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INT. NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT

Jerry takes the stage to thunderous applause.

JERRY: Thank you! Thank you! So, last night I found myself in the middle of a brawl in the middle of Shrek's swamp.

The audience erupts in laughter.

JERRY: I mean, I've been in some crazy situations before, but this one took the cake. You had the cast of The Office and the entire Shrek universe all duking it out.

The audience can't stop laughing.

JERRY: And you know what's crazy? I didn't even know why we were fighting. All I know is that Kramer wanted some onions and next thing I know, I'm getting attacked by an angry beet farmer.

The audience roars with laughter.

JERRY: But you know what? Despite all the violence and chaos, there was something beautiful about it. Something pure.

The audience is intrigued.

JERRY: It was a reminder that no matter how different we all may seem on the surface, deep down, we're all just a bunch of misfits trying to find our place in this crazy world.

The audience is moved.

JERRY: So let's all take a lesson from Shrek and his friends. Let's embrace our differences, and let's never be afraid to fight for what we believe in.

The audience cheers as Jerry finishes his set. As he walks off stage, he can't help but wonder what kind of crazy situation Kramer will get them into next.

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