Title: The Interrupting House Elf

Scene: A common room at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sitting together, studying for their exams.

Enter Dobby, an annoying house elf.

Dobby: Good day, Harry Potter sir!

Harry: Dobby, can we help you with something? We’re trying to study.

Dobby: Of course! I just want to remind you, sir, it is “good afternoon” now. (chuckles)

Ron: (sighs) What do you want, Dobby?

Dobby: I just wanted to make sure you were studying hard for your exams, Ronald Weasley sir! (giggles)

Hermione: (frustrated) Dobby, please leave us alone.

Dobby: Of course, Hermione Granger miss! (giggles) Just remember, it’s “Ms.” not “miss.” (chuckles)

Harry: (sighs) Dobby, can we get back to our studies?

Dobby: (excitedly) Of course! I’ll leave you to it. (pauses) Just remember, Harry, it’s “studies” not “studying.” (chuckles and exits)

Ron: (exasperated) That house elf is driving me mad!

Hermione: (laughing) At least he’s trying to be helpful.

Harry: (smiling) Yeah, in his own annoying way.

Enter Dobby, reentering the scene.

Dobby: (excitedly) Harry Potter sir!

Harry: (frustrated) Dobby, what now?

Dobby: (giggles) Just wanted to remind you, sir, it’s “what is it?” not “what now?” (chuckles and exits)

Ron: (laughing) He’s never going to leave us alone, is he?

Harry: (smiling) I guess not, but he’s always good for a laugh.

Hermione: (laughing) I suppose you’re right. Let’s get back to our studies.

(End of scene)
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