ROAD BOARD

I'pper Ashburton.

The asu-i) monthly meeting of th° Upper Ashburton Rou,d B:i*r«l wa^h-klon Monday. Present—Mr 0. J. Hat per (chairman), and t>U the members.

BALANOE-SHEKT.

The Anditoi'-Gener* remmed the Board's balance-sheet for fhe year ended M,rch 31, 1899, duly certified.

SMALL BIRDS' EGGS AND HEAPS.

The &sht>Utt<»i <<■ ii"'.y Ouurcil asked for cheque to h-t p-sseii f<r an amount of £2, overpayment of yni'-tidy small birds eggs and heads. —'1 he amount was ordered to be paid.

SPREAD KAGLE.

Mr E. H rting wrote, asking that some twenty chains of the road near the Spread E&gle be (shingled, it being in a very bad state —The work was ordered to be done and tenders oillcd for text meeting for 150 yards of shingle, more or less.

VALUATION BOLL.

Mr A. P. CalUgban, Supervising Valuer, returned the Buard's valuation roll corrected to date.

RESERVE 1944.

Mr C. W. Furncll wrote, advising the Board 00 th« matter af exchange of Reserve 1944.—The Board resolved to act iv accord ance, with the arfvics received,

Wilson's road.

Mr T. Connolly wrote, drawing the atten tion of the Board to the bad state of Wi! son'e road, and asking that ib be formed. The chairman stated that tenders had been invited for this work some time ago, none of which could be accepted owing to the price being cons dared too high.—lt was resolved that the cletk invite fresh tenders, to be in by next mectintr.

WINSLOW SCHOOL.

The chairman Winslow School Committee wrote, askiog the Board to have a few loads of shingle put on the road opposite Wiuslow school gate, as the children had great diffi culty in getting to the school owing to large pools of water on the road.—Resolved that the work be attended to.

THIRDS.

The Commissioner of Orowa Lands in formed the Board that the Land Board had approved the proposals submitted for ex penditure of thirds accruing from KB. 35899, and that the Receiver of Bevenue had been instructed to pay over the amount of £11 2* 61 to the Board's credit as it becomes nvailablet

PETITION,

A petition waa received from ratepayers in AUentoo (that portion near Winter's road), requesting the Board to repair the footpath on Winter's toad, it being so bad that the children were unable to attend the school. — The clerk was instructed to reply that the Board regrets its cannot immediately attend to the work» but the matter would be kept in view and attended to as soon as funds were available.

NORTH EAST BELT,

Residents ou the North-East Belt drew the Board's attention to the manner in which the footpath is being formed. The forma 1 ion they considered was below the level of the water race, which would keep the footpath constantly in a wet condition. (They requested that the aeceßsary steps be taknn to counteract this evil.—The clerk was instructed to forward the letter to the Borough Council, requesting the matter be looked into.

ROLL ALTERATIONS,

The clerk was instructed to Bubtnit the following for alteration, Bur jeet to all rateß being paid to date :—Oh»rles Rippingale to P. Hyland, RS. 18569—140 acres; Mr ß S. A Bremner to Charles Beach—Lot 43, pt; 8767, 4903; Thomas Bradford to Mrs Catherine Campbell—Lot 17, pt. 8767; Mrs Emily Bradford to Benjamin Ede—Lot 183, pt. 7863 ; C. P. Porter to J. B. McArthur— Lot 12, pt. 8767; Joseph Lukies to P. Murphy—Lots 24, pt. Reserve 1769, R.S. 26616, 26655-405* 3r 16p ; T. A. C Pearce to M. H. Hspburn —R S 27223—2?1a 2r Op ; George Good ro Andrew Top[iiu—R.S. 26259 —39* Or 35p; Georgo Goi»i to Wiliiiii Green—R.H. 14544, 14545, 52201-89 acres ; W. J. cilcock to Jtimes Siicr-ck-Lul 121, pt. 7^62-5 iiO'v.-p ; Oii.vl?'* G::"Ki U> 'DoimU. Cameron—R H. 20569—77 aortic ; Molnr.yr.. Bros, to P. Hv;ukl~US 18569—140 acreb

ORTH-WEST BELT,

It waa resolved Unit, tne clerk write to the Ashburton Burough C.>uroil, requesting it to have the road on this B>lt repaired and shingled, it being in a bad state.

DIPIITHEHIA IN ALLENTOX,

It was resolved that Messrs Tucker and Sargent act us a committee tor the Board a; a local board of health, and ascertain if any cause; can be found for the recent outbreak of diphtheria.

TENDERS,

The matter of calling for tenders for the formation of roads through lands lately sold by Mr Buckipy, was left in the hands of the chairman nnd Mr Buckley. ACCODNTS.

£ ccounta amountiog to £182 Is 10d were P .ssed for payment, and the Board ad- J urned.

COMMERCIAL

ADDINGTON STOCK MARKET.

Christcuckch, August 2 The yardings at Addiugton to-day were 6375 fat sheep, 550 fat hoggets, 2735 stort sheep, 317 head of cattle, and 233 pigs. Cattle —With the exception of a good line of bullocks from the North Island, which brought £8 5a to £9 2« 6d, and a nice lin« of Herefords, which sold up to £10, the bulk of 159 fat cattle were mostly inferior to medium quality. Beef was slightly easier, and bidding dragged. Bent steers, £7 to £8 15=*; lighter £5 to £6 10* ; heifers, £3 17« 6d to £6 15a; cows, £3 10s to £6 2i 6'i. A large line cf stores from the f elorus Sounds were on off .r, but no busi ness was done.

•Sheep.—The fat sheep were a mixed lot, and the market both for freezers and butchera' sheep was most irregular for a long time, opening fairly well, buc falling away in the middle, and more than regaining late rates at the finish, Prime heavy weight wethera sold up to 19* 9d, freezing wethers and mixed sexes 14a to 18s, prime trade ewet 14a to 15a 6d and up to 17a 3d for extra, medium aorta 12a to 13s 6d, others down to 103. Fat hoggets were mostly cull lotß, and with a poor demand prices fell fully 2* per head, freezers from 133 6d to 15s 3d, and others down to 10s. In the store pens wethera met very little demand, and only one line waa sold at 12s 101. Ewes in laml. were in demand, bringing from 11s 91 to 13a 2d for aged sorts, and up to 14a 101 foi good young aorta. Hoggets told well at from 10a to llh 4d.

Pigs—Fat pigs were in short supply, bui baooners weakened, and averaged 3£d ; porkers were firm at 4^d per Ib.

CENTRAL MART.

Messrs Nicoil Bros, report on their apecial sale of prize poultry last Saturday as follows:—We were favored with a good attendance at our special sale, and with one or two exceptions we quitted all the birds we off-red ab prices satisfactory both to vendors and purchasers. A few of the prices obtained were as follows :—Wyan dotte pullets 9s, Leghorn pullets 5?, Minorca cockerels ss, all at per pair ; also Orpington cockerel 10s, Minorca cockerels 8s and 59, Hamburg 5-, and white Leghorns at 2a ; also sundry other hens at from 2t to 4s 6d per pair. We &Iho sold a la: gi. qu.ini.ity cf fruit, principally upplew, at from I|>| to 2£d pc; ib, and iumdnes including 200 *ecou<i-hand aacks at 3£d. h.-j.Sr, covers 12s bd and 13-> 6 rl, set harne.--s £2 IQ\, addie un j bridle £3 10-s, carpet £2, iuga 10a 6ci, etc.

THE ASHBURION GCABDIAN, THtJRSDA., AUGUST 3, lc»9

Printed and published by Hbnry Willis, o Peter Street, Ashburton, for the Proprie tors, at their Printing Office, Buraeb Street, Ashburton, THURSDAY, Aaguit 5,1893



SMITH'S Premier Wheat Dressing OUR New Season's Supply of this' Dressing has now arrived, and its ever increasing sale each year proveß its popularity. IT IS A THOROUGH SMUT PRE VENTATIVE. it is easy to use, dissolving in cold water. ' Id hastens instead of retarding germination,' and is very much cheaper than any other dressing—l h per pncli©*". Sufficient for 20 bushels of seed t AshburtonDrug Go, Ltd, WHOLESALE & RETAIL AGENT?. TEEES FOR SALE, lA.fi 000 PINUS^INSIGNIS QA AAA MAOROOARPA 100,000 LAROH IPC AAA FRUIT TREES IO,UUU (all kinds) : 1 A AAA ORSAiyIENTALJ JLU,UUU TRKKS & SHURBS jr AAA CHOICE BOSKS 3 AAA WALNUTS AND • V/v/v/ Spanish Chestnuts. AND THE MANY OTHER PL4NTS, ROOTS, ETC.. FOUND IN A LARGK NURSERY STOCK. SPECIAL OFFiiiR. All Frnit Trees and Roses th*f die in Planting WILL HE REPLACED by hav ing new trees supplied to the Purchaser *t the Nursery free of coat,. Order early and so secure best selection. thomaTsealy, NURSERYMAN, ETC., RIVER BANK, ASHBUhTON, Telephone No 50. P. 0. Box 22 WE WANT JAtfMEBSTO KNOW nriHAT WE HAVE IN STOCK RAN SOMES &: HORNSBF PLOUGH SHARES,! all stais. ALSO— CASTOR OIL, CYLINDRINE OIL, ROOTfPULPERS, CORN CRUSHKR^ HOR3K HOKS, KXCKLSIOH GARDEN TOOLS, LEVER HARROWS, STEEL HORSE OOLL\P.S i LITTLE WONDKRS, | EAbYCHMRvS FORL&WN AND VHRANDAH, AND THE FAMOUS DAISY OARTS. WE ARE ALSO AGENTS FOR MeCormick REAPER «& BINDISI* AND STERLING JBIOYOJL.EK3 Morrow, Bassett & Co., ASHBURTON. M. PRIEST, Manager. THE REASON WHY OUR EEADY-MADI3 CLOTHING IN MEN'S AND BOYS' TS SOLD with the DISTINCT GUAR ANTEE that it Must! Give PERFECT SATISFACTION, or the Money will be Refunded. This Guarantee is made, not because HALLENSTEIN BROS. & Co. TtiE Makers, Think you will want your money back, but ra'her b cause they know you won't. OUR Ready-made clothing Is a Combination of Fine Material, with Pine Cut and Workmanship. It is as Good aa Clothing can Possibly be made, and far Superior to the Cheap, 80-called Tailor made Clothing, so much advertised, and IeBS than one-half the price. See our Men's Ail-Wool Mosgiel Tweed SUITS .« ... at 26s 6d Fee our Men's All-Wool Moßgiel Tweed TROUSERS ... at 8s 6d See our Boys' Golf Knicfeer Norfolk Suits, in Neafe Checks and Heather Mixtures Any vStvle of MEN'S AND BOYS' CLOTHING Made up to Order at the Ordinary Ready. Made Prices. New Zealand CLOTHING FACTORY. A. G. BARTON, Manager. FOR SALE. FRUIT & FOBEST TREES WANTED— All those about to Plant to come and inspect my large Stock of FRUIT AND FOREST TREES AND SHRUBS, ETC. before purchasing elsewhere ; All Forest Trees supplied and planted by itie will be guaranteed for 12 months. Quotations supplied on application* James Porter, NUBSERYMAN, AU* NION, ASHBURTON I



Be Kind to the Little Ones.—-There i* no tyranny so hud to bear aa the tyranny of parents who, without meaning to bo cruel, do not; understand their children. How continually do we find a child punished because ifc is fretiul. It doea not seem to occur to some pan nts th i.t in nine casea (juj. of ten a child's ftetfulness arises from ili> health or fmm si-me temporary ailment. But this ia assured!y true, and, instead of punishing their children, parents will do well to fc'ike t'fps o kefp them healthy and s;.(;i; ; .'. ! t"'V v*iJ: no fin i 'his difficult if they t.ttk" ■ ..re to ke<-p ti-A <»wa>'s Pills and Ointment ulwuys by them. These are remedies which never fail. «• Wb'be ft' Jook Tftmeon's bairas," an' say we shuuid i»' gree tue hae naethia' bub M-jo's . Unblended Tea J



G. MEDDINS, THE PEOPLE'S PRACTICAL IRONMONGER, BURNETT STREET, OPPOSITE ARCADE. _ (o) — riIHE CHEAP AND UP-TO-DATE SHOP invites inspection of the following X Special Lines just to hand :— REGISTER GRATES ! REGISTER GRATES ! 1 With Newest Designs in TUpb ENAMELLBCD M \NTELPIEOES, in Latest Patterns. RANGES 1 RANGES ! ! RANGES 1 1 ! A large Variety to Selecb from. Agent for Scott's Celebrated " ATLAS*" and Barnlngham's " Z SAL AN DIA," LAMPS ! LAMPS 1 1 LAMPS ! ! ! Builders' & Furnishing Ironmongery. Gor.se Knives, Grubbers, Spades and Forks The Cheapest and Besb Selected Stock of CARPENTERS' TOOLS in the County, in whioh I defy competition. G. melTpins. HARDLEY BROS, ARE Offering Speoial Inducements to those in want of IRONMONGERY, TINWARE, EN AM KL WARE, Eto. Note our Prices :— Galvanized Bucket*, now Is 4d Extra Strong Baths from 3s ; Tin Buckets, Is • lld ; Travelling Tin Trunks from 7s 6d ; Keystone Brand 26in Hand Saws, 2s 9d each ; Strong and Durable Door Locks, 2s ; Alexander's Patent Spirit Stoves reduced to 10s 6d ; Hat and Coat Hooks, 2s 6d per dozen. guns at jectcdltcue-d RATIOS, Single Barrel Breech Loading, 55s ; Double Barrel Breeoh Loading, 70s, Pea Rifl a, 12i6d JSNA.MEJL. GOOD- ,X'aLSO REDUCED. Saucepans, Bd, 9d, Is, Is 3d ; Fnamel Basins, la 6d ; Enamel Tea Cms, Is 6d | Pie Dishes, 9d, Is, Is 3d. Special Low Prices given for all kinds of Pump Work. HARDLE°Y~BROS., PLUMBERS, TINSMITHS, Em BELFAST FREEZING WORKS MANURES, ARE THE BEST Tm;R TURNIP, RAPE WHEAT, AND ANY OTHER CROP. SPECIAL MANURE can be made for any kind of Soil, or description of crop. SATISFACTION GIVEN ivERYWHERE LAST SEASON. Orders received by E*RZEHyLuAJSI>M£Lt BROS., limited., DAVID THOMAB, THE N.56. FARMEIW 00-OJPJiIRA.TIVE ! SiSOCIATION OF CAINTERBURY, X-imitedL, or AJL_DfSE£T ROBERTS, AGMNT, ABhburton. CANTERBURY FROZEN MEAT AND DAIRY PRODUCE EXPORT COMPANY, LIMITED. 8 80 F. WAYMOUTH Secretary. SHEARMAN BROS. GROCERS, IRONMONGERS, WINE & SPIRIT MERCHANTS. Cheapest and best House in Ashburton. SYSTEM OF BJJ SINE SS :— (1.) BUYING AND SELLING FOR CASH. (S. SELLING AT THE SMALLEST POSSIBLE PROFIT. (3.) MARKING ALL GOODS IN PLAIN FIGURES. (4.) GIVING THE BEST ATTENTION TO CUSTOMERS." (5.) SELLING OhLY RELIABLE GOODS. ■ A LL CORDIALLY INVITED TO INSPECT OUR GOODS. NONE PRESSED TO BUY. OBDERS BY POST OH TELEPHONE DESPATCHED WITH PUNCTUALITY GOODS DELIVERED DAILY. SHEARMAN BROS., WHOLESALE & RETAIL GROOERS, IRONMONGEF^ WINE AND SPIRIT MERCHANTS, MARKET ROUSE, BURNETT STREET, ASHBURTON Telephone No 53 wmmmmmmilimmmimimiimmmimi^^ MELLOR'S ZEALANDIA BOOT STORE ALWAYS TO THE FRONT. —-—:x: — ■■ » T^OR GOOD CHEAP BOOTS AND SHOES WE STAND ALONE We do the Leading Trade, and we mean to keep it. NOTE OUR PRICES—Men's Good Hhooters, 9a 6d; Children's Anklp Straps, Is i Ladies' Pretty Shoes, 4a lld and 5s 6d ; Men's Good Bluchers, 4a lld. Thousands of other pairs ab the same Cutting Prices. IF You want a GOOD EASY BOOT, one thab will stand the wear, be sare •you go to MELL O R'S ZEALANDIA BOOT STORE, TANCRED BTPRRT, ASHBURTON'



New Zealand Insurant Ooipauy. ESTABLIShIS!}' L, «. 185 9 CAPITAL^ONEMILLION. THBPBEMIEB AND WEALTHIEST COLONIAL COMPANY, NOTED FOB PROMPTNESS AND LIBERALITY PAID-UP CAPITAL AND RESERVES— £400,000. FIRE AND "MARINE RISKS, ALSO,— RISKS ON GROWING CROPS, THBBSHINO^MAOHINES, Ac, AOOEPTKD AT LOWEST CURRENT RATES It W RANMER ifiBNT - 22,000 - IN USE IN THIS COLONY* r •H*el.tOCK| B r THEY BURN LIGNITE, TRUE COAL OR WOODj UP TO 24iN no settingTrequiked. Witb'Stove Pipe can be worked ont; n the open. SPLENDID BREAD BAKERS. With Casb Iron or Copper Boilers. The Copper Boilers are large and Ti .; Inside. REPAIRS ARE A MINIMUM. Made in all sizes, single or doable ovens. High or low pressure boilers. Sold by all Ironmongers, from whom Catalogues can be obtained, or from the maker, H. E. SHACKLOCK. ?OUTHEND FOUNDRY, DUNEDIN. 31 6



INCAISDESCENT GAS-LIGHT, (WELSBAOH PATENTS). GREAT BEDWSON~IN PRICES. __ (X ) — HAVING made Special and more Advantageous Terms with the Aus tralasian Incandescent Gas Light Company, Limited., and being ap pointed Sole Agent for Ashburton, I am now able to offer you these burners at the following reduced prices;— §0 Burners, Plain, Com- s* -, now Reduced to 2s Each No Householder can afford to be any longer without the Incandescent Light, The 0 Burner gives FIVE TIMES the light of an ordinary gas burner with consumption of less than TWO-THIRDS of the gas. w. j.~Xdams, PLUMBER AND GASFITTEB, BEHOVED TO NEW PBEMIBE§, NEXT ORANGE HALL, BURNETT STREET, ASHBURTON. SOLE AGENT FOR ABHBURTON. WHEAT. WHEAT. WE ABB PBOMPX OA.SH BUYEKS OF PRIME MILLING WHEAT, AT HIGHEST MARKET RATES WE are also Prepared to STORE GRAIN on Fam.eu Account in our New GRAIN SHEDS, West Street, Ashburton, on very favorable Terms. FULL-SIZEDo CORNS AOKS AND TWINE SUPPLIFI) AT LOWESI CURRENT RATES. ROLLITf~& Co., CANTEKBUEY FLOUR MILLS. OFFICES AND STORES — WEST STREET, ASHBURTON 230



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I ASKBUPTON PERMANENT "'VT.DT^G AND INVESTMENT SOCIETY. THE SOCIETY is now hiking MONEY ON DEPOSIT Fixed Twelve Months 4iJper cent, ull particulars on application. EDWARD STEPHENS, Manager. Office: Tauored Street Bicycle Harvest. , LAKDELLS & SON, ENGINEERS* BICYCLE MAKERS BUREKTT STREET, Next thb Cxvb. . rpo the Farmers and General] Public; A AshburtoD,—We beg to state that w« have reaped a harvest in Bioyoles, havir ust landed a big consignment of first-dags iggera at £14 10a. We are the oldest bicycle firm iv Ashburton and intend :tw> uphold our reputation. Agents for White Flyers, Radge-Whit-, worth, Waverleys, Cyclops, The Parrot, et« Repairs by experts. All work guarun " tee Tl ALLAN fYHE <&~Co., OF OASHfcL STREET, OHRISTCHFROH, D TTAVE FITTED A MOST COMPLETE . _ FACTORY, and Manufactur. FROM START TO FINISH High-ClaßseFuroitare of at very MODERATE RATES, ig to *fc A Visit to Baixahtyne's Showroom and r aotory, by any of our Country Client when in Chriatcharch, will be MUCH !», APPRECIATED BY THE FIRM. ad ii I, »l" NOTICE OF REMOVAL. ASHBURTON JTo 2 INDUSTRIAL BUILDING SOCIETY. - mHE Society haa REMOVED its Offioa JL from The Post Office Buildings, Cameron Street To ARCADE CHAMBERS, Burnett Street, in the Old Bank Building. Office Hours: From 9.30 to 12, and 2 to 4 p.m., and 7 to 8.30 every pay night. ) FRED. MAEEIG, 5 100 Seoretary. *t LOOK"" ,c! OHEAP WINTER FIRING. * NEW MOUNT SOMERS COAL. OUTPUT has Trebled during fche la twelve months. IT IS USED EVERYWHERE. This Coal is the Best and Cheapest Steam -»nd Household Coal in the market. Used in the Woollen Factory and Quota bury Flour Mills. ;5 GIVES SPLENDID RESULTS WRITE FOR PRICES bo G. T. PARK, n MOiUNtD SOMBKJS. ?- A. AGEE, ARCHITECT, Em s l m mHOSE about to BUILD will do well to X pay a visit to my Office in the Arcade Chambers, where PLANS OF LATEST DEBIGNS in Villas, Shops, Cottages, etc., may be seen. My Extensive Practice as a British Architect for many yean in Lo&don enables me to introduce the most Useful Household Conveniences, combined with Elegance and Economy. A. A GEE, ARCHITECT Etc. 6 v. JtoMJN p ladies- RtNos | I KEEPERS And KNOT RINOS. Gold Watches Silver Watches QOLD fint SlLVtf CHAINS Brooches, &c. I



MISS CARSON. rfIEACHER of Pianoforte and Organ, JL For terms, etc, apply at Residence, Corner of Wills and William Streets, near Wakanui Road East. 1 Ig3 PIANOFORTE, SINGING, ORGAN, AND THEORY OF MUSIC. T%/T R8 "DOWMAN TjlOX Member of the Canterbury Society of Professional Musicians, Havelock Stbbet, Ashbttetok. Pnpils prepared for Trinity College exam nations. Llewellyn Owen, PIANOFORTE, SINGING, HARMONY, AND MANDOLTNE. SMOKE THE NEW VENUS Dark Aromatic Ping Tobacco. THE CELEBRATED & BEST BFAND iMANOFAOTOBED FHOM JRCICERT VIRGIMA LEAF, GOOD NEWS FOR ALL. 171 Cp /~1 LAV TON, formerly of I? • X? • \^J East Street, complying with the wishes of former patrons, begs to inform them and the public generally, that he has recommenced business in the Arcade opposite Mr T. Bullock's cfßce'J IF YOU WANT STYLE, FIT, & SOUN WORKMANSHIP, GO TO F. E\ CLAYTON. His selection of Tweeds, Fancy Coatings, etc , are the best in the Colony. A grand me of Heavy Saddle and Chipping Norton West of England Tweeds, at prioes to suit everybody F. F. CLAYTON, PBAOIICAL TAILOR, BULLOCK'S AKCADE 1 5 022 ~ —NOTICE-- BOON TO THRESHING MILL OWNERS AND OTHERS. THE AI land ale Coal Coy., LIMITED, SHAG POINT. rpHIS COMPANY'S COAL is the BEST J Produced on the Eastern Seaboard, is unrivalled both for Steaming and House bold Purposes, and Highly Recommended hy the Threshing Mili Owners of this district, ORDER FROM OUR AGENT— JAMES ELLIOTT, A.**.HB Li R,TOJV, OR AT THE COMPANY'S MINE. — STOP AND LOOK — WHO IS THE BEST SIGJN WRITER, PAINTER, AND GENERAL DECORATOR ? WHY, EVERYONE OUGHT TO KNOW. J, L. ~BIGGS Does the Work Himself. — No Work Entrusted to Boys. THE CHEAPEST PLACE FOR PAINTS & PAPERHANGINUS. J. LT^IGGS, TANCRED STREET. - THINGS - WORTH KNOWING. mHAT You can SAVE MONEY if you Buy your Boots from NICHOLAS & PIGKFOBD, MANUFAOTURERS:,&P.IMPORTERS OF BOOT 3 AND SHOES, Easb;St;eet, Ashburton. BOOTS & SHOEB Of Every Description Made to Measure. Ease and.Comfort Studied, Skill and Judgment being exercised [as to Formation of the Feet, , WorkmaEehip'and Materials Guaranteed. CHARGES MODERATE. Bring*Your^Repalrs to — NICHOLAS & PICKFORD, Late McDonald & MoDiarmid. Haud your wheest woman "; McKenzie's Hondai-Lanka Tea, I'm telling you, is a queen tae that wishy-washy stuff you're arinkin',