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Mysterious Case of the Stolen Run
THE NEW SLED By GLUYAS WILL,AMS
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To interest hmself m
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POOR "fHINSS, SETS
STEP OlK AND WRIT'S
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RETURNS, SIGHING,*
W/iKDOW
{Copyright. 1934, by Tin aynaicn™. me » |
Wife (severely)—Why did you
break into my conversation with
Mrs. Gabbleston?
Hubby—Only way I could get in!
JUST A HABIT
“Woman will shop, no matter
what happens.”
“Right you are; if my wife had
one foot in the grave, she would
have the other foot in a dry goods
store.”
EVERY LITTLE HELPS
"That hat you bought your wifi
makes her look fierce.”
“You should have seen how fierce
she looked without it!”
WHERE CLOTHES COUNT
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“Clothes don’t make the man.”
“P’raps not. But clothes have a
lot to do with forming a woman.”
SQl'ELCHED
"I thought you were to be the
dark horse of the textile conven
tion."
"They threw a wet blanket on
me.”
HAD PLENTY OF TIME
Editor—Your story of prison life
is remarkably well written.
Ex-Convict—Not when you consid
er my long famliarity with the pen.
A THOROUGH JOB
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Miss Quizzer—You know, Jane
Gooasole married Tom Gayboy to
reform him. I wonder if she ever
succeeded.
Mr. Whizzer.—Thorougly. She
spent all his money in two months
and left him flat broke so he had to
reform.