal trident
  A large emerald
  A trunk of jewels
  A sceptre
  A beautiful jeweled scarab
  A pot of gold
  A huge diamond
  A sapphire-encrusted bracelet
  A jade figurine
  A chalice
  A jewel-encrusted egg
  The jewel-encrusted egg contains:
  A golden clockwork canary
  A platinum bar
  A gold coffin
  A painting
  A leather bag of coins