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The Curse of Progress
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Two old darky men were having
a heated argument. The cause of
all the bother was that each accused
the other of marrying a woman who
was not quite a full-blooded negress.
“Let me tell you,” said Mose,
“mah Lindy am so black dat when
she cries Ah saves de tears an’
uses dem for ink.”
Sambo laughed sarcastically.
“Bo’,” he replied, "dat ain't nuf
f’n at all. Mah Dinah am so black
dat ebery time she sneezes de room
am sure filled with soot."—London
Answers Magazine.
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Knows His Stuff
After the tiff she calmed down a
bit.
“But how can you love me,
George,” she said. “The doctor says
I must have a course of slimming,
and now you won’t let me. I think
that's brutal of you.”
He took her in his arms.
“My darling,” he replied, “I love
you so much that I can’t bear to
lose an ounce of you.”—London Tit
Bits Magazine.
RADIO STUDYING . By gluyas williams
HELPED HIM ALONG
“After reading Bob a lecture, Tom
kicked him out.”
“Added a foot note, so to speak.”
KNOWS HIS STI FF
“When the teacher asked you
what you knew about history what
did you say?”
"I said history repeated itself.”
OR SWAT
“Sammy, if you had a little more
spunk, you would stand better in
your class. Now, do you know what
spunk is?”
“Yes, sir, it's the past participle
of spank.”
STILL GROWING
“Can you direct me to some one
of importance in this town, some
body of weight?”
“1 git yer. Yer might see Tom
Smith—he weighs near 300 pounds.”
THAT’S SOMETHING
“De Aubor is a clever artist.”
“What makes you think so?”
| “Me can not only paint pictures,
but sells them also.”
ST1I.L IN SERVICE
Bill—What kind of a stone is in
Joan's engagement ring?
Joyce—A rolling stone. I’ve had
, it once.
DON’T SEE ALIKE
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"Why are they having such diffi
culty in securing moving picture
censors?”
"I understand they cannot find
three people who ran be shocked.**
NO MISTAKE
"I thought she was an ange!, but
found out she was only human.”
"Too true to be good, perhaps.”