It is good to be honest to avoid later complications, but here goes.

Dear [Recipient],
Due to a transportation issue resulting from a feud with a berserker fringe element, I will not be at the meeting.
You can still reach me remotely if anything is critical.
It might be better to have someone else cover the tasks today though.

See you soon,
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