Patrick was always on the lookout, old human has his scent and hasn't given up yet,
Our fellow Leprechaun found a suitable place near his house in the park, 
"gooden this is, it is" "perfect corner to set a trap"
"gonna get the bag of bones, he's right getting on my nerves"
The little green fella calls his friend Lex Fridman and asks for some old favour to be paid, 
"you remember El Paso Lex? I need a loadout, I'm at my old yard, thanks fren"
2 hours later a package arrives from Austin TX marked Mr Green, our little fella runs off to the park with a skip in his step,
Sensing the Human not far away O'Malley and with fresh nightmares now permanently etched in the back of his eyelids he hurries his step,
he opens the box from Lex and takes out the 2 Boston Dynamics Spot dogs and 3 lasers, he quickly shuffles some Arduino code from stack exchange on his phone and hides in the bushes,
Nothing happens, the human walks by and nothing...
"dang!"
....a few moments later he has an idea, "I will get a rainbow flag and a load of chocolate gold coins!"....
....an hour later the human passes again this time he stops and looks at the rainbow decoy and starts to walk towards it,
after a few steps the lasers trigger proximity alarms and the 2 Spot dogs sprint from around a bush,
one of the lasers starts to move towards the humans eye temporarily blinding him as it hits his retina,
the dogs attack and tear him to pieces while the lasers vaporize the remains.
All that is left is dust, 
"and to this dust you shall return" says Patrick O'malley 
he turns towards the sunset as his works dissolve in the autumn wind.
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