When Patty went to college
Webster, Jean, 1876-1916
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Published March, igoj THE DEVINNE PRESS TO 234 MAIN AND THE GOOD TIMES WE HAVE HAD THERE Contents PAGE I Peters the Susceptible i II An Early Fright 21 III The Impressionable Mr. Todhunter 39 IV A Question of Ethics 57 V The Elusive Kate Ferris .... 73 VI A Story with Four Sequels ... 89 VII In Pursuit of Old English . . .103 viii The Deceased Robert 121 IX Patty the Comforter 133 X " Per l'Italia " 147 XI "Local Color" 177 XII The Exigencies of Etiquette . . . 203 XIII A Crash Without 215 XIV The Mystery of the Shadowed Soph- omore 237 XV Patty and the Bishop 257 List of Illustrations FACING PAGE Patty Frontispiece Men know such a lot about such things ! . . . . 1 8 Mr. Algernon Vivian Todhunter, gingerly sitting on the edge of a chair 54 What 's the matter, Patty? no Olivia Copeland 172 I have just run away from you, Bishop Copeley . . 266 ^ I Peters the Susceptible Peters the Susceptible APER-WEIGHTS," observed Patty, sucking an injured thumb, "were evidently not made for driving in tacks. I wish I had a hammer." This remark called forth no response, and Patty peered down from the top of the step-ladder at her room-mate, who was sitting on the floor dragging sofa-pil- lows and curtains from a dry-goods box. " Priscilla," she begged, "you are n't doing anything useful. Go down and ask Peters for a hammer." Priscilla rose reluctantly. " I dare say fifty girls have already been after a hammer." " Oh, he has a private one in his back pocket. Borrow that. And, Pris," — Patty called after her over the transom, — "just 3 when Patty Went to College tell him to send up a man to take that closet door off its hinges." Patty, in the interval, sat down on the top step and surveyed the chaos beneath her. An Oriental rush chair, very much out at the elbows, several miscellaneous chairs, two desks, a divan, a table, and two dry-goods boxes radiated from the cen- ter of the room. The floor, as it showed through the interstices, was covered with a grass-green carpet, while the curtains and hangings were of a not very subdued crimson. "One would scarcely," Patty remarked to the furniture in general, " call it a sym- phony in color." A knock sounded on the door. " Come in," she called. A girl in a blue linen sailor-suit reach- ing to her ankles, and with a braid of hair hanging down her back, appeared in the doorway. Patty examined her in silence. The girl's eyes traveled around the room in some surprise, and finally reached the top of the ladder. 4 Peters the Susceptible ** I — I 'm a freshman," she began. *' My dear," murmured Patty, in a dep- recatory tone, " I should have taken you for a senior ; but " — with a wave of her hand toward the nearest dry-goods box — ** come in and sit down. I need your ad- vice. Now, there are shades* of green," she went on, as if continuing a conversa- tion, "which are not so bad with red; but I ask you frankly if that shade of green would go with anything ? " The freshman looked at Patty, and looked at the carpet, and smiled dubiously. "No," she admitted; "I don't believe it would." "I knew you would say that!" ex- claimed Patty, in a tone of relief. " Now what would you advise us to do with the carpet? " The freshman looked blank. "I — I don't know, unless you take it up," she stammered. "The very thing!" said Patty. "I wonder we had n't thought of it before." Priscilla reappeared at this point with 5 ;Uk?« when Patty Went to College the announcement, " Peters is the most suspicious man I ever knew I " But she stopped uncertainly as she caught sight of the freshman. "Priscilla," said Patty, severely, "I hope you did n't divulge the fact that we are hanging the walls with tapestry " — this with a wave of her hand toward the printed cotton cloth dangling from the molding. *' I tried not to," said Priscilla, guiltily, "but he read 'tapestry' in my eyes. He had no sooner looked at me than he said, ' See here, miss ; you know it 's against the rules to hang curtains on the walls, and you must n't put nails in the plastering, and I don't believe you need a hammer anyway.' " " Disgusting creature ! " said Patty. ** But," continued Priscilla, hastily, " I stopped and borrowed Georgie Merriles's hammer on my way back. Oh, I- for- got," she added ; " he says we can't take the closet door off its hinges — that as soon as we get ours off five hundred other young ladies will be wanting theirs off, 6 Peters the Susceptible and that it would take half a dozen men all summer to put them back again." A portentous frown was gathering- on Patty's brow, and the freshman, wishing to avert a possible domestic tragedy, inquired timidly, "Who is Peters?" "Peters," said Priscilla, "is a short, bow-legged gentleman with a red Van- dyke beard, whose technical title is jani- tor, but who is really dictator. Every one is afraid of him — even Prexy." " I'm not," said Patty; "and," she added firmly, " that door is coming down whether he says so or not, so I suppose we shall have to do it ourselves." Her eyes wan- dered back to the carpet and her face brightened. " Oh, Pris, we 've got a beau- tiful new scheme. My friend here says she does n't like the carpet at all, and sug- gests that we take it up, get some black paint, and put it on the floor ourselves. I agree," she added, " that a Flemish oak floor covered with rugs would be a great improvement." Priscilla glanced uncertainly from the 7 When Patty Went to College freshman to the floor. ** Do you think they 'd let us do it ? " " It would never do to ask them," said Patty. The freshman rose uneasily. " I came," she said hesitatingly, "to find out — that is, I understand that the girls rent their old books, and I thought, if you would n't mind — " " Mind ! " said Patty, reassuringly. **We 'd rent our souls for fifty cents a semester." **It — it was a Latin dictionary I wanted," said the freshman, "and the girls next door said perhaps you had one." "A beautiful one," said Patty. *' No," interrupted Priscilla ; "hers is lost from O to R, and it 's all torn ; but mine," — she dived down into one of the boxes and hauled out a chunky volume without any covers, — " while it is not so beautiful as it was once, it is still as useful." " Mine 's annotated," said Patty, " and illustrated. I '11 show you what a supe- 8 Peters the Susceptible rlor book it is," and she began descend- ing the ladder ; but Priscilla charged upon her and she retreated to the top again. " Why," she wailed to the terrified fresh- man, "did you not say you wanted a dic- tionary before she came back ? Let me give you some advice at the beginning of your college career," she added warn- ingly. "Never choose a room-mate bigger than yourself. They 're danger- ous." The freshman was backing precipitously toward the door, when it opened and revealed an attractive-looking girl with fluffy reddish hair. " Pris, you wretch, you walked off with my hammer ! " " Oh, Georgie, we need it worse than you do ! Come in and help tack." " Hello, Georgie," called Patty, from the ladder. " Is n't this room going to be beautiful when it 's finished ? " Georgie looked about. " You are more sanguine than I should be," she laughed. "You can't tell yet," Patty returned. 9 when Patty Went to College " We 're going to cover the wall-paper with this red stuff, and paint the floor black, and have dark furniture, and red hangings, and soft lights. It will look just like the Oriental Room in the Waldorf." "How in the world," Georgie de- manded, "do you ever make them let you do all these things ? I stuck in three innocent little thumb-tacks to-day, and Peters descended upon me bristling with wrath, and said he 'd report me if I did n't pull them out." ** We never ask," explained Patty. " It 's the only way." " You Ve got enough to do if you ex- pect to get settled by Monday," Georgie remarked. " C'es^ vrai," agreed Patty, descending the ladder with a sudden access of energy ; " and you 've got to stay and help us. We have to get all this furniture moved into the bedrooms and the carpet up before we even begin to paint." She regarded the freshman tentatively. " Are you awfully busy ? " lO Peters the Susceptible " Not very. My room-mate has n't come yet, so I can't settle." "That 's nice; then you can help us move furniture." " Patty ! " said Priscilla, " I think you are too bad." ** I should really love to stay and help, if you '11 let me." " Certainly," said Patty, obligingly. " I forgot to ask your name," she continued, " and I don't suppose you like to be called ' Freshman ' ; it 's not specific enough." " My name is Genevieve Ainslee Ran- dolph." " Genevieve Ains — dear me ! I can't remember anything like that. Do you mind if I call you Lady Clara Vere de Vere for short? " The freshman looked doubtful, and Patty proceeded : " Lady Clara, allow me to present my room-mate Miss Priscilla Pond — no relation to the extract. She 's athletic and wins hundred-yard dashes and hurdle races, and gets her name in the paper to a really gratifying extent. And II When Patty Went to College my dear friend Miss Georgie Merriles, one of the oldest families in Dakota. Miss Merriles is very talented — sings in the glee club, plays on the comb — " "And," interrupted Georgie, "let me present Miss Patty Wyatt, who — " " Has no specialty," said Patty, mod- estly, "but is merely good and beautiful and bright." A knock sounded on the door, which opened without waiting for a response. " Miss Theodora Bartlet," continued Patty, " commonly known as the Twin, Miss Vere de Vere." The Twin looked dazed, murmured, " Miss Vere de Vere," and dropped down on a dry-goods box. " The term ' Twin,' " explained Patty, "is used in a merely allegorical sense. There is really only one of her. The title was conferred in her freshman year, and the reason has been lost in the dim dawn of antiquity." The freshman looked at the Twin and opened her mouth, but shut it again with- out saying anything. 12 Peters the Susceptible " My favorite maxim," said Patty, "has always been, 'Silence is golden.' I ob- serve that we are kindred spirits." " Patty," said Priscilla, " do stop bother- ing that poor child and get to work." " Bothering? " said Patty. "I am not bothering her ; we are just getting ac- quainted. However, I dare say it is not the time for hollow civilities. Do you want to borrow anything ? " she added, turning to the Twin, " or did you just drop in to pay a social call ? " " Just a social call ; but I think I '11 come in again when there 's no furniture to move." " You don't happen to be going into town this afternoon ? " "Yes," said the Twin. "But," she added guardedly, " if it 's a curtain-pole, I refuse to bring it out. I offered to bring one out for Lucille Carter last night, be- cause she was in a hurry to give a house- warming, and I speared the conductor with it getting into the car ; and while I was apologizing to him I knocked Mrs. Prexy's hat off with the other end." 13 when Patty Went to College "We have all the curtain-poles we need," said Patty. " It 's just some paint — five cans of black paint, and three brushes at the ten- cent store, and thank you very much. Good-by. Now," she continued, *' the first thing is to get that door down, and I will wrest a screw- driver fi-om the unwilling Peters while you remove tacks from the carpet." ** He won't give you one," said Pris- cilla. "You '11 see," said Patty. Five minutes later she returned waving above her head an unmistakable screw- driver. ''Voild,mes amies / Peters's own private screw-driver, for which I am to be personally responsiblec" " How did you get it ? " inquired Pris- cilla, suspiciously. "You act," said Patty, "as if you thought i knocked him down in some dark corner and robbed him. I merely asked him for it politely, and he asked me what I wanted to do with it. I told him I wanted to take out screws, and the reason 14 Peters the Susceptible impressed him so that he handed it over without a word. Peters," she added, "is a dear ; only he 's hke every other man — you have to use diplomacy." By ten o'clock that night the study carpet of 399 was neatly folded and de- posited at the end of the corridor above, whence its origin would be difficult to trace. The entire region was steeped in an odor of turpentine, and the study floor of 399 was a shining black, except for four or five unpainted spots which Patty des- ignated as "stepping-stones," and which were to be treated later. Every caller that had dropped in during the afternoon or evening had had a brush thrust into her hand and had been made to go down upon her knees and paint. Besides the floor, three bookcases and a chair had been transferred from mahogany to Flemish oak, and there was still half a can of paint left which Patty was anxiously trying to dispose of. The next morning, in spite of the diffi- culty of getting about, the step-ladder had 15 when Patty Went to College been reerected, and the business of tapes- try-hanging was going forward with en- thusiasm, when a knock suddenly inter- rupted the work. Patty, all unconscious of impending doom, cheerily called, " Come in ! " The door opened, and the figure of Peters appeared on the threshold ; and Priscilla basely fled, leaving her room- mate stranded on the ladder. ** Are you the young lady who borrowed my screw — " Peters stopped and looked at the floor, and his jaw dropped in aston- ishment. "Where is that there carpet?" he demanded, in a tone which seemed to imply that he thought it was under the paint. " It 's out in the hall," said Patty, pleas- antly. " Please be careful and don't step on the paint. It 's a great improvement, don't you think ? " ** You oughter got permission — " he began, but his eye fell on the tapestry and he stopped again. " Yes," said Patty ; " but we knew you i6 Peters the Susceptible could n't spare a man just now to paint it for us, so we did n't like to trouble you." " It 's against the rules to hang curtains on the walls." " I have heard that it was," said Patty, affably, "and I think ordinarily it 's a very good rule. But just look at the color of that wall-paper. It 's pea-green. You have had enough experience with wall- paper, Mr. Peters, to know that ^ka^ is impossible, especially when our window- curtains and portieres are red." Peters's eyes had traveled to the closet, bereft of its door. " Are you the young lady," he demanded gruffly, " who asked me to have that door taken off its hinges ? " "No," said Patty; "I think that must have been my room-mate. It was very heavy," she continued plaintively, "and we had a great deal of trouble getting it down, but of course we realized that you were awfully busy, and that it really was n't your fault. That 's what I wanted the screw-driver for," she added. " I 'm sorry 17 When Patty Went to College that I did n't get it back last night, but I was very tired, and I forgot," Peters merely grunted. He was exam- ining a corner cabinet hanging on the wall. " Did n't you know," he asked severely, " that it 's against the rules to put nails in the plaster ? " "Those are n't nails," expostulated Patty. " They 're hooks. I remembered that you did n't like holes, so I only put in two, though I am really afraid that three are necessary. What do you think, Mr. Peters ? Does it seem solid ? " Peters shook it. " It 's solid enough," he said sulkily. As he turned, his eye fell on the table in Priscilla's bedroom. " Is that a gas-stove in there ? " he demanded. Patty shrugged her shoulders. "An apology for one — be careful, Mr. Peters ! Dont get against that bookcase. It 's just painted." Peters jumped aside, and stood like the Colossus of Rhodes, with one foot on one stepping-stone, and the other on another three feet away. It is hard for even a i8 Men know such a lot about such things ! Peters the Susceptible janitor to be dignified in such a position, and while he was gathering his scat- tered impressions Patty looked longingly around the room for some one to enjoy the spectacle with her. She felt that the silence was becoming ominous, however, and she hastened to interrupt it. "There 's something wrong with that stove ; it won't burn a bit. I am afraid we did n't put it together just right. I should n't be surprised if you might be able to tell what 's the matter with it, Mr. Peters." She smiled sweetly. "Men know such a lot about such things ! Would you mind looking at it ? " Peters grunted again ; but he ap- proached the stove. Five minutes later, when Priscilla stuck her head in to find out if, by chance, any- thing remained of Patty, she saw Peters on his knees on the floor of her bedroom, with the dismembered stove scattered about him, and heard him saying, " I don't know as I have any call to report you, for I s'pose, since they 're up, they might 19 When Patty Went to College as well stay " ; and Patty's voice return- ing : " You 're very kind, Mr. Peters. Of course if we 'd known — " Priscilla shut the door softly, and retired around the corner to await Peters's departure. *' How in the world did you manage him ? " she asked, bursting in as soon as the sound of his footsteps had died away down the corridor. " I expected to sing a requiem over your remains, and I found Peters on his knees, engaged in amicable conversation." Patty smiled inscrutably. " You must remember," she said, "that Peters is not only a janitor : he is also a man." 20 II An Early Fright II An Early Fright 'LL make the tea to-day," said Patty, graciously. " As you please," said Pris- cilla, with a skeptical shrug. Patty bustled about amid a rattle of china. " The cups are rather dusty," she observed dubiously. " You 'd better wash them," Priscilla returned. "No," said Patty; "it 's too much trouble. Just close the blinds, please, and we '11 light the candles, and that will do as well. Come in," she called in answer to a knock. Georgie Merriles, Lucille Carter, and the Bartlet Twin appeared in the doorway. " Did I hear the two P's were going to serve tea this afternoon ? " inquired the Twin. when Patty Went to College " Yes ; come in. I 'm going to make it myself," answered Patty, " and you '11 see how much more attentive a hostess I am than Priscilla. Here, Twin," she added, "you take the kettle out and fill it with water ; and, Lucille, please go and borrow some alcohol fi'om the freshmen at the end of the corridor ; our bottle 's empty. I 'd do it myself, only I 've borrowed such a lot lately, and they don't know you, you see. And — oh, Georgie, you 're an obliging dear; just run down -stairs to the store and get some sugar. I think I saw some money in that silver inkstand on Priscilla's desk." "We 've got some sugar," objected Priscilla. " I bought a whole pound yes- terday." " No, my lamb ; we have n't got it any more. I lent it to Bonnie Connaught last night. Just hunt around for the spoons," she added. " I think I saw them on the bottom shelf of the bookcase, behind Kip- ling." " And what, may I ask, a.re you going to do ? " inquired Priscilla. 24 An Early Fright " I ? " said Patty. " Oh, I am going to sit in the arm-chair and preside." Ten minutes later, the company being disposed about the room on cushions, and the party well under way, it was discovered that there were no lemons. ** Are you sure ? " asked Patty, anx- iously. ** Not one," said Priscilla, peering into the stein where the lemons were kept. " I," said Georgie, "refuse to go to the store again." "No matter," said Patty, graciously; " we can do very well without them." (She did not take lemon herself.) " The object of tea is not for the sake of the tea, but for the conversation which accompanies it, and one must not let accidents annoy him. You see, young ladies," she went on, in the tone of an instructor giving a lecture, " though I have just spilled the alcohol over the sugar, I appear not to notice it, but keep up an easy flow of conversation to divert my guests. A repose of manner is above all things to be cultivated." Patty leaned languidly back in her chair. " To- 25 when Patty Went to College morrow is Founder's Day," she resumed in a conversational tone. " I wonder if many — " " That reminds me," interrupted the Twin. " You girls need n't save any dances for my brother. I got a letter from him this morning saying he could n't come." " He has n't broken anything, has he ? " Patty asked sympathetically. " Broken anything ? " "Ah — an arm, or a leg, or a neck. Ac- cidents are so prevalent about Founder's time." " No ; he was called out of town on im- portant business." " Important business ! " Patty laughed. "Dear man ! why could n't he have thought of something new .'* " ** I think myself it was just an excuse," the Twin acknowledged. " He seemed to have an idea that he would be the only man here, and that, alone and unaided, he would have to dance with all six hundred girls." 26 An Early Fright Patty shook her head sadly. " They 're all alike. Founder's would n't be Foun- der's if half the guests did n't develop seri- ous illness or important business or dead relations the last minute. The only safe way is to invite three men and make out one program." " I simply can't realize that to-morrow is Founder's," said Priscilla. " It does n't seem a week since we unpacked our trunks after vacation, and before we know it we shall be packing them again for Christ- mas." " Yes ; and before we know it we '11 be unpacking them again, with examinations three weeks ahead," said Georgie the pes- simist. " Oh, for the matter of that," returned Patty the optimist, "before we know it we '11 be walking up one side of the platform for our diplomas and coming down the other side blooming alumnae." "And then," sighed Georgie, "before we even have time to decide on a career, we '11 be old ladies, telling our grand- 27 when Patty Went to College children to stand up straight and remem- ber their rubbers." ** And," said Priscilla, " before any of us get any tea we '11 be in our graves, if you don't stop talking and watch that kettle." " It 's boiling," said Patty. ** Yes," said Priscilla; " it 's been boiling for ten minutes." ** It 's hot," said Patty. " I should think it might be," said Pris- cilla. " And now the problem is, how to get it off without burning one's self," "You 're presiding to-day; you must solve your own problems." "'T is an easy matter," and Patty hooked it off on the end of a golf-club. "Young ladies," she said, with a wave of the kettle, " there is nothing like a college education to teach you a way out of every difficulty. If, when you are out in the wide, wide world—" "Where, oh, where are the grave old seniors?" chanted the Twin. 28 An Early Fright *' Where, oh, where are they ? " The rest took it up, and Patty waited pa- tiently. " They 've gone out of Cairnsley's ethics. They 've gone out of Cairnsley's ethics, They 've gone out of Cairnsley's ethics. Into the wide, wide w-o-r-l-d." " If you have finished your ovation, young ladies, I will proceed with my lec- ture. When, as I say, you are out in the wide, wide world, making five-o'clock tea some afternoon for one of the young men popularly supposed to be there, who have dropped in to make an afternoon call — Do you follow me, young ladies, or do I speak too fast? If, while you are engaged in conversation, the kettle should become too hot, do not put your finger in your mouth and shriek ' Ouch ! ' and coquettishly say to the young man, ' Vou take it off,' as might a young woman who has not enjoyed your advantages; but, rather, rise to the emergency ; say to him calmly, * This kettle has become over- 29 when Patty Went to College heated ; may I trouble you to go into the hall and bring an umbrella ? ' and when he returns you can hook it off gracefully and expeditiously as you have seen me do, young ladies, and the young — " "Patty, take care ! " This from Priscilla. "O-u-c-h!" in along-drawn wail. This from Georgie. Patty hastily set the kettle down on the floor. " I 'm awfully sorry, Georgie. Does it hurt?" " Not in the least. It 's really a pleas- ant sensation to have boiling water poured over you." The Bartlet Twin sniffed. " I smell burning rug." Patty groaned. " I resign, Pris ; I re- sign. Here, you preside. I '11 never ask to make it again." " I should like," observed the Twin, "to see Patty entertaining a young man." " It 's not such an unprecedented event," said Patty, with some warmth. " You can watch me to-morrow night if it will give you so much pleasure." An Early Fright " To-morrow night ? Are you going to have a man for the Prom ? " " That," said Patty, " is my intention." "And you have n't asked me for a dance ! " This in an aggrieved chorus from the entire room. " I have n't asked anyone," said Patty, with dignity. " Do you mean you 're going to have all of the twenty dances with him your- self? " " Oh, no ; I don't expect to dance more than ten with him myself — I have n't made out his card yet," she added. "Why not?" " I never do," " Has he been here before, then?" " No ; that 's the reason." " The reason for what? " " Well," Patty deigned to explain, " I 've invited him for every party since freshman year." " And did he decline ? " " No ; he accepted, but he never came." "Why not?" 31 When Patty Went to College " He was scared." •'Scared? Of the girls?" " Yes," said Patty, " partly — but mostly of the faculty." " Th^/aculty would n't hurt him." " Of course not ; but he could n't under- stand that. You see, he had a fright when he was young." " A fright ? What was it ? " "Well," said Patty, "it happened this way: It was while I was at boarding- school. He was at Andover then, and his home was in the South; and one time when he went through Washington he stopped off to call on me. As it happened, the butler had left two days before, and had taken with him all the knives and forks, and all the money he could find, and Nancy Lee's gold watch and two hat- pins, and my silver hair-brush, and a bottle of brandy, and a pie,"' she enumerated with a conscientious regard for details ; " and Mrs. Trent — that 's the principal — had advertised for a new butler." " I should have thought the old one 32 An Early Fright would have discouraged her from keeping butlers," said Georgie. " You would think so," said Patty; " but she was a very persevering woman. On the day that Raoul — that's his name — came to call, nineteen people had applied for the place, and Mrs. Trent was worn out from interviewing them. So she told Miss Sarah — that 's her daughter — to attend to those who came in the evening. Miss Sarah was tall and wore spectacles, and was — was — " " A good disciplinarian," suggested the Twin. " Yes," said Patty, feelingly, " an aw- fully good disciplinarian. Well, when Raoul got there he gave his card to Ellen and asked for me; but EUen did n't under- stand, and she called Miss Sarah, and when Miss Sarah saw him in his evening clothes she — " " Took him for a butler," put in Georgie. "Yes, she took him for a butler; and she looked at the card he 'd given Ellen, and said icily, * What does this mean ? ' ' 33 When Patty Went to College ***It 's — it 's my name,' he stam- mered. " ' I see,' said Miss Sarah ; ' but where is your recommendation ? ' " ' I did n't know it was necessary,' he said, terribly scared. ** ' Of course it 's necessary,' Miss Sarah returned. * I can't allow you to come into the house unless I have letters from the places where you 've been before.' " 'I did n't suppose you were so strict,' he said. ** ' We have to be strict,' Miss Sarah an- swered firmly. ' Have you had much ex- perience ? ' " He did n't know what she meant, but he thought it would be safest to say he had n't. ^ *' 'Then of course you won't do,' she re- plied. ' How old are you? ' " He was so frightened by this time that he could n't remember. 'Nineteen,' he gasped — ' I mean twenty.' " Miss Sarah saw his confusion, and thought he had designs on some of the 34 An Early Fright heiresses intrusted to her care. ' I don't see how you dared to come here,' she said severely. * I should not think of having you in the house for a moment. You 're altogether too young and too good-look- ing.' And with that Raoul got up and bolted. "When Ellen told Miss Sarah the next day that he 'd asked for me, she was terri- bly mortified, and she made me write and explain, and invite him to dinner; but wild horses could n't have dragged him into the house again. He 's been afraid to stop off in Washington ever since. He always goes straight through on a sleeper, and says he has nightmares even then." " And is that why he won't come to the college ? " " Yes," said Patty; "that 's the reason. I told him we did n't have any butlers here ; but he said we had lady faculty, and that 's as bad." " But I thought you said he was coming to the Prom." " He is this time." 35 when Patty Went to College " Are you sure? " ** Yes," said Pktty, with ominous em- phasis, " I 'm sure. He knows," she added, " what will happen if he does n't." " What will happen ? " asked the Twin. " Nothing." The Twin shook her head, and Georgie inquired, "Then why don't you make out his program ? " " I suppose I might as well. I did n't do it before because it sort of seemed like tempting Providence. I did n't want to be the cause of any really serious accident happening to him," she explained a trifle ambiguously as she got out pencil and pa- per. " What dances can you give me, Lu- cille? And you, Georgie, have you got the third taken ? " While this business was being settled, a knock unheeded had sounded on the door. It came again. " What 's that ? " asked Priscilla. " Did some one knock? Come in." The door opened, and a maid stood upon the threshold with a yellow envelop in her hand. She peered uncertainly 36 An Early Fright »» around the darkened room from one face to another, "Miss Patty Wyatt?" she asked. Patty stretched out her hand in silence for the envelop, and, propping" it up on her desk, looked at it with a grim smile. " What is it, Patty ? Are n't you going to read it ? " "There 's no need. I know what it says." "Then I '11 read it," said Priscilla, rip- ping it open. "Is it a leg or an arm ? " Patty inquired with mild curiosity. " Neither," said Priscilla ; " it 's a collar- bone." " Oh," murmured Patty. "What is it?" demanded Georgie the curious. " Read it out loud." " New Haven, November 29. " Broke collar-bone playing foot-ball. Hon- est Injun. Terribly sorry. Better luck next time." "Raoul." "There will not," observed Patty, ''be a next time." Ill The Impressionable Mr. Todhunter Ill The Impressionable Mr. Todhunter Don't AS the mail been around yet, called Priscilla to a girl at the other end of the corridor, relieve so. It has n't been in our room." "There she comes now ! " and Priscilla swooped down upon the mail-girl. " Got anything for 399 ? " ** Do you want Miss Wyatt's mail too ? " ** Yes ; I '11 take everything. What a lot! Is that all for us?" And Priscilla walked down the corridor swinging her note-book by its shoe-string, and opening envelops as she went. She was pres- ently joined by Georgie Merriles, likewise swinging a note-book by a shoe-string. 41 when Patty Went to College " Hello, Pris; going to English ? Want me to help carry your mail ? " " Thank you," said Priscilla ; " you may keep the most of it. Now, that," she added, holding out a blue envelop, " is an advertisement for cold cream which no lady should be without ; and that " — hold- ing out a yellow envelop — "is an adver- tisement for beef extract which no brain- worker should be without ; and that " — holding out a white envelop — "is the worst of all, because it looks like a legiti- mate letter, and it 's nothing but a * Dear Madam ' thing, telling me my tailor has moved from Twenty-second to Forty-third Street, and hopes I '11 continue to favor him with my patronage. "And here," she went on, turning to her room-mate's correspondence, "is a cold-cream and a beef-extract letter for Patty, and one from Yale ; that 's probably Raoul explaining why he could n't come to the Prom. It won't do any good, though. No mortal man can ever make her believe he did n't have his collar-bone 42 Impressionable Mr. Todhunter broken on purpose. And I don't know whom that 's from," Priscilla continued, ex- amining the last letter. " It 's marked 'Hotel A , New York.' Never heard of it, did you ? Never saw the writing before, either." Georgie laughed. " Do you keep tab on all of Patty's correspondents ? " " Oh, I know the most of them by this time. She usually reads the interesting ones out loud, and the ones that are n't interesting she never answers, so they stop writing. Hurry up ; the bell 's going to ring"; and they pushed in among the crowd of girls on the steps of the recita- tion-hall. The bell did ring just as they reached the class-room, and Priscilla dropped the letters, without comment, into Patty's lap as she went past. Patty was reading poetry and did not look up. She had assimilated some ten pages of Shelley since the first bell rang, and as she was not sure which would be taken up in class, she was now swallowing Wordsworth in 43 when Patty Went to College the same voracious manner. Patty's method in Romantic Poetry was to be very fresh on the first part of the lesson, catch the instructor's eye early in the hour, make a brilliant recitation, and pass the remainder of the time in gentle medita- tion. To-day, however, the unwonted bulk of her correspondence diverted her mind from its immediate duty. She failed to catch the instructor's eye, and the recita- tion proceeded without her assistance. Priscilla watch.ed her from the back seat as she read the Yale letter with a skepti- cal frown, and made a grimace over the blue and the yellow ; but before she had reached the Hotel A , Priscilla was paying attention to the recitation again. It was coming her way, and she was anx- iously forming an opinion on the essential characteristics of Wordsworth's view of immortality. Suddenly the room was startled by an audible titter from Patty, who hastily com- posed her face and assumed a look of 44 Impressionable Mr. Todhunter vacuous innocence — but too late. She had caught the instructor's eye at last. " Miss Wyatt, what do you consider the most serious limitations of our author?" Miss Wyatt blinked once or twice. This question out of its context was not illuminating. It was a part of her philos- ophy, however, never to flunk flat ; she always crawled. "Well," she began with an air of pro- found deliberation, " that question might be considered in two ways, either from an artistic or a philosophic standpoint." This sounded promising, and the in- structor smiled encouragingly. "Yes?" she said. " And yet," continued Patty, after still pro founder deliberation, " I think the same reason will be found to be the ultimate ex- planation of both." The instructor might have inquired, "Both what?" but she refrained and merely waited. Patty thought she had done enough, but she plunged on desperately : "In spite of 45 when Patty Went to College his really deep philosophy we notice a cer- tain— one might almost say dash about his poetry, and a lack of — er — medita- tion which I should attribute to his imma- turity and his a — rather wild life. If he had lived longer I think he might have overcome it in time." The class looked dazed, and the corners of the instructor's mouth twitched. " It is certainly an interesting point of view, Miss Wyatt, and, as far as I know, entirely original." As they were crowding out at the end of the recitation Priscilla pounced upon Patty. " What on earth were you saying about Wordsworth's youth and imma- turity ?" she demanded. " The man lived to be over eighty, and composed a poem with his last gasp." " Wordsworth ? I was talking about Shelley." " Well, the class was n't." "How should I know?" Patty de- manded indignantly. "She said 'our author,' and I avoided specific details as long as I could." 46 Impressionable Mr. Todhunter " Oh, Patty, Patty ! and you said he was wild — the lamblike Wordsworth!" " What were you laughing at, anyway ? " demanded Georgie. Patty smiled again. "Why, ^/izs," she said, unfolding the Hotel A letter. " It 's from an Englishman, Mr. Tod- hunter, some one my father discovered last summer and invited out to stay with us for a few days. I 'd forgotten all about him, and here he writes to know whether and when he may call, and, if so, will it be convenient for him to come to-night. 