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Kodiak Diary
(continued from page 6)
did lay them “it must hare been
a Caesarian.”
Now the ladv will know that
somebody was stretching a point.
And we mean Emil Knudsen,
not the hens.
Speaking of Emil, a customer
went into hi< store this week to
buy a pair of mukluks for a
Mother’s Day gift.
“What size shoe does your
mother wear?” Emil »sked.
“I don’t know,” replied the
customer. Then be added help
fully. “But she wears a size 18
coat.”
“Does she wear glasses?” ask
ed Emil, quick as a flash.
"Glasses?” asked the customer
in oblivious surprise. “What
would that have to do with it?”
Sunday evening tlie Fred Mil
lers went to the show, and their
daughter, Dolores, was allowed
to go to a friends to play, with
instructions to be home at 9o’-i
clock.
At 9 she got home, took a look
around, and as no one else had
arrived she went to the Victory
cafe to meet her parents there.
She found them all right, and af
ter they had settled down to
some ice cream, Dolores announc
ed:
“There’s a sailor in my bed.''
The Millers were somewhat
startled. “Are you sure?” Mr.
Miller asked.
“Oh, yes.” Dolores replied,
‘he’s snorine.” Dolores wa« very
unconcerned about the whole
matter.
Finishing the ice cream the
Mil ers went home, and sure
enough there was the sailor,
sound asleep (like Goldilocks in
another story) with his shoes
neatly side by each on the floor
and his jacket neatly folded on
the bureau
Mr. Miller went and got two
MP’s and they couldn’t, wake the
sailor up but they took him any.
way.
There is a woman in Colum
i hue, Ga , who gets the Mirror as
| a git. from a relative in Kodiak,
i Although she has never been
| heie, she reads the issues from
cover to cover, including the ad
vertisements.
In one of the ad» she noticed
an item for sale that she had
never heard of and no one could
tell her what it was.
Af'er more than a year her
rel uive visited her, ard one of
the first thing-* she had on her
mind was to find out what that
mysterious thing was that kept
recurring in the ad
(continued on page 11)
;the
"Heme ef Hospitality
in Kodiak
BELMONT BAR
Jorgen Fredrickson, Owner
Machineless Waves
Helen CurLis Cold Waves
La Jolie Cosmetics
Facials Manicures
Closed Sundays
Ebenings by appointment
★ ★ *
2 PM TO 2 AM
Dance to our
5-PIECE BAND EVERY NC
mt
FOR TRUCKING. SHOVEL
- AND CRAKE WORK
WE HAVE
THE EQUIPMENT, THE PERSONNEL
& THE KNOW-HOW
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ISLAND FOUNTAIN
DELICIOUSLY DIFFERENT
THE BEST TO BE OBTAINED
From on ICE CREAM SUNDAE to an AIRPLANE RIDE
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