Alright, I've developed a laser gun that progressively makes things cuter. I aimed it at a lamp once, and it went from straight edged, to having rounded corners, to turning into a plush that somehow still emitted light. I aimed it at a picture of a shark and it turned it into a picture of some anime girl. I aimed it at a rock, and it turned more pastel colored and gained a face like this one: `:3`. After the ethics review went through, we did animal testing, and the animals gained a more domesticated look. It was like wolves turning into dogs.

The target market is anyone that likes cute things, but I think a main problem will be getting enough initial people to believe the product is real.
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