text: [Themes: Fantasy, Zorkian, Cave crawl, Zork, riddle]
  
  > Describe the surroundings
  This is a gazebo in the midst of a formal garden. It is cool and restful here. A tea table adorns the center of the gazebo.
  There is a pearl necklace here with hundreds of large pearls.
  There is a perfect rose here.
  There is a Flathead stamp here.
  There is an engraved zorkmid here.
  There is a golden dragon statuette here.
  The portrait of J. Pierpont Flathead is here.
  There is a bank brochure here.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  A letter opener
  A place mat
  Sitting on the place mat is:
  A delicate gold key
  A china teapot
  A gaudy crown (being worn)
  A sword
  A lamp
  
  > Leave
  Oops, you seem a little unsteady... I'm not sure you got where you intended going.
  
  This is the northern end of a formal garden. Hedges hide the cavern walls, and if you don't look up, the illusion is of a cloudy day outside. The light comes from a large growth of glowing mosses on the roof of the cave. A break in the hedge is almost overgrown to the north. A carefully manicured path leads south. In the center of a rosebed is a small open structure, painted white. It appears to be a gazebo.
  
  > wait
  Time passes...
  
  > go south
  Oops, you seem a little unsteady... I'm not sure you got where you intended going.
  
  This is a gazebo in the midst of a formal garden. It is cool and restful here. A tea table adorns the center of the gazebo.
  Lord Dimwit's crown is here.
  There is a pearl necklace here with hundreds of large pearls.
  There is a perfect rose here.
  There is a Flathead stamp here.
  There is an engraved zorkmid here.
  There is a golden dragon statuette here.
  The portrait of J. Pierpont Flathead is here.
  There is a bank brochure here.
  
  > go outside
  Oops, you seem a little unsteady... I'm not sure you got where you intended going.
  
  This is the northern end of a formal garden. Hedges hide the cavern walls, and if you don't look up, the illusion is of a cloudy day outside. The light comes from a large growth of glowing mosses on the roof of the cave. A break in the hedge is almost overgrown to the north. A carefully manicured path leads south. In the center of a rosebed is a small open structure, painted white. It appears to be a gazebo.
  Your head is clearer now.
  
  > go north
  You have moved into a dark place.
  It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  
  > turn on lamp
  The lamp is now on.
  
  This is a dark tunnel with dim light to the northeast. The tunnel is smooth but dusty and filled with twigs and leaves, debris which becomes deeper as the tunnel branches into a wide corridor leading southwest and a narrower one leading southeast.
  
  > go to the south-west
  The path follows the south edge of a deep ravine and heads northeast. A tunnel heads southwest, narrowing to a rather tight crawl. A faint whirring sound can be heard in that direction. On the east is a ruined archway choked with vegetation.
  
  > Go northeast
  This is a dark tunnel with dim light to the northeast. The tunnel is smooth but dusty and filled with twigs and leaves, debris which becomes deeper as the tunnel branches into a wide corridor leading southwest and a narrower one leading southeast.
  
  > Go northeast
  You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow ford is a dark tunnel which looks like it was once enlarged and smoothed. To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the cavern.
  
  > fill the teapot
  The water slips through your fingers.
  
  > go south
  This is the southern end of a formal garden. Hedges hide the cavern walls and mosses provide dim illumination. Fantastically shaped hedges and bushes are arrayed with geometric precision. They have not recently been clipped, but you can discern creatures in the shapes of the bushes: There is a dragon, a unicorn, a great serpent, a huge misshapen dog, and several human figures. On the west side of the garden the path leads through a rose arbor into a tunnel.
  
  > go west
  You have moved into a dark place.
  It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  
  > turn on the lamp
  The lamp is now on.
  
  You are in a large circular room whose high ceiling is lost in gloom. Eight identical passages leave the room.
  A loud whirring sound comes from all around, and you feel sort of disoriented in here.
  
  > Go east
  You're not sure which direction is which. This room is very disorienting.
  
  This is the southern end of a formal garden. Hedges hide the cavern walls and mosses provide dim illumination. Fantastically shaped hedges and bushes are arrayed with geometric precision. They have not recently been clipped, but you can discern creatures in the shapes of the bushes: There is a dragon, a unicorn, a great serpent, a huge misshapen dog, and several human figures. On the west side of the garden the path leads through a rose arbor into a tunnel.
  
  > go to the west
  You are in a large circular room whose high ceiling is lost in gloom. Eight identical passages leave the room.
  A loud whirring sound comes from all around, and you feel sort of disoriented in here.
  
  > Go west
  You're not sure which direction is which. This room is very disorienting.
  
  This is a large room which was evidently used once as a quarry. Many large limestone chunks lie helter-skelter around the room. Some are rough-hewn and unworked, others smooth and well-finished. One side of the room appears to have been used to quarry building blocks, the other to produce menhirs (standing stones). Obvious passages lead north and south.
  One particularly large menhir, at least twenty feet tall and eight feet thick, is leaning against the wall blocking a dark opening leading southwest. On this side of the menhir is carved an ornate letter "F".
  
  > go to the north
  This is a large room which was evidently used once as a quarry. Many large limestone chunks lie helter-skelter around the room. Some are rough-hewn and unworked, others smooth and well-finished. One side of the room appears to have been used to quarry building blocks, the other to produce menhirs (standing stones). Obvious passages lead north and south.
  One particularly large menhir, at least twenty feet tall and eight feet thick, is leaning against the wall blocking a dark opening leading southwest. On this side of the menhir is carved an ornate letter "F".
  
  > Go south
  You're not sure which direction is which. This room is very disorienting.
  
  The path follows the south edge of a deep ravine and heads northeast. A tunnel heads southwest, narrowing to a rather tight crawl. A faint whirring sound can be heard in that direction. On the east is a ruined archway choked with vegetation.
  
  > go northeast
  You're not sure which direction is which. This room is very disorienting.
  
  This is a room which is bare on all sides. There is an exit down in the northwest corner of the room. To the east is a great open door made of stone. Above the stone, the following words are written: "No man shall pass this door without solving this riddle:
  
  What is tall as a house,
  round as a cup,
  and all the king's horses
  can't draw it up?"
  
  > turn off the lamp
  The lamp is now off.
  It is now pitch black.
  
  > turn on the lamp
  The lamp is now on.
  
  This is a room which is bare on all sides. There is an exit down in the northwest corner of the room. To the east is a great open door made of stone. Above the stone, the following words are written: "No man shall pass this door without solving this riddle:
  
  What is tall as a house,
  round as a cup,
  and all the king's horses
  can't draw it up?"
  
  > go to the east
  This is a former broom closet. The exits are to the east and west.
  
  > go east
  This is a damp circular room, whose walls are made of brick and mortar. The roof of this room is not visible, but there appear to be some etchings on the walls. There is a passageway to the west.
  There is a wooden bucket here, 3 feet in diameter and 3 feet high.
  
  > pour the water
  There is now a puddle in the bottom of the wooden bucket.
  The bucket rises and comes to a stop.
  
  Top of Well, in the wooden bucket
  You are at the top of the well. Well done. There are etchings on the side of the well. There is a small crack across the floor at the entrance to a room on the east, but it can be crossed easily.
  The wooden bucket contains:
  A quantity of water
  
  > get out
  (out of the wooden bucket)
  You are on your own feet again.