text: > Look around
  This is a hallway continueing north. You can go back to the junction south.
  
  You can see a sign and a purple blob here.
  
  > go south
  Another junction. There is a red door to the north (Office), a yellow door to the east (Maze) and a blue door to the west. To the south is the escalator door.
  
  There is a button next to the escalator door.
  
  > Go north
  This room seems to be some kind of office. You have no idea what kind of work they do here though.
  
  The exit is to the south.
  
  The only interesting thing here is a desk with a typewriter and all kinds of paperwork on it.
  
  There is a fuse box on the wall.
  
  > examine the paperwork
  (even more uninteresting paperwork)
  You're not interested.
  
  > examine the desk
  There is a typewriter and a lot of uninteresting paperwork on it. It has a drawer.
  
  > look in the drawer
  In the drawer is even more uninteresting paperwork.
  
  > go west
  You are in a hexagonal room. There are three doors here to the north (computer room), west (recreation center) and east. There is an escalator to the south.
  
  A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator.
  
  You can also see an escalator button here.
  
  This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east.
  
  There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a small table.
  
  A small window gives a glance at the stars.
  
  You can also see an air duct (empty) here.
  
  > Go southwest
  This must be the place where the aliens eat. It's a bit small for a canteen that is supposed to support the whole crew of a spaceship because the only things here are one table and a counter. The complete lack of chairs probably means that the aliens always eat standing.
  
  There are eight coffee cups on the counter and one on the table. They all must've been severely addicted to caffeine here.
  
  There is a yellow door leading to the kitchen to the northeast and a red door to the west.
  
  There is a coolbox behind the counter.
  
  You can also see a vending machine here.
  
  Behind you, the door closes automatically.
  
  > look at the coolbox
  The label says: "Please close the coolbox as fast as possible after opening to optimalise the instant cooling effect and avoid freezing to death everyone in the presence of the box."
  
  In the coolbox is a can of grog.
  
  > get the grog
  It's frozen to the bottom of the box.
  
  > examine the vending machine
  Unfortunately, all grog is sold out. It's still full of prune juice though. Too bad you are all out of quarters.
  
  > go northeast
  This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes.
  
  There is a yellow door to the southwest.
  
  It smells like laxative here.
  
  You can see an air vent here.
  
  Behind you, the door closes automatically.
  
  > open yellow
  That's not something you can open.
  
  The red keycard is warm.
  
  > check what you're carrying
  You are carrying:
  a red keycard
  a yellow keycard
  a wallet (open but empty)
  a pair of rubber boots
  an used piece of tape
  a ketchup bottle
  pepper
  salt
  a nuclear-powered flashlight (providing light)
  fifty-one dirty dishes
  a treasure chest (closed)
  a crowbar
  a wet mop
  a lava lamp
  a detergent
  a stapler
  a cork
  a remote control
  a pan
  a screwdriver
  
  > look at the salt
  Salty.
  
  > put the salt in the coolbox
  You put salt into the coolbox.
  
  > open the coolbox
  You open the coolbox, revealing salt and a can of grog.
  
  > check what you're carrying
  You are carrying:
  salt
  a red keycard
  a yellow keycard
  a wallet (open but empty)
  a pair of rubber boots
  an used piece of tape
  a ketchup bottle
  pepper
  a nuclear-powered flashlight (providing light)
  fifty-one dirty dishes
  a treasure chest (closed)
  a crowbar
  a wet mop
  a lava lamp
  a detergent
  a stapler
  a cork
  a remote control
  a pan
  a screwdriver
  
  > look at the salt
  Salty.
  
  > eat the salt
  Because you are a robot, you lack the ability to eat. You have got smelling sensors however.
  
  > use the crowbar on vending machine
  You smack it with your crowbar, and a can of prune juice falls in the machine's basket. You pick it up.
  
  > Go west
  Another hexagonal room. To the east is a red door (leading to the canteen) and to the west a yellow door (leading to the dark room). There is an escalator to the south and you can also go north from here.
  
  Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket.
  
  You can also see a crate (empty) here.
  
  > give the prune juice to the blob
  Alien: "is that for me? Thanks!"
  
  The alien grabs the can with one of his tentacle and inspects the bottle, probably checking if the prune juice contains any traces of laxative. He then throws the whole can in the hole in his "belly", after which you hear some strange sounds that could very well come from its digestive system.
  
  Alien: "Ahh, delicious! Hmm... Excuse me, now I've got to powder my olfactory organ. Sorry I'm a bad NPC and haven't got any kind of reward to repay you."
  
  The alien grabs a device from his pock... err... materialises a device from thin air, looks at its display and quickly moves north. How he moves there? Do I have to explain everything? Use your imagination for once! Damn... Also, the alien speaking English is not a plot hole. He just paid attention at alien school.
  
  > go to the north
  You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
  
  You can see a purple blob here.
  
  You can just see the purple blob going northeast.
  
  > go northeast
  You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
  
  You hear a sound coming from the west.
  
  > Go west
  You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
  
  There is some nasty purple goo on the ground before the northwestern exit.
  
  > Go northwest
  You go northwest, carefully walking around the goo.
  
  You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
  
  > Smell
  Yuck. You think the smell is coming from the east.
  
  > go to the east
  It seems you ended up in the toilet. If you can even call it that, since all in this claustrofobical small room is one single urinal and a mirror. Apperently the aliens here don't really care about their privacy, since there isn't even a door here! You can exit to the west.
  
  The purple alien is nowhere to be seen.
  
  On the urinal is a GPS device.
  
  > get GPS
  You pick up the device but because of the icky alien tentacle slime it's covered in you - of course - drop it in the urinal. That activated some kind of system that automaticaly flushes it...
  
  D? ja vu.
  
  You hear a strange sound coming from the floor under you.
  
  > examine the mirror
  Well, well. You certainly are good looking for a robot. You almost wouldn't even want your old body back. Almost.
  
  > Go west
  You once again traverse the maze. After walking in a random direction three times you end up back at the entrance.
  
  This is a hallway continueing north. You can go back to the junction south.
  
  You can see a sign here.
  
  > enter the vent
  You crawl through the air duct.
  
  This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes.
  
  There is a yellow door to the southwest.
  
  It smells like laxative here.
  
  There is a gooey puddle on the floor next to the sink.
  
  The GPS is lying in the puddle, covered with goo.
  
  You can also see an air vent here.
  
  > get GPS
  No. Way.
  
  No really, it's covered in that purple slime, you're not going to touch that.
  
  No really, you're not.
  
  Okay, okay. But it's not my fault if touching it kills you...
  
  Taken.
  
  > examine GPS
  According to the display, it can't get a signal here. That's logical, since you're not on earth or in the maze it apperantly works in as well.
  
  The GPS device is currently switched on.
  
  > Go east
  This is a hallway continueing north. You can go back to the junction south.
  
  You can see a sign here.
  
  > go to the north
  Suddenly the GPS activates automatically. You follow its directions and end up in the...
  
  It seems you ended up in the toilet. If you can even call it that, since all in this claustrofobical small room is one single urinal and a mirror. Apperently the aliens here don't really care about their privacy, since there isn't even a door here! You can exit to the west.
  
  The purple alien is nowhere to be seen.
  
  Hmm... This wasn't really what you wanted.
  
  > examine GPS
  According to the display, it can't get a signal here. That's logical, since you're not on earth or in the maze it apperantly works in as well.
  
  The GPS device is currently switched on.
  
  > Go west
  Once again you follow the device's instructions untill you find yourself in the...
  
  You have finally found the middle of the maze. It's a small catacomb centered around an important looking coffin in the middle of it. There are exits in all directions.
  
  A giant portrait is hanging above the coffin.
  
  You can see some kind of pedestal next to the coffin.
  
  > look at the portrait
  It shows a tentacle monster. Only this one has a crown on his "head" and familiar-looking green hands on the tops of his tentacles.
  
  > examine the coffin
  Nice coffin, you wish you had one.
  
  > look at the pedestal
  Something is written on it:
  
  WHO READS THIS IS A N00B!!
  
  For a good time: call 0573924512
  
  It seems something is written under all this graffiti, but you can't make out what. Damn vandals.
  
  > use detergent on the pedestal
  They say graffiti is the poetry of our time. You disagree.
  
  > look at the pedestal
  Something is written on it:
  
  The coffin of the great Prime Commander can only be opened when the great magical key, stolen from a far away planet (filled with a nasty oxygen-atmosphere and lots of dihydrogen monoxide) in the milky way galaxy in the 1970"s, is placed upon this pedestal and lets its beautifull red light fall upon the remains of our Great Leader.
  
  Actually, you liked the graffiti better.
  
  > put the lamp on the pedestal
  After placing the lava lamp on the pedestal, you hear a click and the coffin opens slowly. Luckily no mummy is coming out.
  
  > look in the coffin
  In the coffin are a blue keycard and a purple dust.
  
  > get the blue Keycard
  You pick up the keycard. With this you will probably be able to get your body back, return to earth and kick some supercomputer ass. Alhtough, it's still chapter 2, so there might be some more puzzles left... But you're close! Very, very close.
  
  > examine the purple
  Looks like the remains of the Prime Commander. Even he was no match for some laxative.
  
  > go north
  You look at the display of your GPS and can just see a "battery low" message before the screen goes blank. Having forgotten where the hell you even came from, you decide to go north.
  
  Dear diary,
  
  I've been wandering around this maze for hours now. I just met that alien guy again and he was so happy with me returning his GPS he gave me this empty logbook and a pen. Anyway, today was quite extraordinary:
  
  You see, I woke up this morning in the spaceship of some kind of intelligent extraterrestial life form. I was locked up in a cell but luckily I used my wits to get one of them to open the door. He tried to attack me but I used my amazing martial arts skills to kick his, and his 500 friends', ass. Unfortunately one of them snuck on me from behind and sucked my brains out. Some kind of evil computer then decided to kill me if I didn't answer its extremely complicated riddle right...
  
  Of course, thanks to my amazing mathematical skills, I did, and after a weird mushroom trip I got my brains planted in this awesome killer robot. This led to an epic fight of me versus an even larger laser-armed gigantic killing machine I easily beat using only a rusty crowbar and a radioactive flashlight.
  
  Oh wait, I think I can see the exit over there. I sometimes have the idea that no matter where I go, I always end up there anyway.
  
  Yours sincerely,
  
  Chapter 3 - Baking a Cake
  Maze entrance
  This is a hallway continueing north. You can go back to the junction south.
  
  You can see a sign here.
  
  > go south
  Another junction. There is a red door to the north (Office), a yellow door to the east (Maze) and a blue door to the west. To the south is the escalator door.
  
  There is a button next to the escalator door.
  
  > unlock the blue door
  What do you want to unlock the blue door with?
  
  > open the blue door
  You unlock the blue door.
  
  > go to the west
  North of you is an important looking door that probably leads to an important room. A terminal is beside it. The exit is to the east.
  
  > examine terminal
  It has a slot for a keycard. The display says "Please insert a blue keycard".
  
  > put the blue Keycard in the slot
  You insert the blue keycard in the card slot.
  
  Now the display says "Please place your hand or tentacle on the terminal so your identity can be confirmed with a DNA check".
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  a pen
  a diary
  a blue keycard
  salt
  a red keycard
  a yellow keycard
  a wallet (open but empty)
  a pair of rubber boots
  an used piece of tape
  a ketchup bottle
  pepper
  a nuclear-powered flashlight (providing light)
  fifty-one dirty dishes
  a treasure chest (closed)
  a crowbar
  a wet mop
  a detergent
  a stapler
  a cork
  a remote control
  a pan
  a screwdriver
  
  > go east
  Another junction. There is a red door to the north (Office), a yellow door to the east (Maze) and a blue door to the west (3F Passage). To the south is the escalator door.
  
  There is a button next to the escalator door.
  
  > Go east
  Wow, this place is full of bleeping machines, bubbling potions and warnings for explosive compunds. Upon closer inspection you see that most of the stuff here is fake and just used to give the lab a proper atmosphere. The only interesting things are on a table in the center of the room. There is a passage to the north and an exit to the west.
  
  On the table are a pipette, a broken empty flask, a yellow potion, a blue potion, an Agotron (closed) and an electromagnet.
  
  You can also see a washbasin here.
  
  > examine the pipette
  You use this to suck up a small amount of a liquid. There is nothing in it.
  
  > examine flask
  The label says it is supposed to contain red tetra-X-ide.
  
  > examine the yellow potion
  The label says it contains yellow tetra-X-ide.
  
  > examine the blue potion
  The label says it contains blue tetra-X-ide.
  
  > examine Agotron
  It's an Agotron v 2.0.0.5 (TM). According to the lable time flies 10.000 times as fast in the machine when it's closed. A great way for quickly hatching eggs, you guess.
  
  > examine electromagnet
  It looks like a battery-powered electromagnet. It's currently turned off.
  
  > examine the washbasin
  This is probably where they throw away chemicals in, you can empty your pipette in this.
  
  > Go north
  You have no idea what this room was used for, and you really don't care. You're standing in front of a huge window. The exit is south.
  
  Behind the window you can see a dead or at least unconsious human body hanging from a metal wire planted in the top of its head. Wait a second... That is your body!
  
  There is some kind of basket on the other side of the window.
  
  Under the window there are three buttons: a yellow button (with a smiley face on it), a red button (with a skull on it) and a green button (with a dollar sign on it).
  
  > examine the body
  Except from the dumb brainless look on your face, you look pretty handsome. Now you only have to find a way to transfer your brain back.