The Ashburton Guardian.

Vol xxi. no. 5550

Ashburton : Friday, December 27, 1901.

Pbice : One Penny's

CABLE NEWS.

———-♦-».. Doited Press Asßociat!on~Ky KleotrSo (Telegraph—Oopyrighti London, December 23 Signer Marconi goea to Ottawa In response to offers giving him erery facility to carry out experiments in wireless telegraphy. The damage to the telegraph line* during the recent snowstorma in Eng land, amounted to a quarter of » mil lion sterling, Deo 24 The New Zealand Trosfc, Loan, and Investment Company returned £& per share, with a dividend of 5 per cent to end of the year. Dec 25 W Stiles, a commission agent, hfti been arrested in connectioa with tat Goodie frauds at Liverpool. The King and Queen, instead of holding the customary " Drawing room," will hold a seriea of evening Courts at Buckingham Pahce, when presentations are made. New Yoek, December 23 The Panama Canal Company and ita auxiliary American Company, ha?a decided to offer the Canal to America on figures arrived at by the recent American Commission which enquired into the subject; A mob at Buenos Ayrea * attacked the Chilian Legation, but the police dispersed the rioters. Vienna, December 23 A Polish Count lost £100,000 in ft single sitting at baccarat at the "Vienna Jockey Club.

The Colonies and the War

,^___— j+ United Press Association—By Electric (Telegraph—Copyright Ottawa Dec 23 Canada i& sending a field hoe pittl, with transport equipment, to South Africa. Melbourne!, Dec 24 Some light has boen thrown on the agitation for a Federal Contingent, Tht Federal Government is apparently in no way entitled to tny credit in the matter. It appears that at the request of Mf McUulloch, the Yictoriao Defecct Minister, Mr Henniker Heaton torn* time ago wired to Mr Chamberlain that a thousand men could, if neceaiary, ba despatched from Australia withic a month. Mr Heatoo's wire wag cent s week before New Zealand made her latest offer. The military aathoritioi have been besieged with application! for places ia the Contingent;



SHIPPING LINE ROYAL MAIL STEAMERS FOE LONDON, via Monte Vide*, lOaaadie & Plymeath. Probablefina 1 ~~ Steamers, ' V&m. Port), Dat*s e Walmate 5610 WolHagtoQ Deo 21 Otarama 3955 - Do Rakaia 5623 Lyttelton D.'o Rimutaka* 7765 — T*n Tekoa 4050 W^lingfion .Un 9 Papauul 6582 WolUagton Tin WakataDS 5715 ?eb 6 Raapehu 7705 ■ March Waikato 4767 Mutch 6 Wakanui I 5706 \l*rch Paparoa* j R563 Anril 3 Tmjgai-iro* 7661 iM&y 1 •Twin 3«'e.iva. ffRIEDL.SN.DEB BSQ3., Leb,



f^__ BUSINKBS NOTICES , NEW ZEALAND INSURANCE I COMPANY I BSIABMSHED 1869 j CAPITAL—ONE MILLION HPHE Premier ancl Wealthiest, uolootai Noted for Promptness and Liberality Paid-op Capital and Reserves, £400,000 Fire and Marine Risks, Also,— Risks on Growing Crops, Threshing Machines, etc, accepted af lowest current rates nicollTbros.,- . Agents



FAT LAMBS AND SHEEP. TO THE farmers of asbburtoim AND Surrounding District. "TITE Have pleasure to notify that U we will be BUYING- either by the | ; heed on the farm, or at per lb in the Factory, at TOP MARKET VALUES throughout the coming season, NICOLL BROS. ASHBURTON ROSS 1 ANDITOTB & OINTMENT THE GREAT HERBAL REMKDX" FOR PURIFYING THE BLOOD. r|'HE following unsolicited Testimonial a by a gentleman well known in Ashburton speaks for ittelf:— M&sfcerton, August 23, 1901. Ross Antidote Company. Dear Sirs, —I feol it my duty to give yon this enclosed testimonial In favor of Ross Antidote for purifying tibo blood. I have been a great sufferer for many yeata from ulcerated stomach, indigeption, etc, My life was a perfect misery, and I was almost a wreck. I grew tired of trying different medical men and remedies, of which I had triei almost every known one but yours, and oae day some eighteen months asto & gentleman came Into the shop where I was employed, Ha remarked 'Jack, you lock very ill' (and yon may depend I was), B.& added, ' Will yon take some medicine if I procure ib I replied I wiil cake anything. He brought me a bottle of your Antidote, and I book it accordingly as directed, and to my delight I began to geb well, and after taking three large bottlea I was a new man—thanks to your greab discovery. I always keep it by me, and .find a few doses occasionally keep me in perfect health, and I wish you the success with it than such a medicine merits. You can make what use you like of this. —I remain yours, etc, J H Pauiikg, Masterton May be obtained from Messrs Fletcher Bros and Sheakman Bros, Ashbarton | 9J232 THE DAINTIEST LITTLE WHEEL THAT EVER WAS" " The Rambler." fTAtflNGaoldont of ray old stock of JL these superior Bicycles, I have n&e opened op a fresh consignment of the LATEST PATTERN '* RAMBLER" SPECIAL LIGHT RACERS, ROAD RACERS, & ROADSTERS la all sizes and all fitted with the evei hsting Q & J detachable Tyre GAhij &lxii INSPEOI THE STOCK. Price Easy. Riding Easy. Machines the Strongest Earth. ACCESSORIES IN STOCK. OTHER MAKES FITTED WITH G & J TYRES i D. THOMAS. Manning & Go's NEW SEASON'S BSITLEB ALES AND STOUT, liN QUARTS AND PINTS, TUB BEST "IN THE MARKET Equal to the Leading Brands of ENGLISH ALES. Agents ior Ashbarton—Messrs Sheab M>N BliOS



SHAW, SAVILL AND ALBION COMPANY, LIMITED, FOR LONDON. *.;f%A ip'OYAL MAIL STBA fiSili^ -11' MBRS, wtfch enperioif fpSCKKCp^ accommodation for ail classes rt~^.--..v.-.'.,r.v....- 0 | pjigsej.jjjjYß^ exiling at Monte Video or Rio, Teneri&e «fld Ply. month, - Vessel Ton OommaaderS From Date, Maori 5317T Moflhtb jWel'gn Deo 25 f Rangatira 4045'G Nioole I Wei' nTo fol. (Tokomarn J623BJJ Maxwell I — Delphlo 18273!W Breen — ' *Gotbio 17755/WSKidley — Kumara '6034! W Scotland — * Twin Screw f No paefsengsra carried For further particulars, apply NICOLL BROS. UHION STEAMSHIP 'COMPANY Off NEW ZEALAND. Limited tTEAHKIiP gAII FRCMLITTELTON AS OSDEB: Fer Wesbport and Greymoufch—-Weekly Wellington-— Monday, Tuesday, Thurs day and Saturdays NOTE—For extra sailings see advertise meni) in Christchurch papers Danedin — Mondays, Frir!aya and alternate Tuesdays and Saturdays Nslaon and Pioton, via Wellington— Tuesday and Saturday , Sydney, via Auckland — Alternate Thursdays The above am subject to alteration; eference should therefore be made fco Ohrlatchurch dally papera ioi dates and hour of Bailing For further particulars apply to F FERRIMAN, Agent, Ashburton BUSINESS NOTIOE3 WEBLEY & SONS, HAVING taken over the late HkOsbobn Coombk's connection, will visit Ash burton and surrounding difltrict-B three t(mea per annum, via, A3 arch, July and November Orders may be left at the Oommercia Hotel or with Mr Llewellyn Owen at hie Mnsio Studio, Arcade Chambars, Aehburton S. MeBBIDE, Monumental Sculptor, 60 Stafford St, Timarn tA LWAYS in Stock—A fireb xjL class sekcMon of Marble and Granite Monuments, Dealgna and Estimates may be inspected ab the establishment of Mr John Wilson, Painter, Burnett Street, Ashburton Letter Gutting in any style HBNEY STEPHJSNSON, (successor to Alfred Harrison,) Established 20 years. AUCTIONEER, LAND ESTATE AND 3OMMIBSION AGEN1 1 AND VALUES WEEKLY BALES of Live Stack Produce, Furniture) eto., EVERY SATURDAY, at 12 o'eiock. Clearing Sales of Stock, Household Furni ture, etc., as per arrangement in any part) of fche county, Advances made on all gooda placed in my r,anda for Sale. Regular Consignments of Colonial Grown and Island Fruit sold privately through the week, and ab Auction on SATURDAYS. ASE£72 ! Narwloh Onion Fire Insurance Company & Dresden Pianoforte Manufacturing and Agency Company. PJANOS and ORGANS on time pay meats from per month. HEKRY STEPHENSON, AUOTIONEEB. (THE KEW ZEALAND FARMERS CO OPERATIVE ASSOCIATION OF CANTERBURY, Ltd Offices, Warehouses, and Grain Stores Weat Street, Ashburton, ) EVERY Deacr.ption of Farmers Requisitea at lowest rates. Groceries, Hardware Saddlery, Cornsaclrs, Woolpacke, I wine, Oils" Tinware Horse Covers Soft Goods & Boots GRAIN SOLD ON COMMISSION. Having reliable information from our Agents in other parts of the Colonies, we are in a position to obtain highest possible price, for all grain placed in our hands for disposal, Shareholders should be particularly care ful to enquire from us and inspeot our goods before ordering elsewhere. COENSACKS BOW LANDING EX SHIP. Clients should order immediately, and save expense of handling. Binder Twine. C^ll and obtain our quotations before ordering elsewhere. ID I GIBcjON Manager $



BUSINESS A'OTICKS ALL rfIROUGH A tfap y\\ HPO PROPRIETOR PLA^TiKOA J- R^MXDIES. Pahiaxua, Main Strcofc v August 13, 1901 Bear Sir,—-Hiving had occasion to use your Plantikoa Ointment, I cannot >piak too highly of iis healing virtues : My little hoy got accidentally scalded through the upsetting of che teapot from the stove. Tho i-ctld w.i«i very bad and on both legs rxtomiing horn the kaeee downwards. I procured a box of Plante koa Ointment rrora the Ohemist, and the scald was drofesed at opca, and the way it eased the pain and took away the inflama tion was wonderful, and in a day or two the little chap was playing about as usual. It healed like magic I may say I have alao used Plantekoa Medicine for Lidigesfcion, and general run d'wn of the j-yfjiem, and found it do ail tf :at was claimed for it. While using ths first bottle I made flesh rapidly, and GAINED SEVERAL POUNDS IN WEIGHT. . I can most strongly recommend it. ■ (Signed) Mr John Taucher



IMPORTANT TO DAIRYMEN ANE FARMERS Me J. Weight, of Waiweto, Lower Hutb, (a leading D.dry Farmer in that District says :— *I havo mnch pleasure in recommending your Plantekoa Ointment. Not only have we used it in th<* house as occasion inquired for burns, cuts, swellings &c &c, bub have often used it for cows teats and havo found nothing TO EQUAL IT Plantekoa Kennedies fiom any leading Chemist or Storekeeper; UNCO M FORTABLE APJER MK'ALS T\yTEANS that you have gob Indigestion. LIL The food is not digesting! The stomach is weak and won't do its work properly. The food ia fermenting and gas ia bfin^g'ven cff that filia the intestines This aoccuutg for the blown out uncom fortable feellug you have Specks float before ths cysr. Bad taste in the mouth, want of energy, Costiveness, ail j point to derangement of the Stomaoh and Irvcr LOASBY'S WAHOO WILL CURE YOU i It bas cured hundreds before like yourself | and you will probab'y find relief from the | very first) ilcae, whilst leas than cne bottle ! will usually euro the worati case. Price 2s 6i everywhere, or post free from Loapby's Wahoo Manufacturing Co, Ltd. Duct din ViSKMANENT BOIUOIKO AND INVESTMENT SOCIETY, LOANS GRANTED FA 0 M and upwards, at) <j«rrcafc .*atee Full Particulars) on application. OiEoo — Tancred Streeti Office Hours-—9.30 a m til! 4pm First Tuesday ia Month—9,3o am 61114 p m j and 7 till 9pm ALBERT ROBERTS, Manager A CARD. MESSRS STRINGER & CRESSWELL BARRISTERS & SOLICITORS CHRISTCHURCH, 1 HAVE OPENED A BRANCH OFFICE ab Mr Davison's, Wesb Street Aahburton, where they will attend every THURSDAY and on other days when necessary. They will be represented in Aahburton by Mr J. Davison, who ia authorised to receive Instructions on their behalf, and to whom communications may be addressed. We have various soma of money awaiblag nveatment ab lowset current ratea. STRINGER & ORESSWBLL, SOLICITORS, CHRISTCHURCH & ASHBURTON COOKING BANGE& ■pARMINGHAJM AND 00. ,8. IMPBOVED ZBALANDIA, NEW PATENT; Needa no Setting. Cau be uaed aa Open Fire« ASK BOR TE3 IMPROVED ZEALANBIA, KOOLIBAH, cures headache instantly, relieves all paina quickly. mHB " LILY STARCH " h anpedor to JL any. Housewives will find ib mosb eoonomioal. Sold by all storekeepers 5 312 FSIHE mosc up to date ovolty 0. the day JL Patty Pan baking powder QT GEORGE Potted and Preserved Meats O —Tongues, Table Delicacies, eta—have no equal. All storekeepers rtpHE SHOW, The Show—Be up to l_ data and save money by going to Mellor's Special Bargain Sale, In Tancred , Street j KOOLIBAH, cures Backache, Headache, Rheumatism, Sprainß, etc OUR Country Friends will do well to. I try Mellor's Zealandia Boot Store for speciol bargains in Foot Wear. 2000 pairs to pick from at Mellor's WANTED— Ladies desirous of dreafiing ths hair in present becoming fashions Bhould Bend for the new Geisha Frames ; all eoloura. Sent po&.t free for 1b 9d from the manufacturer, A M Hkndy, Hakrdreeßer (innedhi. PATTY Pan baking powdet wants one trial without prejudice, two patty pans for nothing WHAT prize takers for pastry use, Fatty Pan baking powder the great novelty.



[ 'BUSINESS KOTICES ______________ ™ NICHOLAS & PICK FORD'S IS THE BB^T AND GHRAJPESP -PIiAOE FOR FOOTWEAR THEBSS IS KO DOUBT, ORDINARY PRICE S"i Ladies' Glace 2 Bar Shoes 5a 9d, only a few pairs Ladies' Glace Walking Shops, Patent Oap Lace or Strap, 6s 9d Ladies' Tan Walking Shoes from 7a Ladies' Smart Oanvas Shoes 3s 9i and 4s {H, black or tan Gents' Canvas Shoes 5a 6d, 6s 6d, &nd 7? 6d Girls' and Maida' Oanvas Shoes 3a 3d, 3s 6d, 3s 9d, 4a and 4b 6d Ladies' Tennia Shoes 2s 9d, 3a 9d 4a 6J, 6s 6J, Bs, 11s 6d, and 14s 6d Gents' Tennis or Bowline' Sboen 2d 9d, 3s 6d,«7a 6d, 12a 6d 8 16s 6d, 18s 6d 6d, 20^, 22i 6d Ladies Evening Shoes from 8s Men's Bluchers, nailed or plain, from s«^6d Boys' and Girls' School Boots from 48 9d ' Children's Strap Shoes, siz3s2 to 6, at from 23 3d Girls' 2 Bar Shoes from 3s 6d Gents' Cricketing Boots, Running and Cycling Shoes, at various prices Hundreds of other lines at equally low prices NICHOLAS AND PICKFORD, EAST STREET:



The Cheapest Shop in Ashburtoa. LAWN MOWERS. LAWN MOWERS, \ FROM £23 ©d EAOEL I Including «Monarch,' ( Pastime/ ' New Easy,' &c, GARDEN~TOOLS. The Greatest Variety In Ashburton, ab prices to suit everybody, Inducting the New j America, Scuff'o Dutch, Garden and Plantation Hoea. Garden Rakes, Spades, Forks, Trowels, Syringeß, Border Fork-i, Bays' Sp*don, eto I AGENT for tho CELEBRATED 'SYB&OUSE' Combinstion Seed Drills and Cultivators, florae Hoea and Cultivators superior to Planeb Jr at £ less prioe SHEEP SH&ARST' O'"SH&EP SHEARS. I havo just received my first shipment, including TU 8, BBA, 11A, eto; also Turkey and Waahila OH Sconce a\\ AT bkdbock PBIOEB : OARPKNTEHS' TOOLS-Ac muai, I am up to date ia v Misty and prloe. The largest selection in the Ashburton County to select from g. meßdins, The People's Ironmonger, Burnett Skeefc, Opposite Arcade j——, 30.000 ni optoi\f I mam^s^^, , i^IJL Cooking; Ranges fe=^^S~^^L«Ss . a'he/burn ig»lte» rae Coal-or Wood «p l*™~^Z^™j»SE«sS!s) "^Z^ZZZZZ^Sf^^'^^s to 2ft uln I H9 isJLJy /fp^^=S^ I NO SETTING REQUIRED. IJi t fCZZS2^' !'■* With &tove Pipe can be worked out in the ! IS*! P^^^f^i liJ,^-"^. -7**" li> jj open. Splendid Bread Bakers ISi rf«^^f PI. ©v^-fS^p! I With cust iron or copper boilers. The lii R^" w*'ll%l^^\L«kli I copper boilers are targe and tin lined inside. I 8 1 Jk"***™l"-^ Sirvso. Mais in all sizes, single or double I isa f^"®"^] Ev-Sf^ii^^^ 1, I High or low pressure boilers Bm^^SS^^^^^^^^l Sold by all Ir»nmoDger&, from whom Catologues can be obtained, or from the makers H. E. SHACKLOCK. LTD SOUTHEND FOUNDBY, Pringks Street, DCN3DIN SMOKE ONLiT" " NEW VENUS. A PERFECT TOBACCO. DO YOU GIVE YOUR CHILDREN — lulsekook's COCOA AULSEBRQOK'S'COCOA. MM^^^^S t and fumiltl i ill' I'li mi in ■ MMMBiiiimmiiiß liMhwim iiiii i urn i |itamn(i-»— «o«j«»rTr»wirinTnnirt''-* I'''^*ni'*»ii.ii •Uit. t i»^, m^Ml y t BELFAST AND FAIRFIELD FREEZING WORKS MANURES, ARE THE BEST ' TjpOß TURNIPS, RAPE, WHEAT, AND ANY OTHER CROP. SPECIAL MANURES are macb to suit any kind of Soil or description of Crop, Samples of FOIL .ANALYSED free of cost to Farmers using oar Manure For the present season an all round redaction in price of @& per Ton has been made. SATISFACTION GIVEN EVJSRYWHERE LAST SEASON. If there is no agent in yonr district, send to the Office for Price List and Testimonials CANTERBURY FEOZEN"mEAT AND DAIRY PRODUCE EXPORT COMPANY, LIMITED. F. WAYMOUTH Secretary," I 139 Hereford Sties Ohriatoharch «



BUSINESS* NOTICES Wm. Sirangb Sole Partners and Proprietor! [Teos, Covkrdalb HOW TO OBTAIN UP-TO-DATE GOODS AT CITY PBIOBS. WHEN about to BUY, you naturally look about yon in order to diioover t>b« Cheapest Market, and where the very best value for your money may be h»d» If well advised your choice will finally fall on some great City Warehouse, where they purchase large lota of everything at a lime (and ao secure the most) adfantmgeoui Herns possible) and whore they offer yon an immense selection of op to date Goods* ' WE HAVE JTJST BUOH AN ESTABLISHMENT, Is is the largest of its kind In New Zealand* We import on a truly coloual scale, and we deal direct with the great manufacturers. We are also tnanateotnreri | ourselves, and control a number of importanWocal industries. Consequently it will pay you to place YOUR ORDERS WITH US, and if you cannot doit in Person yon can Shop With Us By Post Aa THOUSANDS of our regular Customers already doi Write down yonr requirements as explicitly as you can, enclose remittance to valu<>, post yonr letter (it will oaly require a penny stamp, remember), and we will do the rest! You will be delighted, beoaase, by dealing with as you may obtain Beautiful New Season's Goods at Oily Prices. One trial of this system will convince yon. STRANGE "& COMPANY, MERCHANTS, MANUFACTURERS, & FAMILY DRAPERS, OHBISTOHUROH i * ■ * BUILT TO SUIT RIDERS. HEIGHT AND WEIGHT. DEPOT-SAUNDERS' BUILDINGS, 12 161 East Street, Aehburton. f B abb CASH BUYERS of PRIME MILLING WHEAT Samples received at the Mill. CORNSAOKS SUPPLIED GRISTING J^.MSg™ CANTERBURY ROLLER FLOUR MILLS COMPANY {ROLLITT AND 00.,) D. WOOD, Manager WOOL, WOOL, WOOL. I AM now making LIBERAL CASH ADVANCES, rFRER Off COMMISSION, apon all Wool placed in my hands for sale, either In Aehburton, Christcbnruh, Tlmara, or foe Shipment, This Season's WOOL SALISJor Canterbury have been'fixed as under, viz : — CHBISTCHURCH— . HMARU— I January I7th, 1902 January 14th, 1902 t [ Febraary 20th, 1902 February 26th, 1902 I shall be represents^ both at Chnstchurch and Timaru I WOOL FOR CHRISTOHURCH to be consigned ~ MATSON AND CO., I Addlngton, account D. Thomas. I WOOL FOR TIMARU to be consigned—N;Z. Loan and- Mercantile Company's j Siding, Timaruj accoanfc D.Thomas. ! WOOL PAOKS, AND ALL STATION REQUISITES SUPPLIED AT LOWEST MARKET RATES. DAVID THOMAS. ASHBURTON. PUEE__SEEDS. I HAVE ERECTED, regardless of coat, the MOST COMPLETE SEED CLEANING PLAJST south of the Line, and I now ask Farmers to Inspect the same at work. I ( I_AM PREPARED TO CLEAN FOR FARMERS ANY DESCRIPTION OF ' SEEDS OR GBAIN, AND WILL GUARANTEE TO GIVE THEM -SATISFACTION. I can sopply BEST RYEGRASS AND COCKSFOOT (locally grown), also BEStf CLOVERS, (dressed by my own machines*), the purity of which mast be seen to be appreciated. AIso—HURSI: AND SON'S English Clovers, Turnips, Rape, Lucerne, Trefoil, Etc. D. THOMAS, ASHBURTON



A Hard Bay's Work .-»



WITHOUT ANY TROUBLE—A OHANGE IN THE LIFE OF MAISY AN* 5 ASHBURTON CITIZEN,



Tho prospect of a hard day s work gives a man a shudder when he is eick. He would not mind if he was well. Have you not often had year deepest sympathies aroused by the face of an invalid at a win dow 1 Perhaps the day may be exception* ally pleasant to you with your abundance of health, bat if the elighteet breeze awoke ! the trees it would be too much for the face at the window. And there are diseases jnat as exasperating, where one is &8 much an in valid aa the one pictured above. Kidney complaint has its miseries unknown except to those who have suileree them.. We an gad to say there is much less of it la Aehburton now that Doan'e Backache Kidpey Pills are so well known. Head how oue citizen was benefited* Mrs Jas Parker, Beach Rd, Trevorton, this town, says : —' I could not do rojf housework or washing because of backache not long ago. As fcoi nas ever I Btaeted the pains became so very agonising that I I would have to lie down. This was a very aaety state of affairs for me, and it would | probably have continued only I procured a box of Doan'a Backache Kidney Fills at I the Ashburton Drug Co'a in East Street, lam now perfectly free of the pains and fib for anything in the way of housework. I only took one course of the pilis and the cure was permanenb. They are splendid as a tonic and agreeable to take.' Success has brought up many imitations of Dean's Pills, bat there is nothing *jas6 as good' as the lemedy which cared Mrs Parker, therefore ask tor Doan'a Backache Kidney Pills. They are sold by all chemists and storekeepers at 3a per box or will be posted on receipt of price by the proprie tors, Foster McOlellan Co., 76 Pltb Street, N.S.W. Bat be sure they are Doaa'e.



I WEAK LUNGS • Can get more Comfort, • More Nourishment, Flesh and Blood and Strength, out of 19• • • Lane $ Emulsion of Cod LWtr Oil Than from ihe Finest Beef. Beef strengthens only the slreadj healthy system. Lane's CheXsoted i Emulsion soothes Lung Coughs, and heals the irritated bronchial tubes. II gives warmth, strength, and vitality to the whole body. Nothing equals Lane'B Ciu'.ahoted Emut-bion in nourishing properties. It is the one medicine that will positively cure Consumption, and make you fit for hard every-day work, »t is G"od for the Baby, «4« It is Good for the Man, * It Is Good for Old Age. Ask your Chemist for LANE'S. If he tries to sell you anything elsa ***"%*' . . .PRICE 2- * You can depend on ridding your i Children of Worma with Wade's Worm Figs, the wonderful worm worrier!^ pHbegU