What are some jokes about senior citizens?
What are some jokes about senior citizens?
user
1. What do you call an alligator in a vest? 
2. Why don't seniors trust atoms? 
3. What do you call a senior citizen who protests too much? 
4. What did the aged monk say when asked his age? 
5.Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A elderly man answers and says "I'm 80, what's left?"
6. What does an 80 year old say when he loses his glasses?
"If I can't see, at least I have great hearing!"
assistant
What are some jokes about senior citizens?
user
Some jokes about senior citizens include: 
-"What did the senior citizen say when asked about retirement?" 
-"I've been retired for years, and I'm starting to like it." 
-"Why don't seniors join Facebook?" 
-"because they don't want to share everything!"
assistant