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KODIAK .
DIARY ...
The staid and respectable Bank
of Kodiak is indulging in a little
humor now with a current notice
posted on the bulletin board in
the lobby.
The notice is ostensibly a de
lineation of charges made by the
bank for certain services. We
append a sample:
Leaning on teller’s window —
50 cents
With both elbows — $1.00
Leaning on president’s desk
— $5.00
And:
Making a date in the lobby:
With a brunette — 50 cents
With a blonde — $1.00
With a red head —No charge,
if introduced to us.
If the samp'e interests you,
be sure to glance at the whole
page of them next time you visit
the financial emporium.
This will be a good opportuni
ty, too, to see if the OPA is on
its toes
The local meat supply was
augmented this week bv 3 car
casses of reindeer peddled local
ly by Bob von Scheele. The
meat came from the lord of
reindeer at the sout hern end of
the island which was stocked
'here as a food supply for the
local natives, who have control
of the herd.
We hadn’t thought, of it be-'
fore, but now we ate of the earn
est opinion that the textbooks
being used locally, and else
where, in the schools are in dire
need of a revi.-ion.
At least the arithmetic books,
for a girl student, working her
“sums” at home the other night,
had her arithmetical processes
rudely disjointed by the prob ’
lem in question The problem
concerned how many pounds of
butter could be bought for so
much.
“Wouldn’t it be wonderful,
mother,” said the girl, after
perusing the problem, "if butter
really were only 12 cents a
pound?”
Want to buy a piano? There’s
one for sale in Adak. It’s a good
piano, worth $325 even though
it’s used. Here’s how it happen
ed
J. R. Vogler is a purser on an
Alaska Steamship company boat
which now serves as a troop
transport A passenger on one
trip was Lt. Allen B. Buck, of
the quatermaster corps, who
took a liking to a piano in the
ship’s dining salon
Lt. Buck wrote to L. W. Bak
er, the steamship line’s general
Acid Indigestion
Relieved in 5 minutes or
double your money back
When excess stomach acid causes painful, suffocat
lng gas, aour stomach and heartburn, doctors usually
prescribe the fastest-acting oicdlrlnes .kn2vVi
symptomatic relief—medicines like those in Boll-ana
Tablets. No laxative. Bell-ans Ibrings i
Jiffy or double your money back on return of bottle
to us. 25c at all druggists.
manager in Seattle, asking if he
could buy the piano. Baker
wrote back that he couldn’t sell
equipment on the ship, but that
on his own he would send a
piano.
Baker ordered a small up
right, used piano, similar to the
one in the dining salon. It was
shipped to Lt. Buck and billed
to him.
Purser Vogler was to make
delivery. Baker felt good, too,
about delivering the piano to
Buck.
There was just one hitch.
Buck was transferred to the
mainlan 1 some days ago. Vogler
is looking for unother inus^e
lover, with $32fl
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