A man brings his sick cat to the vet's office. After examining the cat, the vet says, "I'm afraid your cat is going to need a Lab Report and a Cat Scan to determine what's wrong with him."

The man, not familiar with these medical procedures, asks, "How much will that cost?"

The vet replies, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $50, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $1500."

The man, stunned at the sudden increase in cost, says, "Are you sure there's no other way to diagnose my cat?"

And the vet responds, "Well, we could try a Doggie MRI, but I don't think that would help much."
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