LaLandes Kodiak Bakery!
Bread
Jewish White Rye
Ptimpernickle
Onion
Vienna Rolls
Bagels
FRESH CREAM PUFFS
DON’T FORGET
Tom & Jerrtj Batter
Phone
3454
Open 24 hr daily
except Sat. night
Get in the < hri-tmas Spirit
Come to the
ELKS
AMD
EMBLEM CLUB
CHRISTMAS PARTY
ELKS HALL
Tonight
Beginning at 9 pm
SANTA CLAUS WILL BE THERE TO
PICK OUT A GIFT FOR YOU FROM
UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Dancinpr and Entertainment
For Elks & Emblem Club
members
f INSPIRED BY THE THUNDERBIRO*"]
The Ford Thunderbird, the personal car
that’s been causing such a sensation, served
as styling inspiration for the 1955 Ford Cars.
Take one look at Ford’s longer, lower, roomier
dimensions—huge wrap-around windshield—
new color-keyed interiors . . . and you’ll
quickly see some of the reasons why Ford is
finer for 1955..Take one Test Drive and yop’ll
want to drive it home.
Try newpower... today /
£ TRIGGER-TORQUE POWER IN 3 MIGHTY ENGINES^
Select from. 4 new series... today!
£ 16 NEW BODY STYLESJ
For ’55, there are three high-torque Ford
Engines. There’s the 162-h.p. Y-block V-8
with higlier (7.6 to 1) compression ratio. Then
there’s the still mightier 182-h.p. Y-block
Special V-8 which i3 teamed with new Speed
Trigger Fordoiriatic Drive and offered in Fair
lane and Station Wagon models. And there’s a
new 120-h.p. I-block Six—the industry’s most
modern. All have traditional Ford economy.
Today you’re hound to find your dream car
among the 4 new Ford series for ’55. What’s
more, to make your dream car come even
"truer” Ford has new, smoother Angle-Poised
Ride whicli makes all riding and handlingeasier.
Then, too, your Ford can he as automatic as
you want it with all the line-car power options.
You're cordially invited to Test Drive the
Kodiak Motors • 2101
DU \ KNOW
That Kodiak needs top-notch
Psychiatrist because people
here are doing all sorts of fun
ny things.
For instance the Manager of
the Kodiak Electric Associa
tion wrote the Mayor of Kodi
ak a letter and started off with
the salutation, “Dear Mayor.*'
Then to further complicate
matters the City Council order
ed the Mayor to answer the
missive. I’ll lay you lOtol
that when the Mayor answers
the KEA lelter he will start it
out with “Dear Ole?"
All people of Irish descent
&>e called Turkey birds or just
plain Turks. McCarthy is an
Irishman, and he invited Wil
ie over to his house to help
clean up the Thanksgiving tur
key. An argument ensued. Dur
ing the melee Willie got his
Turkey OK, but it wasn’t one
of the feathered variety.
Why is it that all people with
short legs do their embibing at
Tony’s ? At any rate I saw Ed
Bowman raising the rail in the
Emporium about three inches.
Wonder if Eddie has a Union
Card?
Got a Ch Jstmas card from
Elliott Hyman this pr st week
and so help me I can’t tell
where he is. The address reads
APO 301 c-o PM San Francisco
Calif. Its a good thiag he
stamped his name on the back
qi the envelope because other
wise I would have never recog
nized the signature. It looked
like the kind of tracks I leave
when I figure skate
Captain Major, ACS-CO,
a most accomplished young
feller. I knew he was versatile
but never dreamed that he had
a degree in Engineering. Arid
one of the toughest collegiate
majors of all trie Engineering
courses, GAS ENGINES, i
If I were only Santa Claus
I’d select Jake to be my Rud
olph,,; Have you noticed the
glij'jjv Chartruese ha'sjput onhp
probosis? ‘ •
' Old Nick,the guy thatwriws
a column for Anchorage's,
other Newspaper sure i? slip
pin. I read his column relig
iously and he hasn’t razed ipe
since his merry-go-round arti
cle about the Uranium find
here on the Island.
Everyone in Kodiak remem
bers Hank and Gerrie Eaton I
am sure. Got a card from them
this week and it, was full of
wandering Kodiakians. For
In tance, she sez: “Saw Ra^
Martin on his way to New York
Bud Koch and his family spent
two days with them and are
now living in Pomona Califor
nia, and we hear from the
Lightfoots at Redondo Beach
occasionally.”
‘‘Martin Jensen is greatly
improved but he is stil) a very
flick man. He weighs about 130
lbs., and is just able to sit up
Zap ■!>*»♦ —1 1 *