Fingertips: All Alone
Joey Jones
based on songs one move They Might Be Giants
So I'm all alone, and I've got a decision to make.
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All alone, all by myself...



I'm outside the garden mart, in between that old cadillac and the window where I work. Just walking along, east to west, nothing to see here. I'm real glad I'm all alone, all by myself.
About yourself
I'm, well, I'm me, right? Nothing special. I've taken off my ugly red uniform and I'm wearing the same jeans from three Christmases ago and that jumper that Granny gave me.
Inventory
I am carrying:
a lighter
a pair of jeans (being worn)
a hideous sweater (being worn)
some flat shoes (being worn)
some lots of cash
Steal cadillac
Now's the moment! I smash the window, climb in and fiddle with the wires below the wheel like Cousin Vinnie showed me. It roars into life and I'm free, out on the open road.
You remove sweater
Suddenly, I lose courage. A familiar shyness overwhelms me even though there is no one around.
You look at the cash
There must be over five hundred dollars stuffed into my jeans.
You examine the window
The window is smashed, the fuel set, all I have to do is set it alight.
Burn window
The window is smashed, the fuel set. I put a light to it all and run back as it swiftly catches fire.
Go east
So I keep on walking. It's just a normal night. Nothing to see here.
You run
Go in which compass direction?
Burn car
I intend to steal this tonight.

Now's the moment! I smash the window, climb in and fiddle with the wires below the wheel like Cousin Vinnie showed me. It roars into life and I'm free, out on the open road.
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