text: [Themes: horror]
  
  Summer, ah, summer the time for smiles and energy. Well not for you, your parents made you attend a camp called Camp Crystal lake. You make you way towards the camp you see a faded picture on the wall.
  
  > continue to go to the camp
  You walk to the camp grounds hoping to find your campmates. Ah there they are!
  
  "Yo Tony Bony!" Your friend says.
  
  "Oh hey Charlie." You say.
  
  "You ready to party!?" Charlie yells.
  
  "Heck yeah!" You reply. You and the others walk into the cabin with all of your stuff.
  
  "Who wants to get the whiskey?" Charlie yells.
  
  Choose the person you want to go.[Themes: modern, humor]
  
  It is a brand-new day. You have just stepped off of your overnight flight from Taiwan to research different kinds of skunk behavior. The trip was quite stressful, and you are frustrated and tired. As you check out your bag, you are rushed by security guards with nightsticks. You black out. When you awaken, you find that you are bound and hung upside-down in a dark room. The room appears to be made of mortar, and is dimly lit by candles. Slowly, as your eyes adjust to the light, you are startled to discover a horde of ninjas surrounding you.
  One of them murmurs, and the rest slowly come to the knowledge that you are awake. Panic starts to well up within you, as your mind tries to decide which would be the best course of action to take.
  
  Decide...
  
  [Author's Note: An epic and very unexpected adventure awaits you! A very stressful research trip makes more a tough day at the airport. But nothing can prepare you from what you are about to face!]
  
  > keep your silence?
  You look boldly back at the ninjas, determining not to show any fear. One of them notices, and beckons for his counterparts to untie you. He then motions for you to follow him.
  Do you want to?
  Decide...
  
  > firmly declare your defiance and stay put.
  The ninja continue to beckon, but you steadfastly refuse. He begins to show signs of frustration as he makes grunting noises and continues to repeat his command.
  Are you REALLY sure you don't want to follow the ninja?
  Think quickly!
  
  > say "Okay, fine, I'll follow!"
  You nod your head and follow the ninja. He leads you to through many dark tunnels until finally, you emerge into a large cavernous room. In the middle of the floor is a mat made of wool. On it sits and elderly ninja. He is blind.
  He stirs, "Why have you disturbed my meditation with this American?" he asks in broken english. "Kill him right now." The ninjas all turn to you. As one, they pull torches from the walls and proceed to light you on fire.
  
  The ninja continue to beckon, but you steadfastly refuse. He begins to show signs of frustration as he makes grunting noises and continues to repeat his command.
  Are you REALLY sure you don't want to follow the ninja?
  Think quickly!
  
  > say "Nope, I'm staying here. Get over it."
  You look stubbornly at the ninja. He becomes exasperated and knocks you out cold with a throwing star.
  Many hour later, you wake up to find that you are tied up once more. An elderly ninja is looking over you, presumably the master. You are unsure how he is able to see you, as he obviously has little to no sight at all. The master steps back and nods. "God, i need a cigarette," he says in broken english.
  Decide...
  
  > offer the master one of your Marlboro Menthol Lights?
  In a groggy voice, you offer the master one of your Marlboros.
  He says,"Sank you american stranger. Now i feel not so irritable." He nods for his ninjas to untie you. They do, and you nod your head in gratitude. After lighting his cigarette and taking a monstrous drag, the master sighs. "Our ongoing war against the Samurai has been long and hard," he weezes in his harsh accent. "We need the help of your research to build a weapon that will quickly diminish their numbers."
  Will you show the ninja master your research on the behaviors of skunks?
  
  > Nope
  You shake you head and refuse the master's request. He hangs his head in sorrow. "Then we are doomed," he says. "this war has been a waste of time." Thought you feel sorry for the ninja master, you are resolute. One of the ninjas approaches. "Should we kill now?" he asks in strained english. After thinking a moment, the master says, "No," in equally broken english. "No, he must be allowed to live... for now." He then motions for you to sit down for lunch. He asks, "What would you like to eat; chicken? ...or beef?"
  
  Choose!
  
  > Chicken
  You choose chicken. All of the ninjas produce bags of Chicken McNuggets and honey mustard.
  You are famished, and eat the chicken nuggets very quickly, one after the other. The ninjas notice this, and chuckle amongst themselves. Only the master does not smile. "Gluttony is sinful," he says harshly. You apologize and eat more slowly. The master watches you the whole time. You begin to feel self-conscious, as you wonder how you are going to get out of here, or if you ever will. Glancing around, you wonder if you should ask to leave or just make a break for it.
  Decide...
  
  > make a break for it
  Quickly you stand up and run away from the assembled ninjas as fast as you can. Faster than thought, three of the ninjas trip you, tie you up, and hang you upside-down. they all begin to chant, and the master approaches with a blow dart.
  You thrash around and try to free yourself, all to no avail. Do you stay silent? Or would you like to try and talk your way out of this one?
  Decide...
  
  > stay silent?
  Silently, you stare boldly back at the ninja master as he knocks you out with his dart. When you awaken, you look around. You are in a labyrinth of dark, wet tunnels.
  You slowly come to the realization that the ninjas must have left you alone to slowly lose your sanity. Refusing to give up hope, you look in front of you and see three tunnels. Which one would you like to take?
  Decide...
  
  > Tunnel #3
  You head for the passage on the right. The terrain is even and quite easy to follow. You walk for awhile until you come upon a huge crystalline cavern.
  Looking around in awe, you spot some monks dressed in bloodred robes.
  Decide...
  
  > keep walking, unnoticed?
  You creep past the monks, who are chanting eerily. Navigating the giant cavern, you are soon facing another tunnel. This one is lit by luminous crystals, and is much wider than the previous tunnel. Cautiously, you pull out a cigarette and begin to smoke. you walk slowly through the tunnel's entrance. Immediately, all sounds of chanting cease. All becomes dark, save the light of the glowing tip of your cigarette. All seems lost as you venture further into the black unknown. You wonder what will become of your research. As you press on, you begin to hear a faint rumbling. Unsure of what you are hearing, you break into a jog as the rumbling turns into a strangely animalistic growl. A passage in the cave suddenly opens, streaming a warm, red glow. In the door of the passage stands an old wizard, his gnarled hands shaking with age.
  "Come! Come with me! You are in great danger!" he says in a raspy voice. The growling gets louder. Do you want to obey the wizard?
  Decide...
  
  > obey the wizard?
  You comply. You follow the wizard through the passage. The door closes, and the growling stops. The wizard proceeds to tell you of an escape route from the tunnels. You listen eagerly. The wizard opens another mysterious door in the wall, leading into another dark tunnel.
  "Follow this tunnel, and you will find yourself in the airport once again," he says. You eagerly jump through the passage. "Wait! you forgot your-" and the portal closes, cutting off what the wizard was saying. Happiness turned to dread, you find that your cigarettes are not in your pocket anymore.
  Decide...
  
  > press on?
  Shaking off the loss, you move forward. You hear a different sort of rumbling, with a more mechanical sound. You race towards the familiar sound. It is an escalator.
  Would you like to take it?
  Decide...
  
  > take the escalator?
  You step onto the escalator. Slowly but surely thing begin to grow lighter and more technologically advanced. You are back at the airport.
  A smiling flight attendant hands you your bag. You look in bewilderment at a security guard who says, "We got everything we wanted, you're free to go." Anger fuels up inside you, as you are overcome with a sudden desire to punch the guard.
  Decide...
  
  > punch the guard?
  Overcome with rage, you drop the guard with one swipe. Three more guards rush to his aid. One produces a taser and shoots you full of 30,00 volts.
  You shake, fall, and urinate all over the floor. 24 hours later, you wake up to a guard talking to you. "Heres your bag. Get out of here, your free to go." You get out to your car and start the engine, sighing with relief.