The Convent
Adrienne Barbeau (Adult Christine) used the same wig she wore in Swamp Thing (1982).,Christine's shotgun shells have all been fired; that is, the firing pins are all indented, meaning they have been shot.,Mo: The Prince of Evil? You work at fuckin' Dairy Queen.
Saul: Liar!
Mo: Liar, my ass! You served my cousin and me a snackerwizard last week.,Video and DVD release will be R-rated, featuring 19 less seconds of gore than the original version.,Referenced in Monster Man: Between Arachnid and a Hard Place (2012),You Don't Own Me
By John Madara and Dave White
Performed by Lesley Gore
Courtesy of Dominion Entertainment, Inc.,A group of college kids decide to explore a condemned convent building. It just so happens that a bloody massacre occurred in this very building some 40 years prior. Not surprisingly, the young scholars simply must wander its accursed halls in order to party more effectively.

Uh oh!

A gaggle of Satanists is already on the premises and up to no good! Soon, demons appear and ruin everyone's good time. The rest of the night is a fight for survival, complete with spraying blood and goo.

Enter Christine (Adrienne Barbeau), who plays a key role in the history of this eeevil place. She's also quite well-armed, sporting a machete and a cache of guns. With the single surviving coed in tow, Christine fires innumerable bullets and chops off many demon heads. She also tears around on a motorcycle.

If a splendiferous gore-tacular with a silly sense of humor sounds tasty to you, then THE CONVENT will fill your meat wagon.

On a personal note: I want Christine's prayer, during the explosive climax, chiseled on my tombstone!...,