Prizon
Jason Gamble
Unfinishable
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You're dragged out of the medic's station bunk just before dawn by two burly guards. Still sore and bruised from your last beating, you're dizzy and can be sure of only one thing: the next beating will be your last. You almost died from the one that knocked you off your feet for the last three weeks and the only thing you did to earn that one was accidentally making eye contact with one of the guards in the exercise yard.

You must get out of here...
You must get out of here... before anyone figures out why you're in here.
Your silence is the only weapon you have. Their ignorance is the only reason you're still alive.

You can see Door Delta 402, your shelf (on which are your cup (in which are your toothbrush and your tube of toothpaste), a pack of cigarettes and a copy of the Baker of Shireton (closed)), your bed, a sink (empty), a ventilation duct (closed) and a fire sprinkler here.
You read baker
It's a fantasy novel based on the famous "Age of Aeons" MMORPG called "the Baker of Shireton". There seems to be something hidden in the book.
You open the book
You open the copy of the Baker of Shireton, revealing a postcard.
You look at the postcard
It's got a picture of a naked lady on one side, and the scribblings of a lunatic on the other.
You read the scribblings
There's glyphs, but it's not language. It's the nonsensical hieroglyphics of a maniac. Looks like he wrote it with shit. You'd sniff it, but you're reasonably certain it'll end up being shit. Rat shit. Used to be a lot of rats around until the crazy fucker that used to stay in your cell ate them all.
You examine the cigarettes
An unopened pack of smokes. You haven't opened it yet because smoking is bad for you.
You open it
No way. They're more valuable in this condition anyway.
You examine the cup
A tall, clear Permaplastic cup. Moldproof and dishwasher safe. Rounded edges, and too rubbery to work as an improvised weapon.

In your cup are your toothbrush and your tube of toothpaste.
You examine the toothbrush
It's a moldproof toothbrush. Even though it's long and thing, it can't be made into a shiv because it's made of Permaplastic.
You examine the toothpaste
It's empty, and the cap is missing.
You examine the shelf
On your shelf are your cup (in which are your toothbrush and your tube of toothpaste), a pack of cigarettes and a copy of the Baker of Shireton (in which is a postcard).
You look at the bed
Your bed is, of course, a standard bunk built into the far wall. No blanket, no pillow. Just a slab that's somehow more comfortable than it looks.
You examine sink
The sink is nothing special. Just a faucet and a drain.
Examine duct
(the ventilation duct)
Thanks to clever engineering when they built the prison, the ventilation duct is only three by three inches tall and wide. You're not getting out that way. Might be able to open it for storage though.
You open it
It seems to be locked.
You examine the sprinkler
If the guards catch you messing around with that they'll beat you for hours.
You examine the faucet
The faucet is rustproof, stainless, shiny, voice activated, and broken. The knob is missing.

The faucet is currently switched off.
You examine drain
It's clogged. It might be connected to the broken faucet.
About yourself
Inmate D402-JDK. At least, that's what that print on your jumpsuit says.
You examine the jumpsuit
It's a snug fitting onesie with rubbery soles, and you can't take it off. It's designed to be uncomfortable to keep inmates from having enough range of movement to put up much of a fight. It can also serve as a stabproof vest, pajamas, and thanks to clever design, functions as a shower and toilet. Sadly it does not have pockets out of security concerns. It also makes it impossible to masturbate. All of this makes inmates wearing them extremely agitated, limiting their ability to pool their talents and cause trouble.
You turn the faucet
Nothing obvious happens.
You turn on the sink
It's broken. The thing you twist on top is missing.
You take the tube
Taken.
You open the duct
(the ventilation duct)
It seems to be locked.
You unlock the duct with the tube
(the ventilation duct with your tube of toothpaste)
That won't work. You need something long and thin yet sturdy for that.
You unlock the duct with toothbrush
(the ventilation duct with your toothbrush)
You pry the toothbrush through the grating of the duct panel and manage to unlock the maintenance latch behind the panel. Thanks to your clever reasoning, you can now use the ventilation duct to store some stuff.
You open the duct
(the ventilation duct)
You open the ventilation duct, revealing a three of clubs and a napkin.
You look at three
It's the three of clubs.
You examine the napkin
It has the name 'Layla' on it in girly handwriting, with underneath her phone number. Lots of twos, sevens and nines... you think. Some fucker put a cold glass of ice water on it or something, and it's all blurry. You try to read it and you think it's... 227-277-2292. Well, there's only 59'049 possibilities, you could try them all.
Close duct
(the ventilation duct)
You close the ventilation duct.
You put the toothbrush in the cup
You put your toothbrush into your cup.
You put the tube in the cup
You put your tube of toothpaste into your cup.
You open the Door
You open Door Delta 402.
Go south
You can see Door Delta 402 and Guard 176 here.
You look at the Guard
Everyone's on edge. They'll probably beat you if you try approaching them. Discretion is the better part of valor plus it's nice to have teeth, so let's not draw any attention to yourself.
You look west
Roof access is to the west.
You look east
Delta Courtyard is to the east.
Go west
If Guard 176 spots you as much as looking in that direction he's likely to beat you.
Go east
You can see Guard 405, Wan Baw McGraw, Jack 'the Masturbator' Hoff and Tommy 'the Strangler' Jones here.
You look south
The Library is to the south.
Go south
You can see a library bag (closed) here.
You examine the bag
It's a messenger bag that one can wear thanks to an adjustable strap. It's used to collect library books that found their way out of the library and return them. It could help you carry things around without raising suspicion.
You look west
Alpha Courtyard is to the west.
You look east
Charlie Courtyard is to the east.
You look south
Bravo Courtyard is to the south.
You look in the bag
You thoroughly inspect the library bag ... of course you start by opening the library bag. The library bag is empty.
Wear the bag
You put on the library bag.
You examine the bag
It's a messenger bag that one can wear thanks to an adjustable strap. It's used to collect library books that found their way out of the library and return them. It could help you carry things around without raising suspicion.
Show bag to Wan
Wan Baw McGraw is unimpressed.
Go west
You can see Door Delta 402 and Guard 176 here.
Go north
>
No
You could take it easy in your cell and continue tomorrow. >

You decide to stick it out and brave the violent sociopaths out there in the prison.
Yes
You can see Door Delta 402, your shelf (on which are your cup (in which are your tube of toothpaste and your toothbrush), a pack of cigarettes and a copy of the Baker of Shireton (in which is a postcard)), your bed, a sink (empty), a ventilation duct (closed) and a fire sprinkler here.
You enter the bed
You get onto your bed.
Sleep
You get comfy - as comfy as you can - and sleep until morning.

D402 (on your bed)
You can see Door Delta 402, your shelf (on which are your cup (in which are your tube of toothpaste and your toothbrush), a pack of cigarettes and a copy of the Baker of Shireton (in which is a postcard)), a sink (empty), a ventilation duct (closed) and a fire sprinkler here.
You stand
You get off your bed.

You can see Door Delta 402, your shelf (on which are your cup (in which are your tube of toothpaste and your toothbrush), a pack of cigarettes and a copy of the Baker of Shireton (in which is a postcard)), your bed, a sink (empty), a ventilation duct (closed) and a fire sprinkler here.
You take all from the duct
(the ventilation duct)
three of clubs: Taken.
napkin: Taken.
You look at three
It's the three of clubs.
You look at napkin
It has the name 'Layla' on it in girly handwriting, with underneath her phone number. Lots of twos, sevens and nines... you think. Some fucker put a cold glass of ice water on it or something, and it's all blurry. You try to read it and you think it's... 792-999-9929. Well, there's only 59'049 possibilities, you could try them all.
You put the card and napkin in the duct
(the ventilation duct)
three of clubs: Done.
napkin: Done.
You listen to the duct
(the ventilation duct)
You hear nothing unexpected.
Close duct
(the ventilation duct)
You close the ventilation duct.
You look in drain
You thoroughly inspect the drain ... You find nothing of interest.
You move the bed
It is fixed in place.
You take the shelf
That's fixed in place.
You open the Door
That's already open.
You put the pack in the bag
You put the pack of cigarettes into the library bag.

The buzzer screeches a low drone. Time to get back to the cell. No running and no slacking. Violation of curfue gets you a beating.

You can see Door Delta 402, your shelf (on which are your cup (in which are your tube of toothpaste and your toothbrush) and a copy of the Baker of Shireton (in which is a postcard)), your bed, a sink (empty), a ventilation duct (closed) and a fire sprinkler here.
You open the duct
(the ventilation duct)
You open the ventilation duct, revealing a napkin and a three of clubs.
You put napkin and the clubs in the bag
napkin: (first taking the napkin)
Done.
three of clubs: (first taking the three of clubs)
Done.
Close duct
(the ventilation duct)
You close the ventilation duct.
You look at what you're carrying with you
You're empty-handed.
You take the bag
You already have that.
About yourself
Inmate D402-JDK. At least, that's what that print on your jumpsuit says.
You remove the bag
You take off the library bag.
Inventory
You're carrying a library bag.
You examine the bag
It's a messenger bag that one can wear thanks to an adjustable strap. It's used to collect library books that found their way out of the library and return them. It could help you carry things around without raising suspicion.

In the library bag are a three of clubs, a napkin and a pack of cigarettes.
You put postcard in the bag
(first taking the postcard)
You put the postcard into the library bag.
You put the book in the bag
the copy of the Baker of Shireton: Done.
You open the Door
It seems to be locked.
You get in the bed
You get onto your bed.
Sleep
You get comfy - as comfy as you can - and sleep until morning.

D402 (on your bed)
You can see Door Delta 402, your shelf (on which is your cup (in which are your tube of toothpaste and your toothbrush)), a sink (empty), a ventilation duct (closed) and a fire sprinkler here.
You stand
You get off your bed.

You can see Door Delta 402, your shelf (on which is your cup (in which are your tube of toothpaste and your toothbrush)), your bed, a sink (empty), a ventilation duct (closed) and a fire sprinkler here.
You open the Door
That's already open.
Go south
You can see Door Delta 402 and Guard 176 here.
You show the postcard to Jack
(first taking the postcard)
Jack 'the Masturbator' Hoff is unimpressed.
You show the lady to Jack
(first taking the naked lady)
That seems to be a part of the postcard.
You show napkin to Jack
(first taking the napkin)
Jack 'the Masturbator' Hoff is unimpressed.
You show the postcard to the strangler
Tommy 'the Strangler' Jones is unimpressed.
Show clubs to Wan
(first taking the three of clubs)
You're carrying too many things already.
Show postcard to Wan
Wan Baw McGraw is unimpressed.
You put the postcard in bag
You put the postcard into the library bag.
You show the cigarettes to Wan
(first taking the pack of cigarettes)
Wan Baw McGraw is unimpressed.
You show the cigarettes to Jack
Jack 'the Masturbator' Hoff is unimpressed.
You check your inventory
You're carrying a pack of cigarettes, a napkin and a library bag.
Napkin in bag
pack of cigarettes: Done.
napkin: Done.
Light cigarette
This dangerous act would achieve little.
You eat napkin
That's plainly inedible.
You go to the north
You can see Guard 405, Wan Baw McGraw, Jack 'the Masturbator' Hoff and Tommy 'the Strangler' Jones here.
You give the pack to Wan
(first taking the pack of cigarettes)
Wan Baw McGraw doesn't seem interested.
Yes
You can see Door Delta 402, your shelf (on which is your cup (in which are your tube of toothpaste and your toothbrush)), your bed, a sink (empty), a ventilation duct (closed) and a fire sprinkler here.
You open the duct
(the ventilation duct)
You open the ventilation duct.
You enter the duct
(the ventilation duct)
That's not something you can enter.
Search duct
(the ventilation duct)
You thoroughly inspect the ventilation duct ... The ventilation duct is empty.
You search the bed
You thoroughly inspect your bed ... There is nothing on your bed.
Search sink
You thoroughly inspect the sink ... The sink is empty.
You search the sprinkler
You thoroughly inspect the fire sprinkler ... You find nothing of interest.
Go south
The door is locked. It won't open until morning, save for an emergency like a fire or something.
You enter the bed
You get onto your bed.
Sleep
You get comfy - as comfy as you can - and sleep until morning.

D402 (on your bed)
You can see Door Delta 402, your shelf (on which is your cup (in which are your tube of toothpaste and your toothbrush)), a sink (empty), a ventilation duct (empty) and a fire sprinkler here.
You drop the pack
Dropped.
You wait
Time passes.
You take pack
Taken.
Go north
You can see a pack of cigarettes, Guard 405, Wan Baw McGraw, Jack 'the Masturbator' Hoff and Tommy 'the Strangler' Jones here.
You search the jumpsuit
You thoroughly inspect your jumpsuit ... You'll get in trouble if anything happens to the jumpsuit.
You put the card in the Door
Which do you mean, the postcard or the three of clubs?
Three
(first taking the three of clubs)
That can't contain things.
You read three
It's the three of clubs.
Turn card
(the three of clubs)
Nothing obvious happens.