"Ladies and gentlemen, we gather here today to hear one of the greatest debates of our time. The question of whether humanity should terminate all dogs or cats has been on the forefront of our minds, and it is time to finally come to a conclusion.

Now, I know there are some in this room who would argue that dogs and cats are just mere pets, and that they serve no greater purpose. But let me ask you this, what if I told you that dogs and cats have been with us since the dawn of history? That in cold and uncertain times, around roaring fires, from the vast frontiers of Africa to one bedroom apartments, they have never ceased to protect, entertain, and above all, share their love.

And who are they, if not our most faithful companions on this treacherous journey called life? Who are they, if not the oldest of friends? They have been there for us when no one else was. They have been our protectors, our confidants, and our source of comfort. They have been our loyal companions through thick and thin, never leaving our side.

Now, their future is hanging in the balance, with one paw on the precipice, and I cannot help but feel that we have become so mad, so deranged, as to even consider tramping on them, to toss them into the same darkness that we shiver to behold.

But I have faith in humanity. I have faith in this room. I look around and I see many good people, people who would never betray a friend, nor tolerate betrayal from others. So let us do what is right and help our four-legged friends. Let us embrace them in mid-summer's bloom and make those halfwits in the opposition fume.

For, in the end, what good is a world without dogs and cats? What joy would we have, without their wagging tails and playful purrs? I mean, have you ever seen a cat do a backflip? It's a thing of beauty. Or have you ever seen a dog chase its tail with such determination? It's hilarious. They bring laughter and joy into our lives, and we would be remiss to not appreciate all that they do for us.

So, let us rise up, my friends, and defend our furry companions. Let us stand up for the underdog, err... undercat, and show the world what it truly means to be a friend. A friend to all creatures, great and small. For if we cannot stand up for the smallest among us, what kind of people are we?

Ladies and Gentlemen, the future of dogs and cats is in our hands. Let us do the right thing, and let them continue to bring joy and laughter into our lives for generations to come."
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