text: [Themes: Romance]
  
  > look around
  The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are more people here than in the living room.
  
  Your cupcake sits among all the tasty food, sad and forlorn.
  
  People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and talking.
  
  On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, providing music.
  Right now, it's playing:"All that she wants" by Ace of Base..
  
  You can also see Uncle Wally here.
  
  > examine the cupcake
  A small, black, crumpled thing. Hard as steel. It looks pitiful.
  
  > hit Uncle
  Hey! This game isn't called "The day I attacked Stalin!"
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a cupcake
  a knife
  a pole hook
  a flintlock
  a roll of duct tape
  
  > Go south
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.)
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "You know how we could solve this finanical crisis? Just disallow women to work! They're stealing hard working men's job worse then foreigners."
  
  > examine Pool
  A small, pool, lacking a ladder of similiar equipment. It's just a huge body of water, trapped by greenish, ugly tiles.
  
  > look in Pool
  No, you need both hands to swim.
  
  You find nothing of interest.
  
  > examine the wall
  Quite high. But climbable.
  
  > examine the undergrowth
  Thick undergrowth. You think you glimpse something, though.
  
  > take the mouse
  You already have that.
  
  > drop all
  toy mouse: Dropped.
  cupcake: Dropped.
  knife: Dropped.
  pole hook: Dropped.
  flintlock: Dropped.
  roll of duct tape: Dropped.
  
  > Swim
  In the Swimming Pool (swimming [obviously])
  You are surrounded by clear, cold water.
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Hey, women can't park...And Paul is kinda effiminate...so he can't park, too?"
  
  > get out
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.)
  
  You can also see a roll of duct tape, a flintlock, a pole hook, a knife, a cupcake and a toy mouse here.
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Hey, Alex, you're wearing really subtle makeup. And the clothes you're wearing? Not very fashionable. Maybe you're not really gay. Maybe you just need a real woman."
  
  > Swim
  In the Swimming Pool (swimming [obviously])
  You are surrounded by clear, cold water.
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "I'm really scared of all the terrorists. I mean, they own all the delis, and who knows what they put in our food."
  
  > hold the breath
  You hold your breath.
  
  > Go up
  You can't go that way.
  
  You can't hold your breath any longer.
  
  > go outside
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.)
  
  You can also see a roll of duct tape, a flintlock, a pole hook, a knife, a cupcake and a toy mouse here.
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "I don't get why I'm called sexist just because I say men should be allowed to hit their women. I think we all agree that talking to them never helps anyway."
  
  > climb the wall
  You manage to scramble over the wall.
  
  You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here.
  
  A broken plank lies here. It has a sticker on it.
  
  > examine the plank
  This plank has been  broken in two . The sticker reads: "Take that, you godless vandals!"
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a plank
  
  > go to the east
  You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden.
  
  You can see a golf cart (closed) here.
  
  > examine the cart
  A new Alien Tech(tm) powered golf cart stand here. Looks like they learned their lesson from the two you crashed. This one has an Alien Tech(tm) powered swipe card reader.
  
  > open the cart
  It seems to be locked.
  
  > go northeast
  A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane.
  Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest.
  
  A plastic-eating snake slithers around here.
  
  > examine the snake
  It's a weird hybrid, developed through Alien Tech (tm). They eat all the garbage. With that problem solved, everyone  can focus on the climate.The plastic eating snake has eaten something square. Queer.
  
  > cut the snake
  Cutting him up would achieve little.
  
  > squeeze the snake
  Keep your hands to yourself.
  
  > examine the gate
  It's a lovely gate, the club's motto "Nos es superbus nostri balls!" engraved above it. (Yes, it has a stone arc, but that's unimportant.)
  
  > open gate
  It seems to be locked.
  
  > go to the south-west
  You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden.
  
  You can see a golf cart (closed) here.
  
  > Go west
  You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here.
  
  > drop the plank
  Dropped.
  
  > climb the wall
  You manage to scramble over the wall.
  
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.)
  
  You can also see Uncle Wally, a roll of duct tape, a flintlock, a pole hook, a knife, a cupcake and a toy mouse here.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a pole hook
  a toy mouse
  
  > check what you're carrying
  You are carrying:
  a toy mouse
  
  > About yourself
  You're Alex. A middle-aged guy in combats boots, jeans, T-shirt and leather jacket. You normally wear your hair cropped short, but Alex convinced you to grow it out, and you must admit you really like it.
  
  > take all
  pole hook: Taken.
  flintlock: Taken.
  knife: Taken.
  cupcake: Taken.
  
  > shoot mouse
  You can only do that to something animate.
  
  > drop all
  cupcake: Dropped.
  knife: Dropped.
  flintlock: Dropped.
  pole hook: Dropped.
  roll of duct tape: Dropped.
  toy mouse: Dropped.
  
  > climb the wall
  You manage to scramble over the wall.
  
  You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here.
  
  You can see a plank here.
  
  > go to the east
  You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden.
  
  You can see a golf cart (closed) here.
  
  > ask the snake about the food
  *hiss* *hiss* Unblinking stare.
  
  > throw up
  The snake has better things to do.
  
  > Help
  [That command asks to do something outside of play, so it can only make sense from you to me. The snake cannot be asked to do this.]
  
  > Go west
  You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here.
  
  > climb the wall
  You manage to scramble over the wall.
  
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.)
  
  You can also see a toy mouse, a roll of duct tape, a pole hook, a flintlock, a knife, a cupcake and Uncle Wally here.
  
  > take all
  toy mouse: Taken.
  roll of duct tape: Taken.
  pole hook: Taken.
  flintlock: Taken.
  knife: Taken.
  cupcake: Taken.
  
  > show the mouse to Uncle
  Uncle Wally is unimpressed.
  
  > tape wally
  What do you want to tape Uncle Wally to?
  
  > go north
  The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are more people here than in the living room.
  
  People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and talking.
  
  On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, providing music.
  Right now, it's playing:"Cheerleader of Dementia" by Lesbians hate time travel.
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "So, do you and Paul see a lot of musicals?"
  
  > look at the speakers
  Small...speakers. Connected ...to the ... laptop.
  
  > examine counters
  They are weighted down with the buffet.
  
  > eat the buffet
  (first taking Food)
  
  NOM!NOM!NOM! (There is still much food left)
  
  > go north
  Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either westwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South.
  
  Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and talking about how alien tech really didn't change the world as much as expected.
  
  Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks.
  
  You can also see a sleeping pirate here.
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Haw, haw, with Alex and you I'm no doubt who's the man and who's the woman in the relationship. Or do you call them butches? No, that's only lesbos, right?"
  
  > look at the backpacks
  Most people arrived directly from last-minute College courses and brought their stuff with them.
  
  > search the backpacks
  Oh, some joker from med school brought his stuff in a body bag with a shoulder strap. You empty it on the heap and take it along. Might get useful, what with this game's title and all.
  
  > get the eyepatch
  It's hard work, but you resist the urge to snap the eyepatch against the pirates head.
  
  > Wear the bag
  You put on the body bag.
  
  > put all except the bag in the bag
  toy mouse: Done.
  cupcake: Done.
  knife: Done.
  flintlock: Done.
  pole hook: Done.
  roll of duct tape: Done.
  
  > go south
  The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are more people here than in the living room.
  
  People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and talking.
  
  On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, providing music.
  Right now, it's playing: "The Final Countdown" by Europe..
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "You know how we could solve this finanical crisis? Just disallow women to work! They're stealing hard working men's job worse then foreigners."
  
  > Go south
  Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
  
  The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.)
  
  Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Hey, women can't park...And Paul is kinda effiminate...so he can't park, too?"
  
  > climb the wall
  You manage to scramble over the wall.
  
  You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here.
  
  > go to the east
  You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden.
  
  You can see a golf cart (closed) here.
  
  > Go northeast
  A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane.
  Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest.
  
  A plastic-eating snake slithers around here.
  
  You can also see a plank here.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a body bag (being worn and open)
  a roll of duct tape
  a pole hook
  a flintlock
  a knife
  a cupcake
  a toy mouse
  
  > give the mouse to the snake
  The snake regurgitates a swipe card. Then she unhooks her jaw and swallows the toy mouse.
  
  SQUEAK!
  
  > take the swipe card
  You already have that.
  
  SQUEAK!
  
  > look at card
  A swipe card covered in snake saliva.
  
  SQUEAK!
  
  > Clean card
  You achieve nothing by this.
  
  SQUEAK!
  
  > unlock cart with the card
  You open the golf cart.
  
  > open the cart
  That's already open.
  
  > look in cart
  The golf cart is empty.
  
  > get in the cart
  You get into the golf cart.