text: [Themes: fan fiction, quiz, humor]
  
  Master Sensei catches your sleeve before you walk out the door.
  
  "'Sup, Sensei?" You ask, hoping that he hasn't discovered the vase that should be in the dining room. I say should because you maaay or maaay not have sort of accidentally smashed it into smithereens while trying to make a break dance video to Bestie Boy's Intergalactic. You're not very good at dancing. Technically it still counts as break dancing, though, as you did actually break something.
  
  Instead of yelling at you about your failure as a Nen disciple and your bad taste in music, the old master merely strokes his beard, eyeing you up and down like that one guy who hangs out at the park sometimes. He's pretty weird, but he gives you candy! Yay! Candy!
  
  Master only nods. "You are ready!" He says, triumphantly.
  
  "To be the very best?"
  
  "Like no one ever was!...Wait, no. Young Cricket! It's about time you learn what your Nen type is!"
  
  Your jaw drops. Speechless. You don't even squeak when you dropped your authentic Metropolitan brand skateboard onto the delicate toes of your Adidas. It's not candy, but it's better.
  
  Master Sensei, who has been training you in the arts of Nen for the past few years, laughs at your face and gives you a mighty slap on the back. "It's okay, Cricket! You've got the beginning arts down, so you should do just fine! You'll be dope!"
  
  Sensei has been trying to catch up on the cool kid lingo lately, which is not dope. But you're finally going to learn your Hatsu Nen ability! Hopefully your years of training will pay off...
  
  [Author's Note: Nen! It's the energy of life! You've trained for years and finally it's time for your super awesome Water Divination Hatsu test! Find out your Hatsu and make Sensei proud, kiddo. +++ For those of you who don't know, Hatsu and Nen and all that are from this great thing called Hunter X Hunter. You don't have to know HXH stuff to play, but just say'n. Also, this is my first story game (not counting that middle finger to WC a while back) and I wanted to make a cool personality test. You may have multiple paths, so feel free to do whatever. I think martial arts look cool. Have fun!]
  
  > let's do this, yo.
  You head to the training room, which is basically just the living room. There's a squiggly lined solo cup in the middle of the coffee table, full of water with one leaf floating oddly in the middle. The cup is surrounded by doilies. Sensei always thinks about presentation.
  
  Sensei puts his hand on your shoulder and leads you to the table and has you sit down, criss-cross-applesauce, in front of the cup. You feel an overwhelming sense of importance about this whole thing. You shake a little. That leaf is totally staring at you!
  
  The old master paces the floor. "Put your hands around it, and focus all your Ren on that cup! There may be multiple paths for you to follow. Be strong. And then we wait..." His eyes become intense. "We wait for it..."
  
  Excitement bubbles inside you. "...Wait for...what?"
  
  He shrugs.
  
  Well, I guess it's time to find out!
  
  > Okey Dokey!
  Yes! Test time! You put your hands around the cup awkwardly. You then realize that he never specified how, so what if you're doing it wrong? Ugh! As long as you can do your thing, it'll be great.
  
  You begin to apply Ren. But he never specified how, either...
  
  > You'll start off slow, and then get stronger, eventually...
  Cool, your Nen is flowing! But nothing is happening. These things take time, but you were hoping...
  
  Master Sensei is watching you carefully. You realize he looks pretty old, and that he's actually worked really hard to get you to where you are right now. All those screaming matches, Monopoly nights, barely-palatable training drinks...You remember that one time when you two marathonned a full season of Pinky and the Brain when you had a cold. He's put so many years into you. Wow...
  
  In the middle of your thoughts, he gives a startling thumbs up and a wink that screams You're da bomb!
  
  > Master Sensei is the best. You'd do anything for him.
  ...Focus! You're da bomb! You're da bomb!
  
  Oh, man. Sensei just made you think of that vase you broke. The Beastie Boy are tight, but you really broke that thing. Which may in turn break Sensei's heart. He might ban you from your Gameboy forever. Which would, in turn, break your will to survive.
  
  > You're worried about Gameboy. Sensei...not so much.
  It's been a while, and your arms are getting tired. You're sort of worried. Also, you gotta pee.
  
  You don't know what will happen when you fail this test, but if you do, you might cry. And Sensei might cry. And you might pee, out of grief. You worked so hard and came so far, but...
  
  Ouch! Arm aches! And it doesn't look like anything happened yet. And you gotta pee. You better hurry up and do something...Why isn't it working?
  
  Also: You gotta pee.
  
  > have no idea!
  You focus your strength all on that cup. You're tempted to power scream (like they do in the movies, you've seen em'), but you're worried you'll backfire. Focus! Focus! Pee! ...I mean focus!
  
  Sensei watches your efforts with an upsettingly neutral look on his face.
  
  Finally, he puts his hand up. You lower your aching arms, ready to pass out.
  
  "Let's see how you've done, Young Cricket." He clucks enthusiastically. "How do you feel?"
  
  You close your eyes, and you feel a thousand paths lay out in front of you. You could be anything right now.
  
  > ...Eck, you're sure it's whatever.
  Sensei looks in the cup, and then gives you a suspicious sideways glance.
  
  "What's the haps, Sensei?" You ask cheerily.
  
  "Transmuter," He says, sipping the water. "You can change the properties of your aura, just as you can change the properties of your personality."
  
  "What?"
  
  He does a dramatic spin and points at you, finger between your eyes. "I know what you've been up to, Cricket! You're the one spreading college photos of me around Facebook behind my back! And I thought we were friends!"
  
  You're taken aback. It's kind of a wild accusation. What's up with Sensei? "I did no such thing." You answer, coolly.
  
  Sensei studies your face with a fiery anger, and then he melts and sits down next to you, seemingly relieved. "Oh, that's good. I was worried. But seriously! If the Hunter association gets ahold of those..."
  
  "What's wrong, Sensei? You tripp'n?"
  
  "Nope, actually." He hands you the water. It's strangely sweet. "You changed the properties of the water, just as you can change your personality. And your aura, too. You can make it sticky, smooth, electrifying or incredibly hot. Transmuters are notoriously fickle, whimsical, and they can be deceitful. They don't normally show their true selves or their intentions..."
  
  You think back to the vase you destroyed. You sip, trying to stay cool.
  
  "...But I trust that you would never do that to ol' Master Sensei! We have a fantastic bond!"
  
  "Yep."
  
  "I know!" He gets up, grinning like he won the lottery. "I'll order Chinese food and we can watch Full House as a treat! Good job, Cricket!" He dashes off into the kitchen to use the landline.
  
  Meanwhile, you gotta pee. As you walk to the bathroom, you feel an uncontrollable grin crawl across your face. You discovered a couple more frat boy photos of the ol' Master in one of his cabinets, and you just can't wait to rake in the Likes! Hehehehe...