Cut the Red Wire! No, the Blue Wire!
David Whyld
Adrift 4 bomb Mini-comp not playable on mac one move speed IF
You are a bomb disposal expert at the old warehouse on Throggmorton Row facing a big, nasty bomb. A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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Cut the Red Wire! No, the Blue Wire!

Cut the Red Wire!
No, the Blue Wire!

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
About you
You're a bit short for your height, but otherwise unremarkable.

Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You cut red Wire
You cut the red wire.
A moment's breathless anticipation follows.
Followed by a thunderous explosion as the bomb explodes anyway. Ah well, it was a good try.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You cut blue Wire
You cut the blue wire.
A moment's breathless anticipation follows.
Followed by a thunderous explosion as the bomb explodes anyway. Ah well, it was a good try.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

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You massage the buttocks
The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You pull blue Wire
You pull the blue wire, hoping this might defuse the bomb.
The thunderously loud explosion which abruptly tears you apart indicates this isn't the case.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You examine the bomb
It's a remarkably nasty and efficient looking bomb. The sort of bomb that immediately commands attention. A guy would have to be totally mad, or have a death wish on his hands, to try and defuse something like this.
Why is it, you wonder, that you decided to become a bomb disposal expert? Wasn't stacking shelves in Asda enough excitement for you?

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You press the green
Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You eat bomb
Whatever that was, it won't be done.

Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You throw the bomb at the crowd
You attempt to engage the sightseers but as they're only here for the spectacle of seeing you go up in smoke, they don't prove very helpful.

The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke. The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
Pray
You try praying. It's never worked before and, unsurprisingly, it doesn't work now.

The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke. The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You examine red Wire
The red wire stares at you and you stare at it. Unfortunately, this staring contest has only one winner: the bomb.

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You look at red Wire
You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You examine blue Wire
The blue wire stares at you and you stare at it. Unfortunately, this staring contest has only one winner: the bomb.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
Whatever that was, it won't be done.

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You check your inventory
Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
Whatever that was, it won't be done.

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Inventory
Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
No the blue wire
You cut the red wire.
A moment's breathless anticipation follows.
Followed by a thunderous explosion as the bomb explodes anyway. Ah well, it was a good try.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.

The blue wire stares at you and you stare at it. Unfortunately, this staring contest has only one winner: the bomb.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You check your inventory
You are carrying a pair of wire cutters.

Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You examine yourself
[x me]
You're a bit short for your height, but otherwise unremarkable.

Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
Xyzzy
You utter the magic word, hoping it will defuse the bomb, move it to a safe location, shield you from its blast, or save you in some other way.
Unfortunately it doesn't do anything other than waste your last
moment on Earth due to the bomb exploding a moment later.
You look at the clamp
Whatever that was, it won't be done.

Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
Whatever that was, it won't be done.

Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You turn off the bomb
Whatever that was, it won't be done.

Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You examine the wall
Your thoughts stray in the direction of the walls, but the bomb has other ideas and blows you up so the walls will forever remain a mystery.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You attach red Wire to blue Wire
The red wire stares at you and you stare at it. Unfortunately, this staring contest has only one winner: the bomb.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You hit the bomb
[kill bomb]
Thoughts of violence enter your mind but are never acted upon due to the unfortunately timed explosion from the bomb.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You hit the bomb with the davidw
[kill bomb with DavidW]
Thoughts of violence enter your mind but are never acted upon due to the unfortunately timed explosion from the bomb.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You wake up
[wake u]
Whatever that was, it won't be done.

Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
You cut green Wire
Which wire? The red wire or the blue wire?
Unfortunately, your struggles with disambiguation have cost you
dearly.

The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke. The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.

You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on your way.
Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so kind.

The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb disposal expert blown to pieces.
A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.