HUMOROUS CLIPPINGS.

Said a wild boy to a lecturer: "You'd make a good martyr. You'd burn woll. Yoa'ro so dry.'

■When Mrs F. asked for a new bonnet, Mr F. promptly refused. "A man and wifo are one." he said, "and it is a duty to practice self-denial upon all possible oc casions."

" Did you dust tho furniture this morn ing, Alary?" asked tho mistress. "No, ma'am," replied Mary ; " it didn't need it. It had all the dust on it that it could easily hold."

Mamma: "And now, Bertio, you'have chatted enough. Shut your eyes, hold your tongue, and go to sleep." Bertie : " How can I do three things at once, mamma ?" The lato 51 r Justice Hayes, as is well known, was a wit. On the trial of the cause of Woodcock v. Bird, before the late Lord Chief Justice Jervis, at Warwick, the Chief Justice having remarked that it was a pity that two " birds " should not live in harmony, Hayes replied : "Yes, it is, my lord; but my client complains of tho length of the plaintiff's bill." A New York engraver recently made this mistake: "Mr and Mrs respectfully request your presents at the marriage of their daughter."

•Literary Matron.—" What does Shako spear moan by his frequent use of tho phrase 'Goto ?' " Matter-of-fact husband : " Well, perhaps ho thought it wouldn't bo polito or proper to finish the sentence." An exchange tell of a young lady who, after a happy marriago of six months, on boing asked if she was much troubled with cold feet, simpered hesitating, and with simplicity replied, " Ye-yes, but—there not my own."

Walter (to cook): "George, the gent at Bumbor three says as his potatoos ain't good —says as thoy'vo all got black eyes in 'em." George (real namo Patrick), " Bedad, thin, it's no fault o'mino. Tho spalpeens m st havo been foighting after I put 'em in tho pot."

Whoever doubts that tho nowspapers havo a mission should enter a tram and sco how useful they aro to the men when a fat woman with a big basket is looking around for a seat.

Heard on iho platform of a railway sta tion :—" Guard, why didn't you wako mo up as I nsked yon '! ' Here 1 am, miles be yond ray station !" Uuurd :" I did try, sir, but all I could got you to suy was, ' All right., Mnrio, gee the children their breakfast, and I'll bo down in a minute !' "

Why " the boy stood on tho burning dock!" Tho hoy wusnn angel in disguise, and had nothing to sit do« v upon.

Tho poot who wrote "tho child is father of tho man," was Komowlmt disconcerted when a practical friend asked him how tho eiwo would bo in tho ovent of tho child being a girl.

Hero is a good story about a boy of sovon years. His mother took him to rco an old uncle, who wun very deaf and had an car trumpot. After watching his undo using tho trumpet, Pierre finally Kaid, "Mamma, why docs undo try to mnko miwlo out of that horn with his ear, when ho lias tried a hundred times and knows ho can't do it? "

A sub-committeo of a school committee were examining a class in n proprietary school. One of tlio momborH undertook to sharpen up their vita by propounding tho following question :—lf I hail a minco-pie and gavo two-twolths (o John, two-twolths to Isaac, two-twolths to Hairy, and should keop half tho pio for myself, what would there bo loft ? There was a profound study tho boys, but finally one lad hold up his hand as a signal that ho was ready to answer. " Well, sir, what would thoro bo left ? Speak up, loud, so that all can hear," said tho committee-man. "Tho plate!" shouted the hopoful fellow. The committee man turned rod in tho faco, while the other members roared aloud. The boy wits ex cused from answering any more questions.

A traveller, inquiring at a feudal castlo whether ho could see tho antiquities of the placo, received the simplo answer from n servant: "I am sorry, sir, my lady and her daughters have gono to town."

Making the best of it is a good rulo for everybody. " What is tho matter?" asked n lawyer of his coachman. " Tho horses are running away, sir." "Can you not pull them up?" "I am afrnid not." <<Then," said tho lawyer, after judicial delay, "run into something cheap."

A tall, stylish-looking woman, loading a greyhound, passed the balcony of a hotel, on which two gentlemen were standing. "What a beautiful creature I" exclaimed one of them, in a voico that proved loud enough for the lady to hear. '1 urning very red in the faco she glanced angrily at tho speaker and said : " You have no rij,'ht to insult mo, «ir." " Excuse me, madam," he replied, "I was alluding to your dog."

A professor advertises in a Liverpool papor that ho will "euro snoring for livo shillings." Mou, who are in tlio habit of snoring for livo shillings, should, consult him, \Vo never snore for so small an amount. It doesn't cost any moro to snore foi' ten thousand pounds.

"Why doos a cockney drop the h's off soino of his words ? " asked T'owd Mon of a neighbour the othor day. "So that ho may tack 'em on to othor words," was the reply; " that is to say, if ho puts an h on his eggs ho must tako it oil"his ham."

On ono occasion, an Sterne entered a coffee-room lit York, a stranger, staring him full in the fnco, insultingly said that ho hated a parson. Storno instantly replied, " And so, sir, does my dog, for as 1 put on my gown and cassock he falls a-barking." " Indeod ; and how long has ho dono so ? " asked the stranger. " Ever sinco ho was a puppy, sir," repliod Sterne ; " and you may depend upou it lie will feel the same anti pathy as long as he remains one."

"Is it true," inquired a delicate young widow, " that when tho mato of the wild gooso dies it nover takes another 1" " Yes, madam, it is perfectly true," said tho doctor; "but don't you worry about that. It only acts that way because it is a goose."

Minnie Palmer burst into tears because the Edinburgh students insisted on joining in her songs when she sung them on the stage. No wonder. Wo should think it would m.ilcc anybody cry to hear a party of Scotch students sing a funny song. " Yes," said tho di'Uk'giut, " I'm very sorry I gave Mr Snnggs tho wrong dose by mistake and ho died, lie's the second good Customer I've robbod myself of in that way this year."

Being at an Oxfordshire farmer's for a littje snipe-shooting, tlie guests shouldered their guns one morning and sallied forth. Presently a singlo bird rose ; ono of the sportsmen took careful aim and fired. The bird dropped dead. Noticing that his host's faco bore a look of intense disgust, ho asked what ailed him. " Well," said ho, "strikes mo wo may's well go back whoam. That bo the only snipe on t' farm. That burrd have give all my friends sport for months, /or ijary one 8f 'em could hit him."

Printed ana Published by tho WPTOB I Henry Brbtt, of Symonds*W»V»V3 ■ Goneral Printine Offloo, I the Provinco of iuoklana. New »ffi3SH| ? ■ Satuiujay, Novkmesr m "r^iffl ■

STAR SATURDAY SUPPLEMENT, NOVEMBER 24, 1883

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TRADE itlQr% MARK CHR. HAN SEN'S DAIRY PREPARATIONS. RENNET EXTRACT, LIQUID CHEESE COLOURING, AND BUTTER COLOURING. This season's shipments of tho abovo excellent and highly-appreciated preparations are now to hand. Tho articles can bo obtained in town and country from all Grocers and Storekeepers, and Wholesale only from tho undersigned. BABER & RAWLINGS, Solo Agents for Auckland. Fort-street, Auckland, 25th Sept. 1883. H*r ■"'" DX. J. COLLIS BROWNE'S CHLORODYNE, THE ORIGINAL AND ONLY GENUINE. Advice to Invalids.—lf you wish to obtain quiet, refreshing sleep, free from headache, rolief from pain and anguish, to calm and assuago tho weary achings of protracted disease, invigorate the nervous media, and regulate the circulating systems of tho body, you will provide yourself with tliatmarvellous remedy discovered by Dr. J. Collia Browne (Lato Army Medical Staff), to which he pave the namo of CHLORODYNE, and wluch is admitted by tho profession to bo tho most wonderful ana valuablo rcmody ever discovered. CHLORODYNE is tho beat remedy known for Coughs, Consumption, Bronchitis, Asthma. CHLORODYNE acts liko a charm in Diarrhoea, and is tho only specific in Cholera and CHLORODYNE effectually cuts short all attacks of Epilepsy, Hysteria, Palpitation, and Spasms. „ ~ CHLORODYNE is tho only pallatise in Nouralgia, Rheumatism, Gout, Cancer, Tooth ache, Meningitis, &c. . . — , » From Syincs & Co., Pharmaceutical Chemists, Medical Hall Simla, January 5,1880. To J. 1. Davenport, Esq., 33, Great Russell-street, liloomsbury, London. DearStr,-Wo embrace this opportunity of congratulating you upon tho widespread reputation this justly esteemed medicine, Dr J. Collis Browne's Chlorodyne, has earned for itself, not only in Hindostan, but all ovor tho East. As a remedy of general utility, we much question whether a better is imported into Uic country, and wo shall bo glad to hear of its linding a place in ovory Anglo-Indian home. Tiic other brands, we arc happy to say, arc now relegated to the nativo bazaars, andjudging from their sale, wo fancy their sojurn there will be but evanescent. Wo could multiply instances ad inllnitum of the extraordinary cfllcocy of Dr. Collis Browne's Clilorodyno In Diarrhoea and Dyaontry, Spasms, Cramps, Neuralgia, tho Yumi! im,'of Pregnancy, and as a general seda tive, that have occurred under our personal observation during many years. In Choleraic I)iarrh(i:a and even more terrible fomis of Cholera itself, we Imvo witnessed its surprising controlling power. Wo Imvo never used any Other form of this medicine than Collis llrowno 8 from a firm conviction that it isdecidedly the best, and also from a senso of duty wo owe to the iirofrssion and the public, ns we arc of opinion that the substitution of uny other than Collis Browne's is a dkijiikkate iiukacii ov faith OS TUB lUUTOK Till! C'HKMIST TO I'HKHCKIIIUII and I'ATIKNT ai.ikk. We aro, Sir, faithfully voui-s, Syint'B & Co., Members of the Phar. Society of (ircat Britain, His Excellency tho Viceroy's Chemists. Sold in bottles at, Is ljd. 2s M, is Od, and 118 isirli. Nony is genuine without the words "Dr .1. Collis Browne's Chlorodynu"on the Govern ment sliunp. Overwhelming medical testimony .iceoMipimies each bottle. Cuulioti ~ Henaro of Piracy and Imitations. .Solo .Manufacturer-J. T. DAVKNPORT, 33, Great Russell-street, Bloonisbury, London.



SOOTHING POWDBR3 CHILDREN CUTTING TEETH. CAUTION TO PUIU3HASEB3. Tho voluo of this well-known Family Medicine has been largoly tested In all parts of tho world, and by all grades of sooioty, for upwards of FinTY teaks. Its woll-cariiod extensive salo lias induced spurious imitations, some of Which In OUTWAKB ArPKAHANCB 80 clotely rcsomblo tho original as to have deceived many Surchosors. Tho proprietor, therefore, foels it uo to the public to give a special caution ngalnst tho uso of such Imitations. Purchasers are therefore requested carefnliy to observe tho four following distinctive char acteristics, without which nono are genuino :— Ist—ln every case tho words Jouv Stked man, Cukmikt, WAMVonTit, Suiihey, are cn gravod on tho Government Stamp affixed to each pocket. 2nd—Each Single Powder has directions for tho dose, and tho words John Steedman, Chemist, Walworth, Surrey, printed thereon. 3rd—Tho nauio Stccdumu ia always Bpolt with two KE's. 4lh—Tho manufacture is carried on solely in Walworth, Surrey. Sold in Packets by all Chemists and llcdlcino Vendors, at Is Hd to 2s Od each. Agents: Kkmitiiokne, Pkosser and Co., Auckland, Wellington. Christen urch, and Uuncdln. YOUNG, Family Grocer', Shortland streot, Auckland MR JO II N HARTW EL L, Organist ok St. Mary's Cnuncn, PROFESSOR o/'tJie" PIANOFORTE. Lessons given by tlie Quarter, or by arrangement. ORGAN. PIANOFORTE. HARMONY. Amateurs' compositions revised and prepared for publication. Address: Koso Cottage. St. George's Bay Hood. Letters may be loft with Messrs Hoffmann and Sons, Music Warehouse. Queen-street. Coffee i Coffee i Coffee i S. C. BRCVN, lU'UIIAM-STItKKT. AUC'i;r.AN'l>, FLOUR MILLKU AND COIKEK AND SPICE MERCHANT, Has Always on Hand axd Koii Sale— KLOUR, in Packs, liiii'b, and Sfl's, "Bloo" brand KLOUIt, in Sacks, 100's, and .'ill's, "Ked" brand HUAN AND SHARPS It.VW AMI KOASTKD COFFEE I'EPPKK AND SPICKS. In the matter of COFFEE, tho attention of the Public is called to tho oxi-ollenoo vi my Urands, and a trial solicited. 'I'lie Mixtures aro composed only of the Host Plantation Cotleo and tho Best Clm-ory procurable, and may bo characterised thus :— " Knglo '• (my best brand), nearly pure coiTco "Ship" and "Camel," medium cotfecs of great strength and flavour "Castlo" and "Leopard," low medium and To lovers of really fine Cofleo, I slronaly re commend Uio " Eagle," but to the general tnsto Medium Codecs aro found to be most acceptable, and I say, therefore. Thy the SHIP Rkand Thy TUB CAMEL Urand, Procurable from all Merchants and Store keepers, looso, anil in tins, tulbs., 281b3., Hlbs., "lbs., bibs., libs,, Jibs., and lib. Coffee i Coffee i Coffee i PLEASE observe that J. Gilmour has oponed his now Clothing Establishment in Nowton, next door to tho Masonic Hall, and wishes all parties desirous of obtaining Good Clothing and Hats to inspect tho Stock. Thoso who wish to buy Good wearing Material and Wcll-mado Garments should call and see for themselves. Thoso who wish to see a largo and varied stock of Hats of every kind should see tho value offered in tho newest shapes of Helmets and Felts in all colours, also Straw, Lawn Tennis. Boating, &c. Those who require any of the following lines will find that the Quality, Varloty, and Price are not to bo ex celled in town:—White Shirts, Oxford Shirts, Men's Working Shirts. Boys' and Youths' Now Zealand-made Clothing in all tho Newest Styles, also Holland Suits for Boys, Men's Strong Wearing Trousers and Vests. Jlosgiol and Kaiapoi Tweeds in great variety, from 2s Sd per yard. STOP THiAT COUGH! DONT DELAY. How can you stop it I Where is tho JioiaaJyl BONNKIGTON'S "PECTORAL OXYMEL OF CARRAGEEN OR IRISH MOSS (REGISTERED). Can produce moro ovidence of real merit than any other article for tho purpose.



-VTEW ZEALAND RAILWAYS. TIME TABLE On and After July 6,1883. AUCKLAND AND ONKHUNGALINK. _ g .3 . . 8 8 t. J |3'«s'' 4«i «3 1 a=>•2• •as s aSS « « a . P i s . » , .aa. 3 ° ft - "j So . — I BI:I: : : : : S i2=l: : § 3 % Pi JO O ■ i, & i 8 j » i .8 f 9 | 0 w —__ s 1 do.S..SSS | i s :i:: i§ I | " 1 " 1 aS.B. . 3 So g | m • '»Sto <£ 3 ___——— ——— 3 <i j "Pa S !2 B "' 'i i '."•■• X * a &: : : :: I S § :I, ,i I . a§ i « s till 111 g Hg a a g g g i _§I S! ; =? : 5 I . 1 | . * s _ . g t _ as. * s / i 3i 3 1 =3 a <& | ~7..... a . s i |§ 2 5 5 =3 : 1 | . . § 1993 • =1 =s 5 13 a a • =3 :a~ t _ i•« > » • 3 : 3 t ! 1a33 •» 3 « 3 1 Io s s , , n . s | sc-ieJ___ S a * — " " "a _s 3 2 ' •i ' 1 ! _3ga • .'2 »5 I !I:: :: : S I ■ i 11 I]l jll MAIN LINE. AUCKLAND -MKRCER-TK AWAMUTU1 SOUTH.—Week Days. _ a.m. a.m. a.m. p.m. p.m. 0 Auckland dep. 6.15 6.10 8.25 115 6.0 2 Newmarket Junct. 6.25 6.50 8.87 4.25 CIO 3 Kemuera „ .. 6.80 - 8.44 4.30 6.1S *4 Green Lano~ ....-.._.. •5 EUorelie _ - 6 PcnrosoJunction.. 6.45 7.:6 8.59 M.4516.30 9 Otnhuhn _ ... 6.65 ~ 9.10 4.57 fi.42 11 Papatoitol .. .. TT _ 9.19 5.6 "7T '15 Manurowa .. „__....-. 19 Papakura .. „ .. - 0.15 6.3$ -■ •21 Hunna .. ... .. _ .. .. - tl Drury 8.i710.3 6M - '23 Uunciman .. ..-.....„ 30 Pukokoho 9.^310.35 0.25 .. *33 Buckland 35 Tuakau 9.6010.63 6.43 - •37 Whangorata 40 Pokono .. .. 11.12 7.3 .. « ATnrrmr i aTT- - '0-2511.22 7.15 „ 13 Morcor ~\ iev , .. 10.3011.42-^1 .. •40 Whiinprnmarino - - 161 Wairanpri -.... ---•58 Ranßiriri _ „ _ „ •SS Ohinowal „ *•' - _> Huntly .. ~ „ .. 12.5 1.0 .. _ W Taupirl 1.15 „ „ 74 Ngaruawahia .. .. 1.15 1.35 .. ... "78 Pukete _ •81 Toßapa , 84 Hamilton Junction .. .. 2.13 .. .. 85 Hamilton 1 90 ltukuhia 94 Ohaupp „ 2.50 .. .. •96 LakoHoad ....___„ *9S Ngnroto -. .. IQcl Te Awamutu arr. .. 3.15 .. NORTH.-WKKK Dura. B a.m. a.m. a.m. p.m. p.m OTe Awamutu dep 9.20 .. ~ 2 Ngaroto * „ .. _ •4 Lakoßoad ' 7 Olmupo 9.50 .. •11 Rukuliia _ .. „ 171 Hamilton 2.5 .. IB! Hamilton June. 10.33 2.8 . •20| TeHapa _• .. .. •23 Puketo .. -....._ .. 2fi NKarimwahia 11.15 .. .. 31 Taupirl 11.33 .. .. 35 Huntly 11.55 3.45 .. •■II Ohinewai .. .. - •Js| Uanijiriri * _ .. .. *4li: WairaiiKi •51 Whanßumarino _ 57 Mercer ..{_£ 6 ; i5 ■ __g 5.0 fl .. •60 Pokeno .. .. 6.26 .. 1.41 .. "Xl Whangaratn &i Tunkan .. .. 6.46 ..2.1 .. ~ "6S Buckland _ 70 PukeUoho .. .. 7.<! .. 2.25 6.25 .. •?? Runciman .. 75 Drury 7.43 .. 3.3 7.5 .. '80 Hunua 81 Papakura .. .. 7.54 .. 3.15 .. .. ♦85 Manurewa _ 80 Papatoitoi .. .. 8.28 .. 3.49 7.59 .. 92 Otahuhu .. .. 8.40 7.5 3.59 .. 6.50 9J Penroso Junction t9.0 17.1514.15 8.20 7.5 •95 Ellerslie .. .. .. TT - .. .. *0G Green Lane- „ „ .. „ 97 Remue.a .. .. 9.15 _ 4.30 8.35 7.20 98 Newmarket Juno. 9.21 .. J4.40 8.41 7.25 1(j01 Auckland .. arr. 9.88 .. 4.491 8.601 7.33



KAIPARA BRANCH. AUCKLAMD-HENDKRSON-HBLENS VILLK. OUT.-WBBac DAYg. —5 ■ ■ : o a.m. a.m. p.nii 0 Auckland 4ep. Hl}}-?, if? li Newmarket Jnnotton - - 7.2611.12 Lil *i Mount Eden - - - - - — 6 Klnjjaland.. «• •• « •• — — *5 MorninKside „ - - - - - •7 MotmtAlbert _ -'!„.?••> k5 8 Avondale „ ..' - .• 7.47 U.S7 6.3 •9 New Lynn.. «. - - « - '•B KS: r : Ewo^ : *17 Swanson .. « _ _ - .. •• •20 Waitakeiei — _ _ - - - •22 Taupakl ______ -• 25 Kumou Junction — — •• •• <*•*' •29 Waimauku .. «. _ .. - - •31 Rewotl .. _ „ .. - - - •33 WoodhlU .. _ _ _.... ---•31 Paeroa _ _ „ _ .. .. - 38 HelensvlUe _ _ arr. 0.55 _ 7.20 IN.—Wbkk DATS. , , ci " » " ■ a.m. p.m. P-m 0 Helensville ' ' • dep. 6.25 _ 4.30 •4 Paeroa _ - - _ •6 Woodhill „ _ .. _._-» •7 Rcwitl _ _. » __...« •10 Waimauku .. _ «., .. .. .. 14 Kunien Junction _ .< .. .. 5.35 •17 Taupakl .. _ _ _ _ _ - •19 Waftakerel .. _ n _ .. •• •21 Svranson _ _ - ~_„.. "25 Henderson.. .. _ .. 8.10 2.0 - "27 Woikomiti.. ■ _ - i - » - •29 New Lynn _ _ - _ _ .. .. 31 Avondale ..__.. 8.40 2.27 8.47 «32 Mount Albert .. - .. _ .. - •33 Morningside _ - .. - - - •31 Kingsland.. _ _ ....--• •35 Mount Eden - - .. .. - -• 36 Newmarket Junotion.. .. 9.10 2.53 7.15 38 Auckland „ *rr. 9.20 3.2 7.25 C-Goods Train—a Passenger. Carriage Is at tached to this Train whiob stops tor Passengers by Signal only. * FLAG STATIONS.-Trainß do not step at theso unless required. Notice should be kivod to the Guard at th» previous stopping Station. t Change for Onehunga. B—Goods Train—a Pawenger Carriage ia attached to this Train which stops for P.ssengere by Signal only, and runs from Huitly to Hamilton on Tuesdays. Thursdays, and Saturdays only. I Change for Auckland and intermediate Stations, t Change (or Helenaville and intermediate Stations. GENERAL CONDITIONS. The Railway Department does not pledge It self to the despatch or arrival of the Trains at the exact times notified in the above Tables, and. in the event of any circumstances arising, either during or prior to the journey being made, which may render it impossible or inex pedient for a Train to proceed, will return the Fares paid, but does not undertake to forward the Paßsengers. LUGGAGE.—Each Passenger la allowed to take U2lbs. of PERSONAL Luggage free (not including merchandise of any kind), and for every Stubs., or fraction of Mlbs., above thia weight, for every SO miles or fraction of 60 miles, the charge will be One Shilling. No Luggage will be allowed to bo taken into the carnages, unless of such a oize that it can be placed under the seat without inconvonieaco to other Passen gers. Passengers are strongly recommended to have their Names and the Station to which they are proceeding distinctly marked on their Luggage, and to satisfy themselves that it ia placed on the Train, as the Railway Depart ment will not be responsible unless it is booked and paid for. Passengers can be booked at Stations only on condition that there is raom in the Train. Children under three years of age travel free; above three and under twelve years of age, half-fare. HORSES, CARRIAGES, &0.-The Railway Department does not undertake to foward Horses and Carriages by any particular Train; but when sent, they must be at the forwarding Station half an-hoor before the departure of the Train, The Owners of Horses must provide means for securing them in the Horse-box, and the Railway Department will not be account able for any injuries sustained through their breaking loose or otherwise, nor will ie under take to cerar unbroken or vicious Horses. At Country Stations requisitions for Horse-boxes or Carriage-trucks must be made the day before they are wanted. DOUS must be provided with chains, or other sufficient means of securing them. They will not be allowed fa carriages, and the sender mast obtain a Ticket, to be given up at the end of the journey, and before tko Dog is delivered. RETURN or PERIODICAL TICKETS will not be available for Special and Excursion Trains, except when the Ordinary Time Table is suspended. BPBCIAL NOTICE, — To ensure despatch. Parcels, Extra Luggage, and Does must be at the Station at least THIRTY MINUTES before the Advertised Time of Departure of Train. All Time Tables issued prior to this date are now nannelled, J. P. MAXWELL, General Manncer. jW BW ZUaLAND RAILWAYS. AUCKLAND SUCTION. PARCEL RATJSS, Not KsceeiMQß 71be. 14tbe. «3io». 66.be. U2ib». it. ii. B. d. 8. d. b. d; n. <t. Haientmtle -00 10 16 19 20 UnebUDßa _ 0 fi 06 09 09)3 Puk-okohe .09 10 I I) 1 9 23 Mere* _.. 09 13 18 20 2fl Nearuawahia.. 10 IS SO 23 29 Hamilton .1 I 19 23 26 3 0 TeAwamntn... 16 SO 29 S3 » S To ensure deepatnh parcels mint be nt the Ktmlon at lntgt Thirty Minnc>'< before Oliver tlßod timo of df-p&rrur"! of train. l.ntit.iin aod Pamela may be left at thu Paioxla ufßoe, )n charge of the Hallway Upparimoot, on payment o( fe<;B ranxtnit from Id u> 6il A. V. MACDONALO, District .iltuia.Ki.ir. »nnki-nil. 85th S<M)t., 1882 A U C KLAND HOSPITAL. COMMITTEE :1 Elected : Appointed : J. M. Clark, Esq. Hon. Col. Haultain (Mayor) W. C. Kensington, Esq. J. C. Firth, Esq. Arthur Bull, Esq. Thomas Peacock, Esq., Sydney Diuido, Esq. M.H.R. E. A. Mackochnio, Esq. (Chairman) Applications for admission by persons suffer ing from diseases and requiring medical treat ment will bo rocoived at the Hospital on any day between the hours of 9a.m. and 10 a.m. In cases of accident or omorgency, patients will bo received into the Hospitalwithout delay, boda being lwpt ready for urgent cases. Patients able to do so will be required to pay for their support at the Hospital according to their position and circumstances. Subscriptions will bo thankfully received by any member of the Committoe and by the under signed. H. N. GARLAND, Secretary, . Wyndham-street. TTEATING'S "OOWDER. KEATING'S POWDER KB AUNG'S POWDER KEATING'S POWDER KILLS BUGS FLEAS MOTHS BEETLES. Tms Powder is Quite Harmless to Ani mal Life, but is nnrivalled in destroying fleas. bugs, cockroaches, beetles, motha in furs, and every other species at insect Sportsmen will find this invaluable for destroying fleas in their does, as also ladies for their pot dogs. This Article has Found so Great a Sale that it has tempted others to vend a so-callod articlo in imitation. The Public are Cautioned that tko tins of tho genuine powder bear Uio autograph of THOMAS KEATING. KEATING'S WORM TABLETS KEATING'S WORM TABLETS KEATING'S WORM TABLETS KEATING'S WORM TABLETS A Purely Vegetable Sweetmeat, both in appoaranco ftnd tasto, furnishing a most agree ablo method of administering the only cer tain roniedy for INTESTINAL or THIiEAD WORMS. It is a perfectly safe and mild pre paration, and is especially adapted for Children. Sold in Tins by all Chemists and Druggists.; Proprietor: THOMAS KEATING. London BMEDY FREE.—A victim of youth £ul imprudence causing Premature Decay, Nervous Debility, Lost Manhood, &c., having tried in vain overy known remedy, has dis covered a simple self-cure, which he will send FRKE to his fellow-sufferers.—Address J. H. REEVES, Esq., 43, Chatham-street, New York City, U.S.A.



D. X Ev A >1 KSIATiT., HOU:<K. AND LAKJU aGur* mo CAPITALISTS AND OTHERS All that Valuable ana Centrally sitn.t * „ pcrty, consisting of FREEHOLD ALLotmlP''l -together with Commodious Double Bho n r.Nt room, and 5 Rooms upstairs, built of' rSi?** stone foundation, in flrst-class position «3r OS adapted for Solicitor's Chambersf beSt Jf? wd in Shortland-strcet, near those hanK.tust<l extensive new promises In couree of mLB" tion for the Evening Stab; and aim *?nßtr"«- Post-offloo, banks, and those maS5S r *» block of buildings (the Arcade) niw SV 11* erected for tholfew Zealand InaurS.J?l* puny. ° "Kn- Thls is a real flrst-class investment «*;< worthy the attention of capitalists, tm WeS ;i out doubt, the most valuable and HafiLn *Mi ment now in the Market, with undenkhi» "* ; pectivo value, second to none in AiSSSS I** Full particulars from -^omand. D. F. EVANS j 857 EBtatoAßcat,Queenst«et, AUCKLAND-City Property; vatartl. w ncsa premises, situate In Baortl&n<i2*' near Post-office; grand posltienj^jSrf' ' AHIPaRA. - Valuaole Grazing Farm-^L homeatead; slock at valuation- t/jj?o^ ,; with about 20,'w acres leasehold. VS^T* low rental. ««™wa, ai v^ ■ ~ ARARIMU--173 Kcrcs, part imnrovM bush. Lot 93. Opaheke. AVONDALE.-U2 acres splendid land m^fflt ' , grass; a largo portion in orohJuT Jr|l Bheltor trees: good creek. *$>& AVONDALE.—2O acres good land. Im-J^l : and in gram paddocka andorom-hS, I"4 by the.river; small Cottage, feU^TJ* desirable lot; about, | mile ftoSiliS'' Station. 1 rice only £520. »2V ■ AVONDaLE.-181 acres rich alluvial W fenced, partly ploughed and hS. ft wutor stream : sea frontage • eond Hilff* & land. Price £35 per acreThaSTl™1 * atß per cenr. '-(E?,l*51 AVONDALE -Compact little Farm of isXSL. subdiVLiod into graas paddock andoS3> Comfortable House of five rooms dlhS stable cowsheds, «c, &c Good . Splendid stream of water- Just at tt3Hsffl Station. AMY-STREET, ELLERBLIE -2 nA ' Allotments, having a frontage of aCJiw* BLaIIk-STREET NEWTON -Very w^i table verandah Cottage of 6 room ß^s « " places, colonial oven, &c, good wen' kf^ ment 33x50. Price. £230. iSf 5". BOMBAY.-Comuact Farm of in »ctm»L land ;in paddock, orchard, &c Hn^jiH rooms and outbuildings, a bargauj-loaif BRO\VN - STREET, PONSONBY - VenSi'v Cottage of 5 rooms, register grate mW, • oven, dresser, Sec; two tanks; ailoE? 40x109. Price. £340. Easy terms *■ BURLKWHSTKEBT - Near St ScDnrfi • Church. Good and substantial-bnlltvln* of five rooms, fitted with every convmllnir' Nice position ; pretty place; nice Su*?*''. allotment 40 x Isfl Cheap. CHARLOTTK-STREET. _ 5 Pretty VsraS'i.l Cottages to be sold on very easy terms «Slr mentH 33 x 10ft tvfir COMMERCIAL ROAD, off Great Northffir -5} acres; 2 acrea paling fenced and dlbbiS'' with 300 fruit trees. Very cheaD bwT COMMERCIAL KOAD, off Great North SB : —New Verandah Cottage of 5 Rooms. H#*£ -: tered Grate, Cupboards, &c. Allotaew«i; DAIRY FLAT.-Desirable Farm, 307 J2Li; good land; part in cultivation. Comfort? able Homestead. Price, only £725 efi!m£ DEVONPORT. - Beach Road: 4 DW^M houses; 3 let at £50 each, and one *»£» KirsUclass investment and very chesp. EPSOM v Ilia Rppidence and Grounds ilk fplendid Building Allotment* mmrJS denceof X Hesketh, Ksq. i.mT GEORGE AND WILLIAM BTRBEK-KM^B SONBY-Brick House of four roomUiJ ecullery, outhonae, &c; allotment,BiJ* GREAT NORTH ROAD-About 5 mfleefti Auckland—a new and well-finished BoX of 6 rooms, stable, &c, and 3 acreHhmwfflß land, in cultivation: bounded by&™«2 Btream of water; more land if reqnlrei^! HARGRAVES-STREET. off College E^ Comfortable Villa of 5 rooms. ■wDrtaliMf Fowl-house, &c; grand view; nearaSffir, and cheap. S|' LUCAS CRKEK.—B3 acres; 2 acres oreffif good water frontage. Price £160. mU MANGAKE.-Oue of the best little Gtgfflil Farms in the province of Aucklind. 'fflttS MAUKU.-Nice and Complete Little SwilM'" acres flret-ciass land; about half lmwSjji ; and in grass; balance in goad mixed U' well watered; good position; with good sd ■ BUbstantial Cottage of 4. rooms, COWMiBd,|B:- Htjndry outbuildings; situate withffijS' minutes' walk of Church of Kn^aniJ uj school. Price only £370. (Bill MONTAGUE-STREET/ NE WTON.-NewW roomed Verandah Cottage, fitted register grates, colonial ovan, enpfcowt &o. Price. 280. m!.\ MOUNT KIiEN.-Hai.df>ome VUla ofJrt&v . pantry, bathroom, stable, ana otnerMo. veniences; large allotment. Priw,-oJj . £525. W":": MOUNT EDEN. - Several Villa HesHaas and oho cc Building Sites. '^HIHH NORTHCOTE. — m acres good Land, j-ij onlr£2lperacre % ~ NEW LYNN. AVONDALE —20 saw jsj'■'. loam: rising district seven miles bj rati( adjoining railway stiition. i gooa Cn« Pudoocks fenced; micht be subdivJdrfrSi (treat advantage, a bargain. 'IslwH NEW NORTH ROAD, naar Upper Bim& stroot.—Comfortable Residence of Uaraa bathroom, washhoaae, stable, bnggrbeaß and many conveniences; standiogß Its! 1} acres huid; taitefully ls,id out ie s^s garden, orchard, Sec, &c. Price onl^ffll NEW MARKET.—Nnw-street: New VenaW House of 5 rooms; wood well, taitis; nice garden; allotment 48 x ISO, PricyH ONEHUNGA.—House 7 rooms, in good aid good well, stable. &c.. and two allobitii! a great bargain. Price, £190. i -Mill PAI'aKUU-. VAI.LKi'. - Ui acres';*! alluvial land ; partly fenced, and a portss improved; n Hplenilid creek tbwragbt» property; about 3 miles from RtSnj POKKNO.'- '89 acres Volcanic Lan&'o§S|H| level: 26 acres cleared and in goodHJ^HO fenced Price 12 per acre ;»o Uf&K, X PO'tENO.-Nice Little Farm of SMAmHI crops, grass, &c; good rive roormy! C-^1* and outhouses, which, with * OogJaHai utensils. &c, &c, is now offiaedwHH| nituate iust at Poki'no fetation. W *.*: PROSPECT TKRRACK.-Handroinß7lK|n Rooms and torch: fitted will. Ccpli*-* J)re3ser, Registered Grate, Ovea.Scifflß-j1 well and tank, nice gard n, MM PUKIIKOHB. - Splendid litUe Am SB acres ; unall piece of bush;iuMHH into puddooks, sc ; grand stream DEJg^ through the property; good Hoonl! HB ouiry, stockyard, &c PdMiwl HB part cash ■ •T!! i!igS p»' "'"'. RAZORBACK-48 Acres Good Lli| ■ in grass; cottage of three rooms,oo MM piggery, &c; never-failing sopplyM} JHHi Price, only J6350. , SEA FIELD VIEW. Claremont-slrMt-SBf , dab. Villa of 6 rooms, in goofIWWHMI with cupboards, dresser. KdswHHl:' tank, well &c.; good garden. CliMftW*\ ST. GEORGE'S BAY ROAD.-SlgßffJ| Renidenco of 7 rooms: aUotmeilt'SnH| Rpiondid view, opposite JudgSvHHnn PAMaITI EAST.- Compact little m fHH acres. o£ which 30 acres are in Krwjisgv., der c ;d orchard ; good piece of ba!uiP»| p}'-'» vjJul rupply of water. HflMaBHjS rooms p'ftble. Bhed and snnflry-tmR Si; ; ings. JH In good order. jH| VW W RO/..D AND THE TERRACE. SOTS i,DKV.-A First clasa Reßiaenoaol7Mg complete with every convenience! JVzi' out grounds about 1 acre; fruit ana <>"** : c-arden. M«gnillcent view JE?-''?' VIKW ROAD MOUNT BDEN'.-a l™fs from Railway Station —A neTTWgg Two-otorey Building, verandahfi, mumjjS water laid in : fruit trees Him gardon. volcanic mould. Price,w*- s*., ■ \\~A It IC WORTH. - Old Establ' -I :i.<!, M*"**: hou» Business for sale. *>u?™llSsH tunity to securo a really good pajlnliM ecru. Price, only £500. . ~jV ■WHANGAREI -121 acres ImpwelaMj small pieco kauri bush; Lot 51, lMy WELLINGTON - STKKET. - Contort*^ \»-crandae Cottage of 1 rooms, in Kf^S**1? dition. Room underneath 'oc EWni Bhop. Price, only £28. .0. F. XV A NS,J[ Housk, Land, and Bstatb AOiffl Land aiart-Qaeen-ulroot.