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BUT I <SOT WEARLV all / NOW CLL be SMART-this really did clean
THE ICB LOOSEMED UP WOW HOSE pLUSHES ALL THE THE WALK— Ou 1 ~ .
V __ DEBRIS AWAY1 HOW WAS I TO KWOW
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SWATTER POP— Ye» Sir. There It Was!_
By C. M. PAYNE
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An Unexpected Return
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POP- The Proof
By J. MILLAR WATT
— NOW WE GET COMPLAINTS
FROM WAV DOWN
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Events in the Lives of Little Men
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Proof
A Sussex farmer was testing the
intelligence of a new employee who
was regarded by colleagues as a
simpleton.
"In yonder stable,” exclaimed the
farmer, “1 keep a donkey. If 1 ail
three buckets—one with milk, an
other with water, and a third with
ale—which will Neddy drink?”
The simpleton scratched his head.
Then he replied: “I guess he'll
drink the water.”
“Quite right my boy. And why
is that?"
"Because he’s ruch an ass,” con
cluded the simpleton with a vacant
smile.—Tit-Bits Magazine.
Prepared
A doleful little boy went Into a
chemist’s shop and leaned confid
ingly over the counter.
“Do you keep anything to relieve
pain?” he asked.
“Where Is the pain?" the chemist
inquired.
The boy shuddered.
"It hasn’t come yet," he replied,
"but father's Just reading my school
report.”—Tit-Bits Magazine.
THE TOUCHDOWN PLAY By gluyas williams
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The signal, receives
gods over the plat mil, 6eTs rattlcd and
F<VE OR SIX Times on- pwn&es straightahead
TiL Ei/EWoNE KNOWS FflA 1W0-VARD loss
HIS ASSIGNMENT i Copyright., by Thp Ball Syndltat*. Inc.)
IN THE FEED LOT
■i rzr^r^SES——.
Friend—As a horse-doctor, you
have one advantage over the M. D.
—your cases can’t complain.
Veterinarian—But in that you are
vrong—my patients frequently kick.
QUESTION AND ANSWER
First Neighbor—Do you keep
servants?
Second Neighbor—Not very long.
STRICTLY MODERN
Mate—The captain of this boat is
very pugilistically inclined.
Passenger—I didn’t know that.
Mate—Yes; even boxes the com
pass at times.
SMACKS AND SMACKS
Bill—The last time I kissed you. j
you gave me a smack on the jaw.
Belle—Well, here’s your chance
to get even. Give me a smack on
the cheek.
NOT IN THE BUDGET
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Mrs. Newballot—Are you going to
give me the money for the hat I
won from you on the election?
Her Husband—G’wan. You won
a hat not the price of one. I’ll pick
it out for you today.
SHOVEL ALONG
Proprietor—Do you think I can
get through the mass of debris in
this building?
Workman—Oh, yes, if you pick
your way.
NO IMPROVEMENT ,
Mrs. W.—Our iceman is a coal
dealer now.
Mr. W.—In the same business
though.
Mrs. W.—How so?
Mr. W.—Still keeping folks cool,
isn’t he?