text: [Themes: silly]
  
  > look at your surroundings
  You've entered the best bakery on Krakatoa. The only bakery on Krakatoa. There's a sign on the wall, and the exit is south.
  
  The baker is here, hoping you'll buy some bread.
  
  In one corner of the bakery, a baby is sleeping, nestled in blankets.
  
  A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
  
  > Go south
  A sparse looking village, but the "El Bakery" on the north side looks most interesting to you. Forest shades the village from the west, and paths lead southwest and south.
  
  In the center of the village is a cannon.
  
  Attached to the back end of the cannon is a mysterious black box.
  
  You can also see Russ here.
  
  Russ enters the forest, to the west.
  
  > Go west
  You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.
  
  There's a fallen branch from one of those unclimbable trees on the ground here.
  
  You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
  
  > take the branch
  Taken.
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  Kari enters from the west.
  
  > examine the branch
  It's a pointy stick about three feet long.
  
  Kari ventures deeper into the forest, towards the volcano.
  
  > go west
  This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.
  
  Kari emerges from the forest, to the north.
  
  > look at the dead sheep
  This poor little lamb has lost its way. (baa baa baa)
  It tripped and fell, and here he'll stay. (baa baa baa)
  A predator ate its flesh away. (baa baa baa)
  And now its stomach greets the day. (baa baa baa)
  
  Yeah. You can see its stomach. Ick.
  
  Kari looks sadly at the dead lamb.
  
  > get the stomach
  You'll need to cut the stomach free, first.
  
  Kari looks sadly at the dead lamb.
  
  > examine stomach
  It's a dried sheep stomach. Gross. In the stomach is a quantity of rennet.
  
  Kari rubs something out of her eye.
  
  > take rennet
  You can't take the rennet without a suitable container. (Or without taking the container it's already in.)
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  Kari leaves you, and goes south.
  
  > Cut stomach
  With what?
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a pointy stick
  a glowing green crystal
  a baguette
  a five liter bottle (which is empty)
  a bag of popcorn
  
  Russ enters from the southeast.
  
  > cut the stomach with the crystal
  You'll need a more suitable cutting tool than that.
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  Russ takes the southeast path back to camp.
  
  > put the rennet in the bag
  You need to be holding the quantity of rennet before you can put it into something else.
  
  The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
  
  > cut the stomach with the stick
  You'll need a more suitable cutting tool than that.
  
  Russ enters from the southeast.
  
  > Go north
  You can easily believe you're far from home. You can't see much except for trees, trees, and more trees in all directions, but at least they provide some welcome shade.
  
  > Go north
  You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.
  
  > go north
  Wow. You're standing on a tiny ledge on the rim, or lip of the volcano. The smoke is blowing into your face, and you can see molten lava far below. Needless to say, it's extremely hot here, and quite a bit dangerous. It's just a suggestion, but you probably shouldn't stay here longer than you absolutely must. Unless you want to melt. Literally.
  
  Gah. Feel that heat! This is too much to endure for long!
  
  > put the crystal in the volcano
  You throw the glowing green crystal into the volcano, and it's gone forever. Unfortunately, the crystal has, shall we say, an adverse effect on our friend the volcano. Don't worry, though. The volcano doesn't erupt. But the crystal starts a chain reaction that makes THE ENTIRE WORLD EXPLODE!
  
  > Leave
  But you aren't in anything at the moment.
  
  Your blood feels like it's about to boil! Time to go!
  
  > Enter
  You can't go that way.
  
  You pass out from the heat, and fall into the VOLCANO! Ahhhhhh!!!
  
  > go south
  Please give one of the answers above.
  
  > Go south
  [Previous turn undone.]
  
  You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.
  
  > Go north
  Wow. You're standing on a tiny ledge on the rim, or lip of the volcano. The smoke is blowing into your face, and you can see molten lava far below. Needless to say, it's extremely hot here, and quite a bit dangerous.
  
  Gah. Feel that heat! This is too much to endure for long!
  
  > jump
  Insanely, you jump into the Krakatoa's fiery cauldron, despite the fact that you are not a polynesian virgin sacrifice. Unfortunately for the rest of the world, it has no time to mock your stupidity, since the entire world explodes shortly thereafter. (What was that crystal, anyway?)
  
  > go to the south
  You're climbing the side of the volcano. There's not much here but volcanic rock. You can head further up to the north, or go down into the forest to the south.
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a pointy stick
  a glowing green crystal
  a baguette
  a five liter bottle (which is empty)
  a bag of popcorn
  
  > Go south
  You can easily believe you're far from home. You can't see much except for trees, trees, and more trees in all directions, but at least they provide some welcome shade.
  
  > Go west
  This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  > Go south
  You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.
  
  The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
  
  > go to the south
  You emerge out of the forest into ...
  "Challenge" Camp
  The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.
  
  You can see Russ and Biff here.
  
  Russ whispers a question to Biff, who nods.
  
  > look at Biff
  Biff Bradclaw is the ever-smiling host of the show, and has the blackest, greasiest hair you've ever seen. Eeww. You can't imagine what the girls back home see in him; he's such an obvious phony.
  
  Russ whispers a question to Biff, who shakes his head.
  
  > examine Russ
  Russ Rohoho is an attractive forty-something with his Hawaiian and Italian mixed heritage. His late night talk show, "Luau Fever", is supposedly very popular in Hawaii, but of course he'd say that.
  
  Russ heads south to the lagoon.
  
  > ask Biff about Russ
  There is no reply.
  
  Russ enters from the lagoon.
  
  > search biff
  You find nothing of interest.
  
  The ground shakes, slightly.
  
  Russ heads south to the lagoon.
  
  > Go west
  A grassy meadow covers this corner of the island. That seems plausible, right? At any rate, several sheep and cows are here, taking advantage of the grass and eating their full. Hills are to the north, towards the volcano, and the camp lies east.
  
  The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
  
  Russ arrives from the south.
  
  > Milk cow
  Pumping vigourously, you fill the five liter bottle with a large quantity of milk. (About five liters. More or less.)
  
  Russ looks at the cows with interest.
  
  > drink the milk
  You're more of a wine and cheese person. You like your milk somewhat thicker and denser, if you know what I mean.
  
  Russ studies the sheep, thoughtfully.
  
  > go east
  "Challenge" Camp
  The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.
  
  You can see Biff here.
  
  > Go north
  You head north into the ...
  Deep Forest
  You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.
  
  You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
  
  > go west
  This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.
  
  > examine the rennet
  Cheesemakers know that rennet contains rennin, a milk-curdling enzyme used in making cheese. For some reason, this isn't common knowledge to cheese eaters. But you know now, right?
  
  The ground shakes, slightly.
  
  > get the rennet
  You can't take the rennet without a suitable container. (Or without taking the container it's already in.)
  
  > get the sheep
  You are *not* going to carry an entire dead lamb about the island.
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  > check your inventory
  You are carrying:
  a pointy stick
  a glowing green crystal
  a baguette
  a five liter bottle
  a large quantity of milk
  a bag of popcorn
  
  A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a pointy stick
  a glowing green crystal
  a baguette
  a five liter bottle
  a large quantity of milk
  a bag of popcorn
  
  > Go east
  You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  A rustling in the forest floor alerts you to Kari's entrance, as she arrives from the north.
  
  > go south
  You emerge out of the forest into ...
  "Challenge" Camp
  The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.
  
  You can see Biff here.
  
  The ground shakes, slightly.
  
  > go south
  This natural lagoon is a perfect place for fishing. You wish your friend Harley was here. Harley loved to go fishing with you when you were kids. The camp is visible to the north, and the beach extends west and east, and of course the ocean fills your view south, all the way to the horizon.
  
  You can see Russ here.
  
  You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
  
  Russ heads back to camp.
  
  > catch the fish
  You'll have to tell me how to do that.
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  Russ arrives from the camp.
  
  > catch the fish with the stick
  You thrust your pointy stick at the swimming fish, but the refraction of the clear water fools you, and your stabs miss their mark. Bubbles rise from the fishes' tiny lips like tiny fishy giggles.
  
  Russ heads back to camp.
  
  > Keep going
  You thrust your pointy stick at the swimming fish, but the refraction of the clear water fools you, and your stabs miss their mark.
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  Kari arrives from the camp.
  
  > Go inside
  You can't go that way.
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  Kari strides off east.
  
  > Swim
  You dive into the lagoon, grabbing wildly at the swimming fish. The water seems to boil as you churn up the water in vain. But when you come up for air, there's a fish caught in -- no, it flops of your shirt back into the lagoon. Damn!
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a pointy stick
  a glowing green crystal
  a baguette
  a five liter bottle
  a large quantity of milk
  a bag of popcorn
  
  There's a brief tremor, then it passes.
  
  > give the popcorn to the fish
  You cleverly drop some of the popcorn into the water, and easily grab one of the fish when they pop up their heads to eat it.
  
  You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
  
  Russ wanders in from the east.
  
  > examine the fish
  (the swimming tuna fish)
  A school of tuna fish are swimming in the sparkling clear lagoon waters. Tempting you.
  
  A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
  
  Russ walks west.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a fresh tuna fish
  a pointy stick
  a glowing green crystal
  a baguette
  a five liter bottle
  a large quantity of milk
  a bag of popcorn
  
  > examine the tuna
  (the swimming tuna fish)
  A school of tuna fish are swimming in the sparkling clear lagoon waters. Tempting you.
  
  > look at the fresh tuna
  It's a freshly-caught funa tish. I mean, it's a freshly-caught tuna fish. One of the ingredients you'll need for your tuna melt.
  
  > go east
  Nice sandy beach. Shame you don't have time to just sit down and enjoy it.
  
  > Go west
  "Challenge" Camp
  The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.
  
  You can see Russ and Biff here.
  
  Russ takes the northwest path.
  
  A grassy meadow covers this corner of the island. That seems plausible, right? At any rate, several sheep and cows are here, taking advantage of the grass and eating their full. Hills are to the north, towards the volcano, and the camp lies east.
  
  You can see Kari here.
  
  The volcano noisily belches more smoke into the air.
  
  Kari looks at the cows with interest.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a fresh tuna fish
  a pointy stick
  a glowing green crystal
  a baguette
  a five liter bottle
  a large quantity of milk
  a bag of popcorn
  
  Kari looks at the cows with interest.
  
  > go east
  "Challenge" Camp
  The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.
  
  You can see Russ and Biff here.
  
  Russ whispers a question to Biff, who nods.
  
  > look at what you're carrying with you
  You are carrying:
  a fresh tuna fish
  a pointy stick
  a glowing green crystal
  a baguette
  a five liter bottle
  a large quantity of milk
  a bag of popcorn
  
  You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
  
  Russ wanders in from the north.
  
  > Go east
  Hm. A swim would be nice, but can't really justify doing that right here and now.
  
  Russ looks at the volcano, worriedly.
  
  > Go west
  "Challenge" Camp
  The "Challenge" camp is set up just north of Krakatoa's southern lagoon. Deep forest separates you from the smoking volcano to the north, and other paths lead west, northwest, northeast, and east.
  
  You can see Biff here.
  
  A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
  
  Russ walks in from the east.
  
  > go north
  You head north into the ...
  Deep Forest
  You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.
  
  The ground shakes, slightly.
  
  > go north
  You can easily believe you're far from home. You can't see much except for trees, trees, and more trees in all directions, but at least they provide some welcome shade.
  
  A parrot squawks as it flies overhead. Beautiful plumage.
  
  > Go south
  You're in a deep forest with lots of those really tall trees with no climbable branches in reach.
  
  You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.
  
  > go west
  This lonely hill might be a tranquil spot normally, but the dead sheep rather spoils the mood. Forest is north and east of you, and more pleasant areas are south and southeast.
  
  > give the milk to the sheep
  You can only do that to something animate.
  
  > examine the sheep
  This poor little lamb has lost its way. (baa baa baa)
  It tripped and fell, and here he'll stay. (baa baa baa)
  A predator ate its flesh away. (baa baa baa)
  And now its stomach greets the day. (baa baa baa)
  
  Yeah. You can see its stomach. Ick.
  
  > look at the stomach
  It's a dried sheep stomach. Gross. In the stomach is a quantity of rennet.
  
  You hear a monkey chittering somewhere nearby.