Diddlebucker!
J. Michael
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Who's the best and brightest Gamer of 'em all? Find out by joining the 27th Annual All-Night Diddlebucker Run! You'll compete against hundreds of other teams in the world's most popular scavenger hunt! Find the treasures, find the clues, beat your competitors to the finish line and your team will win one million dollars and a lifetime supply of Diddlebucker popcorn! Even more, you will prove that you and your teammates are the true champions of Diddlebucker '87!
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Well, it's time to prove to the whole wide world
Who's the best and brightest Gamer of 'em all!
Teams are a-runnin', and a-pushin' and a-shovin'
Ain't we all just a-havin' such a ball?
We're a-wearin' every color of the rainbow while a-goin'
To some places that we've never ever gone!
It's the world's greatest Game. Never played it? What a
shame!
'Cause you know it's gonna last us all night long!

And disastrous and tremendous
And it's glorious, uproarious and fun!
Find the treasures!
Find the clues!
Run around!
That's what you do
At The Annual
All-Night Diddlebucker Run!

-"The Diddlebucker Run" by Wild Bill Adams

"My, my, that's good popcorn!"

- Desiderio "Diddy" Esposito

Diddlebucker!

Convention Center (Lobby)
The lobby area of the Convention Center wraps around the entire complex to the east and west. An excited buzzing fills the air as a great crowd of people funnels through the main doors to Exhibit Hall A to the north.

(For instructions on how to play interactive fiction, contact the author, or get a little help, type "hint" at any time.)
About yourself
As good-looking as ever.
Inventory
You are carrying:
a check book
You listen
You must state what you would like to listen to.
Wait
Time passes.
You look at the paper
We have some great news!

about one another! We're in LOVE! Isn't that great? And it gets even better! We decided that there's no reason to put off our love any longer, so we're ELOPING!!!! We're heading out to Las Vegas right after dropping off this note at the Convention Center. We would have called you, but we didn't want anyone to know until we were already on the plane. You're the first person to find out, though. Aren't you just so happy for us? We'll tell you all about it when we come back next week!

PS Sorry about missing the Diddlebucker, but we knew you wouldn't mind. After all, who wants to stand in the way of true love?
Go west
Convention Center (Lobby)
The lobby area of the Convention Center wraps around the entire complex to the east and west. An excited buzzing fills the air as a great crowd of people funnels through the main doors to Exhibit Hall A to the north.
You examine the crowd
The members of the crowd are an excited, boisterous lot.
Go west
Convention Center (Guest Relations)
Halfway around the loop of the Convention Center lobby is the Guest Relations desk. A young man sits behind the desk. A crowd of people is making its way around you toward the entrance to the exhibit hall.
Go north
You follow the crowd into the exhibit hall...

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Exhibit Hall A (Registration)
More than a dozen tables stretch across the hall in front of an equally long series of 6-foot-high cubbyhole shelves filled with T-shirts of every color. Above the shelves, a large hanging banner reads "Team Registration." At each table stands a perky representative of Diddlebucker Popcorn assisting one of the teams.
You ask the rep about the registration
You wait in line and finally get to talk with one of the representatives. "Hi there!" she says. "Welcome to the 27th Annual All-Night Diddlebucker Run! Are you the captain of your team?"
Yes
"Great! Let's get you registered!"
Maremelade orange
She turns to search the shirts in the cubbyholes. It takes her quite a while because of the vast number of shirts. After several moments she finds them.

"Here they are!" she says, handing you three maremelade orange shirts. "Your team is registered. You can get changed in the locker room over by the east wall. Don't forget, the only things you'll be allowed to take out of here when the Diddlebucker starts are your clothes (including your team shirt) and a check book. Good luck and have fun!" She turns to the next team in line.

Exhibit Hall A (Registration)
More than a dozen tables stretch across the hall in front of an equally long series of 6-foot-high cubbyhole shelves filled with T-shirts of every color. Above the shelves, a large hanging banner reads "Team Registration." At each table stands a perky representative of Diddlebucker Popcorn assisting one of the teams.
You go to the east
As you step away from the tables, you notice a trash can nearby. Before you can change your mind, you stuff David and Lori's team shirts and their stupid note into it. Who needs those two anyway? You're on your own tonight and that's just fine! You head to the locker room and change into your team shirt. Smiling to yourself, you head to the main floor of the exhibit hall and take one of the few empty seats that are left.
After a while, the main lights dim and the crowd goes wild as Diddy Esposito himself steps onto the stage to a raucous chorus of The Diddlebucker Run. The diminutive old man with the thick mane of
snowy white hair smiles widely to the crowd as he steps to the microphone and begins to speak...

Twenty minutes later, Diddy Esposito is wrapping up his remarks. The crowd is hanging on his every word.

"...and remember at each location in the scavenger hunt, you must find both the treasure that is specific to your team and the clue that will take you to the next location. And of course, if your team is the FIRST to reach the SECRET finish line with ALL FOUR of your team's treasures, your team will split ONE MILLION DOLLARS and each member of your team will also win a LIFETIME SUPPLY OF Diddlebucker POPCORN! Now go out there and make Diddlebucker '87 the BEST Diddlebucker RUN EVER!"

The crowd goes absolutely bananas and surges to its feet. You have no choice but to be carried along with the churning sea of cheering Gamers out of the exhibit hall, through the lobby and out into the warm summer evening air...

You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to the Convention Center to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
Go east
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside a number of businesses to the north. Installed in the front wall of one of the businesses is a vending machine of some kind. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.

You can see a man playing a saxophone here.
You examine the machine
This machine dispenses hot beverages and has been installed in the front wall of one of the businesses here. Affixed to the front of the machine is a list of the free coffees available with a lettered button next to each one. Above the machine is a sign which reads "Free coffee courtesy of Diddlebucker Popcorn!"
You get the coffee
Nonsense!

A taxicab drives down the street.

Suddenly, a group of teenagers dashes by. Their green and orange shirts read "Dungeon Masters of Southport." The last one to pass points at you and shouts "Praeumbro caliginosus!" before laughing and chasing after her teammates.
You examine man
The elderly man wearing a black suit and sunglasses sways gently to the tunes coming from his saxophone. At his feet is an overturned black bowler hat. He is currently playing The Way You Look
Tonight.

Suddenly, a group of teenagers dashes by. Their green and orange shirts read "Dungeon Masters of Southport." The last one to pass points at you and shouts "Adnexus!" before laughing and chasing after his teammates.

The taxicab disappears into the traffic.
You examine the saxophone
It looks old, but well cared-for.
You examine the bowler
The black bowler hat is empty.
You put the check in the bowler
The saxophone player gives his hat a light kick with his foot, knocking the check book onto the concrete sidewalk.

A taxicab drives down the street.
You go east
Ask you walk past the saxophone player, he suddenly breaks into a rendition of Wrong Way Fay. You turn to look at him, but he
seems to be paying no attention to you, though it's hard to tell with those sunglasses on.

The taxicab disappears into the traffic.
You take the check book
Taken.

The taxicab disappears into the traffic.
Go east
Ask you walk past the saxophone player, he suddenly breaks into a rendition of Wrong Way Fay. You turn to look at him, but he
seems to be paying no attention to you, though it's hard to tell with those sunglasses on.
Go east
Ask you walk past the saxophone player, he suddenly breaks into a rendition of Don't Go Down That Lonely Road. You turn to look
at him, but he seems to be paying no attention to you, though it's hard to tell with those sunglasses on.
You go to the west
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to the Convention Center to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
You keep going
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to a Henry's Burgers to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
Go north
Like every other HB you've ever been in, this one smells of grease, onions and seasoned salt. A large menu board hangs above a counter, behind which stands a teenage girl wearing a paper hat.

A door in the northeast corner leads to the restroom.
You examine girl
Cindy, for that is what her nametag says, smiles vacantly at you. She is wearing a paper hat and a truly remarkable number of novelty buttons pinned to her shirt, each a different color.

Cindy gives you a cheerful wave.
You ask Cindy about the treasure
Unfortunately, Cindy seems momentarily distracted by a moth buzzing by one of the ceiling lights.
You go to the northeast
You push through the swinging door...

This is one of those tiny one-person restrooms.

You can see a mirror, a toilet, a sink and a trash can here.
You look at the can
The trash can has a lid which can be open or closed. The trash can is closed.
You open it
You open the trash can, revealing some garbage.
You examine the garbage
The garbage is pretty disgusting. You don't want to stick your hands in it unless you really have to.
You move can
Nothing obvious happens.
Look around
This is one of those tiny one-person restrooms.

You can see a mirror, a toilet, a sink and a trash can (in which are a gift certificate and some garbage) here.
You take certificate
Taken.
You look at the certificate
Each gift certificate has a picture of Henry McHenry, the mascot of Henry's Burgers on it.
You examine the sink
The sink has a hot handle and a cold handle and a faucet.
You look at the mirror
You see yourself. Also, you see some smudges that might be some kind of writing, but they are pretty faint.
You look at the smudges
The writing is too faint to make out clearly.
You turn on the cold handle
Cold water pours out of the faucet. You turn the cold handle back off again.
You turn on hot handle
Hot water pours out of the faucet, filling the small room with clouds of steam. You turn the hot handle back off again.
You go to the southwest
You push through the swinging door...

You can't be completely sure, but as you re-enter the dining area you could swear that, for just a moment, there was a look of shrewd self-satisfaction on Cindy's face. However, as soon as the restroom door closes behind you, she immediately begins a vague, glazy-eyed inspection of her left hand, her mouth hanging open slightly.

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Henry's Burgers
Like every other HB you've ever been in, this one smells of grease, onions and seasoned salt. A large menu board hangs above a counter, behind which stands a teenage girl wearing a paper hat.

A door in the northeast corner leads to the restroom.
You examine the hat
You see nothing special about the paper hat.

Cindy seems to notice that there is something written on your shirt. Her brow furrows as if in deep concentration as her lips slowly mouth the words written there.
You examine the buttons
Cindy is wearing dozens of novelty buttons pinned to her uniform, each a different color and each one emblazoned with a unique and (supposedly) pithy saying. You notice one button that precisely matches the maremelade orange of your shirt.
You ask Cindy about the button
"Do you like it? Tell you what, I'll give it to you, but first you have to prove you deserve it!"

Cindy fiddles with the novelty buttons on her shirt.
You give the certificate to Cindy
You should SHOW things TO people instead.

Cindy seems to notice that there is something written on your shirt. Her brow furrows as if in deep concentration as her lips slowly mouth the words written there.
You show the certificate to Cindy
Cindy gasps and stares in wonder at the gift certificate.

Cindy fiddles with the novelty buttons on her shirt.
You ask Cindy about the button
"Do you like it? Tell you what, I'll give it to you, but first you have to prove you deserve it!"

Suddenly, a group of Gamers bursts into the restaurant. Their lime-colored shirts read "University Debate Team." They search the restaurant in a logical and thorough manner, but find nothing. The last one out the door shouts "Be it resolved that Smith. will lose big!"
You ask Cindy about the certificate
Unfortunately, Cindy seems momentarily distracted by a moth buzzing by one of the ceiling lights.
You examine the board
The menu offers the usual Henry's Burgers fare: hamburgers, cheeseburgers, fries, shakes, sodas, etc.

Cindy suddenly giggles and puts her hands over her mouth.
You show shirt to Cindy
Cindy gasps and stares in wonder at the team shirt.
You ask Cindy about the burger
"We have the best in town! You really ought to buy one!"
You show the certificate to Cindy
Cindy gasps and stares in wonder at the gift certificate.

Suddenly, a group of teenagers bursts into the restaurant. Their green and orange shirts read "Dungeon Masters of Southport." They frantically search the restaurant looking for clues, but find nothing. The last one to leave points at you and shouts "Magicus telum!" before laughing and chasing after her teammates.
You buy the burger
You must state what you would like to buy the hamburger with.
You buy the burger with the check
Cindy's eyes light up as she takes your check. She stares at it for several agonizing seconds, sniffs it and even gives it an experimental taste with the tip of her tongue. Finally, she shrugs her shoulders happily and puts it in her register. "Your order will be out in a few minutes!" she says brightly.
You wait
Time passes.

Cindy fiddles with the novelty buttons on her shirt.
You wait a while
Time passes.

"Your order is ready!" cries Cindy as she proudly places a fry box on the counter.
You take the box
Taken.
You go south
You throw away the fry box on your way out the door.

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Cleveland Avenue West
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to a Henry's Burgers to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
Go east
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to the Convention Center to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
Go east
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside a number of businesses to the north. Installed in the front wall of one of the businesses is a vending machine of some kind. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.

You can see a man playing a saxophone here.

A taxicab drives down the street.
You look at what you're carrying with you
You are carrying:
a chocolate chip cookie
a gift certificate
a check book
your team shirt (being worn)

The taxicab disappears into the traffic.
Go west
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to the Convention Center to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers in silver and blue shirts runs past you, making rude comments about your last name.
Go west
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to a Henry's Burgers to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers in black and pink shirts runs past. One of them points at you and laughs on his way by.
Go north
Like every other HB you've ever been in, this one smells of grease, onions and seasoned salt. A large menu board hangs above a counter, behind which stands a teenage girl wearing a paper hat.

A door in the northeast corner leads to the restroom.

Suddenly, a group of three older men bursts into the restaurant. Their red, white and blue shirts read "Former Presidents of the United States." They search the restaurant for clues in a somewhat dignified manner, but find nothing. Your stare in amazement as Richard Nixon gives you a thumbs-up on his way out.
You ask Cindy about the box
Unfortunately, Cindy seems momentarily distracted by a moth buzzing by one of the ceiling lights.
You buy the burger with the check
More than a little concerned about what Cindy might do with your check this time, you decide you don't really need any more food that badly.

Suddenly, a group of men and women bursts into the restaurant. Their gray shirts identify them as "The Implementers." They frantically search the restaurant for clues, but find nothing. One of them high-fives you before following the others out the door. The back of his shirt reads "O'Neill."
Inventory
You are carrying:
a chocolate chip cookie
a gift certificate
a check book
your team shirt (being worn)
You examine the cookie
It came in the wrong box and wasn't even on the menu. You have no idea how Cindy could possibly think this is what you wanted.
You go east
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside a number of businesses to the north. Installed in the front wall of one of the businesses is a vending machine of some kind. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.

You can see a man playing a saxophone here.

Suddenly, a group of fez-wearing men rides past you on what look like brand new miniature cars. Their gold shirts read "Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine - Hahira Delegation." The last driver beeps as he passes by, waving at you merrily.
You show the cookie to the man
The man playing a saxophone is unimpressed.
You eat the cookie
You eat the chocolate chip cookie. Not bad.

A taxicab drives down the street.
You look at the list
(A) The Robert Redford: large, medium roast with cinnamon
(B) The Princess Di: small, light roast with cream and sugar
(C) The Stephen King: medium, extra dark roast with cherry
syrup
(D) The Air Jordan: extra large, medium roast with extra foam
(E) The Cyndi Lauper: extra small, light roast with bubble gum
syrup
(F) The Mike Tyson: extra large, dark roast, with a shot of
Tabasco for that extra "punch"
(G) The Joe Pesci: small macchiato with chocolate sprinkles
(H) The Scott Baio: plain black coffee

A taxicab drives down the street.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers dashes by. Their lemon yellow shirts read "The Brat Pack." You jump with surprise when Emilio Estevez gives you an encouraging smack on the backside while running past.
Press east
(the E button)
The machine whirs to life. A disposable coffee cup drops from a hidden slot and a jet of hot coffee squirts into the cup. When it has finished a lid drops from the same slot. You secure the lid on the cup before picking it up.

The taxicab disappears into the traffic.
You go to the north
Like every other HB you've ever been in, this one smells of grease, onions and seasoned salt. A large menu board hangs above a counter, behind which stands a teenage girl wearing a paper hat.

A door in the northeast corner leads to the restroom.

Suddenly, a group of elderly women wearing pink shirts bursts into the restaurant. Their shirts read "Quilting Ladies of Colonial Hills." They tear the place apart looking for clues before dashing back out the door empty-handed. The last one to leave smiles at you while making a rude gesture. She then cackles wickedly and hurries to catch up with her teammates.
You show the coffee to Cindy
Cindy gasps and stares in wonder at the Cyndi Lauper.
You show the cookie to Cindy
Cindy gasps and stares in wonder at the chocolate chip cookie.

Cindy fiddles with the novelty buttons on her shirt.
You ask Cindy about the button
"Do you like it? Tell you what, I'll give it to you, but first you have to prove you deserve it!"
Go north
Nah, the Diddlebucker is taking place out here in the city. There's no reason to go back into the Convention Center.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers in black and pink shirts runs past. One of them points at you and laughs on his way by.
Go east
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside a number of businesses to the north. Installed in the front wall of one of the businesses is a vending machine of some kind. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.

You can see a man playing a saxophone here.
You show the coffee to the man
(the Cyndi Lauper to the man playing a saxophone)
The man playing a saxophone is unimpressed.
Inventory
You are carrying:
a Cyndi Lauper (closed)
a chocolate chip cookie
a gift certificate
a check book
your team shirt (being worn)
You look at the coffee
(the Cyndi Lauper)
It looks like any other disposable coffee cup.
You look at the certificate
Each gift certificate has a picture of Henry McHenry, the mascot of Henry's Burgers on it.
You go to the north
You take a good look, but none of the businesses on this side of Cleveland Avenue seem like a good place to find Diddlebucker clues.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers in silver and blue shirts runs past you, making rude comments about your hair.
You look at the man
The elderly man wearing a black suit and sunglasses sways gently to the tunes coming from his saxophone. At his feet is an overturned black bowler hat. He is currently playing Unchained Melody.

A taxicab drives down the street.
You look at the hat
The black bowler hat is empty.

The taxicab disappears into the traffic.
You get the cookie
Taken.

Suddenly, a group of elderly men in loud pants dashes (sort of) past you. Their plaid T-shirts read "Golfing Grandpas of Golden Acres."
The last one to pass by tips his hat at you in a friendly way.
You look at the list
(A) The Robert Redford: large, medium roast with cinnamon
(B) The Princess Di: small, light roast with cream and sugar
(C) The Stephen King: medium, extra dark roast with cherry
syrup
(D) The Air Jordan: extra large, medium roast with extra foam
(E) The Cyndi Lauper: extra small, light roast with bubble gum
syrup
(F) The Mike Tyson: extra large, dark roast, with a shot of
Tabasco for that extra "punch"
(G) The Joe Pesci: small macchiato with chocolate sprinkles
(H) The Scott Baio: plain black coffee
You take certificate
Taken.
Wave certificate
You wave the gift certificate.
Examine mascot
The smiling anthropomorphized cheeseburger is giving a "thumbs up" gesture.
You go to the west
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to the Convention Center to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
Go north
Like every other HB you've ever been in, this one smells of grease, onions and seasoned salt. A large menu board hangs above a counter, behind which stands a teenage girl wearing a paper hat.

A door in the northeast corner leads to the restroom.

Cindy stares at nothing for several seconds, as if fascinated by something only she can see.
You buy the cheeseburger with the certificate
Once again you think you see a shrewd smile flicker across Cindy's face, though it is replaced so quickly by her usual expression of unbounded cluelessness, that you wonder if you imagined it. She takes the gift certificate and, surprisingly, completes the sale without incident. "Your order will be out in a few minutes!" she says brightly while handing you your change.
You ask Cindy about the button
"Do you like it? Tell you what, I'll give it to you, but first you have to prove you deserve it!"

Suddenly, a group of fez-wearing men rides into the restaurant on what look like brand new miniature cars. Their gold shirts read "Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine - Hahira Delegation." They drive all around the restaurant looking for clues, but find nothing. Each driver beeps and waves at Cindy on his way out.
Wait
Time passes.
Keep going
Time passes.

"Your order is ready!" cries Cindy as she proudly places a bag on the counter.
You look at the bag
It is a white paper bag marked with a stylized HB. The top of the bag has been folded closed.

Suddenly, a group of teenagers bursts into the restaurant. Their silver shirts read "Breakdancers of River Oaks." Their rhythmic search of the restaurant is almost hypnotic, but they come up empty-handed. The last one moonwalks on his way out.

Cindy seems to notice that there is something written on your shirt. Her brow furrows as if in deep concentration as her lips slowly mouth the words written there.
You open the bag
You unfold the top of the bag.

Cindy gives you a cheerful wave.
You examine the bag
It is a white paper bag marked with a stylized HB.

In the bag is a styrofoam carton.
You open the carton
You open the styrofoam carton, revealing a hot dog.
You show the hot dog to Cindy
(first taking the hot dog)
Cindy gasps and stares in wonder at the hot dog.

Cindy stares at nothing for several seconds, as if fascinated by something only she can see.
You put the hot dog in the carton
You put the hot dog into the styrofoam carton.
You go south
You throw away the white paper bag on your way out the door.

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Cleveland Avenue West
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to a Henry's Burgers to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.

Suddenly, a group of elderly men in loud pants dashes (sort of) past you. Their plaid T-shirts read "Golfing Grandpas of Golden Acres."
The last one to pass by tips his hat at you in a friendly way.
I beg your pardon?
Go east
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside a number of businesses to the north. Installed in the front wall of one of the businesses is a vending machine of some kind. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.

You can see a man playing a saxophone here.

A taxicab drives down the street.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers in blue and white shirts comes into view. They are discussing the blue and white card that one of them is holding, but when they see you, they lower their voices and eye you suspiciously until they pass by.
You put the carton in the hat
The saxophone player gives his hat a light kick with his foot, knocking the styrofoam carton onto the concrete sidewalk.

The taxicab disappears into the traffic.
You take the hot dog
Taken.

Suddenly, a group of fez-wearing men rides past you on what look like brand new miniature cars. Their gold shirts read "Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine - Hahira Delegation." The last driver beeps as he passes by, waving at you merrily.
Inventory
You are carrying:
some change
a chocolate chip cookie
a Cyndi Lauper (closed)
a check book
your team shirt (being worn)
You put change in the hat
applause of several passersby. He then turns to you and pulls open one side of his suit coat, revealing an inside pocket full of several cards, each of a different color. He rifles through the cards for a moment before handing you one that matches the exact maremelade orange of your shirt. Tipping his hat to you, he begins playing again.

A taxicab drives down the street.
You show the card to Cindy
Cindy jumps up and down and claps her hands. "I knew it!" she cries. "They told me that someone might show me a card like that and if so, I'm supposed to give you one of these." She unpins the maremelade orange button from her shirt and hands it to you.
Examine button
Emblazoned on the maremelade orange button are the words "THE FUTURE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE!"

Suddenly, a group of young men and women bursts into the restaurant. Their crimson shirts read "Young Republicans of Riverside." They frantically search the restaurant for clues, but come up empty-handed. The last one to dash out the door shouts "Let's win this one for the Gipper!"
You wear the button
You put on the maremelade orange button.

Suddenly, a group of three older men bursts into the restaurant. Their red, white and blue shirts read "Former Presidents of the United States." They search the restaurant for clues in a somewhat dignified manner, but find nothing. Your stare in amazement as Jimmy Carter gives you a thumbs-up on his way out.
You wait for the cab
You wait for the taxi. After several moments, you see one coming down the street.

You whistle sharply and the taxicab pulls to the curb. You open the door and climb inside...

This is an older vehicle, but it's surprisingly clean. The pine tree air freshener is a nice touch. The cab driver sits in the front seat. You notice an instruction placard and an ID card affixed to the dashboard.

The driver glances at you in the rear-view mirror. "Hey, you're one of them Gamers, aren't you?" he asks, a broad smile on his face. "You know, me and my buddies played the Diddlebucker back in '79. We came in third place outta like eighty teams. Not bad, eh?"
You examine the placard
"To ask the cab driver to take you somewhere, just type TRAVEL.

Also, when near a road, you may type WAIT FOR TAXI to wait for the taxi to arrive."
You go north
"Hmm... I don't know that place, Gamer."
Inventory
You are carrying:
a maremelade orange button (being worn)
the first maremelade orange riddle card
a chocolate chip cookie
a Cyndi Lauper (closed)
a check book
your team shirt (being worn)
You look at the card
(the first maremelade orange riddle card)
One side of the maremelade orange card bears a large number "1." On the other is the following poem:

IT HAS A BED AND A MOUTH
AND SOME BRANCHES ALSO

IT GOES WELL WITH BOARD
SIDE, MOON, SLEEP AND CAKE
You show the card to the driver
(the first maremelade orange riddle card to the cab driver)
The cab driver is unimpressed.
River Walk
"Ok, here we go." The cabbie starts the meter and pulls into traffic. He expertly drives you through the city for several minutes before finally arriving at your destination. You pay the fee (plus a generous tip) by check and exit the cab. "Good luck, Gamer!" the cabbie calls to you through the window before pulling away.

River Walk (South)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the southernmost portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. Some kind of concert is being performed on the eastern side of the river. A large crowd has congregated here, blocking passage to the east. They seem to be enjoying the view of the river.
You look around
River Walk (South)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the southernmost portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. Some kind of concert is being performed on the eastern side of the river. A large crowd has congregated here, blocking passage to the east. They seem to be enjoying the view of the river.
You go north
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. One souvenir shop in particular stands out from the others. On the far side of the river, a concert is being performed.

Suddenly, a diverse group of Gamers wearing white shirts dashes by you. Their shirts read "Abrahamic Interfaith League of Piedmont." As they pass, a Catholic priest smiles at you and makes a sign of blessing.
Go west
This shop specializes in the assorted knick knacks and chotchkies that appeal to tourists the world over. A bored-looking teenage guy stands behind the counter by the door. East/west aisles are numbered from 1 to 3. Aisle 1 is to the southwest, Aisle 2 is directly west of you and Aisle 3 is to the northwest.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers bursts into the store. Their neon shirts read "BTTF Forever!" They tear the place apart looking for clues, but find nothing. The last one shouts "This is heavy!" as he heads out the door.
You examine guy
His nametag says "CECIL" and his attitude says "disaffected."

Suddenly, a group of teenagers bursts into the store. Their green and orange shirts read "Dungeon Masters of Southport." They frantically search the store looking for clues, but find nothing. The last one to leave points at you and shouts "Praeumbro caliginosus!" before laughing and chasing after his teammates.
You examine the glasses
Designed for the tourist who prefers a durable yet inexpensive souvenir, each type of glass has a unique image and saying printed upon it.
Go east
This shop specializes in the assorted knick knacks and chotchkies that appeal to tourists the world over. A bored-looking teenage guy stands behind the counter by the door. East/west aisles are numbered from 1 to 3. Aisle 1 is to the southwest, Aisle 2 is directly west of you and Aisle 3 is to the northwest.
You go to the south-west
The shelves of this aisle are dedicated to fireworks.

On the shelves is an Atom Smasher.
You examine Smasher
The firecracker consists of a large bulb about the size of a softball. The bulb is attached to a pole about three feet long. You can see a fuse attached to the bottom of the bulb. The bulb is labeled with the words "THE ATOM SMASHER."
You go to the northeast
This shop specializes in the assorted knick knacks and chotchkies that appeal to tourists the world over. A bored-looking teenage guy stands behind the counter by the door. East/west aisles are numbered from 1 to 3. Aisle 1 is to the southwest, Aisle 2 is directly west of you and Aisle 3 is to the northwest.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers bursts into the store. Their lime-colored shirts read "University Debate Team." They search the store in a logical and thorough manner, but find nothing. The last one out the door shouts "Be it resolved that Smith. will lose big!"
Go northwest
You examine the keychains
Most of the keychains are imprinted with various forenames, but others bear images related to the city in particular or to the concept of vacation in general.
You go southeast
This shop specializes in the assorted knick knacks and chotchkies that appeal to tourists the world over. A bored-looking teenage guy stands behind the counter by the door. East/west aisles are numbered from 1 to 3. Aisle 1 is to the southwest, Aisle 2 is directly west of you and Aisle 3 is to the northwest.
You examine guy
He wears a nametag on his uniform and an indifferent expression on his face.
You buy Smasher
You must state what you would like to buy the Atom Smasher with.
You buy Smasher with the check
Cecil takes your check and places it in his register. He promptly crumples up your receipt and throws it away. "Thank you and have a nice day," he mumbles.
Go east
After the door closes, you hear someone locking it behind you. You turn around and see that the lights in the store have all been turned out.

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## River Walk
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. One souvenir shop in particular stands out from the others. On the far side of the river, a concert is being performed.
You go to the north
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. On the far side of the river a concert is being performed. An east/west bridge spans the river here, forming the tunnel through which the river flows below. You also notice a narrow gap between two of the shops to the west.
You go to the west
You sneak behind the shops...

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Near Darkness
The night sky provides some light back here, but not enough to see anything very clearly.
Go east
You slip into the narrow path...

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## River Walk
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. On the far side of the river a concert is being performed. An east/west bridge spans the river here, forming the tunnel through which the river flows below. You also notice a narrow gap between two of the shops to the west.
You go north
River Walk (North)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the far northern portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. There is a dock to the east.

You can see an 'invisible box' (in which is a mime) here.
Examine box
Well, it's not a real box, is it? But the mime is pretending to be trapped in it all the same.

In the 'invisible box' is a mime.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers in black and pink shirts runs past. One of them points at you and laughs on her way by.
You take box
Ridiculous!

The mime sits on a invisible stool and ruminates on her problem.
You check your inventory
You are carrying:
an Atom Smasher
a maremelade orange button (being worn)
the first maremelade orange riddle card
a chocolate chip cookie
a Cyndi Lauper (closed)
a check book
your team shirt (being worn)

The mime pretends to eat a banana.
You show cookie to the mime
She's far too focused on her "predicament" to pay attention.
You go south
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. On the far side of the river a concert is being performed. An east/west bridge spans the river here, forming the tunnel through which the river flows below. You also notice a narrow gap between two of the shops to the west.
You open the box
It isn't something you can open.

The mime knocks on the walls of her "prison."
Go east
This cobblestone bridge spans the river from east to west.
Go east
River Walk (East)
Most of the eastern side of the River Walk has been given over to a free outdoor rock concert. A 50's & 60's cover band belts out classic rock tunes from a stage to the south, while an enthusiastic crowd sings and dances along to the music, many of them waving those little glow sticks that give off a bright green light for several hours.
You examine the crowd
The crowd seems to be having a good time.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers dashes by. Their rhinestone-studded T-shirts read "The International Brotherhood of Elvis Impersonators." Each one of them thanks you very much as he runs past.
You go south
Although the band is certainly talented, the music is almost unbearably loud here, just a few yards from the stage itself. The crowd is too thick to allow you to move any closer to the band and, to be honest, you're not sure your ears could take it anyway.
Go south
You can't go that way.

The lead singer steps away from the microphone as the piano player goes into full Jerry Lee Lewis mode on his solo.
Wait
Time passes.
Examine singer
The lead singer is holding some of those little glow sticks and looks as if he is preparing to toss them into the crowd. You quickly move several steps to your right to better position yourself to catch one.

The lead singer throws some glow sticks into the crowd. You jump in the air and catch one just in time!
You go north
River Walk (East)
Most of the eastern side of the River Walk has been given over to a free outdoor rock concert. A 50's & 60's cover band belts out classic rock tunes from a stage to the south, while an enthusiastic crowd sings and dances along to the music, many of them waving those little glow sticks that give off a bright green light for several hours.
Go north
The crowd stretches too far to the north to bother trying to go that way.

Suddenly, a diverse group of Gamers wearing white shirts dashes by you. Their shirts read "Abrahamic Interfaith League of Piedmont." As they pass, a young nun smiles at you and makes a sign of blessing.
You examine the stick
It's a small plastic tube about six inches long and as big around as your thumb. The glow stick is not glowing.
Break stick
You bend the glow stick until you hear a satisfying snapping sound. You shake it a few times and it begins to give off a brilliant green glow.

Suddenly, a group of young men and women dashes past you. Their crimson shirts read "Young Republicans of Riverside." The last one to pass by shouts "Let's win this one for the Gipper!"
You go west
You sneak behind the shops...

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Alley
This north/south alley runs behind the River Walk buildings. A narrow path between the buildings leads to the east.

You can see a metal tub here.
You examine the tub
It's a round tub about three feet in diameter and two feet deep. It has two handles on either side to make it easier to carry.
Go north
This is the northernmost part of this north/south alley which runs behind the River Walk buildings.
Go south
This north/south alley runs behind the River Walk buildings. A narrow path between the buildings leads to the east.
Go south
This north/south alley runs behind the River Walk buildings.

You can see a long PVC pipe here.
Go south
This north/south alley runs behind the River Walk buildings. A ladder runs up the side of one of the buildings here and the alley opens onto the street just a little to the south.
You look at the pipe
It's about three inches in diameter and four feet long.
You look at the ladder
The ladder seems to go all the way to the roof.
Go upwards
You ascend the ladder...

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Rooftop
This is the rooftop of one of the River Walk shops. The lights and sounds of the River Walk are fainter up here, but the view is fantastic. It offers a beautiful view of the River Walk below. It is connected to the roof of the store to the north

You can see a shabbily dressed man here.
You look at the man
He is sitting on the floor, leaning against the bricks of the protective wall that surrounds the roof. His clothes are threadbare and his battered hat keeps most of his face in shadow. As you study him, he draws a long breath on his cigarette, temporarily highlighting his face in an eerie red glow.
You go north
Just as you turn to go, the shabby man flicks his cigarette past you and over the edge of the roof. He casually lights another with a lighter that quickly disappears again into the folds of his clothing.

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Rooftop
This is the rooftop of The 'Bear' Necessities. It offers a beautiful view of the River Walk below. This roof is connected to the roofs of the stores to the north and south.
You go to the north
This is the rooftop of another of the River Walk shops. It is connected to the roofs of the stores to the north and south. The sights and sounds of the River Walk drift up on the night air.
You go to the north
This is the rooftop of another of the River Walk shops. It offers a beautiful view of the River Walk below. It is connected to the roof of the store to the south

You can see a pile of gravel here.
You take the gravel
Your load is too heavy.
You put gravel in the tub
It's too awkward to place something in the metal tub while you are carrying it.
You drop the tub
Dropped.
You drop all
long PVC pipe: Dropped.
glow stick: Dropped.
Atom Smasher: Dropped.
first maremelade orange riddle card: Dropped.
chocolate chip cookie: Dropped.
Cyndi Lauper: You set the cup on the edge of the roof. Unsurprisingly, it tumbles into the darkness below.
check book: Dropped.
You drop the pipe and check the book
long PVC pipe: Dropped.
check book: Dropped.
Inventory
You are carrying:
a glow stick (providing light)
an Atom Smasher
a maremelade orange button (being worn)
the first maremelade orange riddle card
a chocolate chip cookie
a Cyndi Lauper (closed)
your team shirt (being worn)
You drop the cookie and Smasher
chocolate chip cookie: Dropped.
Atom Smasher: Dropped.
You drop the coffee
You set the cup on the edge of the roof. Unsurprisingly, it tumbles into the darkness below.
Inventory
You are carrying:
a glow stick (providing light)
a maremelade orange button (being worn)
the first maremelade orange riddle card
a Cyndi Lauper (closed)
your team shirt (being worn)
You drop card
Dropped.
You check what you're carrying
You are carrying:
a glow stick (providing light)
a maremelade orange button (being worn)
your team shirt (being worn)
You take the gravel
Using the tail of your shirt to carry it, you kneel down and carefully scoop up the pile of gravel. You grunt audibly as you stand back on your feet, swaying slightly under the weight.
You take all
glow stick: Taken.
first maremelade orange riddle card: Taken.
Atom Smasher: Taken.
chocolate chip cookie: Taken.
check book: Taken.
long PVC pipe: Taken.
metal tub: The tub will be awfully heavy with all that gravel in it. You decide to leave it here.
pile of gravel: No, it was far too much effort to get the gravel in the tub. Let's just leave it there.
You go south
This is the rooftop of another of the River Walk shops. It is connected to the roofs of the stores to the north and south. The sights and sounds of the River Walk drift up on the night air.
You go to the north
This is the rooftop of another of the River Walk shops. It offers a beautiful view of the River Walk below. It is connected to the roof of the store to the south

You can see a metal tub (in which is a pile of gravel) here.
Go south
This is the rooftop of The 'Bear' Necessities. It offers a beautiful view of the River Walk below. This roof is connected to the roofs of the stores to the north and south.
You go south
This is the rooftop of one of the River Walk shops. The lights and sounds of the River Walk are fainter up here, but the view is fantastic. It offers a beautiful view of the River Walk below. It is connected to the roof of the store to the north

You can see a shabbily dressed man here.
You ask the man about the cigarettes
"Sorry, Gamer. These things are bad for ya. In good conscience, I can't letcha have one."
You ask man about lighter
He takes another long drag, while eyeing you intently."Ya know, I sure could go for a good cup o' Joe right now," he says.
Go down
You descend the ladder...

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Alley
This north/south alley runs behind the River Walk buildings. A ladder runs up the side of one of the buildings here and the alley opens onto the street just a little to the south.
Go south
River Street is a very busy road. You decide to stay in the Alley.
Go north
This north/south alley runs behind the River Walk buildings.
Go north
This north/south alley runs behind the River Walk buildings. A narrow path between the buildings leads to the east.
Go east
You slip into the narrow path...

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## River Walk
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. On the far side of the river a concert is being performed. An east/west bridge spans the river here, forming the tunnel through which the river flows below. You also notice a narrow gap between two of the shops to the west.

Suddenly, a group of young men and women dashes past you. Their blue shirts read "Young Democrats of Cherry Hill." The last one to pass by shouts "We heart Hart!"
You wait for the taxi
You might be waiting a while.
Wait
Time passes.
Go south
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. One souvenir shop in particular stands out from the others. On the far side of the river, a concert is being performed.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers dashes by. Their lemon yellow shirts read "The Brat Pack." You jump with surprise when Judd Nelson gives you an encouraging smack on the backside while running past.
You go south
River Walk (South)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the southernmost portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. Some kind of concert is being performed on the eastern side of the river. A large crowd has congregated here, blocking passage to the east. They seem to be enjoying the view of the river.

A taxicab drives down the street.
You wait for taxi
The taxicab is already here!

You whistle sharply and the taxicab pulls to the curb. You open the door and climb inside...

This is an older vehicle, but it's surprisingly clean. The pine tree air freshener is a nice touch. The cab driver sits in the front seat. You notice an instruction placard and an ID card affixed to the dashboard.

"Welcome back, Gamer!" the driver says jovially.
Convention Center
"Ok, here we go." The cabbie starts the meter and pulls into traffic. He expertly drives you through the city for several minutes before finally arriving at your destination. You pay the fee (plus a generous tip) by check and exit the cab. "Good luck, Gamer!" the cabbie calls to you through the window before pulling away.

You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to the Convention Center to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.
You go to the east
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside a number of businesses to the north. Installed in the front wall of one of the businesses is a vending machine of some kind. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.

You can see a hot dog, a styrofoam carton and a man playing a saxophone here.
You look at the list
(A) The Robert Redford: large, medium roast with cinnamon
(B) The Princess Di: small, light roast with cream and sugar
(C) The Stephen King: medium, extra dark roast with cherry
syrup
(D) The Air Jordan: extra large, medium roast with extra foam
(E) The Cyndi Lauper: extra small, light roast with bubble gum
syrup
(F) The Mike Tyson: extra large, dark roast, with a shot of
Tabasco for that extra "punch"
(G) The Joe Pesci: small macchiato with chocolate sprinkles
(H) The Scott Baio: plain black coffee
You press g.
The machine whirs to life. A disposable coffee cup drops from a hidden slot and a jet of hot coffee squirts into the cup. When it has finished a lid drops from the same slot. You secure the lid on the cup before picking it up.
You check what you're carrying
You are carrying:
a Joe Pesci (closed)
a long PVC pipe
a check book
a chocolate chip cookie
an Atom Smasher
the first maremelade orange riddle card
a glow stick (providing light)
a maremelade orange button (being worn)
your team shirt (being worn)
You go west
You are standing on the east-west sidewalk outside the entrance to the Convention Center to the north. A constant stream of traffic rumbles up and down Cleveland Avenue just feet away.

A taxicab drives down the street.
Hail taxi
You whistle sharply and the taxicab pulls to the curb. You open the door and climb inside...

This is an older vehicle, but it's surprisingly clean. The pine tree air freshener is a nice touch. The cab driver sits in the front seat. You notice an instruction placard and an ID card affixed to the dashboard.

"Welcome back, Gamer!" the driver says jovially.
River Walk
"Ok, here we go." The cabbie starts the meter and pulls into traffic. He expertly drives you through the city for several minutes before finally arriving at your destination. You pay the fee (plus a generous tip) by check and exit the cab. "Good luck, Gamer!" the cabbie calls to you through the window before pulling away.

River Walk (South)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the southernmost portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. Some kind of concert is being performed on the eastern side of the river. A large crowd has congregated here, blocking passage to the east. They seem to be enjoying the view of the river.
You go north
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. One souvenir shop in particular stands out from the others. On the far side of the river, a concert is being performed.
You go to the west
You sneak behind the shops...

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Alley
This north/south alley runs behind the River Walk buildings. A narrow path between the buildings leads to the east.
You show coffee to the man
You hand the cup to the shabbily dressed man. He takes a long sip and a beatific smile spreads across his face. "Ahhh, that's a good cup o' Joe," he sighs. He takes another sip. "Well, let's see," he continues. "I guess one good turn deserves another." He tosses his lighter to you. "You can keep it, Gamer. I gotta dozen of 'em anyhow."
You examine lighter
It's a small disposable lighter.
You put Smasher in the tub
You shove the pole of the Atom Smasher into the gravel. Unfortunately, the pole is rather flimsy and wasn't designed to hold the firework bulb without some other support. The weight of the bulb bends the pole over until the Atom Smasher topples out of the gravel and onto the ground.
Dropped.
You put pipe in the gravel
You shove the end of the PVC pipe into the gravel. It sticks up fairly well.
You put Smasher in the pipe
You slide the Atom Smasher's pole into the long PVC pipe, leaving the bulb of the firework sticking out of one end.
Light fuse
You must state what you would like to light the fuse with.
Light lighter
Click. A small flame springs to life from the end of the
lighter.
Light fuse with lighter
FOOSH! The Atom Smasher streaks into the night sky. After a moment, the trail of sparks dies away and you fear the firework might have been a dud. Then, there is a huge explosion of red! BOOM! And another of green! CRACK! Yellow! FIZZ! Dozens of explosions light up the night and the crowds of people below start cheering and applauding, many of them racing this direction to get a better view of the spectacle.

You release the pressure on the lighter and the flame goes out.
You check your inventory
You are carrying:
a lighter
a check book
a chocolate chip cookie
the first maremelade orange riddle card
a glow stick (providing light)
a maremelade orange button (being worn)
your team shirt (being worn)
Look around
This is the rooftop of another of the River Walk shops. It offers a beautiful view of the River Walk below. It is connected to the roof of the store to the south

You can see a metal tub (in which are a long PVC pipe and a pile of gravel) here.
You go to the east
You slip into the narrow path...

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## River Walk
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. On the far side of the river a concert is being performed. An east/west bridge spans the river here, forming the tunnel through which the river flows below. You also notice a narrow gap between two of the shops to the west. A large crowd has gathered here, staring up at the sky.

Suddenly, a diverse group of Gamers wearing white shirts dashes by you. Their shirts read "Abrahamic Interfaith League of Piedmont." As they pass, a Jewish rabbi smiles at you and makes a sign of blessing.
You go to the east
This cobblestone bridge spans the river from east to west.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers in gold shirts knock you out of their way as they run past.
Go east
River Walk (East)
Most of the eastern side of the River Walk has been given over to a free outdoor rock concert. A 50's & 60's cover band belts out classic rock tunes from a stage to the south, while an enthusiastic crowd sings and dances along to the music, many of them waving those little glow sticks that give off a bright green light for several hours.
You go south
Although the band is certainly talented, the music is almost unbearably loud here, just a few yards from the stage itself. The crowd is too thick to allow you to move any closer to the band and, to be honest, you're not sure your ears could take it anyway.
You look at the bridge
The east/west bridge spans the river, forming a tunnel that the paddle boats can traverse.
Go west
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. On the far side of the river a concert is being performed. An east/west bridge spans the river here, forming the tunnel through which the river flows below. You also notice a narrow gap between two of the shops to the west. A large crowd has gathered here, staring up at the sky.
You examine the crowd
The crowd is staring expectantly at the sky to the north.

Suddenly, a group of fez-wearing men rides past you on what look like brand new miniature cars. Their gold shirts read "Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine - Hahira Delegation." The last driver beeps as he passes by, waving at you merrily.
Go north
River Walk (North)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the far northern portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. There is a dock to the east.

You can see an 'invisible box' (in which is a mime) here.

The mime pretends to climb a rope.

Suddenly, a group of young men and women dashes past you. Their blue shirts read "Young Democrats of Cherry Hill." The last one to pass by shouts "We heart Hart!"
You go east
This is a business that rents paddle boats for people to use on the river. A man (Stan, presumably) is sitting in a cabana nearby. A few steps lead down to a dock in the water.
You examine Stan
Stan is a blond middle-aged man with a dark tan.
You examine the boats
People playfully paddle the little two-seat boats around the river.
You ask Stan about the boats
"I'm afraid we're all out at this end," he says. "You'd better go see what my brother Steve has at the southern dock."
Go west
River Walk (North)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the far northern portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. There is a dock to the east.

You can see an 'invisible box' (in which is a mime) here.

The mime sits on a invisible stool and ruminates on her problem.
Go south
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. On the far side of the river a concert is being performed. An east/west bridge spans the river here, forming the tunnel through which the river flows below. You also notice a narrow gap between two of the shops to the west. A large crowd has gathered here, staring up at the sky.
You go south
River Walk (South)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the southernmost portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. Some kind of concert is being performed on the eastern side of the river. There is a dock to the east.
Go east
This is a business that rents paddle boats for people to use on the river. A man (Steve, presumably) is sitting in a cabana nearby. A few steps lead down to a dock in the water.
You look at Steve
Steve is a blond middle-aged man with a dark tan.
You ask Steve about the boats
Steve's face lights up when he sees your shirt. "All Gamers ride for free during the Diddlebucker Run," he says. "You're in luck! We have one left. Go take her out for as long as you like. You can bring it back here or leave it at the north dock when you've finished."
You enter the boat
You make your way to the dock.

The waters of the river lap at the edges of the dock.

You can see a paddle boat here.

You get into the paddle boat.
Go east
River (in the paddle boat)
The rush and bustle of the Diddlebucker seem oddly distant as you bob gently in the calm water. Off to the north, the bridge that spans the river forms a wide tunnel through which the water flows.
Go north
River (in the paddle boat)
The rush and bustle of the Diddlebucker seem oddly distant as you bob gently in the calm water. Just in front of you, the bridge that spans the river forms a wide tunnel through which the water flows.
You go north
Tunnel (in the paddle boat)
This north/south tunnel runs through the bridge that spans the river here. Lanterns hanging from the ceiling provide a warm, inviting glow. In the middle of the tunnel floats a red and white striped paddle boat. Emblazoned on the front of the paddle boat is the smiling face of Diddy Esposito: founder, CEO and mascot of Diddlebucker Popcorn. A portly gentleman in a Panama hat smiles at you from his seat in the boat. On his lap you can see a pile of brightly colored cards.
You ask the man about the cards
Before you can say anything, the portly gentleman raises a hand. "No need to ask anything or perform any tricks," he says with a good-natured laugh. "You've come this far and that's good enough for me." He tosses you a card from the pile in his lap. He then paddles his boat behind yours. "Good luck to you, Gamer!" he calls to you before giving your paddle boat a gentle shove with his own.

River (in the paddle boat)
The rush and bustle of the Diddlebucker seem oddly distant as you bob gently in the calm water. Just to the south, the bridge that spans the river forms a wide tunnel through which the water flows. You can see a dock to the west.
Go west
Dock (in the paddle boat)
The waters of the river lap at the edges of the dock.
Exit
As you step onto the dock, a group of three older men dashes past you and jumps into the paddleboat. Their red, white and blue shirts read "Former Presidents of the United States." Your jaw drops in disbelief when Gerald Ford looks back and gives you a thumbs-up before he starts paddling the boat toward the tunnel.
You read second card
One side of the maremelade orange card bears a large number "2." On the other is the following poem:

MS. MNT IS SUPPOSED
TO BE VERY VOCALIC
BUT WHAT'S THE POOR WOMAN TO DO?

YOU'LL KNOW THE FIRST WORD
AND SHOULD GUESS THE SECOND ONE TOO
Go west
This is a business that rents paddle boats for people to use on the river. A man (Stan, presumably) is sitting in a cabana nearby. A few steps lead down to a dock in the water.
Go west
River Walk (North)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the far northern portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. There is a dock to the east.

You can see an 'invisible box' (in which is a mime) here.

The mime points to her balloons and then at you with a knowing smile on her face.
You look at the mime
She is wearing traditional mime makeup, a striped shirt and long black trousers. She is holding a large collection of helium-filled balloons, each one a different color. Predictably, she is performing the "mime trapped in an invisible box" routine.

The mime pretends to climb a rope.
You check your inventory
You are carrying:
the second maremelade orange riddle card
a long PVC pipe
a lighter
a check book
a chocolate chip cookie
the first maremelade orange riddle card
a glow stick (providing light)
a maremelade orange button (being worn)
your team shirt (being worn)

The mime points to her balloons and then at you with a knowing smile on her face.
You show second card to the mime
She's far too focused on her "predicament" to pay attention.
You give the pipe to the mime
You should SHOW things TO people instead.

The mime pretends to climb a rope.
Go south
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. On the far side of the river a concert is being performed. An east/west bridge spans the river here, forming the tunnel through which the river flows below. You also notice a narrow gap between two of the shops to the west.

Suddenly, a group of men and women dashes past you. Their gray shirts identify them as "The Implementers." One of them high-fives you while passing. The back of his shirt reads "Berlyn."
You continue
River Walk (South)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the southernmost portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. Some kind of concert is being performed on the eastern side of the river. A large crowd has congregated here, blocking passage to the east. They seem to be enjoying the view of the river.
You go to the south
Stepping out into moving traffic is a bad idea.

A taxicab drives down the street.
You get the ladder
The ladder is securely fastened to the back wall of the building.
Go upwards
You ascend the ladder...

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## Rooftop
This is the rooftop of one of the River Walk shops. The lights and sounds of the River Walk are fainter up here, but the view is fantastic. It offers a beautiful view of the River Walk below. It is connected to the roof of the store to the north

You can see a shabbily dressed man here.
You show second card to the man
"Gamer, you'd better quit talking to me and get back to the Diddlebucker."
You go to the north
River Walk (North)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the far northern portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. There is a dock to the east.

You can see an 'invisible box' (in which is a mime) here.

Suddenly, a group of fez-wearing men rides past you on what look like brand new miniature cars. Their gold shirts read "Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine - Hahira Delegation." The last driver beeps as he passes by, waving at you merrily.
You enter the box
Walking through the imaginary walls of the "invisible box" would ruin the illusion and disrupt the mime's performance.

The mime waves at passersby.
You show cookie to the mime
She's far too focused on her "predicament" to pay attention.

Suddenly, a group of three older men dashes past you. Their red, white and blue shirts read "Former Presidents of the United States." Your jaw drops as Richard Nixon gives you a thumbs-up on his way by.
You examine second
One side of the maremelade orange card bears a large number "2." On the other is the following poem:

MS. MNT IS SUPPOSED
TO BE VERY VOCALIC
BUT WHAT'S THE POOR WOMAN TO DO?

YOU'LL KNOW THE FIRST WORD
AND SHOULD GUESS THE SECOND ONE TOO

Suddenly, a group of elderly women wearing pink shirts dashes by you, nearly knocking you to the ground in the process. Their shirts read "Quilting Ladies of Colonial Hills." The last one to pass smiles at you while making a rude gesture. She then cackles wickedly and hurries to catch up with her teammates.
Go east
Go west
River Walk (North)
You can see an 'invisible box' (in which is a mime) here.

The mime knocks on the walls of her "prison."
You take the balloon
That seems to belong to the mime.

The mime waves at passersby.
You go south
River Walk (South)
You go to the south
Stepping out into moving traffic is a bad idea.

A taxicab drives down the street.
Hail taxi
You whistle sharply and the taxicab pulls to the curb. You open the door and climb inside...

This is an older vehicle, but it's surprisingly clean. The pine tree air freshener is a nice touch. The cab driver sits in the front seat. You notice an instruction placard and an ID card affixed to the dashboard.

"Welcome back, Gamer!" the driver says jovially.
Minute hand
"Hmm... I don't know that place, Gamer."
Exit
You open the door and step out of the taxicab...

River Walk (South)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the southernmost portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. Some kind of concert is being performed on the eastern side of the river. A large crowd has congregated here, blocking passage to the east. They seem to be enjoying the view of the river.

A taxicab drives down the street.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers in gold shirts knock you out of their way as they run past.
Amusement park
"Ok, here we go." The cabbie starts the meter and pulls into traffic. He expertly drives you through the city for several minutes before finally arriving at your destination. You pay the fee (plus a generous tip) by check and exit the cab. "Good luck, Gamer!" the cabbie calls to you through the window before pulling away.

American Dreamland is the largest and most popular amusement park in three states. You used to love coming here as a kid and you still try to make it at least once a year. Normally the park would be closing now, but normal rules don't apply during Diddlebucker weekend. Dozens of groups of people are filing past you and through the entrance to the north. A sign hanging above one of the turnstiles says "Gamers enter here!" You notice nobody going in through that line.
You enter the turnstile
That's not something you can enter.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers in gray and yellow shirts runs by. They are singing a classic showtune as they pass.

The taxicab disappears into the traffic.
You go north
The employee greets you warmly as you approach the turnstile. "Gamers get in free tonight!" he says. You thank him, taking the map he offers you as you pass by.

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## National Mall
This is the main avenue of the park that runs from the entrance to the south to the full size replica of the Statue of Liberty to the north. The avenue is illuminated by the alternating red, white and blue street lights, plus the hundreds of thousands of similarly colored mini-lights that cover the rooftops of the various shops and other establishments that line both sides of the avenue. A crowd of people fills the mall, talking, laughing and generally having a good time.

You look at the map the employee handed you. It shows the seven main areas of the park. Right now, you are in National Mall. The following locations are near you:

Statue of Liberty is to the north.
Kiddie Land is to the northeast.
Vegas Strip is to the northwest.
You go to the north-east
This section of the park is dedicated to children. Given the hour, there are fewer guests in this section of the park than there normally would be, but there are still a few families with their children. There are several rides here, but you exceed the height limitations on every ride but one: The Haunted House.
You examine House
This is one of those dark ride attractions that takes place completely indoors. You take a tour through a "haunted house" in a train of cars. Throughout the ride, different specters, ghouls and other assorted creatures try to frighten the guests. As it is a ride in Kiddie Land, none of the scares are especially frightening.

You notice something different about the crowd here at the amusement park.
You examine the crowd
The park guests seem to be enjoying themselves. You do not see any Diddlebucker shirts among them. Perhaps you are the first to make it this far!
Ride house
There is a sign placed in front of the waiting area. It reads "This ride is temporarily closed. We apologize for the inconvenience."
You go to the north
This ride is the centerpiece of the park. This full-scale replica of Lady Liberty reaches 305 feet in the air and towers over every other attraction here. It is the most recognizable symbol of American Dreamland.
You climb Statue
Little is to be achieved by that.
Ride statue
You wait in line for quite a while before getting a chance to board the elevator with several other park guests. Eventually, the elevator stops, the doors open and you step out...

Statue of Liberty (Crown)
The nighttime view from up here is simply breathtaking. As you look out through the open-air windows in the crown you can see the other places you have visited tonight. The River Walk is off to the south. You can just make out the lights of the concert that is still going on. Off to the east is the downtown area. Somewhere among the skyscrapers is Cleveland Avenue and the Convention Center where this all began. You stare at the sights for several moments, transfixed. Eventually, you tear yourself away from the view and take the elevator back down...

This ride is the centerpiece of the park. This full-scale replica of Lady Liberty reaches 305 feet in the air and towers over every other attraction here. It is the most recognizable symbol of American Dreamland.
You examine the map
This is a map of American Dreamland. It shows the seven main areas of the park. Right now, you are in Statue of Liberty. The following locations are near you:

Hawaiian Islands Water Park is to the north.
The Great Smoky Mountains is to the northeast.
Liberty Circle is to the northwest.
National Mall is to the south.
Kiddie Land is to the east.
Vegas Strip is to the west.
You go northeast
This is the area of the park which is dedicated to roller coasters. Some of the fastest and tallest roller coasters in the country can be found right here. Normally, you'd jump at the chance to ride Mount Thunderhead or maybe take a spin on The Hatfields & The
McCoys, but tonight this area of the park is just way too busy.
Every ride looks like it has a wait time of at least an hour or more.
You examine the Thunderhead
It's the tallest roller coaster in the world.
You examine Hatfields
This wooden roller coaster features two parallel tracks. Two trains of cars "race" each other to see which one can complete the ride first. It is one of the oldest and most popular rides in the park.
Go west
This is the gaming section of the theme park. Dozens of carnival-style games line each side of the strip, each one offering a dazzling array of prizes to be won. A crowd of people gathers around each game, cheering the contestants. You see the following games nearby:

Whack-A-George
Guess Your Age & Weight
The Paul Bunyan
Sink the Fink
You examine George
This is like Whack-A-Mole except instead of trying to smack moles with a mallet as they pop up out of their holes, you are trying to smack little figures of King George III.
You play george
The barker watches your approach with interest. "All right, Gamer," she says. "No charge tonight. All you have to do is watch those kings pop up and smack 'em on the head before they go back down." She hands you a mallet before stepping back and pressing a button. Immediately, the little kings start popping out of their holes! You take a swing... [PRESS ANY KEY TO SWING]

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

BOP!

"Hey, not bad," the barker says as she takes the mallet from your hand. "You got sixteen out of twenty! That's almost good enough for a prize!"
You play the fink
Benedict Arnold is jeering at the crowd from the tank, using what is probably an historically inaccurate cockney accent. He spots you right away and manages to insult your lineage, your country, your hair, your shirt and your pets before you even get to the assistant who hands you three balls. "Nyah, nyah, yeh can't hit nuttin' wi' tose arms," he taunts.

"You get three tries, Gamer," the assistant says to you while Arnold continues his jeering. "Good luck!" You bring back your arm and whip the ball at the target...

FWISH!

FWISH!

FWISH!

"Sorry, Gamer," the assistant says, retrieving the errant balls while Benedict Arnold guffaws obnoxiously from his secure spot on the platform. "Better luck next time!"
Play guess
"Old or tall, young or small! Step right up, we guess 'em all!" says the barker as you approach the game. "Ah, we have a Gamer tonight!" he continues. "Come on up, Gamer, let me amaze you with my extrasensory, telepathic and transmundane ability to guess your weight within ten pounds and your age within ten years! If I can't do at least
one of those, you win a prize!"

You step up to the platform...

The barker gives you a quick glance and guesses your age exactly right. "Better luck next time, Gamer!" he calls to you as you step away from the platform.
You play the alamo
The barker grins as you approach. "Step right up, Gamer and let's see what you got! Gamers play free tonight, of course!" He hands you a rifle. "Wait for the bell and then shoot the little Texans when they pop up! So simple even a baby can do it!" He steps back and presses a button. A bell rings and suddenly, the little Texans start popping up everywhere! You take aim...

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

"Haw, haw!" chortles the barker as he takes the rifle from your hand. "You got yourself eight out of ten, Gamer! Not bad! Not bad at all. But not good enough for a prize, either. Better luck next time!"
You play paul
"Step right up, step right up!" the barker shouts to the crowd as you approach. "It's time to separate the men from the boys and the women from the girls! Take a swing, ring the bell and get a prize!" The barker notices you then and grins broadly. "Here's a champ if I ever saw one," he shouts, handing you a large, heavy mallet. "You get three swings, Gamer. Let's see what you've got!" You lift the mallet high over your head and swing it down as hard as you can...

BOOM!

BOOM!

BOOM!

"Good arm," the barker says as he takes the mallet from your hand. "You got the puck two-thirds of the way up! Hit it just a little harder next time and you might win a prize!"
You play paul
"Step right up, step right up!" the barker shouts to the crowd as you approach. "It's time to separate the men from the boys and the women from the girls! Take a swing, ring the bell and get a prize!" The barker notices you then and grins broadly. "Here's a champ if I ever saw one," he shouts, handing you a large, heavy mallet. "You get three swings, Gamer. Let's see what you've got!" You lift the mallet high over your head and swing it down as hard as you can...

BOOM!

BOOM!

BOOM!

"Good arm," the barker says as he takes the mallet from your hand. "You got the puck three-fourths of the way up! Hit it just a little harder next time and you might win a prize!"
Go north
Hawaiian Islands Water Park is one of the top rated water parks in the nation. Normally the water park closes before the rest of the park, but they've brought in extra lights to keep it open later than usual. Although the sun set a while ago, it is still quite warm, so there is a sizeable crowd here. Some changing rooms are off to the northeast. The nearby attractions are:

Maui Madness
Aloha River
You go northeast
This is about what you'd expect from a changing room. This is where park guests change in and out of their swimsuits.

You can see some lockers here.
Change
Why bother?
Ride lanes
A park employee appears out of nowhere and stops you. "Park rules state that guests must wear a swimsuit when riding any ride in the water park," she says before disappearing into the crowd.

Something about a young couple walking by catches your eye.
You examine the couple
You recognize the girl. She is the representative that checked you in back at the Convention Center! The couple is wearing matching swimsuits the exact same maremelade orange as your team shirt.
You ask couple about the swimsuits
"What's that?" the young man asks. His eyes flicker briefly towards your shirt. "Oh...the swimsuits. Do you like them? You know, oddly enough, we do have some extras. Brand new, never worn. We
might be willing to part with one of them. What do you think, dear?" He turns to his companion.

"Hmm...maybe," she says. "You know, we're big fans of American history," she continues. "Tell you what, bring us something with the face of our thirtieth president on it and we'll let you have one of our extra swimsuits. We'll be in the water park all night. Come back here when you have something!" With that, the couple turns away and starts discussing which attraction to go on next.
You examine the madness
This is a dark tunnel slide. Each rider sits in an inner tube and slides through the darkness of a completely enclosed tunnel of incredibly fast curves and steep drops.

The young couple disappears into the crowd.
You look at the typhoon
On this ride, two people share a figure-eight-style inner tube as they slide through numerous twists and turns, before exiting through a waterfall.
You examine River
This is a lazy river ride that encircles the water park. Park guests can float along in an inner tube or just swim without one.
Go northwest
The center of this area of the park is dominated by the "White House Tours" attraction designed to look like the actual White House in Washington, D.C.
You examine House
This is more of an attraction than a standard ride. On the outside, it looks just like The Executive Mansion in Washington D.C. The inside is a theater, where guests view a documentary about the American Presidency which culminates in a live presentation by animatronic versions of the thirty-nine men who have been President of the United States.
You enter House
A park employee apologizes. "Unfortunately, we just started a presentation a few minutes ago. Please try back later."
You examine the map
This is a map of American Dreamland. It shows the seven main areas of the park. Right now, you are in Liberty Circle. The following locations are near you:

Vegas Strip is to the south.
Statue of Liberty is to the southeast.
Hawaiian Islands Water Park is to the east.
Look around
This is the main avenue of the park that runs from the entrance to the south to the full size replica of the Statue of Liberty to the north. The avenue is illuminated by the alternating red, white and blue street lights, plus the hundreds of thousands of similarly colored mini-lights that cover the rooftops of the various shops and other establishments that line both sides of the avenue. A crowd of people fills the mall, talking, laughing and generally having a good time.
You examine the shops
You study the different stores closely. The name of each shop is related to some aspect of Americana. The stores you see nearby are:

Johnny Applepies
The Star Spangled Banquet
Uncle Sam-wiches
The Columbian
Silent Cal's Cookies
Hoosier Hospitality
The May-Flour
The Boston T-Shirt Party
Colora-Donuts
Minnesodas
Rocky Rhode Island
You enter silent
This cookie shop is designed to reflect the art deco sensibilities of the 1920's. The shop is fairly crowded, but you do notice one unoccupied table in a corner. An exit to the west leads outside.
You examine table
It is a small table with a chair next to it. There is a napkin dispenser in the middle of the table.

On the table is a napkin dispenser (in which is a paper napkin).
You examine napkin
Which do you mean, the napkin dispenser or the paper napkin?
You look at the paper
It bears the likeness of Calvin Coolidge eating a gigantic snickerdoodle.
You take the paper
Taken.

As you pick up the napkin, a commotion causes you to turn your head. A group of Gamers has just burst into the shop. Their cream and crimson shirts simply say "Hoosiers." They run around the shop desperately looking for clues, but find nothing. One white-haired Gamer throws a chair across the room in frustration before following his teammates out the door.

(It looks like you are no longer the only Gamer to get this far.)
Go north
Suddenly, a group of Gamers in gray and yellow shirts runs by. They are singing an old sea shanty as they pass.
You go to the north
Suddenly, a group of Gamers dashes by. Their neon shirts read "BTTF Forever!" The last one shouts "Great Scott!" as she passes by.
You look at the people
The park guests seem to be enjoying themselves.
You wait for a while
Time passes.

Something about a young couple walking by catches your eye.
You show napkin to the couple
The young couple looks pleased. "That will look great in our collection!" he says, taking the napkin from you. The young woman agrees. "Well, a deal is a deal," she says, opening a nylon bag she carries slung over one shoulder. She rummages about in the bag. "Let's see, it's Smith., isn't it? Here it is," She tosses you a swimsuit. "Wear it well!" The couple turns away, admiring the napkin.
You examine the swimsuit
(the maremelade orange swimsuit)
The maremelade orange swimsuit has the word "Easterbunniesâ´" printed vertically down the left side and "Smith." horizontally across the backside.
Go northeast
You can see some lockers here.
Change
You change into the swimsuit. You put everything else in a locker and head back out to the main area of the water park.

Hawaiian Islands Water Park is one of the top rated water parks in the nation. Normally the water park closes before the rest of the park, but they've brought in extra lights to keep it open later than usual. Although the sun set a while ago, it is still quite warm, so there is a sizeable crowd here. Some changing rooms are off to the northeast. The nearby attractions are:

Maui Madness
Aloha River
Ride typhoon
You stand in line for quite a while. Eventually, you are paired up with a middle-aged woman. You both get into the inner tube and, after a signal from the worker to your right, it begins ascending a hill. As you near the top, the sounds of the crowd and the attractions die away. Up here, under the night sky, it seems oddly peaceful. But you know that sense of peace won't last, for you eventually reach the peak of the hill. And then...

Your heart leaps into your throat as you fly down the hill! Your companion looks completely terrified while you just try your best to hold on as the inner tube zips through one turn, dashes over a series of hills, flies through a series of curves and finally exits through a waterfall, completely drenching you both. Laughing weakly, the two of you climb out of the inner tube and high five one another before heading off in different directions......

Hawaiian Islands Water Park is one of the top rated water parks in the nation. Normally the water park closes before the rest of the park, but they've brought in extra lights to keep it open later than usual. Although the sun set a while ago, it is still quite warm, so there is a sizeable crowd here. Some changing rooms are off to the northeast. The nearby attractions are:

Maui Madness
Aloha River
Ride madness
The line of guests leads up a winding staircase and it takes a long time before you reach the top, where you can finally see the dark mouth of the tunnel. You watch for several more minutes as guest after guest goes screaming into that darkness. Finally, it is your turn! The park employee helps you into an inner tube. You barely have a chance to prepare yourself before he gives your tube a shove and you slide down into the void...

You feel as if you are flying through the dark tunnel. Water sloshes all around you as your inner tube spins, bumps and twirls through the dark.

Your stomach lurches as you take a sharp left...

You feel as if you are flying through the dark tunnel. Water sloshes all around you as your inner tube spins, bumps and twirls through the dark.

Your heart skips a beat as you take a sharp right...

You feel as if you are flying through the dark tunnel. Water sloshes all around you as your inner tube spins, bumps and twirls through the dark.

You gasp in surprise as you drop down a steep incline...

You finally burst from the darkness and land in a shallow pool of water. What a rush! Wiping the water from your eyes, you shakily hand the inner tube to a park employee and make your way back to the main area of the water park...

Hawaiian Islands Water Park is one of the top rated water parks in the nation. Normally the water park closes before the rest of the park, but they've brought in extra lights to keep it open later than usual. Although the sun set a while ago, it is still quite warm, so there is a sizeable crowd here. Some changing rooms are off to the northeast. The nearby attractions are:

Maui Madness
Aloha River
Ride lanes
You stand in line for quite a while, ascending a staircase with the other guests. When you finally get to the top, you are matched up with six other riders. You are in the second lane. Although the view up here is spectacular, you're far too focused on the race ahead of you. After a few tense seconds, the park employee blows her whistle and you're off! You slide

As you come to the end of the slide you realize that you came in seventh place. Oh well, at least the ride was fun!

Hawaiian Islands Water Park is one of the top rated water parks in the nation. Normally the water park closes before the rest of the park, but they've brought in extra lights to keep it open later than usual. Although the sun set a while ago, it is still quite warm, so there is a sizeable crowd here. Some changing rooms are off to the northeast. The nearby attractions are:

Maui Madness
Aloha River
You look at the lanes
This giant water slide is several lanes wide, allowing for multiple riders to race one another on their way down.

Suddenly, a group of elderly women wearing pink shirts dashes by you, nearly knocking you to the ground in the process. Their shirts read "Quilting Ladies of Colonial Hills." The last one to pass smiles at you while making a rude gesture. She then cackles wickedly and hurries to catch up with her teammates.
Describe the surroundings
Hawaiian Islands Water Park is one of the top rated water parks in the nation. Normally the water park closes before the rest of the park, but they've brought in extra lights to keep it open later than usual. Although the sun set a while ago, it is still quite warm, so there is a sizeable crowd here. Some changing rooms are off to the northeast. The nearby attractions are:

Maui Madness
Aloha River

Suddenly, a group of Gamers dashes by. Their lime-colored shirts read "University Debate Team." The last one shouts "Be it resolved that Smith. will lose big!" as she passes by.
Ride river
Unlike the other attractions, there isn't really a line for the Aloha River. This lazy river ride encircles the water park. As the water is very shallow, park guests can either swim or float along in one of the inner tubes already in the water.

Aloha River (Southeast)
You opt to go without an inner tube, rather than wait for an available one. This ride is actually quite relaxing. You float on your back for a while and gaze at the night sky. You forget about the other park guests around you and drift lazily in the water.

Suddenly, a group of elderly men in plaid swimsuits swims by you. Their swimsuits read "Golfing Grandpas of Golden Acres." The last one to float by salutes you in a friendly way.
Go east
You can't go that way.

The water currents carry you around the bend...

Aloha River (East)
You are floating lazily in the river ride that encircles the water park.
Swim
It is so much more relaxing to just float on your back and let the water carry you along with it.
You wait for a while
Time passes.

The water currents carry you around the bend...

Aloha River (North)
You are floating lazily in the river ride that encircles the water park.

You can see an inflatable ball here.
You take the ball
Taken.

Suddenly, a group of teenagers floats past you in yellow inner tubes. Their green and orange swimsuits read "Dungeon Masters of Southport." The last one to pass points at you and shouts "Sopio!" before laughing and paddling the inner tube after her teammates.
You look at the ball
The ball has red and white stripes and is roughly the size of a volleyball.

The water currents carry you around the bend...

Aloha River (West)
You are floating lazily in the river ride that encircles the water park.
Wait
Time passes.

The water currents carry you around the bend...

Aloha River (Southwest)
You are floating lazily in the river ride that encircles the water park.
Wait
Time passes.

As relaxing as this is, you really need to get back to the Diddlebucker. With a sigh, you stand up and exit the ride...

Hawaiian Islands Water Park is one of the top rated water parks in the nation. Normally the water park closes before the rest of the park, but they've brought in extra lights to keep it open later than usual. Although the sun set a while ago, it is still quite warm, so there is a sizeable crowd here. Some changing rooms are off to the northeast. The nearby attractions are:

Maui Madness
Aloha River
Go northeast
You can see some lockers here.
Change
You get your things from the locker, change into your regular clothes and head back out to the main area of the water park.

Hawaiian Islands Water Park is one of the top rated water parks in the nation. Normally the water park closes before the rest of the park, but they've brought in extra lights to keep it open later than usual. Although the sun set a while ago, it is still quite warm, so there is a sizeable crowd here. Some changing rooms are off to the northeast. The nearby attractions are:

Maui Madness
Aloha River
You go to the north-west
Suddenly, a group of Gamers in black and pink shirts runs past. One of them points at you and laughs on his way by.
You enter House
You walk up to the entrance and a park employee ushers you inside...

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)
Look around
The house lights have been dimmed in this large theater facing a white screen to the north. Although you've always enjoyed White House Tours, it isn't nearly as popular as the other rides and attractions and right now you are the only one here. There is an exit to the east.
You go north
There is a big screen in your way.

You decide to take a seat and wait for the show to start.

White House Tours (on the seat)
The house lights have been dimmed in this large theater facing a white screen to the north. Although you've always enjoyed White House Tours, it isn't nearly as popular as the other rides and attractions and right now you are the only one here. There is an exit to the east.
You wait
Time passes.

Patriotic music begins to play and the house lights go out just as three more park guests make their way into the theater and sit down in the front row. You make yourself comfortable in your seat as the voice of James Earl Jones begins recounting the early days of the American Presidency......

The documentary has reached the post-World War II presidencies. You notice that the three men in the front row seem completely transfixed by what is happening on the screen. In the flickering light of the projector you can just make out the names "Nixon," "Ford" and "Carter" on the backs of their shirts. You continue watching the movie...

The movie ends with an appropriate fanfare as the screen retracts into the ceiling. The stage lights come up dramatically, illuminating the thirty-nine animatronic representations of the Presidents of the United States standing there. The three men in the front row go absolutely wild with whoops and hollers as each of the different "Presidents" on stage acknowledges its introduction by James Earl Jones with a wave and a nod of its head. There is much high-fiving and slapping on the back when Jones reads the names of the thirty-seventh, thirty-eighth and thirty-ninth Presidents....

The presentation comes to a triumphant conclusion with a stirring speech by "Abraham Lincoln." The house lights come up and the three men in the front row make their way back out the exit to the east, leaving you alone in the theater. You notice that the stage lights were left on for some reason.
Go north
(first getting off the seat)
You stand up.

The House lights are dimmed, but the screen has been retracted into the ceiling, fully exposing the stage behind it to the north, which is illuminated by the stage lights. Although you've always enjoyed White House Tours, it isn't nearly as popular as the other rides and attractions and right now you are the only one here. There is an exit to the east.

You are on the stage with thirty-nine animatronic representations of the Presidents of the United States.

You can see a powdered wig here.
You wear the wig
You put on the powdered wig.
You look at Presidents
You give the "Presidents" a cursory glance. They are all amazingly lifelike. A great deal of skill and effort was put into making each one resemble the original. Up here on the stage, you notice something you hadn't noticed while watching from your seat; each one seems to be holding something in its left hand.
You go east
You head back outside.

The center of this area of the park is dominated by the "White House Tours" attraction designed to look like the actual White House in Washington, D.C.
Play age
"Old or tall, young or small! Step right up, we guess 'em all!" says the barker as you approach the game. "Ah, we have a Gamer tonight!" he continues. "Come on up, Gamer, let me amaze you with my extrasensory, telepathic and transmundane ability to guess your weight within ten pounds and your age within ten years! If I can't do at least
one of those, you win a prize!"

You step up to the platform...

The barker looks at you for several moments, a sly smile on his face. Finally, he guesses your age. He guesses nine years older than you actually are. "Better luck next time, Gamer!" He calls to you as you step away from the platform.
You wear the ball
(the inflatable ball)
You stuff the inflatable ball under your shirt. Your belly now looks considerably bigger.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers in gray and yellow shirts runs by. They are singing a classic showtune as they pass.
Play guess
"Old or tall, young or small! Step right up, we guess 'em all!" says the barker as you approach the game. "Ah, the Gamer's back!" He continues. "Lucky for you I don't remember what I guessed last time! Come on up, Gamer, let me amaze you again with my extrasensory, telepathic and transmundane ability to guess your weight within ten pounds and your age within ten years!"

You step up to the platform...

The barker looks at you for several moments, a sly smile on his face. Finally, he guesses your age. He guesses seven years older than you actually are. "Better luck next time, Gamer!" He calls to you as you step away from the platform.
Inventory
You are carrying:
a powdered wig (being worn)
a map
the second maremelade orange riddle card
a long PVC pipe
a lighter
a check book
a chocolate chip cookie
the first maremelade orange riddle card
a glow stick (providing light)
a maremelade orange button
your team shirt (being worn)
an inflatable ball (being worn)
a maremelade orange swimsuit

Suddenly, a group of Gamers dashes by. Their neon shirts read "BTTF Forever!" The last one shouts "What are you lookin' at, Butthead?" as she passes by.
You enter may
This is a bakery that sells everything from elephant ears to cupcakes. It is very crowded in here, even at this time of night. There is a long line of people waiting to order. There is an exit to the west.
You examine the line
The park guests seem to be enjoying themselves.
You entethe colora-donuts
As you might expect, this shop sells dozens of varieties of donuts. It is very crowded in here, even at this time of night. There is a long line of people waiting to place their orders. There is an exit to the west.
You go to the west
Suddenly, a group of teenagers dashes by. Their green and orange shirts read "Dungeon Masters of Southport." The last one to pass points at you and shouts "Adnexus!" before laughing and chasing after his teammates.
You enter the island
This is an ice cream shop that boats "1776 different flavors," which you assume is an exaggeration. It is very crowded in here, even at this time of night. Every table is occupied and there is a long line of people waiting to order their ice cream. There is an exit to the west.
You entethe t-shirt
This shop sells all kinds of T-shirts featuring different attractions at the park. It is very crowded in here, even at this time of night. There is a long line of people waiting to purchase their shirts. There is an exit to the east.
You examinthe t-shirts
The shirts have been pretty thoroughly picked over. For example, the only shirts left promoting the "White House Tour" attraction bear the likeness of William Henry Harrison.
You enter the minnesodas
This is a soda shop. You can get everything from plain cola to milkshakes here. The shop is very crowded, even at this time of night. There is a long line of people waiting to place their orders. There is an exit to the east.
You enter the Uncle
This is a sandwich shop that specializes in foot-long sub sandwiches. It is very crowded in here, even at this time of night. Every table is occupied and there is a long line of people waiting to order their food. There is an exit to the west.
You enter the cakes
This shop sells the largest bundt cakes you have ever seen! You see one cake roughly the size of a car tire. The shop is very crowded, even at this time of night. There is a long line of people waiting to place their orders. There is an exit to the west.
You look at the cake
Although many are normal cakes, there are some truly large specimens as well. You have no idea if people eat these cakes in one sitting, carry them around the park or what.
You buy the cake with the check
The shop is crowded and the line is way too long.
You take the cake
If you want to buy a cake, just say so.
You buy the cake
You must state what you would like to buy the bundt cakes with.
Go west
Suddenly, a group of Gamers in brown shirts rudely shove you out of the way as they run by.
You enter the Hospitality
Hoosier Hospitality is where park guests go when they are in need of medical assistance. It is unlikely that there are any clues there.

Suddenly, a group of men and women dashes past you. Their gray shirts identify them as "The Implementers." One of them high-fives you while passing. The back of his shirt reads "Galley."
You enter Banquet
This is a cafeteria-style restaurant. The food appears to be mostly American comfort food: biscuits, gravy, fried chicken, roast beef, etc. Your stomach growls at the sight and smell of it all. It is very crowded in here, even at this time of night. Every table is occupied and there is a long line of people waiting to order their food. There is an exit to the east.

You can see a cane here.
You examine cane
It's a simple wooden cane with a curved handle and a rubber tip.
You go northeast
Suddenly, a group of Gamers in silver and blue shirts runs past you, making rude comments about your last name.
You look at the map
This is a map of American Dreamland. It shows the seven main areas of the park. Right now, you are in The Great Smoky Mountains. The following locations are near you:

Kiddie Land is to the south.
Statue of Liberty is to the southwest.
Hawaiian Islands Water Park is to the west.
Play guess
"Old or tall, young or small! Step right up, we guess 'em all!" says the barker as you approach the game. "Ah, the Gamer's back!" He continues. "Lucky for you I don't remember what I guessed last time! Come on up, Gamer, let me amaze you again with my extrasensory, telepathic and transmundane ability to guess your weight within ten pounds and your age within ten years!"

You step up to the platform...

The barker looks at you for several moments, a sly smile on his face. Finally, he guesses your age. He guesses several decades
older than you actually are! You take off the powdered wig and do a little dance without being aided by the cane. The barker laughs uproariously at your antics. "Ok, Gamer," he says. "You got me. Just remember, I have to get both  your age and weight
wrong for you to win!"

The barker studies you again. He takes much longer this time before finally making his guess. His guess is twenty pounds too
heavy! You take the inflatable ball out of your shirt and dribble it around the platform to the delight of the barker. "You have gall, Gamer!" he says with a hearty laugh. "Here, take your prize. You earned it!" He tosses you some kind of toy. You thank him and step away from the platform.
Examine toy
It's a soft foam hammer designed to look like a medieval weapon.
You go to the south
As you pass through the exit turnstile, an employee gives you a big smile. "Good luck, Gamer and have a great evening!" she says as you walk past.

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## American Dreamland
You wait for the cab
You wait for the taxi. After several moments, you see one coming down the street.

You whistle sharply and the taxicab pulls to the curb. You open the door and climb inside...

This is an older vehicle, but it's surprisingly clean. The pine tree air freshener is a nice touch. The cab driver sits in the front seat. You notice an instruction placard and an ID card affixed to the dashboard.

"Welcome back, Gamer!" the driver says jovially.
River Walk
"Ok, here we go." The cabbie starts the meter and pulls into traffic. He expertly drives you through the city for several minutes before finally arriving at your destination. You pay the fee (plus a generous tip) by check and exit the cab. "Good luck, Gamer!" the cabbie calls to you through the window before pulling away.

River Walk (South)
The River Walk is truly one of the most majestic sights of the city, especially now that the sun has set. This is the southernmost portion of the Walk. Many shops and restaurants line the western side, each lit with festive hanging lights, which reflect prettily in the water of the river to the east. Some kind of concert is being performed on the eastern side of the river. A large crowd has congregated here, blocking passage to the east. They seem to be enjoying the view of the river.
You go to the north
Suddenly, a group of Gamers dashes by. Their neon shirts read "BTTF Forever!" The last one shouts "Great Scott!" as she passes by.
Go north
River Walk (North)
You can see an 'invisible box' (in which is a mime) here.
You hit the box with the hammer
Lifting the hammer high above your head, you strike a mighty blow against the invisible "walls" that imprison the mime. She falls to her knees and covers her head as if protecting it from thousands of shards of glass. After a moment, she stands up with a look of delight on her face. Free of her imaginary prison, she walks over to you. Wordlessly (of course) she hands you one of the balloons she was carrying. She then gives you a little curtsy before skipping away.
You examine balloon
The balloon matches the exact maremelade orange of your team shirt.
Go south
River Walk (South)
A taxicab drives down the street.
You wait for cab
The taxicab is already here!

You whistle sharply and the taxicab pulls to the curb. You open the door and climb inside...

This is an older vehicle, but it's surprisingly clean. The pine tree air freshener is a nice touch. The cab driver sits in the front seat. You notice an instruction placard and an ID card affixed to the dashboard.

"Welcome back, Gamer!" the driver says jovially.
You go north
The employee greets you warmly as you approach the turnstile. "Gamers get in free tonight!" he says. You thank him as you pass by.

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## National Mall
You examine the map
This is a map of American Dreamland. It shows the seven main areas of the park. Right now, you are in National Mall. The following locations are near you:

Statue of Liberty is to the north.
Kiddie Land is to the northeast.
Vegas Strip is to the northwest.
You look at the map
This is a map of American Dreamland. It shows the seven main areas of the park. Right now, you are in Statue of Liberty. The following locations are near you:

Hawaiian Islands Water Park is to the north.
The Great Smoky Mountains is to the northeast.
Liberty Circle is to the northwest.
National Mall is to the south.
Kiddie Land is to the east.
Vegas Strip is to the west.

Suddenly, a group of young men and women dashes past you. Their blue shirts read "Young Democrats of Cherry Hill." The last one to pass by shouts "We heart Hart!"
You enter House
You walk up to the entrance and a park employee ushers you inside...

The house lights have been dimmed in this large theater facing a white screen to the north. Although you've always enjoyed White House Tours, it isn't nearly as popular as the other rides and attractions and right now you are the only one here. There is an exit to the east.
You go to the north
(first getting off the seat)
You stand up.

The House lights are dimmed, but the screen has been retracted into the ceiling, fully exposing the stage behind it to the north, which is illuminated by the stage lights. Although you've always enjoyed White House Tours, it isn't nearly as popular as the other rides and attractions and right now you are the only one here. There is an exit to the east.
You look at the hand
You look closer and realize that each "President" is holding a uniquely colored card in its left hand! Now that you know what to look for, you study each "President" much more closely. Finally, you find it! In the left hand of "Andrew Johnson" you find the third maremelade orange riddle card! You carefully remove the card.
You examine third
One side of the maremelade orange card bears a large number "3." On the other is the following poem:

BUT YOU MUST DO SOMETHING
AND HERE IS YOUR CLUE:

SING TO THE RIGHT MAN
TO MOVE ON IN THIS GAME
You examine the hammer
It's a soft foam hammer designed to look like a medieval weapon.
Sing
What do you want to sing?
You sing the alphabet
(to yourself)
You hum quietly to yourself.
Look around
You are on the stage with thirty-nine animatronic representations of the Presidents of the United States.
You examine Cleveland
Grover Cleveland carries himself with a quiet dignity.
You look at Ford
Gerald R. Ford carries himself with a quiet dignity.
You examine the map
This is a map of American Dreamland. It shows the seven main areas of the park. Right now, you are in Statue of Liberty. The following locations are near you:

Hawaiian Islands Water Park is to the north.
The Great Smoky Mountains is to the northeast.
Liberty Circle is to the northwest.
National Mall is to the south.
Kiddie Land is to the east.
Vegas Strip is to the west.

Suddenly, a group of Gamers in gold shirts knock you out of their way as they run past.
You go northeast
This is the area of the park which is dedicated to roller coasters. Some of the fastest and tallest roller coasters in the country can be found right here. Normally, you'd jump at the chance to ride Mount Thunderhead or maybe take a spin on The Hatfields & The
McCoys, but tonight this area of the park is just way too busy.
Every ride looks like it has a wait time of at least an hour or more.
You go east
This section of the park is dedicated to children. Given the hour, there are fewer guests in this section of the park than there normally would be, but there are still a few families with their children. There are several rides here, but you exceed the height limitations on every ride but one: The Haunted House.

You can see a park employee here.
You examine the employee
Like every employee here, this one has a cheerful look on his face. His nametag says "Kirk." He is eating a piece of cake.
You sing the alphabet to Kirk
You start to sing...

QRSTUV
WXY and Z!
Now I know my ABC's
Next time won't you sing with me?

Kirk eyes you nervously.
You examine the cake
It appears to be chocolate.
You ask Kirk about the cake
"It's delicious! One of my coworkers baked it for me today."
You ask Kirk about Diddlebucker
It's glorious!"
Sing team to Kirk
You don't know the words to that song.

Suddenly, a group of men and women dashes past you. Their gray shirts identify them as "The Implementers." One of them high-fives you while passing. The back of his shirt reads "Bates."
You examine third
One side of the maremelade orange card bears a large number "3." On the other is the following poem:

BUT YOU MUST DO SOMETHING
AND HERE IS YOUR CLUE:

SING TO THE RIGHT MAN
TO MOVE ON IN THIS GAME

Suddenly, a group of Gamers in black and pink shirts runs past. One of them points at you and laughs on his way by.
You sing the happy birthday to Kirk
You start to sing...

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Kiiirrrrrk!
Happy birthday to you!

Kirk applauds your singing with a big smile. "Thank you, Gamer!" he says. "And very well done. That deserves a prize." He pulls something out of his pocket and hands it to you. It is a maremelade orange pencil topper shaped like a little tombstone. "You know," he continues, "I think the ride might be ready to re-open. If you'll just follow me." He turns and leads you into the Haunted House.....

The interior of the Haunted House is, not unexpectedly, fairly dark. A series of black cars connected to a track slowly passes by and leads into a tunnel. Kirk directs you to enter one of the cars. Your car follows the others into the darkness...

Melancholy music plays as you continue through the tunnel. A sinister voice begins to describe the history of the house and all of the gruesome happenings that have taken place there. You exit the tunnel into a Victorian-style living room full of cobwebs, skeletons and other macabre props and decorations. Some movement out of the corner of your eye causes you to turn in your seat. You just catch a glimpse of something flying towards your face before the world suddenly explodes into a thousand stars which are then swallowed by a spinning, dark void...

The room is completely dark, you can't move and right now all you can focus on is the incredible pain in your head.
You check your inventory
The room is completely dark, you can't move and right now all you can focus on is the incredible pain in your head.

Your head starts to feel a little better.
You wait for a while
The room is completely dark, you can't move and right now all you can focus on is the incredible pain in your head.

The pain in your head has diminished to a dull throb. Suddenly, the lights come on in the room!

Employees Only (on the chair)
This is a nondescript room. Based on the muffled sounds of sinister music and other sound effects, you can guess that it is one of the backstage rooms of the Haunted House ride that is only accessible to employees. You can't see a door from your position in the chair, so you assume it must be in the south wall behind you.

You can see a desk (on which is a phone book) here.
About yourself
As good-looking as ever.
You stand
You find that your arms and legs are securely tied to the chair. You are unable to move.

You hear a door open behind you and the sound of someone entering the room. Your jaw drops open as two people step into view...it can't be! But it is. Your former teammates Lori and David are standing in front of you, each pointing a gun at your heart. "What's up, Smith.?" Lori asks by way of greeting. "Having fun playing the Diddlebucker?"
No
"Well," she says,"unfortunately for you, it's not likely to get any better. You see..." She stops suddenly and cocks her head to one side as if listening to something. "They've stopped the ride," she says to David. "You'd better go take a look," David says. "Don't worry. I'll keep an eye on our friend here." Lori nods and faces you again. "Ok, look, we're going to make this easy," she says, tossing a maremelade orange card onto your lap. "That's the last riddle card. You're going to solve it for us or we're going to kill you. You have five minutes." She disappears from view.
You examine the riddle
The maremelade orange card is face up on your lap. On the side that you can see is the following poem:

BUT SHE'S ALSO A SON
GET HERE FIRST WITH THE TREASURES
AND YOU WILL HAVE WON!

HETOL

You hear the door open and close behind you.

David suddenly lowers his gun and kneels down in front of you and begins untying your bonds. "I'll need to put these ropes back on you before Lori gets back," he says. He stuffs the ropes into a pocket. "Ok, listen carefully," he says. "We don't have a lot of time. Here's the deal. After you asked Lori and me to join your Diddlebucker team, she started thinking and she came to the conclusion that it would be better to split the winnings two ways instead of three. She, and I'm sorry to say this, but she didn't think you'd really be much help. She always thought of herself as the brains of our little group. Anyway, this morning she told me that you had called her and said you were sick and wouldn't be able to play. She said you had asked her to be the new team captain. I didn't know anything about the letter until we got to the Convention Center and we saw you throwing our shirts away. You should have seen her searching through the garbage for them! She was furious! She had to tell me the whole story then. See, she was convinced you'd give up and go home when you got that letter and that we'd be able to play the Diddlebucker ourselves and split the money. But, to be honest, I don't think she ever intended to split the money with me either." He holds the gun up. "The gun she gave me has blanks," he says. "I checked it out when she wasn't looking. She certainly was prepared, I'll give her that. And I'm pretty sure hers doesn't have blanks..."

"I'm guessing she intended to let me help her solve the clues and then planned to find some way to get rid of me before we got to the last location. Then, the prize money would all be hers. You messed that up though by not only staying in the game, but by solving the clues faster than anyone else. I pretended to go along with her so I could keep an eye on her and try to protect you if things got out of hand, which they obviously did. We were stuck trailing after you and trying not to be seen. But that changed when we got to American Dreamland. Lori used to work here in high school, remember? She knows
all about the secret tunnels under this place and how to get to the "employees only" sections of the park. After we followed you here, she led us into one of the tunnels so we could plan our next move. But when we got there, we heard voices. Just around the corner in the tunnel a couple of Diddlebucker reps were talking and we were able to figure out that this ride held the last clue. We snuck on using the service entrance, found the clue card and then hid behind one of the coffins waiting for you to show up..."

"The thing is, Lori isn't as clever as she thinks she is. She can't figure this card out. And I can't either. And if we don't come up with some kind of answer for her, things are going to get ugly. I know it's not fair, but you're going to have to solve the riddle for her, even if that means letting her win. We don't have time for me to sneak you out of here while she's still on the ride. If you give her the answer, she'll have to keep you alive long enough to check it out to make sure you were right. My guess is she'll ask me to watch you while she goes off to win the money, with some kind of promise that she'll split it with me when she returns. That will give us time to get out of here. I don't think she suspects me of wanting to double-cross her. We can go to the police then. It means you won't win the game, but you'll be alive."
You look up Hotel in the phone book
You find several listings under the section for "Hotels and Lodging." They are:

The Cassiopeia Inn
The Danbury Hotel
The Frederick Inn
The Holland Odyssean Hotel
The Kilhenny Hotel
The Meridian Hotel
The Quarternary Inn
The Somewhither Inn
The Grand Vermillion
The Yorkshire Inn
You say the holland odyssean
(to David)
You should ASK people ABOUT things instead.
You ask David about the holland odyssean
"We're wasting time!"
You ask David about Diddlebucker
"We're wasting time!"

A grinding noise startles both of you. "The ride has started up again!" he says. "I won't be able to hear Lori coming down the hall now."
David begins tying you to the chair again. "I'm sorry I have to do this," he says, "but if Lori finds out I untied you, we're both done for." Just as he finishes up, the door opens and Lori steps into the room...

Lori is once again pointing a gun at your chest. She turns her head slightly in David's direction, but never takes her eyes off of you. "It turns out they're only running the ride for Gamers who are ready for the final clue," she says. "That's why we heard it stop. Unfortunately, it started up again as I was making my way back." She turns her head fully in your direction. "That means we're out of time, Smith.. What's the answer to the riddle?"
Holland Odyssean Hotel
Lori grabs the riddle card and scans it. A scowl comes across her face. "That answer doesn't make any sense, Smith." she says. "If you can't help us solve the riddle, I guess you are of no further use to us." She aims her gun at you. David runs toward her as her finger squeezes the trigger. He's fast, but not fast enough. It looks like, for you, this is...
The Holland Odyssean Hotel
Lori grabs the riddle card and scans it. An uncertain look comes across her face. "That might be it," she says to David. "I'm not sure. What do you think?" David gives you a quick look before studying the card. You notice his hands tremble slightly. "Yes," he says, after few very tense moments. "Yes, that's it! That's the answer!" Seemingly reassured by his response, Lori laughs. "I'm...that is we're
going to be rich, David! Rich!" David plays his part well, laughing along with her. "Now," Lori continues, "there's just the matter of the treasures. When we brought you here, we searched you and put your possessions in the desk drawer. Let's just see what you managed to find, shall we?"

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)Employees Only (on the chair)
This is a one of the backstage rooms of the Haunted House ride that is only accessible to employees. There is a door in the southern wall.

You can see Lori, David and a desk (on which is a phone book) here.
You wait
Time passes.

Lori opens the desk drawer using a key she had in her pocket. "All right," she says, "there are four treasures. You're going to tell me what they are. You're going to tell the truth and you're going to tell me quickly, or else..."

Lori holds up the maremelade orange swimsuit. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
Yes
Lori keeps the maremelade orange swimsuit.

Lori holds up the inflatable ball. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the inflatable ball on the desk.

Lori holds up the maremelade orange button. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
Yes
Lori keeps the maremelade orange button.

Lori holds up the glow stick. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the glow stick on the desk.

Lori holds up the chocolate chip cookie. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the chocolate chip cookie on the desk.

Lori holds up the check book. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the check book on the desk.

Lori holds up the lighter. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the lighter on the desk.

Lori holds up the long PVC pipe. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the long PVC pipe on the desk.

Lori holds up the map. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the map on the desk.

Lori holds up the powdered wig. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the powdered wig on the desk.

Lori holds up the cane. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the cane on the desk.

Lori holds up the foam hammer. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the foam hammer on the desk.

Lori holds up the maremelade orange balloon (deflated). "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
Yes
Lori keeps the maremelade orange balloon (deflated).

Lori holds up the maremelade orange pencil topper. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
Yes
Lori keeps the maremelade orange pencil topper.

Lori looks at the items she is carrying. "You'd better be telling me the truth about these," she says. "David's going to keep an eye on you while I head to the hotel. If everything goes as planned, I'll come back with the money and we'll let you go free, won't we David?" David nods. "Of course we will," he says. "However," Lori continues, "if things do not go as planned...well, that would be very
unfortunate for you." Satisfied that she has made her point, Lori leaves the room...

David unties you from the chair. "I don't know how much of what you told her is true," he says, "but if you still have a chance to win the Diddlebucker, you should take it. There's a short hallway outside this room. Go up the staircase at the end and you'll find a door that will lead you outside. I'm going to the police. I'll tell them everything. Don't worry, Lori's not going to get away with this. Good luck!" David leaves the room.
You look at your surroundings
Employees Only (on the chair)
This is a one of the backstage rooms of the Haunted House ride that is only accessible to employees. There is a door in the southern wall.

You can see a desk (on which are a foam hammer, a cane, a powdered wig, a map, a long PVC pipe, a lighter, a check book, a chocolate chip cookie, a glow stick, an inflatable ball and a phone book) here.
You get all
foam hammer: Taken.
cane: Taken.
powdered wig: Taken.
map: Taken.
long PVC pipe: Taken.
lighter: Taken.
check book: Taken.
chocolate chip cookie: Taken.
glow stick: Taken.
inflatable ball: Taken.
phone book: Taken.
Go south
(first getting off the chair)

This is a short north/south hallway that leads from the small room to the north to a staircase at the southern end. There are a few passages on either side of the hall.
You go south
You ascend the staircase and push through the door...

This section of the park is dedicated to children. Given the hour, there are fewer guests in this section of the park than there normally would be, but there are still a few families with their children. There are several rides here, but you exceed the height limitations on every ride but one: The Haunted House.

The first rays of sunlight are just coming up in the east. You'd better hurry. You're running out of time.
Go west
This ride is the centerpiece of the park. This full-scale replica of Lady Liberty reaches 305 feet in the air and towers over every other attraction here. It is the most recognizable symbol of American Dreamland.
You go south
This is the main avenue of the park that runs from the entrance to the south to the full size replica of the Statue of Liberty to the north. The avenue is illuminated by the alternating red, white and blue street lights, plus the hundreds of thousands of similarly colored mini-lights that cover the rooftops of the various shops and other establishments that line both sides of the avenue. A crowd of people fills the mall, talking, laughing and generally having a good time.
You go south
As you pass through the exit turnstile, an employee gives you a big smile. "Good luck, Gamer and have a great day!" she says as you walk past.

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## American Dreamland
American Dreamland is the largest and most popular amusement park in three states. You used to love coming here as a kid and you still try to make it at least once a year. Normally the park would be closing now, but normal rules don't apply during Diddlebucker weekend. Dozens of groups of people are filing past you and through the entrance to the north. A sign hanging above one of the turnstiles says "Gamers enter here!" You notice nobody going in through that line.

A taxicab drives down the street.
You wait for cab
The taxicab is already here!

You whistle sharply and the taxicab pulls to the curb. You open the door and climb inside...

This is an older vehicle, but it's surprisingly clean. The pine tree air freshener is a nice touch. The cab driver sits in the front seat. You notice an instruction placard and an ID card affixed to the dashboard.

"Welcome back, Gamer!" the driver says jovially.
Holland Odyssean Hotel
"Ok, here we go." The cabbie starts the meter and pulls into traffic. He expertly drives you through the city for several minutes before finally arriving at your destination. You pay the fee (plus a generous tip) by check and exit the cab. "Good luck, Gamer!" the cabbie calls to you through the window before pulling away.

The Holland Odyssean Hotel (Outside)
The Holland Odyssean is one of the finer hotels in the city. Due to its unique Gothic architectural style, it has been featured in many movies and TV shows over the years. The entrance to the hotel is to the east and the road is behind you to the west. The sidewalk continues to the north and south.

Nearby, a small group of people is crowded around a portable stereo, listening intently to a news broadcast.
You listen to the stereo
You hear nothing unexpected.

Lori suddenly marches out of the hotel, a look of muderous rage on her face. You stand frozen in terror, wondering what could have possessed you to follow her here. She sees you instantly and whips her gun out of a pocket. "You were stupid enough to follow me after lying
to me?" she screams. "Sorry, but it's game over for you, Smith.!" She squeezes the trigger and it looks like you have reached...
You look around
Employees Only (on the chair)
This is a one of the backstage rooms of the Haunted House ride that is only accessible to employees. There is a door in the southern wall.

You can see David and a desk (on which is a phone book) here.
You look at phone book
This is a listing of all of the businesses in the city, organized by type. So, to find "Henry's Burgers" you would need to look under "restaurants." To look something up in the phone book, say "CONSULT PHONE BOOK ABOUT [TOPIC]."
You consult the phone book about the hotels
You find several listings under the section for "Hotels and Lodging." They are:

The Cassiopeia Inn
The Danbury Hotel
The Frederick Inn
The Holland Odyssean Hotel
The Kilhenny Hotel
The Meridian Hotel
The Quarternary Inn
The Somewhither Inn
The Grand Vermillion
The Yorkshire Inn
You examine card
One side of the maremelade orange card bears a large number "4." On the other is the following poem:

BUT SHE'S ALSO A SON
GET HERE FIRST WITH THE TREASURES
AND YOU WILL HAVE WON!

HETOL
You wait awhile
Time passes.

A grinding noise startles both of you. "The ride has started up again!" he says. "I won't be able to hear Lori coming down the hall now."
David begins tying you to the chair again. "I'm sorry I have to do this," he says, "but if Lori finds out I untied you, we're both done for." Just as he finishes up, the door opens and Lori steps into the room...

Lori is once again pointing a gun at your chest. She turns her head slightly in David's direction, but never takes her eyes off of you. "It turns out they're only running the ride for Gamers who are ready for the final clue," she says. "That's why we heard it stop. Unfortunately, it started up again as I was making my way back." She turns her head fully in your direction. "That means we're out of time, Smith.. What's the answer to the riddle?"
No
Lori drops the maremelade orange swimsuit on the desk.

Lori holds up the inflatable ball. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
Yes
Lori keeps the inflatable ball.

Lori holds up the maremelade orange button. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the maremelade orange button on the desk.

Lori holds up the glow stick. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
Yes
Lori keeps the glow stick.

Lori holds up the chocolate chip cookie. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the chocolate chip cookie on the desk.

Lori holds up the check book. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the check book on the desk.

Lori holds up the lighter. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
Yes
Lori keeps the lighter.

Lori holds up the long PVC pipe. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
Yes
Lori keeps the long PVC pipe.

Lori holds up the map. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the map on the desk.

Lori holds up the powdered wig. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the maremelade orange balloon (deflated) on the desk.

Lori holds up the maremelade orange pencil topper. "Is this one of the treasures?" she asks.
No
Lori drops the maremelade orange pencil topper on the desk.

Lori looks at the items she is carrying. "You'd better be telling me the truth about these," she says. "David's going to keep an eye on you while I head to the hotel. If everything goes as planned, I'll come back with the money and we'll let you go free, won't we David?" David nods. "Of course we will," he says. "However," Lori continues, "if things do not go as planned...well, that would be very
unfortunate for you." Satisfied that she has made her point, Lori leaves the room...

David unties you from the chair. "I don't know how much of what you told her is true," he says, "but if you still have a chance to win the Diddlebucker, you should take it. There's a short hallway outside this room. Go up the staircase at the end and you'll find a door that will lead you outside. I'm going to the police. I'll tell them everything. Don't worry, Lori's not going to get away with this. Good luck!" David leaves the room.
You get all
maremelade orange pencil topper: Taken.
maremelade orange balloon (deflated): Taken.
foam hammer: Taken.
cane: Taken.
powdered wig: Taken.
map: Taken.
check book: Taken.
chocolate chip cookie: Taken.
maremelade orange button: Taken.
maremelade orange swimsuit: Taken.
phone book: Taken.
Go south
(first getting off the chair)

This is a short north/south hallway that leads from the small room to the north to a staircase at the southern end. There are a few passages on either side of the hall.
You go south
You ascend the staircase and push through the door...

This section of the park is dedicated to children. Given the hour, there are fewer guests in this section of the park than there normally would be, but there are still a few families with their children. There are several rides here, but you exceed the height limitations on every ride but one: The Haunted House.

The first rays of sunlight are just coming up in the east. You'd better hurry. You're running out of time.
You go south
As you pass through the exit turnstile, an employee gives you a big smile. "Good luck, Gamer and have a great day!" she says as you walk past.

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)## American Dreamland
American Dreamland is the largest and most popular amusement park in three states. You used to love coming here as a kid and you still try to make it at least once a year. Normally the park would be closing now, but normal rules don't apply during Diddlebucker weekend. Dozens of groups of people are filing past you and through the entrance to the north. A sign hanging above one of the turnstiles says "Gamers enter here!" You notice nobody going in through that line.
You wait for the cab
You wait for the taxi. After several moments, you see one coming down the street.

You whistle sharply and the taxicab pulls to the curb. You open the door and climb inside...

This is an older vehicle, but it's surprisingly clean. The pine tree air freshener is a nice touch. The cab driver sits in the front seat. You notice an instruction placard and an ID card affixed to the dashboard.

"Welcome back, Gamer!" the driver says jovially.
Ashley Donaldson Hotel
"Ok, here we go." The cabbie starts the meter and pulls into traffic. He expertly drives you through the city for several minutes before finally arriving at your destination. You pay the fee (plus a generous tip) by check and exit the cab. "Good luck, Gamer!" the cabbie calls to you through the window before pulling away.

The Ashley Donaldson Hotel (Outside)
The Ashley Donaldson Hotel is on the south side of the sidewalk. Its steel and glass towers are a stunning example of postmodern architecture. Over forty stories tall, it is the largest hotel in the city. A revolving restaurant at the top of the tallest tower provides patrons with a breathtaking view of the cityscape.
Go south
The Ashley Donaldson Hotel (Lobby)
You have always dreamed of staying in the Ashley Donaldson someday. The stories of its elegance and splendor are legendary. If the lobby is any indication, the stories were underselling the reality. The chandeliers! The ornate wood trim! The sparkling fountains! The impeccably uniformed workers! You could spend the rest of the day just taking in the grandeur of the lobby, but there isn't time. You have to keep moving. You notice an elevator to the south.
Go south
Even the elevator doors are inlaid with gold at the Ashley Donaldson. There is an up button next to the doors.

You can see an imposing guard here.
You show button to guard
(the maremelade orange button to the imposing guard)
The guard nods, takes the maremelade orange button from you and puts it in his briefcase.
You show the topper to the guard
The guard nods, takes the maremelade orange pencil topper from you and puts it in his briefcase.

For the first time, the guard smiles. "Congratulations, Gamer," he rumbles. He presses the up button. The elevator doors open and the guard gestures for you to enter. You step into the elevator...

This elevator rides up and down the southern side of the hotel. It's outside walls are made of glass, giving the rider a spectacular view of the hotel grounds and the city beyond.
You examine the city
The reddish glow of the rising sun reflects off of some of the nearby skyscrapers.

The elevator rises...

This elevator rides up and down the southern side of the hotel. It's outside walls are made of glass, giving the rider a spectacular view of the hotel grounds and the city beyond.
Wait
Time passes.

The elevator rises...

This elevator rides up and down the southern side of the hotel. It's outside walls are made of glass, giving the rider a spectacular view of the hotel grounds and the city beyond.
Wait
Time passes.

The elevator rises...

This elevator rides up and down the southern side of the hotel. It's outside walls are made of glass, giving the rider a spectacular view of the hotel grounds and the city beyond.

The elevator comes to a stop and the doors open. You step out...

This elegant restaurant sits atop the tallest tower of the Ashley Donaldson Hotel.

"CONGRATULATIONS!!!!" You are suddenly surrounded by hundreds of Diddlebucker employees, celebrities, reporters and other well-wishers all shouting, applauding and cheering like crazy. Balloons and confetti rain down from the ceiling and somewhere a band is playing The Stars and Stripes Forever. You are herded to the center
of the crowd where a stage has been erected. On the stage, Diddy Esposito awaits with a giant check made out to you in the amount of one million dollars! The crowd goes crazy as you accept the check and Diddy shakes your hand...

(PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE)Hours later, all of the interviews with the local and nationwide newscasters are finally over. You've given your report to the police and Lori is safely behind bars. The crowd has mostly dispersed and you finally have a moment to catch your breath. Diddy agreed that David deserved to win as much as you did and the three of you are sitting in a quiet corner of the restaurant discussing the night's events and your futures.

"You know," Diddy says, "as great as the money and the lifetime supply of popcorn are, they aren't really the best part of being Diddlebucker Champions." You and David look at each other. This certainly piques your interest. What could be better than winning a fortune plus a lifetime supply of popcorn? "Come with me," Diddy says. "I want to introduce you two to some friends of mine."

You follow Diddy through a door into the kitchen area. Standing there are all of the people you met tonight during the Diddlebucker! Cindy is here, along with the shabbily dressed man from the rooftop, Kirk, Cecil who sold you the Atom Smasher, the mime, the saxophone player, the barker and even Tony the taxi driver along with dozens of other people that seem vaguely familiar. You turn to Diddy "I don't understand," you admit. "What is all this?"

"Well, you see," Diddy says, "I only accept the best and brightest into my team of Game Makers. So, I figure, who better to make and run the Diddlebucker Run than the former Diddlebucker Champions themselves? It takes a lot of prep and a lot of brains to put one of these together, you know. You are now part of an elite group. A very highly paid elite group, I should say. Planning for next
year's Diddlebucker Run starts next week at my beachside mansion if you two are willing to join us. What do you say?"

Your wide smiles are all the answer Diddy needs...

Congratulations! You have successfully completed
Diddlebucker!