Tired of ASP.NET, which of the following should I learn and why?
I recommend Clojure and Compojure because Clojure is awesome. Clojure is a new and modern LISP implemented on the JVM and can interact seamlessly with any Java library. It already has 3 IDE plugins in development, a book written about it, a very smart and open-minded person running the whole operation and a great newbie friendly community. The language is simple, easy to learn and yet really powerful. A good way to open your mind to new ideas without going as far as pure functional programming. Coding websites with Clojure is a breeze and really fun. It has a lot going for it and a lot of momentum. All the kool kids are doin' it so I recommend giving it a try!
Which of the following technology is easy to learn and fun for developing a website? If you could only pick one which would it be and why

Clojure/Compojure+Ring/Moustache+Ring
Groovy/Grails 
Python/Django 
Ruby/Rails
Turbogear
Cappuccino or Sproutcore
Javascript/jQuery