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AMERICAN LEGION
(The Ob^nHOon I’lmt)
FOREWORD:—Every few yards I
along the front line trenches there
used to he an Observation Post
where the _ soldier on guard, by
means of a listening device and a
periscope, kept tabs on the enemy.1
On being relieved he took a weather
observation.
In placing a Legionnaire in the
front line trenches of the Nation’s
everyday affairs I am trying to
catch the same spirit that made the
American doughboy tlie most happy
go-lucky, yet thoro; the most fear
ed when the occasion demanded,
but at other times just bubbling
over with tomfoolery, wit and gen
eral all round skylarking..—F. L>.
Don't suspect every foreigner.
He comes, with rare exceptions, not
' to adopt America to him. but to
adopt himself to America.
It is that bird known as the "rare
exception" that we should go gun
ning for. Turn your patriotic
blunderbuss on him and give him
both barrel. When you find his
nest destroy it. Chop down the
tree of Anarchy in which he builds
and set the torch of Americanism to
it. Singe him so badly that he'll
be glad to trail his wings back to
the land from which he migrated.
The average foreigner passes
muster O K. He has our seal
approval. Hut that "rare excep
tion”—Don’t be afraid to denounce
him. He may be bigger than you.
hut remember, you’ve got a hun
dred million staunch Americans be
hind you. Go get him. He’s the
serpent who warms himself at our
lire, then turns his poisonous fangs
Soldier Philosophy.
"How many halves are there to
"Don’t be a fool, there’s only two
halves to anything. Why?”
"Well, when I came out of the
trenches I was half starved, half
frozen, half blind and half plain
dead. How come?”
Statistics.
Figures circulated for the first
six norths of 1921 show that:
18.925.307 chocolates lirve been
taken out of the box. bitten into,
and returned.
4.364.638 hairnets have tnyster
iously disappeared after bavins
been given over to their owners'
husbands for sate keeping.
13.294 slackers and profiteers
have driven their autos past tired
out veterans looking for jobs and
given them neither ajob nor a ride.
0 Science!. Where Dost Tliee Rod?
Science informs us that it has
succeeded in making a new and won
derfully fragrant perfume from the
poisonous gases of war days.
We await with breathless suspense
the announcement that No. 10. EE
hobnailed army brogans are being
transferred into ladies dancing
“See that fellow back there in the
rear .seat smoking a cigar?" whis
pered the first detective. "He's
that notorious draft evader Berg
“Hah!“ hissed the other between
clenched teeth. "Then he’ll soon
be at the end of his rope."
"(let married and settle down,”
comes the advice from Legion Head
on Tters to its floating membership.
"Stop this drifting around all over
the face of the earth and get busy
on those sons and daughters of the
Great World War. Hard times can
never be met or made lighter by
1 railroad tickets, freight car bumpers
or shank’s mare. Get where you
want to go and cast anchor. Settle
down. Fasten onto that old job
find stick."
Mrs. Washington Jackson: "Am
yo daughter happily married. Mrs.
Johnsing?"
Mrs. Johnsing: "She aho is.
Bless de good Lord, she’s done got
a returned war hero what’s skeered
[ to death of her.”
Weather Forecast.
Generally stormy this week, es
pecially around the Disarmament
Conference. A yellow typhoon from
Asia threatens to disrupt the whole
proceedings, which so far have been
obscured in a typical London fog.
Cold showers of French disapproval
are prevalent. Thus far the rays
of American sunshine have not been
able to penetrate to any advantage
hut it continues to smile end shine,
and sooner or later will flood the
whole conference with the generous
light or live and let live.
—Observer. Frank Dufresne.
THE NEW VERSION.
Mary owned two pretty calves.
(Oh. my. but they were plump.)
And everywhere that Mary went.
The men were on the jump.
They bore her everywhere she went.
All cased in silken hose.
And what occurred when she went
Well, everybody knows!
She took her calves to church one
And dazed the good folks there;
Yes. every male In that good place
Forgot the parson’s prayer.
For Mary with unconscious grace.
Displayed her underpStning.
Unwitting that she was the cause
Of so much brazen sinning.—Ex.
NEW GAME LAWS
DEFINE PENALTIES
Copies of the recently passed game
laws received at this office are as
District One includes the Aleutian
Islands, Alaska Peninsula and neigh
boring islands, and Southeastern Al
aska. mainland and islands from Ya
kutat Bay to Dixon Entrance.
District 2 includes the mainland
and islands from Yakutat Bay. Gclf
of Alaska. Iliamna Lake, and Bristol
Bay northward to the headwaters of
the streams flowing into the Arctic
oceau north o fthe sixty eighth par
j allcl of north latitude.
District 3 includes the region
j draiued by the streams entering the
Arctic Ocean north of the sixty-eigh
th parallel of north latitude.
1 Unprime Pelts—No land fur-bear
[ ing animal shall be killed when its
! pelt U unprime.
Open Seasons—The black, glacier
I and cinnamon bear, wolf, wolverine.
I squirrel, marmot, carving hare (rab
bit) and Arctic hare may be killed
at any time.
The following fur bearing animals
may be killed in the specified dis
tricts during the following open sea
Districtl—Muskrat. December 16
to April SO. both dates inclusive.
Beaver, December-1 to March 31,
both dates inclusive.
Marten, November 1C to March 31,
both dates inclusive.
Mink, otter (land) and weasel.
December 16 to March 31,both dates
inclusive.
Fox and lynx. December 1 to Feb
ruary 28. both dates inclusive.
District 2—Muskrat. December 1
to May 31, both dates inclusive.
Beaver. Marten, mink, otter and
weasel. November 16 to March 31,
both dates inclusive.
Fox and lynx. December 1 to
March 15, both dates inclusive.
Artificial Lights and Shooting—
The killing of any of the following
land fur bearing animals, viz. white
fox. blue fox. red fox. mink, marten,
weasel, otter, (land), muskrat, and
beaver by use or a jack or pit lamp
or any other artificial light, or by
shooting with either a rifle, shotgun
or pistol is prohibited at all times.
Traps— The killing of any land
fur bearing animal at any time by
means of the trap or device known
as klips or by means of any steel
bear trap or any other trap with jaws
having a spread exceeding eight in
ches is prohibited.
Dogs—The use of dogs for pursu -
ing or killing any land fur bearing
animal for which a close season is
prescribed for any period is prohibi
Poison—The killing of any land
fur bearing animal by uiaans ot
strychnine or poison is prohibited at
all times.
Seizures—All skins of land fur
bearing animals killed in violation
of these regulations found in the
possession of any person in Alaska
shall be served by wardens and other
officers designated by the Secretary
of Agriculture or other officers au
thorized by law and such wardens
and other offlceTs shall hold said
skins for such disposition as shall
be ordered by the court having juris
diction of a suit for condensation
and forfeiture thereof.
Shipments of fur from Alaska
whether shipped as personal baggage
or otherwise will be subject to ex
amination by proper authorities and
may be detained if the shipment was
made in violation of these regula
Shipments of Furs—Shipments of
fur3 consigned to points outside of
Alaska which may be made at any
time, should be reported on appro
priate blanks which will be supplied
for that purpose.
On and after September 1, 1921,
‘nil regulations for the protection of
| land fur bearing animals in Alaska
I made and published under authority
of the Alaska fur law' prior to the
j regulations hereby made and pub
lished shall be and are hereby re
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