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DIARY ...
A man stopped us on the
street the other day and asked
who died. After carefully decid
ing that he meant nothing per
sonal we said we didn’t know
anyone had and why? He said
he had been to Erskine’s and it
was closed and a sign on t he
door said “closed for funeral’’.
We checked every place but
the morgue and couldn’t find
knowledge of any demise
It was only later that, we dis
covered the reason for the sign
It seems that, a combination of
the snowstorm and illness and
things kept too many of the
Erskine employees away from
work, and conversely allowed so
few to show up, that it was de
cided that those there would
take their noon hour together.
So the place was closed for
lunch
We stil) don’t know who was
responsible for the sign The one
we suspected wouldn’t commit
himself and the ones we didn’t
suspect couldn’t or didn’t So
your guess is as good as ours.
Maybe.
One of the things the Army
thought about after the accident
al shelling of Kodiak last week
was that the Associated Press
correspondent was probably hot
after the story, so they, knowing
censorship would be involved,
decided to oome in and eontact
him and help clear the story.
So in came a representative of
the Intelligence, a representative
of Public Relations, (we don’t
mean to imply that the second
named isn't intelligent, but
that’s the way the Army names
them—maybe they have a rea
son) and a representative of the
Military Police.
Alas, they found that AP
traditions were also being shot.
For the AP correspondent was
instead sound asleep. One of the
shells had exploded less than a
block away, too, but he hadn’t
heard it.
Of course, in embarrassing sit
uations like this, we won’t men
tion the correspo dent’s name.
Besides, if we did, our printer’s
devil would yell derisive'y into
this office, “Nvah, putting your
name in the paper again!” This
is the first time we have been
really happy about our printer’s
devil’s restrictive influence,
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Greek Russian Orthodox Ch*,
Rev. Gregory Gleboff
A cordial invitation.is extq
ed to all mem be* >i thechi
to attend the set oea
CATHOLIC K.iajl
Chaplain Join, Coim^
Maos will be sai l at theUjji
eum theatre Sunday mori»in||
10 o'cloek.
PRAISE CHAPEL
Rev. John Marshall
Sunday School 1ft
Morning Service 11:
Sunday Afternoon Service (
Classes for young people
Mon. & Fri evenings at 6i)
COMMUNITY BAPTIST
CHURCH
Kodiak, Alaska
Rev. Gregory S. Morony, P«
Services for
Sunday - March 12
10:15 Sunday School. Classerl
all ages.
11:15 Morning Worship
Sermon:
“Jesus’ Social Conflict
5:30 Fellowship Supper
Servicemen & civilians invi
6:30 Christian Fellowship Lea;
Intermediate, High Sck
and Young People’s^
7: 30 Evening Gospel Hour
Hymn-sing
Sermon:
“Jesus Wins a Sinning Worn
Tuesday:
7:15 Bov Scouts
Wednesday,
7:30 Vesper Hour. Pr*
Fellowship. Bible Stud
1 Thessalonians 5:22
Thursday,
4:00 Girls Choir
Children’s Choir
7 ;00 Church Choir
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RECREATION ROOI
Open: Daily 1 to 9 pm
Popular magazines, gal
etc. In church social nj
Public invited to vial
any time.
Free Public Circulating Libn
Books may be secured
asking at the parsom
next to church.
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