By ART BEEMAN
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THOSE WERE THE DAYS
'WAWrVrW
THOSE
WERE
THE
DAYS
; CkfsiHm
jAWMWW
JUST <30 AHEAD AND
TEACH HIM HIS
THREE-R'S --THE
USUAL
THIN©/
Xu THE OLD DATS,
PAREWT6 LEFT
TSACHING UP TO
THE TBACHea*..
I'gMtl
*j- EVERYBODY
WANTS TO &ET
INTH' ACTJ!
—AND THIS IS —|
HOW I WANT'iOUl
TO TEACH rr TO J
PILSERT/I
...
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HOSSFACEHANK
Br FRANK THOMAS
■■ 1 11 _
SHORE-you KIN HELP ^
RlBMT HOW BY 60tN’
OHALEETLE ERRAHO
,FER US —
X
PARDON DO YOU KEEP ]
THE SAOOLE-BUSTER5T...YOUR
BOYS ASKED ME TO BRING THEM A
PAIL* FULL!
SONNY SOUTH
By COURTNEY ALDERSON
I 9 "■ - " 1 - k ' * \
WHEN AH WAS A LITTLE TyKE ^
AH ALWAVS WANTED T' PUT M«*V
LOU'S BRAIDS INTH'INKWELL BUT
AH KNEW IK AH DIO TH' TEACHER
WOULD «IVE ME A &COO
SPANKIN'
f AH MUST O' BEEN MUCH )
SMARTER WHEN AH /
\ WAS A UlTTLt tVKE J
s .;-_g &
RURAL DELIVERY
By AL SMITH
ITS RACING Too hard
FOR you TO GO HOWE.'
you BETTER SLEEP
HERE TONIGHT
THANKS
HANK/,
For goodness sake
WHERE I>lD Vou
eo’
I WENT S
HOME FOR MY
PAJAMAS/ (
- /' ’ -•
DEEMS
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH By Arnold
|7 Mew Orleans, la.,
p* vm3S the RAIN champ
__ - O last i^car1, with one
iU' G'toi'm br'inqinq fa INCHES in 2 HOURS/
However , the worlds record belongs
•to BAGUIO,PHILUPPiMB /SLAWS WHERE
45 WGHES
FELL IN
%l
R«U»«td br Smith Strwlct
DonirtM. N J.
---•
Louis Eliasberg, of
Baltimore, Md.,
HAS COLLECTED A
COMPLETE SET OF ,
EVEtpy GOVERNMENT (
COIN minted in the
U.s. SINCE 1792J
(Me paid $4,000.
■for a rare 1373 . ^_,
Carson Cifcq DIME !!)
Epit^nns
These days to keep up or.
your toes and use your head is
quite a teat.
• • *
Blessed is the speaker who
kin express fancy thoughts in
just plain words.
* * •
Many a chap could be a
shinin’ light It he wasn’t such .
a dim wit.
« * •
Remember hubby, your wife
won’t rage, if you remember
her birthday and forgit her
age.
• • •
In church some folks make
much ado about nodding.
• • •
When eggs are eighty cents
a dozen It’s nice to have a cc
try cousin.
• • •
Since Grandpa Hedges
sprained his ankle Gram ain’t
worryin’ about where he is.
• * •
Real religion never makes
life eac~ ’ -it it helps to make
it st
*- *
tv -DNESS SAKE’’
go to church.
—REV. CHARLEY GRANT
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9. Moist
12. Unit -a
13. Water animal
14. Grow old
15. Foe
17. Kind of material
19. Rent
22. Bind
23. Twisted j
25. Brief
28. Sound
29. Swabs
31. Parent .
32. Unit of energy
53. Recover with tar
34. Armed conflict
35. Part of to be ^
36. Dismal -
37. Bun f ;
38. Stringed ' ?
instrument*! J
40. Neatly
42. Insect -•*"
43. Wants
44. Vile
47. A flower \
50. Reverence!
51. Sea duck
54. Period of time)
55. By '
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67. Ground moisture
DOWN
1. Pedal digit *,J
2. Tavem
3. Paring
4. Faithful
5. French
conjunction
6. Near
7. Dry, as winery
8. Trotting horse
9. Colorless liquid
10. Self
11. A number
16. Nothing but
13. Crmta-.
20. Stitcher
21. A special issue
Bob
Worm eaten
Little
Sooner than usua
Priest
More corroded
Woolen material
Loan
Communists
More unusual
Darlings
Plant fluid
Be Indebted
Expire
Before
Uncooked
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