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By ART BEEMAN
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HOSSFACE HANK
By FRANK THOMAS
f'iORE NEW HERE, \ UH-HUH IA
AREN'T YUH\\t~-W—'l
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STORE AND SED1 NO'.-1 SED^
THETl --FIFTY CENTS I
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CENTS COME I
PAYDAY IJ*mL
-- By COURTNEY ALDERSCN
SONNY SOUTH___. ’ ,-^
''oHE'S NEW IN TOWN AN'AH JUST
GOTTA MEET HER- ALL AH WANT
VCHT’OO 'ST’PRETEND VOH’RE
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RURAL DELIVERY
By AL Ma 1 n
i JED, I FINISHED FARM V NAW! '
1 SCHOOL! NOW WE CAN BE NO
! partners' you HAVETHEIWONEV
FARM AND X
THE BRAINSypfr-) - V, yfGgS^
SORE THERE IS.'WELL 11 TELL YA
RUN THE FARNA IN A /THERES NO
SCIENTIFIC W/Ay/ l/AAONEy IN
___,—7 MILK AND
ESG.S/// ^
BUT I HAVE A COLLEGE
edocationon farming/
I.STUDIED SCIENTIFIC
ASRICULTURlite^. - .
'do you KNOW OF
SOMETHING ELSECOWS
and chickensoando
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\666S. AND GIVE MILK?
deems'”
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH By Arnold
1fU£ BDGE of
NIAGARA
IFALLS
nS BE i MG WORN
AWAV AT THE
RATE of
5fT. a Y6AR//
(It has worn back I
^00 feet since V,
-fcke Civil Wanj) \
Releas'd by Smith Scrrioe
Demsrctt, N. J.
—--—----'T71
] Xv\ Sweden,
(livestock feed
is made from
WOOD !
ISN'T THROUGH Wf I ’ . Jf^7
Ll.S. NAail delivenq in Philadelphia, Pa., is
still done bq HORSE DRAWN! WAGON!,]
VJIUUIAM HILDEBRAND has bean drivinq for
55 yeans —frank.-the horse, Is 19 nears old
Ur%^YS
That kid that was dropped
four stories on his head and
was uninjured would sure make
a dandy Congressman.
• • •
Some gals who say they
wouldn’t give a fig for a date
are plum nuts.
• • •
Some fellers rest on their
oars who should keep on rowin’
the boat.
• • •
If we are to pay as we go
we ought at least to know
where we’re goin’.
• ■ •
Lots of fellers who start out
on a shoestring end up gittin
a good lacin’.
• • •
After all, only the beautiful
kin afford to be dumb.
• • •
Grandpa Hedges got a new
cane and now he won’t stay
home.
» * •
Tobe Hinch’s wife broke the
sugar bowl yesterday and found
two ten dollar bills in it.
m * *
The bus driver yesterday said
“If you don’t move back you
can’t stand here”.
* * •
Gals who won’t marry con
cieted men just become old
maids,_
JrEV. CHARLEY GRANT
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ACROSS
1. Taste
6. Slate-like rock
11. Dress
12. An alio?
14. Toward
15. Of the east
17. Musical note
18. Unit
20. Borrows
21. Narrow inlet
22. Bird's home
24. Groove
25. Hollow grass
26. Accompanies
28. Toothed wheels
29. Mimics
30. Scotch miss
31. Yawned
33. Renew
36. Sharp blow
'37. Extinct bird
38. Winter
precipitation
39. Measure of length
40. Aches
42. Female saint
(abbr.)
43. Boy’s nickname
44. Refold
46. Either
47. Consequence!
49. Guides
51. Metric' measure
52. Rips
DOWN
1. Small rocks
2. By
3. Contend
4. Spoken
13. Refuges
6. Worn out
7. Belonging to her
8. Beard of grain *
9. Lieutenant
(abbr.)
10. More weird
11. Appease
13. Peruses
16. Greek letter (pi.)
19. Fled from custody
21. Causes
23. Drunkard
25. Pauses
27. Scarlet
28. Aeriform fluid
30. Thinnest
31. Pierces
32. Positive terminals
33. Irritate
34. Parti of motor*
35. Pitchers
37. Kind ''f tree
40. Equal
41. Satisfy
44. Regret
45. Beverage
48. Liquid measure
(abbr.)
60. Comparative
suffix
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