Dear Mr. Smith: Yesterday was an amazingly bad day for me and my family!  I would like to apologize for my unexpected absence and I will of course take a vacation day to atone for that absence. Before work I was  driving my wife to the doctor for some routine tests when  my car stalled out on the freeway and I had to push the vehicle to the safety lane, dropping my cell in the roadway in the process.  Before I could rescue the phone it was crushed by a passing semi truck.  Thinking that I could get the car restarted, I spent way too much time before ultimately succeeding.  Unfortunately I wrenched my back while working on the car.  Once home I took several pain pills and fell asleep on the couch.  When I woke up again, my back was feeling much better, but I had slept well past 6pm.  At that point I thought it would be better just to come into work today and explain my absence and accidents.  In the future I will be sure let you know more expeditiously of any emergency absences.  Sincerely, John Doe
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