SCHEDULE OF MEETINGS
OF CAMPS OF ALASKA
NATIVE BROTHERHOOD
Kake Camp No. 10— Meets 8
p. m. Mondays.
Juneau Camp No. 2— Meets 8
p. m. Mondays.
Hoonah Camp No. 12— Meets 8
p. m. Mondays. Wm. Shakley,
Chairman; David Charles, Secretary.
Hydaburg Camp— No. 6—
Meets Monday 8 p. m.
llaines Camp No. 5— Meets 8
p. m Mondays.
Douglas Camp No. 3— Meets 8
p. m. Mondays.
Angoon Camp No. 7— Meets ft
p. m. Mondays.
Ketchikan Camp No. 14— Meets
8 p. m. Mondays. William Andrews,
Chairman; George Haldane, Secre
tary.
Saxman Camp No. 15— Meets
8 P. M. Mondays. Joe Johnson,
Chairman; George McKay, Secre
tary.
Yakutat Camp No. 13— Meets
8 p. m. Mondays.
Klawock Camp No. 9— Meets 8
p. m. Mondays.
Wrangell Camp, No. 4— Meets
8 P. M. Mondays. Frank Desmond,
Chairman; William Lewis, Secre
tary.
Klukwan Camp, No. 8— Meets
8 p. m. Mondays.
K-asaan Camp No. 11— Meets
8 p. m. Mondays. William Irvine,
Chairman; Wells Jones, Secretary.
SILEIHfE SAFEST
A young lawyer tried hard to
give himself the appearance of
being exceedingly busy. During his
absence from the office he always
left a card on the door marked:
“Will be back in an hour."
On his return one day he found
that a rival had inscribed under
neath: “What for.” — Edingburgh
Scotsman.
PATRONIZE THOSE WHO AD
VERTISE IN THE ALASKA FISH
ERMAN.
THE TRIAL OF CHARLEY JONES
There was the raven and the Frog
And the Wolf and the Bear;
When they called a meeting of
the Tribes,
Nearly every one was there.
Charley brought in his lawyer,
His lawyer’s name was Paul;
When the lawyer got through
talking,
There was no one there at all.
Mrs. Clark went on the witness
stand,
To testify against Jones;
In the giving of her testimony,
She raked up old Shake’s bones.
Until the judge, he stopped her,
And to her lawyer said,
“We’re not trying old Chief Shakes,
For old Chief Shakes is dead.”
Then the Court declared a recess,
And said, “Be back at two;”
“And remember, don’t discuss this
case,
Whatever else you do.”
—Geo. D. Beaumont.
WHEW A FELLER NEEDS A
FRIEND
“You ought to have seen Mr.
Marshall when he called upon
Dolly the other night,” remarked
Johnny to his sister’s young man,
who was taking tea with 'the
family. “I tell you he looked fine
a-sitting there alongside of her, with
his arm—”
“Johnny,” gasped his sister, her
face the color of a boiled lobster.
“Well, so he did,” persisted John
ny. “He had his arm—”
“John,” screamed his mother
frantically.
“Why,” whined the boy, “I
was—”
“John,” said his father sternly,
“leave the room.”
And Johnny left, crying as he
went: “I was only going to say
that he had his army clothes on.”
HE DESERVED IT
“Sam, do you solemnly swear to
tell the truth, the whole truth, and
nothing but the truth?”
“Ah does, sah.”
“Well, Sam what have you got
to say for yourself?”
“Jedge, wif all dem limitations
you jes’ put on me, Ah don’t believe
Ah has anythin’ to say.” — Roches
ter Times-Union.
AN EDUCATIONAL CREED
Reprinted from the Alaska School
Bulletin issued by the Territorial
Commissioner of Education:
I believe in the school system
of the United States of America as
an institution of the people, for the
p ople; conceived by the founders of
this Republic; nurtured for nearly
three centuries by our fathers;
sustained today by the consent and
support of all our citizens. I believe
in free universal education, equal
opportunities for all our children,
which guarantees our democracy
within a Republic established upon
the principles of freedom, equality,
justice, and humanity. I therefore
believe it my duty to the school
to love it, to help my neighbor’s
child to have the same opportunity,
and to defend the schools against
all enemies.— Dr. J. J. Tigert,
U. S.Commissioner of Education.
WHEN TOMMY WAS PAINED
Father, mother and little Tommy
were in a tram car. Mother and
Tommy had obtained seats, but
poor father had to stand.
Mother— Tommy, doesn’t it pain
you to see your father reaching:
for a strap?”
Tommy— Only at home, ma.—
London Standard.
LITERALLY
Old lady (visiting state prison)
— I suppose, my poor man, it wa:5
poverty brought you to this.”
Counterfeiter— On the contrary,
mum, I was just making money.—
New Haven Register.
The Hoonah Camp of the A. N.
B. elected the following officers
for 1926: William Shakley, Chair
man; David Charles, Corresponding
Secretary; Jim McKinley, Recording
Secretary; Sam Osborn, Financial
Secretary; Fred James, Treasurer.
This Camp reports fine progress
and good spirit.
SITKA CAMP
ALASKA NATIVE
BROTHERHOOD
Meets 8 P. M. Mondays
President: Secretary:
Mark Jacobs A. Hope
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