Ubuntu Christian Edition: Don’t surf the web, walk on it

I found this a while back and it’s pretty old, but I just came across it again recently and had a good laugh. There’s an unofficial Ubuntu distribution called Ubuntu Christian Edition and this blog has a ton of hilarious[ly nerdy] “facts” about it, for example…

  • In Ubuntu Christian Edition, all documents are saved by grace through faith
  • With Ubuntu Christian Edition, you don’t need to surf the web — you can walk on it
  • For 40 days before Easter, Ubuntu Christian Edition works in text mode only
  • Ubuntu Christian Edition has the confess command that deletes your logs and caches
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There\u2019s an unofficial Ubuntu distribution called Ubuntu Christian Edition and this blog has a ton of hilarious[ly nerdy] \u201cfacts\u201d about it, for example\u2026\n\n  \u2022 In Ubuntu Christian Edition, all documents are saved by grace through faith\n  \u2022 With Ubuntu Christian Edition, you don\u2019t need to surf the web \u2014 you can walk on it\n  \u2022 For 40 days before Easter, Ubuntu Christian Edition works in text mode only\n  \u2022 Ubuntu Christian Edition has the confess command that deletes your logs and caches", "a good laugh. 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There\u2019s an unofficial Ubuntu distribution called Ubuntu Christian Edition and this blog has a ton of hilarious[ly nerdy] \u201cfacts\u201d about it, for example\u2026\n\n  \u2022 In Ubuntu Christian Edition, all documents are saved by grace through faith\n  \u2022 With Ubuntu Christian Edition, you don\u2019t need to surf the web \u2014 you can walk on it\n  \u2022 For 40 days before Easter, Ubuntu Christian Edition works in text mode only\n  \u2022 Ubuntu Christian Edition has the confess command that deletes your logs and caches"]}