Enron 's Andrew Fastow could n't have drawn up a more imaginative flow chart for distributing dubious gains to a favored few on the q.t . The U.S. Family Network was only one of several phantom Enron-style shams spawned or fronted by Mr. DeLay , Mr. Abramoff or their sometimes clerical cronies , from Celebrations for Children -LRB- a '' charity '' whose good works remain a mystery -RRB- to the American International Center -LRB- a '' think tank '' manned by a lifeguard in Rehoboth Beach , Del . -RRB- .