text: ••-Nrs,&*°'<*• A 3(v OWE •v. ®®s& HY it mm To Ipdift E» PinJ&iiftY Vig* sBriAWMJEjauMft^dib WvMRnl^SMp «mm)M**£ to m* at tinea. ty4i» E. PtakfcaK*» TarrtafetaQngMMrt «*4 Ltww PJIkrw •Scmd tae tobmfth and I waal-te titanic Co far tbe good tfcey tmv* doo* om. 1 v* lad qBtt* a bft of txonfata wwny botitd*** twt affect my tal took*. My friends**? "Wkj-doyov loefcao vanitf and well}* 2 ow» it ail to UM» l^ndh & Ptekfcasa WBWB**." Mm Roar. 8t«nu Moor* Areas*, Washington Pork, Xltiaoia. W« with every woman who anffwa from female trooble*, nervoosseea, backache or tbe bine* eoald *e* the let t«rs written fey wocnen made well by Ly h* £. Piokham'* Vegetable Compound If you have any symptom eboat which you would like to know write to &« LytHa E. Pinkftam Medicine Co., Lynn, M&t*., for helpful advice givett £ree of charg*. REMARK MUST HAVE STUNG English "Slacker*" Got What They Deserved, From Waitress of the Little Restaurant. They may have been medically uuflt, hut certainly they didn't look It, or I*rhaps they were conscientious objec tors. In any case they wore neither armlets nor war budgets. They were busily chaffing the waitress of the little restaurant, says London An rivers, "You'll have to hurry up, or you won't be married by next Christmas," said one young Hercules, with a grin. "Christmas will soon be here, you know." "I wish next Christmas were here," said the girl sadly, "then perhaps this terrible war would be over." "Don't say that," cried another, who was evidently doing well In the ab sence of belter men. "When the war's over we'll all be out of work." "Can't help your troubles," retorted the girl. Then she continued, with suspicious sweetness. "You needn't worry about that. After the war's" over you can all Join the army, you know." STANDARD FLY SHY CHASES FLIES, Prevents tons from fly noUanee on your stock Repels fl!e«, sares Umo, uo»«r and t«mper. The •tandard for yean. 41 alt dealer* I1.0U a gallon. Standard Chemical Mlg. Co., Oouii*, Kelt. —Adv "Thirty-Nine Going on Fifty." "How old arc you?" Charles Pettijohn, a lawyer, was questioning a woman client, sec'atjgly fifty or more. "Thirty-nine." "Speak right up," urged Pettijohn as the woman answered in a low tone. "You need not be ashamed of the questions." "Thirty-nine," reiterated the woman, in the same tone. "What did you say?" "Thirty-nine, going on fifty."—In dianapolis Star. United States yearly produces $20, 000,000 worth of buttons. Stop That Ache! Don't worry about a bad back. Get rid of it. Probably your kid neys are out of order. Resume sen sible habits and help the kidneys. Then, kidney backache will go also the dizzy spells, lameness, stiff ness, tired feelings, nervousness, rheumatic pains and bladder trou bles. Use Doan's Kidney Pills. Thousands recommend them. were inactive and the "kidney secre tions scalded lu passage. I used Doan's Kidney Pills and got a lasting cure." Get Does'* at A«r Store, 60c a Bok DOAN'S VzWV FOSTEfetfOSURN CO. BUFFALO* N. Y. "S 8IG HEALTH KAKENEWRECORD «ca &» Ml* l&fMM'VCNSS I tWWL^4- fwt Uar. *£m OV«r OOi $aol wck 1 WWli s»t wa*i tape** to t»ik tart*d 20 An Iowa Case Mrs. C. A. Ija Suer. 315 Market PiCtUTt TeUta Story" St. Sioux Citi\ la., says: "My kidneys were in a weak ened condition and my back ached so re a I thought it would break. I found it impossible to do ,any housework and I felt heavy, drow isy: and all worn lout. My kidneys Tumors and Lupus «imi—fufljr treated without kntfepr pain. All work srnaranteod. Come, ar write for Prve lllastratod Book Dr. WILLIAMS SANATORIUM JMOcntnBrAr* PPPIXP AMalfa «, Sweet Otowr IB- fuimt APPENDIClflS SUm write,fprvatn^fr l. ^WUUe WT,1 ciaa. tnuUMWJMH.. CKHu«' SIOUX CITY, NO. 30-19H. *:r 111 3 the Wortd aq-Sun ire. ]££!.« IM $8(01 SWTS -CkMft 3.tf" *tf HeyS*S T#t^ fe* &L &MdkwM«AM IdMMi ft&Mritdfc W'&' SfcOINWlfc 1Ttrts„—Tfewy 4M *. t&4»* wit* trie warn, I'imk. «h» «tlMNr-#KF» p**&* «i feti fiqr HMty h* tmm tim* i» ttom t»? Umt i^rlr mm JMr ®rs»y ttttki mb*» tWa* that tlw?'Osi*t ktxrw to«r to wImhml Oi» t)M fwino tlwy se h*U tiwt «s the Any thrr iKTOtc* Ibft worM'» tw«ii t-"~ fsfi 6r» f*a«# af t* a ueJ y&r$«. Smm item* w**v llrwl a««l «tx Uu arnml *1tli r- «n asw»*tet V-• .k o*»r «tx »w«y. 11.1911 j.ia-i t» b* «WWft, rb« tar®Pt Am,Hot pyT»a4 1.2 ftqoftrc «t ti»« teat* aod IS twt M(b, rner* dot «& tlw eerfaee of tiw ww llw euanert at Fort liawwi A»il yet no necuntrij 4id tt»«y lomt# the dot And «auK« th« motion through ilw wriurr that had ttw ftirnwy pyramid !*rg*H be«ii a battie«hi^, tUx of th»w T,(X)0^a»d prsjeetlles would haw lora Ifaroagh her ooj^n# room. Ttwsre wet« not oaiy nix bltt, bat they w*e» buKched hit*. And ill «evett Rhot» were fired to minutes and 82 second*. Furtlvermore, the target was two or three miles farther away than a *hip would be before ahe could get loto the channel that would enable her to wine tip within hitting lf«tauce of the city. The Men Who Did It T4ie artillerymen who made thU rec ord were the members of the Forty eighth company, Lieut. Mareellu* H, Thontpaon eomtnandlQj^ Of course, shooting 12-Inch guna no Hut the supreme Instant of its si lence is when it geta up to «poak. It has been eo well fed—1,048 pounds of steel nnd 268 pounds of nitrocellulose —this chief spenker at a party that Is a sort of International entertain ment for visiting fleet. Lieutenant Thompson, toastmaster. In a word of army lingo and a gesture, makes tbe Introduction. Somelody releases a metal tooth that had locked and held another metal tooth, and the 52 tons of gun ge'ts up above the parapet, rises 20 feet Into the air without a sound as Its lead counterweight sinks as silently leet down Into the emplacement. Then, the speech to the audience on the horizon! Lieutenant Thompson dodges com pliments and congratulations by ex plaining how the record shooting of his company never would have been pos sible but for the long years of hard work and training of the Coast artil l'.v corps as a whole under the direc tion cf General Murray and General 7,\av.r. Fuss About Missed Shcts. The men of the Flrty-eighth com (ir.ny fuss more about the one shot that missed tlmn the six that hit. Tlipy ex plain apologetically that at the instant hc range for the fifth shot (the one ihat missed) c£L-)e over the wire from the plotting room the gun was fired and the man at the lime-range board did not hear accurately. He got the iecond or third figure beyond the deoi ual point wrong, and that made the itxt fchot fall a trifle short. But the i'ery next shot not only came within the limits of a battleship's vitals but demolished the pyramid target Itself. Before thinking that they must have jeen very careless on that lost shot. »ry to visualize and "audibillze" what goes oh in the emplacement and the range-finding station when they are firing big guns. Iietnember that they fire every half-minute, that a thousand and one things must be done to the gun between shots, and that with a moving target each firing involves a brand-new problem involving a mass of hifalutin higher mathematics. Also that you have to know the answer to each of these problems In 30 seconds. For each gun there are 15 men in the range section or position-finding service, and they must all agree on the result, and what they do must be sup plemented by the,42 men who-serve the gun itself. There can be no hitch. A blunder of one sort will lose a shot. A blunder of another sort will destroy a gun and scatter the fragments of balf a hundred human bodies up and down the beach. Again, only 30 seconds In which to do all those tremendous things aceu ifhtely! Teamwork, if ever there was fcuch a thing! You can't say that the brains of tJie thing are here or there. They are everywhere, _oi,e great eoin poslle brain. ^y'^0, HoW They Oo'lt. ~^fche beginning of each operation Is to tfwf base-line observation stations, two observatories 2,000 yards npnrt .w the beach. In each of them a. man 3 Observing the moving battleship V«aKh «rpowerful glass the Interseo loa trf. ibe/vvpfff# h*ir* in tlie glass The I* in Use wttti tiM xmmtf* m&tmmt* nwd «©n»t«ttr k«*pt t&et* hy mwlojE ttM gt«sft. HfiitlMt r"- ajlmalt«o«ott«ty in both thv«» KtBta u» on the twwnty s-lgblh, twenty-oltith sod thirti«*th «ed of *«ch ob»«rv«timi. tfco third bell both obwrwr* read the *«i«l«w on tbe *ole ami t*i*»phoae tho»e to the men at the jUottltig hoard, a big wemtdrculnr wble, e^nipp«d with tmltieinK brum »rtn# to be moved across the board to give sngit-x and dietmnces. That plottlag room In firing time sounds very much like tbe okl-fnsh lot*ed sehctolroom when the awful hour cam© for oral artlftmettc. Only Id they will hit something la their regular Job, but that particular day's work did attract home attention. (One hit In seven at 10,000 yartls or over Is considered good shoot ing.) Thompson Rays hia men did It. and the men any Thompson did it. The silence of a 12-lnch gun Immediately before and after is us impressive us its roar. MEXICANS USE AMERICAN WIRELESS I i.*m Of ti»» AlBHMtoKB **tl* FwroM"" *1rnimm u««U tit «w» gotmmmmt, TW pMtwrapti «ko** a MeitUws afwrattnc watMtX!, m» tw psrt tbe plotting room they In ft lot at or fat»tm«rt«4 throw decimals, and one man tak«« up the problem at the Instant It fall* from the Hps of the one ahead of him. and they not only have to think but use a lot of mathematical Instruments at the same time. And when you think yoa have the unswer, that Is oaly the beginning. That is merely tbe uncor rected range, More figure* are to tumble Into the situation as fast as a man can talk, several men rather. Tbe wind is blow ing nnd something must be allowed for that, three-tenths of a degree, any. for an eight-mile bree*e, A man at the wind-measuring tablo must figure that out and contribute his bit. Don't for get the tide. With reference to the bench, where the gun Is, the vessel on tbe sea, there Is a decimal or so higher or lower for every shot. Somebody figures that out. The ship is moving over her course. Somebody else must work on that trifle to see by what luin- ORGANIZE FIRST MOTHERS' POLICE Women of New York's East Side Form Force to Regulate District. PROTECTION FOR THE GIRLS Principal Crusade Will Be Waged Against Cadet System and Mod ern Dress and Movie Theater Evils Will Be Fought. New York.—What is said to be the first mother police force in the his tory of the world has been organized on the lower East side of New York city. The primary, purpose of the or ganization, which is composed exclu sively of mothers of the district, is the protection of young girls. To this end It will muke war on extremes In mod ern day dress, wage a campaign against that tyfie of dance and movie hail regularly known as the cadet, arid keep open house at all times for the young girl in need of advice. As side lines of endeavor, the wom en police will keep a look out for false weights and tricky scales In trade shops. Instruct immigrants In the re quisites of good citizenship, keep wateh on the public parks to prevent waste paper, litter and other forms of desecration* and generally aim at the upbuilding of eommunlty life. The "mother police" is the Idea of Hurry H. Schlacbt, .a young attorney, who started the boy police movement, which has spread through the coun try with such rapidity the past few years. It wat from the operation of his boy police force that Mr. Schlacht received Ills inspiration for the orjgan ization of this new department. The "juvenile cops," as the boys styled themselves, were denied en trance to dance halls and were looked upon with disfavor at many moving picture theaters—or In general In fields of endeavor fruitful for the cadet Tbe young attorney talked the situation over with a number of mothers of the East silde and 100 of them volunteered to lend their aid 1ft the formation of an organization to abate tbe cadet evil, Mr. Schltvcbt. iu$|imea active charge^ cbiis T3Mt^ 4 4 '-&1 In f«* 4r«4t^ part «f"i» &$?«* tlw of tfc* targH affect* U* pr$bl«i&. AH l«i Hall Minute, in a Mm mitm, t* Jowmmsjf geitig of so 4*vtet* mm* from a straigtit Itot. Anirw«-r to tfeat, pi**#®. Ho alt tbiag* *r» aiUed out to the nutn t|»» mpt bo«r4t: *bO «Brt «-ordlnnto Qi«tn and com** the fim answer. Thta, too. I« all 4«*t In 80 second*. And by the ttta* tb* gun ho* bee* fir«d and kwM ibe ol» wsrvertj and the plotter* have done tbe thing all over again and Hash tbe next range to the mm at the gas. Tlien Usere i» muiatle veloetty, which la never twice alike from two lot* of powder, So the coast artillery men blend their powder by hand, taking grains from different (a grain of nlm- cellulose t« about the *l*« of spool of thread) till they get the mlxtoro they like, make a trial shot with that to Si^e what in«stle velocity it give*, and then figure on the factor rewalnlag the same so long a« the some blend I* used through oue perlol of target prac tice* Of course, after a little while a change In the weather or temperature will upset that calcnilnlioo, and an other blend has to be made. And after all this care in blending powder, all thin precision in the mathe matics of the thing, there comes in the gun pointer, not the man behind the gun, but the man crouched alongside It on his narrow, shelflike platform, with his eye on the target, too, and bis hand ou the delicate mechanism that 5n the !«.«t Instant must be ctsr rfct to a hair's breadth If the shot Is going home. the membership campaign and already lias succeeded In enrolling more than 5,000 applications from mothers who want to lend their support to the move ment. The head of the force la Mrs. Hose Kelhoffer, a strong, aggressive woman upon whose shoulders rests con siderable responsibility. She Iuuj de clared herself for the removnl of "blinds" for disreputable houses, dance halls, moving picture houses and vau- Mrs. Rose Kelhoffer, Chief. deviile houses, the prosecution Of cigar stores selling cigarettes to minors, the. throwing of inflammable refuse into fire escapes, supervision of immigrant girl employment and other reforms. Every member of tbe force will be equipped with a police whistle and In structed to summon a regular police man to her assistance at the first show of tronble. Wherever it is necessary the women will be directed to make ar rests en their own initiative, under au thority of the law. A number of the womei have volunteered to act as su pervisors of the "play streets" recently opened, by tbe police, in addition to their regular duties. These enlistments are counted on to work wonders In the way of juvenile reform, as well as to reduce the percentage of deaths from aciftdeotg. thurtr iuy*)*y to tb# |mm! «t Ikftir a«tt*tiy mdmm gmti i»wmrd* tH» r«y*i to. nwUtagt* *m* WmtmtA wm$* OP i- I: fim i4 .=t» ifes eswtSi WAJCT IKSBTAUfTTli jm-mmrnt 4o imC Iwattsfcfc* to rmmm mm* nort of S «t VfmtteW «m»4 Muto* tiNt Iwiw IMMS j» tortus** «4«•*»*• Hft tm $ximm «t jmuhui, tt» at** «a« l« Am*. •ttsOwtow iltfi Mr «Mjert^r«r of imm HNSpii tiS6®WISB mam or Imk k* feimm," }uaMMar, a yew mm* m» tiutl bmm mmmAauk Ultle it tt ..torn* its ut* Whit* Olb. (tent (bud." T*» b»jm tm hism witb j««t Im |wr«Mot«4 *t«t «0 lny vm. 'K -•-nnfrt-i imw fmmnr fa if wiimirWtt .HUf# '(M i* -V4- **wm dart- *blp.w "Well, *ar, I will t»k» your iuu»* sa4 addrewR, aud If we liave aaythliag of the kind 1 will writ® to you." The other bey then {Mwnmted hlm eelf and his paper*. "What eao you 4or* the j^ecUteat attke4 hlw.: "Anything that a greeo hand can do, «drt" wa* tbe reply, Tlie prc#ldent touched a bell that called a foreman, and the college grad uate went to »ortlng acrap Iron, *wk paJtsetl, and the president, meet ing tle superintendent, a*k«d, "How I* the new trtan getting ont" "Oh," Raid the #ujwrlutendert, "ho did bis work eo well that I put him over the gang." In two year* that young man was the head of a department, and on the way to a salary larger probably than his friend will ever eoru,—Youth'# Companion. Inference. Mr. Flat bush—Whore la tbe world did you get tills bread? Mrs. Flatbush—I made it, of course. Why? "Oh, I don't know. I read today that fmts have been found In Dalmatla that actually make bread by chewing seeds. Into pulp, forming it in loaves, baking them in the sun, and then storing them away for future use." Heredity. "How crusty that fellow is!" "I guess that's because his father was a baker." There are 428,603 persons In Yoko hama. CKg Fence */8 Iron ft Wire Attractivev u'mtEO fm WW* «ri»» wmktk Mm. «n* nor* .. HmcV*. a* la «rMI Ihfer Mmikm*, mm «M-Omk fdMi MWMKaAMMul m-a Ml IUn MfftiMli Hm» 4%mmhn* Wood to nlmiilb fan* mwi «kl» mhI «l)oy« Smh» Cwtert* iMwrt (k* ri|a«t«n DIFFERENT STRAIN OF BOYS SWAMP-Jt-SL ROOT m&sm mmgfo te t*k« them Tb«y both 414 well at Peitegw, «iwk their la 4tM» «»4 ««ML fr«o» SMMbe** of tbe faculty Ivttttr* to a large ahSpbuUdtng firm with whicfc tb«y itoairMi eroploysiwat, Wtwa th« finrt boy wo* ^lv«« aodliniew »1tb h*«4 the firm. U4t (kil WW hl« letter*, "What can you Oof* Mdted tlw (*Mwi 4«at, "l Aoold like "I* h«. Uaiiai dMWlNWIh U+h am, *mm, Nmrn« Way. ym ten nm tUSHT iw*# MCI atfaa £te IM mt/L Save the Babies. Of emtrm ttctf A aMMWfeat MMiM la#r|d«^ who HMkHr IhMI itm lawdmiut mo* teo fiNwif. fcooyd dM» ear wltli 4tAe«lt|r. ^What"* Qui aMttarf to ear Wheat averaged! In 1915 over 25 bushmls/HWi Oats averaged!In 19/5 over 45 bumbmUt pmr Barley averaged In 1915 over 40but/1mlap9ri Prices ate high, markets convenient excellent land, low la price aftber fan* proved or otherwise, ranging from 12 to $30 per IIm ug ttfmlk mlbliy, k* obowrvad OM «oa4acto«r» imuatJe&<«. "Aint tW* I woirtT* mm "How do kwHV irtwrrttr tt- is or ootr growl#4 tt» nundwAsK "Oh, fe«.«««! ham you wouWot «itSi a iaown iarmat ager. earth to It, And with a grin of confidence former manager wrote this answer "The men. lands are plentiful and not far from railway i»n«y and convenient to good schools and churches. Tbe climate is healthful. There I* war tax oan«. Mr Is there •ay e^aseHHi—. For oonideto infoe. Uiationax to beat locations for settlement, mluc^l railroad rstea anrt distiMUa flh*tt*tad psmtfth*. address Superintendent Immigration. Ottawa, ot J.M.8UcLtdU*B,Drmr iw.w.bA« ,» a ui^s ii Canadian Govarnment ApaQ Protect the Graves wiih RENO Steel Lot Enclosure in. Round Pickets 37 in. Im.^fai when set* Price Incladiitg Gate and Posts ponplcta FAB.CmCMk I llllillll WWW-BSfc «8-00 540 Ironj^™ p# g^^ggggQXZe- 37UI0 700 AHSri^S^Si^SS^, «r Iwve atoppod to let omi iL- aaW OM» MM£M omu Wf VMI4MUUMT •atTar trtth mnnmHim ohftmte, wrtt* tm met WW BOOfiB writOwfc tftm* ma* •»wr wh«mm. w* atartiiitjr tmt*. Omm, Dsyt. a Wn iiBiailw.Malw, AiUv. Anate«ny Fram CxpeHMw*. The Mg leagoo boMball who b*4 (mmmr Uie team arnoed becaaa* fialohed tect usual, the noon, oo b« one up, And ayzygy, vm taking eivU nonrtce wamlaatloB it order to meam a poUtleal Job. was amased H* at the list of fool q«e*i tlon* on Ue examtaatioo p*p«r. He didn't know tha dlat&aee from the pooaed that h« cottld aot so be called that test a lo*er. {Jut the thlr4 question Interaated him, It said: "Name the lAigeat toooo In the man frame.'* I ./y-,' describe fj£« head."—Qndnnatl Enquirer. MM Ht Doctor—Is thero no form of dally Inexpensive active exercise yoa can take? Patient—Oh, yea» doc. I dodgi automobiles all the way down town. Naturally. "Mrs. Dlstangoy, the aodety lead er, has started a model dairy on he* cout^try estate." "I suppose, then, she expects te get the cream of tbe trade." Three Hundred Million Bushel Crop in 1915 Fanners pay for tWr taad with om year's cny #*4 prosperity was mtr so great. Regarding Western Caoada as a grain producer, a prominent business «na^ says: "Canada's position today is sounder than ever. There is more our surplus. As for the wheat crop, it is marvelous and a tnonumeot of strength for business confidence tobuild unoa. exceeding thgmo«*riprimiatli-|«»wlt,-Hrm- Free homestead Lot Mm Ml 8Xftftfi740 3W toxio- iMn 1 i. •Mw'. 4lSi. k-. 