Ted Cruz is creepy. Really creepy. So creepy that his own daughter shies away from him when he tries to force a kiss on her. According to Cruz s former college roommate, he would  leave a greasy film on everything  he touched   a substance dubbed  Cruhz  by people who hated him, which is pretty much everyone who has ever met him. Cruz, a man who used to hang out outside women s dorms in a paisley robe, is deeply disturbing in many ways (including his face, the unsettling nature of which has been the subject of study among neurologists). Even his own wife has trouble faking a kiss for the cameras:On thursday, Gawker released a video compilation of the moments following applause breaks during Cruz s Super Tuesday victory speech, though they note that  if you look back at pretty much any speech Ted Cruz has given during his presidential run, every last applause line is punctuated with this bizarre, stifled, lip-biting smirk.  This weird facial tick   almost as though he is attempting to smile  like the humans do  (on Grebulon 5, this would be interpreted as a challenge to a duel, so it does not come naturally to the Texas Senator), or keep something inside him from escaping.Cruz s mouth recently made headlines when something did escape during a recent debate   a throat booger that Cruz eagerly slurped back into his mouth after it landed on his lip.Staring at Ted Cruz s face for more than a few seconds at a time is nearly impossible without sustaining severe damage to the eyes, brain, and liver, under normal circumstances. But after watching this video, even those few seconds can be a nauseating experience.Watch the video below:[WARNING: TED CRUZ S FACE WILL BE VISIBLE FOR MORE THAN THREE SECONDS.]Featured image via screengrab