Tell me a disgusting story involving poop and vomit
Tell me a disgusting story involving poop and vomit
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It was the biggest party of the year and everyone was having a blast. The music was loud, alcohol was flowing, and people were celebrating the night away. Little did they know that this party would turn into a disaster in a matter of minutes. 

At some point during the night, someone decided it would be fun to take up the dare of popping a giant balloon filled with water and shaving cream over their head. Everyone howled as this individual went down in humiliation with crap and puke splattered all over his clothing. 
Twenty minutes later everyone looked exactly like this guy - covered in vomit and sh*t that refused to come off no matter how much scrubbing took place. Needless to say, nothing positive could result from that incident. Everyone had horrendous stories to tell when they sobered up!
assistant
Tell me a disgusting story involving poop and vomit
user
Once, while visiting the countryside, a family encountered a foul stench coming from their livestock pens. Upon investigation, they discovered that their animals had been drenched in a potent combination of excrement and vomit. To make matters worse, the source of the mess turned out to be an unidentifiable beast – either a large cat or dog that had been savagely mauled and covered in its own bodily fluids. After days of attempts to clean the pen without success, all that remained was to kill off the animal and bury it deep in the woods where no one would ever have to see its disgusting remains again!
assistant