ADVICE TO DRIVERS
Don’t have your batteries charged
If your piston rings- -don't an
The Golden Rule should bp the
rule of the road.
You may have right of way but
trucks have right of weight.
Where the road is narrow use
more horse sense than horse power.
When either man or motor knocks
there’s something wrong.
The wreckless are not reckless.
Don’t exceed the speed limit— ,
even he who travels in a rut has
time to enjoy the scenery.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
In the U. S. Commissioner's Court
for the Territory of Alaska, Sec
ond Divisoin. Wade Hampton Pre
cinct. In Probate.
In the matter of the Estate of
JOHN B. SHELDON, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned has been appointed by
the above entitled Court, adminis
trator of the Estaite of John R.
Sheldon, deceased.
All persons having claims against
the said estate are hereby required
to present the same with proper
vouchers attached to the undersign
ed at Akulurak. Alaska, as by law
required within six months from the
date hereof.
Also any person knowing themsel
ves to be indebted to the deceased
will please communicate with
WILLIAM JAMISON.
Administrator of the Estate of
John B. Sheldon, deceased.
Akulurak. Alaska.
Dated. Fortuna Ledg^. Alaska.
April 10. 1923.
Publish—May 5, 12. 19. 26. 1923.
TOM) i;v THK FIN(iKllS j
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The ambitious person ha- long
fingers.
The amiable, easy-going person
has short fingers.
Large fingers mean slow intellec
trality and common tastes.
Thumbs that curve downward
show shrewdness and miserliness.
If his fingers are fat. he's lazy.
The same applies to his fiancee.
Markedly pointed fingers indicate
religious fervor and imagination.
Small, thin fingers bespeak a
clever, acute mind, somewhat given
to deceit.
A coarse, brutal nature is disclos
ed by fingers as large at the tips as
at the roots.
Lean fingers indicate simple
tastes, perhaps leaning too much to
ward penuriousness.
The strength of your will power
Is measured by the length of the
upper joint of the thumb.
Thumbs that are coarse, heavy
and undeveloped belong to rude and
ignorant persosn.
If your fiance has square fingers
you may count on his being firm In
his opinions, reasonable, and quite
an orderly person.
PKETTY (LOSE
“Is her leg broke?”
“Naw, we fouud $1.49 in her
MKMS FOR THK MARRIED |
An antipodean student or woman
lit the marriage relation comes to
some entertaining though perhaps
not entirely justified conclusions.
Here are a few of them:
The wise woman knows how to be
foolish when her husband wishes to
Bvery woman longs for a romance,
but most have to be content with
Selfishness is a quality in husbands
which prevents wives from getting
all they want.
The wise man doesn't attempt to
understand women; he merely tries
to get along with them.
A woman is only what men hare
made her. This applies particular
ly to selfish women.
The happiness of a married cou
ple doesn’t depend on their loving
each other, but on their not loving
anyone else.
Every one knows how wonderful
a woman can look, but it is only the
husband who knows how wonderful
it is that she can look so wonderful.
TOO TRUE
Once upon a time there was a
woman who was so talkative that
when she wanted to think she had
to rest her chin on her hands to
keep her mouth shut, so that she
wouldn’t interrupt herself.
There is just as much folly in the
world as wisdom and a lot of it
parades as wisdom.
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FUR SHIPPERS
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SEATTLE FUR EXCHANGE
The management and direction of the Seattle For Exchange
is controlled by the following Board of Directors, who are taking
a personal interest in Its operations:
65 Marion Street Viaduct,
SEATTLE. WASHINGTON.
BOARD OF MRKCTORA.
E. G. ANDERSON,
Pres. Western Dry Goods Co.
E. B. BUR WELL,
Seattle Hardware Co.
F. T. FISCHER,
Vtce-Pres. & Treaa. Fischer
H. C. HIBBARD,
Vice-Pree. and Treas.
Hibbard-Stewart Co.
J. C. LANG.
Pres. National Grocery.
H. J. LOCHOW, Secretary,
Schwabadier Hardware G<a
JOS. E. AGNEJW, Genl Mfr.
Seattle Fur Exchange..
J. W. SPANGLER, President,
Seattle National Bank.
H. E. Turner, President,
Turner ft Pease Company.
J. W. SPANGLER.
OFFICERS.
B. O. ANDERSON. H. J. LOOHOW.
Vice-Prealdent. Secretary.
JOS. E. AGNEW.
Treat, tad Gaa’l. M*r.
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I want the lights that brightly
I want the men, I want the wine.
I want the fan without paying the
I want to be naughty and yet be
i want the thrill of a long slow kiss.
And all the thrills that good girls
I want the arms and heart of a man.
And yet stay single, as long as I
So. at a lawyer, give me some
On how to be naughty and yet j
I want to do what other girls do.!
Tease, cuddle up. bill and coo,
Klacken my eyes and powder my I
Rouge my cheeks and pe-ncil my lips j
Tango a little, shimmy a lot, j
Park my corsets when the weather
gets not.
Take the fence Instead of the gate.
Break all records, yes. all but one
And be good and true when the
game is done,
I don’t like pepper but I do like
I want to be naughty, but. I want
to be nice.
The Advice.
The advice that I give you is j
sound and true,
You can’t eat your pie and have it j
If you want Ihe men and want the
Why someone must pay, while you
love and dine.
It: the first one yields a moment’s.
Why the next must be a longer]
It you want the arms of a man,
If you want the things that the
good girls miss.
You’ve got to be wiser than most
girls, miss.
It’s a problem old. to be had tho
To watch your step Is my advice.
Go to it kid. with your grease
and patnt.
To make you look like what you
Shimmy and drink to your heart’s
content.
And be hdgged and squeezed till
your ribs are bent,
Park your corsets, on a hickory
But never my dear, go tn to swim,
Bathe If you will on the dewey green
But you can’t use mud and still j
be clean.
The game that you play Is a man’s
long suit.
Since Eve first nibbled forbidden
Whatever you get. you will pay the
You ca-n't be naughty and yet be
brevities
New slogan: Say it with hootch
—the flowers come later.
All that glitters can not be meas
ured by the golden rule.
It is claimed that married people
live longer than single people. Per
haps it only seems longer.
There is a difference between
being as fit as a fiddle and being as
tight as a drum.
| MTINGA 01E.V8TRATED |
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"I stick to business, by gum!"
the postage stamp proudly boasted.
"This is quite a re-leaf.” sighed
Adam after he had donned a clean
fresh suit.
"I must draw the line somewhere.”
said the man who had an attack of
fishing fever.
"If you touch me I'll scream.”!
threatened the auto sire* to the
chauffeur.
"Back to the land.” said Jonah
after his cetacean host had deposit
ed hina on the seashore.
"The worm will turn,” said the
caterpillar as ho took wings and be
came a butterfly.
“I fear,” said the showman who
was attacked and beaten by his dog
raced man, “I fear my curiosity got
the better of me.”
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