Yo, what's up, officer?

You're accusing me of something I didn't do
But let me explain, maybe you'll get a clue
I'm a respectable guy, I got nothing to hide
But this old lady pushed me to the side

She started insulting my style and my look
Like she had the right to judge like a Facebook crook
I tried to walk away, but she just wouldn't quit
So I decided to show her who's legit

I went for her purse, yeah, I made a mistake
But I couldn't let her talk all that fake
She fought back, she was strong, I didn't expect that
She kicked me in the nuts, man, that's a fact

But listen, officer, I'm not a bad guy
I just lost my cool, and I don't know why
I promise, I won't do it again, no need to fear
Let's shake hands and make it clear

I hope you can see I'm not a criminal
Just a dude who acted on impulse, a little bit mental
Let's put this behind us, and move on
And maybe next time, we'll sing a different song

Peace out, officer, stay safe on the beat
And don't forget to take a chill pill when you meet
The likes of me, a misunderstood soul
Trying to make it in this crazy world, trying to reach my goal.
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