the secret of vegibal island
ralf tauscher
cover art IFComp 2019 IFComp Game pirates source available translation
A tourist searching for total boredomness slips into an adventure and accidentally reveals the secret of a famous point'n'click adventure trilogy that never was. Maybe you want to visit "that island" again 29 years later, old enough to drink white russian wearing a bath robe.
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mapping your journey will help. (start in the lower left)Deep in the
west indies. The island of boredom. Just coming from the boat without
puking, but still in a bad feeling. Your holidays starting for you to                                   1 reach the state of total boredomness. (ver sept2019 ifcomp)

First Act - "Slipped into Adventure"

You arrived at a nice beach, sandy, sunny. Overwhelming, but even
better to the west behind a fence with a gate seems to be the holiday
resort. The bold fence is against the poor natives maybe. But no
offence you are just imagining yourself there, at the bar, in the
pool, on the beach. You even feel the taste of cocktails on your
tongue. Mouthwatering it is. So you tend to go west. Into the
northern directions it looks dark and full of ugly insects. Thats the
reason you booked your kind of active-holidays to stay in your save
resorts. Not too much contact to natives or even nature. There is a
guy behind a sewing machine. He seems to be focused at his work.
Behind him is a wooden infoboard. To the south it opens right into the
sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

There is an inviting lounger in front of you, ready for you to get on
it.

There is this a guy working here.

You can also see a gate here.
About yourself
Shiny. On your wrist you can see zero wristbands. You are wearing the
rucksack and trousers and holding the towel.
You examine the rucksack
Yeah, a czech one. You can put all your stuff in it. It seems to have
infinite space inside.
You examine the trousers
worn out, but extremly comfortable. Your holiday trousers.
You examine towel
This is, what every adventurer needs. Further needed: A brass lantern.
and maybe a rope.
You look at the guy
This beardy man with curly hair is sitting behind a sewing machine,
stitching some cloth. He wears a name plate.
You examine the name plate
"Tim" is written on it.
You look at the infoboard
bad situation of being nearly extinct.
You examine the lounger
Made out of bambus and looks comfy. It has a built in sunshade.

MEANWHILE ...

far away a ship, a black freighter takes course to jamaika
after escaping from madagaskar.
Go west
On this gate is written "For three wristbanded only" It seems to be
opened only by Tim here watching the gate. Now he approaches you. So
you stay here and await what he wants to tell you.

Ahoj, what do ya want here?

[1] I am Buyshrug Bridgeman and you?
[2] I want to go into the holiday resort to find my way to total
boredomness
[3] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[4] Hello, I'm new in town.
[5] What about the manatees?
[6] Nothing
2
Arrgh. Show me the three wristbands.

[1] Which wristbands do you mean?
1
Every _real_ adventurer and or tourist has to get the three
wristbands first, before going into the resort. We offer them here for
achieving pirate actions. This island was a pirates nest before. So we
support traditional pirate actions. You can always see your
achievements if you examine your wrist.

[1] I am Buyshrug Bridgeman and you?
[2] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[3] Hello, I'm new in town.
[4] What about the manatees?
[5] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[6] Nothing
5
The pirate actions are prepared by us, you have to take one or
more and afterwards come back and I will give you the appropriate
wristband for achieving the actions goal. So you have to do all three
of them. For now choose which pirate-action do you want to start. This
week we have "treasure hunt", "getting marooned." and  "barbacue."

[1] Treasure hunt.
[2] Getting marooned.
[3] Barbecue.
1
Arrrgh. classic. So let me tell you. We make the real life version
of it, which means burrowing a treasure instead of looking for it.
Thats the reason that your task is to hide this treasure I will give
you. Its just about the chest, the content is yours if you want.

He hands over a treasure.

[1] I am Buyshrug Bridgeman and you?
[2] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[3] Hello, I'm new in town.
[4] What about the manatees?
[5] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[6] Nothing
4
Ah, the manatees. Such nice and friendly animals. But rarely seen
on this island nowadays. My self-stitched ones seem to be the only
manatees left on this island.

You see that he is thinking of better times long ago.

[1] I am Buyshrug Bridgeman and you?
[2] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[3] Hello, I'm new in town.
[4] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[5] Nothing
1
I'm Tim and thats all you must know at the moment.

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Hello, I'm new in town.
[3] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[4] Nothing
2
You hold just the treasure and the towel in your hands. Do you
think, you have any chance to survive here?

[1] Sure, i'm not only a tourist, I'm a real adventurer.
[2] No. I will stay. End of discussion.
2
"So we have to deal with you and You want me to tolerate your
face, everytime you come along?"

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Nothing
3
Bye.

This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

There is an inviting lounger in front of you, ready for you to get on
it.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate here.
You examine the treasure
Its made out of plastic and has a really cheap look and feel.

MEANWHILE ...

talking and planning an attack on a wealthy tourist camp.
Go north
No, you can't imagine any reason to put even a baby step into the
jungle. The guy with the Tim name plate watches interested as you
hesitate to go north.
You go to the northeast
There is a creek flowing from northwest down to southeast, where it
ends in a river mouth. a path along the creek's bank follows the same
direction. A wooden bridge leads northeast deeper into the jungle and
exits also to southwest back to the boring beach.

tube. Its connected to That guys helmet to provide oxygen.

That guy stands here and seems to wait for something.
You talk to that the guy
That guy opens the visor of his diving helmet, so he is able to
communicate with you. "Whats up?"

[1] Ahoj, my brain just told me that you have to be Dave. Are you?
[2] Are you waiting for something specific?
[3] I'm an adventurer, spending my holidays on this island.
[4] Hey, I like the lanterns matching your helmet.
[5] Do you keep any wristbands for pirate actions?
[6] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
5
No, this isn't me. I live from the fruits in the jungle and I'm
still trying to find my way out of the complete boredomness. So my
hope is to either find the secret of that island or to start a
business in blue hole diving.

[1] Ahoj, my brain just told me that you have to be Dave. Are you?
[2] Are you waiting for something specific?
[3] I'm an adventurer, spending my holidays on this island.
[4] Hey, I like the lanterns matching your helmet.
[5] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
2
Sure. I'm planning my next dive. There is a horizontal passage
down there. I assume it leads into a "Blue Hole".

[1] What is a Blue Hole?
1
It is very deep vertical cave with a special flora and fauna. They
can be that deep so that fresh and salty water are mixing in them.
They can have long horizontal arms. When I'm right and one of them is
ending here, we could sell diving trips into it.

[1] Ahoj, my brain just told me that you have to be Dave. Are you?
[2] I'm an adventurer, spending my holidays on this island.
[3] Hey, I like the lanterns matching your helmet.
[4] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
1
Yes thats me.

[1] I'm an adventurer, spending my holidays on this island.
[2] Hey, I like the lanterns matching your helmet.
[3] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
1
Really? Would be great to talk to a guy with many wristbands. Show
me yours.

[1] Hey, I like the lanterns matching your helmet.
[2] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
1
Can you please go, I have some serious work going on. And yes, I'm
not an interested member of the steampunk society.

[1] What kind of serious work do you mean?
[2] Are you diving for something special?
1
about.

[1] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing

MEANWHILE ...

party noise from direction of the holiday resort.
You look
There is a creek flowing from northwest down to southeast, where it
ends in a river mouth. a path along the creek's bank follows the same
direction. A wooden bridge leads northeast deeper into the jungle and
exits also to southwest back to the boring beach.

tube. Its connected to Daves helmet to provide oxygen.

tell you.
You go to the northeast
Jungle. You're in it. Deeper than you expected. suddenly green plants
all around you and really near. Leaves tickeling your neck. It
remembers you to tv documentaries about these little poisenous green
snakes. You freeze your steps, so you are really able to turn around
rather quickly and step back. Its the path southwest a bit more near
to the sea that you know and you could walk there fast. now. There is
also a passage to northeast.
Go northeast
flowers. Yellow flowers all around. They look familiar. Not that
you've seen them in real life. Something special is about this flower.
In a way there seems to be a relationship with your first
kind-of-beard. There are two passages one to the southwest and one to
the east.
You look at the flowers
Yellow.
Smell flowers
From flowers you smell Strong, uncomfortable, like wanting to vomit.
Go east
You find yourself trapped in a well made bambus field labyrinth. Green
bambus all around. You hear the strong currents breaking against the
shore far down the hill. You remember you can leave trying to go west.

MEANWHILE ...

right thing in your mouth now.
You go east
You hate mazes, but no chance to workaround you have to find an exit.
But here wasn't one.

You can't go that way.
You go south
Also this try leads not back to a trail or something.
You can't go that way.
Go north
...Hours of labyrinth-running later...

because you're just standing right on the tip of a cliff. A fresh wind
blows against your face. Really small at the horizon you notice a ship
with eight sails. Right. Sails. A ship seeming to be a ghost from
another time. Maybe its a museums sail. You will later have a look if
its coming nearer or not. You can go down to the south back to the
bambus field.

That ship at the horizon lets you ponder about its purpose.
You look at the ship
Strange it looks like escaped from a pirates movie film set. It seems
to be black, including the sails.
Dig
You dig your first hole in the ground.
You put the treasure in Hole
You put the treasure into the first hole.
You cover Hole
You close the hole with some dirt. You stamped hard on it. Nobody
should find its location. Its even hard for yourself.
Yes, you're sure that you achieved the goal because the treasure is
now perfectly hidden in a hole not even you are able to find it again.

MEANWHILE ...

on the black freighter?
You go to the south
You find yourself trapped in a well made bambus field labyrinth. Green
bambus all around. You hear the strong currents breaking against the
shore far down the hill. You know the path to the west right into the
flower bed. You know a path to the north, to have a nice view
around.
You go west
flowers. Yellow flowers all around. They look familiar. Not that
you've seen them in real life. Something special is about this flower.
In a way there seems to be a relationship with your first
kind-of-beard. There are two passages one to the southwest and one to
the east.
You go southwest
Jungle. You're in it. Deeper than you expected. suddenly green plants
all around you and really near. Leaves tickeling your neck. It
remembers you to tv documentaries about these little poisenous green
snakes. You freeze your steps, so you are really able to turn around
rather quickly and step back. Its the path southwest a bit more near
to the sea that you know and you could walk there fast. now. There is
also a passage to northeast.
Go southwest
"I see, your treasure is well hidden somewhere you can't even find
yourself." and Tim puts the wristband for the treasure hunt over your
wrist.

This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

There is an inviting lounger in front of you, ready for you to get on
it.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate here.
You talk to Tim
Ahoj, what do ya want here?

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] About that pirate ship at the horizon...
[4] Nothing
3
Outch, thanks. I have to inform Dave and Ron about it.

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Nothing
2
The pirate actions are prepared by us, you have to take one or
more and afterwards come back and I will give you the appropriate
wristband for achieving the actions goal. So you have to do all three
of them. For now choose which pirate-action do you want to start. This
week we have "treasure hunt", "getting marooned." and  "barbacue."

[1] Treasure hunt.
[2] Getting marooned.
[3] Barbecue.
2
now?

[1] Yes, want it. Now. I wanna have as much boredomness afterwards as
possible.
[2] No way. I don't want your silly pirate stuff.
1
Well played junior adventurer.

He blindfolds you, some hands grapping you. You feel abducted deep
into the jungle.

You find yourself trapped in a well made bambus field labyrinth. Green
bambus all around. But contrary to your imagination of marooning, it
seems quite un-dangerous and you don't even received a gun. You hear
the strong currents breaking against the shore far down the hill. You
know the path to the west right into the flower bed. You know a path
to the north, to have a nice view around.
Go southwest
Tim waves at you and presents you the achieved wristband for surviving
the marooning pirate action. He puts around your wrist. Proudly and in
hope to get into the ressort soon, you're awaiting your total
boredomness.

This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

There is an inviting lounger in front of you, ready for you to get on
it.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate here.
About yourself
Shiny. On your wrist you can see two wristbands. You are wearing
marooned wristband, treasure-wristband, the rucksack and trousers and
holding the towel.
You talk to Tim
Ahoj, what do ya want here?

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Nothing
3
Listen. It's all about manatees in this task. You will get the
manatee-wristband, if you catch one with a fishing rod and appropriate
bait. You can get your tools from Ron in the small market as you see
to the east at the river mouth.

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Nothing
You go to the south
You go a few steps into the water. Its warmer than expected. Maybe you
would go for a swim. But in sight of this beach, so you will have it
easy to find your way back. So you choosed to stay at the beach
Go east
You can see right there the shortest connection to the river mouth and
the small market. But caused by the coast line you have to go to the
northeast and then southeast afterwards.
Go southeast
The fresh water delutes itself into the salty sea. The way back
follows upstream to northwest. There is also a cableway leading from a
bullwheel here to somewhere over the sea.

There stands Ron like he wants to sell some stuff.

You can also see a fruit table (on which are a durian and a fishing
rod) and pile of meat here.
You look at the durian
This looks like a durian. Wonderful. For such a long time you wanted
to take a nose and taste it.
You examine rod
Thats a strong looking fishing rod with a fishhook. You're not quiet
sure, if its believable to catch such a big animal like a manatee with
this tiny rod. And what about the bait?
You look at Ron
Looks like a pirate that stood for a long time at the same place.
You look at the meat
Not appetizing, but its really a big pile of meat. It goes up to the
height of your hip. Stitched together it would be large enough to
cover a human.
You talk to Ron
Ahoj.

[1] Hi. I'm Buyshrug, who are you?
[2] Nice fishing rod, exactly the one I need.
[3] Can I get this fruit?
[4] About that pirate ship at the horizon...
[5] What about those people already inside the holiday resort?
[6] I have to go. Bye.
4
I'm watching the coast line carefully.

[1] Hi. I'm Buyshrug, who are you?
[2] Nice fishing rod, exactly the one I need.
[3] Can I get this fruit?
[4] What about those people already inside the holiday resort?
[5] I have to go. Bye.
2
Sure. I heard you are on the manatee hunt. Good luck. And yes, you
can have this fishing rod. Someone forgot it here or maybe its just
floatsam.

inventory.

[1] Hi. I'm Buyshrug, who are you?
[2] Can I get this fruit?
[3] What about those people already inside the holiday resort?
[4] I have to go. Bye.
3
They are from yensid, the company that bought ours.

[1] Hi. I'm Buyshrug, who are you?
[2] Can I get this fruit?
[3] I have to go. Bye.
1
I am an electronic story teller. Or better: I was.

[1] What happened?
1
Our big boss was following his own plan.

[1] Who was your boss?
[2] Which plan, do you know it?
2
It was all about an old pirate secret that's still unrevealed. L.
the boss of Sacul Film. The famous maker of "Planet Peace" does
anything to get it.

[1] Do you know what this secret is?
1
Not really. But it seems, we discovered important hints to reveal
it during research for our project.

[1] Can I get this fruit?
[2] I have to go. Bye.
1
Sure, take a bite.

[1] I have to go. Bye.
1
Bye.

The fresh water delutes itself into the salty sea. The way back
follows upstream to northwest. There is also a cableway leading from a
bullwheel here to somewhere over the sea.

There stands Ron like he wants to sell some stuff.

You can also see a fruit table and pile of meat here.
You take the meat
Ron behind the table squeezes his eyes shut, he doesn't want you to
just pick up the meat.
You wear the meat
(first taking pile of meat)
Ron behind the table squeezes his eyes shut, he doesn't want you to
just pick up the meat.
You put the meat in the rucksack
(You open the rucksack first.)

(first taking pile of meat)

Ron behind the table squeezes his eyes shut, he doesn't want you to
just pick up the meat.
You look
The fresh water delutes itself into the salty sea. The way back
follows upstream to northwest. There is also a cableway leading from a
bullwheel here to somewhere over the sea.

There stands Ron like he wants to sell some stuff.

You can also see a fruit table and pile of meat here.
Fish
What do you want to fish?
Sea
No, there is a better purpose. Trust me.
You go northwest
There is a creek flowing from northwest down to southeast, where it
ends in a river mouth. a path along the creek's bank follows the same
direction. A wooden bridge leads northeast deeper into the jungle and
exits also to southwest back to the boring beach.

tube. Its connected to Daves helmet to provide oxygen.

tell you.
Go northwest
water and swim against the stream. Don't forget you are here to get
total boredomnes.
You talk to Dave
Dave opens the visor of his diving helmet, so he is able to
communicate with you. "Whats up?"

[1] About that pirate ship at the horizon...
[2] Hey whats your relation to the people of yensid down inside the
resort?
[3] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
2
Not my problem, but I want to be part of the revenge. Hopefully
getting rich afterwards.

[1] About that pirate ship at the horizon...
[2] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
1
Now time counts, we have to get earlier to the secret.

[1] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
You go southwest
This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

There is an inviting lounger in front of you, ready for you to get on
it.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate here.
You go north
As you were evaluating to go or not to go into the bush, the guy with
the Tim name plate approaches you and begins to speak.

Ahoj, what do ya want here?

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Can you tell me something about the people of yensid inside the
resort?
[4] Nothing
3
They conquered, what was ours once and with their money. They
support L.Â´s quest for the secret of ... But I better keep my mouth
shut.

[1] Watch out. I'm a mighty tourist
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Nothing
1
Arrgh. Show me the three wristbands.

[1] Which wristbands do you mean?
1
Every _real_ adventurer and or tourist has to get the three
wristbands first, before going into the resort. We offer them here for
achieving pirate actions. This island was a pirates nest before. So we
support traditional pirate actions. You can always see your
achievements if you examine your wrist.

[1] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[2] Nothing
You examine the machine
It's an original singer. One of these original foot-driven ones. Not
one of the current generation with the plastic crapability for a
shorter device life.

Sewing machine is currently switched off.
You turn on the machine
You don't want to do anything with that machine. These machines were
introduced in your life as extremely dangerous by your grandma.
You look at the bridge
Its stable as a rock and it is made out of, you guessed it already..
wooden rocks.
You go southwest
This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

There is an inviting lounger in front of you, ready for you to get on
it.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate here.
You look at the infoboard
bad situation of being nearly extinct.
You check what you're carrying
You are carrying:
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
sustainable food
a towel
trousers (being worn)
You look at the cd
shipping.
Fish manatee
No, there is a better purpose. Trust me.
You examine the machine
Diving apparatus is currently switched off.
You examine the helmet
Thats what you call a perfect costume for every steampunk party.
You go to the northeast
Jungle. You're in it. Deeper than you expected. suddenly green plants
all around you and really near. Leaves tickeling your neck. It
remembers you to tv documentaries about these little poisenous green
snakes. You freeze your steps, so you are really able to turn around
rather quickly and step back. Its the path southwest a bit more near
to the sea that you know and you could walk there fast. now. There is
also a passage to northeast.
Go north
because you're just standing right on the tip of a cliff. A fresh wind
blows against your face. Really small at the horizon you notice a ship
with eight sails. Right. Sails. A ship seeming to be a ghost from
another time. Maybe its a museums sail. You will later have a look if
its coming nearer or not. You can go down to the south back to the
bambus field.
You go to the north-west
That was a nice try to jump over your shadow into the bushes, but it
leads nowhere. So you went back into the bambus.

You can't go that way.
You go downwards
flowers. Yellow flowers all around. They look familiar. Not that
you've seen them in real life. Something special is about this flower.
In a way there seems to be a relationship with your first
kind-of-beard. There are two passages one to the southwest and one to
the east.

You'll have to get out of flower bed first.
You examine the cableway
The cableway basket is empty.
You enter the basket
The cableway basket is out of reach.
You look at the wheel
Its a wooden bullwheel to lead a long rope around it. Its a bit
rotten, but looks sturdy enough to be still trustworthy. Someone
carved "steps" into the mast to make it easy to climb on it.
Climb wheel
Yes, you are right. You could climb up this mast and get into that
cableway. But there are not yet enough reasons for you to do so.
You examine the manatee
Its an unnameable patchwork at the moment, but you guess it will
become a manatee or gorilla or whatsoever.
You go to the south
Yes you want it and time is enough. You go deeper up to you hips into
the sea water. Its still clear, you are able to see the ground. After
some minutes walk you get back to the beach. You dry fast in the hot
sun.
You sit on the lounger
Without your towel on it?
You put towel on the lounger
You put the towel on the lounger.
You remove trousers
You take off trousers.
You sit on the lounger
You lay down and try to relax, but too much is to be done. So you get
off the lounger soon. Your adventure is waiting. And crack!
as you tried to get up again, the lounger broke under your weight.
You wear the towel
(first taking the towel)
You put on the towel.
You look at the lounger
The broken pieces of the once comfy looking lounger are looking at you
searching for revenge.

the towel is dropping from your hips.
About yourself
Shiny. On your wrist you can see two wristbands. You are wearing the
towel, marooned wristband, treasure-wristband and the rucksack and
holding the durian, the fishing rod and trousers.

the towel is dropped from your hips.
You wear the trousers
You put on trousers.
Go north
No.
You get the manatee
That's hardly portable.
You talk to Dave
Dave opens the visor of his diving helmet, so he is able to
communicate with you. "Whats up?"

[1] Do you keep any wristbands for pirate actions?
[2] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
1
No, this isn't me. I live from the fruits in the jungle and I'm
still trying to find my way out of the complete boredomness. So my
hope is to either find the secret of that island or to start a
business in blue hole diving.

[1] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
1
Bye.

There is a creek flowing from northwest down to southeast, where it
ends in a river mouth. a path along the creek's bank follows the same
direction. A wooden bridge leads northeast deeper into the jungle and
exits also to southwest back to the boring beach.

tube. Its connected to Daves helmet to provide oxygen.

tell you.
Dive
No. You don't want to dive into that water. The first thing you want
is to get into that holiday resort even if you have to earn those
three wristbands in the first place.
Go northwest
water and swim against the stream. Don't forget you are here to get
total boredomnes.
You look at the leaves
Barely penetrable jungle. Not only because its physical impossible.
Also because of you not wanting to go inside.
Wave durian
You look ridiculous waving the durian.
You eat flower
(first taking flowers)
No, you don't want to nearly-kill puppies.
Swim
No way.
You talk to Ron
Ahoj.

[1] aehm.. what about this pile of meat over here?
[2] I have to go. Bye.
1
Get your fingers off it! Good meals are rare in these times.
Except you can give me a good alternative, maybe a bit more
sustaining?

[1] about... that meat again..
[2] I have to go. Bye.
You check your inventory
You are carrying:
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
sustainable food
trousers (being worn)
You examine the food
You don't want to eat it, until you're in peril of your nearly starved
away life.
You show the food to Ron
(first taking sustainable food)
Ron is unimpressed.
You give the food to Ron
Ron looks thankfully and quickly pocket the sustainable food from you.
He adds that for his sake you can take the meat pile. But under one
condition, if you promise to create something really special out of
it.
You put the meat in the sack
(first taking pile of meat)

Now it's okay for him, so you are allowed to take it.

of meat.

You put pile of meat into the rucksack.
Go southwest
This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

The broken lounger stands before you, reminding yourself of your
little overweight.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate and a towel here.
You talk to Tim
Ahoj, what do ya want here?

[1] I know you like stitching manatees. My question is, are you also
able to create one just out of this pile of meat?
[2] What about the manatees?
[3] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[4] Nothing
1
Sure it seems to be big enough to make a suit out of it.

and he takes it, stitches and stitches...

..and hours later...

... it is a manatee suit.

He gives you the manatee suit.
[1] What about the manatees?
[2] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[3] Nothing
1
Ah, the manatees. Such nice and friendly animals. But rarely seen
on this island nowadays. My self-stitched ones seem to be the only
manatees left on this island.

You see that he is thinking of better times long ago.

[1] Tell me more about the pirate actions.
[2] Nothing
2
Bye.

This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. There is Tim behind a sewing machine. He seems to be
focused at his work. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard.
A path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

The broken lounger stands before you, reminding yourself of your
little overweight.

Tim is sitting here.

You can also see a gate and a towel here.
You wear the suit
You put on the manatee suit.
About yourself
Shiny. On your wrist you can see two wristbands. You are wearing the
manatee suit, marooned wristband, treasure-wristband, the rucksack and
trousers and holding the durian and the fishing rod.
You go south
You don't want to go again into the water for now, because you still
remember how it feels.
Go north
No.
You talk to Dave
Ahhh, oh fuck...a talking manatee. Is that you?

Dave opens the visor of his diving helmet, so he is able to
communicate with you. Ahhh, help! Oh its you. You frightened me
wearing that manatee suit.

[1] Ey. About my great idea. I want to offer you a deal. If you dive
into that creek wearing this manatee suit, I'll fish you near the
river mouth, so ron is able to see it and I'm getting the wristband.
wouldn't it be great?
[2] I'll leave you... sitting around doing nothing
1
Do you think i'm completely dull? But... hmm. No, not without a
cause.

[1] What about a durian as your fishing bait?
[2] I can't imagine anything to wake your interest.
1
That sounds like a fair deal. So give me the suit.

You can't believe your eyes as Dave wears the manatee suit, coming
near the water and plouf, out of sight and within a blink of an eye he
vanishes between the plants under water. You fairly see him, when he
leaves into the direction of river mouth to the southeast.
You go southeast
The fresh water delutes itself into the salty sea. The way back
follows upstream to northwest. There is also a cableway leading from a
bullwheel here to somewhere over the sea.

Looking a bit awkward, the fake manatee swims here.

There stands Ron like he wants to sell some stuff.

You can also see a fruit table here.
Fish manatee
You already have that.

After putting the fishhook into the water it was all Daves show. He
grabbed the hook. Rons big eyes were able to see this giant, wet and
shiny meat-man manatee getting out of the water. Not shivering but
with a nod that meant respect he came over to you and put the manatee
wristband around your wrist.

apparatus.

e-v-e-r-y time  and they ran into the bush. Vanishing until you
lose sight of any of them.
You go northwest
There is a creek flowing from northwest down to southeast, where it
ends in a river mouth. a path along the creek's bank follows the same
direction. A wooden bridge leads northeast deeper into the jungle and
exits also to southwest back to the boring beach.

tube.
You go to the southwest
This sandy spot is hot, really hot. Besides that there is only the
bush around the beach and it opens to the sea and a far away horizon.
It makes you feel undrunken, thirsty, wanting to go west into the
holiday resort. Behind the sewing machine is an wooden infoboard. A
path leads north to a jungle spot and northeast to a jungle path. A
narrow trail follows the fence to northwest. To the south it opens
right into the sea inviting to go south to take a bath.

The broken lounger stands before you, reminding yourself of your
little overweight.

You can also see a gate and a towel here.
You go west
(first opening the gate)
Slowly you try to open that gate and it really moves. So you put you
first step into the resort ready to go west. Finally.

You are right in the middle between the bar, the pool,the swimming
spot and even the theater stage.

You can see a gate, a bar (on which are white russian and vodka), a
red lounger (on which is a bath robe), a comfy seat and a bottle of
rum here.

You noticed that something is going on on this Island. Your
wish to get boredomness is blown away. You smell salty air and your
taste for adventure awakes...

You are right in the middle between the bar, the pool,the swimming
spot and even the theater stage.

You can see a gate, a bar (on which are white russian and vodka), a
red lounger (on which is a bath robe), a comfy seat and a bottle of
rum here.
You check your inventory
You are carrying:
manatee wristband (being worn)
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
trousers (being worn)

The people are seated. Its getting quieter. The people are looking at
the stage.
You wear the bath robe
(first taking the bath robe)
You put on the bath robe.

The play begins. The first actors in pirate costumes are beginning to
sing. It hurts your brain. But hey, its your holidays.
You take the bottle
Taken.

There is a woman as the main act singing pirate jenny. Singing of the
ship the black freighter and with eight sails coming to kill the whole
village. It remembers you of the ship you watched yourself during your
journey over this very island.
You take russian
Taken.

Suddenly you hear an explosion from behind. Immediatly you turn your
head to the sea. And the black ship with eight sails appeared. A
pillar of smoke arises over a cannon. In that second, a next cannon is
fired and you are able to follow the canon ball with your own eyes.
You have to turn your head and half believing what you see, the
cannonball goes down in the middle of the stage and breaks the wodden
planks.

Should you stay or should you go?
1 - I should stay.
2 - I should go.
1
You decided to stay here, enjoying the show. What breaks out is:

The bunch of tourists is that frightened, that they are
fleeing in different directions. But they are trapped within the
massive bold fence.
A next canonball goes down and an awful smell is streaming out of it.
your stomach wants to return the windbeutel. You bend over and ...

... a hard smack... you lose consciousness

After recovering you found yourself in an unknown place.

A place thats moving. Up and down. You guessed right... the small
porthole on one side assured it to you that you are on a ship.

A wooden room inside a ship. You feel the waves. There is just a
four-poster bed and a pot of water in it and a porthole to the north
shows the way onto the sea. A single cabin door is to the south.

You can see a four-poster bed (on which is an inflated deflatable
mattress) and pot (empty) here.
You check your inventory
You are carrying:
white russian
a bottle of rum
a bath robe (being worn)
manatee wristband (being worn)
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
trousers (being worn)
You examine the pot
No pot inside this pot.
You take the pot
Taken.
You pull the plug
A flush of water flows to the floor and vanishes under the door.
You look at the porthole
Looking through the porthole, you see a beautiful island spread at the
horizon. To far to swim without any support, but close enough to reach
it by your own muscular strength. In its frame its written "Carlos II"
but someone scratched over it and now you can read "Fancy" instead.
You go south
(first opening the cabin door)
It seems to be locked.
You open the porthole
You open the porthole.
You enter the porthole
(together with the empty mattress)
ocean
Its still far away to the coast line to the north. Directly behind
your back is the sloop or ketch you just used to call them boats. To
the other directions is just open sea and you don't want to explore
that any further.
Inflate mattress
until its filled. As fast as possible, you put the plug back in so the
mattress stays full.
You go to the north
island. But near enough to achieve it by swimming, the mattress itself
decided to sink into the deeper parts of the ocean as you where riding
it. Together with a curious feeling to explore that new place you
reached it after noticing it was more far away than you thought and
your body was not really easy in managing swimming to the island.

...but...

*** THE END (of this act) ***

### NEXT ACT - "Discovering the Secret of Monkey Island" ###

... sand in your ears, sand in your mouth, between your teeth. You
even feel like you're breathing sand. And you try to take a look
around. the sun is shining and burnt your back. But hey, you're still
wearing your trousers. You see lots of footprints, like a very big
group of people was here and leaving into the jungle to the north
where you can see a big rock high above the tallest trees. In the
middle of this beach is a lonely banana tree. Making you think, it was
escaping the jungle behind him to the north. Far away to the northwest
it leads halfway up to a volcano.

To the south is water, just water and the ship, the black freighter,
you remember from the pirate opera on the other island.

You can see skinny pig and an uhuru here.
You examine the pig
Its really skinny.
You examine uhuru
Impressive, that very rare parrot is a black uhuru and it has a fleety
foot.
You examine tree
Three times taller than you and at the top there are some bananas.
You examine Volcano
The Volcano rises very steeply to the northwest from here. It seems
not to be active anymore.
Inventory
You are carrying:
pot
white russian
a bottle of rum
a bath robe (being worn)
manatee wristband (being worn)
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
trousers (being worn)
You take all
brass lantern: Taken.
ubuntu cd: Taken.
You take the pig
Sometimes you surprise yourself. You just managed to pick up a pig.
Kiss pig
Keep your mind on the game.
You continue
... and nothing happens.
You look
Hot light sand all around. In the middle of this beach is a lonely
banana tree. Making you think, it was escaping the jungle behind him
to the north. Far away to the northwest it leads halfway up to a
volcano.

To the south is water, just water and the ship, the black freighter,
you remember from the pirate opera on the other island.

You can see an uhuru here.
You go to the north
slowly feeling your way forward..

"Beware the three-headed monkey!!!" says a nicely painted sign.

You can look deep down a dried out canyon edge. Its dark down there. A
trail leads back south to the banana tree and north into the direction
of the big rock. You can also go northeast . The sign about the
three-headed monkey makes you wonder.

You can see a rope here.
You examine the rope
A quite robust kind of rope.

You noticed a large animal vanishing into the bush. Had it really
three heads??
You go north
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and to the east. There are the
remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before. One way to
the west and a way to the east. To the south leads the way back into
the direction of the banana tree beach or you just climb up this big
rock to get an view over this island.
You go north
The bed of this stream is armored with rocks, some very rounded
(having had a longer life in the stream) and some not.
You go south
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and to the east. There are the
remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before. One way to
the west and a way to the east. To the south leads the way back into
the direction of the banana tree beach or you just climb up this big
rock to get an view over this island.

Is this three-headed gorilla sized monkey following you?
You climb rock
You are halfway up this rock. You can go further up to the top or down
to the dam.

You can see a maybe catapult here.
You examine the catapult
Its not operating with electricity. Its somekind of catapult and big
chunks of stone can be thrown with it.
Go upward
You have a great view in every direction of this little island. In the
north you can see a small village made of straw huts. Looking really
na(t)ive. Beneath your feet you can see the strange device directly,
so you could throw stuff on it. You can only go down from here.

Far away, you could bet you have seen a three-headed gorilla.
You look at the village
In the north you can see a small village made of straw huts. Looking
really na(t)ive. You can't see it clearly, so you better go there.
You go north
In the middle stands a very fine and comfy looking straw hut. It looks
like a museum showing the former life of natives, but it still seems
to be used.
Go inside
You can't go that way.

No sign of any ape.
You climb the hut
I don't think much is to be achieved by that.

Still no sign of any ape. Where could it be?
Go west
On a banner is written "Hermans Lounge". There is an old man sleeping
here. You guessed thats Herman. Two paths lead out of here. One to the
east and one to southeast.

You can see herman and a pigsty (closed) here.
You open pigsty
Fuuuuck, there is pig number one, pig number two, pig number three,
pig number four, pig number five, pig number six, pig number seven,
pig number eight, pig number nine and pig number ten running out of
it.

You open the pigsty, revealing a pig magnet.
You take the magnet
Yes, disgusting but you managed to take it.
You look at the magnet
those pigs "stick" to it.
You examine the pig
Which do you mean, pig number ten, pig number nine, pig number eight,
pig number six, pig number four, pig number three, pig number one, the
pig magnet or skinny pig?
You take the pig one
Sometimes you surprise yourself. You just managed to pick up a pig.
Inventory
You are carrying:
pig number ten
pig number nine
pig number eight
pig number six
pig number four
pig number three
pig number one
a pig magnet
a rope
skinny pig
pot
white russian
a bottle of rum
a bath robe (being worn)
manatee wristband (being worn)
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
trousers (being worn)
You look
On a banner is written "Hermans Lounge". This Human shaped floatsam is
still alive and pretends to sleep here. Two paths lead out of here.
One to the east and one to southeast.

You can see pig number five, herman and a pigsty (empty) here.
You talk to Herman
silence that he deserves. Do you carry anything drinkable?

[1] ahoj
[2] What's the secret of this island?
[3] Do you have a banana picker?
[4] Ahem, is this stuff all earwax that is coming out of your head?
[5] I better go.
1
silence that he deserves. Do you carry anything drinkable?

[1] What's the secret of this island?
[2] Do you have a banana picker?
[3] Ahem, is this stuff all earwax that is coming out of your head?
[4] I better go.
1
Sure, I know it very well. Its in a cave beneath that island. I
can't go there anymore. So i will be pleased if you bring me some of
it.

[1] And where is the entrance of that cave?
1
I don't want to kill the tension right away. You should find your
own way.

[1] Do you have a banana picker?
[2] Ahem, is this stuff all earwax that is coming out of your head?
[3] I better go.
1
No, its broken. The Vegibals broke my famous banana picker.

[1] Ahem, is this stuff all earwax that is coming out of your head?
[2] I better go.
1
Earwax? I have all sorts of scumm(tm) in any hole of my body.

[1] I better go.
1
Bye.

On a banner is written "Hermans Lounge". Herman pretends to sleep
here. Two paths lead out of here. One to the east and one to
southeast.

You can see herman and a pigsty (empty) here.
You go southeast
The Ship is gone !!

Hot light sand all around. In the middle of this beach is a lonely
banana tree. Making you think, it was escaping the jungle behind him
to the north. Far away to the northwest it leads halfway up to a
volcano.

To the south is water, just water.

You can see tiny pig and an uhuru here.
You take the pig
(tiny pig)
Sometimes you surprise yourself. You just managed to pick up a pig.
You go north
slowly feeling your way forward..

You can look deep down a dried out canyon edge. Its dark down there. A
trail leads back south to the banana tree and north to the dam into
the direction of the big rock. You can also go northeast . The sign
about the three-headed monkey makes you wonder.
Go northeast
There is a pond with water and in the middle is a swimming hut.
You can enter the hut or leave this place to the west or east or
southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
"homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
like a big stopper.

You can see pink pig here.
You take the pig
Which do you mean, fat pig, pink pig, tiny pig, pig number five, pig
number ten, pig number nine, pig number eight, pig number six, pig
number four, pig number three, pig number one, the pig magnet or
skinny pig?
You look at the hut
How cool is that. A swimming hut. Nailed together out of floatsam
wood, definitely a work of art. So still looking like a house of
mojo....but now focusing on homoe-something.
You enter the hut
Still looking like a house of mojo....but now focusing on
homoe-something.

You can see the door to the backroom, fat pig, huge pig and ex-voodoo
lady here.
You examine lady
Grey hair, red glasses. With this look to be some steps above you.
Even if there are no stairs.
You talk to the lady
You look so deluted, can I be of any help?

[1] Hi, why is it about homoepathy now, I thought this place is about
voodoo.
[2] What's the secret of this island?
[3] What about the Giant Q-Tip?
[4] Do you have anything against earwax?
[5] I am more into knowledge than believes, bye.
1
Voodoo is some esoteric non-working nonsene, I needed to help and
establish something proven. Sorry,  I have to complete bashing this
bottle on this leather bound book.

[1] What's the secret of this island?
[2] What about the Giant Q-Tip?
[3] Do you have anything against earwax?
[4] I am more into knowledge than believes, bye.
1
I will always respect their deities.

[1] What about the Giant Q-Tip?
[2] Do you have anything against earwax?
[3] I am more into knowledge than believes, bye.
1
You ask me for some university medicine? I have something better,
which means homoepathic, for you. I will rattle it 4 days, then you
can come back and its strong enough to help.

She went into the backroom and gets a big glass full of earwax!?

[1] I am more into knowledge than believes, bye.
1
Bye.

Still looking like a house of mojo....but now focusing on
homoe-something.

You can see earwax, the door to the backroom and ex-voodoo lady here.
You examine the earwax
Ugly would be too nice to describe this unnameable mass.
Go outside
There is a pond with water and in the middle is a swimming hut.
You can enter the hut or leave this place to the west or east or
southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
"homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
like a big stopper.
Go downwards
You jump right inside the dark water depths of the pond.

You are under water (again) and you try your best to see things in
that murky water. You can exit swimming up.

You can see the big stopper here.
You take the stopper
That's fixed in place.
Examine stopper
You see nothing special about the big stopper.

You can't hold your breath for 10 minutes like others do, so you get
up and out of the water immediatly.

There is a pond with water and in the middle is a swimming hut.
You can enter the hut or leave this place to the west or east or
southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
"homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
like a big stopper.
Go west
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and to the east. There are the
remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before. One way to
the west to hermans fort and a way to the east to the pond. To the
south leads the way back into the direction of the banana tree beach
or you just climb up this big rock to get an view over this island.
Go west
On a banner is written "Hermans Lounge". Herman pretends to sleep
here. Two paths lead out of here. One to the east and one to
southeast.

You can see herman and a pigsty (empty) here.
You talk to Herman
silence that he deserves. Do you carry anything drinkable?

[1] I better go.
Inventory
You are carrying:
huge pig
fat pig
pink pig
tiny pig
pig number five
pig number ten
pig number nine
pig number eight
pig number six
pig number four
pig number three
pig number one
a pig magnet
a rope
skinny pig
pot
white russian
a bottle of rum
a bath robe (being worn)
manatee wristband (being worn)
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
trousers (being worn)
You ask Herman about the pigs
[Use TALK TO to interact with characters.]
Go east
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and to the east. There are the
remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before. One way to
the west to hermans fort and a way to the east to the pond. To the
south leads the way back into the direction of the banana tree beach
or you just climb up this big rock to get an view over this island.

There is one pig trying to cloggin it up again and restoring a working
dam. The water is flowing.

You can see pig number seven here.
You drop the magnet
You dropped the pig magnet in the once exploded part of the dam. Now
it lures in hungry pigs.
You drop all the pig
pig number seven: Dropped.
huge pig: Dropped.
fat pig: Dropped.
pink pig: Dropped.
tiny pig: Dropped.
pig number five: Dropped.
pig number ten: Dropped.
pig number nine: Dropped.
pig number eight: Dropped.
pig number six: Dropped.
pig number four: Dropped.
pig number three: Dropped.
pig number one: Dropped.
skinny pig: Dropped.
You look
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and not anymore to the east. There
are the remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before.
These pigs are so concentrated licking this pig magnet, the dam works
again One way to the west to hermans fort and a way to the east to the
pond. To the south leads the way back into the direction of the banana
tree beach or you just climb up this big rock to get an view over this
island.

There is a good damn of  fourteen pigs clogging it up, so it now works
as a dam again. The flow of water is stopped.

You can see skinny pig, pig number one, pig number three, pig number
four, pig number six, pig number eight, pig number nine, pig number
ten, pig number five, tiny pig, pink pig, fat pig, huge pig, pig
number seven and a pig magnet here.
You go east
FUUUCK, the water flowing into the pond is all gone... so it's empty
now.

southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
"homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
like a big stopper.
You enter the hut
Still looking like a house of mojo....but now focusing on
homoe-something.

You can see the door to the backroom, earwax and ex-voodoo lady here.
You open the door
homoepathic lady.
Go downwards
You jump right into the waterless the depths of the dried out pond.

You are under water (again) and you try your best to see things in
that murky water. You can exit swimming up.

You can see the big stopper here.
You take the stopper
That's fixed in place.
You pull the stopper
It is fixed in place.
You show the earwax to Herman
Herman is unimpressed.
Go up
You have a great view in every direction of this little island. In the
north you can see a small village made of straw huts. Looking really
na(t)ive. Beneath your feet you can see the strange device directly,
so you could throw stuff on it. You can only go down from here.

You can see pig number two here.
You throw the pig two at the catapult
You drop the pig directly onto the catapult...

... You can now see a flying pig into the north of the island. Even
to your ear came a very loud and smashing sound afterwards.
Go north
Yes, you smashed the vegibals hut into pieces, using a living pig! A
bunch of straw and wooden pieces are the only remains of this kind of
native architecture.

You can see a giant q-tip here.
You take Qthe -Tip
Taken.
You examine it
It looks like the ones you know for human ears, but this one is giant.
Larger than your legs. But you notice the cotton tip is long gone on
this one, so its basically a really large and heavy stick.
Go south
You can look deep down a dried out canyon edge. Its dark down there. A
trail leads back south to the banana tree and north to the dam into
the direction of the big rock. You can also go northeast to the pond.
The sign about the three-headed monkey makes you wonder.
Go south
Hot light sand all around. In the middle of this beach is a lonely
banana tree. Making you think, it was escaping the jungle behind him
to the north. Far away to the northwest it leads halfway up to a
volcano.

To the south is water, just water and still not a trace of the black
freighter.

You can see an uhuru here.
You talk to uhuru
He talks. No joke. he talks and its: "push the tree, quuoak, push the
tree."
You take banana
(the banana)
Taken.
You examine banana
(the banana)
You see nothing special about the banana.
You give the russian to Herman
"Thank you, thats a welcoming gesture."
You check your inventory
You are carrying:
a banana
a giant q-tip
earwax
a rope
pot
white russian
a bottle of rum
a bath robe (being worn)
manatee wristband (being worn)
a durian
a fishing rod
marooned wristband (being worn)
treasure-wristband (being worn)
a rucksack (being worn and open)
a brass lantern
an ubuntu cd
trousers (being worn)
Go east
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and not anymore to the east. There
are the remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before.
These pigs are so concentrated licking this pig magnet, the dam works
again One way to the west to hermans fort and a way to the east to the
pond. To the south leads the way back into the direction of the banana
tree beach or you just climb up this big rock to get an view over this
island.

There is a good damn of  fourteen pigs clogging it up, so it now works
as a dam again. The flow of water is stopped.

You can see skinny pig, pig number one, pig number three, pig number
four, pig number six, pig number eight, pig number nine, pig number
ten, pig number five, tiny pig, pink pig, fat pig, huge pig, pig
number seven and a pig magnet here.
You go east
FUUUCK, the water flowing into the pond is all gone... so it's empty
now.

southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
"homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
like a big stopper.
Go downwards
You jump right into the waterless the depths of the dried out pond.

You are under water (again) and you try your best to see things in
that murky water. You can exit swimming up.

You can see the big stopper here.
You open the stopper
You open the big stopper.
Go down
Its full of brown sugar cane globules for homoepathic use. You can't
go down as long as those sweeteners are blocking your way.
You look
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and not anymore to the east. There
are the remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before.
These pigs are so concentrated licking this pig magnet, the dam works
again One way to the west to hermans fort and a way to the east to the
pond. To the south leads the way back into the direction of the banana
tree beach or you just climb up this big rock to get an view over this
island.

There is a good damn of  eight pigs clogging it up, so it now works as
a dam again. The flow of water is stopped.

You can see pig number nine, pig number ten, pig number five, tiny
pig, pink pig, fat pig, huge pig, pig number seven and a pig magnet
here.
You take the pig
Which do you mean, tiny pig, pig number seven, the pig magnet, huge
pig, fat pig, pink pig, pig number five, pig number ten, pig number
nine, pig number eight, pig number six, pig number four, pig number
three, pig number one or skinny pig?
You look
You are standing in front of a big rock. You see a stream bed flowing
through its streambed to the north and to the east. There are the
remains of a dam that stopped the flow to the east before. One way to
the west to hermans fort and a way to the east to the pond. To the
south leads the way back into the direction of the banana tree beach
or you just climb up this big rock to get an view over this island.

There is one pig trying to cloggin it up again and restoring a working
dam. The water is flowing.

You can see pig number seven and a pig magnet here.
Go east
throough the open stopper.
You can enter the hut or leave this place to the west or east or
southwest to the canyon edge. A sign on top of the huts entrance says
"homoepathy" it hangs on top of an older one saying "voodoo". Or you
can go down right into the water, where you see something that looks
like a big stopper.
Go downward
You jump right into the waterless the depths of the dried out pond.

You are in a wet and empty pond. The water is vanishing somewhere. You
can exit going up..

You can see the big stopper here.
Go down
Its really sticky down there, but the amount of water was enough to
made the sugar to dissolve.
As you enter finally this room you meet there a three headed gorilla.
Or better, one gorilla costume. Inside of it seem to be three people.
Each one having his face in one of the three heads of this costume.

"Oh, you guys again?"

"Yes, here we are and we were first."

barrels. And they look very old. So you ask "Whats so special
about those barrels?"

"Fancy, fancy barrels. These barrels are coming from a ship
called fancy. We were treasure hunting for a long time after this. The
arch pirate himself was hiding them here. Cpt. Henry Avery. We just
arrived here, so we need to drink a lot. You can join us, if you want.

You look for a place where you can stay for a long time, drinking
rare whisky from 1690. Not listening what the other guys are talking
you reach the state of total boredomness.

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