IN WHICH CLASS ARE YOU?
There are two classes of people on
earth today,
Just two classes of people, nor more
I say.
Not the sinner and saint, for ’tis
well understood
The good are half bad, and the bad
are half good.
Not the rich and the poor, for to
rate a man’s wealth
You must first know the state of his
conscience and health.
Not the humble and proud, for in
life’s little span
Who puts on vain airs is not count
ed a man.
Not the happy and sad, for the fast
flying years
Bring to each man his laughter and
each man his tears.
No! the two classes of people on
earth I mean
Are the people who lift and the peo
ple who lean.
Wherever you go, you will find the
earth’s masses
Are always divided in just two
classes.
And, oddly enough, you will find,
too, I ween
There is only one lifter to twenty
who lean.
In which class are you? Arc you
easing the load
Of over-taxed lifters who toil down
the road?
Or are you a leaner, who lets others
share
Your portion of labor and worry
and care ?
—Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
Logical, Anyway—Teacher: “De
fine trickle.”
Boy—“To run slowly.”
Teacher—“Define anecdote.”
Boy—“A short, funny tale.”
Teacher—“Use both words in a
sentence.”
Boy—“The dog trickled down the
street with a can tied to his anec
dote.”—Rely on Reliance News.
Breaking the Pair—During a very
hot spell a man was riding in his
Ford with one foot hanging out over
the door. A small boy, noticing tlvs,
shouted after him: “Hey mister! Di 1
you lose your other roller skate?”—
Harper’s Magazine.
' L’i ngering Freshness—Grocer’s
C’crk—“Should I order some more
fresh eggs?”
Grocer—“No. We have enough
fresh eggs in the cellar to last us a
couple o’ months.”—The Progressive
Grocer.
The Alaska Fisherman is on
sale at the following places:
George Edenso, Craig.
Josephine Scott, Hydaburg.
Butler-Mauro Drug Co., Ju
neau.
Will Jones, Kasaan.
Mrs. Chas Newton, Kake.
Peter Nelson, Newtown, Ket
chikan.
Peter Pan Candy Shop, Ket
chikan.
The Nugget, Ketchikan.
Forest J. Hunt, Ketchikan.
L. H. Kubley, Ketchikan.
Walker Drug Co., Ketchikan.
Ben Simpson, Metiakatla.
James Evans, Metiakatla.
Wheeler Drug Co., Wrangell.
Wheller Drug Co., Peters
burg.
II. Roy, Sitka.
Skagway Drug Co., Skagway.
T. M. Italio, Yakutat.
Little News Stand, Prince
Rupert, B. C.
Holland’s Cigar Store, Ketch
ikan.
Fred Williams, Klawock.
Craig Poolroom, Craig.
David Charles, Hoonah.
Hydaburg Commercial Co.,
Hydaburg.
Mark Savowish, Hyder.
Ed. Snyder, Tenakee.
Otto Bindpage, Myers Chuck.
Eli Kutmook, Killisnoo.
Really too Much—“He was driven
to his grave.”
“Sure he was. Did you expect him
to walk?”—Lord Jeff.
PETER PAN
CANDY SHOP
M. Liljestrand and Mrs. V. A.
Peterson
MAGAZINES
CANDY—ICE CREAM
CIGARS and TOBACCO
Corner Dock and Main
Phone Black 41
Ketchikan, Alaska
A woman friend dropped in the
other evening to chat with the lady
of the house and was surprised to
find her husband enveloped in an
apron washing the dishes.
“Where’s the wife?” asked the
visitor.
“Over in the barber shop,” was
the husband’s grumpy reply.
Teacher: “Johnny, if four men are
working eleven hours a day—”
Johnny: “Hold on, ma’m. Nix on
them non-union problems, please.”
liastus: “Ah wants a divorce. Dat
woman jes’ talk, talk, talk, night an’
day. Ah cain’t get no rest, and dat
talk am drivin’ me crazy.”
Young Lawyer: “What does she
talk about?”
Rastus: “She don’t say.”
A young chief’s widow called to
see a Hoquiam lawyer about her
husband’s will. The lawyer courte
ously led her to a chair, she sank
back in a posture of studied grace,
and he said:
“You have a nice legacy. . .
And when he came to some hours
later they told him that the young
widow had crowned him with the
cast-iron cuspidor for insulting her.
*—Real Ameriean.
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