A gay guy, A black guy, and A Jew get hit by a bus They all appear in front of the gates of heaven. The Angel says. "Welcome to Heaven!" The three guys beg him for a second chance. The angel says,"I can only do it if you promised to give up what you love doing the most." The three men immediately agreed to do that.  Suddenly, they're on the street and the bus is passing by. They cautiously cross the street, and continue walking, until they come across a car which has an open window and a purse. The gay guy says to the black guy, "Don't do it man, you're stronger than that!" But he reaches in anyway. Poof! Black guy disappears.  They continue walking until the Jew comes across a penny. He bends down with the gay guy behind him. Poof! Gay guy disappears.