You Are a Turkey!
Jacqueline A. Lott
Joke Game SpeedIF thanksgiving Thanksgiving Speed-IF Turkey walkthrough
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It's bleak here, and there is a foreboding sense of fear in the air that you could cut with a knife.

That is, you could cut it with a knife if you had a knife.

Or opposable thumbs.

You are a Turkey!
A truly speedy Speed IF. by Jacqueline A Lott

If this is your first time playing this game, you should type ABOUT at the prompt.
I would recommend that you do this on your first turn.

This is the happy little turkey farm where you and all the other turkeys live in peace and happiness, just cluckin" and gobblin" and gettin" fat. It's a grand life... except things seem sort of less happy today for some reason.
Inventory
"Gobble?" What do you mean? Speak English, Turkey!

You're beginning to feel a sense of worry deep in your gizzard.
You run
You'll have to say which compass direction to go in.

Wait, was that Sarah Palin? Nah, couldn't be.
You go to the north
"Gobble?" You expect me to understand that gibberish?

Who is that nice man in the flannel shirt? He picks you up and turns you upside down and puts your head in some sort of funnel... wait!
What the... ?! Nooooo!