i NOCTURNE
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| How I lay Lie down. To sleep?
. Oh, no 1 To count a lot of sheep.
1 know I’ll never get a wink,
I have so many thoughts to' think.
Last night I tried composing verse
j But my insomnia got worse;
* I tried hot milk and tea and gin,
, A. shot or two of aspirin,
i I took a walk around the yard
j I tried the trick of breathing han
' As noises of the night grew louder
j I even thought about a powder;
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: uj gosh is that the breakfast
! call?
And I have hardly slopt at alii
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C. R. KING
TERRITORIAL LICENSE
COMMISSIONER
Marriages solemnized on Request
. COMING TO KODIAK
WITHOUT FAIL IN
..AUGUST ....
.Du LMHJNES
OPTOMETRIST
of Anchorage, Aaa.
TO TO
EXAMINE FIT
EYES GLASSES
\ Well known- in this vicinity
for many years for his splendid
optical service.
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KODIAK
GARAGE ■ :
/ 70/? \
I SALES SERVICE ’
j COMPUTE STOCK OF PARTS
AROUND-ABOUT (frcr.i p. 5)
niccs, v/c won’t toll.)
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i'ir.n with future should not uor-j
ry c. uonc.n with c. post. ;
Ask Annie l.ialutin about tire i
now way of getting in on a swell j
sandwich, free.
Old naid book-keeper counts on
fingers but young girl counts on
leg3. .
"Jo v/onclr who tie, follow "as
who took the '"light of his life”
to the Ron.de zvou, one evening,
this wook rnd who continually
played "So dar so Good" on the
nickloodian, while his pal chose
as his soleccion "The Gir~ No his
a Gal".
i.ian who finds hinsclf getting
caught on a -lir.;b, bhoulcl bu sure
it belongs to barlone Diutrich.
The epidemic of marriages in
our fair, ccv.inunity continues to
held record of at least one a v'c-k
Will someone tell ,ua who the next
’ victim or victiwens io going to
Charlie Lie Car thy o ay "not
guilty—oho nuct have been eliding
dc-Ti a bannister .I?
ban \/ho fool around witV per
fect 36 find father foaling
I around with perfect 38.
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i Bigamist is a man who m.a.’ es
the sene mistake twice,
One nan’s mate is another wen’s
prisoner.
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| . . Why oh why- is a certain curly
blonde-lieadod bus driver looking
so seriously for a house? Pleasa '
help him out if you- knchb' where a •
house might be ,
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j1 then Arturo tlaw magician.' i-t
' "Eternally Yours" got rid,..of ids
. wife in a disappearing act one -
interested spectator (nAlo)
burst out v.dtli, "Gosh, I’ve get
to learn that trick". Are you
marrie d nio t or?
Good-bye folks, I’ll bo around ..
^ again ' next week unless ..... __
Kodiak Is3.and' is famous for its
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Bill Dickey, ..Owner J