text: [Themes: Surreal, surreal, combat]
  
  > look around
  The bluefin tuna looks like it is going to try and shake you down for lunch money.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 38 ]
  
  > look under tuna
  There's nothing under the bluefin tuna.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 38 ]
  
  > search the tuna
  You find nothing of interest.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 38 ]
  
  > Go outside
  No way you're running from no damn fish. It ends here, one way or another.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 38 ]
  
  > get on the tuna
  I don't know how to get on the bluefin tuna.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 38 ]
  
  > cut the tuna
  What do you want to cut it with?
  
  > enter the tuna
  I don't know how to enter the bluefin tuna.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 38 ]
  
  > eat the tuna
  The bluefin tuna doesn't appear appetizing.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 38 ]
  
  > Poke tuna
  I don't know the word "tall".
  
  Poking the bluefin tuna doesn't seem to have any effect.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 38 ]
  
  > slice the tuna
  I don't know the word "can".
  
  What do you want to cut it with?
  
  > Slap fish
  Whap! You hit the tuna like it is a punching bag.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 8     Bluefin Tuna: 36 ]
  
  > Inventory
  You are empty-handed.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 9     Bluefin Tuna: 36 ]
  
  > Kiss tuna
  Erm, that's a different game, I think.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 36 ]
  
  > take the tuna
  The bluefin tuna evades your grasp. You won't stop them by a simple catch and release program, anyway. It is time to settle this, once and for all.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 36 ]
  
  > pull the tuna
  I don't know the word "buna".
  
  The bluefin tuna evades your grasp. You won't stop them by a simple catch and release program, anyway. It is time to settle this, once and for all.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 36 ]
  
  > examine the tuna
  This bluefin is the type to hide in a pod of dolphins, nevermind the consequences.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 36 ]
  
  > Inventory
  You are empty-handed.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 36 ]
  
  > examine the fin
  The bluefin tuna looks like it is going to try and shake you down for lunch money.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 36 ]
  
  > kick the tuna
  The fish sees your boot coming a mile away and easily evades your kick.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 9     Bluefin Tuna: 36 ]
  
  > Slap tuna
  Your hand stings from the force of the slap.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 7     Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > look at the hand
  You see nothing special about your hands.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 8     Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > About you
  You are sick of fish and the way they look at you. You have had enough. Now, it is payback time.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 9     Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > look at alley
  The alley walls are bright red brick.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > take the brick
  It isn't a particularly well constructed brick wall, but you cannot pry it apart with your fingers.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > kick the brick
  I don't know how to kick the wall.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > climb the brick
  There are no good handholds on the wall.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > hit the wall
  I don't know how to hit the wall.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > Slap wall
  I don't know how to slap the wall.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > eat fish
  The bluefin tuna doesn't appear appetizing.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > listen
  You hear nothing unexpected.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > Plugh
  You invoke the magic word of prayer your grandfather once taught you. But nothing happens. Some secrets are not passed down from generation to generation, but are simply lost.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > catch the tuna
  The bluefin tuna evades your grasp. You won't stop them by a simple catch and release program, anyway. It is time to settle this, once and for all.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 34 ]
  
  > give the tuna a the swirlie
  Thud! The solid body of the tuna shakes a little under the blow.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 8     Bluefin Tuna: 32 ]
  
  I don't know the word "swirlie".
  
  > give the lunch money to the tuna
  The bluefin tuna looks like it is going to try and shake you down for lunch money.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 9     Bluefin Tuna: 32 ]
  
  I don't know the word "lunch".
  
  > Slap fish
  Whap! You hit the tuna like it is a punching bag.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 5     Bluefin Tuna: 28 ]
  
  > Slap fish
  Whap! You hit the tuna like it is a punching bag.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 3     Bluefin Tuna: 26 ]
  
  > Slap fish
  Thud! The solid body of the tuna shakes a little under the blow.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 1     Bluefin Tuna: 24 ]
  
  > rest
  You rest for a moment to regain your strength...
  
  [ Your Stamina: 2     Bluefin Tuna: 24 ]
  
  > rest
  You rest for a moment to regain your strength...
  
  [ Your Stamina: 3     Bluefin Tuna: 24 ]
  
  > rest
  You rest for a moment to regain your strength...
  
  [ Your Stamina: 4     Bluefin Tuna: 24 ]
  
  > rest
  You rest for a moment to regain your strength...
  
  [ Your Stamina: 5     Bluefin Tuna: 24 ]
  
  > rest
  You rest for a moment to regain your strength...
  
  [ Your Stamina: 6     Bluefin Tuna: 24 ]
  
  > rest
  You rest for a moment to regain your strength...
  
  [ Your Stamina: 7     Bluefin Tuna: 24 ]
  
  > rest
  You rest for a moment to regain your strength...
  
  [ Your Stamina: 8     Bluefin Tuna: 24 ]
  
  > rest
  You rest for a moment to regain your strength...
  
  [ Your Stamina: 9     Bluefin Tuna: 24 ]
  
  > examine the tuna
  This bluefin is the type to hide in a pod of dolphins, nevermind the consequences.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 24 ]
  
  > About yourself
  You are sick of fish and the way they look at you. You have had enough. Now, it is payback time.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 10        Bluefin Tuna: 24 ]
  
  > Slap fish
  You slap the tuna hard, but it almost feels like a pat to the side of a horse for all the good it does.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 8     Bluefin Tuna: 22 ]
  
  > Slap fish
  Thud! The solid body of the tuna shakes a little under the blow.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 6     Bluefin Tuna: 20 ]
  
  The bullying tuna advances on you, forcing you to take a step back.
  
  > Poke tuna
  Poking the bluefin tuna doesn't seem to have any effect.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 7     Bluefin Tuna: 20 ]
  
  The big thuggish brute pushes forward further, staring at you sternly.
  
  > kick the tuna
  The fish sees your boot coming a mile away and easily evades your kick.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 7     Bluefin Tuna: 20 ]
  
  You can feel the cold, foul breath of the tuna on your face.
  
  > Punch tuna
  Whap! You hit the tuna like it is a punching bag.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 5     Bluefin Tuna: 18 ]
  
  The tuna threateningly moves closer.
  
  > Punch tuna
  Whap! Another solid hit, using your off hand.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 3     Bluefin Tuna: 16 ]
  
  The bluefin's beady eyes stare at you malevolently.
  
  > Punch tuna
  Whap! And again, with your strong arm, so fast that in a moment, this tuna is going to be chicken of more than just the sea.
  
  [ Your Stamina: 1     Bluefin Tuna: 14 ]
  
  The tuna flaps its tail threateningly.