Once upon a time, there was an ordinary man named Everett Edwards. One day, Everett Edwards discovered he was suddenly transported to ancient Rome with his smartphone and a power bank. However, since Everett Edwards does not understand Latin, and there was no cellphone network or wifi in ancient Rome, Everett Edwards was unable to communicate with the Romans. The Romans thought Everett Edwards was a barbarian spy who performed witchcraft with his glowing brick and Everett Edwards was arrested and had an untimely demise.
Years later, archeologists were baffled at the excavation of what appears to be parts from a modern smartphone inside ancient Roman ruins and concluded unethical companies are using the ruins as landfills for electronic waste. Thus ends the tragic tale of Everett Edwards and his smartphone.
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