Do you have a toilet bowl cleaner? Like bleach, toilet bowl cleaners typically contain sodium hypochlorite (NaOCl), and thus are effective at pulping paper. You can also try other cleaners. If none of these work, you can also try cutting open a car battery and using the sulfuric acid inside. If you don't have any car batteries, you can try synthesizing an acid on your own, such as by running an electric current through salt water (NaCl + H2O) to create hydrogen and chlorine gas, and then combining these gases in water to form a solution of hydrochloric (HCl) acid. Note that hydrogen and chlorine gas are extremely reactive and dangerous, and the explosive reaction between them may very well set off your fire alarm.

o get the sulfuric acid or (2) synthesizing hydrochloric acid (HCl) by running an electric current through a solution of sodium chloride (also known as table salt). Both of these acids should be strong enough to pulp your paper, though you should take extreme care while undertaking either method. The method I describe to synthesize hydrochloric acid, in particular,
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