While sitting with a friend, observing the art at Museum of Modern Art, a museum security employee approaches us. Employee:: So, where are you from? (to my friend) Lemme guess, Japan? Friend:: Uh, no, Korea. Employee:: Ah, and you... (to me) Where are you from? Puerto Rico? Me:: No, I'm from California. Employee:: Right, but you probably are Puerto Rican. Me:: I'm not. Employee:: Are you sure? You *must* have some Puerto Rican blood in you! Me:: I assure you, I don't.