Call Girl of Cthulhu
Not to be confused with the 2014 short Callgirl of Cthulhu (2014),Squid: There are some things Man was never meant to understand.
Carter Wilcox: Yeah, I call them "women".,References WNUF Halloween Special (2013),New Cults
Written & performed by Night Birds,Ya, right...Lovecraft would have really dug this 'homage' being a secret T&A guy back in the day. He especially would have been surprised to see so many of his hidden meanings and dark texts rife with macabre images suddenly illuminated and realized as a bunch of naked women with all their attributes! As if that were not enough, the casting of non-pro actors would sublimate his troubled eldritch inner forces that would normally demand much better performers into a simmering rage at the unseen director of this nonsense. The usage of New England surnames familiar to us all seems unkind to those family members who may still exist in the dark tarns of the hidden blasted heaths and valleys therein. All in all very entertaining for those of us trapped deep below the surface of the Earth with the Old Ones!

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Charles Dexter Ward and my new friend... Yog Sothoth -,