Brace yourself, people. Senator Charles Schumer once had a donut and coffee with Vladimir Putin during an official 2003 state visit to a Russian gas station chain that opened in New York. Sure, Schumer wasn t running for President and this was a public meeting. He also did not perjure himself like Attorney General Jeff Sessions   but according to Donald Trump, the lies he and his administration have told the American people and the crimes they have committed right in front of us mean nothing because Schumer was once photographed doing his job when Vladimir Putin happened to be a part of it.Oh, yes, and he should be investigated, for asking questions about Trump and friends  clearly treasonous actions.  We should start an immediate investigation into @SenSchumer and his ties to Russia and Putin,  Trump tweeted Friday.  A total hypocrite! We should start an immediate investigation into @SenSchumer and his ties to Russia and Putin. A total hypocrite! pic.twitter.com/Ik3yqjHzsA  Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 3, 2017Now any idiot can see that one of these things is not like the other, but Trump and his fanbase lost the right to be called  idiots  long ago. Fortunately, most Americans are not brainwashed, and many of them showed up to share their thoughts with our middle-schooler-in-chief.@realDonaldTrump How was your visit to Moscow? pic.twitter.com/g42z92JGR8  Jordan Uhl (@JordanUhl) March 3, 2017@realDonaldTrump "Trump has no financial relationship with any Russian oligarchs?"Manafort: *mumbles into oblivion*pic.twitter.com/6fy7ioG0vY  Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) March 3, 2017@realDonaldTrump the obvious ties of your administration to the country that is seeking to destroy our democracy is nothing short of treason  Cole Ledford (@ColeLedford11) March 3, 2017@realDonaldTrump @SenSchumer pic.twitter.com/P0djCRmGwb  ((Molly Jong-Fast)) (@MollyJongFast) March 3, 2017@realDonaldTrump *I may have colluded with the Russians, but Schumer ate a donut with Putin!  Al x Young  (@AlexYoung) March 3, 2017.@realDonaldTrump What about a posthumous investigation of Reagan while we're at it! pic.twitter.com/d5Bkq25j3I  Adam Blickstein (@AdamBlickstein) March 3, 2017@realDonaldTrump The fact that you tweet this from Drudge shows how gullible you are. That was taken in '03 during a PUBLIC OFFICIAL visit.  Chet Powell (@ChetPowell) March 3, 2017@realDonaldTrump @SenSchumer So, Donutgate? ?? Is this how you're going to try & distract from the truth of your treason? #trumprussia  MErider   (@roadchickie) March 3, 2017@realDonaldTrump @SenSchumer This is a photo of them meeting publicly.  Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) March 3, 2017@realDonaldTrump @SenSchumer eating in public isn't the same as a covert meeting during your campaign and lying about it under oath! #treaon  Ryan Chase (@radioryanchase) March 3, 2017Later, Trump demanded an investigation into Nancy Pelosi because she was once photographed with Russian ambassador Kislyak in 2010. Pelosi apparently  mistakenly said that she didn t meet  this Russian ambassador  on Friday. She is seen in the photo sitting across the table from the current ambassador.I hereby demand a second investigation, after Schumer, of Pelosi for her close ties to Russia, and lying about it. https://t.co/qCDljfF3wN  Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 3, 2017Pelosi later clarified that she, unlike Trump s people, has never met with the current ambassador privately. Naturally, people were there again to remind Trump that he s an idiot, particularly because it took him three tries to spell one word correctly:In the middle of THREE attempts to correctly spell "hereby" in an attack tweet, Trump tweeted about the importance of education. Irony. pic.twitter.com/v53dPnrTEY  Jordan Uhl (@JordanUhl) March 3, 2017@realDonaldTrump @politico I hereby declare that you are SO BAD AT DEFLECTING OUR ATTENTION FROM YOUR OBVIOUS COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA  Kristina Wong   (@mskristinawong) March 3, 2017@realDonaldTrump @politico hereby, hearby, or here by???  Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) March 3, 2017@realDonaldTrump How many times are you going to try to get this tweet right? Why don't you try presidenting instead of angry tweeting?  Laura Packard (@lpackard) March 3, 2017@realDonaldTrump @politico She wasn't sneaking them in the back door of trump tower and lying about it. Big difference Donnie!  Scarlet Pimpernel (@ScarletPimper17) March 3, 2017Sorry, Mr. Trump, the American people are not all morons, nor will they fall for whatever you hope to gain from  Donutgate.  A Public visit that lasted about 10 minutes is not in any way like multiple secret meetings and perjury.Featured image via Getty Images (Mark Wilson)/screengrab