text: [Themes: fan fiction, humor]
  
  Alone in his Comedy Central office sits Dave Chappelle. Chappelle Show is super smash hit! People are saying he's the biggest black comedian in the world. Bigger than Chris Rock. Newspapers are saying that he's the next Richard Pryor. That's his idol---Richard Pryor. How can he be bigger than his idol? Comedy Central is going crazy over this phenomenon. $50 million dollars is a shit load of money. How can he turn it down? The weight of success crushes his once carefree spirit. He did whatever he wanted to on the show because he thought it would be cancelled any day. Instead, Chappelle has created his own proverbial "Springtime for Hitler". All he knows is that he can't stand it a minute longer. He's gotta get out of here. He can't take another kid saying, "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
  
  [Author's Note: Dave Chappelle! He's the #1 Black comedian in the world! He's got a hit show on Comedy Central! But has the fame and money caused Dave Chappelle to lose his mind? Go back to the days leading up to Chappelle leaving for Africa. Keep him from going insane by avoiding network executives, rabid Chappelle Show fans, and others that might cause his stress level to rise. Get him out of the Comedy Central building and to the airport without his INSANITY Points getting to 100. Hint: there are also items and people that will help remove some Insanity Points from Chappelle. GOOD LUCK, BITCHES!]
  
  > plan to Leave.
  Chappelle decides that he's got to leave stealthly. He is seriously going to have a breakdown if he can't get away from all the fame and notoriety. Should he attempt to escape out the window? Should he search the room before he goes? Should he go straight out the door?
  
  > escape by Window
  Cracker, please! No black guy is gonna climb out a window unless the Police is chasing them! Chappelle ain't that desperate.
  
  > search the Room
  Chapelle looks around the room for things that he might want on his trip. Tropical trees, a half-baked poster, scripts, Hate mail from R-Kelly----He sees a picture of his wife and his cell phone. He takes those two things. Before he can decide what to do next, the phone on his desk starts ringing. Does Chappelle answer it?
  
  > Yes, answer the phone.
  Chappelle reluctantly answers the phone, "Hey Dave, this is Ronnie Weinstein, new junior executive here at Comedy Central, how's it going? Hey, I'm a really big fan of that show of yours. I mean, 'I'm Rick James, bitch!' That's some funny stuff. The kids really love it. Anyway, I was wondering if we could have lunch on Friday. We could talk about the new season of Chappelle that you should have finished soon, right? And I can just get to know you as a person. We can rap one-on-one. It will be a blast. So, Friday it is. I'll see you then. Bye." The executive hangs up the phone before Chappelle can get a word in. That's the kind of conversation he wanted to avoid! GAIN 10 INSANITY POINTS!
  
  > go out the Door
  Ok, Dave is outside his office. He's extremely exposed in this hallway. He needs to go somewhere quick. Go down the hallway toward the stairs. Go down the hallway toward the elevator. Go into the bathroom just across the hall. Duck into Charlie Murphy's office.
  
  > Toward Stairs
  Dave races down the hallway toward the stairs. He figures taking the stairs would be smarter than the elevator. Lazy ass Comedy Central employees aren't going to walk if they don't have to. So, Dave begins to walk to the lower stories before running into a plump secretary climbing up the stairs. Instantly she recognizes him, "Oh, hey, I know you. You're that Chappelle guy that my 5 year old son likes so much. He walks around singing that 'I want to piss on you' song. I think it's so funny. He would love it if he got your autograph. Please, make it out to little Jimmy. Thank you. I'm glad I decided to get a work out in climbing the stairs instead of taking the elevator."
  
  Crazy ass white woman letting her 5 year old watch Chappelle Show! Singing the R-Kelly song! Gain 20 INSANITY points.
  
  > Ground Level
  Dave arrives at the ground floor. This is going to be the tricky part of his escape. How will he get past the numerous amount of people in the area? Why didn't he think to get a disguise? Nah, that probably would have just made it worse.
  
  Ok, where next? Damn, what Dave wouldn't do for some advice from Miss Cleo or a crystal ball or something. Does it go straight around the corner to the lobby of the building? Duck straight into the bathroom? Take a right toward the lower floor offices?
  
  > Straight around to the lobby
  As Dave rounds the corner heading straight into the lobby, he sees a tour group. Damn! He should have known they would be doing tours of the Comedy Central Studios. Maybe he can sneak past the crowd without them
  knowing it. As he begins to walk, he can hear the kids yelling that it's Dave Chappelle! "I'm Rick James, bitch!" comes out in a crescendo of unison. He also hears other lines: "What did the four fingers say to the face? SLAP!", "Bring me the breast milk of a Cambodian immigrant.", "White Power!", "I'm here for the free crack giveaway!", "Reach for the sky, honky.", "Darkness!", "Everybody wanna be a nigga, but nobody wanna be a nigga.", and so on. The attention is more than Dave can stand!
  
  > Continue
  Dave has finally fallen off his rocker. You got him to that breaking point, and he can stand no more. The fame and notoriety is too much for him. Just a little while ago, he was a cult star from such movies as Half Baked and Robin Hood: Men In Tights. Why can't he just go back to being on the radar? Why must he explode like a supernova?
  Of course, some may say that it's better to go out in a blaze of glory than to never achieve greatness at all. We all love you, Bitch! Even if you are crazy, Dave Chappelle!