At The Churches
Greek Russian Orthodox Church
Rev. Gregory Gleboff
A cordial invitation is extend
ed to all members of the church
to attend the services.
CATHOLIC SEI\ »ICES
Chaplain Francis J. Bailey
Mass will be said at the Orph
eum theatre Sunday morning at
10 o’clock.
PRAISE CHAPEL
Rev. John Marshall
Sunday School 10:30
Morning Service 11:30
Sunday Afternoon Service 4:15
Classes for young people
Mon. & Fri evenings at 6:30
COMMUNITY BAPTIST
CHURCH
Kodiak, Alaska
Key. Gregory S. Morony, Pastor
Services for
Sunday - October 17
10:15 Sunday School. Classes for
all ages.
11:15 Morning Worship
Sermon:
“Spiritual Beauty Treatment”
5:30 Fellowship Supper
Servicemen & civilians invited
6:30 Christian Fellowship League
Intermediate, High School
and Young People’s group
7: 30 Evening Gospel Hour
, Sermon:
“Receiving by Rejecting”
Tuesday, 7:15 Bov Scouts
Wednesday, 6:30 Church choir
7:30 Vesper Hour Featuring
Prayer period and Bible Study
“Personal Religious Living”
Thursday,
3:30 Jifhior Choir
4:30 Children’s Choir
PUBLIC HEADING AND
RECREATION ROOM
Open: Daily 1 to 9 p. m.
Popular magazines, gamef
etc. In church social room.
Public invited to visit at
any time.
Free Public Circulating Library
Books may be secured by
asking at the parsonage
next to church.
NOTICE
I will not be responsible for
any debts contracted by other
than myself after October 4.
11-6 L. F. Brockman
Notice
I will not be responsible, after
this date, for any debts contract
ed by anyone but myself.
Walter McPheeters
Kodiak Diary
(continued from page 6)
that some unit commanders is
sued orders that goatees, elon
gated sideburns, brushy mus
taches and other such facial
adornments be sheared from
their inspired creators immedi
ately.”
We’ll bet you read the above
clear through thinking we’d
make -ome remark about it.
A local eating establishment,
troubled with people who were
born in a barn, put a sign on the
outside of the door, to wit: Be
patriotic. Help Uncle Sam. Buy
War Bonds. And shut the door
and save fuel!
It seemed like a good idea at
the time, but at night everyone
opens the door and holds it
open so the sign, on the outside,
can be read in the light inside.
They always shut the door
after reading it, though.
66 The American ideal — life, liberty and the
pursuit of happiness •—* is no idle phrase
nor empty promise. It is a living reality.
It is you and me and the men on the war
fronts and their families at home.
It means equality of opportunity, it means
liberty and the self-respect of the
individual. It means adventure, reward
and security. ^
—Eric A. Johnston, President
United States Chamber of
Commerce—April, 1943
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ALASKA STEAMSHIP COMPANY
Wo well and painfuiiy,
wheu we went to school how
felt when we flunked in an „
amination Of course, in 0l
case, it was always the teacher
fault. She didn’t tell U3 ahead
time or the questions were i
things she had never given us'
study anyway or she had it
for us, or something. We pai:
fully, and well, recall also h0
we used to think of the t-hii
we would, could and should]
do to eet even.
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We confess that in our wild«
stretches of imagination, m
some seem very wild, in retn
spect, we never were able to i
tain said revenge in half so a
isfying a measure as a studs
did in the Kodiak public scho
last week. -
He took an exam as we bn
done many times and he *«
flunked by the teacher (then
a difference between failing u
“being flunked by the teachei
as we have done we aren’t it
ing how many times. It mn _
him sore, and he did somethii
about it.
He marched up to the dn
board and made arrangemet
for getting into the mercht
marine or ATS or somethii
Anyway, he leaves in about i
days for Seattle and 6-mowi
training before being assignedi
a post at sea.
He showed ’em!
1
In a September issue 1
replied to a query from form
resident Bob Davenport, in tl
Army somewhere in New Gt
nea, that he needn’t wondr
there were still cows parafc
around town because the
weren’t.
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At the time it had been i
long since we had seen a w
that we had almost forgotb
what one looked like. To cor ,
rect the record, and bring it 11
to date, we record the following
I tern 1: We saw the sch«
children this week chasingaco»
no mistake, across the sclioo
yard.
Item 2: We saw a baby cc
going down main street-*
the back end of the Frail
Kempton & company truck.
Item 3: We received a n
port from A. Verle Collar, dep
uty collector of that Infernal
Revenue depart • < nt, that #
the morn after his first night il
the Sunbeam hotel he was t
wakened by the not so low lo*
ing of a cow beneath his l»t
tice. (We aren’t skeptical, 1*
we checked with other Sunbean
inmates and the rumor was con
firmed by other roomers.)
So we apologize, Bob P«
haps if you hurry back to Kod
iak you may still be in time #
see a cow—pastoral, nostalg1'
and Bangs-tested.
Since we’re speaking of cow*
we are enabled to drag thissta)
in by the horns. It’s a
riddle.
Question: What is the diftf
ence between a cow—and'
tired cow?
Answer: A tired cow has btf
under her eyes.
We heard it on the wirel^
No wonder so many listen
Tokyo broadcast to get a
laugh.