Hypnotist of Ladies
David Cornelson
based on songs They Might Be Giants walkthrough
In this small one-note game, you play as the Hypnotist of Ladies. Your plan is to hypnotize all the ladies.
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Outside the bar where you hang out. It's a busy north-south street with a lot of people that you don't care about. Your second favorite place is the taco stand to the east, across the street. Right now you have only one thought. "The ladies."
Go east
You're in the middle of the road. Without even looking, the "lady" drivers all slow down and wait expectantly for your next move. The non-lady drivers throw up their hands in confusion.
You go to the east
In front of the taco stand where you hang out. You know the menu by heart. There are ladies here.
Kiss ladies
Keep your mind on the game.
You talk to the ladies
The ladies beam in heartfelt appreciation and eagerly await your next move....which is to hypnotise them.
You take the ladies
That's hardly portable.
You go west
The Ladies has better things to do.
You buy the taco
Nothing is on sale.
Look around
In front of the taco stand where you hang out. You know the menu by heart. There are ladies here.
Go west
Outside the bar where you hang out. It's a busy north-south street with a lot of people that you don't care about. Your second favorite place is the taco stand to the east, across the street.
Go west
This is the front bar of your favorite watering hole. There's a disco to the right, a pool hall to the left, and a banquet room with tables in the back where people hang out. There are ladies here.
You look at Ladies
The ladies await your next move.
You talk to Ladies
The ladies beam in heartfelt appreciation and eagerly await your next move....which is to hypnotise them.
Go north
The disco has a scattering of groups of people dressed like reality stars. There are ladies here. The banquet room can be seen to the west.
You look at Ladies
The ladies see you and touch their hair.
Go south
A stronger impulse makes you think of your bar....and the ladies.
Go west
This is the front bar of your favorite watering hole. There's a disco to the right, a pool hall to the left, and a banquet room with tables in the back where people hang out. There are ladies here.
You go south
The pool hall is filled with men. There are no ladies here. An open entrance to the banquet room is to the west.
You examine the men
The men glare at you and your hypnotist ways. You smile non-threateningly, but with secret disdain for their inability to hypnotise the ladies.
You go to the west
The banquet room is a large room for paid gatherings. Tonight it's just a hang out. There are ladies here.
Sing
Your singing is abominable.
Go north
The disco has a scattering of groups of people dressed like reality stars. There are ladies here. The banquet room can be seen to the west.
Wave
You wave, feeling foolish.
If you don'T reply to this the sentence you have clearly been hypnotized
LADIES, IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS SENTENCE YOU HAVE CLEARLY BEEN HYPNOTIZED

There is no reply.
You check what you're carrying
You have so far scored 1 out of a possible 5, in 35 turns, earning you the rank of Never needed a pocket watch, Hypnotist of Ladies.

You are carrying nothing.
You look at Ladies
The ladies are sleepy.
You look at Ladies
The ladies await your next move.
You examine ladies
The ladies edge closer to you.
You look at Ladies
The ladies see you and touch their hair.
You look at Ladies
The ladies see you and touch their hair.
You examine ladies
The ladies edge closer to you.