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The minions of the law swoop
ed down on a little house Sun
day with the result that the legal
ien'- r » man. w as charged with
dnordeily conduct for knowing
ly allowing the premises to be
use f i illegal purposes.
|j* ve subsequently sent
enced 10 30 days in jail. His
sentm-p would have been stif
fen probably, except for the
faet that the fishing season isn’t
faraway.
The culprit who took the jar
of money from the Island Foun
tain has been caught The sus
pect had been identified by em
ployes of the fountain and was
brought in for questioning. He
maintained that he hadn’t taken
the money, of course. In the
course of the questioning he was
shown the story about it from
the Mirror. When he came to
the part that said “it was esti
mated $50 to $75 was in the
glass” he had to correct the er
roneous figure. "There wasn’t
that much,” he said, "there was
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The person telling us this says
also that arrangments have been
made for the money to be paid
back.
The other night while her hus
band was at a draft board meet
ing, Mrs Merrill Coon returned
to her darkened home. She went
in, put her purse down, and be
gan preparing for bed.
She heard a nmse upstairs and
attributed it to her imagination.
Hearing it again she didn’t know
what to attribute it to. Again
she heard it and decided it
sounded like someone moving
around.
Mrs Coon, without hesita
tion, donned a coat and went to
the hospital Because that was
the nearest place. All the nurses
at the hospital were girls which
didn’t help Mrs. Coon out; but.
soon a man appeared on the
scene and was commandeered to
investigate the Coon residence.
A search disclosed no one a
round. But. if it was Mrs Coon’s
imagination the imagination
came downstairs while Mrs Coon
was at the hospital, took a $10
bill from her purse, and left.
Personally, we don’t believe
Mrs. Coon’s imagination is that
good.
'A woman in Anchorage, mak
ing out her income tax, claimed
as a deduction one pint of blood
given to the Red Cross. She
placed a value of $25 on it. The
infernal revenue department,
joining in the spirit of the thing,
suggested that she would have
to place a value on all her blood
and then set up a fund for de
pletion
The lady didn’t think it was
funny. The infernal revenue de
partment didn’t think any of it
was practical. So no deduction
was allowed.
The expression, “gettingblood
out of a turnip-’, in case you are
the turnip, is taken by the re
venue department in a figura
tive, not a literal, sense.
And may we remind you that
Wednesday Is March 15? You’re
welcome.
Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Brown are
the parents of a son, Edward
Tedot, weight 6 pounds 7 ounces,
born Saturday, March 4, at the
Griffin Memorial hospital.
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