Kodiak Diary
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The next day one of the lad
ies, going down the street, met
Jack and greeted him politely.
“Hello, vag”, he returned.
So she went home, addressed
an envelope to Jack Allman,
Fire Chief, Police Chief, and
Real Estate Operator, enclosed
payment for the debt and wrote
an “impertinent” note telling j
him a thing or two.
We aren’t sure what the lady
meant by “impertinent” but we
are willing to wager that some
one’s credit, in at least one
quarter, is no more.
We’re going to have a sale of J
poppies on the traditional Poppy |
Day, this year, if a supply of
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ordered arrive in time. Poppy
Day is the Saturday before
Memorial Day, or next Satur
day.
We abruptly asked someone
who entered our office one day
this week the question, ‘‘When
is Poppy Day?” and got the
reply: “Why, the third Sunday
in June”.
So don’t confuse Poppy Day
with Father's Day.
A colored gentleman, brought
before the city magistrate on a
charge of being drunk and dis
orderly, pled guilty to this first
offense and was fined $13.
That is, the city magistrate
tried to fine him $13, but he
would have nothing to do with
i that unlucky total. Would the
'honorable dispenser of justiee
please make it some sum other
than an unlucky 13?
So the city magistrate oblig
ingly upped the amount.
The record now reads: Name
of one colored gentleman;
charge—D. and D ; fine—$13.10.
We suggest in the future that
fines in similar instances be $7,
come $11, or multiples thereof.
The sailor, eating in the res
taurant, stiuck up a conversa
tion with the elderly lady wait
ing on him. It went something
like this.
Sailor: Do you like it here in
Kodiak?
Lady: Of course I do.
Sailor: How long have you
been heie?
Lady: All my life.
Sai or: Haven’t you even been
to Seattle?
Lady: No.
Sailor: Haven't you ever
wanted to go any place else?
Lady: No, I like it too well
here.
Sailor: Were you born here?
Lady: No, I was born in Ou
zinkie.
Sailor: What’s that?
Lady: That’s a little village
north of here on another island
Sailor: And you’ve never been
any place but Ouzinkie or
Kodiak?
Lady: Of course I have. I’ve
visited in Afognak!
The sailor's mouth was open,
and not because food was on the
way to it, as she explained how
big Afognak isn’t.
Sailor: You’ 1 ought to go to
the United States and look a
round—you’d never want to
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KODIAK FOUNTAIN
Have you ever tried
Waffles and Ice Cream?
Ik’s a good deal and we have both.
We also have
MIXERS, POP, COKE and ICE CUBES or Safe
When you think of Ice Cream • • • • •
by the Dish, Cone, Bulk or Brick
.think of the Kodiak Fountain
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CIGARETTES
TOBACCO
breakfast
SHORT ORDERS
SANDWICHES
SALADS
CHILLI
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