text: > Look around
  This is one of those tiny one-person restrooms.
  
  You can see a mirror, a toilet, a sink and a trash can (in which are a gift certificate and some garbage) here.
  
  > take certificate
  Taken.
  
  > look at the certificate
  Each gift certificate has a picture of Henry McHenry, the mascot of Henry's Burgers on it.
  
  > examine the sink
  The sink has a hot handle and a cold handle and a faucet.
  
  > look at the mirror
  You see yourself. Also, you see some smudges that might be some kind of writing, but they are pretty faint.
  
  > look at the smudges
  The writing is too faint to make out clearly.
  
  > turn on the cold handle
  Cold water pours out of the faucet. You turn the cold handle back off again.
  
  > turn on hot handle
  Hot water pours out of the faucet, filling the small room with clouds of steam. You turn the hot handle back off again.
  
  > go to the southwest
  You push through the swinging door...
  
  You can't be completely sure, but as you re-enter the dining area you could swear that, for just a moment, there was a look of shrewd self-satisfaction on Cindy's face. However, as soon as the restroom door closes behind you, she immediately begins a vague, glazy-eyed inspection of her left hand, her mouth hanging open slightly.
  
  (PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Henry's Burgers
  Like every other HB you've ever been in, this one smells of grease, onions and seasoned salt. A large menu board hangs above a counter, behind which stands a teenage girl wearing a paper hat.
  
  A door in the northeast corner leads to the restroom.
  
  > examine the hat
  You see nothing special about the paper hat.
  
  Cindy seems to notice that there is something written on your shirt. Her brow furrows as if in deep concentration as her lips slowly mouth the words written there.
  
  > examine the buttons
  Cindy is wearing dozens of novelty buttons pinned to her uniform, each a different color and each one emblazoned with a unique and (supposedly) pithy saying. You notice one button that precisely matches the maremelade orange of your shirt.
  
  > ask Cindy about the button
  "Do you like it? Tell you what, I'll give it to you, but first you have to prove you deserve it!"
  
  Cindy fiddles with the novelty buttons on her shirt.
  
  > give the certificate to Cindy
  You should SHOW things TO people instead.
  
  Cindy seems to notice that there is something written on your shirt. Her brow furrows as if in deep concentration as her lips slowly mouth the words written there.
  
  > show the certificate to Cindy
  Cindy gasps and stares in wonder at the gift certificate.
  
  Cindy fiddles with the novelty buttons on her shirt.
  
  > ask Cindy about the button
  "Do you like it? Tell you what, I'll give it to you, but first you have to prove you deserve it!"
  
  Suddenly, a group of Gamers bursts into the restaurant. Their lime-colored shirts read "University Debate Team." They search the restaurant in a logical and thorough manner, but find nothing. The last one out the door shouts "Be it resolved that Smith. will lose big!"
  
  > ask Cindy about the certificate
  Unfortunately, Cindy seems momentarily distracted by a moth buzzing by one of the ceiling lights.
  
  > examine the board
  The menu offers the usual Henry's Burgers fare: hamburgers, cheeseburgers, fries, shakes, sodas, etc.
  
  Cindy suddenly giggles and puts her hands over her mouth.
  
  > show shirt to Cindy
  Cindy gasps and stares in wonder at the team shirt.
  
  > ask Cindy about the burger
  "We have the best in town! You really ought to buy one!"
  
  > show the certificate to Cindy
  Cindy gasps and stares in wonder at the gift certificate.
  
  Suddenly, a group of teenagers bursts into the restaurant. Their green and orange shirts read "Dungeon Masters of Southport." They frantically search the restaurant looking for clues, but find nothing. The last one to leave points at you and shouts "Magicus telum!" before laughing and chasing after her teammates.
  
  > buy the burger
  You must state what you would like to buy the hamburger with.
  
  > buy the burger with the check
  Cindy's eyes light up as she takes your check. She stares at it for several agonizing seconds, sniffs it and even gives it an experimental taste with the tip of her tongue. Finally, she shrugs her shoulders happily and puts it in her register. "Your order will be out in a few minutes!" she says brightly.
  
  > wait
  Time passes.
  
  Cindy fiddles with the novelty buttons on her shirt.
  
  > wait a while
  Time passes.
  
  "Your order is ready!" cries Cindy as she proudly places a fry box on the counter.
  
  > take the box
  Taken.
  
  > go south
  You throw away the fry box on your way out the door.
  
  (PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Cleveland Avenue West
  You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to a Henry's Burgers to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
  
  > Go east
  You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to the Convention Center to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
  
  > Go east
  You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside a number of businesses to the north. Installed in the front wall of one of the businesses is a vending machine of some kind. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
  
  You can see a man playing a saxophone here.
  
  A taxicab drives down the street.
  
  > look at what you're carrying with you
  You are carrying:
  a chocolate chip cookie
  a gift certificate
  a check book
  your team shirt (being worn)
  
  The taxicab disappears into the traffic.
  
  > Go west
  You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to the Convention Center to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
  
  Suddenly, a group of Gamers in silver and blue shirts runs past you, making rude comments about your last name.
  
  > Go west
  You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to a Henry's Burgers to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
  
  Suddenly, a group of Gamers in black and pink shirts runs past. One of them points at you and laughs on his way by.
  
  > Go north
  Like every other HB you've ever been in, this one smells of grease, onions and seasoned salt. A large menu board hangs above a counter, behind which stands a teenage girl wearing a paper hat.
  
  A door in the northeast corner leads to the restroom.
  
  Suddenly, a group of three older men bursts into the restaurant. Their red, white and blue shirts read "Former Presidents of the United States." They search the restaurant for clues in a somewhat dignified manner, but find nothing. Your stare in amazement as Richard Nixon gives you a thumbs-up on his way out.
  
  > ask Cindy about the box
  Unfortunately, Cindy seems momentarily distracted by a moth buzzing by one of the ceiling lights.
  
  > buy the burger with the check
  More than a little concerned about what Cindy might do with your check this time, you decide you don't really need any more food that badly.
  
  Suddenly, a group of men and women bursts into the restaurant. Their gray shirts identify them as "The Implementers." They frantically search the restaurant for clues, but find nothing. One of them high-fives you before following the others out the door. The back of his shirt reads "O'Neill."
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a chocolate chip cookie
  a gift certificate
  a check book
  your team shirt (being worn)
  
  > examine the cookie
  It came in the wrong box and wasn't even on the menu. You have no idea how Cindy could possibly think this is what you wanted.
  
  > go east
  You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside a number of businesses to the north. Installed in the front wall of one of the businesses is a vending machine of some kind. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
  
  You can see a man playing a saxophone here.
  
  Suddenly, a group of fez-wearing men rides past you on what look like brand new miniature cars. Their gold shirts read "Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine - Hahira Delegation." The last driver beeps as he passes by, waving at you merrily.
  
  > show the cookie to the man
  The man playing a saxophone is unimpressed.
  
  > eat the cookie
  You eat the chocolate chip cookie. Not bad.
  
  A taxicab drives down the street.
  
  > look at the list
  (A) The Robert Redford: large, medium roast with cinnamon
  (B) The Princess Di: small, light roast with cream and sugar
  (C) The Stephen King: medium, extra dark roast with cherry
  syrup
  (D) The Air Jordan: extra large, medium roast with extra foam
  (E) The Cyndi Lauper: extra small, light roast with bubble gum
  syrup
  (F) The Mike Tyson: extra large, dark roast, with a shot of
  Tabasco for that extra "punch"
  (G) The Joe Pesci: small macchiato with chocolate sprinkles
  (H) The Scott Baio: plain black coffee
  
  A taxicab drives down the street.
  
  Suddenly, a group of Gamers dashes by. Their lemon yellow shirts read "The Brat Pack." You jump with surprise when Emilio Estevez gives you an encouraging smack on the backside while running past.
  
  > Press east
  (the E button)
  The machine whirs to life. A disposable coffee cup drops from a hidden slot and a jet of hot coffee squirts into the cup. When it has finished a lid drops from the same slot. You secure the lid on the cup before picking it up.
  
  The taxicab disappears into the traffic.
  
  > go to the north
  Like every other HB you've ever been in, this one smells of grease, onions and seasoned salt. A large menu board hangs above a counter, behind which stands a teenage girl wearing a paper hat.
  
  A door in the northeast corner leads to the restroom.
  
  Suddenly, a group of elderly women wearing pink shirts bursts into the restaurant. Their shirts read "Quilting Ladies of Colonial Hills." They tear the place apart looking for clues before dashing back out the door empty-handed. The last one to leave smiles at you while making a rude gesture. She then cackles wickedly and hurries to catch up with her teammates.
  
  > show the coffee to Cindy
  Cindy gasps and stares in wonder at the Cyndi Lauper.
  
  > show the cookie to Cindy
  Cindy gasps and stares in wonder at the chocolate chip cookie.
  
  Cindy fiddles with the novelty buttons on her shirt.
  
  > ask Cindy about the button
  "Do you like it? Tell you what, I'll give it to you, but first you have to prove you deserve it!"
  
  > Go north
  Nah, the Diddlebucker is taking place out here in the city. There's no reason to go back into the Convention Center.
  
  Suddenly, a group of Gamers in black and pink shirts runs past. One of them points at you and laughs on his way by.
  
  > Go east
  You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside a number of businesses to the north. Installed in the front wall of one of the businesses is a vending machine of some kind. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
  
  You can see a man playing a saxophone here.
  
  > show the coffee to the man
  (the Cyndi Lauper to the man playing a saxophone)
  The man playing a saxophone is unimpressed.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a Cyndi Lauper (closed)
  a chocolate chip cookie
  a gift certificate
  a check book
  your team shirt (being worn)
  
  > look at the coffee
  (the Cyndi Lauper)
  It looks like any other disposable coffee cup.
  
  > look at the certificate
  Each gift certificate has a picture of Henry McHenry, the mascot of Henry's Burgers on it.
  
  > go to the north
  You take a good look, but none of the businesses on this side of Cleveland Avenue seem like a good place to find Diddlebucker clues.
  
  Suddenly, a group of Gamers in silver and blue shirts runs past you, making rude comments about your hair.
  
  > look at the man
  The elderly man wearing a black suit and sunglasses sways gently to the tunes coming from his saxophone. At his feet is an overturned black bowler hat. He is currently playing Unchained Melody.
  
  A taxicab drives down the street.
  
  > look at the hat
  The black bowler hat is empty.
  
  The taxicab disappears into the traffic.
  
  > get the cookie
  Taken.
  
  Suddenly, a group of elderly men in loud pants dashes (sort of) past you. Their plaid T-shirts read "Golfing Grandpas of Golden Acres."
  The last one to pass by tips his hat at you in a friendly way.
  
  > look at the list
  (A) The Robert Redford: large, medium roast with cinnamon
  (B) The Princess Di: small, light roast with cream and sugar
  (C) The Stephen King: medium, extra dark roast with cherry
  syrup
  (D) The Air Jordan: extra large, medium roast with extra foam
  (E) The Cyndi Lauper: extra small, light roast with bubble gum
  syrup
  (F) The Mike Tyson: extra large, dark roast, with a shot of
  Tabasco for that extra "punch"
  (G) The Joe Pesci: small macchiato with chocolate sprinkles
  (H) The Scott Baio: plain black coffee
  
  > take certificate
  Taken.
  
  > Wave certificate
  You wave the gift certificate.
  
  > Examine mascot
  The smiling anthropomorphized cheeseburger is giving a "thumbs up" gesture.
  
  > go to the west
  You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to the Convention Center to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
  
  > Go north
  Like every other HB you've ever been in, this one smells of grease, onions and seasoned salt. A large menu board hangs above a counter, behind which stands a teenage girl wearing a paper hat.
  
  A door in the northeast corner leads to the restroom.
  
  Cindy stares at nothing for several seconds, as if fascinated by something only she can see.
  
  > buy the cheeseburger with the certificate
  Once again you think you see a shrewd smile flicker across Cindy's face, though it is replaced so quickly by her usual expression of unbounded cluelessness, that you wonder if you imagined it. She takes the gift certificate and, surprisingly, completes the sale without incident. "Your order will be out in a few minutes!" she says brightly while handing you your change.
  
  > ask Cindy about the button
  "Do you like it? Tell you what, I'll give it to you, but first you have to prove you deserve it!"
  
  Suddenly, a group of fez-wearing men rides into the restaurant on what look like brand new miniature cars. Their gold shirts read "Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine - Hahira Delegation." They drive all around the restaurant looking for clues, but find nothing. Each driver beeps and waves at Cindy on his way out.
  
  > Wait
  Time passes.
  
  > Keep going
  Time passes.
  
  "Your order is ready!" cries Cindy as she proudly places a bag on the counter.
  
  > look at the bag
  It is a white paper bag marked with a stylized HB. The top of the bag has been folded closed.
  
  Suddenly, a group of teenagers bursts into the restaurant. Their silver shirts read "Breakdancers of River Oaks." Their rhythmic search of the restaurant is almost hypnotic, but they come up empty-handed. The last one moonwalks on his way out.
  
  Cindy seems to notice that there is something written on your shirt. Her brow furrows as if in deep concentration as her lips slowly mouth the words written there.
  
  > open the bag
  You unfold the top of the bag.
  
  Cindy gives you a cheerful wave.
  
  > examine the bag
  It is a white paper bag marked with a stylized HB.
  
  In the bag is a styrofoam carton.
  
  > open the carton
  You open the styrofoam carton, revealing a hot dog.
  
  > show the hot dog to Cindy
  (first taking the hot dog)
  Cindy gasps and stares in wonder at the hot dog.
  
  Cindy stares at nothing for several seconds, as if fascinated by something only she can see.
  
  > put the hot dog in the carton
  You put the hot dog into the styrofoam carton.
  
  > go south
  You throw away the white paper bag on your way out the door.
  
  (PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Cleveland Avenue West
  You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to a Henry's Burgers to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
  
  Suddenly, a group of elderly men in loud pants dashes (sort of) past you. Their plaid T-shirts read "Golfing Grandpas of Golden Acres."
  The last one to pass by tips his hat at you in a friendly way.
  I beg your pardon?
  
  > Go east
  You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside a number of businesses to the north. Installed in the front wall of one of the businesses is a vending machine of some kind. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
  
  You can see a man playing a saxophone here.
  
  A taxicab drives down the street.
  
  Suddenly, a group of Gamers in blue and white shirts comes into view. They are discussing the blue and white card that one of them is holding, but when they see you, they lower their voices and eye you suspiciously until they pass by.
  
  > put the carton in the hat
  The saxophone player gives his hat a light kick with his foot, knocking the styrofoam carton onto the concrete sidewalk.
  
  The taxicab disappears into the traffic.
  
  > take the hot dog
  Taken.
  
  Suddenly, a group of fez-wearing men rides past you on what look like brand new miniature cars. Their gold shirts read "Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine - Hahira Delegation." The last driver beeps as he passes by, waving at you merrily.
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  some change
  a chocolate chip cookie
  a Cyndi Lauper (closed)
  a check book
  your team shirt (being worn)
  
  > put change in the hat
  applause of several passersby. He then turns to you and pulls open one side of his suit coat, revealing an inside pocket full of several cards, each of a different color. He rifles through the cards for a moment before handing you one that matches the exact maremelade orange of your shirt. Tipping his hat to you, he begins playing again.
  
  A taxicab drives down the street.
  
  > show the card to Cindy
  Cindy jumps up and down and claps her hands. "I knew it!" she cries. "They told me that someone might show me a card like that and if so, I'm supposed to give you one of these." She unpins the maremelade orange button from her shirt and hands it to you.
  
  > Examine button
  Emblazoned on the maremelade orange button are the words "THE FUTURE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE!"
  
  Suddenly, a group of young men and women bursts into the restaurant. Their crimson shirts read "Young Republicans of Riverside." They frantically search the restaurant for clues, but come up empty-handed. The last one to dash out the door shouts "Let's win this one for the Gipper!"
  
  > wear the button
  You put on the maremelade orange button.
  
  Suddenly, a group of three older men bursts into the restaurant. Their red, white and blue shirts read "Former Presidents of the United States." They search the restaurant for clues in a somewhat dignified manner, but find nothing. Your stare in amazement as Jimmy Carter gives you a thumbs-up on his way out.
  
  > wait for the cab
  You wait for the taxi. After several moments, you see one coming down the street.
  
  You whistle sharply and the taxicab pulls to the curb. You open the door and climb inside...
  
  This is an older vehicle, but it's surprisingly clean. The pine tree air freshener is a nice touch. The cab driver sits in the front seat. You notice an instruction placard and an ID card affixed to the dashboard.
  
  The driver glances at you in the rear-view mirror. "Hey, you're one of them Gamers, aren't you?" he asks, a broad smile on his face. "You know, me and my buddies played the Diddlebucker back in '79. We came in third place outta like eighty teams. Not bad, eh?"
  
  > examine the placard
  "To ask the cab driver to take you somewhere, just type TRAVEL.
  
  Also, when near a road, you may type WAIT FOR TAXI to wait for the taxi to arrive."
  
  > go north
  "Hmm... I don't know that place, Gamer."
  
  > Inventory
  You are carrying:
  a maremelade orange button (being worn)
  the first maremelade orange riddle card
  a chocolate chip cookie
  a Cyndi Lauper (closed)
  a check book
  your team shirt (being worn)
  
  > look at the card
  (the first maremelade orange riddle card)
  One side of the maremelade orange card bears a large number "1." On the other is the following poem:
  
  IT HAS A BED AND A MOUTH
  AND SOME BRANCHES ALSO
  
  IT GOES WELL WITH BOARD
  SIDE, MOON, SLEEP AND CAKE
  
  > show the card to the driver
  (the first maremelade orange riddle card to the cab driver)
  The cab driver is unimpressed.
  
  > River Walk
  "Ok, here we go." The cabbie starts the meter and pulls into traffic. He expertly drives you through the city for several minutes before finally arriving at your destination. You pay the fee (plus a generous tip) by check and exit the cab. "Good luck, Gamer!" the cabbie calls to you through the window before pulling away.
  
  River Walk (South)
  The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the southernmost portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. Some kind of concert is being performed on the eastern side of the river. A large crowd has congregated here, blocking passage to the east. They seem to be enjoying the view of the river.