AGREED
A bank takes on a number of
young men during the summer. On
their salary receipts is printed a
legend something like this:
“Your salary is your personal bus
iness—a confidential matter—and
should not be disclosed to anybody
else.”
One of the new boys in signing
his receipt added:
“I won’t mention it to anybody.
I’m just as much ashamed of it as
you are-”—Old Colony News Letter.
Quite So—Chemistry Professor—
“What can you tejl me about nit
rates ?”
Student—“Well—er—they’re a lot
cheaper than day rates.”—Illinois
Wesleyan Argus.
BAD OR WORSE
“Do you ever invest money in Wall
Street ?”
“No,” answered Senator Sorghum.
“If the market went wrong I’d lose
my savings, and if it went right I’d
lose my reputation.”—Washington
Star.
A HELPING HAND
Scene: Suburban residence, 2 a. m.
She (sotto voice)—“Georgie, dear,
it’s a burglar!”
He—“Sh-h-h, don’t move, maybe he
can get that window up; it’s the one
we haven’t been able to open since
the painters left.”—Life.
Frequently—Up in Watertown the
other day one of the “test” ques
tions in a class at school was “What
is Mars?” One of the answers was
“Mars is the scratches you get on
the parlor furniture.”—New York
Sun.
WILLING SPIRIT, WEAK FLESH
Mother—Jimmie, what would you
like to give your cousin Tim for his
birthday ?
Jimmie—I know; but I’m not big
enough!—London Answers.
Jackson came tripping merrily in
to his tiny hall one day, and almost
spoiled his manly beauty by tripping
over some one’s shoes left lying
about.
“Whose ferryboats are those in
the hall?” he asked later when he
entered the drawing room.
“Ferryboats?” his mother-in-law
cried angrily. “Why those are my
shoes!”
“My dear, good Ma,” Jackson said
hurriedly, “who said ferryboats ?
You misunderstood me. Fairy boots,
you know—fairy boots!”
Office Cat.
The Alaska Fisherman is on *
sale at the following places:
George Edenso, Craig.
Josephine Scott, Hydaburg.
Butler-Mauro Drug Co., Ju
neau.
Will Jones, lvasaan.
Mrs. Chas Newton, Kake.
Peter Nelson, Newtown, Ket
chikan.
Peter Pan Candy Shop, Ket
chikan.
Forest J. Hunt, Ketchikan.
L. H. Kubley, Ketchikan.
Walker Drug Co., Ketchikan.
Ben Simpson, Metlakatla.
James Evans, Metlakatla.
Wheeler Drug Co., Wrangell.
Wheller Drug Co., Peters
burg.
H. Roy, Sitka.
Skagway Drug Co., Skagway.
T. M. ltalio, Yakutat.
Little News Stand, Prince
Rupert, B. C.
Holland’s Cigar Store, Ketch
ikan.
Fred Williams, Klawock.
Craig Poolroom, Craig.
David Charles, Hoonah.
Hydaburg Commercial Co.,
Hydaburg.
Mark Savowish, Hyder.
Ed. Snyder, Tenakee.
Otto Bindpage, Myers Chuck.
Eli Kutmook, Killisnoo.
Star Cigar Store
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