THE B-I-O, HEIGH-O!
INDIANS, WHITES
STUDY TOGETHER
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Indian children of Oklahoma
will attend the public schools
with the white children in the
future, it was announced by the
Indian service of the interior
department recently.
This step is taken in the be
lief that the Indians will learn
more rapidly and advance quick
er coward normal citenzenship
through contact with the
whites.
OZ
ONE MILLION AND
A QUARTER
-X
Without raising the revenue
in any wise or making any pro
vision for same the tenth Alas
ka legislature appropriated one
and a quarter million dollars.
The governor signed the appro
priation bills. When the time
comes the fools who would
dance must pay the piper. And
v/e expect to help furnish the
music, umph-hump!
I wish I were the Biological Survey,. .
The B-I-O, the B-I-O, the B-I-O Survey;.
I could then do what I want to do, cared to do, toodle-oo,
And do it in the night or by the light of day.
I’d hunt the village pooch, I would,
I would,I would, you bet I would;
I’d track him through the forests far and near;
I’d leave carcasses to rot where they were shot, right on the
spot,
And that'd teach the pooches
Not to chase the deer. ,
I’d have my bag of poison pills.
Deadly pills, strychnine pills, >
And liberally I’d pant them here and there.
I’d sow them in the village streets
So everything that walks could eat,
And there’d be bones of dead things everywhere.
And when the snow was cold and deep
I’d take my kodak and I’d creep
To where the crows and ravens fought and croaked.
While humane folks were placing feed
To help the deer in time of need
I’d take their pictures, starving, as I joked.
By such an act as this, I ween,
I’d prove my conservation thoughts were keen;
I’d show Alaskans I was something of a tough;
In every way and any day
And if they didn't like it, I'd get rough. j