Doris Landin, who has beer
employed at the Griffin Memor
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of the Kodiak Library, replacinj
Della Kinports.
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A recent Liberty magazine
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j out for the Willi waws. We were
i a bit disappointed in it—it did
n’t have anything in it about the
inhabitants of Kodiak crawling
around on all fours on windy
days.
KODIAK .
DIARY ...
Add To Facts We Cannot Do
Without—Kodiak’s siren, sound
ing the blackouts, blows the
musical tonal equivalent of B a
bove middle C, only it's about a
quarter tone flat.
When more electric power is
used, apparently, it is even
flatter.
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We don’t know where the Wil-J
liwaws. navy Publication, culled
the following samples of wit and
humor, but we culled them from
the Williwaws. We presume, as
they are perused by naval men
at the naval base that they
cause many a navel laugh.
The jokes:
Sailor: I see there’s a rule
against tips here.
Waitress: Yeah—apples were
forbidden in the Garden of
Eden, too!
How come your brother join
ed the camouflage corps?
He heard about a soldier dis
guised as a tree, by a river, that
had a lot of girls hanging clothes
on him while they went in
swimming!
Definitions of a bachelor as
given by:
Grace: A guy who never
•‘Mrs.” anything.
Loucs: A fellow who didn’t
have a car when he was young.
Schenk: A guy that doesn’t
make the same mistake once.
Pome
I’m all done with dames,
They cheat and they lie,
They prey on us mates
To the day that we die.
They tease and torment us,
And drive us to sin—
Say! Look at that blonde
Who just ankled in!
Then there’s a lad in the Sea- j
bees who listened (and believed)1
the scuttlebutt about the war
being over soon. “Gee,” he said,
“I hope I get my leave first!”
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