text: [Themes: Humor, Science Fiction]
  
  > look around
  The passage continues to a room to the north. To the south is a junction.
  
  A lethal high voltage is running through the floor to the north.
  
  > put the mop in microwave
  You put the wet mop into the microwave.
  
  > put the mop in Agotron
  You put the wet mop into the Agotron.
  
  > open Agotron
  You open the Agotron, revealing a mop.
  
  > use the mop on the pan
  You stir the stuff in the pan. It still lookes like a pile of random garbage though... Anyway, time for the last step.
  
  > turn it on
  You close the microwave.
  
  After turning on the microwave the pan starts emitting a stange and dangerous looking glow. Suddenly the microwave window cracks and you duck to take cover. Just in time, because an explosion causes the microwave to shatter in many pieces. When you stand up the microwave is no more, in its place is a huge birthday cake with cream, strawberries and even little candles. What an odd kind of rocket fuel.
  
  > look at the cake
  A lovely cream-cake. If you weren't a robot and didn't know how these things are made you would definately eat it.
  
  > eat the cake
  You'd almost want to.
  
  > drop the cake
  You place the cake in the middle of the tank. You hope this will work
  
  > go north
  You are now in the ship's cockpit. There is a nice big window here with a great view on the galaxy. After admiring it for a few seconds you grow bored and look around in the cockpit. There are no chairs here but all kinds of incredibly complicated instruments. Instead of doing anything with those you simply decide to use the board computer with a seemingly simple interface.
  
  Welcome to the S.S. Blearch navigational system network HARRY v.2.0.0.7, which is not in any way connected to main computer 'Lucy'. You have been automatically logged in as mrawes0me4753 and have acces to all functions.
  
  CPU id: HARRY|Status: OK|version mumber: 2.0.0.7
  
  Please select one of the following options:
  
  1. Travel to destination
  2. Set new destination
  3. Check ship status
  4. E-mail
  5. Miscellaneous options
  6. Shut down
  
  > 1
  :\>ERROR: Can not start engines. Please perform a ship status check to find the source of the problem.
  
  > 3
  :\>The fuel tank has been closed.
  
  > 1
  :\>All systems are reasy to embark on a voyage to Milky Way galaxy, planet Earth. Estimated travel time: 2 hours. Please inform all passengers to fasten their seat belts and press the space bar to go.
  
  Immediately after you press the space bar, the screen goes blank. A few seconds later all lights go out as well.
  
  This doesn't look very good...
  
  It is now pitch dark in here!
  
  It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
  
  > look
  :\>Darkness
  It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
  
  > think
  What a good idea.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a mop
  a dirty dish
  a nuclear-powered flashlight
  a blue keycard
  a pipette (red wine)
  a plastic bag
  a green severed hand
  an electromagnet
  a pen
  a diary
  a red keycard
  a yellow keycard
  a wallet (open but empty)
  a ketchup bottle
  a treasure chest (closed)
  a stapler
  a remote control
  a screwdriver
  
  > go east
  Time passes.
  
  > can't go that way.
  
  > go south
  It doesn't work. The flashlight is probably out of nuclear energy.
  
  >Ouch, you just bumped against a closed escalator door.
  
  > go east
  This is a hallway continueing north. You can go back to the junction south.
  
  You can see a lantern (providing light), a purple blob and a sign here.
  
  > get the lantern
  Alien: "Please don't touch the lantern. I still need it.
  
  > talk to Alien
  Alien: "Hey, it's you again! You're still up late. Anyway, do you happen to have some food with you? I'm getting quite hungry and because the lights are out I can't just live off photosynthesis anymore. Have you got anything to eat?"
  
  > give the dish to Alien
  Alien: "Is that all? What happened to the generous soda giving you? No, no. Don't take it back. I'll eat it already."
  
  The blob uses the hole in his body to swallow the whole plate.
  
  Alien: "Hmm, this tastes odd. It's a bit like... Ugh, AAAARGHH!!"
  
  In a few seconds, nothing is left of the alien. You truly are an awfull sadistic murderer.
  
  > Go south
  Ouch, you just bumped against a closed escalator door.
  
  > open the fuse box
  You open the fuse box and pull the single lever in it. A few seconds later all lights go on again.
  
  > go south
  Suddenly the door behind you closes. You see that the two other doors here are suddenly closed as well, but the escalator door is open.
  
  Lucy: I think the two of us need to have a word. Please come to the computer room... NOW!
  
  If this game wasn't text-based, this would be the moment omnious music would start playing.
  
  > go north
  You are in a long corridor that continues to the south. North of you is the door back to the computer room.
  
  You can see a map of the galaxy here.
  
  > Go north
  The door behind you closes immediately.
  
  Lucy: Research subject 848930 and main advisor of the Prime Commander, you have neglected your duties. You also have comitted several crimes: including trespassing in forbidden areas, murder, grave robbing, reading confidential material, indentity theft, disturbance of a Grue, refusal to follow orders to destroy the universe and cooking in a non-hygienic enviroment. You will hereby be immediately executed.
  
  Suddenly a robot arm appears and aims a gun right in your face.
  
  Lucy: This is your final opportunity to press the red button and activate the Universe Destroyer Gun 3000. Because next turn I will blow your brains out.
  
  > wait for a while
  Time passes.
  
  Lucy: Idiot.
  
  Bang!
  
  > get Gun
  It's just out of reach. If your arms were half a meter longer you could have punched it out of the robot hand.
  
  Lucy: Idiot.
  
  Bang!
  
  > use the mop on Gun
  You use the mop to sweep the gun out of the arm's hand, after which it falls on the floor. Ha ha! 1-0 for you.
  
  Lucy: Damn you!
  
  The robot arm quickly retracts and immediately returns with a laser gun.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a lantern (providing light)
  a mop
  a dirty dish
  a nuclear-powered flashlight
  a blue keycard
  a pipette (red wine)
  a plastic bag
  a green severed hand
  an electromagnet
  a pen
  a diary
  a red keycard
  a yellow keycard
  a wallet (open but empty)
  a ketchup bottle
  a treasure chest (closed)
  a stapler
  a remote control
  a screwdriver
  
  Lucy fires.
  
  > use mop on laser gun
  You try this again, but this time the arm dodges the mop.
  
  Lucy: Did you really thought I was going to fall for this? What are you going to do next? Saying there is a three-headed monkey behind me?
  Lucy fires.
  
  > turn on the magnet
  Good thinking. Unfortunately this magnet only works on blue keycards.
  
  Lucy fires.
  
  > use the remote control on Gun
  (the gun)
  You can't use these things together.
  
  Lucy fires.
  
  > look at yellow Keycard
  Lucy fires but hits your yellow keycard, which reflects the laser beam to the gun, causing it to explode.
  
  Lucy: Okay, now it's time for the real stuff.
  
  Lucy's arm pulls out a giant rocket launcher from somewhere and locks on on you.
  
  > use the remote control
  What do you want to use the remote control with?
  
  > Rocket
  You can't use these things together.
  
  The rocket launcher fires a homing missle at you.
  
  > use the remote control on the missle
  You can't use these things together.
  
  BWAMM!!
  
  > examine the missle
  The last thing you should do when a homing missle is coming after you is stand still and examine it.
  
  BWAMM!!
  
  > go south
  You can't go that way.
  
  BWAMM!!
  
  > jump
  What do you want to use the electromagnet with?
  
  > jump on the spot, fruitlessly.
  
  BWAMM!!
  
  > throw mop at the missle
  Futile.
  
  BWAMM!!
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  a lantern (providing light)
  a mop
  a dirty dish
  a nuclear-powered flashlight
  a blue keycard
  a pipette (red wine)
  a plastic bag
  a green severed hand
  an electromagnet
  a pen
  a diary
  a red keycard
  a yellow keycard
  a wallet (open but empty)
  a ketchup bottle
  a treasure chest (closed)
  a stapler
  a remote control
  a screwdriver
  
  BWAMM!!
  
  > examine Lucy
  A computer trying to kill you is quite an unique experience, usually it's vise-versa.
  
  BWAMM!!
  
  > Open chest
  You open the chest, but the only things inside are a crowbar and a message scratched in the bottom of the chest.
  
  BWAMM!!