text: [Themes: horror, Comedy, Lovecraftian]
  
  > Look around
  Milkweed (Caleb Wilson) (on the stone altar)
  It is possible to feel claustrophobia out of doors. Sunlight fills the sky but somehow doesn't reach you here. Steep banks of bramble rise to the east and west, trapping you within a gloomy trough a dozen yards wide. A poorly-surfaced road leads north and south along the trough's nadir. Just west of it, camouflaged with rust, is the train track.
  
  A tremendous patch of milkweed, the stems abnormally thick and tall, grows on the east side of the road beneath the thorn bank.
  
  (That earworm is still lodged in your head.)
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  an imaginary basalt sphere
  the diary of Phyllis Cragne
  a postcard of Big Ben
  a giant milkweed leaf (being worn as a mask)
  The Modern Girl's Divination Handbook -- Volume Three
  a pull-string doll
  a glass jar containing an insect
  a half-full styrofoam coffee cup
  a familiar gold wristwatch
  a brass winding key
  
  An earworm is lodged deeply in your head.
  
  > examine the coffee
  The swirls in your cup form concentric circles. Lack of a symbolic image means that you have accomplished everything you must in your current environment and should move on to find new challenges in order to grow as a person.
  
  > get up
  You get off the stone altar.
  
  It is possible to feel claustrophobia out of doors. Sunlight fills the sky but somehow doesn't reach you here. Steep banks of bramble rise to the east and west, trapping you within a gloomy trough a dozen yards wide. A poorly-surfaced road leads north and south along the trough's nadir. Just west of it, camouflaged with rust, is the train track.
  
  A tremendous patch of milkweed, the stems abnormally thick and tall, grows on the east side of the road beneath the thorn bank.
  
  A green stone altar, once at the center of the shack, stands amidst broken boards and milkweed.
  
  (That earworm is still lodged in your head.)
  
  > take the earworm
  The earworm is seemingly resistant to all forms of interaction, and simply acknowledging it gives it strength:
  
  He drinks a whiskey drink / he drinks a vodka drink / he drinks a lager drink / he drinks a cider drink! Damn it, Chumbawamba is
  still stuck in your head.
  
  > Sing
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He sings the songs that remind him of the good times / he sings
  the songs that remind him of the better times! Yes, Chumbawamba
  is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Sing
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  Iä get knocked down / but iä get up again / you're never going to
  keep mi-go down! Yes, Chumbawamba is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Sing
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He drinks a wgah drink / he drinks a ph'nglui drink / he drinks a fhtagn drink / he drinks a cthulhu drink! Apparently Chumbawamba
  is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Sing
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He sings the songs that remind him of the r'lyeh times / he sings
  the songs that remind him of the leng times! Well, Chumbawamba is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Continue
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  Iä get knocked down / but iä get up again / you're never going
  pha'zr keep mi-go down! Apparently Chumbawamba is still stuck in
  your head.
  
  > continue
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He drinks a wazr'cb drink / he drinks a ph'nglui drink / he drinks
  a fhtagn phleh / he drinks a cthulhu drink! Damn it, Chumbawamba
  is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Continue
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He sings the songs that phleh him of the r'lyeh times / he sings
  the songs that pha'cb him of the leng times! Apparently
  Chumbawamba is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Keep going
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  Iä get knocked down / but phleh get up again / you're hla going
  pha'zr keep mi-go down! Well, Chumbawamba is still stuck in your
  head.
  
  > keep going
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He drinks a wazr'cb drink / he wazr'zr a ph'nglui drink / mp'zo
  drinks a fhtagn phleh / hla drinks a cthulhu drink! Well,
  Chumbawamba is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Keep going
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He sings the songs that phleh him of the r'lyeh nfah / hla sings
  the songs that pha'cb him of gla'cb leng times! Well, Chumbawamba
  is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Keep going
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  Iä nfah knocked down / but phleh get up again / gla'zr hla going pha'zr keep gla'zo down! Yes, Chumbawamba is still stuck in your
  head.
  
  > Keep going
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He drinks mglw wazr'cb drink / he wazr'zr a ph'nglui drink / mp'zo drinks a nfah wga'cb / hla drinks a cthulhu drink! Yes,
  Chumbawamba is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Continue
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He sings the songs that phleh him of the mglw nfah / hla cto the
  songs that pha'cb him of gla'cb leng times! Yes, Chumbawamba is
  still stuck in your head.
  
  > continue
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  Iä nfah knocked down / wgah phleh get up again / gla'zr cto going pha'zr keep gla'zo down! Damn it, Chumbawamba is still stuck in
  your head.
  
  > Continue
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He drinks mglw wazr'cb drink / wgah wazr'zr a ph'nglui drink /
  mp'zo drinks a fgl wga'cb / hla cto a cthulhu drink! Damn it, Chumbawamba is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Keep going
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He sings the songs that phleh him fgl the mglw nfah / hla cto the songs wgah pha'cb him of gla'cb leng times! Damn it, Chumbawamba
  is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Keep going
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  Iä nfah gneh down / hwu phleh get up again / gla'zr cto going
  pha'zr keep gla'zo down! Damn it, Chumbawamba is still stuck in
  your head.
  
  > continue
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He zlee mglw hwu drink / wgah wazr'zr a ph'nglui drink / gneh
  drinks a fgl wga'cb / hla cto a cthulhu drink! Well, Chumbawamba
  is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Keep going
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He sings the songs that phleh him iä the mglw nfah / hla cto the
  songs wgah gneh him of gla'cb leng times! Well, Chumbawamba is
  still stuck in your head.
  
  > Continue
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  Iä nfah gneh down / hwu zlee get up iä / gla'zr fgl going pha'zr
  keep gla'zo down! Yes, Chumbawamba is still stuck in your head.
  
  > Continue
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  Fgl zlee mglw hwu drink / wgah wazr'zr a hla drink / gneh drinks a
  fgl wga'cb / iä cto a cthulhu drink! Damn it, Chumbawamba is
  still stuck in your head.
  
  > Keep going
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  He sings the songs that phleh him iä the izh nfah / hla cto the
  songs fgl gneh him of gla'cb leng times! Damn it, Chumbawamba is
  still stuck in your head.
  
  > Continue
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  Iä izh gneh down / hwu zlee get izh iä / gla'zr fgl hla pha'zr
  keep gla'zo down! Well, Chumbawamba is still stuck in your head.
  
  > keep going
  Your lips sing along, almost involuntarily, to the earworm in your head:
  
  Fgl izh mglw hwu drink / wgah wazr'zr izh hla drink / gneh drinks
  a fgl nyar / iä cto a cthulhu drink! Damn it, Chumbawamba is
  still stuck in your head.