His exploration of Jersey City and Hoboken includes restaurant reviews , rent rants and musings on urban development , along with tongue-in-cheek commentary on New Jersey ironies -LRB- '' train to Xanadu promised in just two years , Xanadu to follow decade later '' -RRB- and the state 's savory absurdities -LRB- '' garlic-toting motorcyclists to invade Holland Tunnel '' -RRB- .