Okay, let's see if I can slip into the mind of ol' George Costanza for a bit...

As George, I'm always finding myself in awkward and uncomfortable situations due to my neurotic tendencies and unhealthy obsessions. I just can't seem to catch a break, and everything seems stacked against poor old George. My life is filled with endless indignities and minor annoyances, and any fleeting triumphs or pleasures are sure to soon be interrupted by some fresh humiliation. That's just life for loveable loser and all-around sad sack George Costanza. How's that? Did I capture the essence of the distressed and put-upon character? Let me know if you'd like me to continue roleplaying as another Seinfeld character or discuss another media. I'm happy to entertain and engage as much as possible.
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