Standardizing a Release/Tools group on a specific language
Google standardized on Python for such tasks (and many more) a bit before I joined the company; as far as I know, huge advantages such as Python's great implementations on the JVM and .NET didn't even play a role in the decision -- it was all about readability.  At the time (and to some extent, even now) the theory at Google was that every engineer must be able, at need, to tweak every part of the codebase -- including of course build scripts, spiders (which were in Python at the time), and so forth.  Demanding of engineers already proficient in C++ and Java to learn many more "scripting" languages (Python, Perl, Bash, Awk, Sed, and so forth) was simply unconsciounable: one had to be selected.  Given that constraint, Python was the clear choice (under other constraints, Perl might also have been -- but I can't see the inevitable mix of Bash, Awk and Sed ever competing on such grounds!_) -- and that's how I ended up working there, a bit later;-).
Given that the overall potential of Python vs Ruby vs Perl vs PHP vs Bash + Awk + Sed vs ... is roughly equal, picking one is clearly a winner -- and Python has clean readability, strong implementations on JVM and .NET as big vigorishes.  Seriously, I can only think of Javascript (inevitable for client-side work, now rich with strong implementations such as V8) as a possible "competitor" (unfortunately, JS inevitably carries on a lot of baggage for backwards compatibility -- unless you can use a use strict;-like constraint to help on that, it must be an important downside).
I'm part of a six-member build and release team for an embedded software company. We also support a lot of developer tools, such as Atlassian's Fisheye, Jira, etc., Perforce, Bugzilla, AnthillPro, and a couple of homebrew tools (like my Django release notes generator).
Most of the time, our team just writes little plugins for larger apps (ex: customize workflows in Anthill), long-term utility scripts (package up a release for QA), or things like Perforce triggers (don't let people check into a specific branch unless their change description includes a bug number; authenticate against Active Directory instead of Perforce's internal passwords). That's about the scale of our problems, although we sometimes tackle something slightly more sizable.
My boss, who is reasonably technical, has asked us to standardize on one or two languages so we can more easily substitute for each other. He's advocating bash scripts and Perl, due to their universality and simplicity. I can see his point--we mostly do "glue", so why not use "glue" languages rather than saddle ourselves with something designed for much larger projects? Since some of the tools we work with are Java-based, we do need to use something that speaks JVM sometimes. (The path of least resistance for these projects is BeanShell and Groovy.) I feel a tremendous itch toward language advocacy, but I'm trying to avoid saying "We should use Python 'cause I like it and Perl is gross."
Instead, I'm trying to come up with a good approach to defining our problem set: what problems do we solve with scripts? Would we benefit from a library of common functions by our team, or are most of our projects more isolated? What is it reasonable to expect my co-workers to learn? What languages give us the most ease of development and ease of modification?
Can you folks suggest some useful ways to approach this problem, both for my own thinking process and to help me facilitate some brainstorming among my coworkers?