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“Why did you hire me, the small
est girl among the applicants, for
your stenographer?”
“The last one I had weighed one
hundred and sixty pounds and when
she fainted one day and I had to
carry her out of the room for air,
1 decided to have a portable type
writer.”
ON THE QUIET
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“So it was just a year ago that
you were quietly married?”
“Yes, it was a quiet ceremony but
ever since—!”
DECISIVE VOTE
Father—Did your club vote unani
mously on the question of women
proposing?
Daughter—To a man.
MODERN CHAUFFEUR
Friend—What did you do when
your boss found out you’d had his
car out?
Chauffeur—Told him I was test
ing out some new parts I’d had in
stalled and charged him $40 for the
parts.
FAMILY HOURS
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‘‘Does your husband always get
home late at night?”
“To tell you the truth, I don’t
know. The scoundrel’s usually in
when I get back.”
COLD WEATHER TROUBLE
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“We couldn’t get coal and we’re
frozen in.”
“But the dealers—”
“Had frozen us out.”
PARTS IN LIFE
Bill—Since I’ve come to know
you, you seem to be a part of every- ♦
thing in life.
Bess—Tom says I am the whole
thing.