Here is a draft press release that announces a new laser gun that progressively makes things cuter:

### Cupcake Optics Inc. celebrates successful test firing of new laser platform. 

Cupcake Optics, an engineering firm specializing in bleeding edge cuteness augmentation technology, announced that they have reached a breakthrough in their laser-based delivery system known as QT-PIE. After emerging victorious from a grueling set of cuteness benchmarks, QT-PIE has been heralded as a transformative step in the democratization of being adorable. 

Of the system's unexpected success in the cuteness trials, Cupcake Optics CTO <NAME HERE> said, "When I fired QT-PIE at my desk lamp, I honestly expected it to go up in smoke like the rest of them. Imagine my surprise when it turned into a softly glowing plush pillow. It wasn't until we lasered a rock and synthesized kawaii gravel that we knew we had something special on our hands." 

This advancement in cute laser technology is sure to usher in a new frontier of adorable goods. Cupcake Optics, together with QT-PIE, are laser-focused on a cute future.
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