Sharp Retorts.
A man who was offering gratuitous
to formation at a country fair was dis
paraging the show of cattle.
••Call these here prize cattle?” he
scornfully said. “Why. they ain t noth
in' to what our folks raised, ^ou may
not think it. but my father raised the
biggest calf of any man round our
parts."
“1 can very well believe it,” observ
ed a bystander, surveying him from
head to foot.
It is not every one who enjoys a Joke
at his own expense. The Judge who
pointed with his cane and exclaimed,
"There is a great rogue at the end of
my cane.” was intensely enraged when
the man looked hard at him and asked
coolly:
“At which end. your honor?"
A friend of Curran's was bragging
of his attachment to the Jury system
and said:
“With trial by jury I have lived, and
by the bh*ssing of God with trial by
jury I will die."
“Oh." said Curran in much amaze
ment. “then you’ve made up your mind
to be hanged. Dick T—London Tit-Bits.
Slight Omission.
••] thought you said he was a man
meansY
“Excuse me. 1 left off the adjec
tive.”
“What adjective?"
“ ‘Limited ' ’’—Birmingham Age-Her
ald.
A Great Art In Little.
“lg there really any art tn convers
ing?"
“Of course: always say small things
in a big way and big things in a small
way.’’—Minneapolis Journal.
Chicken dinner Sunday Vienna Cafe.
ROOSEVELT ROADHOUSE
MILE 23
Best Accommodations for Travelers
Dogfish Galore Dog Stables
A. W. ROBERTS. Prop.
1 DR. CHARLES T. DAGGETT!
Bridge Work and Porcelain Specialist
Satisfaction Guaranteed in All Branches ef
Up-to-Date Dentistry.
Daggett Bloch Telephone Seward. Alaska
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J. LINDLEY GREEN i
LAWYER
Over Bank of Seward Seward. Alaska
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Igloo No. 9,
Order of Pioneers
Meets the First and Third Wednesday
of each month at the A. B. hall.
Wm. Sauers. Pres. Isaac Evans, Sec’v
PETER ANDERSON
PAINTING
AND
PAPERHANGING
..WASHINGTON STREET..
BOARDING ROUSE
| “They All Eat There!”
GABRIEL SANTOS. • PROPR.
|
Seward W ater
and
Power Comp^ n /
John A. Nelson, Manager
Office—Bank of Seward Building
SEWARD. - ALASKA
Save the Pull Save the Haul
Save Your Doqs Save Your Money
i
You can get all you need
in the way of Supplies at
GEO. PALMER’S
KNIK, ALASKA
ALASKA
STEAMSHIP CO.
SAFETY SERVICE SPEED
Sailings every Ten Days for Valdez, Cordova, Skagway, Juneau,
Ketckikan and Seattle
Regular freight service for Ketchikan, Juneau, Sheep Creek, Treadwell,
Douglas, Cordova, Ellamar, Valdez and Latouche. Explosives, S.
S. Seward. Sailing from Seattle each month: S. S. Sew
ard, 5th; S. S. Latouche, 15th; S. S. Cordova, 25th.
Right reserved to change this schedule without notice"®
F. B. TRACY, General Agent C. B. GUPTILL, Agent
Seward Commercial Co.
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AND
FURNITURE AND HARDWARE
COAL MINER’S AW OOLO MINCH’S SUPPLIES
Doors & Windows
Lang’s Ranges
I X L Parlor Heaters
Gasoline Stoves
Cook Stoves
Camp Stoves
Air Tight Heaters
Oil Stoves
Alcohol Stoves
Spark Plugs
Jump Coils
Batteries
Granite Ware
Aluminum Ware
Asbestos
P & B Paper
Malohoid Roofing
Tar Paper
Deafening felt
Weather Strips
Gasoline
Gas Engine Oil
Marine Engine Oil
Valve Oil
Elaine Oil
Floor Oil
Linseed Oil
Cup Grease
. Paints.
Lacqueret Paint
Asphalturn Paint
Brushes
Varnishes
Turpentine
Japan
Denatured Alcohol
Coal Tar
Lamps
Lanterns
Tents
PHONE BLACK 4
Rifles
Shot Guns
Ammunition
Fishing Tackle
Giant Powder
Caps
Fuse
Bench Forges
Blacksmith’s Coal
Bellows
Wheel Barrows
Cutlery
Fire Clay
Fire Brick
Lime
Cement
Glass
Rope .
Mercury
Seine Twine
L. GRAEF
PACIFIC ALASKA
NAVIGATION COMPANY
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ALASKA PACIFIC S. S- CO._ALASKA COAST CO.
PUGET SOUND-ALASKA ROUTE
Steamers leave Seattle every ten days each month on the
5th, 15th, 25th,
via the INSIDE PASSAGE, for Ketchikan, Juneau, Yakutat,
Katalla, Cordova, Ellamar, Valdez, Latouche, Seward,
Cook Inlet Points and Kodiak Island.
PUGET SOUND-CALIFORNIA ROUTE
Seattle to San Francisco, connecting with steamers Yale and Har
vard for Southern California Points.
The Admiral Evans leaving Settfe the 25th. goes !to I^lek.
The Admiral Evans, leaving Seattle April 15, first passenger boat for Ship Creek.
The steamer Bertha sails April 1 with freight and explosives..
Right reserved to change steamers and sailing dates without notice.
B. F. WATSON, General Agent. WAYNE BLUE, Local Agent
Location Blanks at Gateway