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L 7/E SUGGEST A FEW ITEMS * * * CHRISTMAS CARDS *
WRAPPING PAPER * TINSEL * WINDOW AND TREE
> DECORATIONS * A LARGE SELECTION OF TOYS FOR
^ LITTLE FOLKS * AND CANDY * LOTS OF IT.
AND THEN FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS DINNER * HORMEL’S i
CHICKEN * HAMS * BACON * SOUPS OF ALL KINDS.
FRESH ORANGES
ANY KIND OF CANNED VEGETABLES OR FRUIT TMAT YOU WANT.
AND APPLES.
PRESENTS FOR THE MEN FOLKS s FLASHLIGHTS * CAMP AXES * FISHING RODS *
REELS AND LINES * WOOL SOX AND MITTENS. DROP IN WHEN YOU ARE AROUND
TOWN AGAIN .
"THE BEST BY T
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GROCERIES
HARDWARE
EASTMAN KODAK FILMS
DRUG SUNDRIES
WORK CLOTHING
* * * * ALL POPULAR SIZES
Mussolini - Why can't you mop up Eng
land the way you did all those other coun
tries? There must be traitors, fifth col
umnists and quitters there,too.
Von Ribbentrop - Yes, but England has
them all in jail. Now listen! Der Fueh
rer says you have got to take Gibraltar.
Are you ready?
Mussolini - Who? Me!
The fog was very thick, and the chief
officer of the tramp steamer was peering
over the side of the bridge. Suddenly he
saw a man leaning over a rail only a few
yards away.
"You confounded fool," he roared."What
on earth do you think you are doing? Do
yer not know that my ship has the right of
way?"
Out of the gloom came a sardonic voice.
"This aint no ship, captain. This is
lighthouse."
Wyman Anderson is our authority for a
tale that one day while carrying a shovel,
Captain Pete Sayther met Ed. Estes and Ed't
truck. The captain threw the shovel into
the back of the truck and said: "There.
Stow that in your after hatch."
Another Captain Sayther story is that
once he left an amateur in his pilot house
on the good rielfe Third while he, Captain
Sayther, went below to make some repairs
in his engine room.
When, later, the Captain came up on
deck, his AP inquired, "How are things?"
The captain inquired, "What does your
compass say?"
Whereupon the AP boxed his compass to
the best of his ability and told the
captain, "She stands one inch to the left
of the W."
Scene - An excursion train.
Ticket Collector - That child looks more
than three years old.
Mother - I know he does, but he's had a
lot of trouble. -Ex.
Miss Mary Hoke and "Chuck" Whitmarsh
were dinner guests Wednesday of Mr. and
Mrs. Charles Clements and Lyman Graves.
Mrs. Leora Roycroft has gon6 to the
States for a stay of indefinite length.
She will visit relatives in Washington,
Oregon and Minnesota while away. Mr.
and Mrs. Dell Douglas are living at her
home during her absence.
A Christmas card from W. W. Flynn,
postmarked at Pittsburg, Kansas, would in
dicate that Mr. Flynn visited at Pittsburg
en route to Hot Springs, Ark., where he
will remain for some time.