Female Coworker:: So you're driving cross country? Me:: Yep. FC:: Are you gonna stop at hotels or something? Me:: Nah, like I did before I'll just stop at rest stops when I get too tired and sleep in the car. FC:: Oh, well, do you have any protection? Me:: Uh, sure I guess, I mean I have pepper spray and always carry my pocketknife... FC:: No no, I meant do you have a MAN to protect you. Because obviously women can't defend themselves, and men never get robbed or assaulted...