Here's a few examples of nonsensical soyjaks:

- A squirrel soyjak riding on a jetski in a tiny swimming pool while being recorded by a human soyjak.

- 2 crying polar bear soyjaks standing in the street with flags on them saying "it's ok to be czech," while a giant cyborg robot cowers over them in the background with a smug soyjak piloting it.

- A soyjak with a bicycle shaped object in his throat saying "I don't know where the bike went."

Describe me a new nonsensical soyjak.
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