A woman writes to inquire whether
fishes feel. Just tickle a whale with a
harpoon, Maud, and then stand by and
watch results.
Cheering thought: For every
woman who wants a divorce, there are
hundreds who would not trade their
“old man” for the best new stock eii-,
gible in the market.
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Have you ever noticed that the man
who cannot tell when the banks open,!
can generally tell when the saloons j
close. j
A Frenchman, a celebrated duelist,;
has just died at the age of 83 years. j
Several of his victims died much
earlier and younger.
Woman’s love for dry goods and
man's love for wet goods cause about
nine-tenths of the domestic discord iu
this world. _
Ice creepers and ice skates at J. L.
Graef's.
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OLD HERMITAGE
OLD WINES
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J. P. Stotko - Proprietor
ORDER
your Spring Suit
NOW
Latest Spring Styles
just arrived
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$26 to $45
THE MINERS’ STORE
FRANK J. COTTER
ROYAL AGENT
Igloo No. 9,
Order of Pioneers
Meets the First and Third Wednesday
of each month at the A. B. hall.
Wm. Sauers, Pres. Isaac Evans,Secy
C. KREf TIN® S
The Garstens Packing Co.
Just arrived on the Northwestern
fresh supply of
Beef, Pork, Veal, Mutton, Broil
ers, Roasting Chickens, Fowls,
Butter, Eggs, Etc.
PRICES CUT AS USUAL.
C. A. Myers, - - Manager
V
/fjVNE of our customers gave a business
W house a check for $12.48 recently.
The business man, being in a hurry to
wait on another man, neglected to mark
his account paid, and our customer was
very much surprised to receive a dun for
$12.48 a short time later.
But our customer’s check had come back
to him cancelled and was a legal receipt.
He showed it to the business man, who
found that he had banked a check for $12.
48 on that day, and the customer did not
have to pay the bill twice.
Ninety-five per cent, of the world’s bus
iness is transacted by checks. They give
legal receipts, enable you to send money
by mail, always have the right change,
show 'just where your money is going and
your funds will be secure against loss yet
alway at your finger tips. Open a check
ing account with our bank today, if you
are not already a customer.
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