LOL! You ll want to share this with everyone Democrat Convention ScheduleMonday, 25 July 2016 11:30 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.2:30 PM Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.5:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony Sponsored by CNNTuesday, 26 July 2016 9:00 AM Address on  Being the Real You  Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP10:30 PM  How to Bank $200 Million as a public Servant and claim to be broke  Hillary Clinton2:00 PM  How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes! A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson5:00 PM Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal Baltimore Looters Wednesday, 27 July 2016 8:30 AM Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and  Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia9:00 AM Tribute to All of the 57 States Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi9:30 AM General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology  Alternative Shoppers  instead of  Looters 11:00 AM The White House  Semantics Committee  Meeting General vote on re-branding  Muslim Terrorism  as  Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance 1:00 PM  Liberal Bias in Media   How we can make it work for you  Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams3:00 PM Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO Michael Moore5:00 PM Personal Finance Seminar    Businesses Don t Create Jobs  Hillary ClintonThursday, 28 July 2016 9:00 AM Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.9:30 AM Ceremonial  We Surrender  Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.10:00 AM Short film,  Setting Up Your Own Illegal  Email Server While Serving in A  Cabinet Post and How to Pretend  It s No Big Deal  Hosted by Hillary Clinton11:00 AM Announcement of VP Nominee Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary realizes he s someone she got killed in Benghazi11:30 AM Official Nomination of Hillary Bill Maher and Chris Matthews