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Titanic Struggle Looms As Tutors and
Pops Prepare for Bounce Ball Game
as reported by PETE HAHN
Originally fans were lead to be
lieve that the coming Benefit
Game between the Public School
Teachers Snd the parents of some
of the school children was going
to be strictly a clowning affair.
Don’t you believe it!
I The Rambling Tutors, coached
! by Jack Woodiel and Bill Angel,
| have been having serious obscured
j brain sessions in the Teachers’
! lounge. When interviewed, assist
ant coach Angel says, “No com
ments!” What kind of secrecy
are they planning??? That will
be revealed when the smoke
clears!
This is supposed to be a basket
ball game, and yet a snooping re
porter states that he saw Don
Perkins, the rugged history teach
er, practicing. Through a key hole
the scribe claims he saw Perkins
warming up with a punching bag
— Strange!!!
Rumors are running around the
school about the hurried secret
meeting that several of the teach
ers had when Bill Ullrich re
turned from Valdez. Apparently
he has something new under
wraps, which will be revealed
only the night of the game.
Eighth Graders report that a
brand new book on football fun
damentals has appeared on Clar
ence Stenbeck’s desk. Also, other
school kids report that “Moanin’ ”
Bixby, the musician-athlete, has
been leading the band in running
wind sprints. Could this be a
cover-up for secret conditioning?
In the other camp, Coach Bob
Emmons says, “Bring on da bums,
we’ll moider ’em!” The secret
practice sessions at the Red Han
gar were under lock and key, so
this reporter was unable to see
what the “Roarin’ Pappies” are
doing. They were seen sneaking
a tackling dummy in early one
morning. Judging from the skinned
noses and rosy complexions, the
Poppers have been sparing no ef
fort in getting into shape for the
coming fracas.
The Bering Sea Club has been
declared off-limits to all partici
pants_as it is feared that Referee
| Paul Mandeville may be in dan
ger, or may be tempted with a
bribe.
Larry Minix reports that he is
in top shape, and ready to go
fifteen rounds (— for Basket
ball???). Ash Craft says, “Ah’ll
wipe up the floor with these so
called scholars.” “Doc” Woodcock
reports that the Hospital will have
an emergency staff ready, and
that he will be playing, so that
he will be able to reach the
wounded more rapidly. (What is
the good Doctor planning)
A last minute flash bulletin just
came in from our roving reporter,
who, upon snooping around the
school, found that Bixby has been
secretly training some Drum Ma
jorettes, planning on using them
to distract the Fathers from the
game. Mothers — you had best
attend, to protect your interests.
Feelings are running high, so
be sure — come early and get
yourself a protected seat. Late
comers may have to stand in the
line of fire!
* * *
MAWS AND MARMS TUNING
UP FOR BATTLE ROYAL
From the two women’s training
camps comes the news that both
clubs are in top shape and are
“chomping” at the bit, to get at
each other.
The “Flying Marms” have been
using the “poor” High School
Huskies for cannon fodder. Teach
ers Perkins and Hahn report that
the High School girls really look
beat after these sessions. Principal
John Rauch reports that absen
teeism is very high this week
among the girls, this being due
to the terrible punishment the
Marms have been giving them.
The Brutal Maws had a prac
tice session, and they had struggled
for forty minutes before they
found out that they were supposed
to be using a ball. These Maws
must really be out for blood! This
reporter attempted to view one
of their practice sessions to see
what was up, but it was too much.
The fans will have to just wait
and see what they are going to do.
It is recommended that only
those with strong constitutions
watch this game, as it will be the
most brutal clash ever seen
locally.
* * *
NEWS FLASH . . .
The latest rumors state that
Wilt “The Stilt” Chamberlain has
been hired to teach the First
Grade. Wilt stated, “The offer was
just too good to turn down.” He
also stated that he is looking for
ward to coming to Nome in time
for the Basketball game Friday,
the 13th. As a member of the
School faculty, he will be playing
for the “Rambling Tutors.” Coach
Bob Emmons says, “They can’t do
this to me!!! — We wuz robbed!!!”
Other members of the fathers’
team say that they are taking im
mediate court action to stop this,
as any fool can plainly see a
seven-foot, two-inch first grade
teacher is too tall to get down to
the level of the First Grade chil
dren, and that this is one heck of
a way to spend the taxpayers’
money. Rough and Ready Tom
Martin says. “We’ll take it to the
Supreme Court if we have to.”
Martin added, “They’re trying to
pull a fast one on us. Coach Jack
Woodiel and Coach Bill Angel of
the faculty retort: “No comment.”
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