text: It might be morbid curiosity that's causing you to ask Uncle Ed. He obviously is getting money from somewhere, but you and everyone else can only guess how. It's most likely illegal no doubt.
  
  As you approach the door to the garage, you have a feeling of dread overcome you, but you press on anyway.
  
  Upon opening the door you see Ed's van and various other things that would be in a garage. Everything looks normal. Of course you haven't actually inspected the little apartment space that exists above the garage where Ed actually sleeps.
  
  You make your way up the steps only to find Ed isn't there. His place isn't exactly as you imagined it. It's clean! Everything is neatly packed away. In fact he appears to be the neatest person in the house.
  
  His bed is neatly made and doesn't appear to be slept in, which is odd since his van is here, unless he made it already and went out during the day without his van. Of course that would be out of character behavior for him as you know him to be a night owl.
  
  You shrug your shoulders and decide to wait for him. Waiting for you though doesn't include just sitting, you start to snoop around. Without thinking anything of it you open up his large freezer...
  
  Inside are heads and other body parts. Frozen blood paints the inside of the freezer. You scream in shock and fall backwards.
  
  "So, now you know, what many in this family have probably already whispered about for years. Knew I shouldn't have slept in the van last night."
  
  You turn your head and see Uncle Ed standing by the stairway. His clothing is caked with dried blood and he has a knife in hand.
  
  "Oh...uh...Uncle Ed...um..." you sputter, you're too terrified to even scream out, though Ed gives you some quick instructions on that line of thinking.
  
  "Suzy, before you say anything else. Keep in mind that I kill pretty things like you on a regular basis. If you scream, I'll do it again, family or not and that would be very regrettable. Besides I doubt if anyone would come running anyway."
  
  Ed's threat is completely calm which makes it all the scarier. You just sit down and quietly watch him as he approaches.
  
  "What're you going to do to me?" you ask trying not to think about his possible answers.
  "Do? Well...there's a lot of things I WOULD do to you if you weren't my niece. You're just about everything I look for in a girl. Nice, pretty, young. You're even a virgin aren't you? Yeah you are. You know how appealing that is in this age of whores who are only suitable for rape and annihilation?" your uncle says licking his knife in front of your face before stepping back.
  
  "Oh yes, I WOULD have lots of fun with you. However you're family, and I always had a lot of respect for my sister. God rest her soul. And from what I know of you, you're about the only one who followed her value system, which means you respected her too. So you're safe for now...but..."
  "But?"
  "Well, call me paranoid, but it would really be foolish of me to just let you go after knowing my secret now wouldn't it?"
  "But you already said everyone in the family thinks you're a serial killer anyway..."
  
  Ed gets perturbed and holds his knife up.
  
  "Now stop right there. That's the point. They THINK that. They don't know for sure though, and I thought I was doing a good job of keeping them all away too. (Sigh) But I'm not really worried about you telling any of them, I'm more concerned with you going to the police after you leave here. Then I have to move, and then I'd have to come back and do something bad to you when you least expect it. So what could you do that could convince me?"
  "My word?"
  
  Ed starts to laugh.
  
  "Ha ha ha ha! You're serious? My you are a unique one. God I wish you weren't family...but anyway no I'm afraid that won't do. While I'm sure you may very well be telling the truth, your moralistic view point and conscience may get the better of you one day and then where would I be. No, I need something else from you. Something that will bond us in a more meaningful way."
  
  You start to panic and what he might be implying and you start to cover yourself with your arms and cross your legs. Again he laughs.
  
  "Oh no, not that my little Suzy. As much as I might like to, that's just not something for me to place on the table. Besides it wouldn't make me inclined to trust you anymore than I do now. Tell me Suzy, what do you know of the Morningstars?"
  "The Morningstars? You mean the family that lives in that compound up the street? Not much."
  "Hmm, I thought as much. They are a strange lot, I'm surprised nobody has complained about them given their blatantly cultish ways."
  "Well people on this block tend to keep to themselves."
  "Hm, true. One reason why I like living here. It's perfect really. But there's really only room for one of us."
  "What do you mean?"
  "Isn't it obvious dear girl? The Morningstars ARE cultists. Not sure what they worship, but I know damn well in involves human sacrifice. I've kept an eye on them ever since I noticed a few of their number taking in young girls." Ed says while starring at your body. "These girls are never seen again."
  "Uh, how do you know all this?"
  "Because sometimes my work overlaps with theirs and I know my prey. And they're encroaching on it. I don't think they're really aware of me yet, but I think they've been getting suspicious."
  "Okay so what does all this have to do with me?"
  "Right, straight to the point. Well whether you want to be or not, our families are going to embark in a good old fashioned feud. And you're going to be bait."
  "What?"
  "You heard me. Now as far as I can tell the Patriarch of that family and his eldest son are in absolute control. I figure if you can help me take out those two, that family will fall into chaos and it will be a simple matter of picking off their more incompetent members at leisure."
  "So what am I supposed to do exactly?"
  "Heh...yeah I guess you might very well be clueless in this sort of thing. Look Suzy, I know you're a good girl...but within every good girl lies a filthy dirty whore. A whore that wants to be fucked and desecrated..."
  
  Uncle Ed seems to be somewhere else for a moment, but he tries to quickly get back on track.
  
  "...uh anyway. YOU need to get in touch with the whore that is within you. You need to flirt, seduce and beguile those two in such a way that will allow me to get them. I really don't think you'll have that much of a problem though."
  
  You take a deep breath and realize you have little choice, but to agree at this point.
  
  "Okay. I'll do it."
  "Good girl. I knew I could count on you. I'll be in contact with you soon."
  "Alright, I..."
  
  Uncle Ed grabs your arm as you try to leave.
  
  "Remember, we're in this together now. Don't do anything foolish. I really wouldn't want to have to hurt you."
  
  With that final warning, he lets you go.
  
  Completely unnerved and creeped out, you run back to the basement and pace the floor wondering what you should do next.
  
  > call police
  Wasting no time you decide to call the police. Uncle Ed cannot possibly clean up his place in time, especially not if he doesn't know the police are being called.
  
  You explain the situation to them, and they say they'll send someone over right away and for you not to try to stop your uncle yourself.
  
  Soon the police arrive. Not just one but two cop cars. On your way to meet them you bump into Peter and Kevin who are filming something pointless as usual.
  
  "Suzy what's going on?" Peter asks.
  "The cops are here, Uncle Ed's a serial killer!"
  "HOLY SHIT! The cops? I gotta get outta here!" Kevin exclaims and runs off to hide somewhere in the house.
  "Hah! I always knew something was weird with him. I'm filming this shit." Peter says taking the camera Kevin dropped.
  
  Before you can get to the front door you hear a crash, shouting and the screeching of a vehicle followed by gun fire! Uncle Ed is escaping in his van! You rush outside just in time to see one cop car give chase and another officer calling for backup and paramedics for his partner who was run down.
  
  After the initial chaos has died down, the police question you and the rest of the family. They also take the opportunity to search the entire house when they find the body parts in Ed's freezer.
  
  This all doesn't go over well for any of you.
  
  They start out by questioning you, and you help out as much you can, but now you're terrified that Ed is going to come back to kill you. You breakdown in the middle of it and have to be taken to a hospital. This fortunately allows you to miss most of the other "fun" that occurred...
  
  Dad was half passed out, but when they tried to wake him he gets hostile and throws a punch at one of the cops. They cuff him and take him into custody.
  
  Peter attempts to make out like he discovered everything and asking if other news crews are going to be over. They dismiss him as the annoying fuck he is and tell him if he doesn't get the camera out of their faces they'll take him in for obstructing a police investigation. Naturally he cries about the Bill of Rights. They follow up with taking his camera away as evidence and throw him into the back of a police car right next to Dad.
  
  They find Kevin hiding in a cupboard. They find a large quantity of drug on him and he gets a seat in the back of yet another police car.
  
  The worst part comes when Ben has just happened to come up from his bunker to get some supplies. He thinks government agents finally come to get him and opens fire on them. The shoot out lasts a couple hours and doesn't end until Ben is lying dead with several gunshots in him. This of course causes great outrage and sorrow from Moon Shadow and Tommy who see this happen before their eyes. They too are taken away.
  
  Neither one of your sisters were home at the time during this drama, but when Kelly finds out when she comes home later, she's pissed. (Donna doesn't find out until a couple days later since she was partying) She bails out Dad and Peter and blames you for everything. She comes to see you in the hospital and tells you that you that the house has been seized and that they'll all have to find a new place to live! She also tells you that wherever it is they move to, you won't be welcome back and that nobody wants to see you again for all the trouble you cause.
  
  You try to explain your side, but none of them want to listen. It doesn't matter that Uncle Ed was a serial killer, you disrupted the natural order of things in the house and everyone's life has been made even worse because of it. Especially yours.
  
  After getting released from the hospital you're now homeless. You can't really think of any other ideas, so you call your friend Julie and ask if you can stay with her. Fortunately she says you can, but that you'll have to get there yourself because she's too busy with an orgy at the moment.
  
  Unfortunately you never make it.
  
  Even with the police having a manhunt, even with your heightened state of danger. Uncle Ed keeps his promise.
  
  You don't even hear him until he's grabbed your mouth, dragged you into an alley and whispered into your ear.
  
  "My only regret is I won't be able to take my time with you, traitorous bitch."
  
  A razor sharp knife is run across your throat, allowing for a quick clean kill. Uncle Ed then leaves you to bleed out and die.