She's Actual Size
Jake Eakle
based on songs They Might Be Giants
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You wake from a dream of perfect Lisa. She was larger than life, and held you in the loving palm of her hand, and smiled.

Ah, Lisa. She was radiant at the party last night. Your room, by contrast, is a fucking mess. And she's going to be here in less than an hour!
Panic
You drag yourself out of bed, still in the clothes you collapsed in. Better get this mess straightened out quick, so you have time to make yourself presentable before she gets here!

Your bed is a mess.

Your suitcase is sitting out on the floor.

Piles of junk mail cover the only empty shelf in your bookcase.

Your trash can has a few pieces of junk in it.

There are books strewn about the base of your bookshelf.

Your desk is a disaster area.

There's a heap of dirty laundry next to your bed.

>Part I: Paul
You look under the bed
You should focus on getting it made.