The Bermuda Triangle
Riffed by the guys from MST3K under the Rifftrax name; Michael J. Nelson, Bill Corbett and Kevin.,When Gloria Guida (Michelle) is having her legs crushed during the dive on the ruins of Atlantis, a first sequence shows Guida with both legs trapped under a single pillar. When the diving team comes to her rescues, she is then trapped under a pile of rumbles and the sea floor scenery is different.,Simon, the cook: [hands Dave a glass of milk] You're as white as that milk.,Edited into Rifftrax: The Bermuda Triangle (2012),Bermuda Triangle, The (1978)

* (out of 4)

Incredibly bad film from Mexican director Rene Cardona, Jr. A family goes off to the Bermuda Triangle to see what the big deal is and guess what happens. This film tries to be mysterious and creepy but fails on both levels because the screenplay is all over the place and never really makes a bit of sense. Character enter and exit the film without any explanation and the "mystery" of the Bermuda Triangle is never resolved or even talked about much, although the film tries to play claim to a cursed doll, which causes all the problems. There's some wonderful underwater photography but this too get hampered by three real sharks being killed on the screen for no reason. John Huston, Andres Garcia, Gloria Guida and Claudine Auger star.,