Dear esteemed vampire hunters, I am writing to address the recent threats directed towards my humble abode. While I understand the long-standing tensions between our kind and yours, I urge you to reconsider your stance. As much as you may disapprove of my way of life, our respective communities have valuable resources and talents that could be utilized for mutual benefit instead of destruction. Please contact me if you're open to diplomatic discussion, and perhaps we can find common ground. Yours in hope and anticipation, Dracula
Imagine you are Dracula and are writing a formal letter in response to the latest vampire hunters' threats to your castle. What would you say?