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l DIRECTORY
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NATHAN SOLOW
j Monthly Bookkeeping
<fc Auditing
Tax Returns
Rider Building
u. s. Signal Corps.
- Hours of Business —
Week-days. 8 until 8
or until Blackout
plays & Holidays same hours
ibor Meetings
; KODIAK
gJTRAL LABOR COUNCIL
meets the 1st Sunda?
of each month at 10 a. m.
Fishermen’s Union Hall
Bud Metzgar, President
3d Sanstrom, Vice-President
A. F. of L.
Carpenters Local No. 2162
feets on the 1st, & 3rd, Sun
^y of each Month at 1:30 p.m.
tthe Union Hall
Acid Indigestion
Relieved in 5 minutes or
double your money back
excess stomach acid causes painfuL suffocat
ing, sour stomach and heartburn, doctors usually
the fastest-acting: medicines known
M)ntM like thoee In Bell-ana
1c relief—med;
for
No laxative. Bell-ana brings comfort inp 1
of bof!5e
v double your money back on return
Sc at all druggists.
Log Waffle Shop
Myrtle Kempton, Prop.
QUICK SERVICE
*
Steaks & Salads
OPEN: 9 am to 1 am
Bing Sings,
Hope Clowns
With “Top Man’’ playing
Sunday at the Lyric theatre
comes the 20-minute clowning
and singing of Bob Hope and
Bing Crosby in “Don’t Hook
Now” a United Artists release
that will keep you merry from
tee-off to the 19th hole. Included
is an array of the country’s golf
greats.
Kodiak Diary
(continued from oaere 8)
Kill the buzzards! Kill the buzz
ards!
Hear the ominous song?
Kill the rats! Kill tha rats!
Yanks are thundering on—
Baby Cribs
; CRIB MATTRESSES
SCATTER
RUGS
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Rhoades
Furniture Store
Wes Rhoades, Prop,
I
GENERAL
REMODELING
and
CONTRACT
CONSTRUCTION
of
RESIDENCES
& STORES
“Free Estimates”
J. N. Steffgen
Contractor
Felder Building
Tony’s
Tavern
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"THE LONGEST BAR
IN ALASKA"
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Where they Serve the Best Driuks in Town
The Place with the Friendly Atmosphere
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DONALD SUSANNA PEGGY
O’CONNOR FOSTER RYAN
c'All together and c411 Terrific!
'TOP MAN’
with
COUNT BASIE and Hi* Orchestra
2
DAYS
THE THEATRE THAT’S FIRST
You cannot down an outfit that
battles on a song,
America's late with its Hymn of
Hate but it’s ten million strong!
—(Copyright 1944 by Robert M.
Crawford—used without per
mission.)
Tradition has it that women
hopefully peer beneath their beds
at night looking for a man. If so,
Millie Olson, operator of the
Smoke Shop coffee shop, has
missed an oportunity. For Millie
recently had a man under her
bed but didn’t look for him. In
fact, if she didn’t have the habit
of working crossword puzzles in
bed she might never have known
it.
Leave us explain. The other
evening Millie took a couple
home with her for the express
purpose of playing a little cut
throat pinochle. Preparing for
the game, and not having any
chips to keep score she went to
get her pencil. Then she remem
bered. A few nights before she
had been working (at) a cross
word puzzle and her pencil had
fallen behind her built-in bed be-!
yond her reach.
She turned to one of the wait- ^
ing players, Red Lloyd, em
ployed by her at the coffee shop
and asked him if he would mind
getting under the bed and get
ting the pencil. Red partly dis
appeared and just as quickly re
appeared. Saaay, he said, there’s
live flesh under the bed. Not
knowing the truth they thought
it very funny and laughed heart
ily. Rut Red insisted it was live
and flesh and under the bed so
they all took a good look. Red,
no one can now deny, knows live
flesh when he feels it. For be
neath t he bed was the recumbent
figure of a man just a few feet
below where a bed is intended to
be recumbed on.
They got him out, discovered
he had been drinking a bit, and
put him out of the house And
thought that was the eud of it.
But the police, getting wind of
the affair, had another idea. In
no time at all the man was hunt
ed up, found, and booked.
Another woman went up to
the Marshall's and positively
identified the same man as one
she had found the week before in
her house. She had gone to a
closet door, opened it, and found
him sitting on a suitcase.
Yehudi was given a6 months
jail sentence.
Now, Millie says, she looks
under her bed every night. We*
don’t blame her. When we rear*
this we’re going to start looking
under oure, too.
Talks On Europe
Lt. Harold June, who was in
Europe at the time war started
and who travelled extensively in
the various European countries*
before that as a representative
of an American propeller manu
facturing company, gave the
members of the Rotary club at
the Tuesday luncheon a picture
of conditions of the various*
peoples of Europe as he saw
them.
Guests at the luncheon includ
ed F A. Gepner of Park’s can
nery, Uyak, Keith Roberts,CAAr
Lt. W K Flaccus, IJSNR, and
Stanley Nelson, Kraft’s grocery
manager.
NOTICE
Having purchased the inteies*
of Lloyd Smith in the Victory
cafe I will not be responsible few"
any debts after August 7 unless*
contracted by myself.
Al Miller
Victory Cafe
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