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Kraft’s Dry Goods Dept.
DIJA KNOW
We got a kick out of this
gag that was found in the AP
LOG, and thought maybe you
would enjoy it with your rol]
and coffee this morning.
“Slips that pass in the type: ]
A series of classified ads in a J
Southern Newspaper, over a'
three week period, read:
I 1st week - - WENCH for
sale. Phone 302 and ask for
my housekeeper, Mrs. J. Arm
strong. T. J. SMITH
2nd week - - Correction:
WINCH forsale, not a WENCH
Do not call Mrs. Armstrong
about it. She is just my house-.
keeper, who loves me.
T. J. SMITH
3rd week - - IMPORTANT
NOTICE - - It is all a mistake.
I haven't anything for sale
and I haven’t any housekeeper
She left me. ” T. J. SMITH
NOTE: Any similarity in
names and places in Kodiak is
purely coincidental.
RAYMOND MARTIN I left
last Tuesday for a three weeks
vacation in the states. He is
meeting JERGEN FRED
RICKSON In Seattle and to
gether they are driving down
to SMOGGY Southern Cali
fornia for a visit.
SMOKEY STOVER (that’s
the big smoke) reports: A
young deer fell off the cliff in
the center of the slide area
and was killed. He witnessed
the tragedy and reached the
scene before the animal kicked
his last. Being a good citizen
he took the deceased quad
ruped to the Fish and Wildlife
office and made out a report on
the accident. Apparently
SMOKEY read last week’s
edition “Hunter loses Dough
Fords New Ball-Joint Suspension gives you the
Newest Ride on the Road!
This revolutionary new Ford front suspension
soaks up road shock before it reaches you?
Makes all riding and handling easier!
Seals out dirt. You can forget road splash because
dirt and water can't get into the ball joints in Ford’s new
front suspension. Each of the four joints is effectively
sealed by a unique rubber-and-metal shield. This means
that contact surfaces of each ball and socket remain
clean—wear is kept to a minimum.
Keeps that new-car feel. You’ll enjoy Ford’s new
car feel much longer because ball joints are spring
loaded to compensate automatically for any wear. Front
wheels hold alignment far longer than with conventional
systems. Ball joints can’t stick or bind. Steering remains
consistently easy.
The “old” boads won’t seem the same with Ford’s new
Ball-Joint Suspension “paving” the way for you. You’ll
enjoy a softer, more level ride because Ford’s new system
allows greater shock absorbing movement of the front
wheels. Handling is far better, too. That’s because con
ventional kingpins have been replaced by simple, sealed
ball joints that won’t stick or bind. No other car in Ford’s
field can equal Ford’s ride—because no other has Ball
Joint Suspension.
Agile new performance, too, is yours in a ’54 Ford
... whether you. choose Ford’s new 130-h.p. Y-block V-8
or 115-h.p. I-block Six. And no matter which of Ford’s
28 new models you choose you enjoy recognized style
leadership—with clean, modem lines . .. sparkling new
cblors ... and harmonizing upholstery fabrics and trim.
Eliminates 12 wear points. Ford’s Ball-Joint Front
Suspension eliminates 12 of 16 points of wear found in
conventional systems. Rubber-bushed supports at inner
ends of suspension control arms reduce the number of
wear points and insulate chassis from road noises.
IVe cordially invite you to
Test Drive a
KODIAK MOTORS
54 Ford
Phone 2101
for Killing Doe and realized
to take the DEER carcass
home would make it DEAR
MEAT.
W1LLTAM WOODWARD
and family have left KODIAK
where BILL was employed on
the NAVAL STATION for
many years on the Fire De
partment, for employment fc
the CITY of ANCHORAGE
Fire Department.
NONNIE TWADDLE for
merly MINSTRELL is visiting
her mother MRS. SMITH the
manager of the KODIAK
hotel. She informs us that
ART her husband, is in
GUAM.
HARRY & ELINOR GOTT
SCHALK are attending the
FUR RENDEVOUS this week.
HARRY should win that
decorative upper lip event
with ease.
HERB & FLORA SPIEGAL
of WHEATSTONE BRIDGE
fame are leaving today for a
six weeks trip to NEW YORK.
TALMADGE of the law
firm of SMITH, SMITH,
SMITH & SMITH left for An
chorage last Wednesday for a
short stay.
HARRY & MARY of the
HOUSE of BELMONT re
turned after a four week stay
in SEATTLE, That’s a good
deal believe me. POPPULOP
PODOPPODOS can now re
turn to his FEBRUARY
schedule.
So-long for now
NOTES & COMMENTS
If you’ve lost something the
answer is in either of two di
rections: Your church or our
classified ad column.
Many of the birds killed but
not found are living today.
PASSENGER SERVICE
From SEWARD
Feb. 25 S.' S. Earfrcf
FREIGHT SERVICE
Square Knot Due Kodiak
Feb. 28
Square Knot Sailing From
Seattle Mar. 5 Direct To
Kodiak, on to King Cove,
False Pass, Squaw Harbor,
Sand Pt. and Alitak.
Waiter W. Sipprell,
agent
Office Room 4 Blinn Bldg.