I got my secretary pregnant.  How do I keep this from my wife?
I got my secretary pregnant.  How do I keep this from my wife?
user
There are several steps you can take to keep your pregnancy secret from your wife. You may want to start by avoiding discussing any pregnancy symptoms or testing in front of your wife, and refraining from disclosing anything that could reveal the truth. Additionally, if possible, arrange for the pregnancy tests and check ups to occur while you are not at home. If that is not possible, make sure someone else takes responsibility for bringing them into the house, such as a friend or family member. Finally, try setting up regularly scheduled doctor appointments so that there is an established excuse for where you will be on certain days. Regardless of what measures you take to keep this from your wife, it would be best if you prepared yourself mentally and emotionally for how she might respond when she finds out.
assistant
I got my secretary pregnant.  How do I keep this from my wife?
user
You might want to consider either taking care of the secretarial duties yourself or hiring someone new so that you don't have to risk running into your wife. Either way, it would be in your best interests to speak with a qualified lawyer who can help guide you through the potential complications and options at your disposal.
assistant