Here's hoping the cen
sus taker doesn't come a
long next Tuesday because
with Fourth Of July cele
brations at both Seward am
Hope, he or she couldn’t
scare up a baker's dozen
in Moose Pass.
Not So Good
Gladys - What sort of a
chap is Jack?
Eileen - Well, he was
over to see me last night
and when the lights went
out he spent the rest of
the evening trying to re
pair them.
Contortionists are hap
py because they can al
ways make ends meet.
--Answers
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|\/J A K E US YOUR
HEADQUARTERS ON JULY 4TH.
SEWARD_. ALASKA
SWARD j\yj A C H I N E HOP
FOR ALL TYPES OF EXPERT MACHINE WORK
AGENTS FOR INTERNATIONAL TRUCKS AND TRACTORS
FORD - HUDSON - AND TERRAPLANE.
SEWARD
ALASKA
FOR THE WARM SUMMER DAYS TO COME - LEMONS - ORANGES *
ORANGE JUICE - PINEAPPLE JUICE (Large Cans) - COCOMALT -
GROUND CHOCOLATE AND GRAPE JUICE .
LUNCH MEATS AND CHEESE SPREADS . HOW IF
YOU ARE GOING SOMEWHERE HERE IS THE PLACE TO GET YOUR EATS IN
A HURRY AND GET GOING -----
THE jVJODEE
GROCERIES
HARDWARE
FISHING TACKLE - SALMON EGGS IN
DRUG SUNDRIES
WORK CLOTHING
SINGLES AND CLUSTERS
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A SON OF SOMETHING
"I've got a most wonderful family tree,
said the languid young man.
"Really," drawled the girl, "and what
are you - the sap?"
»
When in America, Dr. Wu Ting-fang, the
Grand Old Man of the Chinese diplomatic
service in his day, was questioned sweetly
by an Americans "What 'ness* are you -
Japanese, Javanese, Chinese?"
Replying that he was Chinese, ho asked
in turns "And what 'kee' are you - monkey,
donkey, or Yankee?"
--Shanghai Mercury
BEEF IN BISCUITSs Flake canned corned
beef, add a little prepared mustard and
gratec or finely chopped onion; spread on ;
rectangles of biscuit dough rolled inch !
thick. Fold over, pinch edges, bake in ‘
a hot oven 20 minutes. Good with tomato i_
sauce.
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BATTERY SERVICE
VULCANIZING
AND REPAIRS
AGENCY FOR BUICK- DODGE -
CHEVROLET - PONTIAC
AND PLYMOUTH CARS
SEWARD
ALASKA