NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH By Arnold
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FOR LOW TEMPSZATUZe
WAS SET LAST wimter
6S° BELOW 25^
«fc. RoeEfts pass, Montana,
V January ao, ‘^54 J V
-Uncle
Tod Bojfon says that if his
wife don't qlnf naggin’ him he’s
goin' out and hunt a job.
• • • ,
Some fellers who leap into
matrimony are kept on the
Jump ever after.
• • *
It's hard for some folks with
no purpose in life to give a
reason for livin'.
• . * • • •
To git his wife to shut up,
Tubby Tyler starts cleanin’ his
old shot gun.
• • •
Zol Klinger says there's a
time to work and also there’s
the time and a half.
• • •
Nothin’ kin make less sense
than teen agers on the tele
phone ... or mabe It does.
• * *
There’s no worse feelin’ than
to kill your engine in down
town traffic.
• • •
It’s funny but it’s in the rush
hour that traffic moves the
slowest
• • •
Some fellers walk like they
owned the streets, others drive
like they owned the car.
—REV. CHARLEY GRANT
F-l-Sl*
SUPPORT
THE
CANCER
CRUSADE
(
ACROSS
I. Queer
4. Water around
castles
9. Secret a stent ^
12. Contend
13. Frequently
14. Bind
15. Performed
17. Foes
19. Rented
21. Caudal appendage
22. Bay
24. Punch bread
27. Pit
29. Beget
31. Compass point
32. Printing measure*
33. Horse
34. Fish eggs
35. Near
36. Fundamental
37. A bond
38. Pertaining to ton*
40. Warm
42. Social Insect*
44. Of a ray
47. Native of Russia
BO. Torment
51. Suffix, agent
52. Happening
54. Golf mound
55. Turkish ruler
56. Full of reed*
57. Auricle
DOWN
1. Egg shaped
2. Cubs
3. Minor parts
4. Ideal
5. Preposition
6 Consumed
7. Canvas shelter
8. Moved stealthily ,
9. Steps over fenc*
10. Pastry
II. Affimatfy* word
IS. Slavs
18. Heed
23. Handle
25. Soon
26. Act
27. Make hot
28. Upon
30. Lamprey catcher
33. More salty
34. Give forth
radiance
36. Prohibit!
37. Stay
39. Mean
41. Small pie
43. Rescue
45. Bewildered
46. Evil glance
47. Chest bone
48. Hire
49. Bom
63. N. central state
(abbr.)
Solution
*
CAN CHIMIAK
SEA LION EXCURSIONS!
T*M vlliV nangtl* Capa CWolak twka daily *P<
k« tk« uoatk of JI If tl »OMI»d«t« want*
kT»ti|« af thane day*.
The aattre family will enjoy thin mml outing. Bring
ill ywr camera equipment and fel aoaia at the oaat
thrilling aclian nliataof theae huge mammals.
Lunch and beverages nerved abaard. Round trip
(aket about three and a half hour*. Arrange yaur own
party of friends.
Adults $7.50 each Children under 12 $3.50
| WEEKDAY CRUISES |
ALL DAY CRUISES to WHALE PASS and WHALE
ISLAND bird rookeries with stop over at the village
of buziokie for pictures of old Russian church* _
: Leave Kodiak at 9 AM and return at 5 PM.
Special rates for party of six.
This is a very picturesque boat trip.
FOR FURTHER INFORMATION
Call AIF MADSEN 3272
SUMMER VACATION TRIPS!
Arrange your own party of three or four couple* end bring im eiHKJrea coo . .
*: The to mile trip through Whale Pas* Koftfeinoff and SUKkoff flfcwtftt i*o Bga*
' nik Bay, isibitseif, sufadreiitUrfe for thosSB *rhdhaV«i DSC the ptetureailftf'&'fc* side
of Kodiak Island.
In camp you will have at your disposal boats, motors, gas and oil. and the finest
food money can buy. Large comfortable cabins with oil heat for your comfort.
Prices are as follows: $25 per day for each couple. Children under 12 $1® per day.
This includes transportation to and from camp.
I Make your reservations EARLY in order to take advantage of your weekend days
for further information call
All Madsen
3272