THOSE WERE THE DAYS
By ART BEEMAN
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HOSSFACE HANK B* FRANK THOMAS
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SONNY SOUTH By COURTNEY ALDERSON
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ME EAT CANNES FOOD-AH SHOULD
SAY NOT - AHfVE SEEN GRANNY >
WHIP UP A GOOD STEW MANY /
■vTlMES - IT'S EASY
THAK UHt li- ' '
BEEN COOKIN' FOH
AN HOUR OR S0
SHOULD BE READY
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RURAL DELIVERY _ - By AL SMITH
AH'S HAPPY TO BE Vi
WORK IN' HEAH AT DE
BOYS SUMMER CAMP
EARLY IN DE MORNIN'/
Vou LIKE N
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AH DON'T MIND
'CEPTIN DEES ‘
CANVAS OUTFITS'
THEY'RE
CHINTZ!
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AH -KNOWS wot / smart what
CHINTZ IS/ rd ‘S
CHINTZ IS WOT
FAT PEOPLE HASij
DOUBLE OF
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Swimming
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH By Arnold
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*06 ONLy 2-INCHES LONGl
A Ceritu/u/^- PLANT
OWNED BV C.A.PLACKETT,
of Fort Worth, Taxas,
has GLOOMED
for the first
time in
v 25 Sears!/
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contain© a length of ever
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Sewin’ clubs give the women
somethin’ to think about while
they talk.
• • •
Some self made men arc lirr
rible examples of unskilled la
bor.
• * *
Every birth these days makes
two blessed events; A baby and
a tax exemption.
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In these tryin’ times n lot of.
fellers ain’t.
• • *
Quite often after the sparkin’
comes the flare up.
• • •
A feller kin have crows feet
and pigeon toes and still walk
straight.
• * •
The trouble with the tubby
fellers is their daily doesn’t.
• • *
The fellers who tell the truth
don’t have to have a good
memory.
• * •
The feller who has no time
fir the kids misses a lot of livin’.
• • •
Cranky drivers all have trou
ble goin* places.
• • •
The Indian scalped his en
emies and the white man skins
his friends.
—REV. CHARLEY GRANT |
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