(J. K. Rowling's entering the scene)

Joanne: Dobby, come here, don't you know? Voldemort is actually your father! I've posted this on my twitter a minute ago.

Harry: (confusing) T-the hell? Who are...

Joanne: Dear... Do you remember? You had a romance with Dobby a couple of years ago.

Hermione: (after a short pause) Harry?!

Joanne: And you have a curly haircut in your nose.

Ron: Hermione?!

Joanne: And you...

Ron: (with a panic in his voice) Avada Kedavra!

(Dobby, Harry and Hermione are staring at Ron, being shocked.)

Ron: Well... I have secrets to hide. Umh... Privacy! You know.

Dobby, Harry and Hermione: (in unison) Sounds reasonable.

(The End)
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